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FINN IN THE BINN edition
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1st for wongs
Kill me I'm in pain
>I like to use my size down low
was this a sex euphemism?
post finland draft picks sisters
Xth for drafting a real human Bean
FINS IN BIN
2017 is our year
BROONS PICK A BIG GUY PLS
>>68879604
>time for bust
Bellows coming to the Flyers
t. knower
meme
>>68879608
I hope Bean falls to 16.
>needs to train with strength coach
Oh jesus christ fucking bust written all over
>He's a big kid
>>68879621
inb4 manlet
PREPARE THE BEANS
BULJU
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>>68879572
translate
REEEEEEEE HOW COULD YOU FUCK UP THAT BAD COLUMBUS. FUCK YOU
>Canada
Has the US overtaken Canada finally as the best hockey nation in the world?
>>68879610
Why are you upset? Brown is a great pick.
>>68879643
Same here.
Pray the gods for another Mantha fall.
>>68879643
Chychrun senpai
How's the first round looking for the New York Rangers?
>>68879652
INB4 5'10" 170lb DMAN
Always wondered: How to they stitch the name on the back of the jerseys so fast?
>no weight lifting to grow
no meme tbqh. playing hockey as a kid i know a lot of guys who never grew over 6" because they started weight lifting at 12/13
>>68879672
He's a lanklet who needs to train with Ottawa's strength staff
He's doomed
no sweeney trades. why
>>68879684
>rags
>Michael Mcleod
Bust confirmed
Alright.
We can't draft poopoopeepeeinajarvi.
But we can draft Chris Pu.
>>68879610
At least you aren't hongcouver
lmao what
mcleod is a meme
>Michael McLeod
NEW JERSEY ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>68879684
>rags
>no sister
Fuck off McLeod
>>68879707
it's rigged
Bad pick desu
>>68879572
ANYONE GOT CAPS OF BROWNS ASS ENTOURAGE
>>68879714
>lanklet
Eliteprospects says he is 220.
And Karlsson was like 150 lbs when he was drafted. Since then he's gained a lot of weight and became elite.
Who's the QT at the bottom and who is the ghoul behind her?
>>68879707
they made a jersey for every player
>>68879621
Fabbro pls
Fuck Bean going to Ruins
>drafting Fox McCloud
will bean go before chychryn?
>>68879667
I don't want to give up hope it hasn't been long enough, the jackets will win soon but not this year FUCK JARMO TO HELL
>>68879748
why does he do the tongue thing?
Carolina should take the pubsub kid
>>68879707
The top few have a couple different jerseys and the rest are velcro'd
>Be Ron Francis
>See Pulju fall to D-needy Oilers
>Do nothing
>See Keller, Brown, Jost all get picked
>Do nothing
>Have the opportunity to make the team great now while also being stacked for the next 5-10 years
>Do absolutely nothing
>>68879748
haha ffs
he's so autistic
love him
>>68879707
they're superglued on real quick
>all these milfs
>>68879666
lol help
>>68879754
2.20 when you're a legit 6'6'' is Lanklet for a professional hockey player. Suster and Meyers both look like baby gazelles out there from time
To time, and they're both 240ish during the season
>we acknowledge the Mom's
Even Sportnet knows there is a ton of MILFs this draft
Bruins are going to draft Bean aren't they...
>>68879707
>stitch
What's the least painful way to die?
>>68879797
We can be mediocre forever
>>68879826
Shitting your intestines out.
Remember when the Bluejackets made good picks
Because I do
will finland ever recover from tonight?
pulju with mcjesus is just too much meme magic
>>68879816
I'm 6'2" and I weighed less than 135 until I was 28. 220 at 6'6" sounds normal, not lanky.
>>68879826
bullet to the head
http://www.wingingitinmotown.com/2016/6/22/11972230/pavel-datsyuk-and-separating-the-player-from-the-individual
>had 14 beers when draft started
>only 6 beers left
holy fuck will I make it
>>68879826
Dying of age
>What do you think when you see your mom?
journalism 2.0
>>68879822
Not if the Canes do first
mild draft party lmao
>>68879678
THIS
THIS
THIS
another draft steal for the wings plz.
>>68879842
>dick rash
>?????????
>>68879797
>>68879836
>Canucks picked someone in the 15-20th range
>complaining
shit guys
>>68879855
>not being prepared with 20 beers
>>68879826
helium narcosis
>>68879849
>caring what a 22 year old faggot has to say
>Finland watching the draft
WTF I love Oilers now
>>68879865
Literally nobody cares about this draft cause the team is in a shitty spot, looking like either Bellows or Kunin at this point
>>68879865
>having a draft party for the 15th pick
BEAN
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>>68879877
but I did have exactly 20 beer. draft started at 2am here
BEAN
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BEAN
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>>68879868
Can Atkinson, Ryan Murray
Sonny Milano every single pick in the past 2 years
Steve mason
Brassard
>>68879845
Depends on body frame too. I'm 6'7" and 300 with some chub but I have a big body frame. He could be lanky.
>>68879865
All season ticket holders showed up
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCK
WE MISS THE BEAN
BEAN
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FUCK
godspeed
BEEEEN
BEANMAN
FUCK YOU CANES, I wanted the Beanis
We Fabbro now? Or will Sweeney go FULL MADMAN again?
>>68879845
You're not a pro hockey player dude; you're a fucking undead minion. I'm 5'10'' and id be in treatment for an eating disorder if I was ever 135
What crazy thing will Boston do?
B E A N
E
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B E A N
E
A
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BEAN
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I want to bean on her female relatives desu
BEAN to Quebec City!!
REAL HUMAN BEAN
WE WILL MISS YOU BEAN
GOOD LUCK
FUCK
>Sean Bean isn't dying at the draft
>carolina drafts more defencemen
>>68879877
>not having one for each pick
>mfw I was expecting a solid forward prospect in Dubois or Tkachuk, but >we somehow walked away with Poopinajarvi
B E A N E R
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>>68879910
>amerifats
>trade Kulikov+23rd for the broon's 14th pick
>draft local boy Chychrun
Y/N?
>>68879909
>will the madman go full madman
what do you think,
Carolina literally building the greatest d-core of all time
>>68879883
finland is white
https://streamable.com/4kr7
holy fuck why arent you at your local hockey arena chatting up single hockey moms RIGHT NOW
That's it. No more meme players. Everyone can go home.
>>68879925
im still in shock
>>68879826
Shitpost on 4chan
BEAN
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>>68879909
>will Sweeney go FULL MADMAN again?
what do you think
>>68879932
Kulikov seems like he should be worth more than just a throw-in to move up
quebec got a pretty great memefenseman
>>68879925
>pulju cost us subban and related memes
Is Fabbro better than Kekryn?
Why one over the other? Kekryn's got the size advantage
LEAN BEAN MACHINE
>>68879941
I haven't talked to a woman in 6 years if you don't count store clerks. I stay inside and shitpost and play dota when I'm not lifting weights. People scare me. Other questions?
>>68879941
>https://streamable.com/4kr7
DAmn
>>68879932
FUCK NO
Kulikov should be re-signed, not traded.
SWEENEY PLEASE
YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN
AFTER THE DISASTROUS CELTICS DRAFT LAST NIGHT, I NEED YOU TO NOT FUCK THIS UP
LIKE PLEASE
>Another fucking defenseman
FRANCIS I LOVE THE BEAN TOO BUT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. YOU'D BETTER BE TRADING SLAVIN OR PESCE
>>68879930
Nigger I was 135 when I was a 8th grader, and was probably the 3rd lightest kid on my bantam team. How is someone even that small
JAKE "STRING" BEAN
Seattle's first captain just got picked
W-we can still get Fabbro, right Wingsbro?
>Chychrun not taken yet
>almost at the playoff teams
wat
Canes jersey is so boring
STRAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
chychrun to bruins ahhhhhhhhh omg yaaaasssssss thank you god thank you ahhhhhhhhh
>>68879932
as a bruins fan, yes
>>68879966
Fabbro's a lot more solid defensively. Good at everything.
http://www.today.com/food/meet-burger-king-s-new-mac-n-cheetos-mash-s-t100219?cid=sm_fbn
You guys eating anything for this draft?
>>68879933
Chychrun, Fabbro, McAvoy all available, but he had Connor, Barzal, etc. at this point last year, I'm scared.
>>68879910
I ran a half-marathon, and I've exercised regularly my entire life. Most people are just fat.
>>68880009
god that looks disgusting
KENNY MOVE UP AND GRAB CHYCHRUN
>>68879941
hockey moms are whores that usually fuck half the team on every roadtrip
thank god my mom didnt have anything to do with hockey
>>68879960
Plenty of teams are apparently asking for him and he might want too much money, Chychrun was the consensus #2 pick before the season began
>>68879966
Fabbro is a righty therefore he is better
>>68879989
most jerseys are
>>68880017
I know.
I know.
The Madman has his ups and downs.
>>68879987
Prying he falls to based Isles.
LAINE
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lol the bruins were basically a playoff team and they are going to get the best dman in this draft.
thats jewish. fuck this gay league
>>68880033
>Things that never happened.
BEAN
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySHRE9XkLZ4
You have three good D prospects available madman don't fuck it up you faggot. Just take one of them.
>>68879925
Was expecting a trade tbqh.They better move somebody this summer otherwise I'm jumping ship, or swimming back to the surface from the already sunk ship...
>>68880007
is it the classic "good and ready right now vs better ceiling and physical tools" debate between them?
DAE watch these commercials during NHL broadcasts and hope they were american?
>tfw no pickup commercials
>tfw no freedom
>tfw no pursuit of happiness
>rob gronkowski
>>68880029
more like delicious
>>68880029
delicious*
>>68880042
Detroit will take him before that no matter what.
Sorry friendo.
Do Finns even know what backyards are?
>>68880045
MAD
A
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>this laine interview
The absolute mad man
Who is more of a memelord, Pulju or Laine
Why does Laine kiss his teeth so much?
>next time he'll be in bed with you!
>ha ha ha!
>>68880046
its pretty common knowledge
>>68880086
pulju
>JACOBS GETTING BOOED
YES I LOVE THIS
>>68880087
autism
>>68880085
He's so based
>>68879932
Might make sense to make room for protecting other players come expansion draft. Not to sure on Florida's situation though.
>>68879934
Only if Faulk could stay healthy.
>>68880086
Pulju, no contest
WHY
That spaghetti
Jakob Chychrun
What crime did he commit to drop this far?
>>68880020
I guess, but most long distance runners I know aren't particularly healthy. All them impact stresses
AUTISM
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Holy shit is this guy having a stroke
that's pulju not laine
>SAY THE WORDS
LE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Holy fuck that studder. Did he honestly forget who he was supposed to pick?
Wearing my Julien Gauthier jersey
Can't wait for him to be drafted!
are you kidding me
why the fuck wouldnt you pick fabbro
FUCKING
FUCK
>>68880094
>gets booed
>starts stuttering like a moron
nice work boston
chychrun on suicide watch
who choked?! I missed it
That's some pretty hard autism
>>68880086
Is that even a question
>>68880065
Tapa ittes
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN DRAFTING LITERALLY WHOS AGAIN
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA
MINNY CONFIRMED FOR CHYCHRUN
>not chychrun
WHY
>>68880065
what animu
>>68880092
On porn maybe.
WINGS GET FABBRO OR CHYCH GET HYPE
WILD
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Holy fuck red wings got stamkos
>>68880110
he does look like a convict
>>68880110
an actual good team might get him at this point so no real loss
>>68880085
WHAT INTEVIEW???
NO INTERVIEW ON MY NBCSN STREAM!?!?!
CHYCHRUN TO WINGS
>NEXT LIDSTROM
CHYCHRUN TO WINGS
>NEXT LIDSTROM
CHYCHRUN TO WINGS
>NEXT LIDSTROM
CHYCHRUN TO WINGS
>NEXT LIDSTROM
>>68879963
The Oil would have to dump Hall, Nuge or Eberle for Subban. Send $6 million the other way to offset Subban's $9 million a bit.
There were rumors that Chiarelli offered Nuge for Shattenkirk straight across, but the Blues wanted Hall or Eberle. I would've done Ebs for Shatt in a heart beat, but with Pulju coming in, I think that deal makes a ton of sense for the Oilers now.
It's my belief that Eberle is a shithead to his teammates and he's a major factor in the obviously tumultuous Oilers dressing room.
>>68879949
How the fuck does that happen? Pulju was slated to go 2nd for most of the year. This way, >we avoid having another greasy faggot Frenchman on the team as well.
Boston fucking up again
KEK
Not the worst pick in the world, but still WHY DIDN'T YOU PICK FABBRO
HOW LOW WILL HE GO?
>>68880110
he sucks
>mild pick getting closer and closer
>they could trade it to get stepan
pls no
keep stepan, give them nash
Almost pulled a Clarke forgetting the pick
>Fabbro or Chechryn
>Pick McAvoy
>that was literally the owner stuttering like a mess
WEW
>tfw Oilers have the GOAT young forward corps but no defense
>tfw Canes have the GOAT young blueline corps but can't score
Which team becomes relevant first?
>>68880111
I'm not a runner, I did it for fun. Stop trying to make excuses for being fat.
STAMKOS A WONG LMAO
>>68880158
I see this happening
Mild don't want another D, Detoilet get the steal of the draft
>>68880158
HOLY FUCK MAN IM HYPE
HES SLIDING DOWN LIKE LARKIN DID AND ITS GOING TO BE BASED.
EVEN FABBRO WOULD BE DANK, WINGS WIN THE DRAFT AGAIN.
>>68880182
Canes
Te-Terr-Terry Charley Charles McAvoy
what did he mean by this?
>>68880154
guy looks like the dude who i lent 500 dollars for rent money then the guy skipped town and is probably dead now. fucking drug addict
mcavoy is a hardcore rags fan and is gonna walk to UFA when he's done with college
the jackets have had 1 bad pick since 2013 his name Pierre luc dubois
>>68880110
Looks too much like a nazi. Canadian teams are trying to present a much more PC friendly vibe
Teemu Selanne @TeemuSel8nne 45m45 minutes ago Kirkkonummi, Suomi
Congrats @PatrikLaine29 you are gonna love Winnipeg!!! ️
Teemu Selanne @TeemuSel8nne 39m39 minutes ago Kirkkonummi, Suomi
And the Finns dynasty will continue in @EdmontonOilers , Puljujärvi Will be a Great addition for Oilers young stars!
Teemu Selanne @TeemuSel8nne 24m24 minutes ago Kirkkonummi, Suomi
Congrats @NHLFlames and Olli Juolevi!!!! Well done!!!
What did he mean by this?
>>68880156
Sportsnet interview
>>68880163
muh local boy
>>68880166
To the Oilers in the second round. The draft is rigged
>>68880182
2020 cup final rematch
>>68880171
>implying the Wild would want Stepan
>>68880009
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>68880163
I would have preferred him, but I can live with McAvoy.
>>68880158
No, next chelios
>>68880182
Canes. Oilers will continue to draft meme forwards and not improve.
>>68880192
Source? Fuck off right now
>>68880208
word on the street is they do
C'mon Garth Snow, trade up and get Chychrun. Wings are run by retards, so it should be easy to fleece them.
>>68880197
he couldn't believe who they were actually picking
Feel sorry for the guy who's going to live in Iowa
>>68880220
Eh, fuck it I'll take it.
Not going to pretend I know literally anything about draft prospects other than their meme efficiency.
I'm just glad the ABSOLUTE MADMAN didn't draft a fucking goalie or something.
>>68880192
Source, I need the laughs
>>68880220
TURN ON CNN
>>68880206
>What did he mean by this?
selänne is still the face of finnish hockey
STAMMER
WINGS ARE FUCKIN SAVED
McAvoy is literally the modern "Bro from highschool"
FUCK OFF MILD. PICK FABBRO
>>68880212
Yeah, I preferred fabbro as a wings fan, but I've seen plenty of maccavoy live at NEU BU games and he's a hell of a player.
Minnesotan to Minnesota
TYBG
>tfw will never be as ugly as mcavoy
Who fucked up harder?
Benning or Sweeny?
>woman
>social media analyst
I'm shocked
I hate the Blue Jackets.
Sweeney looks like death warmed over, jesus.
>>68880225
I think we wanted to say Tyler Benson or something.
>columbus fans trying to defend their pick who they know nothing about
ahaha
fuck chychrun won't make it past detoilet
>>68880256
I don't I'm just disappointed in them
>>68880254
Benning.
>>68880256
I HATE THE OILERS
Kieffer Bellows or Riley Tufte.
PLEASE!
>>68880206
today is the biggest holiday of the year after christmas in finland. not because of nhl draft but because of MIDSUMMER. no finn is sober today.
Get ready for trade announcement on wongs
Finns, how do you feel about Pulju playing with McDavid?
GMCF is gonna fuck this one up, just fucking shoot me
Chychrun on suicide watch
FALLING LIKE A ROCK
OLD BABY
L
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CHYCHRUN TO RED WINGS PLS
>>68880278
I think I know that milk machine
>>68880288
Wings or Preds will take him for sure, both want D
PICK and DATSYUK CONTRACT to ARIZONA
STAMMER incoming
CHYCHRUN TO DETROIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gon damn, make a trade or some shit.
This is fucking boring, who cares about these 15+ literally who busts.
Sweeney is surprisingly articulate.
ANOTHER AMERICAN DRAFTED
CANAKEKS ON POOICIDE WATCH
did he say luke cuck?
How far until a goalie is picked?
WINGS WITH THE STEAL LOLOLOLOLOL
CHYCHRUN TO NASHVILLE
DEFENSIVE POWERHOUSE
LITERALLY WHO
I mean we need a c
Nashville PLEASE take Gauthier so the Flyers dont have to
chychrun to the isles
LOL WONGS WIN
WITH FINNS YOU WIN
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Will Canada ever recover?
Kunin has literally JUST tier hair
>Luke "diabetes" Kunin
PEDOSOTA BTFO
>tfw Chychrun falls to the Canes at 21 and Francis takes ANOTHER d-man
100% Chychrun is an awful interview or his injury is worse than they've been telling people or something
Chychrun was freefalling down the ranking throughout the season. Why do people think he's so great?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
FUCK THIS IM OUT
>>68880159
>Ebs for Shatt in a heart beat,
I think every Oiler fan would agree with you, especially now. But Shatenkirk might ditch out after 1 season, so there is that problem.
Pulju isn't a traditional power forward on the wing. He's more of a playmaker, but at that size, he won't be as quick and agile as the players who are successful as playmakers on the wing. Dubois represents a potential top line center that is more versatile in his role. Plus the Fin GM probably knows something we don't.
>non-Minnesotan
STOP THIS FOR FUCKSAKE
>>68880302
THEY DOUBTED OUR SCOUTS' ABILITY TO INTIMIDATE OTHER GMS INTO MAKING SHIT PICKS
DONT FUCK UP HOLLAND
So why is chych falling so much, is he shit or did he fuck up the interviews?
>Picking a player from the worst UW team in ages
>>68880252
>taking a screenshot of tits on an app that lets people know when and who takes screenshots
Alpha move bro, good luck
>Diabetes
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>68880318
Except if youre in Edmonton
Apparently chychryn said some racist things in the interviews
>>68880342
this is what happens when you turn your back on America like he did
PICK SOME LITERALLY WHO
>>68880334
GOAT. FUTURE NORRIS WINNER
>>68880343
No one liked Eaves... He was literally letting shit tier HS players get ice time, couldn't recruit to save his life. Hopefully Granato can take him to the next level.
>>68880318
look at their shit eating grins
i bet they love eating shit and licking assholes
>>68880346
what is this a reference to?
>>68880342
He was #13 in Bob Mckenzies list which is the aggregate of 10 nhl scouts. It's not like this is a crazy fall
>>68880348
>5/6 in SCF with Finn
>0/1 without Finn
>>68880350
>detoilet asks what he will be doing when not playing
>PULLING THE TRIGGER ON EVERY NIGGER
RED WINGS WIN THE DRAFT!
>Bruins picked an offensive defenseman that's apparently pretty fast
Neat.jpg
>>68880342
he has a nagging shoulder injury that isnt going away
>>68880355
Kunin is a solid af pick. Probably 2nd or 3rd
best release in the draft
CHYCHRUN FUCKED UP INTERVIEWS TO FALL TO WINGS. GOAT
>>68880377
>tfw Gretzky
>>68880367
One can only hope.
@DarrenDreger 25s26 seconds ago
Red Wings up to something.
TRADE DOWN
FINLAND IS LITERALY 3/5th OF HOCKEY FUTURE
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
>WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
desu I hope the Wongs get Maxime Lajoie in Round 2. He might not be around for us come Round 3.
I really like the kid and his playstyle.
Also I drafted him in Eastside Hockey and I haven't regreted it one bit.
>>68880318
Guy on right knows that they still won't make the playoffs.
>>68880406
PICK and DATSYUK CONTRACT
to ARIZONA
Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger 1m1 minute ago
Red Wings up to something.
Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger 1m1 minute ago
Red Wings up to something.
Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger 1m1 minute ago
Red Wings up to something.
Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger 1m1 minute ago
Red Wings up to something.
Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger 1m1 minute ago
Red Wings up to something.
Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger 1m1 minute ago
Red Wings up to something.
>>68880406
STAMKOS
>>68880383
The more I quickly google stuff about McAvoy the more I'm completely content with the pick. Great size and can score. Hopefully he isn't a massive fucking pussy.
>>68880375
>>68880409
RIP Canada hokei
>>68880409
Finland stronk
Sverige cuck
>>68880409
>busts in a weak draft going to forever irrelevant teams
fits Finlands profile desu
>>68880404
Got my student season tix, they better turn this shit around...
>>68880065
>tfw will never not be an American
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK YOU HOLLAND
>>68880411
he was great in swift current this year, pretty much the only bright spot aside from jon martin and bow
>Flyers can get either Chychrun, Bellows, or GOATyay
ELITE
Aaron Ward @NHL_AaronWard 1m1 minute ago
Appears Red Wings trading down potentially.
>>68880375
>just proving how shit this draft year really is
thanks Captain Obvious!
>>68880409
Age of memes
What did he say that people are calling (((racist)))
what happens when you're late
>>68880420
Eh he's 6'0' 190ish.
Solid for sure but he won't be "big" in the nhl
He's sure a feisty guy thouhh
>>68880406
jumpman jumpman jumpman
>>68880415
That's the moron that scouted le can't skate or score man
>Wings trade away Chychrun
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68880411
Wong's have no third
>imblying chychrun is good
>>68880369
You're just mad 'cause you got the gay Finn.
Isles, please trade up for Chy.
I smell something funky
KILLLLLL MEEEEEEEEE
>>68880454
He refused to play for America because he said it's full of fat bean burritos
>>68880455
You get a random Finn
>>68880452
no that is when finland wins olympic gold in 2018
>>68880455
i remember in NFL when the jaguars or some shit missed their pick and the other teams just went ahead of them until they were ready
this is definitely a trade though
>>68880345
Yeah, i was trying to date Claire and we are close lmao
Bishit will be the inaugural tender for meme vegas cap this
>>68880455
The next team can pick.
>holland doesn't give a fuck about clocks
>>68880438
I'm an alumni, I miss being able to go to the games, but am extremely glad I didn't have to witness this past year firsthand.
>>68880420
>Charlie McAvoyVerified account
@CMcAvoy44
>Words can't describe my hate for Crosby
OH FUCK I LOVE THIS KID
>>68880486
>finland
>ever winning olympic gold
south korea has a better chance than finland in 2018
lmao are the wongs really trading down when they need a D-man and there are two good ones on the board?
fucking memes
Helene St. James @HeleneStJames 2m2 minutes ago
Wings are moving the pick, per Ken Holland.
>>68880492
Lmao nice joke chubbs
the amount of hot milfs and sisters in this draft is almost ridiculous
>>68880505
>prospects are STILL too dumb to delete their tweets before they get drafted
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>DETOILET>DETOILET>DETOILET>DETOILET>DETOILET>DETOILET>DETOILET>DETOILET>DETOILET>DETOILET>DETOILET>DETOILET
>>68880505
There's no way that's real hahaha
>>68880492
Is Claire the one with the melons?
Holy fucking Detoilet quit stalling.
>one bad game
>chick run is bad now
fucking hell
>>68880515
>chycum
>good
wew
HOLLAND LITERALLY THE MOST USELESS GM IN THE NHL
>>68880495
Imma let yu finish, but daryl sutter had the best clock quote of all time
>0:00
5 minutes later....
>>68880529
It is.
https://twitter.com/CMcAvoy44/status/465654189335392257
>>68880525
>implying the absolute madman didnt drafts him specifically because of this
YAKUPOV for 16th OVERALL
>>68880501
I didn't even buy tickets, the shitshow the previous year was too much and classes got fuckin real... I mostly just miss the atmosphere of the KC, undoubtedly the best sports experience UW has to offer
>>68880529
I remember someone drafted by the Flyers talking shit about Giroux on their twitter
>>68880528
>implying we aren't dumping datsyuks contract to run at Stamkos
FUCKING HOLLAND!!!!!!!!!
SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!!!!
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Why even have a clock when it apparently doesn't matter?
>>68880530
Claire's the internet celebrity he's lying about
Ansar Khan @AnsarKhanMLive 1m1 minute ago
#RedWings are moving the pick to Arizona, Ken Holland said.
AND DATSYUK CONTRACT
Holland is gonna trade the pick when good defensemen are still there jesus christ
Can we just skip Detroit then?
>>68880558
That's dissapointing
someone hold me
it just sank in that i wasted 1 year watching hockey
watching my team lose so much
and then watching us drafting a bust
while other teams drafted good players (except the laffs)
all my time waste
TT______________TT
16OA TO SPARKLEDOGS
>>68880512
reported for hate speech
Mom fucked chycum confirmed
how the this kid a 1st round draft pick he looks like a fatass lol
>>68880577
>someone hold me
You want boyfriend bb?
>chicken run
>>68880549
Really? You sure you're not thinking of the guy the Eagles drafted?
>>68880533
half his season was garbage, plus his shoulder injury
>>68880576
You can still oogle her insta n shit.
>chychruns face when he almost got drafted by the wings but now has to play in Mexico
Holland you did it!!
Datsyuk contract gone!!!!!!!
>>68880586
The girl has thicker calves
>>68880586
Fuck I want that piece of ass
>>68880586
He's cute, ide blow him
Nick Kypreos @RealKyper 4m4 minutes ago
Continued talk from @NHL draft floor @DallasStars working @TBLightning for Bishop. Stars needs TB to take a goalie back in the deal
HAPPENING
HAPPENING
Why did the Yotes give up so much?
>>68880586
>Boston drafts more out of shape players in this yearsdraft
TOP KEK
>yotes have Datsyuk and Pronger
so elite
Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC 14s14 seconds ago
There's your Datsyuk trade. Goes to ARIZ with this pick.
Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC 14s14 seconds ago
There's your Datsyuk trade. Goes to ARIZ with this pick.
Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC 14s14 seconds ago
There's your Datsyuk trade. Goes to ARIZ with this pick.
Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC 14s14 seconds ago
There's your Datsyuk trade. Goes to ARIZ with this pick.
Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC 14s14 seconds ago
There's your Datsyuk trade. Goes to ARIZ with this pick.
Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC 14s14 seconds ago
There's your Datsyuk trade. Goes to ARIZ with this pick.
Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC 14s14 seconds ago
There's your Datsyuk trade. Goes to ARIZ with this pick.
Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC 14s14 seconds ago
There's your Datsyuk trade. Goes to ARIZ with this pick.
CAP SPACE
>Wongs
>Worried about Datsyuk's contract
Nice work.
HOLLAND YOU MOTHERFUCKING GENIUS
>>68880613
hitting the floor is important
>HOLLAND
PLEASE FABBRO FALL TO 20
What a madman
Ken Holland did it, wow
HOLLAND GOAT NEVERMIND
THAT ROOKIE GM LOL
>Dumping Datsyuk contract and Pick 16
>For Pick 20, a 2nd rounder, and a player
Nice
Based 26 year old did it.
Absolute madman
>>68880613
27 year old GM
Probably an /sp/ memer
>>68880594
Might have been a trade but it was definitely the Flyers
that babby Yotes GM IS GETTING PPLAAAAAAAYED
ok not half bad
>>68880613
because they arent very smart
>>68880630
they were doing detoilet a favor and would have made the floor just by signing their RFAs, giving them a first in return is dumb
BABY GM JUST GOT HUSTLED
Holland just took advantage of that poor teenaged gm lmfao
WAIT WAIT WAIT
can someone post that latest trade in text form? datsyuk what? I'm too drunk to understand what's going on. he's going to russia, right?
ayyy Datsyuk and Pronger on the same team
>>68880589
dude they look the fucking smae
Do something you fuck
>>68880641
did what? fuck up royalty? yes, he did.
>>68880628
Have memes gone too far?
>>68880634
>Yfw absolute madman Hextall takes Fabbro
>>68880664
Datsyuk sold as a sex slave to babby gm
FLEECED
L
E
E
C
E
D
Holland raped that kid.
FINNALY
CHICKEN RUN IN THE DESERT
>>68880664
Detroit moved Datsyuk's contract (7.5M cap hit, 0 salary, negative value) because they want cap space to sign Stamkos
M I L F
I
L
F
>>68880664
datsyuk's cap hit+detoilet pick for >rags pick
>>68880664
Datsyuk and 16 to Arizona for 20, 53 and Joe Vitale
this guy is one good looking mother fucker.
I bet you anything NHL AKA YOTES FORMER OWNERS forced this trade to happen. Poor Babby GM.
>defenseman
>Defense skill: 2/5
Nice pick Glendale
STAMKOS TO DETROIT SOON
>STAMKOS TO DETROIT SOON
STAMKOS TO DETROIT SOON
>STAMKOS TO DETROIT SOON
STAMKOS TO DETROIT SOON
>STAMKOS TO DETROIT SOON
STAMKOS TO DETROIT SOON
>STAMKOS TO DETROIT SOON
STAMKOS TO DETROIT SOON
>STAMKOS TO DETROIT SOON
>>68880670
no they don't.
now selänne's kid...
>>68880711
He's also Tippett's puppet
Post yfw Jones to Nashville
>>68880684
>I told Hexy to pass on a sniper again and he did it. The absolute madman.
Preds will take Fabbro
>tfw no chychrun bf
Ok memeing aside for just once
Can someone explain me seriously if there was anyting good coming out for the Yotes out of that one?
Pls explain it without memes, I can't figure anything good out of that
ABSOLUTELY AMAZING TRADE SENPAI
WE ONLY LOST 4 SPOTS, AND KENNY ONLY MADE THIS DEAL IF HE KNEW HE WAS STILL GETTING A GOOD PLAYER AT 20.
>LOST DATS 7.5 MILLION CAP SPACE (WHICH MEANS THE WINGS HAVE A PLAN IN MIND)
>ADDITIONAL 2ND (WHICH THE WINGS ELIET SCOUTS STATED HAD MANY PLAYERS THEY WERE INTERESTED IN)
>VITALE IS SOME DEPTH CENTER FOR WHEN WE TRADE A FORWARD.
KENNY HOLLAND MY HERO.
>>68880723
we are literally in the mix now
i love holland so much right now
tfw wish we had a 2nd rounder
really want
tyler benson
>>68880699
>>68880707
>>68880708
but why?
Who do Detroit pick at 20?
>>68880726
K A R I Y A
A
R
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A
Garf Snow better have a good plan.
Isles haven't been active so far.
So Stamkos to Detroit confirmed?
>>68880740
iktf
>>68880751
trade down again
Is Arizona now a powerhouse?
From shit, need to relocate, now stacked and will win the cup in the next few seasons
>>68880751
Max Jones desu
>>68880726
kid on the right is 100% selanne
>>68880747
He won't fall that far
>>68880742
they really wanted chychrun
>>68880751
trade 20 + jurco for yakupov
>>68880773
they'll be ready to win just as quebec comes calling
>>68880749
STEVEN STAMKOS
>>68880742
It's all cap and gm bullshit. Holland raped the lad.
>>68880746
I can only get so erect
>>68880773
>Taking on 7.5mil because no one wants to come to the desert
>Thinking you're winning a cup
lolnah
he's wet behind the ears, and got hustled. poor guy
>>68880751
G A U T H I E R
A
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>>68880751
trade it and howard for 20+ pick
Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC 3m3 minutes ago
DET retains none of Datsyuk's salary
N O N E
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E
>>68880791
This. Im not even joking. Detroit will get stamkos soon.
t. insider
Fabbro to Preds here?
Kinda wish Sweeney would go full madman and trade back up but that's a pipe dream
>>68880811
>GOATier making it past the Preds and Flyers
supreme kek
>Holland grinning like a schoolgirl to all his buddies
LMAO LAUGHING IN THAT LITTLE BOY'S FACE
HOLY SHIT NO SALARY RETAINED
>>68880773
kek
the yotes needed to reach the cap floor
Was it a 2nd rounder for this year or next year?
Someone said it was for next year.
DETROIT JUST RAPED THE YOTES HARDER THAN THE 2008-2009 PLAYOFFS LOL.
>>68879568
>>68879568
>>68879568
>>68879568
>>68879568
NEW THREAD (ACTUALLY OLD)
>>68880773
>Pavel Datsyuk
>Chris Pronger
Hell yeah, they got a #1C and a #1D. Don't forget Smith as a #1G too.
Johansen is going up with the Preds to make the pick, they might be taking his brother
Post yfw Nashville picks Logan Stanley
>>68880842
babby gm embarassed
>>68880840
julien bustier is bust-tier
I can't get over how young that GM is. Like, how does someone that young get a job like that?
>>68880812
And then draft Parsons?
Chaika?
DANTE
>>68880870
owner watched moneyball one weekend
>>68880870
ANALytics
>>68880870
Dave Tippett wanted GM powers but didn't want to leave his coach job
>>68880742
Arizona needs to reach the cap floor, but they don't want to actually spend that money. They owe Datsuyk $0 real money but he carries a $7.5M cap hit. It's why they traded for Chris fucking Pronger last year: $5M cap hit, but they don't pay him nearly $5M real money because of LTIR relief being applied.
>>68880884
On the first round?
>thread reches limit in under 50 minutes
wew
>>68880708
>Joe Vitale
So literally nothing there. Basically, the Yotes traded a late 2nd rnd pick and took on a 7.5mil contrat to move up 4 spots and draft ????
>>68880711
This. Also as an initiation.
>Blow Jackets
Why do I still bother
>>68880781
yes he is. those two are selanne's kid. but the circled one..
>>68880935
have fun with your qmjhl bust
>>68880723
>>68880746
>>68880805
Stamkos is shit. A centerman who can only play pp. What a pointless player.
>>68880909
Thanks for that explaination
But didn't they just say DET retains no salaray?
Doesn't that mean they actually have to pay real money?
>>68880970
I WON'T
>>68880982
No, there is no salary involved in this deal because Dats is retiring from the NHL.
The deal is only capspace, which all 7.5M goes to PHX.
>>68881021
thanks a lot famalams
sometimes I fuck those details up
Chevy you madman, what the hell are you after
Arizona pretty much just funded their next arena
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