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WAS:Schefter: Cousins deal 'too difficult to do'
CIN:Bengals could use more two-back formations
CLE:Hue Jackson 'all in' on Robert Griffin III
IND:Colts make QB Luck highest-paid player ever
FA:Manziel says he's going sober starting July 1
SEA:Seahawks lock Doug Baldwin up through 2020
ARZ:Report: Cards want Mathieu deal before camp
MIN:Cordarrelle Patterson: I need to work harder
FA:Ex-Colt Tipton killed in accidental shooting
DAL:Ezekiel Elliott could crack 300 carries?
TEN:Mariota will hand it off '40 times' to win
BUF:Legendary coach Buddy Ryan dies at 85
The Houston Texans
2nd for luck
>paying luck $23m/yr just to get btfo by the pats every year
1th for repeat
>>69082184
I can't wait to watch him lose another superbowl
>>69082181
If dalton is worth a big contract, Luck definitely is
>going sober on the 1st
>not the 5th
Terrorist or liar?
>>69082271
Liar. He'll be dead by OD on the third lol.
Ti- COWBOYS DYNASTYs OFFICIAL QB RANKINGS SPONSORED BY X hamster (Updated 6/30)
Elite
1. Rodgers
2. Brady
3. Brees
4. Romo
Quality Franchise QB
5. Roethlisberger
6. Wilson
7. Rivers
8. M. Ryan
9. Newton
10. Dalton
11. Luck
?. Dak Prescott
Mid Tier
12. Stafford
13. Manning
14. A. Smith
15. Palmer
16. Joe Flacco
17. Kirk Cosuins
18. Tannehill
19. T. Taylor
Low Tier
20. Cutler
21. Carr
22. Mariota
23. Bortles
24. Osweiler
25. Winston
26. Bridgewater
Meme Tier
27. Bradford
28. Sanchez
29. Gabbert
30. Geno Smith
31. RG3
?. Jared Goff
?. Carson Wentz
>>69082224
Dalton got a solid contract something like 16mil per year iirc
23+ would be unmanageable if the Colts actually had some decent talent worth extending
i-its our year r-right?
>>69082401
sure it is
you should bet the house on it
>>69082401
your year was 1991
>>69082181
Not an argument
>>69082471
>>69082450
spare some playoffs guys? spare wildcard spot anybody?
playoff-less since '99 will dance for playoff spot
>>69082365
>1. Rodgers
>4. Romo
>8. M. Ryan
>>69082500
I'll give you a playoff spot if you get memed on in it.
>>69082555
hahaha
>Raiders
>Super bowl 50
nice trips tho
>>69082555
10/10 body
2/10 fess
>>69082518
All objectively and unbiasedly correct
I'm sure the players would have a hard time keeping eye contact with her
>>69082625
>>69082601
>>69082577
>>69082555
>>69082523
Hope your butterfaced shitskin will get deported once Trump is elected.
>>69082713
I'll just come back after the Raiders-Texans game, faggot
>>69082713
>implying we won't marry and have 15 white mocha children
Can't get deported if youre married :^)
>>69082757
I don't get it
>>69082759
Yeah you can unless you entered on K1 visa.
>>69082597
>Matt Ryan above Joe Flaccid
That's fucking wrong though SENPAI, Roddy White and Julio Jones are both gonna waste away in the south because of him Choking
>>69082809
Roddy White would never be relevant without Matt. I agree about Julio though.
>>69082809
>Roddy White
>going to waste away
>implying he hasn't been wasted away for the last 3 fucking years
You just playing outdated Madden games or what?
>>69082798
they're playing in mexico this year
>>69082798
The game is being played in Mexico
>>69082803
I am a citizen sir , plus this is commiefornia I'm sure there are a few million beaner barrios for hiding out in the asylum towns
>>69082365
A. Smith should easily be at least either infront or behind Andy Dalton.
This thread is giving me
Keks
Boners
And confusion in that order
>>69082856
Maybe now a because falcons have shit chance of going anywhere... Falcon's as a whole havent been Much for 3 years
>>69082836
I always thought him an above average receiver (white)
Who would Donald trump support?
Hard mode: can't name either New York City team
>>69082960
matt ryan has been carried by roddy white/michael turner, tony gonzalez, and julio jones successively throughout his career
>>69082986
patriots right?
>>69082999
Nice digits. Matt Ryan has been carried mostly by refs, as a Bucs fan I know how rigged Atlanta games can get.
>>69083054
>>69083224
>Windows phone
>>69083316
I dont get it
>>69083389
Please upgrade your monitor
>>69083316
>All you had to do was keep up with the league, Johnny!
Also Ricky Williams in NFL Street
>>69083531
How did you Carrmageddon's nudes?
>>69083634
>Carrmageddon
Who?
>>69083671
carmageddon
>The Eagles haven’t lost a game to the Giants since the 2013 season, posting a 5-1 record against them over the last three years.
Gents couldn't beat chip's meme teams
>>69083671
One of the seven deadly sins of /nfl/
>>69083935
The only female trip I've ever known was CGLL. Does this Carrmageddon frequent here?
how soon till he dies /NFL/?
Which jersey should I get /nfl/?
Ben Heeney
Mario Edwards Jr.
Marquette King
I'm torn
Also Sheldon Richardson was suspended lel just 1 game though
Has any player crashed-and-burned as quickly as Manziel?
>>69083993
Aeria Gloris is also a grill
>>69083993
>The only female trip I've ever known was CGLL.
so, what, you only were here for the first part of that dumb saga? they were exposed as a fake after they shitposted so badly that half of the other boards came here to intervene. I feel stupid just remembering it.
>>69084035
wait, who? I thought that was just one of bb's other names
who the fuck is going to be in the top 10 now that aaron donald
von miller
khalil mack
russel wilson
aj green and
josh norman
are 11-20
?
tom brady
jjwatt
aaron rodgers? (doesn't deserve desu)
>CLE:Hue Jackson 'all in' on Robert Griffin III
comeback player of the year desu
I'M NOT A FUCKIN WOMAN
>>69084165
no, you're a fucked woman. fucking women get on top, you're too lazy.
>>69084203
You would know about being on bottom, faggot
>>69082493
>Not an argument
>Doesnt say why
Are all clots fans retarded?
>>69084283
says the one who can't find any pleasure in anything anymore except the stick up your ass
nvm
>>69084360
I found pleasure when I put my stick up your mom's ass last night
>>69084094
Antonio Bryant
Odell Beckham Jr.
Luke Kuechly
JJ Watt
Julio Jones
Aaron Rodgers
Tom Brady
Cam Newton (Outside of Watt's super year, the MVP usually is #1)
Joe Thomas
Adrian Peterson.
>>69084481
you don't have that kind of stick retard, you're a fucked woman remember?
>>69082224
I hate this logic, just because another team pays big money for a QB doesnt mean your team should have to.
>>69084640
dude thats supply and demand
>>69084627
Ur mum was a fucked woman last night m8
>>69084640
this guy m8>>69084687
Why would fitzpatrick take 12 million to play with the jets when people like bradford are making 18 million with a worse resume
money is important
>>69084640
That's market basics though. If the market is paying a certain amount for a product or service, you should compensated similarly if you have the same (or more) to offer.
>>69084640
>>69084767
this, if another team pays a lot of money for a QB your QB is going to want a lot more money because the market changes, that's how economics works
t. team that paid too much for Sam Bradford
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/johnny-suspended-manziel-punished-by-nfl-for-substance-abuse-violation-172749360.html
>>69084990
How do you punish someone who will never play again lol?
Romo is a top 6 quarterback
You cannot refute this.
Just watched super bowl 35 for the first time
Are these guys elite?
>>69084513
Joe Thomas was already on the list
>>69084990
Well that didn't last too long
>>69085096
dude don't post that gross shit
>>69085097
one guy is
I'll let you decide which one it is
>15. Von Miller
>>69085170
NFL Top 100 is shit m8.
>56. Blake Bortles
>100. Derek Carr
That alone isn't justifiable.
>>69085170
yeah that was pretty shocking
>>69085170
>Fart Memer
Wow, that felt great. Is this what you guys feel like all day? Shitposting seems really cathartic
>>69085271
That's only the beginning.
Just don't overdo it or you'll end up overdosing like Old Bay or Tiki.
>>69085271
i'd say shitposting is a top 5 rush i've experienced, right up there with dabs and shrooms
>>69085304
dem sum top shelf tootsies
>>69085322
Shitposting should be a sport p
>>69085304
>anon
I'm not even going to bother opening the thumbnail, into the adblock image filter you go
>>69085304
Google it yourself you lazy shit.
>>69085393
):
>>69085362
I've seen better, solid 7/10's.
>>69085369
shitposting is a state of mind
>>69085170
>Norman at 11
>Von Miller at 15
At least Based Brady is gonna be ahead of everyone other than Cam QB-wise
>>69082386
It'll be interesting to see what the team is capable of now that they're actually investing in an offensive line and got rid of that dumbass Pep as OC.
Pep's playcalling was about the same as me playing NFL Blitz as a 10 year old.
run da bomb or criss cross every play and wonder why i have 2-3 int per game
>>69085294
did old bay die irl? please say yes
>>69085588
There's literally nothing wrong with being a gambler in your playcalling. Fuck it, I'm going deep is a valid strategy for playing football.
>>69085430
after duckduckgoing my question..
Jordy was 18th.
>>69085621
you're never going to actually ever know when a trip dies, it's not like old bay's mom is going to log onto his computer to let his little internet friends know that he passed away
>>69085665
true, but we have known a few cases where a tripfag/namefag went to prison due to public records.
>you now remember thad
>>69083996
death prediction site when? The amy winehouse one didn't last very long.
>>69085621
http://m.wbaltv.com/news/police-investigate-fatal-shooting-of-18yearold/40274950
Rip.
>>69085735
unfortunately yes
>>69084021
>King
this is the most logical choice. He'll get the most action and it'll be the only jersey that could last you 10+ years.
>>69085735
No one can forget Mad Thad or LeXplorer.
>>69085792
He was an idiot to carry CP on his person lol.
>>69085665
I'm not little, m8
>>69085170
>15. Von Miller
>Triggering
>PC Principle is literally a faggie
not surprising in the least. They're the only ones i know who went ballistic.
>>69085792
>liberby
>>69085621
No, but he's dead inside. Nothing but a soulless shitposter incapable of expressing any human emotions.
aka your typical Trump supporter
>>69085860
nor does old bay actually have "friends" on here
>>69085868
>resamays
this is the face of cheese pizza
>>69085792
I remember those, do you have the other pages? some shit about how they asked him about things he was posting and he was saying it was all jokes or lies and then when they asked him something more directly he actually said "I plead the fifth". it was hilarious.
also, was it him or LeXplorer that got sent right back in by violating probation almost right after being let go, by using a public computer to get on 4chan?
>>69085881
>aka your typical Trump supporter
sorry bud, but I'm voting #MakeAmericaGreatAgain too
Madden headlines
PHI:Eagles resign Cox to 6 year $97 million deal
WAS:Josh Norman franchise tagged for 1 year 16 million dollar deal
NE:Tom Brady retires after 19 years in the league
BAL:Terrell Suggs has been tagged for 1 year $12 million
FA:Jimmy Garapolo signs with Eagles
FA:Drew Brees signs with Cowboys
FA:Marc Rashard signs with Raiders
FA:Ndamukong Suh has been released
OAK:Carr has be resigned for $57 million dollar deal
SD:Phillip Rivers has retired
PHI:Eagles sign FA QB Ross Hart
DAL:Dez Bryant will no longer sign with the team
OKC:Russell Wilson has been tagged for 1 year $14 million
HOU:J.J. Watt and Texans reach 6 year, $89 million dollar deal
IND:Andrew Luck has been released (kek)
>>69085940
not like you really have a choice
>>69085735
>>69085792
>>69085800
Irrelevant needs to be caught next. Pristine too if that faggot is still around.
>>69085170
>elite tier pass rusher
>shit tier run stopper
>shit tier pass coverage
#15 sounds about right tbqh
Could Jimmy Garapolo be traded after this season if he plays well?
>>69085914
http://imgur.com/a/xr2IH
>posting any of this on facebook
>>69085940
Well you're a Terminal 7 stage autismo, so that's about right too.
>>69085982
if he was actually only good at being a pass rusher and shit then 15 would be way too high
>>69085980
Irrelevant posts in /hoc/. He literally gets BTFO there on a regular basis.
>>69085974
>SD:Phillip Rivers has retired
:(
>>69085792
>\things\don't click\cp
>\things\don't click\cp\cp
every fucking time lmfao
>>69085974
>PHI:Eagles sign FA QB Ross Hart
SB here we come
>>69085170
>12. Carson Palmer
>>69086014
it's not like I buy everything he says, but democrat ideology is going to ruin us if they aren't stopped and hillary is the worst of them. voting for her is the one surefire way to break everything. trump at least has his priorities right, even if he doesn't seem to be aware of the little details of how to make them happen.
>terminal 7 stage autismo
if anything that means I'm a better gauge than most. most super normies don't care or know jack shit about anything going on.
>>69085998
um no lel
Why the fuck did they give Luck that contract
>>69086261
It's more like Ace from Justice League
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWHHsdE_oQg
>>69085881
>Nothing but a soulless sadposter incapable of expressing any cheerful human emotions.
aka your typical bernie supporter
>>69086419
because having a competent QB is so overvalued that JAGs like Tanneyhill and Flacco get huge contracts. So when you have an above average QB like Luck, you better pray to god it's not a contract year.
>>69086423
here ya go m8
>>69085881
Why would you bring politics into this?
Everybody who knows anything about Hilary knows shes a lying cunt. Trump may be slimy, but he doesnt get people killed or try to gain sympathy off of things that never happened.
>inb4 b-but im voting Bernie!
>>69086560
>Signs are the means of production
>American education
W E W
E
W
>when Richardson gets a one game suspension
he only was found guilty of speeding baby the black man finally catches a break
>>69086624
>doesn't get the joke
cmon red ireland.
besides, in this case it was about wealth disparity rather than the means of production. democrats in general want to tax the wealthy much harder compared to everyone else than they already do, to make them pay "their fair share" and give that money to everyone else. hence, the sign gag.
>>69086581
It's called shitposting, sweetheart.
>>69086694
Epic
>>69086624
Kill yourself Gramsci.
>>69086694
Dumb fur poster
>>69086560
heh
>>69086694
>complain about shitposting
>claim that post was a shitpost
https://youtu.be/-dY77j6uBHI
Pure pottery
>>69086951
Saving this. I hope you don't mind.
>>69086939
I wasn't complaining about shitposting.
I was complaining about how some people do nothing but shitpost.
Contrary to what you may believe, there is a difference.
Also I hate politics and most likely won't be voting this coming election anyway.
>>69082365
You know I used to actually kinda like the Cowboys until this faggot Tiki came along and started shitting up /nfl/ and /mlb/, now I hope they never win another playoff game and have their souls devoured by demons from beyond this worldly veil
>Cowboys' LB Rolando McClain will be suspended the first 10 games for violating the NFL’s substance abuse policy, per @toddarcher and me.
>Cowboys' LB Rolando McClain will be suspended the first 10 games for violating the NFL’s substance abuse policy, per @toddarcher and me.
>Cowboys' LB Rolando McClain will be suspended the first 10 games for violating the NFL’s substance abuse policy, per @toddarcher and me.
>>69087245
You know I used to actually kinda like the Ravens until this faggot Old Bay came along and started shitting up /nfl/ and /sp/, now I hope they never win another playoff game and have their souls devoured by demons from beyond this worldly veil
>>69082471
The Eagles never had a year
>>69087245
You know I felt the same way about the Ravens and then you happened.
>>69087301
Oh that's a shame
>>69087395
>used to kinda like the Ravens
You traitorous fuck, get out.
>>69087335
You know I used to actually kinda like the Packerss until this faggot Sneak came along and started shitting up /nfl/ and /sp/, now I- wait no, I never liked the Packers. Nevermind.
>>69082986
Ravens. Trump is a huge Joe Flacco fan
I used to kinda like /sp/ until you guys came along
>>69087502
Not a Bengals fan you tard.
>>69087245
>the irony
>>69083935
Fuck off with that stupid meme you gaylord, no one cares about it no matter how much you try to force your fagit anime memes
>>69084165
Methinks the lady doth protest too much
>mfw carrmageddon is the one behind the "carrmageddon is a grill" meme since his a bb tier attention whore
>>69087796
Ok, just recognised your tripcode, you can still leave though for expecting every anon to remember all of your faggot trips.
Also stay the fuck out of vegas raidnigger
>>69088146
Lolno, I don't spread rumors about myself, and if I did, I'd pick a good one like
>Carrmageddon signed by the Raiders
Etc
>Carrmageddon signed by the Eagles
>>69088351
But my father helps with slot machine sales there.
>>69088458
ew no
>>69088458
That's not funny you faggot
>>69085294
>>69085881
You're worse than me you tree hugging fagtron
>>69086560
Why did Bernie spend 90% ofof his campaign saying Hillary was bad for America and then when he got 200 million In Donations he dropped out of the race then endorsed Hillary. This country needs Trump to be the president and the Cowboys be Superbowl Champs again
MAKE AMERICA(s Team) GREAT AGAIN
>>69088520
wait, what? slot machine finally started selling her body?
>>69087524
You know I used to actually kinda like the 49ers until this faggot Scarletism came along and started autisming up /nfl/ and /sp/, now I- wait no, I never liked the 49ers. Never mind.
>>69088602
>Florida
>49ers
>>69088598
No my father buys slot machines for my tribe's casino.
>>69086694
nice tumblr tier gif
>>69087301
>It's real
LMFAO
COME OVER HERE TIKI
>Jerry starts jaylon Smith early and he gets a career ending knee snap and is regarded as the biggest bust of 2016
>Old Bay signed by the Bills
>>69088602
>>69087335
you must be 18 or older to post here
>>69088528
>>69088541
Just kiss on a stream so we can watch already
The NFCE is the most winningest division in football today.
>Tom Brady still suspended 4 games for being a cheating fuck
>>69088855
calm down I caller him getting suspended 8 games months ago I could literally not care any less
>>69088942
Kys
>>69088968
You're a bengal fan, your opinion doesn't carry any weight
>>69088602
damn right you don't, not after we got our revenge over you with The Catch II. also, fuck desmond howard.
>>69089056
I'm a raidnigger lol. So my opinion carries even less weight.
>Demarcus Lawrence suspended 4 games
>Randy Gregory suspended 4 games
>Rolando McClain suspended 10 games
>Jaylon Smith won't play this season
>Maliek Collins broke his foot
>Inevitable Sean Lee injury
>Don't even get me started about Tony Romo
Is it another losing season?
>>69089198
5-11.
>>69089029
Say kill yourself like a man then go actually kill yourself
Super Bowl LI:
Lions vs Browns
which Cinderella story ends?
>>69089304
We've already seen the ending 3 (THREE) times
>>69089029
kiss yuri softly?
>there are people that dont like the Chiefs turtlenecks
Cardinals wanted to pick Ameer Abdullah but the Lions picked him literally the pick before them. This led to them trading down and getting David Johnson. Both put up strikingly similar numbers as rookies, so for now it doesn't seen like they lost much. Neat the way things shape up in the draft.
>Tiki-Bar_Queer the new Dallas Cowboys Mascot signed by Jerry Jones
>>69088910
Rex the absolute madman
>>69089013
>rags
>>69089270
lol, sure. I guess derailing threads with pics of traps and 16 year old's feet are though rich discussion. top zozzle
>>69089403
Browns beat us like twice though too right? Like half the championships in the 50s were Lions vs Browns.
>>69089424
>there are people here
>>69089500
>Zozzle
Underage b& detected
>>69089510
1 time.. Browns went 7/10 times though
>>69089521
>there are people
>>69089723
>there
>>69089403
>implying pre Super Bowl era counts
>>69089756
Well, shit.
>mfw another round of suspensions.
>>69090130
It counts more than a Lombardi does. Fight me nerd.
>>69090130
>feel when Lions may have had a super bowl if they didnt trade away the best Quarterback in the league literally the year after winning the NFL championship
>>69090130
Of course it does.
>>69090501
William Clay Ford is roasting in he'll right now lol.
Cowboys are primed for a great season by their standards. They're getting BTFO weekly and it's not even preseason
>>69089805
we already knew this
>>69090684
I was talking about a female police officer you retarted retart, seriously how dumb can you be?
>>69090776
>female
>him
>>69090776
?
>>69090776
>Police capitalized
>him
>female
lol
Pre passing era super bowls don't count
so anything before the 2007 nfl regular season doesn't count
>>69090827
>>69090859
Check your fucking privilege shitlords
>>69090776
nice try old gay
police is capitalized
>>69082124
>DAL:Ezekiel Elliott could crack 300 carries?
If he's their feature back he better have least that many carries, then an additional 2-5 touches per game.
>>69090859
Where did you get this picture of Kippers at a Halloween party?
>>69090994
they're gonna ruin him like they did Murray
>saying you like the cowboys before tiki came along
Sounds like you've been cucked m8
HEY YOU STUPID FAGGOTS I NEED YOUR ADVICE
I'm in a keeper league. I can keep 7 players as long as one is a rookie, otherwise 6 players.
What do I do?
>THE SHITTY OF DALLAS
HOLY FUCKING SHIT AHAAHAHAHA, THEIR DEFENSE WILL BE HORRENDOUS.
>>69091382
will their O-line even be able to protect Romo? His bones are pretty much glass at this point
>>69091061
it me
>>69091289
keep watkins, julio, baldwin, DT, melvin gordon, duke johnson, and brady
>>69091289
Is this a joke? Isn't Richard Rodgers about to get hanged for trying to shoot up a strip club?
>>69091457
>supposed "elite" OL
>QBs and RBs constantly getting BTFO
>>69091474
Just because he's got 7 max doesn't mean he should keep all 7. Dropping some keepers gives him extra draft picks.
Will the Cowboys be Cowpatties this season?
>>69091550
In that case, Watkins, Jones and Johnson are the only ones he should keep
>>69091550
drop melvin gordon then, and maybe DT depending on how you feel about the broncos QB situation
>>69083993
>not mentioning Lake
>>69084025
Leaf, Marinovich, and a few others who were train wrecks going into the pros
>>69082218
go to bed matt, you're drunk
>>69091700
Marinovich had talent lol.
Is Dallas the most literal who city in America?
I mean think about it, Houston has the space center, Chicago has a famous skyline, Miami has beaches and great architecture, New Orleans has the French quarter and great food, even goddamn Cleveland has the Rock'roll Hall of Fame.
Dallas has nothing. It's an endless, soulless suburban sprawl and their biggest event is the Texas State Fair where hundreds of thousands of fat inbred rednecks gather to literally prep the bull.
>>69091474
But is Brady kill?
>>69091289
have you already scouted your opponents well enough to have an idea who they will keep/drop? knowing the draft pool is key to getting the upper hand here, so you know how many picks it's worth to have.
>>69091780
>Texas State Fair
mmmm funnel cake and corn dogs
>>69091493
What?
>>69091774
>Marinovich had talent
>>69091774
but was also a coke fiend because Daddy pushed him way too hard to become the Ãœbermensch of quarterbacks when he was young and impressionable
>>69091774
so did manziel
>>69091781
i'd take 12 games of brady over most other QBs in the league, and there's a definite chance that the suspension will get overturned
you've got a fantastic WR corps, so keeping 3 out of 4 of those guys should be key, but your RB corps isn't much so only duke johnson should be considered
>>69091978
no u wouldnt
fucking pussies
Which QB has the fastest throwing motion?
>>69091921
Not to mention fried butter, beer, ice, and coke.
>>69092034
Brady's got the fastest release time in the league, he's sure to be up there
>>69091933
Nevermind, I was confusing Richard Rodgers with Richard Gordon
>>69092034
teboq
>>69092035
>ice
who wants that stuff taking up room in the cup
you need to get the maximum amount of cola
>>69092009
>there's a definite chance that the suspension will get overturned
no there's not. were talking reality here not delusional patsfag logic.
>>69091780
I can't speak for the whole country, but if you talked to a bunch of californians I'm pretty sure only 1 in like 30 would bring up Houston before Dallas when asked to list some relevant American cities, and even then they'd admit that it's not because Houston is more important but because they just listed them first when trying to remember stuff.
as far as most people here are concerned, the primary city in Texas is Dallas, and it would take decades of absolute Houston domination for that to change. having a port city and the space center doesn't seem to matter much in that regard, drops in a bucket.
to answer your question though, no. among metropolitan areas of at least 2 million, the most literally who one is where I live, the Riverside-San Bernardino-Ontario, CA area. every other one most people would at least recognize in name even if they couldn't tell you much about it, but outside of california (hell some people in california) wouldn't even recognize those names even if you told them, despite being the 13th largest in the nation.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Metropolitan_Statistical_Areas
well actually, they might recognize san bernardino from that isis hospital bombing recently, come to think of it. I dunno how long that will stick around in people's memories though when all is said and done.
>>69092135
No someone fried ice once. It was the dumbest fucking thing ever.
>>69092106
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w9R7vd78q1A
>>69092035
>fried butter,
would try
>>69091978
Lee Harvey Oswald was from New Orleans, and JFK was killed in Ft. Worth, Dallas is the most cucked city in the world
>>69092060
Brady only has the fastest release time because he can't throw past 5 yards. It's easy to throw screens and meme passes all day
>>69092215
It's alright. I like deep-fried hamburgers and country fried bacon. Also fried ice cream.
>>69092034
romo, rivers, brady, stafford, rodgers
take your pick, they're all very quick
>>69092166
yes, there is
he's got a very good legal defense, and the players association is behind him
idk why you hate the pats so much but it's certainly not out of the question
>>69092187
>No jump pass
Cherrypicking
>>69092296
> Using a once in a blue moon meme pass to say tebow has good release.
>>69091978
>Texas
>voting for a beaner evangelical who eats his own snot just because he's from Texas
JUST
>>69092275
>he's got a very good legal defense
the courts have already threw his """"defense""""" into the garbage.
and if you think the supreme court will hear this case you're even more delusional than i thought.
>and the players association is behind him
so?
>>69092340
it's quick.
He's gat da quickest
>>69092035
>fried beer
>fried ice
>fried soda
>these things all exist
can we please just let Texas go now? just drill deep around the border until it just
>>69092166
if there's any justice in the world, Roger's "power play"/shit-fit throwing will be overturned and he will be removed from office
>but not until the photo of him and Brady hoisting the Lombardi from SB51 gets plastered all over the world media
>>69091780
>>69092184
MUH JERRY JONES
MUH COWBOYS
>>69092497
I like these fried things.
>>69084354
>the joke
>your head
The guy in the pic for the guy I replied to is known for saying "not an argument"
Jesus Christ summerfags need to piss off, it's not an old meme in the slightest
>>69092497
>fried ice
what? is this a real thing?
>>69092497
*drill deep around the Texas border until it just floats away into the sea
>me in charge of finishing my thoughts
>>69092497
>clam chowder
>meme adams beer
>gen 3 synths
>these things all exist
can we please just let Assachusetts go now? just drill deep around the border until it just
>>69091700
>not mentioning Lake
Wait, Lake is a grill?
>>69092637
when global warming finally kicks in, most of texas will be underwater anyway
good riddance
>>69092594
according to >>69092035, it is
>>69092707
unless I'm mistaken, I've always seen Lake referred to as one
>>69092594
So is fried water. There's a video on Youtube about it.
>>69092707
Sure is summer in here
>>69092707
No idea.
All I can tell you about Lake is he/she/xe still hasn't put a football up their ass as promised.
>Johnny Manziel gets 4-game suspension for drug probrems
>Josh Gordon suspended the entire season for smokin a lil weed
the NFL is raciss!!1
>>69092858
>>>/b/692343459
fuck, i missed the meme time to smoke
>>69093070
i haven't actually seen lake in a while
lol, tiki on suicide watch
>>69091978
>dallas
L M A O
>>69093168
I've been looking around for her, but I think she has decided to hide after the FUTA thing.
>>69093070
She's waiting for Dynasty to hunt her down and shove it up her ass just like the big strong man she desires.
>>69093070
it couldn't handle the banter so it disappeared, or at least went anon
>>69091978
KEK
>KEK
CUCk
>KEK
>>69092231
>JFK was killed in Ft. Worth
'n' 'o'
>>69093168
Lake killed herself when she realized she got BTFO by me yet again. I put the kibosh on Vic Beasley and that was the final straw when he was confirmed a bust after only one year in the NFL
who ever wins the Superbowl every year because Trump is a winnar
>>69092858
>>69093070
>>69092830
I don't browse /nfl/ too often but I was under the impression it was a guy pretending to be a girl, like the guy who tricked Manti Te'o. And I haven't seen a timestamp so I'm sticking by it.
>"us 12s" was first memed over two years ago
Where does the time go?
>>69083520
Dat Ricky Williams
>>69091978
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>69093454
>2012 was 10 years ago
>>69092497
you do know that dallas and all the major cites in Texas are insanly liberal right?
>>69093490
>>69093273
>>69093226
What did I miss? I was busy >rags posting on /mlb/
>>69093550
Post deleted, possible ban
>>69093550
nothing other than dallas going full retard
>>69093526
of course, that's just icing on the cake. Or, since we're talking about Texas, probably fried gravy on the icing on the cake.
>>69093526
Dallas is a liberal state that is gerrymandered into the ground
>>69093454
>the eagles haven't been in the playoffs for over two years
reeeeeeee
>>69093526
Yeah, it's a damn shame
>>69093611
>>69093621
Probably tiki shitposting after the >rags got royally BTFO
>>69093733
>BEWD will never come back.
>>69093676
>>69093684
>Gerrymandering is outlawed
>The Republicans never ever win the Senate, house or presidency ever again
Oh my god the tears would be amazing
But then our country would be a sjw shithole......
>>69093733
>the eagles haven't won a superbowl for over 4.6 billion years
reeeeeee
>>69093807
>>BEWD will never come back
god is dead
>>69091780
only place worse i can think of is San Antonio but they have the Almao at least.
>tfw will never give your life killing beaners for your country
why live brehs
>>69082224
Dalton has gotten better luck has gotten worse give Andy a billion sexy dollars
>>69093892
fun fact there's a legal way to eliminate the electoral college and institute a national popular vote, and all it requires is half of the states (by voting power) to get on board. of those, half of the goal has already been met. if texas goes full liberal and signs on too then it could actually happen.
>>69094040
>liberals
>>69093807
>>69093945
>bewd is dead
we can rebuild him
the memes will live long
praise kek
>>69094288
can't really blame them for trying, they legitimately believe that their way is correct and are doing whatever they can to institute it. the problem is that what they believe is just wrong.
>>69094441
>ginger
GIVE ME BACK MY ARYAN GOD
>>69082986
The Patriots, although Trump did come close to buying the Buffalo Bills a long time ago.
>yfw Denzel Perryman made 76 tackles in the last 7 games of the season
>he isn't prepared
>he doesn't know the chargers will be great
Lol u
Is there a more historically overrated team in the league?
>>69094713
jets?
>>69094713
More like never rated. The most historically overrated team is the Eagles.
>>69094713
Probably GB
>>69094713
us 12's?
>>69094288
Is this now a low-key /k/ thread?
>>69085170
Yeah, I'm just waiting on the niggers to put Cam at #1 even though Brady statistically raped him and played with a shattered line all year. I'm guessing JJ will also be in the top 3 again.
I didn't hate Cam until this past season. I don't buy into the smiles and "good times" shit he puts on because every time he loses I always see him chimp out. He only ever seems happy when he is ahead on the scoreboard, then the media blows him and talks about
>"He's the happiest guy on the field"
>"Isn't there a rule against having that much fun?"
>"He gave another ball away that his teammate scored with and made a fan for life."
I really hope the Panthers shit the bed next year.
>>69094040
>Popular vote
That way we can do something as colossally stupid as Brexit
>>69094894
What the fuck
Check this out
>>69094913
>He only ever seems happy when he is ahead on the scoreboard
Really makes you think
>>69094945
>democracy is only okay when my side wins!
regressive lefties are undemocratic, who'd have thought?
>>69088597
Bernie is a major cuck.
>Refuses to attack Hillary for the perverted shit Bill did
>Barely even hits her over her backstage dealings to win with super delegates
>Trump voices a sympathetic tone over it since the GOP tried to do the same shit to him
>Bernie continues spending his time hitting Trump when he hadn't even won the nomination yet
>Hillary BTFO of him
>Endorses her after whining about how the system is rigged
>>69094913
what do when panthers btfo of the raiders 50-7?
>>69094846
only correct answer
>>69094913
anyone who invents as retarded a "dance move" as the dab on 'em shit can diaf for all I care
>>69095156
Please don't BTFO the Raiders just because of him. I don't want to get BTFO.
>>69084513
watt deserves it over Cam
>>69095076
>Alt right wants direct democracy
But I thought the spooky SJWs outnumbered you guys
>>69095028
>Cromartie
>Penis
>>69094894
Were you in my thread on /k/ the other day? Is that bitch still up?
>>69095195
>hate's when a player does a celebration dance
>thinks its OK to cheat
>>69095076
Not him but I'm neither liberal nor a democrat. Democracy was a mistake.
>>69095275
cromartie isn't a WR
>>69095058
>a fucking leaf
You know what I mean retard. The media raises Cam on some respective stage as being some kind hearted good Samaritan, but the second things don't go his way he is your typical concrete ape nigger.
>>69095156
I guess watch it happen? The Raiders are in the rebuilding stage right now, gives us another year and we'll be the ones raping.
>>69095319
Goddamn these pictures piss me off
>>69094002
Hahahahhahahahah stop.
>>69095415
It doesn't matter.
And don't ever reply to one of my posts, again.
>>69095430
That's because you're a fucking retarded tripfag
>>69095467
>140 million
>>69094894
>you can always have another child
jesus christ that's fucking offensive. is this some kind of troll PAC?
>the mainstream media ignores fuckfaces like this in favor to make fun of conservatives
>>69095430
That's the point m8. It's turning libtard logic against them. /k/ actually got one saying that "rape only lasts a minute, murder lasts a lifetime. guns are wrong" one to get tweeted out by the Brady Campaign
>>69082271
neither. he'll be going on a massive bender on the 4th to celebrate three days 'sober'.
>>69095610
How new are you?
>>69095524
> Carr playoffs appearances
>>69095467
Thanks for reminding me how much I hate you faggots.
>Cry about getting cheated when you got BTFO
>Raise a banner commemorating you getting BTFO
>Everyone in Lucas Oil wears a fucking Luck jersey
The only fanbases I think I hate more than you faggots are filthydelphia and the Seahawks.
>>69095708
>Luck Superb Owl appearances
>>69095768
>not Raidnigge-oh wait, my bad
>>69095708
Hey Derek Carr has literally perfect playoff stats, show some fucking respect
>>69095610
when are you gonna learn that media is the downfall of the western world?
>>69095472
can i?
Henry is a big fucking guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QC2URRWzh5M
>all those soccer moms and 1 fag thirsty for bbc
>>69096055
You may.
>>69082124
0 more days lads
Soon I join the honorable patriots in new England
>>69095415
>Not filtering anonymous posters
>>69082124
>>69082501
>>69082523
>>69082555
>>69082577
>posting beached whales
Forgive me, swede
>>69096238
>having no taste.
>>69095768
>illegal Mexicans hate one of the states that will vote for the man who will put them back in their containment country
I understand your frustration
>>69096146
>>69096238
>being the worst poster on /nfl/
â–²
â–² â–²
>>69096456
I like you guys, tho. There's no bad blood between the Raiders and You.
hey guys what happened to rg3, is his career dead? did his knees ever recover?
yours sincerely
proud delude non-eu citizen
>>69096686
he's with the browns
>>69096721
>he's with the browns
he asked if his career died, you could've just said yes.
>89 posters
Someone make something
>>69097011
just put a raider hat on the guy and it's already done
>>69096817
Dumb Toadposter
>>69095679
older than you
>still over two months until the season starts
>>69095892
I already know that, dipnuts. I wasn't aware that this particular fringe lefty group existed
>>69097106
BTFO
>>69097358
I honestly can't take the shitposting anymore, but coming here is my only source of human interaction as I am now a shut-in.
Soccer game is going to penalty kicks so get ready
>mfw raidurrs fans tell me they stole sean smith
sean smith is an ok cb overall with his downside outweighing his positive traits. allow me to detail for you
Good
>has elite reach and knows how to use it
>strong enough to make most tackles
Bad
>slow, will get outrun by most 1s
>tight hips
>will drop multiple ints that shouldve been easy, stonehands
>>69097690
forgot to mention that eight chiefs made the nfl 100 and none of them were sean smith
I can't wait for the season, I didn't start watching the sport until last season because of the deflategate south park episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvziMXDoepM
>since brady and bb will be retiring soon sadly maybe ill be a browns fan like this guy. im not rooting for my home team (colts) they seem like a bunch of fags
>>69097690
Why do you care we got him lol? It shouldn't bother you. You'll probably finish 2nd in division.
>>69097829
>i want johnny manziel
>>69097862
pretty sure i just explained to you why chiefs fans dont care
Bumping thread for dive grass.
>>69097011
topical
>>69097690
Literally no one, but me, has mentioned the raiders stealing Smith, I am excited to see how he plays though
>>69097624
penaldo
>>69098246
Kek, can you do one with the failed fake punt?
>>69093807
>tfw Chip got rid of him too soon.
>>69098246
Luck would beat Brady if he had any skill players
>>69098514
>Luck would beat Brady if he had any skill players
>>69098514
but that would make him a [player] babby
>>69082365
My sides .
Free bait .
>>69082947
You mad bro?
>>69098514
>People actually believe this, Andrew luck is well on his way to becoming a worse Derrick rose.
>>69098514
>luck would beat brady if he had any skill players
Wew
>>69098431
>CFL doubleheader on ESPN2 tonight
rev up that comfy
>>69099579
10/10
>>69099579
>>69099703
Whoopee.
>>69099579
Beautiful
>>69099703
>neither the vancouver nor calgary teams are playing
meh
>>69099735
Not a patsfag, but this to be quite honest with you family.
>and implying that half of Luck's yards and touchdowns aren't piled up in garbage time
WE WANT DA KICK
WAIT
HOL UP
>sending a nigger to negotiate, costs brady his fifth owl (denver fags think they would have still won in Foxborough lol)
>>69100230
>Gunner
>>69100230
if you recall, it was a misunderstood rule by the coaches.
>>69082809
You do know that they cut Roddy months ago, right?
>>69100494
yes, and?
>>69088998
Nice dubs old gay .
>>69100601
>black
>gunner
>>69090776
Faggot .
>>69100494
>>69100601
A Gunner is literally the most important position on the punt team. Even more so than the punter.
>>69100552
pretty sure it was just nigger ebonics
>>69100615
>98
>dubs
uh
>>69100777
Wasted full house
>>69100601
>>69100751
Its too subtle, I see
>>69100751
the real question is what stops the gunners?
before anyone says it's the gunbanners, the answer is also gunners.
Who /KodakBlack/
>>69100230
didn't bill belichick say he told him to ask to kick off?
>>69101582
He did, the fix was in
>>69101254
Him and Shawn Harris best young niggas rn
>>69101875
yes, and?
>>69101875
I could 100 if I really try
>>69082224
Isn't Dolton's contract very incentive based tho?
>>69102361
where is flacco's finger going?
>>69102504
he's going for the kill because based Tucker hit Flacco's wife with a practice kick
>>69098514
He has skill players, just the retards who couldn't coach them.
The new Pokemon look pretty cool.
>>69103017
Aw fug
>>69103017
Rivers got v&! Damn
>>69103017
>>69103017
good
I prefer the guys behind him on depth
>>69103128
God fucking damn it latavius
>>69103017
No one wears #17 on the raiders right now, Denarius Moore was the last
>>69103172
>>69103128
Well shit I completely misunderstood the post. I thought it was your own post number would be the player that got v&. Excuse my autism, carry on
>>69103145
AFCW division leaders here we come!
U ccucks watching CFL?
>>69103017
hmm
>>69103401
>Bryce Treggs
literally who?
>>69082124
Teddy Bridgewater is still the starting quarterback for the vikings and cordarelle Patterson is still on the roster as a WR.
Fire all these niggers. Only draft white qbs and WRs from now on. Worthless trash.
People believe in teddy still.
>>69103017
Agholor u fuck
The memes write themselves
>>69103017
top kek
>>69103449
I bet you now learned the truth of black QBs. Only the whitest survive.
>>69103647
The only thing agholor is going to be raping next year is the cowboys secondary
From the slot position
Happy day to be a raidnigger.
Bumo
Joey Bosa a bust
>>69082597
Then why is Rodgers ahead of Brady
>>69082365
>Rodgers 1
>Aaron can't even get out of the closet
>>69104926
Don't joke tiki. Trap or not. Thing could have a bigger dick than me and it wouldn't stop me from trying to put a baby in her.
>>69104987
I'm not tiki, I'm just every other Cowboys trip and Irrelevant
http://247wallst.com/special-report/2016/06/28/the-worst-cities-to-live-in/11/
Daily reminder that Miami is THE WORST place to live in the United States. Literally northern Cuba/Haiti.
Neil Lomax was the strangest QB I had the pleasure of seeing. His career was weird.
>>69098514
>if he had any skill players
Who are Moncrief and Hilton?
give me some ideas for autism, I'm in a creative mood. something I can do in just a few hours. I might not use any of your ideas though if I don't want to.
>>69104741
Because Rodgers is a better QB than Brady
>>69105319
lol I love how people picture miami as being rich. if they say that they have confirmed that they have never been there
>>69106419
Ass slaps per sack per season.
what would have happened if this was the nfl?
https://twitter.com/Schultz_Report/status/748688552544927745
>>69106439
Bahahahahaha
No
>>69106461
Can confirm. Miami is 95% super poor, 4.999, upper middle, 0.001 super rich
>>69106514
When did Odell sign with the CFL?
>>69106419
Average together all of /sp/'s nflplayoffpredictor predictions and make an ultimate /sp/ record predictor for the year
>>69106557
I've done this before, takes a while to set up because I don't have that anymore so I'd need to make it from scratch again. that was from before they moved to their current site, though.
even still, I'd need the actual predictions to run through it which would mean having something open for at least a day so that people could submit enough of theirs for it to be a meaningful sample size.
>>69106419
Give me a list of offensive line rankings according to pancakes.
>>69106665
just pancakes? that shouldn't take long at all
>>69106691
Waffles then
>>69106553
Yes.
Brady is just a slightly above average QB that had the luck of being coached by the 2nd best headcoach In football after Tom Landry. If Tom had played on any other team he most likely wouldn't have a superbowl to his name and would be retired by now without anyone remembering him
>>69106751
I'd need a detroit specific database for that
>>69106763
>Belichick 2nd best headcoach In football after Tom Landry
neither are top 2 though. you might be right about the rest, although exaggerating a bit.
>>69106789
Offensive Yardage & Defensive Yardage Allowed VS overall season record
That way we can find out which teams were ELITE, which teams were lucky, and which great teams fucked themselves
Im sure there will be outliers that fuck the system but itd still be neat to see
>>69106804
Yea Bill is lower probably
Tom Landry > Jimmy Johnson > Bill Belichick > Vince Lombardi > Jason Garrett > 10 other coaches > Don Shula > Some shitty 49ers coach that lucked them into superbowls
>>69106831
>That way we can find out which teams were ELITE, which teams were lucky, and which great teams fucked themselves
I actually have a system I'm working on that should do just that even midseason, but it isn't ready yet. Slightly more complicated than just comparing yardage to results.
>>69106859
and here I thought you were pretending to turn over a new leaf by acting reasonable
>>69106894
When has Tiki ever been reasonable lol?
>>69106979
key words are pretending and acting
we all knew better, though
>>69106871
Id love to see the system you have set up
also, when everyone is ready
>>69106994
>>69106994
>>69106994
>>69106994
>Nonstop tripfag shitposting
Even chofs memes were better than this
>>69106979
More often than you
