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Schaub is God
>>69282643
What is the story behind this?
Daily reminder that Hunt is going to heem Lesnar stiff
>>69282657
Had a bug on her face
Schaub is cancer. Fuck Piana too
>>69282668
i like this post
have a (You), you
>>69282676
Fuck off
>3 days
>>69282661
mark has nice teeth
>>69282625
brock can fuck my bitch
brocks a much more soft spoken and cool guy then i thought he was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC_T7XcFZrA
>calling Enson Inoue 'former UFC fighter'
Fuck BloodyElbow
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/7/5/12098606/former-ufc-fighter-demotes-himself-from-bjj-black-belt-to-purple-belt
>>69282776
>yfw he was 12 in that picture
>>69282789
>or in nyc
brock confirmed winning and fighting again
>>69282657
She just got submitted by someone who shouldn't have been in the same cage based on their respective records.
>>69282799
MMA media is such a fucking joke.
>>69282788
hnnng
Is there a more patrician HEEM fantasy than Miesha x Ronda going full lezz on each other?
>>69282657
(((((Female Rickson))))) got utterly BTFO and tapped
>>69282823
At least it'll make for a nice rematch for the title. Bellator might even put it on the main show this time!
>>69282720
all the better to heem you with, my dear
>>69282789
>ywn watch Brocc impregnate your girlfriend
kill me now senpai
>>69282837
>Ronda
Mackenzie lezdomming huge weight cut Gabi Garcia breh
>>69282853
Also a classic pairing. But licc >>> succ
>>69282867
hot. Could you work Joanna in there somehow?
>>69282878
Man has cain gone downhill
>>69282788
What's the advantage in a hyperbaric chamber? More witchcraft?
>>69282837
Magana and Ashlee Evans-Smith
>>69282923
The man lost one fight and was clearly affected by environmental factors
>>69282934
3some with them i mean
would be an improvement if this were the new reebok uniform
I know you're in here janitor. do your job and clean up /tv/ and /int/
>>69282972
Who is this qt?
>>69282972
That's the TUF uniform.
Feels super weird listening to this Mike Goldberg interview (and the buffer one too), as he's always been a cartoon character to me until now.
>>69283005
>mfw Joanna
Best champ, now and forever.
>>69282625
this is the best thread we've had in weeks. schaub bless.
>>69282944
He doesn't look the same, though. Those JDS fights took something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySXjqRdAXDA
>>69283034
>you'll never suck off Bruce "The Voice" Buffer in a LV Walmart parking lot
>>69282992
hey pussy are you still there?
>>69283045
this is cute.
>tfw no gf
>>69283045
Is Megan pedo?
>>69283067
no homo stuff with my flag
>>69283086
nothing gay about sucking a dick famalam
so, so Jon, you just want..you just want me to suck your fucking dick? like you just told me backstage, Jon?
>Single mother Brye Russillo claims her 12-pound breasts are forcing her to compete in a heavier MMA division
>>69283154
she should get milked before weigh ins
>>69283154
Seriously being a titty monster in WMMA must suck, literally have to fight bigger women because you were blessed by baby jesus
>>69283154
Are white women a meme?
>>69283022
Fuck you and your shit taste.
Team "Claudia can rub her semi developed penis on my face all day" til I die
>>69283227
>mfw Abos getting triggered on 'invasion day'
Who else fappin to your boy's boipussi?
>>69282853
i keked
>>69283226
>ESPN Body Issue
Why is this even a thing?
>>69283294
Probably sells shittons more than the regular ones.
>>69283294
people who have taken the human body to its limits should be viewed and worshiped
>>69283304
They should get some of you fat fuckers in there in that case. Cause y'all are definitely pushing the limits on what is considered humanly possible.
>>69283304
>to it's limits
>MMA """"""athletes"""""
>>69283314
i'm 112 lbs lol
>>69283238
>that day they celebrate all that we lost
>all that we lost
WE
>>69283242
f-front a-angle when?
>>69283319
FACT: mma stars are the most POWERFUL athletes in the WORLD
>>69283226
Conor has a nice ass, I find him very attractive, no homo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wsQMyMk6IU
>>69283422
>And enjoy the hostilities, my friends.
>>69283422
>Robin black the type of guy to smack his own ass during sex
>>69283459
stupid thing is his calc is busted
it's totally shit math
>>69283493
131.542KGX9.81N/KGX2.1M/S2
2709N
>>69282837
>HEEM fantasy than Miesha x Ronda going full lezz on each other?
This "Ronda is hot" meme needs to stop
>>69283512
You don't have to pretend to hate her now that she's lost bro
>>69282837
nah, femdom reverse gang bang by rose, page, ham and claudia
Watching those first 3 rounds of DC-Jones reminded how close it actually was for a while, DC completely fades in the 4th and 5th, but those first 3 rounds were so interesting to watch between both of them
>>69283226
Why would he agree to do this? Nate Diaz will probably have some words for him.
>>69282837
Claudia
any press conferences tomorrow?
>>69283422
a bit sick of this cunt
robin black is good 'analyst' meme started with picking holm over rousey but he was more doing it to be contrarian and get attention. now he believes the hype about himself like rousey believed her hype.
>>69282977
Amanda Cooper, TUF finalist this season. Think she was in Invicta also
She beat up Lunch, Englel's best hope of a decent female fighter in the UFC
>>69283535
jesus christ, delete your 4chan account
>>69283552
You one of them there homosexualites?
>>69283564
i want her to sex bully me
>>69283540
202 press conf is tomorrow I think, with Colin Gregory and Nathan Diaz from Stockton Upon Tees
>>69283540
200 isn't it
Y... You're not in my head Jon
I sw..swear not this time
>>69283577
I wanna pump iron in her bum hole.
>>69283576
>>69283600
>tfw Claudia will never suffocate you to death with her anus>>69283600
>>69283525
>ham
fuck off weeb
>>69283603
>tfw she will never sit on your face while she jerks you off and forces you to cum multiple times
Will Lesnar be able to return from the Shadow Realm post 200?
How do I achieve his biceps?
>>69283620
hungry hunto is gonna murder him like dinner after weigh ins
>>69283598
>UFC200 Press Conference today
Didn't know about this, how many bings and bongs? Any one know?
>>69283616
Gonna start wanking now thx
>>69283635
10 bongs 18 bings until UFC 200 press conf
>>69283644
Thanks la
Should Eugene replace Rogan after he leaves? He fits the bill IMO:
Badass
Funny
Smart
BJJ Blackbelt
Opinionated
Has a huge following
>>69283644
srsly
fuckin 5am
>>69283651
hahahhaahaaaha
man the fuck up lad, I am pulling 3 all nighters in a row.
>>69283659
ur gunna ded
>>69283671
nah its fine im being a neet now as im on holiday so i will just sleep during the day
>>69283651
It's a nice even 8pm for us limeys.
But yeah, also pulling 3 all nighters in a row this week, then going back to work on monday, wew
Gonna bash off to Claudia between events
>>69283649
large nazi rant in the middle of every card
could be fun
>>69283673
i think your definition of an all nighter and everyone else's is a touch different
>>69283680
>8pm
Ah shit, wanted it to be at around 10pm. Not sure I'll be able to catch it and meme it up live with you lads
>>69283688
technically no, its an all nighter if you stay up all night but i know what you mean. I did the proper all nighter for the 3 cards in december with only a couple of hours of sleep each day.
>>69283680
>>69283697
Oh and the bloody Euros are on too
Portugal/Wales. Shit.
>>69283550
Yeah she lost to Aspen "Wew" Ladd
>>69283673
> im pulling 3 all nighters wew lads harden up like me
> oh i'll just sleep during the day
> "3 all nighters in a row"
Wew lad
s
>>69283631
That's fresh cream ay
post walkouts
for non title fights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1PfrmCGFnk
for title fights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-rHdSWZLpQ
>>69283708
>futbol
No mate no
Why do people boo him?
>>69283721
i still only sleep like 5 hours but i just dont have anything to do
>>69283735
completely different to here, if i said im pulling 3 all nighters people would assume i meant staying up for 72+ hours, not having a normal sleeping pattern
>>69283734
Because he is fat and he succ Jon's dick XD
>>69283749
i guess, i still fuck up my sleeping pattern but because im dont have anything to do its way easier. Aren't most of the cards early mornings for you guys anyway?
>>69283735
Just razzin ya lad
>>69283749
They don't smoke crystal meth in the UK lolz
>>69283734
On /heem? Jones fans (also known as literal niggers) and people who think memes are real life.
IRL? He gets wrapped up in the mandrama thing and puts on a persona, and then ends up looking silly when his real emotions shine through.
>>69283734
they like jon more i'd assume
dc is a good guy, but i grew up watching jbj destroy
>>69283760
prelims yer, maincard normally ~2pm sundays
>>69283731
Lass I know we did shit but it's still football
>We can spoon.
what did he mean by this?
>>69283839
that Mr. Tate is S H O O K
http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/brock-lesnar/photo-brock-lesnar-pissed-with-reebok-defiles-their-logo-on-his-apparel/
Lads
He's actually going to do it. The madman is already pissed and they don't even have gloves his size
THAT'S A NIKE FIGHT KIT
>>69283872
>People think Hunt has a chance.
My casual friends think Hunt will win, this immediately means he will be KO'd in the second.
>>69283872
AND I MIGHT EVEN GET ON TOP OF BRYAN CARAWAY'S WIFE TONIGHT
>>69283872
is it even tape? didn't look like it in the embedded and as u can see here >>69283839 thats a reebok bag, and he had the full reebok kit on in the interview with megan
so i dunno m8
>>69283898
> Mark, and not Brock, is the favourite among casuals
Wew lad.
>>69283226
>hairless body
low test desu
>>69283929
Yea, my casual friends used to watch this shit but got bored with it when they added manlet weight.
They like dudes like Hendo, Hunt, Lawler etc.
>>69283872
it's been debunked already
that's just the standard reebok training shirt
it looks like there's tape on it because reebok is incapable of producing clothing that doesn't look like shit
How big is Brock dick? He has huge hands and you know what they say about people who have huge hands...
>>69284036
Huge gloves?
>>69283708
can Portugal pull it off again?
>>69284036
huge gloves xD
>>69284036
i was just thinking this
>tfw 6ft2 with small hands and dick
>>69284048
I bloody hope not
Unless it means Germany thrash them 7-1 in which case by all means. Let them continue their run of not winning a single game in 90 minutes
>>69275503
WTF
nunez is a lesbian?
what about the other chicks? any more lesbians?
or fag male fighters?
lads, if brock wins, will this be the biggest upset since nate beat conor?
>>69284036
>read post
>look at flag
is there a time where you wont talk about your gay fetishes on here m8 its really annoying
>>69284096
Nah, if it was anyone else who dabbled in mandrama and came back 5 years later to fight Mark Hunt, then yeah it'd be an upset. This is Brock though, he's literally a freak athlete and no one's counting him out. Bisping beating Luke is a bigger "upset"
>>69284111
S
>>69284101
LOL
>>69284101
Pretty sure that's average, m8
>>69284111
I refuse to believe men with XS-M hands exist. I'm not even tall and I have L- XL hands according to this.
>>69284126
>performance enhancing drugs
>"""""""freak""""""" athlete
You got that right.
>>69284168
The average is 6.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
>>69284111
on a second examination, that chart is fucked
the values on the hand are different from the values in the key
>>69284168
nah average its below 6 inches im pretty sure
>200 Press con
>202 Press con
>RDA vs Alvarez
>Joanna vs Claudius
>ufc 200
This week can't get any comfier
>>69284254
>watching UFC
Zuffa shill fuck off, true fight fans now that UFC is just over commercialised crap. We much prefer watching real organisations like RIZIN and ONE.
>>69283226
>body edition
>just a bunch of mens asses
>>69284266
"NO"
>>69284266
What about EFN? I know it's on Fight Pass but it's good.
>>69284305
cris angel is a huge fan, hes always at those press conferences
>>69284297
ueeehhhhh FAIGHT NAIGHTSUHHH
>>69284181
he is a freak athlete. You take all the PED's you want in 10 years and you wont even be half as big as brock
>>69284349
i feel like this is staged
>>69284351
what about this
>>69283598
I'm hype for the 202 press conference more than anything, I want to watch McGregor squirm. Do you think Diaz will mention the naked photo shoot?
>>69284358
nah thats legit funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpdZz216S-c
>TEENG
>>69284363
i wonder if he will still try to talk shit or be more humble. I bet he doesnt show up again lel
>>69283866
>brock lesnar makes suggestive comments to your wife right in front of you
>you're an mma fighter and there is literally nothing you can do to stop him
BEAST INCARNATE
>>69284370
TEEM, IS SO SAHHRY TEEM
>>69284377
Lesnar beasting Tate while Caraway tries to stop him might be the only cuck porn I'd ever watch.
What the fuck is up with you people and shitting on Caraway?
>>69283872
Look how happy she is to be near him
>>69284370
teeng keenedy is natty right lads
how do I achieve that mode
>>69284390
he weighs less than her, manlet, average face
how did he get so lucky? yes i jelly
>>69284405
train ufc until usada shows up
>>69284327
Exactly! Steroids doesn't even do much more than natural supplements to be honest.
>>69284390
The fish hook and Cat Zingano brah.
> Bryan Caraway is a fookin vagoina
>>69284181
Fuck off Brendan
>>69284405
drink the blood of the children you murdered after illegally invading a sovereign nation
>>69284327
What if you started taking them when you were 10 years old like Bork and other """freak""" Americuck athletes do?
>>69284433
libcuck pls
>>69284405
>>69284405
yo dutchman i have a question
can a person survive in your country without speaking any dutch? jobs wise i mean, let's assume said person speaks english fluently
>>69284445
Just when i thought this meme couldn't get any better you come back with this. In my 30+ years of browsing this website i have never been so impressed by a meme.
>>69284436
>man inherits genes that make him literally look like a fucking viking
>man takes advantage of genes to physically dominate others
>estrogen eating, fluoride drinking numales get jelly
checks out
>>69284436
youd be a midget because steroids stop you from growing although they would make your dick very big
>>69284254
Where the hell is this 202 press conference this week shit come from? I've not seen it anywhere except here
this guy slaps your gf's ass
what do?
>>69284452
Do Dutch people even speak Dutch?
>>69284433
shaddup
>>69284460
feed him a meat based diet for 5 years
>>69284460
I'm gonna tell Sable
>>69284452
if you're not going to farmland then yes easily
>>69284436
Why are potatocoons so fucking stupid? Is it the gypsy blood mingling with the brain damaged viking rape blood from centuries ago?
>>69284481
no its because everyone with a brain fled that shithole island centuries ago
>>69284454
pic related is what a viking looks like
Bork Lesnar looks like parental neglect
>>69284491
you've got it backwards mr.burger
the people who leave are the ones too stupid to get a job here
>>69284481
>Ireland
>"Gypsy blood"
lolwut yer not fucken serious are ya m8?
>>69282933
One full years training in a single day
>>69284463
yes we're not cucks like the irish
>>69284495
no food on entire island
gee i better stay
also, if i remember right ireland was still an island of fur wearing savages well into the 14th and 15th centuries
>>69284454
>literally look like a fucking viking
Uneducated child please go learn a thing or two about the vikings before calling them a master race of unbeatable warriors.
>>69284519
>no food on entire island
>Amerinignog education
>>69284473
Well shit
Can't arsed with a Goobs conference this week on top of the 200 one
Why didn't they plan this shit out
>>69284478
thanks, i'll learn it anyway just in case
have some mrs russillo for (You)
>>69284492
Brock is a Jakked white boi, get over it
lads, I'm in a webming mood, I'm taking webm requests
>>69284521
>before calling them a master race of unbeatable warriors.
putting abo cock in your mouth so often must be difficult, why would you put words in mine?
Vikings werent unbeatable, but if you say they werent scary to face off against you are retarded
>>69284527
i noticed you dodged the accusations of loin cloths
>>69284527
Potatoes aren't food. Ask Canada
>>69284554
Retard getting antsy.
Maybe you shouldn't imply that the vikings all looked like Brock Lesnar you utter nonce.
>>69284549
edgar wrestlefucking maynard into oblivion
aldo bitching and crying about eyepokes in the mendes fight
>>69284554
>i noticed you dodged the accusations of loin cloths
i'm sorry, I thought calling your niggercuck education into question once per post was sufficient
>>69284571
>edgar wrestlefucking maynard into oblivion
which one of the 3 was that?
>>69284566
>Maybe you shouldn't imply that the vikings all looked like Brock Lesnar you utter nonce
>implying i implied
did i say the mother fucker stepped out of a time machine?
i said "like" a viking, meaning close too, not exactly.
how much abo blood you have mayte?
>>69284572
two dodges in a row
>>69283839
What is this referring to?
>>69284589
new embedded, Miesha said something about how there is no space for her to sit to sign the posters, Brock said they can spoon.
>>69284588
Nigger there would be next to no one living in those times who was as large as Brocky. Medieval Europeans were actually quite little by today's standards.
> fuck all food
> short, violent, stressful ass life.
>>69284585
3, blue trunks for maynard, ufc 136
it's here anyway, i was just memeing
http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/829216/4.gif
but yeah, if you can make a webm from aldo bitching and crying about eyepokes it will be pretty fun
>>69284619
looks like that big short guy from jersey shore
>>69284601
i thought brock was married
Daniel Cormier vs. Jon Jones 3.50 vs. 1.33
Brock Lesnar vs. Mark Hunt 2.50 vs. 1.60
Miesha Tate vs. Amanda Nunez 1.40 vs. 2.50
Jose Aldo vs. Frankie Edgar 2.00 vs. 1.90
Travis Browne vs. Cain Velasquez 1.45 vs. 1.35
Julianna Pena vs. Cat Zingano 2.55. vs. 1.55
Kelvin Gastelum vs. Johny Hendricks 2.00 vs. 1.85
TJ Dillashaw vs. Raphael Assuncao 1.25 vs. 4.30
Sage Northcutt vs. Enrique Marin 1.30 vs. 3.75
Joe Lauzon vs. Diego Sanchez 1.87 vs. 1.95
Thiago Santos vs. Gegard Mousasi 3.25 vs. 1.38
Takanori Gomi vs. Jim Miller 3.10 vs. 1.40
thoughts?
I think Cain is a bigger favorite against Browne than Jones is to Cormier, and Aldo is not a favorite? lel
>>69284616
>>69284572
Unfortunately you can't talk like this on /heem/.
>>69284254
When the fuck is the 202 press conference?
>>69284630
It was bants
>>69284616
>>69284616
>>69284616
jesus fucking christ, do you ever read my posts?
where did i say that bjork was a carbon copy of a viking?
>next to no one living in those times who was as large
>what are proportions
yeah every one was small, but vikings were a bit taller
>>69284639
The odds on Hendricks/Gastelum are off IMO, sure Hendricks lost to Thompson but he still did well vs Robbie and GSP and should have probably won one of those split decisions.
Hunt should be a bigger favourite too since he is on a good run and Brock hasn't fought in like 5 years.
Cain/Browne seems fine since its HW and Cain has been injured for a long time.
I give DC more chance than most people do, the first fight was closer than people remember (I had DC up 2-1 going into the third). With a couple of adjustments he can win the fight, plus Jones didn't look great vs OSP.
>>69284634
if i remember correctly, there's another one when aldo bitched and cried about a kick to the crotch
you gotta love aldo
>>69284657
JUST BANTER BRAH
>>69284657
niggerfaggot
>>69284672
on its way
>>69284549
Dos Anjos vs sotoropolous
>>69284670
hendricks has issues with no real training camp and weight.
>>69284549
http://www.mmafighting.com/2013/4/12/4215844/cat-zingano-my-style-is-pretty-funky
>>69284721
sure but his weight was on point last time around, also Gastelum hasn't beaten a top tier guy yet.
>>69284672
>>69284707
foot went straight in his sack
>>69284634
aldo looks huge physique wise in this fight
>>69284749
and people seriously claim he looked exactly the same at 194
>>69284669
Lolz shut up faggit you know damn well that when you likened Brock to a viking you were drawing similarities between his size and what you thought was common for Vikings based on a fucking hollywood myth.
Don't need to get angry m80 it's a common misconception.
>>69284739
i guess its also where people see them at in their careers, people see hendricks on the way down, another guy who is struggling in usada era. Gastelum still on upwards swing.
![johny-hendricks-looking-fat-with-sandwich[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/90K1nEa.jpg "johny-hendricks-looking-fat-with-sandwich[1]")
>>69284721
Bigg Rigg cleaned up his diet m8
>>69282789
>Gives absolutely no credit to Alistair for heeming the shit out of his digestive tract with his giga niga shins
Sour grapes desu.
>>69284768
>you likened Brock to a viking you were drawing similarities between his size and what you thought was common for Vikings
>vikings were bigger
>vikings were scary
>vikings had fearsome rep
>vikings got BTFO when facing people who knew which end of the spear to use
>Brok is big
>Broc is scary
>Bjork had rep
>Bkroj lost face after his last two fights
it also doesnt hurt hes blonde haired blue eyed
you just cant read words and think you can read minds across the internet
Brock v Ngannou
who is the better bull?
>>69284832
You can just bow out and not even have to admit to anyone that you don't know shit and got blown the fuck out. Just don't reply.
Can someone give me an exact time for when the 202 press conference starts?
>>69284864
>Just don't reply
cant read
is pointed to the fact that he cant read
"i still win"
fag
>>69284869
just check the ufc youtube tomorrow. there'll be a countdown on there for the stream
>>69284707
thanks for your time, i feel extra memey today, something great is coming lads, i predict dee's thongs
https://wwwDOTNORMIEbook:com/Jonbones.Jones/videos/920700371373508/
Are you ready? cause jonny surely is
Do you think Olivi was wet sitting so close to Bork?
>>69284940
I love meme's
>>69284955
Her type is neotenous Mexican manlet so idk fambam
>>69284980
can confirm, chicanas tend to get insanely wet when they are near white jacked tall handsome edgy european males likes me
>>69284994
She's Italian and Polish.
>>69285000
they love spain so i can confirm that too
>>69284980
Yeah, I think she is a pedo. She prob got off to Weidman and Edgar's kids wrestling.
>>69285011
Conor gave up on the faggy haircuts, that's an upgrade.
>>69284994
>>69285021
> chicanas
> Olivi
Hijo, I am disappoint
>>69285072
This. Maybe he's becoming a real fighter.
mcgoobs is gonna spout delusional shit and look like a massive fucking dickhead.
>>69285106
el chapo will come prepared
>>69285106
oi waz innifishunt wif moi enaji, ett woll not appen a sekund toime oi weel finsh dat mon wif a gogoplata in a rownd
>>69285106
> Media obligations detracted from my training
> I was over trained
He's just getting warmed up..
>>69285106
He won't look like a dickhead because his fans cheer him on regardless
>>69285161
trying too hard
why are two spots on this event still TBD?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ultimate_Fighter:_Team_Joanna_vs._Team_Cl%C3%A1udia#The_Ultimate_Fighter_23_Finale
>>69284330
>smarbamik
What a fucking goof
>oi am still de greatest, dis time tings will be different, mark moi words boyo, it's over for you at 202
>*mumble mumble* tapped like a little beetch WHAT
>crowd goes apeshit
>tfw if the preceding two events are shit it will kill your vibe for 200
>>69285238
Have you tried scrolling upwards?
>>69285260
https://www.instagram.com/smarbamik/
seems like a nice enough guy
what would possess him to write such a thing
>>69285273
>tfw it will not
>>69285072
It's probably his worst haircut
Tied with the 189 "haven't showered in a week" look
With or without tattoos?
>>69285345
without, only good tattoo in UFC is mark hunts.
>>69285345
Memetoos are never good.
>>69283603
Wew
>>69285357
which one?
>>69285345
Without, always
Although Conor's heart eating gorilla tattoo was interesting
His tiger tat and his name are literal shit
>>69285357
That thing on his neck?
Come on now man
>>69285383
on his right arm
>>69285408
Always reminds me of a swastika
>>69283872
YOU JUST KNOW
>>69285408
looks like a swastika when you catch it right
>>69285424
Same, I just see part of it and a swastika instantly comes to mind.
>>69285345
He was a better fighter without the tattoos.
>>69285408
what is says anyways? brock is ded on hebrew?
>>69285442
>>69285432
>>69285424
Hahaha really? Funny looking swastika, family, lolz hebrew letters might aswel be the furthest possible thing
>>69285492
Not when you look at it clearly obviously, but it motion or when you can just see part of it it sort of looks like one.
>>69285506
True; heem would be amused to learn that Swastikas tattooed onto brown faces is actually common in parts of NZ lel.
>Cruz is white
>Cruz has no friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEfrR0TvaUA
>>69285636
rockhold is such a faggot
>>69285575
I know some stoners who are sort of Hindus and they have swastikas all over their place (although usually they're in the opposite direction of the nazi ones and have a dot in each field)
>>69285636
how do I learn Cruz's movement?
>>69285770
training and analyzing old boxers
sir
have you bought fight pass yet
you didn't think i would forget did you haha
Any ideas for me to watch 200 live? People were just talking about mirroring fightpass accounts with python scripts in the previous thread.
>>69283550
>beat up Lunch
>Tate is training in the hyperbolic time chamber
When will Cell make his UFC debut or is he exclusively fighting for Cell Games?
>>69285345
every tattoo is shit
Post sexy men
i hate jon jones
>>69285834
https://account.viaplay.no/package
199kr for en måned
>>69286021
me 2
hope dc heems his ass
>>69286023
bork bork
>>69285649
back up dude
>>69286023
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
Yeah ok greit nok.
who /truefitefan/ here
pic related, it's me
>>69285834
on fight night, go to http://www.reddit.com/r/mmastreams
one thing reddit is good for
if you want the best quality and most reliable stream download acestream and use the acestream link that will be posted there
but there will be flash streams as well
>>69286052
English is literally derived from norse and it's incredibly tedious and inflexible in comparison fyi.
Enjoy your crimerate.
>>69285834
acestream links for main cards here
http://arenavision.in/agenda
>tfw no mma lessons as kid due to fringe sprort status
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt3n1UH6iOs
>>69286038
after seeing last jj fight i think its actually possible, fingers crossed,
>>69286111
bork bork
>>69286137
maybe the powerlifting has a negative impact on his speed
>>69286136
based
>>69286144
You're never gonna get to me with that flag friend.
>>69286136
>tfw almost signed up for BJJ classes in 2000 because my older brother was a fightfan but my overprotective mommy put the kibosh on it
>>69286185
>mum cucked
beta-lyf
Only martials arts gym near me was a tae kwon do mcdojo that i knew was bullshit so i dropped out
>tfw could have been the goat if it was an mma one
>>69286136
>tfw didn't start wrestling in time to make it worth while
We could have been something
>>69286158
Yeah and potential spinal injuries his form on squats and deads is hideous, I can't believe he paid a gym to teach him how to ego crane a barbell. Jackson's strength and conditioning coaches would have been fucking spewing.
>>69286158
I would love to see /fit/ get BTFO if that was the case but I doubt it desu
>>69286144
Gona hear a lot of bork bork now that you joined us outside the EU mate, i hear you bongs want to set up some kind of trade union with us and a few other nordics
>did Judo as a kid but it was a mcdojo, was a blue belt at 8
>I still remember when I was a yellow belt and this white belt from my school who was older than me came in and flipped me all over the place because he was bigger
>>69286243
that is the case, but i think he might offset that negative impact from lifting by practicing his movement more and stretching
>>69286144
>literally repeat another poster's "bork bork"
>get 2 (You)s
>"you're never gonna get to me"
>>69286177
>>69286269
Bork bork lad.
>>69286136
>tfw got into a muay-thai gym but the coaches let me spar with people 3 feet longer and 50kg heavier than me when I was 7
>coaches yelled at me for not being able to land a proper headkick
>tfw did taekwondo as a kid
shittiest discipline out of all of them
>>69286309
When will Luke come out of the closet?
>>69286334
Taekwondo huh? That's funny.
>>69286325
Or there could be two posters genius.
>>69286269
Don't entertain this crooked tooth'd bong plis, I'm sure he even looks like a troll. He's such a stereotypical britshit it's plain sad.
>>69286334
According to Rogan it's only shit if you were at a bad gym/school.
>>69286427
according to rogan you can feel wifi
>>69286418
Just going to put this in perspective for you again mate
>bork bork
>these reactions
>F-fucking crooked teeth! I'm s-sure you l-look like a TROLL! Fucking steroetypical britshit! >:(!
Does bork bork actually mean something horribly offensive in Norwegian or something? Wasn't expecting this kind of butthurt.
>>69286427
Rogan has admitted that TKD was basically useless when it came to kickboxing.
> le hands down memekick "fighting" style
>>69286464
i guess abusing psychodelis shows somewhere, a firend of mine sayshe sees "people/aliens" sometimes while not high on anything
>>69286334
We didn't know better senpai
>>69286290
How was it a McDojo? Did you ever compete or even do randori?
>>69286498
I guess you don't even know why you're posting if you don't understand why people reply to your immature responses.
>>69286534
Just to confirm, then, you're angry because I said bork bork
Good to know, Anders, thanks.
>>69286568
>i say you're mad so i win
>meanwhile look at my laughing reaction image, i'm so not mad look how not mad i am
>>69286516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lpl_7w8-jTE
>>69286613
what have I got to be mad about?
bork bork mates.
>>69286618
Unfortunately you can't post stuff like that on /heem/.
>>69286568
k tryhard.
>>69286531
Well I think the fact that they were giving blue belts out to 8 year olds is a clue
I did go to a tournament once I think
but maybe it was fine and I have no one to blame but myself for not becoming an elite judoka
I ended up dropping it to play divegrass
got BTFO
>>69286618
Something really hot about that.
>>69286701
Is it that you can literally see the shape of the implants in her breasts?
>>69286630
My fantasy is getting a UFC
with Bisbing vs Rockhold
Ronda vs Miesha
on the same card and have Rockhold/Ronda loose again...
Imagine the salt levels...
>>69286739
>loose
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/7/6/12102566/bethe-correia-claudia-gadelha-constant-online-sexual-harassment-ufc-news
>>69286690
I always thought children were the only ones who received blue belts in judo. It's not like you got a blue belt in BJJ as an 8 year old. Your gym could have still been shit, but if you were sparring and competing then that's usually all you need to know that it's not a McDojo/bullshido. When you have 8 year olds with black belts, expensive contracts, and you don't learn shit or go "live" then you need to abort.
>>69286831
Nasty, how can you jack it to those two?
>>69286723
He's just confusing his own gay adoration for Conor with this whore's ploy to gain followers.
>>69286831
Great news for fight week
This is the cutting edge stuff fightfans need to know.
Tired of all this controversy and bullshit going on when there's an event.
>>69286831
>Correia trying to stay relevant by making up an obviously fictitious story
Unless she said "guys send me messages of them masturbating to pictures of me with a magic marker blacking out my bulldog face" then I refuse to believe her
Also
>especially from foreign people
Guarantee its 90% Indian
>>69284639
aldo looks like easy money
>>69286936
>Guarantee its 90% Indian
Would explain why she doesn't get turned on
>>69286906
>he doesn't appreciate Bethe's bunda
This general is for fight fans only
>>69286986
Kek
>>69286831
>We get messages not only from fans, but also from pervs all the time. It's annoying, I get messages like this 'I fantasize about you hitting me.' It's very weird.
>>69283576 >>69283576 >>69283576
>>69286986
Kek
>>69286334
good way to get athletic shit way to get good
>>69286912
I actually have no strong feelings about Conor. Please don't project your asshurt onto me.
>>69286904
are these real life men?
>>69286993
I was born in the ass molded by it i didn't come out of the ass until i was already a man, my taste have been refined over the years, i'm a face and legs man now
>>69286626
Sore shins just watching it lad
>>69287045
>>69286993
Forgot pic
>>69287078
Good taste
>>69286136
This feel
>>69286626
>7th Degree Taekwondo Blackbelt vs. Muay Thai Champion
https://youtu.be/9Jg7eqiyFwc
>>69286831
As if girl's don't leave suggestive comments on Rockhold's instagram. Schaub says he gets random vag pics from multiple girls every week, Rogan gets them too.
>>69287034
Sorry I thought I was the one lacking humor Kalle.
>>69287078
She's definitely pretty lad but strong 404 where it matters lolz
>>69287078
>Longbody McNotits
>tfw no irish flag anymore
>tfw union jack
>>69286831
Holy fuck the comments section
>>69287169
Why did you move?
>>69287037
>numales
>men
Irish American here. Any other Conor fans still around?
>>69287115
>diarrhea colored skin
>dark hair
If her hair and skin colour and not lack of tits and ass is your deal breaker then LOL
> virgin from /pol/ detected
>>69287204
American*
>>69287078
there is nothing feminine about this body
shes as curved as a straw
>>69287252
Now that's a woman!
>>69287217
her not being human is of course a deal breaker mark hunt
>>69287224
nice try, i'm more irish than you
>>69287122
Wish there was more muay thai speak here.
Reminder that Lion Fight 30 is on the 8th too.
>>69283154
her wraps are terrible, is she just some model who says she does MMA ?
>>69287274
Sure you are burger, sure you are
>>69287183
to see if i could get a job lel
if i get the brexit blues i'll just go home
>>69286626
Good video, the Thai fighter had great heart
>>69284549
can you do miesha getting berried by cat?
>>69287275
Is Muay Thai/Kickboxing strong in Canada? Seeing quite a few of your lads around lately in Glory, etc.
>>69287288
lol i knew that would trigger you
feels good to be literally zero percent irish
>>69287354
100% fatass lol
>>69286664
bork bork
>>69287393
lmao @ ur 'life', i've been training longer than anyone here and i'm in better shape than anyone here, i'll literally break you in half
>>69287283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDpNE7-Z_ys
>>69287278
Kinda looks like Miesha's reminiscing over those knees..
>>69287434
Invicta should just make them fight nude like the ancient Greeks.
>>69287278
>proud canadian living the american dream
>>69283034
my poem threads are better
>>69287434
gross eyes on both of them
>>69287439
>reminiscing over something that hadn't happened yet
>>69287354
Good on you for not being one of those insuffrable americunts who pretend to be irish
Why would you ever, EVER fucking want to be irish
>says the brit
>>69287322
I had spent the morning working on a script that would easily and effortlessly make webms, esp directly from fightpass. I thought I'd finally figured it out, but it turns out it still needs some work
>>69287274
> her not being human
> your deal breaker
So 2 things m8, firstly people that feign disgust at attractive girls are just virgins projecting repressed resentment towards females (you're being obvious brah) and secondly you don't need to worry about deal breakers in your life because deal breakers require a girl that's actually interested in you (dws brah dw)
>>69287122
Lot of butthurt in the comments of that video. Do people really fall for the TKD meme?
>>69287537
I'm a quarter irish and the main reason I like it is because it gave me gorgeous curly brown hair bud
where is predictionbro?
>>69287557
>attractive
>turd with teeth
>>69287413
LOL HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TRAINING NIGGER??
>Charlie Zelenoff is that u br0?
>>69287581
I'm also a quarter Irish, don't know if that's why I have curly brown hair too but I'll tell you it looks fucking shit now I'm starting to go bald. Reckon I'm about 5 years away from going Hendricks mode
>potato genes
>>69287278
look like porno whores
>>69287506
Even if you say that it's still what I see.
>>69287578
TKD is great for TKD tournaments though.
Does anyone post on BloodyElbow?
>>69287581
>gorgeous
>brown
>>69287633
Which currently signed WMMA fighter would make the best pornstar and what would they excel in?
>Meisha anal scenes
>>69287633
without 5 pounds of makeup their faces are atrocities
>>69287632
I got lucky and have a pretty strong hairline still. At least the chicks dug it while you were young bro.
hopefully you don't go full Hendricks mode though
>>69287677
it is gorgeous brown
my hair is literally nicer than Elias'
>>69287578
took away elbows, clinching and knees away from muay thai guy too.
>>69287718
All women are like this, breh.
>>69287714
>currently signed
Fuck you, still picking Gina.
>>69287720
Nah it's still easily disguisable at 26 but as soon as it becomes obvious I'm going bald+beard. I know it's overdone but it's the only option I have imo.
>>69287634
But why do they get mad when they lose stylistic match ups outside of their ruleset?
>>69287720
brown is pleb tier
>>69287750
is that why you're into men?
>you will never hypnotize Miesha Tate
Who /UFC FIGHT WEEK/ here?
>>69287326
I'm on the border of Ontario and Michigan. Its seems to centralize most in Toronto/GTA and Montreal. I could hop over the border to Michigan and find a Muay Thai easy - but that's really not possible for me to do.
When MMA blew up and many gyms sprung up over the course of a few years, MT instruction disappeared in the city. Damn shame.
>>69287899
you can tell that guy is in the biz for the molesty side benefits.
Santino Edgar rekt C.J Weidman LMAO
>>69287775
yeah I'm 28 and I have a feeling I don't have too long left. all of the men on my dad's side are bald but I think it comes from the mother's side? I'm not sure
and don't go bald+beard dude go number one buzz + scruff
>>69287855
>brown is pleb tier
my rich mahogany is not pleb tier
>this polish cuck
>>69288003
>I don't have class
>>69287797
They're immature and reactionary because they feel like they're getting it rubbed in their faces.
It's the 'one guy speaks for all of us' syndrome, they should just disown them instead.
>>69288003
>rooting for both
>>69287437
>Yes
>>69288003
This chick is on steroids right? Nice "sport" you got there
>>69287714
Miesha in multiple sextapes with me.
>>69288089
it's not about how much you can roid, it's about how much you can roid and not get caught
>>69288089
nope she passed all of her random blood tests by the best doping testing agency in the world, dummy, go back to watching f level athletes in the world's most boring sport football
>>69287920
Its like that in Aus too, quite centralised if a few hotspots. I'm on west coast, so its quite close to thailand. People go their learn stuff, come back and teach it here.
Fuck this shit, who wants to watch some Vale Tudo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26ka_H1yLzw
>>69288116
>"best doping agency in the world"
It's a fact that women cant get muscles like that without roids unless they actually have testicles
>>69288089
no she's been tested a lot and hasn't failed once
>you will never be hired to transport Claudia Gadelha's piss and have her "accidentally" spill the sample all over you
>>69288089
I was thinking about this earlier and using those kinds of termionology for MMA just fucking annoys the shit out of me.
UFC is just entertainment, and MMA is just literal brawling which sport was made to emulate. But it's at all nothing like disciplinary competition like soccer or boxing or whatever.
>>69288170
>t. irish zilch who has never worked out in his life
>>69288191
bork bork
>>69288191
>soccer
>>69288116
>>69288170
She's been tested once or twice in the last 6 months and she's from a gym notorious for roiding.
You're hopelessly naive if you think there's any question about a large amount of the UFC's current signed fighters.
Not saying I'm sure about Gadehla but I mean it's quite obvious.
>>69288209
I have 16 inch guns but I never roided, there are plenty of men who roid and have smaller mucles than her
>>69288254
NEW
>>69287122
>>69286626
the kickboxer would loose against this guy too
>>69288003
Now we know who sends her the "I want you to sit on my face" private messages.
There is
L I T E R A L L Y
...nothing more pathetic than commenting on female athletes/stars Instagram posts in an attempt to flirt with them
>>69288248
t. i'm just making shit up
>>69288170
> muscles like that
She is fucking tiny lad. Midsection is slightly distended but that's about it.
> Paddy Holohan detected (again)
>>69287128
>Schaub says he gets random vag pics from multiple girls every week
He would say that.
>>69288268
this
commenting on any female public figure's social media to flirt with them is displaying to the world how pathetic you are
>>69288266
If you notice at the end. Duke Roufus starts talking about how low-kicks took no talent. Then he went to Thailand......
>>69288248
All drug tests are a joke though, in sport or in the world place. To pass a urine test, all you need is a condom of clean piss tied to your balls. I dont know how you fool a blood test but no doubt many people do. The prevalence of roids in sport is pretty sad overall, it killed any interest in cycling and the olympics.
>>69288221
kek
>>69288178
imagine if it 'accidentally' fell in your mouth m8
>>69288178
>>69288331
>"Personally, I never had a guy approaching me and doing something," Gadelha said. "But on anonymous Senegalese fishing forums it happens all the time. We get messages not only from fans, but also from pervs all the time. It's annoying, I get messages like this 'I fantasize about spilling your piss sample in my mouth.' It's very weird. Some men send pictures of sad frogs.
>>69288313
the problem hear is the TKD fighter didnt loose because kicks it was the power rear hand of the muay thai guy.thats my point.the kickboxer would loose not because kicks but his rear hand of the muay thai guy
>>69288320
>>69288248
>>69288174
>>69288116
THANKS USADA WE DID IT!!!!!!!
>>69288278
You can find it on google in 2 minutes mong. These things are reported on.
>>69288320
I think it's getting much better though, it's not a dealbreaker for me at least, UFC has always been mainly a show and I don't care about sports in general anyway.
>>69287278
Cat is really pretty hot. I would say Cat and Jessica Eye are the most attractive girls in the UFC.
>>69287750
>All women are like this, breh.
australia speaks the truth.
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