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>could it be possible that brandon schaub is ducking ron piano
>4 letter word to describe arianny celeste
>succ
>Ryan Jimmo still dead
Previous thread: >>69020548
Notable links-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M_p0C5_MwQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do4KrLEhmVs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWnYkr2CrfM
artem
this is the official heem thread
You now remember Khabib Nurmagomedov
>>69034114
careful
Steven Seagal with twin katanas VS Joe Rogan wielding twin kettelbells
Who would win?
№1 p4p
post fighters who were your boy then weren't your boy then were kind of your boy then were your boy again and now aren't your boy at all and never will be
>>69034081
>>69034102
>>69034157
Hey autists, why aren't you using the correct thread? Why are you all posting twice in this one?
>>69034054
There you go guys. You can thank me now.
>>69034165
fuck off with that shitty mandrama shit
>>69034148
rogan swings his gorrilla styled kettelbell at steven the 1000 folded steel katana cuts straight through the iron leaving a glistening ebony black finish as it slices through like butter
the katana goes on to cut rogans arm off cleanly
steven looks at rogan in triumph
"you have been defeated"
rogan smiles and laughs and then pops some onnit and through the power of rogaine his arm grows a new
he swings his other kettelbell at stevens gut the source of his power
the thud sounds like a kick from jose aldo to the thigh
steven stumbles back and doubles over in pain
rogain with one fell swoop swings his kettel bell at the base of stevens skull
the blow is crushing and kills steven instantly
but then lyoto macheddar and 'is normal' jumps into the scene
'ho, you have killed a messer'
at the same time they crane kick rogan in the face
rogan is out cold and his head clatters of the octagon all the weed, dmt, hgh and onnit mixes in his brain creating a deadly concocsion and he dies as a result of it
in mourning and celebrating the life of segull machedder prepares some urine drinks and 'is normal' has a bbq
fin
>>69034162
Jon Jones, maybe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq7uP4GEVl8
No amount of makeup can fix ugly
what 4 letter word would you use to describe Arianny Celeste? i need to get this off my chest
>>69034251
saudi
Did lorenzo do it?
>>69034262
no he paid sage to do it, why do you think he's always washing that truck?
>"I don't give a crap about baseball. They could make it illegal tomorrow and I wouldn't even care."
- Joe Rogan
>>69034262
definitely
>>69034251
tits
>>69034262
Tune into Lookin' For A Fight episode 7.
>>69034284
kek
>>69034273
haha
>>69034148
steven seagal, no doubt
>>69034262
Is he being ironic or not? Those seats have a great view.
>>69034062
Upcoming events:
7/2: ONE FC: Dynasty of Champions - Jadambaa vs Kelly
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 - Murata vs Kohori
7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez
7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Ferguson vs ?
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Bellator 159 - Caldwell vs Taimanglo
7/22: Glory 32 - Adamchuk vs Varga
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Pettis vs Oliveira
9/3: UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
Previous thread: >>69020548
News:
>Chiesa out of fight with Ferguson
http://mmajunkie.com/?p=199889
>BJ Penn suspended for 6 months
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/usada-announces-six-month-suspension-for-b-j-penn
>UFC 202 adds Anthony Johnson vs. Glover Teixeira, Donald Cerrone vs. Rick Story
http://mmajunkie.com/?p=199917
>>69034251
babe
>>69034251
shit
Are you guys hyped for Jones vs DC 2?
>>69034251
sane
>>69034400
the people who only come for events are going to be really confused when people are spamming succ memes during it
>>69034361
yeah sitting next to the stairs is great
John Jones?
Im not done talking. Little Boy.
Or "young man" in rampageses words "young man" lol
So Jones Bones is a young man for sure, but DC Cormier is "grown" who is the more man? I cant ever say yea that guy ya know, ON TOP you got Rhonda, glad cupcake take got the belt,
"It aint about being a hero, its about saving the life no matter what"
Let that sink in...
>>69034374
>Cerrone vs Story
Who wins lads
Do you think Bisping could beat Nick the Tooth?
>UFC anti-doping partner USADA today announced a six-month suspension for UFC Hall of Famer B.J. Penn, retroactive to the March 25 date he admitted using a banned IV.
>>69034781
Gunnar Nelson would beat Bisping.
>>69034374
Thanks
>>69034374
wow thank you I can't wait to read through this later
>>69034727
Cowboy
>>69034203
Beautiful
>>69035468
finally got a (you)
>>69035193
np bud
Garbrandt BTFO?
y/n
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/27/12044512/ufc-tj-dillashaw-cody-garbrandt-too-easy-to-gameplan-for-wanderlei-silva-style-mma
>>69034251
fake
>>69035679
Wanderlei never was a switch hitter and Cody has demonstrated he can use angles well. However, silly dilly is right in that he'd be playing catch up most of the fight. He'll get Cody to pull the trigger and not be there when he does it, then he'll dart in and out and tag him.
Cody's best chance against him would be clipping him in an exchange he forces Cruz into early, specifically by following him as he darts out like Johnson did a few times. If it goes past at least the second, he's fucked because he'll slow and Cruz wont.
>>69035679
lel go lose to dodson and cruz again
Will she beat Claudia?
>>69035899
No, she will loose, but get the belt back when Claudia gets popped for steroids
>>69035955
>loose
>>69035899
women stand in front of her and literally dont move while she flurry punches them
Welcome to "If I Did It", a show where we analyze and solve PR kerfuffles from the world of MMA and beyond.
can she beat rose namajunas?
>>69036035
You are now about to witness; the awesome, crushing might of KNUCKLE UUUUUUPPPPPP
>>69036137
she cant
>>69034668
... what?
>>69036137
nice POV. get the weird muslim man off the screen tho
>>69036138
>shows that really make you think
>>69036035
>>69036138
why do you guys keep spamming these who's
Most people would see here a shook potato man let
I see some great reflexes and a left hand charging,looking for a cholo chin.Right foot is set in place.If Dana or Joe Rogan was a second attackerthen *BOOM* they're going to the ground
>>69036274
How much can you bench?
>>69036274
because they are the premier minds of MMA media and provide extremely knowledgeable insights into MMA as well as the real world.
>>69036303
where do you live I'll kill you fast
>>69036343
who are they though
>>69036203
oh, and no. I think Rose will win.
>>69036366
>>69034668
>>69036190
what the fuck??
RAMPAGESES WORDS YOUNG MAN
who is unironically your favourite female fighter?
>>69036435
Michelle waterson
>>69036435
none
t. real fightfan
>>69036509
is that the chinese one
>>69036435
wmma hasn't become that good yet to pick a fighter other than her attractiveness.
why is miesha tate going to lose in the 1st round by TKO?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VchULdvgAEM
/ROSE/
Why is Paige Vanzant such a bad boxer?
>>69036632
>ywn lick Mackenzie
>>69036682
WMMA
How would Schaub do against Miocic? I think he is better everywhere. Schaub has some of the best hands in HW division and his jiu jitsu is only second to Werdum. I see a second round stoppage victory for Schaub.
>>69036682
Because Nunes has all the tools
>>69036858
Schaub would big brother Miocic so hard.
>>69036858
I disagree. Schaub has better jj than Werdum.
give me an good werdum fight NOW
>>69036928
What did you mean by this?
>>69036298
>those cops near diaz
>white boi already punched daiz at presser
>that cop ready to beat the mexican down
fucking pigs
also mcgoober was shook when he punched diaz at the presser
>>69037002
grow up
>>69036858
schaub has no head or lateral movement, just moves straight forward and backwards and just spams sloppy overhand rights with his stiff body
miocic would end him within a round but only because schaub would run away from his strikes
>you now remember rampage lost his belt to Forrest Griffin
>Ryan Bader
Dominick Cruz is my boy forever and everyone elses boy is shit in comparison
>>69036858
>>69037035
also forgot to mention the fact that he hasnt trained in god knows how long, is on keto and thinks like he was top 3 in the division
>>69036932
No way!
>>69037073
true
Why do people keep referring to Silva as the greatest of all time?
He literally got exposed twice, lost to bisping, pissed hot and his greatest win is against 185 Dan Henderson.
Like how far can a meme go.
Are there no friends or enemies left? Where is everyone?
>>69037141
literally who?
>>69037154
Everyone's taking a break to shit post hard during the 200
>>69034157
is kebab p4p greatest chin in MMA today?
some one post andersons ridiculous meme training where he's letting a barbell down by his side on a smith machine while wearing a skintight crocdile suit and a oxygen memeifier mask
>>69037173
everyone in the ufc lately
I blame bisping for ressurecting the meme when he started saying in every interview that he just beat the goat
>>69036632
>70% of women experiment sexually with their dogs
I didn't expect this shit to be so blatant.
>>69037308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uu5SauAFcE
1:10
why does he wear the mask?
>>69037340
source on this figure?
>>69037316
>one loss away from coaching high school wrestling
>4 kids
>>69036746
She's an attractive woman. They have bad biomechanics. If she were a butch lesbian like kek rawlings then she'd likely be a much better fighter.
>>69037345
to enhance his sexual performans
>>69037154
There are no heroes left in man.
>>69037365
>paige
>attractive
maybe im gay but come on
>>69037345
how are things looking for the olympics?
i could heem every here so hard
that you could lick your own elbow afterwards
>>69037348
http://www.baka.com.au/nsw/sydney-psychologist-banned-after-he-encouraged-female-patient-to-have-sex-with-a-dog-20150227-13r3x0.html
>>69037419
7-10 is attractive.
MICHAEL BISPING KNOCKED OUT LUKE ROCKHOLD
...
LMAO!! NO ONE CAN TAKE THAT LEFT HAND SHOT!
>>69037428
rio de janeiro is unironically hell on earth, i honestly feel bad for every tourist that falls for the meme and actually come
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YOcOBL8KTs
not only that but also everything is delayed and the games will be really shitty im sure
>>69036298
Stupid potato man.
I hope Diaz humiliates him harder this time around and beats him so bad Conrad heems himself permenently.
>>69037468
why are things so bad?
>>69036035
>>69036138
Stop this!
>>69037468
What are they sniffing from the bottles?
>>69037035
>>69037086
beat it you cheeto fingered nerd, you wouldn't recognise greatnesss if it slapped you in the face.
>>69036858
Schaub was always mediocre and he wasn't even that competent. For the most part his wins were mostly luck.
Werdum would clown him worse than Brown.
Cain would just wreck him.
Stipe dissects him
There's a reason why Schaub isn't wearing a strap and quit fighting.
>>69037493
niggers
>>69037453
It's already a shit hole.
THe fuck would anyone come to Brazil for aside from cheap hookers and drugs?
There's better beaches everywhere else.
>>69037493
Its a trash place, too many favelas, most of the cops are shady, basically everyone is a negroe, the population kinda got used to being robbed and have to deal with thugs regularly and they are just shit people in general, i own a company in sao paulo and have business with people there, they are literally lazy shits who hate to work.
They have this wonderful city meme goin on but in reality there is like 1 or 2 good neighbourhoods where the real rich people live while the rest is absolutely crap.
I honestly pit the fools who go to Rio for the olympics.
>>69037468
Those kids remind me of the movie City of God
>>69037453
Typical antipatriotic scum. Brazil is full of them, mainly in upper classes and middle classes from south and southeast (the parliamentary coup was did by this sort of "people")
>>69037518
glue
>>69037591
nowadays Rio is pretty much live action of city of god but instead of things happening in a favela they happen through the whole city
>>69037630
Damn, I'm glad I don't live there
>>69037579
if you want to have a good time go to the northeast area, you will get cheap drugs and teenage hookers.
unless ur into dickgirls then rio is the go to spot
all I can hope for is dc doesn't win by submission, otherwise the dc dicksucking meme will literally never end
I'd rather live in brazil than the UK.
I don't know how you can stay sane in this depressing country that lives under the illusion it's first-world. I lost my mind long ago. i would love the fast life of getting beheaded by 15 in the brazillian sunset
>>69037527
not an argument
>>69037468
They can't even steal shit. Not even from frail old people.
>>69036934
Werdum vs High-Altitude Cain is actually a pretty good fight to watch. Especially if you don't like Cain, and his pudgy potato body, and his pepperoni nips, and his big bobble head, and his skin that's actually pretty pale considering he has a fucking tattoo that says brown pride
>>69037699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OQc7YG5zZY
I bet people will have a great time being around subhumans like this all the time.
reminder that ufc 200 press conference is literally next week
>>69037798
reminder that it will be shit because there isn't a single good talker in that card
Reminder Artem will be champion in 2016-2017
>>69037798
>>69037817
meant to say 202
we have shook conor vs nate now
wew
>>69034203
lmao did u pose the question just to give this answer?
>>69037857
no there's more than one of us? i was just bored a felt like writing a short story i've been reading a lot of high fantasy lately
>>69037827
He is a nightmare matchup for RDA. Artem's best weapon are his lethal uppercuts and RDA has been knocked out by that exact move already. If RDA wants to take Artem down he won't be able to and standing up Artem is the far superior striker. Artem was just unlucky to end on the wrong end of a couple bullshit decisions against Hall (who Artem controlled for the majority of the fight) and White (who Artem easily out-struck and had a a couple of near submissions at the end).
>>69037946
oh a coincidence then
Thoughts on this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI2hJc2tQzI
Am I the only one who prefers a McGregor-less UFC? These past few months where he hasn't been in the public eye (as much) have been quite nice. I'm just tired of all the trash talk, all the hype surrounding him, his annoying fans touting him as the best ever, all the """epic""" banter at the press conferences -- I'm getting along just fine without all of it.
Pretty sure I'm gonna pass on anything related to UFC 202 just to avoid listening to his bullshit
>>69037844
>"I'm feeling very confident in myself that I'll go in and I'll toy with this man," McGregor said at an event to promote his head coach's book
shook conor doesn't seem to exist
>>69038050
Ha, what a coincidence. I was writing this post >>69038063 just as you were posting this video
>>69037493
The majority of the brazilian population is christian conservative, but there isn't a single conservative party among 30+ political parties
there was a referendum for prohibition of gun control in 2004, like over 60% voted NO, however the leftwing government ignored the population completely and enforced some of the most strict gun control laws of the planet
This goes for many subjects that are pushed down the population's collective throats despite being a minority opinion, most are against abortion but lefties keep trying to push it 24/7, colleges are basically left militancy centrals, and the voting machines in here are prone to fraud
I live in Rio and the piece of shit mayor is trying to build all kinds of shit in here, he just build a bridge-like cicleway, not sure how's the proper term, right next to the sea/elevation. What happened was that the retards who built it didn't take in consideration how the waves hit that portion of the place, so the thing collapsed and killed some people, it's not even 6 months old. So after it was built and public money was spent, pundits realized the company that built it never considered making a structure strong enough to withstand the force of waves. So the whole thing is a death trap. Rio is completely broke now, and the mayor had the audacity to say in the next incarnation he's going to be an engineer to prevent fuck ups.
Don't want to bring politics too much into heem but felt like you needed an answer
>>69038176
Prohibition of the sale of guns I mean** which people voted against. The amount of people who voted against gun control was even bigger than the amount of votes the commie piece of shit got, if we could trust our elections that is.
Sorry for the political posts.
>>69038050
Kavanagh looks at him like a talking lottery ticket that has violently racist tendencies.
>>69038050
>I wonder what the fight woulda been like if I had weathered the storm, cause, ehhhm, I feel like Nate was one or two shots away from being put away you know?
>>69038277
lets be honest, conor did hit the lottery with that Aldo KO
>>69038325
>unironically thinking Nate Diaz is good
He is shit, his record proves that, only reason he beat conor is because of the weight, conor will toy with him in the second fight.
Conor has nothing on Lawler and will probably lose to Edgar but Nate is nowhere near him.
>>69038382
>1st fight at 170
>2nd fight at 170
Que?
>>69038277
>Kavanagh's douchey tweets
>Kavanagh's coattail rider attitude
I wish someone would heem him 2bh, probably the most obnoxious manager guy in bis, even worse than the ISIS manager.
>>69038382
Looks like you forgot to type like a BR in in that second line proxyfag
>>69038419
Conor will be prepared this time around.
Nate will be much better too, thats a given but conor is just much better than him
I hate bullies.
>>69038467
Count Chocula is just a shitty trainer, but he doesn't post some douchey tweets while hiding behind his fighter, or am I wrong?
>>69038455
go fuck yourself straya
>>69034273
underrated
heem kinda sucks tbqhwy
>>69036298
Conors legs are awesome
If you don't line up you're not a real fite fan
>>69038277
>violently racist tendencies
what did you mean by this?
>>69038325
>if I had weathered the storm
God, I wish he had tried. Seeing him out cold would have been amazing. The choke is beautiful, but his body falling to the mat like a lump would have been sweeter.
Can someone post more conor legs?
>>69038607
HOLY FUCK WHAT A GODDAMN FUCKING FAGGOT
>>69038741
did you make this pic
>>69038775
Be careful asking questions like that.
>>69038787
hello adan
You know when you are doing a fairly gnarly fart and you think 'i better be careful'. I think of khabib in that situation now thanks to you meme'in cockos.
Which one of you fuckers did i heemd 2 times in UFC2 right now
>>69038795
wrong lol
>over a week until ufc events
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>69038946
its going to be like 194 again. 3 cards in a row or some shit? plus memery press conferences.
i've waited longer for much less.
jon
>>69034333
LOOOOOOOL is this real? cant b real.
Which newly-crowned UFC champ do you think will defend their belt the most times? Which do you think will lose their first title defense?
>Miesha
>McGregor
>Bisping
>Stipe
>>69039124
it's a movie, so yes, it's real
>>69037044
Rampage was always a meme
Honestly quite inhumane to ban me for 3 days for waking up in the middle of the night and panicking. Anyway thanks /heem/
>This post is MMA related because Bisping is the NATTY GOAT and will have beaten Silva, Rockhold and GSP in that order
>>69039151
I'm gonna say Stipe will defend the most times, and Bisping loses his first defense unless it's against Hendo, in which case he probably wins.
Bonus: McGregor is exempt from this discussion because he will never make it back down to 145 to defend his belt. After this fight with Nate, he will start his run at 155
>>69038497
>but he doesn't post some douchey tweets while hiding behind his fighter, or am I wrong?
You're wrong
I'm sure someone can post the caps of his tweets, I don't have them handy
>>69039030
I want them now though
Cormier will TKO Jones in the 1st and remain champ until 2020. My repeating digits will confirm.
JON
>>69039240
I'm not a Jones hater, but I'm also not really a fan, so if this happened I would be stoked. Always nice for things to get shaken up, and to see "untouchable" guys crumble like they all eventually will.
Which one of you was this
Sleep tight Dana
who is adan
>>69034062
Those are some top links, OP. Thanks.
>>69039339
he was the first man created by G'd as the Torah says
Are any Brazilians going to the Olympics?
Damn these threads have been slow as fuck lately
>>69037946
>no there's more than one of us?
Why did you use a question mark there? Are you that much of an insecure pussy you can't even make an assertive statement?
>>69039521
wanna fight about it? HEEM FC 1? huh?
Who else looking forward to Jones making Cormier retire?
>>69039151
Miesha beats Amanda
McGregor relinquishes the belt before defending it
Bisbing gets heemed in his first defense
Stipe beats Overeem via Cleveland meme magic but then loses to whoever's next
for Italy
>>69039573
Would you agree that previous thread is the GOAT new meme of 2016?
>>69039183
Why did you just change your IP address? Are you at a university dorm or something?
>>69039620
Why didn't you*
>>69039584
cormier will use this chance to beat his ass
>>69039601
i like my memes well used before i get into them
you see people like to be on the cutting edge but i prefer to let the reviews come in and the flaws and kinks ironed out before take any part in them
what i'm saying is its to fresh for my liking hasn't stood the test of time
its been around what a week now at best?
Going to watch all of GSPs fights, wish me luck lads.
>>69039494
Yes because many are fucking stupid. Anyone with half a brain would boycott that travesty but I have little hope for the people of here. They go to those events and boo shit to protest, instead of not giving money to those scams.
When do you guys cross the line at trash talk? I think Conor didn't win any fans from his fellow fighters when he started talking about Dos Banjos' kids when questioning his loyalty to Brazil. I think not talking about kids is an unspoken rule for fighters.
>>69039775
vs BJ Penn 1& 2
vs Jon Fitch
vs Josh Koshkek
unironically vs Mayhem Miller
vs Nick Diaz
vs Condit
vs Hendsteaks
>>69039589
noice
that guy's either a high caliber athlete or on high caliber gas desu
>>69036303
Your mom, nigga.
>>69038382
>because of the weight
So Nate was right. Conor only bullies midgets because he can't beat a real man.
>>69039587
>Miesha beats Amanda
Then gets sleepy heem'd by Zingano.
>>69040099
>implying the broken single mom widow beats the young, hungry up and comer
>>69039620
Laptop is dead and I'm still ill desu, not worth the hassle. Not to mention I'm pretty retarded with that stuff and would probably screw it up and get myself a longer ban in the process
>This post is MMA related because IT'S almost TIME
/r/MMA >>>>> /heem/
Is that you Jon?
>>69040239
too many circlejerks on /r/mma and everyone is a toxic asshole, but why is that surprising? just reddit. they take everything seriously
also, b8
JON JONES, IM CUMMIN
>>69040261
Cruz is going to get BTFO by Faber amirite
>>69039183
lol just noticed Luke's face of horror after he wakes up
>>69040261
That was before she was a broken single mom widow
previous thread
>>69040252
LUCC
U
C
C
Could previous thread be the GOAT new meme of 2016?
>>69040377
>No fun allowed
who /SuccNation/ here
Get that dick ready Jon, WE are coming
>>69040377
>no memes
Honestly, fuck these people.
>>69040456
holy fuck thats what im call an takedown
CM Punk on Jim Rome in a few minutes
http://tunein.com/radio/CBS-Sports-Radio-931-s77978/
. Jim is also talking about why Brazil must be nuked immediately to eliminate Zika. Also the Smackoff. is coming. It's day when /sp/ calls into a radio show and talk shit to one another. Chael Sonnen calls in every year too.
>>69040495
this is what i call a dicc
DIAZ?
>>69040456
you can only fight the succ for so long
>>69040501
Is that televised?
who /previousthreadnation/ here
/threadnation/
/threadnation/
/threadnation/
>>69040377
we demand to be taken seriously
>>69040514
>Dr Goober i'm 209
>>69035899
Hope so, cant stand that roided up brz
>>69040377
>tfw an /r/mma mod bullies you
>>69040611
kek
>>69040611
>we'll see how downvotes work irl
I have only one question for you heem,
what is this man's name?
Reminder to boycott reebok
>>69037419
shes hot bro, especially compared to most other chicks in mma
>>69040660
god
>>69040660
Warrior.
>>69040677
>those prices
lmao what kind of cuck would be these, even for their wife's son
>>69040660
le previous thread man
>>69040660
Poor Guitar
>>69040660
>>69040714
What's so funny to you people about this guy? I honestly still don't get why he's being spammed all over our threads all of a sudden
>>69040714
le man of previous thread
>>69040848
he destroyed his body in order to get ubber zyzz mode so we don't have to
>>69040660
>>69040714
seeing this kind of pcitures remind me of some roided freak in a video where his muscles were full of pus, it was so absolutely disgusting
Which of the three remaining dominant champions is MOST likely to lose their next title fight?
>Mighty Mouse
>Cruz (lost his title due to injuries, not an actual loss)
>Jon Jones
>>69040848
watch this and you'll understand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK_PKRLe3Rk
>BALLS SHRINKING - IS A GREAT FUCKING THING - ONLY FROM Rich Piana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DWS8uzr1dE
>>69040958
Jones will lose to DC
>>69040958
Jones
DC is a competitive fight for him
Cruz and MM are absolute munsters
>>69040978
gotta confuse the dick, right babe
>>69040660
the situation
>>69040978
body building is fucking dumb
>>69040848
There's nothing funny about him. People like him. What's wrong with that? Nothing.
>no room service
>>69040958
>>69040983
>>69040996
I dunno, I kinda have a feeling it's gonna all come to an end soon for Cruz. Maybe not in his next fight, but perhaps the one after that. I could see him getting flash KO'd by somebody when we all least expect it
>>69040958
Jones.
>>69040978
Who wins in a fight.
5% Rich, or 70% Hendricks.
You now remember
>Anywhere, Anytime
>>69040962
kek
vegan gains video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq9XIJsOF88
>>69040962
That's gotta be some of the most unfunny, autism-ridden shit I've ever seen
what are the best foods for MMA gains?
>>69041089
>It's a Mexican idolizes a hue and beaner hater episode
So much self hate senpai
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3SKsh5Kpmlg
>>69041193
Corn Nuts® Corn to the Core™
>Tony Ferguson would sub Dariush easily
Fuck u goof
Dariush's submission loss to Chiesa was a result of him being too hasty to get off the ground and giving up his back
Dariush was dominating the fight standing up and handling himself well on the ground until that one mistake
http://www.bjjheroes.com/bjj-fighters/beneil-dariush
>>69041232
>That one pussy ass backpeddaling Jose Aldo fan
>>69041193
Grilled CChicke or Fish
Brown Rice
Broccoli or Asparagus
>>69034374
Kill yourself
>>69041289
Is previous thread the GOAT new meme of 2016?
>>69041328
its /hoc/ tier shit that died within a day
>>69041193
eggs
bananas
steroids
>>69041270
>backpedaling
You wish you could pedal anything because you have to walk everywhere barefoot in your cartel run country.
>>69039804
Personally think trash talking should only be related to the opponent only but not family members (wife/kids mostly) and things they can't control (although physical appearance isn't included in that)
>>69041355
>this shitty comeback
You wish you could own a bike in your country without a nigger stealing it
>>69041251
>Dariush lost because he didn't do well on the ground
>>69041349
>previous thread
>dead
it's barely even begun
>>69041394
You wish you could have the money to buy a bike to begin with lmao
>>69040848
Fairly certain it's one guy forcing it for a long time before people just accept it, leading to other shit to rise too in similar vein
>>69039804
Its not like he shittalked his kids
Chael has said far worse stuff about Brazil in general
>>69041430
>my face in the right when i own a bike and also a car
>your face in the left after every argument we get into
>>69040660
Rowdy Paizano
>some trash talk is going too far
Has there ever been a fight between two fighters where they both hate each that involved spitting at each other, even if it deducted points or are fighters too professional now to do that (even if they're going to win a 50-45 decisioin)?
>>69041462
There's a Toy-R-Us near me too, bud
>>69041503
why spit at someone when you can legally punch them in the face?
>>69041434
Its literally the same 5 autists that try to force any other shit thing here non-stop
Theyre all heemspeak autists too
>>69041505
>americuck telling me where he spends his whole paycheck for Tiquareese Jr, his wife's son
>>69041543
Shitty comeback, 2bh
>>69041394
Sorry, I can't be concerned with sending well thought out insults to America's toilet.
How does it feel that your cholo brethren BTFO your potato idol? I have a feeling you watched it with your family, and while they all cheered that one of their own accomplished something other than laying bricks, you sulked into your 200,000 peso official REEBOK© McGregor fight kit.
>>69041462
>Implying only one American hates you
>>69041571
>How does it feel that your cholo brethren BTFO your potato idol?
I actually laughed m80, it was a fight full of memes since the start, the result gave us a guaranteed rematch that will surely deliver us more and more memes
>your face everytime i reply to you
>>69041606
>implying i don't rekt every american in this thread at will anyway
>>69041619
>I-I actually laughed, it was m-muy comico jaja
Found Misha Cirkunov vs Babalu in submission grappling while I was looking up fights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNyQ8_dFt1E
>>69041652
Lmao you cant even spell "wrecked" right
>>69041669
I laughed harder at this m8
>>69041688
im laughing harder at your pathetic life right now
>>69041669
>you now remember there were people saying that Aldo didn't look any different physically at 194
>>69041699
>im laughing harder at your pathetic life right now
You don't even know me
>your face at this moment
>>69041705
>USADA matters
>>69034162
Trump :(
>>69041705
>You now remember that picture was taken 3 months after that fight and that Australians have plasticbrain from smoking too many Gatorade bongs
>>69041723
key letters US
these fighters hide in brazil where the drug testing has been recently proven corrupt.
>>69041720
You're a shower-challenged Mexican who spends his life on the MMA subreddit of 4chan
You are nothing
>>69041742
I was thinking what if that pic was old or when he was injured righter after I posted that lol
>>69041480
So does this guy write for Bloody Elbow or what?
>>69041671
do you have a webm of Misha's facecrank submission?
>Condit Vs. Maia at 202
>>69041759
>>69041774
>mfw
>>69041773
No, he's a mod for the comment section. He is power hungry because his dick is one inch long.
>>69041804
Me on the right with you on the left
>>69041804
>herb pls help
>>69041855
I think you forgot
>>69041892
just because McMeme uncucked at the end doesn't mean he wasn't cucked at the beginning
>It doesn't hurt. That's the wrong word. You're uncomfortable. McGregor knows the feeling. The last time he lost a fight, the sixth bout of his career, back in 2010, it was in thirty-eight seconds, and it was to a choke. He was so averse to the sensation, he tapped out before he lost consciousness, one of the great regrets of his life. "That ate me alive," he says. "After that, I said I was going to fight to the death. You're going to have to kill me."
About the rear nake choke:
>"It's the most dominant submission," he says almost wistfully. It isn't an arm or a knee bar or an ankle lock, each of which leaves its victim the opportunity to survive, however slight. And it isn't a punch that can be slipped or countered. The rear naked choke is almost a metaphor for the consequences of our most calamitous mistakes. "You can do nothing to me, but I can do whatever the fuck I want to you," McGregor says. "I have complete control."
which of these guys is the better grappler?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHNAS5BhJBR/
>>69041855
>>69041919
It's the last cucking that counts
>>69041923
that's one ugly family, you're supposed to be cute when you're 3 not look like the elephant man
>It's a Maia grapplefuck vs a good striker fighter episode
>>69041940
>5'8ers calling others manlets
>>69041940
Soon enough, McMeme will suffer the FINAL cuckening that Aldo will thrust upon him
>Condit-Maia
>Magny-Stun Gun
>at 202
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/6/28/12053304/report-carlos-condit-vs-demian-maia-set-for-ufc-202
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/6/28/12051742/mma-news-neil-magny-vs-dong-hyun-kim-targeted-for-ufc-202
is 202 stacked so far?
>>69041982
Those are always fun episodes
>>69041982
lol what a shit last fight for condit
>>69041956
She's cute, Aldos wife just saved the pic cause she looks decent in it.
>>69040978
>heh lets ask this chick with a 3" roid clit and lower voice than me what she thinks about balls
>Condito is going to get grappled to a decision loss.
REEEEEEEEEE
Thoughts?
>>69041982
who was that faggot who called out maia after winning by submission on the last card (or a recent one)? he is just asking for it the cunt
>>69041982
>>69042022
Condit's a solid grappler, he can survive the ground.
>>69042052
hopefully maia at least gets a sub
>>69042057
I take it they don't have Photoshop in third world countries
>>69042091
>against Maia
lol
>>69042091
So's Gunnar Nelson
>>69042091
yeah so is gunnar nelson
lol no one wants to see carlos fighting off his back for 15 minutes
>>69042052
Great fight honestly
>>69042134
Not really
>>69041804
>>69041855
I'm not even a mcgregor fan, but I really wish he wouldn't have gotten off on this whole "weight classes don't matter" thing and had just stayed at 145. He could've been the GOAT featherweight. Instead, he's probably just going to end up being one of those guys who wins some, loses some, and we look back on how great he was "back in the day"
>>69042052
seriously fucking awful matchup for condit
rest in peace. good riddance bad intentions man.
>>69042122
>>69042126
Well Gunnar was dumb enough to try to test himself in the ground, what i mean is that Carlos could survive the ground attack and get back to his feet.
It really isn't a lock as if he has no ground game to at least survive.
>>69042091
>Shaking the Brazilian backpack loose.
Nah.
>>69042134
It really is, perfectly positions Maia for that title shot he's been chasing (after Wonderboy of course) if he wins, and Condit is less than a win away from another title shot anyways.
I think people are just scared Condit will lose or something.
>>69041982
Maia has a glaring weakness and its going to be fighting someone that has good enough octagon control and footwork that will keep Maia away from the cage walls that lets him start his grapples. Deny him the cage walls, he's gonna be stuck on the open mat attempting bad shots
Not sure if Carlo's striking meta game (footwork octagon control) can deny Maia of the cage walls. Condit likes to tactically brawl, he's not that mindless of a brawler compare to Lawyler or Brown but he does get out of control swinging
wew glad i got claudia at +200 she is down to +135
>>69041193
THREE
>>69042146
he never had a chance at being the goat featherweight, that's just fucking dumb lmao. he's too 1 dimensional. he's already been exposed.
>>69037428
>>69037453
People are trying douse the olympic torch because the population doesn't want this shit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SXxaEsbEh0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f2ZniWNnpI&t=0s
one person who threw water even got jailed
>>69042180
I'm so glad Australia's own Kyrie ended the Curry meme
>>69041604
never noticed the guy smoking before
>>69042149
What's the difference? If and probably when Maia takes him down he dominates
>>69042057
beautiful work.
>>69042091
>Mexico
>>69042222
Carlos does have a very slick sweeping game, but Maia is one of the best guard passers in MMA, Anyway for me i am gonna have fun who's going to impose their game better,
>>69042146
>thing and had just stayed at 145
You dont seem to understand that he was killing himself to make weight, he was never a natural 145
at least it's not nick diaz condit 2!
>>69042201
lol why are they mad tho
>>69042193
That's my point, he was exposed by a guy in a different weight class. If he stayed at FW, I think he would've had a long title reign. He survived Chad's grapple-fuck, didn't he?
>>69042193
His weight cut game was strong, he had power at 145
>>69042306
faber walks around at the same weight as mcgregor... you really gonna cling to that meme?
>>69042332
10 days notice
Bruh.
Look at this dood.
oh no no no
no no NO
AAAAHAHAHAHA
OH
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69042343
He still has power
>>69041994
I really like both Magny and Stun Gun
i think that's going to be a good match.
>>69042324
because the country is in shambles while politicians spend money for security of this stupid torch, not to mention all the spending of the World Cup and now this olympic trash
to keep it heem here's a kangaroo kicking this guy's ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtpPtqcZ8L8
>>69042149
what the fuck do you mean 'survive'? gunnar was taken down, controled, dominated' and beat up. if /just existing/ is enough for you, so be it.
>>69042361
damn! and bisping went into that fight with a fucked up toe!! see it wrapped? SAVAGE!!! GOATSE!!!
>>69042332
he can still have a long title reign... are you someone who idiolizes fighters with unbeaten/avenged losses records or something?
he's doing whatever he wants to do, no need to worry about ''''legacy'''' like mighty mouse or dominick cruz when you sell a million pay per view buys. he wanted to be FW/LW champ, RDA broke his toe and nate stepped in and fucked him up at WW, he desperately wants revenge... thats a better story than cementing your 20th title defense against chris cariasWHO
>>69042366
But it's yet to be seen if that power at all transfers to the higher weight classes
He cut Diaz but never had him in any real trouble, Goldberg himself said it best when he said all that blood to a Diaz brother, means nothing.
But that said, Diaz isn't really one to get KO'd often, so it's hard to gauge Goobers power outside 145 based on his fight with Diaz
Chad did say that Conor doesn't really have that much power, but he's just precise though
>>69042361
LOOK AT HIS LIPS
>>69042361
JUST
>>69042464
Based Bisking desu, no excuses, comes in on 10 days for a title shot, possibly his only one ever and knocks the smug look off Luke's face
>>69042417
you should heem some people
>>69042488
I reckon Conor's shots did noticeably more to Nate than Michael Johnson's did, and besides the guy had an extra 10-15 pounds of mass on him.
It's more about whether his power is still special or just great at higher weightclasses.
>>69042488
hey guys, goldy HIMSELF said it!!! just like 'it takes a lot of energy to be a rockstar'?
J U S T
>>69042556
that animal trainerwho keeps begging for the kangaroo to not kick him lacks australian footwork though, this old man shows how its done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clwOw_4acro
>>69041816
Is that true? Got a link showing he's a mod?
>>69042542
People call Rockhold 'smug' and 'arrogant' in the same sentence they praise Michael fucking Bisping lel
>le spit at my opponent's cornermen and chase a shot old man for my first title defence man
>condit vs maia
Good. Fuck Carlos Conduit. Have fun losing a decision, pussy.
>>69042294
Carlos Condit has a 39% takedown defense.
Maia is going to grapple molest him.
>>69042575
Nah, Johnson tagged Nate quite badly towards the end of the fight if I recall correctly. I honestly don't think Nate was in trouble at all really against McGregor, at least, not on that level and he said as such later. Weren't the words something like "Nice shots from the little guy but it's nothing I haven't felt before"?
>>69042602
Idiot
>>69042666
Kill yourself
>>69042666
I too don't like Condit all that much. I don't even have that good a reason, there's just something about him.
Maybe it's because Diaz vs Condit was the first fight of his I saw.
>>69042619
Lil Wayne is gonna freak dat bitch out
power is a fucking meme
goobler is just super accurate but he was mostly flailing against diaz due to underestimating how lanky diaz was, just look at the scratches and grazes on diaz' face/neck for proof
>Lmao-lel-lol Leel-Lmao
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/28/12051880/anderson-silva-demands-ufc-title-fight-middleweight-rematch-against-scared-michael-bisping
>>69042666
Nick pls leave
>>69042652
>unironically saving that to your computer
Are you Swedish by any chance?
>>69042745
I wish Anderson would fucking die already.
Of all the Countries why would you proxy Mexico?
>>69042713
I think it's something about you more than anything
You're probably just a faggot
Don't talk about my boy like that, ever again
>>69042485
Yea, fair point. And nah, I was just starting some conversation, cause I thought it would've been cool to see him take on some of the other top 145'ers.
>>69042744
Not a meme at 185 and up but yeah Mcmeme is too small to hurt Diaz, he can still kick his ass for 3 rounds before he gasses.
>>69042619
yuuung
*sips sizzurp*
mula
*has seizure*
babyy
*doesnt release the carter 5*
>>69042824
>this blatantly ban evading
![82031005-mixed-martial-artist-fedor-emelianenko-and-gettyimages[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zEOLZ7J.jpg "82031005-mixed-martial-artist-fedor-emelianenko-and-gettyimages[1]")
>>69042791
prolly this
what meme will nate diaz use as his excuse after his KO loss to McGregor? what meme will his fans use and how will they differ?
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/28/12053110/cm-punk-says-its-not-far-fetched-for-him-to-believe-he-can-earn-a?utm_campaign=mmafighting&utm_content=chorus&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter
Phil Brooks think it isnt farfetch for him to get a title shot
Think he can string together 4 wins?
He's at welterweight who in the top 10 can he beat?
>>69042346
Faber's also half a foot shorter than mcgoober.
>>69042883
>Think he can string together 4 wins
No, and they'd probably all be against cans anyways
>who in the top 10 can he beat
Literally no one
>>69042745
>>69042790
just faggots. wow
>>69042883
>CM Punk vs Lawler or Wonderboy
Does this nigga have a deathwish? He's literally 0-0, that's actually insulting and I'm not even joking.
I don't even mind the guy, he's stepping up when he doesn't even need to but bloody hell, don't talk bollocks when you've never had a fight and your first one is against a kid with little experience himself
>>69042619
>>69042619
That's the niggerest nigger that ever niggered right there. That's not even a human in my opinion. That animal shouldn't be allowed to vote or own property.
>>69042880
Don't think it'll be a meme so much as yeah I got tagged but I won the first one motherfucker so let's do it again
This is of course followed by McGregor not taking that fight and saying he has bigger plans
>>69042883
i'll be impressed if he doesn't get ko'd in the 1st minute
>>69042883
>Think he can string together 4 wins?
Brock was 1-1 in the UFC when he got his lel
I think he was an injury replacement or something but still
>>69042972
'i got tagged'
good one lmao i coulda seen that coming
>>69042981
Brock is a completely different animal
>>69042880
>implying Conor McManlet could KO a normal sized human being
>>69042998
Can't tell if you're just memeing me desu but that's how I think it goes if McGregor wins
>maia fights another striker with shit TDD
Just let him get heemed by hendricks already
>>69042619
Look at that negro junkie with forehead tattoos..
He is role model of todays USA?
WHA HAPPENED TO YOU USA?
>>69042981
Heavyweight was a weak as shit division. Still is, but it was weaker then.
>>69042880
>diaz
>heem'd
Pick one.
>>69043055
he's a role model for hawaiians
>>69043058
>josh thompson - bellator fighter
>diaz
>towel thrown in and heem'd
DUDELMAO that was a good one too. i love memes keep them coming
>>69043067
fuggg
why is she so QT? I don't even mind the horrible tattoos
>>69043067
do you guys seriously find this attractive
>>69043238
she looks like my sister's best friend from HS
>>69043067
can you imagine sticking it in her
bet that would feel good eh boys
202 is already shaping up to be spicier than 200.
Discuss.
>>69043372
No?
>>69043372
beat this.
>>69043372
You're a dumbass
End of discussion
>>69043372
just the main event of 202 is a bigger event than all of 2016. that's not fair to compare a jon jones headlined card to a card headlined by The Savior.
even with Bork it will only be burgundy panty night, not red panty.
>>69043055
Why is Yoel's voice so hoarse?
>>69043555
whippets.
>>69043555
too many ciggies ay
>>69043555
He's packing a huge cock.
>>69036274
>being this much of a pleb
>>69043506
>just the main event is bigger than all of 2016
God, I can't wait until you faggots are gone completely after 202
Any freaky bitches in here?
https://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
https://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
https://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
>>69043641
That's a given.
>>69043665
This desu
>>69043702
this is not mixed martial arts
>>69043702
based
>>69043702
>2016
>Joe Rogan
>>69043702
Rogan has the biggest mancrush on this guy.
>>69043702
who is this dude
>>69036858
I think Schaub would be too athletic for Miocic to handle.
Schaub can dictate where the fight goes. Schaub also wouldn't be dumb enough to chase Miocic like Werdum did.
Long story short I got Schaub by submission in the first round.
Has this been posted yet?
>>69041021
>that file name
>it's a Jack3d episode
>>69043931
Yes
>>69043931
This is the worst match up for Condit in the division.
Maia will sub him.
When will podcast posters fuck off, /heem/?
Do they even watch MMA or do they just listen to other people talking about it for them?
>>69043898
hahaha so ebin xD
>>69043971
Maia won't sub him but Maia will win
3rd round cuddlefuck
>>69043980
I'm just here for the meme brah
>>69044021
edgy brah
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/28/12053110/cm-punk-says-its-not-far-fetched-for-him-to-believe-he-can-earn-a
John?
>>69044052
Shut up
Ferguson is fighting some literal who in the comain
Pic related is new mainevent
http://www.ufc.com/news/McDonald-Lineker-to-Headline-Sioux-Falls-Event-on-July-13
>>69042619
who's that and why does he look like a prisoner
>>69044115
Oh no.
>>69044115
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Landon-Vannata-82446
Could be worse.
>>69044155
NEW
>>69044115
That's what you get for not being careful.
>>69044164
Not sure if genuinely autistic or meta-troll
>>69044115
Ferguson getting the Khabib treatment
>>69044229
>Ariel
What a goof
>>69044222
actual
>>69044222
actual
>>69044222
>>69043980
Bro how else am I supposed to know that cats are fucking murderers?
>>69040377
>Baba vs Beet discussion banned on leddit
>>69045700
This madman would heem Schaub
>>69037443
>TF When Britt Cuck
>>69038325
>cucker mcgoober will never be my boy
>Stockton mother fucker
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