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>rags
lmao stan mikita the UGLIEST boiiii
>>69186492
>netherlands
>not yzerman
also, karyia is best japanese player ever
Dan Boyle
>retire
or
>join Penguins for 1 last cup
>>69186742
should have done it this year
the chances of winning 2 in a row are abysmal
>>69186768
this is true.
I think the pens have a decent chance though.
everytime chicago win a final they get fucked by the cap and having to trade so many players
the penguins will not make the playoffs.
screen cap this.
>tfw habs are objectively better
>managements face when they are going to win a cup while all the casual fans are calling for their head
>>69187704
you got a fat complacent snow monkey with a drinking problem and an over-the-hill, immobile linebacker D
>>69187704
same thing with the oilers, all these retards calling for chiarellis head when hes almost solved the last 8 years of failure in one season
that meme needs an edit
JAPAN
>Taro Tsujimoto
can someone link me to the thread where the germany-italy penalties began?
>>69186492
What the fuck?
Draisaitl isn't German...
>>69188490
what is he then?
>>69188577
Jewish.
>>69188643
good post
>>69188643
Reported for posting gore
>>69188744
reported for announcing a report
>>69186492
Lost at Meatan
Post things that trigger Poo in Loo Laffers
>Jeff Finger
>>69188846
martin matt
>>69187704
>hasb fans are this delusional
>>69188846
steven stamkos
>>69188846
Playoffs
>>69188846
rask for raycroft
seguin and hamilton for kessel
kessel for scraps
overrated meme prospects will bust
>>69186492
delete this
>>69188846
filippe colossal
>mfw thanks to Jewgene Memenyk, we did jack shit during the offseason.
At least Stone is slowly becoming elite.
>>69188643
that's jack, isn't it
:^)
>>69189098
everyone loves a man who can cook
and jack cooks the juiciest burgers this side of the rio grande
What's more embarrassing, being an internal cap team IN CANADA or proclaiming to be the "State of Hockey" with no cups?
>>69189162
ugh i knew it, nobody else would be proud of doing that to food
>>69189176
i would say claiming to be "hockeytown" when the city doesn't actually produce any hockey players
>>69189309
meme lol
>>69189176
Being the richest team in the league and being unable to win in the post-free agency and pre-salary cap era.
>>69189359
Lemme guess, >rags?
>>69189382
Nah, the >rags managed to win one by buying half of the dynasy Oilers. The >laffs failed to make the SCF despite being able to buy any player they wanted
>>69189397
How embarrassing.
>>69189094
post yfw your hamburgers goaler is both a bust and a meme and now you have matt o'connor who let in more meme goals than any goaler in the ncaa and literally cost BU a national championship by letting in a meme goal on a literal dump in.
the ottawa senators are a team deep and rich with memes
>>69189176
Winning a cup and being shit afterwards aka >my team
>>69189510
quality jon
>>69189528
it me -___-
>>69189528
Delete this
>>69189397
>this team
>this post
Still mad you didn't win the lottery eh
marc staal took his wife to applebees for their first date hahaha
>rags
>>69189656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A27nH_TtN3k
fucking kek applebees is literally white trash: the diner
i wonder what it feels like to be fucking jared staal lmao. imagine being jared staal on christmas, your 3 brothers are millionaire nhl regulars, 2 of them have cups, and youre fuckig jared staal sitting at the kids table still probably
>>69189614
pulju transcends teams
>>69189732
>you're the underachiever in the family
i can relate to jared staal tbf
>>69189732
>marc shoots left
>eric shoots left
>jordan shoots left
>jared shoots right
>>69189804
bet he's gay
>>69188846
4-1
>>69189162
Who painted that for you Kippers
>>69189471
How about being a contender for years, but never making it deep in the playoffs and when finally making it to the SCF, not only does >your team get BTFO, but they also become mediocre forever?
>>69189974
Forgot to mention the cup winning goal was an own-goal
>>69190018
Ok I think nothing can beat winning the cup for another team.
>>69189585
thank you.
>>69190018
post youtubr
>>69190041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UezvSyvpIvM
>>69190041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UezvSyvpIvM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE7DWPcmd6M
>dat special appearance by marc bergevin
>this man gets paid to run an NHL team
>>69189221
At least they produce cups, unlike Shangcouver
You're a defenceman going back to get a dump in and this Slavic son of a bitch is forechecking you. What do?
>>69190161
protect my balls
>>69190057
chris will remember that on his death bed
>>69188846
Habs and Sabres are better.
If you could attach a blade to any portion of your stick which would it be?
>>69190582
All of those
>>69190161
Remember that he got punked by Couture and Prout and not get intimidated.
>>69190582
B without a doubt.
>>69190582
the front of it so when I take a shot the puck gets cut in half and the goalie doesn't know where to move to
>>69190582
edgy
>>69190582
D
I would extend the blades on my skates too like speed skaters in the front and back and my primary check would be a hurricanrana
my signature move would be doing a frankensteiner on the goalie after putting him on top of the net
also I would have bladed angel wings that I used on the forecheck
>>69188846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jax4M9UyCE
WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?
>>69190838
bulju
>>69190582
Inverted B. Regular B would get you too many slashing penalties
>>69190914
Kek
>>69190914
how can one team be so STINKY SMELLY BEANER?
>>69191012
What is this? King for ants?
>>69191080
Alex is a stupid nigger
>>69191080
randalled
>>69191080
u say somethin white boi?
sid's gf isn't even that hot
>>69191080
babby's first post on 4chan
LOL
he deleted his post
what a pussy
What do I do /hoc/ if the Preds betrayed me and traded Weber and got Radulov in one offseason alone while I'm also moving 30 minutes from Tampa
Do I stay loyal to the team I first watched or go to the team that's closest by, it's not as if I've ever been to a Predators game before, but they did first get my interested in hockey
>>69191484
stop being a fucking sunbelt fag
>>69191484
Stay Perds
>>69191491
>wanting to live where it's cold
but anon I'll get to eat a comfy publix sub while sitting on a warm white sandy beach year round
>>69191250
who?
>>69191524
>sunbelt logic
>>69191594
>joke that only works in america.jpg
>>69191557
>USA: 47
>CANADA: 100
literally more than double desu senpai baka
>>69191484
>american sports "fans"
>>69191663
>Swedish hockey
>>69191688
>american hockey
>>69191663
My country isn't tiny enough for me to leisurely go down the block to the rival hockey club
I'd have to go 1200 miles to watch a Preds game again when I move
>>69191720
>Losing to East Germans
>drafted 4th overall (second defenceman)
>22nd best defenceman from that draft
>worst defenceman taken in the first round of that draft
What did he mean by this?
>>69191747
Move across Sweden and you won't be able to just go and catch a game with your team after work either. Not as big distances, but big enough to be too big.
>>69191752
>searching the dark web for obscure old results when his own country can't even win the olympics
lel
>>69191769
>falling for the "le drafted high defenseman" meme
>falling for the "le family name man" meme
>>69191788
>being surpassed by Finland in hockey development
>>69191769
Bakersfield ruin his lungs.
>free agent signing is over
>45 days until anything interesting happens
>>69192191
Good thing I've got summer beer league to keep me busy. I couldn't imagine not being a hockey player.
Kasparaitis plays pick up hockey at some dump in South Florida with some KHL guys and a bunch of non pros
He should goon it up more
Any1 have hockey related boobs
BASED DOAN, I LOVE THIS DUDE
>Coyotes’ Shane Doan: ‘I’m not going anywhere’
>>69192467
Aye I gotchu famalam
>>69192565
Apparently they aren't that close to a deal yet, but his agent said he's "cautiously optimistic".
How many points does Marner get next year?
>>69192761
6 points
5 concussions
>>69192767
So basically CTE?
Do any of you have friends or a girlfriend that likes hockey as much as you?
I wish I knew someone I could chat hockey with :(
>>69192805
I don't have any friends ;_;
>>69192805
Maybe if you had 1.5 million more people in your country you would have someone to talk hockey with.
Sad tbqh
>>69192805
/hoc/
>>69192267
He goes back to Lithuania every year and plays for some """""pro""""" team there, so he can qualify for the national team
https://youtu.be/rJvkN3tb4oQ
In case hockey withdrawal kicks in
>>69192927
Giidos.
Those video advertisement boards behind the goal are an abomination.
>>69192821
That didn't happen
>>69192927
Finnish is a really strange language.
finland tbqh
>>69193604
>tfw stuck in Vegas when you could be shooting pucks from plywood behind Hakametsä
Chayka on the front page!
>rags
@nhlfisch21
Sean Day turns puck over on his blue line, screams the f-bomb, and then does nothing to get
it back and it results in goal #NYR
>>69197767
shouting's if true :D
>rags
Looks like Pulju might play in the Billy Moore's cup :D
>>69197767
put him in pairing with girardi
Won the cup as the caps in nhl 16. S-soon
What does /hoc/ think about following two teams?
One being your main team of course. Perhaps a team in the opposite conference?
>>69201452
The homer cucks will tell you that you shouldn't but it's not a big deal. I have certain teams I like even if I'm a bolts fan. Mostly western conference. Blues, Sharks, Wild. Some teams are just likeable
I would like to see Auston Matthews get a concussion this season, but not just any concussion, the type that he never recovers from, where he ends up bouncing between teams and retires before turning 25.
>>69201452
Degenerate. There's no reason to follow two teams. There's games broadcasted nationally all the time that you can watch.
>>69201452
I follow 4-5 teams now. No fucks given
>>69201546
Fuck you
>invest billions of dollars, time, effort, and fucking over fans to develop sunbelt hockey
>a top prospect is finally produced from there
>he goes to the fucking >laffs
>this is how laffers actually think
>the toronto maple leafs
what a shit franchise, a national embarrassment at this point
How elite are the panthers going to be
>>69201452
Nothing wrong, I have 3
>>69201987
not very
>>69201784
Oh wow
2017 is our year
>>69192761
Depends on how he's slotted.
Probably 45 points
>>69201987
Meme team
>>69201987
Not at all
>>69202570
about 15 points too high tbqh.
>>69201987
Easily win the Atlantic
CANES SIGN TENNYSON
CUP RETURNING TO RALEIGH
>>69201452
only americans and canadians will shame you for it. they dont understand that we dont have any geographical reasons to root for just one.
t. a finn who bandwagons teams that my favourite players are in
>>69193604
Why is he so cute bros?
This is Jesse Puljujarvi, he was drafted 4th overall by the Edmonton Oilers and looks forward to playing with Connor McDavid.
This is Peter Chiarelli, he is the GM for the Edmonton Oilers and he is looking forward to trade Puljujärvi for an old and out of date defenseman.
>>69192805
I had a lady that loved the wings as much as me. Her family knew Mickey Redmond very well too
She moved away
>>69201452
Nothing wrong with that. I hope for success for the Flames since a lot of my extended family lives in or near Calgary. Before the wongs moved back to the east, I liked Columbus because I had moved near there just before the franchise was getting started.
But I only own Yzerman, Datsyuk, Hasek, and Zetterberg jerseys.
>>69192565
> signing a goon 39 year old
>>69203261
Klefbom + Larsson > Hall + Nolan
>>69192565
do coyotes fans even like doan? i mean hes fucking worthless
>>69203261
>old and out of date defenseman
who are you referring to?
Is he right?
>>69203427
Klefbom and Larsson are terrible memes though.
>>69203495
How about Kronwall?
>>69203510
well, is he?
>>69203510
Lel no
>>69203510
i went on one of those hockey trips through europe and most of the people in the rink were dead quiet until someone scored a goal, theyd cheer for a bit and then it was quiet again
>>69203510
No, they're generally checking their phones
>>69203510
>trusting a poster in hfboards
>>69203510
>american """"""fans"""""""
>>69192805
>having friends or a gf
What are you even doing on 4chan?
>>69203510
sort of. I have no problem with American arena culture. Hockey isn't soccer, where nothing happens for 90% of the game and the fans have to entertain themselves
barrie to edm today
>>69204161
Probably for MemeDavid, straight up. EDM needs to sacrifice more superstar forwards for muh defense.
Have there ever been any south american or african NHL players?
>>69205113
Olaf Kolzig is from South Africa
I think Robyn Regher was from Brazil or some shit
>>69205113
Matthews is half spic.
>>69205113
Leon Draisaitl's grandfather lives in Argentina, I think his dad may have been born there too.
>>69205565
>Mexico
>South America
So, is montreal considered elite now? Srs question
>>69206654
"no"
>>69206654
lol no, Price will have an injury plagued season, probably playing only half of the games and the habs will finish 2 back of the second WC, behind CAR and NJD.
Has there been a similar collapse to huge habs last season?
I've never seen a team dominate so hard and then fail so much after one player gets injured
>>69206787
What if Price isnt injured
>>69203510
I'd wager about half of the crowd in any American game understands icing and penalties and the other half are just there just to socialize, drink beer, and watch fights.
>Vasy and Gudlevskis both signed
Bishop is gone isnt he
>>69189974
>>69190018
For some reason I can't remember this series at all. Like some fucking microcosm of my memory blanked. I remember watching them in the playoffs and thinking "Man, the sens are really good" but I don't remember the finals.
>>69190582
A goon on the oilers used to sharpen his stick blade to a point. It was interesting to see
why is myers such a pussy?
>>69191769
His memorial cup run inflated his value. He was a monster and carried Keegan Lowe. It would be nice if he was an nhler though
>>69207425
>>69207464
>lanklets
>>69192805
Best friend and I played hockey together growing up. He plays some good level beer league. We talk it often
>>69207464
Why isn't this play made more often?
are >we rebuilding or what? nothing is happening
>>69207641
>rags
>>69207641
>4 RFAs
>$12.5 mil cap space
>rags
>>69201452
I have two I'm loyal to. Edmonton, due to hometown and sharks because as a kid I loved sharks so I had to like them, then nabby became my favorite goalie and o can't not like them.
I also bandwagon am eastern team every year. Always a bubble team like Sens, Cryer or someone.
>>69207641
>rags
>>69207557
>tfw grew up playing rep hockey
>played a season of junior A
>broke my leg really bad a couple years ago
>have to play in a garbage beer league and take painkillers just to keep up with this duster league
JUST
>tfw Panthers fan
Idk what to do with my hands
>>69192467
There's nothing happening in /hoc/ anyway
![add476c662c04544ed3e77d566998ffe[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IAY9gsj.jpg "add476c662c04544ed3e77d566998ffe[1]")
>w-w-we didn't want him anyway
>>69207984
Whos rarer
Canes, Panths, Yotes or Snes fans?
>>69208141
panthers. the snes and yotes exist on here, and theres 1 regular canes poster
>>69208097
Stamkos is a PP babby
>>69208141
Yotes
>>69208141
Never seen a panther fan. They're basically all Finns who bandwagon barkov.
>>69208141
Yotes or Canes, although Canes weren't that rare a few years ago.
Sens fans tend to show up when they're doing well so they can meme, or when they're doing awfully and want to post the flaming logo.
Panthers are usually the trendy "up and coming" team pick and you get those tripfags every now and again.
>>69208141
Bolts
Haven't seen one since they got BTFO by the penguins
>>69208483
i bandwagon jokinen
>>69208781
Well whoever it is I only see Finnish panther fans.
why is it so dead today
>>69209757
No more news. We might get one meme trade or a couple of nobody signings but most teams are set for fall
>>69210092
>>69209757
NHL on NBC @NHLonNBCSports
Report: Panthers, Reilly Smith getting close to five-year deal
Also waiting on who fucks up and signs Russel for his shit services.
>>69189094
>yfw stone and karlsson want more money than melnyk is willing to give
>>69190450
Will he remember somehow getting and extra 5 million out of the Senators because MUH LOYALTY especially after Alfie left because of melnyk being a jew?
>>69189974
Don't forget finally getting an elite goalie and losing the two years you had him and a for sure back to back Stanley Cup because lockout and olympic injury
>>69211121
>Redden
kek
>>69208141
We have a couple people here, we're just autistic as the tampa publix posters.
>>69211270
>former top 5 NHL defenseman
>hasek gets injured
>enter ray "coke fiend' emery
He never stood a chance
>>69207297
>Pronger getting his second suspension of the postseason for elbowing players in the head because fuck manlets
>Alfredsson intentionally shooting the puck at Scott Niedermayer at the end of a period
>Cup-clinching goal was an own goal
>first ever West Coast Cup champion
It was a pretty memey series
>>69208141
I post every once in a while to bitch about this team's forever mediocre status and jew owner
Then even rarer you'll get another snes fan bitching about me bitching about the team's forever mediocre status and jew owner
Also we had a tripfag who used to post a lot but died or something i dunno
What is the best sandwich meat and cheese?
>>69210287
>Report: Panthers, Reilly Smith getting close to five-year deal
Re-signing players is meh
>Also waiting on who fucks up and signs Russel for his shit services.
Franson lasted until September last year
>>69211427
you wish you were as autistic as us
Soccer autism sucks
>>69214689
go wales 2bh
>>69212363
i dont like finnish people pls delete youre post
This is going to be the worst offseason ever isnt it
>>69215356
vedä ittes jojoon saatanan lerssiä lipittävä narttu
>tfw you can make a starting lineup out of 6 different national team players
Maroon-Draisaitl-Puljujarvi
Sekera-Larsson
Talbot
If diversity is strength then the Oilers are guaranteed the cup
>>69192805
Maybe if you weren't a >kongs bandwagons that wants to suck vinny lelcavaliers dick you'd actually be capable of hockey discussion
>>69215638
Is it bad that I think /hoc/ was at its best ever during the lockout?
>>69186492
Metan Potatoes
I'm dying
>Vesey still not signed
Peter pan needs to grow the fuck up and sign a fucking pro contract or get a real job.
What a fucking faggot.
>>69215721
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
>>69216977
kill youreself dumb mongol
>>69217115
Fuck off Gerald.
>>69216977
He can't sign until August 15 Pekka
>signing in buffalel
>>69216977
>>69217289
>finnish hokkei knowledge
reminder that finns are dumb
>>69217289
He can sign a deal right now with Buffalo as he should. They gave up good asset for him. He already fucked Nashville if fucks another team I wouldn't sign him for a used condom/year.
>>69217339
>>69217401
Buffalo owns the negotiation rights.
He can sign a deal with them any day until they expire in august 15
>>69217401
Next time you post, please remember that a Finn kills itself every 13 seconds. By posting anything derogatory regarding Finns, you could be contributing to the suicide epidemic in Finland. We're talking about a population in danger of extinction.
>>69217468
why should he?
He didnt make that stupid deal
>>69217468
Pekka you need to hurry up and sign with my company. I gave up a good asset to Kippers to acquire you and I expect you to do my bidding for the next 4 years with no recourse.
>He can sign a deal right now with Buffalo as he should
>signing in buffalel
>>69217764
Then we should post more and accelerate the extinction of such a useless population.
>>69217795
>>69217837
>Great modern arena
>Top 3 young cores in the NHL
>Owner who spares no expenses
Overall it's a team that is going places. What more could he possibly want?
The dude is a giant fucking faggot and I hope he never makes the NHL.
>>69186492
Isn't wayne gretzky the Canadian goat? Sorry I dont watch hockey.
>>69206916
>>69218150
Pretty sure Jordin Tootoo is the best Canadian. Him or Arron Asham.
>>69218150
Howe can you think that?
>>69217888
Trips confirm, Finns must go
>>69218146
>living in buffalo
Why should he sign because his draft team tried to squeeze some value out of him and trade his rights when he clearly wanted to hit FA.
Its not his fault Murray is a literal retard and tried to sign a guy that clearly wanted to hit FA
>>69186492
>Stan Mishita
>not Peter Stastny
>>69218407
>>69217888
This. Remove Mammi and Sauna and leave finns with only domestic abuse. Mongols must go.
>>69218483
Nah, they suck dick
>>69218701
>>69218483
Hedman is good, fuck Stamkos he terrible and probably bottom 5 captain in the league.
>>69218830
Stamkos is only terrible in the playoffs.
>>69219024
Probably the worst kind of player.
Up there with players that have godly skills but are always injured so can't contribute long term.
lets discuss mongol removal
>>69218830
>>69219024
Nah, they both suck dick
>>69219390
Well you should know since you're always watching a dumpster fire of a team.
>>69219482
You seem to be mistaken, I'm not a Tampon Gay fan
>>69219598
Even transgendered faggots with Alzheimer's were able to get into the playoffs, while you frogs crashed and burned.
>French Canadians
>ever not sucking dick
>1993
>>69191484
Youd stay with the preds to not be a bandwagon son of a bitch.
What did Canada mean by this?
Patrik Laine signs his ELC.
History will be made.
>>69219815
neck youreself ugly mongol
>>69219815
Sad to see that pooljew is another Crosby like bust can't even grow a beard like Laine aka ''Fantastic Finn of the 21st,22nd and 23rd centuries''
>>69201987
Ehh theyll be a wild card team or slide into the 3rd spot
>>69219975
>Finns
>Able to grow bears
>>69220135
They're only good to be bred as goalies.
Finnish forwards are only good against finnish goaltenders because it is well known that the finn forward will suck the dick of the finn goaltender before each game.
t.finnish refugee
I find these pitiful insults at Finns facepalm worthy.
0/5 try harder kids.
>>69220135
>Able to grow bears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otjXu60WG7Q
>>69220658
i like finns
>>69220740
Finns confirmed expert bear growers.
>>69218192
Exactly.
Finns confirmed expert ugly people.
finns are worthless and will never win olympic hockey gold
>>69220994
we will
>>69220994
canucks are worthless and will never win the stan lee cup
>>69220973
We have the highest Miss Universe winner per capita in the world.
>>69219724
Obviously the best nhl player was injured
>>69221090
we are pretty much best in everything good in per capita. If we had like 100million people we would be the greatest country ever on the earth and frankly, it wouldn't be even close.
>>69221090
This argument
>>69221186
Are you the finnish hitler
>>69221217
It's a solid argument.
>>69221064
We all know the Nucks are shit. You can do better then this bud.
>>69221280
nigga look like a hobgoblin
a friend of mine spotted Chiarelli and TMac today out at a Tim Horton's
The only good finn forward was Jari Kurri and he played with Gretzky.
What do you think they ordered?
>>69221186
We would have 100 million people had the mongols, swedes, russian mongols and mongolian novgorodians left us alone. Not to mention few dozen civil wars.
Fighting against everyone for 15000 years takes it's toll.
>>69221361
pittsburgh is an american city try again
>>69221480
>>69221543
>not calling craig mcmanslaughter on his crime in public
>>69221597
what country is that player holding the stanley cup from?
from hockey teams to pride parades toronto just can't seem to do anything right.
has this city literally done anything successfully?
>>69221635
The Free Federation of the Maritimes
>>69221480
>>69221543
>swagger out
indeed, chia
>>69221635
Looks like an American citizen to me, hoisting the Stanley Cup for his hometown.
Is there an difficulties?
>>69221635
>muh canadian players
you are a cuck if you celebrate another countries victory.
>>69221635
>be good ol' canadian boy
>leave canada as soon as you possibly can
>fanboys living vicariously through you pretend you still like canada
>>69221681
>far left city doing anything successful
>>69221564
>finland surviving without sweden
kek you would have been russia
>>69191557
Did Saint Louis produce more players in the 1st round than any other city?
>>69221730
He is a canadian hockey player
>>69221739
you are a cuck if you celebrate another countries player winning
>>69221743
>be amerifat
>have to pay canadians millions of dollars because you suck dick at hockey
>buy jerseys with canadian names on them
Time to prep the bull
>>69221828
>Hedman and Stammer are bad
wew hab. truly your hatred has blinded you. either that or you're actually retarded
>>69221878
>being THIS buttmad that your country hasnt won a cup since 1993
>>69221956
meant to quote
>>69219390
fierce
our year -get
>>69222016
>>69222156
cute water pupper
>>69222218
4 off, guess that means you get another 4 years of top 5 picks
>>69221543
>Could I get a no-name d-man pls
>Sure it will cost you your best lw
>>69222362
Would Seversson been a better choice?
PULJU
>>69222016
Hella cute hipper
>>69222362
>LW
Literally the least valuable position
1. Right handed defenceman
2. Right handed centre
3. Left handed defenceman
4. Left handed centre
5. Right handed winger
6. Left handed winger
>>69222473
can i enter that door?
>>69222635
Pulju can
>>69222610
Still, i'd rather have an elite lw than an unkown dman
>you will never part with Sean at his estate or suite and have him drive you around in his maserati
why even live
>>69222741
Don't worry, the Edmonton hype train will make everyone know Larsson while Hall will fade into obscurity after his first knee injury
>>69222823
Whoa. You sent me back a couple of years for a moment
>>69222741
>elite lw
>zero 30 goal seasons
>history of injury
>le skate fast down the wing and shoot right at the goalies chest guy
>unknown dman
>statistically amazing rhd
get fucked you faggot retard
>ryan johansen for seth jones
>this is the price of freedom
>hall for larsson
>LMAO BTFO
>>69223251
Ryan Johansen is shit and seth jones is good
>>69223182
>Taylor "better play with my head down" Hall
> letting your captain play for another team
How does it feel? What kind of hockey team would let that happen
>>69223391
lel that was the same game where ekblad got concussed by hendricks
>>69223391
holy shit is he ok
What is the likelihood of the Kings signing another free agent?
>>69223476
detoilet is getting mega cucked by steve 'the captain' whyzerman
>>69222635
His backdoor?
>>69223531
>600k cap space
low
>>69223495
Fucking Hendricks "They did it to (Hall), I'll do the same to (Ekblad)".
>>69223515
Hall was fine after that.
>>69223581
> gm
> play
>>69223391
enjoy your "elite top 3" LW new jersey
btw this happens like 5 times a season and soon you'll have halls body prints embedded in the end boards
>>69223672
actually that was the point when halls production dropped off considerably for the season, i think he took an undiagnosed concussion there
the living meme himself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slZoEubgPhs
>>69224099
learn that boy some english, thats worse than malkin was
>>69224099
hes actually not that retarded looking in this video
>>69223932
>>69224171
The finnish brain is VERY small
>>69224203
hes not retarded, he just has a meme disorder
>>69224203
He sounds retarded tho
>mathews still hasnt signed his ELC
>>69224206
the fuck is that the girl who was in big brother some years ago?
What did Garth Snow mean by this?
>>69224099
>Yeah, is it fun and good guys, oh, all guys, yeah
>>69224447
He tried to get Hall for #4 defenceman and edmonton wanted top2(like Larsson)
>>69224514
Hamonic is better by a mile binlan
>>69224447
>Oilels wanted Hamonic for Hall
Goddamit, the Habs could've probably had Hall for Emelin
It's weird to remember that Shane Doan was 2 goals away from being a 30 goal scorer at the age of 39 last season.
>>69224538
not really. For example islanders tried to swap hamonic for brodin but wild said no. Larsson>Brofin>Hamonic
#2>#3>#4
>>69224623
But Brodin is 3 years younger than Hamonic. That's not really an easy deal to do 1 for 1.
>>69223531
Nobody left that's worth resigning tbqh.
>Elias, Legwand, Doan, Boyle, B.Richards, Cullen
old balls; dat veteran presence dough
>Versteeg, Tanguay, Hudler
Good bad team player, bad good team player
>Fleischmann, Ruutu, Vrbata
washed up
>Russel
overrated manlet; likely to be signed by VAN at 40mil for 8 years
>Ramo
finnish goaltending
>Schenn, Jackman
slow as balls
>Carle
actually could be a steal at a very low contract
>Quincey, Seidenberg
decent bottom 6, probably asking for too much though
>Shultz
nobody was fooled
>Kelly, Wisniewski
is he even alive anymore?
>Spaling
looking for some trade deadline draft picks?
>Pirri
over-inflated ego; expects to be paid like he is a top 6 forward
>Gagner
good for 80 pts, in the AHL
>Mike Richards
have an abundance of cocaine? look no further.
>Bryzgalov
"I am who I am. Life is too beautiful to be sad, to be depressed. The sun comes up everyday, and it's beautiful."
So the likelihood isn't non-existent, but anybody they sign is only going to be a bottom line player (9-14min/game) and likely a waste of money. Better off giving farm players ice time.
>>69224548
Nice reading comprehension, frog.
>>69223672
Hendricks is a class act type of goon though. He took his beating the next game like a champ.
>>69224416
Laffs are just waiting for a quiet period after UFA signings and soon to be RFA trades. They want to make sure it receives top headlines.
>>69224548
>frogs actually think Emelin is even close to Hamonic
>Emelin is basically bottom 6 goon, but Russian, so nobody is intimidated
>>69224623
Wild management is stupid though. Brodin for Hamonic makes tons of sense given their current defense. But know, they think Spurgeon is wroth investing in for the right side...
>hall for larsson
>mfw
>>69223182
>statistically amazing rhd
That isn't really true though. Besides +/-, his stats aren't overly amazing. Corsi is shit, but he did get crazy amounts of dzone starts, so there is that consideration. Points aren't anything to brag about.
Oilers probably won't play him in the dzone as much and so his stats might look better overall, but they took a huge gamble in moving a proven top line winger for him. Desperation for a right hand dman forced their hand though. Too bad they didn't just give MTL what they wanted for Subban. EDM might have actually had a true top dman for once.
>>69224725
Reminding Based Bryz
Damn guys, I miss him so much ;__;
>>69224954
I know he sucks, I'm just saying Charielli is retarded
>>69223251
Johansen is a center, so he is ranked far higher in value than Hall. Jones is also more valuable than Larsson. So LMAOing and BTFOing doesn't really apply here.
>>69224725
>Quincey, Seidenberg
>decent bottom 6, probably asking for too much though
lel.
>>69225138
The Jones for Johansen trade was even. Both teams got what they wanted.
>>69225108
why you heff to be sad?
>>69224725
>carle
>steal
>at any price
wew lad.
>rags
>rags
>>69224416
Don't worry bb he will
>>69225112
Well, not as retarded as Bergevin, but yeah, he suffers from a form of stupidity all the same. He gets set in his ways and doesn't stop to reconsider, just bulls on through until it all falls apart. "We've got to get bigger and tougher. Well that's all good, now what about that puck thing? We still have to do something with that, like put it in the other teams net.
Kassian
Maroon
Lucic
Ok, we're big. Let's now trade our top scoring winger for a defensive dman. Great! I'm happy with our defense now. No need to add anything else unless I can get it really cheaply."
All that potential to get a big time puck moving dman. Hall, RNH, Eberle, Nurse, Klefbom, 4th overall pick...and we end up with only Larsson. What a let down. And the meat head thinks the defense is improved enough.
But at least it's not as bad as Subban for Weber. What a dumb fucking trade.
>>69225505
The oilers blue line is better obviously but its still pretty bad.
>>69225166
True, but Columbus still won the trade. Jones will be a top 2 right hand dman for a long time. Johansen is good, but he doesn't seem to have the top line center pedigree you want if your trying to be a contender. Good thing Nashville produces elite dmen every 4-5 seasons. They had no problem giving Jones away.
>>69225368
Well, if you said two years ago that Liles would be getting paid 2mil and still be in the NHL, you'd be laughed at. Carle is in the same place as Liles back when he regressed. Carle can be a bottom pairing/depth dman and might even find his way back into a top 4 spot if he works hard enough.
>>69225664
I guess if you want to split hairs Columbus won the trade. I think it was even especially considering it was a 1 for 1. Johansen still has a chance to be a pretty good 1C.
>>69225547
He's banking on the fact that Klefbom will be amazing and Larsson has still yet to reach his potential. Plus he's hoping Davidson wasn't a fluke last year and Nurse will be better. Way too much hoping. There is likely to be another big injury and they will be right back where they were last season. They really need 1 more guy to give them a better shot. Schenn at a decent price would even help. He couldn't be any worse than Fayne.
>>69225155
desu quincey turned into a decent defenseman the past two years, I'll miss having him on >my team
>>69225226
>why you heff to be sad
i-i-it's only a game right?
Man this guy was always having a good time
although fuck Philthy media, those guys completely ruined his image
>>69224623
>islanders tried to swap hamonic for brodin
was that in the finnish news or is there any tangible evidence of this
the mild would make that trade in 2 seconds
>>69225740
>Johansen still has a chance to be a pretty good 1C.
wtf are you talking about? he already is a pretty good 1C
that's why he was traded for an elite 6'4" 200+ pound NBA genetic defense athlete prospect who was doing the business since day 1 in the NHL...
>>69225906
And in turn, drafted a center from the Q this year.
>>69225833
Agreed, but you can also tell he's getting old. Now is the perfect time to let him go. If Holland had been willing to let Helm go, too, or at least signed him for a shorter term/less money, I'd consider this offseason to be 8/10.
I know it's early, but please don't bully Finland. Remember, they sent their best to fight for us. They're a good friend.
Lauri Torne died fightin in Vietnam. He's a hero.
>>69226151
It was certainly the right move, especially with prospect D like Oullet, Jensen, and Sproul no longer waiver exempt. I just wish >we got rid of Helm or one of the many other gotta-go-fast manlets. They're fun but there just too many on the team.
>>69225505
Bergevin isnt stupid
>>69226254
He threw a puck in his own net when he played
>>69190018
>th-thanks #4
>>69226162
Finns are friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE82-_5kCX4
>>69210938
Philips retiring was probably the best thing to happen to Ottawa so far this offseason
>>69211270
Buddy of mine has seen him doing a line in a bathroom in a Boston Pizza
How do I get a Finnish GF?
>>69218192
kek
>>69226511
convert to islam and paint your skin brown
>>69226536
That's how you get a Swedish GF ya goof.
>>69226319
Its called tanking
>>69226511
How are your reindeer herding skills? Do you even know proper sauna etiquette?
>>69226607
Shit herding skills.
No I dont know sauna ediquette. But I look good naked and don't mind being around other naked ppl
>>69226654
You'd be around finnish guys in that sauna.
>>69226675
Would be a nice confidence boost around some asian micro dongs
>>69226747
>binland btfo
>>69192642
karlsson is a fag
>>69226654
>I look good naked
Post legs
>>69226872
You can play
hello
hi
Hei
/hoc/ ded
>>69228932
Its the off-season lad.
>>69228841
I always liked his pads.
Would this fix the Red Memes?
Mantha, Sproul/Jensen, and a 2nd for Fowler.
Nyquist, Smith, and a 3rd for Trouba.
Ericsson to literally any team for a bag of pucks.
>>69229030
Are you a literal retard?
>>69229076
'yes'
>>69190161
Skate above 5mph where this retard will never catch me.
Alternatively, thank that I'm not a goalie so I dont stand a chance of being hit.
>rags
>>69229076
Be nice anon
is anyone here in the army/been in the army
So is Florida a contender now?
>>69229212
>needing to be coddled
>>69229220
No, but they will probably make the playoffs.
>>69229030
Fowler sucks dick
What did he mean by this?
>>69229677
>Czech women
He got good taste.
Still the greatest goal song to ever grace hockey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxUhHQKZRGs
>>69229587
Fowler is a solid top 4 and he isn't in over his head if he has to play top 2 minutes/matchups
>>69229731
>One for all, all for one
Literally the lamest fucking song title in the world. Never thought my Swedish on Duolingo would come in handy.
How can Larsson even compete?
reminder that Hall for Subban literally would have been a better trade and either of the real ones
>>69230053
Taylor Hall is a pretty good hockey player but sounds like a massive faggot in real life. Get the fuck off Facebook.
>>69230124
Is NJ a liberal town? He posts a lot of "Conservative Memes"
>>69230124
He does play with his head down. He might be missing a few brain cells.
>>69230109
we have a left winger
>>69230205
sorry, >we
>>69230167
Hall and Yakupov have low hockey IQ's.
>>69230159
Isn't Edmonton a far left town itself?
>>69230232
yes and it's terrible.
>its another /pol/ episode
get bent losers
>>69230283
>t.lgbt leftist
>>69230354
try again faggot
keep your cancer out of /hoc/ cuck
>No Blackhawks Capitals final
>>69230387
literally fucked my bracket
>>69230232
It's a Right town. Conservatives and Redford imploded before the election handing it to NDP.
>>69230387
Next year
why do only leftist non-white cities have NHL teams?
i guess because kikes want the market to grow
>>69230528
Can you name me one city that is predominantly white and has a large enough population for a NHL franchise?
>Melnyk will never sell the team
>Karlsson will leave in 3 years because owner can't spend to the cap
>tfw have to watch all this unfold in slow motion
/hoc/ is more dead than Kevan Lannister, Tommen Baratheon, Margeary Tyrell, Loras Tyrell, Brother Lancel, the High Sparrow, Grand Maester Pycelle, Mace Tyrell, and Walder Frey
>>69230555
st louis
>>69230642
actually did a cringe
>>69230627
Karlsson to Montreal for Noah Juulsen and a couple 2nd round picks for """"cap relief""""
>>69186492
The SJW are coming for the NFL, the NFL is having to implement a rule where they have to hire more women for jobs with their organization.
How long before SJW come for hockey and make the NHL hire 50% black guys?
>>69230642
and dan snyder
>>69230665
why is shit flag even here, don't you have a soccer game to lose
>>69230699
you'll know it when they start complaining about the Chiraq logo
>>69220658
I love Finns bro, I used to and sometimes still do study the Finnish language, specially listening to Finnish artists in the fall and winter.
Only reason I don't study Finnish harder is because you all know English anyway lol. Cool country though and language is boss
>>69230721
They already did and are still doing it to this day.
>>69230726
Way to suck mongol penis you fuckin bitch.
>>69230721
A savages team of choice
>>69230761
Eat nuts
>>69230761
this
what a fucking cuckold
>>69230780
No need you're already doing enough for the entire board. Faggot.
New thread when
>>69230789
Things Finland has we don't
>Cool language
>Artic climate
>Northern lights
>Plus hockey wise they actually care about and play hockey unlike us, unless you live somewhere like fucking pennsylvania
Just because it's a cool place doesn't mean USA isn't the GOAT country. Now stfu faggos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdkWwgTEqag
>>69230851
>implying finland is nice
>>69230851
>being a fucking finnaboo
kystbqh
>>69230232
No, not really, just the university area which isn't surprising at all.
>>69230910
Oh shut up and collect some maple syrup for us
>>69230973
Be nice
>>69230973
Maple syrup season is done.
You'd know this if you weren't some mouth breathing mongrel.
>>69231001
I'm nice bro
>>69231008
Well start shipping it :)
>>69230851
America has every climate including Arctic, you fucking cuck
>>69231349
>Alaska
Yeah I like Alaska, but they don't have a cool language
>>69230721
>sjws complain about blackhawks logo
>all the injuns I see are wearing blackhawk merch
It's almost like the logo is cool and the team is good so they feel proud to wear it
>>69230232
It's called Redmonton for a reason
>>69231049
someone stole it all
>>69231369
Inuit languages are based, but Alaska was in reference to climate
>>69231372
>It's almost like the logo is cool and the team is good
Yeah that's probably true, Blackhawks are probably the only teams logo/jersey that people who aren't actually hockey fans wear
>>69231369
>implying inuit isnt a patrician language
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPGAbctSHuY
>>69231400
Yeah true, I used to think Alaska was the place to go, and due to the fact I could move there if I wanted, it still is for me. But when I found out stuff about Finland I like how the culture and language is different in Finland, along with the same type of artic climate.
I'm not moving anywhere in the artic anyway though even though it's a great place visit, I can't deal with cold that long
>>69230555
Seattle
>>69231400
>>69231409
Well how many speakers of Inuit are there though? And don't they all speak English as well anyway? I agree though Inuit seems cool, plus qt inuits
>>69231443
The point here is you were listing things America allegedly doesn't have, and I gave you two. Add in northern lights for good measure
>>69231406
I live in NC and I saw a spic wearing a Panthers jersey. He obviously didnt watch hokki
>>69231458
The only time you find people who don't speak english is when you get real deep into the villages and even then most there can speak english. Most Natives women are slags though. There are some qts though.
t. Someone who lived in Fairbanks for 5 years and has been to the Arctic Circle.
>>69231481
Oh yeah that's true, I guess it's because Alaska is so far away it's almost not America to me, but yeah they're up there. I think if I had plenty of money I would move to Fairbanks 2 or 3 months a year minimum, and other parts of the year be somewhere warm
>>69231507
>Lived in Fairbanks
Nice bro, I choose Fairbanks as where I would live because it seems big enough to have things and stores, but also small enough where it's not too big and the skies are clearer
Hoc
>>69231533
The skies are never really clear in the winter. Always shrouded by grey clouds like pic related (pic of fairbanks highway). It's nice though. When it gets below -30F it gets so quiet you can hear the snow hit the ground. Surreal desu.
Also there are stores. There is a Safeway, Walmard, malls and plenty of other things.
>>69231588
>-30F
I don't know if I'll ever feel that feel, that surreal snow feel sounds great though
>>69190582
I played with a guy, didn't have a blade, but he did contour his blade to fit a steel bracket he made, then taped over it
>528 thread
>>69231648
>I don't know if I'll ever feel that feel, that surreal snow feel sounds great though
You should. There's something special about how truly empty the world can feel.
>>69231823
Yeah where I live we get a good snow day about 2-3 times a year and it's cool. I think it would be different being up there though
New thread my friends
>>69231891
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