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Upcoming events:
7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez [Starts at 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, Main card starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST]
{FIGHT PASS ONLY CARD}
7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha [Main card starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST, Prelim times TBA]
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2 [FP Prelims start at 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, FS1 Prelims start at 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST, Main card starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST]
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Lineker vs McDonald
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Glory 32 - Adamchuk vs Varga
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - TBA
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
Previous thread: >>69299085
News:
>Derrick Lewis wants the winner of Hunt-Lesnar
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/7/6/12105876/derrick-lewis-wants-to-fight-scared-brock-lesnar-cant-afford-ufc-200-tickets-mma
>Lorenzo says the UFC hasn't been sold
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/7/6/12108636/bullish-lorenzo-ferita-dana-white-comment-rumored-sale-we-own-ufc-mma
Other links:
>UFC 200 Embedded EP 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWLi3arqIJg
>UFC 200: It's Time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mehYIYq4egE
Schaub is God
FIGHT
A
N
S
15 bings to weigh ins https://youtu.be/3bP_T67gkM4
Schaub bless
>People actually picking Hunt to win
MEMES
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>people actually picking Lesnar to win
>>69309383
please don't post that.
>Derrick Lewis wants the winner of Hunt-Lesnar
If he beats Nelson, I wouldn't mind. Doubt Brock will fight again though.
>people actually picking Lesnar to win
>people think anything a literal WWE wrestler says is sincere
>>69309426
Lewis will get heemd by nelson and he would get heemd by Brock and Hunto too
>>69309497
And a top 5 HW would embarrass all 3
>>69309511
Now this, this is transcendental.
>>69309364
>>69309383
>>69309394
>>69309407
>>69309464
Bunch of forced memes
I'm trying to break out of casual-mode guys. Tomorrow is probably the fight card that I'm going to get to watch the most of this week due to other engagements (not sure about saturday yet). What fights should I be hyped for for tomorrow's card? I'm pretty much only aware of RDA and Alvarez, don't know much about any of the other guys.
>>69309543
says the schaubposter
Go Away, Rusev
one day
>>69309511
I like it
I like it a lot
>>69309586
you may
>>69309526
What a fucking retard. Destroying his body to look like a go-gurt tube.
>>69309547
https://youtu.be/1leCLqWK6ak
https://youtu.be/1leCLqWK6ak
All you need to know is covered here really
>>69309543
Schaub actually looks like a stud here. This angle really hides that freshman 15 he has going on constantly.
>>69309547
The main card should deliver. Lewis-Nelson could be the best or worst fight ever, but it will definitely be a meme. Lots of prelims mean we're likely to get some epic heems.
Canada's own, Brock Lesnar.
>>69309600
that's right god dammit
>>69309346
It's honestly such an interesting match up that I can't decide who I think will win. If I'd bet money I'd have Hunt as a slight favorite.
Lesnar likes to take people down with his power double, and to do that effectively he needs to do two things. One; he needs to get his hips below his opponents' and drive through and two; he obviously need to get into grappling range.
This poses problems when it comes to Hunt. First of all he's short and stocky. His hips are naturally beneath Lesnars' at all times, Lesnar would have to get very, very low to properly level change for a solid double. He's also incredibly strong, for anyone that remembers Hunt won a tug of war between him, Bob Sapp, Overeem & the Russian strong man world champion at the time. Now tug of war isn't really a good indication of how well you'd apply your physical strength in an MMA fight but it is an interesting factor to have in mind. Finally, one of Hunts' favorite weapons is the uppercut. He's obviously a very skilled striker, but he's also a striker who's had experience with catching wrestler coming for shots his entire career.
None of those wrestlers are Brock Lesnar though. I can't fucking wait to see this fight.
>>69309608
I appreciate the (You), but I can't stand watching those guys. Sorry
>>69309605
The piana aesthetic is something we should all strive for
Holy shit, Gray Maynard is fighting at 145 tomorrow
>>69309625
He has the accent now
>>69309662
Dana needs to pull him aside and give him the talk
How many new champions by the end of Saturday night lads?
>>69309758
Jones
>>69309547
first 5 prelims are shit
last 3 are ok
Duffy had some hype behind him being the last man to defeat mcgregor (prior to Nate) and was coming off of some nice finishes, but then he got wrestlefucked by Poirier
Jouban is an Eddy Bravo memejitsu guy, he's always had potential but hasn't really been able to reach top
Nelson vs Lewis is fight to be excited about
Both are big fat guys with lots of KO power
If they stand and bang, expect a spicy heem
overall tomorrow's card is pretty weak
looking at the TUF finale card, that one's also not that great
Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha should be interesting
Pearson vs Brooks should be exciting, Pearson is a spicy stand and bang type guy, Brooks will try to smother him on the ground
Doo Ho Choi is definitely someone to be excited about, he's on a 12 fight win streak (2-0 UFC) and hasn't gone to a decision in 11 fights
Definitely an interesting prospect, curious to see how he does against Trinaldo, definitely a step up in competition
otoh every 200 fight is pretty good
>>69309758
Tate and DC are gonna lose their belts.
What will be the spiciest banger this week lads?
I think joanna vs claudia
>>69309834
Gomi vs Miller
>>69309834
RDA vs Alvarez
>>69309787
Have you watches brooks fight before?
Has anyone watched will brooks fight before?
Can't wait for doo ho choi fight.
Hope he ascends to a title shot and fights mcgoobs... what a banger that would be..
>>69309834
eddie vs two banyos
dillashaw vs assunçao
unironically cain vs mr. rousey
>>69309873
Yeah, I watched his last bellator fight
He wrestle/grapplefucked a guy for 5 rounds
I thought it was a good fight, lots of people thought it was boring though
>>69309834
Nelson vs Lewis
Cain vs Browne
>>69309834
lesnar vs hunt could turn out like bigfoot vs hunt
>>69309873
he beat the shit out of chandler worse than eddie did. i think he's about eddie's skill level maybe more raw greenwhereas eddie is more seasoned. i think will would beat him IMO
>>69309834
Sanchez Vs Lauzon, any other answer is wrong
>>69309876
doo who choi?
WAIT FOR 500 REEEEEEEEEE I WAS STILL IN THAT OTHER THREAD LIKE AN IDIOT
>>69309787
Thanks for the info italy bro. My gf is in your country at the moment
>>69309887
>dillashaw vs assunçao
I'm most excited for this one
>>69309930
The dead obvious answer.
>>69309930
I like Lauzon but he really has looked like shit lately
I think he should retire
>>69309951
I hate when that happens.
>>69309952
damn
I'd be worried
I'm a beta cuck though so who knows
>>69309969
DELETE THIS
>rory vs wonderboy will be a spicy banger
>>69309988
It's more of a family vacation type deal, she's sharing a bed with her aunt for example.
Also I don't really care if she cheats as long as I don't find out. I mean, if I went to Italy and got a chance to fuck some italian chick, I'd be all over it
>tfw cat zingano returns at 200 to slap the shit out of that overrated cunt pena
>>69309956
really? out of all these fights? lose my number nerd
Is the pre-fight presser worth watching?
>>69309998
You shouldnt have any issues deleting your own post you leaf
>>69310048
>Also I don't really care if she cheats as long as I don't find out.
KEK
U
C
K
>>69310048
Oh boy
>>69310064
this is the 2nd time i've been called a nerd today and i don't appreciate it
>>69310048
>It's more of a family vacation type deal, she's sharing a bed with her aunt for example.
you'll be fine
>>69310070
no, tomorrow is the spicy one
>>69310070
nah just watch the highlight video
>>69310077
>>69310088
Just being realistic bros.
>>69310048
Your girl about to get OLIVEOILED
>>69310061
Not gonna happen. Cat is a broken single mom/widow. She's gotten worse while Pena has gotten better.
>>69310077
more of a cornuto desu
>>69310115
Tippity keks
Derek "The Black Bull" Lewis vs Roy "The Big Cuck" Nelson
>>69310048
>Also I don't really care if she cheats as long as I don't find out.
>>69310107
What is there tomorrow?
>>69310048
>I don't really care if she cheats
Is someone actually going to take the UFC 200 picks?
I want to see Brocks penis. I'm not gay, just genuinely curious what it looks like.
>>69310164
lmao didn't Roy Nelson already beat Kimbo Slice
>>69310199
>>69310183
>>69310156
Glad you guys are eating this up. Never been in a casual relationship before?
>that fucking herb dean stoppage in the RDA/Cowboy fight
>>69310200
Last thread
>>69310215
WIDER THAN LONG
I
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>>69310215
It's on his chest you can clearly see it.
Last chance to get your picks in for UFC Fight Night 90
Raphael dos Anjos (155 lbs) vs Eddie Alvarez (155 lbs)
Roy Nelson (263 lbs) vs Derrick Lewis (265.5 lbs)
Alan Jouban (170 lbs) vs Belal Muhammad (170 lbs)
Joe Duffy (155.5 lbs) vs Mitch Clarke (155.5 lbs)
Mike Pyle (170.5 lbs) vs Alberto Mina (171 lbs)
>>69310239
Lmaoing at your life, dude
>>69310259
>RDA
>Roy Nelson
>Jouban
>Duffy
>Mina
>>69310259
RDA
Nelson
Belal
Duffy
Pyle
>>69310244
>Implying cowboy wasn't done.
>>69310239
>a casual relationship is letting your gf get smashed by other dudes as long as you can't taste the dick when you kiss her
>>69310259
RDA
Big Cuntry
Jouban
Duffy
Mullet
>>69310332
You sound like you'd be pretty insecure and overbearing in a relationship, which would cause you to get cheated on even more.
>>69310246
no i mean is someone actually going to take them that was a prank
>>69310368
lel Are you a real person?
>>69310368
i hope you're just shitposting dude
>>69310259
Alvarez
Lewis
Muhammad
Clarke
Mina
>>69310259
missed mine goof, bottom of last thread
>>69310368
>you sound like you wouldn't let your girl get dicked down by other men which would cause you to get cheated on more
Canada please stop using proxies
>>69310034
The only fight I've rewatched 3 times this year.
Don't talk to me or my babygirl ever again
FIGHT COMPANION TOMORROW NIGHT
NO SCHAUB
>>69310546
UNCLE JOEY IN THE HOUSE
LIKE A DOCTOR
who hype for the fight companion with joey diaz tomorrow?
>>69310452
I wasn't taking picks in the last thread.
And I'm, FOR SURE, not gonna take your picks now my man.
>>69310546
>joey diaz
mitebecool
>>69310332
You're telling me if you got an opportunity to sleep with a foreign chick while you're travelling and your gf would never find out, you wouldn't do it? Live a little.
>>69310546
No Schaub? Fuck, I might actually watch now.
>>69310571
get ready for a night of fake stories involving dead celebrities from the 80's who can't refute them
>>69310546
>FIGHT COMPANION TOMORROW NIGHT
/excited/
>NO SCHAUB
D R O P P E D
Don't be a do nuffin' bitch.
>>69310048
>t. cuck
>>69310546
>>69310571
FUCK. Fight Companion is never as good without the full crew. I think Schaub's on vacation though so w/e
Reminder that Mcgregor is permanently SHOOK after this dropped
https://streamable.com/6r51
>>69310259
Alvarez
Lewis
Belel
Duffy
Pyle
Why can't black belts pronounce "gill-a-teen" correct?
>>69310606
way more entertaining than brandon shawb
>>69310608
>(insert fighter's name here) is a MOTHERFUCKER
>repeat for 4 hours
Why exactly do you want him there again?
>>69310571
>Joey Diaz
g r o s s
>>69310644
Gi AH TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>>69310636
oh god I forgot about this. so much cringe. I hope frankie loses now
>>69310649
>Picking between stereotype bullshit man and Brandon "Inexplicable Success Story" Shaun ever
lion vs gazelle
https://streamable.com/e/it1l
>>69310697
greg giraldo
>>69310644
it's more similar to the french though
makes more sense to pronounce it gi-yo-teen
>>69310661
Say it with me:
SCHAUB. IS. GOD.
>>69310685
It's interesting how girls will cry with joy and break down, while men will roar and posture even more when something like that happens.
>>69310721
No shit. I was writing it phonetically how they mispronounce it.
>>69310719
Giraldo was a better comic than any JRE regular by a mile on a bad day.
200 or 199?
>>69310760
Lebron cried. It happens. I just don't think so personalities are prominent in combat sports. I could see DC crying if he beat Jones.
>>69310710
lol at how out of shape and fat nate was in that fight and still won
>>69310797
199 by a mile
>>69310797
200 is better on paper
>>69310797
i'll tell you on sunday
>>69310546
Schaub is on vacation in Hawaii.
>>69310770
that's actually a correct pronunciation in english though
>>69310259
RDA
BLACK BEAST
Jouban
Duffy
Mina
>>69310803
aldo literally cried when he won the WEC belt. i think he has high estrogen levels though
>>69310844
If you're from Alabama.
>>69310803
Either way he'll cry.
>>69310866
or if you're from england
>>69310259
RDA
Roy Nelson
Belal
Duffy
Pyle
>>69310874
I love seeing fighters cry, makes me laugh fucking hard
I placed a cheeky tenner on Jones, Edgar, Lesnar, and Nunes.
Did i dun goof, lads?
>>69310849
Trinidad was a fuckin' sniper
>>69310883
Is that a city in Mexico? Never been.
make me
m..make me
>>69310922
this website is 18+
ITS TIME TO KNUCKLE UP
https://youtu.be/6Z6sSijyBaE
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https://youtu.be/6Z6sSijyBaE
https://youtu.be/6Z6sSijyBaE
>>69310883
Dont waste your time on the kind of person that goes out of his way to pronounce guillotine as french as he can.
>>69310930
I have a strong feeling this lady did NOT give her consent for this picture to be taking. Please delete.
>>69310939
Best left hook in the business
>>69310922
edgy dude
>>69310259
RDA
Lewis
Model man
Duffy
Pyle
>>69310259
>>69310735
yo bruh I'm here
>>69310939
>>69310963
my problem with it is that, as with most foreign words imported into english, etymology is hardly ever respected and original prnunciation is butchered
like linguineeeeeee or fettuccineeeeeee or balconeeeeeeeeeee
>>69310949
>>69310951
>salty SJW
go back to Tmblr plz
>>69311008
Wrong cuck
>>69310963
>as French as he can
I'm not Bryan Callen you goof. It's a common pronunciation that happens to be true to its origin. You probably order case-a-dillas from Taco Bell.
>>69311008
oops wrong card nevermind
>>69310259
Dos Nachos
Lewis
Jouban
Duffman
Pyle
>>69310977
god white knights are fucking cancer
GO HOME TUMBLR FAG
>>69311043
>true to its origin
it isn't though
>>69310950
Thanks la
>>69311039
>he's being serious
lmao u goof
>>69310993
Bob Foster, SRR, Joe Frazier... He's definitely among the greats when it comes to left hookers.
>>69311049
>we never got to see Conor become a multiple weight class champion
I'm in the wrong parallel universe
>>69311111
checked first
>>69311111
damn son
3000 ROUNDS OF SPARRING
fuck I just watched the weigh ins for fn 90 and that Muhammad guy went out dressed full takbit
this has a very nice potential
Question for you ausfags.
What the fuck is a schlanger?
>>69311207
That seems like way too high a number. Over-training is a real issue. I doubled down on Hunt after reading this.
>>69310950
>Professional athlete
>World championship bout
>Public spinning class for cardio
What the fuck m8
>>69311253
damn, I totally didn't realise they were on
>>69309934
Korean superboy
>>69311288
Heres a (You)
>>69310259
RDA
LEwis
jouban
duffy
pyle
Is Conduit, dare I say it, a meme fighter?
>>69311315
I've been gone for a while, where did this (you) meme come from?
>>69310950
Is Hunt the islander version of white trash?
>>69311207
seems normal, if you do like a min round, or short burst, they probably go live for actual matches but i am thinking full training camp the rounds you put in sparring.randori, going live is in the thousands on the amature level, has to be double or triple that in the pros
>>69310950
Diego is such a nice guy. Wish he was my big brother for real.
after seeing the presser today I was a bit more concerned for Hunt
Brock really is a Big Guy
>>69310950
>spin class
>>69311338
no he's legit but throws a lot of meme point kicks
he also seems very likeable
anyone else would have chimpout hard after the Lawler dec
he has also lost ambiguous decisions in the past and won only the Diaz one
>>69311338
hes on his way out. UFC knows it and gave him a bad fight as a big FU
>>69311348
Lonely nerds.
>>69311410
>total human optimization
>>69310950
>tfw I legit thought 'spin class' was a course about PR
>>69311471
Is it like to call people out for samefagging? I don't really understand.
tfw gonna miss 200 prelims and maybe some of the maincard
>>69311580
It's calling people out for baiting for replies
>>69311580
When somebody replies to your post there is a (you) next to it, pic related. (You) = a reply. B8ing for (you)s=b8ing for replies.
>>69311645
>>69311649
Thanks, now it all makes sense. H-here's a you..?
>>69311641
i will miss some prelims only, someone broke their foot so i will have to cover for a bit later
Did RDA look slightly USADA'd to anyone?
Alvarez didn't though, roid delts and all
>>69310259
>RDA by tko
>Roy nelson
>AJ (muslim didnt eat properly for a whole month kek)
>Clarke
>Mina
>>69309625
dana probably needed a "canadian" on the card to squeeze out a few more canadian buys.
>>69311895
well ufc 100 had more hype from canada then the usa,
>>69311895
>Thinking the UFC gives a fuck about what Canada thinks in the post GSP era
>>69311952
>he thinks it's the post GSP era
Lmao
>>69310259
RDA
Lewis
Belal
Duffy
Pyle
>>69309912
you mean like the second fight?
brock can't survive a brawl, he's afraid of getting punched
>>69311976
This may be before your time, but during GSP's peak, Canada was unironically the king of UFC PPV buys.
Question fellas, UFC 200 confuses the fuck out of me.
So some of the UFC 200 events will be on cable and some on fight pass? Why the fuck is that? What if you don't have cable? What the hell man.
>>69312012
He has the chin to survive a brawl, even though he doesn't like getting hit
>>69310259
RDA
Nelson
Jouban
Duffy
Pyle
>>69312060
watch the carwin fight, the dude turtled up after a glancing blow to the forehead, he's not the type that brawls, and it's not because of his chin
>>69311111
You have the choice between entering the universe in which Conor is the champion of every weight class or quints. What's in gonna be?
>>69312077
help a brother out
>>69312116
I've gotten quints before m8, not really a highlight
>>69312094
>take 4 people who completely lack any kind of humour
>make them participate in some stupid competition without the most unfunny premise conceivable
that is going to be painfully embarrassing
>>69312050
There are early prelims for every card on fightpass. The second prelims are on FS1. Regular fight night maincards are on FightPass (like tomorrow) or FS1 (Friday). The maincard for UFC 200 is exclusively on paperview.
So, sign up for the free seven days of fightpass today. That will get you all the fights tomorrow and the early prelims for Friday and saturday.
>we will never have a press conference with Brock, Chael, and Conor involved
Would Conor call Brock out at the presser like he does everyone else? Or does he contemplate what Bork would do to a normal sized human being?
>>69312098
Of course he turtled. Carwin had fucking cinder blocks for hands
>>69312205
you can also use fightpass +German VPN to get the fs1 portions on fightpass.
>>69312205
This is bullshit why is zingano headlining the preelims
>>69312234
SJW
>>69312205
this >>69312232
or any country not blacklisted
>>69309279
>55. Dan Henderson vs Hector Lombard
I suffered a concussion watching that fight
>>69312228
it wasn't a punch straight to the chin, it was a half assed punch to the forehead that sent him runing and people believe Brock will brawl?
again it's not his chin, the guy simply doesn't tolerate getting hit enough to deliver his own punches
>>69312193
You could not be more wrong about them lacking a sense of humor. It's a dumb idea for sure
>>69312205
Hey, they fixed DCs leg reach after rogan was crying on his podcast about it
>>69312266
who /belal muhammad/ here
jouban is a meme who gets dropped in every one of his fights, even the ones he wins by first round ko
he's going to get takbir'd to a decision by the next great muslim decision artist
>>69312317
I'm giving him a chance, but if he doesn't walk out to
https://youtu.be/VDvr08sCPOc
He is getting insta dropped
>>69312298
Knockout of Year unless Brock somehow walk off KOs Hunt.
>>69312298
Since Hendo beat Lombard to get a title shot
shouldnt Neil Magny get a title shot before or after Henderson, he beat Lombard, had a longer win streak with only a lost to a former MW title contender in Maia.
Who would win Magny vs Bisbing
Magny vs Henderson
Can someone start the picks for UFC 200? No trolling edition.
>>69312365
check the last thread
>>69308296
>>69312365
>be the change we don't need to see in the world anyway
>>69312387
>no trolling edition
>>69312365
We're still doing picks for Las Vegas, Pendejo.
>Frank Mir
No chin, old, slow, fat
>2016 Bigfoot
No chin, old, slow, fat
Let's stop pretending like hunts looked impressive in his recent fights. He has looked tentative since Stipe wrecked him. He looked good against Werdum in the first round, but then got heemd. Bork is going to barrel over hunt like a freight train.
>>69312351
Mangela Hill
>>69312424
>yfw Brock finally lands that flying knee he throws to start every fight
Are combat sports the purest form of competition? Fucking foot races are the runner up. Anything with a ball is contrived shit.
>>69310259
Eddie
Roy
Belal
Duffy
Pyle
>>69310259
Raphael dos Anjos
Derrick Lewis
Alan Jouban
Joe Duffy
Mike Pyle
>>69312457
Brock is going to pick Hunt clear off the mat and dump him on his head.
At the very least we'll get a new clip for the pre show baba o'riley montage.
What do you think is Brocks motivation to come back and fight?
>>69312477
Yes, it's the one true sport, since weapon fights will never become relevant because of all the safety
>>69312567
>>69312477
is archery a sport?
>>69310259
mike pile
the duffman
ISIS
fat roy
raphael dos ninja turtle
>95% of picks is Jouban and Duffy
fucking hell especially Duffy looked like shit against Poirier
>>69312606
Poirier is a good fighter
>>69312606
Poirier has established himself as an elite 155'er
Duffy, on the other hand, while clearly not on the level of Poirier, is fuckin' skilled and didn't get finished by Poirier
IIRC Duffy had Poirier in a sub at the end of one round.
>>69312561
I think he genuinely enjoys mma.
if only mma was popular when he was coming out of high school he would have been the goat
>First day of kindergarten at my school
>Fifth graders had a tradition of beating up the kindergartners on the very first day of school
>We called it the kindergarten beatdown
>Kindergartners were scared to come to school after that
>Teachers and principal ignored it and parents just told the kindergartners to toughen up
>Everyone couldn't wait to be a fifth grader so they could beatup the kindergartners
>First day of fifth grade rolled around
>It had rained the whole night before
>It was one of the best kindergarten beatdowns anyone could remember
>Kindergartners were getting thrown into the mud left and right
>I filled a kid's brand new Pokemon backpack full of mud
>I did a flying kick off the monkeybars and hit a kindergartner in the head
I'm pretty sure this kind of violence is why I love /heem/ so much.
Jones
Lesnar
Tate
Edgar
Cain
>>69312663
sea level cain
no way jose
miesha's nose
BROCKLE SNAR
jon boner joner
>>69312698
to
>>69312663
>Meisha's butt in the Embedded
>Brock's forearms
holy shit lads might need to go and have a wank innit
>>69312663
>Jones
>Lesnar
>Tate
>Aldo
>Velasquez
>>69312694
>5th graders beating up kindergartners
lol that's not "beating up" that's child abuse
>>69311064
kys newloser
>>69310259
Alvarez
Nelson
Jouban
Clarke
Pyle
>>69310259
RDA
Nelson
Jouban
Duffy
Pyle
>>69312738
Whatever you want to call it it was fun.
should people who submit picks without a picture be added?
>>69312492
Lmao I already told you I'm not taking your picks bud
>>69312978
everytime i look at her i see your face Jon
Anybody else feel really bad for Cormier? The dude works so hard but he's perma-tilted himself to the point where he can never and will never win a championship (a legitimate one.)
>#3 seed his junior year in college and fails to make the top 8 of the tourney
>gets cucked by Sanderson his senior year and was literally 0-6 overall against him
>has an oops baby with his gf like all black people do...his gf then proceeds to cuck him but babby dies so it doesn't matter
>marries and gets cucked by a different lady and she divorces him and takes all his money
>becomes the great black hope for the 2004 olympics
>cucks himself again and finishes 4th lolnomedals
>becomes the great black hope 2 electric boogaloo for the 2008 Olympics
>LITERALLY (LITERALLY) SAYS THE EXACT SAME "LIFE OR DEATH" SHIT THAT HE'S SAYING NOW, SERIOUSLY LOOK IT UP
>cucks *himself* by ballooning up to 300lbs and prevents himself from what I assume would be a cuckening of epic proportions had he competed
>joins MMA because his wrestling career is now over
>has a lot of success so you know what's coming
>cucks himself in the biggest match of his career
>now it's rematch time and he's repeating the same "LIFE OR DEATH" shit that has never led to success for any athlete in the history of mankind but he's still doing it anyways
>cucking is inevitable
>he married a different woman recently who is almost certainly cheating on him with Jon Jones
>he's 37 years old and will retire after this
>literally not a single success on the highest stage despite a lifetime of hard work and an extremely high level of skill and athleticism
His entire life is suffering and it's completely his fault because he's mentally weak.
>>69313075
its funny cause he never really did anything that bad to JBJ but jones treats him like absolute shit and cormier can't say or do anything back
>>69312606
Duffy looked good standing up with Poirier, it was the grappling that got him really fucked
>>69313075
You forgot the part where he became LHW champion of the UFC by beating a beast with hands of dynamite and defending it against the one guy who gave Jones trouble
Now he at least has a chance to prove to everyone and himself that he is the bona fide champ by defeating Jones. His odds are not good but crazier shit has happened.
As for feeling bad for him, dude has had a hard life for sure (I believe his dad was murdered) and I sympathize but he's a tough man.
>>69313123
And Clarke is a monster grappler
>>69310048
AHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
>>69313123
>>69312606
this to first response
clarke is a ground guy, but duffy trains at tristar, and since his TDD fucked him over last fight, i imagine he's improved it since considering who he trains with
>>69313104
I think Jones sees Cormier's cringiness and weakness and just naturally hates it.
Cormier comes at Jones sniveling like a coward and of course Jones is going to shout "THEN DO IT FAGGOT" at him.
>>69313158
Mostly on the ground, if he gets it there than he can dominate
>>69313179
Most underrated fight of the year, total slobberknocker bloodbath
>>69313075
he's still a step above a normal person though
i like him plus he's got some great high level moves
>>69313156
Oh I want Cormier to win. I really do. Realistically...it's less than a 5% chance. He's already cucked himself. They don't even need to fight at this point.
I took Jones at -315 for this fight but I would've taken him at -750. This is a squash match unless something freakish happens like in the Jones/Sonnen fight. Jones probably won't finish Cormier but Cormier will quit just like he did in the first fight. It's sad to see a car wreck before it even happens.
Daniel Cormier vs. Jon Jones
Brock Lesnar vs. Mark Hunt
Miesha Tate vs. Amanda Nunes
José Aldo vs.Frankie Edgar
Cain Velasquez vs. Travis Browne
MAKE SURE I ADDED YOU.
I DIDN'T ADD YOU IF YOU SUBMITTED WITHOUT A PICTURE.
>>69313075
He's literally a champion right now, save your pity for someone like this guy
>>69313278
Those first 3 rounds in the first fight were competitive as fuck but DC really tired out by the middle of the 4th with all those body kicks
I think he showed in the Gustaffsson fight he has the potential to prevent that from being an issue again
>>69313278
I want Cormier to win and think it's unlikely too.
>>69313278
He was like a round away from winning their first fight.
It's a tall order but its more likely than Bisping or Nate winning and look what happened.
Plus its ufc 100 so you know theres gonna be some meme magic.
>>69313302
Jon Jones
Mark Hunt
Amanda Nunes
Frankie Edgar
Cain Velasquez
>>69313302
DC
Hunt
Nunes
Frankie
Cain
>>69313302
Jones
Lesnar
Tate
Edgar
Velasquez
>>69313302
But I did submit with a pic
>>69312727
>>69313341
>Plus its ufc 100
>Mexican math
>>69313373
you got trolled
>>69313324
I think DC is going to underperform and look like shit. The "life or death" shit is so toxic to your own psyche. You can't think like that and be successful.
Funny thing is if DC hadn't gotten hurt and had fought rusty Jones he probably would've had time to calm down in the cage and would've finished Jon. Now it's too late.
>>69313302
Surprised so many people are picking Corn to the Cormier tbqh family.
>>69313420
>and would've finished Jon
WEWLAD
>>69313341
It's not terribly surprising that Nate won, considering his excellent boxing,durability and jiu jitsu
>>69313341
Nate wasnt a surprise for people that actually watched the sport
Bisping waw a huge surpise but not as big as if DC wins
Jones did look great today while DC seemed exhausted from the weightcut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNjOizcKROo
>I want to choke you Ariel
>>69310259
Raphael dos Anjos
Roy Nelson
Alan Jouban
Joe Duffy
Mike Pyle
>>69313302
also /heem/ shows too much trust on Cain
what could possibly go wrong?
>>69313075
>he married a different woman recently who is almost certainly cheating on him with Jon Jones
kek
>>69313529
THEY CALL HIM CARDIO CAIN FOR A REASON, JOE
Anyone taking pics for TUF Finale
>>69313504
kek ariel getting btfo at every turn this week
>>69313568
yeah me
dreams fight with machines
inside my head like adversaries
come wrestle me free
>>69313529
I'll be honest I thought Barnett and Overeem would destroy Browne. I also think Cain will destroy Browne.
Who the fuck knows what Cain we're gonna get.
Be honest and describe this picture with the first word that comes to your mind
>>69313504
>blubber like a baby
>t-thankyou
lmoaaa
>>69313629
Moors
>>69313629
journalism
>>69313629
Milf
>>69313629
choke
>>69313568
No, but your mom is taking dicks in the alley.
>>69313629
Ipecac
>>69313629
BLACKED
>>69313629
bones
>>69313629
Tbh I don't think she's a race mixer.
>>69313702
she's italian, she'd have to date a white to race mix
>>69313629
Blacked dot com
The UFC really has done a terrible job of promoting this whole weekend.
>>69313302
Cormier
Hunt
Tate
Edgar
Browne
>>69313721
Oh yeah because Italians are niggers.
>>69313683
Who is your BLACKED waifu? Mine is Elsa Jean.
>>69313790
they haven't been white since nero committed suicide
>>69313302
BONES
BROCK
TATE
ALDO
CAIN
>>69313767
I'm pretty sure they took a chunk out of their marketing account and gave it to Brock to save the card from Conor's shenanigans.
what do you all think about the new fight kits?
>>69313869
Please tell me he's wearing a cup here.
>>69313869
his neck looks like a periscope
>>69313902
His dick looks like a fat baby's leg.
>>69313802
>huge nostrils
>dyed blonde hair
nice try
ufc.tv/4k
>>69313892
he is perfect in every way
>>69310259
RDA
Roy Nelson
Jouban
Duffy
>>69313949
with all the shit he has put in his body for the past 15 years he's probably impotent
>>69313302
Daniel Cormier
Brock Lesnar
Miesha Tate
Jose Aldo
Cain Velasquez
>>69313974
you missed one, you are already goofed
>>69313982
or hyperfertile, so much so he can impregnate from a distance of 5 metres
>>69313974
You missed a pick u fucking monkey.
BOYS I HAD TO HELP A BUDDY AFTER WORK
HOW GOOD WAS THE PRESSER AND WHAT MEMES CAN I EXPECT
>>69314077
They didn't allow any memes during the presser
>>69314052
With a dick like that, 5 meters is nothing.
>>69314077
Nothing special
Jon was shook as fuck during the standoffs though
>>69314095
what about DC and his dick thing though
>>69314141
>Jon was shook as fuck
lmao
>>69310259
banjos
roy "the all american" nelson
jouban
duffy
pike myle
What's the best way to get your feet unsore after a long day at work?
>>69314208
collect social security disability
>>69314208
calf stretches against the wall, some time kicking the bag, three neat whiskeys and a bacon wrapped steak for supper bud
How do you lads think Aldo looks
>>69314255
Deflated!
>>69314255
wee headed hue I'd say
>>69314230
ariel tier nose and bleached hair, are people buying this shit?
>>69314178
Lmao thought that was benson vs koreshkov should do another for that fight
>>69314255
shooken
>>69313869
I remember reading recently that Sage said that Barberena win was a fluke and that he lost cause he was forced to do a meme heel kick cause he tripped his legs from fatigue from being on antibiotics
lel poor kid probably doesnt even know he takes steroids.I predict a very sad future for him
>>69313802
Angela White. Don't tell Straya posters.
>>69314329
Sage is the next Charles Whitman
guys why does DC look like he's sick
>>69313302
>Jones
>Hunt
>Tate
>Edgar
>Velasquez
>>69313302
cormier
hunto
tate
edgar
velasquez
WHO /KHALIL/ HERE???
>>69314357
fat fuck probably won't even make it to the scale
>>69313869
another phony with dyed blond hair
>>69313302
DC
Hunt
Miesha tate
Aldo
Cain
>>69313302
Jon Jones via SPLIT DECISION (48-47, 47-48, 49-46)
Brock via TKO (dive)
Tate via SUB (anaconda)
Edgar via HEEM (right hook)
Cain via TKO (GNP)
>>69313302
Jones
Lesnar
Tate
Edgar
Cain
>>69314230
What fighter is this?
What's her record?
Stansberry will heem Khalil
Believe you me
>>69314556
fuck off anon, Khalil has a P4P top 10 facial hair game
>>69314560
>Dana literally tells the media to stop asking Brock questions
lmaooo
What fighter does this describe now?
>>69314560
what a kek worthy post
>>69314420
>YOOOOO
>>69314623
michael bisping
>>69313504
drops a goofball on him too, based pena
What would you guys say are the most successful things to train for MMA?
>>69314623
Aldo, pre-annihilation last year.
>>69313302
DC
Brock
Nunes
Edgar
Browne
>>69314658
like styles? or moves? or memes?
you gotta train your shit talk
your hype game
your meme game
your tweet game
and your natty game
>>69314583
when does facial hair usually start to come in?
>>69314658
Basically do as many sets of these as you can, every single day, and you'll be fighting professionally in no time.
>>69314658
Wrestling is #1 the most important, and if you don't have a wrestling base you need BJJ skills, plain and simple
Takedown defense counts as wrestling
The next is striking defense, like footwork, head movement etc.
The next is a killer instinct. Those are the most important things. If a fighter is lacking in any of those, they cannot succeed in MMA.
HEEEEEM
>>69314724
>y-y-you're not an expert
>>69314710
I'm 34 and haven't shaved once this year (literally) and I look like a 12 year old facial hair wise, got carded trying to CASH IN a lottery ticket
>>69310259
Alvarez
Nelson
Jouban
Duffy
Pyle
>>69314658
the most basic MMA is mix some wrestling with boxing and you can succeed for the most part you might get sub or rek
but more often then not you can get into a spicy banger with your boxing and lay and pray to win
>>69314728
replace killer instinct with kof or tekken imo tbqh
>>69314230
looks like paige with that monkey face lmao
>>69314728
>>69314658
By the way, the proof of what I said is the fact that the most dominant champions will prey upon truly great fighters who are just slightly lacking in either of the first two, and if two elite fighters who both have equally strong wrestling/BJJ as well as striking defense, the fighter with more killer instinct will likely win.
>>69314775
yep, clearly half african
>>69314623
preDiazed McGregor
It could also be a Rogan prelude about Ronda
>>69314776
>killer instinct
you mean athleticism
I was fucking saying Rountree would win the season after his entry fight, and when he lost to his team mate I said it was a fluke. Tomorrow, I will be proven right, and all of you will be HUMBLED before my Bob Sapp sized cock.
>>69314814
no, I mean killer instinct. I mean a fighters ability to efficiently and effectively make decisions in fractions of a second that result in them inflicting the most damage possible.
what's some good music to get pumped for tomorrow's fights?
Has any fighter ever come out to this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFuGfwIhv14
>>69310259
RDA
Lewis
Jouban
Duffy
Mina
>>69314889
>women's mma
>>69314808
>superb ground skills
Who has the 3 best wins in a row of all time?
EAGLE
BLACK BEAST
JOUBAN
DUFFY
PYLE
Decent season of TUF
Best moments obv every obvious sexual tension moment with Joanna and Claudia
>>69314948
>no link
KHAAAAAAAAALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL MY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>69314977
>linking to posts
It's 2016 my friend.
>this outfit on Miesha
whew lads
Joanna Jedrzejczyk vs. Claudia Gadelha 2
Andrew Sanchez vs. Khalil Rountree
Amanda Cooper vs. Tatiana Suarez
Ross Pearson vs. Will Brooks
Doo Ho Choi vs. Thiago Tavares
Joaquim Silva vs. Andrew Holbrook
>>69315017
>being THIS much of a cuck
>>69315017
Jedrzejczyk
Sanchez
Suarez
Brooks
Choi
Holbrook
>>69314948
Who's eagle?
>>69315012
you won't be added bub
julianna peña is sex
damn
>>69315054
shove it, Trajan
>>69315017
Holbrook and silva aren't on the main card
>>69315012
Who the fuck is eagle bud?
>>69315115
Who gives a shit the weed addict didn't even link his post
>>69314936
Lawler
>Hendricks
>MacDonald
>Condit
>>69315160
will it be wonderboy when he beats lawler
>>69315160
GSP beat Condit, Nick Diaz and Hendricks so I don't think so bud
>>69315046
>>69315115
>tfw you thought Eddie Alvarez's nickname was "The Eagle"
>tfw you forgot to link to the post
Well lads, who's gonna heem me and end this?
>>69315208
I'll do it, meet you a tims, 15 minutes, order me a dark roast black and I'll grab a 2-8 on the way
>>69315230
>average_spainard.jpg
>>69315230
so THAT'S why they matched Zingano and Pena...
>>69315046
Khabib
Goof propably googled the rankings
>>69314948
189er detected
>>69315273
You are the biggest casual and by far the worst poster /heem/ has ever seen.
>>69315017
Joanna
who
who
who
who
What SHOULD Eddie Alvarez' nickname be?
>>69315230
>>69315252
....nobody?
>>69315322
The Eagle
>>69315083
>being this wrong
>>69315319
>not knowing the doohoo choi
>>69315319
not adding you
>>69315341
Claudia
Rountree
Suarez
Pearson
Choi
Silva
>>69315341
Wait, ABC is in the finals? Is she actually good?
>>69315393
she's cute
>>69315017
Joanna
Khalil
Amanda
Will
Thiago
Joaquim
>>69315319
Fuck Off
>>69315323
sorry, i was too busy letting myself get lost while googling her
cum again?
>>69315420
good lad
>The Eagle
>>69315017
>Joanna
>Sanchez
>Suarez
>Brooks
>Choi
>Holbrook
>>69315017
Joanna
Khalil
Suarez
Brooks
Doo
Holbrook
>>69310259
RDA
Nelson
B. Muhammad
Clarke
Mina
>>69315537
>B. Muhammad
fuck you dude
Will he be able to beat OSP and finally break the african-american curse if that match is made?
>>69313302
>Jon Jones
>Brock Lesnar
>Miesha Tate
>José Aldo
>Cain Velasquez
>>69315645
yes he beats OSP every time
lil eagle soars again
LOL
>>69315645
don't bully gus please he is a good and nice boy
Uhhh
>>69315729
stupid attempt by a stupid person, I didn't even check
>>69315729
Ayyyy
>>69315729
omg its true!!!
>>69315729
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>69315729
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S HAPPENING LADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK
>TFW NO SUCC
>>69310259
>RDA
>Big Country
>Muhammad
>Duffy
>Pyle
>>69315729
Stay off the WWWWEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDUUUUUUUHHHHH
>>69315729
This is just getting ridiculous. He should be fired at this point.
>>69315645
He's not fighting OSP
>>69315729
Oh shit 200 got even shittier
>main event is a guy who hasnn't fought in 5 years
>>69315017
clowja
beaner
beaner
black guy
chinaman
hue
Jones is done. He'll never get a title shot again.
I'm new here, why the fuck is half the thread these things, where's the god damn mma memes
>>69313302
>>69310259
>>69315762
>>69315729
Almost got me to check with the combo
>>69315729
LEGACY = DESTROYED
DC = P4P #1 GOAT CONFIRMED
>>69315729
no fucking way man holy shit
Jones to Bellator
>>69315017
ANA CLAUDIA DANTAS GADELHA
ANDREW SANCHEZ
AMANDA COOPER
WILL BROOKS
CHOI DOO-HO
ANDREW HOLBROOK
>>69315729
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ACTUALLY SERIOUS THIS SHIT IS REAL???????????
>>69315729
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69315856
fucking kill yourself
>>69315017
>Joanna Jedrzejczyk
>Andrew Sanchez
>Amanda Cooper
>Will Brooks
>Doo Ho Choi
>Andrew Holbrook
>in fight:
>needs fingerpoke doping, wins because lanklet
>out of fight:
>needs coke, needs to be on the juice
ALL IT TAKES IS
C
A
K
E
AND
C
H
I
C
K
E
N
>>69313302
>Jones (just in case)
>Lesner
>Tate
>Edgar
>Velasquez
>>69315017
Joanna
DJ Kalil
Cooper
Brooks
Choi
Silva
>>69315017
Joanna
Sanchez
Suarez
Brooks
Choi
Holbrook
>>69313302
everyone who picked Jones is already BTFO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69316050
I think you mean predictionboy BTFO
>>69316069
ha, that too
>>69315208
>Eddie "The Eagle" Alvarez
Jon "The Coke" Jon, fuck this fake nigga he should be banned forever
Kill me boys
Kill me
>>69313302
Jon "coke 'n' poke, hit & run" Jones
Hunto
Tate
Aldo
Cain
>>69309279
I pretty much only watch the UFC, have recently gotten into bellator. What are the other MMA organizations are worth watching?
could lesnar win?
lesnar has the technical skill of a downs 7 year old but he's got a good decade and a half of roiding under his belt.
technique > power ? or is that just a meme senpai
>>69316466
Hunt has more punching power though.
>>69316393
Watch anything and it will be better than Bellator
Gegard Mousasi replaces Jon Jones
>>69314658
Waist Vacuums
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