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>>69036753
Isner ALL IN
Tennis tips much better today.
Berdych playing like BerdSHYT
Any tips on CL qualifier?
Deliciano breaks. Berdshyt all over the place.
>>69036810
trembling here
>>69036823
Wondering this myself, there's gotta be some decent value in it
>>69036823
Valleta -1.25
>>69036871
I was looking at Tres Penne with 22.50 Odds inf favor that ought to be a nice single.
What we watching
>>69036926
flipping between berdych & lopez streams, with tomic vs verdasco in the background tv
Verdasco. So so happy.
Berdych. So so happy.
Feliciano. So so happy.
Acca looking so so good.
what drugs/alcohol are you guys gonna buy to celebrate this acca winning?
>not on acca
>have a -33% roi following TT after 12 bets
cbfa
Do not like these aussies screaming for Tomic.
>>69037114
Only making back what I have lost last week, so.. probably none. I didn't place an acca though, just singles and doubles.
>>69037139
Please list all the tips you've followed? All Wimbledon?
>>69037159
Nigga last week I was winning everything
>>69037171
I wasn't betting on tennis last week, until now you haven't lost me any money.
>like 1000 different people playing today
>no bookies thinks it's a good idea to have a search bar
?????
>I'm not on the acca
JUST
Verdasco so so strong.
>>69037217
TEARS. 9/1 as well.
>>69037211
this is what i hate about bet365 still using Flash
Should I ?
>>69037246
>Italy
>>69037262
You can only do handicaps? Murray is looking good atm for a handi. Did you get on Babos handi? Just won.
>>69037160
Galina Voskoboeva v Anastasiya Komardina
Dominika Cibulkova v Karolina Pliskova
I. Dodig/M. Melo v D. Inglot/D. Nestor
Steve Johnson v Pablo Cuevas
David Goffin v Alexander Ward
Serena Williams v Amra Sadikovic
Jack Sock v Ernests Gulbis
Kyle Edmund v Adrian Mannarino
Bjorn Fratangelo v Grigor Dimitrov
Andreas Seppi v Guillermo Garcia-Lopez
Ricardas Berankis v Marcus Willis
Pablo Carreno-Busta v Milos Raonic
Following your staking plan of 1 unit = £50 returns a loss of £693
THIS DOES NOT SLIP LOPEZ
>>69037304
I deleted my post because i thought it was unreasonable to ask that of you. Thanks for the tips anyway.
Is Thiem going to win ?
>>69037246
Portugal is going to win
>>69037307
Yeah 8 of those are Wimbledon. Had an absolute mare of a first day. Looking much better today.
>>69037317
It's fine lid. I'll find some handis especially for you tonight for round 2 matches.
Is it true Lux tipped England dnb last night?
>>69037343
Can we not talk about this anymore?
>>69037320
hopefully, fingers crossed. also NEED isner to come though.
>>69037342
Thanks m8
did someone died in the berdych match?
>>69037374
i'm also huge on Isner to chase Pliskova losses, put Thiem on a double with Berdych
Murray looking very good. Has reverted to the lendl forehand. Serving so well. Would LOVE him to win it desu. Obviously Broady is no test.
Fuck sake Felacio
>>69037343
Yeah, medium
Tomic playing like absolute shit today.
>>69037333
If You think Poland was beaten by Swiss after 60'min of their match just remember that they've had 2 days less for rest. When they weren't tired they were dominant. Now it's fair, both teams have same time for resting. Portugal choked in every match, sorry but it's end of Your journey.
Cup game tonight, Salt Lake VS Seattle Sounders
Over 2.5 goals @ 1.8 -1.91 depending on the bookie you use. Gonna be replied to with "Thanks Soccerway" but in their last 2 H2H it was 2-1 and 3-1, Salt Lake are 3rd in the league and playing at home, Seattle are 17th. Salt Lake have also had more than 2.5 goals in 6 our of their 7 last games.
>>69037472
Needed this to happen so bad.
>>69037512
Thanks soccerway :^}
But in all seriousness all your overs you've tipped have came in, at least the ones I got on.
>>69037512
Thanks socceryway. You haven't failed me yet.
>petkovic
Fucks sake all my accys are failing by 1
been drinking in bed all day embarrassed by how much football still affects my mood
Need Young Africans goal like AIR. /bet/ magic PLS
>>69037512
>>69037588
>>69037624
Where is the value? What has he found that the bookies don't know? Betting on H2H o2.5 statistics won't get you anywher.e
Yes it might win but it has no value at all.
Tomic/Verdasco comes in.
Blood in my eyes
>>69037706
I'd rather stick to smaller odds that have a greater chance to come in rather than higher odds which are up in there air and can lose you money. Plus, every now and then you get a gem like the Chicago game where they priced over 3.5 @ 6.0 when the game ended 4-3, so imagine what the odds were for over 6.5
You don't have to follow the tips, you don't have to put money on them. After all, you could pay Euan to lose your money or give Juveguy another £5 to lose. :)
>>69037709
Had to take o39.5 as I don't have a bet365, would love a tiebreak
>>69037706
No shit, do you know where you are? Far better to just let them lose their money.
>>69037709
Yes that's correct
Is Lincoln +1.25 a bet?
>>69037773
Just can't stand it.
>>69037754
Jesus christ
>>69037706
No value now. We gambling here.
>>69037790
The retards have taken over. The man is a Brexit voter, what more would you expect from him?
>>69037754
Fucking hell. Is this a joke?
>>69037789
No. The Gibraltans voted overwhelmingly for Remain and I believe being on the losing side will have a massive effect on their mindset coming into this game.
Lincoln FC VS Flora Tallinn, starts in just over an hour
Over 2.5 @ 2.10 (can risk over 3.5 @ 3.75, but it's iffy as there are no H2H games). Estonia are the favourites to win and they're also playing at home against a Gibraltar team.
I'd personally go 10/10 on over 2.5 and 5/10 on over 3.5
>>69037831
Pmsl
The state of Berdych. Shaking for Bouchard.
>>69037842
This simply must be satire now.
You've literally just reworded the fixture as reasoning for the bet.
Selling my computer to bet on Paire losing next round. The absolute madman made it through.
>>69037866
Then don't follow the tip my friend, they have no H2H statistics so you can't tell how they play against each other. However one team is a side of professional footballs playing in the Estonian Premier League whilst the other side are part time footballers who average 6/7 goals per game.
Think the "tip" is shit? Don't back it.
>>69037866
Kek, spot on
>>69037898
Exactly. At least your tipping stuff in here, most of posters here are so quick to criticise but never tip themselves, I like your reasoning for this bet, it's a bit of an unknown though so I've only had a smed on.
Bouchard wearing a tiny partly transparent white dress. Shaking.
>it's a one match going well, one match going wrong episode
>>69037866
It's SP's new persona, he's moving on from Juveguy.
>>69037931
This is also him but with the trip off
>>69037931
You like his reasoning? His reasoning is literally that the home team is the favorite and that Estonia is bigger than Gibraltar.
He doesn't know shit so he certainly doesn;t know if there is any value in his pick
>>69037660
Totally expected them to concede. I can only win bets when I bet the complete opposite
Berdych so so dire
Okay Bouchard opponent wearing heavy strapping and looking injured.
>>69037931
People are quick to criticise because we're not betting with fucking Monopoly bucks here. Shit tips lose people money.
Really need a punching bag, don't think my little nephew can take another beating.
>>69037967
We're not talking about who's going to win though, we're talking about goals. We've got one team of part-time footballers who average 6/7 goals per match, against a team that has won the Premier League in Estonia 10 times.
There's no H2H statistics, so for all we know the Gibraltar side will win 27-0, but seeing as it's a professional side playing at home against a country that isn't professional and has lots of goals scored against or for it, I can hazard a guess that there will be over 2.5 goals at least
Look at Iceland and England, a team of part time dentists beat a "professional" team, but it was still over 2.5 goals. If you don't like my reasoning, then don't follow my bet friend; after all I'm going to be the one losing money right.
>>69038031
nibs
>>69037932
Had to tune out of the shitshow that was the Tomic game to see this with my own eyes. 100% worth it. Thanks lid.
berdych pls
>>69038031
All you are saying, your complete reasoning, is already factored in the odds, that is what I'm trying to say.
And I'm not fucking saying your bet will lose, I am saying that if you make this bet a 100 times in a row, you will lose money because you haven't found value, your just pointing out reasons that the bookmaker already knows.
>>69038002
well if you're retarded enough to follow some random people on a 4chins thread you deserve it, to be honest
>>69038002
You mean like you and Ryan have lost people money? I've gone on every bet he's posted here and im up so much. He's won 3 out of 4 bets here, more than you and Euan
>>69038064
Don't bother arguing lid. It's either horrible nibs or someone so dense they won't understand what you're talking about.
>women referee's
>>69038039
Why are you watching that lid? Already won O3.5 sets.
>>69038060
Shaken.
>>69038089
Kek at least she broke.
>>69038064
Fair point, I shouldn't have included that Estonia were the favourites to win. The rest of my reasoning stands however, the facts point to over 2.5 goals and maybe even 3.5
>>69038002
Bit rich coming from a pseud like you
>>69038114
you HAVE to be trolling
>>69037246
>not backing Iceland
1X in the Kapaz - Dacia game, bookies are underestimating the azeri squad, azerbaijan pours a lot of money into football, Kapaz have made a very good team with a lot of foreigners. They were fighting for relegation last year and now they are in the european tournaments which just shows how much they improved the squad. Dacia has much more experience, but I still think there is value in Kapaz.
>>69038104
I have money on Tomic, as any old mug would.
>>69038114
I now realize 100% for sure that you are trolling.
Berdych such a cunt but need him to win.
>>69038162
>>69038134
Match starts in 55 minutes, if it's not over 2.5 goals I'll drop my trip, delete my TT and never post on /sp/ again.
>>69038158
I dont pay too much attention to Kazakh football but it seems Kapaz dont cant beat the best domestic teams. They only got in because better teams didnt get a licence
>>69038187
that's not the fucking point you absolute retard.
>>69038174
Everytime i watch some famous player playing against a more unknown opponent, i feel as if they are massively underestimating them, playing with like 40% of their strength. Same with Berdych atm.
Anyone else on Konta?
MARGE on Krasnodar, enemies are a youth team.
>>69038187
>completely missing the point AGAIN
>>69038193
They're fairly good at home, only 3 losses in the season, all from top table teams. 2 of the losses were in the last 2 games, if they had won these two, they would've finished second.
>>69038198
Except it is, I've already admitted that I should have said "Estonia are the favourites to win, so there will be goals" but the rest of my points stand.
All you seem to be doing right now is whining about me being a retard for my tip, without actually showing me how I'm a retard. The Gibraltar side have over 2.5 goals in their last 8 matches, the Estonian side has over 2.5 goals in 4/5 last matches. The Estonia team is a professional team who have won their premier league 10 times, they are also a side of full-time professional players. The Gibraltar side are part time dentists or some shit, but they're not a professional side.
For all we know, Gibraltar might win; but the evidence points to there being over 2.5 goals.
>>69038222
I got on -0.5 FH @2.0 but missed out on backing SW when it was still 1.5, price has gone to shit now.
>>69038220
Puig is pretty good. Finally Berdych you cunt.
>>69038200
He's playing better now
>>69038274
>STILL missing the point
Absolutely no way you're not a troll.
Berdych changing gears finally
>>69038274
because you are relying purely on statistics that the bookmaker has too, those statistics are factored into the odds, which means you have not found any value and thus it is a bad tip regardless of it losing or winning.
Do some betting research you dumb ignorant fuck. Learn about value and don't post dumb shit here.
>>69038309
>Missing the point
>Not actually making a point
Put your trip back on Euan
Go large on Genie holding every serve from here, her opponent literally has Parkinson's
>>69038285
Konta making short work of her so far
Thank you Bouch
>>69038346
Is that a market?
>>69038342
The point has already been made, here:
>>69038064
The bookies have already factored in everything this clown has already said. There is no 'value' in this tip, regardless of the outcome. Now trip back on derfail you clueless little cretin
>>69038335
>thus it is a bad tip regardless of it losing or winning.
>regardless of it winning
Ah yes, I forgot that betting had some other sort of motive; it's all about the...ummm...fame? Number of bets you place?
Bookies offer odds on over/under goals based on the odds of the team winning PLUS their H2H statistics. This is why the Chicago game was priced wrong as their last H2H meeting ended 1-0.
>>69038375
Fucking hell, you should die. You are worse than Unibwin and Oil combined.
>>69038129
>>69038086
>You mean like you and Ryan have lost people money?
How on earth would I have lost people money?
>Last 7 days: 17 tips, 32.96% yield, 74% win ratio, 27 units of profit
>>69038375
>some sort of motive
Yes it's called VALUE, and if you keeping betting and tipping the shite that you are currently tipping, variance WILL catch up with you. If you still think you're right, you're a fucking moron.
Is Retards being baited by a troll?
>>69038086
>He's won 3 out of 4 bets here, more than you and Euan
What does this even mean? 4 bets is a good sample size? Fuck me, don't even know I'm responding
>>69038394
>Betting isn't about money
>Calling someone else a retard
>>69038397
what is your tipstertube nickname?
>>69038409
Its quite embarrassing for him desu
>>69038409
Yes I think I am
>>69038409
Want the odds on that?
>>69038429
basi-booms
>>69038397
17 tips, great sample size there
Okay Isner bring home the acca and large. Thiem please win 3-1.
>you will never come in the general vicinity of Bouchard
When was the last time a value tip was posted and discussed in here? Why does'nt everyone just get PGA memberships, turn TT notifications on and let these threads die a dignified death
>>69038457
Last episode of Don't Hug me I'm Scared was v.v odd tbqh
>>69038458
No one post value bets here. We just shitpost about how people post NO value bets. That is the new meta.
>>69038450
Okay.
All time, 180 tips 20.07% yield, 58.84% win ratio, 111 units of profit
>>69038408
Betting is about making money, if you think it's about ANYTHING else then you are a bigger retard than you claim I am. Everyone bets so they can turn their stake into more money so they can bet more, buy a hooker, buy a blender or order £800's worth of sushi.
If you don't think a tip doesn't follow your definition of what betting is, then don't get on the tip. I'm sure you're going to explain to me how a "value" tip isn't about whether it wins or loses though, otherwise that would be very hippo critical.
>>69038457
Why even LIVE
>>69038409
>Makes a big fuss about ignoring and filtering other people
>Still talks about them
>>69038458
BT posted plenty but he hung himself after there referendum vote
>>69038483
You are still completely missing the point here. Your tips are valueless and in the long term will lose you (and others) money. Find an edge and stop posting shite.
>>69038502
Can't stand that someone else is getting attention, even for being clueless
>>69038502
I don't even know why he filters me.
>>69038458
It's just fun here mate. No one actually uses this as a source for bets. Not every platform has to be serious.
>>69038515
Imagine STILL responding to such blatant nibs. Get fucked, you pseud.
>>69038534
I dont filter you. I filter the guy you are replying to so it filters your posts in reply to his posts.
>>69038540
But their not nibs, I genuinely believe that betting is about making money. :(
Donald YOUNG. Excellent day so far lads. Can finally erase the memory of yesterday.
>>69038540
IMAGINE responding to a post responding to nibs. Get fucked, you pseud.
Chippy supper incoming tonight lads
>>69038602
>1.062
UAC Tipping Group are having a right giggle at the state of this thread
>>69038602
>Didn't get on this
Could have brought the local kebab joint
>>69038589
Simply put, the odds account for the probability of an event occurring as no event is 100% certain. So you might win 4 coinflips in a row, statistically over the course of a 1000 coinflips, you should end up with roughly 50%. Same for any odds that the bookies give, you might win X bet 4 times in a row but if you place a 1000 of X bets, the odds they offer ensure that the bookie comes out ahead.
>>69038632
>Tennis Tipster
Le pick all the favourites man
Arka Gdnya DC worth a tiny, line pushed too far by pixel punters and coming back into it.
>>69038665
Yeah no offense to him because it seems like his tips are winning, but he hasn't actually done anything but tip the favourites
Fuck Verdasco!
PLAY SUSPENDED BECAUSE OF RAIN
THANKS BREXIT
>Rain Delay
1:37am here and too shaky to sleep
>>69038684
FFS. Don't want to be picky but have picked plenty of non favourites. Inglot/Nestor @3 Komardina was @2.85. Willis @>3. Johnson last week. Jacq was 2.25
Can't imagine a world where a professional team that's midseason loses/draws a major tournament qualifier against a semi-professional team that hasn't played a competitive game in over a month. Taking Flora -1 and not looking back
>>69038769
MEDIUM
PMSL love it when Retards spergs on some poor mug
>>69038632
>brought
Am I the only one who cares about standards on here? There are FAR too many uneducated little dolts on here who need a good lesson in grammar.
Flora drifting AGAIN, now on large, probably end up on special if -0.5 gets there quickly. So many pseudos taking +
>>69038857
Haven't slept for 24 hours leave me alone.
>>69038769
Wait a few minutes, I guarantee -0.75 will be available shortly after kick off.
>>69038864
Get some sleep you mug
>>69038860
>he doesn't know
Is Pironkova value against Bencic ? She is very good on grass and always does well at Wimbledon. Bencic wins at every other surface, but I think Pironkova has the advantage on grass. I know it's
>womens tennis
but still, can someone more knowledgeable share their opinion ?
>>69038871
>American bookies offering -0.75
They go straight from -1 to SW rather than doing -0.5, -1
>>69038889
I've seen teamsheets, drift is such an overreaction.
Did anyone bet on Jeremy Corbyn to get BTFO ?
>>69038457
i was. but it was like with 50 other ravenous people searching for an autographed so i couldnt enjoy the moment. that and i was looking for jimmy connors's autograph anyway.
Find it hard to believe there are people backing Lincoln. Have they never watched Gibraltar football?
>>69038893
depends on what you think value is. pironkova is a strong fast surface player and without a doubt a solid bet at higher odds but the whole question mark is about bencic's fitness, thats why piro is favorite
so i'd say a decent yes, but not a strong yes
Going to have a smed on +0.25 on Des Moines from 1-0 down. Just conceded a penalty but were getting back into the game before it.
Good squad out, including the top scorer Veldman who put 4 past Winniepeg the other day. Reckon they'll get one back at least. Think Barlow is also on the bench, and he's been great for them so far, scored a hatrick in his last game.
>>69039083
what u on ?
>>69039083
Mack is on lel
>>69038893
Yes. Bencic is coming in with injury problems and retired a few matches ago. Lost first round in Eastbourne to rank 50. Putting a tenner on her.
>>69039083
Agreed. Granted, I can't recall the last time I watched Estonian, I figure it HAS to be better
>>69038281
Was on 1st half too. GJ Krasnodar boys
>>69039093
Nothing yet.
>>69039084
>>69039103
Thank you! I'll put a medium sized bet on her.
>>69039083
Talking big sense here pal. Lincoln are used to all out attacking vs diddy teams and have no defensive shape, add to this the fact that they're out of season against a team who should be at full fitness and their mindset following the referendum loss and you have a disaster looming for Lincoln backers. Flora -0.75 may well be THE best bet we see all season in the UCL. On large.
>>69039103
"lost in eastbourne to rank 50"
why is a guy called "tennis tipster" giving tennisinsight tips. thought you'd have better reasoning mr expert. are you derfail in disguise pmsl
>>69039258
You're right.
Also have a medium on Strum Graz II v Admira over 2.75 goal line.
Both teams scored well over 40 and conceded the same in the league.
Expect an open game here plenty of attacking options in the line up, plenty of them will be given chances to come out and should be an open game.
How long will this interruption last?
>Macedonian womens u19 defending
pmsl
>>69039389
Going to be down hideous, the defending is bad but keeper is something else, bet would be won if it weren't for her.
>>69039410
Same lid. Literally cannot win a bet atm
>>69039389
>>69039410
Need a stream for this lids
>Expect an open game here plenty of attacking options in the line up, plenty of them will be given chances to come out and should be an open game
SOLID info this
>>69039440
Just wins desu
>missing inside the 6 yard box
Will never understand how you can't at least get it on target ffs
All my teams refuse to score. Down sickening sums. Applying for a job at Lidl and moving in with my mom again.
>>69039461
H2H's look decent 4-4 in June last year, 3-3 in Feb
>>69039369
Hope not too long, getting bored already
think we're all starting to realise, deep down, that gambling is no longer profitable, worst month of my life
>>69039532
this, seriously in a hole right now
>>69039532
I had a tiny bit of hope that it's gonna get better. That hope is shattered now.
>>69039532
Don't see what all the fuss has been about personally, running on a 9.9% roi after 205 bets in asia this month.
>>69039532
It's only profitable during Grand Slams
Need another kras goal pls
Andorra Women basketball -20.5 is a marge, such a big difference between these two and has the potential to be a 40/50pt win for Andorra. Gibraltar team is usually dire anyway but they have a few teens in the roster for this one.
FLORA
L
O
R
A
>fc honka
Can only imagine what these Gibraltar players stats are on FIFA or PES
>>69039532
>>69039557
>>69039565
What? Because of the Euros?
pmsl at the pseudos who served up a gift on Flora
>>69039760
andorra is bad too right now
Can not win a single bet
Wtb???
>>69039940
Flora -0.25. Such a gift.
>>69039495
Yeah 2-0 now, looks like the floodgates have opened.
Need to double check before I post a tip on tipstertube, getting embarrassing. Apologies
>>69039321
45 minutes to get one goal, looks like another failure from you
>>69039940
TNS -3 @1.87. Cba to check to see if that price is still there
>>69038670
betting so SO easy when mugs shift the price too much
Up a grand on Macedonia u19 women pmsl, what a life never going to wage slave once I finish uni, betting is just 2 easy
>>69039962
Are you talking about the Chicago Fire game? Didn't mean to tip it in the first place but it's more of a failure on Menace not finishing their chances. At least Sturm overs is looking good
>>69040043
>Didn't mean to tip it in the first place
Are you a genuine retard?
Out of all the bets I could think of I pick the one that is losing while all others are winning. Really need to figure out why that keeps happening.
>>69040066
Starting to think so mate, starting to think so.
Nah I was gonna tipstertube this >>69039088
but forgot because Sturm kicked off and just didn't realise I already had Chicago tagged :(
I really do suffer from ADD
anybody watching holstein kiel ? another goalfest
Anyone else think they have an uncanny ability to influence games with their betting?
Done it a few times recently, I don't just mean them losing but completely and utterly going to pieces within seconds of a bet being placed.
Just bet on Wozniaki and she's lost literally every game after I did so and was playing well before pmsl
>>69040109
>I really do suffer from ADD
Bet you're one of those whiners who use it as their excuse for everything
Need 2 more Flora goals like air, I've bet almost 20 entire pounds on this game.
>>69040169
Yes. Its also influenced by my masturbation schedule no joke
Marge staking Verdel, NTNUI are playing a woman
>>69040188
jesus christ dude get a grip
Another one.
>bongs in charge of stable weather conditions
Flora botd
>>69040188
>20 pounds
zzzzzzzzzzzz
NTNUI have only 12 players for the game and have played 20 minutes BETWEEN them all.
Should clear the EH easy, AH has been cunted
>>69040276
Ooooh you're hard
222222222222222222222222
40 minutes to get 1 more, don't care who it's from.
>>69040322
Not even close. Just wish the penny punting slugs would leave
>>69040316
Which places do you leech off of most?
>>69040323
INNNN
Now I wouldn't mind another flora for my handi
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
Will Flora make another goal?
>>69040276
still like alashkert? they've moved in to 1.77 on bovada
>>69040431
3.5 might come in, I've backed it on my TT but I think I'll only re-back small; been burnt before expecting another goal but having nothing for 40 minutes.
>>69040316
Remember tipping Charlottenlund against NTNUI before, they beat NTNUI 3-0,
Verdal - Charlottenlund 6-1.
Verdal will go third with a win and will want to close the goal difference. I'm on first half handi's too.
>>69040471
Ya, but haven't looked at teamsheets.
>>69040378
Not surprised if this is tipped elsewhere but not in the groups I'm in.
11111111111111111111111
>Take a quick nap
Play still not resumed
SUCH a bad bet from Euan, ends 2-0 pmsl
>That miss
Oh my...
>>69040596
British weather m8.
You know this.
>>69040695
Why are you surprised? If Euan was a good tipster he wouldn't go paid, he'd be making enough money off his bets. Good tipsters don't go paid, only scammers do
I'm off out but I've rebacked the first half handicap from 3-0.
disgusted arp didn't tip goffy boy's horse desu
Oil is playing in goal for Verdal and he said he'd let a goal in for me, but he hasn't even touched the ball yet pmsl
Whoever tipped that Gibraltar/Andorra basketball shite. PMSL absolutely terrible bet.
>>69040979
Are they actually playing a woman or is that Hass 'banter'
>>69041005
They literally are
>>69041015
ON HUGE
>>69040988
One of the worst I've seen on here in a long long time.
Why does Hass tip the wrong game so frequently?
Is he clinically retarded?
>>69041137
Yes, but he will blame his imaginary ADHD
>>69037842
Thanks for this, went big on over 2.5
>>69041160
Post slip. Refuse to believe anyone got on Derfell's tip. Especially 'big'
>>69041198
It's Derfail posting without his trip. Very sad
>the state of Goff's quote unquote "shirt"
His head looks far too big for his child like body
>>69041248
Sorry friendo, I'm not Hass. My trip is always on :)
>>69041258
pmsl
>>69037842
Surely you were leading people on a ruse cruise here with that write up
>>69041258
Tez outfit desu, bad jeans and awful shoes. Badly fitting shirt and blazer too. V v pleb's day out at races.
>>69041258
Not sure if triumphantly lifting a trophy or about to angrily smash it
>>69041286
Probably shouldn't have said "Estonia are the favourites so the bet will come in", but the rest of my points I'll stick by,
Only made a small profit as I put some on over 3.5 as well; but hopefully I'll make more profit with the Seattle game tonight
>>69037512
>>69041258
>black belt and brown shoes
utter
Cash out?
Has Mackers cunted Santa Coloma? Alashkert SUCH a tasty price now desu
Average age of Santa Coloma's defence is 34 pmsl. DREAD to think how much they'll struggle to cope after not playing a match for almost 2 months.
got some bonus money lads
what's a good bet for the poortugal pooland game
Andorra 15 up, is it happenig?
>>69041545
>poortugal pooland
Are you 5?
>>69041581
>(You)
>Mattersburg
Genuinely feel like puking my guts out
need 3 more Verdal goals or its baked beans for the rest of the month
Literally JUST went in on TNS -2.5
>>69041727
Pmsl
Alashkert dnb anyone?
Have to say even as someone who rather dislikes Farage this is pretty fucking funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMhNSK7DHl4
I come from the future, I'll tell you if you become rich or DAC if you respond to this post.
BEWARE, the answers might not be pleasant.
>>69041881
Pretty sure the MEPs will have the last laugh, Farage is out of a job now, UKIP are a redundant party and there's no way he will be involved in the negotiations.
>>69041903
S H A K I N G
>>69041903
Be kind to me Mexico
>>69041903
Well?
Getting so wound up by greasy students sticking up for Corbyn. "Slay Jez! This. Is. So. Important." Do they have any idea how politics works?
Hello /bet/,
which football leagues are the most predictable?
Vidir are an amazing price, this KFS team is fucking horrendous and their fitness is terrible.
>euan
>>69041903
gwarn then
>>69041936
You fool!
You'll be UAC all of July but lose it all on dog races, you'll also be arrested for pedophilia charges
>>69041951
Well done, me lad.
You'll buy a winning lottery ticket on September but you'll lose it anyway on your way back home.
December will be a sad month for you.
>>69041954
Filtered.
>>69042045
On August you'll be UAC and with your profit you'll buy a scooter.
Chicks will love your swag.
>>69042025
Thanks m8
>ntnui scores
>>69040979
OIL
UP INSANE
>put asarums in an acca @2.50
They're up 4 and the rest of the acca is fucking up
Down absolutely spastic and still have a stake on Alashkert.. Would have prefered 12 hours of root canal treatment without anesthetics over this day of betting. Would love to cry myself to sleep and forget about this but I've had too much coffee.
>>69042161
At least you've got that gf to cuddle up with and tell you its all going to be ok, r-right buddy??
>tfw my gimmick didn't attract any attention
Feels bad mang, back to lurking.
Down SPASTIC if Vedel don't score again
Iceland to beat France 9/1
>>69042455
Thanks oddschecker.
>isner already 2 games down
send help
>>69042528
made me check you little rat
>>69042528
Cheeky
J Mac so so good on 6 love 6.
What was the final score for the Verdal game?
Haven't bet in about 18 months
Has anything happened on the scale of USVI or UCD waves?
>>69042695
8-1, up brains
>>69042695
8-1 because I was on O9.5
>>69042409
bretty gud, hup
>>69042721
>>69042714
Rebacked -2.5 from 5-0, cba desu
>>69041263
>Sorry friendo, I'm not Hass
You're goddamn right
>>69041154
Adhd is no joke pal
>>69042706
OFC Champions League was fun.
>there are people browsing /bet/ who werent here watching the OFC CL
>>69042528
you got me
>went to bed wake up and Isner hasn't even played
Shit tbqh
>>69042766
Looking to order a Tefana jersey desu
>>69042766
Still can't believe how much of a good bet Tefana + was against Nadi. So SO much money made
>>69042813
Remember that rt9 was at 15.0 or something ridiculous. What a game.
Hay fever so so bad. Eyes so red. Fitting tbph.
>>69042834
Yep, remember max staking it (about £35 pmsl) That last minute corner gave me a throbbing stiffy desu
>>69042843
Home & bargain, certrizine tablets like 79p
Same as the ones I used to get on prescription
>>69042874
Yeah I remember donating the corner winnings to cancer research cause I promised to pmsl. Was also on rt7 of course
>>69042731
The reason was that the model was saying true odds were 5 something if I recall correctly.
>>69042843
Lot of red showing up on your TT now lid, v v concerned.
>>69042706
No gambling is no longer profitable
>>69042912
Was not on this. Not happy
>>69042843
same lid cannae sleep
>>69042843
NEED a copy pasta for this
>>69042917
Me yesterday mate. Picking up today x
>>69042958
Getting this guys
>>69042893 tablets. NEEDS to work.
>>69043002
Delete this
>>69041903
Give me luck bitch!
>>69041903
whats my future friendo?
>>69042094
Excellent
What is THE bet tonight?
>>69042917
Had some wrongly marked as loss. On the blower to Big_al as I type this.
Everything I touch turning to shite, cannot win a bet.
>>69043386
Do not get on my tips. Do not need this atm.
>>69043141
Good news, September will be a UAC month for you.
You'll win a lot of shekels on a 13 game accy and you'll also meet a Cristiano Ronaldo impersonator!
>>69043225
You'll win free tickets for a trip to the US but you won't be able to bet during that time.
You'll lose an entire month of betting because of that, pmsl.
November 15th will be a HUGE UAC day for you.
>>69043410
Settle your lost bets already you bowcat
>>69041903
Good news needed
Gonna need a med bet to chase
Anyone else slowly returning back to the glory days of their balance?
>>69043617
More like back to 0
>>69043617
Not even close
>>69043513
Would if I could. They do it for me though?
>>69043752
Thought the tipster settled them, just odd how the winning ones have been settled but the lost one's haven't :^)
>No Euros tomorrow
>No UEL Q tomorrow
what the fuck is the point?
>>69044353
Nice b8.
>>69044353
Verified tips are done automatically. Custom tips are done by the tipster
>>69044391
Asian slags in the morning though probably not carried desu.
CAF in the evening.
Its not great but I've seen worse skedges
>>69044402
These are both custom. They get settled automatically as well.
>>69044391
>>69044444
And the obligatory fuck ton of friendlies of course.
>>69044444
QUINTS
U
I
N
T
S
The ratio of Brits who never saw a dentist vs those who have is 2:1
NEED a bet
ASEC Mimosas holding their own, DC worth a small.
Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEzmGHZeiW4
ASEC also had a shot just whistle past the post a few mins ago and have used their strength to keep Al-Ahly from getting near so neither side had much in the way of chances but ASEC with the best chance of the match.
Al-Ahly definitely technically the better side and have a full strength squad out bar one striker though 3 or 4 players rumoured to not be full fitness and were supposed to be missing though they have started.
>>69044632
ASEC 1-0 up now, too slow to post, sorry.
>>69044445
unverified get automatically settled as a loss if the user doesn't settle them after like 2 days
>>69044685
Lmao fuck. Well I haven't been doing it. Will do it tonight.
>>69045026
PLEASE come to Heathrow terminal 5.
how much is everyone up for the year? nearly half way through 2016 now
![aab792a09ec65653f4b7d7ce3b66da93_crop_north[1].jpg_w=576&h=384&q=75.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/063gQ4P.jpg "aab792a09ec65653f4b7d7ce3b66da93 crop north[1] w=576&h=384&q=75")
>>69045111
>>69045111
ok look out for a guy wearing pic related
But why that specific terminal?
>>69045206
Only about 1.5k, my own fault made some dumb bets that lost and not gone big enough on some great stuff.
>>69045206
>up
>>69045206
30k
>>69045206
Down SO SO much
>>69045206
Less than 6k (at least after the last two weeks) and spent it all on bills
>>69045238
wtf is this
>>69045206
75k, was hoping to be up a bit more by now but got off to a slow start to the year. At this point last year I was up just under 40k so I'm happy with the increase but was hoping for a 200k year which is looking unlikely now.
>>69045206
>How much is everyone up?
>up
No mate.
>>69045277
grim reaper at ManU game telling Moyes' his days are counted
>>69045206
75k too, didn't have as high hopes as post above so I'm more than happy with it. Just withdrew the last couple of month's profit from Asia which is always a good feeling.
>>69045306
>>69045366
And you can't even lend me a fiver?
>>69045206
10k
>>69045381
JUVE
>>69045381
Forget your trip?
thing that happened to me
>>69045366
I withdraw my asia balances at the start of the month, partly because I'm scared if they run off with my money.
>there are people itt that make real money from betting
>there are people itt that make real money from betting and dont use the snipping tool
>>69045206
+£38.5k. Got some fresh accounts ready (minus b365) too.
>>69045602
PLEASE lend me a fiver.
>>69045602
How much do people actually pay for accounts?
And how easy is it to safely give it to another person if they've verified it with their identity and whatnot?
>>69045602
>38k
Fair play lad, Just sorted myself a bunch of fresh accounts including a 'mugged up 365' absolutely shaking desu
Oeste +1 @2.15. Price has gone too far, and Bahia have looked dire the past weeks of watching them
>>69045466
great night that
>everyone itt making literal thousands from betting
>meanwhile i've made about £100
Literally HOW?
Please tell me.
>>69045690
Stake more
>>69045690
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>69045726
I can't afford to lose what I have though.
>>69045659
Need a mugged 365 like air. Got a clean one and fucked it in a week.
>>69045645
I have only used accounts of friends and family so far so not had to pay.
It is the person who buys the account that should be worried, not the person who's name it is in.
>>69045690
UAC Tipping Group is only £10 for the month because BT is busy writing his dissertation
>>69045690
Because people lie on the internet, think about it. If you were up £34k in one year, why would you need to charge £10 a month for people to look at your losing tips?
>>69045757
I know that feeling lad, I'm the anon that made £300 on a fresh 365 and got it chinned recently. Hoping this mugged one can last a little longer pmsl
>>69045809
Because if you let everyone follow you, the prices get destroyed in seconds. Who wouldn't use their betting knowledge/ability to get a little extra cash if they could? You really are clueless. I'm 100% sure you're a troll now
>>69045757
Got a 365 which I put bets on for my addict m8 and has literally blown thousands with me on top of my own loses. It must be as close unlimitable as they come
Accounts not worth the hassle desu, deposit a couple of hundred, have a shrewd bet and limited. They want so much verification and limits on fresh accounts are often so low. Rather just slave away in asia.
>>69045860
Tbf this just wasn't happening to Euans tips. He isn't Mackers
>>69045875
Doesn't stop Mackers' tips from getting smashed either
>>69045868
Rarely worth the hassle*
If you're only depositing a couple of hundred, you're doing it wrong. Just accept that it will get chinned after one bet and absolutely mong it for all it's worth, made 2.5k from a clean unibet on the NTNUI game earlier and I can kiss goodbye to that account. Nice little earner on top of whatever profit I make in Asia.
>>69045761
>UAC Tipping Group
I have no idea what or who this is.
Gib links pls.
>>69045860
>betting ability
>a total of 7 unit of profit
>>69045919
Is this ARP pmsl
>>69045916
Not same guy but I'm in it and places might full desu
>>69045690
By living a life ruined by constant stress and ever diminishing responses to dopamine
>>69045860
Paid tipping is -ev, followers will make your accounts get chinned faster and use info to smash lines in the future for teams that have squad/financial troubles etc. Not worth it.
>>69045914
How are you meant to know what the limits are? I made a betsafe account for a game last week, deposited 500 and was only allowed 150 on the game, account was limited and I had to bet 350 on casino to be able to withdraw.
>>69045968
>2014
>>69045968
>the Norway Holland W result
Gets me everytime
>>69045994
We got told we weren't supposed to post recent spreadsheets to preserve >muh edge
>>69045968
>Spain U19 W loss
Fucking triggered
>>69045968
how do you join?
>>69046084
Give 5 dollars to some guy called JuveGuy
>>69045861
NEED this account.
>>69045919
>7 units profit
>at 24% ROI
Just stake more per unit :)
Isner going to be so hype tomorrow.
>>69046084
Post FB and you get added if there's spaces. Group is usually limited to about 50 members because anything more and people can't get on bets. Think there will be room since BT is taking the next couple months off to focus on his dissertation and its expensive as fuck
>>69046189
already preparing a mid day nap so i can watch it.
>>69046152
Genuinely considering selling it but feel it might be useful to me one day senpai
>>69046191
What do you mean expensive? And can you use a fake FB?
>>69046191
>muh sekrut betting club
Sounds obnoxious af.
>>69046233
isnt it on at 8 aest?
>>69046233
Messaged big John on twitter. Said he'll serve an ace on his opening service game for us.
>>69046191
>post Facebook on 4chan
What trips/flags do you guys take the piss out off? What do you think of the Juveguy gimmick? Is Albania in UAC?
My asian bets since march
>>69046277
i woke up at 4 am, absolutely tez tbqh.
Can anyone think of any conceivable reason the bookies have priced overs on this game so high?
JeJe Utd VS Suwon City - Over 4.5 @ 4.5
JeJe are higher up the league, playing at home and beat Suwon away last month 5-2. Their last H2H before this ended 3-3
>>69046308
you mad man.
>>69046330
they're also missing their star striker.
thanks Soccerway
>>69046248
I don't know what the noob price is but roughly £40/month maybe. I get a significant discount because I share my bets in the group. We all tried the fake FB accounts but FB just deleted them all and it seems everyone who has since has come up against the problem. Probably safer just using your normal one
>>69046258
Not too wrong tbf but it makes the money so I'm not complaining
>>69046281
Does it really matter if people know what you look like when you post anonymously?
>>69046330
Let's say they play each other a thousand times. You know for certain two of those times it was over 4.5. Does that now mean the rest of the 998 times they will play each other there'll be overs?
>>69046295
Want a medal?
>>69046385
I've had my fake facebook for 5 years now, also £40 seems very steep for £1,800 profit in a year
>>69046443
>a year
Any decent yank games on tonight?
BetViktor such kikes. Roll-over with odds of min. 2.0
>>69046443
Thats just example stake sizes not including rebacks. Also its £1800 over 2 months lid which isn't something to be sniffed at, 2016 not quite so successful but still green
What'd you guys think about Delpo vs Wawrinka?
Dece programme about Nietzsche on BBC4 now lids
>>69046548
who was that guy?
>>69046595
Love bbc 4 programmes. They have an arts science and history night. Music night is shite.
>>69046604
Me lid.
>>69046631
Hows things lad?
>>69046648
Been on holidays m8.
Where did all these new trips come from, anyone dece?
>>69046676
How long you been gone?
>>69046676
>anyone dece
None.
>>69046676
Shocking recently. Tennis guy is decent but had a mare yesterday.
still waiting on membership fees lads on Tipstertube. I accept Western Union
>>69046695
2 months in SEA.
Got in with the Myanmar fixers. Up mountains desu :^)
>>69046697
>>69046701
Shame.
So many nibs.
Room absolutely REEKS lads
on crb dnb
>>69046819
Reasons?
>>69046813
same, used my homemade fleshlight twice in 15 mins, actually tore the latex glove in half and a big gloop of cum/lube seeped all over the place
>>69046819
>>69046981
Fucks sake they're up now hahaha
>>69045667
not the best start lol
Bookmaker, punter, Wolverhampton Wanderers & Jacksonville Jaguars, poker player, snooker fan, Pearl Jam addict, trying to avoid anger management sessions.
>>69047132
SUCH a danger
>>69047132
Who is this?
>>69047164
Why is this man so bitter?
>>69046741
IMG worth a rball punt?
>>69047191
Euan
>>69047205
Nice bio tbqh.
Hello guys , I'm the Greek fix guy I don't know if you remember me but I have information for two games of the Europa league qualifiers.
Also this years Greek cup would be fixed and I'll give you a lot of money
What do you lads think about the marlins bet today
>>69047329
Sup lid, have you payed denbts yet?
>>69047346
nope
>>69047329
Need this info like air. Which teams are involved.
>>69047329
I remember you. You're a clueless little mong whose 'fixes' rarely came in but please humour us.
Corinthians +0.5 THE rball punt for the night lids?
>>69047376
I gave you guys 1 fix and it came true
I still remember it AEK u21 vs Atromitos u21
>>69047201
Both shit teams desu, but Palm Beach have looked better in recent matches.
Wouldn't back either of them desu.
>>69047373
I know for a fact that PAS Giannina WILL fix their europa league matches
when I have more info I will post
>>69047409
Get to the point lid. Which match is it and what's the fix?
>>69047442
Tyvm.
>>69047383
yes
also -2 EH
New cheeky acca coming up in an hour. 10 fold. Feel free to add your own selections.
College Europa o0.5
College Europa +2/+2.25
Omonia -0.75
Dila Gori SW
Qabala -0.75
These are the OFFICIAL UAC Tipping Group Europa League bets for Thursday. There are other potentials that need some rball/stream before being tipped.
>>69047677
does william hill have asian odds?
cant find it
>>69047677
DELETE THIS
>mfw bet £200 on englel
JUST
>>69047704
They don't do asian handicap
>>69047677
>UAC prestaking 1 night ahead.
>>69047677
4 out of 5 of these bets have something in common. Does BT not rate Armenian teams?
>>69047760
I think tonight was a pretty good indicator of how good they are
crb up now
>>69046747
How much boipussy did you bang?
Last selection is Youzhny. @11.75
>>69047677
You're the real mvp
>>69047787
;)
I think there is info for Banants too. So you might wan to up your stake on Omonia
>50% of the Armenian league next season has a place in Europe
>>69047831
Wait, 67%, not 50%.
>>69047821
yummy
>he's not on the draw in the joinville game
Explain.
>>69047831
I have an unlimited Unibet skin that is guaranteed to get chinned any minute now so everything has already been max staked for Omonia :^)
>>69047944
What stakes were you getting? I have a clean one I might use to prestake the next round. I know a unibet secret too.
Doing an AMA(ask me anything) tonight. Starts in 2 minutes so get your questions ready
>>69048028
Wheres my £50?
>>69048028
Where is my £61.40?
And we're off
>>69048049
>>69048084
Coming as soon as I get a fiver to complete my £5>£1000 challenge
>>69048028
Where's my $50?
>>69048028
Where's my 50. Why don't you have a job.
>>69048106
Will you be dropping the Derfail gimmick any time soon? It's already becoming very stale and it's only been a few days.
>>69048111
>>69048112
see
>>69048106
Also its a long story m8
>>69047804
None.
Only interested in women m8.
>>69048135
You'll warm to it eventually
>>69048143
Need to know why you can't get a job.
Would also like to know when I'm getting my £65
>>69048151
You're missing out friend
>>69048168
See previous answers
>>69048143
It's an ask me anything. You HAVE to answer. This long story needs to be told. Also welcome back. Missed you x.
>>69048151
That sounds pretty gay pal
>>69048239
Ok I'll tell it but not tonight because it'll take too much time to type out
So next question
>Truck delivering my weekly shopping is only 45 mins away
excited lads, gonna FEAST tonight
>>69048305
Did you vote remain? Do you have a refugees welcome poster?
>>69048317
What scran did you get chief? Anything exciting?
>>69048324
Of course I'm not a pleb. No.
Favourite type of curry? Also why do you smell of it.
>>69048370
>>69048317
What you having tonight lid. Also what's everyone munching on? Wife made lasagna but only her son is allowed to eat it so I'm having weetabix.
>>69048305
zzz just tell us you melt
my question is what the fuck was this all about?
BEGGING for a Luverdense goal so I can back Nautico
>>69048385
Vindaloo and I smell quite fresh fyi
>>69048443
What about it m8? Think I look quite sharp personally
>>69048471
Just wait for a sending off and back that team
Dodgers Brewers o8.5 tonight as well
Been quite disappointed with the quality of the questions lads
>>69048205
>>69048257
Dick is still RAW from all the Asian pussy I slayed.
Pretty gay I agree.
Bucks is THE bet. On -0.25
>>69048573
Do you live alone or with a roomate or family.
>>69048584
NEED advice on how to pull an Asian girl as much as I need a fiver desu
>>69048667
Back home for summer but live in halls during the year
>>69048713
Just tell them that you're pretty sure your parents got you engaged when you were kids.
Works like a charm desu
>>69048621
such a shite bet pmsl
>Michigan
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>69048746
Don't get how that would work, sounds almost as bad as your betting advice pmsl
>>69048713
What uni?
>>69048713
Very easy in Asia. Kind of like betting :^).
>>69048809
>Don't get how that would work
Why not?
I have a 100% win rate with asian girls and I use that line every time.
I know what I'm doing
>>69048860
Please don't ask what my profit is
>>69048823
Either Bristol or Manchester. You work it out
>>69048853
>you
>>69048860
How many girls though?
>>69048930
Only actually slept with 2 asian chicks desu, and 1 of them was Persian kek
Talking to a qt paki girl right now but she's maintaining that she's going to be a good girl until after Ramadan pmsl
>>69049051
Got a Persian girl at uni. Paki girl at work she might be afghan though. Stop copying me.
>>69049089
What uni la
>>69048930
Juve how many girls you secured?
>>69049103
A London one is all I'll say.
>>69049121
Once. Quality over quantity friendo
>>69049089
Need me a bit of Lebanese desu
>>69049158
Post screencaps of convo with her
>>69049158
>Having a girlfriend in uni
Stop wasting your best yours lid.
>>69049174
Kek, this is very strange. I know one from sixth form. Asked me to meet up for a nandos the other day. Bitch never got to it though.
ITCHING to tinderpost
Jani PLEASE
>>69049183
Just not happening
>>69049189
My bad didn't realise you meant bagging myself a gf. Never had one before tbqh
>>69049218
Same. Can't not take another 3 day ban. Janny so so evil.
>>69049244
Nah I meant just sleeping with lid. Thought when you said 1 it'd be because you're with her. That's not bad lid as long as you're out shagging tri weekly.
>>69049313
Was just some girl at a family wedding a few years ago. Technically my cousin but not really
>>69049405
>Technically my cousin but not really
>>69049313
thats why you post with your phone data lid,
>>69049405
V v worrying post
>>69049405
>Technically my cousin but not really
>>69049439
Just a torrid affair for everyone involved lid
>>69049473
I'll save them for a rainy day.
Please let me make the next thread.
>>69040169
It's called Vegas.
