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FINLAND STRONG edition
First for Ducks
boring night tbqh
FINNS SMELL LIKE SHIT AND ARE BAD POSTERS
/OURGUY/
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Is DeBrincat the next meme player in the draft?
Why is Bean a meme?
>>68882262
Who /duboisnextcrosby/ here?
requesting pic of pierre making that face
>>68882296
rude
BASED FINLAND
Pulju wears 9, but the Oilers retired 9 after Glenn Anderson gangfucked the league along with Gretzky, Messier, Kurri and Coffey. What number should he pick?
>le tweet is le deleted
bussy
LEL
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>all these big guys
>>68882317
98
>>68882317
It won't matter because he'll never play in the nhl
How much will Stamkos make per season?
>>68882325
>>68882336
what did i miss?
>>68882336
tip top kek
Will someone pick Debrincat?
>Hockey
>>68882317
98
>>68882345
probably like $10mil
>>68882336
Do these fucking kids not understand they need to delete that shit once they reach this level?
>>68882358
>jiggaboo jam
lmao /hoc/ is so fast there are 8 threads in catalog right now.
>>68882345
11.5 gorllion dollars
>>68882339
>putting fucking dressing on pizza
why do swedes/finns do this?
>>68882367
I'm surprised the agents don't do it for them honestly, it seems like a no brainer. Every year this happens.
>>68882340
>>68882336
>5/21/2013
>rags
>>68882358
>cuckhoop
>african squeekshoe
>niggers
>reminder that the jackets always draft well in later rounds
What is the second most iconic number in NHL after Gretzky's 99? I would say Jagr's 68 or Lemieux's 66
>>68882373
This is as close to /happening/ as we get.
>tfw hasb didn't draft charlie "i hate the bruins so much" mcavoy
>>68882378
thats not dressing lass
its time lads
>>68882399
Howe and Richard's 9
>>68882399
Who do you think of when you think of #61
>>68882399
Andrew Desjardins 69
>>68882396
Good because they fucked up incredibly bad by passing on pulju
So what does the Ducks' biggest need to win the Cup?
>>68882399
Gordie Howe #9 or Bourque #77.
Yzerman #19 is always the greatest to me
>>68882358
>mywife'ssonhoop
BOLTS BABY
>>68882399
number 4 bobby orr
>>68882432
coaching
>>68882399
Gordie Howe, 9
Wonderful dubs, btw.
>>68882317
Will the league retire 9 for Gordie Howe?
I think it would be more significant the meme-ass Gretzky's number.
Boston's pick hates the Bruins lmao
Fuck Bombston niggers
>dropping your draft strategy on the ground
>>68882442
They signed Carlyle back.
>>68882423
>>68882434
>tfw you have always assocaited 9 with Modano
>>68882395
>African squeakshoe
Jesus fucking Christ I was not ready for that
![davidson[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3va8Gn5.jpg "davidson[1].jpg")
>>68882399
00 is pretty iconic
who are the kids in the jerseys on stage
>>68882399
selänne 8
>>68882458
Exactly, they need to fire him. He is not a good modern coach.
>>68882430
>not passing on a meme player
I'd rather have a non meme Canadian than a sucky meme Finn
>>68882399
4, 8, 77. 19.
>>68882413
then what's that white shit
>yzerman straight to the point
based man
>>68882486
Mayo
REMINDER
Game 7 of the NBA finals: 30 million viewers
Game 6 of the Stan lee cup finals: 5 million viewers
Really makes you think
>>68882399
Orr 4
Howe 9
Bourque 77
Yzerman 19 (this is going to be huge with kids coming in growing up watching Yzerman, like Seguin)
>>68882467
Usually GM's or coaches kids, sometimes Make a Wish kids i think.
>>68882464
>rags
>>68882486
the residue after seeing that sweet ass
>>68882449
No and they should unretire Gretzky's.
>Stevie Y waltzes up and with zero fanfair announces the pick
Motherfucker wasted zero time up on stage. Kinda looks angry rn desu
>>68882344
truth dubs
>>68882470
Who should the Ducks have signed for their coach?
post draft strategy again
>>68882399
Parise's 11
>Lightning drafting Canadians
Top kek that always works out so well for y'all
>>68882508
Dubois 52
>>68882486
yogurt-based kebab sauce
>>68882480
this
>>68882523
Yeo to be honest
>>68882524
draft 3rd line centres
>>68882518
Stamkos is not only fucking the team, he's fucking his wife
>>68882524
I am.now a #Puljumissile
>>68882530
>Yogurt on pizza
What the fuck
>>68882505
>mayo
>pizza
white people pls...
>>68882449
No. Howe was based, but it would've happened by now, same with Bobby's #4. Gretzky wasn't a meme, Gretzky was not of this world. That's why 99 is retired league wide.
>pic related, Gretzky's true people
>>68882523
Jagr
>>68882540
I have a bad feeling with that guy. Didn't he yell at the Wilds player for not playing well? That was weird.
>>68882542
I thought Stamkos was fucking St. Louis' wife
>>68882541
Bluejackets strategy
Take the least memey available
>>68882518
he's probably mad because of >>68882550
>>68882552
It's a kebab pizza, yogurt sauce and tomato sauce are normal for kebab
>>68882526
>Vinny
>Manlet St Poopie
>Old man Stamm
>prime old man dan
>Brad Richards
They're regretting it already.
>>68882564
Because the Wild are underwhelming pieces of shit.
They cucked him
>>68882486
that is mayo and literally only Oulu does this. that's 180k people. a small percentage of finland
>>68882550
>thinking sexy hexy would trade three picks for one
COME. ON.
>>68882564
The Wild have a bunch of drama shit with the owner and favoritism with Suter and Parise. No coach can do well in that atmosphere.
>wow, you got an A in math?
>you're a smart mathematician!
Dude... it's high school math...
Is it so surprising to get A's in high school?
>>68882592
>All that talk of trading 3rd overall is because they know Pulju is a bust
>Every other GM knows it so they didn't go near
>>68882564
>being angry at your players for not playing well
>weird
>>68882608
>dat image
kek everytime
>>68882486
Europe is so infested with shitskins even their pizzas have become Muslim-fied
Now they eat pizza with strips of goaton it they call kebab and Muslim sauce called Tzaiki (zee-kee) sauce
>>68882616
That isn't the jackets
That's the jests
>>68882608
Reminder that Eberle won WHL scholastic player of the year
>>68882616
bulju isnt a bust
>>68882550
So, what, was Tampa legit hoping to not draft in the first round?
>>68882336
Has to be fake
>>68882635
Tzaiki sauce is Lebanese
Gyros are Greek
>>68882554
Gretzky was a meme goal scorer, Howe was the physical manifestation of hockey.
How(e) they haven't already retired 9 is beyond me, but I'm also drunk.
>>68882640
I wouldn't say that's a highly competitive award
>>68882649
It's legit my man
>>68882643
Keep telling yourself that
who will Sweeney Meme
>>68882635
no it's literally mayo
mayo pizza is a "regional specialty" of Oulu
>>68882662
That's the point
>>68882608
>that pic
I fucking love how dumb those two are.
We probably won't hear anything about Stamkos until tomorrow morning, right? I don't want to miss any meme trades tomorrow by staying up too late tonight.
why are these teams (bolts/caps) not thanking and congratulating the pens for winning cup
>>68882654
>Greek and Lebanese
>not Muslim shitskins
>>68882672
they showed it on tv?
>>68882635
Spelled tzatziki wrong
It's cucumber dressing
>>68882694
odds are you wont hear anything about stamkos for a while
>>68882694
Just go to sleep. Meme trades in morning brightens or ruins my day.
>>68882696
go home, you're drunk
the madman is on the clock.
>>68882659
Retiring a number league wide seems a little too much
>>68882704
Yeah, they even tried to make an excuse for it
>>68882699
It's actually just Greek big hairy man Greek
MADMAN GOING OFF THE BOARD AGAIN!!!
>>68882704
Yep, as reported by hockey insider Sophia Jurksztowicz
>>68882694
expect him to be traded to Detroit, and signed before midnight
54 on Bobs list
RARE PULJU
>54th
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
Who the fuck is frederick
finally... one more pick left
hurry up
So who will the Ducks draft again?
TAKE ASPLUND ANAHEIM PLEASE
How does Charlie Jacobs run a large corporation when he can't speak?
Sweeney always doing this retarded shit
>>68882758
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ALSO, FUCKING JELLY.
FUCK THE BRUINS
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>>68882758
Im so jealous
I- I guess I will enjoy my signed Julien Gauthier jersey
OFF THE BOARD PROJECT BOY
WHERE TROUBLE MELTS LIKE LEMON DROPS HIGH ABOVE THE CHIMNEY TOP THATS WHERE YOUL FINNND MEEEE
So is the 2nd+ rounds gonna be televised tomorrow?
How BTFO has Canada been today?
>>68882769
http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=272221
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>>68882745
*social media insider
>absolute madman doing it again
wtf have the broons been doing last two drafts?
>Zboril
>DeBrusk
>Senyshyn
>Frederic
Is Missouri the real state of hockey
>>68882805
on NHLN
>>68882810
She's such a joke, I wish they'd dropped her as part of the new SN deal
>>68882769
Another two way third line center.
Jesus christ sweeney
>>68882828
>Missouri
You sure not Minnesota?
trent fredericks?
what does don sweeney mean by this lmao
>>68882820
It's art.
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>68882806
This doesn't make us mad, I'm actually impressed by Murrica and Finland. Your hockey programs are definitely improving.
>the Bruins fucking drafted a THIRD LINE CENTER in the 1st round
Sweeney I just don't understand you at all.
DID YOU KNOW WITH DISCOVER CARD YOU CAN TALK TO A REAL HUMAN NOT AN INDIAN COCKROACH
>>68882861
Hes probably never played pesapallo
Best draft for memes in quite some time.
Good night /hoc/.
Man, the BJs ruined us.
Oilers were gonna draft defenseman, but BJs just gotta pick Dubois.
Watch out for random Swedish defenseman at 30th.
>>68882873
It's magic, you don't gotta question it. Just let it work.
>>68882806
so hyped to see Kyle Conner and Laine on the same line
The Draft: What player you want, senpai?
Don Sweeney: Just 3rd Line my shit up, senpai.
>>68882883
Finns aren't real humans
>>68882896
Based CBJ not only helping themself BUT fucking everyone else below them
>all these hockey players gfs are all blonde
>>68882897
No Swedish this time.
>>68882810
>her face when she will never be as based as chantal desjardins laying the smackdown on pj stock on live tv
Thank god, it's finally ogre.
>>68882887
All Finnish kids have played pesäpallo in school. It's officially our country's national game, not hockey.
>>68882924
You jelly bitch?
>>68882887
he's from outside the civilization so he probably has
what song are they playing right now in the arena when introducing steel?
>>68882924
>this poster is canadian
>>68882924
the dont want gooks
>>68882940
dont talk to my gf like that
>>68882936
I have 600 facebook friends and I'm not the kind of person to add someone just because we were in the same party
I have literally never met anyone who played pesäpallo
Rate your 1st round drafts
>Bruins
>B
McAvoy was a great grab for a desperate, DESPERATE need on this team
But what the fuck shit with the Frederick pick Sweeney
>>68882924
>none of the players are black
This sport is not for me
I think when I get home I'm gonna compare tonight's First Round with the 2016 First Round in my Eastside Hockey save.
The top five-ish look relatively the same I think but the rest is a blur.
>>68882968
I've played pesäpallo lol.
>>68882959
>chinks
>watching hockey
Some poo in loos do, but I've never seen a chinaman anywhere near a hockey game.
>>68882990
love this blog
>>68882993
It's literally retarded baseball
>>68882977
>no black players in the 1st round this year
>no non-whites until late 2nd round, probably that Chinese guy
>>68882919
>fucking everyone else below them
u wot, m8
>>68882924
>these hockey player gfs are diverse enough
>reporting them to the police for racism
Why no Russians in the first round/hoc/?
>>68883050
Flyers took one I think
>>68882506
>Pitts and San jose
Literally who cares
>>68883050
Flyers m8
>>68883050
There was 2 I think ya dingus
>>68883026
>soft defense for everyone in the draft except 4 teams those teams are cbj (who have gotten much better since 2014 stupid to get rid of wisniewski) the canes the snes and San Jose
>>68883028
Never been to a nucks game. Toronto is just as infested with immigrants yet the ACC is still 90% white so I figured it'd be the same out west.
>>68883067
>getting baited like that
>>68883050
German bastard and Sergachsomething
>>68883050
There were like, four Finns in the first round. Close enough to Russian these days, didn't they have a team somewhat recently transfer from a finnish league to the KHL?
>>68882506
everyone bandwagoned Warriors hard when they went on their win streak all season. No on has loyalty in apehoop
>>68882974
>Oilers
>A
Getting Pulju was fucking based. I expected Chiarelli to trade the pick, but Pulju frees up Eberle to trade in a package deal for a defenseman.
>>68883067
Oh wow 8 million viewers last year ahahaha wow so much
Cliff Pu will be first non-white pick, around 40 I think. He's decent. >>68883111
Jokerit did. Also KHL is making a Chinese team, for some reason.
>>68883018
>The black on the right is a girl
>Theres actually a chance the one on the left is too.
I actually don't really know what to think.
>>68882506
>no casuals or niggers flooding hockey
Fine by me
>the golden generation of finland
>all stuck in shitty Canadian teams
FUCK
>>68883050
Habs took Sergachev and Flyers took Rubtsov, m80
>>68883018
>who went 4th overall
>>68883150
this desu
>>68883159
pulju is inbred, but white
>>68883154
They should have pulled a Lindros, m8.
>>68883139
Vladivostok might as well be in China location-wise.
The remaining 50 players from Bob McKenzie's list
how'd my Washington caps do this evening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doKWdazCtSU
>>68883154
Which wing does Pulju prefer to play?
>>68883139
the first non-white pick went #1
>>68883050
Markov 2.0 with my man Sergachev
>i hope
>>68882506
>niggerball
>one player carries the team
>same finals for 5 years
>pay good money to watch negroes fight over an orange ball but there's no contact allowed
How could anyone enjoy this?
>>68883154
Maybe Finns will make Canadian hockey great again.
>>68883194
right
>>68882974
Oilers
B
Got gifted Pulju but did nothing to address the blueline. Here's to hoping tomorrow the wheels start turning.
>>68883202
BIG
>tfw I missed draft memery to see the new independence day movie
Don't make the mistake I did, friends. Stay home and eat your tendies and post on /hoc/. This movie sucks dicks anyway.
>>68883209
>reminder that PULJU was a risk to draft anyway while laine and Matthews are bonified
Dubois is literally a better choice than PULJU
That jackets got their new center (he plays LW and mostly C)
The jackets also knew that Dubois can play defense
He's tall he's big and he's strong he's a perfect fit for Columbus
>>68883186
>No Maxime Lajoie on that list
Come on Kenny, go for it with one of those sexy 2nd rounders.
>>68883190
Why is Laine so much better at English? Is Pulju slow?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHp11dYwE7I
>>68883265
>he couldn't see the fact that that movie would suck ten miles away
What are you doing pard?
>>68883265
the first movie wasn't even good
>>68883242
Hall - McDavid - Puljujarvi
That's gotta have appeal, no?
>>68883302
Poopoo is as inbred as an Icelander.
>the GM of the Yotes is 26 years old
I've got four years to make it big bros.
>>68883265
>going to independence day expecting it to be good
>>68883324
Probably
Pouliot-McDavid-Pulju
Hall-RNH-Draisaitl
>>68883332
>off by one
Pulju for Fluery in the works, lads.
>>68883303
>>68883313
>>68883344
It's a 2 movie lineup at the driveins, both suck, but it's only 9 dollars to get drunk and watch some flicks so it's not the worst desu
>>68883332
I want to make fun of you for being a child but then again I'm not managing a hockey team
>>68883370
FUCK OFF MEMES I CANT TAKE THAT NIGGER IN SHITTSBURGH
>>68883344
Most likely. I don't think there's enough ice on an NHL rink for Hall and McDavid to gallop on the same line. They carry the play, better to keep them separate. I think trading Ebs and replacing him with Lucic for 6 years at $6 mil would be an instant step up, as well.
Draisaitl - McDavid - Puljujarvi
Hall - RNH - Lucic
>>68883397
McDavid is Hall's bitch though. Poor Puljijula wouldn't get the puck to Hally.
>>68883370
Keep dreaming nigger
>>68883409
Wow he actually looks......normal
>>68883397
Nice McDavid's
Hall - Draisaitl - Eberle or Yakupov
Maroon - McDavid - Puljujarvi
>>68883424
>what is photoshop
***FRIENDLY REMINDER***
Cal Clutterbuck scored more points than he had penalty minutes this season. He was literally robbed on the Lady Byng.
>>68883406
McDavid seems like Hall's little brother off the ice, but they rarely play together.
I think
Draisaitl - McDavid - Lucic
Hall - RNH - Pulju
actually looks better. Pulju has Hall and RNH to shelter him a bit, McDavid has Lucic to dig pucks out and stand in front of the net.
