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draft time
WW@ Sens
>late thread
>>68879572
>>68879572
>>68879572
use this one once the other fills up. you know it will
>>68879568
Anyone got any caps of Logan brown's ass entourage
>>68879568
SHE IS SO HOT HOLY FUCK MY DICK IS LITERALLY THROBBING AND I'VE HAD 16 BEERS I SHOULD BE IMPOTENT BY NOW
Canes win the draft
memes
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whew
almost thought they said Jost there
Who /nevergottoplayhockeyasakid/ here?
I could have played in the NHL man. I never got to find out if I was good enough or not
Flyers take Bellows
I think it's a second rounder for next year lads, but I could be wrong. Someone on tv mentioned it earlier.
>tfw no 10/10 sister
>another D to Nashville
there goes fabbro
>dat camera
>>68880897
You would not have been good enough.
Bruins fans
McAvoy is speaking here
https://www.periscope.tv/kluedeke29/1vOxwPgebZEKB
TELL ME ABOUT THE BEANMAN
>>68880897
I lost the ability to walk before I could ever play.
>babby gm btfo
>babby gm btfo
>babby gm btfo
>babby gm btfo
>babby gm btfo
KEEFER OR GOATIER
WHO DO THEY TAKE
>>68880914
Preds actually have no D depth at all after the top 4
>>68880897
I started playing as an adult, and I know I would never have even played in college in the States, I'm that bad.
>Picked 17th overall
>Kissing, hugging, handshaking more people than First overall
>>68880897
>hon that's a bit expensive why don't you try baseball
But I hated Baseball, mom.
>>68879568
I, I think it moved
Memejarvi to the oilers
Holy fucking lele
IF FLYERS TAKE JONES
Can mods please IP ban that one ultra-negative Sens fan who always posts the "Sens logo on fire" pic?
That nigger complains about every microscopic thing involving the Senators.
>vesey
>first rounder
Sportsnet a shit
>>68880914
Defense on the Admirals is actually pretty shit, only 1 will probably make it up to the Preds.
>>68880928
Cheif keef, need dat dere LW sniper
Holland should be arrested for that rape.
>>68880943
He's the ultimate meme player
>draft guy going to Boston UNI
Nothing can go wrong right guys?
get rid of gauthier please
>The #RedWings Jimmy Devellano talks with Steve Yzerman just now on the NHL draft floor
STAMKOS RIGHTS INCOMING
POST YFW JONES TO FLYERS
>>68880916
no u
>>68880941
I got to play soccer. It was fun but I dreamed of being a hockey player. My parents were too poor and they didn't want to wake up early to take me to practice anyways
>>68880968
I told you guys.
t. insider
>mike johnson ignoring the 8 skaters option for the expansion draft
How do these people even dress themselves?
Chychrun to Tampa cap it
>>68875781 →
Not sure if this anon is still around, but I made the video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEh55I5PTRs [Embed]
I knew I'd have some time while watching the draft. Msg me on youtube if you are still feeling generous.
>>68879568
missed the start, who's sister is this?
>>68880969
Jesus how creepy
5.439 million people
ehh pucktards?
Fuck pittsburgh
>>68880968
>Lose Datsyuk
>Gain Stamkos
That would be fucking amazing!
Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC 2m2 minutes ago
PHI up to something...
Ken Campbell @THNKenCampbell 4m4 minutes ago
The Detroit Red Wings have just emerged as the frontrunner in the Steven Stamkos Sweepstakes, in my opinion.
this guys retarded though, im just too excited right now
>>68880974
No way Hexy doesn't take a sniper
>>68880953
Fuck you faggot
Why should I ever be positive with this fucking team
why didn't red wings just buy him out
>>68880983
t. newport sports secretary
>>68881014
they are cheap as fuck
>>68880979
You're right, I wasn't, but i did get to play for 13 years.
G-get rekt.
>>68881014
Because they'd still owe him 7.5 mil
>>68881014
maybe theres a rule on 35+ contracts getting bought out
not sure though, but definitely has to be a rule against something
>>68880969
He's crying inside
>>68881010
But le big physical foward
>>68880897
I was good enough for D1 NCAA
played MJHL and was second best in scoring in the entire division
Had alot of scouts talking to my coach and me
I dropped off the team a year ago and did nothing with the prospects
Now im 18 and i basically was too lazy to continue
>>68881014
That'd be five million on the books for two years
Hextall doesn't look happy
>>68881022
Im a higher up in the wings org.
#18 + #79 TO JETS FOR #22 AND #36
JETS RAPED
MORE TRADES
>>68881014
>spending money when you can do it >for free
>picks for picks
boring
>>68880897
Why not m8? My dad and granddad couldn't afford organized hockey but still played on the pond. I played as a kid but was far too shite to play anything very competitive.
CAN"T REX THE HEX
Just got back from band practice. Who did Carolina get, are they good?
Based Winipeg saving Gauthier
buttman getting senile
>>68881037
You can be a beer league all star though
What the fuck Ron
Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger 2m2 minutes ago
Datsyuk trade motivated to get in on Stamkos. Florida expressed some interest in Datsyuk contract, but wanted Det to take Bolland contract.
holland chose rape instead
winnipeg does it AGAIN
https://twitter.com/CMcAvoy44/status/337026090595921920
>I hate the bruins so much
suicide watch
>>68881050
Parents too poor
Didn't want to wake up early
Didn't want to find someone to teach me to skate
Dammit Ron, shouldve just taken a fucking scoring wing
>>68881059
jake bean, yes that was a great pick in my opinion
>>68880937
Any tips for starting to play hockey when you're already in your 20's?
>>68881059
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how long does the NBCSN broadcast last? only 1st round? first 2? first 3? when it's over will there be alternative broadcast? some canuck station?
>>68881085
LMFAO
So Stamkos with Detroit eh?
Fucking BELLOWS WAS AVAILABLE. FUCK
Best draft ever
>>68881064
Egh, ive thought about picking it up again, but school and shit, just too many other things to be quite honest
>>68881059
Another D but he's ELITE offensively
CHYCHRUN TO ARIZONA FUCKING YES
>>68881085
cap it, that's gonna get deleted
>>68881085
top kek
>>68881121
too lazy, you do it
>>68881091
He's still gonna get one, and moves up 43 fucking spots from mid third to high second.
Good move.
>>68881095
>>68881093
Another D? Surprised tbf I thought Francis would choose a forward.
>>68881101
1st round today
2nd + tomorrow
>>68881101
Round 1 today
Other rounds tommorow not on tv
>>68881091
>>68881068
have faith in the humble GM of patience and burning rage
>>68881101
first 2 iirc
2nd round is way faster though
LMAO LOGAN BUSTLEY
>>68881086
>Too stupid to learn how to skate
>I WUZ GONNA B GOAT BUT WHITE MAN KEEPING BROTHA DOWN
LMAO
>>68881059
Got the bean. Another D but he can actually score
>>68881134
They're on TV but probably NHLN rather than NBCSN
LMAO
JETS TRADED UP
JUST TO DRAFT A FUCKING LE BIG MAN BUST FACE
>Charlie McAvoyVerified account
>@CMcAvoy44
>I hate the bruins so much
OH THIS PIECE OF SHIT
>Winnipeg
At least they took Laine before Stan lee
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>>68881155
I would never draft ugly players
>>68881059
replacement for ryan murphy
>>68881151
what did he mean by this
>drop 4 spots and get an early 2nd so jest can take le can't skate big bust man
Hexy you madman
>Tyler Myers
>Byfuglien
>this giant
Laine makes Puljujarvi look like a handsome motherfucker, and Pulju isn't exactly a looker. How is Winnipeg gonna market this face?
>>68881144
I didn't even own skates until I was 12
And they were skates from the 70's
LMAO, they selected a 3rd pairing plug.
Julien to Isles pls
Bellows?
could be worse I guess
>>68881157
>>68881151
well he was 15 in 2013....
in his defense, 15 year olds are actual retards
>>68881133
>>68881134
wait they literally stop the event not just the tv broadcast after 1st round?
>meme big guy defenders
Doesnt fucking matter when you have Enstrom the manlet on D as well fuck sakes
>>68881157
>drafting a player that hates your team
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
>>68881094
Just do it. You'll fall a lot, so start by buying a pair of hockey skates and learning either at adult skating lessons (if you're in uni, there's probably a class), or just in public skating. Wear kneepads under sweatpants or something so you don't bang up your knees if you fall forward. Join a beer league asap, and let them know how inexperienced you are. The beer leagues I've played in were full of people who were there for fun, so they understood I was bad. Buy used equipment, except for skates, stick, and obviously jock, unless you have the money for new equipment.
Really, the most important is to just realize that no one expects anything of you, and most people are happy to help you learn. In fact, a lot of people I met were excited to learn that I was just picking up the game.
Who did Bulju go to?
just ordered this online lads, cant wait till it gets here :)
>>68881183
they'll take jones tbH
>>68881180
With a cage?
>>68881186
they do this for every league
>>68881181
Ur a cuck
>>68881180
hockey is played by manly man who value acts not looks
>>68881183
Minnesotans never bust.
THE WINNIPEG GIANTS
>>68881185
>this damage control
>>68881186
Yeah, they went full NFL style retard this year.
>>68881204
Not cuckhoop
>>68881180
all laine needs is some better teeth and a hair transplant
>>68881167
>missing out on players like Malkin, Ovenchicken, Voracek, Chara, Bill
>>68881197
what is this????
>>68881183
Bellows probably ends up being a stealth steal from this draft. He's the 2nd best pp trigger man and top5ish even strength goal scorer in this draft
>>68881181
Just bought a new hockey bag (still play beer league) my old one was from the 80s and just fell apart.
WHY IS GAUTHIER STILL NOT DRAFTED?
WASN'T HE BUFFALO'S 2ND OVERALL PICK?
>17 points
le can't skate or score man 2.0
>>68881197
wow that's a nice doorhandle is for your frontdoor or back?
is laine going bald at the age of 18?
>>68881198
bellows has higher potential, Snow preys on draft fallers
Swedes dominate NHL
going to need her instagram bois
will the bluejackets ever go to the Stanley cup?
>>68881225
I think you stick it up ur butt.
A
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>>68881155
They also improved their late 3rd round pick to an early 2nd rnd pick, so not that bad.
>>68881218
basketball drafting literally doesn't fucking matter
you only have like 10 good players in the entire league
After all those rumors, the trades have been a let down. Where is the Shattenkirk deal?
>>68881236
bellows hasn't fell this is exactly where he's projected
Who the fuck was singing Nickleback on the sportsnet broadcast
>>68881224
>Ovechkin
>ugly
>>68881014
the cap would still be on the books because 35+ years old
>>68880897
I honestly think i could have. my dad taught me how to stick handle and shoot. played hockey against alot of kids growing up who were supposedly scouted by medicine hat tigers. the guy thought he was hot shit but he really wasn't. schooled him several times in gym just due to size and strength difference
6'4'' 225 here
Hextall got a 2nd rd pick to let the Jets embarrass themselves.
>>68881224
>forgetting the ugliest Slavic magician of them all
>>68881192
Also, would it be better at this point to learn to Ice Skate, or would it be better to get into Roller Hockey?
It's not like I have a chance of going pro/semipro
>monkeying with bugs
>2016
>>68881229
>going from 73 points to 57 points
>>68881204
>for every league
this is the only league non-americans care about
>>68881268
The absolute madman
>>68881253
maybe slightly, not a huge fall, no
>>68881192
>>68881094
The only thing you shouldn't buy used is a helmet. Buy a new, good helmet. Everything else, including skates, you can get used. Find a local Play it Again Sports.
Everything else >>68881192 about beer leagues and lessons is the truf.
>>68881273
Why not get him in the late rounds though?
THE NHL IS ENDORSING FUR FAGS
FUCK MEME MAGIC
>le rich chinaman on stage
>>68881248
After the first like 3 picks, pretty much yea.
>>68881262
>be 5'7" 220lbs
You must be from Ontario or QC you are tiny especially if you are 6'4".
OK OK OK
who Charlie Boi Nao?????????
>>68881271
I haven't ever done roller hockey, but ice hockey seems more fun. Although, I have played mostly goalie (after the first couple years, I switched when I had money for goalie gear).
who
GET IN
WE'RE GOING FOR A RIDE
>>68881248
This.
I watched it last night to see who the Twolves would pick and they were showing 'notable drafted players in year XXXX'
The first 4 were all Stars and then the best player they came up with after pick #8 was Chris Kaman and Luke Ridnour
>lelanders
BELLOWS YOU FAGGOT
>>68881301
you're just a fat fuck lmao
>reminder that Dubois was the best North American player in the draft
>>68881257
Lmao I heard that. In a James Hetfield voice, no less.
>wings get jones
Solid, no complaints given what's available
>>68881291
Because we haven't reached those yet. We still /firstround/ here
>>68881292
>laffs
>furries
checks out
>>68881301
It was more of i was big for my age. I was already 6'4'' 190 when i was in grade 7
>>68881311
y-you too
>>68881308
>le getting drafted because of daddies connections
The Bruins took the best Defenseman in this draft.
lmao you guys see Wang just now
Stream crapped out for me. How many more picks before Carolina goes again?
>>68881288
>used skates
No, not for a beginner. go to a real hockey shop and get properly fitted for a decent pair of hockey skates. If you get the wrong skates, it's gonna make hockey a LOT less enjoyable, and it'll probably slow your skating development too
>>68881322
>summer
>expect me to be in hockey shape
ahaha oh wow
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>>68881288
I got a brand new helmet from a friend, so this guy is probably right. I would still argue new skates are important, because I'd never skated before so I wanted to be sure they fit.
>All those Americans
>>68881351
Wongs choose then canes
>Chychrun
I'm really happy with this. Florida boy in NTM meme team
>>68881347
i think the Canes did
>>68881351
Detroit then you
Great pick! Good job, Snow.
>Shades of Mike Bossy here.
https://youtu.be/1MNA0_n32Hc
>>68881351
they pick next after detroit
>>68881347
he literally will not survive in the pros
he has the body of a fat 12 year old
>>68881338
>stopped growing after you're 13-14
>>68881322
>implying
I'm 5'8" 245lbs and I can fly because my low center of gravity
>>68881338
stop telling weird lies for attention canada
>>68881368
Thanks. GOAThier still on the board?
>>68881357
>be fat
>claim you're not in """"""""""""hockey shape"""""""""
There is only one Bill Kessel my friend
Red Wings should take Chyrchun.
They need top end D prospects.
>>68881351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9EFoTFO_fU&feature=youtu.be
>tfw made this months ago to trigger finland
>tfw it came true
HAHAH MEME MAGIC
>>68881376
looks like fulton reed desu
>>68881356
>hand me down skates when I was twelve
>they were size 3
>I was size 7 at that point
My parents still feel terrible about not giving me a chance to play hockey as a kid
>>68881395
chychrun is at Arizona already
Sami Hoffrén @shoffren 17m17 minutes ago
Jesse Puljujärvi about Columbus snub: "I don't mind. Edmonton is a real hockey town."
What did he mean by this?
>>68881395
Chychrun is gone m8
this is going WAY too fucking slow...
>>68881393
>Ameri-lard calling me fat
>Has never been on skates in his life
>>68881356
This. Skates are not something you skimp on. Also, do not join a hockey team if you've gotta learn to skate still. Learn to skate, then move to hockey.
>>68881414
shots fired
>>68881414
He's fighting back tears, lol.
>>68881376
he is the next doughty. he moves so well and he shoots in the high 90s on net rn. BU develops very well. he's gonna be good
>>68881414
He loves frozen shitholes
>>68881414
he meant fuck ohio
>>68881417
You can past the time faster by logging on skype with me :3
CHAKEKSKI
>>68881392
Not sure tbc
>>68881418
>Erock
>>68881413
>>68881415
whoops my bad.
>drafting a cholo....wski
>>68881401
Meme magic
>>68881437
SCARY SKELLINGTON!!!
>>68881445
and he looked really disappointed by it
>three BCHLers in the first round
Stu MacGregor must be so hard right now
Do you think that neckbeard browses /hoc/?
>>68881449
>that stupid smile still on his face
does he realize his career is over?
Flyers are gonna take Max Jones, aren't they.
>>68881356
I worked in rinks selling skates for a decade. I can tell you that anything new and under $200 is dogshit. It can take some work, but you can find a decent pair of lightly used skates for half retail price, and if it's not something he;s going to stick with, it's not worth it sinking that kind of money into it.
A beginner skater's feet would be brutalized by anything good as well, they're too stiff for someone who isn't exerting any sort of power. A cheap new beginner pair will run $70-90 and they just aren't made well anymore.
Used skates are also broken in already, lessening the pain of doing that on your own. Yes, you don't want to buy something that's blown the fuck out, but it is not a bad place to start.
Invest in something new once you're certain you're going to stick with it and you know what you want/need.
I also don't know how tall/fat this dude is or how fucked up his feet are, which would vary my opinion, so whatever.
>>68881437
still no idea why i find her so qt
This draft really falls off a cliff after 20. Bunch of who the fuck's now.
Cholowski looks like a 14-year-old
he looks tiny, see you in 2023 kid
>>68881443
comment?
>>68881464
the fat one or the undead one
>>68881414
>mad at KEKalainen
cholowski sucks lol idk if any of you guys around rn even remember kevin dallman but hes the same player as him
>>68881414
Mcdavido and poopina . Unbelievable
>drafting a guy named Cholo
>>68881376
So does Bill
>>68881432
Not on the Bruins, they'll trade him before his entry level contract ends.
sooo... where's vehviläinen? explain
>detroit stamkos watch
lel do they actually think this is going to happen
>>68881414
Lmao fuck this pussy ass bitch and his salty ass attitude. Enjoy sucking ass in literally who gives a fuckton
>sportsnet doesn't even have him in the top 30
>>68881463
Texas anon?
>>68881414
Based Pulju. Welcome to Edmonton, you goofy fuck. We love our Finns here, and his style of play is always fully appreciated.
>>68881495
no, good players don't sign with Detoilet anymore
>>68881468
>not realizing the sixth round is the true vein of gold
>>68881463
Autism.
>>68881495
they're in the mix for sure right now
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>>68881462
German or Julien
PICK GOATHIER FRANCIS
>>68881495
Well they do have about $18mil as of the Datsyuk trade, so...
>>68881483
>Kevin Dallman
I remember that guy, he had a pretty good career
>tfw finally excited for >your team's future
how much do you want to bet the wings just made a steal?
>>68881414
BTFO
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>>68881489
haha, yeah, you right my nigga you right
just bought a pulju oilers jersey
PICK A FORWARD FRANCIS
>>68881505
No
>>68881514
upset?
Bennett and Tkachuk are gonna bully the shit outta Edmonton
>>68881183
mfw my fellow Islelsfags want to trade this pick but this guy is putting in 30 bingos every year in 3 years
>>68881533
Synyshyn 2.0
>>68881546
I'm planning on getting one
>>68881529
lmao....i can't criticize anything holland does right now after the rape but i'm not so sure about this child.....
>>68881530
>a fucking spic
i hope he gets concussed in his first game
>>68881414
>When asked which market he'd prefer to play in between Edmonton and Columbus, Puljujarvi answered, "...um. well at least Edmonton is better than fucking Columbus."
As a Swede, do I need to have Detroit as >my team or is Colorado fine because Foppa played there
>>68881533
>BCHLers
FUCK YES FRANCIS I LOVE YOU
GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT
Mr Canada
>>68881575
Why do Swedes hate the Sedins so much?
his uncle looked like a fucking noodle
>Scott McLaughlin
>@smclaughlin9
>Four BU players in first 19 picks. Ties a record for most first-round picks from one NCAA or Canadian junior team in a single draft.
Is Boston University the GOAT college hockey development uni?
Calgary becoming a team of manlets LELMAO!!!!
FLYERS TAKING DEMEMECAT CONFIRMED
>like rick nash
RIP Canes
>used skates
Do people really do this?
>swapping the great dane for that ugly little mutt
You think that little fucker would try and play based Danish post-punk in the locker room just to fuck with everyone?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi5hK0uVQ4E
I'm legit mad.
>>68881551
>the canucks
lel they will be a lottery team for another decade
>>68881457
Nice scout reference. But seriously, what the fuck? BCHL is known for producing busts.
>>68881572
that spic is better than everyone else on your awful roster
>laffs
>how do you want your draft famalam?
>Selanne is an old Jets legend, they draft Laine
>Kurri's number is retired on the Oilers, they draft Puljujarvi
It's fucking poetic justice, I think.
>>68881594
Guarantee one of them doesn't report and goes pro/CHL
GO WHALE
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>>68881463
I understand where you're coming from, but most adults starting out literally do not no what to look for in used gear. It's like guitars; I can go out to most used music stores and find one or two sub 500$ guitars that are on par with 1000$ new instirments quality wise, because I know what to look for. A complete noobie has a good chance of ending up with a dog of a guitar that causes them to play less because they don't have that experience.
>>68881414
...he s-said as he held back the t-tears from his eyes.
QUICK NAVI or FLIPSIDE
https://twitter.com/RobTheHockeyGuy/status/746507590582960129
Healthy Salo >>> Juolevi
>>68881591
I like them to be honest, they carried us to a gold in 2013 I believe when others (as usual) wouldn't show up to play.
>>68881628
is it true that Puljuju doesn't know who Jari Kurri is?
>le flyers are goons meme
when does las vegas draft???
>>68881616
no hes not lmao
>>68881660
>NAVI
they'll choke man
they always choke
Post yfw Flyers draft Jones
>>68881635
Yeah that's true. Need a friend who knows whats up or find a good store who will actually help him instead of trying the upsell.
>>68881671
in about 190 picks
>>68881616
You guys got a really good centre, I'm happy for you.
>mfw
>>68881663
Fuckin Finns got all the bantz tonight lmao
>>68881607
>implying anyone in the nhl listens to iceage
>his dad is a bodybuilder
>isn't even that big of a guy
???
>russian
>name is German
fucking kek
TAKING ROIDED UP RUSSIAN
so elite
>>68881666
He said he hadn't met him, not that he didn't know who he is. Although, he literally can't speak English, so who the fuck knows.
>>68881575
The Swedish days are done in Detroit desu, now everybody else takes the good ones. Zetterberg and Kronwall are old, Goose is tight, franzen is ded, and lidstrom is retired. The dream is over.
>>68881703
you're a big guy
>be russian
>be named german
RAPE BABY
>In honor of Ed Snider
>Picks a Russian
The absolute madman. Good pick, tho.
>German Bustov
>le roid inside of body ger man
dank more russians
cup is coming back to broad street boys
>>68881374
>you fuckin' tit fucker!
Every time.
>>68881703
He was, now he's old you dink dyke
>>68881721
for you
>>68881720
Welp, we need a new team with many swedes desu.
>>68881729
thats a pretty smuk pik
Ha ha time for meldonium
is Dubois actually good?
>>68881572
>a fucking spic
>country of hockey
>emotional capital of canada
>best player is 50% mexican
AYYYYYY LMAO
>>68881721
EAT BIG
GET BIG
>>68881703
show some fucking respect
You can only reply to this post if your team has had a GOAT 1st round so far
Not so fast, Kings, Jackets, and >rags fans
>>68881700
It came up in one of those faites connaissance avec vos Canadiens videos that Larry tried to play them in the locker room and everyone shut it down so pricer could listen to Keith Urban
nobody wants max "literally kills people" jones?
>>68881754
Showri so lol funneh
>>68881757
my team is finnish national team :^)
>>68881757
>>68881735
so he got lazy?
>>68881750
He should but the QMJHL is dangerously memey
Ron Hextall went from looking like a badass to looking like a restaurant manager
>>68881757
Oh hello there.
>>68881480
zombie-chan
>>68881763
JONES IS TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
>>68881757
>Ended up with Beanman and GOAThier
Reporting.
>>68881757
DONT REMIND ME PLEASE
;_;
>>68881757
>rags
lmao they got fucked by >us
>>68881757
I'm not entirely sold on the pick, but Holland literally raped an underage GM so I'm happy.
>>68881720
They are working the cycle. They are finally back to a team led by NA's and soon to be russians.
Does anyone know anything about this Rubstov fellow or is he just a huge Russian bust who coasts on defense?
>>68881782
His unassuming appearance helps him trade rape meme teams like bombston and arizona
>>68881780
What if he's the next Crosby of the next gordie Howe
Pleas God make Dubois great for the jackets
Win a cup in Columbus
Still no goalies
>>68881805
Well his biggest strength was his two way game so probably not
>>68880897
who /useddrugsandruinedtheircareer/ here?
Played juniors, played with and against a bunch of nhlers growing up. Damn I could have went to at least Europe, I was just as good or better than some of them
>>68881805
Rubstov has been called the most skilled russian since kharlamov
>>68881818
Good. You never draft goalies in the first round.
>>68881818
>Goalies in the first round
>>68881805
/hoc/ doesn't know shit past the top 10
>>68881818
goalies dont matter anymore, they only start for 4 years
>>68881819
>le chubby goofy reddit man
that feelio wheelio when some team picking ~20 got a similar player that you drafted at 5th
>Florida picks an under 18
>Kills him so that Jagr can drink his blood and stay eternally young
>Jagr scores 100 goals next year
>Yandle assists on all of them
>Panthors win Cup
Top wew, Yandle went up there too
>>68881813
>lebron wins one for da land
He broke your curse. Expect a cup in Ohio in the next 10 years
>>68881805
Nah he's a solid two way forward
>>68881750
The next Sean Horcoff tbqh
>>68881758
Damn, Eller was truly based. They got good return for him and Shaw could be okay but he was not worth two 2nds and Bergy will likely overpay him.
>>68881805
No, hes actually really talented.
I've seen him in person
>>68881833
>watching the draft after the first 15 are selected
weeeeeeeeeew you have autism, bud
>florida hoarding finns
wew
Binlander for the panturds
>heart
>courage
pierre meming again
>"fans"
>drafting an overager in the first round
FRESH NEW MEME ALERT
>finnish overager
literally who
>FLORIDA
EKBLAD ON SUICIDE WATCH
FINLAND STRONG
>FINLAND STRONG
FINLAND STRONG
>FINLAND STRONG
FINLAND STRONG
>FINLAND STRONG
FINLAND STRONG
>FINLAND STRONG
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>FINLAND STRONG
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>FINLAND STRONG
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>FINLAND STRONG
>>68881842
I would be completely OK with this.
>literally no good trades
>cryers fans on HFBoards
somebody pick niemelainen
let's squeeze in another finn
>>68881859
>watching not TSN
>>68881854
Of course Canadians aren't familiar with seeing their team draft after #15 wew wew wew
>>68881847
Please don't joke like that
Anaheim better pick max jones
>>68881874
>it's a finnish draftee
you might as well just not draft anyone and instead just pass on the clock
>>68881849
Found it
>http://video.canadiens.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=671843
Patch brings it up at 1:06
>Literally who overager still playing in the Finnish juniors
JUST
>>68881885
give me stream
I'm stuck with american nbcsn
>drafting a literally who
>falling for memes
>>68881818
Goalies shouldn't even be drafted tbqh. Not at 18 years old anyways.
why the FUCK are they memeing about the laffs new jersey?
it looks the fucking same???
>>68881883
Calling the jackets draft him in round 2
>>68881842
>yfw gretzky literally did score 100 goals one year
Borgstrom is a really good pick, sneaky faggots
>Mckenzie says Flyers are going to take literal murderer Jones because broad street bullies
>take skilled Russian instead
top meme
Flyers bros, Hexy got a gen
http://www.litterboxcats.com/2016/6/1/11612552/florida-panthers-2016-draft-prospect-profile-german-rubstov
WHERE ARE THE TRADES
IS BENNING FUCKING RETARDED
GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT BROS
>>68881871
My new Finnish brother, how do you feel about Pulju getting to play with McDavid? I know >we suck and whatnot, but you've gotta love that idea.
>>68881881
>visiting hf
literally worse then rebbit
>tfw finland spent a whole year shitposting abou mcmeme but will now have to cheer for him by proxy
top haha
>>68881881
>Pennsylvania education
>>68881818
League has too many goalies, everyone is trying to give them away
>>68881918
No he didn't
>>68881925
Britain trades muzzies for independnece
>>68881881
>unitonically visiting HFboards
You're the only meme I can see
>>68881921
>Ed Snider dies
>Ron "Rebuilding the Berlin Wall" Hextall floods the team with cheating commie skill players
Panthers stacking up on meme finns arent they
FINLAND STRONK
>>68881925
the lightning will trade guaranteed
no matter what team you're a fan of, you can always take solace in the fact that its not vanpooper
>cantpucks
Mobile strike is one of the worst games ever, where is this marketing money coming from
>>68881947
1983-84. 87 regular season, 13 playoff.
>>68881931
>draft 4th (FOURTH) ranked DEFENSEMAN
>at 5th (FIFTH) overall
I dunno. You tell me.
>>68881923
Flyers also have Travis something from Sarnia last year, arguably the most underrated forwards
>>68881937
>Le photogenic Phinnland
Reddit's guy in the making
>>68881912
Eastern faggot media. They could change the white to a slightly brighter white, and it would be front page news and the rest of the fucking country would have to hear about it for the next three weeks straight.
And people wonder why I was so happy when the Oilels cucked the Laffs out of McDavid. Imagine how fucking insufferable they would have been with the literal GOAT on their team.
>>68881912
laffs fans are autistic
>>68881950
great trade desu
>>68881977
konecny
>>68881960
that's a weird metal detector
HELLO HOCKEYTARDS
WHERE IS VEHVILÄINEN???
FINNISH GOALIE POWER?
>>68881972
>playoff goals
That's not record worthy mate only regular season
>>68881971
micro transactions
>>68881977
Konecny, he's a beast.
>>68881977
Sanheim, thought he was a D-man though
>>68881958
>american pretending to read French
What french girl are you trying to impress?
Those analytic nerds are gonna trade ekblad arent they?
The Ducks would pick Jones
ANAHEIM GETS JONES!! YES!!!
>>68881950
thats almost as one-sided as the Datsyuk trade
>>68882003
>someone saved my edit
ty binland
>literal rapist drated to the NHL to cheers
expect a shitstorm soon
>Sean Day
hope we still this faggot bust in the 4th round (do we even have that?)
>>68882011
>>68881977
whoops, both named travis, my mistake
>>68882007
Yeah I suppose 92 will have to do.
>>68881901
>Shaw will never score 4 (FOUR) goals in one game for the habs
>>68882029
thank you for making it
>>68882011
DOUBLE TRAVIS, HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS
>Suspenders
>>68880897
i see my brother play all the time, hes ass. one of his teammates from his team got committed to UVM for hockey.
Ducksfags how is Nick Ritchie coming along?
>>68882003
Back to jatkoaika. Homo
>YFW Dubois is the greatest player ever
>thanking God
>>68882067
He's still a fat retard
>>68882067
Confirmed bust.
>>68882069
literally never typed that url to my browser tbqh
>>68881957
>take no Russians in the first round from 1967-2014
>back to back first round Russians
Flyers are going red, famalam
>>68882069
>Finland calling anyone gay
HAHA BINLAND
hockey is gay
Where are the trades!!!!!
>>68882016
Think it was McKenzie who tweeted he heard rumours of an 8 year, $60 million extension. So I doubt it.
>>68882067
Absolute shit. 4th liner at best.
>>68882111
trades never ever
>>68882067
he can't score, but he checked and BTFO of some people. Hopefully he is getting better conditioning-wise.
>>68882107
Dis shooped?
>>68882069
is this a finnish meme for "go back to le reddit"?
>>68882088
>reminder that we got Rene borque a draft pick AND WILD BILL KARLSSON WHO IS GREAT
>>68882042
I realize the Larry wasn't producing that well and >we have too many centres but Shaw sucks and was carried by his linemates AND >we're going to overpay him. The whole thing just sucks honestly. It'll be the >lelmelin contract 2.0
"...tell you about my experience with his wife!"
>>68882130
real, desu
>>68882139
>for a rental
Who in the NHL draft is "OUR GUY"?
Poopoopeepeeinajarvi?
>>68882153
This
>>68882111
sweeney likes his young unknowns. cehlarik is a name 3 different people said to me tonight. zboril, by all accounts, made the bruins last year. they are confident in their group. they came close last year.
>>68882165
bean
>>68882130
>we want to draft Ryan Toughtie
>turns out he's a Softie and gets BTFO
kek
>>68882157
Thank you Bajoran terrorism
>>68882165
pulju is a forced meme
So how come Minnesota is such a bog fucking hockey state anyway?
>Let me tell you about me and his wife
Ruff confirmed cuck
>>68882165
You are all now Canes fans. Embrace the Bean
>hands
>Tufte nearly died of diabetes
>>68882161
You can tell that one's fake because her mirror booty is small.
>>68882191
REMOVE HASPERAT
>le state of Hockey
>>68882165
Pulju and Bean. Poop gets hurt just because he's on the Oilers and >we're all sick of them
>>68881506
>tfw greg chase was my linemate back in bantam and midget AAA... Sherwood park flyers boys
TRADE BOYS
>mfw when wings get Radulov and Stamkos
>>68882165
Detroit traded as soon as the realized they wouldnt be able to draft the real meme Bean.
>>68882215
stop talking shit about my french canadian waifu
Who /Matthews/ here?
>>68882107
KEK worst shop i have seen in a while, looks like you used paint lol
>>68882191
>implying I wasn't pulling for based Dukat until he went insane in season 7
more boring pick trades
who's gonna take debrincat?
>>68882125
Suck a dick!!! Traaaaade!!!!
>>68882243
D:
Also, these trades, top kek.
>bloos
>>68882232
Was he nasty as fuck? I hear he's got quite a mean streak when he wants to. He was one of my dark horse AHL guys to win a bottom 6 job, but I think he's been passed.
NEW THREAD
>>68882262
>>68882262
>>68882262
NEW THREAD
>>68882206
>>68882228
>tfw everyone will bandwagon the canes now
B E A N
E
A
B
>>68882194
Basically just Canada but a state.
>>68882238
We now have cap space to pull something like that.
>>68882225
>pic related
>>68882247
Dukat did nothing wrong
I wonder who he'd draft if he were the GM of the Jackets
>>68882271
The guy definitely has attitude issues, loses his temper against the refs and will generate stupid unsuportsmanlike calls. It what really holds him down when he is so naturally talented and a gifted goal scorer. Lol i remember back in bantam he was our assistant captain and johnny quenville was our rookie and he punched johnny Q in the face and johnny cried over some petty thing i couldn't remember.. Other than that, greg is a pretty cool dude if he likes you I still talk to him from time to time
kek, sportsnet talking about the McAvoy tweet
>that feel when the greatest hockey player doesn't sire an nhl playing son to keep the flame lit but instead sires a Paris Hilton level trash bag
>moronic goon ti domi sires a highly talented forward
>>68882329
The pressure of being Gretzky's son would be too much for anyone
mcavoy hates boston!!!!!!!
fuck bombston right boys
do you guys think Matthews is a nice guy irl
Check out the chic fabbro brought to grad though oh my
>>68884248
look at his eyes. sociopath
