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Previous thread: >>68813926
News:
>Jones doesn't hate DC anymore
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/jon-jones-says-hatred-for-daniel-cormier-fading-but-still-excited-to-stick-a-foot-in-dcs-ass
>UFC lightweight champ Rafael dos Anjos says Tony Ferguson 'will be the next contender'
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ufc-lightweight-champ-rafael-dos-anjos-says-tony-ferguson-will-be-the-next-contender
>Dana responds to Cerrone pay comments
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/22/11997478/dana-white-on-donald-cerrone-everyone-wants-to-make-a-million-dollars
>Valerie Letourneau: Wardrobe malfunction, not strikes, caused odd reaction vs. Joanne Calderwood
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/22/12006120/valerie-letourneau-wardrobe-malfunction-not-strikes-caused-odd
schaub
Bumping this thread just to laugh at you bud
Really nigga
is this the real thread?
>>68834477
No, this is
>>68834362
>>68834477
this is the real thread
do people really think brock has a chance or are they just memeing? he hasn't fought in years and it's not like his chin improved with age
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/13/10074026/an-open-letter-to-the-angry-mma-fans-get-off-your-high-horse
Anyone have the picture of Punisher Bass?.
>>68834362
real thread sorry
>>68834440
Yes
>>68834562
oh nice, I like this thread more anyway
>brock lesnar tested FIVE (5) times by USADA
HATERS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Any of you zilches wanna throw down?
Will he ever win the title?
FFS where is the real thread lads
>>68834680
right
here
>>68834362
>>68834362
>>68834680
it's this one
>>68834708
>desperately spamming the link to your thread in the active thread
lmao kid
>>68834587
>>68834649
I really hope this faggot browses /heem/ so he can see himself get btfo every day
>>68834649
i'll heem you before we even walk into the ring
>>68834757
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/68462084/#68462648
whatup /b/
>>68834804
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/13/10074026/an-open-letter-to-the-angry-mma-fans-get-off-your-high-horse
lmao @ ur 'life' kid
>>68834680
>mfw Aldo KO's Conor in the rematch
>>68834708
>P-P-P-P-P-P-P-PLEASE USE MY FUNNY MEME THREAD PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>yfw 12 seconds
I'm Bill Simmons and here's what I believe
>mfw he subs Bisping in the first round
>>68834874
>mfw Frankie beaten senseless while ref and doctor struggle to pull Aldo off because he's having flashbacks and screaming Conors name
Dominick "No Friends" Cruz on Opie & Jim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbF4BOtVv6M
>>68834966
>doubting based Aldo
>>68835085
>watching opie
>>68835114
wtf is that thing in the bottom left
>>68835114
his kid looks deformed
>>68834967
I fucking hate that promo.
>>68835169
>>68835195
thats a cute kid
>>68835195
His wife just saved the pic cause she looks decent in it and ignored that their daughter was mid-shit in the photo
>>68835262
lmao @ your life
>>68835263
true af
I've seen a number of times women write big facebook texts about how they love another woman friend and the photo they use of them together is ALWAYS a photo where whoever is writing looks good and the other person sometimes looks like complete shit in weird stances, expressions, etc,etc
>>68835404
is that Thug Rose?
>>68835416
his wife literally looks like a man
>>68835483
that's cody pfister you casual
>>68835517
lol fgt
>>68835387
looks like an average fight outside of a chipper desu
>>68835554
I'd heem this twink
>>68835483
yes
>>68835583
>chipper
>>68835494
Slim pickins in Brazil m8
>>68835554
looks like Rose
this is one of my favorite photos ever on the internet. I dont watch UFC
>>68835085
Opie has no friends too lel
>>68835605
hopefully that little grill is just a really big jojo fan
Does Ronda fight in 2017?
>>68835614
yeah i heard you the 1st 100 times you typed it
>4 threads about storms saying apologize
>heem in danger of 404ing
These other non semen-slurping sports aren't for me lads
>>68835659
''''''''''''''''''''fight''''''''''''''''''''
she's literally shit
>>68835752
I think thats the first time ive every posted that, you dumb faggot
>>68834649
fight me cunt
>>68835904
>I think
lol
your memory is shit
daily reminder that Mighty Mouse is one of the greatest fighters alive
>>68834999
Aldo looking small as fuck there.
>>68835937
ive been so busy facefucking your mum that all the days have started to blend together m8
Yeah so fucking what?
I like Brendan Schaub.
Got a fuckin' problem?
>>68836006
>I like Brendan Schaub
worst general on spee tbqh lads
>>68836043
that guy is a fuckin weirdo what went wrong during his childhood jesus christ what a mess
>>68836104
Then leave faggot
>>68836040
>"sell 'em pajamas before you put 'em to sleep."
top kek
>>68836172
now with easy open bottoms
>sometimes you'll fall backwards, and then you gotta scramble forward to get back to the dick
>>68834420
lol holy shit. awesome
>>68835971
He's THICC af.
>>68836120
Didn't have a great relationship with his father at all
>>68836247
Forgot pic
>>68836040
She's always been perfect.
>>68836200
What do you mean "BTFO" in the filename? Claudia was LITERALLY about to submit to Dana's alphaness
>>68836301
I meant Joanna was BTFO you goof
Diego Sanchez vs Joe Lauzon
who wins and do they both lose
>>68836328
S-S-Sorry
>>68836351
When you a prospect but fall for the Edmond meme
>>68836351
>lanklets
>>68836301
No she wasn't? She made him move his stupid arm just like this alpha male did.
>>68836347
C.T.E.
fucking diego won't quit until someone KO's him
>>68836405
What was this old fuck in the green shirt thinking when he did that to Dana?
>theyre moving TUF to 2:30 AM on Friday with an encore at 10PM
Fuck divegrass
>>68836448
he's an alpha male
>>68836405
>tfw dana was too blinded by sagebux to do anything about it
>>68836447
What is the most UFC fights in a row without getting submitted or T/KO'd?
>inb4 the BJ stoppage
>>68836351
I fucking love Aldana
>>68836457
what game where they playing on fs1
>>68836023
>drinks water
>baka this isn't monster wtf
>In 1999 during the filming for 'Fear Factor' Joe Rogan was surfing with MMA stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. When Dana White and others rushed to help, Rogan held out an arm in front of them, stopping them, and was reported saying by Ariel Helwani,"The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life". And proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. He was later spotted outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.
>>68836515
frankie the cancer edgar has 19
>>68836351
just posting favorite heems
>>68836393
Aldana went to edmond? Fuck me
>>68836571
No Jessymen Duke
>>68836541
Poopa America but there's a thunderstorm or something so the game is delayed
A-Anyone still watching Kingdom?
>>68836571
>>68836532
>people say that women are not skilled and cant finish fights
>>68836622
Has season 3 premiered?
>>68836565
yeah everyone with more fights has been stopped, even gsp
>>68836622
i hear ya but fake shit should cost 9.99 bro
>>68836555
>>68836555
>In 2001 after being approached by Scientology recruiters, Joe Rogan is reported to have said, "Why join a cult... when I can BE a cult?!" Allegedly he shoved the recruiters to the ground and ran away laughing maniacally. 5 months later his agent finally located him in a small African village near lake Victoria, leading an apocalyptic death cult. The UN report on the aftermath remains classified but rumors speak of mass graves, human sacrifice, and murals of Mr. Rogan's face made out of the bones of children. Beneath the village it is said that the cult of Ogamboo Metukalu (The One) had 2,000 slave laborers digging a secret underground temple complex where the cult intended to live after the Apocalypse. Mr.Rogan's agent says the MMA star has put that part of his life behind him and chalks it up to poor judgment brought on by a flu, but if that is the case, why does Joe continue to make routine trips to Africa to this day? And why are cases of missing children around Lake Victoria more than 20 times higher than the average of the rest of Africa? Mr. Rogan's agent declined to comment.
>>68836622
I watched the first episode or two, but haven't downloaded the new episodes yet.
>>68836665
I would join that cult
careful now /heem/
>>68832896
RDA SHOOK
>>68836565
>frankie edgar
>the cancer
>>68836480
I bet I could take him down.
>In October 2001, Joe Rogan met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Rogan became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.
>>68836632
>>68836605
Oh thats ok then
who /megan/ here
>>68836806
thank mr skeltal
>>68836622
i'm reading about ancient rome (for free), what's kingdom about?
>In October of 2001, Eddie Bravo met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief discussion with one of the families in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch!", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked about the attack by a female reporter, Bravo became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.
Who watching /TUF/ here?
>>68836787
So anyone have a better looking version of this?
>>68836806
>she didn't even take joe's name
what a cuck
>>68836457
Who cares, TUF is shit anyway
>In the backstage of the MGM Grand, Rogan was brought in front of a mock tribunal conducted by Dana White, forcing him to apologize for a prank played on mixed martial artist, Cat Zingao. Reportedly, Rogan entered Zingano's locker-room during an intermission with 4 carrots he bought from a near-by market, and hid the veg in various locations in the dressing room, leaving a sign on the door claiming "There are 5 carrots hidden in this room". Zingao, who was know to suffer both from OCD and Lachanophobia (an irrational fear of vegetables), was rushed to hospital when she collapsed outside the room just before a high profile title fight with Ronda Rousey
>>68837055
schaub would eat those '''''''''shots''''''''''' for breakfast
>mfw i could submit any of you in the first round
>>68836457
are you mother fucking kidding me?
>>68835124
what was he saying (also who is that white guy?)
anyone watching bellator this weekend?
>>68837218
fuck yeah Australia with the fringe league heems
>>68836200
*CRINGE*
>>68837267
>>68837272
maybe who is on it
>>68837048
What?
>>68837327
RAMPAGE
>>68837339
have another beer
>>68837327
Jesus christ what a vicious heem
>>68837272
I'll PVR it and watch it later probably. I want to see if Chandler is still good and how Ishii does against Rampage.
>>68837327
>>68837319
just going through my folder and picking fav heems
>>68837327
that's a pretty good one
>>68837445
evan tanner really dropped off the map
>>68837509
I see what you did there
pretty shitty way to die though
>>68837445
>you will never hug Bisping's family
this is fucking twice now that Fox has given away the UFC's airtime to some fucking shitty sport for faggots. First they gave the prelims and start of the main card of Rory vs Thomson to fucking nascar, now they are dumping TUF for fucking soccer
>>68837445
What's with the shitty low-res pics for all the former champs
lads, just registered for my free week of FightPass. What are the must watch seasons of the ultimate fighter?
>yfw Conor walks out to Hypnotize at 202 and his GOAT status is returned
>>68837580
the new UFC owners are dropping FOX like i'll drop anyone in this thread
>>68837445
The MW belt didn't exist before 2001? i thought UFC was around since like 98, who's the first champ anyway?
>>68837656
TUF 10 was pretty GOAT. Big Country, SCHAUB, Kimbo, Mitrione, Rampage breaking a door and Ramapge bullying that one fat guy all season by calling him "titties" every time he saw him.
>>68837711
ufc didn't have weightclasses, just open weight tournaments
then they started adding weightclass. not sure when MW came to be, but at one point it was a 5 division league.
What did she mean by this?
>You now remember the time when Conor BTFO Aldo and it silenced an entire country in 13 seconds, shat all over his nay-sayers and nobody could talk shit about him
>You now remember his credibility was completely shattered a few months later at the hands of a mediocre fighter who has 10 losses in his record
Is Conor ever gonna recover lads? People were talking shit about how he could go up and fight Robbie Lawler and even at 185.
Lawler, Rory or Thompson would fucking devour him.
>>68838156
>Is Conor ever gonna recover lads?
Conor knows how to promote himself. Chael lost title fight after title fight but was still a massive draw. Conor will be fine.
>>68837580
No one cares about TUF
Honestly there's a handful of people who have even mentioned it
heem on TUF lads
my boy Andrew Sanchez is going to win this
>>68838221
Yeah, but did Chael ever lose to someone like Nate Diaz? His most impressive victory is over a guy like Michael Johnson.
Is the FW division just that weak compared to WW or is Conor shit outside of FW?
>>68837580
Most popular/important sports on Earth:
Soccer
<<<massive power gap>>>
Cricket
<<<power gap>>>
Field Hockey (I know, right? fuck that)
<<<power gap>>>
Tennis
Volleyball
Table Tennis
<<<massive power gap>>>
Baseball
Golf
Basketball
American Football
...if the NFL is 10th, you can imagine that the UFC is waaaaay down the list, way below NASCAR and miles below soccer.
>>68837953
pride crocop was a MUNSTER, kinda wish he never came to the ufc
>>68838156
>Is Conor ever gonna recover lads?
Naw. He was over and de-hyped the moment he shot for Diaz' legs.
>>68838367
Cerrone is his most impressive victory.
>>68838156
He has some years to meme around and rebuild. But the memery and trolling has died down a lot and he's unlikely to have a second bump.
I'm interested on seeing pics of fighters going through early weigh ins. His cut is brutal.
Does being fat give you a good chin? Look at Mark Hunt, Roy Nelson and Dc. They fight huge guys with power and yet it's really hard to knock them out. Even that fat kid who fought Ben Rothwell had a better chin than overeem and schaub.
>>68837953
What does it feel like to get kicked in the head?
>>68838666
its the thickness of the neck gives you a shock absorber
>>68838522
Is Rory ever gonna recover?
>>68838620
Right, I forgot about his Cerrone fight. Then again the latter is inconsistent as fuck.
>>68838643
That shit makes me so confused at times.
Conor said he walks around at 170 normally, at the weigh ins he's at 145 looking like a fucking corpse.
At what weight does he enter the Octagon the next day? How much is it possible to remove and put back in such a short amount of time?
I fight at 185 and I never did the whole cutting weight thing because my coach advised me not to, he says it just drains you of energy the next day.
>>68838678
Hard to describe because you lose so many IQ points from getting kicked in the head that it's hard to describe anything, anymore.
>>68838721
>tfw you rekt your pocket pussy after 5 uses
My dick just spread that fake vag wide open and ripped it. Kek
>UFC promo
>DC says "COME ON, DC"
>CUM ON DC
JON
O
N
E
S
NOMATTERWHEREYOUCUMBOYIMSUCKING
>>68838741
>Is Rory ever gonna recover?
Rory is about the strangest bird in MMA. It wouldn't surprise me if he killed the next guy he fights, and it wouldn't surprise me if he retired tomorrow.
Who knows?
>>68838817
IMO the full sized Fleshlight is the only way to go.
get a good collection and your GF will never have that power over you again.
>>68838905
He's also my fucking boy and all I want is for him to be that guy who suplexed the shit out of Diaz.
Why couldn't we see that version of Rory against Wonderboy? I can't and won't accept that's MacDonald at 100%. Fight me on this if you disagree, Canada.
>>68838853
stop being gay
Tell me why you doubted Bisping, /heem/?
Babby dick chink: >>68838960
>>68838741
25 lbs is literally standard at his level. His chin holds so it's whatever until the day it doesn't.
>>68838905
I do believe Firas tamed the beast too much and Rory knows he cannot kill.
>paul harris will never sing you happy birthday
>>68838968
>Why couldn't we see that version of Rory against Wonderboy?
Naw, that wasn't the 100% Rory, it wasn't the real Rory at all.
It reminded me of GSP's first fight against Matt Hughes, where GSP said later he just couldn't get over the fact that he was fighting one of his heroes and was distracted by that.
Not that Wonderboy is Rory's hero, just that he seemed to have an image of Wonderboy in his head and he couldn't get past it. He didn't really fight, then after the fight he was OK about it.
Strange guy, but if we had no oddballs it'd be a shitty meme world.
>>68839035
because he sucks
he has an office job and his chin is depleted
he has zero ground game
he's a paper champ
Cuckhold was a cuck and deserved the wraith of heem gods
But Biscuck is not my boy
>>68838741
He doesn't actually cut weight, he just dehydrates himself then the next 24 hours is spent just drinking all kinds of liquids
>>68839035
I didn't think Cockhold would be an idiot but apparently he didn't really like being champ
>>68839046
Uh ok, whatever.
Too poor for a Fleshlight?
>>68839186
knocks out the champ
>paper champ
lol
do you even know what that term means?
>>68839182
That's EXACTLY what I felt. Like there was too much respect, both streets and no one had the balls to act on it.
We also saw a different Wonderboy, less aggressive and almost always defensive. All his offense was counter-strikes, basically.
>Rory will never get another chance to fight Wonderboy and prove the world wrong
Why live?
>>68839058
Who's chin? Conor's? It holds when Featherweights hit it. At best I'd assume it'd hold at 155, but at 170 anyone on the top 5 would decimate him.
>>68839193
So the question is, how much weight can one guy lose by dehydrating himself? 25lbs sounds like too much.
>>68839357
He cuts 15 lbs, and then drains off 10 lbs of water weight, it isn't hard to do but it's an unhealthy way to cut weight and it's why he ends up looking like a zombie. Chris Weidman walks around at 220 lbs and for his fight with Luke cause of the IV ban he had to be as light as possible so on the week of the fight he weighed as little as 187 lbs and that's why he looked smaller than usual but not like a zombie at weigh ins like Conor who does weight cutting in a really unhealthy way.
>>68839182
>excuses
>>68839542
>Weidman walks around 220lbs
Maybe if he's not training or injured, I can't imagine he walks around that on a regular basis
>>68839614
Weidman is a big guy, he could easily be a LHW, and that's why he kept talking about wanting to fight Jon Jones.
>>68838399
this is factual btw
based on numbers and shit
google it if you want
also: spot the snow leopard yet?
>>68839662
But 220 even during camps? That still seems like a lot, I would've thought 210 or something
>>68839561
no excuses, don't know what you're talking about
do you know anything about Rory?
>>68839705
top-center of the picture, hiding behind the grey rocks
>>68839705
>>68839542
What's with the IV ban though? Seemed like a lot of guys were going through that route to cut weight.
But that's fucking insane. 10lbs of water weight, how is the guy walking to the scale like that? Doubt McGoober is ever going back to 145, seems too much.
Who else cuts a fuck ton of weight? I know for sure Jones does.
>>68839723
I mean, it's his own words, he said in an interview he walks around at 220. Maybe during camps at 205. He's a big boy.
>>68838741
> Conor said he walks around at 170 normally
And?
Aldo 170lbs
http://espn.go.com/blog/mma/post/_/id/21357/aldo-easier-cut-means-no-move-up
>Aldo says that figure of 170 pounds has remained constant, dating back to when he won the WEC title at age 23
Poirier 180lbs
https://twitter.com/DustinPoirier/status/545774557320462336
> Because I walk around 180s
Nate Diaz 190lbs
http://mmajunkie.com/2010/01/nate-diaz-clarifies-weight-cutting-remarks-sees-future-at-lightweight-and-welterweight
> Diaz said it would only take him a week to tip the scales at 190 pounds.
Uriah Faber 163lbs
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/8/11390080/ufc-199-headliners-react-to-new-csac-weight-cutting-rules
> Faber said his MMA Inc. management team is looking into it. He is concerned, because he cuts from 163 pounds to reach the 135-pound bantamweight limit.
Dos Anjos 195lbs (!)
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/06/ufc-lightweight-champ-rafael-dos-anjos-sees-welterweight-move-in-his-future
> Dos Anjos said he generally walks around at about 195 pounds
If you think Conor is heavy, you're a 189er.
Sittichai gonna rekt the manlet faggot so he wont get robbed again, lads.
What happened to Vitor
>>68840182
forgot pic
>>68840153
I never said he's heavy, fuck mook. I'm just not familiar with the weight cutting process because I never had to do it myself. I train and fight at the same weight.
Which is why I'm curious as to what weight to these guys walk into the Octagon after the weigh in if they walk around at easily 25lbs over the weight they fight in.
>Dos Anjos at 195
Holy shit.
>>68840250
He turned 50.
>>68840153
cowboy 176-9
>>68840153
Not just weight though, because of his frame McGregor getting all the way down to 145 lbs from 170 lbs is more brutal for him than Aldo making the same cut.
>>68840598
He's a twig, and always look like a twig even in between fights. He'd actually probably get heavier if he didn't fight so often.
>>68840153
>Dos Anjos 195lbs
This is what having actual S&C does for you
>>68838905
i had to throw mine away because the front looked like the tennis ball on the end of an old person's walker
>>68841074
was for
>>68838960
spicy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ0GV0zl8YQ
>>68840277
>>68840334
O'Connels meme game is pretty high level
>>68841169
Will the UFC bring back Fabia Maldanada now?
>>68841371
I wouldn't put it past them if they need a late notice punching bag.
>>68840698
he also is missing alot of stomach, so it's hard for him to get fat
threadly heeminder
>>68841684
>czech republic
To be honest I thought this was some meme east euro country that ceased existing 20 years ago.
>>68841759
fuggin slovaks. dank porn stars outta there tho.
>>68841759
ceased? you mean created?
not sure no numbers, but it's less then 50 years old for sure, but that might have been just czechoslovakia leaving the ussr
>>68841169
Does anyone honestly believe Big John wouldn't have stopped this?
>>68835124
You can tell how perplexed Herb is right after the knee
>>68841684
I'd heem this twink
who /real nigga hours/ here?
>>68841929
>>68841929
yup
but what the fuck to do man. there's cards to watch tomorrow i guess, but nothing real thrilling for weeks
just a reminder that iron sharpens iron
>>68842037
it only does to a certain point
diamond sharpens iron and salt hardens it
so uke rockhol will comeback better then ever
>>68842090
You now remember that DC deleted Luke's chin literally a week before the fight because AKA is literally retarded
>>68837592
LOW RES
O
W
R
E
S
UFC SOLD
UFC SOLD
UFC SOLD
Which of these fighters got USADA'd?
>Rory MacDonald
>Luke Rockhold
>Frank Mir
>Vitor Belfort
>Fabricio Werdum
>Chris Weidman
>Conor McGregor
>Anthony Pettis
>Renan Barao
>Holy Holm
>Thomas Almeida
>Jose Aldo
>>68842269
the first 5
>>68834649
im waiting bitch nigga
>>68841993
fuck herb
>>68841993
If this fight was in a chink-land org, the judges would score it a draw to force an extra round.
>>68842269
better question, which of these fighters should change gyms, and to which gym should they go?
rory -JW
rockhold- ATT
Mur- weight-watchers
Belfort-AKA
werdum-JW
weidman-hume
mcgreggor-Alliance
pettis-JW, SLW, or mark henry
barao- tristar
holm- kings
thominas- ATT
aldo-JW
Where would you rank ATT currently? In the last couple years they really seemed to have hit a new level.
>>68842387
i dont think an extra round would have been a good idea. i do think the fight should have been a draw tho
>UFC returning to Manila in October
Wonderboy on aroused watch
>>68841993
I hope this becomes a thing
What do you think is better:
Kick heems that are more about finesse and look effortless like this...
>>68842511
or kick heems that have obvious and huge power behind them
>>68842527
i was expecting a penis to pop out
>>68842467
ATT fighters seem to be getting consistently better, not many camps have fighters like that
>>68842527
wrong file looool
>>68842500
I hope ufc has a hawaii card
and a colorado card.
all this ufc propaganda about vegas being the mecca of mma. it's like 5th. 1st is curochiba w/e brazil where valetudo was a part of a traveling circus, 2nd is tokyo where all the kickboxing and martial arts experimenting also took place, 3rd is philly home of the strongman competitions where average joes brawled, 4th is colorado where the ufc was born, and 5th is vegas which helped it grow
>>68842511
>>68842527
i like strong body kick heems
>>68842498
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/23/12011534/ufc-returning-to-the-philippines-in-october
>UFC """""Unfiltered""""""
>shilling for UFC the entire episode
>>68842613
UFC has a habit of putting off new locations for as long as possible. Just look at how long it took before they were prepared to do a Brazil card. My hypothesis is that difference in profit between a Vegas card and a further afield card must be pretty significant.
>>68842765
Casinos pay the UFC big bucks to stay because it brings in so much more gambling revenue.
Is Cerrone back?
>>68842765
how long has it been since a russia card was promised
>>68842952
he is always back against cans, washed up journeymans and past-their-prime b-tier what-if's from the past
put a nate or a two banjos in front of him and he will break
answer is unexistent since the question is oddly formulated
>>68838593
I had high hopes for Paul. Sadly his reptilian looking ass sucks at fighting. Seems like a nice guy though. Apparently he was a respected stage actor prior to MMA too.
https://twitter.com/dc_mma/status/745770054285955072
SUCC
U
C
C
>I don't enjoy listening to the premier minds in MMA muse about life
>Oxbow isn't my favorite alternative band
>tfw King Nate will take his rightful place as GOAT mma journalist once Cuckwani is done after his kerfluffle
Welcome to, "If I Did It", where we analyze and solve PR kerfuffles from the world of MMA and beyond
PREMIER
>>68843164
>>68843172
>>68843191
>>68843210
>>68843215
get a dog bro
This is now a Knuckle Up/If I Did It/Care Don't Care thread
>>68843215
>>68843210
>>68843191
>>68843172
>>68843164
>tfw just me and this guy
I'm depressed, dude
>>68843220
>i dont appreciate the premier minds of MMA at their absolute peak
>i dont think King Nate legitimately has a point about white racial politics
what compels a man to force a meme?
>>68843230
This is no meme friend, this is avant-garde journalistic discourse
>>68843230
I wouldn't doubt it is just a minority of autists
they, or he, hasn't been funny in months
>>68843098
jesus, those people are bullying DC hard
PREMIER
>the state of this thread
>>68843270
>>68842323
USADA didn't affect Rory in the slightest lmao
>>68843281
Stay mad
>>68843286
nah im just joshin ya, Schaub is L I T E R A L L Y God but you're gay bud
>>68843164
Nate is just whiny but something about Eugene actually just pisses me off. Hes just so smug about everything
>>68843290
You're alright in my book. Just keep preaching the gospel of Schaub.
Schaub bless
>>68843304
Rich bless
meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-VP12g49TI&feature=youtu.be
Somebody make a webm of this.
I can see this being posted in many heem threads.
>>68843294
Why'd Dana have to cut Cuckshank bros?
Just wanted to let all you schaub posters know i can and will drop you with 1 punch, so take your bullshit and get the fuck out of here, pic related
>>68843343
Just like every other lame meme that braced this general, you will not stand the test of time.
Schaub bless
>>68843343
>Rich Pooana
>>68843339
i have a hard time believing anybody in this video is special forces
slob on my schaub
>>68843340
he lost too much. but then he keeps frank murr
>>68843350
>>68843352
your paleo meme shitter is running scared, rich bless
IT'S HAPPENING
>>68843339
I thought it was gonna zoom up on his eyes and they would be popped or something
>>68843376
A nobody fights Gall
>>68843376
lol i cant wait to see him get viciously heemed
>>68843376
If punk wins, how the hell does he fight, even gall has no one if he loses
>>68843376
Neat poster for 203
>>68843373
5% catchweight fight
>>68843376
>last exam is on september 9th
>my boy debuts next day
>>68843405
now that's an interesting card
HYPE
>>68843405
201 is nice too
>>68843443
Best one yet though, Chicago card has a nice one too
>>68843376
always nice to see father and son fight each other
>>68843453
>tfw learned jamie and adam weren't friends in real life
>>68843405
Miocic vs Werdum and Overeem vs Rothwell, got it.
>>68843503
really?
they were a decent couple in the show, but I expected them to have a relationship outside the program, like go out for a drink or something
>>68843465
spicy
>>68843443
Oh look Demetrious is fighting a nobody again. Give him the Cruz rematch already.
>>68843624
gotta break Anderson Silva's streak. I dunno. it feels like they are just feeding Mighty Mouse nobodies but at the same time, that's who is in the division, nobodies.
Mighty Mouse should just open challenge audience members who weigh 125.
>MM heems children and women since that's the only people in general public that met those weight requirements
>>68843577
nope
>Jamie and I make no bones about the fact that we're not friends. We don't get along very well together on a personal level. In 25 years we've known each other, we've never had dinner alone together.
>The end of the show has not made us closer, I have spoken to him I think maybe once since the show ended, and we’ll see each other at various things, you know we still get hired to do stuff together. There still will be many circumstances in which we’re thrust together or forced to talk about stuff, and that’s fine.
>>68843376
>Punk misses 200 and 202
>>68843624
Hilson Heis tranes with Cruz, so they can share secret knowledges
>>68837656
1 first
then 5, 10
>>68837656
All of them you weirdo
>>68838741
>he says it just drains you of energy the next day.
read http://fourhourworkweek.com/2013/05/06/how-to-cut-weight-ufc/
according to it there is a performance decrease in some areas, but it's negligible when compared to the advantages gained by having that extra weight.
There's a reason why most successful UFC fighters cut a lot of weight.
>>68843716
>We could have had brock and punk on the same card
>Ken Shamrock
>Bobby Lashley
>Bork
>Alberto Del Rio
>CM Punk
Who is the next pro wrestler to start an MMA career?
>>68843919
tank abott
>>68843861
Is there really advantages when most people are cutting the same amount of weight?
>>68843919
We dont watch pro wrestling, maybe this question is better suited for /asp/? :^)
>>68839723
He said at the Q&A last week that he is walking around at 208 right now
Who do ya got /heem/?
>>68843930
well, no, but there would be a disadvantage if you didn't in that case
if you can cut more weight than your opponents though it can be a huge advantage (see Conor)
>>68843950
Gall is going to humiliate him
>>68843952
So it's more about mitigating disadvantages
>>68843919
American Alpha is young enough
for everyone else these 2 were former college and olympic wrestlers who went into pro wrasslin
I think they're still in their mid to late 20s and they're not to messed up physically from wrasslin
Both wold be good wrestler boxers in the 205 division
>>68843968
I really dig when a pro wrestlers gimmick is their actual ability and they are marketed as real athletes.
>>68843950
Punk is gonna get rekt and retire
>>68843968
one on the left looks like a soft chin, other guy has looks like he could scrap and not eat canvas
>>68843950
based cm punk will win via ko in the 3rd after taking lots of damage
cap this post
the man is all heart
Look how big his arms got
>>68844066
Diaz confirmed for gassing in the second round
>"pro" wrestling
>anime
>fap to traps
I have tried to see the appeal of these things but they are all too pathetic, even for me.
>>68844066
All the better to choke potato niggers with.
>>68844066
He is gonna fuck McGregor up
>>68844066
diaz on the gas
>>68844066
>tfw mcgoat decisions him cause Diaz is literally retarded enough to get huge for the rematch
>>68844077
He didnt gas out after fueling up on vodka and hookers on a yacht. How is he gonna gas out now.
>>68844066
Nate is seriously fucking dumb, why is he doing this, he doesn't need to do this at all, he's never fought with mass before, this is exactly what Conor did, get swole for vanity and then lose his cardio
Reminder Joanna is the patrician choice.
>>68844181
>tfw he browses heem and just found out about rich piana
>>68844187
if you're a pleb
>>68844159
adding size will drain your cardio fast, anyone who lifts knows this. it takes longer to get your cardio back up.
>>68844181
He is fighting at 170. He is going for perfect size to weight class ratio. He can do it and have prefect athletic weight gain because he is the right size for it. McGregor is gonna have to pack bloated bodybuilder muscle to stay competitive in terms of size and fight night body weight. He is an idiot and should have made it 155 where he can bulk prefect for that size and its a hardish cut for Nate.
>>68844187
To be a fan of yeah.
But not as a waifu
>>68844181
Pretty sure he will not come in like that. He will do the cut.
>>68844197
>8 hour arm workouts
>Sponsored by 5% nutrition
>whatever it takes
Nate Piana confirmed
>>68844237
Conor's coming in smaller, he's said it a lot of times, Nate should be aware of that, he doesn't need this extra size. It's not in his style of fighting, diaz bros have never been stacked power fighters
>Diaz
>gassing out
https://twitter.com/ufc/status/745865363217350656
>win belt
>nobody knows your name
>casuals chant UFC
must suck to be a fighter
>>68844232
he runs triathlons
he can't gas
he is a diaz
>>68844298
HE SWAM TO ALCATRAZ, TWICE
So Bellator and Victory are on the same day.
What is better?
>>68844298
You can always lose your cardio
>>68844066
>everyone's on steroids
what did he mean by this?
>>68844265
Nate is just coming right size for the weight class, I dont see anything wrong with what he is doing. Look at the top WW going around, they decent sized lads.
I'd be more worried about McGregor, if he is coming in smaller to lift condition he is making mistake. He wants to come in the same size or bigger than before and lift his conditioning. All he is doing is replacing one problem with another.
>>68844327
by siting on your ass and not doing anything, which is NOT what nate does
>>68844289
i literally can't tell who that is and i could definitely name everyone with a belt
>>68844337
he meant he was about to get on steroids
>YA TEAMMATES GIL AND JAYKE, TWO CAUGHT FOR STEROIDS
>>68844345
Or by gaining a lot of mass
>>68837481
wew.
>>68836806
>glasses
sorry boys I can't
>>68844393
True. A LOT.
So Semen Punk is fighting Sticky Balls at 203.
An actual date
>>68844401
>current year
>not having a glasses fetish
mickey gall is 24 years old
I hope Punk pulls a Bisping
>>68844591
Rondas teeth look surprisingly steady
>>68843376
Gall actually looks good, like a legit prospect. This has disaster written all over it.
>>68844660
ronda is the queen of /heem/
>>68844066
what the fuck when has nate ever looked that jacked?
>>68844696
reckon she tongues bum holes?
Does anyone want CM Punk to win?
Honestly, I hope he gets BTFO so he learns his place
Goofy vs Who?
All in for that
so we have a whole summer of hype, mma math and memes up until 203
>>68844717
I reckon he is gonna get rekt, prolly see him do some valerie letourneau action when hurt or just get put out cold.
>>68844707
yes, sometimes
>>68844717
He will get mémé'd upon
>>68844720
He's a little bitch who got a lucky tap on Al Laquinta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln0c9ImjjIc
>>68844726
>can with friends
which one is the can, I honestly don't know
>>68844788
he seems like a nice guy
>16 days until the mark hunt meme is over
>>68844833
yeah, nah
>>68844833
Mark Hunt had a horseshoe up his ass.
>>68844726
> Affliction shirts
Who owns one?
why the fuck do Dana White fans exist?
how would this fight go right now
>>68844896
Fedor still heems him, Brock hates getting hit and his stand up is dog shit
>>68844905
>Brock hates getting hit
I hate this meme
>>68844882
>>68844882
ur opinion=wgaf
>>68837055
disgusting early stoppage
>>68845027
>meme
>>68845181
this proves nothing
defending yourself means that you dont like getting hit? lmao
>>68845214
have you ever watched his fights? he pretty clearly can't take a punch
>>68845214
Come on m8, anyone can see he has panicked/scared reaction when punch comes his way.
the weak should fear the strong
>>68845299
might makes right
The #UFC202 Presser is coming during UFC Fight Week! Nate Diaz | Conor McGregor | After #UFC200 Open Workouts!!!
>>68845384
shit card to be honest
>>68845424
Almost as shit as 200
>>68845299
Is Bisping Remain or Exit?
>>68845511
he's a traitor cunt who emmigrated
>>68845511
Bisbin is american my man
Which music act you want to see at UFC200 half time show?
Korn? Limp Bizkit? Linkin Park? Slipknot?
joanna must give wicked dutch ovens
>>68845601
>dutch ovens
wat
>>68845601
she could give me a dutch oven if you know what i mean
>>68845511
bisping is more american than english. His accent is slowly morphing into an american one
>>68845601
did you just translate oven directly from huevo?
>>68845601
does she eat eggs every single fucking day?
>>68845697
>he doesn't eat eggs every day
i bet you don't lift either
>>68845667
>>68845638
>>68845632
do you idiots really not know what a dutch oven is?
>>68845777
do you eat egg yolks my man
>>68845777
eating eggs all the time is unhealthy, not that good a source of protein either 2bh.
>>68845875
you = fuckin idiot
>>68845919
you = a fucking leaf
>>68845596
Stemm reunion concert
>>68845856
>he doesn't want joanna to give him a dutch oven
Dana BTFO
>"We bonus these guys big checks, plus there's bonuses built in to the fights for best fight of the night, knockout of the night, KO of the night. Trust me when I tell you, these guys are making a lot of money. We are on par with other sports leagues out there."
>He says they're "on par with other sports leagues", but here are a few numbers. Forbes' Top 100 athletes this year had one UFC fighter listed, Conor McGregor, who was ranked at #85. The previous year had zero. As for other sports, Baseball had 26 players, American Football had 21, Basketball had 18, and Football had 12.
>In 2014 the NBA had the highest pay among any league, with players averaging $4.6 million per year. On the other hand, MLB players had an average salary of $4.2 million, NHL at $2.6 million, and NFL -- which had the highest total payout with more players -- at $2.11 million.
>The NBA players' salaries are about to get much bigger for the upcoming 2016-2017 season too. Because the league gets increased money from all their network deals, players stand to benefit as well. From the 2014 numbers above, the salary cap now has now increased by $31 million, to a total of $94 million per NBA team with many likely to go over that number.
>Numbers show that on average, UFC fighters compete about 2 times per year, sometimes less. For arguments sake, even if we say they all get 3 bouts in that span, being "on par" with the NBA (even using the much lower 2014 number) means an average UFC fighter should earn $1.5 million per fight. Compared with the NFL, that's calculates to $870,000 per fight and to MLB, over $700,000.
>Is that the average earning of a UFC fighter?
>These leagues also have large minimum salaries. An undrafted first year player on a minimum NBA contract will get $543,000. For the NHL, it's $575,000, and NFL is at $450,000. How many times does a UFC fighter on a minimum $10,000 to show and $10,000 to win contract have to compete in a year to get to those numbers?
>>68845974
Start a rival promotion and pay more.
Valerie on wardrobe malfunction:
>I want to clarify something, my daughter told me what the commentators were saying during the fight, and I felt insulted. I have been practicing martial arts for 17 years, so I have no problem taking hits to the chest. It is the rule, and it isn't worse than a low kick! My only problem during the fight is that my bra litterally slipped under my breasts. This is why I stared, embarrassed, at the referee, and I have no idea what Jojo told me, but I had to keep fighting. It seems that I was being mocked because I seemed to be complaining of blows to the breast. I think that I have nothing to prove regarding the numbers of hits I can take without complaining. Guys, would you be able to keep fighting without being distracted if one of your nuts was slipping out of your shorts? Anyway, it does not excuse my defeat, but I wanted to clarify this part of the fight!
>>68845974
the ufc sold for what like 2 teams in those other leagues are worth
>GSP has won a fight more recently than Cain
>>68846031
>would you be able to keep fighting without being distracted if one of your nuts was slipping out of your shorts
something would be very wrong either with my testicles or the shorts in that situation
>>68846026
maybe the UFC should stop being greedy shitters
>Go to sleep for ten hours
>Wake Up, thread still here
Good morning, lads.
>>68846090
For what purpose?
>>68846055
the NHL just expanded to Vegas and it cost $500M.
There are only maybe 1-2 teams in the NHL worth $1B. That's all I know bud
>>68846060
yeah, still seems a bit stupid to stop fighting and stare at the ref. Also, bragging about how many hits to the body you can take in a fight that you cowered and turned your back on your opponent because of a lead front kick to the body that didn't hit either the solar plexus or the liver lol
>>68846103
because exploiting poverty-stricken cage fighters is wrong?
>>68846026
They have UFC shills in Australia? Do they pay you in kangaroo burgers?
>>68846103
If you want good fighters and better talent you have to increase fighter pay. All the good athletes go to other sports currently.
>>68846123
hey there lad the kangaroo is a sacred animal in Australia apologize to him.
>>68846092
morning brother
better be a dark roast in that bitch
>>68846180
i bet she enjoys dark roast if you catch my drift
>>68846202
>>68846202
black women?
>>68846220
you took it 1 step too far
>>68846238
MODSS
>>68846180
All I have is dark roast.
>>68846238
What is going on in that pic?
>>68846031
Te commentary was pretty bad and shes right people should not make fun of her. Its the shitty reebok gear honestly. Funny how clothing made by actual MMA brands rarely had any problems like this. Reebok should hire Tapout or something to design their fight kits and just slap a reebok logo on it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hmvc49JOOg0
Why Mike Goldberg never been in JRE?
>>68846329
he doesn't have a drug problem
>>68846329
When hes not doing the commentary shtik and yelling at goofs on twitter he seems like a chill guy.
And for all the shit he gets Goldie does have good chemistry with Joe.
>>68846344
That was a clear kick in the stomach, nothing to do with equipment there.
>>68846090
they have to be greedy considering they only make ~100m in profit. plus they have a lot of debt
rothwell
>>68846329
Can't wait to hear him yell "EMBRACE THE GRIND" over and over again during the Jones Cuckmier 2 fight.
>>68846539
NEW
>>68846566
I refuse to believe this happened. Fuck you ceronne.
>>68846329
because hes a fucking idiot
>>68846664
absolutely disgusting why would someone want that
>>68841993
is o'connell the best meme lord in the ufc?
>>68846679
Freaks do. Its not really supposed to be a good thing.
>>68846679
some guys like to be shat on, there is no end to the variety of what turns people on
>>68846710
>>68846679
>I don't have a fart fetish
>>68846581
Why? Cote is a bum.
>>68846739
>I literally like the smell of shit
>>68846757
Is brapposting the best meme of 2016
Will Cerrone crack the top 15 at WW
Yes to both
>>68846786
>brapposting
what?
>Will Cerrone crack the top 15 at WW
he already has
>>68846786
forgot pic
>>68846823
>>68846841
Good for him, I didn't know that
DHK or the loser of Hendricks-Gastelum would be a good fight for him imo
Brapposting is an r9k meme
ilir latifi
>>68846881
who
>>68846907
a future top 10 LHW
he heemed Sean O'Connel in less than a minute and most recently beat Gian Villante by UD
>>68846869
I'd like to seem him face strikers
At this point I don't really think it makes sense to challenge him too much. He's not going to win any titles.
Give him some fun fights and let's leave it at that.
>>68846949
Cerrone vs Tarec or Story have the potential to be spicy and make sense at this point with the rankings the way they are
Michael Bisping will never win a belt btw
>>68846978
vs Brown is the fight to make (and I think it will get made)
>>68844289
poor Stipe, funny cause I didn't know he won the belt until like yesterday
>>68845660
Why do people say this
no
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