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>not Teams destroy their future by overpaying for players in free agent frenzy edition
Where does he end up?
>>69110272
guys i just got home from work
were there any good trades or memes today?
>>69110316
Avs are going to do something stupid with Duchene and/or Landeskog
>>69110309
nice
>>69110316
11 hours my Canadian friend. The trades and memes will be too much to handle.
>Ottawa snes
>an internal cap team in CANADA
reminder that Galchenyuk is ELITE
I miss FA starting at midnight.
Who's more important to >your team, lads? Finns or Swedes?
If the wild sign fucking Okposo I might kill myself.
>>69110330
interesting, thank you
>>69110336
>mfw tomorrow is canada day and i'm going to get paid to eat BBQ and watch hockey trades
>>69110370
swiss
>>69110393
>mfw it's been Canada day here for 13 hours and I've been drinking like mad but have to go teach kids English in a few hours
OH WELL.
really hope lucic gets signed longed term
>>69110412
I forgot my face.
WHY THE HAWKS RESIGN ROZSIVAL?!
WHY?!
FUCK THIS EARTH!
>>69110393
where at? heading to grandville tomorrow, where do i get free shit?
Post >your teams projections after Free Agency
Lucic - McDavid - Puljujarvi
Pouliot - RNH - Eberle
Maroon - Draisaitl - Yakupov
Hendricks - Letestu - Kassian
Sekera - Larsson
Klefbom - Fayne
Davidson - Gryba
Talbot
Johnson
>>69110370
finns
>>69110373
i hear you bro
>>69110412
if anyone tries to give you shit tell them they're oppressing your cultural heritage
>>69110437
uh well i'm in kamloops so i'm going to go to the one location in the city that stuff is going to happen in
>>69110450
>ruins
>>69110475
They won't, I've got 2.5 hours of sitting in the office "lesson planning" to sober up first.
also
>Rickard's Red
My man.
>>69110475
damn, you comfy af
i'd be lucky to get free cake #smdh
>>69110516
good stuff but honestly i'm more of a sleeman's cream ale guy
>>69110518
don't you guys get free fireworks?
>>69110450
You guys looks so much worse without Hall, McDavid will break his back carrying you guys
>>69110450
Granlund - Koivu - Coyle
Parise - Staal - Pominville
Niederreiter - Haula - Zucker
I'm - not - sure
Suter - Spurgeon
Scandella - Prosser
Brodin - Dumba
Happy Canada Day buds
>>69110370
finns now, swedes future
>>69110370
>pulju vs klefbom and not-taylor hall man
>>69110395
Give me the story on Lehkonen. He looks like he's been a good, though not outstanding, player on a top team in a league slightly better than the AHL. His stats have improved nicely over time, but he is also undersized. What's the deal?
>>69110450
Ovechkin - Backstrom - Oshie
Johannson - Kuznetsov - Williams
Wilson - Eller - Burakovsky
Winnick - Beagle - Richards
Carlson - Alzner
Orpik - Niskanen
Orlov - Schmidt
Holtby
Grubauer
same as last year p. much
going to do the same thing i did for the draft: tell people i'm 'busy', get a fifth and a pizza, and let the memes wash over me.
>>69110565
What
>>69110450
Kempe - Kopitar - Gaborik
Pearson - Carter - Toffoli
Mersch - Dowd - Anfreoff or Martin maybe
Lewis - Shore - Brown
Doughty - Trouba hopefully
Muzzin - Martinez
Gravel - Forbort/McNabb
Quick
Budaj
JUST
>>69110540
yeah, but that's late at night at the harbour
i'd rather get free food
(we're getting festival of lights in a month or so anyways)
>>69110565
you're early
>>69110642
Time zones, anon.
habs fans still on suicide watch
>>69110552
I don't want Staal but I can see us getting him for 2 years.
Not sure why we would break up Nino Haula Pommer line.. they were our best line at the end of last year.
This is what I see us trying if we get Staal
Granny - Koivu - Coyle/Zucker
Parise - Staal - Coyle/Zucker
Nino - Haula - Pommer
Dalpe? - Graovac - Shroeder/Fontaine
We just signed Dalpe to a new deal so I figure we try to use him.
>>69110450
Marchand - Bergeron - Cehlarik/Donato
Pastrnak - Krejci - Okposo
Vatrano - Spooner - Griffith
Blidh - Acciari - Kelly/Hayes
Chara - Trouba
Krug - Miller
Miller - Russel
Rask
Subban
This is what I think will happen out of camp. I think Vesey will sign with Buffalo so Donny will jump on Okposo for scoring from the wing. I think Cehlarik and Donato are sleepers and both produce more on the right side.
My verdict: JUST
>>69110699
Additionally, I think McQuiad will be traded for non-roster futures. They won't pay him and Miller to do the same job.
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /hoc/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I.
>>69110727
>A FUCKING LEAF
>>69110549
Hall could carry a line on his own and I'll miss that but at the same time having a balanced 2nd and 3rd line could replace the offense >we JUST lost in moving Hall.
Also Lucic v.s Nurse if anyone hasn't seen this one: https://youtu.be/yRHwVitOQdM
>>69110779
stupid niggers
>>69110779
How do you feel about trading another offensemen for a defensemen this offseason?
>>69110598
Sounds good to me tb.h
the avalanche are gonna trade duchene and barrie right?
>>69110312
Oilers.
>>69110412
>tfw still thought it was Tuesday
>tfw literally just realized that it's already July
Just.
>>69110831
Depends on who's coming back
>On the block:
Jordan Eberle
Nail Yakupov
Benoit Pouliot
>Would rather not:
Ryan Nugent-Hopkins
Patrick Maroon
Untouchable:
Connor McDavid
Leon Draisaitl
Which Canadian meme team will finish highest next season? Will any of them make the playoffs?
>>69111055
Habs take 1st wildcard. Jets take 2nd wildcard. Canucks and Laffs go 28 and 29. Everyone else in between.
Cap t
>>69111055
Here's a look at how the conferences will shake out
>Atlantic
bolts
panthers
wongs
sens (wc)
bruins
sabres
>laffs
hasb
>Metro
pongs
caps
>rags
little debbies (wc)
flyers
canes
isles
columbus
>Central
stars
preds
blackhawks
mild (wc)
blues
jest
avs
>Pacific
kongs
flimflams
ducks
oilers (wc)
shorks
coyotes
cantpucks
>>69111111
sixes confirmed. witnessed and capd
>>69111111
holy shit
>>69111055
oilers win the president's trophy
>>69110450
Ladd-Tavares-Bailey
Nelson-Staal-Strome
Lee-Cizikas-Clutterbuck
Prince-Quine-Kulemin
Grabovski(>implying he ever plays again, he might play with Tavares and Prince would be moved out of the line-up)
Leddy-Boychuk
de Haan-Hamonic
Hickey-Pulock
Mayfield
Greiss
Halak
Berube
>>69111043
RNH has been shopped a ton apparently based on all the shit I've read for the past 5 months.
Do you think it's worth keeping him even if you can get a decent defender for him?
isn't canuck a swear word to call a canadian? why would they name a team that?
>>69111226
no?
>>69111111
Fucking KILL yourself. What a shit get you maple syrup milking CUNT. Absolutely FURIOUS right now. Embarrassing as fuck.
>>69111111
>laffs go 28
FUCK YES PLEASE WE TOP 3 PICK AGAIN
Did >we improve this off season
where is binland?
>>69111307
Why is /hoc/ so good at gets phams?
>>69111247
how come your flags all f*cked up england
>>69110349
>finally about to granted sweet sweet release from melnyk
>thank you cancer-chan
>melnyk buys his way to a new liver
I want to kill the guy who gave him a liver
>>69111316
highest concentration of low functioning autistics
>>69110475
>if anyone tries to give you shit tell them they're oppressing your cultural heritage
>implying japan cares
>>69111316
a bunch of rich boy NEETS who can wait for gets all day
>>69111262
Nah m8, you'll be edged out of top 3 by vegas
>>69111340
That meme comic has never accurately represented /hoc/ because it has never contained /hoc/ memes such as pigs, dogs, or jons.
>>69111372
That's because it was before pigs and jons
>>69111226
it's the same as calling an american sports team the yankees, which you did
Hopefully in the NHL there were no fights.
>>69111408
It was before jon, but not before bean man, or dog. And pigs were being posted before it was made. They took off immediately after the hawks won. Check the dates. >>69111368
>free agency tomorrow
>don't even care what my team does because its probably nothing significant
>just want to see teams shoot their foot with terrible contracts
anyone else?
>>69111518
Even though I'm very worried about what Holland will do, I also look forward to hearing about bad deals any other GM makes.
http://livestream.com/nzihl/16g17
REAL NIGGA HOCKEY
>>69111420
oh ok. i thought canuck was a cuss word
>>69111564
why cant kippers be my gf
>>69111632
bc its a man, baby
>>69111564
god the mics these commenters have are so fucking bad
i can't do it senpai
>>69111638
that's even better, actually
>>69111111
>this absolute fucking delusion
>>69111624
well i mean don't walk into a bar in calgary and start saying it
that's our word
>>69111564
im legit better than some of these guys. will they give me new skates cos ill fly over and park in the high slot pop a quick 20 in if they pay me beer money
>>69111683
Ching pong tai xing ching ding
>>69111683
How does it feel to always be inferior to Japan in ice hockey, Harbin?
>>69111701
so it's like 'nigga'. that's a bad word and a bad name
>>69111717
greetings vancouver :]
>>69111728
bro it's 2016 everyone is saying nigga now
i'm a white boy and i say it to random niggas all day they love it try it out
>>69111717
>>69111719
I'm the Canadian with the Japanese flag from earlier.
>>69111788
ban evading is against the rules!
>>69111788
FUI XING HONG CHAO
HOHO
>>69110412
Did it when i was teaching in Korean. Regret no regret.
>the Kings are gonna do something stupid tomorrow
ahhhh gud ebening amerigan beeple :---DDDD
Lead us to the promise land....
>>69112011
be my gf kippers
how are my fellow laffs fans going to kill themselves after we sign kris russel to a long term deal
>>69112011
Hello. Be my gf pls
>>69111788
Sup Kippers
>>69112030
what a qt
i hate hockey hpnestly
>>69112116
But the main thing is we all love each other =)
>>69112116
Me too m8, just started watching this season cuz they wanted to take they yotes away . I wish somebody would have introduced it to me earlier
>>69111916
Cheers.
I enjoy watching games alone and shit posting. My friends talk to much and don't pay attention when we watch together.
>>69112149
same my friends are all casuals and just make me feel autistic and tryhard for knowing too much and caring too much. thats the price you play for love
Happy Canada Day, /Hoc/.
And July 4th just around the corner.
>>69111111
Meme Magic at work again
Post a more beautiful NHL moment than this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGovDkf6JHs
>>69112189
I go to work and talk hockey to coworkers and the ones that do "know" hockey are fucking wrong about everything.
They say phil kessel and not bill the thrill.. how fucking new can you be?
>>69112291
thats not so bad. my friends literally try to tell me erik karlsson is a defenseman
>>69112291
>my friends actually think the Carlyle hire was good
>>69112288
I can't. The avs are one of my favourite teams glad they cucked NJ. Fuck the devlels
>>69112342
My friend said he wanted Carlyle more than Boudreau. I'm in minny and this happened after the fact
>>69112398
I wanted to fire Boudreau after the constant game 7 bedshitting but had I known Carlyle was the alternative I would have been fine keeping him
>>69112430
was there a coach you wanted in particular?
>>69112471
they prob couldve convinced sullivan
>talking to a guy at work, know he's into hockey
>ask about free agency tomorrow
>"it would be cool if we go after loosick"
>don't know what he means, just play along to be polite
>mentions a few more names and finishes with "but loosick is the main one"
>say something like "guess we'll see what happens" and GTFO
>an hour later it hits me what he meant
>don't know if I was being messed with or he was being serious
>>69112471
No, but I didn't think Carlyle was a realistic choice because surely Murray wouldn't be retarded enough to rehire the last coach he fired. Joke's on me.
>>69112495
he prob was being srs. like he rly thinks u should sign that goon, lol
>>69112495
There is a guy I work with that knows hockey pretty well but can't pronounce names for shit. I correct him all the time and probably seem like an ass for doing so.
If I heard someone say loosick I would definitely ask who the fuck was he talking about.
>>69112540
>>69112495
I got a friend who says Lookick and I just mess with him about it and we both have a laugh.
>>69112495
well Sakic should have been pronounced like Lucic too but the hockey world just ignored that one
>>69112291
>your friends don't go on Reddit
Sounds like you have good friends
Happy Canada day you fucking shitcucks smell my nuts
>laffs
Might go see Big Wreck in Leduc
>>69112894
Stamclot is a cuckold and will never win shit
>>69112950
>I didn't want him anyway
t. laffs fans everywhere
>>69112950
stammer was fucking with the leafs and the rest of the nhl the whole time. he knew he was gonna resign but wanted to see what chaos he could create with a potential signing.
>>69112351
I like Devs, but Bourque deserved to win it
Crosby is the Lindros of this generation
When did /sp/ become such a shit board? It used to be hilarious at night but now it's terrible because there's no "bro culture"
>>69111111
Has to happen.
>>69110370
Swedes because Finns are ruining it
morning and happy leaf day my leafs
yfw bishop and lucic sign with dallas today
>>69112960
seriously though a lot of leafs fans didnt want him, hes a risk after the injury and clots and we dont need to be taking on huge contracts now especially when fucking 30% of our cap is on LTIR or overpaid players
>>69113608
merry leafmas
Let's go pens
There's a fuggin leaf day?
What is wrong with reddit?
>>69110475
>Not going to the pig,red beards or red collar and getting drunk all day
>>69110370
>used to have the greatest Finn
>now only 1 Finn
We'll never meme to another Cup.
>tfw $60M
>>69113652
>ltir against cap
>Laffs "fan"
is it 10 pacific or new york time?
>>69114652
Still not sure how he gets more money than Barkov.
>>69114786
yes
>>69114786
Neither. 12 eastern 9 Pacific
What's he thinking about /hoc/?
>>69114691
>reading comprehension
>cowen not bought out
>laich, horton, michalek, lupul, etc taking up over a quarter of cap space
>zaitsev and possibly others needing extensions next season
>half a dozen more guys needing extensions 2-3 years from now
the last thing we needed was an uncertain stamkos eating a huge chunk of cap
>>69114889
Ltir doesn't go against the cap
>>69114908
>OR
>OVERPAID
>PLAYERS
>>69114836
Calder trophy and 2 extra UFA years. Also Barkov signed his contract when his career high in points was still 36.
>>69114929
Then you should have put only overplayed players as ltir is 0% of cap ya dumb fuck
>>69114952
and when players get off LTIR their cap hit disappears right?
>>69115058
The only 2 on ltir arnt coming back
>>69115253
promise me
>>69115262
Promise
>>69114864
Thinking of fresh new memes, of course.
>yfwswtc
Bold predictions
>lucic signs with mild
>vanek to hongcouver
>oilels ship out RNH
>frogs trade price & city riots
>>69115514
>oilels ship out RNH
I seriously wouldn't put it past them.
>>69115539
For Brady Skjei
>mfw the oilels trade McMeme to Vegas next year
>mfw he wins one for da strip
>Bob McKenzie @TSNBobMcKenzie 23m
>Like @DarrenDreger said, mix'n'match SPECULATION looks like this: Eriksson (VAN), Ladd (NYI), Nielsen (DET), Lucic (EDM), Brouwer (CGY).
>>69115736
>Eriksson (VAN)
what the fuck are they even doing? do they think they can compete?
>>69115752
They're obviously tanking for a 30th place finish with an all-Swedish top line.
>>69115736
Brouwer would be perfect in CGY. They need 2way power forwards and right wingers something bad.
>>69114481
>Armenia showing off his tattoo but trying to hide his faggotory with some reddit bantz
Just admit that Doughtys, Qu4ck and Kopitars cocks could happily life in all of your body openings
>mfw
>>69115514
>Vanek to Hongcouver
Now that is really bold, and considering that there are (according to rumors) 15 teams interested in him, he probably won't go
But nonetheless, why the fuck would anyone still sign Vanek? His career is slowly dying and there still is some big fuzz about him
A healthy Grabner would be a way better option than some old slob
>>69115789
If they lose Colborne they're gonna need him. Wish that mother fucker would use his size.
both brouwer and colborne suck dicks
>mfw kek holland signs okposo, Nielsen, Martin all at the same time
>>69115736
>Trade Hall then overpay Lucic
My god
>>69110450
Vesey - Eichel - Reinhart
Kane - O'Rielly - Okposo
Ennis - Girgensons - Fasching
Foligno - Larsson - Gionta
Kulikov - Ristolainen
McCabe - Bogosian
Gorges - Nelson
Lehner
Ullmark
>>69115831
Colborne is a lanky fucker and Jankowski's probably already as good without having played a game in the NHL yet.
>>69115853
Brouwer's the best player in front of the net right now fampai. And he's big, fast, hits a lot, can score on the rush. He's the ideal power forward.
Any other Leaf fans worrying they'll sign Russell in for something like 5 years?
I'm thinking like 2, 3 max.
>>69110312
Montreal
Helm signs for 5 years @ 3.85 mil
>>69116684
>4 million for a less than 30 point player
even Detroit is being retarded. This is going to be a good FA
>canadian hockey """"""""""""""""""""""""""fans"""""""""""""""""""""
>>69116299
it would make no sense with the recent moves they are making, if anything they should be looking to sign some literally who shitters on 1 year deals, the andersen contract was understandable but this would be insane
>>69116721
>L
hambeasts will never learn
>>69110311
That's one smuk Heffer
>>69116736
I agree with you completely, I'm just saying that the Leafs are on the short list for him and I'd really rather they didn't at all, worst case 2-3 years. I don't want him - I'd much rather take in some cheap literallywhos and take a gamble in that department.
>>69110370
Swedes the jackets have 3 gods on their team
Karlsson
Wennberg
Dansk
>detoilet brown wings
@Real_ESPNLeBrun
Detroit Red Wings showing interest in Alex Radulov.
>>69110450
Saad-Jenner-Atkinson
Foligno-Dubinsky-bjorkstrand
Hartnell-wennberg-Anderson
Milano-Dubois-Calvert
Jones-Murray
Savard-Johnson
Kukan-paliotta
Boobtittsky
Korpisalo
Forsberg
God the first line looks solid but after that just bjorkstrand and Dubinsky it's just meh
Defense eh
And goalies look great
>>69116891
Bob stays healthy he's really good
https://twitter.com/JFChaumontJDM/status/748882740699881473
>habs have an interest in kris russel
>>69116955
habs have been linked to have big interest in literally everyone, it's amazing
Elliotte Friedman Verified account
@FriedgeHNIC
There were some rumblings Andrew Ladd was supposed to visit DET this morning. That did not occur, so all signs point to NYI.
LUCIC TO OILELS
7 year $42 million
>>69117053
Prove it
>>69117053
more like 7x7
>the biggest names have been signed already
>best D left is Jason "solid 2nd pairing defenseman" Demers and the best forwards Loui "concussions galore" Eriksson and Kyle "Tavares babby" Okposo
Travis Yost
@travisyost
Alexander Radulov has signed with Montreal.
>>69116839
Rudulov just signed with Montreal
>>69117128
Why are Canadian teams so dumb?
Robby Stanley
@RStanley247
So Montreal trades for Shea Weber and then brings in a guy who burned Weber after he vouched for him a few years ago. This'll be fun.
>>69117128
IT'S REAL
TOP WEW
>PK was a locker room problem, so here's radulov
>>69117205
radulov is a winner. Subban is not.
fins need to be banned
>>69117221
JUST GIVE THEM THE (gagrin) CUP
>>69110272
Can't wait to see Radulov in le système and get into a tiff with Therrien
>>69117293
>penguins just won a cup on speed and skill
>montreal gathering all the slow bruisers they can find
>>69114864
thingken of bust
Weber on suicide watch
I challenge you to tell me a better hockey game.
>>69117309
>>>69110272 (OP)
>Can't wait to see Radulov in le système and get into a tiff with Therrien
Kek
>>69117471
blades of steel
BRIAN CAMPBELL TO BLACKCOCKS
1 year $2mil
>>69117471
GOAT chel
>tfw no more Bolts fans on /hoc/
>>69117496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js1BMM2_QQ0
>>69117471
Wayne Gretzky's 3D Hockey
>>69117471
You were so close, anon.
Now that I think about it, time to download the rom and toss it on to my SD card in my Wii U.
>>69117471
NHL 2K3 through 2K6 were based as fuck.
>>69117518
HOW DO THEY KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>69117543
>>69117521
>PU sports
the 2k games were way better
we on sportsnet or tsn guys
>>69117710
flipping to the other station when one starts to talk about the leafs
Post rare Jons
Wait nigga wut
Didn't he just sign with Habs?
>>69117777
Checked
>>69117777
>pls post more reddit menes xDDD
Grow up kid
I'll just leave this here...
You frogs don't deserve another team.
>>69117792
Can't sign until noon right? Can flip still
Did I miss everyone laughing at the habs for signing Radulov?
>>69116296
>Brouwer is best power forward
>conveniently forgets that he fans wide-open shots at point blank range
where to watch the show guys?
>>69117792
The NHL central registry bureaucrats won't accept any deals before noon ET
Players aren't even supposed to discuss exact numbers with teams right now, only ballpark estimates and suggestions
>Beukeboom is the new rags assistant coach
Best move they'll make all offseason desu
>>69117923
Working for me
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/live-tv/ca/tsn-live-stream
>didn't sleep at all yesterday
>falling asleep right now
>just reminded it's FA Frenzy today
What do I do? Stay awake and die or go to sleep and miss it all?
>Michael McCarron @MacAttackUSA93 4m4 minutes ago
>@nikscherbak see you in a couple hours bud #cakebytheocean
What did he mean by this?
>Habs fans unironically believe Weber is an upgrade over Subban
>Not realizing "MUH HEART, MUH INTANGIBLES" has never triumphed over skill
>>69117959
Sleep, only bums available
>TSN has craig button and pierre
JUST
>>69117955
>gazillion pop-ups
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>RADULOV - GALCHENYUK - SEMIN
holy fucking elite
>>69117989
>Perds fans not realizing that when Weber retires in 3 years because he's broken down and regressed, it's Nashville that will get crushed because of recapture penalties.
>>69118047
>browsing shady online streaming sites without Noscript and Requestpolicy
>>69118072
>pretending like Weber would give up that cash instead of being permaLTIR until 2021-22 when the real money stops
2ND DAY IN A ROW I WAKE UP AND JUST MAD AS HELL THAT P.K. IS GONE. WHAT THE FUCK MB, WHAT THE FUCK MICHELLE WHAT THE FUCK MOLSON
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69117895
he just sets such a good screen that even he loses track of the puck
Who will be signing the real prize of thee free agency, Joni Ortio the future vezine winner
>>69118048
>elite
maybe for the KHL
>>69118048
Win the award for most overrated trio ever.
TSN stream where
>>69118220
>semin
>overrated
pick 1
>bringing up clarkson deal
>>69118169
Calgary just didn't want to give him a raise for his play last year. I wouldn't be surprised if they tried to resign him as a UFA even if they didn't as an RFA
So when does free agency finally start?
>>69118315
30 mins
>trade subban for character issues
>sign rockstar radu
>he thinks the blackhawks can't win next season
Tip top kek
2017 is our year
That Ekblad deal will probably be fine but I'd wait at least to see how he plays without Campbell. Don't understand the rush there.
>>69118355
>ekblad & yandle combo
Not bad desu
What channel is it going to be on for burgers? Or should I just find a TSN stream?
Also, I hope they shoot a shirt cannon at another chick's chest this year.
nick kypreos is my favorite hockey analyst
who's yours /hoc/?
>>69118388
fuck off normie
>>69118388
Tell your inlaws they can suck a dick.
Stop being a pussy.
>>69118388
just go to the bathroom half an hour after
>>69118347
>10 years
>10
>fucking
>years
>>69118388
>gf
fuck off
>>69118388
You could just tell them you're pumped about the news, sports are pretty normie. It's not like some nerd shit where you need to hide your power levels.
>>69118401
Nick is like the definition of "hit and miss"
Either he's about as right as you can get or he's so far removed you wonder how he was a hockey player, let alone now an analyst. It's fascinating.
>>69118347
They meant character issues like being black and having an opinion.
>>69118347
>get rid of rumored Subban-Pacioretty drama
>bring in well known Weber-Radulov drama
they're doing it on purpose now
>>69118245
Ovechkin/Backstrom baby
gib youtube stream pls
DID THEY JUST BULLY FINLAND?
>>69118543
You can't overtake Canada if you're already the best, Finland.
BASED PIERRE
OUR GUY
Who /TSN/ here?
>>69118388
go make a blog, faggot. no one here cares
>>69118431
>have god tier in-laws
>try to fuck this up over the free agency
lol no thanks Mr. Funland
>>69118438
Probably gonna come down to this
>>69118462
Here in Austria hockey isn't that popular which wouldn't be much of an excuse telling them I'm hyped, especially if we go to such a fancy and kinda expensive one that was planned for a long time now
>>69118442
and the best thing is she and I both love hockey (although he doesn't care about NHL, except the Yotes) and we both are season ticket holders for our regional hockey team
>tfw
last two digit is Radulov $
Well, this is it for me. I'm in China, Canada Day ends in 15 minutes and I have to be awake in 6 hours for work.
Wishing everyone the best of luck in signing, I'm looking forward to catching up tomorrow.
Happy Canada Day, everyone.
>>69118593
right here bud
>let Pierre on the panel
>it goes off the rails immediately
that why he's the best
>>69118613
THIRTEEN BUCKS WHAT A STEAL
>>69118613
Kek, wouldn't be surprised if Montreal tried to pay him that much
what the fuck
I thought we were free of this meme
>>69118607
If I were you, I wouldn't worry about it for at least an hour. The only signing that will probably occur almost immediately is Lucic, the rest could take hours.
>>69118607
>(although he doesn't care about NHL,
>he
>>69118631
Can't even get your proxies right loser
>>69118658
Okposo will be immediate too
Wings sign Dan Cleary to 1 year, $1.5 million deal.
>>69118689
Google The Golden Shield.
>>69118658
Ladd is probably done too
>>69118699
You stop that. Hes in the AHL forever now.
>>69118684
oh fuck meant SHE
thanks for calling the typo bro (no bully intended)
>>69118699
>this shit Newfie keeps getting a job
ITS HAPPENING
>>69118596
>Doesn't care
>Responds anyway
Wew lad
GIVE ME A STREAM OR I'LL DO SOMETHING DRASTIC
Why do Bergevin and Therrien still have a job? Did they give mad BJs at Molson or something? I really appreciate the memes that this whole fiasco has created though.
>>69118797
because they speak French
>>69118766
Buffalo is where all Tavares babbies go to die.
>>69118789
channel 30 on your rogers tv plan
>>69118797
Molson has respek for the system
>>69118355
Better lock him up now than after he scores 50 points playing alongside Yandle on a non-abysmal PP. He also played more with Kulikov than Campbell last season.
The cushy zone starts and playing behind the 2nd (scoring) Trocheck line on even strength happened not because he can't defend, but because he was the best offensive defenseman. The 1st (shutdown) line could score at will even though they had more defensive zone starts one often played with the 3rd pairing. Ekblad's situation is just like Barkov's, who didn't play on the PK regularly until his 3rd season even though he was the Cats' best defensive forward the moment he stepped into the league.
>>69118789
Fucking faggot, there is one right on the NHL's website.
Did mommy let you run around without your helmet?
>>69118758
yeah i bet you did
john scott's a big guy
the raptors should sign him
AHHHHHHHHHH
>>69118766
How is Buffalo going to pay Reinhart and Eichel if they sign Okposo to 7x7 like its rumoured?
>>69118388
How do they feel about you blog posting on a Chinese cartoon board while you're at a fancy dinner
>These sportsnet cucks shitting on the panthers
These guys are so fucking unbearable. How do you Canadians put up with them?
>>69118850
Maybe for you he is
>>69118856
>replace 2nd line center with a career LW
>>69118841
I guess that's the thing to me, I don't see his value getting much higher as a RFA even if he does get 50 points.
>>69118820
fpbp
>5 minutes
hold me
>>69118880
they're referring to his production/presence
>>69118865
I have TVA fucking Sports. Sportsnet is godlike in comparison.
>>69118857
Bridge deals and not replacing the cap hit of Gionta.
Possibly trading Ennis and/or Moulson?
>>69118856
reports are the deal is 7 years
>islels
>>69118843
shut the fuck up you little bitch say that shit to my face punk ass nigger
>>69118904
Additionally dumping Josh gorges
>>69118865
Their draft coverage was pretty awful desu
I'm so bored waiting for this to start I'm watching the Williams sisters get BTFO at Wimbledon.
>>69118925
"Waaaah mommy I need my tendies because an internet stranger called me a retard"
@69118962
hey reddit
>>69118982
>inferring I'm from reddit
>Can't reply correctly
>>69117777
>>69117813
Disrespecting the king of /hoc/
@69119016
jesus christ reddit GET OUT
>>69117221
No, he is eternal loser. That's why he's always so butthurt.
HERE WE GO
General Fanager
@generalfanager
James Reimer has signed with #Panthers 5 years @ $3.4M
>7 years
wew ladd
>>69119032
Go home Gordie
>>69119034
Whoah, looks like he's Luongo's successor
>>69119055
thats setting the bar low
please dont fucking sign weise for 4 fucking years
>>69119034
>not Calgary
fug
Reimer's good enough to be a 1b. Luongo/Reimer is the best tandem in the league.
>>69118930
>>69118996
>>69119018
Keep them coming boys.
>get rid of hall
>sign lucic
How do you do this? Hall was arguably a top 5 winger in the entire league. They should have dumped Eberle and Yak. Edmonton is now way tougher but not much better
>>69119093
Fucking Christ Hextall, did you really need to go that long for a slightly better Ryan White?
>>69119102
>wingers
lol
Thanks for Lucic & Sekera, Kongs.
Do we get an offersheet today?
>>69119102
I don't understand why anyone even wants Lucic, he is not that good.
>>69119102
did you forget about larsson?
also
>never scored 30 goals
>riddled with injuries
can we stop pretending hall is the best lw in hockey history
>>69119102
Edmonton needed a number one D man and traded from a position of weakness and Lucic will be a tough 30/30 player with McDavid.
>>69119082
Even if he won't become a starter it's not an expensive contract
>>69119094
Pretty good, they also cost a combined 7.75M
>>69118479
I couldn't believe him when he broke the subban trade, I thought he was joking or something and had to wait for other insiders to confirm
>>69119165
I thought for sure he was hacked since no one else had it at first.
>>69119152
He is though, he's huge and can put up 50-60 points a year and he's now in his prime and will be for the next 3-4 years. He also may be a dick on the ice but he's actually a good leader and a very nice guy off the ice and he brings some strength and size to Edmonton.
>>69119102
Lucic is a good player. 60 point power forward most years is good.
>>69119201
nah senpai
>he's now in his prime
wew
>seven years for wew ladd
>>69119201
Playing with McDavid he could break 70 points
>>69119228
He's 28, he's never had a serious injury ever and his production hasn't declined. He can still make space and score goals
>>69119242
free agency, what a wonderful time
>>69119217
He's good now but I doubt his body holds up for the full seven years
SHARKS STILL HAVENT WON A CUP
STILL
HAVENT
WON
A
CUP
KEKEKEKEKEKEK
I FUCKING DIED
>>69119258
>lucic in front of the net and battling in the corners while mcdavid skates around everyone
Add pulju to the mix and you got an unstoppable line on paper
Detroit Red Wings Verified account
@DetroitRedWings
UPDATE: The #RedWings and C Frans Nielsen agree to terms on a 6 year deal.
>>69119285
we're talking about Lucic right now
>>69119160
>7.75
cheap. How much are they paying the finns in dallas?
>>69119272
They will probably only get 4 years out of him with this contract but it's what you pay for free agents these days
>>69119285
>shorks
>>69119300
Is a little over $5mil/year too much? Or is that okay?
Nielsen to red wings
6 year $31.5mil
>>69119300
rip
must all aging players go to detoilet at some point?
>>69117471
Nobody even mentioning pic related.
You guys have awful taste.
>>69119351
5.25 million for a 32 year old 3rd line centre seems like too much to me.
>>69119351
way too much
6 million X 7 years for Lucic
Nice
>canucks actually signed someone
Thank god people still want to come here
>>69119321
10.4
Lu/Reims costs almost 3M less for Florida than >finnish goaltending (Vancouver's also retaining 1M of Lu's salary)
>>69119380
>>69119385
He put up over 50 pts and the contract isn't that long.
>>69119403
>detoilet cuck damage control
wow oilers are gonna stomp the west the year ez mode haha
>>69119272
he's only 28 so its not imposable he'll still be as good as he is now for the first 5 years. For his 34-35 years he may not be the same player, but he'd still get more than 30 points for sure.
>>69119395
>7 years
>Nice
>>69119412
>being this ignorant of the market
or did you miss all the 40 PT players getting $6 mil and 4-5 years the past two offseasons?
>>69119324
True, and it's good for the franchise that they're gunning for the playoffs and getting top free agents
>>69119307
Salute, he did his thing here in LA. But 7 years? Best wishes to him, but that's a long ass contract at his age.
>>69119403
>and the contract isn't that long.
a lot of delusional people on /hoc/ today
>>69119395
no, lucic is a bad player(dont look at his points plz) and he cant play like that for any longer(dont look at his games missed to injury plz)
>>69119427
>10 missed games in his entire career
b-but muh unsustainable physicality!
EVERYBODY GETS 6 MILLION DOLLARYDOOS
>buffalel
>bombston
WEW LADS
>>69119095
>>69117777
Here's some Dank OC for you homies
>special young player there
he is talking about pulju rite?
>okposo 7x42
>lucic 7x42
which would you rather have?
Which teams fucked up already with terrible aav/term?
>>69119474
wew ladd's contract is pretty risky too
>>69119486
Taylor Hall desu
>wongs sign helm to a 5 year contract at almost 4mil AAV
>Nielsen gets 6 years at 5.25 AAV
Why pay over 9 million per year to a second and third liner?
>lucic waiting to play with mcmeme
>>69119501
Isles with Ladd
Wings with Nielsen
Sweeney the absolute madman has done it again
Reimer and Perron are the most decent deals today. Sad to see so many teams get memed on.
>>69119501
buffalo and nyi
>>69119500
they aren't comparable players
>all these teams doling out 5-7 years
>all these teams thinking players will still be good at age 35+
holy fuck I love FA Day 1. So much retard shit.
Is 6 million the new average contract?
We need a new lockout
>>69119547
>6 mil for okposo with tons of cap room after next season
christ you canadafags are retarded
>>69119500
Depends on the team. Probably Lucic, he's got more assets and can easily transition to a smaller role on a team and still be effective
>6/6 too much for Eriksson
>5/6 just right for Backes
>tfw you think you're not retarded
>>69119561
mckenzie already predicted one
>>69119457
>those are suspensions
he'll get suspended more in edmonton
NICE Calgary got Brouwer at a pretty reasonable deal
>>69119561
Well the cap will god own when Vegas gets added, everything split 31 ways instead of 30
They'll lockout anyway because that's the only way they know how to bargain
>>69119574
>7 years for a tavares babby already trending massively downward
>>69119582
Wrong ss
>yfw its all a long con by the GMs to fuck over Las Vegas in the expansion draft
>Staal to Minnesota
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
>>69119561
>We need a new lockout
Go away jew shill
>>69119617
>Mild
>>69119605
>tavares babby
oh boy here come the memes nice argument faggot
no wonder there were more americans in the 1st round this year you guys are the ones who are trending massively downward
>>69119486
Yes
>>69119451
He'll look good next to McDavid
>>69119395
Its a 7x7
Is Canucks 6x6 erikkson deal better?
>>69119285
>hongcouver has never won a cup
>blose have never won a cup
>laffs have never won a cup since it mattered (expansion)
pour one out for the dead homie Matt Greene he was a real one on BD ;__;
>>69119613
>sign all these players to shit contracts
>dump them on vegas next year
It's actually genius when you think of it
>>69119559
No players take short contracts, if they do you pay a shit ton.
>pedosota
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>3 x 10.5
not bad really, it might work for them
>>69119617
>3 years $3.5 mil average
Not bad
Thanks BLose, I was worried for a second you were actually going to be competitive for once.
>>69119634
It's not 7x7, it's a 6AAV for 7 years which is fine for Lucic
>>69119617
It's actually a good contract, it's just that team isnt' going to do anything.
>Staal 3 years 3.5 million
That could have been a good fit for Ottawa
Cheap fucking jew
>bruins
>path to winning a stanley cup
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA
canadian teams are closer
>>69119692
pretty much, at least they didn't go full retard
>>69119500
Okposo's got more skill and is really underrated in that area, but Lucic is a better skater. Lucic probably since he's less likely to slow down.
>>69119631
im not wrong and he is trending down
lick my nuts
>Backes leaving a team that will make the finals in the next few years for a team that won't make the playoffs in the next 8 years
>tfw your team isn't stupid and doesn't sign 30 year olds to 5+ year deals
>>69119736
feels good
>>69119730
money bruh
>sportsnet canada day commercial
hold me
>>69119730
>BLose
>finals
Lol, their entire team was dependent on meme magic (Elliot, Backes, Brouwer, Ott) and they're all gone.
>>69119736
>But still won't make a strong push to the playoffs ever.
>Snes
>Jorts
>flimitty flams
>>69119736
I'm sorry, I haven't ever experienced this. Can you describe the feeling in detail?
>>69119762
hold me
>>69119617
its a low risk signing and good value for a 40 point player, but if they're hoping he becomes a 60 point guy again they're delusional
>>69119617
This is actually the only pretty good contract that got handed out today.
>>69119500
Lucic can dole out more damage and is faster..I'd want him on the Sedin line desu
>>69119803
also campbell
This is Jesse Puljujarvi, he was drafted 4th overall by the Edmonton Oilers and looks forward to playing with Connor McDavid.
>>69119795
>if
>>69119529
Ken Holland is a fucking faggot
>>69119803
Perron's is good
>>69119820
He is also an autistic savant
>>69119818
He took a big discount because he wants one more cup with his old buddies
OILERS STATUS: THICC PLAYERS, FAST PLAYERS, SKILLED PLAYERS, DECENT GOALIE
MANGO SENTINEL HAS NO BRAKES
>>69119820
That curly hair kid lost weight
Why haven't you /hoc/?
>>69119820
Notice his smile and happy face, Jesse cant wait to win the cup with his buddy Connor.
>>69119853
too bad they are a shitty one line team now
>>69119785
*unzips hug*
I don't understand the sens. Why have one of the best dman in the league but not spend to get a piece or two and improve the team?
>yfw devlels win da Stan lee cup
>edmonton managed by absolute retards making terrible decisions for 10 years straight
>still in the best position of any canadian team
>>69119755
>watching SNet over TSN
>>69119874
Karlsson is only there to sell tickets, they don't care about winning and would get rid of him if people would keep watching
>signing the playoff equivalent of dick rash for 2 mil
not bad
>>69119874
>>69119881
On my phone at work
*insert smuc devlel pepe
>>69119859
He didn't lose weight, he grew out of his baby fat
>>69119874
How are the Hoffman negotiations going? ;^)
>>69119859
pretty easy when dads a billionaire
objectively speaking can anyone with a straight face say that we arent contenders next year? i dont think so
now if we still get demers i think we are the favourites
>>69119894
That's beyond retarded. The team is like one or two pieces away from being solid.
>>69119902
The eternal jew. I get it now
>>69111340
No river critters?
>>69119884
That Larson trade tho lol
>>69119864
nah, they're bringing up their 5 top prospects this season. might not win the cup this year but they'll be a contender next season.
>kassian
>lucic
>maroon
The western broad street bullies
>>69119951
not even close
>>69119974
what about it?
>>69119951
Lol you Oilers fans are worse than leafs fans now.
Mcbust is made of glass
>>69119951
/lifelong/ here, who is this ugly autist? will he play on pulju's line?
>>69119951
I wouldn't be surprised if the oilers made the playoffs desu.
>>69119984
they're basically turning into Anaheim 2.0
>>69119951
>>69120000
Nice get, can't argue with that. Oilers are doomed to another 5 years
>suddenly "lifelong" Oilers fans everywhere thinking all this trade commotion is good
Obvious bandwagoners who if they watched a season of hockey would know that the Oilels are still going to be shit
The Bruins are BACKes
>>69120001
Subban went for weber, hall and yak would've worked for subban but you faghots got Larson. Made gudbranson trade look nice. >>69120001
>Lucic
>"The top free agent is off the board."
...what?
>>69120051
oilers are a contender right now
get over it
>>69120003
>Oilers "fans"
The finn is kongs fan tier
Love the term and AAV on the Lovejoy deal. I for one welcome the New Jersey Penguins to this distinguished league.
MAKE A NEW THREAD YOU KEK AUTISTS JESUS FUCK
>>69120073
contender for top 10 draft pick yes
>>69119951
The coilers will finish bellow the flames AGAIN. Pretty pathetic.
>>69120066
youre not very smart
>>69120006
thats conor McDonalds, he was the #1 pick in last years draft i believe? if edmonton decide to play him with pulju, i think he can score +60 points next year
Is David Backes a good signing for Boston? Did they overpay?
>oilers get Patrick Maroon and then some other dumb goons in FA and think they're a contender while trading away one of their only good forwards for a meme defensemen
>thinks this makes them a contender
Lol
>>69120091
you're the one who cares, do it yourself
>>69120118
the fucking BLOSE were trying to get rid of him. What do you think?
>>69120001
you could have milked a few picks out of them too
>>69120118
it's better than some of the other deals but they're not winning shit so it's kind of pointless
>Pierre LeBrun @Real_ESPNLeBrun 1m
>Almost half of Lucic contract is in the form of signing bonus money; full NMC all 7 years and limited NTC (list of teams) last 2 years
Almost as buyout-proof as Clarkson
>>69120089
haha just saw that on /r/hockey! UPVOTE!
>>69120118
He's a bit older but its a solid deal for the bruins, they didn't really have a choice. Letting Loui walk is smart.
Backes is a "Bruins" player
>>69120119
>good forward
>zero 30 goal seasons
>riddled with injury
>>69120147
fucking kek. Never change oilels
>>69120119
Meme defencemen are like Karlsson
>>69120143
I thought the same thing about Pitt this year
I mean a 7 and an 8th seed made the finals 2 years ago
anybody can win the cup, except for canadian teams of course
>>69120118
no, yes
>>69120165
good relative to the Oilers. No one on that roster is ACTUALLY good. In b4 McMeme.
>>69120175
yes and you just traded for a really shitty version of him.
weise to flyers
>>69110450
Skinner - Staal - Nestrasil
Teravainen - Rask - Gauthier
Nordstrom - Lindholm - Vey
Di Gisueppe - Nash - Shugg
Faulk - Hainsey
Hanifin - Murphy
Pesce - Slavin
Ward
Lack
Everything other than the defense makes me sad... maybe the first two lines are decent as well.
>>69120147
If its all signing bonus he could be dumped on a cap floor team in the twilight years
>>69120300
>nestrasil
literately who?
>>69120118
Bad deal for term. Still a decent player and not as full retard as some of the deals.
The problem is the team needs to rebuild and by the time they're good again, or have relevant D, he'll probably be too old.
>>69120118
Terrible signing. Giving Loui the extra year would have been far more smart.
>>69117967
Developpment camp
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