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>>68875666
>furpuck
#1 boys
THE GOAT
Nth for Matthews day
https://www.nhl.com/video/jagr-nets-...804/c-42422503"
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=844757
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=858722
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=866043
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=883435
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=883429
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=888012
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=889705
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=899894
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=914820
https://www.nhl.com/video/trochecks-...804/c-42430403
https://www.nhl.com/video/letang-giv...562/c-40722603
https://www.nhl.com/video/crosby-com...562/c-40733103
Turnovers in defensive zone:
https://www.nhl.com/video/athanasiou...634/c-41636003
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=927767
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=885161
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=887750
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=899828
>mfw oilers trade for 3rd overall and pick pulju
pulju please don't kill yourself when colelbus drafts you
>>68875687
More like St. Bustrik
So who gets moved?
Nash
Fleury
E.Kane
Backlund
Eberle
>Kane
Careless positioning in O-zone (even if he doesn't give the puck away, he's leaving his team in awful position if anything goes wrong in the O-zone):
https://www.nhl.com/video/saads-3rd-...092/c-41329903
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=862081
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=896128
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=901419
https://www.nhl.com/video/eberle-sco...434/c-40836103
https://www.nhl.com/video/palat-doub...622/c-42128403
https://www.nhl.com/video/niederreit...526/c-42575403
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=844060
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=846739
Weak D against opposition's transition game/getting walked around:
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=870491
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=855322
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=876086
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=925397
https://www.nhl.com/video/draisaitl-...434/c-40847903
https://www.nhl.com/video/gaudreau-d...850/c-41920203
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=847532
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=862051
Poor presence in front of the net:
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=888006
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=891752
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=899751
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=911634
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=919242
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=935902
https://www.nhl.com/video/richards-s...634/c-41638003
https://www.nhl.com/video/gaudreau-s...850/c-41921103
https://www.nhl.com/video/jaskin-ope...272/c-42025903
https://www.nhl.com/video/huberdeau-...804/c-42426703
https://www.nhl.com/video/bartkowski...792/c-41845703
https://www.nhl.com/video/bartkowski...792/c-41843503
https://www.nhl.com/video/atkinsons-...092/c-41325703
Defensive awareness/losing assignments:
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=932526
https://www.nhl.com/video/jenner-ope...092/c-41322103
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=843717
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=932448
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=853696
https://www.nhl.com/video/paquette-o...622/c-42126703
https://www.nhl.com/video/moulsons-b...454/c-41451903
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=870820
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=891578
http://www.ottawasun.com/2016/03/10/ottawa-senators-defenceman-erik-karlsson-simply-cant-make-this-kind-of-mistake
>>68875713
>Kane
And they call him a good fighter
>>68875697
LET IT HAPPEN BOYS
>>68875697
It's Calgary that's gonna get him.
>>68875714
Just make a low light video instead of link dumping. Id do it but my internet is jew
>>68875743
too lazy
>>68875738
>going to Cagliari
rip his career
he will feel at home though. Laine too when going to Wienerpeg.
In fact, Cagliari and Wienerpeg are just larger versions of a finnish city.
>>68875666
>mfw Matthews is a bust and the laffs suck forever
https://twitter.com/Real_ESPNLeBrun/status/746459414786277376
Definitely happening.
I think Gary Bettman is a good commissioner and has done a lot of good for the sport of hockey.
>>68875761
Oh yeah he's gonna have a really shitty time playing with Bennett and Gaudreau...
>>68875743
i'll paypal someone $15 to make this
>>68875774
Dougie for 3rd OA?
>>68875775
Fuck off Jewry
>>68875712
E. Kane sent back to Africa
Wingsfam who we taking?
>>68875712
Nash in a trash can
Kekalainen *seems* smart, and he is Finnish so he must know something about one of these Finns that he doesn't like.
>>68875702
wow some massive buttmad autist spent hours making this lmao
Kieffer Bellows to Minnesota
>>68875825
Yeah, they're wingers.
>>68875825
He traded for Clarkson. He's a bottom 5 GM in the NHL.
Remember that time karlsson got blown the fuck out by a small Swedish forward and coughed it up to a rookie in front of the net?
It's the 2nd goal, 0:47
https://youtu.be/RyvKkC03wYc
>>68875825
well he knows first hand what they're afflicted with
>>68875814
Hopefully we get Jake "The real human" Bean.
Should be the best defenseman left unless one of the top 3 (Juolevi, Sergachyov or Chychrun) drops, then pick one of them.
>>68875852
Yeah I think we definitely need to draft a dman. If Chychrun drops I would like to see Kenny trade up and get him but that's doubtful.
are the habs gonna trade pk subhuman?
When is the draft?
>>68875735
I wonder if this has even a modicum of truth to it. Is he that much of a chimp to attack a chick?
>>68875878
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>>68875878
it's been cancelled
sorry
>>68875852
I like Fabbro as the next best D-man. Underrated because he played in the BCHL but he was amazing at the U18's.
>>68875775
I agree
He did everything in his power to keep Ottawa in Ottawa back in 2003
I will always like him
>>68875878
1 bong
>>68875870
I will be glad if we get a defenseman that isn't Stanley or a nobody.
>mfw PK Subban literally means "the politically correct bitch" in Swedish
If given an unlimited amount of funds and free control of the Oilers, with the stipulation that they cannot move, what do you do to make them good again?
>>68875900
Fabbro would be nice too, but he's pretty small.
>>68875884
Maybe it runs in the Kaner family
le balding rapist choked a girl at a frat party a few years back
what did he mean by this tie
>>68875844
Clarkson was because they had the cap space.
He was doing well his first season in Columbus.
Then he went out and hired Tortorella though so I'm not sure he's that smart.
Also happening
Bob McKenzie @TSNBobMcKenzie 22s23 seconds ago
EDM staff consulting with GM Peter Chiarelli at table. Something significant is being contemplated.
>>68875775
Jews are not welcome here.
>>68875775
https://youtu.be/CxIiJEy0yWc?t=17s
>>68875775
He's done a good job except for the fact he allowed 3 lockouts in his tenure, including a full lost season.
It's fun to boo him.
>>68875925
He's listed at 6'0, 192 lbs. Not small at all. I thought he was bigger though.
looking for tsn stream for tonight, any possibilities?
>>68875922
Trade Hall + 4th OA for Subban and Gallagher
>the city of KHL
>>68875922
Fire literally everyone associated with the glory days
Fire all scouts and hire new ones
Tear down the Gretzky statue and put up a Messier one instead.
Who does the UK gov draft today now that Cameron resigned?
Does Puljujärvi still not speak any English?
>Rejects $50M deal from Isles to go home to muh Minnesota.
>Took a considerably less valuable contract to sign there.
>Two miserable years there.
>Bought out.
Thomas Vanek
wew wew wew wew wew
> http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=40878
>>68875962
I think it's sportsnet only
anything from benning or sweeney yet boys, lol
Will there be le trades ce soir?
Who /expectingnothinggood/ here?
SNES forever mediocre
Chiarelli / Treliving / Kekalainen are apparently talking about a three way trade
>yfw there is a fucking bean in the draft
>>68875998
Nice bantz, Elite prospect.
>>68876009
>lol
Go fuck yourself
>>68876022
Meme magic is real
>>68876003
that will do as well
So /hoc/, where does he get drafted?
http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=324561
Dubs decides the year laffs win the cup.
>>68876022
Meat and beans type of player. Projected to go to Flimflams.
Also lmao at my captcha.
>>68875995
Good, let the Rags sign him.
He'll do well on a team that isn't shit
>>68876058
2199
>>68876058
literally never again
>>68876048
/n/nhlstreams will probably have several options
>>68876030
sorry, i'm an old man. Top kek cuck
>>68876058
2067
>>68876058
2018
t. kneelander
>>68876051
>russian
never
>>68876058
Never
>>68876058
After the first Martian team wins their first Cup
>>68875936
Fug, le can't skate or score man 2.0 coming up
https://www.reddit.com/r/NHLStreams/comments/4popd2/2016_nhl_draft/
>>68876020
are they extending hoffman or will they trade him today
>>68876085
Maybe if you're lucky the power will go out before the deal is made.
>>68876058
2017 :^)
>>68876058
2112
>>68876058
2019
>le beans dude
who is gonna have to be the one who breaks the news to him that no one actually likes him and that he's just a meme
>>68876101
Maybe I'll call in a "religion of peace" notification
>canadians
http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=73341
pls pick
good late round pick. No risk
>>68876123
Don't do it lol. You'll wind up like LeXplorer. You don't want your asshole caved out do you?
>>68876058
Next year :^)
>>68876058
never, if triples they win by 2020 if they trade busthews away
>>68875666
stream where?
>>68876143
Sent;) Check your PMs
>David Deutsch
>is Swedish
I'm a Canucks fan who wants to buy a CBJ Puilju jersey. Does this make me a cuck?
>>68876143
https://www.nhl.com/video/live-nhl-tonight-draft-preview/t-280625408/c-43987503
>>68876131
>Overager in the first three rounds
>>68876160
is that video supposed to play already?
USA USA USA
>>68876131
i saw him once this year
>>68876131
>19
Maybe for a cheeky 7th rounder tomorrow
Good luck to your bro
>>68876132
I'll just buy a quran and dindu nothin
>>68876158
No, being a Canucks fan makes you a cuck.
>passionate fans
>0 (zero) finns have been selected 1st (first) overall in the NHL
>>68876158
yes
>>68876160
>Laine creeping on Matthews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9EFoTFO_fU&feature=youtu.be
nbc feed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9EFoTFO_fU
When is the draft?
>>68876177
lmao auston "burgers and dogs" matthews. get ready NHL, the big boy's ready to light it up like grandpappy's charcoal grill on the 4th of july.
>>68876158
>>68876191
Trust him, if anyone knows what constitutes a cuck its a swede
how long until the draft starts lads
>>68876216
>testville
WEW
>>68876188
This shit right here makes me want the laffs to never win the cup again. They act like fucking spoiled brats demanding success where there's obviously not any there. They complain all the time about the team yet do nothing about it to fucking change anything. They allow themselves to be raped by ownership and jewed by ticket prices just to watch their team suck and then they have the goddamn nerve to run players and coaches out of town when they are trying to fix something that the FO has fucked up. It makes me sick.
>>68876228
35 if it's on time
>>68876216
rofl
>>68876058
Absolutely never
Check em
>German Rubtsov
>is Russian
A goalie gets picked in the fisrt round if repeating numbers.
>>68876237
kushty
>>68876058
3016
>>68876058
Never
>>68876058
2019
Apologize
>>68876058
when they move to Quebec
>>68876277
Ayyyyy
laine's qt tie
>sightseeing in buffalo
>>68876277
>Swedecuck
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>Laine
i for one welcome our new gay vampire overlords
jesus christ laine cant even speak fucking english Ahahahahahahahahahah
they're gonna interview pulju right?
they can't avoid it
>>68876097
They probably dump him sometime soon
Best goal scorer they've had in years and their gonna get rid of him because fucking Cameron hated him
Joke franchise
>>68876299
this is actually the best english i have heard from a finnish prospect
>>68876277
confirmandii
>>68876307
he's gonna need an interpreter lol
>>68876299
Finns are retarded when it comes to English.
>>68876299
Wait until you hear poopoo talk
>>68876321
he'll just use his hands
>>68876188
>>68876236
the fan outrage is one of the catalysts for the major bottoming out and rebuild we started in the last few years, otherwise the MLSE would just continue ignoring the shit team while the money keeps rolling in
>>68876299
I would love to hear you try and speak Finnish you fat ass
>>68876058
2058
who /only watching for trade news/ here?
>>68876310
forsbacka-karlsson speaks better english than half of the bruins north american prospects, he's smart af.
also, can any of our mongolian friends or KHL fans tell me about mikko lehtonen?
>>68876333
>mfw 4chan doesn't allow sound in webms
lel
dat dere mouth lick
autism confirmed
>>68876335
I'm glad you guys finally got some changes done, but imho you'll never be free until the MLSE sell the team.
PULJU
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>>68876335
>tfw no more waffles
pls
>>68876344
Here
Draft day's the new TDL
>tfw took a nap
>have to down this beer really quick now
>>68876360
>That perfect jawline
I'm jelly lads
>>68876354
you gotta post it on /gif/ and link it. It's lame.
>>68876338
first of all, don't call me names. second of all, why would you want to hear me do that? i don't even know you. anyways, if you want to voice call on skype, that's fine, but you should've asked via pm.
>>68876356
>>68876360
is that his sister?
>>68876356
god, he looks like he's going to a funeral
Auston Matthews has some really gay hair holy shit
holy shick leafs picked stamkos lmao im in shambles
>>68876375
welp, time to start pounding vodka
>>68876351
forsbacka-karlsson will be elite
>>68876384
i really wish would go to jets
>>68876406
>forsbacka-karlsson
That's a pretty elite name desu
>>68876356
I think she forgot her basket.
>>68876408
only way that's happening is if we dump our 22nd and one of our prospects for 3rd
>>68875712
Datsyuk
Marc pls don't fuck it up
>>68876378
>>68876360
even little sister is mirin
is KEKlainen going to move the pick?
>>68876426
He will don't worry, we have the shittest management and owners in the league
PULJU SISTER IS QT
getting fuccin laine tonight so hyped boys
>>68876433
He has to. He has to move money so badly or Jones will 100% get an offer sheet.
>>68876426
>On 98,5 Martin McGuire is saying that the habs are involved in an important trade that could be announced any minutes now.
>first draft in a long fucking time without Bryan Murray
I still expect fucking garbage
>>68876426
>The Montréal Canadiens are proud to select: From the Windsor Spitfires, in the Ontario Hockey League, Logan Stanley
>>68876437
every player shows up with one or two qt sisters.
kings trade for more picks when?
>>68876454
Hopefully a MILF mom as well
Kane grabbed a woman by the neck and tried to force her into his car
Two women filed crime reposts
>>68876433
Seems like he's moving it to Calgary. He's had like 8 chats with Treliving so far.
best thing about draft night is seeing the hockey moms/milfs
>>68876467
To be clear its Evander Kane lmao
Kanes need to stay away from Buffalo in the summer
>>68876451
i think sweeney will take him and pair him with chara to learn how to be a lanky giraffe mongoloid parking cone at the nhl level. thoughts?
>>68876473
That doesn't mean he's moving the pick. They might just want Bob
nice jaw
>>68876467
White Kane or nigger Kane?
>>68876475
You can pretty much beat off to a hockey draft
>>68876473
Monahan for the 3rd?
LMFAO BENNING IS AN IDIOT AHAHAHAHAHAH
>>68876480
Nah, the Broons won't pass up on a local talent in McAvoy
>>68876467
what a dumbass
>>68876488
>trading monahan
Yeah right
>>68876478
fucking nigger
>>68876478
Oh yeah, Patrick's training in Chicago this summer, maybe he won't get into trouble this time
>>68876485
Dindu
>>68876445
wew
wew
>They arnt giving up PK, they traded for another Dman.
>>68876379
/wsg/ you dummy
>>68876495
ah, see my thought is stanley will be on the board at 29 still.
>>68876503
>Dindu
Answer the question, which Kane?
We should revoke Kane's citizenship and deport him to Africa the fucking retard.
>>68876488
No.
>>68876502
/pol/ pls go
>>68876516
Dindu
>>68876512
I guess that could happen then.
>>68876509
>mfw they somehow acquire Fowler without giving up 9th
>>68876401
no need I'm on my 3rd beer since posting that
https://twitter.com/reporterchris/status/746472833409294337
H A P P E N I N G
>>68876522
Fuck off faggot
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>>68876534
Fowler isn't worth the 9th pick whatsoever, i idk what you're euphoric about.
>>68876538
eberle/severson
>>68876521
OK, then Gaudreau
>>68876525
Which one?
Patrape or Evader?
>4 out of American no. 1 picks were busts
Top kek
>>68876540
wew edgy words
>>68876561
The literal dindu
>>68876546
The rumor is Buffalo' or our pick for him. Not sure I'd want to do that. Some package of Beaulieu+ would be better but I doubt Anaheim wants more defense.
>>68876561
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>>68876562
Modano and Kane are the only non busts
>>68876568
>>68876574
The one from Chiraq or the one from Buffalo?
https://twitter.com/botchford/status/746465368579973120
>Jason BotchfordVerified account
@botchford
general consensus around the draft is that the canucks will be fined for those "tampering" comments. league has talked to team already
shanny flashing the watch
>spicton busthews
>>68876558
It'll be like 6th, 35th, and a prospect for 3rd and a cap dump (Hartnell). Book it.
>>68876592
Why are they so dumb?
>>68876588
Buffalo.
Chicago made their Kane stay in Chicao all summer to train. Like they literally told him he couldn't leave.
if sweeney trades for andrew shaw and pays him over 4m but jews out on signing eriksson to longer term i will drown myself in the sink. i get that shaw's young and meat and potatoes but come the fuck on they already overpaid for matt 'ribeye and fried taters' beleskey. i hat e my faggot life
>>68876582
delete this
>>68876585
Would Berard have potential if Hossa didn't fuck him up
>>68876604
i see
bergevin going to make a trade hes talking biz now
>>68876538
Larsson and Severson for Hall and Eberle.
Screencap this.
>Toronto is about to draft a spic first overall unironically
wew lads
matthews mom married for a greencard kek
@NicholsOnHockey
Dreger: Kekalainen, Chiarelli, and Treliving have been in constant communication over the last 90 minutes. #CBJ #Oilers #Flames
>>68876619
>Severson for Eberle.
Plausible
>Larsson for Hall
kek
>Devils seen heading to NHL Central Registry
Something happened
>>68876619
Larsson ain't going anywhere c
>>68876278
I'm sorry you have to go to Toronto
F
PLEASE CHEVY DON'T FUCK THIS UP
>>68876631
They can always draft a good ol Canadian boy next year
HOW BOUT A PAIR OF FINNISH FOWARDS?????????????????????
>>68876635
Bomb about to drop
sexy laine and pulju
>>68876641
>swedish defensemen
I want him fucking gone. Total Greene babby
>NO TSN DRAFT
what do
>>68876573
Yeah they specifically want a right wing that can score not he power play i believe.
Coughnyquistcough.
>>68876634
>marrying for business purposes
the American dream tbqh
>Lockouts are the result of disagreements between owners and players
>people blame Bettman
>Bettman makes a Canadian Assistance program
>People say Bettman is anti-Canada
>Bettman has introduced more successful franchises than unsuccessful ones
>People say Bettman sucks at bringing in new markets
>Bettman raises league revenue
>people say he is bad for the sport
What had Gary done wrong, exactly?
>>68876664
watch chevy and heineken commercials on nbcs with the rest of us
What can we do to convince finland to FIXIT away from /hoc/?
>>68876675
It's the popular thing to do
>>68876662
Lars is a beauty. I'd rather get rid of that cunt Blandisi. I knew him when he played for the Colts, he's an ass on and off the ice.
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>>68876675
anti-semitic /pol/cucks are the only ones who don't like based Gary. And apparently he's not even jewish
>>68876644
LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE or we revolt
>>68876675
He took fighting out of the game
>>68876675
hating Bettman is just a meme, that's why he enjoys the boos
>>68876688
No he's Jewish
Not even memeing
>>68876675
>joo
>not behind anything and everything
Is there are stream or something for a poor drunk Finn
>>68876662
He wants you gone fucking guido
>>68876675
well he's a jew
but seriously his legacy will be a positive one, especially when players start being born in those markets that everybody shits on. Already a lot more players coming from California.
>>68876664
watch the NBC feed. no dregger but it's got mckenzie, button, etc
>>68876703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9EFoTFO_fU
holy shit lads i'm so nervous
>>68876706
It's already started. Look where this year's #1 pick is from.
>>68876692
Yeah because he listened to CTE experts
Did you want him the cover it up like Goodell is doing in the NFL?
>>68876707
>button
No thanks
>>68876711
I will be reporting ALL illegal streams. Do NOT rip Mr. Bettman off.
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>Tim and Sid
I miss it when they were on Score Tonight
GOAT sports show
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>>68876716
Yeah that's what I mean. It's just starting. 20-30 years from now it will be even more obvious, and people will remember Gary for someone who genuinely grew the sport on all fronts. He's done a great job.
we're posting too much lads. slow down or people might think we have the 'tism
>>68876742
I'll deal with you using this report button kiddo ;^)
>>68876686
fucking christ I hope they don't fuck this up
>>68876675
bettman represents the owners
bettman refuses to acknowledge canadian franchise, and allows sunbelt shits to steal revenue to survive
they are only successfull because of revenue sharing
he raised revenue by whoring out the game and is going to put ads on jerseys to cement the full jewry of this glorious sport
>>68876752
but we do
Zoobban confirmed gone
>>68876752
just a touch of the 'tism
>>68876752
nigga we're fucking /hoc/
Everyone already knows we have autism
OH FUCK IM SO EXCIETD
>people paying to watch the draft live
where the FUCK is yak city going?
@Real_ESPNLeBrun
There are seemingly as many Leaf fans here in the rink as Sabres fans. Very festive.
how long till matthews' jersey is getting tossed
>>68876752
>thread is the safe haven on /sp/ for canadians and finns
>look out or we'll appear autistic
WEW
>>68876766
FOR WHAT
>>68876752
If you're worried about people thinking you have autism I'm afraid you're already autistic.
>>68876763
>bettman refuses to acknowledge canadian franchise,
fuck you. Bettman is reason the Senators stayed in Ottawa
>>68876791
He'll stay when they deal Eberle
Is that Laine's sister next to him? What a qt.
Subban to vancouver so he can play with his brother for 5 pick and ryan miller/hansen
HALF CENTURY
>>68876797
Erik Karlsson
>>68876766
sauce or gtfo
Every Habs fan saying Don't Fuck this up.
What is the best outcome tonight?
>made in america
but not BY AMERICANS amirite :D
>>68876806
that sounds awful
>>68876816
that sounds awful too
>>68876784
Don't most teams give them out for free? That's kind of bullshit.
PULJU
U
L
J
U
Pulju looks cute in those shorts
do the rags even have a table?
50
0
YEARS
E
A
R
S
FUCK
>>68876811
She sure is. Would headpat.
>>68876752
>tfw you have non-meme autism
PULJU IS SO AUTISTIC HOLY SHIT
LAINE WEARING PINK TIE
LVF CONFIRMED
>>68876845
delete this
Why are north americans so fucking lifeless?
>>68876794
this binpai
>>68876827
Dubois at 9
>>68876831
yeah like how finnish ppl are genetically little snow eskimos but they got neanderthal genes from mongolians so they have caveman athletes
Does Puljujarv have autism?
Jets here, I really don't want one of those mongols on my team please Chevy.
>>68876868
He's a Finnish hockey player
What the fuck do you think?
pulju may be in this thread right now
>>68876866
can't argue t.b.h
>>68876865
Canucks will take him at 5
BULJU
SONNY MILANO TRADED
Didn't Kolzig make a charity against autism because his son is autistic?
pulju
>>68876872
Worried they'll commit suicide in Winnipeg?
>>68876885
Do fins like lolis?
>>68876880
I know. He said best possible outcome for the Habs.
SCOTT HARTNELL
3RD OVERALL
FOR
2017TH 2ND ROUND
5TH OVERALL
GET IT DONE BENNING FUCK
NORTH AMERICANS ANSWER
is it "torano" or "toronTo"?
>>68876885
mongo genes tbqh
>and the first overall pig is... Auston Matthews!
sonny milano to the bruins for 29th
>>68876885
>>68876891
I want to hug his sister, she's so cute.
>yfw Mutthews busts
>>68876865
Shit man. Realistically what's the best thing? They get Cam Fowler for cheap and draft that Logan kid?
>>68876897
Finns commit suicide anywhere
>>68876901
T'ranno
>>68876901
It's "Churanah"
>>68876901
Toranah
>>68876885
Columbus Bulju Jackets
@TSNBobMcKenzie
There is talk on the draft floor, as yet unconfirmed, that CBJ prospect Sonny Milano has been traded.
WE'RE OFF
>>68876901
Turrana
WAAAAAAY UNDERRATED
UNDERRATED
>>68876885
OUR GUY
my heart can't take this
>>68876911
BIGGEST NUMBER 1 DRAFT BUST SINCE NAIL YAKUPOV
>>68876922
Winnipeg + Finnish = Guaranteed suicide
>unironically watching this shit on a Friday night when you can just read about it later
Jesus Christ find some friends or something you autists
>watching the draft on NBC
since they switched to commercials when Bill hoisted the cup they can go fuck themselves
WE NEED A FUCKING FINN
WE NEEDS MEMES FOR NEXT SEASON
TRADE UP
TRADE UP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
WHO ARE OUR GUYS AND WHO ARE REDDITS?
>OUR GUYS:
PULJU
BEAN
>>68876917
Yeah.. Probably that.
>>68876908
Wouldn't mind that desu
Who does Don "The Absolute Madman" Sweeney trade?
>>68876951
>as he sits on 4chan eating a frozen pizza drinking monster
>>68876953
My NBC is showing Wheel of Fortune
>yfw no canadian players in the top 10
>>68876951
UGH. DONT FEED TJE TROLL
>>68876951
gr8 b8 m8 i'm ir8 i r8 8/8
>>68876957
Laine is reddit incarnate.
>>68876945
I feel your pain familam
>>68876951
It's 1 a.m. here I already spent my friends time and now perfect time for memes and some hockey
MILANO FOR JOSI + NEAL
>>68876957
Juolevi, Keller, Jost are definitely reddit
>new Bourne movie
what why
>>68876951
You know what it also is, midsummer eve, you couldn't be more pathetic than watching this shit in finland.
Why wouldn't Bean go 1st overall since he's statistically proven to be a 100% lock for the NHL?
>>68876970
>Who is PLD?
>>68876951
>Friends
If only...
>CHEVY PICKS PULLJ
mfw
>>68876983
don't meme too hard m8
>this triggers the Sabres fags
>>68876897
>Do fins like lolis?
>>68876970
>Dubois ranked 4th
>Thinking the Habs would let him get past them
Keep trying Sven
>milano traded
something is happening guys
>>68876975
Reddit hates laine
>>68876991
>Quebec
>Canada
>>68876948
More like guaranteed top2 Euoropean of all time
>>68876901
تورونتو
What if the laffs don't draft Matthews?
>>68876999
>canada voting for loli
Shits literally illegal here
>>68877008
Pulju #1?
NO BUSTS NO BUSTS NO BUSTS
>>68876967
since I'm an european I can choose streams
>>68877012
the dankest timeline
>>68876957
McAvoy might be one of ours
>Playoff beard is neckbeard
Also, Laberge is definetly reddit.
Finns: Where exactly on the Viaplay site can I watch the stream? I log in and it just tries to sell me shit.
>>68877012
we meme
Habs and Caps talking.
Possibly Marcus? Knowing Bergy probably Chimera.
>>68876951
>on a Friday night
it's not just a friday. it's literally the 2nd biggest holiday of the year after christmas in finland
>>68876998
NO GOAL.
hERE WE GO
>>68877022
Please don't post pictures of me
this bettman boo shit is old, time to move on
Christ I love Bettman <3
That must be a very odd experience for laffs fans to be in a hockey arena in June
>Bettman
Bettman posts on /hoc/, I know this personally.
THAT BETTMAN BANTER
"Thank you for that energetic welcome"
He needs to find a new line. He literally keeps using it every time he's at the mic
BOOOOOOO
>these boos
BASED
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bettjew BTFO
Gary thrives off the boo's
>>68877040
not. it's a meme that only gets better with time like fine wine
bbbbbbbbbbbooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>68876999
Why are so many European people gay
BOO THE JEW
>booing based gary
Nothing more reddit t b h
WHY ARE BUFFALO "FANS" CHEERING BETTMAN?
FUCK OFF
>boos continue
good boos buffalo
TORONTO IS ON THE CLOCK
COME ON CHEVY, DO IT
If Ottawa drafts Bean will we finally be relevant?
>Werld Cup of Hackey
MEMES
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>68877025
read those today too and i concur
>laffs
>Bettman Cup
Auston Matthews on suicide Watch!
>>68877075
it's probably 90% laffer fans doing the booing.
STOP BOOING GARY
IM SO NERVOUS HOLD ME LAFFS BROS
am i fuckin blind or retarded was that gsp sitting there
>laffers
>busthews
LAFFS = SHIT TEAM
LAFFS = GAY GAME
LAFFS = DRAFTS A BUST
CONFIRMED
DO IT
Who the fuck traded for Milano?
>He's good against shit defenders
>needs
>skilled forwards
>skilled defencemen
name a team that doesn't need at least one of those
AUTISM MATTHEWS
>Drafting an American
Laffs fucking deserve this 2bh
So what happened to Deepak?
Is he still searching or did he beat the autism
>>68877103
bettman booing is a great meme. every large sport hates the organization governing it. but they don't dare show it when it counts. FIFA is the most corrupt organization in the world yet football fans just take it. at least hockey fans have the BALLS to keep booing bettman regardless of the situation
ANOTHER 50 YEARS OF FAILURE INCOMING
>>68877121
bruins i believe.
>>68877126
Calgary
Needs not shit goalie
KICKSTART MY HEART
>>68877135
He's dead in a ditch somewhere in Hamilton.
YOUR 2017 STAN LEE CUP CHAMPS
WHO CAN STOP US?????
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBODY
>BABCOCK
>STAMKOS
>MATTHEWS
>MARNER
>NYLANDER
>RIELLY
>ANDERSEN
>VESEY
>SOSHNIKOV
>BABCOCK
>ZAITSEV
>JVR
>CARRICK
>KAPANEN
>TIMASHOV
WHO CAN STOP US?????
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBODY
WASTED TALENT WASTED TALENT WASTED TALENT WASTED TALENT WASTED TALENT WASTED TALENT WASTED TALENT
BOOOOOOOOOOO
>>68877122
>Every finnish prospect ever playing in kiddy league Liiga
>216
>the 216 draft
WE WUZ ROMANS N SHIET
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ANNOUNCE THE PICK
>>68877163
Literally anyone except maybe the Oilers.
I have never been less hyped for a draft
>216
UK fag.
First draft
What the fuck is happening.
U S A
S
A
>torontos
01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01110110 01100101 01110010 01111001 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110000 01110000 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100010 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01100100 01110010 01100001 01100110 01110100 01100101 01100100 00100000 01100110 01101001 01110010 01110011 01110100 00100000 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 01100001 01101100 01101100
216
1
6
OF 2-16 hahahahahaha
>>68877190
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
THE TORONTOS
THE TORONTOS
THE TORONTOS MAPLES LEAFS
>216 DRAFT
WE WUZ DRAFTEES N SHIEEET
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>68877195
OINK
Jew 16
Is Lou Lamoriello actually good manager?
He brought Devils into 3 cups so he might pull Laffs out of their shit siuation.
>>68877190
Nothing interesting. I guarantee you'll have way more fun watching the BBC news
He's dead inside
I don't even dislike austin but thanks for biting the bullet that is toronto maple leafs
#1 pick is an honor but comes with a price
>>68877163
>Stammer
lol
FINLAND ON SUICIDE WATCH
>216
>>68877176
DAMAGE CONTROL
>>68877199
coincidentally a Cleveland area code.
>the torontos
>216
>spoiling with team and not name
>USA chants
everything went wrong
B U S T
U
S
T
HOT LATINA ALERT
>toronto cant englando
>M A T T H E W S
5/5 SHOT
5/5 SPEED
5/5 COMPETITIVENESS
5/5 SIZE
5/5 HEART
5/5 LEADERSHIP
5/5 COCK
5/5 ELITE
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN US CONQUERED CANADA?
>>68877193
>t'rannas
>two.....sixteen......
matthews bust confirmed
>laffs
>DRAFTING AN AMERICAN
>ANY YEAR
>DRAFTING AN AMERICAN
>ANY YEAR
>DRAFTING AN AMERICAN
>ANY YEAR
>DRAFTING AN AMERICAN
>ANY YEAR
>DRAFTING AN AMERICAN
>ANY YEAR
>DRAFTING AN AMERICAN
>ANY YEAR
>>68877144
New thread
>>68876841
I too am curious about this
>>68877199
Lou probably made a pick back then too.
>Guy picked for the worst team
How pissed his he guys?
>>68877190
Always boo the commish.
Normally teams spend forever thanking the local team but Toronto skipped that
>CAN'T GET THE SWEATER ON
>CAN'T GET THE SWEATER ON
>CAN'T GET THE SWEATER ON
>CAN'T GET THE SWEATER ON
>CAN'T GET THE SWEATER ON
BUST
>>68877211
There's not a single more overrated General Manager in NHL history. And I say this as a Devils fan.
He's not bad by any means, and he's actually very good, but he'll last 3 years in Toronto.
He's also terrible at drafting.
>>68877190
nobody likes bettman
>>68877211
Lou is a great manager. Tough, old school.
TRADES
>>68877268
>most overrated NHL GM
>not Ken Holland
DAYUM
Who will Wienerpegg pick?
Good trades for MTL desu
these fucking trades
TRADES
>frogs
>r
>o
>g
>s
LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE
>shaw for 2 seconds
top fucking lel
LOL 2 SECONDS FOR SHAWS SIGNING RIGHTS
Waiting for Avalanche.
TIME FOR ANOTHER HIGHLY EXCITING PROSPECT INTERVIEW AT THE NHL DRAFT
He talks like a Californian stoner fag
>he's a 200 foot player
really?
NBC-SN gets cucked out of the post selection interview in favor of Rogers Sportsnet
>Montreal
>Trading 2 2nds for Shaq
Worse than 2 Finnish goaltenders.
>>68877299
Considering the amount of hate he gets from Wings fans i wouldn't say overrated.
>>68877359
Gonna need at least 10 chinamen to stitch that sweater
he's dead inside
New Leafs sweater is nice
>Quoting Churchill on the day after the Brexit
IT'S HAPPENING
NEW THREAD WHEN
LAINE
A FUCKING AXE
who is that girl on stage?
shes cute
A X E
X
E
LAINE!!
>Laine's sisters
This is why I watch the draft
press F to pay respects for laines career
LAINELAINELAINE
>>68877487
"No."
The 2 2nds MTL got for Eller make up for the Shaw trade. It's basically Eller for Shaw, which I would take any day.
laine the cringe lord
>Line-eh
>going to Canada
kek.
Is Messier going to keep phoning Connor or is he going to switch to Matthews now?
>>68877528
alainen
He can barely speak English kek
>>68877487
Finnish man (highest suicide rate in Europe) is forced to play in Winnipeg (highest suicide rate in Canada), uh oh.
S U I C I D E W H E N ?
U
I
C
I
D
E
>frogs don't have gritty players
>>68877487
No. Jest is acceptable.
They're pending 2 minutes trying to find out how to say that fins name.
>>68877510
Except it's 39 and 45 this year vs late 2nd rounders
>>68877569
2018 offseason
>>68877569
only natives kill themselves in winnipeg
>>68877589
>Being a Finn
>Not being bros with Minnesota
>Liking Minnesota's rival
Dude...
>>68877510
wasn't shaw a UFA after this season? SO they basically traded for his signing rights, which is shit.
>>68877487
inb4 traded to Ducks for Finnish Flash 2.0
Meme time boys
Post your rarest
>He forgot the name of the owner for a second
>>68877534
Tie Domi, using Comwave
>>68877613
everyone in finland is sympathetic for >our minnesota
but jets is selänne's team
we don't feel the rivalry or a need to pick between the two
>>68877596
Makes up for the gap between Eller and Shaw. Shaw is 100 times more valubale come playoff time
HAHHAHAHAHHA
NO POOPOO
>>68877636
RFA
PULLJ gets snubbed
WOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
PLD holy shit
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MEMEMEMEMEES
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE, OUR VERY OWN FINNIC BROTHERS HAVE BETRAYED US
RIP IN PIECE MY SWEET PRINCE
PUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
WHAT LOL
Binland btfo
SURPRISE
U
R
P
R
I
S
E
Why are there no British Ice Hockey players?
Fucking lol canucks get cucked hahahaha
EDM's phone right now is ringing off the fuckin hook
>Edmonton gets the meme
Pottery
Are memes happening?
DUDE. PULJU - MCDAVID MIGHT BECOME A REALITY
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
OILERS GET POOLYOOO
This is great
PULJU TO EDMONTON
JUST
>>68877747
Stumpy Steve thomas
>>68877770
THIS
MEMES WIN
>>68877764
>the shitty of finland
>>68877665
Well I hope you get to experience the Jets coming to Minnesota once in your life. Those games are absolutely nuts since Jets fans travel well, and we're their closest team. Minnesotans definitely hate the Jets, but love Jets fans, and usually go out drinking with them after the game.
what the fuck really
>Puljujarvi goes to Edmonshit
>>68877019
Maybe you should go argue it's legality.
Lads. Next Gretzky kurri confirmed
Holy fuck meme magic is the real deal
US cucked by Aussies
>>68877818
bust
yfw pulju to arizona
why are you people posting here there's been a new thread for like 200 posts?
>>68877144
>>68877144
>>68877144
even that one is about to end
>>68877747
Y'all too busy playing divegrass. Real question is why no Dutch hockey players
>elite speed skaters
>good soccer players
>no hockey players
>>68877207
I think you might wanna check the sources this thing used.
>>68875697
oilers lose the draft this year and still win.
>Be Canucks
>Mistake 1
>Jim Benning is your GM
>Idiot fucked up by taking bonehead Virtanen
>Fucks up drafting high again
Like come on, we can't even make the 2nd easiest choice in the draft
