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Summer time suspensions edition
>Manziel Death Pool sub-edition
DAL:Ro McClain slapped with 10-game suspension
FA:Troubled Manziel slapped with four-game ban
NYJ:Jets DL Sheldon Richardson suspended Week 1
IND:Irsay: Josh Ferguson could be 'special'
WAS:Schefter: Cousins deal 'too difficult to do'
CIN:Bengals could use more two-back formations
CLE:Hue Jackson 'all in' on Robert Griffin III
IND:Colts make QB Luck highest-paid player ever
FA:Manziel says he's going sober starting July 1
SEA:Seahawks lock Doug Baldwin up through 2020
ARZ:Report: Cards want Mathieu deal before camp
MIN:Cordarrelle Patterson: I need to work harder
>/comfy/ and appropriate for the suspensions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYPCdgjsqP4
why are our niggers so fucking stupid?
Was Peyton overrated?
3th for footb/a/ll
>>69107046
it's designed to be a recursive system that re-balances the values for how good each team is based on the previous values until it converges onto specific values for each team empirically. so if I do that after say, week 10, then I'd have to run the converging process again after I include week 11's games to get new values. that's fine though, takes all of 3 seconds, the problem is making a formula to give approximate ratings for teams that would create relatively accurate representations of how that game went for those teams given their initial impressions of how things SHOULD go. if I get that right, I can use it to make predictions as well. the thing is trying to figure out which stats seem important in this context but are actually not useful and don't contribute (or are counterproductive) towards giving the intended results. I don't really concern myself too much with how the useful stats make sense together, only that the actual end product looks like it comes out properly, or else it wouldn't be useful.
>>69107075
Jealousy makes people do and say stupid things
>>69107075
>Niggers
>stupid
In other news water is wet.
Nth for throwback Jerseys
>team
>player
>favorite throwback
>hamburger or hotdog
>>69107179
>Trips
>Shitposting
>>69107075
to be completely honest, I was going to ridicule you because I thought McClain was the one with the lowest Wonderlic score
I was wrong and I'm sorry
>It was actually Morris Claiborne, a Dallas CB
>>69107164
Scarlet shut UP
stop blog posting in a dead general during the OFFSEASON about your dumb prediculator
>Yfw this mothercuker beats your team in the playoffs/ da owl
How soon is too soon to draft Ezekiel, I'm thinking of keeping Antonio Brown with my round 1 pick and then taking Big Zeke in the 2nd. I expect him to be around for a decade so speaking purely for the future it may be a good move.
>>69107205
>blog posting
this is definitively on-topic though, why would you object to that instead of something else? like say, calling out coffee as inferior to candy?
>>69107205
Packers go 1-15
>>69107164
well the only thing youd need to predict is the final record, wouldnt necessarily need to get the stats (yards and TDs Im assuming) to be perfect.
>>69107205
>its a 'tiki shits up a slow thread' thread
>>69107271
well if I can get the ratings to come out right, it wouldn't exactly pop out a record as a prediction itself, but rather the record would be derived from the results. so say that the formula say that they were the stronger team in X number of games, but their actual result was X - 3 wins then that would indicate they significantly underachieved.
>>69107248
>implying Zeke will get out of the first
Hes super hyped. If theres 10 or less pick predicted ot be taken in the first, and hes one of them, you're not getting him if youre keeping AB
>>69107304
>Beebe unironically talking about shitting up threads
It's almost as funny as the time Oldbay said he knew things about football
Reminder that anyone who hopes the Raiders relocate has no soul.
>>69107319
So what a teams record *should* be as opposing to what it *may* be?
>>69107393
I just want a stadium that doesn't leak raw sewage, man.
>>69107393
The Raiders franchise deserve a city that will take care of them
Raider's fans deserve another trophy in Oakland
Its a tough issue
>>69107324
I'm in a 16 team league. each team has the option to take up to 3 keepers. You take one you lose your first round pick, you take two and you lose your first and second and so on. I'm only keeping Antonio Brown and am letting Matt Forte and Eddie Lacy go. I won't know who is doing what until keepers date comes and goes
>>69107438
Then look to this based motherfucker and go with his plan
>>69107391
>filename
I dont love you, sorry.
>>69107391
>that last frame
>>69107488
You will
>>69107478
in that sort of system you wont have much of an idea until you see the keepers date
You dont now how many (out of fucking 16 so your chances are slim) are actually missing the first round
You'll also have to keep in mind who's not keeping RBs because those will be the guys to reach for Zeke
>NFC East
>Billy Idol Belichick isn't the GOAT HC
>>69107590
Winningest division of football.
>>69107608
>Cheaters being GOAT
That's why Manning, not Brady, is the GOAT QB.
>>69107427
I meant more like each team would be given ratings compared to each other based on the overall big picture, and then by looking at the actual results between teams with X and Y ratings, you can see where the outlier performances would be. So for instance (pulling numbers out of my ass here) if the 2015 49ers were rated at -3.27 and the 2015 Vikings were rated at +2.78, then the 49ers beating the Vikings in week 1 would be a statistical aberration. By looking at which teams SHOULD have won each game and how things actually turned out, you could see which teams over/under-performed. That's not the entire purpose of the spreadsheet though, since by setting it up to run continuously the actual ratings involved would change from week to week, so the 5-11 49ers beating the 8-8 Falcons looks like less of a surprise in hindsight than it did at the time. by compiling those changes in perception week-to-week, you can see which teams are building significant momentum and should not be nearly as scary or as slept on in the coming weeks, depending on the case.
>>69107656
>Manning
>GOAT QB
kek
>>69107676
>Losing to Eli in the owl twice
>>69107663
ugh just finish it a land post it and stop talking about it jeez
>>69107706
>having a worse Owl performance than Trent Dilfer
>>69107663
I think I get what you're saying but I know im not quite there. You said you had a rough draft of graphs of this. May I see so I can get a visual representation of what you're saying?
>>69107731
As I said before, I'm struggling to figure out how to make the actual ratings themselves look accurate, which will take a while to figure out since I have to empirically test how the system would look if implemented, and if that actually makes sense. What makes it harder is that doing so is a partially subjective process since I'd have to throw out configurations that give results I deem nonsensical. If I had figured it out already though, then it would already be done and I wouldn't need to go "finish it up and post it".
>>69107753
Not graphs, spreadsheet. It's not visual. Also, it's in a highly WIP state that isn't ready for sharing and wouldn't make any sense yet, I'd have to clean it up considerably beforehand.
>>69107739
>18
>and
>1
>>69107739
>Not being complete shit in the Owl and still wining
>>69107834
I get it
I have a non-football related tabletop I'm working on that would make no sense previewing it now
>>69107834
carry on then
>>69107186
>team
Seahawks
>player
Bobby Wagner
>favorite throwback
Pic related
>hamburger or hotdog
Bacon bleu cheese hamburger
>>69107842
>tfw 19-0 vs. the "new and improved" McAdoo-led Gints
>>69107186
>Eagles
>Dawkins
>Kelly Green anything
>Hamburgers can have way more options and stylings so definitely the burger
>>69107186
>team
Raiders
>player
Stabler
>favorite throwback
We don't got none.
>hamburger or hotdog
Burger.
>>69108086
They never should've fired Coughlin.
>>69107186
>Patriots
>Ty Law
>pictured
>hamburger with Worcestershire/similar sauce
>>69108168
yeah, they should have
>>69107186
>Raiders
>Alzado, Plunkett, and Biletnikoff.
>good uniforms never change
>both
>>69108198
They should have made a clone that was younger.
>>69108230
there is one pseudo-clone, his name is Bill Belichick
>>69108157
>favorite player is someone you most likely weren't even born to see them play
What a faggot just pick someone
>>69108247
>the no Tom Flores or Don Coryell clones in a shed somewhere.
>>69108253
I agree
Dude was alive to see the Charles Woodson play and still took someone who he's only ever known via highlight reels
>>69108253
>>69108285
Wasn't aware my favorite player was any of your business.
>>69108330
>Never seen his "favorite" player play
Fucking tripfags are cancer
>>69108330
Oh its not but Ill judge you and your taste regardless
>A ticket for a toxins games is 64 dollars
The fuck is this shit
>>69108405
Nosebleeds or closer up?
>>69108086
>pats ever going 19-0
nah senpai Cam about to BLACKED.com the NFL and win 5 rings in a row on top of 19-0, forever making Tommy deflate balls a foot note in NFL history.
>>69108410
what the fuck? those look disgusting
>>69108437
(u)
>>69108301
I want clones of the best coaches and coordinators from all time and have them lead the Raiders to a dynasty of dynasties. Imagine: HC is Paul Brown, OC Don Coryell, and Buddy Ryan as the D.C..
>>69108454
Eh theyre not that much different than the based powder blue Chargers throwback but theres too much emphasis on the yellow. I can see why thats a sweet ass jersey. Better than Pittsburgh Bumblebees desu
>Jets star who led police on 143 mph chase suspended 3 fewer games than Tom Brady
Pats haters will defend this
offseason nfl generals are all the same
just like Tomo threads
>>69108530
>Cheat your entire career vs one fuck up
Patsfags pls go
>>69108530
I'm not lol.
>>69108422
Nosebleeds
Found some for half the price.
Im seriously considering going to a toxins game just for the sake of going to an NFL game 2bh
>>69108578
Ive considered. It'd be pretty cool desu. Make sure you bring money to chill out and drink on. Dallas is only 3 hours south of here but itd suck going to an away game, especially with trash like Cowboys fans everywhere
>>69108530
The Brady suspension fiasco is Roger clumsily and idiotically trying to assert his authoritah after being made to look stupid yet again after his team fucked up the initial "investigation" completely. Any and all other suspensions are him effectively doing as he wants, just like with the Brady issue.
>>69108604
this
I dont think many people agree with Brady being suspended for the implication of being involved in an act that, well frankly, a lot of teams (especially ones in colder weather) take advantage of.
>>69108548
Sometimes I think each hiatus actually makes me feel slightly sicker as they progress.
>>69108578
Why not go to this one then?
>>69108638
I thought the whole suspension wasn't for deflating but for "refusing to cooperate with the investigation" anyways?
is your QB redpilled?
http://www.businessinsider.com/tom-brady-calls-coca-cola-poison-2015-10
>>69108666
It was for cheating throughout his entire career, Satan.
>>69108571
>Cheat your entire career
Source: NFL.com
>>69108659
fuck I bet that would be fun to go to. If I had friends and money of course
>>69108659
oh wait I'm awkward and white. I would probably end up getting stabbed for looking at a guy the wrong way.
>>69108601
Dallas is a fucking 12 hour drive for me senpai.
>>69108659
I live closer to Houston than i do to Mexico City
Honestly i want my first game to be a Broncos one, but i have an itch to go to a game,idk senpaitachi
Is there a more nonsensical, dumb, autistic stat than "on pace" / projected shit?
>some shitter throws for 400 yards in week 1
>OH WOW, HE'S ON PACE TO HAVE 6400 YARDS FOR THE SEASON, LITERAL GOAT !!!
It's on par with baseball having "no-hitter watch" after two innings, pants on head retarded, but you just know these retards will once again spout this bullshit once the season starts.
>>69108748
stat projections are nothing but blind hope desu imho pham
>>69108748
>letting espn bait you
>>69108643
/nfl/ meet up for a summer game when
>>69108805
>/nfl/ meet up
this is always a bad idea. how many meetups ever turn out to be worth it? /nfl/'s userbase doesn't seem very inspiring, either. especially if it's mostly our tripfags.
>>69108405
I paid 100 bucks for Titans@Browns nosebleeds ticket last year lel.
It was still worth every cent for the atmosphere alone.
Rip Lor Scoota
>>69108695
there are millions of Brady haters who will take that headline literally and not read a single word of the rest of the story because
>he's Tom Brady and he thinks soda is poison!!!
He's right, though. Kids shouldn't drink sugar water (aka soda) of any kind nearly as much as they tend to across the US; it's just 300 useless calories they have to work off, as /fit/ would probably view it. And Frosted Flakes are gross.
>>69108805
>>69108877
Gonna have to agree with Scar, we're too widespread and there aren't very many of us. Maybe if we're all relatively near each other sometime, but I'm not going for a meet up that is farther than a nice day trip.
A localized one with other Eaglesfags could work.
>>69108877
tiki or oldbay probably would ruin it desu
It'd be like the "my feet hurt" comic except everyone is wearing jerseys
>>69108964
Or like that one /fa/ meet up.
>>69108889
RIP Clops cap space
>>69108961
true, a meetup among local fans of the same team sounds more worth considering, but not necessarily a good idea. case-by-case basis, however I don't think there are that many fanbases here that have enough fans from the same team to actually make it happen. you'd probably have to infiltrate a ribbit meetup to do that.
>>69108964
the official meetup picture would be reposted here by everyone to show how they all look dead inside
>>69108964
>everyone having a good time
>beebe shows up
>everyone let's out a collective groan
>Oldbay shows up
>everyone leaves
You millenials have ruined the meetup
>>69109005
Probably like the /k/ meetup with cum brownies
>>69109042
I'm smart. I won't eat anything offered to me at the meet up.
>>69109035
>Tiki shows up, already drunk on bathtub whiskey, in a wifebeater and ripped jeans, not having showered for 5 days
>everyone leaves
>>69109042
shhh dont spoil my idea
>>69109035
>everyone having a good time
>I show up and everyone reaches for a collective grope
>tiki walks in and gets blindsided by oldbay, breaks collarbone
>>69109076
a legitimate Tiki-Oldbay angry drunk fight would be awesome to watch
>EDP periscoping
>This fucker has more rings than Romo
Feels good desu
>>69109035
you realize that the terms Gen Y and millennial are used equivalently, right? they didn't used to, but that's how it is now. so if you were born in or after 1980, you're a millennial.
>>69108659
>the two teams that are the most popular with Mexicans playing in Mexico City
First smart move the NFL has made with their international series.
>>69108964
>my feet hurt
>BB is drunk and looking for bussy again
>Repping the counterfiet jersey I bought that you can barely tell is fake
>implying I'm a cuck that pays $300 to wear another man's name
>Why can't Old Bay realize nodding and moving away means people are done talking to him
>>69109076
we could finally bully Lake into shoving a football up her ass in front of all of /nfl/
>>69109103
yeah, from a distance, after the fact, in a video someone else posted.
probably not a good idea to be in the vicinity when it happens. or at least, not worth coming out all the way just for that.
>>69109153
Or if she isn't there we can make it a Pin-The-Tail-On-The-Donkey game.
Winner gets the loser to pick up his wife's son for him every day for a week.
>>69109156
>/nfl/'s meetup fight becomes the most popular video on WorldStarHipHop for weeks, garners millions of views
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQGr3FSESHg
>>69109153
We could all take turns shoving the football in.
>>69109153
>the football is written on with all the other tripnames and a timestamp
>in big letters in the center it says YOU JUST GOT YO GABBA GABBERT'ED
>>69109194
>SJW media doxxes harbautism because the video includes the tripnames for all the spectators too, and his has the word autism in it
>the triggered people lead us to him where he's shitposting from under a bridge behind a mcdonald's
>>69109207
>on the other side: "MATT RYAN WILL NEVER BE ELITE"
>>69109156
Technically sure. I am technically considered a millenial now
But the derogatory term of the word "millenials" is applied to people born after 1994. And those millenials have ruined everything
>>69109111
As he should
He's the better QB
>>69109207
ayyy
>>69109247
that's not funny. have you ever had to sleep under a freeway overpass? bird shit everywhere aside, it's always loud and windy, and there's no cover to prevent you being seen from punks who want to beat up a hobo or another hobo who wants to take your shoes.
>>69109274
I got turned down for a job interview once because the hiring manager said they "didn't want any more damn worthless millennials". your personal standards of the term are outdated. unfortunately.
>>69109274
I'm a post 94 millennial and I fucking hate the term lol.
>>69109153
then make bb strip naked and dance
>>69109356
November 86 here and believe me I hate to be lumped in the same bag as you shitters too.
>>69109346
That's literally ageism. What a cunt.
>>69109356
>fw Anyone born on or before July 1, 1998.
I hooked up with this chick from my home town two weeks ago. She fucking ruined the enjoyable mood afterwards when she brought up going to the same elementary school and how she was in Pre-K by the time I went to middle school and I was in first grade when she was born. Who considers that pillow talk?
>>69109395
I was born in 95. The kids right after me are the problem. 95 is when it started to get shitty.
>>69109346
Doesn't matter the name it's just a fact known by a large majority of the US population that most of the people born after the last Cowboys superbowl in 1995 are destroying America with their safe spaces and gender studies degrees corrupting the American collegiate system and what not
>>69109419
That just makes it creepy. That's not comforting to hear lol. I don't need to be reminded I was an adult while you were still shitting your diapers.
What did they mean with this
>>69109477
It was meant to draw penalties. The ball wasn't supposed to be snapped.
>>69109145
>scar is explaining his charts and graphs in long detail again
>is that a girl crying? oh its just sneak
>p12 is wearing yoga pants, what a slut
>tfw didn't get any bbq wings
>>69109453
You're really on to something. The decline of human civilization occurs with Dallas Cowboy fan happiness.
>>69109477
To get the Pats to jump offside. All the Colts players near side are lined up off the line of scrimmage by nearly 2 years. They want the Pats D to not be aware of where the LOS actually is.
It didn't go as planned so the center snapped it just to get it over with.
>>69109527
That doesn't sound awful.
>>69109419
>That's literally ageism. What a cunt.
I would usually share your sympathy, but you can't deny that young millennials are the most useless and arrogant wastes of space in the work force right now. at my job 3 years ago I had to train a guy and he was always texting and laughing at shit on his phone WHILE I was training him. I'd just stop and let him do it, to see if he had any awareness at all of what he was doing. none whatsoever. there's also been plenty of people that didn't last long who kept complaining that something "wasn't their job". there are obviously plenty of exceptions, but it's a big trend. a bunch of entitled, lazy, spoiled, and incompetent fucks that really aren't prepared to be working.
one of the worst times I've been on the other end of it though was at a KFC, back when they were doing that 3-way bucket split thing. the line was backed up out the door, not because they were especially busy but because one of the guys was so stupid he dragged everyone else down. I had to wait for over half an hour just to order. among other issues, he left the front area unattended while he went into the backroom for over 5 minutes looking for packets of honey, only to come back with something else and not even remembering that's what I asked for, so he had to ask someone else where the honey was. then he started putting all the chicken in the bucket, and stopped, confused. he asked the old woman doing the drive-thru how to get the 3-way splitter in the bucket, and she had a fit like this retardation was new to her. didn't say a word, slammed a fresh bucket down, whipped open the splitter, stick it in the bucket, and pointedly threw each piece of chicken in. stormed off. there are people like this all over the place.
>>69109477
Im not explaining that shit again.
>>69109568
The lack of Cowboys championships is causing the decline of the western civilization. We need trump to make America and it's team great again
>>69109622
Why did you fat fucks vote for Cruz then
>>69109592
There's dumbshit bottomfeeders in every generation. No generation is better or worse than the last or the next.
>>69109622
Go to bed buddy.
>>69109622
Cowboys Raiders Owls for the next five years. Series goes 3-2 Cowboys. You in?
>>69109527
if it was actually me at a meetup, a better joke would be me explaining the same 5 minutes of game film as it plays, for over an hour to illustrate a point.
>>69109648
>you will never be so desperate to have a good team that they aren't even the best in your own fantasy
>>69109637
>There's dumbshit bottomfeeders in every generation.
sure, but it's been well-established that the current generation is the most ill-prepared to be working than the generations before it.
>>69109648
As long as Romo gets one of those then yeah I'd be down for that
>>69109637
Trump is the best choice you have to admit
>>69109380
>just bb
anyone who claims to be of the female sex must. this way we also find out once and for all who the traps are
>>69109675
Just to see the Raiders in the Owl again is enough for me.
>>69109686
it'll be clemens at qb, tony will have been forced to retire due to a literally shattered spine
>>69109712
What about the reverse traps, like Carrmageddon?
>>69109686
>Trump is the best choice you have to admit
my only problem is that even when he wins, he's set himself up to be so controversial and unwilling to work within the status quo that congress alienates him, his own party too. so he wouldn't be able to do us any good, not because his ideas aren't good but because he can't get anything done at all. still, nothing getting done would be leagues better than hillary doing anything.
>>69109755
Dat bird/10
>>69109755
my bold prediction for the season is that the 49ers will not finish in the bottom 5.
>>69109778
which team will get next year's first overall pick?
>>69109755
>tfw every one writes you off as a dumpster fire team but you're perfectly set to be sneaky good enough to just barely miss the playoffs or have a first round exit.
>>69109754
Trump has more diehard supporters in the GOP than not and is already getting more support in the Senate and Congress. Trump will get more done in his 1 term than Obama has done throughout his whole political career.
>>69109809
Saints?
>>69109837
Eagles
>>69108172
>not going for the red and white throwback
Seriously? That throwback?
>best bud finds out about recently opened arcade near town, decide to go
>it's apparently Cavs night and anyone wearing cavs gear gets in and plays for free
>why the fuck not?
>get in free, it's a small-ish place but still pretty cool. Mortal Kombat, Rampage, Tron, Galaga, Frogger, Maximum Force, etc.
>back corner stands NFL Blitz 2000 arcade machine
>spend pretty much the entire time playing Blitz
I forgot how much fun I had playing that on my 64 when I was little.
Post your favorite football vidya, /nfl/
>>69109755
Oh hey its that Mexican that doesn't know anything about football and just posts to hate on the Cowboys. Where have you been?
>>69109864
I figured the red and white would be too easy an answer.
>>69109380
>>69109712
what if we just kissed and make loli sounds while you cuckboys watched?
>>69109864
whats wrong with it
>>69109837
Eagles
>>69109874
2K5 and Backyard Football.
>>69109895
>what if we just kissed and make loli sounds while you cuckboys watched?
no
>>69109921
>Backyard Football
My MAN
>>69109806
not one of the usual suspects, someone who did well enough last season but falls apart or gets ravaged by injuries. think the 2013 texans, for example. if I had to take a shot in the dark at who that would be, I'd say the giants. the way they drafted and having that O-Line seems like an all or nothing gamble.
>>69109877
I've started coming into these threads yesterday.
>>69109874
NFL street
>>69109921
>we'll never have any decent Backyard Sports games ever because Humongous Entertainment was too ambitious
feels bad man
>>69109831
>Trump will get more done in his 1 term than Obama has done throughout his whole political career.
that only requires one thing, not really a high bar.
still, anything that needs a supermajority (2/3) to pass is going to be absolutely fucked, and he'll face a tough road even with just regular majority requirements, since he might have a consistent 30-40% but regularly getting over 50% seems a bit much to ask right now. if you're right though, I've got no cause to complain. that would be great.
Buddy Ryan belongs in the HoG as a coordinator. Agree/disagree?
>>69109949
Street was so fucking good.
Good to have you here.
>>69109960
Baseball was pretty good too.
>>69109895
I'm going to get you drunk and make you sick my deck. No homo
>>69109949
Well you put the Cowboys in the wrong spot you mong. They are Superbowl contenders
>>69109921
>>69109934
>Backyard Football
having pablo just was not fair, getting both him AND jocinda and the other team might as well not even bother.
>>69109998
I'll bite it off (;
>>69109984
I'm inclined to agree, but it was impossible for the 46 defense to hold up through the ages. Offenses changed because of it and at this rate it will never be relevant again.
It does speak volumes about him that he's the only near-unanimously loved Eagles coach despite never winning a playoff game.
>>69109972
Why not just shoot executive orders out of his ass the way Obama does
>Luck is the highest paid QB in the league
>not even the best QB of his class
>>69109874
Basically any of the ncaa football games. Beats anything pro related in my opinion. NFL blitz 2003 was a lot of fun though.
>>69109998
>They are Superbowl contenders
Only if Romo and Dez arent kill, which i doubt
Anyone else watching All or Nothing? I'm half way through the first episode.
>>69110063
better yet just walk up to the podium at his inauguration, and tell congress they're fired.
>>69110045
A modified Nickel defense is the future of the NFL
>>69110045
But boy was his 46 good. The 91 Eagles would definitely have won the Owl if Randall hadn't got hurt.
>>69110086
Is that the Cardinals Special?
>>69110113
Yeah.
>>69110092
>trump seizes the government
>builds the wall
>makes america great again
>conquers errybody
>science makes him live forever
And on that day the world was united as the Imperium of Man, at its head was the God-Emperor.
>>69110045
>It does speak volumes about him that he's the only near-unanimously loved Eagles coach despite never winning a playoff game.
Thats because he was a fucking shit, just like philthy fans
>>69110105
It is until offenses find ways to get a significant advantage.
>>69110106
True that. Walterfootball considers it the greatest defense of all time. Take that with a grain of salt, but that was a fucking special defensive line up.
>>69107186
>Browns
>Currently Ogbah, Coleman, and Barnidge are my favorites. Past, I'd probably say Clay Matthews or Newsome.
>If they ever do throwback, I hope they do pic related. the GOAT Browns uniform combo
>why not both?
>>69110083
You really shouldn't be banking predictions on I juries that haven't happened.
The Seahawks lost their bell cow player and have a terrible line yet you have them as superbowl contenders. You should really think more before you do those type of things. Kirk cousins has as much of a chance to get injured as Tony Romo yet you have them ahead.
I rate your list a 2 out of 10 tbqh
>>69110145
I'm so sorry you will never "get" Buddy.
>>69110150
But then again they would have had to go through Joe Gibbs' Redskins, who were the best overall team in the league with a much better coach.
>>69110184
43-8, nuff said.
How would a 91 Redskins vs Eagles playoff game gone?
>>69110197
I'm more partially to the skins because of Raleigh McKenzie playing for them. Also Jeff Bostic.
I'm going to watch The Princess Bride and in no way is that gay.
>>69110243
No shit it's not.
>>69110243
make sure not to meme too hard
>>69110184
18-1 also.
>>69110206
Seeing how we beat them Week 17, probably Eagles > Redskins.
>>69110226
Fair enough.
>>69110243
As you wish.
>>69110243
why would there be anything gay about it? stating that so clearly makes it sound like you're trying to cover for your usual gay way of watching it, which is confusing.
Reminder that this literally happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb_eXyhlHaA
>>69110293
There is nothing gay about jerking off to the fencing scene if that's what you are trying to say
>>69110383
I was crushed. It was exactly like Anderson's miss in 98.
>>69110383
Considering Walsh was the only Vikings player to score any fucking points for them, he shouldn't have to suffer any guilt or heat from the team or fanbase. Vikings straight up choked across the board.
>>69110413
Glad to hear you haven't put the dildo up your ass this time. You're making progress.
>>69110461
The defense played well enough for most of the game. Seahawks are just the luckiest team in the league.
We're not really in any position to criticize though, it was -30 degrees out.
>>69110461
>choked
They just weren't as good a team as the Seahawks. Never were. They got BTFO by them a month before the playoff game.
>David Johnson has a hot blonde fiancé and a black lab named after Emmitt Smith
Pimp.
Dan Reeves was the most tortured coach in NFL history.
>>69110606
He's not the only coach who's 0-4 in owls. Marv Levy and Bud Grant are as well.
I'm sorry, but did the Chargers already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The Chargers are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the AFC West for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the NFL who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a Monday Night Game. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Chargers are one of the best fucking teams in the NFL, they went 13-3 last year and would of won the Super Bowl if the kicker didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Chargers wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Chiefs just stepped out of bounds short of the 1st down when they needed to get one, just like the Jets did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Chargers topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
>>69107164
>i prefer my pasta el dente
>>69110170
seahawks have a top 5 offense with a top 5 QB, top 3 defense, and have a young running back who led the league last year in ypc, starting ypg, and yards after contact. Plus a defense that's healthy and cohesive for the first time since 2013. They have a far higher chance to win the SB than the fucking Cowboys lol. The Cowboys will probably come third in the division.
>>69111309
>seahawks have a top 5 offense with a top 5 QB
>>69111369
Not him but any non-casual knows that's true
>Blake Bortles: 56
>Derek Carr: 100
Proof that the top 100 is garbage tier. Prove me wrong. You can't.
>>69111309
>seahawks have a top 5 offense
they have no OL and a band of gimmick receivers except for Baldwin.
>Top 5 QB
Wilson was on pace to have his worst season ( under 3k and 2002 tier efficiency ) until the statpadding started. On top of being the worst pocket passer in the league without pressure since 2013.
>top 3 defense
holyshit this delusion, their front 7 is gone, sherman was shreaded lastyear outside Quinns cover3 system. The only upgrade is browner ( after telling him to fuck off for 2 seasons ).
>>69111443
why are people JUST now questioning the validity of the top 100? it's always been irrelevant garbage
>>69111309
>top 3 defense
>let entire front 7 go to pay a choking game manager
>only elite players are two banged up safeties
>only comeback win was versus the dead old steelers secondary and still needed refball to win
toplel, they're 10-6 at best.
Yooooo everything is so green. On a sub note I put 200 buckaroos on manziel to die of overdose in the next 3 years
>>69111589
>believing media kikes
Just throw your money away
>>69111566
hawks kept wagner and wright. Bennett is overrated as hell though.
>>69111309
>a top 5 QB
Adoring russellouts shilling hard for this guy every offseason. Kid was mediocre until the run-pass-run was reintroduced. Don't let his comp % fool you he makes terrible decisions a lot.
>>69111589
are you coming home?
t. beebs
>>69109755
switch jets and bills, ravens and skins. pretty good tho. maybe colts texas too.
>>69111722
You bet your ass I am
>>69111514
>>69111566
>>69111695
Summers here
>In February 2004, it surfaced that Lewis had been involved in talks about a drug deal. Lewis was charged with conspiring to possess with the intent to distribute five kilograms of cocaine and using a cell phone in the commission of the first count.[9] Lewis reached a plea agreement with prosecutors in October 2004 and ultimately, Lewis was sentenced in January 2005 to four months in federal prison.[10] He was released on August 2, 2005.[11]
Damn...
>>69111948
Friendly reminder that Ozzie is overrated as fuck and completely fucked the team after both Superbowls with stupid personnel decisions
Here's the probable Top 10 players, alphabetical and by position.
QBs: Brady, Newton, Rodgers
WRs: Beckham Jr, Brown, Julio Jones,
RB: Peterson
TE: Gronkowski
DL: Watt
LB: Kuechly
What is the final order?
>>69112109
1. Newton. I think it should be Watt, but it'll probably be Newton.
2. Watt
3. Brady
4. Jones
5. Brown
6. Kuechly
7. Gronk
8. Rodgers
9. Peterson
10. OBJ
I don't agree with these rankings, but it's the Top 100, not reality.
>>69112144
This looks pretty good. OBJ is definitely making #10. NFL Network would never pass up the opportunity to jerk themselves off this hard, OBJ at 10 and Josh Norman at 11.
>>69111948
he must have been one of those guys to not hang onto his money considering he only stood to profit like 1/4 of one of his game checks maybe
Anyone else watching that show about the Cards on Amazon right now?
>>69112144
>jones above brown
laugh
>>69112762
No but I saw he giant advertisement for it on NFL.com
>>69111526
They're not, newfriend. We've been blasting that silly shit every year.
>>69112762
Watching the first episode now, liking it so far.
>>69111395
>considers Wilson a top 5 QB
>calls someone else casual
L-O-L
captcha: 187
>>69107393
(LA)raider fan living in Vegas here
>>69107438
I agree 100%
As long as the team is in California I'm fine with it , cuck SD for all I care they're still in California and won't have a stadium that feels like I travelled 50 years back
>Stafford will become an elite QB in my lifetime
>>69113669
But wilson is a top 5 qb you fedora wearing faggot
who can beat them?
>>69114949
overtime
>>69114949
Whoever they play in the NFC championship game
>>69112762
This is pretty good actually, also looking forward to the new Hard Knocks
>>69109837
>the cowboys suck dick
hmmmmmmmm
First for Oilers
>>69111948
>Sept. 14, 2003
>295 yard game
The boy was on more coke than Whitney Houston, Rick James and Michael Irvin combined
>Free agent QB Tarvaris Jackson requested a public defender in his domestic assault case because he said he has no money.
JUST
>>69117352
typical
wtf are these idiots wasting their money on?
ayyyyyyyy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQGr3FSESHg
when do we get hard knocks
First for Rochester Jeffersons
>>69117459
kek
what a fuckin dummy
Reminder that this team is the only team to have an undefeated season in the history of the NFL.
>>69117563
kek, even in the captcha knew
>FA:Manziel says he's going sober starting July 1
He's high right now.
>>69114949
>janis
>rookie
So you're labeling him a rookie because he's shit? Or do you really not have a clue about "your" team?
>>69117670
Manziel will be banging trannies with Warren Sapp before the end of the month
>>69114949
Anyone from the NFCW
>>69117791
this is truly the perfect gif
can you guys tell tiki to stop shitting up /nba/
>>69118530
as soon as he stops shitting up /mlb/
>>69118530
>>69118603
i guess the rags shitposting drove him out
>>69117704
obviously meant he just doesn't have enough play time to really label him yet
guess I could have left it white tho
>>69118640
fun fact: I take my trip off to rags post sometimes. it doesn't bother me in the least
>>69118688
fun fact: i'm an eagles fan but i am also owg
>>69119154
thats impossible because I am the original owg
You might have been one of my importers though
SEVEN DEADLY SINS OF /NFL/
Old Bay
Tiki
p12
BB
Sneak
Scarletism
Carrmageddon
First for the Tonawanda Kardex
i have a feeling the panthers will win the kickoff game.
>>69121924
Have they gotten better over the offseason? That last game they played they looked like shit
How good would a prime Jim Brown be in the NFL today with all the current tech, nutrition, workout scheds, etc.?
>>69110080
When did Russell start throwing?
friendly reminder that this actually happened
>>69123263
Have you ever been to a game at the Georgia Dome?
- Romo is going to throw less times than Russell Wilson.
- Romo will lead the league in Passer Rating.
- Romo will have a career low Int%
- Romo will lead the league in TD%
- Romo will play at least 14 games in the regular season
- The Cowboys have two 1,000 yard recievers
- The Cowboys will rush for over 3000 yards
- The Cowboys will have the #1 offense
- Cowboys will score over 30 points a game
- Cowboys defense will be a Top 10 Defense
- Cowboys will play in the NFCCG
- Whataburger is better than 5 guys and In and Out
>Aimee Smith's store is gone from AliExpress
fug
Just finished watching Super Bowl 36 for the first time
How the hell did they lose?
>>69123466
Yes several
>>69124183
Cool. You gonna go to a game at the new stadium when it opens?
>>69124044
Patriots defense and Adam Vinateri.
>>69124265
at some point sure, I wanna see the new MLS team play also
>>69117791
>furry
best coaching decision they made all year was to sit him for most of the SCF
>>69124265
>>69124345
MEETUP ALART
>>69122771
he'd make AP look like Trent Richardson
>>69124044
>contain Marshall Faulk
>hold the GSOT to 17 points
>kick a field goal
>???
>WIN SUPER BOWL!
>>69124320
>>69124686
This, dammit. Saw the ball go through live at the Superdome and wanted to choke every Pats fan in sight.
Is this the most bitchmade move in sports history? Why wasn't he stripped of his MVP for this?
>>69125100
Absolute proof Cam's not a winner. Any QB would have dived for it.
>>69125100
Ware stripped it on behalf of the fans and media
Post UDFAs you want to see make it to your team's final roster and kill it.
>Rasm
>Duke Williams
>>69125100
wow, the panther's center was very close to getting the ball.
>>69114949
I think Martinez will start over Ryan, if not week 1 then before the end of the season. Ryan looked like straight trash. Barrington isn't much better.
>>69125035
>>69124686
Was watching the SB film of 36... Spygate shit aside, Bill got as much video as he could of the Rams from the previous weeks and became hell-bent on stopping Marshall Faulk.
Everyone was concentrated on MVP-boi Kurt and the pass game, but Marshall was the real backbone of it all. And the Pats defense managed to contain him enough (76 rush yards on 17 attempts, plus 54 rec. yds on 4 attempts) to let Brady march 'em down the field to get the Patten TD and Vinatieri's FGs.
>tfw your cousin will always have 2 more SB rings than you
Anyone watch that Cardinals "Hard Knocks"?
>>69126361
Wasn't Kevin the last RB that Bill ever cared about?
>>69108530
>driving your car a certain way during the offseason should anger the NFL more than cheating in the NFL
SJWs need to leave
>>69123893
Fuck, really?
>>69127273
>>69123893
explain
>>69108748
Yeah remember in 2013 when Manning was "projected" to set a new TD record after week one? Hah! What a bunch of retards.
>#Ravens TE Darren Waller is suspended for the first 4 games of 2016 for violating the @NFL Policy and Program for Substances of Abuse
>>69108916
>does UGGS commercials
>calls soda "poison"
>married to someone who gets paid to get groped by naked black guys in front of a camera
>been caught cheating multiple times
>one of the biggest whiners every time he gets contacted by a defender
How does anyone actually like this faggot?
>>69127124
absolutely not, Bill LOVED Kevin as a player. Kevin was the Swiss Army knife of both the run and pass game, and was obviously content on doing it, given that he stayed a Pat for his whole 13-year career. fun fact: he threw the only pass that Tom Brady was targeted (and caught) for 23 yards, back in that magical year of 2001.
>>69107262
Who's the win against, Sneakers?
>>69127596
>>69127124
>my reading comprehension
the answer is actually yes, Kevin IS the last RB Bill ever bothered to keep around for more than a season or two.
>>69110418
Shut the fuck up about Anderson's miss. That was literally like 0.5% of the reason they didn't win the owl.
First off, it was a 48 yard attempt. Not exactly a chip shot. They were still up 7 after that, but the defense choked and gave up a TD. The offense was too scared to play for a win in regulation even though they were one of the best deep ball teams of all time. The defense choked again in OT. They shouldn't have even been in that situation in the first place, but they played like shit all game. And even if they would've won that game, they would've had to face the defending super bowl champions, who happened to have a 2000 yard rusher and NFL MVP. Minnesota couldn't beat Atlanta at home, and Denver whooped their asses in a neutral field. The Vikings weren't good enough to win (or even get to) the super bowl that year, and blaming the kicker because he missed one fucking kick is kindergarten-tier retard analysis.
>>69111443
>Carr on the list
You're right, it's trash.
>>69128776
You're a mong lol. Carr is good.
>>69128539
when you have a kicker who had the first PERFECT season on over a certain req. number of attempts (35 in his case), you expect him to make the kick, considering he was 14 for 14 on 40+ yarders in the regular season. They would easily have had a chance to beat the Broncos too.
>>69112144
No way in hell Jones is ranked above Brown
>>69128921
Carr is good for a young QB. he's still only top 20.
>>69129012
That's what I'm saying lol. He's a good QB. Not elite or anything. Just good.
>>69128938
>completely ignoring the offense and defense choking right afterwards
>they would've had a chance!
>>69129235
They only choked because of momentum. You clearly have never been a victim of it.
>>69129235
just saying, he picked the worst time to break the streak of 39 perfect attempts over the whole season. It's not like Norwood where it was about 30-70 as to whether he'd make it or not.
>there will be morons who appropriate this entire argument to use with Gostowski's XP miss last year
>>69129057
which is why he shouldn't be on the top 100 list
>>69129834
I never said that he should be lol.
>>69129057
top 20 isn't good
top 20 is just good progress for a guy only a couple years in
>>69129354
You're right. I've never been a victim of it. Neither has anyone else, because magic doesn't fucking exist. The kicker choked, the defense choked, the coaches and offense choked. They didn't deserve to win that game.
>>69129712
At least Norwood was a do or die kick though. Norwood makes it, buffalo wins. Norwood misses it, buffalo loses. With Anderson, his miss left Minnesota up 7 with 2 minutes left. The whole team choked around him
>>69107186
>bagels
>aj green
>uhhhhhhhhhh nah
>all does people, all does boigers
>Saints pick up QB Connor Shaw
Always count on Cleveland to fuck up. I've always thought this guy should learn behind Brees, hope he makes the roster.
>NFL Network airing the Packers - Cardinals divisional round game
Divegrass is cancer
>>69123815
whataburger is good, but not as good as In n Out, and definitely not as good as Five Guys.
>>69132497
boo hoo. they could be airing either CCG.
>>69132497
Meh.
>>69133073
5 guys is the worst pile of shit I've ever head.
In N Out is at least good.
Bump because fuck povertydive
>>69106994
Only a pill addicted murderer would think that giving this slow-witted future-child-rapist more money than anyone else for subpar performances and guaranteed interceptions in must win situations.
who /ax/ here?
>>69134490
I fucking love in n out for its simplicity. Triangle burger looks promising but in n out is literally a 10 minute drive from my house. 5 guys sold me stale fries once and I never went back, fuck them. Mack or Von ? I take Mack
>>69134684
If it's for a long amount of time Mack.
But if it was for one season I couldn't pass on Von right now.
>>69134684
to be fair, if you get plain in n out fries they need to be fresh too, but they also need to be eaten hot. five guys fries are still okay-ish when lukewarm, the problem is the quantity.
Soon
>>69134609
He's better than the choke artist known as Aaron Rodgers. Dudes got so many screws loose you'd call him a good prom date.
Why does he wear a neck beard
>>69135428
He wears a neckbeard because he's even uglier without it.
If he shaved his beard, instead of looking like a dwarf from LOTR (disregarding height) he would look more like the cave troll from LOTR.
>>69106994
>FA:Manziel says he's going sober starting July 1
Good luck, he better be ready to cut contact with all enablers. There has to be dozens in his life at this point.
>>69135838
hope he likes self-imposed exile from his family and friends.
>he'll go out tonight and just find new dealers
>>69135658
What does he need to be good without facial hair? Just a nosejob? Maybe get his lips thinned?
>>69135838
>sober on July 1
>bender on July 4
We all know it's gonna happen. So does he, that's why he picked an inconvenient time to start.
>>69135932
A whole damn facial restructuring.
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000672769/article/former-browns-qb-johnny-manziel-found-dead-in-vegas-motel
Holy shit that was fast
F
>>69136668
>>69109755
Switch Raiders and Jets, Chargers and Cowboys
>>69127596
Brady caught a pass last season
>>69110086
I got two episodes in
Pretty good so far
>>69109755
terrible/10
>>69109755
Which Trash and Dumpster Fire teams do you think will fall ass backwards into the playoffs?
>>69109874
NFL Street 1 & 2
Me and my dad still plug in the ol ps2 every now and then and play it
>>69137522
ah yes, even better than the first as well. Amendola hit him up for a 36-yarder in the Eagles game
>>69127273
I don't see it in the search results but the direct link is still up.
I've actually never bought from her. Her jerseys don't have the shitty, shiny numbers you see on some fakes, do they?
There are too many trips on here
>>69137910
isnt that /NFL/'s gimmick?
Is anyone familiar with DirecTVs NFL Sunday Ticket? Im thinking about switching from Cox but it doesnt list how much the renewal rate for Sunday Ticket is
>>69137998
Gimmicks aren't a good thing. Believe me, I would know.
>>69137910
there are too many complainers about trips on here
>>69125538
holy shit
http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2016/5/8/11635106/eagles-2016-undrafted-free-agent-signings-interesting-notes-highlights-contracts-scouting-reports
it might be biased as a site but this shit makes me optimistic about depth
>PFF College @PFF_College
Eagles UDFA Connor Wujciak earned a +8.7 pass rush grade against Power-5 opposition, 19th-best in this interior defender class
>PFF College @PFF_College
Philadelphia Eagles UDFA Aziz Shittu had a 10.9 run stop percentage against Power-5 opposition, 6th-best in this interior defender class
>Eric Galko @OptimumScouting
#Eagles got the top SPARQ DT in Connor Wujciak from Boston College. Great fit for Jim Schwartz defense. Active, athletic 3-tech.
those previous 3 should make one of them enough to fill in for the loss of cedric thornton, they wouldn't even be starting so its all good
>PFF College @PFF_College
Eagles UDFA WR Cayleb Jones forced 23 missed tackles over the past two seasons
>PFF College @PFF_College
Injury held Eagles UDFA Dillon Gordon to 44 snaps in 2015, but his 2014 +6.8 run block grade was 2nd-best among SEC TEs in this draft class
we could use some tight ends
>PFF College @PFF_College
Philadelphia Eagles UDFA Darrell Greene had the second best pass blocking efficiency (99.4) among guards in this class
we need dem guards
could be a steal if pff is actually respectable
https://vine.co/v/OnIrdVddbpi
>>69138073
Stop pretending to be me fucking cunt. Fuck you and your nigger shit.
Favorite Team
Green Bay
Favorite Player
Danny WOODHEAD (cause we are about the same size, but i'm kind of chunky)
Favorite porn star
Mandingo
favorite comic book
Flash
favorite sword type
claymore
>Better player
>Peas or carrot
>>69138458
Meh.
>>69138808
Raiders
Howie Long
I don't watch enough porn lol.
Capeshit is uninteresting
Bastard sword
Peas.
I thought Sneak had the word "Magic" in his trip
>>69138909
Stop it you ass
>>69138909
stop it you ass
Lelbron's doppelganger is on Wheel of Fortune right now
>>69139030
Not cool.
>>69139032
Not cool.
>>69138996
I do.
The other one is generic impersonator number 512.
>>69138996
his standard tripcode does
>there a tripfag imposter arguing with himself right now
this is how far standards fall during the off-season
>>69139184
Meh
>>69117563
They really had no business doing it either. Griese went down in like week 5 or something. Then again the Dolphins had a piss easy schedule that year, if I recall correctly they only played like 4 teams with a winning record the entire year.
>>69139613
this, most overrated of all time aside from GSOT (who played ONE team at/over .500 at game time or season's end)
>>69139737
You're just mad that they did what you couldn't lol. A win is a win no matter how easy or hard.
>>69109755
all good except sea hawks are hopefuls and steelers, ravens, and jags need to move up one
>>69111101
>those digits
so close
>>69139984
they had we were playing, figuratively, Pop Warner-level teams.
the Patriots, Bears and Seahawks teams are the only ones on there who played even an average-difficulty (give or take) or better schedule.
>>69139984
also, The Tripfaggot Formerly Knows As The Tripfaggot Formerly Known As Dennis Pitta's Broken Hip, I'm not mad. I've accepted that the '85 Bears are the greatest team of the Super Bowl era, because they managed to seal the deal and the Patriots didn't.
would you reverse one of your team's Super Bowl wins if it meant preventing 9/11?
>>69140834
>>69140908
Relax m8. I was just trying to get a rise out of ya. I'm not DPBH. I'm the raidnigger lol. I haven't even seen him anymore.
>19 innings
Wew
. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y26N61s-7Q
>>69141233
>play 19 innings
>lose
>on canada day
>>69141244
lol
>>69141295
>scoring 1 (one) run for your country on its national holiday
>laffs
>>69141465
I just checked the Jays' Facebook and they're so fucking mad lol.
NEW EDP NEW EDP NEW EDP
https://youtu.be/IWP3L_2S9RY
>>69141508
>when it comes to washing clothes, niggas like to talk shit
>>69106994
My hair's turning white....my necks always been red, and my collars still blue. I guess you could say...that ive always been....... RED WHITE AND BLUEEEE!!! god bless America
>>69109121
Raiders are popular with Hispanics in California. Dallas, Houston, and Arizona are the most popular teams in Mexico.
>>69141508
>his hairline
JUST
Also,
>this is how I do my laundry
Even EDP isn't immune to the rigors of the offseason.
>>69141508
I personally prefer to use hair juice over dish liquid but thats just me
>Bears sign QB Conner Shaw
Is he any good?
>>69142529
He was one of the very few bright spots on the Browns last season. Give him so time to play and he will be okay.
>>69142553
>tfw actually okay backups to cutlet (hoyer, shaw)
feels good mane, maybe we won't implode like we used to every year when Cutty got hurt
>>69142594
2bhwyf you could even start Hoyer and Shaw over Cutler a couple games out of the year.
Reminder for anyone that doesn't know, the Arizona Cardinals season documentary is free on Amazon atm, its actually an interesting to watch and atleast something football related in the doldrums before training camp.
>>69142619
>you could even start Hoyer and Shaw over Cutler
Nah don't fall for this "start the backup over Cutler" meme
>Todd Collins
>Josh McCown in 2011
>Caleb Hanie
>Jason Campbell
>Jimmy Clausen
2013 McCown got lucky with meme pass defenses
>>69142664
Agreed. I'm gonna be pulling for DAT BIRD come playoff time, since my dogshit team will inevitably be at home. Would love to see Palmer, CJ2K, and Larry Fitz get rings.
>>69138808
The fudge packers aren't even going to break .500 this year
>>69142619
If you're picking him up this late then obviously fuckin not
>>69141244
>tfw no football gf
Even if she were cringeowrthy like that I'd embrace it.
>>69142194
I've always seen three negatives to being a Raiders fan. I hate the niggers, I hate the Mexicans, and I hate the faggots who dress up like they are going to a metal concert. I stand by what I said months ago about anyone who ever put a skull or spike on when they went to a Raiders game can never truly be a fan.
>>69143112
I agree. Also I hate the bandwagoner 49ers fans that will be coming in the next few months.
does anyone have access to PFF's premium NFL stats that would be willing to let me use their login?
>>69143157
>bandwagoning a dumpster fire team
>>69143157
>Also I hate the bandwagoner 49ers fans that will be coming in the next few months.
Shit, that didn't even occur to me until just now. We're also going to be getting more bandwagons because of all the "rising team" hype coming from the media lately. My brother is a baseball fag and is already talking about getting on the bandwagon and starting to watch football even though he was born in Virginia.
>>69143216
It's already happening. Last time I went to a Raiders game, I saw a man with a 49ers tattoo wearing a Raiders jersey. Especially now that the 49ers are trash.
>>69143282
Oh, I thought you meant people bandwagoning the 49ers.
>>69143497
yeah, nobody's doing that
well, except MAYBE the people who are just now getting into football and are intentionally choosing a bad team so that they can build up "cred" for later on. they won't be here very long when the turnaround doesn't happen right away, though.
>>69143677
I've seen it man. It's the fucking chicanos doing it.
>>69143677
I doubt the Nanners are turning things around under current ownership.
>>69143722
those have already been here. they're just breeding new minions is all
>>69143759
hence the usage of the word "when" rather than "if"
>>69143759
Sadly Jed is in there for the long haul only hope is he pulls his head out of his ass before Cali falls into the ocean
>>69143906
I honestly think the best you can hope for is getting lucky as fuck and striking gold. Mark Davis is a complete fucking retard and we're finally getting better. I'd still rather suffer through Mark's reign than see another owner come into the picture, I can't imagine the Raiders without the noble Davis bloodline.
I talked to some anon here a while ago and he said the Browns would git gud if they just rolled with their punches and stopped trying to make a big splash every year in the draft. The Browns finally did that this past year, and that is how the Raiders got back on track. The Niners just kind of rolled with what they had this past draft, I think if you just let them keep happening and see where you wind up rather than trying to force yourselves into being good you'll eventually pull through.
>>69144228
>I honestly think the best you can hope for is getting lucky as fuck and striking gold.
we did that already. we got harbaugh, and Jed decided that wasn't good enough for him. getting lucky despite a bad front office isn't going to be good enough, we need Jed to just smarten up over the years. he's only in his mid 30s, he's got plenty of time left and not much experience yet.
>>69144287
No offense man, but a person like York will never get it. He's the kind of man who's been handed everything in life without knowing what it's like to earn it. He was handed a team from the DeBartolo's who knew how to win. He doesn't. His egotism will damn him. He will never learn. I advise you try to either kill him or find a new owner lol.
tfw no bf
>>69144356
delet this
>>69144347
>>69144287
hm. hey harboi who was that coach 9ers fired after he worked for the organization for a decade. I read he was living in a car before joining.
>>69144465
You mean Ron Jeremy?
>>69144287
Well you'd best pray you get lucky again. Jed and Mark are both incompetent as shit, I can't really blame Mark much because he only could learn from Al when he was on his last leg. Also Al kind of went off the deep end towards the end of his life.
I thought you'd hire Jackson, I didn't think anyone would take Chip after this past year as a HC at least.
>>69144465
you mean tomsula? he was the head coach last year.
>After the play, personal foul: unnecessary roughness. Instigator number 51, has been ejected. Fifteen yard penalty, automatic first down.
>>69144510
no.. thats a porn guy.
>>69144539
I think so, why did they get rid of him?
>>69144530
how would u know how your dick feels in your own ass
>>69144539
top kek
>>69144582
I literally want to kill myself after the rule changes this year. I want to see players chimp out dammit.
>>69144588
>why did they get rid of him?
Because he fucking sucked.
>>69144590
>night janitor
He looks like a guy who would moderate sp in his underwear
>>69144590
>Jim Tomsula can get an HC job with that resume
>I'm still unemployed
>>69144588
scapegoat
>>69144657
Why did they even hire him in the first place? What did he have on his resume that made Jed say "Yeah, this is the guy".
>>69144590
shes means you can't be a man if you bounced something bigger than your benis.
>>69144631
that team after the fiasco could've done worse. He was screwed over doing a favor by cruise controlling the FO's damage. All that effort just to be cast like a worthless pawn.
>>69144602
What did they change
>>69144688
He wanted a yes man who would not interfere with his personality. Harbaugh was too strong-willed.
>>69144698
This is why I'm mad.
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000646837/article/nfl-passes-automatic-ejection-rule-for-2016-season
>>69144692
actually getting the HC job was more like a loyalty reward since he was the one ratting on harbaugh to york and baalke. fangio was shipped out instead of given harbaugh's job because he "wasn't loyal enough".
Why havent you watched the All or Nothing series yet?
Its free on Amazon.
It absolutely SHITS all over Hard Knocks.
Its really really great, would love to see my team on it
>>69144688
initially? he was brought over from NFL Europe to be the DL coach, and had that job for a while.
>>69109755
10/10 tbhonesto familia
>>69144688
Same reason mularkey has a job, he's a placeholder coach while management decides what direction to go to.
Though he did as well as could be expected. 5 wins with a dysfunctional orgsnization and a shot tier roster. Still a better coach than gus Bradley.
>>69144657
this was a bad idea
>>69144692
what if you have a monster dick and you take slightly smaller monster dicks
>>69144830
lohl.
>>69144817
this
>>69138938
My nigga :)
>>69144817
also to clarify, he had been continuously working as a football coach in some capacity since as long as I've been alive, he just was at levels where he couldn't support his family full-time on that. a lot of the coaches in lower college tiers or that were in NFL Europe had side/seasonal jobs to make ends meet. so it's not like he had no experience with football beforehand, it was just that he had to do other jobs too
>>69144777
>SHITS all over Hard Knocks
Not sure I'd go that far. The roster management aspect of HK is hard to beat.
>>69144856
Actually my favorites most of the time were Lyle Alzado, Jim Plunkett, and Fred Biletnikoff. But it told me to say one fan.
>Datone Jones said he is "loving" his switch to outside linebacker.
LE SCHEME MAN IS AT IT AGAIN
>>69144970
Hubba hubba I got a chubba at the thought of that. Actually, I didn't lol. That sucks.
>>69144970
what is it with the fascination that the packers and vikings have with UCLA players
>>69144970
Did peppers die of old age?
>>69145028
maybe they just want to get rid of his retardedly huge contract
>>69145009
UCLA is the best school in Socal, duh.
>>69145045
This season is the last year of that contact. And he'll be 37 when the season ends. It might be his last year which is why the Packers drafted an OLB in the 3rd.
>>69145009
Jim Mora held scheme man and zimzam at gunpoint
>>69145095
>if he pushes for one more season Peppers could be playing in the league same time as his nephew
weird
>>69138808
>Favorite Team
Raiders
>Favorite Player
Kenny Stabler.
>Favorite porn star
Mia Malkova, she is absolutely perfect in every way. She is too beautiful to be doing porn, sometimes I feel guilty after rubbing a few out to her.
>favorite comic book
It might make me a faggot but The Walking Dead.
>favorite sword type
I've never used a sword but I guess the long sword.
How the fuck would I know how a pea would compare to a carrot in football?
>>69144856
Damn, I'm jelly. I've been meaning to get a signed Stabler jersey, but I don't see the point in buying a jersey I didn't have personally signed since I can never know if it is real or not. Fuck me for pushing it off so long.
>>69145116
ken griffey sr. and ken griffery jr. hit back-to-back home runs in the same inning once
>>69145051
true but why does wisconsin or minnesota care that much more than other places about it
>>69109755
If the Browns were near the top, then yes
>>69145194
Because of all the talent UCLA produces compared to PooSC.
The eagles would be a SB team right now if they still had jmac djax and shady
Jfmsu fampai
>>69145249
>Fankenreich as OC
>SB
Probably not m8.
>>69145249
Iggle fans are fucking stupid.
>>69145276
take it back
>>69145249
As a Chargers fan, I hope you enjoy Reich.
>>69145303
Make me
>>69145303
No every year you guys talk shit but then disappear when you fall apart and I'm sick of it.
Just wait until you guys win so owl for once.
>>69144711
It is really fucking hard to get 2 pf's and not get ejected.
The only way you can get away with that shit is if you're on the cover of Madden
>>69145276
this tbqh
and packers fans.
>>69145336
don't make me come over there
>>69145354
i i honestly don't think i've ever left 4chan for any extended period since i got here
which is another problem but you know
Why are jersey's in the 40's range almost always used by scrubs?
>>69144711
What exactly would be the kind of unsportsmanlike conduct calls thatd get players ejected? Taunting? Excessive Celebration?
>>69145520
I'd imagine straight up fighting like Beckham Jr and Norman
>>69145520
eye poking
>>69145520
Spending more effort trying to headshot the same player all game rather than actually playing
>>69145486
cuz there are better numbers at every position that is allowed to use 40s
running backs and defensive backs tend to go lower because it's seen as more prestigious because of college, and linebackers prefer 50s and 90s
good number for a fullback tho
>>69145520
streaking
>>69145563
That was one of the best games of the year. the whole thing came to head with Odell getting a TD over Norman on a fourth down play.
>>69145520
Correct me if I'm wrong, but its only certain UC penalties that count towards the two strikes and out rule right?
>>69138808
iggles
Sproles
Phoebe Queen
>capeshit
dual blades
peas
>>69142529
he's okay but made of glass
>>69145270
>>69145276
>>69145305
Talent ise you stupid fucks
The defense is rock solid with talent and coaching g
Tb offensive line is good
Only question marks are at wr2 wr3 be and qb
With Marlin Jackson and Matthews
And learn McCoy
Would more than make up for a rookie in Carson went
They could go on to win it like the broncos
>tfw wageslave
>tfw gonna miss out on all the impromptu fantasy league sign ups
>>69145811
>impromptu
so you just like drafting? you don't actually want a league that keeps playing after week 3?
>>69145811
just join your workplace's fantasy league
ugh this thread sucks just make a new one already
>>69145811
>not doing based pick 'em.
>>69145840
last year i missed out on a 20-teamer here. i don't wanna have to make another league.
>>69145848
not enough people
>>69145874
I can, but it will be seven deadly sins of /nfl/ edition.
>>69145886
I just remembered the Dragons League with the ridiculous scoring systems are gonna be back
>feelsgoodman
>>69145886
>20-teamer
you probably didn't miss much, those often don't even last until week 3 before people start dropping. some of them give up before the draft is even over.
>>69145897
what about the spaghetti league that awards terrible play instead? I keep missing out on those.
I was planning on making a smaller-scale one too, but I'm still thinking of how I want it to be set up.
What's the greatest underdog story in nfl playoff history, /nfl/?
last two digits are the number of days until fitz sign back with the Jets
>>69146407
2007 giants
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