/heem/ - superior genetics edition part 2
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events:
7/2: ONE FC: Dynasty of Champions - Jadambaa vs Kelly
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 - Murata vs Kohori
7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez
7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Ferguson vs Chiesa
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Bellator 159 - Caldwell vs Taimanglo
7/22: Glory 32 - Adamchuk vs Varga
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Pettis vs Oliveira
9/3: UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
Schaub is God
first for the true champ
>>68981125
Schaub Bless.
rate jon's family /heem/
>>68981270
I'll miss you (sarcasm)
>>68981270
Fuck off
>>68981292
Thanks - I have been practicing lucid dreaming and from now on I actually feel like my dream state is the real world. It's not a big deal.
>>68981307
Yes, thanks.
>>68981320
tips for lucid dreaming?
>>68981270
you have to go back
>>68981270
drumpf is a national embarrassment
can't wait til he gets destroyed
>>68981333
Keep a dream journal and do reality checks. The best one is to try and push your the fingers of one hand through the palm of another.
>>68981347
>>>/reddit/
>>68981389
>le if you don't agree with me, go to plebbit!! xD!
>>68981468
>le the le le le le le le elelelelelleleelleelel
picture totally unrelated, and reddit is to blame.
>>68981468
What's that, you wrote a cute little post that you made on a little website, youshitposted on 4chan? Well, let me take this opportunity to congratulate you, the monkey learned a trick. Look at you, posting comments. You're already spewing your vile filth all over the computer, huh? Congratulations! You must have an IQ in the double digits! Here's a little piece of advice. The next time you're gonna unload your jealousies and inadequacies online, here's a little piece of advice. Here's a little piece of advice, slick. Next time you're gonna go on the computer (mommy and daddy bought you a new computer!), you're going to unload your jealousy and inadequacies on somebody else, on a stranger? Just make sure you don't pick on me the son of Donald Trump. I've bought people like you. I've destroyed people like you. It's nothing for me to call up my father, and have every hotel in the world have a photo of you, right above their desks. Thinking about you, my personal army of consiglieres. They'll put sauce on you. They'll lay you out. Swing you around in the air just like in the old movies. Then they'll destroy you. Piece by piece. Piece by delicious piece. They'll destroy you. That's option one. Option two is you can apologize to me. Just say you're sorry. Takes a big man to apologize, don't it? Humble yourself before a god? Anyway. That's about it. Go fuck yourself.
Will the UFC embedded team follow Bork around?
>>68981634
Brock would probably suplex them if they tried lol
>>68981264
he has a new wife in every picture i see of him, how many damn kids does he have
>>68981074
>no mention of Jimmo literally getting murdered
lmao t b h f a m Jimmo is even boring to people now, but still OP is a fucking retard
>>68981700
sorry
>>68981074
btw jimmy got involved in a road rage incident and then got hit by a truck. OP should have mentioned.... Sad....
>>68981837
Ryan Jimmo
Nth for Artem
>>68981967
NOT HIM TOO
Part 2 of Damain Maia takedown study
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fp9YLYVJeyI&feature=youtu.be
>>68981837
Sorry...
>>68981649
lol
What do we do about height cutting?
>>68982100
They need to hire a company and make the fighters wear uniforms during pre fight medicals when they measure them
Its disgusting how fighter's wear different shoes, flip flops or boots that skew the height measurement.
I wonder which company zuffa could hire for a uniform shoe?
>>68982100
Serious issue within the sport, the early weigh-ins seem to be alleviating it though
>>68982100
I've heard a few fighters say that they don't even officially measure height, they just ask you and write it down. Only reach is official
Chad Mendes got KO'd by Frankie and Conor -- became so depressed he turned to HGH to quench his obsession of being the best in the world. He didn't care about getting caught, he wanted to convince himself he was just evening the playing field and that now he was the best in the world when in reality deep down he wants to die.
This guy was pretty cool and was tougher than 90% of all you coward people out there.
>>68982221
>implying he hasn't been on the gas his whole career
dude was clearly on it for a while
>>68982249
caught taking skin creme
>>68982238
>perma heemed by car
>>68982349
no matter how good your defense is, there is no defense good enough to defend you from a motor vehicle.
>>68982349
cars are the best form of fighting in the streets, they beat any martial art, i'd put money on the guy driving a car then someone with a gun or knife.
Cars are OP
>>68981270
Wish we had Trump in Yurop
>>68982443
Where there is a will there is a way.
>>68981270
Imagine how good it feels to be George Dubya Trump
>go to any ufc event you want whenever you want
>lorenzo lets you pork the ring girls for a cheeky million
>>68982458
Well, we got the bongcucks out. Guess that's a start.
>>68982490
You're still Danish though.
>>68981270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw8c2Cq-vpg
not an argument
jessica
>>68982509
So?
>>68982579
EU cuck by Europoor
>>68982568
Lazy girl, does not care about training.
Sorry Jessica.
>>68982604
Yep. Hopefully that will change though. Higher chance now than ever.
>>68982656
higher chance that we are gonna see WWIII in the 20s. And UK confirmed for 3rd world country
>>68982885
WW3 would be good news to me. Better than living in this cuckery forever.
>>68982917
you say till you're in a liberal concentration camp
>>68982927
Eh, I'll prolly have the chance to off myself before then.
>>68982885
UK will be fine and, the EU, the new Weimer Republic will now be free of it's detractor member
>>68982942
Isnt suicide against EU law
>>68982962
They can arrest my corpse.
>>68982885
Britain will be Great Britain again. Reducing influx of shitskins alone is good thing that will strengthen any western nation.
>>68982982
well they get subsidies from it too
>>68981347
hello paco
I'm really sad about shit brittan and about ryan shitto...
>>68983019
I think people freak the fuck out like its of the world when its fuck all. So they make their own trade agreements and only have to worry about themselves instead of making concessions for shit countries. It is always going to be a net loss for strong countries subsidizing and bailing out shitstain countries like Greece.
Kikes want global governance, so they can rape us all even more they already do. They forced global banking with a federal reserve system in virtually ever country on earth. Everything we own is only worth what the jews want it to be worth. They can make everything we own worthless on a whim.
Free Fights part 2
Nick Diaz vs Katsuya Inoue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzqeV6fOtec
BJ Penn vs Takanori Gomi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W99nvMkenLc
Urijah Faber vs Krazy Horse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKQj5fdvWY8
Cyborg vs Yamanaka Hiroko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BavkHCbwx4
Dada 5000 vs Timothy Papp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pszBTVzneq0
Alistair Overeem vs Sergei Kharitonov 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR-zGimZWJQ
Artom Lobov vs Alex Enlund
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp-6-5yz25g
Shogun Rua vs Evangelista Cyborg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1QrKuXWXVM
Gegard Mousasi vs Mark Hunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6PMNZx3QNo
TJ Dillashaw vs Michael Suarez
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yUtEktnjW0
Sakuraba vs a cheating piece of shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF94xQx8MyI
Butterbean vs Genki Sudo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvSYnYCK3Nk
Krazy Horse vs KJ Noons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGDDGZBwIyg
Randy Couture vs Enson Inoue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNAIvZWTWtQ
Fedor Emelianenko vs Ricardo Arona
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuQSHbDkFOQ
Lyoto Machida vs Rich Franklin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COzSiiBSAQ8
Carlos Condit vs Tatsunori Tanaka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJDWYzX6sqE
The great Dynamite USA fight card (ft. Brock Lesnar, Sakuraba, Royce Gracie, Jake Shields, Melvin Manhoef +more)
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=ELRwFQDrk29rc
>12 days to 200
Oh god its too much
>>68981347
> border security is a national embarrassment
>You are now about to witness; the awesome, crushing might of KNUCKLE UUUUUUPPPPPP
>>68983304
Is there going to be any better free viewing than the 1080p 60fps acestreams?
>>68983519
>60fps acestreams
Fightpass doesnt even get 60. That has to be the next update
>>68983557
Well PPVs and AceStream do
wow finally ryan jimmo gets a mention on /heem/
>>68981264
That's NOT his wife.
His wife is white and blonde.
>>68983498
PREMIER
>>68983965
pic related
has anyone seen bangbro recently? im afraid he's gotten macheted to death
good morning everyone
>>68984009
Does DC know about this?
>>68984003
what is that premier meme? must have slipped me
>>68984044
less of a meme and more reminding everyone that they are the premier minds in MMA media
>>68982238
Any footage of the spicy banger?
>tfw ryan jimmo lost a decision to a truck
>>68984003
who is your favorite on "If I Did It?"
>>68984096
dude
>>68984111
there you are, i was afraid you got macheted
>>68984101
Eugene because 90% of the time I have no idea what the fuck he is talking about
>>68982039
mirin (You)
>>68984124
hint, its nazis
I haven't posted here in 3 weeks, what epic memes did I miss?
>>68984120
not yet
>>68984143
we're just rehashing old ones at this point
when
>>68984143
>>68984160
memes should be spiciest around 200, no?
>>68984143
Brandon Schaub is ducking Rich Piano
Rory is still my boy
Fedor a shit
etc.
Is it at all possible that 200 will be a stinker?
>>68984172
did gsp get usada'd
dont forget to tune into team alpha male radio to watch an obese man pull his pants up and see andre fili
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMmlYldBVMU
>>68984222
delete this
>>68984222
Really makes you think.
>>68984211
GSP is VADA certified m8
>>68984222
>when people die it's worse than comments I disagree with on the internet
holy shit
>>68984077
Nigga lookin like one of the vampires from twilight
>>68984211
He's literally dropping to 155.
>>68984225
Did anyone ever call in and ask how many of them have slept with Paige?
>>68984009
Horsey McJewnose
How do I get hands like butterbean? Do I need to be t-rex mode?
>>68984334
nah man
it's 100% technique
>USADA starts testing
>Brazilians and americans start dropping like flies
Wew, what a strange and unexpected coincidence lads.
>>68984334
you need to drink straight 1L of lard every day until you weigh 400lbs exact
>>68984377
>and americans
Luke Cuckold is the only loss
ryan jimmo was a roider
was he genuinely scared?
who did this?
show some respects kiddo.
>>68984413
are you seriously roidshaming a dead dude? I hope you delete this post
I sucked Ryan Jimmo's dick in 2004
i thought murders didn't happen in canada
>>68984432
thats probably reddit considering how unfunny it is
>>68984410
Rockhold, Weidman, Mendes and Sonnen, all are kill after USADA to mention a few.
>>68984479
True, the superior /heem/ tier of memes would probably include gay fanfic with Daniel Cormier.
>>68984439
>mfw USADA sends someone to the morgue
I feel like I would stop every here if we only went a round. No one can take my left and my karate stance will keep my glass chin at a distance too far to get tagged with my ninja reflexes.
Expect to get tko'd, kid.
>>68984621
I would make ur chin Brexit if u know what I mean (and I think that you do)
>>68984621
>Karate
That's funny. Get in my guard bro
Does anyone still have that webm of Ellenberger mocking Karate and Wonderboy destroying him?
>>68982364
>>68982362
No car can defend you against a well-placed pipe bomb.
>>68985090
A bomb's a bad choice for close-range combat.
>mfw Conor has attracted casuals attention to MMA and now has literally nothing to offer
>UFC knows it and will never bend for him again
>>68985261
>that filename
>BJ Penn vs Khabib
That would be an absolute massacre
>>68985090
Never got this retarded meme
>>68983993
>if i want to make jon cum 100 times, i'm going to make jon cum 100 times
>>68985294
that's why based Kebab is laughing his ass off to that filename
Is Chris "the steroid" Weidman done?
>>68983959
You could have done it anytime you goof
>>68985652
fuck him
>>68984222
Why do people behave this way?
>Jimmo was a big advocate of the Mixed Martial Arts Fighter's Assocation as well as bringing the Ali Act into Mixed Martial Arts.
Welp at least some good things come of his passing, one less person trying to ruin mma
>>68985732
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
>>68985724
What, get shaken up by hearing news of senseless deaths?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHKALzdBC_o/
>>68985861
>shaken up
>Wake up, Stephen. It's over.
>>68985909
Its a good match-up, they both each other kryptonite.
>>68985909
how do I get big arms like robbery
>>68985958
steroids
>>68985958
overhead dumbbell press and overhead dumbbell triceps extensions and eat sould
>>68985958
Literal roiding.
what will joe rogan do now
Bork Lazer vs. Fat Eminem should have been the main event. The crowd wants spicy bangers from exciting fighters and those two deliver.
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/6/27/12027890/brittney-palmer-husband-aaron-zalewski-assault-battery-cross-complaint-ufc-news
>>68986214
his daughters are gonna take so much cock from the age of 13 y/o from skeezy dope smoking scumbags
>>68986269
>aaron zalewski
oy veeyyyy
>>68986249
>Fat Eminem
who
>>68986305
mark the douche hunt
steroids don't stop trucks
>Hating Hunto meme.
>>68986413
fuck hunt and fuck anyone who calls him hunto
>>68986445
fuck you goof
>>68984101
She is so quirky!
>>68986445
rude
>>68986489
nah i like you, you're exempt
>>68986501
Lol u got a crush on him or something, fagboy?
>>68986534
BRAZEEL
>>68986534
Was "It's time" really the best tagline they could have come up with?
Is it really going to add any more oomph to the promotional material?
>>68986642
is anyone on here actually PAYING for it?
>>68986711
I pay 4$ for cable, they give me sony espn, It's still paying.
>>68986754
you get the ppvs for $4 a month
>>68986808
along with all the main events.
>>68986808
Thats like 6 months wages in shitskin-land.
>>68986902
rude
>>68986213
>and the verdict is vengeance: i sentence you to get that dick sucked jon.
more like dyin jimmo
>not buying all the PPVs in glorious HD for 59.99 along with your monthly fight pass subscription
>>68987195
if I had the money I would
>Pretending to care about a literal who because he got himself ran over
>>68987256
edgy
>>68987358
What did you mean by this
so conor is still completely delusional or he's just trying to make people interested with he's potatonigger talk?
anyone else just fucking hate mark hunt?
>>68987481
>this post
>this flag
>>68987553
I don't like him because he's fat.
>>68987553
cant stand him. hope he gets stipe'd by brock
"Hey Ryan, say hello to Luke's father from me!"
>>68987618
serves him right for using steroids and alcohol
>>68987256
I mostly agree but it still sucks that he got manslaughtered in a preventable situation
>>68987618
wow did he really say that??? what a dick
Tim Kennedy believes he'd quickly smash Michael Bisping. Do you?
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/27/12037930/morning-report-tim-kennedy-says-he-could-seriously-destroy-michael
>>68987676
yep shouldn't abuse alcohol and roids
>>68987697
>le disappear because of USADA man
thoughts on this image?
>>68987697
he already beat bisping
>>68988009
any high school wrestler would destroy him
>>68988062
good one lad
>>68988009
Cruz would meme all over him in an MMA match
>>68988148
bet you wouldnt say that to my face curtis
>>68988200
Cruz would meem all over him in an MMA match, Sven Svensson
>>68988009
Some muppet that got schooled.
>>68988009
no más
>>68988280
>>68988329
We can all agree he is the greatest boxer of all time though
>>68988346
Not really.
Who has better footwork, Cruz or Mayweather?
>>68988346
But that's not Floyd mayweather jr
>>68988601
Objectively may weather since he's undefeated.
>>68988716
>getting choked out once before you developed your current style means your current style is inferior
>>68988870
You want me to say Cruz, and his style is very good. However, how is he better than mayweather? Floyd has only been knocked down once IIRC
>>68989018
I don't want you to say Cruz, I'm just saying your logic is flawed
>tfw I got two open invitations to watch UFC 200
One place will probably have a lot of weed. The other group are top notch memers.
Should I go and watch with the degenerate crowd or the meme lads?
>>68989145
stay home and watch it with /heem/ like a real man
>>68989145
If by memers you mean memespouting ledditors, go with the degenerates
>>68989145
potheads
>>68986621
BRA-SIW
>>68988346
>its a boxswede posts something about boxing episode
>>68989663
yes, yes it is my friend
>>68989145
What the fuck are 'top notch memers' and 'meme lads'?
Seriously
>>68989145
Go where there's less muslims
>>68984009
Is he unironically gay? What the fuck is he doing with that thing
>>68984009
>sneakers with a suit
pls stahp, even darkies can't get away with this
why are there no jewish fighters
>>68989776
autistic redditors
>>68988009
GOAT
>>68989869
I can think of two off of the top of my head
Noad Lahat and Ido Parente
>>68984460
Dunno why, but this is the funniest post in /heem/ right now
I am dying
>>68989947
I meant american jews
>>68984467
They do, but we use cars and knives because we can't buy guns
Knife murder example:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Tim_McLean
>>68983241
Youre the best poster in heem. You and montageking.
>>68989869
too busy spawn camping Palestinians
>>68984222
I will never understand how someone can watch and enjoy MMA and still never train or be such a lazy fat fuck like that
>>68986534
>brazilian champ
>post USADA
Hello boxingswede, what did you think about Thurman/Porter? I thought Porter won.
>>68990246
I like to think RDA is legit.
>>68990527
He just hasn't had a chance to lose his yet
Khabib is comin'
>>68984222
That fatfuck dork looks like the reddit fatfuck dork here
Are you gonna cheer for Alvarez or Dos Anjos?
I don't like RDA because he beat up my boy Pettis and because he looks like a caveman.
But I don't like Alvarez either cause he sucks and can only win by decision.
I think I'll cheer for Alvarez since he hasnt bitched out of any fights that I can recall.
When is the Khabib meme going to end?
>>68991134
RDA.
>>68991134
Eddie
>>68991134
Yeah Dos Anjos is going to cave his face in.
>>68991134
I absolutely love the way RDA fights. He's a little monster.
>>68984377
>And americans
What a dumb post. Who are you even?
>>68991007
those fat fuck dorks are the ones who spend money on mma so we can be here talking about how much we hate everything and everyone
>>68991134
>judges fighters based on their looks and on them beating fighters they've liked
>calls an easy top five fighter fighter in their weight class shit for inexplicable reasons
>thinks getting injured or not wanting to fight injured when you're the goddamn champion is a bitch move
This is legitimately one of the most unashamedly casual posts on /heem/ in a long time.
>>68991213
Literally never, stay mad
>>68985724
Must be a strange feeling for you huh? You've been on 4chan so long that you've become desensitized to everything in life.
>>68991495
>fat dork detected
>>68991213
Be careful
>>68991495
Huh?
>>68991498
Whenever I see someone use the word 'casual' as an insult, I know that person is really stupid and really poor.
How many live UFC's have you been to? I bet none. I bet you couldn't scrounge the $40 needed to buy a nosebleed seat at a fight pass card.
>>68991213
His striking is poor but his super chin keeps him in it. Someone will crack it sooner or later.
>>68991836
they have fight pass and pay for ppvs!
>>68991213
When he fights cowboy.
>BJ Penn calls out GSP
>despite literally quitting on his stool like a whiney baby in their last fight
Fucking lel
>>68985564
>when he said he wasn't going let anyone hold """""his""""" belt because he worked so hard for it.
what does /heem/ even mean?
>>68992183
lol, no jokes man, be serious
jon
>>68992193
>person who has never fought in his life calling someone a whiney baby
>>68992321
>"""""his"""""
He literally got robbed twice, there's no argument that Hendricks was a legit champion.
>>68992350
Cowboy's the worst matchup for him by far in that division. His stand up is far better than anyone Khabib's ever fought, and he's also way better off his back than anyone khabib's fought, and his wrestling has developed very well. Him and Tony might be the only guys in that division that can beat Khabib.
>>68992321
Oh I remember this.
>0(zero) successful defenses
>>68992038
How do you know that?
BTW, I pay for those things and I'm not a fat dork.
>>68992193
>BJ Penn wants to "complete the trilogy"
>A trilogy he's down 0-2 in.
lmaoing at his life
>>68992583
>muh slavic sambo meme master xd xd
Fuck off, he's an overrated can crusher who's beaten one top 10 guy.
Fucking Canadumbs why do you have to be such cunts and murder people for no fucking reason? Ryan Jimmo was the most autismal fighter in UFC history and one of us. This is heartbreaking.
>>68992750
Khabib isn't slavic
>>68992193
>to the death, Georges
>>68988346
>only fighter to win a title on a shot to the balls
>only fighter to no mas due to vagina cramps
>first fighter to spam Brazilian excuses despite not being from Brazil
He's like LeBron James only without any of the success. He only succeeded because he was one of the first of that generation to run an effective steroid cycle tbqh family.
>>68993116
>when you try and sum up roberto durans amazing career in memes and say it was thanks to steroids
heem yourself
>>68993383
He was the #3 best fighter in his weight range during his career. It's like saying Chris Paul is the GOAT point guard because he's pretty good.
>b-b-but muh "if you put them all in an alley Duran would come out on top :DDD" meme
Funny that Duran could never come through when it counted most. He was the Johny Hendricks of boxing. Roided up and put on 120 pounds of fat muscle between fights and then brought out the big book o' excuses when he got destroyed due to being a cardioless blob.
>>68993668
>He was the #3 best fighter in his weight range during his career
You're telling me there was a better lightweight than Duran?
Who team /BEC/ here? Will she stop Paige?
>>68993765
no she is shit, barely scraped through a Korean womanlet
>>68993765
Chimp by submitsion
>>68993984
fighting chimpette, easy win.
Wonderboy on MMA Hour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9GCshsYAa4
>>68994385
Nice and flowy
>>68994385
>watching that bag of shit's show
>>68992344
Here everyone enjoys memes
>>68995863
>Unironically having a man bun
>Pulling someones hair during a fight
>>68995863
>ido heems guy talking shit about mewvment
>>68994385
SHOTS FIRED!
>>68995863
NEETS BTFO
>>68995863
Sauce? Need to watch with sound pls. Or atleast get backstory. Other guy looks like a NEET
>>68988009
no más
what do you think Conor is doing right now?
holy shit dillasalt losing it on mmahour
>>68991938
>holy SHIT you must be STUPID and FUCKING POOR
I clowned you dude
>>68992578
Justifiable
>>68997072
pretty gay
>>68997072
>not having "Can you see me now?!" on Brock
Lame
>>68997072
>no I might even get on top of my wife tonight
>>68993765
Bec Rawlings, or the national mark of shame as I call her, is a mid-tier fighter (in terms of WSW) at best and will most likely be systematically dismantled by PVZ.
wow that's a really shit photo
>>68997072
could not be less hype for this fight
>I still watch the MMA Hour
>I still watch the MMA Beat
>>68997861
What are you trying to prove with this? That I should stop liking Schaub because he got robbed against Arlovski?
Not happening bub.
Schaub bless.
>>68997861
what up Dana?
>>68997861
It's literally pathetic that Schaub thinks he is a good fighter.
>>68997861
fuck you cheeto fingered nerd, just jealous of Schaub's success
>>68998174
what success? Successfully killing my sides with how hilarious it is watching him get heem'd?
>>68998252
no, successfully growing a fan base of man-children listening to his shitty podcast.
>>68998252
He is a self made multi millionaire, a t-shirt mogul and has one of the most popular podcasts in the world. He is killing the game and you are just jealous.
>>68998550
>t-shirt mogul
It's been years and I'm still not sure just how ironic Schaubposting is meant to be. I mean, he's just totally irrelevant to MMA today, so it's bizarre that anybody gives a fuck around here.
Maybe they're women or something.
>>68998729
He is the best part of fight companions and TFATK is the best MMA related podcast to date.
What is there not to get?
What's the deal with high level professional mma fighters showing good head movement when they're across the cage from each other but showing none when they're in striking range?
>>68998550
>t-shirt mogul
>>68998729
Or it's Brendan paying off interns to shill for his podcast since fighting proved too hard for him. The man hasn't fought in two years.
>>68992344
his
erection
enters
me
>>68998833
>He is the best part of fight companions
wow Mickey Gall has won 5 fights in total and never lost.
Does the UFC want Lesnar and Punk to get BTFO so they can prove the UFC is no joke and nobody can just join and win fights without years of training?
when is the John K animation being released?
>>68998833
>three sets of dubs
Very nice
>>68998833
Wait so it's literally you just spamming the faggot because you like him on podcasts? That's entirely it?
>>68999102
Schaubposters are cancer
you guys going to watch this?
>>68999351
They drew Jones with no underwear on
>>68999053
Lesnar is a former UFC HW champion, and one of 5 in history to defend his belt more than once in that division. If he didn't do pro-wrestling he would be THE greatest HW of all time.
>>68999590
For easy suck
>>68997861
>being this salty to make this
Bless your bum heart.
>>68998729
i wanna know why /heem/ is so jealous of schaub and his successful life?
>>68998729
>irrelevant
>#1 mma podcast by far
>>69000658
cheeto-fingered man babies, my man
>>68999614
Man, imagine a Lesnar that went straight into mma fighting the likes of Crocop, Big Nog, Fedor, or Randleman in Pride
>>68999351
I can find out what time it airs.
>>69001514
Wouldn't that just be in the channel listings?
If it isn't maybe it's so short that it'll play between shows.
I will rise above the hate.
It's what Schaub would want me to do.
>>69002426
Schaub Bless.
>>69002426
why does Schaubs kid look like black/asian?
in my country you drown your wife in the fjord if she births a baby like that.
>englel
>>69002758
His girlfriend is Asian and Schaub is black.
>>69002758
>this post
>that flag
nice try, you guys are literal cucks
>>69001204
imagine how deleted his chin would be
>>69003166
Brock has one of the best chins in MMA.
>>68999102
> you just spamming the faggot because you like him on podcasts? That's entirely it?
It's a desperate marketing attempt to keep him relevant.
>>69003310
Put the tinfoil hat back on, grandpa.
>>69003139
what are you talking about Bob, eaten too many burgers or something?
Does anyone have the Johny Hendricks 'racism intensifies' image?
>>69003264
He wouldn't if he fought that cast of chin deleters. Don't get me wrong, I think he'd probably be heavy weight GOAT, it's just that heavy weight as a division is fucked because nobody has chins left after a couple years.
>>69003674
>the state of Norwegian banter
>>69004388
>fuck, my extreme lack of general knowledge of the world has been exposed yet again
we've fought one civil war to kick out the swedes, you've fought one civil war to let black guys fuck your women
>>69003513
I will after you stop getting paid $2 on the hour to keep this bum relevant on a chinese imageboard.
"IT'S TIME" shouted Bruce, with a hop and a stomp,
Six inches he climbs; on the loose with such pomp.
Grey hair combed so fine that your boyfriend would love it,
Tanned skin mask with lines that Dos Anjos would covet.
"The most stacked card ever."
Let that sink a minute.
When the main starts with Cain
Then three titles within it,
Edgar destroys Aldo and to Dana beckons
For Goober because the fight took just twelve seconds.
Now fight fans all fapping
(The replay's so great)
Thoughts all overlapping with
Bouncing-tits-Tate.
She beats some dumb hue
Via choke; Anaconda
Towers over Joe Rogan,
Grabs the mic and shouts
"Ronda!
I know you are watching,
And I don't feel bad, slid
that choke in tight just like your pussy dad did!
Go lose fourty pounds so that you can make weight,
Duck Cyborg once more
Then come suck this Cupcake!"
She crotch chops and Goldie
Snaps awake, jaw ajar,
"Takes some energy, Joe,
To uh, be a rockstar"
>>69005053
>>69005053
Out walks big fat Hunt
But who gives a fuck
It's all just a stunt
So this card doesn't suck.
McGregor is missing
But now here comes Brock!
His chest tattoo'd up
With a sword-looking cock.
He gets the crowd going
By bouncing his pecs;
While Buffer's announcing,
He grins with a flex.
The first round gets going,
We grimace with dread,
For the part where Hunto
Blasts off Brock's severed head.
But what unfolds so fast
(And before there's contact)
Hunt pretends that he's gassed
And just falls on his back!
"Brock's fists are HUGE Joe,"
Says Goldberg, entranced,
"Look at that combo,
All with strikes so advanced!"
Herb Dean jumps in quick
And as Brock wins the fight,
He squeezes his dick
And we fear for his wife.
>>69004249
>tfw the youngest heavyweight in the UFC is JDS
When the fuck is the heavyweight division going to get some new blood?
>>69005162
Jon Bones Jones:
Unbroken.
The GOAT (and a lock)
D.C.'s words oft spoken:
"I'll deepthroat Jon's cock"
They enter the cage
And the crowd roars;
Excitement.
D.C. can envision his succing indictment.
They meet in the center;
Big John reads the script:
"Fight clean and touch gloves,
Oh, and Jon?
Watch your dick."
The two meet with a clash,
"There's that oblique kick, Joe,
And there's D.C.'s moustache
With a streak, down below."
"It's an interesting fight,"
Rogan starts, (what a douche)
"Reminiscent of Rousey
vs Liz Carmouche.
You know that one figher
Is on the offensive,
Their grip so much tighter,
Training so extensive,
That all that they've dreamt
For the past ninety days
Is they have an attempt
To make champions gay."
D.C. is repeatedly grasping,
Fingers scratch violently.
Jon heatedly gasping,
We watch him scream silently.
No individual cheers
From the crowd heard alone,
We know the end's near;
It's just one constant moan.
"JUST LIKE THAT!" Goldy cries,
And in one fluid motion
Jones pokes D.C.'s eyes
Yet he shows no emotion.
D.C. drops to his knees
And without tying up
Makes it look like a breeze
As he flings off Jon's cup.
And just as he once said
That he grinds (not diminish)
D.C. starts giving head and then
Goes for the finish.
As D.C. wipes his mouth and they put on the belt,
You ask all your buddies how this fight card felt.
They throw in some cash for the pizza and fees,
But those goofs all in unison chirp your TV!
"Where the fuck are the wires?" they ask with disdain,
"You quite clearly possess a slow dim-witted brain."
They go to leave but you stop them
and heem every here,
Your canvas floor off their wee head clatters.
You make your point perfectly clear:
There's only one OP that matters.
>>69005243
I selected this pic of DC and it didn't post it... hhmm...
>>69005184
Magomedov
Ngannou
Milstead
Blaydes
Smolyakov
Sosnovskiy
Makhov
have all been signed recently and are relatively young for HW
Lol Adan you're a pathetic loser
>>68997072
can't wait for this shitty meme poster to die
>>69005053
>>69005162
>>69005243
Positive not a single person read this or thinks it's funny but they know you probably touch yourself to hentai fan fic you pathetic tosser.
>>69000655
Is there any doubt in anyone's mind that he would have knocked RDA stiff?
Just got home
Post your favorites Schaubs
>>69005607
>>69005811
lol I made close to $800 today
>>69005944
This one is my favorite desu
>>69005053
You're a true talent. /heem/ is blessed to have you.
>>69005952
Didn't know turning tricks paid that high in Canada.
>>69006010
Could it be
that Rich Piano
is DUCKING Sajad Gharibi?
>>69006147
>Schaubposter ducking Rich.
Focus on the task at hand buddeh.
>>69005506
>29
>29
>28
>25
>31
>26
>28
With 2 exceptions, they would all be considered old in most other divisions. In addition, those two exceptions are rookies with unimpressive records fighting cans. There's no young talent.
Also almost all of them are russians.
>>69005944
my fav. schaub is love.
STACCED
>>69006147
show this to piana and he'll have a mental breakdown, his insecurities would blow the fuck up and he'd get on so much gear his heart would explode
>>69006369
>>69006010
Cringeworthy meme
>>69006666
Whatever you say Satan
>>69006666
quads confirm, piana is done lads
>>69006666
Man don't fuckin' talk to me.
>>69006010
are there any before pics of rich?
>>69006666
RIP PIANA
PAY YOUR RESPECTS
>B.J. Penn accepts 6-month suspension for anti-doping violation
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/27/12045830/usada-suspends-b-j-penn-six-months-for-iv-use
>>69006920
why does he look like he abuses drugs here
>>68982032
How do I become a wily Brazilian veteran
where my /claudia/ bros
>>69006819
Where do the muscles end, and the man begin?
>>69007061
>>69007106
I guess he won't be "completing" the trilogy with GSP then
>>69006592
>>69006592
UTAH SPORTS COMMISSION
MORMONS REPORTING IN
IT'S A JUST BLEED MEWVMENT MAIN AND CO-MAIN
I LIKE IT
>>69007397
Damn, that's gonna really bum out a total of 6 people that wanted to see that fight.
>>69006592
Yair is going to be a heavy favourite and there will be value on Bruce Leeroy
>>69006592
Swanson - Kawajiri
mite b spicy
>>69004808
>the state of Norwegian knowledge about other countries
>>69008635
might be Kawajiri hugging him for 15 minutes too
>>69007236
Her voice scares me, pretty sure she has a boipucci
Will the rest of the world ever realize that soccer is shit?
lads i did it
>>>/pol/78963429
Gabi Garcia
>>69009165
nice comeback, fatso
who /SuccNation/ here
>>69012196
Schaub bless
>>69012317
Wasn't a comeback, cuckboi :^)
>>69012758
>cuckboi
>not cuccboi
you could've won there
>>69012758
I'd heem you but I cant figure out which of your chins is the real one.
>>68982917
Lel get used to it little white boy.
I am fuckin all the white bitches i can while im here.
They are so gentle yet they pretend to be so independent.
They just want a big black african cock, and i am here to please.
>>69011601
everyone has a butthole
>>69013393
You'd do nothing but prep the bull
>>69007236
here lad
>>69015246
she looks like a midget gabi garcia in that picture
god you guys suck sometimes holy shit
>>69015417
be careful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PX74qQoZxk
NEW SUCCNATION VIDEO
E
W
>>69015551
>claudia will never rape you at gunpoint
why even live lads?
>>69015721
can a voice get more nasally?
>>69014992
>prep the bull
is that some kind of slang you use for when lubing up your wifes asshole for Tyrone to fuck?
>>69014404
You think if a white Danish guy went to Africa he wouldn't be drowning in HIV+ pussy?
Women love to blanda up. They have no in-group loyalty.
>>69006147
These terrorists are making gains at an alarming rate.
>>69015721
dc prefers forehead to abdomen
>>69015551
Better be careful or she'll blow her dick off.
>paige 7
>page 7(SEVEN)
>>69017482
Is it because of divegrass? I don't check the catalog anymore.
not letting this thread get heemed
>>69017259
>>69017482
Why do you worship a disgusting slav?
What are the rarest submissions we've seen in MMA? Scissor choke, hammer lock, calf slicer, twister, etc
>>69017964
What's his black almost got a full nelson
>>69017964
>this is a ten in america
no wonder why paisas leave
>>69017964
>>69018053
probably not the rarest but gogo is always so sick
CHIESA OUT
http://mmajunkie.com/?p=199889
http://mmajunkie.com/?p=199889
http://mmajunkie.com/?p=199889
>>69017657
England is getting blown the fuck out right now. It's BREXIT 2.0, shit's pretty funny.
>>69018317
>my tuf boy out of the fight against my other tuf boy
how am i supposed to feel?
>>69018317
too bad khabib can't fill in because he is retarded
>>69017932
Why do you live in such a filthy country?
>>69018317
Throw Kabib's ass in there.
>>69017964
Ferguson hit brabo chokes on Barboza and Mike Rio.
>>69018317
16th main or co-main event change this year
WEW
This had FOTY potential in my opinion
>>69018535
>all of mexico is the same
i don't live filthy family
Cerrone should replace Chiesa desu
>>69018802
he fights at 170 now
>>69018761
Why don't you just cross the border and come here?
>>69018317
Ferguson is gonna "Woodley" himself into a title shot at this rate
>>69019060
he fights at whatever gives him a fight first
>>69019255
except the fact that he is on a 6 fight winning streak
>>69019220
Because i'm actually comfortable with my life and i'm not a coward who'll just leave everything behind for gibsmedats.
My parents both went to college and work to give me and my broseph a comfy life and send me to college.
What's the least hit submission that people always throw up? I'd say kimura, but they can at least use it to sweep or deter ground and pound so it's at least worth something. I feel like almost nobody ever hits americanas.
>>69019220
The change in purchasing power would probably mean a drop from upper middle class in mexico to middle working class in the states
>>69019060
He says he still wants to fight at lightweight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PX74qQoZxk
literally talking about head
>>69019480
Leg lock
>>69019060
he's lighter then when he was a LW and still plans on fighting in both, along with his claims that he wants to fight a MW
new thread when?
>>69018576
Too pussy.
>Muh Ramadan
cerrone vs ferguson is the fight to make desu
DANA PLS
>>68981074
You just know.
>>69019480
there are probably more failed guillotines than any submission
El Cucky, I'm calling you out. You know I'm a terrible match up for you. I tapped you out in training and made you my bitch. So stop being a pussy and accept my offer. I know you're scared but don't worry I will heem you inside 1, you won't even remember what happened.
>>69015721
>it's a beautiful love story that will never end
>people consider this "||°\woman/°||" a 10/10
ramadan
who /spancc/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJcX20XZ2Is
>>69020557
>ram adan
adan where you at boy
i'm coming for that ass
NEW THREAD BOYS
>>69020548
>>69020548
>>69020548
>>69020636
lol
>>69020217
arm triangles?
mind you alot of failed subs are just used to roll/change postitions
>>69018317
GO GET SOME DONALD CERRONAY
>>69020704
blech ugly
>30 posts early
>canada
>>68997123
I swear that cheeky smirk Wanderlei gives Rampage before he continues plundering his face.
>>69020742
I'd actually be hype as fuck for that
New Schaub when?
Im always down for a battle. I handle these ground fighters like everyone else. I hit them in the head and there goes your fucking blackbelt
HUNTO
>>69021660
eeew
WAITING FOR PC MMA GAME WITH MODE SUPPORT
COME ON
COME THE FUCK ON
>>69026317
same
>>69021777
what le fug
>>69026317
>tfw ea sports ufc is shit compared to ufc undisputed.
>tfw ea sports ufc is the only MMA game who have posibilities of being launch on PC.
>and these games still are console exclusives.
>>69031250
yes?
i don't give a fuck about fútbol.
>>68985564
good lord, how small is his penis
>>69020369
The fat really goes straight to her head doesn't it?
I want weight cut ronda back.
http://uk.ufc.com/news/Rumble-Teixeira-Cowboy-Story-On-for-UFC-202?utm_campaign=UFC&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&utm_content=1467102661
