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MICHIGAN BUCKS
NEVER IN DOUBT
First for give me a fiver please
3rd for /outshagginmate/
>>69049702
Unis finished mate. No idea where you're shagging.
Such a PDL judge desu
>>69049645
>cousins
>plural
Was only one m8. Also it was a 2 pumps 1 squirt situation so it doesn't really count anyway
Absolutely sweating when my delivery driver turned out to be a qt
Don't ban me euan
Why is betting so gay, lmao
im on Ceara-se fh reback - theyre the better team
>>69049735
There are other women out there mate zzzzz
>>69049756
Such a character
>>69049761
Euan is MERCILESS, even grindrposting will incur his wrath
need wimbledon to return like air
>>69049756
Shaking at this.
>>69049778
>He doesn't just bang prime fresh uni slags zzzzzz
>>69049786
1 sleep and it's here lid.
>>69049777
11111111111
>>69049831
Scored just after staking. NOICE
>>69049854
got fh dnb @14 too
>>69049913
No, vaginas are disgusting lid, only lick my bf's penis here
Over 2.5 on the Salt Lake VS Seattle game, odds are still at 1.8
small on vasco da gama o2.5
Yes yes well done Derby City Rovers, well done. HOWEVER
>>69049913
Had to lick my cousins and it tasted SO SO bad. Genuinely almost put me off girls for life
>>69049950
Very very worried about you.
>>69049969
Will personally rearrange your incisors if it doesn't come in
>>69050039
I am genuinely shivering at this Juve. Will never lick pussy in my life. Allah forbid.
Nth for STILL waiting on membership fees
>>69050018
boom
>>69050063
No m8, I'll be able to walk if Isner loses.
>>69050255
Night lids
>>69050063
My bank roll is currently £200 a week, I'm so sure that I've put most of it on the game.
>>69050356
Please lend me a fiver
>>69050520
I don't like this meme
>>69050560
Please lend me a meme
>>69050568
All out of memes. Put it all on stocks betting on Brexit not happening.
>>69050568
puting a sheeky on Pereira
Is there a limit to how many tips you make on TT? I've won and lost quite a few, but my yield/profit hasn't changed in days
>>69050794
no, If one of your tips hasn't settled it will hold up the tips after it that have settled.
so yeah the stats don't change till everything has been settled
>>69050623
>tfw I was this > < close to putting $1k on a 3x short pound / long dollar ETF last week and I chickened out because that lady is kill and british people i meet don't seem that inbred but now george soros is getting all my profits
hold me /bet/
>there are people in this thread that listen to a trip that tips shit that loses at 1.16 odds
really makes you think
>>69050978
No one listens to him
>Pereira will never score in my lifetime
>>69051019
I'm talking about you
>>69051019
>>69051098
pmsl. Hass btfo
>>69051098
;_; b-but my marge tip won
overwatch patch taking SO LONG.
>>69051122
Don't @ me ever again Sun Gook Chan
>>69051147
>playing video games
You have to be 18 to gamble lid.
>>69051149
Don't be so salty. It is all fun and games here.
Tears only when you lose your bets, not your cool.
>>69051197
>Tears only when you lose your bets, not your cool.
Did you put that in a fortune cookie lad
Don't like the RSL/SEA over, especially not with those lineups. RSL 1st string SEA 2nd string without any firepower, will be defensive all the way through, and in a cup match.
But I hope for all your sakes im wrong
>>69051223
enough with the racism lad, this is a blue board
>>69051173
what else is their to do to past the time during the australian day when theres fuck all to bet on lid?
besides I'm improving my mouse ability so i can put bets on quicker :^)
>>69051223
Yeah. How else do I get money to piss away on shit bets?
>>69051252
Singapore lad knows I'm kidding lid, I'm sure he's kekking out loud
CANNOT wait till Hass is deported desu
Hass is a +Ev trip.
Posts decent bets and doesn't turn into a coward when we banter with eachother, He also doesn't hide like bitchanon when his tips don't come in.
>>69051353
Well, apart from when he hid after LEAVE won due to being so shred with his politics degree from a polytechnic.
>>69051397
PML
>>69051326
Got my green card you cheeky cunt
>>69051397
>degree from a polytechnic
You didn't go to uni did you lad?
Also please tell me more about how you knew Leave would win, need to know what you knew that people whose jobs and livelihood depend on analyses and predicting these things didn't.
Also when you samefag it would be a little less obvious if you didn't autopost exactly 1 minute after
>>69051283
I'm sure DutchAnon will be willing to undertake your services ;)
>>69051531
You know all about samefagiing, don't you mate? No need to cry about losing on a sure thing; all you had to do was look at the last general election and see the increase in votes that UKIP got and you'd see that there was an increase in EU resentment in the country. Let's also not forget that Cameron only got into power because he promised a referendum on the EU.
If that MP hadn't been killed and we didn't have so many liberals, LEAVE would have won by a landslide; which is why all the "shrewd" people put money on it.
>You didn't go to uni
You're mixing up Uni and polytechnic mate, your "degree" isn't worth the paper it's printed on :)
At least Juveguy is no longer the biggest retard in these threads
>>69051675
>he didn't get a degree in the 90s
No wonder you voted REMAIN
>>69051675
Tell her you're the same colour as shit so you can sympathise
>>69051675
You could say; 'Yeah you're pretty ugly, but at least you're not a paki... wtb?'
Alright lids
Whats THE bet for wimblydon tonight?
other than big john
>>69051664
>implying it isn't juveguy.
Got a working theory that Juveguy is behind a number of different /bet/ personalities.
>>69051675
Use /fit/ approved pick up lines
>>69051697
Wish you were at least funny, but no you're an insipid moron.
Filtered.
>>69051707
I'd prefer olive toned desu
>>69051276
Get a part time afternoon job mate. From 1pm- 6.30pm there is literally nothing to bet on around the world.
>>69051736
thats shit as then.
PMSL at how forced the clip of Lebron and Chris Paul saying that women were good at basketball was
>>69051697
Looks like your RSL o2.5 bet isn't happening senpai. Unless there is some blitz 2nd half.
>>69051838
Tad worried about it, but there's still 60 minutes of play left.
>>69051745
'Let's not turn this rape into a murder' is a classic
>>69051905
You jest but I have had it work on tinder before. Avoid the creepy ones.
Can't wait till /beet/ gets wind of my new TT profile tomorrow. Literally giggling here
bet on mariners to win. winning by 4 runs, then the tigers get 7 runs in one inning.
Thats why I love betting on baseball.
>>69051924
Creepy ones can work very well if you have a certain boyish charm about you I reckon. Going to be banned very soon, so before I go I would advise getting on FC Tucson, feel like the line has gone too low because of the slow start.
They have a good squad out, top scorers and assists
>>69051963
>o8.5 in the Dodger game
>8 runs in the first 5 innings
>0 since
Crying if there's not another run scored
>>69051988
Would wait for -0.75 though. Laguna are keeping pressure on,
>>69051805
Don't need the money lid.
>>69052018
i have only lost money in base ball, i actually havn't wont a bet in a long time. hopefully baltimore o.8.5 comes though
>>69052049
>overs in a Padres game
>overs in a Padres game at PETCO
Why though?
>>69052049
Also, what's with this post m8? >>69051963
Tigers didn't even play the Mariners, they played the Marlins
>>69052065
i thought it would be a high scoring game. probably going to take a break from betting after tennis tipster's bets come though
>>69051991
>Put in a cheeky mug bet for U4.5 runs yesterday
>First two innings both teams score 4 runs
>Sweating hard
>Other team scores 2 more runs
>Give up
>Check scores later
>They didn't score any runs for the rest of the game
GOTTA love luckswing.
>>69052100
replied to the wrong thread. yeah the marlins, i need a break
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsnQXghCpFg
Thread theme
>>69052112
San Diego is a pitchers park by definition though. Dimensions favor a low scoring game, plus the air there just absolutely kills the ball
>>69052138
Fair play
>>69052118
>u4.5 runs
>First two innings both teams score 4 runs
>Sweating hard
>Other team scores 2 more runs
What am I reading
>>69052175
ive been just tailing people, definitely need to stop betting on MLB, although i love watching
>>69052118
Isn't that a total of 10 runs?
Am I missing something here?
>>69052240
>>69052175
think be meant u.8.5
>>69051724
Lisicki and Ferrer
>>69052272
Even if it was u8.5, that adds up to 10
>>69051838
40 minutes for one more goal, as it's a draw I doubt Salt Lake won't get one more. They're playing at home and the last games have been 2-1, 3-1 and 2-1
>>69052272
Still over 8.5
>>69052240
>>69052272
>>69052382
No I meant I had U4.5 runs for the first 5 innings. They scored all their runs in the first 2 innings then never scored for the rest of the game.
>>69052407
Man you are shit at greentext
Need to fix that
>>69052372
It's on lads
hopefully theres 4 more runs in 4 innings
>>69051724
Haven't bet or posted tips in a while but Jankovic handicaps are a lock tomorrow
>>69052013
>Staked FC Tucson -0.75 as phone died, battery charges and see that they're 2-0 up
T-thanks
>>69052498
O's and Padres game?
Had over 4.5 1st half which cashed.
Waiting for over 8.5 to come in as well.
MLB bets for tomorrow?
>>69052693
liking padres and chicago white sox
>>69052762
Padres? you sure?
>>69052693
Coin flip tbqhwy fambalam
>>69052612
Need two more runs. 3 Innings left. VERY COMFY
>>69052977
feels good. wjere did you find the bet
>>69052985
Betswaps user called SmithsPicks
>o165.5
>finishes with 165
kill me
>>69053032
ahh a home run.
this is V v v strange but reddit has a lot of mlb tips.
>http://mlbtool.herokuapp.com/
quite a good model made by a reddit user
fucking aussies have so many leagues
Surely that Agila +9 AH is too far
>>69053060
Thanks for sharing this mate
>>69053253
What league?
>>69053310
Phillippines UFL
>>69053253
Kaya SW @1.01 is world
>>69053339
Thanks
>>69052279
>Lisicki v Spud Stosur
Ah man i dont think the value is worth the risk
>Ferrer
Definite lock
Going to roll him into a big accy
Will post later
>>69053558
Stosur meme ends tonight m8, we mustn't let our strong patriotic feelings effect our bankroll.
>>69053045
Same thing happened to me last night
Had klizan kukushkin o36.5
went to 36
Fucken tears desu m8
>>69053599
Its not patriotism
I had a very expensive education with womens tennis, very cagey about laying money on the slags.
I was cast out of pinnacle. are there any other bookies that do esports, particularly dota 2, as well as them? Im trying bet365 right now and they dont offer map betting during the series and no kill spread betting
>>69053678
The shrewdest esports bettor of all time uses bet365.
But seriously: 188bet
>>69053725
how do you access it
>>69053865
Proxy lid
>>69053945
do you need id? im using william hill rn, should i swap
If JP Voltes manages to get to a -1, I'm putting my life savings on it
>>69054384
why?
>>69054417
n-nevermind
>>69051724
Gilles Simon
>>69054448
Don't get why you bet on fixed games without knowing the outcome. Is there value?
>>69054460
Took the DNB based off of mutuals
O B E R L A N D
B
E
R
L
A
N
D
>scoring without a dangerous attack
neat
>>69054484
goalie must've been off his line, at least you can get better odds for sw now
>>69054491
Nah it was a penalty. Would recommend hopping on the DNB
>>69054484
Rball a shit
It was a pen
Voltes ht/ft because I dunno
>>69054499
How do I get in on these fixing syndicates? Do I have to join the phillopino mafia or something?
>>69054527
Yes mate.
Remember flips are the most powerful race in the world.
>>69054541
Kek
>>69054541
Hmm, I've considering making friends with couple of the local football club players here. I've seen some of their games having markets on bet365.
Do I just like offer them money in a brown paper bag?
And what would be the minimum I can offer?
t. first time fixer
It's setting up nicely for the classic HT/FT fix
>>69054570
Remember to mention the discount code: Put tank in the mall
so fucking tempted by voltes 0.0/.5 fh
>>69054631
They're aussie tho
What did they mean by this?
>>69054707
FLphilippines @UFLphilippines 8m8 minutes ago
The referee puts a temporary stop to the match due to lightning. #UFL2016
>>69054707
It means it is time to go all in on a fixed match
>>69054726
Why do you reckon it's fixed?
>>69054757
filthy 3rd worlders
Wageslave life just so so horrific. Just got a warning. I'll behave janny.
>>69054775
3rd World Bets are Best Bets
>>69054757
>Team losing
>However SW odds are dropping
>>69054791
Good point. Odds haven't moved on the bookies I'm looking at though. Then again, it's still suspended.
whos tailing tennis tipsters multi?
>>69049769
How do you post in a fourth world country
>>69049769
big, big fan of this gimmick.
almost as much as the early morning croatia posts.
>>69054947
I. Who else added the big guns to their accy for the 50% bonus?
Will isner choke?
>>69054791
>game resumed
>instant penalty
Ok friend, I'm akin to believing you.
reminder that live betting a minus handicap is always -ev because the odds always rise after you place the bet
>>69054573
>>69054472
Mutuals don't look great IMO. They look evenly matched, even.
>>69055005
big guns?
not sure about the dimitriov, dont know who muller is
tennis tipster went 10\10 stakes for the lacko match to have a tie break. ??
>>69055016
No. Delete this.
>>69055062
Big 4 players. Murray Djokovic Federer Nadal. Wawrinka also.
>>69055073
>Who is Ivo Karlovic?
>Its only wednesday
Absolutely DRAINED tbqh so SO bad
just got back from work lads.
wageslave life so so SO tez.
>>69055062
I mean like adding Novak or Roger to give you a 10% boost on an accy.
It's a bet365 promotional thing and it looks value.
>>69055050
Green archers have conceded 4 on the road to some absolute tez teams, while JP Voltes have only lost twice so far this year: once to global (top of table) where they played them well for an hour and once to Ceres, who are second in the table
Seibu Lions - Nippon Ham Fighter o7.5
Samsung Lions - Lotte Giants o11.5
Don't know anything about these games or baseball in general, however, the odds are falling very fast and they are blocked from most bookies. Bet365 is one of the three that currently has them. Blocked odds most often means a fix or something dodgy in the game, so it's probably worth staking a couple of quid on them.
Baseball odds shift quickly all the time. Get a base runner on in a tie game and you can see a price go from 2.25 to 1.71.
>>69055145
Testing my luck with 5 bucks on each game
>>69055187
I assume getting a base runner in a tie game reflects live odds and those are pre-game, or am I wrong ?
>>69055198
You are not wrong
>>69055198
Both are live odds. To start the inning a team could be @2.25, but if they get a lead off single, particularly late in the game, their price will get smashed down, even though the probability of that runner scoring, while higher than before, is still low and shouldn't cause that high of a swing
State of this pitch in the UFL game
>>69055229
But both those games are due to start in about 2 hrs?
>>69055239
Oh... Then my guess would be a pitching change for one of the sides in each game or the resting of starters
Chai tea latte from Starbucks so so world
>>69055292
>chia
>tea
>latte
>STARBUCKS
>>69055305
Gibs aussie footy tips
Cheeky breakie before work
>>69055317
Port Adelaide -16.5
St Kilda SW
Carlton SW
Adelaide -20.5
>>69055317
I would have to pay you if I wanted to give footy tips to you
Voltes HUP
>>69055389
>couldn't get on when they were 1 down
Life truely is suffering.
>>69055415
I-if it makes you feel better I bitched out and only took DNB @1.66
how could this go wrong
Delbonis - Fognini
worth it to bet on delbonis i think
>>69055427
Put a fart on -1 EH, looks like it's going to go in.
>>69055437
Depends, is it you, Bizarro-Niemcy?
>>69055437
One could be hit by lightning
>>69055437
MFW Ferrer gets serve blasted by Mahut. Mfw Dimitrov btfo Simon. When Isner gets killed. Stosur chokes Lisicki with her biceps.
>>69055437
Worried about Isner on grass desu
>>69055476
why'd you create images like that whilst betting on isner yourself. you just want to suffer right ?
>>69055495
Isn't that why we are all still here?
Just to suffer?
>>69055495
Masochism.
>>69055449
Good value
I went with a muggy accy
Fognini Delbonis o3.5
Isner Bagdhatis o3.5
Almagro Istomin o3.5
Dimitrov Simon o3.5
Expecting close matches with lots of spaghetti
Morning lids. Happy CRB came in, Joinville still SO dire.
Gonna need another @2.0 bet for my roll over ; ;
When does tennis begin again?
>>69055853
Isner 11:30 court 8
>>69055870
Do you happen to have a tip with odds of over 2?
>>69055880
Dimitrov. Very confident with that. Simon is playing horribly.
>>69055912
Going to tip it on tt?
>>69055939
Yes.
Edgeworth Eagles, score more ffs.
>>69055945
It's just going to be a qualifying bet for me, so I figure I might aswell put that in an acca, because I wouldn't care too much if it loses. Anything else I should absolutely add to improve odds?
>>69055966
Already posted the acca? Or do you want extra selections?
>>69055974
Nah, a look at the acca will suffice, I just haven't found it.
>>69054452
Has me worried.
>>69055948
will end 2:0
>>69056003
Youzhny last one. Take out Dimitrov if you're nervous about it.
>>69056005
Need 2-0 for a half loss pmsl
>>69056026
Thanks
>>69056028
Sry m8, you should always check the h2h, especially in Australia, where ""literally"" every single game is fixed by ex con descendant and slav expats. Over 1.5 is about to get interesting.
>>69056077
The fix is in. PMSL
>>69056125
I'm cashing out my CS in a minute anyhow, the o 1.5 has already made up for it.
>>69056130
I'm covering -1.25 ah from 1-0 losses with 2-0 CS.
>Want to place a bet on Jeonbuk from 1-0 down
>Internet connection dies
>Jeonbuk score once I'm connected again
Some deity must be fuckin with me, trying to prevent me from making any profit
>>69056145
Risky, but might come in, you never know, i'm always half serious with the every game is fixed gimmick that people forced upon me.
>>69056077
:^)
>>69056163
14 shots on target and 14 off target, 2-0? shit's gotta be fake
>>69056180
please tell me about this next time
Baseball games aren't looking too bad, need 4 more runs in Japan and 8 more in Korea.
It's not fixed you melts
>>69056180
Not to mention, 12 corners on top of that
>>69056189
Have a word with Grigor, need him to come through. How big is he in Bulgaria?
MORE FUCKING RAIN I WANT THE ISNER MATCH
>>69056180
Got suspicious when the under was hit right after the early goal. People should know by now that Australian lower leagues are fixed as fuck, half the teams have the Croatian flag in their logo kek these guys know their shit.
Can i have a "The Game was not fixed" now please?
>>69056225
What's your point?
>>69056230
You're an idiot.
>>69056230
wew, that happened too? glad I covered losses with 2-0 CS.
>>69056207
Some hate him, some love him. If you ask me he's a cunt and he's gonna lose today. I think yesterday was his first win in like 10 games.
>>69056201
Thank you. Of course it wasn't, three 2:0/0:2 CS in a row and hit unders don't mean anything.
>>69056258
The handicap for the game was -1.5 a two goal margin was expected. If it was fixed for 2-0 why was the goal line set at 4.5? Were you watching the game?
Now we wait for Singapore in an hour.
bankstown berries o5.5 worth a small?
>>69056277
I wasn't watching the game but how likely do you think it is for three consecutive games to have the exact same scoreline? Add this isn't the first time i've encountered this in Australia, it actually makes sense for them to wait for the goal line to rise by people betting according to the last games of both teams, i mean there were at least 3 goals in the last 6 Eagles games..and then hit unders once an early goal is scored...smashing the unders pre if you know an early goal is coming makes no sense...i can't tell if this was fixed for sure, but it does seem suspicious.
>>69056327
It's AT LEAST suspicious.
>>69056327
kek you sound like degenerate gamblers who JUST KNOW the next color is red on roulette
human brains are so so so bad at comprehending variance
>>69056327
And even if this wasn't fixed for monetary reasons it could have been for pfp reasons, too, teams handing over wins interchangeably is just as common in some leagues.
>>69056353
LOVE probability, its finding certainty in uncertainty, its amazingggggggggg
>>69056327
I watched the game Edgeworth were just really unfortunate, they hit the bar and had 3/4 chances cleared off the line. Yeah it is unlikely to have three games with the same scoreline but it's also possible to occur without it being fixed. Why would they decide on fixing three games to have the same scoreline? What's the point? The odds were never suspicious, the overs/unders line was always correct, with 10 mins to go o2.5 was about 1.8 which is about right, both teams were still trying to score late on, it's not fixed.
>>69056327
Im not sure if it was fixed but I wouldn't doubt it, lost at least one bet to a half time full time fix in an Aussie league
>>69056227
Not happy.
>>69056230
The game was not fixed Muller
>>69056380
Loaded up all the fucking Australian leagues (their league system is MASSIVE) and so far all the matches I've checked out have been shockingly well priced, even the lower league ones.
>>69056358
Have you seen the table? Why would Edgeworth need to agree to win the game before ko? They're much the better side
Ended up putting my qualifying bet on Bulleen slags to win from behind. Regret everything. Losing hanks of hair as I'm typing this.
>>69056388
There's loads of value in Aus lower leagues but that's more to do with teamsheets lid. Squads are pretty thin for NPL sides so when a team suffers a few injuries they struggle, also this low down you get players missing as they decide to go on holiday or go to college etc
>>69056388
I know some fellas playing in the national premier, one below the a-league.
They're serious fellas and i really doubt they'll take bribes for that kind of shit.
Aussies are pretty hardline on dodgy shit. Last year I stated 400 less than what i earnt in interest accidentally, and they sent me a letter saying that although its pretty much irrelevant, they are tracking everyone to the dollar.
Dude let's just keep postponing the matches instead of building rain covers for courts in a country where it rains all the fucking time lmao.
>>69056380
I put pocket change on the unders pre game and was surprised i could still cash out a fairly big amount of it once the early goal was scored since unders were indeed hit right after.
Fair enough, though, i'm the resident tin foil head, i lost hope in this sport being fair a long time ago.
>>69056416
>He doesn't know how expensive a roof is.
Just ask the French
>>69056416
>my hair is whitening
>there's no lightening
>where is Isner
>hope he's the winner
>>69056435
Wimbledon is the biggest tennis event of the year.
They have literally no excuse.
>>69056416
>implying rain and matches getting postponed isn't part of the wimbledon experience
>>69055145
Fuck you cunt
Any interesting bets atm?
>>69056474
kek
>>69056446
Have you been published?
>>69056449
Centre has a roof. Starts at 1.
>>69056522
How many courts does Wimbledon have though?
It's no good only one of them having a roof.
>>69049645
Got some free tips for you from a paid group.
2 point win
3 point win
3 point win
3 point win
1 point ew
>>69056493
New Edubiase +1.25
Inter Allies +1
Berekum Chelsea - Inter Allies U2.5
pmsl how badly bet365 priced these
>tfw no bet365 account
tfw accidentally backed the wrong team & 15 minutes to go. shaking
I was in the International terminal of that Istanbul airport twice last week.
Makes being DAC the last few days not so bad
>Isner warming up
do or die time
>>69056604
Thiem will fuck me anyway
BIG JOHN
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>Bulleen slags
JUST. CAN'T. SCORE.
>>69056618
oh god
>>69056633
......................................
>>69056661
down insane
Wew, just found out I'll be graduating with a 2.1. Gonna go /outshagging/ for the rest of the week gonna be LORD
>>69056545
#ON
>>69049645
My xock
senior NTC + 0.75 is WORLD
>>69056667
Can't win a bet. Missed pretty much all opportunities to get on winning bets, e.g. because my internet went down, lost all bets I eventually got on. Could blindly pick my bets and lose less money.
>Thiem will never finish his match against Mayer in your lifetiime
>>69056709
haha wow
REEEEEEEEE win already Berdych
ONLY 2 more Bulleen goals
Berdych couldn't close a door
>le rain delay
gonna watch the movie lids
chunichi is choking lads
lel
Senior NTC slags.. WORLD also on o4.5 #freem0ney
>>69056827
zzzzzzzzzzz
>>69056522
no...spelling mistakes prevented me from getting published, a damn shame
Dodig @3.00 is good value for the tiebreak desu
Looks like baseball will lose, sorry lids
50% there + more with Zverev & Bouchard with a comfy lead, shame they won't finish their matches until a week later.
>tfw we'll have to wait for three days for the results of the wimbledon accys because it never stops raining
>>69056927
So close. Fucking Thiem needs to get a move on.
WTB Senior NTC slag jerseys UAC
>>69050030
What is this "however" dumbledore meme, please explain
Hammarby 5th goal @2.1
juicy enough for me
>>69056986
what is there to explain? have you seen the movies?
Absolutely in love with the model man and this k-league tip
>>69056943
Only early days with a le server wins every Game start, hopefully he'll pull through.
>>69056999
Lithuanians prefer their indigenous version of the movie, hairy potter
>>69057011
What was it, Incheon?
>>69057011
whats the tip
>>69056990
Nvm. Hammarby aren't going to score anymore (or not the 5th). It is virtually impossible for me to win a bet.
>>69057040
I'm on too.
Can't stop buying GBP
Won't stop buying GBP
Klubi04 - FC Kontu o3.5 g e t o n i t
>>69057051
PMSL. SORRY LID
PMSL HAMMARBY
>>69057040
>>69057051
they've won, no need to score anymore
>>69056999
You expect me to remember something from a ten year old movie? But, yeah, just checked youtube and it's all clear now
BEC Tero Sasana -0.25
Aalesund +0 reback
did refoccs meme end? havn't seen him in a while tbqh
>>69057094
yhw?
>>69057104
>yhw?
I don't understand kangaroo
>>69057104
"""""""""le"""""cricket""""""connoisseur"""""""
pmzl
NEED a free trial for UAC Tipping group
Harry Kane is as smart as he looks pmsl
>>69057115
why?
>>69057094
Let's see how your model works out.
My non existent one tells me it`ll end in a draw.
>>69057124
as a spurs fan im disgusted.
I always doubted Alli and Kane, and they definitely showed it during the euros.
Rose and Walker were decent however.
>>69057124
That's actually fake though.
>>69057123
Check your TT messages lid
>>69057134
Already up 170 units on TT desu
>>69057134
>in b4 it loses
>>69057159
FFS let me have my fun prick.
>>69057186
The Harry Kane bit gives it away, need to tone that down a bit
>>69057123
I feel sorry for you lid so you can have Sparta -0.75 HT as a free tip from the group. Their first half lineup isn't the greatest but Ceske's lineup is shit too
>>69057170
Yeah, but's that was mostly due to a 10/10 on a @11 bet. Not saying his model hasn't already shown great potential, but even if there's huge value, e.g. odds are 11 and model predicts odds should be 5, then wouldn't you tip that as a DC or DNB instead of SW if you're gonna stake it 10/10?
>>69057159
>>69057150
good,got baited but my point remains
Just read through the last couple of threads. Absolute FUMING at the thought of someone stealing my trip and impersonating me. Decided to get myself a new more secure fifteen character trip with symbols galore.
>>69057054
How do you buy GBP with GBP though?
>>69057236
>not unloading your cheeky bitcoin stash
Portfolio so so red.. Luckily hedged with gold mining stocks though.
Just read through the last couple of threads. Absolute FUMING at the thought of someone stealing my trip and impersonating me. Decided to get myself a new more secure fifteen character trip with symbols galore.
>>69057200
I've just been invited in. Just need a lend of a fiver to get on some of these tips
>>69057235
>>69057271
>impersonating me
zzzzzzzzz
>>69057271
Laughed at that. NOT
>>69057201
It's called Kelly Criterion m8. If you know your edge in a bet you can calculate the exact % you should wager to maximize ROI.
I personally use 1/4 Kelly to be conservative. If the edge is there for a 10/10 stake it doesn't matter if the odds are 1.3 or 30. It's the same thing.
Anyway profit is not that big of a tell, the number 1 factor to determine if you are on the right track is to see how the market moves against your bets. If the odds drop towards your pick that means the market agrees with your predictions and you are most likely correct.
I would say that if the market moves in the way a model predicts over 55% of the time, then it's most likely a winning model. Of course you also need a big sample, at least 1000 bets.
>>69057271
HAHAHAHA
Sparta Praha EVENS @ HT //
>>69057235
>>69057271
>>69057280
>>69057283
STOP fucking impersonating me.
>>69057288
v v impressed by your TT. new king of /bet/ on the horizon imo
>>69057288
Are you actually Romanian or do you use a proxy for gimmick purposes?
>>69057332
kek
>>69057341
whats your tt?
>>69057288
The odds for your bet slightly went up just a minute ago.
>>69057318
Would never say such a thing
>>69057297
I'm on, this will lose.
>>69057016
yh lid, sw @3
dunno how they weren't favorites, other team had all the possession but everything else was incheon
>>69057350
https://tipstertube.com/profile/mathworks
>>69057353
Obviously you can't get them all right. Like I said 55% is about the reasonable range you can expect for a winning model.
>>69057372
think they'll settle this before ht then sit back
>>69057288
2 of those matches in that picture involve teams that are youth/feeder teams for higher league clubs and so results are heavily dependent on teamsheets. I wouldn't use your model on games like that desu
NEED Tennis Tipster's accumulator to come through. ALL my coin invested in that
>>69057391
VERY interested to see how this goes, been looking and reading into the Kelly criterion but haven't implemented it into my betting just yet
>>69057391
I'm on so i hope it wins.
Just can't bring myself to watch this sport thorugh a screen of spreadsheet-cloth.
There are just too many factors that cannot be represented by a mere number.
Reminder that Goff shitposts on here regularly
>>69057236
My friend in Norway gave me some NOKs
>>69056852
Oh fuck, one actually won, hopes up for the second
On Malmö -0.25 fh md
>>69057418
Checking this stuff for hundreds of clubs is simply not feasible.
For example my Finland database has almost 18k matches going back to 1993. All I can do is trust in the averages.
>>69057452
Interesting because there's been academic papers done on this that show overall team strength is mostly only correlated to goals scored and goals concede, factored for opposition strength and time weighting.
Other stuff like form, moral, motivation, injuries etc. adds variance from game to game but it's very hard to quantify in numbers and gets reduced to noise in the long run.
http://arxiv.org/pdf/1002.0797.pdf
>>69057372
SO predictable.
>>69057500
Thanks for the link. What i mean are cases where the outcome is predetermined and all those numbers can't be applied anymore, it doesn't even matter which players are on the field, i mean you have that with Steaua and their feeder club (forgot the name), where Becali makes sure the game is decided in the locker room. Cases like this must exist all over the world, could be worth to find a pattern here, too.
>>69057424
Will come through lid. How many pennies you got on it
>>69057627
cheer up lid, maybe they'll draw and you'll get half your money back
Lot of Europeans here today, thought we voted /bet/ out of eu lads?
Sigh.. Malmö was a mistake as well. Going to stay away from any other remaining friendlies.
>>69057650
Nah, I was refering to Sparta HT which is lost. Also wanted to get on Tampines, but was distracted and they scored. 3rd game I wanted to get on but didn't (2 of them would've already won by now) and lost 100% of the bets I actually placed.
Tampine O3.5 came in. Think there'll be at least 2 more desu.
woww what the fuck, another wrong goal error on 365 and unibet..the second one this game.>>69057695
Tilting so much. Just can not figure out why I keep selecting the bets that lose when all the other bets I had an eye on win. There must be a reason, it just can not be bad luck.
>>69057638
My last quid
>You will never be as useless a bettor as the German who always posts about not getting on bets once they are winning
Always a little bit of light in the world, eh?
>>69057666
/bet/ter together m8
>>69057746
Nvm, just checked my bet history and I actually have a bet on Tampines. Literally can not remember placing it. V v worried about my mental state.
>>69057746
take a break.
>>69057757
You'll get your 9 pound mate.
>>69057765
JuveGuy has saved me from suicide a couple of times when I had big losses
Dukla Praha - 0.25 fh is world.
>>69057796
PRAYING
>>69057804
Sounds like the saving of your mental state if worth a fiver tbqh
>>69057817
Also on -1 FT. / refund at worst.
Down 1.3k pmsl wish june would end already
So much on this Isner game that if he loses I'm gonna eat bread sandwiches for the next month.
>>69057837
Haven't heard from MajorLeagueBetting for a while, getting worried desu
>>69057879
Hope I drove him away. Such a character
>>69057884
Is this the real Juve? Post on TT confirming it
>>69058169
Posted my new trip on my shout.
DUKLA 444444444
>need money bad
>matches being constantly postponed
Fucking Wimbledon.
looking good Romania
Romanian model man around? was wondering if your model would work for things like the currie cup and provincial rugby in argentina
DUKLA 5555555555555555
UAc
It's STILL worth going for Dukla -0.5
One way traffic / 25 min to go
last team to score, varnsdorf, smed
>>69058413
>>69058449
They've been on Dukla's side of the field twice this match. Would not
When will it stop raining in the independent Britannia?
Absolutely HURTING to see some tennis.
>>69058407
Theoretically it should translate to other team based point scoring games easily, but I'm just gonna focus on football for now until I know for certain it is profitable.
>>69058442
666666666666
>>69058482
yeah, no bother. either way I'm already UAC from your tips
Local bookie offering
Poland- Portugal : Portugal SW, if the score is 0:0 bet voided
Wales - Belgium: U2.5, if Wales scores a header, bet voided
Germany - Italy: Tie game, if a penalty is scored, bet voided
France - Iceland: U2.5, if a goal is scored from outside of penalty box, bet voided.
What should I get on to?
>>6905851
Tbh, I'd only do the Portugal one.
>>69058519
Portugal
>>69058519
Lay each one of those scenarios
Employer has now banned betting sites in work
Have to use actual 4g data now
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !
>>69058519
Portugal one for sure
>>69058535
>tfw unlimited mobile data for 3euro/month
>>69058519
Depends on the odds pal. If the France Iceland one is @ 6 then it, if the Portugal one is 1.2, not it.
>>69058519
What price, pretty useless without that. I like Portugal one, and maybe the GER - ITA one.
would really love 777777777
>>69058632
varnsdorf are going to score senpai
If I hadn't bankrolled the -0.5 from 5-0 I wouldve gone large on the 7 too.
got SO MUCH money tied up in this tennis, weather really triggering me today
Massive bet in-play and none of you mongs have even mentioned it pmsl
>>69058748
What is it?
>>69058609
Odds are +/- the same as anywhere. the Portugal one is now at 2.31
>>69058748
>le omniscient anon
>>69058728
what's the weather forecasted to be like
>>69058569
sounds like a scam
Down spastic on Bangkok glass
>>69058761
There are 9 games in-play on 365, one is almost ending, 2 are Russian shite and 2 are Thai shite. Shouldn't be hard to find it.
>>69058775
Except it isn't.
I also have 500mbit internet for like 10euro
>>69058772
sue barker was just saying there will be no play until at least 4:30, and even then they have to wait for it to clear up.. she also said that there might be a chance at around 6
>>69058785
Plzen?
Got some greasy fivers on Plzen -0.5 FH
>>69058849
glad we're on the same page
>>69058785
Swedish game?
>>69056545
this is horrible, 0/4 so far with one to go
>viktoria plzen will never score one in your lifetime
>>69058810
The only good thing about romania
>>69059034
All losers, then:
>We thought we'd let you know that Ballinure has been made a non-runner in the following event: 3.50 Worcester (Race 4)
a-at least I got a refund on one.
>>69059059
Yeah well, a 2nd div mid table opponent is hard to beat.
what ye got for the quarter finals lads?
>Wales Belgium
2 at 1.75
>Poland Portugal
Portugal at 2.25
>France Iceland AND Germany Italy
x AND 2 at 18.04
>Germany Italy
1 at 2.18 to hedge for the double bet
>>69057765
Pretty sure he's American which explains a lot
>>69059144
Depends, are you betting for fun or profit?
Since Tennis is fucking useless, wtb?
>>69059136
PMSL made my day
>>69059186
fun I guess but Ive been making a profit so far
>>69058239
Kk lid
FFS this weather. Can not believe it.
>missing all these WORLDIES because your money's stuck in the rained out tennis games
>>69059247
What is cash out
>>69059144
>Portugal
Fyi Portugal hasn't beaten any team within 90 minutes so far this tournament. I refuse to believe a team this shit will ever get far in the tournament. Take Portugal on DNB or Poland for the cheeky win.
>>69059282
SkyBet has cash-out suspended.
>>69059289
these last few matches I've been like "yeah they got a slow start but they'll get into it" and I still believe it
theyve got a decent defence and if ronaldo, nani can work their magic and that sanchez guy can stop producing penalties I think it'll be alright
but then again I never even saw poland play in this tournament but was not very impressed with the opponents they played so far
I suppose x could be a more sensible bet, but then again, I'd beat myself up if portugal scored the winner in the 87th minute or something
>>69059340
Portugal DNB will still win you money if Portugal scores a winner in the 87th minute.
>>69059385
shit sorry man I didnt get what DNB was
I only recently started betting so Im not femiliar with how all these different kinds work
I just now learned I could make combination bets to increase odds
>>69059414
DNB = Draw no buy
I recall the odds being 1.5ish
>Pribram
at least I got on overs..
Who here /voraciousreader/
>>69059436
>Draw no buy
>>69059458
did u also reback plzen sw
>>69059469
Yes we know Soham its in your Twitter bio
>>69059458
Blowing a 2-0 lead in 3 minutes, respect.
>>69059483
yes
>>69059477
Bet.
My bookie is retarded and says buy for some reason and it just slipped my mind.
Hope Euan's got his kolmonen model fired up for this afternoon
>>69059495
B0O0O0O0M
>>69059493
LARGE on you never reading the Beowulf
The blue stuff covering the court's are being removed
>>69059583
If only you had a penny to put on that, you'd be a happy man
>all these postponed tennis matches
I'm slightly miffed
Large on Willis +9.5?
>Plzen
pmsl as if I could win a single bet today
impossible to get on euans bet
Think people should NOT be mocked for the size of their roll
>>69059521
Yep. Working well it seems
>>69059677
You are talking about your dick?
>>69059686
Delete the tip I couldn't log into my 10bet skins in time
>>69059686
Nice one lid, just got my stake on too. Hoping for a few more worldies today la
Mamelodi -1 @evens is a risk free bet tbqh
>>69059695
Dick regularly knocks against my kneecap. Gets frustrating desu
>Marcus Willis
>Willbomb Barmy Army
>Willbomb's on fire
Hate all these """""lads""""
Can't wait for Federer to utterly smash him
>>69059865
juveguy, juve changed man, did you have sex like we plead you to?
>''''''''''summer'''''''''' in Englel
Why can't these princesses just play in the rain?
golden lions -4 @1.83 is a gift.
>>69059887
Shut up AusWORM
>>69059880
Not until his next family wedding pmsl
Federer u18.5 games is MASSIVE @1.66
>>69059865
>not liking banter
>paki
>poor as fuck
>shags his cousin
Pmsl @ you
>>69059914
imaging the utter state of the man that strung together that story
>>69059928
epin xD
*imagining
>>69059928
Got it @ 1.83. Bookies clueless
>>69059914
Tears
Anyone else with a cheeky tonne on Willis?
>gets broken in his first service game
what a quote unquote lad
>>69059959
Steal of the century. Doing this for all Djoko matches from now.
>>69060054
Juve seething he didn't get on the Willis 1st round tip @3
Thank you Plzen
So much on Fed u18.5 games. These odds are ridiculous
Tennis is back lids
>go on "laddy"
the state of these quote unquote commentators
Do it, fags.
over 3.5 goals.
Goff talking BIG sense
>>69060180
What the fuck are these spic runes?
What is that in real people currency?
JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF BIG BIG JOHN ISNER
HE'LL HIT YOUR SERVE FOR A WINNER
HE'LL FUCK JUVES INBRED KIDS HE'S A SINNER
>>69060206
What exactly is wrong with the Wimbledon crowd?
Also, Will you ever stop being salty?
Leave won, deal with it.
>>69060227
80% of them will be on some sort of register
>>69060180
>10k imps
>>69060219
Love this.
THIEEEEM go on son
>>69060246
Yeah the electoral register
>>69060215
Around 400GBP according to google, senpai.
Don't be dumb, I already said over 3.5 goals in Grodig v Horn playing right now.
hahahahahaha can not stop losing
how do i even have money left
>>69060283
>Yeah the electoral register
juvepleb btfo.
>Federer 2.62 to win 4th game
>can't get on because 365 is fucking shit
ffs
>>69060206
Big fan of Goff posts tbqh. Usually talking MAJOR sense
>>69060275
How about 31500, senpai?
>>69060302
Why would you do this?
cheering SO, SO much for the fedex. neighbours bashing on my door, just cannot stop clapping.
Literally every tip going good. Can not stop smiling. Boss asked why I was on my hands and knees, just showed him my bet365 app.
>>69060328
In the hopes someone would post the rball so I could save that
>>69060297
But they're on the 6th game.
How is Willis ranked inside the top 1000? Literally how?
Up SUMS betting on Federer to win on Willis' serve. Gonna keep slamming this pmsl will probably fuck up somewhere though
>>69060347
They were on 4th idiot
>>69060410
No they weren't idiot.
>>69060410
he was due there tbf
>>69060302
>Nearing the 2 year anniversary
rip all the bankrolls
>>69060433
OBVIOUSLY they were playing a 4th game at some point before that was posted you FUCKING retard
Why is everyone cheering for this nobody?
>>69060443
No point now desu the correct line was evens and trader's changed it. Was value when it was stupid odds like @3 on his serve
>>69060469
he's a quote unquote lad
>>69060469
>I stand in the corner at parties waiting for people to talk to me
Liven up you dull cunt.
>>69060490
What?
>le ironic cheers meme
>>69060490
>le i always root for le underdog meme
TPS/2 win by 10+
>>69060490
>2016
>still goes to parties
PMSL
>>69060541
>Implying I haven't broken my finger tapping Fed to win every point
>>69060551
>He isn't at uni smashing prime birds of all ethnicities week in week out
>>69060545
are tapa that tez side who gets battered every week?
>>69060545
pmsl not a chance lid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsFT0tao_8g
punching above his weight in many ways tbqh
BIG JOHN WITH THE BIG SERVE
>>69060572
>smashing prime birds of all ethnicities
Cringe. I'll leave the Paki shagging to Juve thanks
japs-kapa O4.5 @1.8
FUCK YES
I JUST WON A FIVER
>>69060684
thought your last quid was tied up in the accy?
>>69060654
>not leaving it to Hass
cmon now
>>69060694
SkyVegas free bonus
>>69060626
BIG MAN BIG SERVE
>>69060654
v v odd post. Paki girls are a challenge. Leave the Arab girls to me though.
>>69060712
don't you have to roll it over loads before you can withdraw it?
>>69060730
just four (4) more times. feeling quite lucky desu
>>69060730
giving you power so you can finally start your gambling career
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
BIG MAN JOHN. My twitter message worked.
sport huancayo -1 worth a pixel punt lids?
So many friendlies
So little tips
>>69060793
need it. down to £1.30. two rollovers more
>>69060850
Absolute. Defensor so so terrible on the road too
>>69060881
I have this one, try it if you wish.
>>69060943
Over 3.5 goals in the first one and over 1.5 before HT btw.
what is happening with heather watson, tennistipster? will she deliver?
>>69060961
pmsl, the second already won.
Try the first one or wait until the odds rise to get something decent.
>>69060846
HOPE you made a /bet/ reference in it
>can cash-out for £5.50
gonna stick to my guns. feeling TennisT's accu coming through
when does the Genie match resume?
On large with TorasAngel. Praying the slag has some luck
TorasAngel SO fit
Ferrer still a bet?
Babite literally do win 10+, not a meme this time
How many do Legirus win by today then lids, I'll go 7-0
What would you do with this person?
wtf i cant click on legirus inter on bet365 from live category. it just opens apoel nicosia match
Watson SO shit
>>69061123
Ask her for a fiver
>>69060673
won, hope someone followed
>>69061087
No they don't.
>rain incoming
Had a word with Grigor just now. He's gonna hit a backhand winner down the line first point.
That slags prick tipped the opposite of me
>>69061123
giver her a fiver
>>69061123
Ask why she only tips big minus handicaps
There are simply no brakes on the Legirus rape train
>i couldve cashed out at nearly £6
fugg
>>69061272
Reminder slags had the same initial success and his stats are what you've got to look forward to once variance kicks in
>Both TorasAngel tips scoring at the same time
Glorious.
>>69061288
Maybe you could give her a tip if you catch my drift
>>69061255
Yes they do. Have sex.
>>69061355
Except he's retarded. Just had a look at his tips. Bedene over Gasquet handicap? 50 tips now. """Initial""""
>>69061392
I don't think I do, care to elaborate?
Ferrer backers in ignominy
>>69061392
Going to need a quite unquote explanation on what you meant by this
Need a Federer break like AIR
>>69061432
>quite unquote
>>69061409
50 is fuck all desu, need 500 at least
>>69061417
>>69061432
clearly not voracious readers
>>69061452
Getting there lid x will shout you out on the 100th.
Changing my TT bio. Which philosopher or ancient figures quote do you want next?
>>69061392
Do not understand what you mean by this.
heart in my mouth
>>69061446
nibs
>>69061392
She's not your cousin lid
>>69061087
How is this tip doing?
fuck these interruptions tbqfwya
>>69061502
>djokovic @ 1.00
>>69061528
NEVER had sex with anyone within 10 ten degrees of separation of my blood. Would like to get that cleared.
>>69061537
It's 0-0. Can't you check for yourself? :)
>>69061537
It's in-play on 365 and plenty other bookies if you want to follow the game
>>69061566
So so close
Bencic @ above evens t b h
IMAGINE if they had bets on if Wimbledon will be interrupted by shitty weather.
>>69061717
@1.01
>you will never be as fat as Marcus Willis
Shaking at the thought of how much stoppage time there will be in this Huancayo game
>>69061733
Still valuable, as it will always hit. Just put all of your money, car, dog, potato field, wife, house and children on it.
>legirus inter
It's a /stoptryingingwhenwinning/ episode zzzz so boring now
Down beyond insane. Threw the remaining peanuts in my BV account on Ferrer
>Rain delay
Giggling at this substitution board
>>69061819
>He wasn't on the acca
Crying
>>69061825
I think its a good rule of thumb desu. If the subs board is just a piece of paper then it might be a good league/cup/friendly to find value and bet on.
New thread with Isner please
Leipzig II -1.25 does not lose
Lol apparently forgot to hit post, had this typed in about 10 mins ago. Still reback probably doesn't lose.
>tennis
Almost as bad as the NFL dullards. Almost.
>>69062018
>all these time-outs
guess you're right
>missing a free header and an open net inside the six yard box
Welp, this is going down as a loss
>Holmalunds
new thread when
Is anyone working on a new thread or what
praying to not feature in the OP in some muggish way
If you want a new thread fucking make one, you faggots
Nah fuck that. Someone make one mugging off Juve pls
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