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Previous thread: >>69288254
News:
>Derrick Lewis wants the winner of Hunt-Lesnar
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/7/6/12105876/derrick-lewis-wants-to-fight-scared-brock-lesnar-cant-afford-ufc-200-tickets-mma
>Lorenzo says the UFC hasn't been sold
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/7/6/12108636/bullish-lorenzo-ferita-dana-white-comment-rumored-sale-we-own-ufc-mma
Other links:
>UFC 200 Embedded EP 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWLi3arqIJg
>UFC 200: It's Time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mehYIYq4egE
Schaub is a god
>I think about Jon daily
Schaub is God
DC is wasting before our eyes, get him a doctor
>Jon whip out your candle right now
3d for my Goober fix soon
>>69299085
>7 posts late
>>69299085
Wasn't that pic from a Hunt fight in Australia?
I think about Schaub daily
ARIEL BTFO
>>69299219
Hunt-Mir
BTFO
KEK
>>69299212
kek
>ariel BTFO by Brock
>I think about him daily.
>Yfw Jones' leg snaps worse than Silva's did and his career nosedives from here on out
WE 3000 NOW
HUNTO IS FINISHED
>Ariel
JUST
THREE THOUSAND ROUNDS MINIMUM
FOREIGNERS GETOUTTTTTTT
>id is wud id is
Did you guys know this?
>Alvarez btfo
>Ariel btfo
>everyone btfo
Build
That
Wall
That foreign dude asked a good question and Dana's retarded ass couldnt understand him.
>>69299290
God's sake m8
3k rounds
that's 250 hours of fighting, I believe Brock wasn't lying when he said it
>The City of Helwani
Brock isn't going to feed the jew today
You guys think brock would vote for trump?
>do you feel more pressure?
>you train different?
mma journalism is a fucking joke
Wow Travis way to make us really interested in your fight on a stacked card
>No one talking to the manlets
>LGBT tshirt
JUST
KILL NUNES
>>69299359
i think he was referring to not having champions to book longterm and not the turnover
>Rainbow fag shirt
>Dating Ronda
god i hate this guys shit taste
>I think about succing Jon's dick daily...
That wasn't very memey, who collected the memes? What do we have?
LE BASED BALD JEW
>That short presser
No big bonuses goy
>>69299356
Hey thats the USS Iowa. I can see the courthouse in the background. I live like a mile from there. People in my town were mad as fuck we he came. Lots of unemployed mexicans in the city of LA.
Shite presser
1 question for hunt?
shitshow
>>69299490
cain and meisha need to win the fight against the degenerates
>>69299561
3000
0
0
0
Brock is selling this thing completely. Rest is lukewarm.
SCHAUB IS LITERAL CANCER
Shitty conference for being ufc 200
>I oft' think about gorging oneself on Jonathan James Jones' large black meatpole
What did he mean by this?
>>69299597
i also like to give a very specific area which i live at out as public information on a malaysian cockfighting forum
>>69299606
Like you're going to get an interesting answer out of him
>>69299708
Just like event :^)
any honda sightings with travis???
Will UFC lie about the numbers when 200 doesn't come close to a Conor card?
They left the mics onfor the first time!
>>69299720
Geelong represent
>>69299193
>chicken
>nuggets
>brazen
Shittiest presser since a long time desu
Mcgregor needs to be an anchor in this shit so he can amuse us with some clown shit
I hope Hunt wins because he is my boy, but I like that Brock is damn good on the mic. I wish more fighters weren't awkward and gave shitty run-of-the-mill answers.
>>69299808
we can hear dc salivating
frankie looking fresh
Aldo looking good
Dana getting an eyeful of those miesha tates
>Miesha
>Amanda rubs up on Tate's boob
Aldo - Frenkie will be FOTY, or the quickest meme ever
>nunes trying to cop a feel
She's going to masturbate to this fight for years.
Hunt choked
oh poo mate
aldo wins
HUNT IS SHOOK
>Hunto licking his lips
Hunt is truly the king of the manlets
Jesus christ Hunt get your shit together. Nigga's shook
shut cha mouth bra
shut cha mouth bra
shut cha mouth bra
shut cha mouth bra
dana's cheeky waist touch on miesha
imagine if hunt started doing the haka
>pre-fight press winners
>Jones
>Nunes
>Edgar
rev up those parleys
Make me shut my mouth Jon
DC tried too hard
>shut your mouth
>shut your mouth
Reminder to spar 3000 rounds MINIMUM
>Hunt realises Brick's size and utterly spaghettis
oh man
>>69300092
How do you people come up with this shit?
>>69299941
Yeah, I'm scared that Hosay's chin may have been deleted.
He's had plenty of time off though.
>>69300114
Dan Bobish was bigger than Brock
>Implying DC vs Jones II isn't going to be the Rocky III of UFC
RIP Jones
With Cain as his training partner, DC is gonna knock Jones out and end his career as a fighter.
>Shut your mouth
Kek
JON SHOOK AS FUCK
>>69300107
brb revving up MSpaint
webm of Hunt shook?
Jon legit looked kinda pissed at the end.
>that fat fuck asking about the fighters health
i am so excited for these 3 days
hold me /heem/
what if a fighter pretends to be shook ?
Good strategy he makes his opponent super confident, maybe reckless and catch him hard during the fight
>Ariel Helwani asking questions
>"And two quick ones..."
>Gets laughed at after the first question
>Sits down.
oh vey
>>69300275
le shook is a meme, a pre-fight press conference has never decided a fight
People here just like to say that shit as a joke
>>69300267
>cardiac arrest.webm
>>69300238
Gladly as soon as you hop in my guard
>>69300275
Yea but if they end up getting their ass kicked, they'll look even worse
>>69300180
what the fuck can Cain do for him? Beat his ass every sparring session and even Cain isnt the fighter he was a few years back. You could really tell DC had no confidence and he looked ashen or something today.
>>69300347
reminder
>>69300413
>You could really tell DC had no confidence and he looked ashen or something today.
It's called a weight cut you fucking casual holy shit
>If you pull a horse shoe up your enemies' ass and beat them over the head with it, they win
>>69300347
to an untrained eye a square off is just a square off
to a TRVE FIGHTFAN a square off is a culmination of fighters mental, physical and emotional health, confidence, congruency
>>69300464
I remember paddies trying to defend that flinch
>>69300464
>flinch
>FUCK i mean... lets go m8 uh come on yeeah h-haha
>>69300464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0XGVKN32mo
these truly were one of the best weigh ins
>>69300464
What if a fighters attacks his opponent at the staredown, can the cops legally shoot him ?
>What kind of tan do you want?
>>69300631
As long as he's black the cops can do whatever they like in Freedomland
>>69300468
Jones is doing the same thing and he looked like he was on vacation. There is away to do it right ya know and eating nuggets isnt it.
>>69300683
Just give me the albino gorilla
>>69300705
Yeah I'm sure DC is taking the preparations for this fight very lightly and that his and Jon's builds are comparable.
>omg le shook
>>69300683
Why has nobody told Bork that his haircut is retarded?
Bring back the beard at least.
Brock is a good guy desu
Bork vs Hunt staredown
https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/750781774322495488
>>69300683
>sunglasses tan
>>69300683
Mark is hongry!
O/U 8.5 How many dudes has Miesha cheated on Caraway with?
>>69300787
>Why has nobody told Bork that his haircut is retarded?
because they are scared shitless of him
>tfw bork probably isn't staying
>>69300787
You go first Lachlan
>>69300787
>Why has nobody told Bork that his haircut is retarded?
Australian shitposting has gone too far
>>69300840
is it really cheating if Caraway allows it?
Anyone else just rooting for Brock because of the meme interview with Rogan after?
>>69300840
Not with me though ;_;
UFC 200 prediction cuck when?
>>69300780
Did you not hear him talking when they asked him what was a good quality that Jon had?? " he is a good fighter and competitor" lmao he is just trying to be a good guy so at least when he gets beat he has that to fall back on.
>>69300926
what interview with rogan
>>69300926
THATS A COORS LIGHT
>visit Facebook to see if normies mentioned the press conference
>turns out there was ANOTHER shooting in America
jesus christ every day
>>69300683
I really didn't expect bork to be that much bigger.
I wonder how much weight he is cutting.
>>69300926
oh nevermind i get it
>>69300960
>fights are decided at the press conference
>i'm not a casual i swear to god
You can just admit it. It'll feel good. Say it out loud for me, "I have a lot to learn about this sport."
https://streamable.com/irrs
"Hol-hold me back, Dana."
>>69300347
people thought conor was shook too when aldo was imitating his stance at the weigh ins and then fucking KO'd him in 13 seconds
we're not going to know shit until we see them in the octagon
>>69300977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaAik-EvI3o
>>69300572
Me too. It was hilarious.
THAT'S A JIMMY JOHNS FIGHT KIT BECAUSE REEBOK WON'T PAY ME NOTHIN
>>69301181
they're not decided there but you can tell someones mental state when you hear them talk and see their mannerisms
>>69300977
People are also murdered by hammer every single day in a country of 300 million people
Look up the stats clown
>>69300977
There's far more than one shooting a day here, it's just that it's usually black people shooting each other.
>>69300787
>>69300866
I agree, his haircut is super based
>Shook isn't just a meme
the islamic republic of casual
>>69301344
It just gets better and better
>>69300977
Was it as white officer shooting a black guy? Because that's why you are hearing about it if so.
>>69300787
>he doesn't like the dad hawk
>>69300977>>69301351
don't pretend like you're not trying to get over here
>>69301754
Yeah I just looked into it. Shit is straight up fucked, literally pinned the guy down and fired into him.
>>69300926
If he wins he is gonna talk so much shit it's gonna be unbelievable.
>>69301939
>literally pinned the felon down and fired into him after telling him to stop reaching for the gun multiple times
>>69301888
>you're not trying to get over here
>implying i'm complaining
that shooting was pretty based desu
>the nation of 2016
>selling CDs
nignog deserved every single one of those bullets
>How it all began...
>I'm green and I'm jacked. Deal with it.
>>69302069
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
>>69302071
I love how /heem/ somehow made DC the gay one out of this
>>69302071
This is actually not true.
It has been proven multiple times that the origin of SUCC was when Jon instructed Daniel to suck his penis at the end of their first fight. The reason for the confusion is likely due to the sign language that Jon used to communicate with Daniel.
Post main card predictions.
Jones wins by Decision.
Hunt wins by Knockout.
Miesha wins.
Aldo wins.
Cain wins.
>>69302361
stop stickin up for ur fat boyfriend
>>69302461
bold
>Hendricks experiences his first definitive loss ever
>Everybody gives up on him
Leave my boy alone
>>69302487
Someone has to not be a complete retard around here.
>>69302461
Dc wins by tko after a clean uppercut
Hunt by KO
Nunes by tko
Fronkie decision
Browne KO
>>69302554
if he didn't have the big beard people would like him more
>>69302461
DC wins by TKO
Hunt wins by KO
Miesha by submission
Frankie by desicion
Cain by TKO
WHERE YOU AT PREDICTION BRO
>>69302599
He shaved it m8
Cormier knocks out Jones.
That's a fact. he knows he MUST win, not because of the title, but because he already lost once, if he loses again he is going to quit.
Meme Lesnar gets knocked out aswell.
>>69302554
>Post USADA Hendricks.
I'm glad that Cat and Miesha like to dress like whores.
Putting a cheekie fiver on DC
reminder that a fat food addicted midget will never beat the best mma fighter in the world
>>69302461
Jones UD
Hunt TKO
Nunes SD
Edgar UD
Browne TKO
>still no webm of Miesha
Brock is going to win. He wouldn't accept a fight he thought he was going to lose. He knows he's healithier and better than ever, he saw Hunt fight and knows he can beat which he will.
>>69302719
Johny has another title run in him
>>69302883
why is dc so fat?
someone make a webm of all this miesha ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pTWu_XBNyM
Video of Ariel getting BTFO
https://twitter.com/jedigoodman/status/750784178589802497
>>69302948
What do you think the chances are (percentage wise) between a Hunt win and a Lesnar win?
>>69303158
60/40 in favor of Hunt
>>69303076
>how many rounds
>"journalist"
I still Bork vs Hunt is all determined by who can get their shit going first.
Hunt lands clean? Brock's going to back off and be very wary of closing agian.
Brock gets him down? Hunt wears out, his power goes and he spends the rest of the fight on the backfoot trying not to get taken down again.
Such a hard fight to call.
>>69303158
I think its 60-40 in Hunt's favour, both have clear ways to victory. I favour Hunt because he has been more active whilst Brock hasn't fought in about 5 years.
>>69303158
60/40 in favor of Lesnar.
>>69302719
see, way better
>>69303212
>>69303305
>>69303332
Damn, across the board 60/40, just with different favorites seems like neither side is completely sure of the outcome. Either way should be an interesting fight.
>>69303158
70/30 lesnar. He will take him down and tko him imo. Even firas zahabi thinks lesnar will win. People are under estimating him
who else /HatesBrockAsAPerson/ here
>>69303444
me
also hate Jones
>>69303158
10/90 in favour of Lesnar because Hunto is going to take a fat dive and then announce his retirement in like September
>>69303444
>>69303479
I had punks like you sucking me off for 15$
>>69303428
Yeah I saw Zahabi's video on the fight. I thought it was really interesting to hear how sure he was in Brock's wrestling, I think he said something like Hunt's got a 20% of ending it in the first round and if he doesn't Brock wins . Guy made a lot of solid points though.
>>69303444
faggot
>>69303444
>i posted it again xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>69303584
what is there to like about Brock and Jones?
>>69303631
>worships dick on chest gay haircut man
who is the faggot here? (i think it's you)
>>69303735
Real recognize real
Anybody else have a feeling Aldo/Edgar will definitely not be going to decision? I think Aldo's gonna be aiming to make a statement by finishing Frankie, and he's either going to be successful or get KO'd trying. Especially now that the entire world knows that with the right punch, he goes down easy.
WE ARE LIVEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
>>69302849
i'm glad too
>>69303735
>Brock
Not sure what there is to dislike?
>Jones
He's the best fighter on the planet?
>>69302590
when has DC ever knocked on anyone except bigfoot who doesnt have a chin
>>69304105
This is b8
>>69304149
>carries the canadian flag
>has a dick on his chest
>does wwe
>acts like a monkey
>>69304149
>he is a great fighter (that literally cheats on an average of once per fight)
The only defence Jones fans can ever muster
>>69304289
He's a great fighter period (who has cucked whoever your boy was and got you buttmad for all eternity)
>>69304105
Aldo loses, his gas tank is smaller than frankies.
>>69304289
how does he cheat again??? cause he was born tall and lanky??
>>69304456
by poking people in their eyes you nonce
>>69304385
He is a great fighter but that doesn't mean I have to like him considering that he's not only a cocky prick, but a literal criminal and a cheater.
Got anything better than u mad?
>>69304456
Uh, the eye pokes? I think he's averaged 1 per fight since he won the title.
>>69302461
DC wins by TKO
Lesnar by TKO
Miesha by decision
Frankie by Heem
Cain by complete obliteration (extreme blood)
>yfw there isn't a single heem this weekend
>>69304451
Aldo will dominate the striking and not let it go to the ground, frankie may win 1 or 2 rounds
>>69304456
Because eyepokes which are a problem for all kinds of fighters that the UFC has failed to address in any meaningful way.
>>69304519
I'm not saying you need to like him fuckboi, I responded to "why would anybody like him". It's not like me and him are fucking dating. I like to watch him beat people up a couple of times a year.
>>69304451
How'd that work out for Frankie in the first fight?
>>69304149
Brock
>came in in ufc200 just for the opportunity to make money
>arrogant as fuck
>hits on Miesha who's married
add what this guy said >>69304261
and also he is not that great of a fighter
Jones
>drove drunk and broke a pregnant woman's arm
>disrespects police officers
>horrible form on deadlifts and squats
>the whole "partying" thing
>arrogant like the previous jackoff
>>69304142
this is actually an interesting conversation and i hate milo
>>69304142
>this guy's twitter pic
>>69304580
Frankie will not let it go to the judges unless he dominates the first 3, he'll go full Lawler. This is his last shot at Connor money fight.
>>69304686
Inb4 people pretend Frankie won more than 1.5 rounds in that fight.
>>69304692
I really can't wait for both to win and ruin your weekend.
>>69304610
Well the fact that you like him means that you're either a supreme edgelord or you're black.
Jones is underestimating DC hard
DC will win a close DEC, cap this
is anyone elses rogan stream cutting out
>>69304240
it's not b8 m8. i'm not sure which part of my post angered you, but seriously - I could see him getting caught with something if he's not careful. I'm an aldo fan btw, I don't want him to lose.
>>69304726
Based Milo. If only he was half as good at arguing as he thunks he is.
jre stream dead?
>>69304914
screencapped, aquafresh
how much do you bench, by the way?
>>69304914
>Jones is underestimating DC hard
Greg Jackson isn't.
>>69305022
yes
>It's a Jamie forgets to pay the internet bill episode
>>69304733
Frankie is a decision fighter, the not letting it go to the judges cause i want this meme is fake its definitely gonna go to decision unless Aldos chin is deleted
>>69304914
I think DC will win too lad, the first fight was much closer than people remember. I had DC up 2-1 going into the championship rounds.
>>69304610
god you people are grasping at straws. Name one match where one of his unintentional eye pokes has cost the other fighter the fight?? It's usually elbows kicks and submissions if i recall right
>>69304975
its offline for me
>>69304975
>>69305022
yes
https://twitter.com/JamieVernon/status/750794760185491456
>>69304914
I fuggen doubt that one.
>>69305022
Yes.
I just want to hear if Milo got any thing to say about his trip to Sweden. Smfh.
>>69305017
it's hard to argue that christianity is true and circumcision is a good thing
fix yo shit joe rogan
>>69303760
How do you mentally turn a knife into a dick, faggot?
>>69305091
Are you retarded?
Getting poked in the eye directly compromises a fighter's vision.
>>69304834
One of us is definitely an edgelord.
>>69305091
I'm defending him retard. Reply elsewhere.
>>69305082
he won't back down™ if Aldo 10-9's him for first few rounds, he'll go for that chin no doubt
>>69305225
yet they all said they were fine to continue and got there ass wiped deal with it. Jon is champ for a long while.
>>69305158
brock lesnar is everything rogan wishes he was
Jon Jones fanboys literally defend the eyepokes.
Joanna fanboys literally defend the eyepokes.
>>69305017
I hate Milo.
>be a good goy, circumcision is good for you
>I suck 10 million nigger dicks a night and proud of it
>literally Jewing people into buying his shitty T-shirts and other crap
The only good thing about him is the fact he supports Trump but he's pure scum otherwise.
post yfw dc uppercut kos JJ
Is there a point to watching any female fights other than Joannas?
>>69305361
I fucked you something fierce.
>hurr how does he cheat
>the eyepokes
>hurr what do they even do
>directly compromise a fighter's vision
>HOLY FUCK DEAL WITH IT JON JONES 4 LIFE
>im healthy as fuck
>>69305589
shut up before i shut you up
>>69305453
>>69305485
The UFC just needs to pull the trigger on eye protection.
>>69305038
426
>>69305064
think gustaffs son
>>69305087
yeah first 3 rounds were competitive but jones had the edge
>>69305103
just cap it m8
>>69305723
426 pounds? dont believe you, post chest
>it's a milo episode
Alright I'm already over this fruity brit homo
>>69305790
kg m8
i don't think i've heard luke thomas' voice once this year
>>69305619
Alpha brain bro
I'm pretty stoked for 200 for a couple reasons - I don't really have any "boys" fighting on the card so I'm not gonna be stressing about anybody losing. Plenty of guys that I like, but I'm not a diehard fan for any of them.
DC/Jones in particular is gonna be a win-win (imo). Jones wins, we get to see how DC handles it, how butthurt he'll be, etc. DC pulls off the win, and we get to see how Jones handles the loss, and how DC handles beating him (will he be humble, or will he talk shit?)
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU PICKS GUY SHOW YOUR SELF OR I AM STORMING IN REEEEEE
I just want to predict all the 15 fights desu
>>69305917
congratulations
Does Joe Rogan unironically believe he is healthy?
>>69306005
cucks anonymous
>>69304105
>he goes down easy
Anyone would have gotten KO'd by that counter especially with their own momentum going into it.
Reporter: What do you think about the Brexit?
Amanda: Im have all the tool to beat her, Imma gonna beat her!
>>69306055
bro Alpha Brain has been proven to work by a study from some guy
>>69306055
probably and he probably is going to outlive you
he is a typical hollywood d lister so hes rolling in cash
more cash more health
>>69306055
>healthy
>eating a shitload of red meat
pick one
>healthy
>eating eggs
pick one
>>69306120
Fair enough. I guess my point was more: he looked durable as fuck in Aldo/Mendes II, but now we know that he is indeed stopable. I'm not saying Frankie is capable of landing such a shot, but you never know. Also will be interesting to see how well his chin has recovered from that loss.
fucking joe rogan right now
>>69306314
>he fell for the "eggs are unhealthy" meme
>>69306407
enjoy your high cholesterol and heart attack at 48
I'm glad Joe is checking this fag.
>two cells is murder
Fuck this guy. I hope he gets AIDS.
>>69306314
kek
he's not eating pleb eggs that you buy at the groceries though hes got rich people eggs
and for all the unheathly shit he does, he undoes it by paying off his rich people doctor to pump him with medical drugs
Magic Johnson has AIDS, but he's rich and he's practically cured of it, poorfag or middleclass fag gets AIDS and its a death sentence.
Diet doesn't matter, money does
>>69306438
>he fell for the "cholesterol from eggs is bad" meme
>>69300683
just bork my shit up
>>69306346
if fronk heems him due to chin deletion it will be the second guy conair helped him with kek
>>69306371
milo said he's on the gas
>>69306448
this
>>69305493
he's just a pseudo intellectual
>>69306449
>genetics doesn't matter
>>69301344
this is a lovely meme may i save it
>>69306540
All yours lass
>>69306346
Everyone is stoppable man, and anyone can land that shot at any time. Crazy sport
>muh farm fresh eggs
i hope this unfunny zilch drops dead this year
>>69306624
Ever had fresh eggs?
They taste a lot better.
JJ is still my girl, but I got love for both.
Predictioncuck....
![Daniel-Cormier-UFC-Tonight-Co-Host-750x370[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/shDOPnD.jpg "Daniel-Cormier-UFC-Tonight-Co-Host-750x370[1]")
>yfw DC beats jones on saturday
Milo is a fucking idiot jesus christ. people actually like this faggot?
>he's gay but likes trump xDDDD
>>69306678
yes i have more money than anyone in this thread unironically unless you're literally a billionaire
>>69306540
Please do
Are you guys hyped for UFC 200?
Which one will be the best fight?
On a separate question: Miesha or Tate? Who win?
would milo deport rogan?
Vapers and Aziz btfo
>>69306704
Not even /pol/ likes him
Post an athlete you know is clean. I'll start. Thug Rose Namajunas.
>>69306704
rogan is unironically killing him. aziz ansari does suck dick though
>>69306710
Is that a roundabout way of calling me a liar?
>it's a joe and his guest jerk each other off episode again
how can you guys listen to this faggot milo
alright now joe sounds like a faggot. Islam is a problem, no doubt about it.
Will it break 2 million?
>>69306807
joe just likes to be contrarian. he talks shit about islam all the fucking time, and now that somebody who agrees with him comes on, he takes the opposite stance.
>>69306776
steroids dont work how most people think they work. rose could be juiced to the gills. look at all the guys with dad bods getting caught in baseball now. theyre hardly above average and are juicing hard. not all steroids make you barry bonds
>>69306828
nah
>>69306801
only autists listen to rogan
>>69306530
not when your rich
Money is the only thing that matters, you can have good genetics, but no money now your shitting in the streets of a 3rd wold country.
Bad genetics, well shit time to pony up the best science in the world to buff an enhance your shit baseline stats
>>69306828
Sure, if Conor and Nate are secretly still headlining UFC 200 and they announce it at the press conference tomorrow
>>69306854
>baseball
>athlete
pick one. there isn't a baseball player on the planet i wouldn't literally destroy
>Milo and Joe bullying Canada.
>>69306910
you're an idiot
What if predictioncuck is actually dead tho
Anybody sensing a tiny bit of sexual tension in this podcast?
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>>69306979
>ur dum
brilliant argument
>>69306942
is this man really your president
this cant be real
>69307051
autism
>>69306919
>>69307004
take his place, become the new predictioncuck
We are sorry predictioncuck
Plz come back to us
It won't be like before
>>69306919
Stipe played college ball, was very good
stipe boxed, wrestled and played ball
he hit some dingers with the twins after winning the belt
>>69307188
o fuck, weigh in's are over and i haven't gotten my pics in....
I refuse to believe Aldo doesn't speak at least a little basic English by now. The only reason I can rationalise him using translators is so he doesn't even up giving meme answers like Anderson ES NORMAL Silva. Didn't Nunes go from Anderson tier a few months ago when she called out for a title shot after her win to passable English we saw today?
>>69307092
>president
We prefer Prime Minister, or Top Faggot.
>>69307263
Probably just doesn't care to arbitrarily learn English because Dana commands it be so.
Who's on the TUF seminifals?
>>69307263
well sh has motivation, it is the middle language for her and her little dutch playtoy
Winners:
RDA, Joanna, Aldo, Cain, Meisha, Lesnar, and JBJ
easiest 7 team parlay of the century
>>69307263
Aldo lives and trains in Brazil, I think Nunes lives in FL
>>69307304
who voted for that prime cuck
>>69307416
He ran on legal weed, the wage gap myth, and the power of meme magic.
So retards.
26,739 views
UFC 200 press conference
the counter is wrong r-right?
>>69307416
same people voting for hillary and the berner
>>69307416
only cucks want leaders
>DJ is #1 p4p
is there a more reddit tier opinion than this?
>>69305017
He's good enough for now. This is just the beginning though.
>>69307368
>lesnar
He's just showing up to collect a check bruh
>>69307263
I believe it, and find it to be perfectly reasonable. If you're never trying to learn it or trying to use what little you know, you'll never speak fluently - simple as that. And i don't see why he would spend his time learning English anyway.
I watched a radio show interview with him and Frankie, and at the end Aldo said a couple of things, maybe just "Thank You" and it literally sounded like somebody who just learned how to say "Thank You" earlier that day. So I'm pretty sure his lack of english is legit
>>69307617
yes
>JBJ is #1 p4p
>>69300114
Lol I thought the same. Brock is wide as fuck.
>>69307617
125 is really an invalid weight class, it should be featured in paraolympics
OVAHEEM I RUV YOUU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wKjP2Niu6o
>>69307617
>125 is an invalid weight class
Srsly tho
What happened to predictioncuck?
UFC 200 is 3 days away
>>69300114
Stefan Struve
Cheick Kongo
Ben Rothwell
are big boys and he cucked them all
>>69299434
Yes
>>69307799
so is silva, his chin got deleted
>>69307799
He also went 5 rounds w/ TRTfoot
Hunt has no fear and he's the official fighter of heem
I'll Start predictions for Friday/Saturday fights since prediction cuck is dead.
Question though.
Should I do the TUF finale picks now without the TUF finals or with.
And should we do one big pick with all fights for 200 or just do main card.
>>69307949
>he's the official fighter of heem
>>69307953
Just the maincard...
>>69307953
Just main card
Nobody will get the entire thing right
rogan:
olive skinned italian
manlet
dark hair
dark eyes
fake hunter
living in socal
joe rogan wishes he was brock
https://mobile.twitter.com/danawhite/status/750810265764110336/video/1
Is this a game to you?
I thought two people were fighting over who was taking the picks? Which card was that for?
I'll start taking picks now. Which card needs to be done?
>>69308190
UFC 200
>>69308174
You're losing it Daniel
>>69308174
>shut the fuck up
Based Bones.
https://mobile.twitter.com/danawhite/status/750809183403016192/video/1
>big guy
What did he mean by this?
>>69308174
>Jon talking to DC like a kid
>>69308174
as a phd holder of Shookonomics, I'm putting my portfolio on Jon
Daniel Cormier vs. Jon Jones
Brock Lesnar vs. Mark Hunt
Miesha Tate vs. Amanda Nunes
José Aldo vs.Frankie Edgar
Cain Velasquez vs. Travis Browne
>>69308296
JONATHAN DWIGHT JONES
BROCK EDWARD LESNAR
MIESHA THERESA TATE
FRANK JAMES EDGAR
CAIN RAMIREZ VALESQUEZ
>I rate Pancrase
>>69302573
>dc
>woodley
>alvarez
you have absolutely shit taste
>Joe Rogan watches Bailey Jay videos
>>69307728
i've seen the meme but never the sauce. this is hilarious
>>69308174
HOLY FUCK MY EARS
>>69308296
Jones
Hunt
Tate
Edgar
Cain
>>69308296
Jones
Hunt
Nunes
Aldo
Cain
>>69308296
dc
hunt
miesha
aldo
cain
>>69308296
Cormier
Lesnar
Tate
Aldo
Browne
>>69308296
>Jones
>Hunt
>Tate
>MY BOY: Edgar
>Velasquez
>>69308296
Cormier
Hunt
Tate
Aldo
Velasquez
You guys watching Milo on JRE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
>>69308296
cheeky DC pick
Lesnar
Nunes
Aldo (hardest pick imo)
Cain
>>69308296
Jones
Brock
Nunes
Edgar
Memelasquez
>>69308296
Jones
Hunt
Tate
Aldo
Cain
>>69308296
>jones via decision
>Brock via heem
>Aldo via dec
>nunes via sub
>Cain via dec
>>69308296
Jon Jones
Brock Lesnar
Miesha Tate
Frankie Edgar
Cain Velasquez
>>69308296
Jon Jones
Brock Lesnar
Miesha Tate
José Aldo
Cain Velasquez
>>69308070
joe doesn't look italian, end this meme
he looks american
>>69308296
Cornball
Hunto~
Tate
Aldo
Browne
>>69308408
I was until he started cyber bullying Canada
>>69308296
Thank you for your service
Truly
>>69308296
Jones via UD
Hunt via R1 KO
Tate via UD
Edgar via UD
Cain via UD
>>69308460
not enough Moors blood for you?
>>69308460
Yeah he does bro, so does Joey Diaz
>>69308296
Jones
Hunt
Tate
Aldo
Velasquez
>>69308190
>>69308296
You do UFC 200, I'll take picks for the TUF finale in the next thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kh0hhkPcIEA&feature=youtu.be&t=3432
Will you guys buy the new fight kits or stick with the classic look?
>>69308528
enjoy that mess lol
>>69308545
Do they get to choose colors now, or what?
>>69308296
Cormier
Lesnar
Tate
Edgar
Browne
>>69308588
For UFC 200 and beyond, yes
It's being introduced at 200
Lmao someone else threatened to do the picks and the picks autist came running
>>69308588
Probably chosen for them so two fighters aren't both wearing the same thing. That color looks awful imo, but it least it's a step in the right direction from white/black vs black/white.
>>69308296
>cormier
>lesnar
>tate
>edgar
.>velasquez
I just finished watching the presser lads
First thing I noticed was how quiet the crowd was
Remember the 189 & 194 pressers? Or the 196 one? Fighters couldn't hear each other over the cheering. So little buzz.
The presser was mostly shit as well, only fun parts were Jon.
>>69308545
Unpopular opinion time. I like the reebok uniforms. Nice and clean, as opposed to the old ugly shorts with brands and labels plastered all over them like a fucking Nascar.
I know this is MMAth but I don't see how Nunes could lose to Miesha, Nunes ran right through Sara McMann who arguably beat Miesha, she has better striking and is much better on the ground than Holly who also was on her way to winning that fight.
Miesha as the underdog here is a bit confusing. Nunes' cardio is suspect but I can't see not getting the job done early.
>>69308296
DC
Hunt
Nunes
Aldo
Cain
>>69308671
nunes is going to run through her
>>69308296
jones
my boy hunto
tate
aldo
cain
>>69308296
Lesnar
Cormier
Tate
Edgar
Velasquez
>>69308658
because it was front of an audience of americans and not a bunch of irish monkeys
>>69308528
i don't think the card is set until after TUF tonight
>>69308671
I know you're already aware of this, but you could have made a very similar argument for Holly, and Miesha pulled of the last-minute sub. Anything can happen, especially in WBW division
>>69308174
>dc starts to say something
>shut the fuck up
lol DC better hold onto that interim belt tightly
>>69308661
The cleanliness is the only thing good about them though, they look stupid as shit. Fighters picking colors is a massive improvement though.
The problem is the octagon is still all sponsored out, which sort of undoes the effect of the reebok uniforms
Remember that time Conor pulled out of UFC 200 because he was scared to do a press conference in Stockton?
>>69308715
oh right, you guys are shit at atmosphere, I forgot
>>69308296
Bones
Lesnar
Miesha
Aldo
Cain
Jim Norton is a bad standup comedian but he is still a lot funnier than Joe Rogan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_JqQuwA0Q8
>>69308262
Is Hunt actually shook? Any experts in here?
>>69308720
Picks for the TUF 22 Finale were done without the TUF final tho
>>69308730
Holly's ground game is garbage.
>>69308658
I wish people would just be hyped to see good fights, not hyped to see "drama," shit talking, theatrics, and so on. Oh well, McGregor has forever changed that I guess
>>69308760
it's a press conference. not a fight
>>69308730
Yes cause Holly is a white belt on the mat and it was a last ditch effort.
>>69308796
>waahhh I want everything to like only the things I like waaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
Lmao @ ur """""""""life""""""""""
>>69308784
Wgaf
Who's even in that """"main""" card?
>>69308688
how many have you got right with the jet set radio pepe, canada? I remember you were the only person who guessed one of the cards right
Why is everyone picking Lesnar
>>69308296
DANIEL RYAN CORMIER
MARK RICHARD HUNT
AMANDA LOURENCO NUNEZ
FRANK JAMES EDGAR
TRAVIS KUUALIIALOHA BROWNE
>>69308799
american audiences are probably the worse in the entire world
even uh va a morrer hues are better
>>69308852
He's a big guy
Reminder to spar at least 3000 rounds at 110% capacity MINIMUM
>>69308296
DC
Lesnar
Tate
Edgar
Cain
>>69308296
Jon Jones
Brock Lesnar
Miesha Tate
Frankie Edgar
Cain Velasquez
>>69308862
Glad you joined the team
>>69308296
DC
Hunt
Nunes
Aldo
Cain
>>69308852
Because he's fighting a can with a 12-10 record.
>>69308909
I never left
>>69308911
You think Im just gonna sit here and let you submit a prediction without an image?
>>69308911
Try again with a picture bro or I'm not taking them.
>>69308296
Jones
Hunt
Tate
Edgar
Browne
>>69308767
you can tell how much jon loves beating people up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7jhx4Ui04E
>>69308296
Cormier
Lesnar
Tate
Aldo
Velasquez
>>69308296
Jones
Lesnar
Tate
Edgar
Browne
>Browne KOs Cain
>95% of /heem/ blown out on the first fight.
>>69308977
don't you dare jinx it
>>69308977
>Cain blast doubles Browne to the cage
>Browne unleashes the hellbows
>>69308661
I agree. more colors would be nice tho
>>69302461
Jones UD
Brock TKO
Miesha UD
Fronkie KO
Cain TKO
>>69308296
>Jones
>Hunto
>Nunes
>Aldo
>Memelasquez
>>69308296
DC
Brock
Miesha
Aldo
Cain
>>69309014
Jones
Lesnar
Tate
Aldo
Browne
>>69309048
it's ok i'm not really taking the picks i just did it for the you's
>>69308296
Jones
Lesnar
Tate
Fronkie
Cain
>picking Browne
Is this a new meme?
>>69309106
Use a picture
>>69308938
>>69308939
DC
Hunt
Nunes
Aldo
Cain
THERE
>>69309117
ring rust
>>69308296
DC
Lesnar
Tate
Edgar
Browne
>>69308296
Schaub
Schaub
Schaub
Schaub
Schaub
are mark hunts walk off KOs a masterplan so he avoids getting on the ground to finish and get potentially get submitted because of his shitty ground game?
I'm sure if he didnt walk off some of his fights would not have been finished right away, lots of fights you see a fighter get hit really hard and then he recovers on the ground when the opponent jumps on him. When mark hunt walks off the ref immediately thinks "ok I guess I have to stop this"
>>69308296
DC
Hunto
Nunes
Frankie
Cain
>>69309117
>picking cain "knees are still tender, face in a blender" velasquez
>>69309141
ring rust is NOT REAL you MORON
>>69308296
Jones vs Schaub
Lesnar via Schaub
Tate via Schaub
Edgar via Schaub
Cain via Schaub
>>69309182
Really makes you think
>>69309201
what is that even supposed to mean
>>69309117
I have Cain as a favorite but it's close enough for a typical MMA upset to happen.
>Reach
>Cain's rust
>Browne's elbows from being pinned against the cage, which Cain loves to do
>Cain's injuries
>Browne's kicks
This is honestly the fight to bet on if you want to make some potential cash, it's a risk but it's closer than people think imho.
predictionbro here, i'm not really doing the picks
Hunt > Brock
>>69308296
DC
HUNT
MIESHA
HOSAY
CAIN
>>69309257
Brock > Hunt
>>69309237
Real predictionbro here, yes I am. Stop b8ing.
Are there people who genuinely dislike RDA?
>>69309279
NEW
>>69309182
Absolutely. There are ways to force a refs hand in decisions, and that's one of them. Another one is to look at the ref in the eyes while ground and pounding to force them to act.
>>69308296
Jones
Lesnar
Tate
Edgar
Browne
>>69308834
Nice meme, faggot
>>69309340
Ur life is a meme
>>69309328
Rich Bless god dammit
>>69309223
I'm not that anon, but he was referencing an Eve 6 song from 1998. I'm not sure why, maybe it's been stuck in his head
>>69308514
Joey Diaz is Cuban.
>>69308545
the top should be yellow with white lettering
this looks mismatched
>>69308296
Cormier
Lesnar
Tate
Aldo
"Sea Level" Cain
>>69308296
jones pena 50/50
lesnar hendricks mousasi
tate killashaw miller
edgar sage
velasquez
>>69308296
Jones
Hunt
Tate
Aldo
Velasquez
Anyone watching jre right now? Rogan first found out about cuck and now he has discovered coal burner
>>69309182
His ground game is fine. Relatively superb if he has his opponent halfway in the nether realm I'd imagine.
He defended submissions from Fedor and tried a kimura
>shove this dick in your mouth
>make me
>make me
>make me
>make me
Are all of you shitposting on the youtube stream or did i miss the new thread?
>>69308296
>jones
>hunt
>nunes
>aldo
>brown
why is jouban so gay?
>>69310110
>503 posts
>>69310129
>504
>>69310233
>505
>>69308296
>Jones via UD
>Hunt via TKO
>Nunes via SD
>Edgar via UD
>Browne via TKO
>>69308296
Jones
Hunt
Tate
Aldo
Velasquez
>fedor emelianenko is the greatest of all time
>>69299085
Lads you HAVE to see this right fucking now
Brock lesnars in amazing shape, looking beefy fuarkkk
https://youtu.be/EUHRL2OhpiM
>>69308296
Jon Jones
Brock Lesnar
Miesha Tate
Jose Aldo
Cain Velasquez
![view[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xC6a328.jpg "view[1]")
