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7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha [Main card starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST, Prelim times TBA]
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Previous thread: >>69282625
News:
>Frank Mir requests release from UFC
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/5/12101562/frank-mir-requests-his-release-from-the-ufc
>Alvarez says RDA's aggressive style plays into his hand
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/eddie-alvarez-says-aggressive-style-from-champ-rda-plays-into-his-hands-at-ufc-fight-night-90
Other links:
>UFC 200 Embedded EP 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWLi3arqIJg
>UFC 200: It's Time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mehYIYq4egE
There's a UFC card on this weekend?
>>69288292
Nope
There's never going to be a UFC event again
199 was the last one
Thoughts on this man's MMA insights?
which fighter has a haircut that makes you want to fight them?
>>69288392
>fighter
>Personally, I never had a guy approaching me and doing something," Gadelha said. "But on anonymous Senegalese fishing forums it happens all the time. We get messages not only from fans, but also from pervs all the time. It's annoying, I get messages like this 'I fantasize about spilling your piss sample in my mouth.' It's very weird. Some men send pictures of sad frogs.
does anyone unironically think DC is going to win?
>>69288360
>wrestling isn't a meme
>>69288424
are they unironically complaining about this? bethe should be grateful anyone is paying attention to her at all
>mfw weirdos follow me on twitter to try and get me to follow them back
>>69288424
I wish someone would send me stuff like that. Even coming from literal fags it would be flattering.
>>69288521
he has 63 more followers than you do pal
your opinion = wgaf
>>69288436
>does anyone unironically think DC is going to win?
I want it to happen, so it probably won't.
inb4 ufc 200 does 900,000 buys.
>>69288631
not a bad shout honestly
I'll be very surprised if this tops 196
>>69288650
>>69288631
If it does less than 1.6million Dana will be committing sudoku live on camera.
>>69288479
You're right, receiving pictures of unattractive strangers masterbating to you without your knowledge is part of everyday life
>>69288424
>Literally the biggest fight week of the year
>'Look how gross men are' ''''''''''''''story''''''''''
>>69288694
i wish it was, that would stroke my ego so much
>>69288566
r8 my followers
>>69288760
a little bit crazy and adware bait accounts
>>69288760
Ruth looks like the one to go with.
>yfw you realized the drought of UFC events is ending tommorrow
>>69288851
>yfw when you realized it's a shit card
>18 mins. into rogancast with schaub
>schaub saying eddie's wins over giblert and pettis aren't impressive
wew lads
>>69288884
Oh nevermind I thought tomorrow was the TUF card. Still shit though.
>>69288694
I'd be complimented if they didn't know where I lived and I didn't know them in person
>>69288884
>yfw you realized you can't type a coherent filename
>>69288934
>STILL listening to those zeroes
>>69288682
There's no way it does 1.6
>>69288934
Yeah and his losses were due to slipping on a banana peel. He's a fucking mong.
>>69288934
It's almost like they're retarded and not worth listening to or something
>>69288934
>Rogan and Schaub telling me how hard it was to stay up till 3am to watch pride events
>>69288884
>gadelha likely experimented with her pupper
DOWN, PENIS.
>>69289077
>tfw no puffy vulva
vaglets can't compete lads
>>69289077
>that cross
i thought she was jewsih
>>69289085
> Gadelha
Hue lad
>>69289113
>he doesn't think vaginas are disgusting
>>69289287
Always a treat seeing that cheating retard get beat up.
Old but gold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNs-hQmeKa8
>>69288934
well, seeing as he barely won against a not very impressive Melendez and actually lost to a not very impressive Pettis I'd say that's a fair assessment.
Unless RDA has been USADA'd he'll take it easily
>>69288436
I hope so for the shitstorm. It won't be as internationally big as Ronda losing but will have a bigger reaction in the MMA community.
Jones is a love or hate kind of guy so fighters will be quick to get a cheeky comment in unlike Ronda where no one dared laugh at her
>>69289353
he just wanted to say hi
Why would someone number their MMA webms instead of naming them by the fight?
>hmm, i really want to post that heem
>better look it up in the directory
Name one instance where a memekick won a fight.
>>69289426
>not having autism levels sufficient to be able to recognise fights by their chronological order in time
>>69289393
>Jones is a love or hate kind of guy
Oh yeah, the literal criminal and cheater is so lovable.
What would you do to your kid if they cut the power to your house during fight week?
>>69289443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1sqwIc0U0M
>>69289455
Probably do something productive
>>69289393
nah, people reacted so spitefully to Ronda losing because they were tired of the rhetoric being spammed by the media
Jones is widely considered the GOAT but not with the same level of hysterical hyperbole
If DC KOs Jones I think people will be more shocked by what he just did than they will be laughing at Jones
>>69289157
You don't want a 5'3 Wanderlei Silva gf that can squeeze the life out of you with her bjj before benching your stiff corpse 50 times?
Just posting for the folks saying she's natty.
>>69289443
barbosa
wonderboy
>>69289426
>he doesn't like drawing a random heem from the raffle box
fuk u goof
i have ones i like labeled in a notepad file
>>69289072
Why would you stay up back then to watch an event live? It wasn't like they had things like twitter to catch the reaction live
>>69289508
HOLY SHIT HE ACTUALLY DOES HAVE A DIRECTORY
>>69289443
jds hunt
also fuck hunt
>>69289426
because hes a fake fightfan
>>69289443
Edson Barboza vs Terry Etim comes to mind
>>69289443
machida couture
>>69289453
Lol? People clearly like him ya plonker. I used to fucking hate him but Daniel just can't help but pull your ones:
> "stop liking this gai dont u ppl know hes a criminal????"
Jones is becoming more likable in how he deals with DC's faggy mandrama.
>you now realise that the Travis "The Hawaiian Hottie" Browne will heem Cain.
>>69289453
The people who like him are chads and edgelord neckbeards
>>69289443
Yair Rodriguez vs anyone
Badr Hari vs Peter Graham 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lAc4ghVDbE
>>69289538
>he doesn't organize his heems in a logical system
do you want to know how i know you aren't a real fight fan
>>69289165
When is hue cowboy fighting again? I liked him, he was becoming a boy
>>69289619
Niggers can't be chads.
>>69289503
If she isn't natty how is she passing all these drug tests?
>>69289475
andy hug is gross
>>69289503
My post was just pointing out that the picture was of Mackenzie Dern and not Claudia Gadelha.
> would gladly
>>69289659
UFC on Fox 20 against James Moontasri
>>69289503
>brazil
>natty
Pick exactly one
I hope you lads will be purchasing UFC 200 in 4k
>>69289869
I still don't get it, dud he really think that tattoo was a good idea?
>>69289799
it's a good fight, hue cowboy is fun
>>69289869
how do I achieve this mode
>>69289623
>you a faggot? get the fuck out of my face man
That video is hilarious, thanks for sharing.
Almost makes me want to actually watch SMA.
>>69289904
Lol can still never be as bad as McGregor.
>>69289904
Have you ever looked at an mma fighters tattoos and thought "that was a good idea"?
>>69289623
REKT
autistics are the most violent dangerous unpredictable people, i would rather be around schizophrenics, who is your favorite autistic UFC fighter?
>>69289925
Be a white boy
Be jacked
>>69289926
there's a reason that comment pissed him off so much
>>69290002
Dan Hardy's arm tats are okay. His torso, not so much.
>>69289925
viking "genes"
>>69290002
hunt and travis' tribal tats are alright, ronda's olympics rings on her ankles are not bad either
>>69290134
I wouldn't really call Olympic tattoos as "tattoos" in that sense. There is a difference between getting a service tattoo (army, olympics) because it's a rite of passage than some wing it who gets a lion on his back to appear hardcore
>>69290255
Wingnut*
>>69290255
any tattoo is faggotry
>>69290255
> *you mean gorilla on his chest lalz
>>69290134
I had no idea that ronda had some body art.
I guess Hunt's tribals are ok, but 99.9% of the time tribals are a terrible idea.
>>69290002
That guy with the receding hair line who got KTFO'd a couple weeks ago had some good body art.
I think it might be a good idea for a fighter to sell space on her body to a sponsor, as a way of avoiding the reebok shit.
>>69290017
since autism is a spectrum disorder they are all autistic to a degree.
>>69290321
>Thinking that my brand new Rugrats tattoo is faggotry
>>69290346
>I think it might be a good idea for a fighter to sell space on her body to a sponsor
Ricco Rodriguez did this once and it almost got them thrown out of the venue and put the entire show in jeopardy at a crucial time.
r8 my new tattoo lad
Rewatching Zingano/Nunes, Nunes was legit getting fucked up when the ref called it and her defense was completely ineffective, whereas Zingano/Tate Winslow was a piece of shit ref who just called it because Miesha was covered in blood. If Miesha doesn't win on Saturday I'll be extremely fucking surprised.
>>69290346
They should do the ol' Butterbean painted on sponsorships
>>69290002
Kid Yamamoto, son.
>>69290478
shit
>>69290450
Puds does it on KSW shows doesn't he?
>>69290321
> faggotry
Most tattooed country per capita
> New Zealand
Least tattooed
> the Koreas
> Japan
Couldn't possibly be a more clear negative correlation between tattoos and being a faggot. I rest my case.
>>69290468
Stuttering John did that
based af
>>69290450
haha
>>69290468
I guess there's something in the reebok contract that prevents that.
>>69290500
>Japan
>Least tattooed
You are retarded
>>69290464
Alpha Cat is the rightful Woman's champ and anyone who disagrees should take this roundhouse
>>69290540
HELL I MIGHT EVEN GET ON TOP OF MY MOOSE TONIGHT
Daily reminder that number of tattoos has literally been proven to correlate negatively with intelligence
>>69290551
Tattoos are literally a sign of being a criminal over there. A lot of establishments won't serve people with tattoos.
>>69290540
he does it for the marketabillity m8
>>69290551
Maybe that's because MMA and organised crime go hand in hand in Asia
placed bets on brock and DC, how did I do? Really think they will win
>>69290545
>I guess there's something in the reebok contract that prevents that.
They gave Cerrone a huge fine for having a little scrap of old fight gear with no very apparent sponsors on it sewed to his reebok shit, having a temp. tattoo of Condom Depot on your back is going to get you cut in no time.
>>69290636
DC probably won't win dude
Jones is looking scary in the embedded vids
>>69290636
What did you bet and how much will you get back on each bet?
>>69290468
Sam Alvey did this and got a slap on the wrist in the past, if someone did it now with the Reebok deal in place they'd get a big fine without a doubt
>>69290551
UM LOLZ
> Yakuza constitute a significant portion of Japan's population
>no u
>>69288254
>solid read and dodge
>followed by rabbit punches
Can't get totally behind this one.
>>69290636
Parlay? DC is going to fuck you.
>>69290696
>He's never played Yakuza
You can't even go down the street without getting in a fight with a Yakuza or finding an energy drink on the floor m8
When are weigh ins?
>>69290662
desu only reason I bet is because the past 5 ufc events I kept telling myself I would bet and never did it. The people I picked ended up winning
I bet 50 on each, brock is 2.15 and DC is 3.05
I'm really fucking confident that brock will win it, DC I'm not too sure. Probably not the smartest bets but whatever, it will add excitement while I watch
>>69290554
Zingano/Pena is the real main event of UFC 200.
>>69290888
you'll lose both bets, mark my words
Brock Lesnar flirting with Miesha Tate was absolutely unacceptable.
Brock telling Miesha that they should "spoon"
how inappropriate
Doesnt Brock know shes taken? I hope Caraway smacks Brock for that
u dont just flirt with another mans gf
and Miesha is just as guilty for not saying anything either, instead she just giggles and blushes
anyone else think there should be a fine here?
>>69290845
i second this, also when is the next press conference or bullshit event of some sort?
and if you can tell how much time until the event everybody everywhere on the planet knows without the need to convert time zones
>>69290989
kek
>>69290989
Yeah it was fucking disgusting. Fine Caraway again that fag.
brocc can fuck my bitch
>>69290845
>>69291015
https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-200-pre-fight-press-conference
https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-las-vegas-2016-2-weigh-in
https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-202-press-conference
https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-las-vegas-2016-2
>>69290989
Caraway vs Lesnar for a go on Tate's pussy when?
>>69290989
>Brock telling Miesha that they should "spoon"
not familliar with anglo humor
what does this mean, I thought it meant that he asked her to have a soup or some stew together, because you eat those with a spoon
>>69290971
this man is fight fan
>>69291015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Lj2ONWR_Fg
There's a nice little timer there and everything
3 bongs 25 bings, though the UFC literally never start on time
>After Bork ko's Hunt he grabs the mic
>HELL I MIGHT EVEN GET ON TOP OF BRYAN CARAWAY'S WIFE TONIGHT
>>69291113
>>69291092
tnx guys
>>69290989
Someone tell Sable.
If Claudia and Joanna started making out in the octagon how much could be see before Fox cut it off?
>>69291103
It means cuddle
>>69291103
>>69291154
How do people sleep on their arms like this
>>69291103
like two spoons together
>>69291146
none in america
fully broadcasted everywhere else
>>69290696
There are enough Yakuza and non-Yakuza with tattoos for Japan to not be considered one of the least tattooed countries in the world.
I never suggested they made up a large proportion of the population
>>69291179
>not sleeping with your arm under the pillow
which country breeds the most violent fighters?
>tfw 2 euro semi finals, ufc fight night, ufc 200, euro final all in one week
>tfw only taking 1 class for uni this summer and I quit my job last week so I can watch all these events
how fucking cozy is this? I just wish it was winter
>>69291179
you need to figure out where you can put your arm without it going numb
takes a bit of trial and error
this is the comfiest position imo though
>>69291337
canada
>>69291337
Gypsies don't have a country breh.
>>69291343
>even joking about the idea that you would quit your job to watch soccer
>>69291337
no one country, it depends on each fighter's personal background
>>69291370
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH MY NOSE
FIRAS SAVE ME
>>69291382
when i was in bulgaria they would bother me every time we left the hotel
>>69291382
>gypsies
>violent
the're basicly like rats
>>69291337
I'd say Brazil is probably one of the most naturally physically violent places due to their culture. If you go out in Brazil you're almost guaranteed going to have a random guy call you on.
>>69291424
reminder that he would have been the WW champion if he held on for a bit longer and kept the last round something resembling competitive, but he didn't and now he probably never will despite making it his life's goal from a young age
>>69290565
Underrated kek
>>69291545
That would be the last thing they ever did.
>>69291569
Is this the epitome of an MMA related JUST?
>>69291569
That doctor was negligently retarded.
>Bright yellow dress
>High heel boots
>Pushing on his broken nose hard enough to make him collapse from the pain
>More interested in not staining her shitty dress
>>69291634
i think thats a wife or girlfriend or something
>>69291677
Maybe one that sucked enough dick to get a NSAC badge so she can go in the octagon.
>>69291634
Like one of those is a good point and the other three are you projecting some serious hangups about women
Does brock look old? Does he have this? Rogan seems to think that Lesner is the pick, but that embedded made him look old
>>69291703
Thanks Dr.Phil
>>69291737
He does look old in this but he has been thrown into training for UFC and doing all media bullshit and after he's scheduled to work SummerSlam WWE PPV so yeah he's just being overworked
>>69291737
He's five years younger than Hunto.
>>69291569
this poster does not understand Rory as a person or a fighter
>>69291737
>Rogan seems to think
Why do you care about what he thinks?
>>69291822
I like rogan a lot. I respect his opinion.
Obviously it's a very educated opinion when it comes to fighting.
>>69291905
>ronda could take out the bottom half of the mens BW division
I see there was a massive brawl at a NYC Walmart. Coincidence that MMA was just legalized?
>>69291947
I mean, if we're talking about Lellator.
>>69291822
>>69291905
>>69291947
BROCK LESNAR is a GENETIC freak mike and he has a very real chance of upsetting hunt whose weakness has always been the wrestling aspect of the fight, which is what BROCK LESNAR is going to try to do, he's going to run full speed like a bull and go for the takdown and it will all come down to if Hunt can stop that
>>69292034
>tried to show dad a fight
>30 seconds in
>"who is this annoying announcer?"
Is the Daytona Beach fag around?
>>69292060
I can confirm this, he is very annoying
also that bruce guy who is yelling is making it look more amateur than just reading the names without screaming
UFC is most enjoyable when its in Canada
>>69291569
he got get son
no wondering he was so afraid of wondermeme
>>69291947
He also said that if she was facing a male fighter it would be some wife beating shit. This guys is incoherent.
>>69289443
Weidman Rockhold
>>69291343
underrated post
>>69292234
have you ever been to a UFC event?
>>69291703
DUDE WOMEN ARE ABOVE CRITICISM LMAO
>>69292334
What, for wearing nice clothes when you're on a global broadcast? Yeah I'd say so.
>>69291343
>tfw neet
>tfw rain 24/7
>>69291343
feels goodman, 3 days of fights, and i'll literally never work a day in my life
>>69292334
>he saved this picture
>>69291343
35-40 degrees here,gonna drink beers and roll some md all the fight weekend
>>69292500
>i rate fedor
>>69291146
what's the fight with the most gay """under"""tones, this or dc jones?
>>69292033
>implying that the Bellator fighters are objectively worse than UFC fighters, outside of the top 10...
>>69292478
poor guys mowing the lawns in the neighborhood lol jesus christ just be homeless and sit still
>>69292383
Nah, fuck her. She's reinforcing dated patriarchal standards. Bitch should be getting all dirty up in that shit.
>>69292500
It's instant replies 2bh faм
>>69292605
WHo do you unironically want to win that fight?
who would win jon jones or brock lesnar? no weight cuts
>>69292644
jon easily, he's the best fighter in the world until proven otherwise
>>69292643
>>69292605
I have never been a fan of Bec, but I unironically want her to destroy paige.
>>69292654
>he doesn't rate demetrious johnson
>>69288934
They aren't impressive. They were split decision wins he barely eeked out.
>>69292285
I fuggin wish brah
There was a card in my town 2 years ago and I wanted to go but tickets were steep and I was worried about being surrounded in nosebleeds the average fite fan.
But I train at the same gym as TJ Grant and Chris Kelades now so its cool to see the hometown boys fighting.
>>69292753
having wins over those fighters is impressive
>>69292478
Well if you worked you might be able to save enough money to move out of that shitty state where there's 95 degree T storms in July.
I live in so cal. We pretty much have the best weather in the world. But the cost of living is expensive. Good thing I have a good job that I work hard at.
>>69292749
>demetrious johnson can beat jon jones
https://streamable.com/6r51
"""""""""""the answer"""""""""""""
>>69292815
i literally live on the beach of the atlantic ocean
i'd rather buy a place in south dakota than california
https://youtu.be/Kh0hhkPcIEA?t=46m45s
>yeah for sure
>a 100%
lmao at the way he says it there
>>69292285
UFC 107 Diego vs BJ... It was a lot of fun.
>>69292848
*shrugs*
Enjoy your humidity.
>>69292852
these two have had homo experiences together
>>69292852
pls go
>>69292871
i have central air and a pool enjoy the fights this week
Found a muay thai org with big names that uploads all of their cards to Youtube in HD.
https://www.youtube.com/user/topkingworldseries
>>69292859
Not for Diego fans. :(
>>69292930
Enjoy living with your parents as a grown man.
https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/4rh8nr/official_hardcore_moderation_this_weekend/
Be careful
>>69292605
put money on the dyke
>>69292994
why do people hate liberty and freedom?
>>69292994
piss off
>>69292994
>tfw he who does it for free will do absolutely nothing about the influx of casual shitposters
Not sure if its a good thing or a bad thing
>>69292994
cockhead city
>>69292994
What the fuck do these losers even talk about? Their threads are all shittier than here when it comes to "real MMA discussion"
Reminder that /r/MMA >>>>> Heem
>>69292994
some fucking zero took the time to put that together, i don't care if he's making 7 figures a year he's the worst type of person possible
banned again from sherdog for challenging the moderator to a fight via PM for double yellowing me
>tfw going to miss the press conference
>>69293073
>the worst type of person possible
literally this, absolute shitcunts if you have to deal with them in any capacity in the real world.
>>69293117
How much can you bench press?
>>69293117
What time does it start? It's 1 PM here and I'm thinking about taking a nap.
mma discussion is dumb. if you're a real fight fan you already know everything and don't need validation from others. heem is the best because you can just come here for the shit posting and memes
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHVBzLGAIbU
Get comfy boys, UFC coming
>hypno-therapist
No wonder Miesha is such a joke.
>>69293188
based
So apparently, if Brock wins, he gets a title shot against the winner of Stipe and Reem. This is according to Rogan so who knows.
>>69292930
>>69292968
>not installing your own a/c and doing your own ductwork so the areas of the house you like to hang out in are always ultra plebs
do you even value comfort lmao
>>69293202
>Look at the ceiling and imagine your victory
>Great work today, that'll be $200 + tip
>>69293245
>t. guy who doesn't know how central air works
>>69293111
what did you say to him?
>>69293215
Well it wouldn't be surprising really would it
Brock gets title shot, winner of Werdum/Rothwell vs winner of Travis/Cain for whoever gets the shot after him
Not that people would be happy about it, but it can be expected
>>69293188
Jones vs. DC theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g60wsvm-4T4
>>69293282
lol idiot about to get BTFO
>>69293245
you're probably sitting in a chair right now, fucking pleb never talk to me again i live like a roman emperor
>tfw not sentenced to jailtime this morning and can watch all the sweet mma this weekend
Thank fucking god
>People who unironically watch kickboxing instead of muay thai
>>69293342
edgy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-q7ZZu5pEs
YEP YEP YE YE YE YE YEP!
>>69293342
I haven't been in trouble for a few years, but I know that feel.
>>69293335
lol my office chair is probably worth more than your '02 honda civic bud
>>69293362
>watching anything other than UFC
UFC 200: Jones-Cormier, and ALL the best fights (Heavy Hands #113)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjuJRJ-GF4w
Co-Main Event Podcast Episode 212 (7/5/16)
http://traffic.libsyn.com/comainevent/212_master.mp3
>>69293342
You catch a charge, bruh? What did you do? Drive drunk?
>>69293383
never been in trouble because I'm too fast for the cops.
>>69293362
People with an interest in one, usually watch the other.
>>69293391
>a guy who sits in an office chair talking about comfort
>>69293367
Joe Lauzon will claim the win for Reddit
>>69293367
My noy Sanchez is gonna fuck reddit boy up.
>>69293418
>Straya pretending anybody reads his posts on purpose
Hope Brock literally murders that FAT CUNT
>>69293436
boy*
>>69293395
>watching anything other than UFC heavyweight
>>69293426
well I'm at work so yes I sit in an office chair at work, it's called the steelcase gesture and it's a dope chair bud
>>69293367
>fattest cunt in the world in charge of weigh ins
>>69293471
>steelcase gesture
lmao poorfag just googled "luxury office chair" to make up a story to impress his 4chan buddies
call me back when you sit in a osaki pro japan premium 4s bud
>>69293367
Diego is probably meditating in a monastery or some shit. They should've taped that instead.
>>69293362
seriously, what the fuck is up with kickboxing rules? no elbows? how is that supposed to make the sport better?
>>69293476
He is not considered fat in america.
>>69293471
Looks like a pretty pleb chair to be honest with you.
http://store.steelcase.com/seating/office-chairs/gesture
I like the executive style chairs where the arms are connected to the back.
>>69293572
It just favors Dutch kickboxing. Elbows have a stigma because of cuts. Bunch of pussies t.b.h.
>>69293476
Oh shit I just realized fighter for the fight pass card should be weighing in right about now. I think 10 am they can start gettin on the scales. Is Vegas pacific time? I can never remember. I wished they livestreamed the weigh ins. Just put a camera on the scale so we can see when the fighters step on.
>>69293631
Vegas is pacific time
>>69293598
>Not a leather dentist chair with hydraulics and overhead lighting
Poor people are the worst.
>>69293572
Lion Fight 30 is on Friday, it has Muay Thai Rules.
>>69293169
But how are your supposed to get your self esteem boost by posting popular opinion and having people agree with you?
>>69293698
This dude on Twitter posts live stream links for Max Muay Thai every Sunday
https://twitter.com/JTBKK
>>69293698
I always try to watch the AXS fights but it'll be going up against UFC.
Lads, how long until the 200 pre-presser?
Anybody got a link for a stream? I know it's in a couple days, I just want to be prepared so I'm not sitting on my dick on the day. I know BT sports is broadcasting it but I can't find a site that isn't a piece of shit with tonnes of spam and shit.
>>69293572
K-1 would do alot of one night tournaments, if you are cut up from elbows you can come out for second and third fight.
>>69293846
1.5 bongs
When are the fn90 weighins
>>69293846
1.5 bongs
>>69293872
reddit.com/r/mmastreams
>>69293898
*cant
>>69293846
About a hour and 30 minutes
>>69293872
are you in heemspeak? im always delivering with hd streams
>>69293789
Tite, thanks!
Thoughts on van Soest joining Glory? And wanting to get involved in training for more MMA?
>>69293841
I'll be double screening, no doubt.
>>69293949
Nien.
>>69293552
>tfw your life is so dope that people convince themselves that it can't be real
everyone in our office has steelcase gestures because being comfortable at work is important you idiot
>>69293598
yeah it doesn't look as nice as some chairs but honestly it's probably the most comfortable office chairs I've ever sat in
I move my chair around a lot at work so I'm always in different positions, the arms move all over the place and it tilts however you want. the looks don't do it justice, trust me
and we have the big pimp leather chairs in the board room, I find it silly when people have those at their actual desk
>>69293872
http://crichd.in/live/
Quality is meh, but it gets the job done
>>69294002
>Thoughts on van Soest joining Glory? And wanting to get involved in training for more MMA?
Smart move considering Lion Fights weren't paying her. Would definitely rather see her in MMA since the womens divisions are actually noteworthy and in the early enough stages for her to crossover pretty easily. Can't say I know too many female nakmuays, though I suppose that's more my own fault.
>>69294002
that thing looks like it would be bad if it bit you
http://themaclife.com/former-champion-boxer-retracts-statement-and-apologies-to-mcgregor-after-fan-backlash/
>MMA striking
>>69294172
>do a 360 and walk away troll still working on people a decade later
>>69294334
This sport is intense.
THE MOST SUBLIME SAVAGERY IN SPORTS
>>69294074
She was speaking in the Glory 30 press as if she sort of specifically wants to attain to the UFC. I'd rather watch her in MT format.
>>69294116
Idk what species that one is. A friend of mine was in Thailand, and was in a jungled area of some sort camping in open tent with friends/guide. A giant one crawled over him in his sleep, left welts all over him(thats how poisonous they are). I know a guy right now that would sell me one... fuck that tho, if you're bit, you're probably fucked within 7hrs. No antidote here.
>>69294423
jesus dude that is disgusting lol
I know a guy that went to Thailand, he stepped on a poisonous thorn and his whole foot swelled up, he lost the key to his gas scooter and had to walk back into the trail to find them, it got dark, he started his scooter and struggled to turn around because his foot was fucked, he panicked a little and got off to turn the scooter around (narrow trail) and accidentally grabbed around the tailpipe to lift it, severely burned both of his hands, putted his scooter back into town as it grew dark and when he got to the medical building there was a monkey on a leash outside, and it jumped up and bit him on the shoulder as he walked by it
he was super feverish and fucked up and had to stay in that small medical building for days getting shots and shit because of the monkey bite lmaooo
>>69294334
> Reminder that Tyron Woodley tried to compare this shitshow to Silva v Hunt 1 to make a point about racism.
>>69294509
*venomous
>>69294533
> found him
>>69294510
what was the point?
>>69294533
eh that's a bit debatable when it's a plant that you're talking about
>>69294509
>lmaooo
>>69294509
Thats fucking brutal. How did he react to all this? Did he ever go back? lol
>>69294423
>>69294509
Speaking of fucked up shit in Thailand
>go there on vacation
>drinking at some beach bar
>meet a qt girl
>start making out
>not sure how far I can take it so I'm following her lead
>she moves her hands lower
>I move mine lower
>she grabs my crotch
>I'm super hard
>I grab her crotch
>she's hard too
A fucked up place.
>>69294647
havent you heard about thai traps m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APKrCq-ZLhM
anybody know the name of the music that start at 9:53 and 12:24
>>69294647
I miss the DYEL, guy.
>>69294647
>Speaking of fucked up shit in Thailand
As soon as i read that i knew were the story was going
>>69294571
Something along the lines of:
> "People praised Silva and Hunt after their fight but when Kimbo and Dada gassed Joe Rogan made mean jokes about fried chicken WAH"
Nigga unironically compared the best and worst heavyweight fights in MMA history.
>>69294644
he stayed the rest of his trip there, he went for like a month
but he spent close to two weeks laid up because of all that
godamn did I ever lose my shit when he told me about the monkey biting him, imagine being so fucked up and scared and a monkey on a leash jumps up and bites you lmao
>>69294647
Why didn't you suck her girlcock brah?
>>69294879
what kind of a faggot even goes to Thailand
Wow press conference in 50 minutes
JRE in 2 bongs 20 bings
Very happy today. Good day.
>>69294913
he said it was super easy to crush puss there
>>69294851
And he could have atleast used a fight that had 1 white fighter in it
>>69294926
so where's the achievment?
its like a healthy guy winning the special olympics
>>69294913
It's a cheap place with lots of hookers why else
>>69294961
a more accurate analogy would be that it's like a healthy guy winning the special olympics over and over again every single day for a month straight and they give him a real olympic gold medal every time that is the exact same as what real olympians get and he goes home with 20 of them and gets to brag to his friends
>>69294913
Rich Americans and West Europeans go there for sex tourism and pedo shit
>>69289287
NO FORGAY JESUS
>>69294996
is this shooped
>>69293698
Yeah I actually just recently watched lion fight 29. It was really great.
>>69294913
Lots of people. My friends went last year for 2 weeks and had an awesome time. It's a tropical paradise with a weak currency.
>>69295010
This sounds awesome though.
>>69295111
that's what I'm saying lol
>>69294509
>when he got to the medical building there was a monkey on a leash outside, and it jumped up and bit him
funniest thing i've read in this stale thread
>>69295119
>tfw monkey bite
>>69294509
and then we fucked lol
>>69295205
lol did the monkey bite you too or is being bitter just a result of all the salt in your diet
lmao BTFO
>>69294996
Sage could have been the next Jon Jones if his dad let him stay at Tristar
>>69295238
woah dude, you sure showed him
LMAO BTFO HAHA XD
I love all my friends on /Heem/
>>69294996
Do you think Jon did coke with Sage's dad?
>>69295718
he got it for the low
20 bings til dc/jon bantst
Did you train in the gi this week, /heem/?
>>69294996
Sage dwarfs that lanklet
12 bongs for the drama
https: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Lj2ONWR_Fg
>>69296119
I think you mean bings buddy
>>69289287
he was unironically still conscious and lifting his legs, good stoppage though he was going to get KTFO.
>>69296119
fuck how will I watch both euro semis and this on the same time
guess no sound on football and gg
>>69290540
>if you heem your enemies, they win
>>69296119
>that side chat
>>69296521
Aids
>the youtuve chat
weeeeeeeew
what a sad state of heem.... not a single meisha bunda post.
i thought heem knew how to get hype...
>>69296521
I honestly wonder who those people are. It's cancer on a whole new level, a level that surpasses both /r/mma & /heem/. If we're going by UFC demographic they're most likely between 17 - 30 years old, so there aren't that many kids. It worries me, it honestly does.
>>69296521
>>69296717
ayyy
>Bryan Cuckaway asked to watch Brock destroy Miesha with his third leg and clean up the aftermath.
lmao manlets when will they learn?
When was the last time one of these pressers actually started on time?
>>69295777
Yes, traneing today as well
>>69296811
they are conor fans
>>69297000
UFC time = CPT
How long until the first fight in FN90? Just so I can set an alarm.
>>69296811
they're the same fanboys that leave retarded comments on goobers and diaz account,flooding chats in sport events and flaming people on chat
an internet usage licence is necessary nowadys
>>69296119
Hopefully Cormier won't say anything
>>69297145
8 am tomoz mate
we on goof time
That's fresh cream ay
>>69288254
Is this gonna be the best Fightcard in UFC history or is just getting overhyped?
LIVE
WE ARE LIVE
ROLLIN'
WE
ARE
LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Lj2ONWR_Fg
LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Lj2ONWR_Fg
>>69297511
On paper, but I'm pretty sure it's gonna shit itself and die around the start of the main card.
Wow Bork and DC together
What do you think they talked about before the press conf went live?
>>69297511
On paper probably, in reality? For sure no 100%
WE ARE LIVE
WHO /SIMULCAST WITH PORTUGAL/ HERE?
How does always get the first question?
Bork wants to MAGA
What the fuck happened to Brock's brow?
Seriously that shit is protruding
BASED
R
O
C
CANADA
BORK OWNING THESE JABRONI JOURNALISTS
>>69297610
im here senpai
CANADA BTFO
>>69297610
here and super comfy
How many questions does Travis Browne get asked?
O/U 1.5
You just can't hate Brock, it's not possible.
Brock actually sounds canadian as shit now
>meisha next to bork
I hope Marku Hunto KO's this dumb Canacuck
>>69297588
Cucking Caraway.
>everyone always goes to Brock
REMINDER TO TRAIN NOGI ONLY.
I think i'm starting to like Brock guys
does bork care about anything?
>>69297591
Cro Cop return when?
>>69297809
Biggest draw in ufc
>>69297844
BIGG PAYCHECKS
Brock sounds way too nice for what he looks like and what he does
Brockonference
>who, where, why and when do u strike ? ?
It's going to be 90% Brock questions isn't it?
jon bones jones is streaming live on his facebook site right now from the
UFC 200 press event
>>69297844
his children?
BASED JON JONES
>>69297729
Her womb is begging for his seed.
OH SHIT JON WITH THE BEING A CUNT
>>69297888
>This question is for Brock. Why?
>>69297844
Sponsorship money
>SUPLEX CITY
dc is S H O O K
10 more years
>>69288254
>>69289443
Why do you people call them meme kicks? Wouldn't that imply that they're used a lot over and over by a large number of fighters? Usually they're the opposite of a meme because they're more rare as opposed to a leg kick, roundhouse, etc.
Seems like you fuckers will call anything a meme just because you don't know what else to call it.
dc is finished
DC is dead
Christ almighty Jon Jones is a fucking asshole.
I want DC to win so bad
I FEEL FUCKING AWESOME
BASED BROCK
God I've missed Brock
WAR BROCK
how can anyone dislike Bork?
based brock
>Brock Lesnar in charge of giving a fuck
>>69298064
You're a nerd.
Mic looks like a kids toy.
Broq's title run starts this Saturday.
>kevin iole
![Dana-White-Brock-Lesnar-TUF-13[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QWT9S8G.jpg "Dana-White-Brock-Lesnar-TUF-13[1]")
Dana looks like Danny Devito
brock is so fucking likable. Hope he does okay
Someone give Miesha a question, the poor girl has nothing to do but fantasize about being railed by that 5xl schlong.
>>69298135
You're a brainlet scumbag
>i beat him in the prime of my partying
m
a
d
m
a
n
>>69298240
>You now remember Cain's there
wow Jones is smothering dc
>>69298276
THERE YOU GO
is mark hunt fat or its just an optical illusion
Not liking this fat cunt in the fruity shirt
>>69298276
I was literally abut to post this, cucked me out of a post good job
Sad thing is DC is huge pro-wrestling fan and Jones can cut promos that are way better.
Jones is balls deep inside DC's ass.
>69298333
Hunto is morbidly obese.
>>69298337
For asking so many questions about their health he should probably start asking himself.
this card is crap
Why does this fat old guy get 20 questions
>>69298333
hes fat. he was huge before flying to the US
is ariel there?
when is ariel gonna ask a question?
Big Rig looking healthy as fuck. These earlier weigh ins are going to bring him back to form.
Does miesha TRY to look like an actual prostitute? Or does it just come naturally
>>69298482
yeah i saw him sitting next to iole when he was asking questions
Somebody post a link to whatever is streaming
>>69298495
I just hope Piggu Riggu starts using his mack truck straight again. I want to see people fly.
>journalists stuttering and being unable to string together a complete sentence
this sport is such a shitshow sometimes
DENA WHITE
DENA WHITE
HEY DENA
Nunes should be led out the back and shot
>>69298489
>>69298482
"A question for Dana"
Nunes gf is hot desu
>ywn lick miesha's perfectly tanned arms and shoulders
nunes a cute
>>69298555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Lj2ONWR_Fg
Here you go, buddy
>>69298605
Kek
>>69298603
Damn dude, chill.
>>69298605
i can't wait kek
>>69298578
Look at the fucking state of Kevin Iole, the whole thing is a shit show.
>>69298555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Lj2ONWR_Fg
Here you go ameribro
>>69298495
Kelvin is going to get wrassled
Do they usually do fan questions during these?
>>69298603
don't cut yourself on that edge, weirdo
>sweaty Brock
Brock with the beer banter
>>69298697
Don't think so
>>69298635
Is Rose just waiting for her fighting career to be over so that she can transition?
these questions are pretty shitty
>>69298729
meisha's hormones are permeating his suite
>>69298819
>waiting
Why is Brock's face so red? He looks fucking sick lol.
>you'll never feel those lips around the base of your hyperweapon
heem me please
TALK AMERICAN
>It's a foreign question episode
>brock melting under meisha's heat
BUILD WALL
>Cain fight
>Taco music starts playing
ESPAÑOL!!
cain spanish is shit
>>69298881
Sunburn pham. I'd look the same after 1 day in LV.
Para paoo pica pica taco borito arivva arivva
>you now realise Travis Browne os there ...
>>69298881
he always looks red, tends to happen to white people
>No questions for Travis
JUST
why didn't the nulad just ask it in english in the first place?
>>69298907
iktfb
>>69298881
He's a white boy and he's jacked, deal with it
alright lads its time to go ahead and put your money on jones. its over
>28k wathcing
reminder that goober-diaz shitshow had 209k and an infinite amount of memes
>>69298881
he's white and used to 24 hours of darkness in cadana
AND HERE WE GO
Le leaky jew appears
OMG ARIEL HELWANI THE GOAT
fuck this jew
fuego
>>69299036
It really is insane the numbers he pulls
>ariel getting a pop
So lame.
Cornyay is so vacant, he's fucked
no succ for dc
ASK DANA A QUESTION
>>69299085
NEW
>>69299020
>travis how many frappucinos does ronda consume daily
>obviously i think about him daily....
WHAT WERE THE PURPOSE OF USING THESE WORDS IN SUCH A TONE?
>Yfw Jones' leg snaps worse than Silva's and his career nosedives from here on out
>I think about him daily
Ronda and Travis will both hold belts in 2017. Cap this.
>>69299481
Gucci?
who /NUNES/ here?
>>69299481
not a chance
>Eddie Alvarez
>striking specialist
kek
>>69299482
...
confirmed that jon will ko dc in the 3rd
who else dislikes brock?
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