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"IT'S TIME" shouted Bruce, with a hop and a stomp,
Six inches he climbs; on the loose with such pomp.
Grey hair combed so fine that your boyfriend would love it,
Tanned skin mask with lines that Dos Anjos would covet.
"The most stacked card ever."
Let that sink a minute.
When the main starts with Cain
Then three titles within it,
Edgar destroys Aldo and to Dana beckons
For Goober because the fight took just twelve seconds.
Now fight fans all fapping
(The replay's so great)
Thoughts all overlapping with
Bouncing-tits-Tate.
She beats some dumb hue
Via choke; Anaconda
Towers over Joe Rogan,
Grabs the mic and shouts
"Ronda!
I know you are watching,
And I don't feel bad, slid
that choke in tight just like your pussy dad did!
Go lose fourty pounds so that you can make weight,
Duck Cyborg once more
Then come suck this Cupcake!"
She crotch chops and Goldie
Snaps awake, jaw ajar,
"Takes some energy, Joe,
To uh, be a rockstar"
Out walks big fat Hunt
But who gives a fuck
It's all just a stunt
So this card doesn't suck.
McGregor is missing
But now here comes Brock!
His chest tattoo'd up
With a sword-looking cock.
He gets the crowd going
By bouncing his pecs;
While Buffer's announcing,
He grins with a flex.
The first round gets going,
We grimace with dread,
For the part where Hunto
Blasts off Brock's severed head.
But what unfolds so fast
(And before there's contact)
Hunt pretends that he's gassed
And just falls on his back!
"Brock's fists are HUGE Joe,"
Says Goldberg, entranced,
"Look at that combo,
All with strikes so advanced!"
Herb Dean jumps in quick
And as Brock wins the fight,
He squeezes his dick
And we fear for his wife.
>>69020587
Jon Bones Jones:
Unbroken.
The GOAT (and a lock)
D.C.'s words oft spoken:
"I'll deepthroat Jon's cock"
They enter the cage
And the crowd roars;
Excitement.
D.C. can envision his succing indictment.
They meet in the center;
Big John reads the script:
"Fight clean and touch gloves,
Oh, and Jon?
Watch your dick."
The two meet with a clash,
"There's that oblique kick, Joe,
And there's D.C.'s moustache
With a streak, down below."
"It's an interesting fight,"
Rogan starts, (what a douche)
"Reminiscent of Rousey
vs Liz Carmouche.
You know that one figher
Is on the offensive,
Their grip so much tighter,
Training so extensive,
That all that they've dreamt
For the past ninety days
Is they have an attempt
To make champions gay."
D.C. is repeatedly grasping,
Fingers scratch violently.
Jon heatedly gasping,
We watch him scream silently.
No individual cheers
From the crowd heard alone,
We know the end's near;
It's just one constant moan.
"JUST LIKE THAT!" Goldy cries,
And in one fluid motion
Jones pokes D.C.'s eyes
Yet he shows no emotion.
D.C. drops to his knees
And without tying up
Makes it look like a breeze
As he flings off Jon's cup.
And just as he once said
That he grinds (not diminish)
D.C. starts giving head and then
Goes for the finish.
As D.C. wipes his mouth and they put on the belt,
You ask all your buddies how this fight card felt.
They throw in some cash for the pizza and fees,
But those goofs all in unison chirp your TV!
"Where the fuck are the wires?" they ask with disdain,
"You quite clearly possess a slow dim-witted brain."
They go to leave but you stop them
and heem every here,
Your canvas floor off their wee head clatters.
You make your point perfectly clear:
There's only one OP that matters.
PREVIOUS THREAD: >>68981074
MCGREGOAT
>>69020883
lmao nice
>ramadan
adan where you at boy
i'm coming for that ass
Leonardo Santos, Josh Samman, Lorenzo Larkin, and the Imanari Roll added to EA UFC 2
>>69021016
>Lorenzo
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/27/12044594/sage-northcutt-responds-to-completely-weird-sparring-accusations-by-ilya-grad
>"That was my first time training with him, and he's supposed to be a Muay Thai world champion. I'm not sure where he got his world title from
>So I was supposed to go there and spar hard, and he starts making excuses saying his neck hurts, he's this, he's that and he can't spar, so we said okay.
>"From that video, you could see that he couldn't teach me anything. Like, he was just there to be a sparring partner.
based
He's finally been unleashed, he's ready
NEW BATTLE LINES BOYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNQ6VODLSh8[Embed][Embed] [Embed]
>>69020548
Upcoming events:
7/2: ONE FC: Dynasty of Champions - Jadambaa vs Kelly
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 - Murata vs Kohori
7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez
7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Ferguson vs ?
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Bellator 159 - Caldwell vs Taimanglo
7/22: Glory 32 - Adamchuk vs Varga
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Pettis vs Oliveira
9/3: UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
Previous thread: >>68981074
News:
>Chiesa out of fight with Ferguson
http://mmajunkie.com/?p=199889
>Ryan Jimmo is kill
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/seven-time-ufc-vet-ryan-jimmo-dead-at-34-after-being-struck-in-hit-and-run
>BJ Penn suspended for 6 months
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/usada-announces-six-month-suspension-for-b-j-penn
>Enrique Barzola meets Kyle Bochniak at UFC on FOX 21
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/enrique-barzola-meets-kyle-bochniak-at-ufc-on-fox-21
>Sage says something negative about someone
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/27/12044594/sage-northcutt-responds-to-completely-weird-sparring-accusations-by-ilya-grad
>playing GTA San Andreas on PS4
>tfw you heem a balla with your power overhand right
Kinda feel like making some webms. The unarmed combat in this game just looks and feels so good.
I haven't trained in a while and i feel weird.
>>69021360
So autistic
>>69021424
Is previous thread the GOAT new meme of 2016?
Heem quickly becoming as autistic as hoc and arse. And it's thanks to a Muslim Canadian.
Unbelievable stuff.
who /hardwook/ here?
>>69021493
i'm glad you like what I've done with the place
HEY YO GUYS I WAS HOPING I COULD SPEND AN HOUR READING THROUGH SHITPOSTS FROM YESTERDAY
CAN SOMEONE LINK THE PREVIOUS THREAD LMAO
Can someone "previous thread" this image
when khabib says he careful he means he's angry because the op didn't link the previous thread lol hahaa lol hahahaha lolololololol hahaha
>>69021601
On it m8
>>69021661
Thanks friend. Take as much time as you'd like. It has to be perfect. Something I can add to my folders. Something to be cherished for many threads to come.
>>69021493
The only people I see spamming homoerotic posts about a retired closeted tshirt mogul cuck, a superroided body-image issue bodybuilder that isn't the slightest bit amusing, and some awful unironic forced meme about previous threads
Are all from fat disgusting pig-Americans
The literal obsession you autists have with your own credibility on this general, on this board, on this website is sensationally pathetic and utterly baffling, a psychiatrist would have a field day with the all the presumed daddy issues you guys have
Incredible really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr726PqV2ok
>I WANNA BE THE BESS
could it be
that Rich Piano
is DUCKING Sajad Gharibi?
>>69021732
To be fair to you lot, I'm pretty sure the previous thread images are meant to be almost entirely ironic albeit still awful
>>69021869
You shut your maple syrup encrusted mouth
>>69021883
nobody reads the OP and nobody reads the previous thread
deal with it
>>69021883
It is, but it's also ironically someone trying to force their own shit meme in the process to get attention
>>69021919
you do
>>69021830
I hev to be the bess
>>69021897
this is a pic of me IRL
What do you guys actually think of Joe Rogan?
>>69021925
"the previous thread matters"
previous thread
current thread
previous thread hahaahahhahah loololooolololollololololololololol
>>69022076
Entertaining. Sounds like he'd be cool to hang out with as long as you didn't take him too seriously and didn't look up to him.
Waiting for UFC 200 is becoming quite difficult.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCb0opPSj9I
>>69020548
you typed all of that shit and you didn't even link the previous thread
nobody thinks it's funny or in any way good and nobody ever will
i an eternally lmaoing at your life
previous thread squad
>>69022228
looks like a giant ian mccall
>>69022192
this, to bee quiet hornet
#previousthreadsquad
#previousthreadsquad
#previousthreadsquad
>>69022267
>>69022316
lol I triggered the sperg again
I am the best at it
>>69022316
lmaoooooo desu senpai
http://www.strawpoll.me/10605989
Daily /heem/ thread
>>69022226
OH MY
>>69022345
Thanks friend. This ones a doozy!
>>69022345
keep fighting the good fight my friend
previous thread will outlive this general, possibly even this website
>>69022367
I guess Jones–DC is the most obvious choice since there's most at stake.
Aldo–Edgar is probably the most interesting though.
None of the fights are incredibly exciting really, but they're almost all really solid fights
>>69021256
>sage losing set free the demon inside
im scare
>>69021360
>Chiesa out of fight with Ferguson
why aren't we talking about this
>>69022443
>>69022451
Thanks lads
who /SuccArmy/ here?
i'm not even sure who's ironically shitposting and who's ironically ironically shitposting anymore.
can you clarify your positions? (I'm talking to you american flags)
>>69022591
>(I'm talking to you american flags)
BTFO
>>69022536
Because almost everyone here is a casual retard that doesn't even watch half the fights let alone have a clue of what they're talking about
You think Spain is some unique shitposter? No, that autist just exemplifies 3/4 of /heem/
>>69022591
oh wait, I forgot about people who are just shitposting for unironic reasons. Please reply as well.
>>69022591
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting
>>69022536
>a fight AFTER UFC 200 got canceled
who gives a fuck you whining bitch
>>69022699
who the fuck do u think ur talkin 2
>>69022623
but isn't ironic shitposting humour derived from everyone understanding the shitposting is ironic?
whereas shitposting is just shitposting for shitposting's sake, with humour derived from people getting baited by the shitpost.
I need to review my shitposting theory tbqh
>>69022814
it really depends on whether you think shitposting is for the poster or for the viewer
>>69022814
It all falls under the Autistic String Theorem and the Rule of Asperger's
>>69022343
What's the difference between the sperg and the tryhard?
>>69022885
I'm not sure but I'm the best at triggering both
>>69022814
previous thread is ironic ironic shitposting
it's criticizing the idea of ironic shitposting in itself by proving through example that it has no inherent hunor, either for the viewer or the poster
it is intended to lead the viewer to the conclusion that any ironic shitpost and any reaction to it is formulatic and does not elicit true amusement
it's a masterpiece of postmodern "shitposting"
Havent been on heem in 2 months and this has gone to absolute shit
>>69022844
Well I feel like that depends entirely on what kind of shitposting it is.
For example you are a unironic shitposter. You derive pleasure from shitposting and people interacting with your shitposts. Others might also find it humorous as observers but they do so vicariously.
If someone posts "could it be...?" that's an ironic shitpost, and everyone can take pleasure from it being ironically shit
that's why I believe ironic shitposting is the inherently superior form of shitposting
>>69022959
No, it's just you being an underaged socially retarded autist
>>69022971
We're in a hiatus between events and this is an adan thread
Try again later
Right
http://www.strawpoll.me/10606102/
>>69022959
that's what I thought, thanks for clarifying your intentions
truly appreciate your work
Why this thread so early?
>>69022980
I shitpost for the good of heem, not my own personal pleasure
>>69023053
lmao
So uh you guys wanna talk about fights or?
>>69023083
Schaub vs Piana is the only fight I'm looking forward to.
>>69023072
see not always unironic lol
>>69023083
I tink macgreger wins
Heemspeak was the beginning of the end of /heem/
my favourite type of shitposting is pretending to be butthurt, usually yields a good amount of (you)s too.
>92 posts
>21 IPs
Really nice """"""""""""""'community""""""""""""""
>>69023144
heemspeak is comfy for smaller events
>>69022699
I do. Ferguson was gonna get smashed.
>>69023210
who cares?
i periodically bump the previous thread in hopes that someone looking for heem thinks that is the real thread. thanks adan for this opportunity
>>69021360
Thanks
>>69023174
>IP count didn't increase when you posted
Here's you're (u)
>>69023221
People interested in MMA.
>>69023144
nah, /heem/ just gets more shit when lmaobud has more time on his hands because 80% of threads start and end with thread wars
happened same time last year as well
>>69023217
LOL SUHAIL WITH THE HOT FIRE
Sweden
>>69023210
It was gonna be fight of the year, both goofy fucks with good grappling but also up for a nice sloppy hands fly free brawl
>>69023242
This is a very good post ;^)
>>69023251
Would not be an issue if autists knew how to use twitter
thread wars are literally the most pointless cock-waving exercise on 4chan
This is literally a non-issue if people don't care about such an inconsequential thing
Narantungalag Jadambaa is a relevant mixed-martial-artist
>>69023251
it's "Canadian OP" not lmaobud, we're two different people
>>69023311
if people weren't so autistic that they forced themselves to make a second thread when I make the first one, there would never be a thread war
therefore I am not to blame
>>69023210
Realistically, who can the UFC put up against Ferguson on short notice? And will Ferguson take the fight or will he choose not to take the risk and just fight later on?
>>69023174
/heem/ is just marauding shitposts until fightnight
>>69023242
Only a matter of time till you get shipped off and have to share a board with the wwe autists, though I have a feeling you already post there.
>>69023351
Cerrone
but Ferguson will say no
Is Beespim a brexiter?
>>69023351
Cerrone, Poirier, Dariush
Which country is the undefeated undisputed champion shitposter of heem?
I vote canada :-)
>>69023419
it's not shitposting
>>69023267
Eternally cucked
On a semi-related note I was at the dentist getting my teeth poked at with hooks and screwdrivers and for a brief period of 2-3 minutes i kept playing over Cruz saying "I love you Monster" but screaming it, over and over in my head
I was desperate to hold back laughter and I even giggled a few times like a complete autist with all those sharp things in my mouth
Subscribe to my blog right here ------>
>>69023419
Canada is to shitposting what GSP was to the WW division
>>69023410
>Poirier
I would like this a lot
>>69023445
so I am the kryptonite of shitposting
>>69023448
I've heard that he said that he wanted to take a break after the Green fight as his wife is pregnant.
>>69023511
HE'S GOT MOUTHS TO FEED
>>69020548
wow he gained some fat. AMAZING
>>69023571
he went up TWO weightclasses
>>69021388
Bas Rutten did the motion capture for GTA V if anyone cares. That's why some random slav can throw head kicks
More Dana twats
is he right?
Guys for the recor-for the record an hour ago Jon called me "the lamest, biggest, pussy he'd ever met in his entire life."
So I mean if(boo)-if.. an hour ago he said "you are the lamest, biggest, pussy I have ever met in my entire life", so believ-it believe what you want, but this i-hes lying to you guys again.
>W-What he say?
Yo ju-
Am I the biggest, lying pussy you've ever met?
>Are you the biggest pussy?
Am I the biggest pussy you have ever met and you want me to suck your dick like you told me?
>Uh?-
Is that what you told me?
Is this not real now? Are we pretending? Are we pretending again?
>I can-
>It's hard to hear you.
*off-mic* Are we pretending? *off-mic*
>Huh
Dana: He said "are we pretending again?"
>Oh n-
Are we pretend-
>No we-
Are we doing this fairy tale shit again?
>No you are the biggest pussy I've ever seen. For sure.
Okay
Are we pretending again?
Hey because I know what you said to me over here.
>What you say?
Dana: He said "I know what you said to me over here."
>That you're a pussy tha-that you're forever gonna be my pussy?
*off-mic* What? *off-mic*
>*off-mic* That you're forever gonna be my pussy *off-mic*
Tha-and also that I'm forever going to be your pussy.
>Yeah.
Okay, we'll see.
I like it Jon but I like it BUT I WANT YOU GO TO ACTUALLY BE HONEST WITH THESE PEOPLE THAT YOU ARE FOR ME.
That's all I want.
>*Jon indicates to Dana he can't hear what he said*
Dana: Be like you are here like you are with them.
>>69023649
yes, Jones' boxing is pretty shit
shit, I think he's got him here
>>69023649
when we the last time you saw Jon throw a combination let alone land one
REEEEEEE
Nad Wite
>When he tells you to do be careful, it's because he's got dynamite in his pants, trust me on that one!
>>69023443
don't be mean
>>69023629
No he didn't. He just did the voice acting for the Men's Room show
>>69023649
Can't eye poke, elbow, spin, or excessively clinch in boxing. Those are Jon's main tools out the window
>>69020960
>>69022999
>>69023233
>You guys still actually talk about me
Barely even post here..
>>69023822
lmaooo
>You are now about to witness; the awesome, crushing might of KNUCKLE UUUUUUPPPPPP
>>69023649
Unirornically Cain is one of the greatest fighters ever, the Werdum fight was a complete fluke and I think everyone deep down knows it
You give him the same time to adjust the altitude as Werdum did, and Cain is the one stopping Werdum in the third round
>>69023808
>>69023808
Cain has no cardio so easy win for Jon
>>69023793
He did the motion capture for the fighting. You think they wanted to add some talk show and Bas was the guy they thought of? They most likely had him in the studio doing the mocap and liked all the silly stories he was telling them
>>69023862
"if that fighter didn't make a mistake they wouldn't have lost" - a genius
>>69023649
Dodge traffic.
>>69023858
Embarrassing.. I only come here during events, but keep on doing what you do..
>>69023955
Irony: the post
>>69023387
Yeah check his instagram
>>69023993
Be careful.
>>69023993
>>69024038
Is this actually how you always are..
>>69023904
I cant find anything that says he did the mo cap other that random forum posts.
Will Brooks would also be an interesting fight for Ferguson.
Honestly though, I think Ferguson won't fight on short notice, he doesn't seem like the guy
>>69023912
Lmao, bud
You know EXACTLY what I'm implying and what you thought about the fight
You got BTFO like all Cain haters
>>69024141
He's already a replacement at the TUF 23 finale for James Krause against Ross Pearson
>>69023773
cowboy is doing promo work for the fight week stuff, the golf tourney with miocic and something with the 5k run.
though i want him to beat fergusson, it's a long time coming, cowboy fighting fergusson and khabib. then it's just rematches for cowboy forever
>>69024166
>You got BTFO like all Cain haters
lol what?
Cain is the one who got BTFO
How times a day should I succ?
>>69024141
Y not?
Ferguson always seems game.
I like the brooks fight, but I doubt they'd pull him out of the Pearson fight. They can always give him Darrell Horcher if nothing else comes together.
Trinaldo was wanting big fights.
Could always do poirier or dariush since they had easy wins.
>>69024361
till your lips are chapped bru
Post prospects you're watching
>Belal Muhammad
>Adam Milstead
>Sage Northcutt
>>69024368
>Ferguson always seems game.
Seems like he wants to get a title shot and doesn't want to risk it to me
>>69024368
horcher is out for probably all of 2016, bad motorcyle crash
>>69024399
Jake Matthews
>>69024399
Y A I R
A
I
R
lads
pictures of Jimmo murderer surfaced
call alberta pd asap if you recognize this guy
>>69024399
Yair Rodriguez
Michael Chiesa
Jessica Andrade
Brian "Meme City" Ortega
Charles Oliveira
Kristina Kovalkayveech
>>69024505
Michael Chiesa is not a prospect lol
neither is Charlie Oli
Take a full blast straight to the face
https://youtu.be/Grvep9n8rJ8
>>69024438
Don't think he's going anywhere
>>69024505
and neither is Ortega lol
>>69024464
lol thats fucked
>The Ali act
>>69024399
Juliana pena
Maryna moroz
Amanda Nunez (ppl are sleeping on her)
As for guys i only get into detail for lhw and hw.
Francis nigganew
Curtis Blaydes
OSP
>>69024519
>>69024559
>Flag
>Topic
>>69024399
Erick Silva
>>69024776
those aren't prospects
who /jits/ here?
>>69024806
Only if it's women
>>69024705
fwiw, I never wear a gi when I roll with ur mom
>>69024399
Phil Brooks
>>69024558
Only 21 years old with a 4-1 record and just coming off a very impressive victory over Johnny Case
Gets better with each fight, already a brown belt at 21 under Carlos Vieira
>>69024861
this
>Dr Pavel, i'm BJJ
>>69024399
Do Doo Ho Choi and Mirsad Bektic count?
>>69024871
this nigga know what's up
that kid is going to be top 5 in two years time
>>69024893
>p-p-please pay attention to me and my epic m-meme guys!!!!
Jonathan Dwight Jones
I'm cummin
JON JONES!
>yfw through the power of meme magic, DC submits Jon via deep throat.
>>69025199
>that sneaky coke pinky
based chuck, that one ufc lhw champ who did coke and booze but was actually likeable
Are we allowed to discuss mma here?
>>69025579
YES
VIA TWITTER
http://mmajunkie.com/?p=199917
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>>69025612
>COWBOY-STORY
>>69024399
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Who's going to replace Chiesa lads
I'll guess Trinaldo
>>69025612
>>69025632
Cowboy Cerrone is literally the greatest can crusher that has ever lived.
He is the only fighter in the UFC that never fights anyone without 4-5 ranks of himself
>>69025923
He's "supposed" to fight Felder later this year at a Brazil event, I don't think they'd jump him up to fight Tony after fighting almost nothing but unranked schmucks
Hope they can sneak Dariush in or something
>>69024399
Ben rothwell
Dustin Poirier
Max Holloway
>>69026068
>Poirier
>>69026068
>Rothwell
>Prospect
>>69024559
>Brian "11-0, 4/4 in the UFC, 25 years old" Ortega isn't a prospect
>>69021549
>an hour
lmao learn to read idiot
>>69026269
He's in the top 10 and everyone knows he's a great fighter dude. He's not a "prospect" in that you don't know how he's going to pan out.
You know exactly where he's going, to dude has very few holes in his game and he's still young. He's moving up in the rankings and he's already top 10, that alone means he's no longer a prospect, he's pretty well proven.
>>69026326
>takes words literally
>critiques others' reading ability
Anyone here wanna have a fuckin' donnybrook?
>>69026379
He wasn't even ranked until he beat Clay Guida, and neither was Yair. "He's a ranked fighter so he's not a prospect" that's just about the dumbest argument anyone could ever make. And he isn't all that proven, his striking is suspect and he needs to tighten that up ASAP.
post most viscous heems that have ever happened
>>69025632
I like it too, desu ne.
Story's been authoring a quiet resurgence in the last couple of years, bouncing back from the days where he was relegated from Dangerous Prospect to Forgotten Fighter; for a stretch there I was certain he'd become a WW iteration of Gleison Tibau, only less/more/equally roided. This is a real good fight for him. Do I think he'll win it though? If he goes up against the Cerrone we saw in the Cote fight? No, I think that'll be a painful night for Rick "End of the" Story
>>69026447
We'll friggin get the fidgerators and ramp over it broski. Friggin GOOSE IT down the stretch.
>>69026041
I like Dariush's chances again Tony Ferguson desu
His fight with Vick showed that he has no problem closing the distance and BTFOing people with reach and height advantages over him and I think he has the overall skill on the feet to compete with Ferguson
He also outclasses Ferguson on the ground by a comfortable margin
>>69026569
>I like Dariush's chances again Tony Ferguson
He'll get subbed easily.
>>69026560
Where we gonna have this tilly bud. The timmys uptown or the one downtown.
>>69026447
hackin darts bud really?
pretty dated tb.h
>>69026478
Ortega's striking is suspect?
For a 25 year old who is sick on the ground? lol no, his striking is not "suspect". It's the weakest part of his ground simply because of how great he is on the ground
CM Punk will win. Gall has no game plan. As I see this, we know a bit how Mickey Gall fights, so Duke Roufus will prepare CM Punk with some game plan. On the contrary, Mickey's coaches have no idea what to expect from CM Punk. They can only base their plan on CM Punk's WWE performances. My prediction: Punk by flying knee that he learned from Pettis in Round 1.
>>69026629
Downtown. The one with the ethnics
>>69020548
lads, michael venom page vs donald cowballs ceronne when
>>69024532
>Cain completely ignoring Seagal at 3:15
lmao
>>69020548
Before you reverse hollowing and after lmao
>>69026647
Pettis left Doofusport though, didn't he?
>>69026569
>by a comfortable margin
Based on what? Tony has good jiu jitsu and has some very dangerous submissions he can throw up almost at will
>>69026647
Lol Punk will get stunned by a jab then subbed on the ground.
>>69026727
No, but he's decided to spend a couple weeks of his camp at Jackson-Wink from now on
>>69026417
>takes words literally
>>69026716
lmao I like it
All right, you're Michael Bisping, who do you fight?
Hendo is not a valid answer.
>>69026716
lmaoing @ this
CM Punk will win via Spinning kimura
>>69026756
lol jokes on you bud
>>69026767
Daniel "Hollywood" Henderson
>>69026767
Hope that Weidman, Yoel, Jacare, Rockhold, Mousasi, all get injured at the same time so I can fight Uriah Hall on 1 week's notice
>>69026767
Weidman's the money fight
Jacare's the fight if I want to hold onto my belt for a little while longer
>>69026779
That's not possible!
>>69026810
Jacare is a harder fight than Weedman though.
>>69026754
Ah okay. Too bad he can't completely break free from Duke's chains yet
>>69023773
Please let it be Poirier
>>69026866
I think this is the most realistic replacement
>>69026866
>i've got mouths to feed
>>69026895
I'd like to see Raging Al jump in there
>>69026837
I disagree
>>69022591
I'm not posting at all anymore, shit or otherwise.
when is your boy fighting again heem
>>69027065
on the 9th
>>69026807
Silva has called him out too, how do you dodge that bullet?
>implying he wont beat andy again
Im not done talking. Little Boy.
Or "young man" in rampageses words "young man" lol
So Jones Bones is a young man for sure, but DC Cormier is "grown" who is the more man? I cant ever say yea that guy ya know, ON TOP you got Rhonda, glad cupcake take got the belt,
"It aint about being a hero, its about saving the life no matter what"
Let that sink in...
>>69027107
what don`t you like about my OP?
>>69024399
Bryan motherfucking Barberena
he will wreck them all
>>69027107
i miss ur ops
>>69027162
>he doesn't like MMA poetry
>>69027065
July 9th
Am I doing it right?
>>69027133
it's irrelevant low quality spam and so is Jon?/Pianaposting/previous and whatever new desperate meme there is nowadays
>>69027162
I'm not the OPcuck
>>69026734
>>69026613
http://www.bjjheroes.com/bjj-fighters/beneil-dariush
>>69027216
>it's irrelevant low quality spam
how is something that was literally two days ago "spam" lol
>>69027257
created literally two days ago*
>>69027213
Nice :D
>>69027162
That's because you're a dumbass who doesn't know how to use twitter
>>69026810
>>69026837
Both would beat Bisping.
>>69027317
is that a dildo
>>69027334
I think Weidman should beat Bisping, but it would definitely not be easy on Weidman at all. I could see him getting hit a lot and squeaking a decision
>>69027334
Jacare would run right through Bisping. The way he demolished Vitor was not pretty at all. At least with Weidman he stands a chance of landing a cheeky left hook.
what did he mean by this
>>69027317
I wonder if aunt laurie has a nice butthole or if it has had too much mileage on it from so many decades of taking huge dumps
>>69027366
it's a shake weight
>>69027437
There's a fallacy in your argument *puts on trilby*
You're subliminally implying that Bisping and Vitor are of the same calibre. That is not the case! Bisping 2016 is far better better than Vitor 2016 overall.
>>69027437
That's because he brought Vitor to the ground very easily and utilized his overwhelming superior ground game. I don't think Jacare brings Bisping as down as easily
>>69027573
Bisping never really looks bad
Do YOU contribute OC to /heem/?
Have YOU shaken Chris Weidman's hand?
>>69027625
Yes I have.
No but I would love to. He's a family man. With a loving mother but specifically father. Great at fighting too. Very handsome as well.
>>69027216
is that you Jon?
>>69027625
I started the postmodern previous thread antimeme
Does Alvarez stand a chance in hell boys?
>>69027573
>Bisping 2016 is far better better than Vitor 2016 overall.
Why? Cause he beat another aging Brazilian in Anderson Silva?
>>69027686
No one gave him a chance against Pettis. He stands a solid chance, but RDA is just too good imo.
>>69027724
What would you say RDA's weakness is, even? I don't see Eddie winning, I see him getting chewed up pretty badly.
>>69027583
Vitor brought himself to the ground m8.
Doesnt kimbo have a fight soon?
>>69027686
Yes
>>69027770
He's fighting da angels in heaven
>>69027583
>he brought Vitor to the ground
Vitor pulled guard and thought his Jitz was up to par with Jacare's. He was proved wrong pretty fast.
>>69027799
he's fighting the inner me you fool
>>69027744
Striking wise, once he's on the back foot he's gonna look more average - like all these Muay Thai guys. Eddie's boxing background may prove very useful in helping him defuse the Muay Thai assault, start turning RDA, making him move back, and exploiting the linearity of his movement.
Wrestling-wise... it's been displayed by Khabib.
>>69027842
What have you ever contributed to /heem/ m8
You won't be missed
>>69027763
He did that after he got up from being battered by Jacare the first time on the ground
>>69027842
I hope everything you said is sincere
>>69027803
He pulled guard after he stood up from being destroyed on the ground, he got taken down initially and was getting battered on the ground before the ref stopped it to get Vitor's cuts checked out, they reset, Vitor eventually got up then pulled guard
>>69027834
What would make you think that RDA is going to be on his back foot at all in this fight though?
I get what you're saying, but I don't see why that would be the case.
>>69027842
literally good luck with that
>>69027842
Go climb head first into a wood chipper you goof.
Brock Lesnar will win
>>69027962
It's less of a concrete prediction and more of a dream, you know? In my mind's eye, when I've got my pants around my ankles, I'm picturing Eddie faking a low shot as RDA comes in, then slinging a hot uppercut upstairs, then stepping out to his left as RDA launches into his powerful left body kick, Eddie planting hard as RDA tries to reset and turn at once, and Eddie popping a hot right to RDA's jaw. Then the Rocky music plays, and Eddie gets on the mic and says "I did this for you, Philly!" And his wife brings in one of those gross Philly cheese steaks and he just inhales it in seconds flat.
DAILY MOTHERFUCKING REMINDER
THAT THERE IS NO PC MMA GAME
WHEN DANA
WHEN
>Throughout the first year following the fight, the brain damage McClellan suffered led him to refuse to believe he was now blind, instead thinking it was night-time, and would become confused that he was not training for a future fight.[
When will they ban boxing?
lads, since gsp is returning and everybody wants to fight bisping now, including anderson ees normal silva, should we have the long time awaited fight, ten years in the making, gsp vs anderson the eespyder silva?
should rockhold fight jacare?
discuss
>>69028141
I think Rich Franklin needs to return and heem Anderson and then take down Bisping
>>69028112
Says the guy who watches literal human cockfighting
>>69028102
Never
>>69028161
>Rich Franklin returning
I'd lose my shit desu
>>69028184
>Dementia pugilistica (DP) is a type of chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE), a neurodegenerative disease with features of dementia.
>>69020548
good op adan
>>69028184
John McCain pls go
>>69027842
>going to go back to redit
That means you came here from redit.
Yes, you should go back there.
And please, don't come back here. But of course, you will..
>>69028102
I agree. I wanted to play mma game on PC. After 30 min googling, I ended up playing some boxing game on playstation emulator.
>>69027625
>tfw only 10% of heem contributes 100% of the OC
s m h t b h f a m
one day you may, inject synthol
Found this video of the average /heem/er
http://webm.land/media/tmp/d6e1752c-fb98-4a4f-90ff-1b40e97b1a04.webm
>>69028357
It's probably closer to the 80/20 rule
>>69028382
in my dick and balls maybe
>>69028392
>Took this screenshot about a year ago
>People are now using it to make horrible memes
>>69028161
>>69028240
winner fights tanner
i like it
life was happier in 2005
>>69028392
Thank you for saving my OC lad
>>69028502
>previous thread a horrible meme
heem yourself
also didn't you say you were going to back to reddot
leave
name one thing you've done to improve the quality of /heem/ instead of complaining
Redpill me on Arianny Celeste
>>69028582
saudi
king
>>69028582
Her real name is Penelope Lopez, which sounds a lot uglier.
>>69028582
Abu Dhabi Cleveland Steamer
Any webm requests?
>>69028626
Brock Lesnar riding Heath Herring like a bull
>>69028561
You need to calm down you pimple faced teenager. I just joined the thread.
>>69028582
Boats
Arab Sheikhs
Defecation
>>69028650
Sauce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCwsbSaKVsg
>>69028582
succed roger huerta when roger huerta was someone, and probably dumped on her chest too
now she just puts bottox all over her face because
>>69028650
delete this
good night adan
good night downie
here's the op that will be used in or pasted into the next thread
Upcoming events:
7/2: ONE FC: Dynasty of Champions - Jadambaa vs Kelly
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 - Murata vs Kohori
7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez
7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Ferguson vs ?
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Bellator 159 - Caldwell vs Taimanglo
7/22: Glory 32 - Adamchuk vs Varga
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Pettis vs Oliveira
9/3: UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
Previous thread: >>69020548
News:
>Chiesa out of fight with Ferguson
http://mmajunkie.com/?p=199889
>BJ Penn suspended for 6 months
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/usada-announces-six-month-suspension-for-b-j-penn
>UFC 202 adds Anthony Johnson vs. Glover Teixeira, Donald Cerrone vs. Rick Story
http://mmajunkie.com/?p=199917
>Lawler -200 against Woodley
Hmmmm really makes you think.
>>69028751
>UFC 202 adds Anthony Johnson vs. Glover Teixeira, Donald Cerrone vs. Rick Story
we need gsp vs silva and 202 will be diamonds too
>>69028693
Roger Huerta is the face of MMA. Don't you dare disrespect him.
>>69028787
It really does...
>>69028751
You need to see a psychiatrist
You have serious mental health issues
>>69028791
no hatin, he banged natty pre-plastic surgery arianny, gave a hell of a fight against leonard garcia and got produly retired by eddie alvarez
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2mbvq9_arianny-selects-roger-huerta_sport
Would you enjoy a night of decadence with 2016 Arianny?
What were Arianny's Prime Years?
>>69028847
Jesus, I forgot that Arianny used to be attractive.
>>69028875
m-mai fitefu
>>69028869
2006-2010
>>69028874
she was a 9/10 before bottox
and i say 9 because flat ass
i'm affraid boxswede was right, heem is a male magazine
>>69028789
202 will destroy 200 if this happens
>>69028933
b-but Brock
>>69028905
For gay men?
>>69028928
no trannies allowed
>>69028933
>Conor nuthuggers still in denial
200 is literally the GOAT card, top to bottom
>>69028874
Same for Ronda.
>>69028955
Sara is a 10/10 mom
>>69028973
She should never have started bulking for Cyborg ._.
we /maxim/ now
>>69028944
conor draws from a similar audience
>>69028970
gsp returning + having the goat v goat match will draw HUGE... HUGE I TELL YA!
Speaking of Roger Huerta
remember his creepy stalker lady that wrote a book about him?
>>69029051
I remember when he knocked out that big guy outside a club (noice)
I remember when le weightcut man Zoro viscously soccer kicked him (rude)
>>69029051
Yes. I wish I had a stalker who I could fugg.......I know Roger did. I mean she even defended War Machine. Bro/gf tier.
>>69029122
Remember the drunkard who asked CM Cuck some questions?
Remember when Mark Hunt was borderline suicidal leading up to his fight against Werdum in Mexico?
Remember when Dog The Bounty Hunter was searching for War Machine?
Remember when Renan heemed himself prior to his rematch with Dillashaw?
>>69029341
>Remember when Dog The Bounty Hunter was searching for War Machine?
Hey Scotty, You Seen War Machine?
>>69029341
>Remember when Renan heemed himself prior to his rematch with Dillashaw?
There was another sauna heeming incident too, either Tim Memes or Myles "Jury" Fury
Oh and on TUF too, I think it was Gabe "Cake Man" Ruediger. Remember when Lauzon beat the piss out of him in front of his home town boys?
"I came out of the bar and one of my buddies was double legged up against a car with three guys hitting him in the back so I just went over and threw them off of my buddy. I didn't even know Tito was in it until the whole thing was over withIt's a street fight man. Anybody I didn't know that was throwing punches, I just clocked them," stated former UFC light heavyweight champion Chuck Liddell as he talked about the infamous street fight between Tito Ortiz and Lee Murray. You don't want to miss what else he had to say as he talks more about the scuffle and his own street fighting days. Plus, Liddell gives an update on his hamstring injury and his training as he gets set to face Rashad Evans at UFC 88. Check it out!
>>69029394
Gabe "Can I have a Colonic Dana" Ruediger
>>69029435
Is he the "put me back in" faggot? I remember one asshole I saw on Yoututbe attempting to make weight, badly. I don't know what was wrong with him.
>>69029580
Yep that's him.
>>69028650
everyone on /heem/ has a shaved head and is below 15% bodyfat, just fyi
>>69029696
we ATT brother
hair is for the less evolved
>>69029696
>you now remember lumberjack middleweight robbie
>>69029710
>ATT
>not rocking the Jorge Masvidal Pantene Pro V
>not getting the girls and making 150 bucks a fight so you can take them to McDonald's
>>69029696
i have long flowing locks bruv
>Andy dick tried to solicit sex from urijah faber
>>69028928
Her losing is very unattractive. She was all time qt before she got Rousey'd.
>>69029920
Holy shit, back of the head punch for the win.
Easy day tomorrow lads. Traning yoga, flexibility might even throw in some mewvment drills.
Who /hardwook/ here?
Aldo
>>69030133
kicking trees to condition shins
>>69030380
Iron sharpens iron after all
Schaub really isn't that knowledgeable about mma. If I want advice on techniques, or insight on actually fighting, I would be more interested in his opinions. However, when they're just talking about mma history, or things like that, he thinks he knows a lot more than he does. It's just frustrating listening to somebody being so confident about something their wrong on, especially when I can't tell them they're wrong.
He'll be a total dick to Callen, and belittle him for suggesting something, when Callen is actually right. Honestly, Callen usually gets things right more often than Brendan does. Probably because Callen doesn't think he knows everything about mma by default, because he was a fighter. Schaub isn't clueless, obviously. I just wish he would be a little more open to the possibility that he could be wrong, because he is a lot, and nobody corrects him.
>>69030606
That's a lot of words for an oddly specific annoyance you have
>>69030606
I completely agree. Callen sometimes has some really stupid opinions on some things, but a lot of times when he's seriously talking about fighting he makes some good points
I remember before the Nate-Conor fight, Callen was talking about how Conor having a reach disadvantage for once, and Rogan + Schaub just callously dismissed him
Turns out that Conor having to get in boxing range with Nate to really be effective turned out to be a big issue for him rather than picking apart opponents from the outside and being able to keep the distance with them with his reach
>>69027570
So it's a dildo
>>69024399
Angela Lee
Paddy Pimblet
Michael Page
Kron Gracie
>>69030820
>Michael Page
will get exposed by literally any half-decent wrestler
>>69030606
>it's a FATK episode where Brendan dismisses any criticism leveled at him and labels anyone who disagrees as a basement dweller with Cheeto fingers
Loving every laugh
>>69028582
i'd bust all over that worn out young face.
>takes both pills
>Bisping
>Brexit
Is Britain going to be relevant again? What are the madmen planning next?
Could they become bros within our lifetime? Really hoping I can go hang out somewhere in Europe without it being total shit.
>>69030277
thats some pretty serious bunda
>>69031005
ew perv
>>69031074
u havin a giggle m8? id be homosex if i didnt notice this bunda
>>69031074
There's nothing perverted about acknowledging a bunda in /heem/, it's where punching power comes from.
Would anyone here favour GSP against Bisping?
I think Bisping is just too big for him. I'd probably favour 2016 Bisping vs 2013 GSP as well, but especially three years later and with USADA in place I don't see GSP winning that fight.
>>69031145
I watched Matt Hammil have his way with Bisbong
>>69031145
Jesus christ Bisping has already fooled people into thinking he's legit.
>>69031152
A light heavyweight in 2007
>>69031152
>>69031170
I just think GSP is a manlet, and size matters
>>69031170
>fooled people into thinking he's legit
Actually, he wins by fooling people into thinking he's not legit. As long as no one takes him seriously he will defend the title.
>>69031170
I doubt GSP would be big enough to keep Bisping grounded, and he wouldn't have his usual cardio & reach advantages on the feet. The people who have troubled Bisping are the big power punchers and the very largest grapplers in the division; GSP wouldn't fall into either category.
Did Rampage stop streaming?
>Last broadcast on May 5, 2016
>>69031222
>I doubt GSP could keep someone grounded
These people holy shit
Cerrone vs Cote was what, two weeks ago?
>>69031246
But Cerrone is a big guy
>>69031260
What? They looked like they were three weightclasses apart
>>69031276
are you seriously attracted to that face?
UFC 200 without McGregor is like getting a bj but before you cum the girl runs out the door
>>69031276
>Just out for a nice walk to Mount Doom.
>>69031482
What would you know about girls or even getting a bj. Fucking goof. Don't reply to me either because your opinion = wgaf
>>69031482
I unironically prefer this 200 card without Conrad.
Fight me.
>Brock and Cain win at UFC 200
>They rematch at UFC 202
>Beats UFC 200 PPV buyrate
Conor and Bork would break all the records
>>69031535
>Conrad
>>69031482
>if only they had scheduled one of the most retarded instant rematches of all time as the main event instead of a legit title fight
mcgoobs is lucky he is not on UFC 200 so less people see him get spanked by Nate again.
Guarantee his next fight against Aldo or Frankie wont be in the US so he can cheat with steroids and IVs.
>>69031604
Tell me more about these steroids.
>>69031630
Most fighters are on them or cheat with some sort of PED like EPO or some technique like blood doping
You don't actually think anyone can even passively fight for 5 minutes straight without being on something, do you?
The world is a lie
We're all lies
>>69031683
Really makes me think.
>>69031630
For sure he was using a cocktail of diuretics to make the cut to 145 previously and IVs after cut. Wouldnt be surprised if used EPO because he had good cardio considering how brutal his weight cuts were. The only time he had shit cardio when he bulked insane amount of muscle in a short time span, tren is know to destroy cardio.
>>69031683
the only people that consistently dope are brazillians fighting out of brazil and americans with wrestling pedigree
>>69031752
Or their doping regimes are unsophisticated and far behind other countries.
>>69031701
I hope Joe starts taking steroids again so he can complete his transformation into Wandy
>>69031711
Actually, he does the cut naturally, which is why he has "brutal" weight cuts when he cuts no more weight than other fighters.
>>69031843
you're an idiot
>>69031903
> 165lb Conor McGregor is huge!
Nice meme.
>>69031787
julian_wstt_3 coming in spitting hot lava
>>69031928
>i believe things mcgoober publicly says
you're a massive fucking idiot
>>69031482
lmao, you're not wrong
>>69031928
>165
170
>>69031978
>170
168
>>69032005
After stuffing his face non-stop for 11 days.
>>69031566
>the order of the fights really matters to me guys!
>i get my news from the op!
>i think i might head back to r/mma, i really hate this new dc diccsucc meme!
>>69032028
Sometimes I wish I was a big enough faggot to post fedora pics at people I disagree with and feel like I've won
>>69032028
>i want to see Conor vs. Nate 2
>>69032057
>i get triggered
>>69032019
He did that so he could train on a full stomach and actually work out
You do realize he was constantly working out and training days before weigh in because he could actually afford to fill himself with fuel to train for it, right?
>>69032005
170
>>69031711
he walked around at 170 for the mendez fight you tosspot
http://www.strawpoll.me/10608473
>I like watching MMA
>>69032090
Says the guy who's been reduced to greentext and "u mad"
>>69032107
You can ask that in the fucking thread you insensitive jackass
Don't generalize and minimize my opinions to a possibility of 3 answers on some fucking website
>>69032126
Your anger brings me joy
>>69032136
Gay
>>69032019
>11 days
You are not making fuck all muscle or fat gains in 11 days.
He still cut at least 10lbs water weight.
Jesus everyone turns into a scientist when the PED talk starts
>>69032199
I'd say most 4chan users have an IQ over 130
>>69032323
when i was diagnosed with autism the middle school psychologist said i was a genius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUSmLTHRY5k
>>69032361
thanks bud
watched the card on rfa, super spicy, and robbie at witness,
>>69032361
Nick the Tooth is the most disgusting piece of shit ever, holy fuck
>literally picking up an animal skull, licking it, and putting parts of the bones in your mouth
>>69032107
Goobz will win this time if he doesn't gas again.
>>69032590
Is that what we called getting rocked these days?
>>69032605
>looks a bit tired heading into the second round
>suddenly he lost due to cardio issues and not because he took a 1-2 on the chin and shot in on a blackbelt
>>69032519
Isn't he the guy that literally gags at the thought of eating meat?
Replace Nick the Tooth with Bryan Callen and you have the greatest show ever produced.
has big brown shaub recovered from that reddit ama?
is mcgoober psychologically a superior fighter at 145?
he looks like he went through hell and back in that first pic
why the fuck were two different threads with 400 posts alternating, at this point i feel like heem should just be deleted from existence on any board
>>69032894
What the fuck are you even talking about
>>69032894
early threads
give it time. soon we will have new threads every 50 posts where the op just says heem and we fling shit at each other for 5 5 minute rounds
>>69028582
Whats all this arab fecal thingy you guys have been posting?
>Tony Ferguson getting cuckolded out of his prime by injuries
Fucking referee
>>69033099
she's a saudi escort. all the saudi oil tycoons do is literally shit on escorts since they're so rich.
i mean damn, if i'd been fuckin models since I could pop a boner, regular sex wouldn't get me off either
Could it be possible?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrbaN42tDFE
>>69033415
Thank you for the (You).
>>69032361
this is really really fun
>>69024399
>Fedor Emelianenko
>>69033481
haha wow thats one of the best amateur heems ive seen, was this in australia?
>So tell me,Heem.. What's your conditioning like?
>>69033593
smoke weed and mewv
>>69033540
I've got no idea but the clothing and architecture makes me think it wasn't.
>>69031260
For whom?
>welterweights who look like light heavyweights
>>69030030
Why slavs are so clownishly overdramatic?
>>69033394
rip
>>69033614
[spoiler]I'm christian[spoiler]
>>69032361
man, this show is so shit
20 minutes on is alright though
>>69033672
If I did not know that it was in EFN I would have guessed it was Japanese.
>>69033394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BqZPLNoaos
>>69033481
>>69033540
>>69033603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51--IY2Df0k
grainy webm makes it seem more impressive
he beats up an old man, a middle aged tranny, a woman and a guy that's too drunk to walk
can't find the original video, only parodies
>>69033831
that was clear to me in the webm, i just think it's hilarious cause theres so much action , i don't watch amateur heems for technique
>>69033849
he throws those russian shovelhooks perfectly though
>>69033689
Thanks. I skipped 20 minutes in just because I wanted to see Lawler
>>69033935
the fights are pretty fun
some guy gets slammed onto his head several times but doesn't give a fuck and wins by sub
him and a roided out freak got signed by Dana
>>69025143
kek
has anyone done this yet?
Amar Suloev dead from stomach cancer
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/5/10/11649234/contract-killing-ufc-vet-bailed-out-after-terminal-cancer-diagnosis
https://youtu.be/9M_p0C5_MwQ
Anybody seen this?
>>69031701
>total human optimization
how many surgeries has he had again?
>>69034054
New
>>69034041
Huh, didn't know he was in the UFC.
>>69030901
kek.
>>69034044
why do people have such a problem with people wearing sunglasses indoors?
>>69032109
his face looks like a really well warn in leather couch.
Do I use the mandrama thread or the meme thread?
>>69027625
I make lots of custom webm's but only a few get reposted semi regularly.
![9324683[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nbQzAbf.jpg "9324683[1]")
