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>rags
Finns have awoken.
Eberle+2018 2nd+2017 3rd for Barrie, E5
>>69232068
Did that girl get SQUATTED by those three?
>>69232068
ovi is almost normal looking next to datsyuk
What's the point of drafting goalies when everyone else is giving them away for free?
>>69229731
This tbf
>>69232344
Uwotm8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsfSLemDYQg
>mathews still hasnt signed his ELC
>>69232363
Doesn't show off their mongol heritage well enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h_hS0d4vqg
>>69232344
Wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT-Y-baE7v8
>>69232392
Good one though
>>69232394
>den glider in
>clip shows a puck that studsar in
>>69232416
Nah man, it totally gliders for a bit right as it crosses the line before going back to studsaring
>>69232439
>gliders
>studsaring
Cute attempts tbf
The puck is rullar more than it is studsar or glider though
>post yfw when we are on the verge of history
If the Oilels miss another year we will witness history, becoming the longest nhl streak ever to miss the playoffs.
>>69232166
you want to draft a qt fuck toy and hope you luck into a good one that is under contract for a long time.
>>69232469
>Cute attempts tbf
Nah, I'm turning those into english words. Glider and studsar are now official English words
I glider
you glider
he/she/it gliders
we glider
they glider
>rullar
I'm taking this too
>>69232166
Cup champions tend to use starting goalies they drafted
>Murray
>Crawford
>Quick
Teams that don't draft goalies end up like the Stars with not one but two Finnish goalies
>>69232526
Rude, that's worse than the meme stealing that is happening on this board
How do I get a Finnish GF?
>>69232535
>Finnish goalies have to be bought
Proof of Finland hockey masterrace
>>69232580
Be hot/cute? I don't know bro. I don't think there's really any guidelines for Finnish girls
>>69232535
Since the cap only 10/22 SC finalists since the cap have drafted their goalie and that's skewed by a few repeat appearances. 2012 Quick, 2008 Fleury and 2006 Ward the only drafted and developed goalies that carried their team to the cup finals. The rest were complementary or system babbies.
>>69232577
All words/sounds/grammar structures belong to English eventually
>>69232657
>being an english hanrej
>>69232580
>have a shit load of cash
>???
>date a Czech grill instead
>>69232727
>>69232621
I do ok with women. I live in Vancouver and there's plenty of foreigners. But ive never met a Finn
>>69232577
>6 goals on 16 shots
>That face
Hahahahahahahahahaha
>>69232749
You'll probably never will unless you go to the land of the memes
Are there any NHL teams without a Finnish player on their NHL roster?
>>69232887
islanders come to mind
>>69232887
You can't be a real hockey team without Finnish master race players on your team
>>69232898
Just looked it up. Chris Gibson was born in Binland. He only played 4 games for the Islanders last year but he is still on their roster.
>>69232943
Montreal
Ottawa
Philadelphia
Washington
Arizona
Los Angeles
Chicago
2017 is our year
>>69232363
muh nigga
>>69233168
Loser teams
Post:
>Your team
>Your favorite team on in the opposite conference
>Team you hate the most
>Team you honestly think will win the cup next year
>>69233326
I like Boston Bruins for their boss ass colors + Boston is a real sports fanbase. Also like the Canadiens because of history.
I dislike the Penguins because they have Crosby, I gained a dislike for him in the 2010 olympics when he scored a goal over USA in OT. And I'm glad that in NHL 16 I injured him for 3 months with a seperated shoulder with my player when I checked his bitch ass into the boards, I wouldn't wish injury like that on him in real life though haha.
Also dislike the Kings because LA sucks nuts.
Idk who will win next year
>>69233386
How can you like boston and montreal? Surely you must not be from either city.
>>69233326
kongs
kitties
>shorks
Bills
>>69233405
Nah I'm from Texas, and I don't consider Texas a hockey place anyway. If it were up to me hockey teams would only be located in cold weather places. I'm not from Dallas either, so I don't care about the Stars and their corny green colors
>>69233326
>Montreal
>Chicago
>Bruins and tampa gay
>Preds
>>69232166
If nobody drafts goalies then they're will be no goalies in the league. Doesn't take a genius to figure that out Chase.
>>69233326
>Panthers
>Wild
>Leafs
>Hawks
>>69233326
>oilers
>panthers
>laffs
>oilers
i was told there would be traps in this thread, yet all the images are slant eyed finns
>>69233744
That tongue image is fitting
Oilers is such a moist name, when I hear the name Oilers and Lakers my mouth gets watery. Literally "Moist" team names
>>69232749
You must go to Michigans northern peninsula in search of Finnish women
>>69233326
>wongs
>las vegas
>pens couple years ago, now tampa
>predators
>>69234513
Why are finns so handsome?
>>69234600
Sauna and reindeer milk
>>69234616
I must go to Finland and detox in a sauna and drink some Reindeer milk
What is he thinking about now?
>>69233326
Stars
Devils
Pongs and >rags
Hawks or Bolts
>>69234640
It worked for me. I used to be a bender but now I'm tearing up my local beer league.
>>69234658
Having nightmares about coaches asking him to shoot more
>>69232749
Find out if Jake has a sister.
>>69233326
Oilers
Carolina
Rags
Oilers
I'm a lifelong Oilers fan, bro.
>>69233326
>Kings
>Bruins
>Ducks and Sharks (tied)
>Kings ;)
>>69233326
Colorado
Tampa Bay
Vancouver
Some meme team
#1#1#1#1#2017
>>69234687
>Local beer league
keks
T͍̞̿̔̊̑̌ͅh̬͙̰͚̝͋ͤ͐̅̇ͩ̅eͫ̑̌̉ ̖̜͕͓̱ͥ͊̍ͬͫ̂l̞͖̹̯̦̑͛̚a̲͈͔͍̓̚ ̭̝̖Kḭͪn̠̣̞͕̻ͣgs̟̱̣̠̳͕̉ͧ̓ ̖̣͓͆͗ͧ̑̈́̒w̔ͩ́̃͊̂i͈͚̣̮̟͉̐̅͌ͨͦͅl̺̒͊͛̑ͮl̗̮̰̙̱̯̙ ͈͍w͎̬̽̉̆i͇̟̜͔̩̤ͪ̀ͅn̟̪̭̮̮͖ͮ̇ͫ̌̒ ͔͖̖̘̽͂͒ͯ̃t̓̽́ͣͤh͍̩̥̲̗͕͋̅͐̊͗ͨẻ̋̓ͯ̎ ̗̟̔̈̀͐͋S̖̻͇͌ͦ͛ͦt̘̥̃ͣͧͯa̪̠̝͇͕̞͎͋n̠̜̹̬̯̠̪͆ͨ̚le̖͓̤̭̪̩̲ͯ̋͂ͧͣ͛̓y̺ ̄ͧc̘̟̠͒̓͗̀̔̆ǔ̩̹̙̥͎̖p̗̭̬͗̑ ̺̰̳͕̘͈̓̋̊̃ͣ̽̋t̪͕ͤb͍̹̗̬̼̘ͅh͇͚͖̭̤͔̋ͫ̅ͧ̀͊ ̻̖̘̝̱͎f̟͇͊ͬ͆ͧͧ̈́ͫa̤̖̤̭ͭ̚m͙̭̘͖̘͆̍̚ ͙̣͆̓͂ͥ͊͂̐
>>69235570
The queens can suck a big one
>>69235584
Your mom sucked my big one last night, kid.
>>69235941
>Being a queens fan
LOLZ
>>69232375
who would ever want to play for a canadian team lol?
>>69232887
Montreal
>>69233326
>Habs
>Jets
>Broons
>Hawks
>>69233326
Oilers
Carolina Hurricanes
Flames/Canucks
Penguins are in a great spot to repeat
>constantly checking updates since FA opened
>highly anticipating a russel signing
>can't wait to see what team gets stuck with over paying for him
>no one does
>4 days in, still no one
its still coming, r-right?
>>69233326
>wongs
>flimflams
>I respect/hate montreal
>no fucking clue, but probably a different team than normal (not >kongs, blackhawks, pens, etc)
>>69232051
thank you based Bill
Post hockey related boobs
>yfwswtc
>>69236268
Reminder that the oilers are making the playoffs this year and there is nothing you can do about it
>mathews STILL hasnt signed his ELC
REMINDER FINNS ARE BAD PEOPLE AND NOT VERY SMART
>>69239256
>matthews doesn't sign in 3 years
>oilels sign him through FA
>>69239277
That's a big roster
>>69233326
>Laffs
Avs/Oilers
>Hasbs
Pens
>>69233326
Oilers
Flyers
Laffs/ Phlegms
I dunno
>>69238336
>Oilers "fan"
>liking the Hurrs
>>69232749
My Finnish grandparents lived in the UP of Michigan
Btw I like how Americans said happy Canada day to Canadians but they don't return the favor with our Independence Day. I'm saddened
>>69239583
Canadians don't like Americans
>>69239256
it doesn't make sense really
there is an exact limit on how much he can make, so they should just give him a max contract and that's that.
they must be trying to jew it up (laine didn't get a max contract), but why they would do that, I don't know
>>69232375
>mfw they trade him for larsson
>>69239959
>Swede got the best offensive stats in a generation
NOT A DEFENCEMAN xDDDD
>Swede got the most defensive starts and some of the best defensive stats
NOT ENOUGH POINTS xDDDD
>NA hockey """"""""knowledge"""""""
>>69240137
if only a player could play great offensively AND defensively
>>69240733
Neither in your pic are thats for sure.
Karlssons defensive stats are better than DOUGHGHGHTYTYY and his offsensive stats shits all over his chink ass
This is Jesse Puljujarvi, he was drafted 4th overall by the Edmonton Oilers and is looking forward to playing with Connor McDavid.
My favorite player is Swedish desu
>>69241156
How long before he becomes "reddit's guy"
>>69239277
nurse is 6'4 as well, drai and mcdavid are around 6'2 as well
rest of the league simply cant compete with oiler genetics
>>69240991
>this flag
>this post
He was pretty defensively sound in that Sochi Gold Final, right?
>>69241231
Never. Finns shitpost too hard to belong anywhere outside /hoc/.
Who was the highest taken swede in the draft anyway? Have they given up on hockey?
Who else watching Miracle today for the 4th?
>>69241345
>3 canadian reffs
>Unknown Canadian goon literally kills Zetterberg in his last NHL game before the olympics
>Suspend Bäckström before the final game because of asthma medicine. Admit a year later that no player should ever be suspended for using it
And here I thought olympic wrestling was corrupt and rigged.
>>69241425
BOOOHOOO MUH REFS
your tears are delicious
>>69233326
>Oil/Sharks
>Sens or Isles
>La/Flams
>Any team that isn't >Rags
>>69239637
Lou doesn't believe in bonuses so that's probably why.
>he unironically lives in Finland
Explain yourself Mr. Mongol.
Were there any good memes on July 1st? I was attending a music festival then and couldn't shitpost.
>>69233326
>Rags
>Blues or Ducks
>Floyers
>Hate to say it but >pongs could do it
>>69241425
Zetterberg needed back surgery long before that hit.
>>69242284
GMs outmemed /hoc/ this offseason tbqh.
fins are evil. mannerheim a bitch
>>69242797
>this insecurity
>>69239583
But I do say Happy July 4th to Americans if I see one.
Some Canadians are liberal fucks who think America is the bastion of racism and arrogance so their self-centered minds think they can spit on whoever they want being the bastion of multiculti cucking.
>>69232887
Devils
>>69242916
>being a cuck to amerifats
Kill yourself you faggot
>>69233570
You can usually find a better goalie than anyone you can draft outside the first round when they are closer to 20 as a free agent, or 22 if from the NCAA.
>>69231969
Eberle for A Larrson
Wonder if that one is still on the table
Happy 4th of July burgerbros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU4L6THYAbM
>>69239286
High test
>>69243624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTeKpWp8Psw
So how's canada feeling now that Strombo's out?
>>69243884
I didn't mind Strombo. I'm fucking ecstatic healy is gone though. There were times I actually muted my TV when he opened his arrogant and entitled mouth.
>>69243884
Feels good lad
Strombo tried but he's just not a fan of the game like based ron is, and it came out on tv. I feel like hes a bit of a casualty of no canadian teams making the playoffs though, the ratings must have caused this.
Ron is the GOAT though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pu16my8Ab0
>>69233326
>Detroit
>Nashville
>Chiraq
>Pittsburgh again
>>69234971
>meme team
Nice way to spell boston
finns will defend this. they are a problem and must be removed. the yellow menace is real
>>69245350
agreed. finns destroy civilizations. remove them.
What the fuck is happening. Look at winnipeg twitter account #AskLaine
>>69245350
strong showing from #6 too
Stop the menace. /hoc/ you have to rise up and meet the evil. We must look the Finn and say to him: "You are wrong."
what's up /hoc/ happy America is the best country day
>>69245422
Hot dogs confirmed for not being sandwiches
No memes. Do you Finns learn about Larry Thorne? He's a hero. Ignore the faggot talking shit.
Lauri Torne.
>>69245551
who the fuck thinks hot dogs are sandwiches?
fins destroy civilisations
>>69245586
its a reddit meme
>>69245422
What is he saying here?
https://twitter.com/NHLJets/status/749979129181671424?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
>>69245586
Terrible people
>>69245657
t. reddit
>>69245350
Wasn't this Finn on Finn action?
>>69245687
Its just showed up in sports the past year or two where now whenever a team gets a new player everyone asks them le hurrrrr is a hot dog a sandwich thinking they're hilarious
>>69245585
We had a half a day lecture of him in the army including one of his relatives speaking.
>>69245684
Rye bread.
He should have gone with black sausage since he's from Tampere ffs.
>>69245684
he needs to get rid of the ridiculous tongue clicking or whatever it is.
>>69245812
Thanks.
Rye bread is a solid bet though, and I guess some people are squeamish to even try blood foods
Finns are friends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsfSLemDYQg
>>69245830
Laine confirmed african
>>69243624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M
>>69233570
Ottawa didn't draft meme goalie Andrew Hammond or Matt O'Connor
What a blessed day
>>69245927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49wB6vU2VMk
>tfw 1980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYscemhnf88
>>69233326
>Habs
>Flames
>Broons
>Nashville
>>69246052
reminder that /sp/ belongs to USA USA USA
>>69246023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjUAHvvRmFI
piirakka S tier finn eats
preferably rice
>>69233326
kings
canes
ducks/vancouver
caps
>>69246052
>American ""hockey""
>>69246281
Hey, Devilsbro, fuck off.
>>69243935
>>69244037
Yeah, I didn't watch much of Strombo, but based on these playoffs, he was good.
Certainly not aggressively shit like murikan hosts.
Who was the best American goalie?
Quick fags need not apply
>>69247002
Miller
>>69245585
He probably was a psychopath.
But he was our psychopath which makes it okay.
Also man did he hate communism.
What is your top 3 defensemen of the 2016 nhl draft and why?
>>69247172
1. Bean
2. Bean
3. Bean
>>69247572
Sergachev second best?
Also where did you get that pic from
>>69233326
>Bruins
>Blues
>Chicago/Caps
>Tampa
>>69236268
i laughed at this for some reason
"Great moments are born from great opportunity."
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467660466476.webm
>>69247696
http://www.prospect-stats.com/DEV/default.html
>>69239286
A high test >Rags qt? Fug, maybe rags aren't that bad.
hows a fucking bean going to play hockei wth
>>69233326
>Mild
>Snes
>(North) Stars
>Perds
Canes taking 90s canucks colours when?
>>69233326
>shorks
>Tampa or Panthers
>kings
>shorks
>>69248199
Change the yellow for white and it would be decent.
>>69248199
Looks like flames jersy
>>69233326
>all these people thinking Perds will actually win
>>69248297
>>69248450
it's the best colour combo so F*CK OFF
>>69248595
>Censoring
We're not in kindergarden kid and I neveer said it was a shit color scheme, it's just that the yellow looks weird on the logo.
>>69248750
>kindergarden
maybe you should be with that spelling lmao
>>69233326
>Canes
>Yotes because they know my pain
>Hawks
>Pens
>>69239480
>still upset about 2006
>>69249136
>won a cup
>still have no fans
WEW sunbelt
>>69249098
>canes
>hates the hawks
they've played each other like 10 times in the past decade
>>69249435
I hate them for being reddit and having bandwagon fans.
>bulju :D
>>69249789
>>69249789
>>69249817
What is that expression trying to convey
wheres the pulju development camp content....
Looking for rare Puljus to turn into pogs
>>69249904
80% pure joy and 20% memes.
>>69247002
Schneider
Do any of you have hockey related tattoos?
>>69250382
>tattoos
no
>>69250382
>having tatoos
You are disgusting Serj
bulju is a bust
>>69250736
T. Buston Butthews
Very good song desu
i rate 10/11
https://youtu.be/MxUhHQKZRGs
WHO /mediocre/ HERE?
Has Vesey signed with Buffalo yet?
>>69250883
>continously wasting the career's of elite players
honestly your fault
>>69250883
Not me
>>69250883
reporting
>milan lucic is canadian
i thought he was czech
>>69251047
North American = mutt
>>69251047
nope he's canadian
>>69251047
I think his parents are Serbian.
>>69249086
I'M IN TOO DEEP
>>69250415
>>69250541
I don't have tattoos. They are frowned upon as degeneracy in Armenia.
>>69251216
I have a tattoo of Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse on the sides of my calfs.
Best things I ever bought.
>>69245350
Shea Weber is fucking inept
>>69250883
5 years into mediocrity and counting. Ignore the series against Chicago senpai, and there's literally nothing to see here.
>>69232094
holy fuck my sides
canada has never before made me laugh, besides the south park stereotyepes
>>69233326
Habs
Blues or Ducks I gues
Tampon Gay
Maybe Pittsburgh again
>>69233326
>Bandwagoning young bins but Top faves are Bolts and Panthers
>used to be Anaheim but now it's Jets
>probably Canucks just because they're so incompetent
>Panthers are my dark horse
>season ends, draft and free agent frenzy passes
>no speculation, no anticipation for the world cup
>/hoc/ basicly dead for 4 months
This is why hockey will never be nothing more than a niche sport even in it's main market.
>>69252653
>bettman cup isn't until september
i'll see you in september
If repeat ing digits the >rags will knock the Penguins out of the postseason next year
>>69252653
>4 months
Do you know how to count? Bettman Cup is just over two months away
>>69252653
>no anticipation for the world cup
i'm actually ridiculously hype for the world cup
>>69252722
Oh god damnit please no
>>69233326
>Oilers
>Bruins
>Coyotes, so fucking irrelevant and really needs to be relocated
>I think Panthers have a fair shot but I also think Pittsburgh can repeat.
>>69252653
Who can stop us?
>>69252722
Checked
>>69252756
They didn't really teach me to count in brick laying university of Finland.
>>69252782
Feeling pretty GOOD about team USA
>>69252782
Literally everyone. This is not our year.
I wish this was 4 years from now and we could compete.
>>69232392
This one is better desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98
>>69252782
>>69252807
>>69252858
Stop deluding yourselves
What worries me is that we haven't had a good goalie pan out since Tuukka Rask. We are pushing great skaters every year these days but we suddenly don't have any top goalies?
What the fuck?
>>69252928
>It's still Canada's game
>0 (zero) teams in the playoffs
>have to cheat to win
hmm
>>69252936
it's alright if you have decent goalies with elite defencemen
mvh. sverige
OUR
FUCKING
YEAR
>>69252936
because goalies become great when they are over 24. And they won't be drafting goalies in the first round anymore. Husso would have been one if it was year 2008. Just relax. We have plehotra of great young goalies playing everywhere.
>>69252928
Nah senpai. Current Stanley cup champs are one of the most American teams in the league
>>69251623
I hope you know that most Chicago fans regard the series against the Red Wings in 2013 as the toughest challenge that team faced that year and that is remembered fondly.
>>69252928
Fuck off fag
>>69253021
And their BEST player is Canadian...
>>69252936
At least one of Korpisalo, Husso and Saros should should be albe to carry the torch.
>>69253045
bill is american
>>69253045
Bill is American dummie
>>69233326
Ducks
Pens
Kings/Cantpucks
Pens probably
>>69253045
Bill is American what are you talking about.
>>69253053
>>69253063
>>69253078
conn smythe
>>69253089
hit the showers, gary
>>69252653
I'm ok with that
We don't need divegrass and apehoop tier obnoxious fans
>>69253089
More like CON Smythe, rigged by le happy merchants
>>69253089
Yeah, it should have gone to Bill.
>>69252994
'no'
>>69253089
Crosbitch is overrated af
Crosby is literally Lindross of this generation
>>69253047
>Saros
Way too small to ever be an NHL goalie. Plays butterfly too, which means he will definitely never be an NHL goalie.
If you want to be an NHL goalie and lack in size, you need to play stand up like Thomas and Hasek. It's already too late for him.
>>69252984
>>69253021
>>69253038
>being this delusional
lmao
>>69253161
How so
>>69253161
Well not really, considering Crosby actually delivered and Lindros mainly just sat in the dark room.
>>69253182
I won't write him off yet.
>>69253104
>>69253111
>>69253114
>>69253132
>mad at cros
>>69253244
I think he's just drunk and shitposting
>>69253227
>>69253287
Overrated spoiled crybaby
>>69253263
When he drops down to butterfly, he leaves about 50% of the net uncovered. That's not going to work in the NHL where even a 3rd liner can roof it at will.
He is just too small to play that style.
>>69253303
Solid points, but you didn't convince me just yet
>>69253335
he's been star where ever he's played. In the Liiga, in the World championship and in the AHL. i'm giving him a benefit of doubt even in the NHL.
>>69253303
Nigger what? He is a 2 time cup champ.
Olympic champ. Art Ross winner and god knows what else. He is the greatest of his generation.
And it's not even close.
>>69253268
>defending jewery
>>69253335
>even 3rd liner can roof it
lel. Sometimes i think even the star players don't know how to roof it.
>Fluery still hasn't been traded
tfw western canada burning down
tfw could smell smoke all day yesterday
>>69253387
That's all good but don't you think there is a reason why we don't see 5'11 goalies in the NHL anymore?
He is just too small and he doesn't even play stand up style, so he can't even help it with his reflexes that much. It's not going to work.
>>69253428
go die in a fire
>>69253401
I can roof it if given one fucking second.
The thing about the NHL is that there is no time.
>>69253503
did you not understand what i wrote?
>>69253427
who would want him?
>>69253614
Las Vegas Black Knights
>>69253614
Some GM that needs a decent pylon in net.
>>69253456
there are raanta, halak etc and none of them are nearly as fast as Saros and as technically sound. He will be fine.
>>69253613
Yeah I understood.
Sometimes even stars fumble shots, shit happens, so?
I like Saros, I think he is a good goalie for his size but I also know the only way he ever makes it in the NHL is to switch to hybrid and I think it's far too late for him to do so.
>>69253701
Literally no goalies are consistently good. He will get his chance.
>>69253701
raanta is the same height and literally worse in every way and he still is one of the better back-ups in the league. Height in important but not the deciding factor unless you are super manlet.
>>69253641
who are the etc?
Over the sholder stick side. That's where everyone will be aiming and that's where everyone will be scoring.
>>69253758
>Height is important
That's what they said about Markstrom and he's nothing more then a NHL back up.
>>69253494
This
>>69253758
Lol how is Raanta worse? He is a natural hybrid, that's why he even made it to the big league.
>>69253818
have you even seen saros play? You are making it sound like he's crawling on the ice all the time. Do you really think he would have made it this far by being butterfly goalie who's on his knees all the time.
>>69253802
Most of the best goalies are tall though these days
>>69233326
Leafs
Avalanche
Bruins
I don't fucking know
can't wait to see hall get shutdown by the BEASTS of the EAST
>>69252858
>no Kessel
>Jack Johnson
>"Feeling pretty GOOD"
Kill yourself
>>69232488
It will just be a footnote in history when Compared to Carolina's. I don't think they'll ever win another game with that roster.
>>69253849
Yes. You can absolutely be great in Europe if you're positionally sound undersized butterfly there are dozens of examples. You don't make it in the NHL with that style.
He went from unbeatable in the FEL to very beatable in the AHL playoffs.
If he ever gets a shot in the NHL he will get torched.
>>69253865
Markstrom is 6'6 and he was a shit starter in Florida and a pretty bad back up in Hungcouver. Other then Bishop, the best are between 6'2 and 6'5.
>>69253979
canes making ECF this year pal
>>69253894
>Laffs shitter liking my Avs
I respectfully decline
>>69254004
Markström is big but has shit for brains and no elite skills.
Rinne is big too, he has unmatched agility on glove speed.
Bishop is big and reads angles like no one else, great agility and reflexes.
Markström, well he is very tall.
Is OEL the most underrated Dman in the league?
lmao, BLM taking over tourountou
>>69254190
I don't think so. He just plays in a dead market. He is overrated right now since everyone just found out he's had a great career.
>>69254190
Nah man that would be Russel
>>69254190
Nah man that would be Rielly
>>69254190
Yeah just like Yandle was
>>69254284
gards is literally unironically the most underated Dman, check his hero chart
>>69254340
Yandle is and always has been an overrated piece of shit. Even AZ fans knew that, that's why >we hyped him up to get a good return for him.
>rags
>>69233326
>Red Wings
>St Louis Blues
>Colorado or Chicago
>It hurts to say it but if i had to put money on it either the Hawks or the Penguins.
also,
>Shorks
>>69254231
>overrated
>barely in the Norris conversation
He's very good nonetheless, like a more defensive Karlsson
I have had hard time rating OEL after that god awful showing in the olympics.
>>69254523
Did he even get any ice time that year? If I remember correctly they benched him after like the first game. I'm sure if they give him some better minutes / PP time he would leave a better impression
>>69254600
he played some games but in the end was benched. He was with Karlsson before being benched.
>>69254642
Karlsson a shit, and they play a pretty similar game, pretty stupid to put 2 offensive Dmen on a pairing together
>>69254695
That's about the only thing that Sweden got going for 'em.
>>69254695
like Klingberg? KEK
>>69254719
>>69254771
Is there really no good Swedish stay at home defenseman?
>>69231891
Memes
http://www.imgur.com/a/XQ3xO
http://topkek1.imgur.com
>>69233326
>Laffs
Jets
Broons
Hawks
>>69254804
Stay at home defencemen are on the way out.
It's a limited skillset in today's game and very rarely are those players used as anything more than bottom-pairing PKers
>>69254912
"Stay at home" meaning "actually plays defense", rather than just a 4th forward.
>>69254974
>le high-scoring defenceman are just 4th forwards meme
>>69254974
Not really
Doughty puts up a lot of points and isn't a liability
>>69254974
Stay at home means the guy who stays back on the pairing. You are both fucking retarded.
Shea Weber has been a stay at home D for most of his career.
And no, stay at home D's are not going anywhere. Ever.
>>69255008
Did I trigger the sens fan?
will be a good season for the oilers tbdesuh senpaitachi
what are some other weapons that are hockeystick friendly?
>>69255315
Foil on knuckles
>>69255315
hokki gun
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fe9_1467301810
what is she saying you swedes
>>69256036
She's not saying anything. It's jojking.
She seems to be pretty fucking good at it.
TFW no HOKKAY
Oilers have a top 3 team right now and it's undeniable.
>>69256484
where are the offseason memes i was promised
Really makes you think
>>69256983
literally retarded sounding
>>69257072
emrick probably says it
>>69256983
That's stupid but we really should start calling defencemen "backs"
>he's a pretty good shutdown back
>erik karlsson is an elite puck moving back
>the left backs on this team are weak but the right backs are able to carry them
>>69256983
>Not calling it a backdoor squeaky smiler
>>69257219
this is even more retarded
Does hockey have more parity than the NBA? I'm looking for another sport to watch since that semen slurping sport isn't for me
>>69257330
No. Try baseball .
>>69257330
Yes. The best regular season team only won 56 games last year and the worst won 29.
>yfw Oilels miss the play offs AGAIN
>>69257330
Hockey has a lot of parity. One hot goalie (or one shitty goalie) is all it takes for the 8 seed to upset the 1 seed.
>>69257250
Bitch I ain't got time to be typing "defenceman" when I could just type back
>>69257330
In last 8 years the cup was won by only 4 teams so not really
>>69257330
I don't know, I haven't watched an apehoop game unless it was on at a bar since the 90s. I would assume the NHL has more parity because (((Gary))) demands it.
>>69257454
>implying that affects parity
>>69257497
almost as pathetic as >rags
>>69244037
>this whole interview
Oilers are 100% winning the Stanley Cup next season, no doubt in my mind
>three(3) top centers
>defence that can only get better
>elite goaltending
Can any team even stop the Oilers? No
>tfw the rest of the league would trade their roster for ours in a heartbeat
>>69257797
The only valuable player on your roster is mcdavid desu. The rest arent anything special.
>>69257715
Thought u were gonna say Pens desu
>>69257715
Draisaitl is going to regress hard and nugent hopkins is an eternal 50 point player.
best they can hope for is mcdavid carrying them to the 8th seed.
>>69257822
>lucic
>nurse
>the final solution himself
>mcdavid willing to board bitches that get in his way
Toughest team in hockey
>>69257933
>over paid goon
>overrated goon
>soft yuropoor
>glass bones
>>69257862
Drai has been concentrating hard at his summer camp in germany, rumors are that he is planning to exterminate the competition this year.
This picture will trigger /hoc/
>>69258020
>"oh no!"
>"another forward ruined"
>>69258020
That picture's fucking great.
He brought that fucking gay ass green bike here
Finns can't stop memeing
>>69258664
>he has to wear a jacket in fucking July
>>69258020
>Gary will never bang an 10/10 actress
Oy vey
>>69258702
you can see that guys buttcrack
BONE?
>>69252936
Saros is gonna be elite i can feel it. If the preds cant win a cup with pekka theyll do it wth saros
>>69258856
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MUZZLE?
Anything interesting happen this weekend?
>>69259024
Matthew inked it with the laughs
>>69259024
Someone, somewhere blew their hands up today with fireworks
>>69259127
Shame, seemed like he had some real talent
>>69259174
If, by some miracle, the media doesn't turn on Babcock and the >laffs management, they could be a contender in 3-4 years. Or at least, they could make the playoffs and potentially win a round.
>>69259210
>contender
lmfao
>>69259210
But they didnt overpay for an aging winger. No chance.
>>69259210
This is b8 right?
>>69259210
memethews is a bust
>joke kikel
is there a bigger cuck in the NHL?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3CFsvTx9BQ
>>69258700
>wide open space
>high altitude
>not wearing a wind breaker
>>69257979
>over paid goon
Debatable. He is the best goon in hockey, and compared to the going rate on big top 6 wingers, his contract isn't even that bad, just a tad lengthy.
>overrated goon
Maroon can hardly even be called a goon. If it wasn't for his size he'd be a finesse player. Underrated soft hands and a knack for being in the right areas.
>soft yuropoor
Couldn't be further from the mark there. He is German, so yurorich; and he hasn't shown any soft tendencies so far. Very much on pace to be a solid top 6 two way center.
>glass bones
Can't argue there.
>rags
>>69258664
It's not the same bike you mong
>sparkle dogs
>>69261177
>3D slut
Do not want
>>69233326
>Crapitals
>Blues
>PENS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>PENS AGAIN to be brutally honest
>>69243288
lel just edit the scoreboard and bravo
>>69261342
Did you paint that?
hoc fukn ded im out
>>69261757
just like the laffs
>>69255315
D is Laine's stick
sup hoc
>>69262064
That's a nice Mondeo he's got ther. A sensible family car.
Dead general edition
What if the coyotes win the stanley cup?
>>69263216
What if i had a 2 foot wang?
>>69262075
That's not what it's called here in the country of hockey......
Also,
>rags
>1994
finns, did pelicans get a new logo
>>69261804
Huge jugs on the right.
>>69263929
Yes
>>69263929
Yeah
>>69264297
>>69264300
looks good
finns are dumb
>>69264415
Jokes on you. That's what your mom said when I fucked her.
>>69264415
agreed
>>69257436
Try dman
>>69233326
>Debbies
>Hawks
>Bruns/rags/canes
>pens tbqh
>>69233326
>devils
>perds
>finland
>coyotes
>>69233326
Benguins
Blues
Flyers probably
Hopefully pens but probably Blackhawks
have u guys found any good memes recently
>>69233326
Hawks
Rags
Blues
Hawks
Why was my post just deleted
>>69265410
I still see it
>>69265410
Holy fuck youre beyond retarded
>>69265455
Hmmmmm
It's there now
Spooky
Is there a bigger meme than Erik "Fourth Forward" Karlsson?
is it a bad thing to buy a canada sweater
>>69265579
Not if you're gonna burn it
>>69231891
wtf is a "trap house"
>>69265634
go watch home alone and get back to me senpai
>>69265491
https://youtu.be/lEh55I5PTRs
http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=286397
remember this name, the future of finnish goaltending.
>>69265868
>Not using meme arrows for >FinnGT
>>69265868
what a fucking goat name.
>>69265491
>>69265491
Friendly reminder that if Erik Karlsson were only average offensively he wouldn't have ever made it to the NHL.
>>69266406
i don't understand this kind of thinking. If he was just average offensively, what attribute would be taken from him? His elite skating? hockey iq? vision? hands? shot?
If you take some of his attributes from him, he's not Erik Karlsson to begin with.
"If Weber wouldn't have his physicality and skating he wouldn't play in the NHL"
kekity KEK here comes dat KEKLAINEN
>>69233326
Jackets
Avalanche
Pongs
>rags
>>69266630
dont fucking reply to my posts you inbred mongol faggot
>2 months plus untill hockey
Girlfriend just sent me this..
>>69266842
>screenshot
>>69233326
Flyers
Las Vegas
Pongs/Rags/Devlels
Pongs
>>69265665
kek
>>69266972
>mad
>at ELITE teams
wew lad
>>69267244
>image.jpg
>mathews still hasnt signed his ELC
>>69267328
Who gives a fuck. Are you really that anxious to see him sign a max ELC?
>>69267328
>inb4 he doesn't sign
>>69267328
>No devil ever got performance bonus' under Lou. Adam Larsson signed an ELC without one which for a 4th OA is almost unheard of.
>Lelmorielo pulling this shit on a guy who ALREADY bolted to europe once
oy vey, this could be good
If there's no agreement, does the clock not start on AM's elc?
>>69267289
>outing yourself as an iPhone user
Lelmao Americans will never have pictures of them playing hockey on tinder so no puckaluts feels good lads lelmao
>>69267500
He bolted to Europe because he wanted to play against bigger competition. I don't think it had much to do with contract demands. But yes Lou is a fucking idiot and should give him whatever he wants considering he's the 1st overall pick.
>>69267717
>outing yourself as a redditer
What are the hot new memes for the summer
>>69267742
you're right, I guess my point was more about the fact that AM and his agent have shown they're not afraid to be unconventional and go somewhat against the current, could they really refuse to back down?
ruining the relationship with your 1st OV pick over a fucking performance bonus, what a great idea
>>69267844
Jon, meme trades irl, and unironically pretending that shit teams have a shot at the cup next year.
Fug, our Finn is out for half a year. His shoulder is dead.
>>69267855
>>69267905
>Jon
You HAVE to go back.
>>69268160
>step 6
>get shot by a nigga who thinks you're from a rival set
>>69233326
>pongs
>shorks
>cryers
>pongs if they can stay healthy & the kids don't regress
You guys mind throwing me a couple of (You)s? Feeling pretty down today.
>>69268301
cheer up
>>69267884
Its retarded. Why wouldn't you give him what every other 1st overall received? There's no point if you run the risk of tainting a relationship this early on.
>>69268301
cheer up, friend. here, have a
>rags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8GCH5qf9IY
canucks fan here
any reason to live at all lads
>>69268406
>canucks fans
>reasons to live
Pick one
>>69232051
hah fucking chipmunk cheeks over there
welcome back teddy i missed u bby
>>69268301
Tfwiktfb
>>69268320
My dick definitely just cheered up
Who is dis
>>69268358
Think this'll be a good year for the leafs?
>>69268527
Someone who isn't very efficient when it comes to cleaning desu.
>>69268664
>good year
>laffs
>>69268358
good riddance. rich ass white boys using daddy's tv? cucks
>>69268960
you should delete this. your insecurity is showing
>>69269046
i told u to stop fucking replying to my posts
>>69269110
>this triggers the cuck
>>69268358
>it was 4-1
>laffs
@69269315
Cuck calling other people a cuck. Funny.
>>69232887
Chicago. Once Teuvo got shipped out we lost our only Finn
>>69269633
>Pokka
>>69269672
>expecting chiraq bandwagoners to know depth players
They don't even know who tony amonte is
>>69269744
I just assume american flags don't know any players that haven't been on the cover of an NHL game tbH
>>69232887
Korpisalo is still technically in the AHL so I guess Columbus is Finnless
>>69270200
lol very funnay post. I will have to upvote that
>>69270452
>Hännikäinen
tfw Habs cursed for another generation
tfw Broons middling team again
tfw next season is going to be the most meme-filled in recent memory
tfw binland
This offseason is pretty weird
>>69270452
Lol Korpishit is already replaced by swedes
matthews isnt going to sign an ELC because of lamarello, who by the way already battled with mitch marners agent but most of that didnt go public
>>69270835
This aint /pol/, nigga. If you make a claim, provide a source
SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD
>mfw ny team didnt sign an overrated overpaid declining winger this offseason
>>69266819
>only 1 month until No Man's Sky
>>69270933
after lamarello was hired he immediately backed out of giving marner any bonuses, he relented because marner was promised bonuses before lams was even hired, needless to say nobody in the marner was camp was happy
he is now refusing matthews any bonuses on his elc
>>69270993
>taylor hall
>overrated overpaid declining winger
Nice reddit meme kid!
>>69271100
What?
>>69271117
DONT FUCKING REPLY TO MY FUCKING POSTS
>>69271133
I'm sorry, what?
>>69232887
Leafs have the GOAT
Uncle Leo
>>69233326
Canucks
Leafs
Canucks
Lightning
