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IND:Colts make QB Luck highest-paid player ever
FA:Manziel says he's going sober starting July 1
SEA:Seahawks lock Doug Baldwin up through 2020
ARZ:Report: Cards want Mathieu deal before camp
MIN:Cordarrelle Patterson: I need to work harder
FA:Ex-Colt Tipton killed in accidental shooting
DAL:Ezekiel Elliott could crack 300 carries?
TEN:Mariota will hand it off '40 times' to win
BUF:Legendary coach Buddy Ryan dies at 85
WAS:Keith Marshall left off roster projection
OAK:Amari Cooper 'excellent' in offseason program
BAL:Mike Wallace: I have a lot up my sleeves
Only an ELITE QB could throw for 5000 yards.
>>69070278
lel were you expecting people to anoint carr da bestest ever after only 2 seasons in the league and dick all to show for it? get over yourself
>muh babby division
HE BEAT TEAMS IN THE PLAYOFFS INCLUDING AFCW TEAMS, TEAMS FROM THE DIVISION YOU KEEP BITCHING IS SOOO HARD
what don't you get about this? he's clearly shown an ability to win outside of his division in the playoffs
then again you seem to think that the NFL schedules aren't predetermined years in advance and the NFL is out to get your team so you're probably not that good at the whole critical thinking thing huh
Is Peyton Manning a bust?
lmao why does sports media even bother reporting on Johnny anymore. He's dead, gone. Might as well spend it reporting on the daily life of Chris Redman
nth for raiders tripfags are butthurt as fuck
Mixtapes are like opinions these days
>>69070501
>anyone who even questions that knows absolutely nothing about football.
Prove that you know what you're talking about, explain this.
TY Based Doug
>>69070577
not as hurt as Luck is every year
>Carr
>never made the playoffs
>better than the best QB since Elway
NOOOOOOPE
>>69070592
Le'Veon x Jarvis when?
anyone have the rest of these comix?
I can't understand the other raidniggers acting like their team is the best. Guys >we haven't had a winning season in 13 years. Let's not act like we're the Patriots out there. I hate it when people talk a big talk with nothing to show for it and that's why I hate all the other raidniggers. They shitpost when the team has done nothing to be good. Go Raiders!
>>69070606
You mean one year?
>>69070556
athletes are just as good targets as other celebrities for TMZ-tier shit off the field
>Manziel spotted having a beer in a Cleveland bar! Was it spiked with coke? Details coming right up!
>>69070655
I'm not shitposting, I'm just mad people are constantly riding Luck's dick. I hate the Iggles and Clops, 99% of the reason why is both team's """fan"""bases.
>>69070555
>>69070518
only an elite QB can win a playoff game
>>69070715
>>69070555
or an away game against a good team, for that matter
15. Von Miller
>>69070704
>Iggles
and the other 1% because the Raiders beat them in a Super Bowl from before you were born?
>>69070530
luck has only beaten maybe 3 notable teams in the reg m8
The seahawks, 49ers from 3 years ago and Broncos during mannings return I think.
>>69070735
Packers.
Man this place is cancer in the offseason
>>69070704
You can hate us. We don't even think about you.
>>69070784
I agree. That's why I don't like to post here.
14. Aaron Donald
>only 14
>>69070784
Generals ruined /sp/, a place that was already historically awful during the NFL offseason
>>69070558
for one season, tannehill leads since 2012.
Theres a statistic showing Ryans best and worst games are better than lucks too, maybe an anon saved it.
>>69070790
I don't hate you lol.
>>69070812
I agree with the Wisconsinite. Also, where have you been, man?
>>69070842
who leads in super bowl mvps?
>>69070790
>A fucking leaf
No one thinks about you either.
>>69070869
u da real mvp
>>69070842
really makes me think..
>>69070879
Id rather have
>a fucking leaf
Than
>a fucking mexican
>>69070801
should be top 5 to be honest
>tfw never ravage O-Lines with a baby face
13. Khalil Mack
>only 13
>>69070899
I am literally the only white raidnigger here.
>>69070790
Nigger, Canada's entire culture is "WE'RE NOT AMERICA DAMMIT."
I like Canadians though, you guys are cute and friendly. Also you make great whiskey.
>>69070911
I said the same thing.
>>69070917
>Raiders fan
>White
Just kill yourself
>>69070917
You can stay, but tell your fellow tripfags they will have to go back
>>69070952
lol it's true. I'm white. Well, actually half-white. Uhh, okay you got me. I'm half tree nigger half white.
>>69070959
We're making a North American Union, faggot. The only people that need to leave are the racists like you
>Wilson at #17 on top 100
>16 players better than Wilson
What a joke.
12. Carson Palmer
>>69070917
I'm white.
>inb4 smug comments
Carson Palmer confirmed next on the top 100
>>69070989
Agree, 10 spots to high for him.
>your team
>your record prediction
>teams you hate most
>tripfags you hate most
>>69070952
>tfw white Raider fan
>German/Scandinavian ancestors
>in 50 years I have to explain Germany and Scandinavia actually used to be white
>>69071017
Raiders
10-6
buncos
>implying I'm pleb enough to care about tripfags
>>69070985
The NAU is just globalist desperation after seeing the EU is cracking.
It will never happen.
>>69070735
Another disgusting and disrespectful comment.
Peyton Manning (Best QB of our generation) started off 0-3 in the playoffs.
He's beaten the reigning MVP on the road.
>>69070992
My high school QB.
>>69070784
bitching about "cancer" is way more cancerous
just join in, lurk, or go to reddit, pham
>>69071017
Colts
11-5
Toxins, Pats
I don't hang around /NFL/ that often so I don't have strong opinions on the tripfags here. /MLB/ trips, on the other hand, hoo boy
>>69071030
>EU
>Crashing
Pick 1. The EU is about to ram their fist up the UK's ass if they try to leave
>>69071061
>if they try to leave
>>69071017
Raiders
9-7
Chiefs, Pats
>
>>69071058
>tfw you hate to go to /mlb/ after a Rangers win
>>69071017
>your team
Raiders
>your record prediction
10-6
>teams you hate most
Filthydelphia, Broncucks, Clops, Xehawks, Stoolers.
>tripfags you hate most
Mayo is really the only one and I haven't seen him here in a long time.
>>69071017
>Raiders
>8-8
>I'm too loving to really hate teams, just fans
>I don't really hate anyone here.
>>69071061
I too get my facts from Salon and social media!
I agree that the UK is fucked if they end up being the only country to leave it, but if I'm correct (and I tend to be when it comes to politics), there will be multiple countries leaving in the next several years.
Unlike /pol/tards, however, I don't expect things to iron out in three weeks. It will take years, but it will be better in the long run.
That's the not thing /pol/ and your average millennial """progressive""" have in common: zero understanding of short term sacrifice for long term gain
>>69071017
America's team, the New England Patriots
12-4 as is now customary in NE, followed by division, conference champ, and SB wins.
Giants, Colts, Ravens, Steelers, Broncos
Dennis Pitta's Broken Hip, Tiki
>>69071017
Raiders
10-6
Eagles
who?
>>69071103
Kinda feel bad for Gibraltar considering 95% of them voted to remain
and now Spain wants their rock
11. Josh Norman
>>69071118
why dont you hate the jets?
>>69071017
>pats
>16-0 if healthy, eternal 12-4 if not
>steelers, colts, broncos, jets
>all a/nfcs trips, oldbay
Does the new 140 gorillions man have anyone good to throw to?
>>69071017
eags
8-8?
cowboys i guess, maybe the bucs
police12
>>69070839
Nothing to talk about, so I rarely come here until the season. This offseason has been pretty mild.
>>69071282
Hilton is great
Moncrief is above average
>>69071103
>there will be multiple countries leaving in the next several years
There won't be, though.
>>69071282
TY Hilton
and I guess Donte Moncrief was coming up
that's really it
>>69071203
I do, but division rivals are kind of a given so I didn't think they needed listing
>>69071273
>BB
219 Days Until The Seahawks Win Super Bowl LI.
>>69071377
yes?
>carson palmer 12
>Russellite 18
What's with the god damn obsession of Derek Carr here? That's all that's posted.
>>69071401
He said BB, you're SSB
According to NFL players:
1. Brady/Newton/Rodgers
2. Brady/Newton/Rodgers
3. Brady/Newton/Rodgers
4. Carson Palmer
5. Russell Wilson
6. Ben Roethlisberger
7. Drew Brees
8. Andy Dalton
9. Philip Rivers
10. Eli Manning
11. Blake Bortles
12. Alex Smith
13. Kirk Cousins
14. Andrew Luck
15. Derek Carr
Jesus, what a shitshow.
my guess for the top 10
1. Cam Newton
2. Tom Brady
3. JJ Watt
4. Antonio Brown
5. Aaron Rodgers
6. Adrian Peterson
7. Rob Gronkowski
8. Julio Jones
9. Luke Keuchly
10. OBJ
>>69071490
It's a combination of shitposting raidniggers and shitposting anti-raidniggers.
>>69071523
I'd say that's pretty close.
Yall was waiting for me? Ok...
> ONE HUNDRED N FORTY FUCKIN MILLI
> For my muthafuckin nigga Luck
And now, my favorite. Here's some reason why the Colts are winning it all.
> Luck is back
> He can finally slide
> New OC
> New DC from the Ravens
> No Toler
> Pat Robinson was top 10 cb last year
> Top 10 Defense
> #1 offense
> Henry Anderson is back
> Mike Adams leads in Int
> Vontae Davis top 5 CB again
> Geathers and Green play tough
> Ridgeway and Mathis get 10 sacks each
> Grigson actually fixing the roster
> Won't have to worry about the Pats till the playoffs
> Best center in the draft
> Hilton and Moncrief top receiving duo
> D'qwell leads in tackles again
> Luck CPOTY and MVP
> Quan Bray is the next Jacoby Jones
> Allen will play like his rookie season
> Frankie G finally gets his 1000 yards
> Dorsett will burn the fuck out of all the DB's
> AV will not miss a fg this season
> Luck will have 5,000 yards 45 td 16 int
> Lead in tds and yards
> 12-4
>>69071495
>11. Blake Bortles
guess it's not just the ''''analysts'''' drinking the teal kool-aid
>>69071491
its supposed to be a fancy b ;_;
>>69071495
>Palmer at #4
>Dalton at #8
>Eli at #10
>>69071549
Pham, you gotta take
> Pat Robinson was top 10 cb last year
out.
>yfw remembering those words during the season
>>69071549
You are a silly and strange little man.
>>69070842
>what is post-season
>>69071495
This disrespect they've shown Brees the last 2 years is unreal.
>>69071495
>Sleeping on the most underrated QB in the league according to David Carr
>>69071017
'Skins
9-7 again
pats and cowboys and giants
all of them
>>69071630
the problem is that it's year-to-year, not more of a cumulative approach
brees is still a top 3-4 QB in football, but he's been that way for a while now, so people tend to go with the flavor of the moment instead
>>69071061
>EU
>doing anything productive
have you not paid attention the last 15 years?
>>69071650
megatron gone
he was a megatron babby
how is this good for him?
>>69071495
just wait until Tom and dr00 retire. It'll be Rodgers and a bunch of overrated crap
>I know this is top 100, but I'm talking about the future vis a vis QB rankings and so on
>>69071838
Maybe all the other QBs will be good in the future.
>>69071523
>OBJ that high
Will Brees be the next QB to retire?
>>69071826
tate will magically become a top-20 GOAT WR too, just watch
>>69071859
Palmer
>>69071859
Palmer after The Rams kill him.
>>69071859
romo
>>69071853
they can't all be "good" compared to their peers, but yesm I was being facetious, I'm sure Luck, Wilson and a few others will compete for top-tier spots
>>69071859
the glass USC QB or the glass Southern Illinois guy, not sure which yet, the Cards'll try desperately to make one more Owl run with Palmer before he completely dies though.
>>69071956
Romo went to Eastern Illinois breh
Opinions on Bridgewater?
I think he has most of the tools. He uses the pocket, moves up or to the side while looking downfield.
Sometimes it seems like he just can't let it rip though. His throwing motion is trash.
>>69072014
He needs a set of balls
>>69072014
He's basically Daunte Culpepper 2.0. Solid but will never win anything and will become kinda crappy after getting injured.
>>69071991
ah yeah, I should know considering Jimmy "Giacomo Giovane" Garoppolo went there too and broke all of Romo's school records
>>69072014
I think people are a bit too critical of him too early
he's very accurate intermediate, I agree he has a weird motion and is bad down the field
he doesn't make a lot of stupid decisions
he's had a subpar o-line and a below average receiving group. Given the strength of AP and their defense it's not a shock they are letting a young qb just manage games. His volume numbers will go up. Treadwell will help him immensely.
>>69072072
im guessing you never watched culpepper, they're nothing alike.
>>69071650
Stafford is average, but then again there are several average QBs who made the list.
>>69072072
this is a bad comparison and i don't know why you would make it.
>>69072093
Sean Payton had all the passing records there before Romo broke then. Kinda neat.
>>69072095
>>69072113
I didn't mean he'd play like him. I meant his career trajectory will be like him.
>>69072072
>will never win anything and will become kinda crappy after getting injured
Vikings QBs in a nutshell
>>69072126
I don't see how you could say that. Culpepper had one of the best receivers of all time. He COULD throw the deep ball and Moss would come down with it. Bridgewater has neither.
>>69072072
>tripcuck exposes himself as a complete shit for brains
>>69072127
>Cavaliers
>Cubs
>Vikings
It's fucking happening
>>69072253
>>69072283
Well 2bhwy I am a huge idiot. I also am a moron. So don't try to defend my posts. Don't reason with me. I mean I am a shitposter like my title says.
>>69071956
you're the worst opinion this board tripfag
If there is any justice in this world your neck will be stripped of veins by a fucking wild animal
you will be bled until you are about to lose consciousness
and then a grenade will be shoved up your ass
pull the pin
you are fucking cancer fagget
>>69072319
We're first. You and the Bills get to have the 0-4 owl some other year
>>69072350
Not if the Browns can stop you lol.
>>69072341
you really thought that out, didn't you, champ? Better to vent your teenage angst at other people on here instead of through a school shooting, I guess.
>>69072350
which would generate more of a shitstorm: Browns-Lions Owl or Vikings-Bills Owl?
>>69072093
how long have you had your cell phone
it might be time to think about regular maintenance
>>69072405
Vikings Bills. Browns and Lions are just too shit to get there. But the Vikings and Bills have been there before. It would be a spaghettifest of choking and failure. I'd want the Bills to win.
>>69072350
But the Bills are years away.
Don't do this to me.
>>69072405
>Bills make it back to the Owl
>And it's wide... LEFT
>>69072405
have you replied to yourself lately?
seriously, keep pretending you don't think you are a joke
but you know...you are a fucking joke
fr tho if either the Vikings or the Bills won an Owl, /sp/ would die.
>>69070764
and the packers in a last minute comeback
>>69072448
>Vikings with a chance to finish this game off now
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0c17edmKEU
2000'S QB ClASSES POWER RANKINGS(including undrafted players)
1. 2004(1. Ben Roethlisberger, 2. Philip Rivers, 3. Eli Manning, 4. Matt Schaub, 5. JP Losman
2. 2005(1. Aaron Rodgers, 2. Alex Smith, 3. Kyle Orton, 4. Ryan Fitzpatrick, 5. Jason Campbell)
3. 2000(1. Tom Brady, 2. Chad Pennington, 3. Marc Bulger, 4. Billy Volek, 5. Tim Rattay)
4. 2001(1. Drew Brees, 2. Micheal Vick, 3. Quincy Carter, 4. Weinke, 5. Rosenfels)
5. 2003 (1. Tony Romo, 2. Carson Palmer, 3. Byron Leftwich, 4. Rex Grossman, 5. Kyle Boller)
6. 2008(1. Joe Flacco, 2. Matt Ryan, 3. Chad Henne, 4. Matt Flynn, 5. Dennis Dixon)
7. 2006(1. Jay Cutler, 2. Vince Young, 3. Tarvais Jackson, 4. Kellen Clemens, 5. Bruce Gradkowski)
8. 2009(1. Matthew Stafford, 2. Josh Freeman, 3. Mark Sanchez, 4. Brian Hoyer, 5. Curtis Painter)
9. 2002(1. David Garrard, 2. Josh Mccown, 3. David Carr, 4. Joey Harrington, 5. Shaun Hill
10. 2007(1. Matt Moore, 2. Kevin Kolb, 3. Trent Edwards, 4. Jamarcus Russell, 5. Matt Leinart)
>>69072491
I will always cherish that moment. Even if I was 3 when it happened.
I know the top 100 is just for fun but it's getting a little silly how terrible it is now
>>69072405
fucking tripfags like you make people sick
your posts are shit
there is nothing - absolutely nothing that ever comes of your posts other than
*shitposting*
You are the reason this board sucks. You just keep posting utter crap.
>>69072504
Tony Romo was in 2004 also
>>69072504
>2007
What a fucking shitshow
>>69072504
>Leinart
>2007
He was picked in 2006.
>I was texting Khalil Mack past my bedtime last night
What did he mean by this?
>>69072504
I always felt sorry for Kevin Kolb. He's practically retarded now.
>>69072539
ok, really, put your trip back on. You're being way too obvious with your attempts at bullying right now (which is really pathetic in and of itself considering it's 4chan).
>>69072504
>2007
pic related
>>69072577
my mistake, that was supposed to be Brady Quinn.
>>69072544
no
>>69072544
*2003
>>69072504
>more QBs in the 2002 class are still playing in the league than the 2006 & 2007 one
>>69072603
You have nothing to say.
On a good day, when you actually say something
(hey everyone remember when the purpose of a post was to say something?)
your shit is fucking wrong.
You don't post facts.
You post lazy opinions.
You are trash and there is no reason for you to be here
>>69072072
>Daunte Culpepper 2.0
lmao i can tell you only called him Culpepper 2.0 just because they're black when in reality Culpepper had great speed and a great arm unlike Bridgewater. Culpepper will always be that what could have been type QB.
>>69072645
i can't believe someone is still paying shaun hill money to take up a roster spot lmao
>>69072717
daunte culpepper + randy moss was a fantastic combination
bridgewater will never come close to that level of dangerousness
>>69072745
stop proxying
>>69072745
funnily enough its the viqueens
>>69072717
>culpepper went 8-8 with this statline
>>69072072
If there's Daunte Culpepper 2.0 in the league his name is Matt Stafford. Utter retard with a strong arm who only benefitted off of playing with a HOF WR.
what do you guys think of matt moore
>>69072824
I want to see Matt Less.
>>69072745
anyone plus randy moss is a fantastic combination
hell, I could throw one straight through the uprights and he'd find a way to catch it
>throw bullet aimed just over the crossbar
>moss hops off the shoulders of 3 defenders and drag toes in for the TD on the way down
>>69072813
but Culpepper probably was able to beat teams that were at or over .500 going in on the road
>have a season on par with what would be expected from Sam Badford
>get 140 million
Derek Carr is an elite quarterback.
>>69072768
why?
>>69072786
they still went to the playoffs tho lol
got bounced by a superior team ofc, but they got to beat the packers first
>>69072857
So is Matt Ryan.
>>69072786
>three 5 TD games in his first 5 starts
the hype must've been fucking unbearable
>>69072857
>>69072875
the word elite has been rendered meaningless
>>69071626
Not really a fair comparison if Mack has never been to the playoffs
>>69072857
elite at being a meme
>>69072875
of being the philip rivers of the NFC
>>69072917
hasn't it been that way for years now
>>69072917
>my QB = elite
>other QBs = overrated or dogshit
t. every fan ever
>>69072922
thats an insult to philip rivers
Derek Carr is a good QB and it's not wise to call him elite or shit until it's been a whole contract through.
>>69072922
philip rivers >>>>> matt ryan
>>69072837
fucking tripfag statfag
Go ahead Get Brady
You know so fucking much... who is going to win the super bowl?
Just to clarify.. I mean in 2017. This season you scum faggot
I'll cap this, and you are such a fucking pussy that you wouldn't even bet $100 on your team
inb4 "er yeah I will" yeah post a receipt that can be verified you fucking cunt
You are a fucking pussy Get Brady
remember that. how did your team do last year? yeah but you were fucking positive your team would win the super bowl but you were wrong
You shitpost and you suck. That's all you do
>>69072857
agreed, carr will be goat.
>You shit and you suck. That's all you do
It's also all your mother does
>>69072922
what you got get brady?
what you got
You are a piece of shit, ignorant, shitposting, waste of carbon
>>69072504
>forgot Romo and Taylor
>>69070842
Yeah, and CJ Anderson has more rushing yards than Carr. That doesn't mean anything, either.
Miller is an OLB, he spends a lot of time in coverage. He doesn't just rush the passer every play. Plus, he's gotten 18.5 sacks in a season before.
Side note, your team is incredibly mediocre and will finish 3rd in the division.
>this virulent shitposting against me
kind of pathetic, desu
>>69072966
This. Rivers at least has more than one win in the playoffs.
>>69073175
Sorry Get Brady, but I couldn't help but notice your lack of prediction for the world championship this season.
I'm assuming you still believe it's your favorite team?
>>69073209
his prediction is worthless
pats over cardinals 31-21
>>69071017
Eagles
7-9
Pats
Bulge-kun
>tfw best line in the conference
>>69073269
You shouldn't let Fitz walk, imho. But congrats on having a good team.
>>69073263
solidarity among faggots
>>69073263
>cardinals
with which QB
>>69073269
i'm impressed they managed to keep richardson and wilkerson
if fitz resigns i have you guys going to the playoffs, marshall needs a postseason win
>>69073269
which one of them was it driving recklessly with a kid in the backseat?
Tom "I watch my wife suck off black men" Brady
>Douchey name
>Dumb hair
>Hipster
>Whiner
>Coward
>Hypocrite
>Manchild
>Swag faggot
>Doesn't hustle
>Always gets injured
>Entitled Brat
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Pathetic quitter
>Most annoying guy in the room at any time
>Adored by beta morons
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Hated by teammates
>Hasn't got a legit ring
>Hasn't got a clue
>Attention whore
>Ultra-sensitive
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about making football fun again. Nobody cares
>Thinks his walkup song is cool. It isn't
>Crybaby
>Bandwagons the most popular sports teams
>Embarrassed the AFC in his first all star game
>Doesn't drink beer
>Calling him the best player in football represents a new level of cringe
>Probably posts on Reddit
>Pronounces "meme" as "maymay"
>Cried about the Colts
>Cried about Ed Reed
>Cried about the refs
>Cried about every playoff loss
>Punchable face
>Cares more about a clothing contract than his team
>Engraves emojis on baseball bats
>Future felon
>Most laughable "star" in NFL history
>>69073351
Wilkerson has no leverage, I don't really consider it that impressive
>>69073326
genuine kek
>>69073351
>with which QB
Palmer. There's no other internal option unless they take the Pats' trick play to the extreme and make a position player the QB if/when Palmer gets hurt
>>69073392
tripfags can read?
Also, go die in a fire tripfag
>>69073351
um palmer.. who else?
>>69073326
I'm not gay ):
why does everyone think this.
>>69070503
>tfw Elliot wins the MVP next year
>>69073269
Soonthey'll have some good line backers too. Too bad no qb :(
>>69073408
wew you're boiling with jealousy today
>>69073442
namerfig*
>>69073408
>this trip
>this post
holy shit, how butthurt can one be?
>>69073519
the rangers just blew a huge lead to the yanks in the bottom of the 9th so he's a little steamed
>>69073438
You are a complete waste of space. Do you get this?
What is your prediction for your team this season?
I'm going to cap it, and fucking shove it in your face.
How many wins Get Brady, you fucking idiot tripfag?
Predict a number of wins. Let's go. It's screen cap time. I bet you puss out of this you fucking piece of shit.
Why does Tim Tebow only good enough for Homes renovations shows now? Why's no team doesn't want?
>>69073559
Hey get brady
you will puss out
>>69073522
not as butthurt as this guy
>>69073559
>>69073209
>>69073127
>>69073034
>>69073578
because he's borderline retarded and despite his physical gifts has no business running an NFL offense
I'm sure he's a great dude, but he's an absolute brick
>>69073578
he should play 7's rugby
>>69073578
Tebow will be killed by radical islamics in the next attack
cap it.
>>69073578
he's 29 and it's too late for him to develop now
>>69073621
to be fair, all you pats tripfags kind of suck because we are the easiest team to be a fan of
>>69073551
kek i was watching that but stopped
wasn't it like 7-2 late in the game?
>>69071017
Chefs
11-5
Broncucks, raidniggers
>not filtering tripfaggots
>>69073660
>we are the easiest team to be a fan of
oh boy, I can't wait to hear this one
>>69073578
He only has himself to blame. More than one team offered to transform him into a FB / TE role but for him it was QB or nothing.
>>69073702
pussy
>>69071017
>Browns
>5-11
>Ravens, Eagles
>that Manziel retard from last year
>>69073702
we have the best coach, ownership, and QB in the league
the fuck are you on about mate
>>69073742
why eagles?
>>69073768
The only fanbase that's trashier than us.
>>69073747
the >we in >>69073660
threw me off, kind of implying its another team to me
>Pats go 12-4, lose AFCCG or win SB
What's with all the Eagles hate recently?
>>69073839
>recently
Eagles have always been one of the most hated franchises here
>>69073810
you gotta keep posting
because that's what tripfags do
so how many of bet...
That this piece of shit trip fag claims photoshop later?
You suck. All of the tripfags suck
your opinion is shit and guess who is gonna call you out on it all fucking season
>>69073904
this
terrible team
terrible fans
terrible everything
>Manziel dies of alcohol poisoning at 2359 on June 30.
Seems more likely than he being sober.
>>69073839
>recently
The OGW posting started around 2011, so Eagles were always hated.
Besides, it's the one fanbase that constantly thinks their team is one of NFL powerhouses even though they have literally 0 Superbowls.
>>69070842
Mack is overrated as fuck. He is a stat-pad baby who got 5 F I V E sacks against the broncucks in week 14. Nine of his 15 sacks came within weeks 12-14.
Last year Justin Houston was ranked 27th on the Top 100 despite being half a sack away from setting the single season record, but because the NFL has been trying to propagate this idea that the raidurrrs are good now, Mack gets ranked 11th.
>>69073810
>>69073912
>mfw I keep trying to get people to see this post I made about England getting BTFO but no one gives me any credit
timestamps and post number line up, not a shoop
yet no Goddamn credit
>>69073408
wew I one of the biggest pats haters on the face of the earth. But I don't even have the level of autism to type out all that shit.
>>69073974
Chiefs will probably finish behind them after some horrific injury.
>>69073912
you? lel, pic related
>>69074010
>injuries stopping the Chiefs
only Alex Smith of all people is completely irreplaceable
>>69072504
>2007
Bless you for compiling this btw. Even if I don't agree 100% it's nice.
>>69074005
>typing out copypasta
Fucking newfag
>>69073989
that's the neat thing about a complete faggot like get brady
he's a fucking retard pathetic tripfag
everyone will remember this
>>69073974
13th*
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/16616377/houston-texans-defensive-tackle-vince-wilfork-appear-espn-magazine-body-issue-asks-tom-brady-contact-gisele-b%C3%BCndchen
okay which one of you fuckers did this
>>69073707
>implying his brand isn't better off as a media personality than as some no-name backup H-back/wildcat QB
>>69073974
Why is it always either chiefposters or old gay trying to insinuate that the Raiders aren't on the right track in rebuilding when they clearly are?
>>69074126
He can have his media personality but he can kiss his football career goodbye.
>>69074126
true, he's a huge celebrity among evangelicals and his Q rating at the height of Tebowmania was just under Lebron James
>>69074095
>tommy boi
>boi
lewd
>>69074032
>only Alex Smith of all people is completely irreplaceable
He's going to throw for 4782, 37 TDs, 3 INT, steal Giselle, and bring a title back to KC.
>>69074170
I can see they are better than when McGloin and Pryor were playing
>>69072014
My opinion? Worst qb in nfcn. Terrible stop gap qb placeholder that better not get a fucking new contract. One of those wait till next year and he will surely develop black holes that's gonna waste zimmers entire reign in MN.
Fuck teddy.
>>69070530
rare
>>69070518
>implying 5000 passing yards isn't mostly YACs
>>69074253
Give him a shot with Treadwell. Wallace was a fraud, Rudolph has an occasional day that he actually performs, and Diggs was a one trick pony as a rookie. Teddy's 3rd year should be an improvement or a death sentence.
>>69074246
>and bring a title back to KC.
as much as i want smeth to finally get redemption, not even executive level game management can teach andy reid to read a clock
>>69070530
Nice argument. Nicer flag.
>>69074400
You'd think he'd learn after it blew the Super Bowl...or even do something different with the Super Bowl on the line.
Thank god that fucking piece of shit get brady gave it a rest
old bay you're next you fucking cancer
>>69074480
lel
I knew it was you, Dennis Pitta, you rascal, you. Now put your trip back on and quit embarrassing yourself with all this edge
>>69074480
>you're next
>>69074513
yeah this is no drill
enjoy it while you can
>>69073904
Irrationality
>>69073925
>terrible team
(Citation needed)
The eagles have been one of the winningest teams from 2000 to now, and have gone over .500 the last three years combined average
>terrible fans
(Non cherry picked citation needed)
>>69073972
owg is an autistic and personally butthurt Atlanta braves fan who sleeps out to the point of scripting out 100s of posts and images to release all at once to make fun of Philadelphia becuase he doesn't like the Phillies
There is no reason for people to jump on the bandwagon with him except for the fact that people of 4chan can connect with this level of unkempt autism only achievable by a wizard
>>69074650
>The eagles have been one of the winningest teams from 2000 to now, and have gone over .500 the last three years combined average
>>69074531
I told you to be careful with that edge, Billy Bob. but you didn't listen
>>69074650
>(Non cherry picked citation needed)
I heard about something to do with batteries a while ago, why would they need plain old batteries at a football game?
Anybody have the Orson Welles genie granting one wish for every Superbowl eagles comic?
>>69074650
We're just as terrible as any city's fans and better than some. We have some interesting experiences and get a lot of notice/negative press due to being the rival of all New York teams and other major markets. Seeing how sports media jerks off New York, the Cowboys, and Pittsburgh
The Eagles organization has since 2000 put out a usually consistent and reasonably good product. That's more than most teams can say. There was a stretch we were arguably the second best team in the league. I would hold off on the word winningest though without the Ring.
>>69074791
The old stadium didn't price out shitheads as well as the new one. Jimmy Johnson didn't like being hit by snowballs and claimed anyone could stuff anything in them like D cell batteries. It started a "Philly fans throw batteries at peoples" reputation and then a couple people played up to it in '99 when J.D Drew came to town with the Cardinals after refusing to sign when the Phillies drafted him second overall.
Basically, if you constantly tell someone they're a shithead...some of them are gonna believe it. Some of the idiotic drrunk ones will play up to it, thinking everyone loves a villain.
It's not as bad as some of the shit that's gone down with Cleveland, Oakland, SF, Arizona, Dallas, and Jets...and those are just the first ones that come to mind.
Furthermore, no one ever remembers Phillies vs Mets May 1, 2011. It's one of the greatest fan moments in all of sports.
Would you consider him elite if he won a super bowl?
>>69071017
>Panthers
>12-4
>Failcons
>All the trips that spam their teams that arent going anywhere
>>69074950
>There was a stretch we were arguably the second best team in the league. I would hold off on the word winningest though without the Ring.
I would have rooted for you guys over any other AFC team in the SB. Sorry it had to be us (well, technically PickNabb) that crushed the dream again.
>>69074987
yep, if he was primarily responsible for the win.
>>69074987
lolno
>>69074987
Depends, if he goes 11TD and no Ints in his playoff run with a wasted potential, and old but secure and a KR for WRs, sure.
>>69074987
Depends. I can see him actually being elite. I can also see him not and riding to the win on Julio.
>>69075044
Lol it is what it is...though it's certainly interesting how the Pats new our Dime package inside and out despite us barely using it that year. ;^)
That last Bruschi pick was mostly because McNabb couldn't take the pressure and there wasn't enough time.
Don't be sorry, if there was a team to lose to it would have been that one.
>>69075067
Fuck Chip.
>>69074010
>what is last season
jamaal charles tore his acl and KC managed to go 11-5
>>69075108
>if there was a team to lose to it would have been that one
lel
My simulations had the two teams at almost exactly 50-50 through 100 trials, essentially what should have been a pick 'em Owl. Although it did force me to use a "healthy" TO because you can't edit the roster in any way, so that probably helped.
>>69075193
he played as well as he could have in that game, we let him down
>>69074323
Tfw I'm the only vikings fan on spee, maybe online even that can see this train wreck coming.
I love spielman also but hes as much to blame for hobbling the vikings with pathetic qbs at this point.
At this point I'd rather go the route of the browns and just constantly throw shit at the wall until something sticks. Draft a qb with the 1st in 2017? Cool draft another in the 4th to 7th in 2018 and 19 as well.
Just don't give teddy a pay day. Please. Cutler and Stafford at least have or had potential. Imagine what they or Matt Ryan or rivers or Carr or luck or Wilson or any other decent qb could have done with this team by now.
Please God let rivers pull a Favre and play his last 2 years as a viking. He deserves a shot.
>>69071017
>Texans
>10-6
>Colts
>tripfags you hate most
Eh, I don't really hate any of them. I just acknowledge that they like to shitpost and move on.
>>69075193
I've said it before and I will say it again: Andy went easy with Owens in that game. One TD pass and he has a Top 10 of all time WR performance in the SB, the win, and SB MVP.
Plus it prevents most of the later drama. He gets paid and stays in Philly. I guarantee they win the 2008 SB with him there.
>>69072014
Hes the right guy for the job. Feed Peterson and read the defense and don't turn the ball over.
1. Chiefs
2. Steelers
3. Patriots
4. Jaguars
5. Raiders
6. Bills
1. Seahawks
2. Panthers
3. Packers
4. Cowboys
5. Cardinals
6. Bears
Patriots > Bills
Raiders > Jaguars
Packers > Bears
Cardinals > Cowboys
Chiefs > Raiders
Patriots > Steelers
Seahawks > Cardinals
Panthers > Packers
Chiefs > Patriots
Seahawks > Panthers
Seahawks > Chiefs
Now that the dust has settled, Gronkowski + Bennett over/under 25 TDs?
>>69075283
>4. Jaguars
Bucky Brooks please leave
>>69075283
I believe.
>>69075284
a bit over
>>69075258
>tfw the Iggs could have had a Miracle in the New Meadowlands II
>>69075284
Under
>>69075283
Predictions like that should be in BOLD
>>69075283
>Hawks ever beating the Panthers again
>>69075283
>2. Steelers
>4. Jaguars
>6. Bills
i hate u so much
>>69075318
>Panthers ever not being a meme
>>69075283
>6. Bears
y so mad @ the vikings ?
>>69073707
I believe I remember him saying something at one point to the effect that he thought God wanted him to be a QB.
I think God was trying to tell him to either switch positions or leave football.
Mike Wallace has always been a one trick pony
>be a vastly inferior brett Favre
>have the worst year of your 4 year career
>get benched in favor of a 40 year old
>become the highest paid football player in the history of overpaid football players
>>69075368
>???
>PROFIT!
>>69075386
What is this, 2009? I admit it's actually appropriate in this case though
>>69075368
>comparing Luck to Favre
Can anyone think of a faster way to discredit oneself?
>>69075368
Luck is the next Eli
Shit team/FO, lotta passing yards, lotta comeback wins, lotta turnovers and shitty losses. Basically elite Rex Grossmans (Grossmen?lol)
Like any good doppelganger they need one distinctive trait and thats that Luck cant beat New England and Eli cant not beat them
>>69075456
>"be a poor man's Jay Cutler"
>>69075456
>>69075493
By saying "Teddy Bridgewater is Daunte Culpepper 2.0"
Is Carson Wentz the next McNabb?
>>69075539
He's the next Jim Brown.
>>69075489
his giants lost to the pats in week 17 in 2007 and this past year, bruh, despite the worst refball the pats experienced all season
he needs his hand held to beat the Pats
Next Randy Moss coming through
>>69075567
He's more like a wide receiver version of Adrian N. Peterson.
>>69075489
but the patriots beat the gints silly willy
rather brady and butler did, bill spilt spaghetti early.
>You now remember the Pats getting BTFO by the Phins.
>>69075283
why do people expect the jags to be good?
they got pieces on d but their so young and going to need time to gel, they were a disaster last year and compound that with the most turnover prone qb in the league and i don't see them having a winning record.
>>69075624
Blake Bortles was legitimately a decent QB last year. I watched a shit ton of Jags games and he's vastly improved. He also has a potential top 5 passing offense. Defense is still where the suck at, but they'll be okay. 10-6 miss the playoffs.
>>69075612
>you now remember the bengals haven't won a playoff game since before most of 4chans userbase was born
>>69075660
>You know remember I'm the raidnigger and I'm named after the Mike Patton band.
>>69075660
DELET THIS
>>69075563
>>69075587
Nobody remembers that
>>69075672
fix your trip then nigger
Does anyone think the Chiefs will take a step back this year? I bandwagoned them pretty hard last year but were they really that good or just hot?
>>69075701
They dipped their fingers in the Royals' meme magic.
For 32 teams, the NFL's team placement right now is perfect.
Prove me wrong.
>>69075283
It will happen.
>>69072014
Everyone who roots for a team with a shitty QB thinks their QB is a work in progress. Here's a way to figure that out: name 5 starting QBs worse than Bridgewater. Protip: you can't.
>>69075676
>>69075676
casual: the post
>>69075719
>uhhhh, dallas is totally in the eastern US
wow that was easy
>>69075762
I said nothing about division alignment. Dallas 100% deserves a team.
>>69075717
I can see Broncs and Chiefs slipping and Raiders and Chargers challenging for the title.
Raiders fixed the secondary and Chargers maybe patched up the oline.
SD already looked like they were starting to put together a pretty decent defense last year, and adding a relentless disruptor like Bosa is only going to make them even better
Post what you're jamming to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt7kqXRq-K8
>>69075762
The NFL made their bones selling the big bad Texas Cowboys to the major eastern cities when you were still playing cheerleader
>>69075808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxNGMvNIvP8
>>69075815
shouldn't you be sleeping right now, grandpa?
>>69075808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBuIM-ekVjA
>>69075808
Dem digits
808 BUMP
>>69075861
huh
>>69075867
MAKE YOU PUT YO HANDS UP
PUT YO HANDS UP
PUT YO HANDS UP
>>69075489
>comparing Luck/Eli/Grossman
>not immediately harassed off of /sp/ forever
>>69075867
I think they're lyrics from Kanye's 808s and Heartbreak album
>>69075878
feeling so fly like G6
>>69075842
a shit
>>69075938
your music a shit
>>69075808
>>69075861
Well here I go listening to this album again
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2AUypdVg
choose 1 for JJ Watt
>has taken hgh
>roided with cushing
>is closeted gay
>>69076111
All of the above
>>69075808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIKh1C2YyVk
>>69072824
There's a reason he chose to remain a backup in Miami.
>>69073269
Williams is turning out to be a great pick for you guys, huh?
>>69075539
He's the next Josh McCown
>>69076111
first one is the most obvious, so that one
Got a new steamroller. Go Broncos.
>tfw drafted the next great outside linebacker
Ogbah is going to be a fucking BEAST
>>69076294
>your team
>its backup QB
>are they (at least) okay?
>would you trust them leading >your team in a playoff game?
>>69076405
>Pats
>Jimmy "Stefano Giovano" Garoppolo
>yes, he just hasn't had the time to fully showcase his passing abilities
>conditional yes, depending on ^how he does in his passing game
>>69076430
*"Stefano Giovane"
>me spelling my own nicknames for >my team's backup quarterback
>me doing this at 2:30 AM
>>69076405
>Saints
>Luke McCown
>yes
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwF5tzFi11s
>>69076405
Texans
Weeden/Savage
Weeden did win two games so maybe? Savage is always injured.
Only against the Bengals.
>>69076405
>>69076481
>Also Texans
>What >>69076481 said
>I agree with >>69076481 Weeden was serviceable for the Texans when he played, and yeah, poor Savage needs to stay healthy
>Probably not.
>>69076405
>Packers
>Brett Hundley
>fuck yeah
>maybe, not like the Packers play well in the playoffs anyway
>>69075723
It's gotta be a cycle now.
>2012: Fail to comeback against NFC South in divisional
>2013: Win the Super Bowl
>2014: FUCK DARELL BEVELL
>2015: Fail to comeback against NFC South in divisional
>>69075672
Ever listen to faxed head my raider bro? Man we coulda had Carr. Fresno state fan that went to a few of his games speaking.
I'm from coalinga. Best band ever.
Ask sp for honest evaluations of teddy Bridgewater. Everyone says he just needs one more year to develop. Fuck all y'all lying ass niggas.
>>69076405
Raiders
Matt McGloin
Not really, but he has moxie
Probably not
>>69075750
Oh. Thank you. This guy..... This guy gets it.
Also devil's advocate I can name them. For the sake of argument.
Fitz, Sanchez, tannehill, tyrod/geno, rg3 or Bradford.
But either rg3 or Bradford is gonna be better than teddy this year. Perhaps both.
>>69076584
>tyrod/geno
No you fucking didn't.
Post feet
>>69076584
>either rg3 or Bradford is gonna be better than teddy this year. Perhaps both.
gonna have to play reverse devil's advocate with you there
the starters below the "Bridgewater Line" will be
>RGKnee
>Osweiler
>Keenum
>[insert Eagles starter(s) here]
>Geno Smith (if he ends up starting at all)
>>69076609
post pimple-less butt :)
>>69076621
You ask the impossible of me
>>69076636
you posted it a while back
>>69076405
>Cowboys
>Kellen Moore
>No, he's just not NFL caliber
>Nah
Maybe Dak Prescott or Jameill Showers will meme their way into the backup role.
>>69076654
how can you have no viable insurance policy for one of the most oft-injured quarterbacks in the league?
>Jerruh Jones logic
My Top 5 at each position:
WIDE RECEIVER
1. Antonio Brown, Steelers
2. Julio Jones, Falcons
3. A.J. Green, Bengals
4. Dez Bryant, Cowboys
5. DeAndre Hopkins, Texans
TIGHT END
1. Rob Gronkowski, Patriots
2. Greg Olsen, Panthers
3. Jimmy Graham, Seahawks
4. Travis Kelce, Chiefs
5. Tyler Eifert, Bengals
TACKLE
1. Joe Thomas, Browns
2. Tyron Smith, Cowboys
3. Terron Armstead, Saints
4. Jason Peters, Eagles
5. Andrew Whitworth, Bengals
GUARD
1. Marshal Yanda, Ravens
2. Zack Martin, Cowboys
3. Mike Iupati, Cardinals
4. Richie Incognito, Bills
5. Josh Sitton, Packers
CENTER
1. Maurkice Pouncey, Steelers
2. Travis Frederick, Cowboys
3. Ryan Kalil, Panthers
4. Mike Pouncey, Dolphins
5. Alex Mack, Falcons
QUARTERBACK
1. Aaron Rodgers, Packers
2. Tom Brady, Patriots
3. Drew Brees, Saints
4. Cam Newton, Panthers
5. Ben Roethlisberger, Steelers
FULLBACK
1. Anthony Sherman, Chiefs
2. Patrick DiMarco, Falcons
3. Marcel Reece, Raiders
4. Michael Burton, Lions
5. Mike Tolbert, Panthers
TAILBACK
1. Adrian Peterson, Vikings
2. Le’Veon Bell, Steelers
3. Todd Gurley, Rams
4. Doug Martin, Buccaneers
5. LeSean McCoy, Bills
DEFENSIVE END
1. J.J. Watt, Texans
2. Khalil Mack, Raiders
3. Michael Bennett, Seahawks
4. Muhammad Wilkerson, Jets
5. Cameron Jordan, Saints
DEFENSIVE TACKLE
1. Aaron Donald, Rams
2. Ndamukong Suh, Dolphins
3. Geno Atkins, Bengals
4. Fletcher Cox, Eagles
5. Gerald McCoy, Buccaneers
INSIDE LINEBACKER
1. Luke Kuechly, Panthers
2. NaVorro Bowman, 49ers
3. Bobby Wagner, Seahawks
4. Jamie Collins, Patriots
5. Derrick Johnson, Chiefs
OUTSIDE LINEBACKER
1. Von Miller, Broncos
2. Justin Houston, Chiefs
3. Anthony Barr, Vikings
4. Vontaze Burfict, Bengals
5. K.J. Wright, Seahawks
CORNER
1. Patrick Peterson, Cardinals
2. Richard Sherman, Seahawks
3. Darrelle Revis, Jets
4. Chris Harris, Broncos
5. Josh Norman, Redskins
SAFETY
1. Tyrann Mathieu, Cardinals
2. Harrison Smith, Vikings
3. Eric Berry, Chiefs
4. Earl Thomas, Seahawks
5. Malcolm Jenkins, Eagles
>>69076673
>no viable insurance policy
You say that like most of the backup QBs in the League don't suck dick and can only look good when they can coast with an elite defense/running game.
>>69076647
No i didnt
>>69076691
Mccoy is way too low. Hes better than suh.
>>69071282
>>69071325
>>69071344
Monqueef if a below average #2 wr
Last year he needed to step up and he played like a bitch
>>69076691
Graham showed last year that he is overrated. Kelce and Eifert are easily better TEs
>>69076691
I like the OT on Washington though but I forgot his name + Graham is a Brees babby
>2016
>Knowing FBs
Punters and Kickers WHEN
>watching a replay of the 2013 NFC Championship
>mfw I remember that the only starter the $(ers have left from that team is Colon Krapperdick
>>69076691
>No Lavonte David
Literally tear your insides out with a fork
>>69076793
Bowman?
>>69076698
>elite defense/running game
The Cowboys have that, apparently. Why don't they have even a backup-tier QB in place for when Tony Romo inevitably gets injured?
>>69076772
KICKERS
1. Stephen Gostowski
2. Justin Tucker
3. Adam Vinatieri
4. Brandon McManus
5. Steven Hauschka
punters I have no fuckin clue about so someone else do that top 5
>>69076793
aldon smith used to be so good
>>69076845
He started getting really settled in Oakland right as he got his suspension laid on him. Can't wait for him to come back with Mack and Irvin in November.
>>69076734
No, he's not. He's lazy, mailed it in a bunch last year.
>>69076763
>Graham showed last year that he is overrated.
Dead wrong.
>Kelce and Eifert are easily better TEs
lol, imbecile.
>>69076807
Good athlete but definition of a system babby. Not even the best LB on his own team anymore.
>>69076875
>people actually believe this
No. Watch some tape and stop reading rando articles by unnamed inside sources.
I'll never understand why /a/ is so triggered by tripfags.
>>69076881
Graham is a Brees Babby.
>>69076772
Trent Williams. He probably should be in the top 5, but he's never been truly elite before, and now he's gained a bunch of weight.
>Graham is a Brees babby
He disproved this last year. He's a big WR who doesn't contribute much in the run game, but he is a great pass catcher. Of course he's not going to replicate his stats in NO, Brees gives everyone he throws to a boost.
>>69076891
I watched every game. He took tons of plays off in run situations, then played hard on passing downs to pad that stat line. He's extremely talented but I can't in good conscious reward a guy for dogging it as a way to stick it to his coach and/or possibly contribute to his firing.
>>69076902
>didn't watch a single game last year
Troglodyte.
>>69076691
>clearly a Saints fan
>>69076405
>The Defending Super Bowl Champion Denver Broncos
>Paxton "the future GOAT" Lynch
>indeed, best backup in the league perhaps
>don't need to worry about it. The defense will see to it that >we win anyway
>>69076691
Oh yeah
Jamaal Charles > LeSean McCoy
>>69077009
you do realize that >your defense took a step down from last season? it may be similar to the Hawks in '13 (unstoppable) and '14 (beatable).
>43-8
>>69076952
stop using words you don't know the meaning to.
>>69077026
You just upset someone called you out on living in a cave
>>69076109
Very abstract shit m9
>>69071017
Pats
13-3
Giants/jets
Old bay
>>69077036
Graham 2 seasons ago with the aints had a 1200 yard 16 TD season. Last year he had a 10 TD season with the aints. This past season he had 2 TD season. He's a Brees Babby pure and simple.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/stats/_/id/13232/jimmy-graham
>>69076845
he also used to be sober :^)
>>69077024
>43-8
That's how the Broncos roll.
Hahahahahaha
>>69077173
>the Simpsons gave one of the Broncs' real-life points to the Niners and took away the other two
that is a >Buncos moment if there ever was one
>>69075567
can't even break the starting lineup m80
>>69075283
>Chiefs>Patriots
In what universe
>>69076608
As a vikings fan who despises Bridgewater I understand they can rush better but as far as games go and who I would want behind center
I'll take teddy. Then again he's handing it off anyways.
>>69076405
>Puckers
Brett Hundley
one of the top young backups I'd say
They'd probably play better with him in the playoffs, maybe an actual sense of urgency instead of muh window
>the Colts could not pull off this play successfully, but a team of Pop Warner-age kids can
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHxATf8Co2U
>clots
>clots
>and more clots
>>69077247
one where Alex Smith is a good quarterback and Andy Reid can into clock management
>>69077267
Yeah but the kids are facing other kids, and not a top-tier professional team. That doesn't mean the Clots are bad (although they are), it just means that stupid trick plays like that don't work well in professional play while they have a chance to succeed in amateur play.
>>69077288
The only way to beat the pats these days is ground and pound for days, plus great front defense.
>>69070518
>muh yards
Considering yards alone is such a garbage stat. YAC+it's meaningless if there's no score at the end of it.
>>69077308
yeah, given the window of time Colt Anderson had before Sheard sacked him, he probably would have had a better chance pulling a fumblerooski or straight-up lateraling it backward to Jack Doyle (#84) or Zurlon Tipton (#37?), the guys behind the "O-line".
>Peyton retired when he could easily get 1 more ring with Denver
>>69077377
1300 from top 3 recievers
>>69076549
so they'll lose super bowl 52 on a fumble by Thomas Rawls at the goal line?
>>69076793
I watched that today on NFL Network, the entire last 49ers drive was so great, they were marching methodically down the field, they had hope that they would pull it out... It was so beautiful to watch knowing the outcome.
>>69071017
My HOME TOWN TEEM
16-0
My division rivalz!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>69070503
>IND:Colts make QB Luck highest-paid player ever
Messi makes 3 time more per year. Meanwhile Cutler and Brock Osweiler just make 5% less than Luck now
>>69076992
Nope, guess again.
>>69077013
>Jamaal Glass
>Jamaal RBC
>Jamaal I Can't Carry The Load For My Team So Some No-Name Scrub Has To Do It Instead
>>69077131
>receiving TDs as metric for level of play
Holy shit, you really are a mongoloid.
>>69077592
I wouldn't call Knile a scrub
>>69077131
Surely this is b8, right?
>>69077392
>Literally only got his last one because of a missed call and a play that never should have happened after being benched for most of the regular season in favor of a glorified backup
Yeah it'd be a cakewalk
>>69077638
Who has the original with unorthodox tactics
>"the colts overpaid"
>"Luck wont get back on track to his phropecy and make (and lose) the superbowl this year"
>"Luck isnt a HoF lock"
>>69076736
You realized he had foot surgery right?
What's a more intriguing draft what-if from the past generation of QBs:
>What if Eli decided "fuck you, dad" and went to the Chargers, while the Giants drafted Philip Rivers?
>What if the Colts picked Ryan Leaf and Peyton went to the Chargers?
And what do you think would have happened in each scenario?
t. not a Chargers fan
>>69078622
>Eli to SD, Rivers to NYG
Assuming Ben still goes to the Steelers, I don't think we end up getting the "best QB draft class since '83".
Rivers wouldn't get along with Coughlin at all, and might get booted or benched for it. If he's at the helm, though, I think the Giants would be a much better team than with Eli. They might get a few more division titles and playoff wins that don't rely on luck or chokes, but I'm not sure Rivers has it in him to carry the team to a Super Bowl, let alone two.
Meanwhile, Archie would bitch endlessly and Peyton would rag on Eli endlessly about going to a "hellhole team", but the presence of Schottenheimer would help Eli develop enormously. Then, if the FO decided that Norv would be a better HC than Marty after the franchise's best regular season ever, Archie would force a trade at the slightest hint of that rumor. If Schott stayed, they could, dare I say, win a Super Bowl.
Season is coming.
>>69078896
Mackaroni.
Have any of y'all ever had a prairie banana?
>>69078960
go to sleep bro
>>69079159
I just woke up lol.
I got lazy
>>69080222
Checked
>>69080266
Dubs confirm
>>69080277
Dubs confirm your dubs
>>69080256
>iggles
>>69080333
Holy trips
>>69080222
>>69080266
>>69080277
>>69080333
Literally all me
>>Manziel says he's going sober starting July 1
Same here, Johnny. I wish us both the best.
If this post ends in an odd number, the AFC will win the SB
If this post ends in an even number, the NFC will win the SB
>>69080460
Raiders will win in 2016
>>69080460
Zero's not an odd or even number, whoa. Nobody wins.
>>69080507
0 is considered even
since you said last number that would give odds a unfair advantage
0 = Even which means NFC wins
which means Cowboys Superbowl confirmed
GG 2ez
>>69080460
>an NFC Team Will Win the SB.
>>69080561
The cowboys will lose
>>69080561
0 is irrational, not even nor odd
>>69080600
in the cases of evens/odds it isn't about irrational numbers. 0 is considered even in those situations because if it wasn't then there wouldn't be a fair outcome
Evens = 0,2,4,6,8
Odds = 1,3,5,7,9
Cowboys confirmed Superbowl. Thanks Mr. Bungles
>>69080671
Oh Tiki you never cease to amaze me.
>>69080717
Holy shit
>>69080717
w e w
e
w
who will tebow play for tho?
>>69080717
Uh oh.
>>69080743
>>69080746
>>69080748
If my post ends in a number then the Cowboys win the superbowl this season
>>69080746
Raiders for double Jesus power.
>>69080771
Holy shit
for some reason this amazes me because I'm such a newfag
>>69080788
My trip code is "lol" you faggot
>>69080790
JESUS CHRIST NOOOO
>>69080790
Oh. My. God.
>>69080790
>Romo goes undefeated
>the Cowboys go defeated
erin roger's official QB rankings sponsored by exhentai
ELITE
1-2 - Rodgers and Brady
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3 - Brees
GREAT
4-5 - Romo and Rivers
6 - Ben
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7-9 - Wilson, Luck and Palmer
VERY GOOD
10-12 - Ryan, Eli and Newton
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13-15 - Flacco, Dalton and Stafford
GOOD
16-18 - Carr, Cutler and Smeth
19-21 - Bortles, Winston and Cousins
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22-23 - Mariota and TyGod
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SERVICEABLE
24 - Fitzpatrick
25-26 - Bridgewater and Tannehill
>>69080790
preseason injury confirmed
jej
>>69080790
Holy shit
this is amazing how can you call numbers correctly?!
>>69080790
>breaks his cybernetic collarbone during the preseason
>out all season
>never plays a game to lose
>hes "undefeated"
Cowboys fans will defend this
>>69080790
16-0 regular season
18-1 vs Tebow confirmed
>>69080827
Maybe like Romo is undefeated in the games he plays, but they lose in games he doesn't.
Really makes you think
>>69080851
:^)
>>69080858
>16-0 regular season
>18-1 vs Tebow confirmed
the shitposting would never end
7 And the cowboys trade Dez for OBJ
>>69080864
makes sense since Romo barely loses anymore when he is the starting QB
fun fact: the NY Giants haven't beaten Romo since 2012 and they only won that game because Dez had a pinky that was out of bounds because of refball
5 and Tiki gets BTFO
This thread sucks
Just watched super bowl 34 for the first time
What the fuck was this guys problem?
>>69073408
>brittle bones
I know this is pasta but man theres some pottery in it too
>>69073408
I can't refute any of this
>>69081078
>specialedfight.jpg
>>69081135
>>69080994
McNair should have run.
>>69081156
Do all your edits have eye patches?
>>69081195
Only when applicable
>>69080994
he hit the ground too soon
fucking faggot
>>69081281
>who is manziel
no one thinks carr is the worst
>>69081293
Tell that to the Vikes fans
>>69081293
To be fair, Manziel had potential, but Cleveland is where potential goes to die.
Why isnt super bowl 35 on NFL Gamepass? Did the terrorists take that from us too?
>>69081379
I highly doubt he had any potential. He was always a druggie partyer.
>>69081444
trips confirm
>>69081444
Checked
>>69074987
Matty Ice is already elite baby, he's getting ready for that 57 TD season like I had on Madden.
>Chokes in Divisional Round
>>69081579
Can you do this?
>inb4 rookie
All-Madden CFM
>>69081444
I'm sure that was the lifestyle of most of the players from the 70s and 80s, wasn't LT a big cokehead?
>>69081444
Brett Favre was a partyer too
>>69081646
lel no way you 100-0 on All-Madden difficulty
Haven't bought a new Madden game since 2013 but there is no way they have made it that much easier since
Oh yea I'm back
>Luck contract
Good move. Cap will go up a ton in the next few years and Luck is elite as fuck. One shit season doesn't change that
>Cory Redding retirement
Such an underrated player. Wish we had won the owl in 2011 so he had got a ring
>>69075723
greaterisfaggot, put your trip on
>>69081730
>140 million
>good
He's not worth that. He's good, but that's commanding ELITE AF money lol. Fits that a >120 million fan would defend that contract.
>>69081646
I had a season with over 100TD with Flacco and like 60 sacks with Suggs, 20 with Dumervil and broke the single season INT record with 2 of my corners, all of this All Madden; but have nerver scored more than 70 points in one game.
The real challenge for me is sending a DT to the pro bowl.
>>69081730
>non-coltsfag not shitting on Luck
Didn't you get the memo to be irrationally angry at Indiana about everything ever?
>>69081705
Its really easy in Madden 15 on ps3, so many awful AI mistakes on offense lel
>>69081730
>Yay, JFFM is back!
Said no one the fuck ever.
>>69081219
Who is this semen demon?
>>69081939
Jimena Sanchez
>>69081939
Latavius Murray
>>69081782
I've seen him carry an average Colts team to wins over too many great teams to doubt him
>Packers 2012
>Chiefs 2013 (twice)
>Broncos 2013
>Seahawks 2013
>49ers 2013
>Broncos 2014
>Bengals 2014 (twice)
>Ravens 2014
>Broncos 2015
He still needs to find a way to take the Patriots but the year he finally does will probably be the year he wins his first ring
>>69081799
Love watching the Colts play. Sucks they didn't bring back Ahmad Bradshaw though
>>69081831
Madden 13 is just too frustrating on All Madden. It's a great challenge playing defence and fun as fuck because I prefer it to playing offence but when I do get the ball my WRs are dropping 5+ passes per game and I can't run the ball for more than 2 yards
>>69082019
On the other hand I've seen his completely shit the bed against the Browns and the Colts only won that game because Hoyer somehow managed to be even worse.
Johnny Manziel is getting sober tomorrow
500
>>69082074
No he's not.
>>69081646
That's nothing compared to my 127TD season with Kurt Warner.
I lost in the Superbowl.
>18-1
>>69082074
Can't be drunk if you're dead.
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