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Can see England losing then #Brexit getting spammed all over this board 2bh
2nd for gambling simply not profitable. Plumbing industry the way to go.
>>69000645
delete this
The battle hardned, winter surviving mad bastards from Iceland vs the pampered retards of England
Seriously, Harry Kane has the IQ of a washing machine
u1.5 meme betters BTFO
JUST CAN NOT STOP LOSING
Great Britain's Brave England
NEED A PROXY NOW NEED A PROXY NOW NEED A PROXY NOW NEED A PROXY NOW NEED A PROXY NOW NEED A PROXY NOW NEED A PROXY NOW NEED A PROXY NOW NEED A PROXY NOW NEED A PROXY NOW NEED A PROXY NOW NEED A PROXY NOW
COCKSUCKING BRITFAGS WITH MUH VALUE. BREXIT
Is Joe Hart the worst goalkeeper in the history of football?
Killing myself and I hope Hart does, too.
Surely over 4.5 goals
Overs?
>>69000695
What did I tell you?
>English goalkeeping
My poor sides. I was laughing at anyone who thought this match would be a cakewalk for England.
tfw cheeky fiver on iceland
bookies btfo twice today Italy and now this.
hart on a windup?
Can't believe people believe that hart is a good keeper
Can you brits explain why Hart is still a starter? Seems like every other goal England concede is at least 60% Hart's fault.
At least it's a funny loss and not a painful one on penalties I guess
Is O4.5 THE bet? Will the goals continue?
Surely Hodgson has to go
ah love ice lahnd
>>69001584
Literally can't
CANNOT believe people entrusted their money to England.
I'm actually Welsh btw lids.
iceland dnb SURELY a bet at 2.2
>Could have cashed out my acca for 90+% of the profit
zzzzzzz
>>69001584
because woy fancies him
if England go out here I would take a hell of a lot of comfort from Glenn Hoddle's nation having lost, even though they're mine as well.
>>69000645
>>69000645
Should trust my gut feeling more.
>>69002006
Can not lose to vikings mate.
Who /sweat/ here
should I cash out?
down in the slums
You've taken it too far with the /bet/ magic. The pendulum will swing back and it will not be pretty.
SHAKING at the shitposting that will follow if Iceland hold
>>69002587
Leaving /sp/ for a few weeks if we don't win ffs
>>69002587
#Brexit
poor WOY
England are a completely shocking team.
>>69002975
Deserves every bit of it the fucking owl
Iceland shooting from anywhere now they know how shit Joe Fart really is
We'd LITERALLY be 3-0 up right now if Redknapp was manager.
>>69000358
Reminder to Brexiters that you voted for this
England so embarrassing, can not stop cringing
Will this go down as the most embarrassing defeat in our history?
>>69003688
7-1
>>69003688
Yes. Can't think of a more humiliating defeat
>>69003872
>our history
>our
>we
>>69003688
>Iceland has a smaller population than Wakefield
Yes I think so..
Wish I could get my proxy to work
utter
ABSOLUTELY no way England don't qualify
Which club was it who sacked a manager at half-time once? Perfectly reasonable decision to do so here imo.
>>69003918
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungary_7%E2%80%931_England_(1954_association_football_friendly)
Surely Vardy comes on? Would also bring on Stones.
Horrible. Absolutely horrible.
Polish neighbour celebrating like we voted remain ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>mfw iceland to qualify @ 4,75
IMAGINE losing to a nation that has a population of 300,000 in the sport you invented.
>England going out
>leaving the EU
>Blairite coup against Corbyn
What a horrible week.
>>69004467
bialy czerwony
>>69004512
tfw put a cheeky fiver on iceland win for about 9.5
#brexit is imminent.
>>69004154
Literally a mainstream special.
Lose this match and I'm gonna murder 2 of my neighbours pets. Either the cat or the parrot. Successfully got rid of the dog.
England equalize but fail to win within reg. time, bookies make gazillions again, England wins in ET, fans pretend their teams horrendous performance never happened (and I'm DAC again).
>English goalkeeping
The meme that keeps on giving
>tfw it's not a bad thing we lost Iceland anymore
h-haha
>>69004766
Get rid of yourself next imo; you don't need to live
>>69004939
Meet me in Ypres and we'll see if your so mouthy
>>69004931
tfw some english dude made fun of us at a party for losing to iceland kept singing football is coming home when he was drunk. can't wait to meet him again
>tipped 2/1
>funny as fuck if England go out
Guarantee this ends in a draw and England fluke through though
>>69005047
>your
Thicko as well as a dullard pmsl, kys please.
Guys do I cash them or just let it roll? Not much of a stake desu and would love this to win
>>69005185
You've literally just said I'm stupid as well as stupid. Chin up son.
>>69004515
I thought the spaghetti people invented foot ball
pmsl
>>69005299
Not him but dullard can be used to describe boring/stupid
>>69005263
Do not cash out
>>69005299
>he can't tell the difference between dull and thick
wheelchair coming on lids
England is free money
>>69005465
Om jag vinner båda swishar jag dig pengar för en låda piggelin (from phone, cba writing the trip)
>>69005564
>Lose a few tips, suddenly you know my personality
Zzzzzzzz
>>69005299
Please have sex. I hope this is just another example of your dire patter.
England are shocking
>>69005263
Dunno how much SEK is worth but it looks like you're making a tidy profit so far. Dump it and place a value bet on something else like Wayne Rooney getting sent off.
>>69005625
Tack mann1
Was going to take out a payday loan and put it all on England to win, thank god they rejected my application.
I'm still poor, but at least I'm not in debt. What does it take Bet365 years to pay out? Requested a cash out last Tuesday.
>>69005666
the only thing I know about your personality is your limited vocabulary, but please continue to think I followed even one of your tips
>>69005335
15% overweight? That's nuts.
>>69005703
1 CAD is about 6 SEK, ballpark
>>69005703
>>69005873
6 fiddy
>>69005800
>betting against the meme magik
>>69005851
15% is not that much, considering you count as overweight above 25 bmi I think
>>69005925
>Faroe Islands
So... A brit under a proxy?
>>69005967
>tfw never been over 20 bmi
I wish I could perform as shite as Woy and still keep my job
>>69005967
BMI is pretty useless if you
a) have lifted for a day in your life
b) are above 6'3 or below 5'7
another Iceland goal would be sweet
How is it England is such a terrible team? How? Every single tournament. Even if they squeak through here, they'll still be an atrocious team but want to be talked about in the same light as Germany and Italy.
>>69006475
Tbf constantly going out on pens make it seem worse than it is
Really hope Hodgson gets offered a new contract after this.
The Kane meme has been uncovered this Euros
Vardy pls come on
>>69006475
because the stubborn owl cunt woy has absolutely no idea how to make best use of a squad.
>>69006619
Give me your Icelandic proxy.
>>69006605
Your squads watching at home pal
>>69006771
meant for
>>69006605
NEED a job
>>69006619
The [overrated English player of the season before a major tournament] meme has been uncovered [in the major tournament]
Komdu á Íslandi! 2-1 !!!!!
>>69006945
Enjoying your first Euros lid?
Tfw you win both euro games but still negative because of tennis tipster. Going to tsil you for another round, any juicy bets?
WOY IS SHAKING
>>69006800
After failing to qualify from a group with Germany and Poland. Shocking stuff.
>>69006895
No.
>>68996049
>>68999283
>Gypsies in charge of value
>>69006899
what sector?
>>69007183
https://youtu.be/9IYpFHRU5pU
>>69007256
shelf stacking
>>69006899
Just start asking money for tips and make a fortune losing every bet.
>>69007256
Chin testing
>>69007017
Enjoying my fifth time watching England at a major tournament.
>>69007662
any improvements since the world cup in 06?
>>69001906
>>69001906
>>69001906
>>69001906
this was bet of the tournament
WAZZAROO WAZZAROO WAZZAROO
>>69007713
Nothing has changed since WC '98
>>69007754
I bet both teams to score & iceland to win at 29
>>69007371
horrible choice desu
landscaping or transportation is where the money's at, also loads of spare time to bet when it rains and when you're stuck in traffic
>>69007970
I'm not sure if it's because I'm older and understand football more but I'd say we're far worse.
None of the players playing today would've got in pic related
>>69008299
>inb4 Rooney
>>69008299
90 was the best england squad I've "seen".
Ive got $25 on Iceland with 9-1 odds (in canuk dollars)
think of the winnings.....
>>69008299
>David James
Yeah Hart fucked up tonight but I'd still rather have him or Forster
need Woy and the whole england squad to regain their confidence
Will kill my dog now, I am holding a knife on the dog's neck, my wife's son is screaming, I'll do him next
fun fact, as of right now iceland are the ONLY team to have never lost a game in a major tournament..........
>>69008299
>Sol Campbell
What an absolute rock this fella was.
https://twitter.com/dannyswfc/status/747524044946345985
IMAGINE putting your hard earned government benefits on England wagging out a result in a major tourney.
Hoping this doesn't go to extra time so I don't miss Love Island desu
>>69008882
WOY WOY WOY
>>69008432
literally hundreds of coffees at tims
>>69008716
Great player, horribly entitled stupid cunt in his post-playing career/life
>This was 6 years ago:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRFerImV2zw
Not much has changed since then.
Come on Iceland! It was just a meme bet, but fucking come on!
Can not wait for all the aftertiming
How many weeks until this is forgotten and I can come back to /sp/?
>>69009232
no way they were offering 500/1 on that. if it was 4-1 to iceland maybe
>>69009232
>in the last 8
Can only imagine the sinking feeling when you realise what a mong you are
>>69009285
just get a proxy like me
feels like im in a safe space
>Harry Kane 36 goals in the EPL
>>69009232
>the first one
Impressed
>>69009524
He bet on 13th of june
That's some nostradamus shit
>>69009232
pmsl you just jinxed it
>>69009537
Wish I knew how pal.
>>69009232
>>69009529
CRYING
>>69009232
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AND THEY SAY AMERICANS ARE CLUELESS
>>69009524
Odds should be so so much higher considering he placed it 2 weeks ago
>>69009637
just noticed...this is the last 16, not the last 8
>>69009529
You do know this match is referred to as the last 8 right?
Wish Kane would fuck off
>HARRY KANE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69009778
oh shit, just let me edit that again
>>69009967
nibs etc
>>69009967
zzzzzzzzz now I know this is just nibs
In a very dark place.
this can't be happening
>You will never be this clueless
feels good man
I WANTED TO GO SMALL ON ICELAND
3 floor drop should be enough. See you on the other side lids.
>rashford
>crowd laughter intensifies
SCENES
C
E
N
E
S
What does the England team do during training sessions?
>Muh Kane
>Muh Vardy
HAHAHAHA DOWN INSANE
Special thanks to Hart
Shaking thinking of the memes that will come of this
PMSL /BET/ IS BRITFREE FOR ATLEAST THE NEXT MONTH
ANOTHER VICTORY FOR THE EUROPEAN FREE TRADE ASSOCIATION
BOOKIES GETTING BTFO
B R E X I T
R
E
X
I
T
>>69005263
WHERE IS MY SWEDEBRO AT
Well look at the good side. You finally got rid of Woy
Not looking at the front page.
>>69011086
>BRITFREE
As a Scot this is fucking hilarious. I'm going nowhere
>>69011366
>He thinks this was a bad result for the bookies
All sorts of slugs were thinking England were value for some bizarre reason
Can always count on you England.
Thanks :^)
In a very very dark place. Not sure if I'll ever make it out of this. County Durham. Look for it in the news.
Belgium-Iceland finals
Scotland-Iceland Union when?
>>69012182
PLEASE don't leave us
>>69011086
As if you think half of us want England to win, I missed the replays texting 'HAHAHAHAHA' to all me mates
Thread's gone quiet.
Concerned about my English brothers.
heads gone, eyes red, gums swelling and receding. already declared all future bets as losses because all I see is a future of dismay. think that the wife's son is asking me what's wrong, but I can't see him because my eyes are wet and bleary and bloodshot, and I cant hear him because my ears are completely gone. taking the dog for a long long walk. not sure if I'll ever be back.
>be first on unders
>then on overs
AHAHHAAHHA JUST KEK MY SHIT UP FÄM
Desperately trying to find a bet to chase with.
Today is the day I made money betting on Island vs England.
>you are not from Island
Goddamn I wish I could be there for the party
Why even live with this shame
>>69012391
Devilish
Iceland is legendary, those guys are heroes
Horror. This is the last straw.
>>69012986
Missed the 1-1 part of the match, but got on the iceland band wagon. Went ok.
The Scousers told us The Sun lied and they told us Roy Hodgson was a fucking fraud. Two out of two.
>But yeah we win it.
Quick reminder we're living in a computer simulation.
>>69013879
Must be a Goff post
>>69014016
You're talking BIG sense pal.
>>69014016
Go away Elon
they always manage to find a way to disappoint more than the time before
The good jolly English lads will get their revenge in Russia pmsl
>>69014608
Talking BIG BIG sense. Thought Brazil was the lowest of lows.
>>69013879
We did lad, how Woy managed to get the England job after his shit show for us is a mystery. He fucking signed Paul Konchesky hahahahaha.
Least he's fucked off.
Joe Hart that fucking dandruff nonce, no fucking clue why Kane was taking free kicks and that fucking corner
Me on suicide watch, going to have to work so many hours to get this back
Feel pity for the next English manager. Worst job on the planet.
>>69015669
No.... they just pick fucking retards every single time.
>>69015669
NEED arry Woy is a complete fucking moron
>>69015753
Doesn't the media put massive pressure on the manager to pick the latest meme of the month?
>>69015753
if you smell shit everywhere, look under your shoe.
That apprenticeship advert was diversity the movie
Gareth Southgate is the bookies favourites to get the England job kek
>>69016354
so SO obvious
You now remember the time when Andy Carroll was England's first choice striker all cause he knocked in some tap-ins in the league.
>2 years later nowhere to be seen, meme Hurricane lads gonna have a good tourney innit?
>The co-ordination of a newborn gazelle
/bet/ has more characters than England tbqh
Wales - Belgium
Both teams to score and Belgium to win
Over 2,5 goals
Who is with me?
>>69016782
Juve has more bottle than those lads
>>69016608
One of the best target men in the world on his day desu
Just went looking for scores in the Swedish division 3, anyone else feel bad for little teams and want them to do well? They're like little families.
>>69017747
Quite a sweet post this
>>69018037
Any bets la
MLB tips for tonight?
>>69018718
cubs - as many as you can get
Can't stop scratching my head
wait?
England lost to fucking ICELAND
KEKKKKKKKK
HOLY FUCK MY SIDES
HOLY FUCKING KKEEEEEEKKKKKK
WHAT THE FUCK LMAO
HOW BAD CAN THEY FUCKING BEEEEEEEE
>>69018840
Okay. What about a double with Giants?
>>69017017
What are the odds?
>>69019130
4.6
2.4
v disturbing scenes in BB tonight
>>69019268
Wales are likely to get a goal with Bale, Ramsey and Allen. I'd say 4.6 is an underestimation of the likelihood of the event. Especially when you consider the odds for O2,5 are 2.4. If there are more than 2,5 goals scored the most likely outcomes are:
1. Bel-2 Wal-1
2. Bel-2 Wal-2
.
.
.
.
3. Wal-2 Bel-1.
>>69018515
For me to have a nervous breakdown at the dinner table when I finally get home from the pub for supper @1.05
>>69020152
After betting on remain at 1.15 and remain percentage over 55 think I'll refrain
I-it didn't come home, /bet/, what the fuck happened?
Got some absolute worldies lined up for tomorrow.
Goff's missus is quite nice actually. Not saying great but better than you would expect Goffy would be able to pull.
>>69021979
NEED pics
>>69022016
https://twitter.com/VickySpicer
>>69022036
>Love racing, rugby and tennis.
>rugby
Sure pal?
>>69022036
ooh la la
>>69021979
Agreed, he's done well
>>69022120
Do you mean am I sure they're going out or am I sure he has done well there?
Cos yeah I'd have to knock some points off for those interests but would still say Goffy punching above his weight
>>69021979
Have had better girls on nights out. Bit on the chubby side but she'll suffice.
SO SO much comedy gold tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm3EMbSsaPc
>>69022471
pmsl
>>69022471
agree
https://vine.co/v/5uPO9QlWeAY
Atletico GO SW tbqh
>>69023414
I agree, but do you have any idea why the odds went up so much?
>>69023638
Seemed like early pixel punters to me
>>69022471
Can't stop giggling
Won't stop giggling
https://streamable.com/ru29
Wow. Woke being SO UP.
Iceland +1 handicap so GOOD
>>69023638
State of these corners though... Rooney world cup tier
Jackpot 24/7 on ITV seems EXTREMELY degenerate.
>>69023740
Wish you would go back to bed.
Singapore worst flag by far.
>>69023414
Got on just before the goal, is right
>>69024312
Out of curiosity, what kind of odds did you get?
>>69024259
I wasn't even expecting Iceland to win. At most a draw, you only have your NT to blame for being so shit. No amount of /bet/ magic can change that.
>>69024335
I got 2.62, that was around 32 minutes in I think
Much better tips for tomorrow. Should be a good one.
CL and EL qualifying tomorrow hmmm
>>69024453
Can you recommend 2 games I can bet as a double?
>>69024340
I'm Welsh, just not a fan of your gib la.
It's not personal, (well it is), your posts are just dull and you don't contribute with shrewd tips even with your edge from in Singaporean sports
>>69024380
Interesting. Got 2.45 around the 15th, so seems reasonable
>>69024482
Brutal
>>69024453
>>69021931
Are you really this desperate for attention?
>>69024453
On all of them
>>69024568
Alright buddy. You have a trip but never post tips
>>69024727
kukushkin & isner double y/n?
>>69024748
Yes. Was going to tip Kukushkin but odds too low.
>>69024489
Some decent odds in the hue leagues, any thoughts on the OKC energy game?
Why are the odds for Poland so high?
I get Portugal are probably slight favourites because of their meme players, but Poland above 4 seems mispriced?
Haven't seen the line up St Louis have out but OKC look very strong today.
Arguably better than the squad they had out the other day when they beat them 3-1.
>that strike
Oh my
>>69024788
That's euans territory, not mine
>>69024853
FFS, didn't realise the game had started. Was waiting for the stream but it never came on
>>69024727
I'm only using the trip to highlight the pointlessness of these new tripfags. Often post tips as anon
If it was you talking about laying Djokovic, his match against Mannarino might be the one
PMSL at this commentary 'THERE ARE FEW THINGS BIGGER THAN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA'
>>69024482
My bookie doesn't offer odds for Singapore sports so I forgo it completely
>>69024837
TSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>69024926
o4.5 worth it? Missed out on o3.5
>>69024972
It was me. I meant laying him as overall winner. But good shout.
>>69009232
>forgot to edit Belgium Request-A-Bet specials in the first one
>>69024837
expected number of goals in game is low because of knockouts
also Poland were out on their feet from like 70min onwards the other night
also TSUUUUU
>>69024837
I put in a bet on italy for the exact same reason. however, i am not confidant Poland can beat Portugal.
In the Swiss x Poland game, Poland made a lot of passing errors, they had no flow on the attack and their defense wasn't spectacular.
I think its the end for Poland's run today.
>>69025010
Just about to post to take the 1st half handi pmsl
Romania, what's up with 10/10 stakes on 11+ odds
>>69024913
>That's euans territory, not mine
Unless you have also gone paid I think you can feel free to take up the mantle
>>69025096
Euan only used to tip USL Pro iirc
Yep Lucas Cordeiro is smashing it. Has had a few appearances and goals in the MLS but he's making mince out of this St Louis side.
I'm taking -1 FT Asian if it gets there.
Reminder waiting on handicaps to drop with time is a physiological barrier and is -EV.
>>69025195
Already banged HT and FT handi but yeah might top up if it gets there
tfw i have been /bet/ free for almost a year now but i still get to urge to gamble.
tfw i make 3 times what i use to make when i was a gambling addict
tfw i miss my cheeky fiver parlays that paid for my car
should i come back to the dark side? i go out when i was WAYYYY ahead but i miss the thrill of gambling.
>>69025195
Going the other way lid
>>69025236
Yeah got on -0.75 after the 1 minute goal. My thinkpad is on the blink and didn't play the stream for some reason, should've got a macbook ffs
>CL qualifiers begin today
Oh fug I though I had a few weeks yet, absolutely hype
Morning lids, had a great sleep
>>69025317
>should've got a macbook
I can barely deal with you spending £50 on a haircut, don't be saying that shit
FUCKING ACE LADS I WAS ABLE TO CASH OUT THAT £3K EVEN THOUGH I LIVE IN THE UK FROM PINNACLE. SENT MY REAL ID AND ADDRESS PROOF. THEY JUST SAID WITHDRAW UR MONEY UR BARRED. TOO HAPPY RIGHT NOW LADS
>>69025512
Congrats, you lucky fuck
>>69025512
Bold move. Other firms wouldn't of been so flexible
okc concede as soon as I place my bet zzz so tired of this.
>>69025349
With how thick and unruly my hair is, I NEED a 50 quid haircut.
>>69025512
I remember seeing your posts and thinking 'he's fucked'. Pinnacle are fucking saints for that.
>>69025512
NICE!
>>69025512
Happy for you lid
>>69025512
And yeah happy for you lid.
But why didn't you save yourself the aggro and use a broker in the first place?
>>69025512
Lucky
>>69025512
good to hear
>>69025512
Outrageous luck desu
>>69025666
>>69025663
>>69025617
>>69025593
>>69025570
>>69025552
>>69025748
Money just came through now. Over the moon. which bookies next lads? didn't use a broker because I'm a noob at betting
gonnna play some overwatch, message me if the bet comes in hass
>>69025811
Bet365 and Betfair are the only 2 you really need to begin betting with
>>69025512
>>69025811
What happened here?
pmsl at this AR in the Atletico GO game. Someone must've told him at halftime that he missed that offside call against Criciuma in the first half, cause he's doing as much as he can to make up for it
>>69025847
What you on lid?
Only on -0.75 1st half from 1-0 up myself which looks good. -1 never came and St Louis scored from a free kick
>>69023414
Simply wins.
I just wanted you guys to know I'm jerking off to this thread
>>69025944
Big Al pls go
>>69025944
You are now thinking about your mother.
And your father.
And now your mum and dad together.
Banging.
And now your Grandmother is joining in.
How are you doing now?
>>69025863
I bet on pinnacle via proxy even though i live in the UK. I go up 3 grand and try to withdraw it but i am asked for proof of residency. i send in proof that i live in the uk and they send me back the picture attached. I shit my guts out when i thought i had lost 3k. this eases the blow of englad going out.
>>69026042
Why did you sign up with them in the first place?
>>69026093
best odds in the game m8
>Now down to 7th in the competition thanks to two chucklefucks landing the C:S in the England - Iceland game
Why even bother. Might just have to result to posting decent tips and getting my yield up so I can finally go paid.
>>69025914
oh wasn't even watching/just judging by thread, 1st half asians came in noice
>>69026123
I have no idea why everyones tactic was not to just shoot for ridiculous correct scores or similar massive long shots when it was incredibly obvious that some cunt would hit the lottery and win it that way.
>>69026123
>more private picks being counted
NEED Big_Al to sort it out desu
>>69025512
congrats liddo
>>69026181
we were trying to respect the integrity of the competition lid
>>69026676
>Respecting the integirty of the competition and consigning yourself to defeat
Are you sure you belong here?
Would enjoy another OKC goal desu
>>69015648
Don't worry
>>69026833
wont happen, I was too late on them in the first half. And need another goal here zzz
>>69027173
pmsl hit the post from literally 1 yard out. zzz CANNOT win a bet
>>69027210
How do you do it
>>69024482
Singapore lad is fine
>>69027931
Seems quite snarky sometimes and doesn't really add anything. At least there are some decent American posters.
>>69027971
Please stop bullying me cause I am one of the two anons who post here and it is use to pick us up due to our flags.
>>69028011
Sorry mate, I feel bad now, I was only pulling your leg.
>>69028011
Don't actually think you're a dullard, just a bit frustrated that foreign flags who you'd think would have a slight edge over the bookies, only really bet on mainstream shit.
But then again, I'm not exactly an English League 2 shrewdie
>>69024913
>euan's territory
>has been wrong about every US bet so far
Are we forgetting that he said over 3.5 had NO chance in the Chicago game?
Like Joe Hart, my head's gone off my shoulders. Lost half of today's winnings on tennis punting. CANNOT believe it.
u11.5 in the Colorado game @2.25, only because I'm on the overs and I know my overs bet is going to lose
Don't know anything about MLB. How fucked am I when I have Giants as my last remaining leg in an acca?
>>69028731
5 runs is a decent amount to come back from, but they have lots of time to do it
>>69028700
ITS TACO TIME
In what world is Albirex Niigata -1 anything but a refund tomorrow?
>>69028862
:3
>>69027861
I have no fucin idea, I wish I would have bet 2 dolars instead of 20 cents
>>69028899
Sup bro
Any mlb tips.?
>>69029120
Not tonight. Haven't looked at tomorrow yet
>Tfw no gf to spend profits with
>>69029454
She would just moan about how long you spent researching the Philippines league
for Tomorrows MLB I have some tips in mind. Please give some criticism if its shit.
Marlins ML
Rangers ML
Rangers U 8.5
blue Jays O.8.5
>>69024453
2 down 8 to go in your accy
feel like skugor could be an upset.
tfw miss uni so SO much
wageslaving HORRIFIC
>>69032050
Talking big big sense here pal
>>69032050
just got back from work.
still SHAKING at how horrible it was.
don't EVER end up working an office job, it's beyong tez.
>>69032308
Middle management is jokes mate, especially for me working 4 (days) on 4 off @ one of the big banks that just had half its value wiped out. Also our office is less than 1 year old and cost 16£Mio. Could be worse.
>>69032308
does an engineering job count
>>69032319
yeah I'm in a similar boat, just having a laugh.
would rather be doing anything else though.
>>69032331
depends which Eng I guess and if you enjoy it.
a bird I used to see years ago is now a qualified chemical engineer and loves it. got 6 figures straight out of uni too.
>>69032353
did she do masters? sounds similar to what i want to do
>>69032377
doing her masters part time while working.
recommend getting into the placement programs with the big companies asap and work on postgrad later.
>>69032406
that happens during 3 or 4th undergrad? just started this year
>>69032406
also this is coming from some bloke that dropped out of uni and only shagged some bird for a while that said this was the way to go.
so take it as you will.
>>69031590
Should be fine. No sweaty matches hopefully.
>>69032454
3rd year undergrad I believe you can start.
Look that shit up bro and keep your grades up.
If you actually like that shit you'll make it work - I believe in you.
Wageslave life so so bad
Started using anti-perspirant again so I can get cancer and stop wageslaving tbqh.
>>69032484
spoon feed me
>>69032529
fucking Ameribets.
SEETHING that he posted that shit about antiperspirants.
>>69032470
thanks man. Love ya
>>69032543
he has a tip @ 6.5 on TT, worth a cheeky tenner imo
>>69032543
2 down 8 to go lid. Isner is @1.53 to beat Baghdatis. He leads the head to head 6-0. Handicap on Serena. Donald young @1.9 is good value.
>>69032529
Good idea lid. Need cancer in the next few days.
>>69032484
oi, feeling good for the tips tonight? exciting stuff.
are there any hotties at your work?
>>69032587
Would bankroll Isner. He will definitely beat Baghdatis. Med on Donald young. Tiny on a banter tip @6.5. Johnson/Querrey doubles looks good too @evens. Also the acca should come in.
Just 1 paki girl whose off today. Think she wants the D very much.
>>69032611
>Paki
She has to leave soon
>>69032611
Good stuff. Love the banter tip. You really think i should put my entire bankroll in the isner
>>69032650
Would put at least marge. Not sure what the odds of a tie break are but that too.
Kyrgios to win in straights is also looking good.
>>69032575
>>69032573
thanks lads
TennisTipster STILL hasn't got a staking plan in his bio pml
>>69032766
You around in West London mate? Would LOVE to see if your chin can take a few.
>>69032308
>when your block blocks out all gambling websites out work
absolutely tez having to do it on my phone
>>69032931
THIS SO MUCH
sometimes I don't even want to visit a bookie site I just want to check oddsportal or something and it's blocked.
fuck offffffff.
>>69032931
>Nothing blocked at work
>Use phone most of the time
>Getting paid to go on my phone
>>69032681
I'm worried about Isner though, you never know with that damn Baghdatis fella
how are you feeling about your tips tennistipster?
>>69032979
If Isner doesn't win I'll never post with a trip again. Isners serve will see us through.
>>69032986
Pretty good today lid. All solid bets. Tried too hard to look for high odds yesterday. Back to basics today.
>>69032979
Isner will win, 100%.
>>69032979
should i refund my bankroll bet? i trust tennis tipster but so many people are saying what u said.
>>69033009
>>69032999
nvm my post then.
trips confirm it
>>69033014
when so many people on here are on the exact same bet it's destined to fuck up.
>See Fraudanon
>>69033014
Just to reassure you a little. Isner has played on this court before and won a 5th set tie break 68-70. It took a few days to finish.
>>69033089
>won a 5th set tie break 68-70
Did the wimbledon tour 2 years ago, absolutely DIRE to see how many times it comes up.
Still trying to erase that shambolic England performance from my memory.
>>69033059
this is my biggest bet so far so i am a bit tense. is fraud anon still around?
>>69033089
ultimately its my decision and ill tail you. if you are sure enough to offer your trip, its good enough for me. lets earn some money
>>69033211
Good luck to us lid. Hope I don't let you down.
>>69033191
You're not the only one m8, i didn't even have money on it
>>69033211
>>69033275
I feel as though this can only end bad
>tfw put a bet on Iceland as soon as the match was announced
Who here DEVILISH?
>>69033434
>didn't back Iceland SW when they went down a goal.
why even live?
>>69033463
they were down for 38 seconds lid, you had to be fast
>>69033566
Englel were statistically a better team than Iceland for 40seconds
Getting a pizza delivered from the ole pizza shop for dinner tonight lids, put my name down as tennis tipster.
>>69033594
V v strange post this.
>>69033757
Boss just asked why I was sweating. Showed him this post.
Manchester United vs Bournemouth
United @1.8? Is this a joke? need a Wonga loan QUICK
Vietnamese Div 2 model showing promise
Still too early to determine if it's >muh variance but I'll keep you lids posted.
>>69033319
you're making me worried.
>>69033847
>Mainstream
>>69033847
which bookies is even offering lines this early? it's not till august right?
i'm an addict so only bet inplay or just before kickoff so I can see my bet come in faster.
outrageous my match for yesterday is postponed till tmz, fuming might actually get live help up and ask them to bring the match forward to today.
>>69033933
>Model
>System
Things that never work.
>>69033933
>He doesn't bet on instinct and the form guide
Rough times ahead buddy
guy who delivered my pizza looked like Hass tbqh
i trust tennis tipster but i want to be as sure as God made Adam and Eve
>>69034187
You have pakis in aus too?
Is there anywhere we can escape them?
I heard Ireland is pretty low in non whiteys. The girls are qts as well and last one I fucked was wild in bed, she refused to take the pill and mainly just gave me long ass blowies though. But still, that voice and solid appearance.
I heard some parts can be rough and shitty and I guess I'd have to start betting on gaelic football and what not.
>>69034221
I think pakis/Indians exist anywhere cricket exists tbqh
>>69034244
That makes a lot of sense. I don't mind indians too much tbf, like the sikh ones. Pakis though.
>>69032046
could be
I've learned to stay away from ben wa pear though
cunt is way too inconsistent,\
>>69034221
Australia is a well blended pot of races, but some refuse to mix. They float like oil on top of the stew. Immigration, economically speaking, is pretty vital for low growth countries but my unwavering opinion is that we have to be selective of who comes in and ensure they assimilate into Australia. Without this, no country can remain prosperous. I think one of the causes of Brexit is uncontrolled immigration.
Why should muslims be free to preach Sharia law and talk openly about Jihad in the streets of London while the White working class are accused of racism because they dont want people who dont assimilate?
UKIP channeled that power into something potent, and the working class and other people who have become a minority in their own nations finally spoke out.
Also, should i go ahead with the isner bet
>>69034294
I agree with all those points. Assimilate or leave. Yeah you can bring your own shit like curry and music, but if you don't align your morales/values with ours then you don't belong in our country. Unfortunately hitler fucked it for everyone by going to far and causing a big backlash against those kind of views.
I've got the dustin stream up on 365, going to back him @2 when he loses a game or maybe even a set. Hoping. Can't find a real stream though, anyone know if it's on a tv channel? I don't have a telly at the moment as I'm moving house.
Down and v v concerned. Looking at the terrible skedge I might even have to chase with tennis bets.
>>69034294
I'm on Isner, but I haven't won a bet in quite some time.
>>69034221
Depends where abouts in Ireland.
If you work for an IT company you will be drowned in Indians.
Every day our fucking office stinks with their sweat (they dont use deoderant)
>>69034294
Isner 3-0 large lid
>>69034330
They're actually the largest growing market for deodorant. So there's some hope. I work marketing for a valve company. (Not joking)
>>69034337
Seems like a good bet. Might place inplay though after I've seen the first game.
>>69034326
euros have been nuts. after the group stages ive only been putting small bets on underdogs like Italy. Only Wales seems to be serious and passionate.
the Copa finals was horrendous.One of the worst soccer matches I have ever seen. No width, only messi trying to 1v5.
chile was very good
>>69034289
>Betting on Paire/Wawrinka ever
Boss asked if I've got Parkinsons with the way I'm shaking.
>>69034337
No not 3-0. Just to win.
>>69034337
>>69034326
good to see that theres more people i can morn with after this is over
Gonna have a nap lids as I ate too much food
Keep an eye on dusan v dustin lids.
Dustin will win but he's slipping, just been broken. If odds even hit 1.7 i'm on.
>>69034405
aye will do
>>69034382
grand slam stan is an ok in my books
i think paire may have peaked last year form wise.
>>69034405
the only bet to make is is o3.5
imo rasta predator is highly overrated
Wimbledon is so... regal.
>>69034471
Just so shocking how he can go from the highest of highs to the lowest of lows within 1 month.
I'm going to put a cheeky fiver on montanes
>>69034487
Paire, Stanimal or both?
Would love to meet the dangers who have offered up the gifts on Flora -1 and Alashkert SW pmsl
what's the bet lids ?
>>69034523
Don't know, but NEED one like AIR
>>69034487
brb
going for a walk down to my local tab to throw some money away
tyvm for reading blog
>>69034523
isner all in...hehe
>>69034518
Stan the man lid
>>69034538
V v strange
LGTSS
>Me
>Cum slurping faggot
Pick both.
>>69025811
Use a broker of you want Pinny. Why would a noob pick them in the first place?
KYRGIOOOOOS
I have 100 quid on dustin to win set one. Only got it @2 as well.
How fucked am I?
>>69034538
oi fuck off stay,dont burn your money
>>69032771
>West London
where abouts you little shit
>>69025512
Well done mate, very happy for you.
Be more careful in the future pal.
>>69034187
>guy who delivered my pizza looked like Hass tbqh
Lucky guy desu
>>69034571
poor lad
Like to think tennistipster has an 8 monitor setup with 7 Wimbledon games up.
>>69034609
I've addict chased dusan @3 to win with another 100. All profit from the games yesterday, luckily I was out during the england game so couldn't lose money on it.
But hope it comes in. If it doesn't I'm gonna leave tennis and stick to footy. Never seem to win on tennis bets.
Wish I had worked on a cross-league model rather than a fucking Kolmonen one. All these qualifiers and friendlies would be great.
>>69034648
How come you don't tip so much these days Euan?
Have you lost your nerve? Hope everything is ok at home.
>>69034633
>Dusan
And I thought the bet was Dustin once the odds are big enough
>>69034669
it was, that guy admitted he doesnt know anything about tennis.
>>69034587
Working in Uxbridge. Live in ealing lid. Where you at?
>>69034630
Or he's at work pushing sales.
>>69034633
its looking good
>>69034689
I don't think so, dustin seems to be able to turn up his play occasionally. I think it's going to be tight.
Legs starting to twitch a little bit tbqh senpai
>>69034663
Have you seen the skedge pal? I had one bet for the qualifiers but odds went too quickly to tip.
>That fall.
PMSL
Probs gonna get on pliskova if she drops the set, started slow and has had 7 break points since but unable to get one back. Anything about 2.2 and I'm on
>>69034730
his crying out to God. In his strange Czech way
>>69034726
Ah fair enough, tbf my j league shit has dried up as well. It's asif they don't want us to make money all year round.
KYRGIOS.
>>69034761
Got the 2.37 and she's back into 1.6 after early break, wonderful.
>>69034811
cant watch, he doing good?
>>69034726
What was it? Please tell me you aren't one of the pseudos on Lincoln and Santa Coloma +. There looked like a few decent bets on opening lines but shrewdies destroyed them the second SBO put lines up, might just go and get my forklift licence as betting is no longer profitable.
>>69034875
Just won set 1
>>69034880
Omonia SW
>>69034958
Yeah, that was one of the decent ones. Then again, John Carver is managing them pmsl
Very, very worried about the isner match. all my winnings on this match means nothing if isner looses
>>69034979
Probably the one i'm most worried about in the multi, Baghdatis hasn't been good for a very long time tho and has a bad recored against Isner
>>69034979
Not very comforting comments, I put on as much as I can afford to lose rn.
>>69034979
No idea why you're so worried. Grass is built for isner. Plus 6-0 h2h.
>Dustin
>>69035080
Isner's recent record looks DIRE
Anyone with a bwin account should be getting as much as you can on Moldova +24.5 in the basketball, mental price and out of line with other places now
what a mad man.
down insane
>>69034726
Euan, as an existing customer, do i still need to notify you when i've paid subscription?
>>69035207
am i limited or is this a meme post
>Dustin Brown, Kyrgios and Tsonga all on court right now
>have 2 BBC channels showing Wimbledon
>both are showing a pretty boring match between Gasquet and Bedene, the #2 ranked brit nobody has heard of or cares about
>>69034880
Lincoln +1.5 is a genuine good bet. Why is it pseudo?
>>69035247
It would be helpful and would make sure you dont get kicked by accident
Don't fuck this up pliskova
How is Dustin lookin? Can cash out my acca with him in with profit. He has me worried like crazy.
>>69035580
also on her, have a bad feeling
>>69035602
2-2 in sets now. Dustin making a lot of nice shots last set. I can cash out my single on him for profit but I reckon he'll win
>>69035352
can i buy you a pint at the union instead?
>>69035678
>drinking in the union
I'm not a first year on freshers week
kygios wtf. please win
>>69035723
He's a tie break king
>>69035749
what do you work as
>>69035627
She fucked it up
>>69035796
going massive on isner to chase
>>69035796
never trust hoes
>>69035749
FUCK ME hahahaha
Looking to piss away cash since today is payday. What is THE bet
>>69035749
Atleast he tried
Wtb on the shinpad sniffing beast Serena Williams?
Had the stream turned off and bet365 closed, couldn't take the tension. Thank god Dustin won. Not sure I could have taken another loss.
>>69035968
Everything you have on isner
>>69036018
For the extra thrill, I bought Isner at -1.5 handicap. Time to watch some tennis.
i have a feeling lopez is going to fuck me
>>69036086
That was a stupid move. ML is good, but I can see it going 3-2
>>69036128
Bookie doesn't offer ML because bookie is fucking retarded at tennis odds. I have only been placing TT's tips for handicaps anyway.
>>69036112
oh god that would be very, very bad
>no euro footy for 2 days
>suddenly /bet/ are all tennis experts
hmmm
Will France game and Belgium game have more than 2.5 goals?
>>69035352
are you the euan who just got btfo on twitter?
>>69036163
probably more tennis experts than football/soccer here t b h, so so many mugs on Spain & Englel
>>69036163
>no euro footy for 2 days
>everyone bets on tennis because they are gambling addicts
FTFY
What are your guys thoughts on Kukushkin? I'm on anyway, so it's too late at this point, just wondering if I made a grave mistake or if I'm going to be fine.
>>69036186
HAHAHAHAHA
>the lack of british flags ITT
who here /britinadisguise/
>>69036163
OR tennis experts came here because Wimbledon started.
>>69036159
>>69036207
Are you frustrated?
>>69035795
Holiday job at O2 lid. PLEASE come to our stores.
>>69036112
Least he's handsome
>>69035979
Handi. Always Serena handicaps.
Told the boss I was ill just so I can go home and watch this match.
>>69036219
Stop giving our beautiful flag a bad name, you britbong.
Will Tomic win?
How does Goff manage to go viral so often?
>>69036259
Yes. Three nill
>>69036235
sexually? jokes aside
im very scared rn because i put in my biggest bet yet on isnee
Fuck me, I regret everything
>>69036268
Because he talks big sense pal
>>69036183
Not that I'm aware of
>>69036269
Why?
ffs lopez, 3 break set points and fucked up
Lopez zzzzz
>>69036268
What's he done now?
Timea Babos -6 handicap.
Lopez zzzzz
nice shot, vamos Lopez
thank God, hate betting on spanish or french players.
As Judy Murray would say: DELICIANO LOPEZZZZZZ VAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
>>69036404
>He missed out on Nadal vs Federer odds zzzzz. Literally free money.
Kukushkin you beautiful bastard.
The most followed poster on /bet/ these days is literally a greasy sixth former with a three digit roll posting from his summer job pmsl
Utter state of this place
>>69036447
He goes to uni m8
>>69036447
seeing how today goes, then not following him, down just under a grand
>>69036447
JuveGuy with his $0.69 roll?
becker sneaky bet is over.
>>69036463
How on earth are you down? It was literally 35 good tips and 5 bad ones.
>>69036447
So so jealous
Deserve more credit for that Willis tip you pricks. He won in 3 as well.
Where's juve?
>>69036523
juveguy IS TennisTipster
Banned for a month.
>>69036519
didnt follow that one but good call m88888888
>>69036516
Yes, I'm jealous of someone who works in a phone shop for minimum wage during the summer holidays pmsl, such a strange little man.
>>69036587
Not sure what I've done to you but carry on
Feliciano up a break.
>>69036523
WITH ma fingers riotey!
>>69036639
fucking meme player
KUKUSHKIIIIN.
VERDASCOOOOO
am i the only one with random amounts appearing on my Betfair account?
>>69036683
Verdasco jumped from @2.65 to @1.90
>>69036723
>>69036723
>>69036723
New thread lads
>>69036552
What did he do?
