Julien Benneteau (FRA) v Kei Nishikori (JPN) [5]
Yen-Hsun Lu (TPE) v Andy Murray (GBR) [2]
Eugenie Bouchard (CAN) v Johanna Konta (GBR) [16]
Official Site Links:
Draws: http://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/draws/index.html
Schedule: http://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/scores/schedule/index.html
Livescores: http://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/scores/index.html
Official Streams
http://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/interactive/
http://www.bbc.com/sport/tennis/
Stats:
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/wimbledon/2016/atp-men/
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/wimbledon/2016/wta-women/
starts in 45 mins
1st for Novak T-800
Novak for white race.
heather watson come back incoming
finally some non-meme matches
beck looks atleast 30
>>69077953
got me excited, which is difficult
>Dolgo
>>69078113
false alarm
heather on the ropes here
38th unforced error
>>69078083
She's so qt
HEAVA
H-E-A-T-H-E-R
I was at this game yesterday and all I was thinking about was whitch one of rather bang tb h
>>69078385
how did you get tickets bro
>>69078385
What conclusion did you come to?
>>69078388
Just turned up
>>69078392
Beck
Her little occasional whimpers as she hit the ball did it for me
>>69078394
what time?
>>69078404
Why didn't you hold up /spee/ sign lad?
>>69078406
Miday-ish
Can't believe she actually held serve there
14:00 Shvedova - Svitolina (17)
2:2 10:10 already at Olivetti - Barton
BORIS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
HAPPY DAYZ
Watson is a massive fucking mental midget
Based Kyrgios gonna win it all 2bh SENPAITACHI
when is Genie vs Benedicta Arnold?
and when is KyrGOAT playing next?
This commentator is such a wanker
>>69078605
His match against Brown will create a Meme-Singularity and swallow the whole of London.
Why no wawrinka v del potro today?
>>69078617
Last match of the day
>>69078634
because
>english summer
>>69078617
bouchard - konta at the end of the day
kyrgoat - brown tomorrow
Fognini sold another match I see
>>69078666
Why is England so shit at everything?
CUMBACK
Wtf. Beck has had love hold for like the past 5 service games apart from when she was serving meanwhile every Watson service goes for multiple deuces
byebye fogniini
Any good men's matches coming up
>getting dark
>BBC has 6 live streams on the TV
>All if them are showing women's matches
What the fucking hell is wrong with these cunts?
>>69078795
you can watch Dimitrovo getting destroyed by Simon.
>3 blown mp
>the city of watson
John Inverdale needs to die, worst part of BBC coverage
Being english is suffering
halep just woke up
T-E-N-S-E
Lol Watson is pathetic
Fucking bagdhatis
How the fuck do you blow a 4-1lead in the second
Literally shaking
i hope kunta gets knocked out later aswell
Fucking hell. Whats a good country to move to where there are actually talented sportsmen to support?
>flopson
Who's watching the Lisicki match here?
Christ Watson is terrible
>Neither Watson or Beck have any tits
Why is this allowed?
>>69079036
New England
This commentator is annoying and biased as fuck
>>69079214
How do i get there from shangri-la?
Why the fuck has Watson's form gone backwards since last year's Wimbledon?
BECKED
>implying based Konya isn't going to reach the semis
Any new tennis waifus I should be looking out for?
>>69078884
Clare Balding is the worst, you just can't handle Inverdale's banter
Dolgopolov is a bizarro circus freak of a player
>Stosur
Those delt caps ain't natty bruh
>>69079262
Magic Carpet, Ahkmed
oh wait.. no that's a big idea
6-4 6-4
Who /Seppi/?
>1 channel with 1 game at a time for Roland Garros
>3 games and 3 different games for Womble
Dimitri looks good
>>69079494
So does your mammy
Simon yips when?
>>69079325
where the fuck do i watch the lisicki game
Does Andy play today?
Simon looks like someone who would have sex with your daughter the moment he gets a chance.
>>69079546
BBC red button (sky or virgin) or on the BBC website
>>69079570
he's gonna be a housedad after he retires though
>>69079570
Your 15 year old daughter.
>>69079546
on the bbc website
Stoshit BTFO
>>69079552
eye lid
Oh Simon lost the first set.
Once again.
What's the best mens match on atm?
>>69079593
worry.jpg
>>69079707
Dimitrov - Simon.
>>69079586
>>69079611
thanks lads
too late now anyway, but i was looking on iplayer for some reason
Here we go again
Gilles Simon is a lot more handsome than Dimitrov. No homo
Coffin vs vasaline
or
Simone vs dimi
?
>Suemon
Holy shit does it ever not rain in England
>>69079768
Simon v greg
>>69079765
I agree, Dimitrov has this dumb bro look on his face, like he just shit his pants.
Simon has this look of a nihilistic but focused WW2 resistance solider
>>69079779
The south of England is the meeting place of 3 main weather systems, giving it very unsettled and changeable weather.
rate my lunch lads
>>69079839
Parkinson/10
>>69079839
Looks delicious, with the wine and all
>>69079839
Not bad at all, looks delish. 8.6/10
Apologize
You tell 'em Giles, cheeky bastards sxpecting you to slip n wreck yoself.
Sliding deliberately on grass courts should be a punishable offence
>>69079874
It's a Simon match. You can almost bet on him losing the first set.
>>69079885
Might as well ban Djok from participating in any future Wimbledon matches
>>69079885
But how would Djoko win then?
Have I missed any good webms?
>le cheeky low curly slice
Love grass
when's cibulkova playing lads? want to watch those thicc thighs of hers desu
>>69079909
Just some tits
backhand top spin lob bitch
I like these Nike nightie outfits this year.
>>69079927
thought was gif,
not webm?
>>69079923
She is very bland.
>>69079909
>TonyAbbottstaresatballgirl.webm
>>69079923
Nice
Russia's Cowardly Grigor Dimitrov
>double-fisted backhand
What the hell is wrong with the Brit shit-commentators?
LIQUIDATE
ALL
"FANATICS"
>>69079948
Those line judges m8.
>Sort of not quite daily Grand Slam reminder that a qt young Hantuchova is not your gf .
>>69079969
This tbqh, what an embarrassment they are.
>>69079961
>he doesn't know the new and exciting shot that is the double-fisted backhand
Get with the times, grandad.
>>69079984
>young Hantuchova is not my gf
Why live? There's no point in going on.
>>69079984
don't remind me toothpaste
>>69079984
Thanks mr skeltal
dat slice
Yes Grigor slice his life into pieces
>losing to dimitrov in 2016
>>69080005
BOOOOOOO NO ASS
>>69080012
VR young qt hantuchova is soon a possibility.
>>69080029
It's my job.
>>69080049
>Not wanting to drag your limp penis across her peach-fuzzed abs.
>>69080005
>>69080022
Hellow where is the buttocks?
>>69080072
CONFIRMED NEGRO
>>69080075
>>Not wanting to drag your limp penis across her peach-fuzzed abs.
It's the shoulders that creep me out
LISICKI GOT THROUGH YES LADSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
FUCKING YESSS
>>69080075
>VR young qt hantuchova is soon a possibility.
We can only hope, my friend.
>tfw no dfc qt3.14 Hantuchova gf trying to tell me poorly worded jokes in broken English and blushing when the punchline doesn't translate well
>>69080075
Fine blonde body hair is best. Too many women shave it all off.
Anyone watching Sakkari? she's fine as hell.
Start of the dimi choke
>>69079984
>>69080029
literally what happened?
Hantuchova was literally GOAT waifu tier then she went into shit?
same happened to Laura Robson, albeit Laura was no-where near Hantuchova's tier.
Robson looks like a fat fucking pig now 2bh, guessing it's sterioids.
>>69080119
I haven't been following tennis as much lately but is Lisicki still everyone's waifu? Has she won anything yet?
>>69080163
>Lisicki
surely this had to be a meme
KILL ME
>>69080105
Whats wrong with them?
>>69080121
I will fund it.
>No piano playing.
>>69080123
You get it.
>>69080160
She has very quick jaw fat gains, she just needs to go full ana again.
2003 Hantu was Goat.
>>69080075
>>69080123
Found my new fetish lads
Anyone big fallen yet? Haven't seen anything yet
>>69080184
>Whats wrong with them?
Too bony
>>69080221
ana ivanovic nadal
>>69080221
Ivanovic if you still consider her big
>>69080221
Marcus Willis.
thought they'd ban phones this year..
>turn on Wimbeldon
>it's men's
>back to internet
>>69080163
no because Lisicki doesn't do much anymore on the Slam circuit.
It's only really one time a year (wimbo) where she becomes semi relevant.
even then, during the early rounds she'll play on shit courts like court 16
is simon-dimitrov a chick's wet dream like sharapova-hantuchova is a guys?
>>69080230
Bony girl is best girl
>>69080353
Very kissable shoulders, if you ask me.
>>69080312
That meme aero pro drive of hers turned me down
>>69079984
Thanks Mr Skeltal
>>69080371
Too much meat.
>>69080364
Don't forget her 40 inch spider legs.
simon getting wrecked.
apologise nonfaggots. grigor is GOAT papi
>>69079985
why are Aussies so embbarrassed? Aren't they seen as a national treasure in your country?
>>69079308
Balding is okay in small doses. Inverdale is just a prick.
>>69080403
Could kiss them for days and not yet reach the knee.
tbqh can't decide between lewa and cris tonight....
fuck i'm so homo.
>>69080422
Inverdale is unironically one of the best sports interviewers around.
>swallow it and I'll forgive you
>I was arguing with people here yesterday that Nishikori could take out Djockovic
>He is having trouble with taking out Julien "no titles" Benneteau
>>69080244
He's a big guy
>>69080473
>swallow it and I'll forgive you
>>69080414
Not at all. Their hooliganism is incredibly out of place in such a tournament as Wimbledon. They should be in Paris at the moment.
>>69080441
Ronaldo would be fucking you but looking at the mirror the whole time
>>69080456
He's not a bad interviewer, it's just his banter is forced as fuck and he's not very likable.
>>69080435
>Come to bed with me Anon.
I'm off for a powerwank now.
>>69080479
>He's a big guy
>>69080491
>implying Ronaldo is a top.
>>69080496
It's nearly midnight here, so hopefully I'll dream of her when I fall asleep.
>Yes I am shamelessly beta, but remember where you are.
Name a more devastating weapon in the history of tennis than the Grigor backhand
protip: you can't
why is it always raining there?
>>69080572
The Federer backhand you ignorant fuck
>>69080585
It's been a wet spring/summer for much of Europe.
R8 my nachos
No bully plz
There is a whiskey, grapefruit and orange deink in the background
>>69080596
too messy/10
like I told you last night baguette bro
>>69080596
is that avo in the background?
tbqh i eat way too many avos.
looks like green shit and cheese
>>69080596
solid 7
>>69080572
Federer's hair.
>>69080596
Looks good, quite comfy
Simon is gonna come back and win this in 5, that's how he operates
>>69080596
>too messy
>too many onions
>too much avo or whatever that green shit is
3/10
Why are the ballgirls at Wimbledon so cute?
>>69080596
What in God's name is wrong with you people
>>69080596
>no activated almonds
DROPPED
>>69080629
>is that avo in the background
You know it m8, best food in the world, cant eat too much of it. Prolly cheapi-ish in Straya too
Ingredients are the exact same as my baguette, only extra avocado and chips instead of a baguetee
>>69080678
lmao. surprised this isn't an english flag.
ok, shit joke, but u fucking curry, just study hard and rape some women
>>69080596
What kind of homo has that many vegetables with nachos?
>>69080703
Haha ebin my friend
>>69080678
They're better at Queen's tbqh >>69079978
Tho there are some qts >>69079909
>>69080693
>he fell for the activated almonds maymay
>>69080707
>>69080673
It's half eaten, there was some minced meat on the side to begin with
DOn't you have salsa or something with nachos usually? I didn't have salsa so mixed some vegtables which is literally the same thing
>>69080710
nah breh.
my curry friends are beasts. doctors and lawyers all round. nice ppl too, good upbringing and all. just that being a curry in india is fucked. it's either u study hard and succeed or get mad talent at cricket, or the alternative is shitty work right?
>>69080744
English grills desu
>>69080767
i like a nice fresh make salsa, there's a farmer market that sells some good stuff
my fav from last year. Hope we get some more.
Holy shit the Williams-Sakkari match has actual volleys
>>69080768
Isn't that how it is for most average people in most countries? You work hard and get really good at something and make fat stacks. Or you're talented at something and succeed in that. Or the alternative is a shitty day job.
I mean, it's probably worse in India given the poverty but it's essentially the same, isn't it?
>>69080784
Sounds, nice. I dont really think we have farmers markets in Finland. We are eastern European so we only got pizzas and hamburgers like 30 years ago. We also have the most expensive food in Europe because of two big corps having an evil oligopoly
>>69080841
i dunno, you might see if there a mexican style restaurant that sells indies packages
or I dunno, maybe not an option
DimiCHOKE
How much potential does Nishikori have into developing as a GOAT tier (or at least high tier) player? Does he have a chance at winning a Grand Slam in his career? He's ranked 5th and only 26 at the moment. It's weird how no one talks about him despite how well he plays.
>>69080948
>French in charge of not out-choking the opponent
>>69080968
His mental fortitude is brittle, to say the least
>>69080968
he's a choker, chokers never win anything
>>69080968
Something I want to know too, this is only my first time watching him
>>69080993
He is a high-tier player. He's been to one grand slam final. He's just overshadowed by the Big Four and Wawrinka.
Allez Gillou
>>69080987
>>69080989
Dunno where you've gotten this, he has won loads of tight matches against top 10 players
>>69080968
He is prolly gonna win a slam or two. He has a chance to win several when the big 4 starts to decline seriously. He has the talent to do so, the biggest road block for him on the road to greatness is that he is very injury prone. If he can stay healthy he will win slams
>>69080968
Nishikori is incredibly talented. But his greatest enemy is, well, himself.
He has an extremely bad small man mentality. If he's versing nobodies you can tell he's one of the greats.
But then he versus someone with an actual reputation and he falls apart.
Unless he swallows that shit he'll never be anything more than he is, which is a waste.
>>69081089
He never wins when it matters, even Stanimal has a grand slam
Just made a cheese, ham, gherkin and brown sauce sandwich.
2/10, couldn't finish
>>69081141
>cheese
not sure what you were thinking putting that in there
>>69081137
>Stanimal has a grand slam
Two! AO 2014 and RG 2015
>>69081006
>>69081092
Cheers lads
annoys me how girls like paki looking guys like Dimitrov 2bh.
us guys dont go for paki looking girls.
>They said u lost a step, wasn't explosive as once was, the best days was in the real view, questioned your drive, your leadership, your commitment, you don't have killer instinct, going back home is the worst mistake in your career, he got the coach fired, players traded, won't work between him and Maria, Him and Nicole won't work, love your teammates to much, there's no way he can deliver a grand slam in his hometown, etc etc etc.... But guess what THATS NONE OF MY BUSINESS. Haha #Apologize #MemeMagic
>>69081167
Oh right, that shows even more that Nishikori is definitely missing something.
mirin Simons hair lads
>>69081184
>This absolute fud still trying to imitate a tripfag
How bad must your life be to end up as pathetic as this?
another fat brit casual against roger on centre court
>this ESPN commentary about Murray
They really made him sound like a cuck.
>>69081223
that's not very fucking comfy, /sp/artan
based kei-kun
>>69081317
so much this
why do people hate on me purely because I'm a trip?
>>69081329
is this the trip who walked towards the camera?
based bob willis
>>69081329
No, it's because you're a fucking moron who can't imitate the trip correctly
>>69081342
It's some thicko pretending to be him
>>69081329
well first, not even about you, it's just a culture on the board
also, all I'm gonna say about it
>>69081353
Is this from 4chan x?
>>69081378
Yes.
>>69081378
Yarp
>>69081193
When Wawa was at Nishikori's age he had barely won three normal titles. Wawa wasknown as a choker, sort of like DImi is no. It was only after making Magnus Norman his coach that he transformed himself into a clutch guy, winning the two grand slam finals he's gotten to.
After Nishikori's excellent 2014 people expected him to become a top player immideatly, instead he has simply become a solid top tenner, but he fails when playing big guys at the big stage. I don't think it's because he is a choker but because the big 4 simply are better than him. When he plays well he can challenge them. As he did against Novak at the US open 2014 or recently in Rome. The truth is that he needs to play extremely well to challenge the top guys if they aren't playing shit. You could very well compare him to Davydenko or Agassi. He has probably one of the best offensive ground games in the world when it clicks, but his defense is meh and his serve is one of the worst in the top 30.
So I wouldn't call him a choker, simply an injury prone guy who is still a step behind Novak and Andy. The thing is that eventually Andy and Novak are gonna get old and get slightly worse and when that happens Nishikori will be right there to pick up the pieces. He will be competing for slams against guys like Thiem, Raonic, Kyrgios and eventually young guys like Zvervev and some others we might not even know about.
When this happens Nishikori is always gonna be a candidate for the slams, exculding Wimbeldon
>>69081329
>>69081372
Are you implying that this isn't the real Lisicki's lover?
How would you know....unless, you are 190cm man?!!!!
>>69081423
did it get bad yesterday?
I had an early appointment and Had to leave..
Time to check 'Simon five-setter' on your Bingo cards.
>>69081417
Woah nigga I ain't reading all that
>>69081455
He just wants to play as much tennis as he can.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaU36uLT_jE
>>69081417
>>69081092
>>69081089
>>69081006
>>69080989
>>69080987
Thanks for the informative replies.
>>69081471
>be me
>be having fun time in /wimbo/ threads
>some cunt keeps replying
>HURRR U FUKN SHITTY ASS TRIP FUK OFF CUNT VXCVSDVSDZ
m8 chill, I just want to watch the women's tennis, is that ok with you?
>>69081492
just report 'em
>>69081436
if he is, at least he's calmed down a lot. he's nowhere near as obnoxious as last year
>it's a simon makes you think you are the better player and then starts destroying you slowly episode
how's the nishi match?
reminder that if you like watching tennis you like watching simon gilles
Can someone tell me when all the matches with Qt blonde foreign girls are?
>>69081492
What?
>bouchard
hngg
>>69081505
are you saying that this
>>69081492
isn't obnoxious?
190cm I think you are replying to the wrong guy
>>69081551
She my Waifu don't post get again faggot
And when does she play again?
Simon looks so much better with that beard
Jinxed it for Gillou
>>69081571
I don't know, I just jack off to her
>>69081539
>>69081539
>>69081539
PLS REPLY
>>69081593
Same Canadabro
>>69081449
>Had
>>69081593
disgusting pig
>>69081593
>>69081611
disgusting pigs
Some nice strong rallies in the Gillou- Dmitrov match
>>69081505
cheers la'
>>69081492
take your schizophrenia pills, damn
>>69080085
>>69080123
>mfw she got a wildcard to the main draw and got knocked out, but now goes into the junior tournament on Saturday
>>69081436
Of course it isn't him. It's nothing like him. Punctuation and grammar is also a big tip off, this moron hasn't typed a capital letter in his life.
>>69081651
>strong
I meant long.
>>69081639
>India
Is a good drop shot as close as tennis gets to Curry's 30-ft chuckers?
There's so many dust in coming into my house it's unreal, I have to do a full clean every other day.
>>69081651
absolutely, both of them are extremely talented
one of them is really smart and calculating, the other one just closes his eyes and pretends to be Federer
>>69081661
not been here for a while is this the ginger walking towards the camera trip?
>Dimemetrov wins
>The city of France
Fugg, I wanted Gillou to win but Dimitrov could use the win considering the year he's had leading up to the Wimbledon.
>>69081667
So are you saying that you are the real Lisicki's lover?
dimitrov is a stupid fucking cunt
to the femanons, what makes Dimitrov attractive?
I guess it's time to stop making fun of him. Too bad, shit was comedy gold.
Fuuuuck, I jinxed Simon.
Lol at nishikoris lack of facial hair
I literally had more than that when I was 13
Who can stop him?
>>69081710
People still rank stephanie blurry?
When is Murray on?
>>69081787
>hairy fackin pakis
yeah I bet
What good mens matches are left now? Imma watch Tomic now in lack of anything better?
>>69081794
literally a lot of players
>>69081829
>watching men's matches
channel for her
>>69081826
Scotland is literally more white than every state in the USA you utter fucking mongoloid
not liking the Nonce Swan posting gimmick 2bh
>>69081829
Troicki vs. Ramos could be interesting. Plus Murray's gonna play any minute now.
>That ball girl the colour of a fucking oil spill
>>69081141
>Being so bad at cooking you dont even finish your own meal
>TV showing inspiring player of the day
>John Isner
>serve-botting his way to victory
I'm so inspired right now.
>>69081866
>Sandwich
>A meal
What kind of poverty ravished shit hole do you come from that considers a sandwich a meal?
>>69081896
I'm inspired how he never gets past the QF and still keeps playing.
>>69081863
>i don't like dark chocolate
>>69081911
I was going to write "meal" but whatever
>Lu kicked Muzza out of the 2008 Olympics
>>69081863
There are literally no white people in Austrailia, I' not kidding, the sun makes it impossible to stay white, your country is literally filled with 50 shades of brown.
So shut the fuck up "m8"
Why were the two commentators on the panel bantering lol
>>69081984
>A tan makes you non white
Is this what they teach you in Europe so you're more accepting of the mudslime cock being forced down your throat?
>tfw she will never hold your balls like this
OUR BRAVE YOUNG ENGLISH LION IS UP
Being a Murray fan is tough.
>>69081979
He won gold in 2012 anyway, and literally sang God Save the Queen.
>>69081847
>Scots can't handle the banter
Calm down lad, he's just having a go.
Do people here literally watch men's Tennis?
>>69081896
He is easily the most easily hated player on tour
>American republican from the south, prolly hates gay people
>looks bored constantly
>bounces ball gayly between his legs
>servebots and hits flat forehands and backhands
>no volleys or slices like Karlovic
>doesn´t even like tennis, would actually like to be a basketball player
I will celebrate when he retires
What kinda first game you want senpai?
Murray... is finished...
I must be an idiot, I can't find any streams for this. The Wimbledon one isn't showing actual matches as far as I can tell and the BBC shits the bed every time I try to use it. Any help?
>>69082092
>>doesn´t even like tennis, would actually like to be a basketball player
Kek, did he ever say that? That's Kyrgios-tier even though I like Kyrgios.
>>69082098
genie vs genie
EBAM
>>69082108
You have been cut off from her majesties great british empire
>>69082108
batmanstream is sp approved desu lid
What does TPE stand for
Wow, that was a fantastic rally.
>>69082013
I'm simply saying that it's very difficult to see the difference between Austrailian and "mudlslimes" (so witty)
You literally have the same skin colour
>>69081860
>troicki vs ramos
A Serbian universal pusher against a Spanish clay pusher, Troicki can play interesting match ups some times, but this match sounds boring as hell
Lu vs Murray sounds interesting on the account that Lu might be able to challenge Murray as he is very good on grass. He actually beat Roddick here in 2010 and made the quarters
>it's a slow start from Murray episode
>TSN has five channels
>only one game on and it's men's
>>69082155
He always gives me false hope, and then he wins in 5
>>69082153
Will you two shut up already
post yfw murray drops out before based evans
Jdimsa
t. Murray
Who the fuck is this loo guy. Someone fill me in
>>69082173
>>>>>> 4chan.org/s
>>69082177
OK, I just have compulsive need to mess with Austrailian neo nazis
>>69082199
I don't even know where he's from
>>69082199
Beat Murray in straight sets in the 2008 Olympics on like, the first day of the tournament.
>>69082199
>>69082212
He's from Taiwain
A true FORCE to be RECKONED with
Who /Cibulkova/ here?
>>69082199
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lu_Yen-hsun
Decent player, Taiwanese. Sort of like an Asian Mannarino, a couple tiers worse than Murray, career best ranking 33, aschieved 6 years ago
He is 32 years old
>>69079325
>listhicki
Dimitri is a pretty aggressive guy
>>69082109
Not literally but he implies it in various interviews
Also
> He Loves Wrestling: One of Isner’s favorite tweeting topics is the WWE. He’s said, “It’s something that I’ve loved since I was little, and I get a lot of grief about it, but it’s something I just love.”
Why are there no Tennis games on PS4?
Last one I played was the one on Vita, and before that played tennis in real life then got tennis elbow, and have had it since
>>69082336
Okay, so not as bad as Kyrgios. Kyrgios has literally said that he'd rather be playing basketball and is only in tennis because his parents pushed him into it.
>>69081984
>Binland being this triggered
There's a difference between a tan and the purple-black hue of that ball girl Jarppi. Please tell me more about what my country is like though kek.
>>69082348
Because tennis is a dying sport. It died with fedderer's career
>>69082378
Sour grapes sampras?
>>69082395
No, not at all
Murray playing really well right now.
>>69082378
We would just need someone who can beat Djokovic regularly and everything would be fine.
B R E A K
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This is my first time watching tennis. When do the women play? And where can I look at when and who play?
>>69082368
Schpiders, schnakes, skin cancer
That's all I need to know
>>69082439
I could do it, but I just don't feel like it.
>>69082439
So we need a Nadal for Djokovic.
>>69082364
I saw that, but that was sort of tounge in cheek
>>69082453
Spiders are cute. CUTE.
>>69082259
Pome!
>>69082449
http://www.flashscore.com/tennis/
>that 2-6 6-3 4-6 feel
>>69082480
Was it autism?
>>69082460
Yes but the mid 20 generation is full of aids and fail so no can can challenge him for 2-3 years.
>>69082439
Dimitri is your man
>>69082502
Thanks. So will they show Bouchard play later, or is it only if im lucky?
>>69082480
Disgusting
>>69082530
I can see KyriGOAT doing it if he can master mental composure over the course of five sets. But yeah, nobody particularly promising. He's probably going to beat Federer's slam count record.
>>69082541
It's very likely they will
Anyone here believe in bigfoot?
>>69082541
yeah Bouchard will play. you can find streams for the matches here: http://www.batmanstream.com/tennis-live-streaming-video-2016-11.html
>>69082565
Thank god she is qt
>>69082480
ah the Giles Simon of the spider world.
>tfw alexander "sascha" zverev will become the goat in your lifetime
feels pretty good to be on that train already lads
Holy shit, Lu is in god-mode right now/
>>69082572
thank you
>>69082604
>losing 5-3
>"god-mode"
>>69082439
Nishikori will be the man for that job. Just you wait and see.
>>69082336
Saying he likes WWE for some meaningless press junket, especially since he was a kid, doesn't mean he wants to be a wrestler. He doesn't have the frame. You do realize it's scripted man-drama, right? It's not an actual sport.
>>69082592
>lanklets who can't move and defend will win slams
lmao
>ANDEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>69082569
I made Your Mom believe in that big foot last night, 2bh
>Troicki completely losing it
Topkek
>that guy doing the "allez" chant at Wimbledon
>2 people responded
Kek
>>69082624
Gah. He had a couple of brilliant rallies. Definitely making Murray work for it.
>>69082632
I'm saying it makes him more of an asshole than he already is
Slazenger make the best tennis balls tbqh.
>>69082638
he's gonna bulk up and become an absolute monster m8
Mugu is choking guys
Lol the girls suck compared to the men
That was sexy.
>>69082716
sexist desu senpai
>>69082696
the only thing mugu is choking on is my dick
>>69082742
Fuck off pajeet
>le cant hit winners man
>le keep returning it until the opponent gets bored and smashes it out man
Holy shit, that winner by Murray! GOAT!
>>69082743
Lewd
>>69082686
>he's gonna do that thing no one in his position ever done in the history of tennis
Sure, Jan. Where do I bet my house on it?
>Frauduruza
Murray is an objectively better player than Djokovic tbqh.
>>69082797
>12 Slams
>2 Slams
>>69082592
>zverev
You mean Thiem m8
>>69082638
He actually moves very well for his height lad
>>69082797
>objectively
>tfw got to go out to a football game soon
>>69082797
It's coming home la
>>69082778
it will happen overtime
he's gonna be unstoppable
>>69082830
Murray turned pro on his birthday!
>>69082806
You have to look at the details of their respective talents. Not the bigger picture.
Is mugu the new halep?
>>69082815
It doesn't matter. He has too move well enough for beating everyone and get to #1. Which he will never.
>>69082830
Djokovic might have ten more slams, but Murray will always have those extra 3 centimetres
Is Murray now better than prime Nadal?
Give Mugu your energy
\o/ \o/ \o/
>>69079266
in fairness if i was 2 points from beating serena the GOAT and lost the match i'd probably retire
I have no idea how Andy Murray ever wins a point. I don't really pay attention to his snorefest games but every time I look over to the TV he's hitting constant backhand slices, one of which inevitably trundles into the net
>>69082885
No. Prime Nadal was a beast. Chasing down everything and hitting winners from 15 feet behind the baseline
>>69082885
No way. Your patriotism is blinding you.
>>69082851
As did Djokovic
he mad
>>69082885
i'd say about on par for everything except clay
>>69082925
Oh, that's right.
>>69082842
A 6 ft 1 player can match Zverev's power and serve, but Zverev will never move as well as someone 5 inches shorter. Huge handicap.
anyone else bothered by djokovic obviously tanking sets to get people to like him? We could be seeing an obscenely dominant stretch of play
>>69082927
What a hot head. What was his problem?
>>69082927
why is he so mad what happened?
This Lu lad has a lot of stamina. This is his second match today.
>>69082927
yea he definitely mad.
>>69082943
Im bothererd by Bouchard not playing right now
So SVK is Slovakia but what is ESP
>>69082943
definitely noticed that to an extent in his first round match. but i don't think it's to get people to like him
>>69082953
Kek arr rook same
>>69082949
>>69082952
Troicki was convinced Ramos's serve was out, he disagreed.
>>69082927
You can see from space how mad he is
>>69082885
Lmao mate
>>69082976
España (Spain)
>>69082927
>douchebag shades
he deserved it
>>69082976
>American education
Remove that ruffian.
Women's tennis is a joke
guys r8 my new meme on Lu
>TLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>69082976
wew
>>69083011
>>69083019
SPA would have made more sense.
How do I apply to be a Wimbledon ball boy? If I apply now can I still participate in the later stages of this tournament or would it be for next year?
>>69083053
You have to know someone, or you can buy a pair of kneepads...
>>69082976
ESP stands for Electronic Stability Program
>>69083053
Kidnap one of the ball boys and steal his uniform m8
>>69083053
definitely not this tournament. it's pretty fucking difficult to become a ballboy at a slam. have to go through a hell of a lot of training and tests i think.
someone i know was a ball girl at Queens though and they said it wasn't that hard
>>69083033
>american education
>Muguruza is the future of tennis
>>69083096
stop the bully
>>69083018
Poo in TLUUUUUUUUUUUU
Mugi btfo
>>69083096
And how many more American Universities produce research than in Great "Britain". Really makes you think.
>>69083095
Is there an age limit? Would I have to tell them my age if I apply?
>>69083136
You probably have to be at least 18. You are at least 18, right...
Fucking mugu
>>69083155
Yeah. But maybe I'm too old to do it? You don't see many old ball boys.
>>69083053
You have to be a student at a school in the area. They only select from a few schools
>>69083186
I'm quite sure there is an age and height limit, you don't see 2m tall ballboys either
>>69083186
You do at the PooEss open
>>69083136
i've definitely seen ball boys / girls under 18 and desu i don't think many are in their 20s so if you're older than like 21/22 its unlikely
>>69083155
>you probably have to be at least 18
>to be a ballboy
what is the thought process behind such a statement?
i wish i could look inside the mind of an american.
Anyone notice how much harder Murray has been striking the ball recently? He didn't use to be able to generate as much pace earlier in his career.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrmlqcVOJg8
KEK
>>69083211
You mean high school for universities?
>>69083218
None of them look in their 30s.
>>69083238
I think everyone is
Courts are getting slower and it feels like the right thing to do in terms of stats
>>69083133
this looks like a facebook comment :D
cocaine man shitting the bed again
Wtf are they singing in this espn Wimbledon commercial? It sounds like
>WE ARE THE FAITH
>>69083269
You call it secondary schools. Under 17s for sure. They also have to be members of their school's tennis club
tldr the ball kids are probably posh people
>>69083222
I'm 31.
>>69083242
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>69083310
it's wimbledon bro they don't let you within 1 mile of wimbledon if you or your family aren't earning 6 figures
>>69083242
holy fucking shit
absolute madmun
>>69083317
You've probably missed your chance. I've seen older ballboys at USO but all the Wimbledon ballboys look like teenagers.
>>69083242
hahaha fucking gold
>>69083242
Did you understand what he called the ump at the end?
lel troicki is a fucking sperg
>>69082852
The only shot Murray has better than Djokovic is the smash, that's it.
>>69083410
>the worst umpire in the world!
>you're horrible
>>69083053
nigga they train for about 3 months at least before the tournament even starts.
>>69083414
His lobs are better as well
>yen hsun "muhhh maggie" lu
>>69083242
>serbs
>>69083136
The ballgirls at Queen's are between 14-16. Similar age at Wimbledon I imagine, between 14-18 probably.
>>69083434
i.e. fairly irrelevant shots for this level.
>>69083434
The best lobber.
>>69083365
he yelled "mrš" a few times, which means fuck off, and also he called him "debilu jedan" - you idiot
>>69083414
Murray covers the court better.
in fairness to troicki it did look out... and it was to give match point in the 5th. if it was out it's a pretty fair reaction if you ask me.
>>69083470
Nice. That will cost him at least 10k.
>>69083425
>Prospective BBGs are first nominated by their school headteacher, to be considered for selection. To be selected, a candidate must pass written tests on the rules of tennis, and pass fitness, mobility and other suitability tests, against initial preliminary instruction material. Successful candidates then commence a training phase, starting in February, in which the final BBGs are chosen through continual assessment. As of 2008, this training intake was 600. The training includes weekly sessions of physical, procedural and theoretical instruction, to ensure that the BBGs are fast, alert, self-confident and adaptable to situations. As of 2011, early training occurs at the Wimbledon All England Lawn Tennis Club Covered Courts, to the side of the Grounds, and then moves to outside courts (8,9,10) the week before the Championships for a feel of the grass court.
They get £120-£180
Lu getting bullied right now.
>>69083525
he is quite the madman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U5---JPLWU
this whole video, especially 2:40
Holy shit this Gavrilova bitch is falling apart.
You guys stop watching Murray bully that asian.
NEW NEW NEW
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