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>>69271253
Thanks for confirming that this is the year >our streak ends, you colossal faggot.
Second for Kaptain Kopi
>>69271317
>added a top 6 center that had more points than anyone on >our team last year
>added some fight to the 4th line
>larkin should have a great season
>AA as well
>maybe some mantha mania?
all >we need to do is sign our RFAs
>>69271448
>fucking dogs
Nah they can't take the big canadian cock. We had to turn to moose because other mammals just don't have the gap required.
>>69271253
okay
>>69271317
Is Pulkkinen still delivering clap bombs?
>>69271411
Is Anze the piece?
>>69271616
nope. He's a great AHL player, but is too weak on the puck to do anything at the NHL level. He can barely even hit the net
what a bust
literally whom1
>>69271649
Disappointing. At first he looked like he had some swagger. Shame.
Stealing shit from reddit
3v3 season highlight
https://streamable.com/axt4
>>69271690
however just had shoulder surgery in june (just now finding out). He may have been injured
but, he still has no room on our roster. He can only work on the PP, but isn't good enough to play above the 4th line and isn't tough enough to be in the 4th line. Even when he is on the PP, people just block his shots or he goes way wide.
dubs confirm new dead wings era begins
>yfwswtc
>>69271697
3v3 is lirerallly Reddit: The OT Format
>mfw Jason Gregor just talked about oral sex on the radio
>teams like the yotes will always be a the bottom of the standings because literally nobody wants to play there
pretty sad
>>69272172
Don't they have the best prospect pool in the nhl?
>>69271616
He's out for half a year m8.
>>69272201
Yeah but they are one of those teams that builds up a massive prospect pool and then trades them all away because they cant afford to pay them because LOL sunbelt
>>69272401
Not saying they'll win a cup anytime soon but they'll be a pretty damn good team in a year or 2.
>>69272423
He's just a butthurt gaybecboi
>>69272401
i wish my team would lose the bandwagoners and retarded casuals and become a comfy team like this.
>tfw big market
hate it
>>69272444
Its weird to actually hate the yotes. They have barely any fans and the team is full of young kids who are pretty fun to watch.
>>69272423
Have you even paid attention to that franchise? they literally do this every 8 years or so.
>build up a massive pool of prospects
>be on the cusp of being a consistent playoff team
>trade all the young good players and remain at the cap floor
>>69272464
But all sunbelt "fans" are bandwagoners and casuals, anon
>>69272464
Sorry bru,
>medium size market
>knowledgeable fans
>sell out every game
Feels good man
>>69272028
Le no fun allowed guy
There is literally nothing wrong with reddit
>>69272485
Say that to my face fucker
hello where is finlan
>>69272707
Bo selectah, mutsinnussija!
>>69272707
Up your ass faggot
>>69272822
t. reddit
>>69272822
rude
>>69272423
that's so weird how i heard the same thing 4 years ago
>>69272476
i don't know where you are but everyone here HATES the yotes and the avalanche. bloody teamstealers.
>>69272667
lmao sunbelt
How does this pic make you feel?
>>69273066
dude shut the fuck up you're a canucks fan
>>69273082
is there a more overrated player in sports history then dominik hasek?
>>69273082
like this
>>69273095
yes and over 5 years we've won 2 presidents cups and one western conference championship
meanwhile glendale has accomplished ??????
>>69273095
Even cantpucks fans can laugh at the coyotes as a franchise
hey :D where are the puljus :DDD
>>69273138
They've accomplished being bought out by the league because lol sunbelt
Bettman is a nigger
>>69273138
why even try if you cant even win the cup
cant even draft players correctely
not even a yotes fan btw
>>69273184
yeah and they scammed the taxpayers for years before that
they are good at laundering money, i'll give them that
>>69273192
hopefully jim benning will be living between an apple and an owl after the shit he's pulled
>>69273066
Nobody gives a fuck who you hate you no cup faggot. Go drink battery acid.
>>69273192
>not even a yotes fan btw
No kidding
>yotes
>fans
The Blackhawks signed a literal chug
Memes confirmed real
>>69273214
real cute how you don't care SO MUCH that you felt obligated to tell me your opinion
>>69273259
Is there a bigger failure of a franchise than Yotes? Even Laffs can brag about cups they won 50 years ago
>>69273336
In terms of financial and team success, I think the coyotes are the worst
So we're all in agreement that they lost in free agency right?
>>69273386
They still got meme offense at least
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE BIG TRADES/SIGNINGS
>>69273336
Vegas might be. (((They))) are trying to make them more competitive in their first year, but what will happen is Vegas will be a first round exit for a couple years and then miss the playoffs for the better part of a decade. This will kill the few Vegas hockey fans and cause them to return to whatever franchise they preferred before the meme Vegas team was created. The Vegas management will become increasingly desperate for success and make increasingly terrible mistakes, until the franchise is moved or folds.
>>69273386
>dan scamhuis
Yes
Hope the SNES sign Hoffman soon.
if >we sign another defenseman under 6 foot I will like totally be bummed out
hopefully my meme magic reaches the #Sweendog
>>69273430
pls post butt kippers
who will win da wcup?
>>69273336
Ottawa
>>69273443
>vegas starts doing shit
>yotes become good
>win a cup
>all vegas fans flock to AZ
>vegas falls to where AZ is now
how would bettman react?
>>69273467
Reminder that Sbisa is getting paid almost as much as Hamhuis.
>>69273506
Sbisa + 2nd for barrie
>>69273554
>Larsson for Hall
Sbisa for Draisaitl.
>>69273495
reminder that reddit is literally triggered by the thought of wc
>>69273500
Ottawa has President's trophy, and more division titles than the Yotes. Not to mention they made the playoffs more times.
>>69273404
Here we see the rare Bulju in its natural environment
>>69273578
Why do you talk about reddit so much
>>69273575
I bet if you gave sbisa top pairing minutes he would score more than 18 points
the season should only be 62 games instead of 82
This way the playoffs don't become a contest of which team has the fewest injuries
>Rick Westhead @rwesthead
>Tonight on @SportsCentre we look at how some Canadian Hockey League teams allegedly broke the rules to lure prospects away from the NCAA.
please not >us
please not >us
please not >us
>>69273658
Or don't make the first round 7 games. By the end it gets to be a little much.
>Adrian Dater @adater 3m3 minutes ago
>Sources tell Bleacher Report that Tyson Barrie has officially filed for arbitration
well there's that
>>69273680
This has Jeremy Bracco written all over it.
>>69273683
Could have the first 2 be bo5. That'd cut down quite a bit of time
>>69273749
I like what mlb does. 5-7-7 format is good.
>>69273713
Maybe, I'm guessing it's an older player. I think when Windsor got nabbed for it, it was Austin Watson a few years after he left
God, I hate my team and management
Which of the last 4 expansion teams is most likely to win the cup first?
>>69273835
Blame the ownership
>>69273940
Jets
>>69273940
sure as hell not the bottom 2
>>69273940
perds > CBJ > mild > jets
>>69273956
>being this delusional
>>69273940
I have to say the preds.
>>69273940
Winnipeg, they're prospects are too good. GG Vancouver by picking Virtanen over Ehlers and Nylander, you really fucked yourself there
>TORONTO (July 5, 2016) – 24 players have elected Salary Arbitration:
>Arizona Coyotes
Michael Stone
>Colorado Avalanche
Tyson Barrie
Mikhail Grigorenko
>Detroit Red Wings
Jared Coreau
Danny DeKeyser
>Minnesota Wild
Jordan Schroeder
>Nashville Predators
Calle Jarnkrok
Petter Granberg
>rags
Kevin Hayes
Chris Kreider
Dylan McIlrath
Jonathan Miller
>New Jersey Devils
Kyle Palmieri
>Ottawa Senators
Mike Hoffman
>Philadelphia Flyers
Brandon Manning
Brayden Schenn
Jordan Weal
>St. Louis Blues
Jaden Schwartz
>Tampa Bay Lightning
Alex Killorn
Vladislav Namestnikov
>Toronto Maple Leafs
Frank Corrado
Peter Holland
Martin Marincin
>Washington Capitals
Marcus Johansson
>>69273975
>being this casual
lmao
>>69274034
>>69273956
>winniniggers
Dallas is going to announce the signing of Bishop in two weeks at their party in the park. They did the same with the Sharp signing last year and waited to announce it at the park. Two weeks from now = the party in the park
Soon
>>69274045
Schwartz is about to get paid, also I feel old as fuck. I remember watching him looking like a kid at the WJC
>>69274060
>being so shit that a team moves out of your area TWICE
>>69271411
whats with the retarded fucking font in this, kopi would never say some shit like this
>>69274147
Impact is the ultimate meme font
>>69274118
Tell me about it. I remember watching eberle score that game tying goal against Russia like it was yesterday.
>>69274089
Why would Stars want another goalie? They already have two great goalies.
>>69274253
>They already have two great goalies
>>69274253
Bishop is a big guy they'll put on defense
>>69274253
Yeah, with the Flames getting Elliot they're #1 in a goalie stat next year
>4 arbitration cases
>rags
Did their GM forget that the offseason started?
>>69274291
Maybe for you
>>69274060
>I have skated outdoors
LEEEEEL
Casual
Fat
Black
>>69274272
fuck off you dumb slovenian cuck
Leltonen is the biggest bust since Dipietro
>>69274336
>this butthurt amerifat again
>not realizing Lehtonen/Niemi were just getting adjusted to splitting the load 50/50 last season and went through growing paints
>not realizing they're both going to put up .920+ sv% next season and win the Stan Lee Cup
>>69274147
that's just Armenia trying to hide his homosexual tendencies to the whole kongs locker room
>>69274253
>stars
>good tenders
Jesus christ, you shouldn't meme that hard.
I'm a stars fan and even I know that the goalie-tandem they have is utter shit
5 goalie rotation when?
also relief and closing goalies
our year
>>69274403
one can dream stars bro, one can dream
We can only hope you are right
Marner Sportscenter story about him gaining weight
currently at 163 pounds
>Mitch "MOOM I HATE POTATOES" Marner
>>69274403
Finns make good defendive forwards, not goaltenders
Someone care to explain to me why this talentless lardass was ranked so high?
>>69274509
Meaty potatoes
>>69274185
>cantpucks
>>69274618
Old school scouting that allows people to draft Virtanen at #6 and Logan Stanley at #18 need to die
>>69274655
Virtanen is actually one of the best possesion players on the Canucks though
>>69274732
I highly doubt the people who drafted him wanted or thought they were getting a defensive forward. All the old scouting reports say power forward and that's a very far cry from what I saw last year
>>69273680
looks like it's Malcolm Subban
>>69274816
sure his points weren't at the level they should have been, but if you factor in his ice time and the awful, awful team he played on, he wasn't that disappointing.
Here's a comparable to virt, keep in mind Lucic was a third year pro by this point in his career and on a much better team than Jake.
>>69275198
>50 cents a ticket sold
>Belleville
ahahaha
>>69274403
>growing paints
>>69275445
oh shut the fuck up dude you know exactly what i meant you bitch nigger cuckold
>>69275534
I thought you were memeing until you responded to the canautist.
is he turtley enough for the turtle club?
hey guys reply to this post if you're in need of any (You)s!
>>69275588
>blose taking credit for gretzky's 1995-96 season
serious lack of BILL ITT boys
>>69275623
please respond
>>69275769
COMICS
>Looks at the list of players going to arbitration for the Rangers
Theyre so fucked
>>69275711
Have a (You) friend, but don't use it all at once?
Anyone else need a (You)?
>>69275830
americaitlyn is the lamest shit ever. canadians have no banter
>>69275878
Nice reverse psychology Tyrone
>>69275878
Butthurt?
>>69275878
But that's your name
>>69275918
Nice autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=44&v=8eAEgzvLMUQ
Puljujarvi speaks english like a russian..nigger skipped his english lessons?
>mfw Lamoriello's autism literally destroys the >laffs """""rebuild""""".
>no canadian team in the playoffs
>team with the most americans in the playoffs wins it
coincidence?
>90% of Canacuck posters weren't even born when this happened
>>69276228
Flames will be in the play offs next season. Now that we don't have 3 meme goal
Tenders
>>69276228
>league mvp johnny gaudreau has a french name and isn't even canadian
just end canada to be honest
>>69275999
trips confirm
laffers on suicide watch
Are the New Jersey Devils E Elle I Tee E?
>>69276276
>tfw gaudreau wins the art ross next year
Arizona Coyotes
Michael Stone
Colorado Avalanche
Tyson Barrie
Mikhail Grigorenko
Detroit Red Wings
Jared Coreau
Danny DeKeyser
Minnesota Wild
Jordan Schroeder
Nashville Predators
Calle Jarnkrok
Petter Granberg
New York Rangers
Kevin Hayes
Chris Kreider
Dylan McIlrath
Jonathan Miller
New Jersey Devils
Kyle Palmieri
Ottawa Senators
Mike Hoffman
Philadelphia Flyers
Brandon Manning
Brayden Schenn
Jordan Weal
St. Louis Blues
Jaden Schwartz
Tampa Bay Lightning
Alex Killorn
Vladislav Namestnikov
Toronto Maple Leafs
Frank Corrado
Peter Holland
Martin Marincin
Washington Capitals
Marcus Johansson
>>69276485
>mcilrath
why, he is a fucking healthy scratch
fucking BUST
Brand new meme coming through guys! This one is fresh!
>>69276485
gee thanks>>69274045
>>69276485
>A FUCKING GIRAFFE
>>69276485
>Killorn & Namestikov
>$8,979,166 left
>Kucherov still un-signed
>Johnson & Palat next year
>>69276614
So is Stamkos' best shot at a cup for the rest of his career next year?
>>69276729
probably, I don't think the bolts are good enough, they were awful in the playoffs and relied on memes and luck to beat the isles and take the pens to seven. They were outplayed severely in both series' IMO
>>69276612
>copy that
what did he mean by this?
>look at her waist
>no hand confidently holding that hip
I-i-is he a virgin, /hoc/?
>>69276796
no he's just out of her league
>>69276796
It's on her ass
>>69276796
she's like 40, very inappropriate
>>69276796
he's unhooking her bra
>>69277199
>>69277020
>>69276990
>>69276825
t. virgins
>>69277352
Fuck off Randy you don't know shit
>>69277352
Fuck off with your cheeseburger locker, and I'm taking your radio Rand.
>>69276796
its firmly gripping her soft bum
>>69277352
frig off randy you greasy bastard
>>69277352
just because you knocked up Lucy doesn't mean you can call us virgins Ran
>fixed defence
>god tier forward depth
>consistent, above average starting goalie
>actual nhl coach
are the oilers, dare i say it lads, back?
>>69276614
>paying a shitload to a player with a blood clot (SLEEPER AGENT)
>let your core die for a ticking time bomb
gg blots, you fucked up huge time
>>69277605
>fixed defence
Larsson is barely a top 4, you didn't fix shit
>god tier forward depth
Yeah, you cucks just traded away your best player. Nice try though, idiot.
?consistent, above average starting goalie
Talbot is a 3rd stringer on the majority of NHL teams. Nice delusion though, Mr. Redditor.
>actual nhl coach
McLellan is a literal meme, nice try kid.
>>69277656
you are fucking upset, did the oilers cuck your team or something?
>>69277605
>fixed defense
lel
>>69277656
ill be reminding you of this post when oil country has the stanley cup next summer
>>69277656
oilels on suicide watch
reminder that the columbus blue jackets selected a fucking frog instead of the finnish gretzky
>leave the metro to us
>>69277861
>the /int/poster is a poo jersey cuck
lmao my sides
>>69277861
>mfw hall crashes into the end boards at 300mph and explodes into gore during his first shift in jersey
>>69277861
>>69277656
samefag
>>69277861
>he thinks a meme cuck who can't even play 40 games a season will save debbies from mediocrity
wew lad
>>69277962
Do you have more than one reaction pic?
>>69277962
>rags
@69278054
>>69277961
>mfw he didn't reply to my claim
>mfw I have EXPOSED the int caitlyn as a poo jersey fan
>>69278122
>0 (zero) teams in the playoffs
U mad Pierre?
>career high 27 goal winger will save a franchise
lmao
RE: 69278122
>so desperate for (You)s he replies to his own posts
Canautism, ladies and gentlemen.
>>69278231
Gotta have something to distract yourself from supporting a shit franchise
>>69278166
>poo jersey
>>69278231
I understand why you're so asspained, not only does your team suck dick but its not even fun to watch
>poo jersey
>>69278166
>dedmonton is a good projection of a player's career
>>69278231
>wearing skate guards
literally why
>1993
Nice "franchise" you have here
>>69278166
He's top 3 5v5 ppg/60 player in the nhl. He did that on a team that shouldn't even be in the nhl. I would say he's pretty good.
Opened up a fresh pack rate this lineup boys
>>69278303
>cherry picking one stat
hall is massively overrated, he'd be on team canada if he was that good
>>69278325
no holographics
at least you got 1 good player
>>69278325
>scrivens
>ramo
JUST
why are oilcucks so easily triggered
>mfw Jersey could drop into the ocean and stay there for centuries
>mfw the fucking debbies would still have more success in the past two decades than all of Canada combined
Fucking embarrassing desu.
>inb4 accusations of being a Jersey fan
>poo jersey
relocation will come soon
/int/ autist mad as fuck right now IMO
>>69278366
You get itchy for anything to fling shit at when your team is as bad as the boilers
You a bit salty there Gordie?
>>69278276
>told to go out and score, fuck defending
>can only manage 27 goals
>>69278303
He's an IPP babby. Now that he's no longer in the 97% range he is a 60 point player
>>69278325
>homosexual goaltending
>Finnish goaltending
Probably misses the playoffs
>this poo jersey fan thinks I am an oilers fan
lmao
Oilers do have a better future than the devils, who have the worst prospect pool in the league and are on the brink of relocation LMAO
>>69278449
Yet nobody is as bad as the laffs
>>69278470
laffs have a brighter future than the poo jersey devils though
debbies have absolutely no good prospects and will likely move to hartford soon
devils are good imo
#69278449
>t. oilcuck
>>69278501
>this delusion
Laffs will literally never be anything but bottom of the league tier
Go on talk to me about jersey, I don't know shit about them nor do I care
>>69278516
He's a laffs fan. Even worse desu
guys the oilers are elite trust me im a professional scout :^)
>/int/ caitlyn is a debbies fan
this is really a high lel IMO
>>69278525
I don't think any team other than the >rags has a worse future than the debbies tbqh.
And I don't expect you to know anything, look at your flag pham
Over/under on mcdavid playing 50 games next season?
kek it's a canadumbs get blown the fuck out episode
>>69278557
they are elite
>buston matthews still hasn't signed
>yfw lamoriello runs him out of town before he even plays a game because he refuses to give him the standard first overall contract
/int/ caitlyn status:
EXPOSED
AS
A
DEBBIES
"FAN"
LMAO
>>69278577
he plays all 82 scoring over 100 points guaranteed
>>69278564
Cool, seeing as my team plays in the real conference I don't give a fuck about leastern teams.
Seeing laffs fans get booty blasted is always a treat though
>>69278607
The only thing that's guaranteed is he will miss games due to injury. The only question is how many.
>>69278620
>Seeing laffs fans get booty blasted is always a treat though
sure is
>>69278595
yeah I don't get why he's fucking around on this kid
>mfw i remember im not an autistic canacuck named gord
>>69278325
>Scrivens
What's going on ITT what did I miss
>>69275703
The Thrill, peace be unto him
>/int/ caitlyn having a meltdown from getting EXPOSED
lel
my
ao
>>69278665
Autistic high school kid is a laffs fan and we're laffing at him & the laffs
Other dude is a debbies fan, they're shit but laffs are worse, which makes point 1 even funnier
>>69278595
>matthews shows up to sign the contract with a small sprout of facial hair
>lamarello tears up the contract and has matthews ejected from the team forever
>mfw
Jesus Christ Canada, wrangle your lafftard
Guys, it's the current year and Canada still has no Cups in the 21st century.
>>69278352
Wut? Skinner is dating Swift?
Did brodeur leaving and joining the blues organization trigger the /int/ caitlyn's mental illness?
look at his asspain
>>69278747
>carried by his elite team: the coach
Lmao
>>69278644
Because he's a jew and that's what they do
>>69278840
>8 games played there
>is assistant general manager for them
>>69278694
It truly is summer
>>69278894
He forced his shitty meme all last summer too. Pretty sad desu.
Also
>tfw no pulju
>>69278885
just shows you what a "quality" organization poo jersey is lmao
>>69278955
poo jersey is still miles better than the laffs. Tbh you have to try to be worse than guido shore
>>69278916
I also forced that meme
t. The other Caitlyn poster that would have to screenshot to prove >we are not samefagging
>>69278989
Nah the laffs are in a better spot than poo jersey
You can cry all you want but you have zero quality prospects and your best players are ancient
>hoffman best goal scorer on team since Heatley
>goes to arbitration last year
>gets a prove it contract
>lives up to expectations
>wants a good contract
>ottawa doesn't want to give him one
>going to arbitration again
>he's gonna leave next year
Fuck this franchise. Seriously just fuck them
>>69279088
You imply that the laffs prospects will come to anything, which they won't, because Toronto is a pit where talent goes to die
>>69279154
It's not that I am saying they will be great, I am saying that they will be better than the literal who's that poo jersey calls "prospects"
>>69279177
Okay. So they'll finish 30th and Jersey will be 31st
Congrats
>>69279126
gibe the son of karls
>>69279206
Yes
poo jersey is trash, let's laugh at them
>>69279210
he probably will ask for a trade soon
>>69279239
Okay.
>mfw poo jersey and laffs finish bottom of the league for the next five years
>>69276485
Wtf is granberg doing dude did nothing with the preds. They needs to get that deal with jarnkrok done asap tho
>>69279251
>erik, what was your number one reason for signing here?
>mcdavid of course
>>69279210
He has a new contract coming up in 3 seasons
He'll ask for a trade 2 seasons from now
Why do I even bother with this team?
Triggered?
OUR
FUCKING
YEAR
>>69278894
Nice grin on that finn
>>69279210
How about his wife's son and a bag of pucks
>>69279387
What ever happen to that russian on Everett?
>>69279423
Got injured in the AHL last year but still played half the season. I still have high hopes for him, even if his development has had a setback or two.
>>69279414
>he's a stereotypical dumbfuck burger
>date same girl through high school
>sign up for marines because he's dumb but he's got heart
>goes to Iraq
>comes home, gets engaged
>goes back to Iraq
>gets blown the fuck up, but modern medicine is enough to save him
>takes two years to end up looking like that
>gets married to high school gf
>gets divorced after two years because high school gf can't stand being with him anymore
>gets depressed and addicted to heroine
>finds another gf but overdoses on heroine and dies
Truly an inspiration to us all.
>>69279578
>finds another gf
Literally how
>>69278840
Brodeurs son has a tryout with the laffs
>>69278325
weak tendies :(
>>69279770
Which one?
>>69279578
F
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyler_Ziegel
>>69279834
Anthony
>>69279961
His dad told Lou to draft him too.
>>69273940
If one of them wins it soon, it'll be NSH. Give a couple years and the Jets have crazy prospects.
r8 my fresh OC
>>69280330
>kessel meme man on jon
dont ruin this ebin meme you syrupfuck
>>69280431
memes evolve
soon jon will be on black twitter
can't stop progress my republican friend
/hoc/ is so fucking dead. the leafs will win the cup next year please respond
>>69280616
all the memes happened last Wednesday
/hoc/ was at its best during the lockout
Prove me wrong
2014 Top 5 redraft
1. Ekblad, Aaron (Florida Panthers)
2. Draisaitl, Leon (Buffalo Sabres)
3. Reinhart, Sam (Edmonton Oilers)
4. Larkin, Dylan (Calgary Flames)
5. Ehlers, Nikolaj (New York Islanders)
>>69281241
>3. Reinhart, Sam
Clearly meme magic's next champion has to be the nashville predators in the west and the Habs in the East, with the Habs winning as the ultimate troll.
So shall it be done.
>>69281093
Sorry I was on reddit back then
Happy to be here now though!
>>69271253
Good Edition.
>>69271437
Did I start "Mantha Mania"
>>69281274
The guy has Size, Hands and Wheels. One of the best passers in his division already.
>>69281382
>Reinhart, Sam
>6'1"
>190
>size
>one of the best passers in the atlantic
Not hard
>>69273132
he was pretty e-leet in his Buffalo years
>>69273132
Yes, at least he played for teams that weren't the best unlike Roy and Brodeur.
>>69273259
>lone banner
>west division champs 2005
>2005
>during a lockout
>>69281493
IT'S A GODDAMN NLL BANNER!
>YOTES
>YOTES
>YOTES!
>>69281493
>NLL
>>69281436
>6'1
>Not "big" in the manlet riddled Eastern Conference
Once he fills out that frame he will be able to shield that puck while driving into high traffic contests
>>69281493
That's not the NHL one. Yotes never won a banner before or after the lockout
>>69281241
What's wrong with Dal Colle?
>>69281642
Is dal colle french for massive bust?
>>69281684
You're thinking of Ho-Sang.
>>69281967
>those hotdogs
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69282103
>>69282262
>implying you dont want a delicious Chicago Hot Dog
>Watching random hockey shit on youtube
>End up watching a Lidstrom highlight reel out of nostalgia
>See this comment "1.orr,2.harvey,3.potvin,4.l.robinson,5.coffey....... not even top 5...."
How do hockey fans and people like this function in the real world with obvious brain damage.
>>69282390
shut up homer
>>69282407
>implying Coffey and Robinson aren't meme as fuck
>Implying Potvin wasn't overrated as fuck by playing on a meme team
Smell my nuts Gord.
>>69282417
>boohoo muh y don't u like muh player
>>69282569
>>69282577
Nice borques
Another defenseman better than stacked team babby lidstrom
>>69282590
>tfw even the post numbers meme me
why
>>69282597
We may never understand the mysteries of the universe
>mfw Quick and the Americans win the Bettman Cup
>>69282621
>implying the kings will even make it in
more like armemeia lol
>>69282696
Haha got em' !
>>69282656
How did quick make it onto the roster tho
>>69282728
He probably sucked someone's dick
>>69282753
kek
You are suddenly made GM of your favorite team and the owner ask you to create another Russian Five. Who do you bring in?
>Panarin-Kuznetsov- Kucherov
>Emelin-Voynov
>>69282821
>no OV
why
>>69282833
I want puck moving and creatively. Ovi just takes it down and puts it in the net. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
I also want more $$$ to spend on other players.
>>69282821
nigga no Ovie? wtf
>>69282728
Because he wins championships. He was good in the Olympics, the team in front of him was lacking and the coaching was pathetic.
I'd you need to win one game, he's probably one of the best pressure performers out there.
>>69282821
>Emelin-Voynov
so a guy who shouldn't be in the NHL and a guy who isn't in the NHL
>>69282927
C'mon Emelin isn't that bad.
>>69282821
Panarin-Malkin-Tarasenko
Markov-Medvedev
>>69282950
he's not even the best russian defender on his nhl team
>>69282966
that offence is dangerous as fuck
>>69282927
>>69282863
>>69282833
Post your lines
>>69282821
>radulov-datsyuk-kovalchuk
>ovechkin - some guy whose last name ends with ov
>>69282390
Lidstrom is objectively the most complete and therefore best defenseman of all time.
Who /4 cups in the last 25 years/ here?
>>69283192
I'm not even mad Orr was above him. Him and Bobby are kind of like 1A/1B kind of thing for me desu. Two of the best but in different styles of play.
I can't believe there's people out there who unironically think those others are better though.
>>69283210
who /4 in 20 (blz it fgt)/ here?
>>69283309
And aww so close to 5 :^)
>>69283309
it's only 1:20 here but that does sound like a good idea
HUOMENTA
>>69283962
Sulkekaa naiminen
>>69284035
>suomalainen tavoitetaipumus
>>69284085
Target what?
>>69275985
Old news.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IFpAvuDQjY
He probably skipped 95% of English classes in school.
>>69277605
10 SEASONS
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_NHL_franchise_post-season_droughts
>>69275985
>implying he has time for such menial and pointless tasks as English lessons when there's hockey to be played
>rags
>>69282621
Europe and Anze will blow everyone the fuck out.
>>69284911
>was happy both Ducks goalies were going to get a lot of time in Cup
>now Freddy isn't a Duck
>now Murray probably going to get all the time for NA
wake up, lads, i need my daily dose of memes
2017 is our year
>>69285314
good meme
>>69285301
Is that implying that the tickets cost that much for the Sharks ploffs games?
>>69285350
correct, binlan. shork """"fans""""
>>69285395
Now that's what I call expensive.
how is even possible for the oilers to be so shit
also what happened to the scouting of goaltenders in the past 10 years
>>69285936
Goalies seem kind of like a crap shoot since a lot of goalies at the WHL and junior level are all about the same shitty level and make the same mistakes. IMO it's hard to judge how well they're going to improve and learn unless they REALLY stand out.
Save me /hoc/, i am trapped in an appartement full of nerds/weebs who give little to no shits about sports, not even to mention hockey
name the players on your team that scored the most in the 2000s at the following positions. no googling, just make your best guesses. unless you're a blackcocks or kongs ""fan"", in which case you'll have no chance at this
Forwards (top 3)
Defencemen (top 2)
Goaltender*
*most wins
>>69285972
Exactly this. Even someone like Pierre who follows the draft and juniors like an autist was sperging out when the Habs selected Carey Price.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLNOtoJ8vb0
>>69286324
>tfw I got to watch Carey Price live all the time while he was with the Americans
I really miss that. Dude was fucking fun. Really, really chill guy too. I liked him a lot.
>>69286318
iginla, conroy, not sure desu maybe huselius or tanguay or some shit
phaneuf, regehr
kiprusoff
Just bought NHL 16, did I fuck up? I haven't bought a NHL game in 10 years
>>69287998
That's about how long they've been shit. I think 2002 was the last really good one. But if you have someone to play with, it is fine.
>>69286318
F1. Elias
F2. Gomez
F3. Parise
D1. Rafalski
D2. Niedermayer
Brodeur
>>69288036
Be a GM mode is p fun desu
>>69286318
do you mean 2000s like 2000-now or 2000-2009
>mfw Bob McKenzie listens to Snoop Dogg
What.
>>69286318
Mike Modano
Brenden Morrow
Jere Lehtinen
Sergei Zubov
Darryl Sydor
Marty Turco
Can someone explain to me why Larionov is so highly praised? His numbers aren't super amazing.
>>69288539
He was one of the first big Russians in NHL with Fetisov
>>69288633
Is that literally it though? Just being one of the first to defect and come over?
How many goals does the Russian Machine score this year?
>>69288666
How many do you think he ends with when all said and done?
jackets signed a guy who scored 260 points in 265 games in the OHL is Dante salituro going to bust?
>>69273975
Tbqh the jackets preds and mild have been closer than any candian team Since 2013
>>69273495
Saad scores winning goal
>>69273495
Who cares?
>Keeping Bishop over Kucherov & Killorn
JUST
>>69288412
You're a faggot if you don't
HOF when
>>69288943
Did you hear him scream when he got injured? 2spooky.
>>69288945
Can't hear it over the sound of me fucking your mother faggot
>>69289027
Back to Twitter mate
This is a civilized board
>>69288943
Best moment of my life
How long until Philly offersheets Kucherov?
>>69288833
dog bless
>>69286324
Well Habs could have picked Kopitar. And wouldnt have dealt Halak. Now imagine they kept McDonough, too.
>Hasbs
>>69289424
THESE are the teams I think could potentially do it
New Jersey Devils - least likely, shit team, combined with not a huge need, and not a sexy market
>rags
Buffalo Sabres - tim murray is a loose cannon
Boston Bruins - shit, old team, not likely
Nashville Predators - team that SHOULD do it, top 4 locked up for cheap for 3 more years, prime cup window
Philadelphia Flyers - $8mil with Schenn to sign, hextall
problem would be getting him to sign the thing for most of those teams
>>69289238
DELET THIS
>>69288645
Very highly regarded in the hockey world for his career in Russia.
>>69289997
It's not exactly surprising – the Habs have been the masters of self-inflicted wounds since at least the 90s, arguably the early 80s.
reminder fins are shit
Is franchise hockey manager 2 fun? Is it worth buying
2 more years bitches
no devils are ELITE
Post irrefutable facts. I'll start:
Toews is not even a top 10 centre
>>69291862
Auston Matthews will be better than Connor McMeme
>>69291862
Backstrom is not a top ten center
the devils will make the ecf this year
>>69291862
Bäckström is a top 10 centre
>>69291862
Backstrom is not a top ten center
>>69291862
Hot pockets can't melt dank memes.
>>69291906
If by better you mean play more games and not be perpetually sidelined by injuries then I would agree.
>>69291906
Not even as good as eichel lmao
>>69291317
Until what?
>>69292038
>>69292097
>it's a Canautists get triggered by the Sunbelter episode
KEK
>>69291862
Backstrom is a great centre
>this triggers calicucks and canautists
>>69292222
That looks tasty af desu
>>69291862
Kane is Canadian
>>69292222
this triggers me more tbH
mouth salivates just thinking of the smell
>>69291862
Matthews only went number 1 because of his age and because of his nationality. He should have went #3 overall
The GM of the London Knights is going to Columbus to be the director of player personnel.
>>69292323
he just came from Columbus to the London 2 seasons ago
>>69292302
>Matthews is like soo overrated
I wonder if it has anything to do with him being a leaf
>>69292222
Way too much veg
Also checked
>>69291862
Finnish goaltending is the best in the world.
>>69292222
>quads
publix confirmed goat. caliniggers, flyoverfags and canadumbs on suicide watch
>>69292464
You sure about that Juri?
>>69292432
No it's about him putting up less points in a weaker league than other players in his draft class and his meme story of desert hockey. He cultivated his number one status off the ice, not on it
how does this image make you feel?
>>69271253
>post memes
Panarin driving an old byke at his father village.
https://youtu.be/SHgGKwicZss
>>69292515
Still sounds like you formed this opinion the second you found out where he was being drafted.
>>69292238
>therapist
I don't even care which one you are talking about. You can have both of them
>>69292564
>boohoo muh anti leafs bias
Nope, he's just clearly not the best player in his draft, he got blown the fuck out in the WJ, and he will get blown the fuck out in the NHL
>>69292614
You seem to know a lot about hockey prospects. What nhl team are you a scout for?
>>69291021
Why?
>>69292297
>my parents used to take me to bob evans for sunday breakfast
>tfw i haven't seen one in 10 years
>>69292649
The Toronto maple leafs.
>>69292515
Being this salty
>>69292529
End me
>>69292614
Waaaaah Americans aren't good at hockey how could they take one first overall waaaaah
Which canadian team will be the best this upcoming season?
>>69292529
If Edmonton won the Matthewsb Owl this year, would the NHL have changed the lottery rules?
>>69292744
No wonder they're so shit. They've been listening to some fat autist on 4chan
>>69292897
Buffalo
>>69292897
Ottawa
>>69292888
Kane was a great 1st overall
Buston is more of an Erik Johnson first overall
>>69292909
>f-fat
>a-autism
You seem pretty upset at facts
>>69292897
edmonton easily
>>69292963
>laffs
>>69292897
Probably the hasb, since price is back.
He's easily an extra +10 wins next season.
>>69292963
>facts
You're confusing those with predictions and conjecture
>>69293123
Fact: Matthews was outperformed at the WJC
>>69292963
>facts because I say so!
Welp I'm convinced.
>>69293053
price isn't even a top 3 goaler you dumb cuck
Northern Minnesota is per capita the greatest hockey producer in the world.
It's scientifically proven that there's 1 HoF hockey player in every 1000
>>69293157
Prediction/opinion: he isn't the best player in the draft and will bust
>>69293170
Fact: Matthews is almost a year older and played in a watered down shit league
>>69292897
Literally none of them
>>69293234
>projecting an 18 year olds future
If it were that easy there would be no such thing as busts. How about we fucking wait and see?
>>69293309
maybe if you want an echo chamber you should try hfboards or reddit
>>69292497
>murican goalt ending
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtndDd18Dhs
These 2 canadians arguing have to be the ameritcaitlyn posters because this is the most autistic thing I've seen in a while. Neither of them are saying anything in their posts but they just keep flinging shit at each other like retards
>>69293384
>this obsession
Go outside or something, my man
>>69293330
Nah you're just a faggot who clearly is bias. But I'm done arguing about this. You have as much clout as a peice of toast.
>op was nearly 24 hours ago
Finland you're slacking
>>69293445
>someone has a different opinion than me
>better call him a faggot and insult him
why are leafs fans such a bunch of crybaby pussies, is it because they watch TSN all day and actually believe it?
>>69293546
you're mad at him for calling you a faggot when in the post before that you called him reddit. just stop
>>69293546
I'm not even a leaf fan. It's just funny how quickly the opinions turn the second he's a leaf. All 30 teams would have drafted Matthews 1st overall.
>>69293595
>called him reddit
no I didn't
>>69293609
>im not even a leaf fan
lmao sure thing buddy
>All 30 teams would have drafted Matthews 1st overall
hahahahahaha absolutely not
>>69293491
They've been slacking for 2 years now. /hoc/ is a shell of its former self. Absolutely embarassing, finland must be removed.
>>69293445
>But I'm done arguing about this
>>69293609
>still arguing about this
>>69293705
Yeah my bad but I'm done now.
>>69293774
>still arguing
nice job reddit
>>69293647
I agree
JUST OUT FER A RIP ARE YA BUD
>Hall was traded to my division
>>69294073
Mine too.
>>69274483
So he's gained 2 pounds in a year. Fucking hell man, that's literally nothing at all. I gained 25 pounds in 4 months, most of it muscle.
>>69294112
Jesse report to Edmonton pls
Hey, Metro Division! Bend over, we're coming in hot.
>>69294112
Moar pasta and potatoes for that kid
FRESH NEW MEME STRAIGHT FROM THE FRONT PAGE OF /R/HOCKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>69294110
You /sabres/ too?
>>69294231
Fuck off you fat steaming double nigger
>>69294361
>sabres
>same division as the devils
>>69294231
lmao, how cute
>>69294361
Penguins to be quite honest, same as the Devlels in the Metro
>>69294361
>mad
>at windsor
How do you rate your offseason so far /hoc/?
Team: Red Wangs
Score: 7/10
>>69294518
Devils
11/10
>>69294518
Jon meme had some good momentum for awhile
So far 6/10
>>69294518
>Stars
Binland goaltending/10
>>69294518
>pongs
>9/10
lost a couple expendable depth players, core very well intact, up & comers on the way. would like to see fleury traded for some more defensive depth, but a repeat next year feels very possible
>atlantic division
>has no team from the original atlantic division
>>69286480
>forgetting Langkow
Iggy, Langkow, Conroy in that order senpai
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