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First for Ducks
boring night tbqh
FINNS SMELL LIKE SHIT AND ARE BAD POSTERS
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Is DeBrincat the next meme player in the draft?
Why is Bean a meme?
>>68882262
Who /duboisnextcrosby/ here?
requesting pic of pierre making that face
BASED FINLAND
Pulju wears 9, but the Oilers retired 9 after Glenn Anderson gangfucked the league along with Gretzky, Messier, Kurri and Coffey. What number should he pick?
>le tweet is le deleted
bussy
LEL
E
L
>all these big guys
>>68882317
98
>>68882317
It won't matter because he'll never play in the nhl
How much will Stamkos make per season?
>>68882325
>>68882336
what did i miss?
>>68882336
tip top kek
Will someone pick Debrincat?
>Hockey
>>68882345
probably like $10mil
>>68882336
Do these fucking kids not understand they need to delete that shit once they reach this level?
>>68882358
>jiggaboo jam
lmao /hoc/ is so fast there are 8 threads in catalog right now.
>>68882345
11.5 gorllion dollars
>>68882339
>putting fucking dressing on pizza
why do swedes/finns do this?
>>68882367
I'm surprised the agents don't do it for them honestly, it seems like a no brainer. Every year this happens.
>>68882336
>5/21/2013
>rags
>>68882358
>cuckhoop
>african squeekshoe
>niggers
>reminder that the jackets always draft well in later rounds
What is the second most iconic number in NHL after Gretzky's 99? I would say Jagr's 68 or Lemieux's 66
>>68882373
This is as close to /happening/ as we get.
>tfw hasb didn't draft charlie "i hate the bruins so much" mcavoy
>>68882378
thats not dressing lass
its time lads
>>68882399
Howe and Richard's 9
>>68882399
Who do you think of when you think of #61
>>68882399
Andrew Desjardins 69
>>68882396
Good because they fucked up incredibly bad by passing on pulju
So what does the Ducks' biggest need to win the Cup?
>>68882399
Gordie Howe #9 or Bourque #77.
Yzerman #19 is always the greatest to me
>>68882358
>mywife'ssonhoop
BOLTS BABY
>>68882399
number 4 bobby orr
>>68882432
coaching
>>68882399
Gordie Howe, 9
Wonderful dubs, btw.
>>68882317
Will the league retire 9 for Gordie Howe?
I think it would be more significant the meme-ass Gretzky's number.
Boston's pick hates the Bruins lmao
Fuck Bombston niggers
>dropping your draft strategy on the ground
>>68882442
They signed Carlyle back.
>>68882423
>>68882434
>tfw you have always assocaited 9 with Modano
>>68882395
>African squeakshoe
Jesus fucking Christ I was not ready for that
>>68882399
00 is pretty iconic
who are the kids in the jerseys on stage
>>68882399
selänne 8
>>68882458
Exactly, they need to fire him. He is not a good modern coach.
>>68882430
>not passing on a meme player
I'd rather have a non meme Canadian than a sucky meme Finn
>>68882399
4, 8, 77. 19.
>>68882413
then what's that white shit
>yzerman straight to the point
based man
>>68882486
Mayo
REMINDER
Game 7 of the NBA finals: 30 million viewers
Game 6 of the Stan lee cup finals: 5 million viewers
Really makes you think
>>68882399
Orr 4
Howe 9
Bourque 77
Yzerman 19 (this is going to be huge with kids coming in growing up watching Yzerman, like Seguin)
>>68882467
Usually GM's or coaches kids, sometimes Make a Wish kids i think.
>>68882464
>rags
>>68882486
the residue after seeing that sweet ass
>>68882449
No and they should unretire Gretzky's.
>Stevie Y waltzes up and with zero fanfair announces the pick
Motherfucker wasted zero time up on stage. Kinda looks angry rn desu
>>68882344
truth dubs
>>68882470
Who should the Ducks have signed for their coach?
post draft strategy again
>>68882399
Parise's 11
>Lightning drafting Canadians
Top kek that always works out so well for y'all
>>68882508
Dubois 52
>>68882486
yogurt-based kebab sauce
>>68882480
this
>>68882523
Yeo to be honest
>>68882524
draft 3rd line centres
>>68882518
Stamkos is not only fucking the team, he's fucking his wife
>>68882524
I am.now a #Puljumissile
>>68882530
>Yogurt on pizza
What the fuck
>>68882505
>mayo
>pizza
white people pls...
>>68882449
No. Howe was based, but it would've happened by now, same with Bobby's #4. Gretzky wasn't a meme, Gretzky was not of this world. That's why 99 is retired league wide.
>pic related, Gretzky's true people
>>68882523
Jagr
>>68882540
I have a bad feeling with that guy. Didn't he yell at the Wilds player for not playing well? That was weird.
>>68882542
I thought Stamkos was fucking St. Louis' wife
>>68882541
Bluejackets strategy
Take the least memey available
>>68882518
he's probably mad because of >>68882550
>>68882552
It's a kebab pizza, yogurt sauce and tomato sauce are normal for kebab
>>68882526
>Vinny
>Manlet St Poopie
>Old man Stamm
>prime old man dan
>Brad Richards
They're regretting it already.
>>68882564
Because the Wild are underwhelming pieces of shit.
They cucked him
>>68882486
that is mayo and literally only Oulu does this. that's 180k people. a small percentage of finland
>>68882550
>thinking sexy hexy would trade three picks for one
COME. ON.
>>68882564
The Wild have a bunch of drama shit with the owner and favoritism with Suter and Parise. No coach can do well in that atmosphere.
>wow, you got an A in math?
>you're a smart mathematician!
Dude... it's high school math...
Is it so surprising to get A's in high school?
>>68882592
>All that talk of trading 3rd overall is because they know Pulju is a bust
>Every other GM knows it so they didn't go near
>>68882564
>being angry at your players for not playing well
>weird
>>68882608
>dat image
kek everytime
>>68882486
Europe is so infested with shitskins even their pizzas have become Muslim-fied
Now they eat pizza with strips of goaton it they call kebab and Muslim sauce called Tzaiki (zee-kee) sauce
>>68882616
That isn't the jackets
That's the jests
>>68882608
Reminder that Eberle won WHL scholastic player of the year
>>68882616
bulju isnt a bust
>>68882550
So, what, was Tampa legit hoping to not draft in the first round?
>>68882336
Has to be fake
>>68882635
Tzaiki sauce is Lebanese
Gyros are Greek
>>68882554
Gretzky was a meme goal scorer, Howe was the physical manifestation of hockey.
How(e) they haven't already retired 9 is beyond me, but I'm also drunk.
>>68882640
I wouldn't say that's a highly competitive award
>>68882649
It's legit my man
>>68882643
Keep telling yourself that
who will Sweeney Meme
>>68882635
no it's literally mayo
mayo pizza is a "regional specialty" of Oulu
>>68882662
That's the point
>>68882608
>that pic
I fucking love how dumb those two are.
We probably won't hear anything about Stamkos until tomorrow morning, right? I don't want to miss any meme trades tomorrow by staying up too late tonight.
why are these teams (bolts/caps) not thanking and congratulating the pens for winning cup
>>68882654
>Greek and Lebanese
>not Muslim shitskins
>>68882672
they showed it on tv?
>>68882635
Spelled tzatziki wrong
It's cucumber dressing
>>68882694
odds are you wont hear anything about stamkos for a while
>>68882694
Just go to sleep. Meme trades in morning brightens or ruins my day.
>>68882696
go home, you're drunk
the madman is on the clock.
>>68882659
Retiring a number league wide seems a little too much
>>68882704
Yeah, they even tried to make an excuse for it
>>68882699
It's actually just Greek big hairy man Greek
MADMAN GOING OFF THE BOARD AGAIN!!!
>>68882704
Yep, as reported by hockey insider Sophia Jurksztowicz
>>68882694
expect him to be traded to Detroit, and signed before midnight
54 on Bobs list
RARE PULJU
>54th
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
Who the fuck is frederick
finally... one more pick left
hurry up
So who will the Ducks draft again?
TAKE ASPLUND ANAHEIM PLEASE
How does Charlie Jacobs run a large corporation when he can't speak?
Sweeney always doing this retarded shit
>>68882758
R A R E
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ALSO, FUCKING JELLY.
FUCK THE BRUINS
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>>68882758
Im so jealous
I- I guess I will enjoy my signed Julien Gauthier jersey
OFF THE BOARD PROJECT BOY
WHERE TROUBLE MELTS LIKE LEMON DROPS HIGH ABOVE THE CHIMNEY TOP THATS WHERE YOUL FINNND MEEEE
So is the 2nd+ rounds gonna be televised tomorrow?
How BTFO has Canada been today?
>>68882769
http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=272221
M A D
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>>68882745
*social media insider
>absolute madman doing it again
wtf have the broons been doing last two drafts?
>Zboril
>DeBrusk
>Senyshyn
>Frederic
Is Missouri the real state of hockey
>>68882805
on NHLN
>>68882810
She's such a joke, I wish they'd dropped her as part of the new SN deal
>>68882769
Another two way third line center.
Jesus christ sweeney
>>68882828
>Missouri
You sure not Minnesota?
trent fredericks?
what does don sweeney mean by this lmao
>>68882820
It's art.
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>68882806
This doesn't make us mad, I'm actually impressed by Murrica and Finland. Your hockey programs are definitely improving.
>the Bruins fucking drafted a THIRD LINE CENTER in the 1st round
Sweeney I just don't understand you at all.
DID YOU KNOW WITH DISCOVER CARD YOU CAN TALK TO A REAL HUMAN NOT AN INDIAN COCKROACH
>>68882861
Hes probably never played pesapallo
Best draft for memes in quite some time.
Good night /hoc/.
Man, the BJs ruined us.
Oilers were gonna draft defenseman, but BJs just gotta pick Dubois.
Watch out for random Swedish defenseman at 30th.
>>68882873
It's magic, you don't gotta question it. Just let it work.
>>68882806
so hyped to see Kyle Conner and Laine on the same line
The Draft: What player you want, senpai?
Don Sweeney: Just 3rd Line my shit up, senpai.
>>68882883
Finns aren't real humans
>>68882896
Based CBJ not only helping themself BUT fucking everyone else below them
>all these hockey players gfs are all blonde
>>68882897
No Swedish this time.
>>68882810
>her face when she will never be as based as chantal desjardins laying the smackdown on pj stock on live tv
Thank god, it's finally ogre.
>>68882887
All Finnish kids have played pesäpallo in school. It's officially our country's national game, not hockey.
>>68882924
You jelly bitch?
>>68882887
he's from outside the civilization so he probably has
what song are they playing right now in the arena when introducing steel?
>>68882924
>this poster is canadian
>>68882924
the dont want gooks
>>68882940
dont talk to my gf like that
>>68882936
I have 600 facebook friends and I'm not the kind of person to add someone just because we were in the same party
I have literally never met anyone who played pesäpallo
Rate your 1st round drafts
>Bruins
>B
McAvoy was a great grab for a desperate, DESPERATE need on this team
But what the fuck shit with the Frederick pick Sweeney
>>68882924
>none of the players are black
This sport is not for me
I think when I get home I'm gonna compare tonight's First Round with the 2016 First Round in my Eastside Hockey save.
The top five-ish look relatively the same I think but the rest is a blur.
>>68882968
I've played pesäpallo lol.
>>68882959
>chinks
>watching hockey
Some poo in loos do, but I've never seen a chinaman anywhere near a hockey game.
>>68882990
love this blog
>>68882993
It's literally retarded baseball
>>68882977
>no black players in the 1st round this year
>no non-whites until late 2nd round, probably that Chinese guy
>>68882919
>fucking everyone else below them
u wot, m8
>>68882924
>these hockey player gfs are diverse enough
>reporting them to the police for racism
Why no Russians in the first round/hoc/?
>>68883050
Flyers took one I think
>>68882506
>Pitts and San jose
Literally who cares
>>68883050
Flyers m8
>>68883050
There was 2 I think ya dingus
>>68883026
>soft defense for everyone in the draft except 4 teams those teams are cbj (who have gotten much better since 2014 stupid to get rid of wisniewski) the canes the snes and San Jose
>>68883028
Never been to a nucks game. Toronto is just as infested with immigrants yet the ACC is still 90% white so I figured it'd be the same out west.
>>68883067
>getting baited like that
>>68883050
German bastard and Sergachsomething
>>68883050
There were like, four Finns in the first round. Close enough to Russian these days, didn't they have a team somewhat recently transfer from a finnish league to the KHL?
>>68882506
everyone bandwagoned Warriors hard when they went on their win streak all season. No on has loyalty in apehoop
>>68882974
>Oilers
>A
Getting Pulju was fucking based. I expected Chiarelli to trade the pick, but Pulju frees up Eberle to trade in a package deal for a defenseman.
>>68883067
Oh wow 8 million viewers last year ahahaha wow so much
Cliff Pu will be first non-white pick, around 40 I think. He's decent. >>68883111
Jokerit did. Also KHL is making a Chinese team, for some reason.
>>68883018
>The black on the right is a girl
>Theres actually a chance the one on the left is too.
I actually don't really know what to think.
>>68882506
>no casuals or niggers flooding hockey
Fine by me
>the golden generation of finland
>all stuck in shitty Canadian teams
FUCK
>>68883050
Habs took Sergachev and Flyers took Rubtsov, m80
>>68883018
>who went 4th overall
>>68883150
this desu
>>68883159
pulju is inbred, but white
>>68883154
They should have pulled a Lindros, m8.
>>68883139
Vladivostok might as well be in China location-wise.
The remaining 50 players from Bob McKenzie's list
how'd my Washington caps do this evening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doKWdazCtSU
>>68883154
Which wing does Pulju prefer to play?
>>68883139
the first non-white pick went #1
>>68883050
Markov 2.0 with my man Sergachev
>i hope
>>68882506
>niggerball
>one player carries the team
>same finals for 5 years
>pay good money to watch negroes fight over an orange ball but there's no contact allowed
How could anyone enjoy this?
>>68883154
Maybe Finns will make Canadian hockey great again.
>>68883194
right
>>68882974
Oilers
B
Got gifted Pulju but did nothing to address the blueline. Here's to hoping tomorrow the wheels start turning.
>>68883202
BIG
>tfw I missed draft memery to see the new independence day movie
Don't make the mistake I did, friends. Stay home and eat your tendies and post on /hoc/. This movie sucks dicks anyway.
>>68883209
>reminder that PULJU was a risk to draft anyway while laine and Matthews are bonified
Dubois is literally a better choice than PULJU
That jackets got their new center (he plays LW and mostly C)
The jackets also knew that Dubois can play defense
He's tall he's big and he's strong he's a perfect fit for Columbus
>>68883186
>No Maxime Lajoie on that list
Come on Kenny, go for it with one of those sexy 2nd rounders.
>>68883190
Why is Laine so much better at English? Is Pulju slow?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHp11dYwE7I
>>68883265
>he couldn't see the fact that that movie would suck ten miles away
What are you doing pard?
>>68883265
the first movie wasn't even good
>>68883242
Hall - McDavid - Puljujarvi
That's gotta have appeal, no?
>>68883302
Poopoo is as inbred as an Icelander.
>the GM of the Yotes is 26 years old
I've got four years to make it big bros.
>>68883265
>going to independence day expecting it to be good
>>68883324
Probably
Pouliot-McDavid-Pulju
Hall-RNH-Draisaitl
>>68883332
>off by one
Pulju for Fluery in the works, lads.
>>68883303
>>68883313
>>68883344
It's a 2 movie lineup at the driveins, both suck, but it's only 9 dollars to get drunk and watch some flicks so it's not the worst desu
>>68883332
I want to make fun of you for being a child but then again I'm not managing a hockey team
>>68883370
FUCK OFF MEMES I CANT TAKE THAT NIGGER IN SHITTSBURGH
>>68883344
Most likely. I don't think there's enough ice on an NHL rink for Hall and McDavid to gallop on the same line. They carry the play, better to keep them separate. I think trading Ebs and replacing him with Lucic for 6 years at $6 mil would be an instant step up, as well.
Draisaitl - McDavid - Puljujarvi
Hall - RNH - Lucic
>>68883397
McDavid is Hall's bitch though. Poor Puljijula wouldn't get the puck to Hally.
>>68883370
Keep dreaming nigger
>>68883409
Wow he actually looks......normal
>>68883397
Nice McDavid's
Hall - Draisaitl - Eberle or Yakupov
Maroon - McDavid - Puljujarvi
>>68883424
>what is photoshop
***FRIENDLY REMINDER***
Cal Clutterbuck scored more points than he had penalty minutes this season. He was literally robbed on the Lady Byng.
>>68883406
McDavid seems like Hall's little brother off the ice, but they rarely play together.
I think
Draisaitl - McDavid - Lucic
Hall - RNH - Pulju
actually looks better. Pulju has Hall and RNH to shelter him a bit, McDavid has Lucic to dig pucks out and stand in front of the net.
babcock confirmed neylander wont be playing center next season
>>68883370
Which Fleury? If it's the one on the Pongs I'll be mad but if it's Carolina's Fleury I'll be overjoyed.
Go to Deadmonton's twitter page. It is a thing of beauty.
who did the best in the draft and who did the worst
>>68883553
Worst: Columbus
Best: Edmonton (FUCKFUCKFUCK)
>>68883553
>who did the best in the draft
Is Sergachev NHL ready? I want to think so, I also want /hoc/ to tell me I should go fuck myself for being a grenouille
>>68883526
I just got (You)s like crazy after saying the Oilers were guaranteed to pick top five next season.
After winning the McDavid lottery, I thought >our luck had run out, and I was totally OK with it. Pulju is just the goofy icing on the cake.
Post your dream second day
>second round
>Taylor Raddysh
>third round
>luke green
>Filip Berglund
>eberle for Severson (and hopefully a second)
Sign Demers
>>68883481
Three lines would be better
Maroon-McDavid-
Hall-Draisaitl-
Pouliot-RNH-Pulju
>Wild are going to make a deep run next season before the wheels fall off
>by 2017-18 the Twolves will be NBA Cup favorites for me to watch during Wild down season
Why in THE FUCK aren't you a Minnesota fan yet?
>>68883652
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""state of hockey""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>68883652
Lmao Minnesota is shit. Parise is overrated, and Suter isn't as good without Weber.
>>68883570
>Worst
1. Columbus
2. Boston
3. Vancouver
>Best
1. Edmonton
2. Detroit
3. Carolina
>>68883652
>before the wheels fall off
>before
Were they ever on?
>>68883585
>Is Sergachev NHL ready?
Probably ready for third pairing duty unless you trade Subban in the next 6 days
>>68883652
>minneshota
lmao
>>68883652
>state of hockey
>>68883643
>Eberle for Severson
I think if there's any truth to that Shattenkirk for Eberle rumor, Chia has to pull the trigger. Especially now with Pulju on the way.
>>68883683
>Carolina
>Not the best
>>68883643
Eberle ain't gonna get you severson; His contract really hurts his value. You'd probably need to swing rnh to pick up a young d like thag
>kekmonton picks another meme player
What's the next step of their plan?
>>68883754
Trading Yakupov
>>68883570
Flames because they got a good goalie and didn't have to give up a first round pick to do it
>>68883768
Elliot is like the definition of "suitable goaltending" right? Any Blues fans want to chime in?
>>68883727
Depends entirely on whether Shattenkirk wants to sign
>>68883742
>Eberle ain't gonna get you severson
Probably but the rumor mill has been acting like Eberle has serious value so who knows
>RNH
Like he's any better value
>>68883768
Flames definitely had a good day, grabbing Tkachuk as well. If Edmonton and Calgary get their shit going at the same time, the battle of Alberta is gonna be the most spectacular rivalry in hockey again.
Jonas Brodin for Ryan Nugent Hopkins.
Thoughts?
>>68883700
>trade Subban in the next 6 days
That isn't going to happen honestly, MB knows he'll be crucified in Jeanne-Mance if he did.
>dear god i hope this doesn't happen
The way I see it in the earky going is this
Beau - Subban
Marky - Petry
Sergachev - Pateryn / Barb
depending on how the season goes those move around but I think Beau is the immediate future and sarge is the more distant future
>>68883820
We say this every year
>>68882262
>Finland strong
>Finnish goalkeeping
Something doesn't add up
I want to be excited for Juolevi, but right now the Canucks' twitter seems like it's in full damage control mode.
>>68883825
FUCK LEFTIES
>>68883826
As a professional body language reader, I think there was a chance if Dubois reached Edmonton's pick.
how did they do? i missed their picks
>>68883141
why do black girls get all the best girls?
>>68882262
omg you guys i figured it all out
>jim benning is actually a secret agent planted by gary bettman, who's mission is to ruin the vancouver canucks franchise and prevent any future embarassing riots
>>68883835
True. But damn, those lineups.
Edmonton
McDavid, Hall, Draisaitl, Puljujarvi, RNH, Eberle
Calgary
Gaudreau, Bennett, Monahan, Tkachuk, Hamilton, Brodie
If Calgary found a high-end sniper and Edmonton got some actual defensemen, madness would ensue.
>>68883877
Traded a third to guarantee MOAR BIGGER
>>68883914
>black girls
>>68883864
Obviously >we wanted Dubois but it was never going to happen. Honestly, I'm happy about getting Sergachev with the 9th, I'm pretty unhappy about the Larry Shaw deal, he wanted 4.5 if I recall correctly being pretty hammered at the moment which is far more than he's worth. Hopefully >we can sign him for like 3 or something. Nevertheless, he's younger than Larry and does seem to have a knack for clutch scoring
The announcers after the Chychrun selection made me cringe. They compared him to Nurse as a guy who "thinks he has more offense than he maybe actually does", then said the defensive side of his game needed some work, then went on to say he was actually good defensively, then his rankings popped up on screen, and his defense was rated at 2/5. What the fuck.
>>68883652
>Mild
>even making the playoffs
doubt.jpg
>>68883996
>expecting anything from "professional" hockey "analysts"
If they actually did their job, there would be 15 seconds of meaningful commentary/information, and 49 minute 45 seconds of silence/replays
>other nylander is a sabre
hey guys i just wanted you all to know that i FUCKENG LOVE MEMES SO DAMN MUCH
>>68883996
Why is the yotes picking him up, thought they had a decent defense men pool.
>>68884069
I thought they didn't have anyone after OEL
>>68884068
you have 15 seconds to tell me your top 5 fav /hoc/ memes
>have a meme run at the end of the year
>unironically pretend to be good next year
>trade for an overrated meme player
>pretend he's a legit star forward
>season stars
>holy fucking shit they're awful
>fire coach
>hire le yells a lot man
>le yells a lot man runs star #1 center out of town for a meme defenseman
>pick 3rd at the draft
>draft a fucking frog because he played center literally twice in junior and the far better, consensus 3rd overall player didn't
>might not even be able to sign the meme defenseman they just fucking traded for
Move this fucking gay franchise please.
>>68884068
so do i man
>>68884103
post butt
>>68884108
>finnish gming
What did you expect?
>>68884108
What if we designate Nationwide Arena part of Indiana?
>>68884108
>overrated meme player
Who's that? Blowjobs got lots of them.
this man commited a crime today in front of everyone
>>68884156
I think he meant Saad
>>68884156
Brandon Saad
>>68884164
>going several minutes over the allotted time to bully a teenage GM
How did he get away with it?
>>68884164
Technically, he raped a baby. What a fucking degenerate.
>>68884108
>drafts a frog over his own nationality
Quebec City confirmed
Toronto better take DeBrincat 31st tomorrow I swear to god.
He and Brown will be amazing.
do you guys think Matthews is a nice guy in real life
>>68884269
he looks like a fuccboi desu.
>>68884103
>sweep in 5
>rags
>laffs
>poopoojarvi
>beanman_and_dog_life_story.jpg
>>68884269
Seems like the awkward guy who's always willing to go out for dinner or drinks or come to hang out but then never says much or really does anything.
>>68884265
>5'7"
There's undersized like Pavelski and Giroux, there's small like Gaudreau and Gallagher and then there's tiny. DeBrincat is smaller than St. Louis so unless you think he's more skilled than St. Louis I wouldn't risk him in the high second
>>68884108
I would feel bad for you, but there isn't a fanbase on earth that takes more shit from other fans, other teams, the league, and even the team itself than us Oiler fans. So fuck you, and enjoy your dirty fuck French subhuman scum.
>>68884294
i like those guys, you never have to worry about them
>>68884294
Bill 2.0
>>68884297
>nobody will be as small as Gerbe
>>68884327
Blame Columbus for this one.
Rate Round 1 on the meme scale
>>68884316
what do you mean never have to worry about them?
>>68884329
When will they learn?
>>68884336
>that fucking picture
Definitely like a 9. Poopinajarvi going to the Oilels in the first twenty minutes almost meme'd me out of existence.
You can only reply to this if your team drafted a glorious American in round one
I was actually gonna buy a CBJ Puilju jersey too
Can't do that for a division rival
>3 Finns in the top 5
We need a wall
>>68884421
Not bad.
>>68884336
Easily the best draft to date. Full of meme, America strong, great all around; you can tell this draft would be great to have in the locker room.
GOAT DRAFT
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>>68884434
A real human bean
>>68884434
BEAN
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Was the Jew kid on stage when the Oilers picked?
>>68884434
I didn't know they drafted little girls.
Is there anywhere to watch the draft again? Was away from a tv so I only could follow through /hoc/ and Twitter. Interested to see how the """""analysts""""" reacted to meme picks like Columbus and Boston
>>68884434
Kid on the right looks like Arya Stark, if she were born an even uglier boy.
>>68884461
Of courshe
>>68884470
You wont be saying that when they deke your finnish buddies in the net
>>68884470
But Finnbro, I don't think Arizona's GM was draft-eligible
>hockey
>>68884470
>Shitting on Carolina when based Finn Aho is going to win the Calder
Do you think Pulju knows how big a bullet he dodged by not ending up with Torts?
>>68884531
I hadn't thought of that. It was probably Torts who said fuck that, take the Frenchie.
>>68884531
I'd rather be with Torts than the Oilers
So how good or bad is that Tyson Jost kid? In some fuckin meme league called the BCHL at 18 isn't that bad? Shouldn't he be in the WHL or some shit?
Post rare Buljus
>>68884563
He didn't want to play for Everett because Everett has a reputation for being a no-offense team that stifles creative players. Auston Matthews was the same way but he decided to go pro rather than play college.
>>68884563
He's good.
His team ripped apart the league in the regular season (50-7-1) but then lost in the playoffs.
I'm gonna get an Auston 4:16 shirt
no i'm not autistic
>>68884826
That you're posting at 1am on a Saturday on a Nauruan phosphate discussion board says otherwise.
>>68884836
jokes on you, it was 12:49 when I posted
Are the flimflams still a meme now that they have an actual goalie?
>>68884912
>drafting bustkachuk
yes
>>68884912
2bhwy I'm not convinced by Elliott. I feel like his defense was helping him more than the other way around. I don't think he'll succeed in Calgary.
CHAYKA ON THE FRONT PAGE
>>68884963
>only 26
>that hairline
>>68884963
>>68884975
He's such a fucking idiot. How can this shit outfit continue to exist in Arizona? They need to be relocated to a real hockey town: Milwaukee.
>>68884606
>>68884607
I don't know, I wanted Sergechev not this kid :(
>>68884980
>Wisconsin
Try Seattle bby
>>68885001
Let's compromise: Portland.
How big of a meme is the Vegas team going to be?
"I take pride to have the chance to grow up and represent Florida hockey and to go to another southern market is almost like a dream come true," added Chychrun
TRADITIONAL MARKETS BTFO
PUBLIX
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>>68885036
The poor, naive boy just doesn't know.
Or he's in shock/denial.
>>68885057
Good ol Florida boy
>>68885021
I'm fine with that.
>>68885036
Nobody wants to play for BJ's for a reason, torts
>>68885047
Most likely will be a mediocre Kings knockoff. Vegas has meme potential like the early sharks and the mighty ducks, but only if they go apeshit with designs
>>68885091
While I respect Propellers with winning a cup with >my team, I can see why few want to play with him. He's got an aggressive personality.
>>68885072
Great Nippon with the bants
>>68885036
>its another columbus btfo episode
>NO SALARY RETAINED
are the leafs drafting Debrincat tomorrow?
>>68884122
>tfw guinea pig in background
how many more top 5 forwards will oilels draft before they realize they need defense?
>4 players drafted are 6'5" or above
>only 2 are below 6'
What's with the obsession with big players?
>>68885163
Hey they drafted that negro a couple years ago.
>>68885180
Nurse? He's not a number one guy though.
>>68885163
>drafting lefties
>>68885163
Drafting Yak over Murray was dumb, but Pulju over any of those meme defenders was a way better choice desu
pretty happy my team got busthews tho
SMELL MY NUTS /HOC/
>HE EXPECTED US TO CHIRAQ OURSELVES
God damn Sweeney actually went secret absolute madman on us...
>>68885299
>picks are too far apart to match the triple meme of last year
>resorts to subtle meme of McAvoy followed by overt meme of drafting an overager in the first round to ensure near simultaneous release
Truly a first class meme mind.
>>68885174
Because manlets will never learn. 6'2 master race reporting in.
>>68885298
"Chiraqing" yourself requires you to have good players and win the cup
>>68885236
>my team
>>68885343
We're in a longer term, less successful decline than Chiraq m8. Did you forget >us making the league eternally asshurt for 20 years?
>mathews going to be getting 3rd line minutes next season
top kek we /tank/ again i wonder how they are gonna avoid giving marner and nylander as little time as possible to ensure we dont accidentally git gud
>>68885343
KEK
aware me on who the kings drafted in the first round? is it a good pick?
>>68885329
You're an average guy.
>Get home
>Edmonton didn't go top 3
>Still gets a top 3 player
HOW
THE FUCK
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>>68885377
U U U U
>>68885360
i hate this meme
>>68885369
nylander-matthews-marner line
>>68885405
>3 centres on a line
You really don't know what you're talking about
I guarantee all of you here on /hoc/ when I say that the Edmonton Oilers will pick in the top five next year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MNA0_n32Hc
MEME MAGIC
>>68885437
t. amerishit
>>68885438
The Edmonton oilers are proud to select, from Rogle, TIMOTHY LILJEGREN
>>68885450
>canadian
when was the last time a Canadian team won the cup? I feel it's been quite a while....
>>68885438
That's like saying, 'I guarantee the earth is round.'
>>68885463
1993
>tfw you realize Laine isn't pronounced like "lane"
>tfw for 2 years you thought Pulju was pronounced like "pull Jew"
>>68885446
Imagine when he sees Trottier at some Islanders retrospective night.
In order to rebuild properly, you have to do it from the net out.
Sucks the Canucks couldn't get Dubois, but with Juolevi, Tryramkin, Tanev, Gudbranson,Hutton on D, and Demko as their goalie, things ain't so bad.
>>68885437
>nylander a center
>marner a center
why are americans allowed to post?
>>68885487
>Juolevi,
>Tryramkin,
>Gudbranson
>Demko
I'm now pretty sure that Finland is the greatest hockey country.
>>68885463
im a Laffs fan, why would I give a shit?
>>68885490
he must have just started watching hockey
>>68885498
Juolevi has top pair, and possibly number 1 D potential.
Tryamkin is a bretty gud prospect.
Gudbranson is already a top 4 player.
Demko is argubaly one of the best goalie prospects out there.
>>68885487
Tbh to rebuild properly what you really need is the following:
>#1 center
>#1 defenseman
>Legitimate starting goaltender
If your team is able to acquire all 3, that's he foundation of a successful rebuild.
>>68885471
So in that time: Penguins won 2 cups
Wings won 4 cups
Blackhawks won 3 cups
Avalanche won 2 cups
Hmm
>>68885503
Actually, I went to ten knights games last season, and 5 in the playoffs. When Dvorak wasn't playing, Marner was a center
Did keklelnen fuck up with his pick?
>Laffs
>Not going to be a playoff lock and possible conference final lock
>Literally adding like 10 players between their starting roster from October 2015 and October 2016
>>68885539
lots of players play center in junior, big deal
he played the majority of his career rw
>>68885562
>Still going to be golfing in April
> dat speed
> dat size
> dat shot
> dat cock
I love that Pulju is off to the Oilers, to go without proper conditioning or training until he busts like the last 6 year's worth of oiler picks.
>>68882262
>tfw instagram killed RSS feeds api
>tfw no more easy slag hunting with my morning coffee
sorry lads next year is not going to have that many slags
>Columbus in charge of drafting
While I'm at it, look at Sweeney go. Truly an unfettered, intergalactic madman.
>>68885720
What happened now?
>>68885634
pikore
you're welcome
who do the leafs take at 31 tomorrow?
>>68885780
Your mother lel
>Andrew Shaw to Montreal for 39th and 45th overall picks in 2016
>>68885796
haha real funny and original
How would you grade your team's pick(s)?
Leafs : A+
easily the steal of the draft
Chris Nichols
@NicholsOnHockey
Dreger/Stamkos: I believe the #RedWings are going to table an offer seven years in length "and at least $10 million per year." #TBLightning
HOLLAND DON'T YOU FUCKING DO IT AFTER MAGICKING AWAY PASHA'S CONTRACT
DON'T YOU FUCK UP NOW YOU OLD STUPID SHIT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Now that I've sobered up a bit and I can properly process what happened, I gotta give credit to Holland.
That absolute madman made us all think he was gonna do a meme trade for two seconds or something, and instead he trades 4 places in the draft for a veteran depth forward, a second round, AND 7.5 mil in cap space, which everyone expected was going to cost an important prospect to get rid of.
I mean, holy fuck boys. If he gets rid of Ericsson this off-season I will LITERALLY suck his dick.
Islesfags are you excited for bellows?
>>68885818
>Nashville
3
Did they draught any?
>>68885840
I don't think anyone would have batted an eye if Detroit traded 16 for 20+53 but he managed to dump 7 million in capspace too
>>68885836
Why do you think he made space, you dunce? Wings looking at ~18mil in space now IIRC
I still don't want stamcuck for more than 9 desu
>>68885818
Anaheim: meh
I was expecting the picks to be traded for either a player or in a package for a top 10 pick, so I'm a little disappointed that didn't happen. Heard some rumors earlier this week that the Ducks were considering trading for Edmonton's 4th overall, which would have been amazing after Columbus passed on Poopoopeepee. Jones sounds like a shittier version of Nick Ritchie (who is third line meat and potatoes at best) while Steel sounds like if things go right he will be a clone of Andrew Cogliano.
>>68885863
If you think that's a fucking good deal though you're high. He hasn't been the same player since his leg injury and he's declining every year. 10 million a year is fucking ridiculous. How about we DON'T sign another fucking Franzen?
>>68885862
And they got some 3rd line forward to help train the lads too, which was a nice touch .
>>68885846
No, I want fucking superstars to play with Tavares. Not teenagers who won't play for another 3-4 years.
>>68882399
30
Not just for the NHL, but hockey in general. Why is 30 the goalies number?
Also Brodeur.
>>68885891
literally which superstar are they realistically going to get to play with Tavares
Trust the process
>>68885818
For Montreal I'm pretty pleased, but it would have been difficult to disappoint as everyone from 7 to 13~ is fairly close.
Eller trade was good but Shaw depressed the evening for me. I swear to god if this is the only forward acquisition this off-season.
>>68885923
You guys really haven't done fuck all to address the fact that Price IS your team, though.
>>68885923
is your team gritty enough yet?
Is Stamkos one of the most over-rated meme free-agents in like 5 years? I think he's gotta be top 5
>>68885923
can never have enough gritty third and fourth liners amirite hahaha kill me
>Chicago has 3 2nd round picks now, all 3 higher than their own pick they traded
huh
>>68885978
best part is he's gonna have a higher cap hit than patches and gallagher
>Bruins drafted a player on the record saying how much he hates them
That's the Meme of the Day for me.
>>68886014
>That's the Meme of the Day for me.
>implying its not the oilers getting away with it AGAIN somehow
>>68885777
>pikore
is this like websta? I cant find any RSS shit
>>68886039
>columbus
>in charge of drafting
>Pulju to Edmonton
This is what I was hoping for before the draft...
Thank you Columbus for this, Pulju has always been a true Oiler.
>>68886092
fucking meme magic
Like the Oilers team plane has to crash or something to make up for all their good karma right
>>68886102
It's a monkey's paw because the good players that fall into Edmonton's lap are always forwards and never defenders
>rags
>>68886154
That's why they're getting Subban ;^)
>>68886014
and the other player they took wasn't even a consensus 2nd round lmao
Have the >Rags even drafted a player yet
>>68886216
They sold the farm to make a run and came away with nothing lol
>>68886240
They invested in meme players. It's their own fault desu.
>>68885474
wait how do you pronounce Laine?
Line-Uh?
>>68886216
No but I'm sure that Yandle guy is worth doing nothing on draft weekend, some >rags fans told me he is the final piece to help them win the Stanley Bowl
>>68886385
Laine is pronounced lah-nay. That pronunciation will be a casual filter when discussing hockey IRL.
>>68886414
>www.MeMeCenter.com
>people pretending poopoopeepee is better than dubois
i like the peepee meme too, but are we actually pretending hes good?
>>68886483
He's not good. He's the best.
>>68886483
hasb fan reporting in preferring Pulju to Dubois.
His size and skating with McDavid will be ridiculous.
>>68882943
Is Pulju from Rest? 'Cause that looks like Edmonton, and he'll be right at home.
Soon
>tfw i meme magic'd him to edmonton
enjoy your "career" m8
>>68886581
I think Edmonton will actually be a serious contender soon.
A few good trades, preferably for top D's, and they will definitely go far.
>>68886644
>I think Edmonton will actually be a serious contender soon.
wew
>>68886483
Have you not seen him play? He's a god.
tell me hoc is the pens are goin to trade fleury or not? i hope we draft good players even if they are not ready for another couple of years.
>>68886691
>that flag
>that post
I think Matthews will be better than Gretzky
Vancouver: We are the worst run team in the NHL and the franchise that will inherit the 2010s Oilers dynasty of suck
>>68886738
He was terrible in the world championships. If I were you, I wouldn't bet the future of american hockey on him.
>>68886780
>he was terrible at a meaningless meme tournament
>>68886780
>a half dozen game sample size is a better indicator of talent than an entire developmental career
kys
>>68886776
You mean "share". We're certainly not getting off the suck train until someone around here figures out that "getting out of our own zone" thing.
>>68883794
He has really good numbers in Hitch's defensive mindset teams. Excellent playoff run when Allen was hurt. Blues made a mistake not reverting back to Elliot against the Sharks. He's not top tier, but he can get the Flames to the playoffs
>>68882399
Somehow I can always remember Lindros' 88.
>>68883111
Kill yourself.
>>68882424
>rags
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