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What teams have the most meme magic right now?
inb4
>rags
>rags
you may ONLY post ITT if your team HAS NOT blown multiple 3+ run leads in the 9th inning in the past 72 hours
>>69081988
Reminder
>>69082063
Easy. My team never led.
Holy fuck it's happening.
If he even hits one HR or gets 1 RBI, he'll already be worth Kid Rock seeing how badly he went on to do and is continuing to do now.
>Bumgarner to bat for himself @ Oakland
Not even a Gints fan but I love this so much.
>>69082157
cant wait to watch him strike out 3 times on a total of 12 pitches
>>69082157
Can this meme die already.
>>69082183
>MUH DH
Hate to tell you this, but there are actually pitchers who can hit.
He's also clean shaven now
Pls don't instabust
>>69082110
Holy shit.
>>69082248
The White Sox are long overdue for a win in this department, when was the last actually good position player to come up for them?
Thank god the
>rags
play at 1 today. Means while us normal people are busy working, THOSE fans will be shitting up this board
>>69082338
Trayce Thompson
>>69082233
so when are we going to finally see one that can?
>The Yankees win probability was 1.8% going into the ninth inning
>RAGS
>>69082399
>while us normal. people are busy working
>is posting on 4chan
>>69082463
>Entire cubs pitching staff hitting better than 7 teams DH's
>check standings
>.610
>unironically 21/30
d-don't wake up
>>69083193
Also De La Cruz was nasty last night, got pretty dicey their for a bit. Lucky that even though he was sloppy Salastar kept it together.
>KERSHAW TO DL
>>69082399
People browse 4chan at work anon
regardless it will just be
>RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS
part 2
>>69083371
where's DG
>>69083371
they have like 5 pitchers on the DL and are in the wildcard race, pretty crazy
>gints cant buy a win
>kershit to dl unlikely to come back anytime soon
>doyers literally a 100 loss team without him starting
There is a god
>>69083600
>unlikely to come back any time soon
When you pulled this out of your ass did you have to dig far or was it just outside the rim?
>reds @ nats series starts today
>if reds win get to talk shit to nats friends
>if nats wins it actually helps the city I live in
Having 2 teams is comfy af desu senpai
Moment of silence for the Greatest of all-time.
>the red sox announcer is full grown man who unironically calls a player "big papi
>>69082444
Nah he sucks
>>69083560
Wood got moved to the 60-day DL as well.
It's almost like a contender shouldn't try to build most of their rotation with very risky pitchers. I'm sure the Smartest Guys in the Room™ wouldn't make such an amateur mistake!
>>69084075
Marcus Semien?
>>69084022
LARGE
FATHER
Moment of silence for the Greatest of all-time.
posting from the future, still can't believe the rangers missed the playoffs after being .650 at the all star break
>>69084102
Sucked before he left. Only got better because of another organizations coaching
>>69084211
The Giants winning 40 World Series in an 80-year span was some kind of amazing though, wasn't it?
>ripping on the Rangers
>not ripping on the the mest
>>69084342
>2108
>doubting the evenyears
they're gonna do it again lad
>>69084240
Semien demon isn't that great of a position player, but I will admit he's probably the most improved player.
Washington helped him out a lot.
Is there a bigger bust in the league now than Xander Bustgearts?
>0 all star game appearances
>Kershaw dead
>Arrieta can't maker it 5 innings without issuing 10 walks
Bumgarner starting the all star game, stay mad virgins
>>69085043
Not if Julio Tehran has anything to say about it lol jk.
>>69083371
>orioles avoid King Felix and Kershaw because they're DL City
the memes couldn't be more memey
>>69085159
White Sox Twins
Is he elite?
>anybody need a closer?
>orioles
>>69085379
pls give bullpen
>>69085517
Three of the best prospects or no deal
>>69085532
We have some AAAA players and a couple peanuts. Pls gib.
>>69082463
Jake Arrieta is hitting .294 and Jason Hammel is hitting .253
American League BTFO'D
>>69085745
Arod and Teixiera, the Stankees 3 and 4 hitter, have a combined .210 batting average
> the best player on your team is a 5'5 manlet who is batting .357
> he still won't win the mvp award
Life is suffering
>>69085947
If he continues doing what he's doing he wins it easily.
>>69081988
Hey guys, are my phillies ever gonna be good again. The offense has shown signs of life, but the pitching has fallen off. I dont know anything about our prospects.
>>69086256
You can only be good for about 3-5 years every 20 years or so.
>marlins are buyers
lol what?
>>69086426
The marlins are 1 starting pitcher away from being a damn good team.
Lol it got pretty quiet after the Rangers started BTFO the Yankees, now what faggots? Back on top, suck my dick and kiss my muscular white Texas ass.
>>69086461
Marlins are about to put on their troll team hats again.
TIE BALLGAME
>RAGS
>>69083560
its been proven that the dodgers would be like a .400 team if they didnt have kershaw at all
this is how bad they really are
>>69086478
>You
How sad is it that the Yankees can barely tie the Rangers AT HOME?
>>69086478
I hope you lose for the rest of the season. And I hope every time you give up the game in the 9th each and every time, too.
>jints
Wow saw the highlights, Peavy should be pissed with that horrible D
What happened to your all-star outfield?
>>69086774
Is it sad that ONE STRIKE AWAY
>>69085219
all-star starter
>>69086556
fuck yeah they are. we are the best dark horse team in sports
>>69086893
I might care if we werent going to win the world series this year, but we are
>>69086944
only if the jays miss the playoffs
>>69086944
You saw yesterday, you can't hold up the façade forever
>>69087015
1 fluke loss vs 51 amazing wins
>>69086975
I'm not even going to bother responding to you
>>69087122
You've only lost once? My numbers say otherwise
>>69087122
And yet you respond anyway. Way to go retard.
>>69087122
Can you give me a you if I give you one?
>>69085947
>5'5 manlet
he's 5'4 :^)
>>69087168
I muted Canadian posters so I can't see anything youre saying
>>69086850
*Pagan
You mean what happened to Pagan. Williamson honestly didn't do anything wrong in right. That should've been his ball and he was calling for it when he collided with 2B and he did well to get a glove on that home run ball, but it came out. Still frustrating af though
>tfw Bumgarner is only hitting for himself because half our team is injured and our only decent bench players are starting
With Kershaw dead for the season, who wins the CYA and who wins MVP?
>>69085532
We have like 2 decent prospects, some AAAA outfielders, and a handful promising bullpen guys in the farm. That's gotta be worth an Andrew Miller, right?
>Kershaw has bad start
>Makes up fake injury
>Marlins trade for Padres' Rodney
>Marlins trade for Padres' Rodney
>Marlins trade for Padres' Rodney
>Marlins trade for Padres' Rodney
>Marlins trade for Padres' Rodney
>>69086850
Giants outfield was never, all-star, senpai. It's the infield that's elite and half of them are on the DL. The infielders fucking up were all the random AAA guys filling in.
>>69088378
Who cares
>>69088106
George Brett's little known pitching midget gimp named Roberto Barbossa.
>Dodgers trade for Bud Norris
lel
Now that the Doyers season is over, who wins the NL WC spots?
>>69088838
Braves. I believe we can do it lel.
last digit of my post is how many runs the rags bullpen allows today
>@BusterOlney 37s Yankees call up batboy Bailey from AA. Fast, great enthusiasm, and bunts like a pro
>>69089110
>10
wew lad I cannot wait to rags post after its done
>>69089110
Oops.
>>69082399
is tiki that bad?
Lmao did you guys see Didi strikeout vs the Rangers like a little bitch? Sit down little man, you dont have homerun power.
>>69082399
Why are you so autistic? I saw you in that "Best of Sports Bloopers" thread and you were fuckin crying about Tiki hahaha Rangers fans are in your autistic little head
>>69089110
>110
Dis Gon be good
>>69089231
>>69089829
He said LAST digit, thats 0, fuckin newfags
>>69089110
Last digit of my post is how many runs the
>Rags
Give up in total
>>69090187
>allowing 110 runs in a game
>JUST
>>69090422
Mods? Gets are a rule violation
>>69089110
>9,110 runs
nice
OFFICIAL ORIOLES SHIPS ANY PAIRINGS THAT DIFFER MEANS YOUR A BIGOT:
Manny x Jonny
Jones x Davis (Jones still loves Markakis)
Kim x Rickard
Jimenez x Joseph
Black people speaking French to me
>>69090509
Loser.
Name the #1 player that will make your team's fans make a face of disgust and pain.
>Eric Bedard
>pic related why ive been gone for so long
How does this image make /mlb/ feel?
>>69090829
How about this one?
>>69090829
Annoyed, he's fucking smug, like he knows something I dont know, glad the Rangers dominate the Orioles
>>69090829
i'll take it over >rags spam
>>69090829
>>69090888
Not too mad really. Don't get to see much O's games.
>>69090829
Smug as fuck
>>69090758
I love Erik Bedard. He let the Orioles trade rape the fuck out of the Mariners
>>69090740
Who are you?
>>69090911
What's the Rags playoff record against the O's again?
>>69089110
>89,110 runs
Grab the popcorn fellas
>>69091008
The raidnigger.
>>69091234
I don't know what that means
>>69091098
Not good
>>69091098
Who gives a shit? Win or lose I wake up in Dallas, a white paradise city, while you wake up in Baltimore lol
>>69091388
>implying I'm from Baltimore
get a hold of yourself tiki, you're starting to crack. more people hate the >rags than orioles fans
>>69091388
Daily reminder that Joe "Literally who? Out of the league now" Saunders outpitched Yu Darvish
>>69091600
>implying thats bad
Not my fault Oriole posting slipped and nobody cares about you anymore
>>69091388
>m-muh t-team may be w-worse but at l-least my city is n-n-nicer
>>69091610
Will Texas ever recover?
At least I'm comfy in the North Georgia mountains eating my custard apples.
If the Blowrioles are so great, why does nobody show up to their games?
>>69091328
bad memories of 1997, hmm?
>>69091697
Dallas isn't even nice. If your city doesn't touch a large body of water it's a shit city
>>69091697
>worse
Best record in the league haha
Is there anyone easier to trigger than >rags fans?
>>69091717
WTF is a custard apple? I thought Georgia's meme food was boiled peanuts
>>69091731
That was the day of the annual crabfest, it's such a large and important event that it caused riots among the Unwilling Americans who weren't invited
>>69091832
>entire thread mad at the Rangers
>u-u m-mad rags?
Lol
>>69091887
This thing. Also known as a pawpaw. We natives have been eating them for centuries. Tastes like a mango and a banana combined.
is the yankees relief pitching good, or do the >rags suck?
Is Dallas the most literal who city in America?
I mean think about it, Houston has the space center, Chicago has a famous skyline, Miami has beaches and great architecture, New Orleans has the French quarter and great food, even goddamn Cleveland has the Rock'n'roll Hall of Fame.
Dallas has nothing. It's an endless, soulless suburban sprawl and their biggest event is the Texas State Fair where hundreds of thousands of fat inbred rednecks gather to literally prep the bull.
>>69091984
yes
>>69092007
Most famous city in the USA tbqh, even have a tv show and movie named after them and the most valuable American sports franchise
Just a neutral fan here calling it like I sees it
>>69081988
>this image wishes it was the Buck Truck
>>69092085
>most famous thing about my city is some shitty 80s soap opera taking place there
>>69092085
I wonder how many "neutral fans" like the Rags? I think we should host a strawpoll.
>>69091832
Whos fans.
>>69091984
Besides the big 3, the bullpen sucks
>>69092007
hey be fair, they are one of a few cities where a president was murdered, right up there with great places like buffalo
>>69092116
Hey man, you cant dedicate every thread to a Dallas team and then call them irrelevant, if theyre so irrelevant, stop talking about them 24/7??
>>69091984
Their bullpen is great but it isn't even the best in the divison despite everybody jerking them off before the season started
This day was a
>rags
day
one run in the top of the 1st and then not a single one more for the next 8 innings
Why does the great city of Dallas create so much hate and jealousy?
Are we that much better?
>>69092212
It's just a meme.
I hope the Rangers hit a homerun so hard next inning that it hits a Yankee fan in the head, instantly exploding his little New York brain
Any of my O's brO's here /appleButterAndCottageCheese/?
>>69091983
>We natives
You're literally worse than niggers
>>69092315
Wow thats gross
>>69092362
I can assure you even we find niggers unpalatable.
RIP KERCHOKE
>>69090829
Makes me happy to be in first place
>>69092315
Nah man, I've having dogs while I grill out at my pool and shitpost.
look at all these assholes stop posting as they watch the Rangers game hoping theyre about to lose
>>69084371
the mets literally memed the entire national league last year
>>69092505
it's 2001 Pedro all over again
>>69092529
take out the word "hoping" and you're correct, lel
>Kershaw, Ryu, McCarthy to return in July
the latter 2 will probably be shaky as fuck for a while but i get to see my favorite pitchers again
>>69088418
I care
10th INNING
RANGERS HATERS BTFO
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>RAGS
AHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
>>69092855
(you)
>rags
>its another >rags episode
>RAGS
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>struggle against the pie rats
>8 GB
>running up the score on teh broors
doyers pls
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>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS
Could that loss be any more >rags?
>rags
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>walk-off passed ball
Rags fuckin suck, bros
How fucking sad is it that the Yankees can barely TIE a series AT HOME vs the Rangers?
>rags
>RAGS
>RAGS
man what a shame
>>69093004
>losing a game on a passed ball
>RAGS
Post >rags webms/gifs
>THE MOTHERFUCKING RAGS
>THE YANKEES ARE AT .500 AGAIN
>RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS
Pretty pathetic that the Yankees had to win by 2 walks and a bad throw because the pussies are afraid to swing the lumber, what a sad team, glad I wont be seeing them in the playoffs.
>>69093008
now that is >rags af
>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS
>>69093186
LMAAAAAAAAAAOOOOO
>>69088300
he got BTFO by the marlels too
>>69093186
>and a bad throw
>passed ball
it was a NON-catch
>rags
>>69093130
Anyone watching this ninth inning for the College World Series, what a nailbiter
>>69093130
>Fielder not scoring easily on the sac fly
>>69093186
Why bother swinging when the rags will just throw it away?
>>69093186
>pretty pathetic that my team lost to pussies that are afraid to swing the lumber
>>69093269
There is a special circle of hell reserved for whoever laid that mud monkey on the rim of that toilet.
>Jason A. Churchill @ProspectInsider 2m2 minutes ago
>Zunino to be called up.
Le Mendoza Line man is back
>>69093432
Congrats, the ump kept calling obvious strikes as balls and "won" you the game with 2 walks
Let's look at the standings, oh hmmm, looks like the Rangers are ahead of everyone else
>>69093301
>run-of-the-mill HR in the 4th inning
>BTFO
pretty weak desu
>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS
>>69093186
>rags struck out 20 times
>muh walks
>>69092815
>Ryu
Based Willow Tree
>McCarthy
do not want. i'd rather see Urias again even though he's so-so
>>69093530
>le fractured butthole man
Calm down bro
>>69093601
20 strikeouts only makes it more obvious how flagrant the umpball was, the umps were calling everything a strike for the Yankees and the Ranger basically had to throw it right down the pipe to get a strike call
Honestly its sad the Yankees only won by 1
>>69093772
>rags fans damage control
http://m.mlb.com/video/v876099683/texnyy-headley-scores-walkoff-run-on-wild-pitch
>rags
>mfw da o's light up the dodgers for 12 runs at home on the 4th of july
>>69093772
Well that and they basically had no fight whatsoever today. Just waved the bat at everything. It was a totally gutless performance by the O and desu the pitching wasn't very good either. Totally agree yankees should have easily win this game.
I just hope they can get their groove back before this snowballs into a meme tier collapse, but I knew better than ti you're with this team.
>>69093939
>double dubs
>>69094068
>inb4 you get swept by the fucking twins
someone screenshot this, the Rags will lose every single game in their series to the Twins
COASTAL CAROLINA SING ALONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKOhDNsS4OQ
In my mind I'm goin' to Carolina
Can't you see the sunshine
Can't you just feel the moonshine
Ain't it just like a friend of mine
To hit me from behind
Yes I'm goin' to Carolina in my mind
Karen she's a silver sun
You best walk her way and watch it shinin'
Watch her watch the mornin' come
A silver tear appearing now I'm cryin'
Ain't I goin' to Carolina in my mind
There ain't no doubt it no ones mind
That loves the finest thing around
Whisper something soft and kind
And hey babe the sky's on fire, I'm Dyin'
Ain't I goin' to Carolina in my mind
In my mind I'm goin' to Carolina
Can't you see the sunshine
Can't you just feel the moonshine
Ain't it just like a friend of mine
To hit me from behind
Yes I'm goin' to Carolina in my mind
Dark and silent late last night
I think I might have heard the highway calling
Geese in flight and dogs that bite
Signs that might be omens say I'm going, going
I'm goin' to Carolina in my mind
With a holy host of others standing 'round me
Still I'm on the dark side of the moon
And it seems like it goes on like this forever
You must forgive me
If I'm up and gone to Carolina in my mind
In my mind I'm goin' to Carolina
Can't you see the sunshine
Can't you just feel the moonshine
Ain't it just like a friend of mine
To hit me from behind
Yes I'm goin' to Carolina in my mind
>It happened AGAIN
Hahahahaha
>>69094034
Maryland invented America, it's only fitting they blow the draft dodgers the fuck out on Maryland's holiday
>>69094267
post more /k/onstitutions
>RAGS
>>69094281
rags
>>69094501
>Maryland invented America
I would understand giving that title to Virginia, Massachusetts, New York, or Pennsylvania, but fuck no not Maryland
>>69094613
technically maryland and virginia did a fusion dance to create DC
>>69094281
Who are the whos?
>>69094684
D.C. was created long after America was
>>69094267
Also USC is University of Southern California not University of South Carolina you faggots need to learn your place, and two why would South Carolina hate William Tecumseh Sherman? He saved Savannah from the fate Georgia suffered
>>69094684
wasn't the capital new york when they decided to create dc
>>69094741
i think it was philly then NYC then DC
>>69094716
South carolina uni is 200 year older than your meme private condom school
>>69093534
congratulations
>>69093598
kek. why have a last name like that unless you want that kind of distinction, though?
>"Hi, I'm Mike Zu–"
>"Holy shit, check out this Czech kid, his last name starts with three Z's!"
out of autism I did search for the absolute final last name listed in MLB history, and because I'm not a moron I didn't pay for the play index, but the closest I can get is this
>>69094219
Yeah, why not. If they keep playing like today, it'll be a lock. I'll just be over here weeping while everyone rejoices thanks in no small part to all the shitposting my "fellow" fans have been doing
>>69094741
it was switching between Philly and NYC at the time, before the Constitution was made it kept switching to whatever city was available at the time, usually Philly or NYC
>>69094613
You need to fresh up on your history you ignorant mollusk. General Washington's most relied upon regiment was a Maryland regiment which saved his army numerous times, and the Maryland defenders BTFO of the British at Baltimore in the war of 1812 after those Virginian faggots let the limeys burn D.C., turning the tide in the war and inventing the greatest song in the history of the world, the Star Spangled Banner
>>69094741
>>69094866
Annapolis and Baltimore had served as the US Capitol long before D.C. was raised.
Also University of South Carolina can't claim to be THE USC until they pass University of Southern California's accomplishments, but to do that they'd first have to win a single national title which they've never done.
>>69094281
that is far from a new method of losing
t. not a rags fan
>>69095204
m8 they were the USC before cali was even a state.
They are also publicly funded not like your meme private school
>>69095207
I don't get it where is the other arm?
>>69095204
Who the fuck even calls them USC? Down here we've always said SCAR.
>>69095207
>>69095289
She's a landwhale, she probably ate it
>>69095272
>>69095298
Being a ND fan I hate USC but it bugs the fuck out of me that SEC hicks claim them to be USC when the trojans are the original and only USC
>>69095204
Wow this fucking retard
South Carolina baseball has won fucking titles before
>>69095298
Don't pretend to be from the South if you're not gonna call them USC. Everyone down here calls them USC not fucking SCAR
>>69095555
I live in Georgia and I couldn't give a shit about them anyway.
>>69095555
My bad saved the thumbnail
>>69095555
>wasting quads
>saving thumbnails
>>69095494
>college baseball
>mattering
>>69095555
Everyone down there is wrong. Sherman burned the wrong city. Nice digits though
>>69094912
whatever
we're all american and we can all toast to our alpha founding fathers
even our >rag friends
>>69095767
Thanks for the 2 (You)'s :^)
>>69095767
college baseball is the goat for heckling 18 year old twinks
>>69095866
Everyone except those traitorous southern faggots who don't even know their own history; thinking that shit they fly from their 1989 F-150's truck nutz is the Confederate flag
>>69096019
Cuck, is that you?
dubs confirm rags btfo in the divisional round
Thank you and RIP based Davidson
>cubes
>>69096019
You have a serious obsession with the South m8. More than a normal person would.
>>69096314
dubs confirm rags win da eries
Cusb
where are you people getting these state feels images from?
Is there a CA flag thing?
Reminder that the
>rags
are frauds and the Yankees are coming for dat boi pussy, rest of mlb.
If not for that rain delay bull shit the Yanks would have taken 3 of 4 from this fake "best team in baseball"
Yankees have the best bullpen in baseball
Best pitching staff in the AL East
Greatest player of all time
All the history
And the best game threads on /sp/
Feelsgoodman.jpg
>>69097119
>shitkees
>good
lmso
>>69097119
>Bankees suck lol.
>>69095702
>"the people who insist the loudest that they don't care what others think of their beliefs and actions are the ones who care about it most"
>/a/ssmasters
"Before the game, Matt Davidson was sitting in the dugout, looking at the field, and soaking it all in. Now, he's got a fractured foot."
Baseball gods pls stop bullying us
Get ready to BUMP cause soccer penalty kicks
>>69097119
>A-Rod
>GOAT
>implying Roof
>>69097888
>Now, he's got a fractured foot.
I thought this was a joke until I checked. White Sox truly are an art.
BUMP MLB
>>69098354
>tfw I root for and support this art
>>69099545
I'll pour one out for you, man.
Lifelong Cleveland Indians Fans
>>69098354
>Davidson foot ded
>Silent bob ded before major league debut
>Jackson ded
>melky dying
>bullpen half ded
>I'm ded inside
Fug
>>69099971
Silent Bob?
>>69086256
That one Phillies kid who got hit in the face with gym equipment lost the eye
No idea if you need two eyes to pitch (see: Jim Abbott)
Dodgers are hot.
#Runs4Kersh
#Wins4Kersh
#MVP4Kersh
>>69099971
Hey hey at least Jose Abreu isn't injured
>>69099971
who the fuck is silent bob
>>69100331
>not #Win4Vinn
>>69100276
>>69100470
Kevan Smith was a catcher who got injured the day they called him up to start
>>69100830
and?
who the fuck is silent bob
>>69100830
I had a feeling it was him but how is Kevan Silent Bob?
>>69100859
Let the guy have his RP, damn
Gotta be a buzzkill about everything
>>69100859
>clerks
I want the underage to leave
>>69100950
Not him but Clerks are fucking dogshit and Kevin Smith is a liberal fat cuckold.
>>69100950
>being a shitty obscure movie elitist
literally kill yourself
>>69100859
It's done on purpose to keep this thread afloat in the TSUUnami
>>69101043
>clerks
>obscure
Underage I told you to leave
>>69101076
Valiant effort
>Page: 4
Is this the end boys?
Kershaw has a heniated disc. How long does that usually take to recover from in baseball?
>>69101132
>clerks
>not obscure
fuck off grandpa
>>69101216
3 years
>>69101301
get out, you're just making yourself look more stupid and underage
kershit dead. now what?
>>69101301
Is "Grandpa" supposed to be an insult or something? It just makes you look more underaged or a faggot or both.
>>69101399
arrietta gets NLCYA
>Declining to use a DH
Why has Bochy decided to go full meme?
>>69101375
>>>/tv/
go there if you want to surround yourself by elitist faggots who think they're cool for watching an obscure movie made when they were toddlers
>The official diagnosis on Clayton Kershaw is a mild disc herniation. The Dodgers say he will not require surgery.
>>69101504
Dude how the fuck have you not heard of Clerks I wasn't even born when Clerks came out and I've both seen it and heard of it.
>>69101575
THERE IS NO GOD
Well now that Syndergaard is officially the best pitcher in baseball, will everyone finally admit that the Mets are the superstar dynasty baseball needs right now?
>>69101587
>I'm so great I've seen a shitty movie that this guy on a malaysian finger painting forum hasn't, haha what a loser that guy is
edgeteen please go
>>69101668
>malaysian finger painting forum
Don't try to revive dead memes in this thread, newfag. Just admit you're wrong and get back to baseball.
>>69101504
just admit you're a faggot and we'll move on from this retarded argument. Maybe.
Which MLB player would be most likely to be a /mlb/ tripfag?
>>69101619
>not even top 4 pitcher in his own weak league
>best pitcher in baseball
Lol nice bone spurs
>>69082110
>Davidson expected to be out until September
What's the opposite of Happening?
>>69101821
was he supposed to be a good prospect?
>>69101821
he got an rbi in a one run win, he was worth it desu
>>69101923
a couple years ago he was
>>69101923
One of our best hopes right now which shows how bad our depth is
>>69101989
True. Least he had that unlike Kevan
What did he mean by this?
>>69083600
The A's always play like all-stars against the Giants, taking the bay bridge series is usually the highlight of their season. Also the giants are usually terrible in June, so getting swept once after finally having a decent June is perfectly acceptable.
>>69102184
quality banter
>>69091762
Don't look now, but it's even more untrue than before!
>>69092085
>most valuable American sports franchise
Which would that be?
>>69102270
either the Yankees or... sigh... Cowboys
>>69102190
>all time record was almost split before series with Oakland up 2 games
>">w-we just choke against the best team in CA because it's that time of the month"
lmao get fucked
>>69102184
Gone full sellout
>>69092007
Cleveland's got the football HOF too
for being "America's team", that's kind of pathetic that it isn't located in Dallas, am I right?
>>69095555
South Carolina? We always call them that school Clemson always beats.
Hey do you guys remember when people thought the rags were good?
>>69102429
Oh shit oh fuck oh shitfuck
>>69101399
Not a big deal probably. He'll probably only miss three starts
>>69102429
MILB players
BTFO
T
F
O
>>69102429
So the tl;dr is just that minor league players are in fact, not professional players?
>>69102429
I'm very dumb. What does this mean, and why was it said?
>>69102564
Basically, minor league players want an hourly wage cause most have to work other jobs in the offseason to get by, and MLB said fuck off you're just part-time.
>a short-term seasonal apprenticeship
>rags
>>69102429
they do it for free?
>>69102727
>>69102701
>>69102564
FOR DA LOVE OF DA GAME
>>69102325
>best team in CA
>35-43
Kek
>>69102429
they can't afford to pay them just like they can't afford to pay for their own stadiums
it must be really tough to make a profit in professional sports. Makes you really thankful for the sacrifice the owners make that allows us to enjoy our favorite teams
tigers/rays
>>69102983
>>69102983
>>69102983
>>69083943
I said 4 days ago they better hope it's not a disc issue, but it is DDD or herniated disc w/e it's called a million things but the fact is that there is no cure or surgery that works : /
He got an epidural, but it literally only helps the pain for a week or so. The Dodgers are definitely downplaying how much pain the guy is in.
>gib hydrocodone pls
i'd legit feel sorry for the guy if he wasn't making 30 million a year.
>Rags
>>69101478
Why not?
>rags
can someone please travel to france and kill this autist
>>69096151
tribe/jays
>>69103105
>>69103105
>>69103105
I really hope the Astros catch up to the rags. Would be funny
Has the rags collapse begun?
>>69103020
That sounds awful.
Where cubes mests thread??
MEST BLOWN THE FUCK OUT IN THE FIRST INNING
>>69103484
No need. Mets have to score at least 3 runs to win. Games over
>>69103541
>>69103541
>>69103541
Cubs/Mets
>cardinals """"""DEFENSE""""""
>You're pitching a no-hitter in your MLB debut
>8th inning
>You walk a guy
>Manager immediately pulls you
How do you respond, /mlb/?
>>69103691
It's still a no hitter if the bullpen doesn't allow any
>>69087154
This guy has adjusted wins. His own calculations show the Rags winning all games.
>>69103818
https://twitter.com/blowsob/status/718687475137286145
JUST
>Red Sox have rotation issues literally all season
>Do nothing about it
>Dodgers have one pitcher go down
>Sign someone immediately
Dombrowski deserves a kick in the nuts
>>69104061
>Dodgers have one pitcher go down
You don't watch much baseball do you?
>tfw I want more Nats OC but I am shit at photoshop
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/mets-hitters-couldnt-be-less-clutch/
kek
>>69104061
Just call up another ace from AAA
>>69104216
HEY
FUCK
YOU
Calling up Zunino to be the temporary backup catcher and get like 10 ABs is fucking stupid. What the hell are you thinking Dipoto
What are some players with whom you are really surprised at are still playing in a major league level?
Alejandro De Aza
I mean, how? Why?
>>69103691
not give him the ball, then tell him to fuck off and let me finish my job
>Rags
I'm in a three hour layover in Houston
Tried Whataburger, In n out confirmed better
Eat it, Texass.
thank god Im not too late
>RAGS
>>69104061
which is why I suggested shipping Price for another big-money ace like Greinke, who is shitting it up in AZ and the Sox can afford to eat some of the money.
Well /mlb/ today is the day...
In the future historians will look back at this day, June 30th 2016, as the day The Texans Rangers got their wake up call, turned it around, won their first World Series and began the greatest dynasty baseball has ever seen.
This 2nd day in a row of humiliation is THE turning point, our blessing in disguise, remember this day fellas, you are witnessing history.
>>69105031
lol
>>69104901
>shitting it up
well, not shitting it up, but he's certainly not kicking ass like in LA.
>Danny GOATspinosa grand slam
>>69105031
historians will look at June 29th & 30th as the two days where the Rags snowballed back into irrelevancy
>>69105114
Yea okay bitch, call me when the Rangers march into The Twin Cities and turn them into The Twin Towers tomorrow, Rangers are about to unleash hell on the rest of the league, don't say I didn't warn you!
>>69104783
You're not gonna miss the game, are you?
>>69103020
>tfw eerily similar to what happened to Koufax
>kershaw to dl, dodgers need to decide if they're serious about this year
>marlins and mets will be wondering the same thing
>braves might firesale even harder
>plenty of shitty teams going to be looking forward
>half the AL is .500 teams
>angels have 0 half decent prospects for the next thousand years unless they trade trout
funny feeling this trade deadline is going to be fucking crazy
>>69082229
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
Nats!
Wow this place is dead, it was way more active at fuckin noon when the Rangers were playing, this is proof that the Rangers are the saviors of baseball. The Rangers are the heroes you need but you scumbags don't deserve.
>Only 1 (one) starter with an ERA under 4.00
>Rookie
>>69105615
>rags
Windians may never lose again
>>69105336
I don't know if it's gonna be on during my flight, forgot my hat at home so I bought a new one at the airport for the vacation lmao
>Kershaw dead
god I cant wait for Seager to get a season ending injury too
it would be so fucking dope
>>69106114
trade seager to us, so we can complete our collection pls.
the M's will protect him.
>>69106114
>>69106176
DELETE THESE
>>69106198
DELETE THIS
The Rangers may never lose a series ever again
Welp Carrasco just fucking came all over the jays face.
There is no MLB profile pic with more swag than this.
>>69106423
Utley is the literal definition of based
>jasy
PLEASE MAKE IT STOP
SF Giants vs OAK Athletics
10:05 PM ET | 7:05 PM PT
>>69106504
>>69106504
>>69106504
>CUSB
You now remember the Cincinnati Reds.
WWWWWWWWWWWWWINDIANS
Indians continue to windian
windians!
>be given dodgers roster and told to make 6 man rotation
>only 1 of them isn't on the DL
how
windians
LOLCUBS
THE TERRY FERRY KEEPS SAILING ON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZpy7VYoTmM
>AL Wild Card Standings
Holy fuck bros
>13 straight
What part of Da Land are you lads from?
>>69106777
Parma
>>69106774
WHEW LADS
>>69106777
>LeGod
>Heavenly trips
Da 440, my King
Orioles @ Mariners
>>69106802
>>69106802
Mike Zunino edition
>>69106774
I hope it stays this close all the way through. Although I doubt anything will ever come close to the last day of 2011's season.
>>69106777
Next to Hopkins International.
Based Cleveland.
>>69106774
all but 4 teams still in the running basically.
dat silky smooth american league parity
>>69105187
>We are going to beat the Twins
>LOOK AT WHAT WE CAN DO
>YOU'LL BE SORRY!
Quite an accomplishment Pedro
aware me why bochy is giving up the dh in tonights game vs the a's?
this sounds like and is a maddon meme move
bochy is one of the best in the game n now doing stupid meme bullshit to satisfy his best pitcher. well you know what fuck you, hope bum gets injured tonight
/spit
Guys, is it too late to
>RAGS
?
I won't
>RAGS
if it's too late to
>RAGS
but I'd like to
>RAGS
what're your thoughts on
>RAGS
>>69106978
>fagrags are literally GONE after 2 straight chokejobs
LITERALLY not a single one has posted in hours
>>69106777
Kirtland
Who /mormon/ here?
>>69106978
Great for cum
>>69106777
Summit. My dick is rock hard.
>13 game win streak
>still don't have 50 wins
Lol, fuck this meme.
>errornals
>tardinals
>methinals
>hackinals
>>69107000
There's Mormons in Ohio?
NEW THREAD
>>69107070
>>69107070
>>69107070
>>69107097
I hate you.
>>69107074
Kirtland was the first Mormon HQ founded by Joseph Smith. Of course there's Mormons in Ohio.
>>69107097
>60 posts early
MY AUTISM
IS
TRIGGERED
>>69107074
I didn't know this either until a couple years ago myself. Apparently there's a ton near Toledo
>>69107097
There's like 70 posts left brah
>>69107074
Pretty sure we have more amish than we do mormons.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10634885
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10634885
http://www.strawpoll.me/10634885
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10634885
http://www.strawpoll.me/10634885
>>69107074
No not really I was just memeing. Joseph Smith built his first church here, then we tarred and feathered his ass to Utah.
>>69107097
seriously dont go to this thread you morons
finish this fucking thread like adults, then go to the next thread
im tired of this summerfag bullshit
>>69107126
>summer
stupid meme
>>69107126
>>69107114
>>69107112
Fuck you guys. I set it up so there's no fucking delay once this one is done.
>Summerfag
pls faggot
>>69107126
all the meme faggots go to the new thread, and 90% of posts are by the meme faggots, so there's no point
unless you have something actually baseball related to talk about
>>69107163
Once people start making threads with 60 posts left, then people will start making them with 100 posts left, then 200, then we'll have 5 generals at once.
Fuck YOU.
>>69106940
He isn't doing shit just to satisfy Bum. He has limited options, and if Bum doesn't last long he would have to let the relievers hit or stay out too long. Seeing as Bum actually has the potential to provide some offense, it absolutely makes sense.
>>69107190
Well fuck you I'm not that fucking retarded
Can we just talk fucking baseball now pls you fucking autist
>>69107202
>Bum actually has the potential to provide some offense, it absolutely makes sense.
There's 5 position players on his bench that are far more qualified to hit than Bumgarner
>>69107163
no you fucking idiot, we have never needed this stupid bullshit
we see this every fucking summer when new idiots want to be desperate and feel good about themselves that they make new threads
literally only newfags do this shit so fuck off
this thread could go to 550 posts and it would still be alive on this board yet you make it 100 posts before that because you're a summerfag
>>69107255
Bumgarner can hit sure, but why would you put a Pitcher out to hit when there's a chance he could get hurt.
>There's 5 position players on his bench that are far more qualified to hit than Bumgarner
completely right
Honestly I'm migrating to the new thread just because this one's got bad vibes senpaitachi
>>69107325
>Being this fucking mad he couldn't start a rags general
>>69107359
i'm not a rangers fan at all and frankly i dont care about them
admit that you're just a summerfag who wants to feel good that people like sheep use your thread lmao
>>69106999
Its pretty beautiful desu
>>69107444
I'm not a summerfag, you're just some butthurt neet
also checked
>>69107255
>>69107331
>5 bench players
Peña is injured and all but Trevor Brown are lefties. You guys are probably smarter than Boch, though.
>>69107502
How are you gonna do a summerfag type of thing by making a thread 60 posts early and not expect everyone to call you a summerfag, summerfag?
>>69107502
>I'm not a summerfag
>literally starting posting this summer
hahahaha what a faggot
>"he called me a name, mom, what should I call him?!?!?!!?@!"
>"call him a butthurt neet, Alexie"
>"lol okay i did it mom"
>>69107553
Ok so you have 4 bench players that are more qualified to hit than Bumgarner. I'm sure all of those lefties are better against LHP than he is.
Seriously, what legitimate reasons are there for batting Bumgarner 9th in an AL game?
Who the fuck even decides to make a thread that fucking early?
>>69107644
Everyone else has the flu? Other than that I don't see any
BASED TIGOATS
WHO TF IS THIS SEMEN DEMON?
Pretty sure this is at the coliseum
Royals
>>69107644
>>69107711
Bum said fuck you guys. I got your dh right here, buddy.
Everyone in the comedy central is above .500 and well in the postseason hunt except the twins
>>69105187
>Twinks
Saying you are going to beat the Twins is like saying rain is wet.
>>69107119
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10634885
>>69081988
ROLL TRIBE
Where did all those Indians fans come from?
>Cleveland suddenly can play sports
Stop it, I'm scared
When the heck did the Jints get Ruby Tuesday's?
Go get 'em out there, defending NL Champ.
>>69116256
Why can't you just be happy for us, Ohiobro?
We want you to do well too.
>>69116256
You just haven't been here reds man
After a big win streak you are going to have bandwagons anyway
>>69107331
>bumgarner can hit
That's not what the rest of the NL says
>>69094684
this was enjoyable weeb imagery
thank you and happy friday
Who will he go into the HOF with? Marlins? Pirates? Tigers?
>>69116949
People bandwagon cleveland sports? I mean I get bandwagoning for LeBron James or just wanting to see the Warriors lose.
I'm a lifelong Cleveland fan and that concept of having people jump on board is new to me.
>>69102429
I understand and agree with all of this.
Anyone who doesn't is just trying to get something for free.
>>69102701
Not part-time, salaried instead of hourly.
>>69102429
It's sad that something so sensible requires an official press release.
>4th day in a row with two active /mlb/ threads
I don't think this semen-slurping week is for me
>>69117669
>jumping the gun too early
It's not all of ours faults that certain anons can't hold their wad.
Happy Bobby Bonilla day, /mlb/
>>69107848
I think it's that woman who sounds like an uneducated hood rat, Fallon-something.
>>69081988
Fucking
Awesome thread,
Mate
>>69117669
>wake up
>indians are winning again
>rags
>>69104783
Cook-Out is better, pham
>>69123942
Amen in the highest brother.
You can get rid of two things in MLB. What would they be?
1. The DH
2. Coors Field
>>69104783
you just have shit taste
wales is winning senpaitachi, get ready for "memes"
I want to finish this thread before it dies desu
migration time
>>69114918
>>69114918
>>69114918
dumb anon made the new thread way too early but it's just about time senpaitachi
>>69129886
>one post early
