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IF your team's ace(s) isn't dead yet, he will be soon
News
SF:Posey whacks three-run homer in victory
SF:Bumgarner allows four runs in DH-less start
ATL:D'Arnaud's bat, legs lead Braves past Marlins
DET:Maybin's three-run double caps crazy comeback
WAS:Espinosa has two homers, seven RBI in rout
KC:Morales' three XBH lead Royals past Cardinals
NYM:Familia dodges trouble in closing out Cubs
CLE:Carrasco fans season-high 14 in win over Jays
INT:Yulieski Gurriel worked out for Yankees Thursday
LAA:Andrew Heaney to undergo TJ surgery Friday
CIN:Bruce would waive no-trade to play in Cleveland
CIN:Hamilton (concussion) returns to Reds' lineup
Links
mlb.com
mlbtraderumors.com
fangraphs.com
Has pissboi killed himself yet?
Back to over .500. For now.
O's tbqh
AL Central is the best division
Rate my Diamond Dynasty.
>>69114918
>CLE:Carrasco fans season-high 14 in win over Jays
What do you mean by this? Maybe I've been dense, but I don't know what you mean
>>69116081
Cleveland pitcher struck out 14 blue jay players.
>>69116013
Salvador Perez should be 100+
>>69116089
Oh, I thought you were saying we got to a 14 win streak. I was about to say that isn't until 1 today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjOnCX1sMEg
Is this true?
>>69116208
Not when your rotation has the 5 best pitchers in all of baseball
>>69116208
that was pretty uninspired
>>69116208
Worth noting normies got pretty asshurt by that when it first came out
>we are close to 2017 than 2016
>half the infield is on the DL
>Pence STILL FUCKING DEAD
>bullpen fluctuates between decent and a heaping pile of shit
how on earth are they going to even year their way out of this one
>>69116544
>a team that is 50-31 is complaining
Go fuck yourself. Honestly
>>69116635
The team lost 3 of 4.
The team is clearly collapsing.
>>69116683
>flag
We have no Ace to get ded
>Dodgers looking to buy an arm instead of calling someone up
I thought their farm was fucking loaded? They can't bring a guy up to throw four innings every five days?
>>69117383
Didn't they already call up the guy with 3 and a half eyes?
>>69117447
Yeah but /mlb/ told me the doyers farm was solid gold and could probably win the division on its own
>>69116384
it was accurate at the time, but the mets are still top tier for expansion franchises
I would say it applies more to the padres, who fall flat on their face at the very beginning of every season
>>69117558
>mets are still top tier for expansion franchises
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expansion_team#Major_League_Baseball
Not alot of competition to be honest senpai
>>69116683
That's not how it works
>Will the Astros make it past the wild card round, anon?
>>69118978
Where's my sandwich?
So there is a chance?
jays indians gamethread where don't disrespect us on our day reeeeeeeeeee
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2016/07/red-sox-international-penalties.html
RED SOX BTFO BY MANFRED'S SWEET HAMMER OF JUSTICE
TARDINALS ARE NEXT A
>>69116544
Get into playoffs
Start bumgarner
>>69118755
Then how does it work senpai?
>>69120763
2014 was a fluke
Really makes you think...
>>69121385
It's working out really well for the Reds.
Who will he go into the HOF with? Marlins? Pirates? Tigers?
>>69116307
Does anyone ever expect anything else from Seth McFarlane?
>>69122022
It has to be the team he won the WS with, right?
>>69114964
DG/LB has been dead since December
>>69123728
did you miss the 2xMVPKershaw shitposting
>tfw your minor league team is painfully average and will probably miss the playoffs by 4 or 5 games
>tfw no Jane Lee gf
>>69125226
tfw no alanna rizzo gf
>>69121229
Losing three in a row in a 162 game is way too small to be considered a collapse
>>69120466
Is Manfred the GOAT commissioner?
>>69120466
Good fuck those scummy faggots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhZmfXhGPDg
mets
>cusb
Diamond Dynasty guys.
The captains rewards store is probably the best it will be all year tbqh.
Tigoats
>>69130309
tfw can never get more than 4 wins in battle royale
seriously how the fuck are you going for the wild card and you cant fucking beat the worst team in baseball in the braves
>>69131454
>worst team in baseball in the braves
Not the Twins?
>rags
>>69131454
Technically the Twins are the worst team in baseball :^)
>tfw .800 OPS and gold glove caliber SS
So as a Giants fan, sometimes none of it feels real when I step back and think about it still. How did any of this happen?
If they were to somehow do it again this year I don't even know what I would do with myself
>>69132208
>tfw walgreens inevitable second half collapse
>>69132331
Its an even year m8, we'll lose in the first round.
>>69132414
true
>>69132305
2014 was best
>>69132208
>Gold glove defense
not even top 5 in the NL
>>69132633
They're all amazing in their own way with their own awesome memes. I can't really pick a favorite
based brad
>>69132949
>>69132305
Still no WS won at home.
what happened in the 2011 world series, and why was it so significant
Losedians
holy shit Europeans are fucking autistic.
>1 game happens
>make 60 threads about it
>>69130908
Iktf. I could get Stocker, Cabrera and FB Fielder, be lucky to get a hit with them.
>>69133377
Happens with apehoop too though
>>69133377
Tbqh the second ranked team in the world just got eliminated by some bottom feeder club.
>>69133377
>only 60
>>69133377
>>69133481
it's not really a problem with any one sport
it's because the mods in general on 4chan are too lax when it comes to overflows/spam lately
>>69133377
you act like this didn't happen when the thunder and bengals got eliminated this year
>>69133544
FIFA rankings are BS anyway and Wales has Bale one of the best players in the World apparently.
>russell fartin'
>>69133882
He mad tho
Umps are insecure babies who need to show their power, it's fucking annoying
the top 9 high school players against Keyshawn
How many perfect games does he throw out of 100 games
BONUS: it's a postseason game. How many runs does he give up and in what inning is he pulled?
>>69134531
Fucking auto correct
Kershaw **
>>69134531
depends on a lot of things, including the defense behind him
>>69134531
>>69134584
0
He is on the DL
Also why do you have autocorrect on?
>>69134755
Dodgers
And no mercy rule so it's a 9 inning perfect game
>A's to sign Lazarito
>>69132208
>Anyone in the NL winning a GG over Crawford
>>69133377
jap moot needs to make a /pov/ to contain povertyball threads already
pointless but aesthetically satisfying
CUBS ARE GONNA BE OKAY
I KEEP TELLING YOU ASSHOLES
Also,
>captcha
>It's a Cueto start
Fun fact about the Rags: They have lost 2 consecutive games only 5 times this season. Pretty much makes them one of the most consistent teams in the MLB
Sox need continue their series win streak to solidly get in WC contention.
Cards need to farm some wins off the brewers can get back in a WC slot and hold it.
They've won fucking 15 games at home in one of the best stadiums in the MLB and I was there for 3 of them.
Fuck driving to Chiraq as much as I love the White Sox more than the Cards. Their stadium sucks, the drive is fucked with construction where I can get on the i70 and go to STL in my sleep.
>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS
>>69137078
>RAGS
Dear blog
>playing online
>down 2-0
>top of fourth
>runners on corners 1 out
>steal second to prevent dp
>draw a walk
>pitcher up
>pinch hit with 1 out
>2 run double
>lead off hitter singles for 3-2 lead
>guy quits
>he calls me a faggot for pinch hitting so early
I DINDU NUFFIN
>>69136681
>tfw 14-2 in Cueto starts
>>69137195
Can I have Cueto when he's old and busted please?
>>69137078
>>69137151
>>69137214
this senpaitachi
>>69137240
Sure, once we harvest all of a player's meme magic they can go wherever they want, I don't care
>>69137194
NOT REALISTIC STRATEGY U SUCK DEWD
FOR SALE
MAKE ME AN OFFER
>I rate Altuve
>>69137420
One million dollars in pennies.
>>69137426
huh?
>>69137452
GOING ONCE
Is whoposting, dare I say it, dead for 2016?
>>69137562
It's art now my friend.
>This game started at 1 PM
>Injuns-Blow Gays going into inning 17
>tfw you work for OP's pic
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>>69117491
>call up every one else after calling up 3 pitchers already
Jeez what team calls up 5+ pitchers in a single year? Nobody
Great way to destroy their confidence and arm too
>>69137556
>Buying a Coors Field hitter.
Pfffft!
>>69137746
which pitchers elbows are literally about to explode
give us the scoop
royals phillies
>>69137766
>>69137766
>>69137766
>>69137795
he doesn't see patients until after they explode, lad. I'll post pics of the signed thank you jersey that the next guy will send though
>James Andrews will never move your ultar nerve away from the back of your elbow, curing you of a "funny bone" as he repairs your million dollar throwing arm
>Dodgers place LHP Clayton Kershaw (mild disc herniation) on 15-day DL, retro to 6/27.
>Dodgers place LHP Clayton Kershaw (mild disc herniation) on 15-day DL, retro to 6/27.
>Dodgers place LHP Clayton Kershaw (mild disc herniation) on 15-day DL, retro to 6/27.
>analslime
how can one franchise be such dogshit, bros?
>18th inning
>>69138137
Oh boy Doyers.
Is Ryan Goins a wizard?
>this blue jays/indians game
>>69138580
Absolutely
>>69138137
It's not mild herniation. A guy as strong and fit as Kershaw wouldn't be effected so much by a mild herniation. When you're fit, your muscles help support your spine and help alleviate the pain from the two vertebrae putting pressure on that weakened/herniated disc that cause disc "bulging" and inflamation which cause nerve pain. For him to be in enough pain where he's missing starts my guess he has had a damaged disc for a couple years now and now it has gotten bad enough to really hurt him.
It's an incredibly demoralizing injury since it really never improves since current medical science doesn't quite understand it yet, especially in young fit men. Surgery has a good chance of making it worse and isn't worth it for a young man. A lot of guys in their 60s opt for disc replacement even considering its low success rate because they're old and dont give a fuck. If it gets worse, they can just live the short rest of their life on hydrocodone.
I have a fucked up disc, and I exercise and stretch to a fucking T of what my PT tells me to and follow up with a good soak in the tub and the fucking thing still bothers me. I can't imagine dealing with it as an elite mlb pitcher. And again, I'm just some schmuck, not Clayton Kershaw, so I can imagine how bad his fucked up disc has to be to be causing him such issues when he's having such an amazing season.
Angels Red Sox
>>69138703
>>69138703
>>69138703
>tfw you are not a Blow Gay or Injun fan
>>69138817
PLEASE MAKE IT END JUST MAKE IT END
NINETEEN INNINGS
>tfw I can't watch the rest of this game because I have to go do stuff
Might still be on at the rate this is going though
>>69138958
Good God.
when will this semen-slurping game end lel
i blame blow gay offense
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>69138958
>the guy who failed to bring in the run from 2nd is now punished to pitch
Jays will score 1 and the game will go to 26 innings
No mets cubs thread
How did you celebrate Bobby Bonilla day, /mlb?
>Play 2 games
>Get 1 win
Happy Canada day, faggots
windians...
Apologize right now Kansass Shitty and >Rag fag
>>69139523
Most appropriate image ever
>>69139472
>play 2 games
>lose
GG Jays holy shit
>Teheran 23 scoreless innings
>gives up home run first pitch of the game
Kek
>>69138707
Gat dam, that sounds like it sucks. I've had back pain to the point that I couldn't move for 2 days, but nothing lasting like that.
You're a piece of shit sometimes, but I wouldn't have wished that on you, Kershaw, or anybody.
This is the worst/mlb/ general I've ever seen
>>69138137
NO GOD WHY NO THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR YEAR WE WERE FINALLY GOING TO STOP THE JINTS MEME WHY DID YOU FAIL US KERSHAW!??!?
wew I love July 1st
whew
>tfw your team hits a home run to finally win an 18+ inning game
Feels good, doesn't it, injuns?
i miss drew smyly
>>69139966
Fuck that game, fuck that series. Nats should have fucking swept.
>>69139966
It does tbch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy2bTyoM8Xo
>>69140026
At least you have based Petit now
>>69140075
Not even a Nats fan, but that autist Matt Williams fucked them by taking out Zimmerman in the 9th. Ruined the series.
>>69139834
>Goins with an era of 0.00
GOAT
>>69140075
>>69140102
I for one will watch with glee when the Nats collapse again.
>>69140102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKORG3EWvis
Thank you, based panda.
>>69140102
>tfw the nats finally got rid of matt williams
dude was legit autistic about closers and shit like that, he fucked them over a lot
i'll miss him
>>69140146
>>69140176
They should have gotten Black or anybody besides Dusty who's equally as bad honestly, hes just a player manager. Who knows, the veteran player and manager meme might work for them in the playoffs.
https://twitter.com/JorshP/status/749025695288922112
mitebcool he'd be better than freak Clevinger or that bum Anderson but I think Cody's on the DL in Columbus
>>69140146
Id rather watch the Giants lose than the Gnats, fuck that team and the gay area.
Congrats windians fans. Great ride.
t. Mets fan
is nick castellanos considered an above average 3B now?
>>69140298
I love it when both teams lose.
>>69140379
Why does he look terrified immediately after he says it?
>>69140405
Nap told him there's no party at Napoli's since cuz he's too tired
Help me out here boreball chaps
Giants ML or overs in the Rockies-Dodgers game? Which is one is more safe?
https://twitter.com/KingJames/status/749030712838348800
>>69140573
legod literally willed the injuns to a win with the power of his godly tweet
>>69140515
dodgers will lose
>>69140774
Will the score be over 6?
HOLY FUCK MURPHY
>>69140515
Give me the line I don't feel like looking it up and the o/u
>>69140812
I'm not a betting man but I'd make an educated guess and say yes
idk what ML is for the Giants though
>>69140816
why do the nationals literally never have game threads?
>>69140856
Moneyline, basically them to win
>>69140884
oh okay. They should win if Cueto doesn't repeat his last outing. Miller has been awful
>>69140870
They only show up during 'big series. Aka Mets, dodgers and cubs threads.
Where is the detoilt v gays thread?
>>69140884
Jints and Doyers are good bets
>>69140941
yeah i've seen some of their fans in there so i know they exist, but 90% of the time there's just no thread
do they just not care?
>>69140515
>>>/degenerate/
>>69141002
They're the least involved fans in the NL East.
>>69137761
CRIMINALLY Underrated
>>69140942
i was looking for that too
going well so far. no need for meme magic tonight hopefully
>>69141280
Make a thread you fag
>>69141280
fulmer has that change up going tonight
>>69141207
>>69141002
>>69140870
It's because we're all yuppie normies from DC
dae-ho lee speaking a tiny bit of english
https://twitter.com/blackwings2011/status/748922324787666944
>scoring one (1) run for your country on its national holiday
>losing in 19 innings
>laffs
>>69140870
They only have a couple of fans, probably not enough to justify having a thread I'd imagine.
>>69141507
you just posted this in /nfl/, nice
>>69141507
Literally the most assault team today barring a Rangers win.
Live from the Mets game
>>69141580
fuck are those 2 guys in white doing
>>69141580
Nice. Are they about to resume play finally?
>>69141544
nice work, Dick Tracy. you want a cookie for your efforts?
>>69141557
>assault
do you mean asshurt?
>buying a jersey with a player's number
Blank Jersey/player t shirt master race coming through
Sup boys neutral observer here, why is everyone saying the Rangers are the best team in baseball when they don't even have a 14 game win streak? Am I being trolled?
Sorry, I am new to the sport and it just seems that the team currently on a 14 game win streak would be considered the best team in baseball and a heavy favorite to win the world series.
>>69141607
Just started again m8
>>69141647
just commenting on the patheticness of having two separate trips for two different generals, nice going
>tfw no one in /mlb/ gives a shit that the Tigers rallied 8 runs in the 9th
>>69115335
correct
Felix is going to have a rehab start in Everett holy shit yes. he hasn't pitched there since 2003
>>69141787
>Tigers
Who?
>>69141787
>ntiggers
nope
Fuck you
>>69141844
Nippon (Japanese) league team
>>69141787
it's better when /mlb/ doesn't talk about the tigers.
refer
>>69141844
>>69141865
>>69141881
>1984
ftfy
>>69141902
>Australia
>>69141666
nice satantrips
streaks are one the most deceiving things about baseball. any team can win that much with a decent amount of skilled players and a whole lotta luck. The Indians certainly aren't WS favorites, but they could be in the playoff mix.
>>69141934
hey i'm a tigers fan, there is just no point talking tigers here cause no one likes them
>Bombston
>>69138137
Old news famm
>>69141998
Boatson.
>>69141787
That was amazing based brad
>rays down 7-0 in the 7th at home
>game 162 2011
fulmer pls
>>69141787
I'll give your team props fellow Ruster it is impressive
>>69142094
t-thanks bud
try not to kill us too hard next week
>>69142175
I'm afraid I can't promise that.
Honestly though I think they'll be more competitive, this Rays series will give Tigers confidence and this Jays series is gonna kill us.
The Al Central
>>69142280
Is full of laughs.
>>69142237
One of the announcers said something like that at the end of the game yesterday, how this could be a landmark game that we look back to for Tigers players and Based Brad
>>69142280
best
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t
>>69142280
Best Division
How would the Japanese National team do in the MLB?
>>69142363
like the mets probably
If this is a preview for the future Braves, my body is ready
SF Giants vs ARI Diamondbacks
9:40 PM ET | 6:40 PM PT
>>69142327
>>69142327
>>69142327
>>69142383
so they'd be able to beat the best team in baseball?
Kris Bryant is on fire desu
Notice: the Reds have not given up a HR today.
https://twitter.com/BauerOutage/status/749026326854508544
canada BTFO
>>69142565
THE MADMAN
ROTY
O
T
Y
So when do the Rags apologize to >us?
>>69142565
Syrup niggers on suicide watch. BTFO on their own national holiday.
THE REDS ARE UNIRONICALLY GOING TO BEAT THE GNATS IN EXTRA INNINGS
>>69142634
>the rays offense
um ok??
>>69142655
Go Reds! You can do it.
>>69142565
What the fuck does that even mean
are the cusb getting exposed
>their stadium doesn't have a retractable roof
LOL!
Was the Indians game the longest this season?
>>69142686
The Rags certainly are
I train with Pilates in the offseason and in-season on a daily basis. Pilates gets my body into a position where I'm activated, I'm loose and I'm ready to go as soon as I step out onto the field. It aids my warm-up process; it gets me much more ready for the day of activity than any other type of warm-up ever has. And the amount of core strength that I've built with Pilates and hamstring strength and hip mobility and mobility in my shoulders and my spine -- those are all things that directly correlate with what I have to do on the field.
>>69142565
>all these comments about "beating a position player" ignoring he didn't give up a single run for 5 frames and only two frames were pitched by a position player
>>69142726
Yes
>>69142686
hammel is having his yearly meltdown its all good
>>69142750
full:
I train with Pilates in the offseason and in-season on a daily basis. Pilates gets my body into a position where I'm activated, I'm loose and I'm ready to go as soon as I step out onto the field. It aids my warm-up process; it gets me much more ready for the day of activity than any other type of warm-up ever has. And the amount of core strength that I've built with Pilates and hamstring strength and hip mobility and mobility in my shoulders and my spine -- those are all things that directly correlate with what I have to do on the field.
I kind of brought Pilates to the Cubs. I went to Ricketts, Jed, Theo, and I told them this is our way to be innovative. In five to 10 years, every clubhouse in baseball is going to be doing this. I think at first a lot of guys were skeptical. But as time has gone by, the amount of guys that are taking part in either a morning routine of Pilates or an afternoon session is pretty high. I'd say there's been 15-20 guys that are actively using Pilates. And they are all seeing the added benefit.
>Rays go from a NEAR triple play to a 3 run HR
>>69142565
And he still wants to make his start tomorrow.
vmart is so fucking based when he can use 2 knees
>>69142796
>I train with steroids in the offseason and in-season on a daily basis. Steroids gets my body into a position where I'm activated, I'm loose and I'm ready to go as soon as I step out onto the field. It aids my warm-up process; it gets me much more ready for the day of activity than any other type of warm-up ever has. And the amount of core strength that I've built with steroids and hamstring strength and hip mobility and mobility in my shoulders and my spine -- those are all things that directly correlate with what I have to do on the field.
I kind of brought steroids to the Cubs. I went to Ricketts, Jed, Theo, and I told them this is our way to be innovative. In five to 10 years, every clubhouse in baseball is going to be doing this. I think at first a lot of guys were skeptical. But as time has gone by, the amount of guys that are taking part in either a morning routine of steroids or an afternoon session is pretty high. I'd say there's been 15-20 guys that are actively using steroids. And they are all seeing the added benefit.
B A S E D
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LMAO
CUBS GETTING SHAT ON
>cusb play a good team
>get exposed
pottery
Holy shit Cupboards.
Apologize
ANOTHER HOME RUN
CUBS ABSOLUTELY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>69142927
I'm sorry, please don't BTFO the Barves.
>CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB
>10 Earned Runs
Holy fuck I cant breathe
CUSB
>your ERA will NEVER go up an entire run in July
>cubs
>>69142927
The Sleeper has awoken!
>all because of a goat
>Assdribble dinger
>Giants
>Cubs
>>69143019
the offense I can understand
but suddenly Cueto AND bumgarner cant keep it under 3 ER's a game
>Merri>field
>roty
kek
>>69142723
>His team plays in a climate that necessitates a roof
wew
>it's the fifth inning
>there are no outs
>>69143050
The A's instituted the curse lol.
>>69143126
it started happening during the phillies series, moron
Tim wakes up the next morning with Buster's arm slung around his body. His back is pressed up against Buster, providing him some needed heat as they're still above the covers and the air conditioning in the room was set a little too high all night. It's a nice feeling though, he feels protected and safe in Buster's arms.
He quickly realizes that he needs to get out of bed and into the shower though, because they really made a mess last night, most of which went onto his body. It's a little sticky and just feels... gross. So, Tim gets out of Buster's grip and into the shower, not having to strip himself of any clothes first.
It really hits him once he gets into the shower. He just had sex with Buster Posey. It was damn good sex too, it really was the best he'd ever had. Then his mind traveled off back to last night, Buster fucking him deep and hard, dominating him, cumming across his body while moaning his name. Tim felt his dick getting hard at these thoughts and he was getting horny, so he whispered "fuck it" before getting a shampoo bottle and emptying its contents into his hand. He slid his hand across his body then down to his cock, now fully erect. He started jerking off, replaying the memories of last night in his head, and it only took a couple minutes until his legs start shaking, he lets out a moan and cums onto the tile wall of the shower.
>>69143152
He then finally does normal shower things, washes his hair, brushes his teeth, etc. He turns off the water and puts a towel around his waist. He walks to the door and is about to turn the handle when he remembers that Buster is out there, and he has no idea what he's supposed to do. He doesn't exactly know what you're supposed to do the morning after sleeping with a team mate. He stands there for a bit and the only thing he can think of is to just act as "normal" as possible.
He comes out of the bathroom and sees Buster has woken up and at least put some boxers on. He's on the bed watching the news and when he sees Tim, he says "Yeah, you probably needed a shower after that night, huh?" with a wink. Tim is surprised with how comfortable he is. He was expecting him to just try to get out of there as fast as possible, but this is a welcome surprise.
"Yeah I felt pretty, uh, sticky." Tim replies with a somewhat fake laugh.
"Yeah, so... about last night..." Buster gives him a questioning look.
"Well, I, uh, enjoyed it..." Tim decides to be honest upfront. The awkwardness in the room could be cut with a knife.
"I guess that's good because honestly, I really did too."
Neither of them really know what to say and an awkward silence fills the room. Buster gets up and puts his shirt and pants on while Tim packs some stuff in his suitcase. Buster walks over to him and gives him a kiss before saying "See ya later" and walks out.
This is all way too confusing for him.
>>69143152
I know where this is going.
>there were people in this very general that thought the ottomans were going to the world series this year
>Mark Lowe
>>69143178
>there are probably less than 1000 people in the entire world that were alive in 1908
>>69143178
there were people that thought that last year too ;)
mariners/orioles
>>69143232
>>69143220
>mets nationals nlcs
how buttblasted would /mlb/ be
>>69143276
not at all
>your team
>most promising young player/rookie of recent whose career got screwed because of your team's handling of him
>Red Sox
>Daniel Bard
>>69143219
Within ten years there will be zero.
>>69143303
mariners
ackley
>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS
>RAGS
>rags……......>rags >rags >rags................. >rags ........................ >rags >rags ..................... >rags >rags
>…>rags…....>rags ......... >rags.......... >rags .... >rags ........... >rags .............................. >rags
>……>rags....>rags >rags >rags........ >rags >rags >rags ...... >rags ...... >rags>rags .......... >rags
>……>rags....>rags >rags.................. >rags ......... >rags ..... >rags ................... >rags ............... >rags
>…>rags…....>rags ......... >rags........ >rags ......... >rags ....... >rags ................. >rags .................... >rags
>rags……......>rags................ >rags . >rags ......... >rags.............>rags >rags >rags............. >rags >rags
fuck i'm watching mets yearbook on SNY, what happened with the >rags?
>>69143359
saved
[BENNY HILL MUSIC INTENSIFIES]
>>69143388
just >rags
>>69143388
Rags are so deep in /sp/'s head that events like giving up a run in a midseason game are cause for joyous celebration
It's all they have
>>69143426
SOUR
>>69143388
they just induced a ground ball
>>69143391
How do you ever possibly have baserunning this bad?
>>69143426
>unironically can't beat the lowest percentage team
>"BUT MY RAGS ARE THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD GUYS"
DAMAGE CONTROL
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>cant beat the yankees
>cant even beat the twins
>Rags
>>69143444
Major leage players are the best hitters, not the best players
>rags
>>69143463
No wonder they never ever won even a single Worlds Eries, but aren't they the best team in baseball?
>>69137761
this desu
post yfw the t___ks beat the rags
>all this obsession
So kucked
>mfw realizing Kershaw's back finally gave out from carrying that shitty franchise to the playoffs year in and year out
>the imploding crater of Kansass Shitty
>the 108 of Shitcongo Clubbeds
>rags
so now that we beat the best team in baseball, can we be the best team in baseball now?
is that how it works?
>>69143561
>RAGS
>>69143573
Until tomorow sure why not
>>69143573
>cubicles
>best
Twins have the exact same chance of winning the Eries m9
>>69143463
I've seen worse.
>>69143513
>red sox
>ends with "ks"
not in the WS obviously, but 4-0 in the ALCS, pic related
>>69143573
You can if you can win a WS.
>YNR Prince >Fielder only has seven (7) home runs
>it's literally his only job
Name batters with more HRs
>>69143573
friendly reminder that Cuddyer deserves a ring if the mets win the world series because his retiring enabled us to resign cespedes.
>It's a V-Mart 2 HR game from both sides of the plate episode
>it's a team goes on a hot streak so its fans on 4chan start shitposting like they've won a WS episode
>>69143627
>if the mets win the world series
kek
>>69143618
>Abreu has +4 more HRs than >Fielder
>>69143627
by that logic Nomar Garciaparra deserves a 2004 WS ring because >we had to trade him to get the rest of the puzzle pieces we were missing. nope, not the way he bitched out that whole season. it was nice when he was healthy and elite, though.
>>69143618
>Kendry Morales has 11 dingers
>Fielder has 7
>>69143618
>Asdrubal Cabrera has more HRs than Prince Fielder
>>69143618
Jackie Bradley Jr.
>cusb/mest in its THIRD rain delay of the night
>>69143618
asdrubal cabrera
>>69143618
>Odubel Herrera
fucking kekek
>>69143618
Hahahahaha
>>69143618
>>69143738
...has almost twice as many (13) as Prince Fielder (7)
>>69143618
Holy shit, YAN GOMES has more dingers than >Fielder and his offense is literally ass this year
>>69143618
>Eugenio Suarez
>14 HR
Reminder that Cleveland and the so-called Indians "fans" don't deserve the team, who are playing their heart out but playing 3rd fittle to a shitty amateur NFL team and Lebron.
>>69143618
Freddie Freeman has 13
>>69143618
Damn, Didi Gregorious has more homers than Prince
>K'd 10 (ten) times
>against the T___s
>Rands
>>69143839
At least my team has more attendance, and we're shit.
As a neutral observer, isn't it odd for the "best team in baseball" the Texas rangers to be at least forced into extra innings by the worst team in the entire league?
>>69143839
>he read the comments on Cleveland.com
>>69114918
>/deadpitchers/ edition
Fitting name for thread.
http://m.mlb.com/news/article/187386656/dodgers-legend-koufax-passes-away-at-80
>>69143939
Looks like he's laughing at >rags :^)
>>69143618
Ass Dribble Cabrera has 10
>>69143936
Also a neutral observer, I was going to bandwagon the Rags but now I just don't think it's the right decision. Honestly the Cubs look like a better choice right now
>>69143940
Oh shit. RIP.
>>69143618
>Melky Cabrera
>Scooter Gennett and Aaron Hill have the same number of homers
>Rags
>9th inning
>tied
HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS
>>69143940
FUCK YOU
>>69144009
my shitposts are at the ready
lock and load cowboy
>>69143940
>my dad's favorite pitcher as a kid was sandy koufax
>sandy koufax outlived him
feels bad man
>>69144009
my sides
>>69143940
rag poster went too far this time
>>69143839
Clevelands not a bad baseball team, just jaded by our jew owner continuing to deal Cy Young winners year after year after year and never spending a few shekels signing a big bat when they are one piece away from contention. Dolan is literally cancer and too poor to afford a baseball team, everyone hates him and the team suffered, we were a great baseball town.
On top of this Cleveland has been really jaded about sports lately. With the Cavs ship and this win streak they will probably come close to selling out their homestands through the all star break.
>>69143972
>Ass Dribble
>Kevin Pukelips
>Clay Butthole
>Big Sloppy
>Gay Rod
>Adam Aintright
>Jason Pissnips
>Whory Goober
>Daniel Murphy
>>69144070
dodgers rockies
>>69144061
Julio Urine Ass
>>69143391
That's fucking amazing.
>>69143940
>legend
almost got me
>>69144061
>Pukelips
is that supposed to be for Youkilis? you know he's been retired for 3-4 years, right?
IT'S HAPPENING
>>69143940
oh, fuck off and die
>>69144105
ive used that one for a long time
>>69143618
Carlos Slamtana
>>69144138
Has +10
>>69143642
>it's a >rags episode
>>69143618
Mookie "You Betta Believe In" Betts
>>69144061
>Starvin Asshole
>>69144061
>Adam Aintright
>rags literally CAN'T beat t___s in regulation
rags escape this round
only delaying the inevitable
>>69143839
>fittle
It's fiddle, you illiterate >rags fan. And those reviews are far from trustworthy. Everybody I know watches the Indians. My family especially, since way before I was born.
>>69144061
>Harelip Peter
>>69143839
>fittle
>>69144220
>trusting a Rags fan to know how to spell words with more than one syllable
baka
>>69144210
>t___s are 3-3 in Extra innings
>rags are 2-5
>its a fans of shit teams "rag" on the best team episode
>>69144247
>its a "Rags cant even beat a team as bad as the twins" episode
>>69144246
oDUBel herrera
>>69144246
>Mark Reynolds
holy shit, he's still around?
>You may only post in this thread if you team has beaten the >rags in a series the last 2 months
Not so fast, rest of mlb
>>69144220
>>69144236
>>69144243
it says "fittle" in the screencap, that's the joke you autists
>>69144257
>>69144257
Laughing at your life rn faggot
name a pitcher in the american league better than Fulmer
> protip: you cant
>>69144271
Appears he began a strict Pilates regimen this season
>>69144293
>rags fans are proud to need 10 innings to beat the twins
>>69144294
will he make the all star roster you think?
>>69144246
>Curtis Granderson
>Danny Espinosa
>Johnathan Schoop
>Zach Cozart
>Melvin Upton
>Rajai Davis
>Logan Morrison
>Brandon Drury
>Jarrod Saltalamacchia
Is this thing for fucking real?
>>69144246
>rajai davis
>addison russell
>leonys martin
KEK
>>69144305
Pilates being Coors Field, I see
>>69144319
i don't see why you'd be surprised by granderson or schoop
the rest, maybe
>>69144338
what about NL?
>>69144294
Indians starting rotation
>>69144314
Hold on to that victory son
>>69144338
>devenski
literally who
>>69144319
LoMo had 17 HRs last year so i'm not surprised by that
>>69144343
Granderson is shit. Schoop I don't know about because I'm a Mestfag.
>this endless Nats-Reds game
just fucking kill me
>>69144405
>yfw there will be two 19 inning games in a 24 hour time span
Too tired after 19 innings to shitpost about >rags
>>69144333
Hahaha I'm dying.
>>69144423
I thought we were bros Cleveland how could you
>>69144405
*unsheathes katana*
>>69144445
Don't worry I'm here
>RAGS
>>69144405
>>69144421
https://twitter.com/Indians/status/749074528194564096
>>69144421
please god no
why is MLB the show's soundtrack absolute trash. Even NBA2k16 did better.
LEAD OFF SINGLE GIVEN UP BY >RAGS
sup boys indiansbro here today was my first time watchingh a baseball game but our team looks pretty good, i'm now ride or die with this team
please take care of me, i will hang out in these threads until the win streak is over
I'm glad it's over
>>69144486
2k16 has a great soundtrack because niggers like 2k, and niggers like music
autists like baseball, and autists don't have good taste in music
>>69144486
>not making your own soundtrack
>>69144515
I have great taste in music fyi
>whos
>check fantasy team
>forgot to start Fulmer
jfmsu
>reds
>2.17 ERA
I thought Byron Buxton was supposed to be good?
>>69144520
>not learning every word to every song after hearing them all a million times each
52
>>69144294
I can think of 5
>Nats
Hmm
Hmmmm. Pretty strange and wacky that a team like the rags with fans who talk such a big game lost 2 in a row to the lowly Yankees and then needed 10 innings to barely score 3 runs against the even more lowly Twins.
Really makes you think hmmm
>>69144548
Shame about his mechanics
>>69144294
Britton
>>69144491
>rags
>>69144615
are >we the biggest home babbies in the league now?
>lose 7 straight on the road
>come home and win 6 in a row
>>69144625
Fuck off James
>>69144429
Glad you liked it bro
>>69144623
Do you have a blog so I can read more of your enlightened hot takes on baseball?
You sound super smart and well reasoned
>>69144635
>Nats lose 7 in a row in June
>still had the best June record among NL teams
>>69144680
Sure
WWW.meatspin.com
>>69144758
You go really deep on this site anon Im impressed
>>69144758
>meatspin
What are you, 12? That shit isn't offensive.
>>69144680
Right here fellow sir. I post with other highly intelligent and superior Rangers fans such as you and this fine fellow >>69137384
:^)
>>69144748
>>69144635
actually scratch that. second best record.
>>69144748
what a time to be alive
I remember when Barves fans were the biggest asshats around here, now I think like half of them have committed suicide
>>69144825
I'm still here. But I'm the only tolerable Barves fan.
>>69144801
OK faggot
Lol at Matt Bush's rape eyes for Emily
>>69144811
>Now that the Indians lost
:^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^)
holy shit they fucking finally beat the barves
>>69145087
You're welcome for your win.
>>69145087
Just took a little Jose magic. Wouldn't think that the biggest hurdle would of been the Barves. Good game on both sides.
>>69145131
I hope you guys do well. You were a favorite team of mine growing up.
>>69145144
so you were a bandwagoner as a kid?
>>69145186
No I just liked to watch them. I remember how exciting the 1997 WS was. I am and always will be a Barves fan. It was just cool seeing them troll the league.
i dont follow too much baseball but has anyone noticed that closest division race is like 5 games?
>>69145213
It really doesn't matter at this point because there's still a lot of baseball to play. The lead may get smaller or bigger.
>>69145186
>Marlins
>a team that's been 6 times over .500 in 22 years.
I love this team to death, but it's hard to have a constant fan base with a team that's been in meidoracy, merc team, troll, to crap in it's lifespan. I'd still want this team to beat the East and kill out the Nats of another playoff run, but I don't expect a large fanbase until we start having playoff runs.
>>69145213
Way too early to really say anything, half way point isn't here just yet anyway.
> Reddick
>>69143618
how about the guy he got traded for lmao tigods tybb
>CUSB
>>69145338
I went to Marlins Park for a Braves game once and I have to say it's not that bad of a place.
>>69143618
Brandon Belt has 3 more home runs
Hunter Pence has the same amount as Fielder and he's been hurt for a month
>>69145414
the damage was done too long ago, everyone moved on
what exactly is the probability of a Cubs/Indians world series?
>>69145417
there is a good food around the place if you willing to go to the smallest restaurant.
>>69145338
also dont forget the owners is a total faggot who is swindling the city of miami out of millions every year.
I really did like baseball until he came.
>THE LAST CUBS PITCHER TO HAVE AN OUTING LIKE HAMMEL WAS 1888
>>69145459
Cubs will choke in NL champ series so 0%
>Rags got walked off by the team getting blown out by the Padres
FAN INTERFERENCE IN BOSTON
UMPBALL IN BOSTON
WHAT THE FUCK
>>69145463
He's been around even before he swindle for that stadium. Best to just hope for the team success and he leaves.
>POO-EGG
NEW THREAD
>>69145739
>>69145739
>>69145739
>>69145739
>>69145776
Fuck off
>>69145776
seriously fuck off you fucking cunt
>>69145679
inb4 death threats
>>69145776
fuck you
>>69145887
>that last inning
Stressful as fuck
>>69145776
>404
This is why you don't make a new thread early.
Indians Jays game will go 19 innings again
ty janny
mods are so fucking stupid lol
how good is this niqqa gonna be
he's fucking dominating the minors
>>69145959
Strickland, Law, or Gearrin for closer when?
I hope that brit bet on the jints and not the doyers game
detroit tigers
>>69146836
thank 4 cepseeds
many regarts
>anons in charge of not making early threads
>hot pockets in charge of deleting the right thread
It isn't that hard you guys
>apehoop gets 60 threads
>povertyball gets 100 threads
>alternative sports still gets shitposted on this board
ITS OK GUYS WE ONLY GET 1 THREAD
>>69146847
np thx for fulgoat tbqh bruh
new thread where????
>>69146870
Never again, this is the last /mlb/. 0-0ball cancer will soon consume the board entirely
>>69146904
>>69146904
>>69146904
new "old" thread back from the dead, unlike Kershaw
>>69146917
just wait until 500, you idiot
>mod deleting new thread instead of old dead one
Wow just wow
500
>>69146927
lets just enjoy baseball again
499
>>69146941
>>69146941
500 you win
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