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Previous thread: >>69282625
News:
>Frank Mir requests release from UFC
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/5/12101562/frank-mir-requests-his-release-from-the-ufc
>Alvarez says RDA's aggressive style plays into his hand
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/eddie-alvarez-says-aggressive-style-from-champ-rda-plays-into-his-hands-at-ufc-fight-night-90
Other links:
>UFC 200 Embedded EP 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWLi3arqIJg
>UFC 200: It's Time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mehYIYq4egE
There's a UFC card on this weekend?
>>69288292
Nope
There's never going to be a UFC event again
199 was the last one
Thoughts on this man's MMA insights?
which fighter has a haircut that makes you want to fight them?
>>69288360
>>69288392
>fighter
>Personally, I never had a guy approaching me and doing something," Gadelha said. "But on anonymous Senegalese fishing forums it happens all the time. We get messages not only from fans, but also from pervs all the time. It's annoying, I get messages like this 'I fantasize about spilling your piss sample in my mouth.' It's very weird. Some men send pictures of sad frogs.
does anyone unironically think DC is going to win?
>>69288360
>wrestling isn't a meme
>>69288424
are they unironically complaining about this? bethe should be grateful anyone is paying attention to her at all
>mfw weirdos follow me on twitter to try and get me to follow them back
>>69288424
I wish someone would send me stuff like that. Even coming from literal fags it would be flattering.
>>69288521
he has 63 more followers than you do pal
your opinion = wgaf
>>69288436
>does anyone unironically think DC is going to win?
I want it to happen, so it probably won't.
inb4 ufc 200 does 900,000 buys.
>>69288631
not a bad shout honestly
I'll be very surprised if this tops 196
>>69288650
>>69288631
If it does less than 1.6million Dana will be committing sudoku live on camera.
>>69288479
You're right, receiving pictures of unattractive strangers masterbating to you without your knowledge is part of everyday life
>>69288424
>Literally the biggest fight week of the year
>'Look how gross men are' ''''''''''''''story''''''''''
>>69288694
i wish it was, that would stroke my ego so much
>>69288566
r8 my followers
>>69288760
a little bit crazy and adware bait accounts
>>69288760
Ruth looks like the one to go with.
>yfw you realized the drought of UFC events is ending tommorrow
>>69288851
>yfw when you realized it's a shit card
>18 mins. into rogancast with schaub
>schaub saying eddie's wins over giblert and pettis aren't impressive
wew lads
>>69288884
Oh nevermind I thought tomorrow was the TUF card. Still shit though.
>>69288694
I'd be complimented if they didn't know where I lived and I didn't know them in person
>>69288884
>yfw you realized you can't type a coherent filename
>>69288934
>STILL listening to those zeroes
>>69288682
There's no way it does 1.6
>>69288934
Yeah and his losses were due to slipping on a banana peel. He's a fucking mong.
>>69288934
It's almost like they're retarded and not worth listening to or something
>>69288934
>Rogan and Schaub telling me how hard it was to stay up till 3am to watch pride events
>>69289013
BTFO
>>69288884
>gadelha likely experimented with her pupper
DOWN, PENIS.
>>69289077
>tfw no puffy vulva
vaglets can't compete lads
>>69289077
>that cross
i thought she was jewsih
>>69289085
> Gadelha
Hue lad
>>69289113
>he doesn't think vaginas are disgusting
>>69289113
>>69289287
Always a treat seeing that cheating retard get beat up.
Old but gold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNs-hQmeKa8
>>69288934
well, seeing as he barely won against a not very impressive Melendez and actually lost to a not very impressive Pettis I'd say that's a fair assessment.
Unless RDA has been USADA'd he'll take it easily
>>69288436
I hope so for the shitstorm. It won't be as internationally big as Ronda losing but will have a bigger reaction in the MMA community.
Jones is a love or hate kind of guy so fighters will be quick to get a cheeky comment in unlike Ronda where no one dared laugh at her
>>69289353
he just wanted to say hi
Why would someone number their MMA webms instead of naming them by the fight?
>hmm, i really want to post that heem
>better look it up in the directory
Name one instance where a memekick won a fight.
>>69289426
>not having autism levels sufficient to be able to recognise fights by their chronological order in time
>>69289393
>Jones is a love or hate kind of guy
Oh yeah, the literal criminal and cheater is so lovable.
What would you do to your kid if they cut the power to your house during fight week?
>>69289443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1sqwIc0U0M
>>69289455
Probably do something productive
>>69289393
nah, people reacted so spitefully to Ronda losing because they were tired of the rhetoric being spammed by the media
Jones is widely considered the GOAT but not with the same level of hysterical hyperbole
If DC KOs Jones I think people will be more shocked by what he just did than they will be laughing at Jones
>>69289157
You don't want a 5'3 Wanderlei Silva gf that can squeeze the life out of you with her bjj before benching your stiff corpse 50 times?
Just posting for the folks saying she's natty.
>>69289443
barbosa
wonderboy
>>69289426
>he doesn't like drawing a random heem from the raffle box
fuk u goof
i have ones i like labeled in a notepad file
>>69289072
Why would you stay up back then to watch an event live? It wasn't like they had things like twitter to catch the reaction live
>>69289508
HOLY SHIT HE ACTUALLY DOES HAVE A DIRECTORY
>>69289443
jds hunt
also fuck hunt
>>69289426
because hes a fake fightfan
>>69289443
Edson Barboza vs Terry Etim comes to mind
>>69289443
machida couture
>>69289453
Lol? People clearly like him ya plonker. I used to fucking hate him but Daniel just can't help but pull your ones:
> "stop liking this gai dont u ppl know hes a criminal????"
Jones is becoming more likable in how he deals with DC's faggy mandrama.
>you now realise that the Travis "The Hawaiian Hottie" Browne will heem Cain.
>>69289453
The people who like him are chads and edgelord neckbeards
>>69289443
Yair Rodriguez vs anyone
Badr Hari vs Peter Graham 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lAc4ghVDbE
>>69289538
>he doesn't organize his heems in a logical system
do you want to know how i know you aren't a real fight fan
>>69289165
When is hue cowboy fighting again? I liked him, he was becoming a boy
>>69289619
Niggers can't be chads.
>>69289503
If she isn't natty how is she passing all these drug tests?
>>69289475
andy hug is gross
>>69289503
My post was just pointing out that the picture was of Mackenzie Dern and not Claudia Gadelha.
> would gladly
>>69289659
UFC on Fox 20 against James Moontasri
>>69289503
>brazil
>natty
Pick exactly one
I hope you lads will be purchasing UFC 200 in 4k
>>69289869
I still don't get it, dud he really think that tattoo was a good idea?
>>69289799
it's a good fight, hue cowboy is fun
>>69289869
how do I achieve this mode
>>69289623
>you a faggot? get the fuck out of my face man
That video is hilarious, thanks for sharing.
Almost makes me want to actually watch SMA.
>>69289904
Lol can still never be as bad as McGregor.
>>69289904
Have you ever looked at an mma fighters tattoos and thought "that was a good idea"?
>>69289623
REKT
autistics are the most violent dangerous unpredictable people, i would rather be around schizophrenics, who is your favorite autistic UFC fighter?
>>69289925
Be a white boy
Be jacked
>>69289926
there's a reason that comment pissed him off so much
>>69290002
Dan Hardy's arm tats are okay. His torso, not so much.
>>69289925
viking "genes"
>>69290002
hunt and travis' tribal tats are alright, ronda's olympics rings on her ankles are not bad either
>>69290134
I wouldn't really call Olympic tattoos as "tattoos" in that sense. There is a difference between getting a service tattoo (army, olympics) because it's a rite of passage than some wing it who gets a lion on his back to appear hardcore
>>69290255
Wingnut*
>>69290255
any tattoo is faggotry
>>69290255
> *you mean gorilla on his chest lalz
>>69290134
I had no idea that ronda had some body art.
I guess Hunt's tribals are ok, but 99.9% of the time tribals are a terrible idea.
>>69290002
That guy with the receding hair line who got KTFO'd a couple weeks ago had some good body art.
I think it might be a good idea for a fighter to sell space on her body to a sponsor, as a way of avoiding the reebok shit.
>>69290017
since autism is a spectrum disorder they are all autistic to a degree.
>>69290321
>Thinking that my brand new Rugrats tattoo is faggotry
![20419[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OpFWVWp.jpg "20419[1].jpg")
>>69290346
>I think it might be a good idea for a fighter to sell space on her body to a sponsor
Ricco Rodriguez did this once and it almost got them thrown out of the venue and put the entire show in jeopardy at a crucial time.
r8 my new tattoo lad
Rewatching Zingano/Nunes, Nunes was legit getting fucked up when the ref called it and her defense was completely ineffective, whereas Zingano/Tate Winslow was a piece of shit ref who just called it because Miesha was covered in blood. If Miesha doesn't win on Saturday I'll be extremely fucking surprised.
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gsHAQcy.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>69290346
They should do the ol' Butterbean painted on sponsorships
![kid-yam[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kSl9FSL.jpg "kid-yam[1].jpg")
>>69290002
Kid Yamamoto, son.
>>69290478
shit
>>69290450
Puds does it on KSW shows doesn't he?
>>69290321
> faggotry
Most tattooed country per capita
> New Zealand
Least tattooed
> the Koreas
> Japan
Couldn't possibly be a more clear negative correlation between tattoos and being a faggot. I rest my case.
>>69290468
Stuttering John did that
based af
>>69290450
haha
>>69290468
I guess there's something in the reebok contract that prevents that.
>>69290500
>Japan
>Least tattooed
You are retarded
>>69290464
Alpha Cat is the rightful Woman's champ and anyone who disagrees should take this roundhouse
>>69290540
HELL I MIGHT EVEN GET ON TOP OF MY MOOSE TONIGHT
Daily reminder that number of tattoos has literally been proven to correlate negatively with intelligence
>>69290551
Tattoos are literally a sign of being a criminal over there. A lot of establishments won't serve people with tattoos.
>>69290540
he does it for the marketabillity m8
>>69290551
Maybe that's because MMA and organised crime go hand in hand in Asia
placed bets on brock and DC, how did I do? Really think they will win
>>69290545
>I guess there's something in the reebok contract that prevents that.
They gave Cerrone a huge fine for having a little scrap of old fight gear with no very apparent sponsors on it sewed to his reebok shit, having a temp. tattoo of Condom Depot on your back is going to get you cut in no time.
>>69290636
DC probably won't win dude
Jones is looking scary in the embedded vids
>>69290636
What did you bet and how much will you get back on each bet?
>>69290468
Sam Alvey did this and got a slap on the wrist in the past, if someone did it now with the Reebok deal in place they'd get a big fine without a doubt
>>69290551
UM LOLZ
> Yakuza constitute a significant portion of Japan's population
>no u
>>69288254
>solid read and dodge
>followed by rabbit punches
Can't get totally behind this one.
>>69290636
Parlay? DC is going to fuck you.
>>69290696
>He's never played Yakuza
You can't even go down the street without getting in a fight with a Yakuza or finding an energy drink on the floor m8
When are weigh ins?
>>69290662
desu only reason I bet is because the past 5 ufc events I kept telling myself I would bet and never did it. The people I picked ended up winning
I bet 50 on each, brock is 2.15 and DC is 3.05
I'm really fucking confident that brock will win it, DC I'm not too sure. Probably not the smartest bets but whatever, it will add excitement while I watch
>>69290554
Zingano/Pena is the real main event of UFC 200.
>>69290888
you'll lose both bets, mark my words
Brock Lesnar flirting with Miesha Tate was absolutely unacceptable.
Brock telling Miesha that they should "spoon"
how inappropriate
Doesnt Brock know shes taken? I hope Caraway smacks Brock for that
u dont just flirt with another mans gf
and Miesha is just as guilty for not saying anything either, instead she just giggles and blushes
anyone else think there should be a fine here?
>>69290845
i second this, also when is the next press conference or bullshit event of some sort?
and if you can tell how much time until the event everybody everywhere on the planet knows without the need to convert time zones
>>69290989
kek
>>69290989
Yeah it was fucking disgusting. Fine Caraway again that fag.
brocc can fuck my bitch
>>69290845
>>69291015
https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-200-pre-fight-press-conference
https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-las-vegas-2016-2-weigh-in
https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-202-press-conference
https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-las-vegas-2016-2
>>69290989
Caraway vs Lesnar for a go on Tate's pussy when?
>>69290989
>Brock telling Miesha that they should "spoon"
not familliar with anglo humor
what does this mean, I thought it meant that he asked her to have a soup or some stew together, because you eat those with a spoon
>>69290971
this man is fight fan
>>69291015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Lj2ONWR_Fg
There's a nice little timer there and everything
3 bongs 25 bings, though the UFC literally never start on time
![1467796374078[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0Cgl3wB.jpg "1467796374078[1].jpg")
>After Bork ko's Hunt he grabs the mic
>HELL I MIGHT EVEN GET ON TOP OF BRYAN CARAWAY'S WIFE TONIGHT
>>69291113
>>69291092
tnx guys
>>69290989
Someone tell Sable.
If Claudia and Joanna started making out in the octagon how much could be see before Fox cut it off?
>>69291103
It means cuddle
>>69291103
>>69291154
How do people sleep on their arms like this
![web-spooning-RF-corbis-v2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rYfY2fl.jpg "web-spooning-RF-corbis-v2[1].jpg")
>>69291103
like two spoons together
>>69291146
none in america
fully broadcasted everywhere else
>>69290696
There are enough Yakuza and non-Yakuza with tattoos for Japan to not be considered one of the least tattooed countries in the world.
I never suggested they made up a large proportion of the population
>>69291015
>>69291092
>>69291113
>>69291103
>>69291142
>>69291147
>>69291154
>>69291181
>>69291179
>not sleeping with your arm under the pillow
which country breeds the most violent fighters?
>tfw 2 euro semi finals, ufc fight night, ufc 200, euro final all in one week
>tfw only taking 1 class for uni this summer and I quit my job last week so I can watch all these events
how fucking cozy is this? I just wish it was winter
>>69291179
you need to figure out where you can put your arm without it going numb
takes a bit of trial and error
this is the comfiest position imo though
>>69291337
canada
>>69291337
Gypsies don't have a country breh.
>>69291343
>even joking about the idea that you would quit your job to watch soccer
>>69291337
no one country, it depends on each fighter's personal background
>>69291370
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH MY NOSE
FIRAS SAVE ME
>>69291382
when i was in bulgaria they would bother me every time we left the hotel
>>69291382
>gypsies
>violent
the're basicly like rats
>>69291337
I'd say Brazil is probably one of the most naturally physically violent places due to their culture. If you go out in Brazil you're almost guaranteed going to have a random guy call you on.
>>69291424
reminder that he would have been the WW champion if he held on for a bit longer and kept the last round something resembling competitive, but he didn't and now he probably never will despite making it his life's goal from a young age
>>69290565
Underrated kek
>>69291545
That would be the last thing they ever did.
>>69291569
Is this the epitome of an MMA related JUST?
>>69291569
That doctor was negligently retarded.
>Bright yellow dress
>High heel boots
>Pushing on his broken nose hard enough to make him collapse from the pain
>More interested in not staining her shitty dress
>>69291634
i think thats a wife or girlfriend or something
>>69291677
Maybe one that sucked enough dick to get a NSAC badge so she can go in the octagon.
>>69291634
Like one of those is a good point and the other three are you projecting some serious hangups about women
Does brock look old? Does he have this? Rogan seems to think that Lesner is the pick, but that embedded made him look old
>>69291703
Thanks Dr.Phil
>>69291737
He does look old in this but he has been thrown into training for UFC and doing all media bullshit and after he's scheduled to work SummerSlam WWE PPV so yeah he's just being overworked
>>69291737
He's five years younger than Hunto.
>>69291569
this poster does not understand Rory as a person or a fighter
>>69291737
>Rogan seems to think
Why do you care about what he thinks?
>>69291822
I like rogan a lot. I respect his opinion.
Obviously it's a very educated opinion when it comes to fighting.
>>69291905
>ronda could take out the bottom half of the mens BW division
I see there was a massive brawl at a NYC Walmart. Coincidence that MMA was just legalized?
>>69291947
I mean, if we're talking about Lellator.
>>69291822
>>69291905
>>69291947
BROCK LESNAR is a GENETIC freak mike and he has a very real chance of upsetting hunt whose weakness has always been the wrestling aspect of the fight, which is what BROCK LESNAR is going to try to do, he's going to run full speed like a bull and go for the takdown and it will all come down to if Hunt can stop that
>>69292034
>tried to show dad a fight
>30 seconds in
>"who is this annoying announcer?"
Is the Daytona Beach fag around?
>>69292060
I can confirm this, he is very annoying
also that bruce guy who is yelling is making it look more amateur than just reading the names without screaming
UFC is most enjoyable when its in Canada
>>69291569
he got get son
no wondering he was so afraid of wondermeme
>>69291947
He also said that if she was facing a male fighter it would be some wife beating shit. This guys is incoherent.
>>69289443
Weidman Rockhold
>>69291343
underrated post
>>69292234
have you ever been to a UFC event?
>>69291703
DUDE WOMEN ARE ABOVE CRITICISM LMAO
>>69292334
What, for wearing nice clothes when you're on a global broadcast? Yeah I'd say so.
>>69291343
>tfw neet
>tfw rain 24/7
>>69291343
feels goodman, 3 days of fights, and i'll literally never work a day in my life
>>69292334
>he saved this picture
>>69291343
35-40 degrees here,gonna drink beers and roll some md all the fight weekend
>>69292500
>i rate fedor
>>69291146
what's the fight with the most gay """under"""tones, this or dc jones?
>>69292033
>implying that the Bellator fighters are objectively worse than UFC fighters, outside of the top 10...
>>69292478
poor guys mowing the lawns in the neighborhood lol jesus christ just be homeless and sit still
>>69292383
Nah, fuck her. She's reinforcing dated patriarchal standards. Bitch should be getting all dirty up in that shit.
>>69292500
It's instant replies 2bh faм
>>69292605
WHo do you unironically want to win that fight?
who would win jon jones or brock lesnar? no weight cuts
>>69292644
jon easily, he's the best fighter in the world until proven otherwise
>>69292643
>>69292605
I have never been a fan of Bec, but I unironically want her to destroy paige.
>>69292654
>he doesn't rate demetrious johnson
>>69288934
They aren't impressive. They were split decision wins he barely eeked out.
>>69292285
I fuggin wish brah
There was a card in my town 2 years ago and I wanted to go but tickets were steep and I was worried about being surrounded in nosebleeds the average fite fan.
But I train at the same gym as TJ Grant and Chris Kelades now so its cool to see the hometown boys fighting.
>>69292753
having wins over those fighters is impressive
>>69292478
Well if you worked you might be able to save enough money to move out of that shitty state where there's 95 degree T storms in July.
I live in so cal. We pretty much have the best weather in the world. But the cost of living is expensive. Good thing I have a good job that I work hard at.
>>69292749
>demetrious johnson can beat jon jones
https://streamable.com/6r51
"""""""""""the answer"""""""""""""
>>69292815
i literally live on the beach of the atlantic ocean
i'd rather buy a place in south dakota than california
https://youtu.be/Kh0hhkPcIEA?t=46m45s
>yeah for sure
>a 100%
lmao at the way he says it there
>>69292285
UFC 107 Diego vs BJ... It was a lot of fun.
>>69292848
*shrugs*
Enjoy your humidity.
>>69292852
these two have had homo experiences together
>>69292852
pls go
>>69292871
i have central air and a pool enjoy the fights this week
Found a muay thai org with big names that uploads all of their cards to Youtube in HD.
https://www.youtube.com/user/topkingworldseries
>>69292859
Not for Diego fans. :(
>>69292930
Enjoy living with your parents as a grown man.
https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/4rh8nr/official_hardcore_moderation_this_weekend/
Be careful
>>69292605
put money on the dyke
>>69292994
why do people hate liberty and freedom?
>>69292994
piss off
>>69292994
>tfw he who does it for free will do absolutely nothing about the influx of casual shitposters
Not sure if its a good thing or a bad thing
>>69292994
cockhead city
>>69292994
What the fuck do these losers even talk about? Their threads are all shittier than here when it comes to "real MMA discussion"
Reminder that /r/MMA >>>>> Heem
>>69292994
some fucking zero took the time to put that together, i don't care if he's making 7 figures a year he's the worst type of person possible
banned again from sherdog for challenging the moderator to a fight via PM for double yellowing me
>tfw going to miss the press conference
>>69293073
>the worst type of person possible
literally this, absolute shitcunts if you have to deal with them in any capacity in the real world.
>>69293117
How much can you bench press?
>>69293117
What time does it start? It's 1 PM here and I'm thinking about taking a nap.
mma discussion is dumb. if you're a real fight fan you already know everything and don't need validation from others. heem is the best because you can just come here for the shit posting and memes
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHVBzLGAIbU
Get comfy boys, UFC coming
>hypno-therapist
No wonder Miesha is such a joke.
>>69293188
based
So apparently, if Brock wins, he gets a title shot against the winner of Stipe and Reem. This is according to Rogan so who knows.
>>69292930
>>69292968
>not installing your own a/c and doing your own ductwork so the areas of the house you like to hang out in are always ultra plebs
do you even value comfort lmao
>>69293202
>Look at the ceiling and imagine your victory
>Great work today, that'll be $200 + tip
>>69293245
>t. guy who doesn't know how central air works
>>69293111
what did you say to him?
>>69293215
Well it wouldn't be surprising really would it
Brock gets title shot, winner of Werdum/Rothwell vs winner of Travis/Cain for whoever gets the shot after him
Not that people would be happy about it, but it can be expected
>>69293188
Jones vs. DC theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g60wsvm-4T4
>>69293282
lol idiot about to get BTFO
>>69293245
you're probably sitting in a chair right now, fucking pleb never talk to me again i live like a roman emperor
>tfw not sentenced to jailtime this morning and can watch all the sweet mma this weekend
Thank fucking god
>People who unironically watch kickboxing instead of muay thai
>>69293342
edgy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-q7ZZu5pEs
YEP YEP YE YE YE YE YEP!
>>69293342
I haven't been in trouble for a few years, but I know that feel.
>>69293335
lol my office chair is probably worth more than your '02 honda civic bud
>>69293362
>watching anything other than UFC
UFC 200: Jones-Cormier, and ALL the best fights (Heavy Hands #113)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjuJRJ-GF4w
Co-Main Event Podcast Episode 212 (7/5/16)
http://traffic.libsyn.com/comainevent/212_master.mp3
>>69293342
You catch a charge, bruh? What did you do? Drive drunk?
