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Reminder that this still triggers Sabres fans
First for fuck finland
>slav thread
I'll catch the next one, thanks
3rd for I love Finland
t. Oilers guy
>poolparty
words can't describe how utterly retarded that """"nickname""""" is. Who the fuck came up with that?
>rags
>>69294814
Some American reddit user probably
reminder: the /int/ caitlyn is a debbies fan
We're doing this again Gord?
>>69294900
>win cups
>still can't keep fans in the seats
WEW LAD
>>69294921
You tranny
>>69294814
let's be real, a name like pulju was gonna get you a nickname real quick in NA
> slovakia
> white
>>69294814
literally raddit
>>69295018
You're fuckin 2 ply bud. My nuts fuckin dangle better than you.
>>69295468
>2 ply
embarassing
>>69295468
You don't have any nuts, Caitlyn.
>>69295505
>Not using 2-ply over 10-ply
I prefer the implication that they're only good for wiping up shit desu.
>>69295531
Tell that to the nuts buried in your mom's throat fag.
>>69295561
The idea is that 10 ply toilet paper is soft, dummy. Nice chirps bud
I unironically use 1-ply. It lasts a good bit longer. Plus, I'm a scruncher so I can overuse the toilet paper with no worry of a clog.
>>69295468
>My nuts fuckin dangle better than you.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicular_torsion
One problem with 1-ply, however is that the rolls tend to be too large to put on the tp roller. SO I have to lay a fresh roll on top, maybe for 7-10 poops before I can mount it without getting unwanted tears on the paper.
Scott is the best brand btw.
>>69295602
I'm aware that 10-ply is the equivalent of calling people soft and retarded m8.
I bet the only time you even take your gloves off is to pick your pucks back up after warming up you soft fag.
>>69295616
Shut up snow nigger. You literally live on the north pole so your nuts never leave your stomach. You probably don't even know if you have any.
>needing to wipe just for safety more than once
if you dont ghost wipe you are an unhealthy fatfuck
>>69294814
>Mad at memes
>>69295683
nobody says 2 ply you fucking grocery stick
go tape your ankles
>>69295783
Good fucking joke idiot. When's your mom going to come clean up the huge pile of dust that's taking up your computer chair right now?
You probably get dropped more than the puck stupid.
>>69295877
You've clearly never played the sport
>2 ply
Lmao
>>69296074
>He's too dumb to use his own shit ever
Lmao get the fuck outta here pigeon
>leafs development camp literally has a dozen cameras and like 30 reporters
>>69294749
>>69294754
>mad leaf
>>69296236
It's almost like the >laffs have a history of overhyping their bust babbies
>>69296134
>I-I-I meant to fuck it up
What are you gonna say next, that you'll go bar up? Lmao americans
>>69294900
>no more Gionta
>no more Parise
>no more Gomez
>no more meme defense
>no more Marty
>Elias is about to retire
>shit prospects without future
How do we save them?
>>69296273
Pic related: It's you
Better than being a pylon like you lmao. I'll let you know if I ever need some weight for strength training so I can just borrow your hands idiot.
>>69296236
oilers camp did last year too, fans were packing the lower bowl just to watch mcdavid run drills for 4 hours
mcdavid is a bigger draw then auspic though, toronto is fucked
>>69296330
Fuck them, they should die for killing hockey for a decade.
>>69296471
t. Flyers/Sens fan
>>69296330
move the franchise to quebec
I want third worlders to stop following >my team.
I can already smell the stink of next year's gamethreads. It reeks of gyros and whatever the fuck slovenians eat.
>brought his team into 3 championships and then ruined their future
what kind of plan was he making?
>>69296654
I've been following Devs for 13 years now
Stay mad Caitlyn
>>69296400
>2 ply
thanks for the laff
>losing your #1D
Florida's gonna be shit this year
>>69296865
>Being this mad
Lmao
>>69296922
>2 ply
how embarrassing
>>69296330
Trade overrated soft swedish dman for a top 10 LWer
>>69297063
Almost as embarrassing as your hockey "skills" lmao
>>69296850
Game changed, Lou didn't. Plus, they won by how they were coached. Management was just along for the ride.
>>69297134
nothing is more embarrassing than fucking up your googled hockey "banter"
>>69297118
>a top 10 LWer
Literally the worst position to brag about. I'd take a top 4 dman before a top line LW any day.
why do canautists even come to /hoc/ anymore? all they do is get btfo
>>69297320
I honestly wonder how hall will fit into new jerseys boring system. Will he finally learn to backcheck?
>>69294651
>old roommate married sabres
>we don't talk anymore
>>69297390
Can't go home, houses all burned down.
>>69297487
BTFO
>2 ply
>>69297564
Laffs defense? I'd bet on the 2ply to stop pucks
>>69297635
>laffs
>2 ply
Do the flamingos have a chance to win the stan lee cup?
>>69297421
I'm sure he will put up 70+ pts and 30+ g, while leading the Devils to a 7th-8th seeded playoff appearance. Meanwhile, McDavid and Larsson will lead the Oilers to another top 5 lottery finish. Nolan Patrick here we come.
>>69297814
Is that scenic Toronto? trudeau must be so proud of his new neighbors from the middle east
>>69297828
They'll win 5 before the laffs finish above 28th
>mfw an american called me 2 ply
>>69297931
DELET
>>69297982
Its funny you think this is the middle east when it's literally america kek
Are 6'6'' playmaking centres memes?
>>69298281
Toronto is basically the middle east bro.
And yes Toronto is in America, you should've learned that in geography
>>69298285
When was the last time we had a 6'6 center who was elite? Sundin was 6'5 which is close.
>>69298427
Sens just drafted one who could become elite. Kids only 18 too he may keep growing
>>69298427
Lemieux was a 6'6" C
>tfw poopjärvi is now a dank reddit meme
>>69298677
Yeah no he wasn't. He was 6'4. You rarely see elite centers over the height of 6'4. The ideal height is 6'2 to 6'4. Anything bigger and you're too slow. Anything smaller and you're not strong enough.
>>69298909
nah crosby is like 5'11
But he is strong as fuark
Travis Yost
@travisyost
Calgary Flames will be hiring Dave Cameron as an assistant coach. Announcement likely Friday.
Travis Yost
@travisyost
On top of Dave Cameron, the Calgary Flames will also be hiring Paul Jerrard (Utica).
>>69299090
Why does he dive so much then? Is he a soccer player?
>>69299090
There are some exceptions of course. Crosby is also 200 lbs and his legs are fucking massive.
>>69299205
as a sens fan i had a good kek at this
cameron sucks
why have the past couple /hoc/ threads been full of leafs derailing and shitposting trying so hard to epicly tr0ll people to make up for how butthurt they are for being shit. literal manchilds cant just stick to hockey content
>>69299244
He's actually been pretty good for a few years
>>69299248
Yeah, I think it's more about weight as long as it's not fat. As long as you aren't an actual manlet like 5'10
>>69299327
because their fucking 2ply
>>69295616
That happened to me and I almost lost the testicle.
What the fuck is this 2 ply shit?
>>69300086
Some casual American embarrassing himself trying to sound Canadian and not knowing hockey chirps
Pretty high lel IMHO
>>69300061
Happened to my brother too, his balls also survived.
>If you don't post on this thread you will get testicular torsion
is an ylilauta meme.
>mad
>at toilet paper
What a surprise, Canadians don't wipe their own fucking asses.
Big Brother: Team North America edition
plus some cute girls
WHEN?
new meme
>>69300329
Did he get the operations where they make a small incision above the navel, or did he need to get his scrotum cut open? I had no idea that testicular torsions were a thing before it happened to me, let alone that it is a fairly common injury.
>>69300692
Dank.
>>69297390
We're throwing stones from a glass house when we have posters like this
>>69296134
>>69295683
>>69295561
>>69300692
Pls no, it was started by an autistic summer visitor who looked up hockey banter online
>>69300880
I think they cut his sack open and somehow attached the testicles to it to prevent twisting from happening again. He hasn't had problems since then. I don't think people really like to share an incident like that so it's not really a big topic.
>>69300170
>he... he likes milk?
>>69300692
Pretty dank, but I've seen danker.
>>69300329
when the bulju arrive
OFFICIAL /HOC/ TP RANKINGS
>GOD TIER
1)1PLY
2)4PLY
>GOOD TIER
3) 2PLY
4)8PLY
5)10 PLY
>GARBAGE TOILET CLOGGING TIER
9000) CANADA
>not using wet wipes
>he's an adult man
>he uses wet wipes
>>69303721
Well do you wanna wipe or do you want to smear?
>>69303189
>wiping your ass with wet wipes
princess
>>69304011
Wet wipes literally smears your shit. Toilet paper also has a drying effect.
If you're going to use wet wipes, just invest in a bidet you dumb faggot. But somehow, I think a shitskin like you doesn't know shit about toilet hygiene.
>he doesn't wipe his asshole with his left hand as Allah commands
>>69303721
>>69304189
>wipe with a wet wipe a couple times and completely clean
>wipe with toilet paper until you're raw and bloody and still not clean
Easy choice
>>69302202
Tethering is the only way to prevent it from happening in the future. Usually both testes are tethered, even though only one is tangled at the time of surgery.
>>69303189
>not using Clorox
>>69304189
but suomi we have big fat burger shits :D
> :D
::::DDDD
what do finnish buttts smell like?
>>69306061
> :DDDDDDDDDD
ebin
>>69306061
you tell me
You have 3 seconds to explain why pooljew won't be a massive bust
>>69303189
>tfw no bidet
Feels uncivilized
>>69306692
He is a redpilled 1ply user. It's well documented that Hasek, Jagr and Lemieux used 1ply toilet paper exclusively.
>>69306692
big cock
>>69306692
DAT SHOT
>>69306692
Oilers godlike prospect development
>>69306692
Some memes are made to be broken.
>>69306830
DAT SPEED
DAT BIKE
>>69294814
he probably shouldve picked a better last name then desu senpai
>>69306692
He's basically finnish Hossa so while not maybe scoring as much he can still play breddy gud :DDD defense
>>69307415
Hossa put up 100 points in his prime you dip
>>69307527
And?
>and then he said "yer fuckin two ply bud"
>Hahahahahaha what the fuck
>>69307600
>Y-y-you're 2ply bud
>>69299244
Crosby is one of the strongest players on the puck in the NHL, retard
Who is the most obvious bust drafted in the top 10 of either of the past 2 drafts?
mikoo rantdanen
Post rare Jons
>>69307653
B-B-BUT HE USED TO DIVE FIVE SEASONS AGO
wek wek
>>69307962
Quote reddit posters
>>69307962
pretty dank Jon can I save it?
Benn-Seguin-Kucherov
Lindholm-Ekblad
Schneider
>>69308301
Benn-Giroux-Kane
Suter-Weber
Bishop
>The Panthers literally post on reddit now
JUST
>>69308301
Kucherov McDavid Benn
Keith Ekblad
Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBRTMSJNXlQ
Literally the best hockey content there is.
>>69308766
>this absolute desparation for fans
JUST RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELOCATE IT
>>69308864
based Rinne. Seems really chill dude.
>>69307014
G FUNK STEP TO THIS I DARE YA
>>69308864
kek pavelski in a car with 4 finnish dudes.
>>69308301
>lundqvist is most expensive
Gaudreau($3) - Malkin($4) - Kucherov(#2)
Vlasic($2) - Karlsson($6)
Quick($1)
bargain bin, spend the rest on meme development
O'Reilly - Barkov - Zuccarello
Josi - Faulk
Quick
>>69308301
Silfverberg-Getzlaf-Perry
Fowler-Lindholm
J. Gibson
Bargain Bob strikes again.
>>69308301
Are we making this for one year, or for the future? Seriously impacts stuff like Crosby vs McDavid
>>69308848
u got the wings wrong there dumbass
>>69308864
>20:30
HHHHNNGGGGGG
>>69309034
do both
>>69309040
Oops
A bit rude there lad
>>69308301
everyone good is a fucking left wing REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69308941
so chill he doesn't save shortside shots :^)
>>69308301
Benn-Barkov-Kane
Josi-Pietrangelo
Price
17 dollars
I got something triggering for you
>Vancouver Canucks @VanCanucks
>#CanucksCamp visiting Damage Control Training Facility Galiano today. Learning the ropes and looking good doing it.
DAMAGE CONTROL TRAINING
>>69309319
magic dutchman
>>69309311
The best part about my team is that it easily fits under the cap with a 20 man roster.
>>69294651
Not as much as this.
>>69309311
Tbh Barkov and Piet should be worth more
General Fanager
@generalfanager
Mikkel Boedker's original SPC (5M/5M/3M/3M) with #SJSharks rejected by league for violating 35% variability rule.
>shorks
>>69309375
Boeser is hot
JUST
>>69309616
>shorks
they may have lucked out because Boedker is bad
Corduroy Orbison
@_Proto
Willie Desjardins yesterday said Brandon Sutter is the Canucks #2 centre and Sbisa might play 2nd pair minutes with Gudbranson.
How fucked is Hongcouver this year
Nolan Patrick territory?
>>69309737
they'll probably be a bottom 3 team and miss out on all 3 of the lotteries
we may finally see a complete exodus of hongcouverites from /hoc/
>>69309796
I think it's even worse next year with Vegas
If you finish last you could end up picking 5th because I think Vegas participates in the lotto but always slots in 4th if they don't win, at least that's what I think. Maybe they're just slotted into 4th last in the standings
http://www.sporcle.com/games/aheig82/last-five-40-goal-scorers-by-nhl-franchise
>>69309883
I think Vegas will be given lottery odds as if they were the 3rd worst team in the league
>>69310053
Rangers: Nash, Gaborik, Messier, Verbeek
>>69309737
Please. As a Canucks fan nothing would make me happier than to watch this franchise burn to the ground.
beans beans the magical fruit
the more you eat the more you too
the more you toot you better you feel
beans beans with every meal
>>69310053
>THE HAMLET OF MINNESOTA
>>69309643
yes he is, future captain material
>>69310437
>"""""state of hockey"""""
>>69310550
Feel bad he got drafted by the Canucks
>>69310412
Who's that supposed to be?
OUR YEAR
>>69310216
it's going by seasons so it's Gaborik x2, Jagr, Messier, Verbeek
>>69310681
-Flame Fags last offseason
pls remember finns are friends do not bully
>>69310675
jake bean
How do you guys handle the off season? This is my first one and its really hard
>>69309737
I hope >we are
But >we will probably be close to a wildcard spot at the deadline and then lose 14 straight and lose the lottery and pick 6th
>>69310880
Then take the meat and potatoes guy over anyone that can produce offence again.
>>69310921
Yes, kys immediately
>>69310948
>liking someone mentally 7 years old
As of expected from a burgeranon
>Flyers lose lottery
>get James Van Riemsdyk instead of Patrick Kane
>trade him for Luke Schenn
Is the lotto rigged?
are we done talking about toilet paper now?
>>69311077
Yes
-Canucks fan
Hey /hoc/, i have decided to watch hockey now instead of the NBA because fuck NBA. What team should i support? I live in Houston, and is there anything i should know?
>>69310921
Just remember that anime is like western television, at least 90% of it is pure shit.
Tässä langassa on liian vähän buljuja
>>69311233
FUCK OFF WERE FULL
>>69311233
Dallas
Kurisu is ugly.
>>69311233
carolina, theyre the golden state of the NHL and columbus is the cleveland
>>69311366
i hate golden state so no
>>69311366
Please don't this, no non-local should have to voluntarily root for those teams
>>69310053
>http://www.sporcle.com/games/aheig82/last-five-40-goal-scorers-by-nhl-franchise
107/134
>I forgot about Eric Staal already
>>69311077
In general yes, but not this year.
Hongcouver just got BTFO as is tradition
>>69311497
noice, i got 99
are you in your 20s?
>>69311385
An American and Finlander are having waifu wars in fucking /hoc/
>>69311498
>goat.jpg
Calm down there faggot, the 2nd best player in the draft isn't goat
>>69311498
>as is tradition
>1967
>>69311615
>le laine is better meme
kill yourself retard
>>69311615
>2nd best player
o i am laffin
>>69311631
>implying either is the best player in the draft
REMINDER:
>>69311656
>trusting montreal drafting and development
lmao
>>69311631
Calm down fanboy, at least you aren't a Canucks fan like me
>>69311677
naturally elite players literally cannot bust
>>69311631
>implying bulju isn't going to be the best player from this draft
>>69311755
>bulju
kill yourself
>>69311708
I agree but the habs traded away their last 2 elite players in Roy and Subban. The rest are mediocre/busts.
>>69311528
just barely, 29
you guys forget the best player from this draft already?
>>69311755
sorry binland
he'll be a good 2nd though
>>69311246
Huutista :DDDD
>>69311785
Why are you so rude Chang? Is it true when they say that asians have no soul?
>>69311790
Galchenyuk's still around. Inb4 he gets traded for not being a frenchtard
>>69311827
Not Asian
>>69309616
I thought the bay area is where all the math geeks were?
>>69311834
>Galchenyuk
>succeeding with Michelle still coaching
sorry habsbro you might be fucked
>>69311884
Sadly not a Habsbro like a dad. I am but a lowly Canucks fan doomed to walk the post lockout Leafs realm for another decade.
>>69311921
At least the Canucks didn't trade their Subban
>>69311942
No, but we are just incapable of getting one in the first place and totally capable of trading the farm for Gudbranson, Sutter and Granlund
Surprised no one gave Marselis Subban the ol' Jared Staal
I just gotta say everyone, watching my Red Wings slowly disintegrate into mediocrity and, likely, years of ineptitude is really fucking depressing.
>>69312246
ONE OF US
>>69309737
In what world is Sbisa a 2nd pairing defenseman and not a 1st pairing defenseman?
>>69312246
you guys are too close to Canada
THE GREATEST HOCKEY PLAYER OF ALL TIME
It's not Gretzky
It's not Lemieux
It's not Orr
It's not Karlsson
It's not Puljujarvi
It's
http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php?pid=110677
>>69312174
Marselis isn't their brother though. And he barely played in the OHL.
>playing your rival in chel
>utterly embarrass them
Feels grand lads
>pulju in oilers
>>69312753
>not picking your opponents rival every time for maximum asspain
>not watching goals and ragging the puck
plen
>>69312818
pulju is reddit now
>>69313092
dont say that
>>69313092
finns are not reddit
>>69313092
>>69313162
>>69313340
reddit just discovered the bulju meme today
>>69313421
what no no no no no STOP IT
>>69313421
There's only a single reason as to how you know this.
>>69313584
You're right, by browsing reddit. :^)
>yfwdnwdsb
>>69311366
>carolina is the golden state of the NHL
fucking kek
>>69310412
>>69311798
2017 is our year
http://www.strawpoll.me/10685278
http://www.strawpoll.me/10685278
http://www.strawpoll.me/10685278
Very important that you vote.
>>69313829
fuck u
We had it coming after 1991-2009
>>69313829
I already have immunity against these
>>69313829
fuck u
bringing back a fairly obscure /hoc/ meme
Who can stop us?
>>69307962
Nice Jon friendo
>>69313915
any team with offence
>>69313976
Not so fast.
>>69314123
Cory is a meme like Dubnyk.
>>69314123
that picture is funny but the devlels are trash
>>69314155
people actually believe this
Reminder that we are the Stanley Cup champs for the next 23 months.
>>69314239
>we
>>69314239
Feelsgud
>>69314264
me on the right
>>69314289
I fucking hate the Penguins, but I'm pretty happy based Bill got his cup.
>>69313587
First bill now pulju.
Is nothing sacred?
hi /hoc/ I've recently abandoned the NBA and have decided to become an NHL fan. I've got two choices but currently leaning New york rangers. What's the outlook for the new york rangers and the new york islanders?
>>69314387
>rags
Literally the bleakest future in sports.
>>69314387
dude please choose the islanders. the >rags are literally the shittiest team ever. you are guaranteed colossal disappointments
>>69314387
FUCK OFF WERE FULL
NEW FANS NOT WELCOME
GO AWAY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>69314239
Literally the best feeling. Moving from Pittsburgh to DC in a few months sadly but I'll definitely wear my Crosby sweater a lot down there
>>69314432
>>69314491
wat it looks like they have been great these past few years. Is their window closing? Islanders don't look bad either literally picking based on uniforms and location of stadiums
>>69314608
LEAVE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
NHL IS NOT ACCEPTING NEW FANS
>>69314608
their window slammed shut this year. they are burdened with expensive, lengthy, shitty contracts, a crappy goalie, and a nightmare prospect pool
islanders look much better desu. need to make a trade for a winger or something tho
>>69314608
the >rags are fucking shit don't bother with them I cannot stress this enough
>>69314608
If you love disappointment then feel free to join us. I love my Rangers but they always rip my heart out.
would you
>>69314742
i guess, my standards are pretty low
I am back to remind you
>>69314654
P-please It looks like a lot of fun
>>69314672
>>69314675
>>69314711
Thanks for the advice. I'll think about it and make a decision.
>>69314786
also please check my kucherov dubs
>>69314786
Yes, Publix is good.
>>69314786
i wonder how bad those contracts look in a few years when the blots still havent won another cup
>>69314815
Bitches don't know how to take a faceoff.
>>69314821
>yfw stammer and hedman win the cup and make out on the middle of the ice
>>69314792
>tfw I entered /hoc/ this year and nobody noticed.
>tfw I made some cool autism graphs and nobody noticed.
>>69314792
the rags are literally the biggest joke of a franchise in the history of sports, the islanders arent far behind
pick a better team or gtfo
Post players in full off-season form
>>69314870
it ends next season
will the >rags miss the playoffs next year?
who else will?
>>69314918
That's not from the offseason, don't be a casual.
>>69314878
flipped a coin and got Islanders. Time to go do some research
>>69314899
my favorite
>>69314957
Wings, Rangers, Yotes, Flyers, Laffs will all miss in the East
>>69314958
I just wanted to post manlet players
>>69314968
you are so fucking lucky holy kek
>>69314957
Well lets think. Are there 8 teams in the east better than them?
Finns are evil. We must stop the evil.
>>69314968
its simple, islanders have a few more years to win the cup before they start throwing seasons for lotto picks
>>69314957
If Lundpads gets injured they will be worse than Montreal after Price went down
>>69314998
>habs
>blots
>caps
>kitties
>pens
>islels
>devilels
>sens
There is 8 teams that will be better than >rags
I'll add in Boston and possibly philly
>>69314998
1. Bolts
2. Penguins
3. Capitals
4. Panthers
5. Islanders
6. Canadians
7. Devils
8. Bruins
9. Flyers
10. >rags
>>69315080
>tfw left out
little rude
>>69315114
Soon, your time is coming. Don't worry
>>69315114
It pains me to say it because i was in carolina when the team was moved there and went to some of the first games but no, the canes will not make it.
>>69315114
what team is that?
>>69315114
Once Ned comes and actually grows then you might.
>>69315110
>>69315080
The east is such a fucking meme. Embarrassing how much better the west is
>>69314979
>Chai 110% Dad mode
>McAutism
>Pulju assburger
>Eberlel
This Team is an even bigger Meme somehow
>>69315166
Careful, you'll trigger the islels fan
>>69315166
Arguably the 3 best teams are in the east though.
>>69315264
Whoa slow down there sunbelt. Let's not get carried away.
>>69315264
okay so then it's top heavy. but the west has more balance. Duck, Stars, Blues, Hawks, Preds, Kings, and Sharks are all very good
>>69315166
The east just won quite handedly you fucking moron
>>69315351
Yes but it also featured the red wings and flyers in its postseason
Should I get a subban jersey
>>69315351
>shorks
They shorked. blues, hawks, preds and kings would have all beaten the pens.
>>69315447
>shorks
>beating the pens
>>69315447
They couldn't even beat the shorks so no I don't think so.
>>69315447
Why didn't they then? It was blantalty obvious from game 1 that Pittsburgh was the much better team. Outstanding series from Jones kept them from being swept
>>69314957
Devils.
>>69315433
You might as well just get one that says cuck on the back
>>69314968
We just lost two of our three best players, and signed a 30 year old coming off his worse year to a seven year contract.
Also goaltending is going to regress.
>>69315539
Griess will be fine
>>69315503
W-why he's a good player
>>69315577
>w-why
what kind of toilet paper does he use?
>>69315577
Get one for your gf instead
Is "intangibles" worth 10 mill?
>>69315461
>>69315499
I didn't say the shorks could. I said other teams could have. Hockey is a fickle game sometimes gents. The best team doesn't always win.
>>69315776
Are 3 cups?
>>69315776
lel fuck no
literally nobody thinks those are good contracts
>>69315874
That's because no one is worth 10 million.
Where do the Oilers finish this year?
>>69315770
>you will never be humiliated by a good house nigger like Subban
Why even exist
>>69316123
Second last. Only above the Canucks.
>>69316123
On a golf course, like always
>>69316123
Near the bottom of course
>>69315114
good meme I like it
>>69315776
>20mil tied up in two forwards
Only a 25min+ elite dman should be given a contract like that. But there is hardly even any of those anymore. Maybe Doughty, Keith and Burns deserve a 10mil, but that is still pushing it. 1/7th of your teams cap space devoted to one player is ridiculous in this sport. Hockey=team sport.
>2 ply
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>>69316123
I'm going to give an optimistic guess. They will finish 4th in their division, 11th in their conference, and have a .600+ recored against the East.
>>69316217
>wanting poo on your fingers
>>69316151
I've always wondered where NHL players golf, I golf all the time it would be cool to see someone
>>69316294
>not understanding context
>never playing hockey
What's the future for him /hoc? Does he still have potential to be a top 6 sniper?
>>69316323
In the AHL, yeah.
>>69316323
I mean he'd probably score 20 on the Laffs' first line
>>69316333
What about the KHL? If Nigel Dawes can dominate there, surely Yakupov still has a shot.
>>69316367
Yakubust has that losing cancer carry over from Nug and Hall.
>>69316323
hes so bad defensively that yak is a liability on a top line, that said i think he had a really good run when he came back from ankle injury where he was playing physical and looked like an nhl calibre player
1 ply y'all. bout to embark on an adventure
>>69316520
just fold it over and dont wipe too hard
my roommate steals tp from his work and its all 1ply cheap shit, but ive gotten used to it
Reminder Americans are literally trained to safe human life. Malarchuk lives because of an American.
A Finn would meme while a fellow man bleeds out.
>>69316323
Yak will look offensively respectable if he plays with a right handed playmaker. Defensively, he'll always try hard, even if his brain shuts off randomly
FINNS ARE FRIENDS AND HEROES
STOP BULLYING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsfSLemDYQg
Bill.
>>69316574
Isn't he a depressed shut-in or something now? May as well have just bled out
>>69316609
what do they say during the chorus? I kind of like it
>>69316637
thats what playing for the sabres does to a man
>>69315288
All shit. Worstern Conference got exposed hard this year.
>>69316637
no he works for toronto now. unfortunately he didnt kill himself, he couldve saved himself a lot of misery
>>69316574
fuck, i forgot how brutal this accident was. his fucking mother was watching the game
>>69316767
hes a hockey player theyre built tough, that shit is nothing
>>69316804
He tried to shoot himself later. that incident really messed him up
>he shot himself in the face and lived
The guy just wasn't meant to die
>>69316574
A bunch of redditors scared of blood? Stay cucked and fuck off you underage kids
>>69316895
You're a really bad poster
>>69316658
tahdon voimaa (HEI), tahdon voittaa
pistän kaiken peliin, kaiken mitä se vaatii, on matkaa finaaliin, haluun sen pokaalin
tahdon voimaa (HEI), tahdon voittaa
laitan kaiken peliin, kävi miten kävi, nyt on pakko tsemaa, en aio hävii
>>69316574
Slovakian's too
>>69316832
im surprised the scar is still so visible, i had a 3 inch cut on my forehead right down to the skull when i was a kid and the scar is mostly gone now
>he didn't play hockey growing up
What's your excuse? Too poor? Mommy didn't want her snowflake getting hurt?
post your face when the stars win the stan lee cup
>>69317276
careful la you will trigger the sunbelt cucks
>>69316940
english would be nice
>>69316920
And You're are a dumb reddit faggot. Get off my fucking board cuck.
>>69317302
>mfw
>>69317324
Why get mad when we can eat?
>>69317276
I wanted to but ended up playing football instead. I got good at ice skating very quickly. Took one class and switched from figure skates to hockey skates very quickly. really regret not playing
>>69317376
Post your arm
I bet you are fat from all those subs. Remember, enjoy all comforts in moderation!
>>69317276
I played soccer instead
>>69317324
I live in a place that has only snowed once and I play hockey. They should feel triggered.
>>69317381
Never too late to play bud. Join a beer league team while your still young.
>>69317376
>thinks becoming a ham planet is a good thing
>>69317433
>>69317490
You cucks are triggered. Why?
>>69317509
I'm lmao ing at you right now. You'd rather eat meme sandwiches than play hockey.
>>69317509
>why are canautists triggered?
No idea.
>>69317327
I want (will)power, I want to win
I'll give my all, whatever it takes, still road to final, I want that trophy
I want (will)power, I want to win
I'll give my all, no matter how it ends, I have to push through, I'm not gonna lose
Getting a publix in my area desu. Excited for it
>>69317509
Didn't post arm, leads me to believe you are fat.
*smacks lips* those sandwhiches might be worth it tho
>>69317670
Where do you live? I live near the SC-NC border and I just found out we had a Publix yesterday. Gonna pick up a memewhich tomorrow and see what the hoopla is about.
Quality hockey posting going on right now
>>69317728
Shockingly, Virginia. It'll be our first one here as far as I know. Wegmans is way too expensive for me and food lion is memes
>>69317728
Go Mojo Pork, homie
>tfw no publix
Hyvee a shit :(
I don't really trust people's opinions if they haven't even played the game.
>>69317870
Shut up faggot, Hy Vee is great. Their bakery stuff is like crack.
>/int/ caitlyn is a debbies fan
>>69317895
I honestly don't know, my mom buys the pre packaged sandwiches not the deli stuff. its salty shit
What went wrong ?
>>69317911
Use some of your good boy points to have her get you cookies and muffins next time. I recommend chocolate chip cookies and banana nut muffins.
>>69308301
Gaudreau-getzlaf-tarasenko
roman josi- tj brodie
carey price
1 doller left to spare
>>69318006
>Perry disappears in the postseason
>Boudreau can't into closing out series and as a result the entire team shits the bed in every game 6 and game 7
>limped into this postseason with too many injuries
>refpucked to hell and back in games 1 and 2 against Nashville, probably would have won that series in 5 if they weren't playing 9v5 in the first two games
>>69318006
Back to back man babies
>>69317983
Velocity v4's are the Goat pads
>>69318109
Agreed
>Hawks beat out by the Bloos
>Bloos beat out by the Shorks
>But no really guys if they had made the final...
The butthurt annd delusion is so sweet tasting
>>69318232
>leastern teams can only win Cups against Hongcouver and the >shorks
Talk to me next time you guys win a Stanley Bowl against a team that isn't synonymous with choking and failure
>>69318232
My favourite part is the Dynasty posting. All you have to do is mention the HHOF and the conversation stops there. If they had won this year >we would have been BTFO.
>>69318300
Stay salty
reminder
>>69296236
The media needs plenty of video clips for when the team is excelling/burning to the ground mid-season.
Why do amerifats insist on talking about a sandwich?
>Inb4 mad at sandwiches
>>69318587
>mad at sandwiches
armemeia doesn't like it when people talk about food because it reminds him of what he doesn't have lol
>>69317276
My dad asked me if I wanted to and I said no
I don't know why. It's my biggest regret
Will Jake Bean win the cup for the canes?
>>69319234
My mom asked me and I said no too. She made me play for a year and I ended up loving it.
>>69299205
>cameron
Good job Flames
He'll cause Monahan or Gaudreau to want to quit the team like he did with Hoffman here
>>69318873
Have you ever seen an Armenian dinner table? It's annoyingly packed to the point of having no room left on the table. Leftovers for days. It's basically Thanksgiving everyday
>>69319522
Ignore them senpai.
Speaking of food though, what are the best Armenian dishes?
>>69319522
and then you wake up
>>69313829
fuk u
>>69319564
Dolma is my favorite. Armenian khachapuri, barbecued meats and veggies, zhengalov hac, lavash, lobi, khash, and harissa are all great.
>>69319707
Dolma with some olives and lavash sounds so good right now. I think I know what I'm eating after my next beer league game.
>>69319334
That's why I'm going to force my hypothetical kids to play hockey
>yfw the blots win the stanley owl
>>69317276
I grew up in Southern California and it just wasn't that big when I was a kid (I'm 26 now). I no longer live there but youth hockey is much more popular there nowadays. Never playing ice hockey is my biggest regret, though I have learned how to skate and I am decent at it so that's something I guess. Inb4 hurr you're a pussy, I played concussion ball in high school and college.
Good morning my friends
>>69320695
Syökää paska-kehitysvammaista
>>69320695
Hello Finland.
Do you guys like the Stars?
>>69308301
Benn Kucherov Malkin
Doughty Ekblad
Bishop
>>69317276
Dude hockey equipment is expensive, that's why our hockey has been going to shit
#PuljuNation
Daily reminder Finland is a country of busts
>>69322650
Daily reminder that Barkov is Russian so he doesn't classify as a Finnish bust.
>>69322685
Only reason he's not a shit bust like all the other Finnish >prospects
>>69322685
poor mans Wennberg
>>69322767
Your mother is the poor man's whore lel
>>69322685
Barkov is immune to finnish bust disease
WOW. I did 't come here to get bullied. Bye you bigots.
>>69323067
painu helvettiin
Is Dylan Strome going to be an overrated meme because of McDavid?
>>69323105
:'^(
>>69323124
Its hard to tell. He has the size to be a great center and he seems pretty talented. Time will tell I guess. At the very least he can be a 2C which is alright.
>>69312479
here's your (You)
EZT COZT
1.publix
2.pens
3.kitties
4.craps
5.debuls
6.bruklynz
7.bears
8.floyers
9.>hasb
10.>rags
Relocated: >shitticanes
>>69324092
>le meme names xD
>>69324092
this is embarrassing
>>69324557
The flag explains it all.
>>69324557
>>69324756
something needs to be done. This has gone too far.
If reddit is so bad, why are you guys always fucking talking about it?
Really makes you think
>>69324756
A leaf
A literal, actual fucking leaf
>>69324832
>red lines and a bunch of random stars
How do you rate your team's off-season /hoc/?
I'd give the Wings a 7.5/10
>>69313829
Fuk
>>69307962
Limited Edition Halloween Jon.
Pls no steal
>>69324869
>"""random""" stars
>leaf education
>>69313751
true though, even if Shaw is gone, I think the offseason for the Hawks will get them back to elite status. Hopefully they can meme just one more cup.
>>69325489
The window has closed anon. They're depth is way too weak to compete for a cup. They'll be a playoff team for another 3 to 5 years and the rebuild will commence. It's what happens when you spend over 20 million on 2 players.
>>69325594
>they're depth
I promise my phone is retarded and not me.
>>69325594
>Cucknadian education
>Newark, NJ – The New Jersey Devils today re-signed right wing Kyle Palmieri to a five-year contract with an average annual value of $4,650,000. The salary breakdown is: 2016-17: $4,500,000; 2017-18: $4,500,000; 2018-19: $5,000,000; 2019-20: $5,000,000; and 2020-21: $4,250,000. The announcement was made by Devils’ Executive Vice President/General Manager Ray Shero.
>>69325989
Prove me wrong, caitlyn. I would love to see your hockey """knowledge"""
>>69326009
You're fuckin' 2-ply bud.
>>69326030
You're a fucking retard
>>69326199
>He wasn't here yesterday for the shit-post off
just kys alcoholic
>>69326242
Saw all the 2-ply shit, just an amerilard being a retard.
>https://www.nhl.com/hurricanes/video/development-camp-practice/t-277437094/c-41349203
any other camps going on that actually have scrimmages not drills?
>>69326476
He's trying way too hard to push this reddit tier meme.
>>69326476
Still less retarded than you cucks desu
Which team is most fucked for the next 5 years by bad contracts?
>>69327520
Rags and mild without question. Basically 15 million dollars worth of dead money for the mild.
>>69309649
NICE
>>69298909
Pavelski and Giroux are 180 cm and Krejci is 182 cm.
>>69309496
>tfw i was at that game as a preteen and i still have nightmares about it
>>69306692
What do you honestly expect from Pulju?
>>69313829
cretino cigano
>>69308864
I always thought it would be cool if Pulju took Kurri's number but apparently it's frozen.
#Lifelong
>>69327892
You consider those 3 elite centers? They're good but idk about elite.
i think fins should stop posting
>>69328248
Its just americans hating finns, but everyone hates americans.
Chris Nichols
@NicholsOnHockey
Holland/Stamkos: "We did not do the interview process. We never talked to him or his camp. That's about all I can say."#RedWings SiriusXMNHL
>>69321904
It was expensive in 90s Finland but any more. You can probably get a kit for 100 euros.
>>69294651
This was always a stupid fucking rule anyway
>>69328512
Too busy signing abdelkater and helms lol
>>69328579
DESU I don't think it was ever anything more than posturing anyway by Stamkos and it got him exactly what he wanted.
>>69328512
It was only ever between Tampa and Toronto
>>69328592
And Yzerman saw right through it.
>Kongs and Bloos fags actualy believe they would beat Pens when Shorks didn't
>>69328592
>and it got him exactly what he wanted.
The same contract he was being offered for months?
>>69328595
You mean Tampa and nobody
>>69328609
>>69328602
Wasn't Steve trying to go shorter and cheaper originally? I can't remember because that gongshow went on so long.
MAKE A NEW FUCKING THREAD
>>69328697
No you
MAKE A NEW THREAD IM ABOUT TO FREAK OUT
>>69328697
>>69328874
You make one you lazy sack of shit.
Go here faggots
>>69329279
