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7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Lineker vs McDonald
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Glory 32 - Adamchuk vs Varga
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - TBA
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
Previous thread: >>69263686
News:
>Mickey Gall doesn't want to be known as the guy who fought CM Punk
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/4/12047352/mickey-gall-doesn-t-want-to-be-known-as-the-cm-punk-guy-any-more
>Gouti-Laprise added to UFC on Fox 21
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/thibault-gouti-vs-chad-laprise-joins-vancouvers-ufc-on-fox-21-lineup
>Belal Muhammad training despite adherence to Ramadan
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/4/12070464/belal-muhammad-training-for-ufc-debut-against-alan-jouban-during
Other links:
>UFC 200 Embedded EP 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pTWu_XBNyM
>UFC 200: It's Time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mehYIYq4egE
Schaub is God
artem
lanky lightweight btfo
>>69274105
>6'3
>lightweight
I wonder how much he cuts desu
>>69274068
>Belal Muhammad training despite adherence to Ramadan
Shouldn't he be more careful?
Also:
>"I'm a fight fan first, so I want to put on exciting fights," Muhammad said. "I don't want to be the guy that lays and prays and holds the guy down, because I know fans don't like that type of thing. In this sport, if you don't have any fans, there's no point. You're not gonna get any money, because that's where the money comes from: the fans. The fans wanting to watch you fight."
Neat.
>they don't want you to win
>>69274138
>"I feel like building myself up, I didn't want to fight any cans. I didn't want to fill my record fighting scrubs, I wanted to fight the best in the world. My goal isn't to make it to the UFC, it's to be champion."
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/7/5/12097664/ufc-belal-muhammad-alan-jouban-remember-my-name-200-fight-night
I also remember seeing a ruse tweet on his page about him wanting to fight Brock Lesnar
He seems like someone who either uses /heem/ or r/mma, he reeks of internet mannerisms
>>69274163
>>69274219
>medium rare
go rare or go home
>>69274163
heh
>>69274163
nice SUCCer
>rogan hating on the machinist
fuck you rogan what movie have you been in
glad to see the hendricksteak meme back in /heem/
>CAUSE I'M HUNGREEE
>CAUSE I'M HUNGREEE
t. this is shitposting and ain't even mad about it
CUTE
>>69274391
>>69274353
at least its somewhat relevant unlike some other memes, best just to not mention them or give them (YOU)s
>>69274068
I want to believe in Alvarez, what are my chances /heem/?
>>69274391
>>69274413
I would
>>69274353
the steak meme is dead burgers are the way to get Bigg now
dont eat the fries though
>>69274440
What the hell? Don't be a frickin' poof, support you're countryman Hafalel "El Pride Dos Brazil" Dos Angios
>>69274482
>What size ? Did it put up a fight?
>>69274508
B-But the odds anon...they are calling me ;___;
>El
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69274482
>>69274535
>lose a couple fights to elite fighters in the worlds most elite mixed martial arts league
>take some time off for your family, post pics online
>people shit talk you for not having any fight left in you
Do you think Doms competitive side is the reason for him not having any friends?
How do we solve manlet divisions.
>>69274637
let the jap orgs have them
>>69274532
>>69274413
wait where did the webm go
less than 20% posts in this thread are actually MMA topics or discussion. Seriously take your meme shit to >>>/b/
>>69274659
thanks for your contribution
>>69274637
Why is her left leg so skinny
>>69274594
Take the odds on Nunes instead
Will Aldo come back better than ever? or is his career over and chin deleted
>>69274683
one sided movement training
Rogan talking about Bigg Riggs steakhouse lol
>>69274719
Man, I hope he comes back strong. It'll be sad if his 13 seconds with McGregor ends up being the climax of his career
>>69274090
Thank you Based Schaub.
>>69274847
steak
>>69274847
I made homemade pizza bud
>>69274847
It's breakfast time, jerk. How many breakfasts a day should a true /heem/er have?
does anybody else go dump after breakfast?
>>69274917
It's half 12 in the morning Spain what's this about breakfast
>>69274883
was it good adan?
Have you guys heard how dope Fight Pass is?
>>69275059
Yeah bro I have like 50 cracked accounts some of these goofs even buy the ppv's so I can watch it on there's and not have to find a stream.
>>69275124
Please share
Cute
Dey become panic grapplers when dey face me
>>69275210
The look in her eye you just KNOW...
Dey become panic boxers when dey face me
>>69275137
I would bro, but the last account I shared on /heem/ got locked because you guys are fucking idiots too stupid to use the ufctv.py script, spammed logins and tried to change the pw.
>>69274984
I wish I was adan.
And yeah, it was pretty good.
>>69274847
Mashed potato with cream cheese, sweet potato, grilled chicken, boiled eggs and cappelletti.
>>69274883
Nice
>rogan didnt even know maynard is still in the ufc
MY SIDES
>>69275277
why bud? that dude got lit the fuck up
I had some pizza today too, it was cold though still pretty good
>>69275265
I logged into that account but didn't know that's what became of it
Do they get PPV's?
[email protected]
Plz bro
>>69275323
Do you have the ufctv.py script and know how to run it?
>>69275355
Nah, but do you even need it?
Reminder that TRUE fight fans are looking forward to Bellator 158 and not that over commercialised crap that is UFC 200.
>>69274068
>Mir has asked for his release from the UFC
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/5/12101562/frank-mir-requests-his-release-from-the-ufc
I didn't see any of you goofs talking about this
>>69275420
>talking about UFC
we only watch RIZIN and ONE here.
>>69275420
Frank Mir will sign with the WWE
>>69275420
I'll miss Frank to be honest. His rivalries with Brock and Big Nog are fond memories.
who /EFC/ here
>>69275461
I feel like people don't understand he legit hates Brock
It's not mandrama
>I rate Pancrase
>>69275454
Why did Brock decide to come back against this lads
Why couldn't he just fight some can
>>69275520
>I rate UFC
fucking Zuffa shill, too close minded to understand there is plenty of better MMA outside your little bubble.
Philip Brooks has been signed to UFC since December 2014 and has remained undefeated since then.
>reminder that a significant amount of OneFC events are on youtube
>>69275393
Yeah
cheeto fingered nerds getting BTFO by rogan and schaub
>>69275699
how does gall think that heeming him will put anything other than "the cm punk guy"
that was literally what they signed him to the UFC for
>>69275716
Why? I thought you could just watch shit without the need of a script
This jre us changing my life.
I was a loser pothead going nowhere.
But now I have a goal and I'm gonna achieve it.
>>69275547
He didn't decide who to fight
UFC was desperate for a draw so they called WWE and begged them to have Brock
>>69275731
It will put him on the map, but it's pretty clear he means he doesn't want that to be his career defining moment or some shit. He wants to go on and be actually good. He's pretty young so he's got plenty of time to do that too
>>69275762
He can turn down a fight, heck he probably could have specifically asked for a can if he wanted to.
>>69275210
Look at Brock's traps, what the actual fuck....
whose gonna take the picks for 200 and when
nearly three days left
>>69275767
yeah thats true, though I think he shouldnt try to look at it as as bad thing, he should probably try to ride it out, he should probably fight more before he thinks about fighting top guys
this is going under the assumption that phil loses of course
>>69275210
Brocks arm is like as thick as her waist
>>69275738
You can, but only one person can be logged in at a time so it will kick you off and what not if they want to get on and watch an event.
Whereas with ufctv you login once and you're good to go, no need to spam logins or anything.
Then you can download and stream anything you want. The script gets the m3u8 from the UFC.tv video you're trying to watch and pipes it through livestreamer to download and vlc to stream.
It bypasses the need to login with a web browser. Thus lowering the chance of the account being shut down.
The last account I posted you idiots got locked because you kept spamming logins kicking each other out when you could've used the UFCtv.py script.
>>69275210
>mfw Brock taped over every Reebok logo cause they don't pay him nuthin
>>69275807
Picks for UFC fn 90 are basically locked in. I'll do one more round after the weigh-ins.
So the picks autist can go ahead and start taking picks for the other cards.
Looks like Khalil is in the final the lads, doubt they would make him fight Cory again and/or sign him after 2 losses in the house.
>>69275931
Why wouldnt they? He's a semi-finalist and Dana obviously liked him enough to have brought him back to begin with
Nordine Taleb got signed after getting twice on TUF in the preliminary rounds
>>69275277
>>69275322
>not unironically wishing you were me
>>69275807
Predictioncuck is a quitting faggot and the other tripautist got banned again
>>69275855
I've already picked for the fn 90
I just want to pick for 200 cause there are at least 10 fights worth picking and I dont know If I I am gonna be able to be around posting for the fight weekend
Usually the picks guy showed up one week before the card.Where the fuck is he now
Maybe you should take all the picks
>>69275827
>>69275827
Shut up, nerd.
my gf wont let me wear my affliction clothes anymore, wat do?
CAN YOU SEE ME NOW?
Milo on JRE tomorrow oh shit
>>69276121
Don't be a cuck and wear them.
>>69276160
yea cant wait for the salt
>>69276093
Nah the picks autist is here somewhere.
Dude will take the picks.
He even tried to take the UFC fn 90 picks after I started taking them lol
He's very dedicated.
>>69276160
>more cuck discussion
>>69275420
Does he want to go to Bellator?
>>69276201
well it takes a lot of energy to be a picks guy on 4chan
I just hope he gonna show himself soon
>>69274653
lewd.
>>69275827
Ah right
can't you just send the deets over to that temp email tho using a temp email yourself?
>>69275420
Mirr goes to EFN to fight maldanada, feydor and minakov?
Fedor vs Mir for a big paycheck
Juiced Mir will humiliated Fedor, probably break his arm
>>69276044
Taleb was a weird one since he competed in one season of TUF, got signed, won his debut and then competed on the next TUF season again.
husssh Barncat is sleeping
>>69275814
Yeah if he can keep lights on him, he should desu. Thing is if he makes Punk look like absolute shit, no one will really be talking about him, more just how Punk had no business in there
someone post Dos Anjos/ Alverez predictions? IO want to see if my pick was in
>>69274163
those comments
>>69276797
More like bald cat
>>69276847
yeah people are mostly likely going to be laughing and saying why the fuck Punk even got in there in the first place rather than talking about the guy who beat him, since pretty much everyone is expecting Phil to lose
we'll see, he did use a meme to get himself in the UFC with not much experience but at least he didn't have to go through the ultimate fighter and all that shit to get signed.
>Brock wont completely destroy Hunto inside a round
Casuals i swear
>tfw chris saw his boy wrestling for the first time
does anybody else follow hunt on social media?
Whats this guys name again?
>>69277528
HEY SHAEL
COME BBQ MAN
Is Parr the best fighter to come out of Australia? I can't think of any better boxers or mixed martial artists.
>>69277566
literally who
>>69277566
>Boxer
>MMA
this is obviously bait he is none of those things. Hes a god damn Thai Boxer
bongs to weigh ins
>>69277667
23:45
>>69277750
Try again.
>>69277648
I said best fighter m8. That includes all disciplines. He's obviously the best nakmuay from Straya.
>Francis Carmont is on the Bellator card in London
#Pray4UK He's your problem now kek.
>>69277863
>Getting ko'd by Phil Davis
>>69277566
The Best
how many bongs till UFC 200 press conference?
What are some literally uncounterable moves you can use in a cagefight to get the upper hand?
>>69278206
eye poke
>>69276797
barn cart has awoken
>>69278206
bring a gun
>>69278206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjoYl5aTWdw
>biggest event in UFC history four days away
>/heem/ deader than hell
t-thanks dana
>>69278453
rematch
Hunt vs Brock = memes
rematch
irrelevant WBW title fight
somehow Cain isnt injured vs goof travis
>>69278453
>>69278489
>having a manlet as your matchmaker
THATS A BOY LIGHT
>>69278453
nothing more to say at this point.
just let them bang bro
CAUSE MY BOY WON'T PAY ME NOTHIN
Nice autism you have here buds
HELL I MIGHT EVEN GET ON TOP OF MY BOY TONIGHT
>>69278414
laughed my ass off
a combination only to the nuts in boxing lol
69278610
>This desperate for (yous)
CAUSE BUD WOULDN'T BOY ME NOTHIN'
lads these titty shots in this embedded wooowooo
>>69278574
>nothing more to say at this point.
Kek, if anything there hasn't been enough said. What gets people hype these days is the press conferences, or Ronda. They've not had a single one since the 200 card has been finalised
ARE YOU BOYS BOOING MY COORS LIGHT?
>>69278574
I at least expected some webms of meisha's ass.
lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjYw0xbM-5I
>>69278951
>multiple "Joe is a cuck" comments
Is "cuck" a mainstream meme now? What happened?
JON JONES
YOU GET MY BOY READY BOY I'M COMIN'
>>69278997
He talked about it with Joe Schilling a couple days ago
>>69278997
It's cause Rogan and Schilling were talking about it.
>>69279049
>>69279051
They talk about dicks all the time too, heck, he talks about a lot of shit. Was he advocating cuck culture or some shit? I don't usually see comments on UFC vids over JRE shit, it's mostly just "hehe Joe's saying everyone is one of the best p4p fighter ever"
>>69275552
Sad truth is the best competition is in the ufc
NEW EMBEDDED
NEW EMBEDDED
NEW EMBEDDED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWLi3arqIJg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWLi3arqIJg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWLi3arqIJg
>>69274163
Bandwagoner
>>69279187
>hypnotherapy
>>69279196
>cuckmobile
Kek is rogan the new meme grandmaster?
>Don't have the right size gloves for Brock
what goofs, should have been working on that as soon as he said he was interested in returning
>>69279243
skipped past it desu, lots of meme training these days
Whats your
>Best fight of the week
>Worst fight of the week
Mark hunt looking like absolute shit. He should be ashamed to call himself an athlete.
>>69279409
And he'll still KO that Canadian and send him back to his shithole town
>>69279406
>best fight of the week
Aldo/edgar
>worst fight of the week
Tate/nunes
>tfw no buddies to come over and watch the pay-per-view so you may end up watching it all alone like a goof ;__;
>>69279457
just succ my dick
>>69279439
Would Jon clean up all the swimming medals in a black only Olympics?
>>69279457
If you can't find buddies for 200 you're seriously doing something wrong
>>69279187
>Lesnar cucking Caraway
>>69279187
>hypnotherapy
literally wasted money,even worst than Ido Portal
except if he consoles her every time after caraway beats her ass,then he may be useful
>>69279406
>best fight
RDA/Alvarez or Joanna/Claudia 2
>worst fight
not memeing, like half the 200 card
its unfair how hot meisha tate is
that fucking body
that cupcake booty WITH a gap
my dick LITERALLY can't take it anymore
>>69279553
>not meming like half the 200 card
Then you're just a fucking retard
>>69279187
>we can spoon
Cheeky
>>69279502
Nah, Bones would get murked by the p4p fastest black swimmer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sZp0Bhmq9o
>>69279406
>best fight of the week
bork vs hunt
>worst fight of the week
Ultimate fighter shit
>>69279409
He looks a bit more flabby than this guy here
the stream game is going to be hell on earth come 200
>>69279582
>One (1) Reebok gift card worth $0.10 has been sent to your home address. Thank you.
>>69279633
>stream
guys i dont want lesnar or hunt to lose
>>69279641
More money than your NEET ass has ever made kek
But really, you're just legitimately fucking stupid if you think half of 200 is among the worst fights of the weekend
The "worst" fight on there is Sage-Marin, and Marin is a decent kickboxer and should actually be a challenge for Sage standing up, you're legitimately deluded
THREE EMBEDS IN ONE DAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_14ZfSUbXUY
>>69279633
the worst streams is by far when goober fights
dont think it will come any close to that
I always have 3 backups in case of fuckups
>>69279633
>he doesnt use acestream
>>69279773
this lol
POST YOUR WALK OUT SONGS
>serious edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzuvfy4jFwE
>not watching the PPV at your old man's house
>>69279673
Same man
Think I'm leaning more towards Brock but that'll be tough on Hunto to take the loss
>edgar and weidman's kids wrastling
that was cute
>>69279820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fVE8kSM43I
Schaub and Rogan discuss 200:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kh0hhkPcIEA
>>69279820
does anybody actually look at these
>>69279820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa7birRBmNM
I would finish every fight with a triangle also
>>69279843
Schaub is God
>>69279406
>best fight of the week
probably rda vs alvarez but sanchez vs lauzon has huge potential
>worst fight of the week
nelson vs derrick lewis. if the fight isnt finished within the first round, i guarantee less than a dozen punches will be thrown in the next two rounds.
>>69279820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmJ_hGOVebs
I AM HUUUUMAN AND I NEED TO BE LOVED
>Find a flaw
>First day of kindergarten at my school
>Fifth graders had a tradition of beating up the kindergartners on the very first day of school
>We called it the kindergarten beatdown
>Kindergartners were scared to come to school after that
>Teachers and principal ignored it and parents just told the kindergartners to toughen up
>Everyone couldn't wait to be a fifth grader so they could beatup the kindergartners
>First day of fifth grade rolled around
>It had rained the whole night before
>It was one of the best kindergarten beatdowns anyone could remember
>Kindergartners were getting thrown into the mud left and right
>I filled a kid's brand new Pokemon backpack full of mud
>I did a flying kick off the monkeybars and hit a kindergartner in the head
Fast forward to present day
>Find out at our family 4th of July party that my cousin started fifth grade this year and that he goes to my old elementary school
>He says they don't do the kindergarten beatdown anymore
How the hell are kids going to grow up and love MMA if they don't have stuff like the kindergarten beatdown anymore?
>>69279913
Glass legs
>>69279820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewZZNeYDiLo
>>69279531
;;___;;
>tfw 27 and no friends to watch UFC
>>69279913
Actually has autism
>>69279913
hyper analytic and uneccessary dialectics
>>69279187
>hypnotherapist bets the house on Nunes
>plants subconscious triggers during sessions
>fight night, 30 seconds into the first round Tate starts punching herself in the face
>>69279926
>>69279943
>>69279972
Fuck off Cody
>>69279972
>hyper analytic
>a flaw
top kek
enjoy your mediocrity kimbo slice
>>69279923
Disgusting.
>>69280001
>being sidelined with constant leg injuries for years isn't a flaw
>>69279187
>hypnotherapist
>>69279843
Schaub is extra cute here, I'm glad he's losing weight
>>69280033
>sidelined 3 times
>still hasnt lost
>>69279956
>Today we just got some sweat going ya know? get the blood flowing ya know?
>Never seen him this focused during camp man he's definitely getting that W
>>69280003
I want the fighters to say dumb shit like Diaz or Goober and entertain me
Cruz talks like he hold a phd degree or discusses the post Brezniev soviet era and the revizionism
its a fight dude ffs say some funny dumb shit like I m gonna beat your fucking ass or And Silva you suck and dont give me all that attitude
>DC fiance is white
I never know if this is a oreo or a black thing to do lol
>>69280173
>>DC fiance is white
You need to get your eyes checked.
>>69280163
you fell into my trap senpai
>>69280152
I'm so glad the EU is collapsing there will be no one to bail out you cockroaches
>tfw just took a hit of some good acid
Whats up heem
>>69280196
FUCK. good job lad
>tfw based brock will wear the canadian fight kit
>>69280230
Whats with the 8ft spider behind u lad
>>69280241
>using two images from the 1 fight
I'm afraid that is not allowed
>>69280251
what
>>69280241
>>69279956
>leafs trying to join in on the banter
>Tate's boyfriend
>>69280251
Acid doesn't kick in until about a half hour, friendo
>>69280217
This,
Fuck Greece.
>>69280217
lel why you so mad Dom
anyway people here are prepared to get out years now,stacked some shit and the sooner we leave the better is gonna be for us in the long term
What are the chances Yoel gets titleshot at MW? Is he not marketable for UFC like Bisping,Weidman,Rockhold?
what if conor has been running marathons and somehow trying to defend himself from lethal jeetzu positions, meaning he won't shoot for a takedown in the first place, everyday since the nate fight, and shows up on august 20th with actual improved cardio, keeping his hands up, without goofing around or throwing unnecessary spinning meme kicks? i'm hyped for this rematch, actually.
>>69280304
>yfw everyone is a nightmare matchup for Bisping so hes desperately trying to fight Hendo
>>69280321
Diaz still has several inches reach on him and actually has a camp this time and has adjusted himself to be a full 170 come fight time.
He also just ran a triathlon last week for fun so his cardio is on point.
Goobs may literally die this time.
also reminder that eddie alvarez is defeating falafel two banjos in 48 bongs
>>69280304
>Yoel
Cheater but he's next in line.
>Jacare
Whiner, has to actually win vs a top 10.
>Weedman
Meh, fight cocksalt.
>Cocksalt
Meh, fight weedman you goof.
>Tim "TK" Kennedy
Legit fight and true #1 contender after Cuban Stoolystool cheated.
>Hendo "Grampy Champy" Henderson
Legit fight, true grudge match. Best match possible and the ONLY title fight that matters.
>Greasy Pee
Meh, get fucked you bald faggot
>>69280271
what the fuck were you talking about with the diaz pic
#Brocked
>>69280380
>has to actually win vs a top 10
beat romero and vitor
>>69280380
>has to actually win vs a top 10.
He literally just ran right through Vitor.
>>69280380
>Greasy Pee
>Meh, get fucked you bald faggot
you there, i like you
>>69280414
What a traitor.
Now want Hunto to win.
>>69280321
Conor will take it seriously which is good, Nate is hit and miss in his fights, Conor could win a decision I think
>>69280418
>beat romero
>>69280337
he matches up favourably with jacare
>>69280321
what's to stop Nate from taking Conor down?
>>69280474
Where? Jacare would destroy him.
>>69280414
How could you be born and raised in America, live in Canada for a couple years, and start calling yourself a Canadian
He can go suck Trudeau's dick for all I care
>>69280474
are you retarded? Jacare would drag Bisping down quick and sub his ass
>>69280486
Because he sucks at wrestling
>>69280486
Nate would rather stand, he'd probably be smarter to take it to the ground but he doesn't exactly fight smart
>>69280474
maybe if the fight makes it to the later rounds
>>69280418
>>69280422
Vitor the TRTornado from 2013 is fucking dead and his ranking is inflated.
>>69280428
You too buddy.
>>69280304
speaking of rematches
>implying you wouldn't be hype
>>69280486
nate never really takes anyone down, he's always on his back. why would he take conor down when he can just pick him apart standing?
>>69280499
I think he lives there to get away from paying taxes.
>brock's hands don't fit in the ufc gloves
the meme magic of my poem is working already boys
>>69280491
Standing up
>>69280509
Why do you think it's that easy? Bisping isn't a chump when it comes to defending takedowns, he's really only troubled when he's goes up against legit wrestlers in that regard, Jacare has developed good wrestling but good enough to take down Bisping at will or even grind him out? Probably not
>Michael Phelps
>You better watch dat ass
>>69279187
>we can spoon
HOLY FUCK BROCK IS IN FULL ALPHA GORILLA MODE
>>69280557
He LOVES shooting shit and didn't want to live in Ohio.
Pretty sure he pays more tax here than he did back home, but there's more wilderness here and less people which has always been a huge thing for Borkle.
Who is reffing Brock vs Hunto? If it's Herb tell me right now so I can take out 2 mortgages and stick them all on the vanilla gorilla.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQMjsQ7nJIQ
>We can spoon
What did he mean by this?
>>69275520
I love old school Pancrase
>>69280604
it's herb lol
>>69276160
>le alternative right
>>69280662
wew the fix is truly in.
>>69280676
the alt right candidate won the american republican nomination in record breaking numbers. stay mad bogan. wouldnt be surprised if you were an abo.
>>69279773
What exactly is AceStream and how does it work anyways?
I see people mention it occasionally but I'm hesitant to install a program that expressly does illegal shit.
>>69280726
>le alternative right
Why didn't they make Rothwell vs Lesnar?
>>69280741
It's a Russian botnet program of closed source that doesn't respect your digital freedoms, using decentralized P2P style data sharing much like DHT (BitTorrent, PopcornTime).
>>69280790
He's already booked in a co-main event
cormier would've slaughtered jones if they fought at ufc 197 (in a paralel universe in which cormier didn't get injuried)
>>69280790
rothwell still has nightmares from his fight against JDS
>>69276160
>talking about black dicks and cucks for two hours
>>69280790
Cause Rothwell is already booked to fight Werdum.
Also he isn't a can.
>Also he isn't a can.
does adan even post here anymore?
>>69280790
Why not Mir vs Lesnar 3?
>>69280790
Hunt vs. Bjork cannot disappoint and is gaaaruntea to live up to the hype
either Bjork is going to bullfuck Hunt and pound his face in or Hunt is going to have a spectacular knockout--even if they're both gassed Hunt's KO power will be there so the fight is a win/win no matter what
>>69280815
i'd rather see him fight cain desu
So who is going to lose a belt this weekend?
>>69280857
ayy lmao
>>69280857
I always lose my belt at your mother's house.
>>69280846
Come to think of it, Cain vs Lesnar rematch would have been much bigger
>>69280857
DC JJ maybe Miesha
>>69280857
Miesha
Jon
>>69280773
>le straya shitposter
>>69280857
DC and RDA
>>69280930
Beats being a part of meme politics.
>>69280491
>>69280509
He can ride a decision if he manages to stay standing. Jacare's takedowns aren't that great and Bisping is hard to keep down, ask Chael.
>>69280943
I just can't picture Edward Alvarez holding a UFC belt. Just don't seem right.
>>69280888
I bet one of them is shook.
>>69280953
>five (5) rounds to get him down and work
>people forgetting already that Bisping won the title in the closest thing to a fluke the UFC has seen since GSP/Serra
Come on now lads
>>69280982
wtf im #mentallyhill now
lads just how good did joanna look physically in her open workouts? i feel a lot better about my 3u bet on her now
>>69280574
start with 4 25s lmao
>>69281003
This is why people call you retarded Australia.
Bisbing has improved a lot over the years, I bet you chuckles fucks would even pick old man hendo to beat him again.
>>69281085
would berry/5
>>69281003
You're also forgetting Jacare isn't some All-American wrestler or K-1 champ just because he took down Vitor easily
>>69281091
Mate before Rockhold he was coming off a three fight decision streak with two of them being controversial, obviously he'd beat Hendo these days but I'll be sitting here laughing at you when Bisping gets utterly rekt in his first title defence.
>less than 3 days
>>69280953
>Bisping is hard to keep down, ask Chael.
>ask Chael
Why would I need to ask Chael? Jacare is one of the best Jiu Jitsu practitioners in MMA, I think he has more submissions than anyone, are you kidding me right now? If Bisping can beat Jacare so easily why is he calling out a 46 year old man?
>>69281127
>Controversial
Only for retards.
Anyway, you can celebrate his loss all you want. I honestly don't really care about titles just good fights and heems.
But if you think Jacare would walk over him you are mistaken.
>that face you make when you finally get to suck that jon jones dick in 4 days
>>69281141
>why is he calling out a 46 year old man?
Pride, something you wouldn't know anything about.
>>69281133
Chael is better at taking people down than Jacare and he struggled with Bisping, Mike would get on his bike against Jacare. Also is Bisping vs Jacare confirmed? Please not a Hendo rematch.
>>69281156
Damn you don't have shit to say when pressed, huh?
>>69281178
meant to >>69281141
Also Hendo is old as fuck, very close to retirement and with the proper gameplan Mike could decision him, and he would avenge that brutal loss. Could also be a bigger money maker than Jacare since UFC 100 sold shitloads.
>>69281178
Nothing's confirmed yet, probably won't be for a couple weeks I think, I imagine it's going to be the 204 headliner
204 is in NY
Has to be Weedman vs Bisbong
>>69281156
He beat Silva but lost to Leites.
Which is ridiculous to think about considering the Silva vs Leites fight.
BASED
R
O
C
K
>>69279820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftXHKfbXeBM
>>69281189
Your opinion is worthless because you are retarded so you're chesthumping about how silva 'won' isn't worth discussing.
>>69281236
Silva didn't fight Leites, he just watched him.
>>69281247
you did it wrong. its
B A S E D
R
O
C
>>69281247
>Cucking Benavidez
>Cucking Caraway
>Unable to fit into XXXXL gloves
I'm glad he's back.
>>69281229
205
>>69281283
He's a lot more fun than "I made emonies" Mcgooberton.
can we all agree that the greatest and most popular fighters in the ufc are canadian?
>>69281330
don't worry, there is no way in hell he beats diaz again
>>69279187
Brock is so fucking hot
>>69281330
be worried, there's a way in hell he beats Diaz
>>69281367
Only one Canadian has ever held a title and he's a Frenchie. Fuck off, leaf.
so far we have thicc for when a girl has them stronk legs, succ for when dc feels like making jon nut up, and now we have brocc.
>>69281367
>Rory McCucked
>Great
>Popular
Nope.
>Cote The Frenchie
>Good
No.
>Popular
Because he's a faggot frog.
>Elias "I want to be Jon Snow" McShitKick
>Good
HAH!
>Popular
Maybe on twitter.
I don't even know of any other Canadian fighters except Brock fucking Lesnar.
>liking facesit
are you guys gay?
>>69281426
It ain't gay if there's a referee
>>69281407
> brocc.
>Not BRCC;
>BIG ROCK CANADIAN COCK
Memes.
brocc
https://streamable.com/6r51
to this day I can't forget how cringey this is
>>69280626
kek overeem has really let himself go
>>69281369
>>69281386
I'M SO CONFLICTED
>>69281466
dude he gassed against a guy who was literally on a boat drinking tequila a week before....who had to then cut weight
he fucking gassed and got fucking raped from behind on the ground like that movie with monica belucci
>>69281460
what did he mean by this?
>>69281460
get a dog bro
>>69281460
>https://streamable.com/6r51
kek
>>69281487
Kek'd
That was poetic.
>>69281460
Frankie has the worst god damn manager..What asshole sees this shit and gives it the greenlight.
Somebody rec some nakmuays like Yodsanklai, Buakaw, Sittichai etc and what fights to watch pls.
Post fights that almost existed
>Matt Hughes vs Anderson Silva
>>69281553
Frank Mir vs Anderson Silva
What if fights started in the clinch?
>>69281553
Fedor vs Couture
>>69281553
Floyd Mayweather vs. Conor McGregor
>>69281170
You're an actual dummy.
>>69281553
Anthony Pettis vs Jose Aldo
>>69281592
Each round should begin with a dice roll to decide what phase it starts in and who gets the dominant position.
>>69281553
Vitor vs Fedor
>>69281553
Chris Weidman vs. Jon Jones
>>69281634
Really? What's the story behind that?
>>69281553
>Sonnen vs Wanderlei
the memes would've been good
Who is the comfiest fighter /been/?
>>69281657
GSP
>>69281649
Vitor was going to be Barnett's replacement on the third Affliction show but it never came to pass
>>69281657
Georges "The Trashman" St-Pierre
>>69280953
Jacare's takedowns are great. And his top game is even better. He eats Bisping for breakfast.
>the NSAC nixed Hunto vs Butterbean because it supposedly would have been a mismatch
>we got this shit instead
>>69281601
You're a beta living in other peoples shadow.
No pride, no guts.
>>69281553
>Mcmemer vs GSP
>>69281669
Sucks, that would have been fun.
Did Barnett directly kill Affliction with the failed drug test or was it just one of a few factors?
Never really looked into the history of Affliction much.
>>69281692
Hunt/Butterbean would have been lit as fuck
>>69281687
"great"
>>69281707
It was pretty much the final nail in the coffin.
Scrapped main event, it was literally The Fedor Show so with Fedor off the card everything fell apart.
>>69281707
Affliction was only ever going to have three events anyway, it just wasn't financially feasible to continue past that. Barnett just pushed them to that end a bit quicker.
don't forget tim sylvia
>>69281727
Did he refuse a short notice opponent or something?
>>69281725
Who hasn't he taken down?
>>69281707
They were going to go broke regardless. Look up the fighter payouts. They paid Arlovski $1.5 million to show up.
why do most fighters give a shoutout to jesus, when jesus don't pay them nothing?
>>69281759
>http://mmajunkie.com/2008/07/affliction-banned-official-salaries-affliction-payrolls-tops
What absolute madmen, guess they were banking on Fedor being a superstar draw in the States.
>>69281755
I think Barnett got pulled only 11 days before the event.
They spent MILLIONS promoting BarnettxFedor though. Like it was big at Times Square and on taxicabs and all that. I think when Barnett pulled out they decided to just cut their losses as the events themselves had RIDICULOUS purses that were completely unfeasible, like paying big tim in the area of 1+ Million for his 50 second heeming by Fedor.
>>69281793
Dom does it to pander to the fans. He's way too smart to believe in a fictional sky supersicion from the bronze age lol.
>>69281253
>blue belt
kek i could tap this goof e z
>>69281801
>webm
we need part 2
>>69281759
Hell yeah. I remember Lindland,Josh or someone else saying they were making 100 or so thousand as the match maker. Then made another 300 thousand fighting against some can. I'm not going to say Affliction was ever and even competitor. But you kinda saw what some fighters were actually worth. I mean Tim Sylvia made 800 thousand.
>>69279187
i didnt like brock at all when he was a coach on tuf
but im becoming a fan on these embeddeds
>>69281793
>>69281801
pretty sure that dude with the bat knew that spic would get his "gang" to jump him if he actually fought him
good on him, wrecked some braincells off that idiot
>>69281757
Someone with as good as takedown D as Bisping
I can't imagine why you think Jacare is some elite wrestler and will just take down Bisping as well, it won't be that simple
lol
>>69281869
>as well
*at will
>>69281869
He took down Romero, who despite his retardation is the most qualified wrestler in the division. Bisping's takedown defense isn't that remarkable, it's his scrambling that's really special. I remember when Mayhem Miller held him down for an entire round without much trouble. Bisping is not scrambling out from under Jacare. He'd get destroyed.
>Hey man so who's Brock fighting?
>Some guy with a 12-10 record
>Oh wow so he's fighting a can
>Yeah pretty much
>>69281793
what happens when both fighters plan on crediting jesus and/or god if they win their fight?
>>69279913
Cruz might literally be autistic
https://youtu.be/Kh0hhkPcIEA?t=3433
>>69281914
>he took down Romero
When Romero was 99% out of gas at the end of the third round
>>69281900
Truly the GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9r2GAAaiKs
>>69281914
>Jason Miller did well in 2011 (TWO THOUSAND AND ELEVEN)
>Thinking this has any bearing AT ALL.
>Thinking The KING hasn't improved in 5 fucking years.
Holy fuck England.
>>69281965
True, but that doesn't make it irrelevant. Bisping only beat Mayhem after he gassed too.
>>69281989
You're also forgetting that Jacare is about two hundred times the fighter Mayhem is, technically and physically. You kids are too much. Watch more fighting.
>>69281914
Jacare likes working up against the cage for takedowns than traditional wrestling though
>dey can't handle my size
>>69282013
Sonnen took Bisping down in the same area.
>>69282007
Mayhem was actually good at one point and Jacare is grossly over rated because he squeaked by Romero (who lost to TK) and beat the shell of Vitor.
BisKING will murder Jacare in the 2nd. You should leave your house more and get a clue you obese fish and chipper.
>>69282018
>my speed, power
Seriously though did Conor actually fall for the Ido meme or is it a symbiotic advertising relationship?
>>69282007
>true but that doesn't make it irrelevant
It mostly is though, Romero gassed himself out at the end of the first round, it's not like he was even a little bit tired and Jacare outworked him for takedown, he basically just tripped up a guy who forgot his EPO
>Bisping only beat Mayhem after he gassed too
I don't see how that's relevant
>two hundred times the fighter Mayhem is
Not in wrestling or takedowns in general
>>69282018
>Can't see his boy and pills from between his legs when he's all splayed out.
Confirmed for micropenis.
>*arm gators cheekily*
>>69282033
>>69282018
>my mewvment
>>69282022
Yes, but Chael is still a far far better wrestler than Jacare
>>69282018
dey dont mewv like i mewv yeh
>>69282029
How can you say Romero lost to Kennedy when he straight up brutalized him, knocked him down, and made him quit? Was it because Big John got his cornerman back into the cage to wipe excess vaseline off?
As for being obese, I train BJJ and MMA twice a week and would literally rape you if I wanted to. Come spar w/ me.
>>69282042
the irish aren't exactly known for being well hung
>>69282018
>>69282033
>>69282046
I've decided to become a porn star. Thanks for all the cheese. See's y'alls later.
>>69282039
I mean Bisping's TDD against a wrestler/BJJ guy only saved him once the other guy got tired. If Jacare didn't gas, which he isn't really known to do, Bisping really has no chance whatsoever.
>>69282053
Romero was so out of it he couldn't answer the bell. Kennedy won.
>>69282053
He got clean TKO'd and was saved by the extra time he got to recover you dumb fuck lel.
>I trane BJJ and MMA twice a we-
I literally can't hear you over the sounds of you stuffing your face with bacon grease.
Anyway, I would choke you out with my dick you fat manlet, I don't even need jewjitsu or whatever faggy excuse you have for boxing on the blighted island of piss.
Get on my level.
>>69282074
He was commanded to stay on his stool by the referee. You literally don't know what you're talking about.
>>69282074
Kennedy literally held the glove to get those shots in though.
>>69282087
Nah you remember wrong.
>>69282087
>England trying to MMA.
The joke writes itself.
>>69282074
>Kennedy won.
>>69282083
He got "clean tko'd" but didn't even get dropped? Okay. Kennedy got clean tko'd, because he fell over and curled up into a ball. You sound really bitter and out of tune with the reality of both of these situations. You couldn't last 20 minutes in one of our workouts.
>>69282094
His thumb got caught. It wasn't intentional.
You guys just don't like Tim cause he's an American hero.
>>69282063
That'd be assuming Jacare takes him down to begin with, which you seem overly confident of
>>69282095
>>69282099
Do you people not like Romero or something? Does his success bug you, considering he beats on white boys a lot? Or his tainted supplement test? Let it all out, boys.
>>69282102
He couldn't answer the bell retard.
>20 minutes.
Bruh I trane for eight hours every single day doing cock pushups, cock slaps, and cockasthenics.
I would literally choke you out with my dick in 20 seconds, no arms, legs or warmup needed.
Get on my level.
Condit 1, 3, 4
>>69282119
Jacare takes everyone down sooner or later.
>>69282121
>Begging for the bull.
Oh England, that's just sad.
>>69282121
I love Romero but you are literally incorrectly remembering what happened , Big John was going apeshit trying to get Romero's corner out of there and him off the stool.
>>69282121
I like Yoel. I like that he beat machida. I liked his "what happen" promo. But he lost to Kennedy.
>>69282126
He was told to not answer the bell and stay in his place by Big John. I saw it happen, and so did you. None of your over-the-top theatrics will distract from the truth, that you don't train and don't know anything about MMA.
>>69282018
>>69282033
>>69282046
New levels of desperation for attention.
>>69282018
>>69282033
>>69282046
for sure make this the main topic of the next thread
>>69282144
I guess you're right and the three of us are wrong.
>>69282144
You're just mad you got cucked, and you know I could destroy you using only my penis.
In 20 seconds flat.
Bow down.
>>69282130
Because most of them don't have remarkable takedown D
>>69282138
>>69282186
No, he wasn't. He told the cornerman to get back in the ring and remove the excess vaseline. Only then did he pick Romero's stool up and usher the other dudes out of the cage, I just rewatched it. It's really quite innocuous, Kennedy's I'm-not-mad-I-find-it-quite-funny-actually routine over the past two years has made it far more significant than it actually was.
>>69282159
>desperate for attention
>literally the highest ppv,fightpass, TV, and embedded records in the game
pick one
>>69282179
>brendan schaub is unironically the most talked about mma fighter on /heem/
>>69282192
Bisping got taken down like every round by Kennedy. He's no GSP.
>>69282212
Bisping would unironically demolish GSP if he came back today.
>>69282233
Oh, I agree. GSP is a little cowardly shit for calling out Bisping, the weakest champion in Middleweight history, and coming back now, as opposed to when Anderson, Weidman and Rockhold were champions. It's really transparent. Bisping would probably finish GSP in a round or two, it would be great.
>>69282205
mcgoobs meme is dead
cucked out of ufc 200 and biggest payday he will ever get
will get rekt by Nate again, cant cut back to 145 again, gets rekt by top 155 fighters, too manlet for 170 sized humans.
>>69282212
TK is a very tricky fighter that is criminally undervalued by fight fans.
He's way better than GSP ever was.
>>69282248
Kennedy is very good. He's the guy Bisping fans never liked to talk about when it came to him "only ever losing to steroid cheats, dude". I just mean GSP's takedown defense is probably the best MMA has seen outside of maybe Aldo. Bisping's is good, his scrambling is very good, but he's not ironclad there. He can be outwrestled and outgrappled, he has been outwrestled and outgrappled.
>>69282212
Tim Kennedy isn't bad at taking people down
>He's no GSP
Neither is Jacare, who btw couldn't even finish a completely gassed out Romero on his back
>>69282293
Jacare got his head dribbled off of the canvas like a basketball in that first round, I don't think that fight is very good for MMA math purposes.
>>69282271
Full Natty Brah?
>>69282274
I just don't think Jacare is going to take and hold down The King, who has also sharpened his striking to the point where I think he'd bang Jacare out.
>>69282233
it would be connar vs nate all over again
>>69282293
Kennedy is fine, but I wouldn't be confident in saying he's a better wrestler than Jacare. Romero blast-doubled Kennedy across the cage and got him down whenever he wanted to. The only time he enjoyed any time on top against Jacare was after he knocked him down. I think running down Jacare for not finishing Romero when he's straight up undefeated at that weight, let alone unfinished, is a bit unfair.
>>69282318
Yeah, but by the third round he was very much back in it
Not 100% obviously, but still well enough to fight
what does khabib train in?
>>69282323
Jacare is not Rockhold. He's not going to step in deep into a jab to an absurd degree and then pull back out on the exact same line with his hands down by his waist. He's much more careful and patient than that. Bisping made the most of Rockhold's failure but that fight was Rockhold's loss much more than Bisping's victory. There are a hundred circumstances thagt Rockhold can beat Bisping in, there's maybe one or two where can see the reverse.
>>69282326
>Romero blast-doubled Kennedy across the cage and got him down whenever he wanted to
Yeah but that doesn't really speak about Kennedy's ability to take people down, and that really speaks about how good Romero is at wrestling
>is a bit unfair
It's more of really just throwing a monkey wrench in the idea that even if it does go the ground, the fights suddenly over. I mean you talked about how Bisping only finished Miller because Miller gassed, Jacare couldn't even finish a barely functioning Romero with Romero on his back
If there's anything to take away from here it's to realize that Jacare is probably not going to run through Bisping like you originally said and the fight is far more complex, I don't doubt that Jacare has good takedowns, especially up against the cage, but I wouldn't say it's a foregone conclusion he takes down Bisping and just runs through him
>>69282360
I doubt he's never taken steroids but still, nobody likes to talk about it. He doesn't have the history like Vitor and Chael, and he still comfortably beat Bisping over five rounds.
does how much you weigh effect how well you do in go karting?
>>69282360
I'd keep my milk money in that little slit so bullies can't find it.
>>69279187
This is some Tim & Eric shit
>>69282401
I bet he's Jewish.
>>69282375
>Yeah but that doesn't really speak about Kennedy's ability to take people down, and that really speaks about how good Romero is at wrestling
The point I was making was about Jacare and how Romero could get absolutely nothing going on him in terms of takedowns. Jacare straight-up outwrestled him in that fight, outwrestled the most successful wrestler in MMA sans Cejudo.
Jacare might not run through him because Rockhold enjoyed much of the same advantages and found a way to lose. MMA is gonna MMA, but there's no real argument to suggest Bisping has enough skills or wherewithal to beat him. He's just outmatched in every area.
>>69282406
Yea no shit
>Chad Mendes vs Cody McKenzie actually happened
>>69282439
why are you posting that polish skater boi
>>69282540
He wasn't good enough for her
>>69282431
Yoel had 1 takedown attempt during the fight
>Jacare straight up outwrestled him
He really didn't at all, Jacare went for 7 takedowns during the fight and got stuffed basically every time other than the one in the third round
>but there's no real argument
Lol, other than everything we just talked about
>he's just outmatched in every area
Clearly not, especially standing up where Jacare's advantage is probably power, but okay, keep making absolutely ridiculous claims despite everything pointing to the contrary
I mean you're basically just stuffing your head in the sand at this point
>>69282568
Better record than Fedor.
>>69282578
Mate you really need to stop replying to that guy
new bread when
>>69282609
Probably at 500 posts with a minimum of autistic thread wars involved
Aldo Edgar 2 is going to be a war
>>69282636
>>69282636
>>69282636
NEW BREAD
>>69282636
>>69282636
>>69282636
>>69282641
lel
>>69279187
lol DC got caught eating chicken nuggets
>>69275503
WTF
nunez is a lesbian?
what about the other chicks? any more lesbians?
or fag male fighters?
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