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Previous thread: >>69044222
News:
>Maia-Condit added to UFC 202
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/carlos-condit-returns-meets-demian-maia-at-ufc-202-in-las-vegas-in-august
>Silva wants Bisbong
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ex-champ-anderson-silva-the-latest-to-call-out-new-ufc-middleweight-king-michael-bisping
>Tony Ferguson gets who opponent, is moved to comain
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/lineker-mcdonald-now-headlines-ufc-fight-night-91-tony-ferguson-gets-landon-vannata-in-co-main
>Magny vs Kim in the works for UFC 202
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/28/12053232/neil-magny-vs-dong-hyun-kim-in-the-works-for-ufc-202
>Jon Jones attributes his success to not buying into his hype
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/28/12055296/jon-jones-says-he-continues-to-win-unlike-other-ufc-stars-because-he
Schaub
>>69051511
Christ youre a fucking loser.
>>69051537
>dock wagie
calling anyone a loser
lmao pal
>>69051520
It was ok. It had a weird looking Hank Hill and some character I dont remember. They made fun of DC for being fat and eating junk food.
frankie edgar
gegard mousasi
>>69051530
Schaub bless
Super Heavyweights
>>69051559
Fuck bro when was it on?
I've been watching it all night, don't know how I missed it.
>>69051552
I'm calling you a loser for sitting perched on your computer all day every day so you can make the new thread and link it 15 posts early
Just kill yourself, dude. No one will miss you.
>>69051615
Like 15 bings ago, in the middle of american dad. I'm sure it'll be on youtube momentarily if it isnt already.
michael bisping
>>69051626
You'll miss me
>>69051653
Quite the opposite, actually. I'll be happy cause we'll get mma digest OP back.
>>69051626
At least it's a proper thread.
does diverticulitis make people afraid of punches or is that just an excuse mandrama faggots use to cover the fact their big gay soap opera hero is a huge pussy?
>>69051690
I was joking when I said that.
>>69051690
The latter.
>>69051690
>Already rich
>Wants to fight in the UFC for fun
Please explain how he's afraid of punches.
>>69051665
Chris Weidman guy is long gone m8
If you mean the guy who used MMAdigest updates for news, that was also me
>>69051626
God fucking damnit!
I was waiting all fucking day for this!!!!
FUCK
>>69051631
believe u me
Will Gegard Mousasi ever win the title?
>>69051626
I like his threads
Good news source
>>69051717
It was kind of underwhelming to be honest.
>>69051703
he said in a recent interview he's doing it for "a lot of zeroes", he's in it for the money
I say it because everyone can notice whenever a clenched fist approaches his face, it looks like he just saw a ghost. He looks legit terrified of getting punched.
>>69051511
good edition
did the aussie ever post the spicy holler list?
>>69051769
Is not being afraid of getting punched a good thing?
How'd that workout for chuck?
>>69051799
Nobody likes being punched besides masochists, but not liking somthing is different from a panic/fear reaction.
>>69051775
He posted a few days ago, I think, but hasn't since
>>69051846
Oh come on, Brock took carwin's best shots and didn't panic.
https://youtu.be/9iNWZaic9lY
I must've been really tired when watching 192
Don't even remember Gustaffson knocking DC down, only remember him constantly backing away
>>69051758
based claudia
>>69051875
He showed heart in that fight sure, but the big guy punched Brock a lot on his arms when they were on the ground. Then he was nearly going Dada 5000 after the first round
>>69051882
>Go back to Sweden and become a model.
DC has the literally gayest bants.
>>69051895
So then you admit that you're wrong about Brock?
DC has been rocked in his last 2 fights.
His chin won't hold up and JBJ will KO him in 13 seconds my grandma works for Dana White
>>69051881
What has Ariel said since the "Pity party" comments? I've not been paying attention
Someone plz
>>69051911
don't mind me, I just wanted to antagonize pro wrasslin fans
>>69051912
Jon jones hasn't finished a fight in 5 years.
Are Thais honorary normal sized people? Otherwise we have to admit that manlets are cucking the world.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=X0ZKF54AgHI
Can Robbie Lawler beat Stephen Thompson? Everyone always talks about Thompson like an absolute MUNSTER, but I can't help but feel he's a bit overhyped. I think someone will beat him fairly soon.
>>69052024
Even if somebody beats him he just ran through Hendricks and Rory and made them both look incompetent. You're in denial if you think he isn't the real deal.
>>69052024
He's just torn through Hendricks and Rory and looked bloody great during it, people are right to think of him as a monster.
>>69051690
>Huge pussy
>Still has a better record and better wins than Fat Cunt
>>69052024
Dude he just clowned Hendricks and Rory. He's the best to ever do it and gsp is ducking him.
Sage called his loss to Based Bryan a fluke
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/28/12043892/ufc-200-sage-northcutt-bryan-barberena-loss-fluke-deal-sick-mma
>>69052135
If Thompson ends up obliterating Hendricks-Rory-Lawler one after the other, GSP will have to fight him if he ever wants to be thought of as the GOAT again.
>>69052187
Even Cody Pfister had him in trouble on the ground. Definitely not a fluke.
GSP would clown Wonderboy
>>69052219
He was unimpressive against Pfister and he beat Trevino (Z-tier fighter) with like 12 shots to the back of the head
you now remember lawler vs brown in some who gives a shit live tv card
>>69052244
>Hendricks will wrestlefuck him
>Rory has too many tools
We've seen how this plays out m8
>>69052273
Lawler is the luckiest and most overrated champ in recent history
>>69052312
>hendricks is a bum now
>rory was so cautious he blew the fight
>>69052320
Bisping is way luckier. Cruz is way more overrated.
>>69052353
I'll get the next ones ready for you
>Lawler should've let his hands go
>GSP would've murdered him in his prime
>>69052353
>Hendricks is a bum now
Wonderboy made him look like one
>Rory was cautious
True, but for good reason
>>69052360
>Cruz is way more overrated
>>69052360
I think Rockhold and Weidman have been USADA'd because they've both looked like shit since then. If Bisping is lucky it's because of that, but he heemed Luke pretty cleanly.
>>69052415
>3 wins in 5 years against 1 good opponent
>P4P
>>69052397
Lawler is literally MY BOY but the reasoning there would be he's been through too many wars and his chin deteriorated.
The thing about Wonderboy is that whilst you can make excuses for the guy he's fighting against, he's actually fought sharp af himself in those fights, so even if those excuses were true, it doesn't make his performance less impressive
>>69052444
the trips don't lie
>>69051537
>getting btfo by Tyreese of the docks
lmao
>this new Lookin for a Fight
WOW Dana is a massive fucking pussy lmao
>>69051552
>wagie
You are such a literal fucking sperg
calm down downie
>>69052447
Try 3.
One of which was against another P4P top fighter
His skill level is obviously there regardless of his inactivity
>>69052519
You are a giant fucking actual aspie. You literally are a NEET who's only time being busy is desperately waiting to post a new thread like a mentally deranged child
>>69052542
Anyone that doesn't see the beauty in Cruz's artistic expression is a dunce bud
http://www.strawpoll.me/10616968
Looking at the only guys that have beat Faber, I'd say beating him twice is a huge accomplishment. Especially the way Cruz outclassed him.
>>69052577
i'm a very busy man, you wouldn't understand
>>69052605
He's past his prime but he's still a pretty solid fighter
>>69052542
Dillashaw best a busted Barao and kept his belt for like 2 fights. The last guy in that division who deserved P4P was Barao. You don't pass that shit around like a belt otherwise you get Bisping in a top 10 P4P alongside a couple other MWs even though it's the most shallow division in the UFC.
His skill level is shit. He lands at a lower % than any other champ and can't finish a fight. But I guess since it looks cool hurr durr fuckin P4P
>>69052187
>before losing Sage used to say how he wanted to be the youngest champion in the UFC, and fighting often to stay active
>now says that he was fighting too much and that is why he lost
>Magny vs Kim
Fucking why, Kim dung dong has been heem'd plenty of times
>>69052634
>You don't pass that shit around like a belt
You do in the hype promos. According to Rogan, Frankie is one of the best pound for pound fighters in the world
am i the only one here lifting at 5:36am with the lights off?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUUDXxKfJJ0
Very Important Poll
strawpoll.me/10617016/r
strawpoll.me/10617016/r
strawpoll.me/10617016/r
>>69052444
Yeah, Luke had such an amazing physique before usada. Still does.
>>69052737
He was too heem'd to pull guard so the question is moot
>>69052634
>busted Barao
Come on, this is just reaching now, Dillashaw legitimately demolished him and broke him
It should really speak to the strength of the division in this case. Its not as if its been 3 champs in 2 different fights either
Bisping being top 10 p4p is just journalists being journalists
>his skill level is shit
His standup is objectively phenomenal, you're just being Swedish tier silly now. He's also got good grappling overall with some great wrestling, has some of the best level changes in the sport
>>69052769
he got back up real quick though just left himself open, what the fuck was Bisping going to do on top position, nothing..
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/28/12055086/jon-jones-would-prefer-any-other-referee-besides-john-mccarthy-at-ufc
>Muh eyepokes
Lmao, is it over for Jon lads? Best ref in the game won't stand for his shit
>>69052634
>durrrr hurrr muh decisions
This is actually "it doesnt look cool so its not P4P"
>>69052807
But will it be bigboymccarthy?
>>69052783
he left himself open cause he was too heemed to pull guard you fucking retard
>>69052807
HE WAS OKAY TO PULL GUARD SEE!!
>>69052775
I'm just being inflammatory at this point. My original comment about his inactivity is my only real complaint with him being so high on the P4P.
>>69052807
Lol at least DC was able to bullshit an excuse, Jon is just being a pussy
Notice how he was ref in the Gus and Vitor fights. Two fights Jon was in legitimate trouble in
>>69052830
Yeah it's confirmed to be based BJM, Jon is apparently not happy at all.
Read a funny comment on there actually, something along the lines of "maybe he just heard cop and got scared"
>>69052868
fuk u goof
>>69051511
"IT'S TIME" shouted Bruce, with a hop and a stomp,
Six inches he climbs; on the loose with such pomp.
Grey hair combed so fine that your boyfriend would love it,
Tanned skin mask with lines that Dos Anjos would covet.
"The most stacked card ever."
Let that sink a minute.
When the main starts with Cain
Then three titles within it,
Edgar destroys Aldo and to Dana beckons
For Goober because the fight took just twelve seconds.
Now fight fans all fapping
(The replay's so great)
Thoughts all overlapping with
Bouncing-tits-Tate.
She beats some dumb hue
Via choke; Anaconda
Towers over Joe Rogan,
Grabs the mic and shouts
"Ronda!
I know you are watching,
And I don't feel bad, slid
that choke in tight just like your pussy dad did!
Go lose fourty pounds so that you can make weight,
Duck Cyborg once more
Then come suck this Cupcake!"
She crotch chops and Goldie
Snaps awake, jaw ajar,
"Takes some energy, Joe,
To uh, be a rockstar"
>>69051511
Out walks big fat Hunt
But who gives a fuck
It's all just a stunt
So this card doesn't suck.
McGregor is missing
But now here comes Brock!
His chest tattoo'd up
With a sword-looking cock.
He gets the crowd going
By bouncing his pecs;
While Buffer's announcing,
He grins with a flex.
The first round gets going,
We grimace with dread,
For the part where Hunto
Blasts off Brock's severed head.
But what unfolds so fast
(And before there's contact)
Hunt pretends that he's gassed
And just falls on his back!
"Brock's fists are HUGE Joe,"
Says Goldberg, entranced,
"Look at that combo,
All with strikes so advanced!"
Herb Dean jumps in quick
And as Brock wins the fight,
He squeezes his dick
And we fear for his wife.
>>69051511
Jon Bones Jones:
Unbroken.
The GOAT (and a lock)
D.C.'s words oft spoken:
"I'll deepthroat Jon's cock"
They enter the cage
And the crowd roars;
Excitement.
D.C. can envision his succing indictment.
They meet in the center;
Big John reads the script:
"Fight clean and touch gloves,
Oh, and Jon?
Watch your dick."
The two meet with a clash,
"There's that oblique kick, Joe,
And there's D.C.'s moustache
With a streak, down below."
"It's an interesting fight,"
Rogan starts, (what a douche)
"Reminiscent of Rousey
vs Liz Carmouche.
You know that one figher
Is on the offensive,
Their grip so much tighter,
Training so extensive,
That all that they've dreamt
For the past ninety days
Is they have an attempt
To make champions gay."
D.C. is repeatedly grasping,
Fingers scratch violently.
Jon heatedly gasping,
We watch him scream silently.
No individual cheers
From the crowd heard alone,
We know the end's near;
It's just one constant moan.
"JUST LIKE THAT!" Goldy cries,
And in one fluid motion
Jones pokes D.C.'s eyes
Yet he shows no emotion.
D.C. drops to his knees
And without tying up
Makes it look like a breeze
As he flings off Jon's cup.
And just as he once said
That he grinds (not diminish)
D.C. starts giving head and then
Goes for the finish.
As D.C. wipes his mouth and they put on the belt,
You ask all your buddies how this fight card felt.
They throw in some cash for the pizza and fees,
But those goofs all in unison chirp your TV!
"Where the fuck are the wires?" they ask with disdain,
"You quite clearly possess a slow dim-witted brain."
They go to leave but you stop them
and heem every here,
Your canvas floor off their wee head clatters.
You make your point perfectly clear:
There's only one OP that matters.
>>69052828
All victories are not created equal.
>>69052912
>>69052924
>>69052934
can this unfunny meme just die already?
Adam is literally God
>>69052966
Thoughts all overlapping with
Bouncing-tits-Tate.
Thoughts all overlapping with
Bouncing-tits-Tate.
Thoughts all overlapping with
Bouncing-tits-Tate.
Thoughts all overlapping with
Bouncing-tits-Tate.
Thoughts all overlapping with
Bouncing-tits-Tate.
Thoughts all overlapping with
Bouncing-tits-Tate.
Thoughts all overlapping with
Bouncing-tits-Tate.
Thoughts all overlapping with
Bouncing-tits-Tate.
Thoughts all overlapping with
Bouncing-tits-Tate.
>>69052966
Dont talk to him like that unless you want to get BTFO
>>69052966
It's great OC
>>69052934
9/10, keep writing them so people get more butthurt
>>69051690
He's got a good chin and good recovery, he just got into MMA too late in his life to be comfortable getting hit.
He might be scared of brain damage or or having his chin deleted, but those are legit concerns.
10 days
How wet do you think Amanda Nunes will get while grappling with Miesha
>>69051923
>2013 was 5 years ago
Nice meme
>>69053062
not as wet as your mom was last night t b h
>>69053034
More like 11
>>69053076
Probably not, she got caught in rain walking the dogs
>>69052807
what a fucking whinny little faggot. everything he said just sounded like an excuse
succ
>>69053111
>meme timezones
>>69053112
only thing she was walking was my dick t b h
>>69053129
I had sex with your dad
You were raises by a homo and have the gay gene
>>69053116
They enter the cage
And the crowd roars;
Excitement.
D.C. can envision his succing indictment.
They meet in the center;
Big John reads the script:
"Fight clean and touch gloves,
Oh, and Jon?
Watch your dick."
>>69053113
Well that's exactly what it is
Can someone remind me if they decided to officially enforce the "no reaching out with extended fingers" in the UFC? I've seen some refs mention it, but not all of them. I remember reading they were proposed changes
>>69053113
>>69053173
I hate how he gets away with that. I hope Big John warns him fucking immediately in the first round and I hope he takes a point if he does it again.
Jones has eyepoked nearly every single opponent he's ever fought in the UFC
>>69053182
honestly one of my favourite memes ever
I still can't believe he said all that shit and then all these weird coincidences like touching Jon's dick on that punching bag he made, that dude's dick behind him in that pic with Khabib, it's fucking hilarious
>>69053184
Maybe he's talking all this trash in the hope Big Jon goes easy on him as a result in order to not reinforce Jons negative opinion
I do hope that isn't the case though, based lad needs to be firm
DC would be a good father figure for Jon minus the dicksucking
They'd have a lot angry, tense moments, but they'd always be each others best friends
Khabib's win over Dos Anjos really want as impressive as I once thought it was. He was never even close to ending the fight, list on stand up, and really only controlled position on the getting. His only effective ground and pound really came in the final 2 minutes. He win a wrestling match basically. Interested in seeing a rematch as well as where Tony Ferguson ends up between the three. The division with the brightest future atm,
>>69053279
Reminds me of these guys
>>69053173
officially enforce the "no reaching out with extended fingers" rule in the UFC?*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Grvep9n8rJ8
>>69053290
Damn, I butchered this post. I also noticed just how much the cage helps Khabib. His style wouldn't translate half as well in a ring. Part of the reason that he's the most dominant grappler in the sport.
Can someone post the schaub being revived from cryo box screencap, thanks
>>69053449
got your back pham
>>69053478
>fighting the invisible man
>>69051511
Top OP t b h lad
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_on_Fox_21
wtf is this the real main event or is someone just memeing
>Nate vs Conor 2
>Condit vs Maia
>Cowboy vs Story
>Rumble vs Texeira
>Magny vs Kim
>Garbrandt vs Mizugaki
what the fuck
>>69053606
My sources say its GSP-Silva
>>69053606
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_on_Fox_21
aaaand its gone, it said Anderson Silva vs Tim Kennedy
>>69053719
UFC decided to switch the loaded cards to evens, starting at 200. 200, 202, 204 etc
>>69053719
>Cowboy vs Story
seriously looking forward to this fight, Cowboy vs any top 15 WW is very interesting
>the FW champ is rematching a LW @ WW
what a fucking joke honestly
>>69053656
>schaub being revived after knockout blow
>>69053719
202 will sell more than 200
>>69053478
>yo schaub I'm gonna hit with an overhand is that OK?
>s'all good pham
>ok here it comes don't move out of the way whatsoever
>Doing homework while listening to Pandora
>Bored out of my mind with a bad headache
>Wont back down starts up
Thank you Chris for helping me through this.
Is weidman the universal boy of /heem/?
>202
>Condit vs Maia.
My boy can't catch a fucking break.
Condit gets taken down like a Christmas ornament and now he's up against the guy who wants to do nothing but that.
>>69054112
UFC fucking him for playing hardball to get tittle-shot or money fight.
Do you spit or swallow /heem/?
>>69054159
Whatever Luke wants
>>69054139
And that fucking sucks.
I just wish he'd give up on trying to be a UFC champion and fight Nick Diaz again and this time fight stupid considering he's on the way out.
>>69054159
Whatever Claudia wants
Has anyone ever been heem'd so hard that the next morning they woke up dead?
>>69054159
Whatever Dana wants
>>69054159
Whatever (You) want
>>69054159
Whatever Jon wants
>>69054159
Whatever Schaub wants
Gabi Garcia
>>69054159
whatever senpai wants~
Rashida Jones is unironically writing Toy Story 4.
>>69054353
Is she related to Jon?
Why do MMA girls lack an hourglass shape
Breakdown of Jon Jone's gameplan in first fight against DC.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhWfSj5_CuQ
Carlos Condit has the statistically worse TDD in UFC right now.
Is Maia's chin depleted enough for Carlos to land the flash KO?
>>69054353
>i care deeply about children's films and who writes them
Can't make this shit up.
I think we need an underage ban here lads.
>>69054353
lmao if you wouldn't racemix with Rashida Jones
>>69054432
They build up a lot of muscle in their core, which fills out the waist indents most women have. Most of the guys have blocky cores as well.
>>69054495
I'm going to delude myself into believing Condit has good enough ground game, more specifically a good enough guard to avoid any serious damage from Maia on the ground and that he'll be able to tactically pick him apart standing up and move around well enough and be able to predict the predictable takedowns of Maia and get a boring decision victory, or even get a late KO against a gassed Maia
do you think they take turns pegging each other?
>>69054567
>>69054599
How times do you think TAM has ran train on paige sletten
>>69054676
>paige sletten
APOLOGIZE
>>69054050
No, he's a clear roider and only fought old brazilians.
>>69053478
Never seen anyone react so badly to getting heem'd than this schmuck.
>>69054771
Fuck off dude
>tfw I could shadow realm every here
Anyone own any MMA related shirts?
>>69054886
just my tfatk shirts
>>69054886
No. But I'm about to buy the Team Canada Canada is Lesnar "pro wrestling is real (on front) people are fake (on back) limited edition 200 t shirt right now.
>>69054886
yeah i own a sweet tap out shirt bro pic related is me
Also there's no reason to like Rich Piano and not like Tito.
>Bich Piana
>"I am the five percent"
>"nine scoops a day"
>Tito
>"I am the 99 percent"
>"when I go in there I fight for you,I fight for the troops, I fight for honor and pride"
>>69054960
Looking good bro
What did Joe mean by this?
I hope Mark destroy Brock. I'm not memeing about this.
>29.99
>Exude excitement for the next fight with this Brock Lesnar UFC 200 Face T-shirt. Its prominent graphics will show everyone that you love to watch a good competition go down! Proudly display your dedication to Brock Lesnar and to the incredible country of Canada with this awesome tee. Display your allegiance and love for fight and country to the majestic nation of Canada as you prepare to throwdown.
Woah did any of you guys even watch k-1?
http://youtu.be/Mu7fOcBBKqk
If Brock was fighting someone else who had a 12-10 record you'd all be crying he's fighting a can.
Mark Hunt IS a can.
>>69055134
Not to mention he's 42 years old
>>69055134
Normally I just ignore you but I think it's high time somebody asked, what exactly do you have against Hunt?
Do you hate that he's popular? Do you dislike his easy going ignoramus personality? Is it the Islander thing?
I'm genuinely curious, it's not often you see someone who dislikes Hunto.
>>69055134
nope, he started too high of a level. hunt could have crushed, a fuck ton on cans, and had a 40-10 fighter
>>69055148
You're getting emotional
>>69055169
Not an argument.
>>69055169
I won't even judge you man, I'll respect your opinions.
>>69055134
HW division is shit so on paper Brock is facing a top 10 fighter which is not bad for a comeback fight
>>69054986
Tito is a Trump supporter as well
>>69054510
yea shes perfect 2bh
>>69055134
His last 3 losses were all to current or former champions
http://sherdog.com/fighter/record/Mark-Hunt-10668
>>69055250
http://ufc.com/fighter/mark-hunt?id=
Mmafighting's comment sections are literally infested with cringelords and edgelords. The sphincter of the MMA community. No memes, no rational discussions. Just a small group of virgin fedora lords that genuinely take themselves for intellectuals.
>How I feel when I attempt to read the comment section for rational debates.
>>69055404
What if I told you the original Bulgarians were black?
>>69055134
>K-1 champion
>fought extremely high level opponents right off the bat
>hurr durr he's a can
>>69055418
They were, you can tell just by looking at Blagoy Ivanov (a supposedly pure breed Bulgarian MMA champ) , his ancestors were probably building mud and straw houses up until the 19th century.
>>69055418
>>69055457
what were the original bulgarians? have you seen history, old bulgarians, were the original macedonia,
so old bulgaria looked like alexander the great
>>69055457
That guy doesn't look very black at all.
>>69053213
>that dude's dick behind him in that pic with Khabib
wait, I never noticed that
someone post the pic
>>69051704
I'm not gone, it has just been a long time since the last time a thread actually reached the bump limit.
>>69055483
600 AD Bulgarians were literally a clan of vicious rapists and pillagers, very much like the vikings. They didn't have a specific homeland, they just cruised around setting shit on fire until one of them placed a flag somewhere and decided it's Bulgaria.
>>69055552
Threads reach the bump limit sometimes during the day when I'm too busy to make the new thread, and all I've ever seen after those threads are no op memers
I'm not falling for your nefarious tricks again le downie man
I dreamt that Nate was brutalizing Conor on the ground, pounding his face in. I'm a huge Diaz fan but seeing Conor's eyes shatter in that moment.. it hit me right in the feels. My dreams usually come true, so, there you have it.
hey heem it's fuckin me eddie alvarez i'll take the gobagool ya fuckers
>>69055581
Ok, believe what you want.
>>69055590
fuck ya
by ya i mean ya btfuckingw
>>69055134
I don't get all the Hunt worship either
>>69055590
PIZZA PASTA PIZZA PASTA FOCK YOU YA FOCKIN GOOFBAWL
>>69055590
eddie alvarez looks like the typical spanish working class cokehead that goes looking for trouble on saturday nights
The first time I saw him fight I thought I knew him from somewhere
>>69055638
what worship do you get?
>>69055666
satan worship apparently
>aldo will destroy conor!
>>69055134
>josh barnett
>fedor
>werdum
>manhoef
>overeem
>mousasi
>stipe
>JDS
Almost all of his losses have been against legends, casual.
i went and watched the old bellator eddie alvarez fights because he's now fighting for the ufc belt.
good fights except:
http://mmadecisions.com/decision/4649/Eddie-Alvarez-vs-Michael-Chandler
he wouldn't even be in UFC if he wasn't gifted this decision. he won because of luck. that's just sad.
>>69055590
>gobagool
guidos were actually able to turn capocollo into gabagool
Italian americans are such a fucking joke
>an actually decent reddit comment
noice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmflfGDiivA
>she finger me
What did she mean by this?
DC's training camp wont be half assed again because Cain is there. He's going to pressure Jon to oblivion and school him in the clinch game this time. What does CoCo Jon have for him?
better an ariel fan than a dana white fan.
holy mother of fuck I simply can't comprehend dana white fans.
>>69055751
>lurking reddit
heem yourself my man
>>69055780
How many fans do u have? Take ur 2 followers and fuck off goofball
>>69055713
>Your Scorecard
brb gonna go rate all of Lawler's 5-round fights since Strikeforce
>>69055780
>being a fan of a kike better than anything
>>69055836
if you don't watch MMA hour then you're not much of an MMA fan...
>>69055713
still belongs in the ufc, a title shot of a free falling gil and tony is alright
gives barbosa someone to fight before his title shot
>>69055844
Fuggen lel I'd love to see your logic behind this
>>69055854
my logic is that because I watch mma hour I know 10x as much about mma as you do.
>>69055844
tabloid garbage, everything the crying kike talks about is so far removed from the actual fighting. you could listen to that jew for million years and you still know nothing about actual fighting.
he is the archetypal jewish parasite, they insinuate themselves into positions of power in tolerant host but care only for themselves.
>>69055862
rightio
>tfw im more busy than any here
>>69054321
>phone case is a picture of herself
jesus christ
>>69055862
a 4x mouth job over shitty skype by an skinny Canadian in newyork
it's just a place for people to drop bombs, it's good morning america, assholes watch it every morning, pats just wait for a clip to drop from news collation
>>69055854
>Fighters going off the record and going into their personal lives, thoughts, and opinions
>not Real FiteFan™ material
>>69055899
You use the term Real Fight Fan ironically but I bet you believe you are one just because you listen to fighters talk about stupid bullshit with some jew and pay Dana to watch Pride and Strikeforce.
Would you fight hector lombard irl to fuck this?
>>69055755
>Go back to da jungle
How did she get away with this?
>>69055404
>The sphincter of the MMA community
b-but that's meant to be us
>>69055927
>You use the term Real Fight Fan ironically but I bet you believe you are one just because you listen to fighters talk about stupid bullshit with some jew and pay Dana to watch Pride and Strikeforce.
If you're going to talk about the MMA in a setting like /heem/ especially when there's no fights happening, it's definitely a valuable source of subject material and inform. Continue to stay out of the loop I guess, i just think it's odd you sound quite emotionally invested in something you don't watch nor care about.
>>69055943
great post
Remember that time /heem/ though Tim boetsch was going to retire Hendo?
>>69055943
Yes.
Especially since you didn't specify that I had to win.
>>69055985
How am I out of the loop?
Barely anything notable happens on the MMA hour and if it does it'll hit news sites quick smart.
I bet you don't think you're out of the loop for not watching InsideMMA (if you even know what that is)
>>69055998
That's pretty sad, taking a beating to fuck a girl? What kind of man are you? I bet you voted to remain in the EU.
>>69056013
You are out of the loop because you miss out on little details about fighters which often come to the surface on the MMA Hour.
I bet you don't know how Chris Weidman met his wife, or what he was thinking while walking out to fight Vitor.
>>69056013
That potato has a meat pie on his fishing hook and you're eating that shit up.
In case you goofs missed it, first 6 episodes of TUF are up on FightPass
>>69056011
Is this the peak of women?
>>69056024
i voted to leave because i wanted to be more of a man... so what if i dont mind taking a beating?
>>69056031
Thanks Dana
>>69056025
Oh yeah man I don't know how Chris Weidman met his wife, I'm so out of the loop. I'm a real casual.
>>69056029
Nah I think he's just retarded.
>>69056024
Taking a beating? What kind of retard are you. I would just tap as soon as the fight starts and go fuck the nice young lady.
>>69056013
>How am I out of the loop?
Barely anything notable happens on the MMA hour and if it does it'll hit news sites quick smart
You realize whatever you missed would be "broken" on the mmahour first, right? Why wait for some article when you can watch it unfold live? And minus the news, what I was talking about was the stuff about their lives and whatnot that isn't leaked to all these sites and it's just them shooting the shit with Ariel, it's fun.
Your hatred of the mmahour is just centered around ariel being a Jew (a mizrahi mind you).
>>69056037
Valerie is prime pussy so I get it, but you're the one talking about taking a loss lad.
>>69056046
I don't hate the MMA hour, I just don't watch it. I don't even care that Ariel is jewish, it's just an easy source of jokes because he's a bit of a faggot regardless.
also you're saying I should watch the literal four hours that's mostly just fighters just talking about random bullshit in the hopes just in case some news gets broken on there? Come on man.
>>69056041
>Oh yeah man I don't know how Chris Weidman met his wife, I'm so out of the loop
Want me to tell you?
>>69056047
you dont get far in life without taking a few L's fuckboy, push yourself every now and then. your ego is laughably big... how the fuck is anyone on 4chan not going to take a beating from hector lombard?
>>69056011
thicc bunda
>>69056060
If you like
>>69056046
are you being serious right now or are you just shitposting
>>69056041
>Admitting you are legitimately out of touch with the fighters personal lives which adds an objectively interesting look into the fights
>Still doesn't want to see he's being an irrational stormfag
You just blew yourself the fuck out la
>>69056042
>I would just tap as soon as the fight starts
What if the ref says you can't do that?
>>69056072
They were high school sweethearts
>>69056075
Nah I've reduced you to strawmanning greentext, kind of hard to say you've won at that point.
>>69056046
And that news is posted in /heem/ real quick. Who the fuck are you kidding, retard? 4ch is all you need for news stories
>>69056065
>fuckboy
You're british, stop acting like you're from 'chiraq'
three hunnet xddddd.
>>69056080
The ref woildn't say that
>>69056073
Of course I'm serious.
>>69056075
>objectively interesting
You don't know what objective means.
>>69056087
......From people who watch mmahour live right?
>>69056080
Then I'd tell him to fuck off and read up on the rules.
>>69056091
It's not up for debate, it's legitimately more interesting that way. Not a matter of opinion.
>>69056094
From anyone who pays attention to sports media at all. Even ESPN and fox cover it now. stfu butthurt goof.
>>69056101
You're objectively an idiot.
>>69056072
He was at her house hanging out with her brother and suddenly had to poop but couldn't go to a bathroom so he had to do it in her trash bin in her room and she walked in and saw him.
When he was walking out to fight Vitor, he was thinking about trying not to poop himself. The urge was so bad that he had to get someone else to hold his flag for a bit in order to concentrate on holding it.
>>69056106
Except the stuff about their personal lives I explicitly detailed they didn't cover yeah?
>>69056121
You mean the shit anyone with a youtube account can access without the need of mmahours involvement at all? irish goof troop leave
I watch MMA Hour every week but I rarely watch UFC nowadays, especially after hoe Dana treated Ariel. I will not support an oppressive organisation like UFC, I would much rather support an honest, hardworking guy like Ariel.
>>69056135
>someone will take this seriously
>>69054331
What the fuck Aoki
>>69056131
>Trying to rationalize avoiding mmahour, despite it being everything he's looking for
>Le call him a goof and win the argument meme
I guess you can enjoy being irrational in that case.
>>69056037
>>69056095
>>69056088
>englols would sacrafice their masculinity for vagoo
>>69056169
>if you don't watch MMAhour you're not a true MMA fan
Rationality is not your strong suit my friend
>>69056169
>i rate ireland
Name who represents these aspects of MMA at their highest level :
>Striking : Junior Dos Santos
>Kicking : Edson Barboza
>Wrestling : GSP
>BJJ : Damian Maia
>Movement : Dominick Cruz
>>69056206
>implying I had masculinity in the first place
>>69056238
ew, why did she get so fat?
>>69056229
is this a meme where you pick 2nd (and beyond) bests for all?
Thinking about getting back into karate, lads
>>69051537
fuck off idiot
>>69056259
Name one person who has better BJJ than Maia or better footwork than Cruz
you're not a real fight fan unless you eat these
>>69056271
holy shit where do I buy these
>>69056265
>Karate
That's funny
>>69056255
Traded her judo gainz for a boxercise body.
>>69056269
>better footwork than Cruz
Scotlands own Conor Mcbride
>>69056274
http://shop.coles.com.au/online/national/ufc-bean-sprouts
>>69053167
Oh, Jon?
Reads much better
>>69056238
>>69056255
I reckon she still looks pretty beefy there.
Ronda's got the bodytype where if she works out she looks powerful but it all goes to shit otherwise.
>>69056296
I don't think we ship international, la
>>69056229
>JDS has better striking than Silva
shigger digger
agree with your lost otherwise
>>69056271
>taste the pain, rip them to little pieces
>>69056307
Am I the only one who think Silva's striking is mostly a meme?
>>69056331
silva is mainly kicks and bs. there are alot of bs strikers out there. throw a bunch of garbage, then don't and win on a flashy kick or a counter
>>69056331
>>69056349
I admire your justkidding style, lads.
>>69056365
I'm serious though
I'm not saying he's bad, I just don't think he was ever as good as people make him out to be.
While his streak was impressive, he mainly fought people who were pretty terrible strikers by any standard
>no big injuries to UFC 200
lads....what a wonderful life
>>69056229
>Wrestling: CM Punk
he has been a PRO wrestler for nearly 15 years whilst most wrestlers in the UFC have only wrestled as amateurs
Everyone is basing Punk's chances against Gall on these fictitious reports, but what are the basis of them? Roufusport is putting it out there that Punk's scrimmages were "not going well."
Ask yourself this: why would Roufusport report this? Why would they betray the trust of one of their own star athletes (who they won somewhat of a lottery in obtaining, if anyone remembers there was a race to get CM Punk), and why would Punk keep going back if he was "getting destroyed" at Roufusport and they were selling him out to the MMA media to boot?
It's a RUSE.
Punk's been doing Muay Thai and jiu-jitsu for like twelve years (and this is a fact—I personally remember hearing this when Punk was in ROH in like 2004). With Askren, he's rounding out his game with high-calibre wrestling, and plus he's working with Pettis there too. A millionaire athlete with top-quality sparring partners after nearly two years of full-time MMA training is going to get destroyed by a 2-0 prospect? GTFO.
>>69056384
You can say that about most old school guys, Fedor Crocop Liddell etc..
>>69056331
I agree in way, like it is not what you would do to be a good striker but he is really good at what he does.
his timing and accuracy is elite, he just meme's to accentuate his strengths in these areas and is pretty effective with ways to to cover-up his meme'in.
>>69056399
And I would. Which is why they shouldn't really be taken into consideration as best strikers ever
>>69056401
>his timing and accuracy is elite
agree with that
his memeing was important for him because it helped build his aura of invincibility which probably influenced the way a lot of his opponents fought him
but it was just memes
working out while watching moeshit anime is fucking hard
i can't work out unless i'm watching manly shit
>>69051889
there's nothing "based" about her. she's a dishonest coward like all other Brazilians.
>>69056436
>the current year
>watching chinese cartoons
>>69056429
The thing i've realized is he always won with kicks or knees, we never saw him smoke a guy with a well set up right or a 1 2. Thats why he memed Weidman so much, it's like he cant put up a good punching sequence to end the fight, this happened a lot vs Bisping too.
>>69056461
it's ok I'm on the spectrum
>>69056436
I hate the yellow fever and weeaboo epidemics in this country
>>69053391
kek
watching tuf
this jones guy looks absolutely on the gas
glad he got btfo
even if it was a bs stoppage
>>69056499
do they get tested by USADA for TUF?
>>69056593
doubt it
it'd be hard fighting that many times in such a short span without a little help
>>69056499
Do you have a TUF 21 boy so far
Mine is Andrew Sanchez
>>69056593
I don't think they're technically under a proper fighter contract with the UFC until they fight on the final, maybe even after it.
>>69056610
Khalil and Sanchez. Both seems pretty cool, Sanchez reminds me of Ryan Hall.
>>69056385
what did you think all the mma sacrifices were for?
nothing is free in this life
>>69056499
what weightclass is this?
>>69056625
205 but I guess most of them are natural 185
>>69056429
it went from being a part of his overall game, to being almost all of his game.
i think as a aging reflex based fighter he started relying on tricks more and more
lads how many bongs until dos anjos vs eddie
just swallowed some opiates and i feel great. what fight should i watch to reflect this? a jon jones fight?
brandon schwab pretended to be addicted to pain killers so i won't be watching his fights.
>>69056385
The guy who was originally going to fight Mousasi got injured
>>69056385
dont jinx it you motherfucker
>>69056398
>Punk's been doing Muay Thai and jiu-jitsu for like twelve years
gonna need a source on this. I'm not taking your word of Punk's... why would he lie about having no training?
>>69056713
Matt Brown
>>69056713
drugs are for mugs
>>69056746
Clarence detected
>>69056713
What kind of opiates?
Don't forget to listen to some classic heroin rock like Alice in chains or nirvana while watching your fights.
>>69056668
two million bings
amateur heems
>>69056499
need a different angle
>>69056891
i hate street violence
this stuff is for deadheads
>>69056941
welcome to /heem/
>>69056941
I feel like a hypocrite sometimes when I'll save a webm like pic related but a webm of a nigress beating the shit out of a white girl until her head's bleeding makes me uncomfortable
>>69056995
>strikes actually landing
What the heck is that?
>>69056973
this is why i don't think jitz works in the real world
i've never seen a street fight where a guy randomly pulled out a flying arm bar or rolled into a leg lock and on top of that did that and was successful
all i've ever seen is people paying for going to the ground getting slammed or soccer kicked
>>69056995
>>69057001
it looks like its one trained guys against two untrained guys?
The robin threw a real bad kick but Spiderman throws crisp straight punchs and a couple good kicks.
>>69057010
>Implying thats why you would use Jitz in a streetfight.
My coach says you learn how to groundfight so you can avoid it.
>>69057019
>My coach
Its sensei, you noob.
>>69057019
well if you do it just as fun or whatever or fighting in mma fair enough but i don't think it should be recommended as a way to defend yourself in a street fight
but some people learn martial arts to protect themselves in case some minority attacks them if i were to do that i'd probably prefer boxing or maui thai and wrasslin
>>69057019
>My coach says you learn how to groundfight so you can avoid it.
Same here. He's always said fighting on the ground in the street is a last resort because it will almost always end up with you kicked in the head, even if you're on top. Kicks and punches, out of nowhere, only. BJJ as protection.
>>69057010
i think you have point, it requires base-line rule set to be respected or you break submission with eye gouge or groin strike
i honestly think i can win street fight with leg kicks alone
>>69056229
strikes - Lawler
wrestling - Romero
grappling - Jacare
bantz - Diaz
>>69057081
Romero rarely uses his wrestling in MMA
>>69057052
>should be recommended as a way to defend yourself in a street fight
But it does defend you.
>Get knocked down
>Slip/trip
>get taken down
>Controlling the stand up grappling exchanges
>While on the floor learn how to get up from the bottem
>Defend yourself from attacks on the bottom
>Keep them from getting a better position on you
BJJ is pretty fucking important.
>>69057059
And this is my BJJ coach saying that. He basically says if at any point you can run away then do it. If your tied up in a grappling fight then its that much harder to run.
The only time he recomends staying in a grappling fight is something he calls the "Elevator" situation. Like your trapped in a small space with someone who wants to do you harm then you use your jitz to finish the fight. But thats a very rare example.
>>69057100
And it's still the best there is
>>69057114
when it comes to street fighting, whoever fights dirtier, wins
>>69057116
that would be CM Punk, he was a PRO wrestler for nearly 15 years.
>>69057074
m8 in a street fight i'm going to fight extremely dirty but i could see that happening if the guy didn't know how to check kicks or catch a kick with his hand then if your fit enough you could just kick the shit out of his lead leg and dance around until he gets immobalised and then win jose aldo style
>>69057074
>meme gouging
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7qImIKom10
>>69057135
he's good but he's no https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5ry1iui1n4
>>69057130
>This is what Krav Maga actually believes
>>69057130
It's more whoever takes the initiative. If anything feels weird, hit first, then run. No point in risking it if you're around more than one person.
>>69057155
it's true though and it has nothing to do with krav maga
>>69057114
mate i'm gunna be honest with you i think your a little deluded i'm not saying it doesn't help but see >>69057130 its the truth
and anyways my crew will come and kick the shit out of you
>>69057193
black genetics bruh don be hatin
If Maia defeats Conit does he deserve a title shot?
Definetely yes imo,Basically his next match should be Lawler despite the outcomes
>>69057208
Thompson first, in my opinion. Then Maia gets the winner.
>>69057178
I agree that it's who damages the other first, but honestly a large portion of that rate of success will come down to who is willing to do more
who is willing to with with a bottle, who is willing to bang their opponents head on the pavement, who is willing to throw full strength bombs at his opponents nuts if the fight winds up as a scramble on the ground
don't even get me started on what happens if they decide to viciously attack your eyes the entire time
>>69057213
fucking woodley wasting everyone's time and holding the WW division up
shit makes me so mad
>>69057208
>Definetely yes imo,Basically his next match should be Lawler despite the outcomes
what did you mean by this?
I think Wonderboy is getting the title shot next vs the winner of Lawler/Woodley. If Maia beats Condit, he should fight the winner of Wonderboy/Title Holder
>>69057195
it is true don't mind gracie junior
>>69057214
most of that wouldn't work on me, I never leave the house without eye protection and my diamond thai cup
>>69057241
throat strikes then
>>69057214
If you're moderately schooled in boxing you won't have too much trouble knocking someone down or even out with one or two punches, especially if you blindside them. Nobody who's trained should ever be getting into war of attrition ugly street fights. That shit is just way too risky.
>>69057214
this guy knows
>>69057230
Yes, this is all Woodley's fault. The nerve of that guy accepting a title fight that was offered to him.
I'M GONNA SUCK THAT DICK TIL YOU NUT UP JON
>>69057247
kek m8, that doesn't work on the streets
sorry if that goes against what your sifu told you
>its a brawler trying to justify having no skills episode
>>69057251
yes, sucker punching falls in with the rest of the dirty shit, and you're right
>>69057264
He's a faggot who sat out and sulked until the UFC caved for whatever reason, he's had awful fights and lucky wins that got him here and nothing close to the runs Maia and Thompson are on. Hopefully Lawler dusts him without much issue so we can move on.
>>69057279
this
>>69057266
your balls, your eyes, or your throat are always unprotected. one of those three things is vulnerable bud.
go ahead and believe otherwise though, like I give a shit if you go and get your ass kicked because you felt cool sinking a gogo in class last week
>>69057265
CAN'T
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP
>>69057279
this
>>69057294
ok bruce lee
>>69057234
Ofc Thompson gets the title shot first but the next match for Maia should be Lawler/Woodley,winning or losing aside
The man has suffered wrong enough with this bullshit rankings
>>69057279
Do you legitimately believe UFC would remove Conor McGregor from the main event of UFC 200 because he missed a press conference but would cave to Woodley just because he didn't take any fights that were offered to him (if that's even true)?
>>69057139
one good leg kick to someone untrained and their leg is fucked, no conditioning for leg kick they go down. i think most expect to get straight into head punching and not even expect/see low kick
most street i think see is wild flurries, I'd shape up to distract but teep the cunt in the guts to avoid getting rushed and full power mauy thai kick their thigh.
>>69057294
this is why i never walk outside without a suit of armour
>>69057323
I don't know why the UFC made the Woodley fight. He's not a draw, he's not exciting, and he has almost no chance. It's really weird to me.
>>69057340
>I don't know why the UFC made the Woodley fight
Seems silly to act like you do and to hold it against Woodley personally then.
>>69057324
yeah i've often thought about how i would street fight
not a bad tactic
but really street fighting is all about mewvment
>>69057340
>I don't know why the UFC made the Woodley fight. He's not a draw, he's not exciting, and he has almost no chance. It's really weird to me.
It's because he told them he was going to sit out and wait for his title shot over a year ago and they told him that if he continually does press for them that they'd reward him with the shot
that's why he's been behind the desk for so long when nobody even likes him
>>69057351
I think he's a boring fuck and I've hated his style ever since he laid on everyone in Strikeforce
Seeing guys like Maia and Thompson get ripped off in favour of him just GETS MY GOAT
>implying Khabib isn't LW goat
all these bjj fags getting butt mad that people don't think their style would work in street fighting
lol what you gunna do pull guard on me
>>69057351
hating someone as a fighter is not the same as hating someone personally
>>69057294
People don't want to fight let alone like your eyes out, frank Mir talked about being a bouncer and how guys mostly square up and try to build up courage to fight. The strikes you mentioned are usually done when someone's trying to kill you not random street fights most street fights it's guys swinging wildly for your head/stomping when you fall
>>69057355
Nowadays everyone is packed with a taser or a pocket knife from ebay
You have to be a real idiot to get in a street fight without a bottle or smth like a knuckle fist in the first place
>>69055026
Every white person in America should move to Canada... everywhere else is overrun with nig nogs
>>69057378
BJJ does work in street fights just not in social contexts. If you're alone in a field somewhere fighting someone, yeah, you'll choke them or just mount them easily, but if you're in the town and there are 20 of his mates around that will just kick you in the head if they tink their guy is losing, it obviously has it's flaws
Modern "street fights" where everyone just gangs up on one guy have made BJJ less effective in those contexts
>>69057380
You'd hate a fighter for trying to get a title shot? That's a great career move.
>>69057310
it's true lol in literally every single situation it's true
>>69057370
decision wrestler
>>69057397
ok show me the youtube vid of a guy winning a fight using jitz on pavement
>inb4 there is actually one that exists
>>69057382
yeah you're lucky if you end up getting tangled with the samurai honourabru fighter bud, if you aren't lucky and you get tangled with someone who decides that they are not going to let you hurt them period, you'd be in trouble if you weren't prepared.
the vast majority of self defense classes will tell you that squaring up or even agreeing to fight in the first place is retarded, and it is fucking retarded.
the strikes I mentioned are done whenever the fuck you want, there are no rules in a street fight and you're stupid if you think otherwise
>>69057395
american is getting overrun with mexicans
canada is no better, it's getting overrun with chinese, indians and pakis
>>69057445
>indians and pakis
indian girls and paki girls are love
>>69057355
just back of mind thought if i got randomly attacked, street fight is for losers i think. you never know if they go grab iron bar and give you brain damage or you punch someone and they hit their head and die then you spend rest of life in jail.
especially if you have trained, it is even more pussy shit fighting randoms on the street.
I'm not sure what dirty fighting has to do with grappling not working in a street fight anyways. Couldn't a grappler do all that shit too if they were so inclined and probably be in a better position to do so?
>>69057439
stop explaining this to bro dudes they think its like in the club where a few swings are made and the bouncer breaks em up
you haven't even talked about small joint locks and shit like that lol that hasn't even entered there minds
>>69057445
>canada is no better, it's getting overrun with chinese, indians and pakis
chinese make up like 4.5% of the population, east indians make up 3.5%
once you get ~an hour out of the largest cities in the country, the demographics suddenly become 90%+ white
and guess what, 99% of the country is outside of the largest cities lol
Lmao @ all you fat pieces of shit talking about streetfighting.
I have a 7-1 streetfighting record and would destroy each and every one of you pussies.
>>69057410
stop being pedantic
>>69057493
lol last weekend I was drinking with my buddies and I jokingly grabbed my bud by the shoulder of his shirt and he winks and goes "you wanna take that thumb home tonight bud?"
we laughed, because you're right
>>69057439
No one said squating up was smart and It's not about honor it's about fear, the adrenaline and fear turns into swing for the head and kick the when they fall. You've probably never been in a street fight or jumped I have and what happens every time is they swing wildly with a right for your face if you even look like you might do something 3+ guys rush you. You're living in some fantasy worl where you seem to think people are conscience during a fight consciously picking their target and such ik reality it's not so romantic you either get punched in the face stabbed or shot and usually all that fancy training does squat all unless if you're a professional fighter and do it for a living or the rare occasion when it's actually 1v1 but that's usually road rage or neighbors
>>69057501
Stop being pathetic
>>69057518
i don't mind the way woodley fights when he pulls the trigger but he's had some boring fights and didn't deserve a title shot but at the time who else is deserving wonderboy, damian?
>>69057518
>I can't dislike the fact that a fighter is getting an undeserved title shot by being a great whiner and holding up the best division in MMA, because he's just doing his job so even if it affects my enjoyment of the sport I have to accept it
seems like you're the pathetic one ehre
>>69057537
Wonderboy, Rory (before the wonderboy fight), Condit, Maia were all more deserving than Woodley
>>69057494
>99% of the country is outside of the largest cities lol
toronto alone has 25% of canada's population
>>69052219
How did Cody PooFister ever even get into the UFC?
If I recall correctly he was on TUF14 (I think it was 14?) and he didn't even win his fight to get into the house in the ep1 eliminators.
Why did uncle Dana call him back?
>>69055710
C A N
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>>69057547
You can't blame him for any of that though, because Woodley didn't text himself saying 'ay u want lawler at 201'.
You're honestly being completely ridiculous by holding it against Woodley and not the UFC. There's also the fact that you think they caved into Woodley sitting out like they'd give an iota of a fuck when Conor McGregor was poised to make UFC 200 a massive success and they removed him because he didn't want to do a press conference. Put some thought into it.
I HATE BULLIES
>>69057265
DC pls this has gone too far already.
>>69057509
he implied that bro dude, some people won't follow the samuraibrodude code and brawl wildly like their diego sanchez
keep getting into street fights and you may come across a dude like that
because in reality if one of your wild swings connects and i get ko'd and then my head clatters of the pavement and my skull cracks and i'm permaheemed in a coma forever
i'm going to do everything in my power to stop that and it wont be swinging wildly
>>69054159
Whatever Arabic oil tycoons want
if a saudi prince wanted to shit on your chest how much would you do it for?
me $50
>>69055896
That's brazilian girls m8
Their bedroom walls and shit are also covered in pictures of themselves
>>69057618
people in this website get mad as fuck at bullying
they'll call you a nigger and a faggot, they will dox you and your grandma, they will hack jennifer lawrence, but god forbid you say something in defence of bullies
I was messed up as teenager, I had family issues (neglective parents + abusive older brother), and I became a bully
I made a post about it in a bullying thread to give an account of what it's like to be a bully since you only ever hear the other side, and people were frothing at their mouths and giving me tens of (you)s for each post
The reality is that a lot of people on this website are weaklings that got bullied and if this was a different time Nature would have disposed of them before they could even say mom
>>69057722
you got bullied by your older brother
>>69057722
go on
>>69057722
Bully seems such a school buzzword. Just call them "assholes" or something that makes you sound like an adult.
>>69057605
you seem to still be conflating dislike in the context of a sport with dislike on a personal level
once again, I have nothing against woodley personally
Reminder
>>69057747
YES
What will happen if I super glue my foreskin, /heem/?
new thread when
>>69057727
Yes
I don't know what the fuck his problem was though, some people are just wicked
>>69057750
It's still better than the word 'haters'
>>69057753
Well no, that's just your desperate backtracking and excuses.
You've got nothing against him personally, just as a fighter but he's a 'whining faggot' who's deliberately holding up the division?
You dislike him as a fighter that takes and campaigns for undeserved title shots when a fighter's job is either to make their fortune or prove they're the best in the world (ideally both)?
It's okay to admit that you were wrong.
>>69057482
Yes. Infact my coach tells us about situations where it might be necessary.
>>69056110
He is objectively right though
>objectively
>dont you even know what the word objectively means?
>it is objectively my favourite word
>I objectively love sitting on reddit with my finger up my anus
>>69057755
>mfw bisKing'd
>>69057482
nobody said they couldn't
but i just inferred i'd rather know boxing or maui thai and wrasslin to prepare me for a street fight
rather than bjj
>>69057828
>grappling in a street fight
enjoy hitting concrete or his buddy RNC you
the only sensible thing to do in a street fight is to beat feet.
>>69056746
>He doesn't even ruin his life with drugs
What are you, some kind of faggot?
>>69057824
I can say I hate Justin Bieber because he makes my ears bleed.
I can say I hate Mourinho because he's got a boring defensive style.
Obviously at the end of the day they're just people doing their jobs and doing what's best for them.
But that doesn't mean I can't express my opinion on how I feel about them.
>>69057855
the only sensible thing to do is to produce a weapon and threaten with it
>>69057855
>implying all grappling is on the ground
>implying You should ever put yourself in a position where you need to use those tools
Post mma JUSTs
>>69057755
its coming home
its coming home
its coming
>>69057873
lmao I'm not trying to bully you of ever having an opinion man, I'm trying to show you why your opinion is based on some silly things.
Disliking Woodley because you hate his style or he's got a stupid beard or because he's black is fine in my book, but not because he's been given a title shot. It'd be nuts to not try and get a title shot that's been promised to you.
>>69057888
nobody said wrasslin didn't have a place but jitz not so much
NEW THREAD BOYS
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>>69057907
nobody is hating on woodley for getting a title shot a lot of people just think he doesn't deserve it
those two things are not mutually exclusive
>>69057910
Implying jitz just isnt better wrestling
>>69057907
you think you're saying something incredibly insightful or smart but you're not
it's obvious to literally anyone who isn't completely retarded
you're just being obnoxiously pedantic and that's all there is to it
>>69057920
do people in america actually eat "heavily salted" potato chips lol
is Australia drunk?
He's posting like I talk when I'm drunk. Like a know it all contrarian cunt
>>69057919
ignore this
>>69057945
NEW
HOT NEW THREAD BOYS
>>69057894
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>>69057894
LOTS OF TITS LOTS OF BOYS IN THIS THREAD
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>>69057940
Could you delete this? Cheers.
>>69057928
the only reason i want to know wrestling is for defensive wressling
like TDD and how to get up if i somehow get taken down
i'm not looking to submit my opponent from guard while on pavement because if i was on top i'd just smash your head against the pavement until your incapacitated
lol american sperg autist
>>69057938
You never had the balls to defend your ridiculous reasons to hate Woodley and now here you are getting mad at me when I haven't even been talking to you.
>>69057934
Seeing as you're no longer able to talk about the argument and instead just want to shittalk me I think we're done here.
I'm fridge-mode, and you?
>>69057979
not my fault you're too autistic to understand normal social conventions
Be careful.
>>69057794
Idk, but I wanna find out.
>>69057987
>if i get the last word in maybe i didn't get completely schooled the entire time
>>69057979
kek mate I never posted anything about woodley. There's more than one british flag itt
I've just noticed you're being extra cunty this thread. I came in around 400 posts.
>>69057989
>When he tells you to be careful, it's because he's got dynamite in his pants, trust me!
>>69057972
Wrestling teaches you how to do all that from a sport perspective not selfdefence. I think wrestling teaches a lot of bad habits.
Mixed Martial Arts
Walkout songs, lads.
https://youtu.be/JIrUqsB-0vw
>>69057989
Hey Bangbro, we all thought you might have been beheaded in the street or something. Congrats on surviving another day
>>69056593
kinda but not really, king from 19 was a juice monkey
>>69057010
they guy who lost tried wrestling, and the guy taken down used a common bjj/wrestling defense, it seemed to work fine
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