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old>>69034062
first
Here's a trim Ben Rothwell with a thick head of hair fighting a big fat motherfucker that's lightning quick and rolls for a heelhook
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjGBbk4gFJw
I'm not a cuck lads
How do you stop him?
Upcoming events:
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7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
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7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
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9/3: UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
Previous thread: >>69034062 →
News:
>Maia-Condit added to UFC 202
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/carlos-condit-returns-meets-demian-maia-at-ufc-202-in-las-vegas-in-august
>Silva wants Bisbong
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ex-champ-anderson-silva-the-latest-to-call-out-new-ufc-middleweight-king-michael-bisping
Who /Eugene/ here?
McDonald-Lineker new headliner for South Dakota
http://www.ufc.com/news/McDonald-Lineker-to-Headline-Sioux-Falls-Event-on-July-13
Landon Vannata also new opponent for Tony Ferguson in co-main
Magny-Kim at 202 http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/6/28/12051742/mma-news-neil-magny-vs-dong-hyun-kim-targeted-for-ufc-202
is this the official thread?
>>69044369
I hope Magny loses
>>69044393
Yes sir
this is airing tonight
>>69044393
It is now
>>69044393
Approved.
>>69044436
What time tho?
>>69044436
why does dc have abs
>>69044476
no one knows lol
I suspect in like a commercial break because its not listed in any tv guide
>>69044436
Not very hyped after seeing this
http://www.cartoonthrills.org/JohnKreel/commercials/ufc/ultimatefighting.swf
>>69044490
why doesn't jones have underwear?
>>69044491
>have to watch the entire programming block just to catch it
fuggen devilish
Condit subs Maia with triangle, 2nd round
Cap it then check the archives in the future as backup
Please win carlos
Does anyone know where I could find the previous thread?
Need to catch up on some shitposting.
Jon? You like that succ Jon?
>>69044680
Don't worry a helpful Britbong has you covered!
>>69044328
>>69044337
Big Eugene fan here. I've been listening to him for years.
>Ariel
What a goof
Ariel goofed his own career with that crying stunt.
yole
>>69044801
>it got physical
>>69044222
I'm too busy to do a thread war right now, you win this time downie
>>69044801
his kids are gonna see that
Condit 1, 3, 4
>>69044852
Don't be mad you lost again autismo
>>69044852
>I'm too busy
>>69044852
You are not busy with anything
You have no life
You are a deranged obsessively compulsed Asperger inflicted teenager
>>69044337
Every here
>>69044852
You know people probably used this thread out of spite right?
>>69044337
my favorite is patrick wyman on heavy hands
connor: yeah as i get older i find it harder to get a grasp on these foreign fighters' names
DR. patrick wyman: i know i used to be fluent in 9 languages now i'm only comfortable with 5
chris weidman claimed he wasnt retiring until he fought jon jones
luke rockhold beat him and claimed he was the new big thing
LUKE ROCKWHO'LD GOT KOed BY MICHAEL BISPING
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP HAHAHAHAH
JUST!
>>69044852
>I'm too busy
>tfw I made both of the threads
>>69044293
Remove half of his intestine.
>Getting KOed and losing your belt to someone you already recently beat
DESTINY'S A BITCH!
HIS REIGN'S OVER ALREADY? HE'S ALREADY DONE?
GOOD JOB LUKE!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST AN INCH OFF YOUR ALREADY RECEDING HAIRLINE WITH EACH LEFT HAND?
JUST!
>>69045029
>>69044884
>>69044918
all the same person
>>69045165
>I'm too busy!!!!
>But I'll comeback and say they're all samefagging!!!!
So Tyson Fury got caught for steroids. When will they ban boxing?
>>69045193
still the same person
still too busy :]
>>69045019
>>69045122
Who are you talking to? What's going on? What is wrong with you?
>>69045201
source?
>>69045271
Lmao, you got BTFO, bud. I'll let you get back to your work though, lol, but I'm not sure you will. I'm sure it's very important like the OPs you make, lmao
>>69045165
Sorry bud people here dont like you
Other than hitting the gym and having a 15 minute work call, I've pretty much done fuck all today. Anybody else /wastethedayaway/ here?
>>69044853
Oh shit
>>69045388
haha everyday lad
>>69045329
lmao the other OP got deleted
>>69045409
Same lad...
Same.
>>69045388
Nah man I was too busy collating news and upcoming events
>>69045388
I got fired for getting into a fight with the CEOs retard cousin last week, Ive wasted the past 8 days straight
>>69045416
LMAO >>69044155
I was just doing some shadow boxing and threw my back out.
Any advice?
I'm in so much pain.
>>69045537
Obamacare
how retarded you must be to hurt yourself while shadowboxing
>>69045537
Iron sharpens iron
Keep going
>>69045479
Did it get physical?
>>69045508
Has to be done or people would piss about to no end
I CAN'T LET YOU GET CLOSE
>>69045681
if u show hespekt... u don't lose ur teeth
in braziw we say dat
do you watch bellator?
Lol memes
http://bookiebeatdown.podomatic.com/entry/2016-06-28T14_01_19-07_00
Threadly reminder that thinking Aldo got USDAd is a meme opinion.
>>69044436
Who /depressed/ here
Will Luke's loss affect Cormier? They are boyfriends after all
who here /mackenzie/?
any info on that chick shes fighting yet?
>>69045952
every day
>>69045952
move to a warmer place friend
>>69045957
>in less than 2weeks AKA will have 0 belts
>>69045952
what happen to u anon
>>69045982
The Chris predicted this
>>69045982
DC will fucking heem Jones you asshole, just shut up
Luke is clearly a baby for his teammates saying he would fight Werdum and avenge Cain.
Will he try to fight Jones after he beats DC again or will Luke be stuck at 185 as the guy who lost his belt to bingbong?
>>69046002
I hate my job
>>69045959
Shes fighting at Legacy 58 you can look up the card details. I always mark out for Jits fighters so I hope she does well.
>>69046049
Same
Mine's just a summer job for some extra cash for senior year though
Then it's onto real jobs after that
>>69046049
so quit you fucking cuck
I've already pre-ordered my UFC200 PPV. All of you plebs will be clamoring for a stable stream while I watch it in glistening HD on my 70" flatscreen.
https://youtu.be/xg5iKJ4jhCU
>>69046056
i know but there's no info on that chick tho
>>69046169
>Unironically watching womyn's mma
>>69046098
>70"
sure, bud
Am I the only one finding it ridiculous how almost everyone is focused on Conor's jiu jitsu instead of his standup when he lost to Nate
>Condit is going to be 2-5
>>69046098
>70"
what is this 2006?
>carlos fighting Maia in a 3 round fight
how fucking dumb can you be
>>69045298
https://www.reddit.com/r/Boxing/comments/4pv6g9/world_heavyweight_champion_tyson_fury_denies/
>>69046196
Condit beat Lawler
>>69046221
>>69046265
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/boxing/world-heavyweight-champion-tyson-fury-8284227
>>69046285
lol he is fat too
Threadly heeminder that Diaz-Lauzon will be FOTY
>>69045388
More like /wastedmylifeaway/
>>69045388
a DAY? are you out of your mind?
i haven't done shit in 34 years
>>69046303
>>69046315
diego fernandez, right
>>69046303
I thought it was nick Sanchez vs Diego Diaz?
>>69046302
Glad to see you weren't killed in the explosion.
>>69045642
haha awesome!!!1!!!1
>>69046438
thanks adan
>>69046190
Nobody cares about conner
Thompson beats Lawler
Condit beats Maia
Thompson vs Condit
>>69045364
>>69045329
I've been too busy to reply to you
Just wanted to let you know you're a goof
who are you rooting for karolina or rose?
>>69046584
>I've been too busy
>>69046584
What are you busy with?
>>69046610
No one cares, faggotron
>>69046613
I have been
I'm still too busy to reply to you goof
>>69046605
Rose of course
literally who is this toilet-cleaning looking woman
>>69046621
I've been busy
>>69046635
go blow your father
R8 my vlog
https://youtu.be/cUSmLTHRY5k
https://youtu.be/cUSmLTHRY5k
>>69046605
Karolina
Just because people on /heem/ who post her are annoying
>>69046638
Yet you STILL are, Tyreese. This is that part of that thing we've always talked about where you come back to get BTFO REPEATEDLY because you enjoy it.
>>69046605
obviously my boy
>>69046688
You don't understand downie
I'm very busy, you're lucky I'm still replying to you
>>69046671
Of course you'd say something gay like that, faggotron.
>>69046699
Double dubs confirm he's very busy
He totally isn't me btw
>>69046681
i make 90%+ of the paige, rose, karolina, claudia and joanna posts
>all """these"""" "people" who have literally never been busy in their lives
I bet the people who make garbage OPs eat unhealthily and are drug users/drinkers/smokers.
>>69046746
feelsgoodman
GUYS IM SO FUCKING BUSY
BUT YET IM STILL POSTING ON A MESSAGE BOARD LMAO
TRUST ME, IM BUSY AS FUGGG!!!!!
>>69046746
Remember when you got BTFO just now
>>69046753
I think so too anon
They probably have Down's Syndrome as well, and have never been busy in their lives as a result
I bet they also pay for cable like good goys
>>69046753
>>69046746
>>69046774
Lmao, Tyreese, you must be so busy working on that new OP everyone will read, right bud
>>69046774
people with down syndrome aren't lazy
>>69046771
I don't, I was too busy to see it
Link me back to the posts I "got BTFO" in
>>69046575
yes
>>69046789
I'm very busy
>>69046796
When everyone called you out on your bullshit that you were busy, lmao
>>69046793
"They"""""" haven't been entrusted with enough responsibilities to make them busy because they have Down's Syndrome
>>69046774
>I'm too poor to afford basic services
>the reason why? I'm a very busy man who makes important OPs on /heem/ after all
are you ready for this spicy banger?
>>69046827
What bullshit
I've been very busy, downie
I didn't get the chance to read your 15 posts
>>69046793
>>69046844
>>69046774
>>69046753
All the same people
ONCE
IN
HUMAN
HISTORY
>>69046863
I am a very busy man, you're right about that
I'm too busy to reply to you, even
>>69046876
I can personally confirm this
>>69046869
Bud, you've literally responded to every single post you've been BTFO in, lmao
This is that prophecy thing we've been talking about, Tyreese
>>69046868
Why does Joanna's makeup always look like she's in a casket?
>>69046897
>y-y-y-y-y-you got b-b-btfo lmao bud lmao bud bud bud lmao lmao lmao lmao y-y-y-y-y-you totally got BTFO
>implying I can BTFO by a downie who's never been busy in his life
>>69046901
BTFO
T
F
O
>>69046901
i cant wait for bisbing to get BTFO by hendo again
>>69044293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=altGsuOLycM
>>69046942
webm of hendos family please
>>69044293
Hit him
>>69044293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V3OT_LZtow
>>69046921
Lmao, calm down, Tyreese. Don't want to lose focus on the OP's everyone reads
>>69047026
Everyone does read them, even you do
>>69046901
>you now remember when rampage eluded bisping did roids
>you now remember bisping has a resting heart rate close to lance armstrong who was juiced to the gills
>>69047090
Rare proxy
>>69047090
what did mexico mean by this?
>>69047074
you're getting BTFO, Tyreese
>>69047121
>Tyreese
the mad man said it again
>>69044293
like this
>Guys I'm very busy with very important stuff
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/previous%20upcoming%20events%20news/country/us/
>>69047195
none, you weirdo
>>69047121
>p-p-p-please notice me adan
>>69047260
>p-p-p-please stop BTFO of me
ONE FC on July 2nd. Spicy co-main heem incoming.
>>69047351
that russian dude is jacked
>these faggot nerds fighting on a 4chan mma thread
>>69047367
Russians don't even have a word for "drug test"
>>69047382
>gays not welcome
>picture of conor
>tfw i am the bigger man here
>>69047382
There's no fight here, lol, just tryhard sperg Tyreese getting BTFO as usual
>>69047300
>p-p-please adan l-l-look how similiar my posts are to yours
>>69047417
>yo cracka, we'r ur waif at
>>69047429
you're getting BTFO, tyreese
>>69047382
>>69047412
Is this even our Conner MicGreger?
>No tats, smaller arm shoulders chest
It ain't him I think
>>69047529
>that kick
>>69047497
>HURRR HURR BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO TYREESE TYREESE
learn a new word downie
>>69046221
100% lies orchestrated by angry Jews.
>>69047585
lmao tyreese getting triggered again because he's getting BTFO
>>69047529
i love how she closes her eyes, who the fuck does that after training muay thai for half of their life
rate this card
>>69047685
lots of heems/10
>>69047685
Garbage.
>>69047685
Ultimate Surrender- 8/10
TUF Finales if Khalil isnt there- 4/10
Pearson-Brooks: 5.5/10
Choi-Tavares 6/10
Mutante-Smith- 8/10
Matthews Lee- 6/10
The rest- wgaf
>>69047685
wgaf/10
>>69046901
>mfw
isnt msg too soon, should he rest for a while after getting all the brain damage and spine surgery?
>Yfw your horse dies and your wife takes the kids
this is the best MMA fight of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5IM0S_gpxg
>>69047843
It might be.
Reminder that the UFC has the right to kick out any gossip rag journo they want to.
>>69047843
>Giant Silva is 2-0 against sumos
Styles make fights
How do you go from this.....
downie
chris
weidman
Is Brandon Shag duckling Rick Panini?
can she make 115 pounds?
>>69047949
Is he sweating mayonnaise?
>>69047974
Jesus christ who could blame him
>>69046863
lmao btfo
>>69047984
what a creep
>>69047685
an interesting card lots of potential but why da fuck is gary maynard still fighting that poor boy is gonna die in the octagon
>>69046901
ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATING
>>69047949
zzzzzzz
that meme is done
unfunny shit
>>69047966
too much bunda
>>69047529
when i was in middle school we would knee ppl in the ass like that we called it a rhino. also got you.
>>69047974
>From the country that is currently getting TKO'd by fucking mosquitoes.
>>69048108
We only post it to get you mad.
>>69048146
Mission failure then, aspie
>tfw broke my back shadow boxing
http://youtu.be/GP_0BhCw2rg
I'm gonna have to pull out of heem 1
>>69048133
>from the most cucked country in america
>>69048159
her body is disturbing
So jj is a witch right?
If this was a different time we'd burn her at the stake.
>>69048172
that's right you little bitch you better run
Loved the 200 poem Adan, nice, inspired work. Really good read
>>69048186
>/pol/ memes.
Just give up Guilherme, its over.
who writes poems
>>69048192
What's that, you wrote a cute little post that you made on a little website, you uploaded some images to 4chan? Well, let me take this opportunity to congratulate you, the monkey learned a trick. Look at you, posting comments. You're already spewing your vile filth all over the computer, huh? Congratulations! You must have an IQ in the double digits! Here's a little piece of advice. The next time you're gonna unload your jealousies and inadequacies online, here's a little piece of advice. Here's a little piece of advice, slick. Next time you're gonna go on the computer (mommy and daddy bought you a new computer!), you're going to unload your jealousy and inadequacies on somebody else, on a stranger? Just make sure you don't pick on me the son of the Ray Thompson. I've bought people like you. I've destroyed people like you. It's nothing for me to call up my father, and have every dojo in the world have a photo of you, right above their ovens. Thinking about you, my personal army of senseis. They'll put sauce on you. They'll lay you out. Swing you around in the air just like in the old movies. Then they'll destroy you. Piece by piece. Piece by delicious piece. They'll destroy you. That's option one. Option two is you can apologize to me. Just say you're sorry. Takes a big man to apologize, don't it? Humble yourself before a god? Anyway. That's about it. Go fuck yourself.
>>69048248
>just give up
But I'm not canadian
Schaub is GOD
Praise Schaub for a good UFC 200.
Schaub deliver us spicy bangers.
Schaub bless
>>69048237
it's all for you lad
glad you enjoyed it
Is there a worse thing than finding out you have an important exam happening at the exact same time as UFC 200?
>>69046901
What do you do when two of your BOYS are trash talking each other /heem/?
Is it all just friendly banter? I'm confused
>>69048265
Neurotypicals, you aspie.
>>69048265
thicc
hope UFC sign her soon enough
>>69048311
Living in Vietnam
>>69048311
Finding out Mark Wahlberg is vacationing in your country.
>>69048322
You have to choose one.
>tfw I could heem just about every here
>>69048348
you definitely could not heem me
>>69048348
Your meme footwork would get you heemd quicker than Aldo
>>69048339
kek
>>69048311
Sorry bro
>>69048311
why do you have an exam on a weekend?
>>69047604
I just saw this now, good for you bud.
>>69048169
Thanks for the (You)s
>>69048387
it's probably on the following monday bud
three night bender with only one day of recovery before an exam? that's bad news bud
>>69048411
Condit has shit takedown defense and Maia has become an NCAA champion wrestler
The rest you can figure out
>>69048411
Because Condit is as far from a pressure fighter as you can get and that's the only way to beat Maia is probably why lol
>>69048346
And disown a BOY?
Surely not, that can't be the way.
>>69048437
true he is a great wrestler
>>69048411
Is that a vagina?
>>69048405
Best Rich image I've seen
>>69048467
No, its Randy Couture's ear.
>>69048456
It's the only way Muhammad.
>>69048361
How are you gonna heem me if you cant touch me?
>>69048411
You have to feel bad for whoever was born with that monstrosity between their legs. Also, I love Maia, but he is always extremely beatable because of his shit cardio.
>>69048159
>Dem popeye forearms
>>69048497
No
I.. It's just banter. They're bros in reality
>>69048500
That's a nice vagina bro.
What are you gay?
I bet you've never even seen a pussy irl.
>>69048499
My inner chi, I'm a third degree black belt under George Dillman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPsO7DSdg2s
Does anyone have a webm of that time rashad Evans knocked out chuck Liddell and chuck Liddell pooped his pants?
>>69048512
>That's a nice vagina bro.
I can't even imagine how hard your life must have been
>>69048265
women pay money to look like that
>>69045409
>>69045434
>>69045479
>>69046303
>>69046340
Thanks lads. Made me feel better about my choice to be lazy today, and actually ended up working for the past two hours.
>>69048512
>Nice
>vagina
Virgin detected
>>69048500
>>69048536
>when you're a virgin and have to let everyone know
did mackenzie just start training striking?
>>69048563
Yeah, why are you telling us?
Rico Verhoeven vs Badr Hari
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/6/28/12049556/glory-champ-rico-verhoeven-rumors-are-true-the-mega-fight-versus-badr
>>69048387
the teacher is being a bitch and taking advantage of us to end the summer semester early
>>69048333
no i don't stumble upon a roided crocodile in my bathroom
>>69047974
So what do you guys think, did we just witness history repeat itself with Bisping/Rockhold, and we are going to witness a legendary comeback from Luke where he wins the belt back and goes on a years-long title reign?
>>69045952
feel bad lad
>>69048599
Stop projecting bro.
I lost my virginity at 18 to a girl with a vagina just like that.
It was great, feels good on the penis.
>>69048609
I hope Badr gets put into a coma and then has an aneurysm or embolism or whatever, the one that causes brain death
>>69048657
And that's why you're here on 4chan and not actually banging worthwhile women
You must feel so accomplished
>>69048411
now i'm hungry for arby's
>>69048661
Stop being racist, you fucking bigot its 2016! Just because he is of an Arabic heritage doesn't give you the right to hate him.
>>69048411
>they did it for free
>>69048668
Then why are you here buddeh?
Fucking idiot, you played yourself.
>>69048693
Badr really is a piece of shit though.
>>69048657
>>69048668
calm down lads before I heem you both
>>69048540
not really. she doesnt have much of a shelf on her butt. thats whats really popular now. its a great bunda but not a shelf booty that a lot of latin and black women have
>>69048715
Because I'm not banging worthwhile women
Like you
>The Diaz brothers are good
When will this meme end?
>>69048760
Then you really have no right to make fun of any vaginas do you?
>His favorite fighter is under 6'0"
>>69048865
it's a free country he can do whatever he wants
>>69048859
chat shit get banged
>>69048865
No
How did you come to that conclusion?
Because you're a projecting virgin?
I'd step into the centre of the cage, and put my arm out, beckoning you to come in and tap my fist in the MMA tradition. The moment you do (you dummy) I will pull back my outstretched fist and fire off my beautifully crafted left hand Russian Hook and finish you in the first 10 seconds.
>>69048859
lmao
https://youtu.be/hZH5v4yp9qA
>>69048919
>rory bacne didn't get USADA'd
>>69048904
Because you were talking shit about a pussy that you could only wish you could fuck.
>>69048919
How did Conor even lose to this journeyman? Literally all you have to do is kick his lead leg a bit.
Autistic OP vs Downie should be the new main event of heem 1
Verhoeven is blatantly roiding
>>69048944
vanzant's face looks like the birth of a new meme reaction image
>>69048999
honestly there is something seriously fucked up with her face in that picture
>>69048999
Oh for sure. Lots of photoshop going in there.
Guess which UFC fighter this is
>>69049057
Cody Pfister?
>>69049057
shes actually more attractive there
>>69049057
Clay Guida
>>69047167
It was the diverticulitis.
>>69049057
>pat berry was fucking her at this time
sickening
>>69049094
>her dad died when she was 16
Rafael Dos Anjos should be P4P top 3 above Cruz based on activity alone.
>>69049156
Name 1 good fighter RDA has beat
>Reminder that there are people ITT who think they could take a fully grown chimpanzee in a fight
>>69049094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Da5gOOzdXvg
>>69049168
You imitate a chimpanzee and fight me, we'll see who wins
>>69048467
I think it's an infected ear.
>>69049082
This one was, kicked right in the diverticulitis.
Is this how pat groomed rose?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467084055480.webm
>>69049057
Rose Loliunas
>>69049202
why is that happening?
>>69049164
Cruz has beat a glass Jap, a 38 year old bantamweight, and a paper champ who got the belt from a busted Barao in the past 5 years.
Rafael has beat like a dozen people in that time span including how many top 5-10 fighters and the champ at the time. His case will be even stronger when he beats Alvarez.
>>69049257
>he's never had to check a bitch before
>>69049257
Because women are scum.
>>69049168
I had a long argument with a buddy of mine who was super outdoorsy and into animals and shit his whole life, like he worked at a zoo and shit like that, and the argument was which animal you'd rather fight to the death:
full grown female chimp
or
full grown male tiger
I said chimp and he called me an idiot, we fought about it for years
>>69049179
so shes 20 years old in this video but she still looks extremely young. its disturbing how he could sexualize her at such a young age.
>>69049202
I wish I were in that room to kick this fucking guys ass. Anyone that touches a woman like that is a piece of shit scumbag that is due for an ass pounding. Had to restrain myself from smashing my keyboard after seeing this shit.
>>69049200
That was a liver kick my man.
Those will shut anyone down.
Any of you tuned into cartoon network?
>>69049276
>>69049286
do you enjoy being virgins or do you just not mind?
>>69049316
don't chimps fuck with you? bite off your fingers and nose and balls but not kill you quickly?
>>69049351
>when you learned everything about chimps by listening to joe rogan talk about them ripping your dick off
>>69049343
https://youtu.be/iNmHpQ_TP1U
>>69049348
I'm not a virgin.
Real men keep their women in check.
Sorry you're a numale.
>>69049374
i don't listen to him i'm thinking about the guy who tried to give his old pet chimp a birthday cake and that woman in connecticut
Rose is so wacky wtf I never knew this about her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj01McKMkdA
>>69049389
>t. DeShawn Lawnchairius
>>69049403
TIGHT
thread always turns to shit when americans start posting
>>69049316
You could RNC a chimp if you're lucky enough. What the fuck are you going to do to a tiger?
>>69049444
>3 in the morning in sweden
>>69049471
02.33, gonna wake up, go out and run and do nothing for the rest of the day
>>69049468
Punch it in the nose then grab it's balls to assert my dominance.
>>69049468
RNC it
>mata de leon
>de leon
>L
>E
>O
>N
>>69049444
We had a midget on TV that looked a lot like baba
>>69049485
lol you run around town in the middle of the night
sober?
>>69049499
Cool
UFC Tap-Out Feat Waka Flocka Gucci Mane
why did i click on this new busta rhymes mixtape whatever
>As promised the boss of The Conglomerate, Busta Rhymes, breaks fans off some audio heroin in the form of his new mixtape titled "The Return of the Dragon: The Abstract Went On Vacation."
>>69049499
Nice
>>69049499
Neat
>>69049511
Later today ofcourse m8, if I were to go out running now I'd probably get shanked by a gypsy or worse
>>69049499
Sweet
Beetlejuice is going to smoke Baba
You can't prove me wrong haha
>>69049332
you'd do nuttin
>>69049562
ah, i thought it was safe to leave your doors unlocked in your village there
i'm in florida it's never safe to leave the house
>>69049444
we post around the clock faggot
>>69049631
That's the joke retard.
>>69049628
>that hesitation step
>>69049567
Couldn't face Sheiky babby 1v1 without people holding them back.
Baba>Niggerjuice
>>69049657
Unfortunately you can't talk like that on /heem/.
>>69049699
>Manlets
>>69049699
He looks so small there.
>USADA.
>>69049290
But her father also caused some difficulties in the family. He suffered, she said, from schizophrenia, and he eventually became a danger to his family and those close to him, so her mother took the children away.
are kick KOs more brutal than punch KOs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eToXYoH0cjY
>>69049772
No, no, no.
That's before usada.
Get your memes straight jack.
>>69049800
idiot
>>69049797
No, all heems are equally brutal.
>>69049809
I'm not even stupid bro.
I have an iq of 130.
are there any fights on tonight
Lads isnt that cartoon network thing gonna air soon? Are any of you goofs watching? I have the channel tuned but I'm playing CoD.
>>69049848
Wgaf
How old are you 12?
>>69049848
what thing i've got back to the future loaded up for tonight
>>69049848
Why the FUCK aren't you playing EA UFC 2, goof?
>>69049874
>That movie is over 30 years old.
>>69048120
never called it the rhino, but giving someone a stiff knee to the tailbone was a good way to shut someone the fuck up on the playground
>>69050008
He'll yea bro, I bet you smashed some tail on the playground.
Fuck yeah dude
>>69048120
do kids still do that?
>>69049351
>>69049374
that's what my buddy said too
>>69049468
and that's exactly what I said, and he said the odds of beating the chimp are closer to zero than the tiger
I'd still rather fight the chimp tb.h fuck fighting a tiger man
>>69050034
What's the name of the game where you spin a quarter and if the person doesn't stop it on it's side with one finger they have to put their knuckle against the floor and have the quarter slammed into it full force?
>>69048265
yeee
>>69050070
why is she bothering with mma?
claudia doesn't make shit and she is #2 in the world
plus she had 10 years of MT experience there's no way mackenzie will beat her
>>69050124
the fans win
that's what matters
what do you think of this guy's padwork and head movement?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVCR29aE_OQ
>>69050124
12 and 12 + 2,500 reebux
plus not being able to move by the time you're 40
literally any other job is better for a 23 year old who looks like she does
>>69050068
You talking about quarters?
What's that game where you punch each other's knuckles til they get bloody?
>>69050124
don't ask me. i don't really follow her career.
>>69050203
>quarters
yeah that's it.
>What's that game where you punch each other's knuckles til they get bloody?
also lol derp
>>69048859
It was over long ago. Conor McGregor revived it.
>>69050220
she should just bartend
>>69050161
What weight division is he in?
>>69050296
i went to high school with the girl on the right. she bartends. how much money do you think she makes in tips?
>>69050364
I bet on a real busy night she can make close to a thousand dollars
Since when did Fight Pass start throwing up this gay shit whenever there's going to be blood? I pay for a fucking human cockfighting streaming service. At least don't put it right before the exact round where the cut occurs.
>>69050364
lel
my cousin is a guy, he used to bartend in miami and make $1,500/night on weekends
so $100,000?
>>69050203
Bloody knuckles.
Played that game all the time and no ones knuckles ever actually bled. It just hurt really badly. Quarters made them bleed but didn't hurt.
>>69050364
More than reebok pays.
>>69050320
Ewelterweight
You should heem him, he doesn't like koalas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jp12GsEeRM
>>69050364
Those things fail the pencil test
>>69050427
We used to take quarters and use finger nail clippers to fuck up the edges. Those hurt like a bitch.
>>69050416
They seems pretty stupid
>>69050443
who /pass the toilet paper roll test/ here
>>69050474
fail miserably
>>69050203
>>69050068
yeah that's quarters i remember playing it and leaving pools of blood at the lunch table
do they still let kids climb the rope to the top of the gym?
>>69050525
I doubt it
>>69050525
I remember it was high enough to literally paralyze yourself or die and there was just one of those blue mats underneath you
What was the name of that game where you and your best bro would rub your cock heads together until white stuff comes out?
Used to love playing that game with my uncle.
>>69050525
>his school could afford a gym
wow mr money pockets over here
>there are people in this thread who couldn't climb the rope with no knots
>>69050580
Your mom climbed my rope last night.
>>69050588
No knots?
>>69050567
Who'd you go to school with, the Milats?
>>69050553
You underestimate the blue mats lad
Saved millions of lives
>>69050419
the funny part is she's only into chicks
and by funny i mean really depressing
Since when is this a thing?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467164217626.webm
>>69050613
No, I'm not black.
>>69050657
Posting webms in potato quality?
>>69050681
I didn't want to download the whole fight for a 10 second clip. Sue me.
>>69050694
i will
>>69050580
>there are people ITT who couldn't do it with just their arms
>>69050714
>there are people ITT who ran the mile slower than Rose Namajunas' 5 minutes and 30 seconds
>>69050714
>There are people who climb ropes like it's a 1950s gym class
>>69050694
I downloaded an entire 3 GB prelim just to make this.
>>69050795
Absolutely worth it
Still always the first thing that comes to my mind when I see her name
>>69050750
my boy stronk
>>69050747
>implying it wasn't a superior time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnPxzi3fQZQ
>>69050795
lol thank you for your service
>>69050822
>Listening to Opie and Anthony
>ESPECIALLY without Patrice or Louis on
>>69050865
anthony and jimmy are great together, i appreciate anthony's 1940s references
>>69050747
>>69050822
when we wanted to party up on the school roof when I was kid we went arm over arm up the 2" gas pipe from the sidewalk right to the roof
nearly every guy could do it and that was like 12 years ago. to be fair we all grew up in the country but still
>>69050822
This literally happened to Joe,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHLCxLqCfpk
>>69050929
How would you feel when you realize everyone in MMA is a victim of Child Molestation?
>>69050378
>>69050419
>>69050430
^naive idiots
>>69050950
is every australian prom night like The Loved Ones?
>>69050960
thanks literal jim
>>69050960
you're pretty ignorant if you don't think hot waitresses can make $1000 in one night at a busy bar dude
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/heme
Is mma a Jewish conspiracy?
>>69051196
No
Boxing is the most jewish sport out there right now
>>69051196
No, I'm jewish and the scriptures say nothing about mixed martial arts. Here's a picture I took from a jewish holiday in here.
Zahabi is all in on Bork
>>69051254
>>69051258
Good goys
>>69047949
rick panini lmao
>>69051305
I bet you don't even know what goy means
>>69049316
Your friend is a fucking idiot. I can see that maybe if the goal was simply to get away you might pick the tiger - I feel like if you made yourself seem really dangerous by yelling and stuff the tiger might decide you're not worth the trouble and leave you alone, which is not a trick that's likely to work on the chimp.
This is a fight to the death though, it's already decided that only one of you is leaving alive. At least a chimp is smaller than you; you might be able to submit one or even heem it with a lucky punch. The fuck are you gonna do to a tiger?
>>69050865
you don't like opie and anthony?
what are you, a faggot?
>>69047949
Is Rik Pian ducking previous thread?
Did that Dc Jon jones hentai air on Cartoon Network yet?
Did I miss the UFC 200 cartoon network special?
>>69051373
>>69051395
If I smoke weed now, will I be high for it?
pic related could ko stipe
>>69051341
His entire stance was that, when a tiger is within distance of killing you, you can injure it. Basically that if it pounced, it's all in, and because of how they kill their prey, that you'd have an opportunity to gouge and eye or something, and that the initial wounds might not necessarily kill you outright.
He claimed the chimp, however, will just tear off/dislocate whatever it gets a hold of. While you have how the opportunity to heem it with a lucky punch, chimps bite off fingers so that you can't control their limbs or attack them in any other way with them.
Basically, that chimps have fought other chimps for a long time, but tigers are used to fighting animals that don't fight back. Chimps don't hunt and kill for food, so it's not a natural predatory instinct like it is with the tiger. It's going to freak out. You could possibly say it's going to go apeshit.
You guys watching the Cartoon Network thing
>>69051258
Ugh, a jew.. Disgusting..
What does scriptures say about how should jews treat gentiles?
>>69051449
If Stipe was standing still and not fighting back, yes
>>69051451
Yeah, is it on?
>>69051305
goy doesn't require an s
>>69051478
Goy does, goyim doesn't.
Did Ariel respond to Dana mocking him and saying he had a big pity party?
If so, what did he say?
>>69051506
Fuck, was it good?
>>69051511
NEW
>>69051523
Goddamnit you retard.
You couldn't wait 15 fucking posts?
>>69051461
every being was created by G'd and has a purpose in the world, non-jews should follow the Noahide laws
>>69051450
I get that the chimp probably has the more dangerous mentality, but it's still way smaller and weaker than the tiger. The thing with the chimp is that even if it manages to close the distance and get a hold of you or punch you or whatever, the fight isn't necessarily over - there's a possibility that you might be able to break free, or counter with your own punches/kicks and actually hurt it, etc etc.
With the tiger, you basically have one shot when it pounces to somehow kill it with an eyepoke. As soon as the tiger closes the distance, the fight is over. If you somehow manage to wriggle free of the tiger's grasp, you'll almost certainly be leaving a limb or two behind.
tl;dr with the tiger you get one shot, and your one shot has a way smaller chance of succeeding than with the chimp. With the chimp, at least it's not a guaranteed game over as soon as it touches you.
Stop making early threads holy shit
ben rothwell
>>69051622
>>69051450
samefag
>>69051686
Am I winning the argument with myself or is it the other way around?
>>69051706
I'm winning the argument with yourself
need to heem this thread
>>69051773
i'll help
>>69051781
thanks la
>>69051793
np familia
>>69051810
hahahaha faggot
499
>>69051622
Do you know how strong a chimp actually is though?
>>69051587
and non-jews are cattle that "G-d" created to serve jews?
>>69044293
How hard will he get BTFO by Hunto?
