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fuck u goof >>68793060
7/23: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
7/24: GLORY 31 (Roosmalen vs Sittichai)
8/4: ONE FC: Dynasty of Champions (Jadambaa vs Kelly)
8/6: Shooto Gig West 18 (Murata vs Kohori)
8/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
8/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
8/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
8/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
8/18: Bellator 158 (Daley vs Lima)
8/21: Legacy FC 58 (Drysdale vs Spann)
8/22: Bellator 159 (Caldwell vs Taimanglo)
8/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
8/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins)
8/29: Invicta FC 18 (Grasso vs Esquibel)
8/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
9/6: UFC FN 92 (Rodriguez vs Caceres)
9/20: UFC 202 (Diaz vs McGregor 2)
9/27: UFC on Fox 21 (Pettis vs Oliveira)
10/5: UFC FN 93 (Arlovski vs Barnett)
10/13: UFC 203 (Miocic vs Overeem)
Previous thread:>>68793060
Helpful News and Links:
>Dana isn't ruling out Hendo-Bisping
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/dan-hendo-title-shot-vs-new-champ-michael-bisping-ufc-boss-dana-white-wouldnt-rule-it-out
>Joanna Calderwood got cut
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ufc-fight-night-89-joanne-calderwood-to-be-cut-along-with-others
>GSP wants Lawler
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/21/11987036/georges-st-pierre-wants-robbie-lawler-title-fight-as-first-choice
>NSAC kaibosh early weighins
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-200-nevada-commission-says-no-early-weigh-ins-upcoming-events-062112
>Cain dealing with flared up back injury, UFC 200 questionable
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/cain-velasquez-battling-niggering-back-injury-still-good-for-UFC-200
>UFC 200 Extended Preview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dbU2_j-tdw[Embed][Embed] [Embed][Embed]
>Brock interview on Hunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJFzYGCPM09[Embed] [Embed][Embed][Embed]
>Mendes statement on USADA violation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhwdellort777mhg[Embed][Embed][Embed] [Embed]
lmaooo
>>68813962
>>68813962
les do dis bud
>>68814080
you have severe autism
>>68814184
leave him alone he's my friend
This thread was first
>>68814080
BTFO
Who's your favorite black fighter?
Loving the OP, OP
>>68814080
The tears then began
Like the rain in a flood.
His soul filled with pain,
When he'd just been a stud.
But his stupid brain showed:
With your thought process slowed,
You get BTFO'd
By lmaobud.
he does it for free
>>68813926
Upcoming events:
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Roosmalen vs Sittichai)
7/2: ONE FC: Dynasty of Champions (Jadambaa vs Kelly)
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 (Murata vs Kohori)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Daley vs Lima)
7/22: Legacy FC 58 (Drysdale vs Spann)
7/22: Bellator 159 (Caldwell vs Taimanglo)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins)
7/29: Invicta FC 18 (Grasso vs Esquibel)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
8/6: UFC FN 92 (Rodriguez vs Caceres)
8/20: UFC 202 (Diaz vs McGregor 2)
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 (Pettis vs Oliveira)
9/3: UFC FN 93 (Arlovski vs Barnett)
9/10: UFC 203 (Miocic vs Overeem)
Previous thread: >>68793060
News:
>Tate wants Cyborg
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/champ-tate-confused-about-justinos-ufc-status-thinks-it-would-be-cool-to-fight-her-regardless
>Dana thinks Brock will get heemed unless he can take Hunt down
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/dana-white-brock-lesnar-in-for-bad-night-if-he-cant-take-down-mark-hunt-at-ufc-200
>Miocic leads Cavs parade
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ufc-heavyweight-champ-stipe-miocic-leads-cleveland-cavaliers-championship-parade
>New WBW UFC roster addition
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/22/12000932/undefeated-bantamweight-ketlen-vieira-announces-deal-with-the-ufc
>>68814358
Conor McGregor
threadly heeminder
>>68814391
remember that time you got BTFO
>Tate wants Cyborg
>http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/champ-tate-confused-about-justinos-ufc-status-thinks-it-would-be-cool-to-fight-her-regardless
This is why MMA fans didn't give a shit about Ronda Rousey, the right woman is champ
>>68814391
Bless you, Ameribro.
A G in a gi might start the party
But you don't need a gi, all you need is Bacardi
Bring a CD and some Bob Marley
This s*** could get heavy like tons of broccoli!
Lmao based OP. Incoming autists who use 4chan for news
>>68814391
You do it because you have severe autism lmao
Youre literally reposting events already in the op kek
>>68814477
heh no hespect nahting
>>68814444
a paper champ
she lost to a can like Ronda TWICE
her challenging cyborg means nothing
Remember that time like 2 people gave a shit about the OP and they got BTFO
>>68814391
ty for real links. you're one of the good autists
23rd for Randa
>>68814540
it means she wants good fights for /heem/ Do you really think Ronda would come back the same if she even does? The confidence of beating Meisha twice before is not enough or she would have returned IMMEDIATELY
miocic looks like he has no teeth in 80 percent of his pictures
>>68814613
You're right.
>>68814391
Thanks for the links lol!!! I totally lobe going through every single one of them and reading them lmao
Everyone thinks youre doing a worthwhile job lol!!!
>>68814587
I dont care what a can crusher like Ronda does, but i scoff that a glorfied can like Tate i lost twice to a headcase Ronda, is what heem fans deserve. Women's MMA is a fucking joke if we have a can that wants to fight, she's a can plain an simple she lost embarrassingly twice to the worse "champ" ever
>>68814672
this hair literally looks shooped
>>68814613
>>68814672
>>68814358
>>68814722
>>68814715
>>68814715
Woody Harrelson's father was involved in the assassination of John F. Kennedy. Google it.
>>68814687
>>68814542
>>68814487
all the same pathetic downie lmao
>>68814916
Too bad she has manlet fever.
Welcome to "If I DId It"
>>68814969
>>68814916
fuggggg brah....
How will Hunt heem Brock?
>>68814914
Remember that time you got BTFO?
I do lmao
>the are people in this thread who watch the UFC
over commercialised garbage with watered down cards
>>68815149
>hotpocket deletes thread
>y-y-y-y-y-you got b-b-btfo l-lmao
lmao
As an occasionally /heem/ poster I must say that the thread wars are distasteful.
>>68813926
none of the video links work you useless fuck
>>68815256
Damn Conor got almost as many views as UFC 100 pretty much by himself.
Can someone please explain to me why Canada hasn't been permabanned from posting on 4chan yet?
>>68814391
cheers love
>>68815566
roses are red
violets are blue
cry more bitch
boo hoo hoo
>>68815256
Dana is literally retarded taking Conor off 200, 202 will unironically outsell it now
>>68815268
Does every Scottish girl have Calderwood's accent?
>>68815625
>Conor waits till two weeks before 202
>refuses to go to press conference
>>68815613
Roses are red
A
Fucking
Leaf
Also Canada has no champs and got fucked on at fight night. u succ kid
>>68814461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOX7IYDu-SI
KHALIL IS BACK
>>68815625
As if they care about that
I think lesnar alone pushes it over, jones/dc will bring half mill, aldo/edgar like 200k, meisha maybe a couple 100k not sure what impact holly had on 196, since connor keeps getting credit for other's draws (weidman is a legit draw at 194 etc)
mark hunt, is a small draw as well.
the prelims are what interest me, they should draw a fuck ton
>>68814391
We truly appreciate your effort and good work! Good job, champ!
>>68816271
Based
My freaky bitches, we are live
https://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
>>68816275
>(weidman is a legit draw at 194 etc)
Weidman has been the main event of three UFCs and all three of them had either Anderson Silva or Ronda Rousey before she lost
>>68816202
>>68816275
I'm confused. The UFC site says 200's card is one big main event. Which are prelims and where am I watching them? are there fight pass exclusives
>>68816454
life is so easy if youre a girl with a decent face
>>68816475
>>68816549
lol it's like the purposely cherrypicked the most irrelevant stats to put on an infograph
>>68816275
those aren't exclusive though, those numbers overlap. conor's don't, he has fans that literally only buy his ppvs
>>68815268
Yeah you did bud
Then you literally posted an entire list of events that were already in the OP lol
>>68816471
FS1 PRELIMS
Cat Zingano vs. Julianna Pena
Johny Hendricks vs. Kelvin Gastelum
T.J. Dillashaw vs. Raphael Assuncao 2
Sage Northcutt vs. Enrique Marin
FIGHT PASS
Diego Sanches vs. Joe Lauzon
Gegard Mousasi vs. Thiago Santos
Jim Miller vs. Takanori Gomi
>>68816598
Why are Brock's legs black?
>>68816603
what would be relevant stats then?
>>68816661
FUCK 2 of my boys and my main boy are on FS1 and I don't have cable
>>68816711
those are jon jones' legs
>>68816661
Sanchez-Lauzon smells like a 2008-2009 era FOTY
>>68816711
TUF lighting and lens flare they used since season 12
>>68816724
Td attempts, takedown success rate, striking attempt, striking %, etc...
>>68816724
striking accuracy?
striking defense?
strikes landed per minute?
takedown accuracy?
takedown defense?
% of wins by TKO, DEC and SUB?
>>68816726
Good luck with the job hunt. Hang in there.
>>68816940
The Undisputed PPV KING.
>>68816940
a better representation would've been conor's head and brain and floyds body but whatever
heem sucks now eh
>>68817116
Sletten
>>68816661
Most fights on this entire card have massive potential to go to decision.
What does /heem/ thing about UFCs official TFATK?
http://www.ufc.com/news/ufc-unfiltered-episode-1-dana-white-matt-serra-jim-norton-june-2016?id=
>>68817462
it could easily be every single one of them actually
although Sage will probably KO buddy
>>68817497
I liked the part where Dana BTFO helwani.
>>68817497
jim norton is overrated as fuck
>>68817462
>not enjoying a good fight that goes to decision
>>68817691
You can tell he's being held back though, he's at his best when he's talking absolute filth and going apeshit at people.
>>68817497
Matt Serra is chill, but Norton is trash
>>68817816
he's still not funny when he's doing that
or clever, at all
>>68817497
couple of 1,2 nerds
>>68817816
>it's funny when people curse and say a lot of offensive shit
>>68817462
>going to decision makes a fight bad
>>68817911
>those last three digits
>>68817911
>mfw somebody says a cuss word
Jim Norton is a piece of shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvKgj_EjUDw
>>68818005
is it weird that I think Edgy Brah is the most likeable of the usual fight companion guys?
Maybe it's because he actually accomplished something in a combat sport and is the least man-childish.
>>68818118
No. He's usually the only one I enjoy during fight companions and I get a kick out of his conspiracies. But even then I stopped watching them just because I'm sick of hearing Schaub and Rogan suck each other off.
>>68817695
>>68817947
Did I ever fucking say that?
>>68818307
>being this trigger by implications
all according to keku
>>68818118
Why would that be weird?
>>68818118
callen is by far the most entertaining
>>68818307
The way you wrote it implied it enough for 2 people to think the same thing. But it's good to know that some of /heem/ are real fite fans
>>68817497
>check the comments
>see this
"I'm reading the stupidest comments online. Especially on YouTube. I've been watching since UFC 1 and if you compare that with what is going on with MMA right now...man! So think what you want about the Helwani situation, Dana White is responsible for this sport being so big. And of course, I know there are many others who did their share. But the UFC would be just as big as they are right now with or without Helwani.
I remember Him wiggling his way into the inner circles of the UFC and how Dana has given him so much leeway. I'm a guy who is following from a distance and even I know that He took advantage of that on more than one occasion. Helwani has a hard time differentiating between "on" and "off" the record.
If you really think that Helwani is a journalist, you are wrong. He is a talk-show/podcast host at best. Crying, not only about Dana but also about Ronda and other fighters who hate his guts. Open your eyes people. Someone who wants to be friends with all the fighters and is scared to be critical off them, is not a journalist.
You want free press? People who speak their minds? Great, but I can do without a spiteful little (cry) baby who's clearly set out to bite that hand that has been feeding him for years and is the reason he can do what he loves so much.
Helwani, stick to your interviews with fighters and very interesting talks you had over the years. Stop rallying your minions for a less than noble cause. Like you said in your cry marathon, and I'm paraphrasing, because i cannot bare watching that disgraceful episode of the MMA Hour again "I wish I could turn it back" or "I wish I hadn't done it."
I'd wished you'd man up!."
Hmmmmmmm
>>68818369
I don't even know. I'm high, everything is weird.
>>68818389
definitely better than Schaub. Not sure if I would put him over Rogan, Callen has more OC and his Brazilian accent is kinda funny, Rogan is just the same phrases over and over.
>>68818389
im with you
>>68818473
>I don't even know. I'm high, everything is weird.
Oh. Iktfb.
But I like Eddie too. Callen, schaub, and rogan all try to dominate the conversation. All rogan and schaub do is call people motherfuckers, and then callen will tell some long boring story that no one cares about.
>>68818473
A sausage maker buys a box of cereal.
>>68818600
callen brings the bantz
>“I think (Justino) can make 135 pounds, but she is a very big girl,” Tate said.
Cyborg is a big girl
What did he mean by this?
>>68818733
wtf is this shit
>>68818733
"h-hey everyone, I like women in case you didn't know! I really do!"
>>68818733
kek no way she can make it
>>68818733
>implying she would waste her time with a white manlet
wtf
>>68818847
tyreese lol
>>68818733
>Dominick Cruz: I really really like women
>>68818814
meant for
>>68818677
You've been goofed
>>68818847
>white
Lads
This Dana podcast actually seems good. They actually talk about fightan.
>>68818733
the thirst is real
>>68818847
>white
>>68818985
The production quality is a breath of fresh air.
>>68819027
>Cruz
>>68818733
He tagged Nick young in the pic kek
>"I wish they'd let me next door so I could suck your fucking dick, Jon."
>"You know that I would literally tease you right? I would literally tease you."
>"You think I'm just gonna sit here and let you tease me, Jon?!"
>Dana telling everyone to just fuck off if they didn't like Rory/Thompson
Why is he so based lads
>>68813926
More news:
>UFC lightweight champ Rafael dos Anjos says Tony Ferguson 'will be the next contender'
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ufc-lightweight-champ-rafael-dos-anjos-says-tony-ferguson-will-be-the-next-contender
>Sultan Aliev vs. Hyun Gyu Lim set for UFC 202
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/sultan-aliev-vs-hyun-gyu-lim-set-for-ufc-202
>Valerie Letourneau: Wardrobe malfunction, not strikes, caused odd reaction vs. Joanne Calderwood
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/22/12006120/valerie-letourneau-wardrobe-malfunction-not-strikes-caused-odd
>>68819977
>Rafael dos Anjos says Tony Ferguson 'will be the next contender'
DUCKING KHABIB
HE'S SHOOK LADS
>>68817497
i'll pass. why the UFC would have an official podcast is beyond me. just reeks of shilling.
>>68820011
>>68820011
With all due respect to your boy, Khabib is not getting a title shot anytime soon. No one in America wants a filthy terrorist as their champ, Dana acknowledges that and he will feed Khabib to the wolves.
Lads, how hype are you for International Fight Week? 3 events in 3 days is going to fuck my sleep schedule up but I'm a true fight fan.
Who King Nate here?
>>68818118
>least man-childish
he literally believes conspiracies only 15 year old fedoralords believe. don't get me wrong i love edgy but come on
>>68820472
nobody
Lads, why is kick boxing so niche?
>>68820472
Literally every here
>>68820472
PREMIER
>>68820472
I am, he is the voice of reason.
>white people should feel guilty, its fucking horrible
>>68820491
yeah, I meant more in the way that he can articulate himself in more than stupid repetitive phrases and shouting matches with the other guys sitting at the table.
>>68820534
Too much corruption
Even in K1
>>68820398
Khabib is the wolf though, he beats literally everyone at 155, Khabib is going down as one of the greatest of all time
>>68820011
>>68819977
>I want to clarify something, my daughter told me what the commentators were saying during the fight, and I felt insulted. I have been practicing martial arts for 17 years, so I have no problem taking hits to the chest. It is the rule, and it isn't worse than a low kick! My only problem during the fight is that my bra litterally slipped under my breasts. This is why I stared, embarrassed, at the referee, and I have no idea what Jojo told me, but I had to keep fighting. It seems that I was being mocked because I seemed to be complaining of blows to the breast. I think that I have nothing to prove regarding the numbers of hits I can take without complaining. Guys, would you be able to keep fighting without being distracted if one of your nuts was slipping out of your shorts? Anyway, it does not excuse my defeat, but I wanted to clarify this part of the fight!
>>68821026
Post Robbie Lawler webms
>>68821026
anyone have the webm of jojo fighting in the kilt/skirt thing? it's qt as fuck
>>68821026
but her tits werent out?
>>68821026
>Burn the coal, pay the toll
>>68821219
pure cringe. if either of them had balls they would do this at the start of the round.
anyone have the webm of the end of the bosse-o'connell fight?
https://twitter.com/MightyWife/status/744736683803844608
>>68821519
damn bisbing ate that jab like it was nothing
>>68821496
>>68821519
still feelsgoodman
>>68820954
is this fast
>>68821267
there was a front kick before the finish that pulled her bra down but she caught it before we can see anything. if she's trying to blame getting finished on her bra problems that is just retarded
>>68821755
not really
>>68821407
>>68821380
>implying you've ever even been in a fight in your life
>>68821026
>practice martial arts for 17 years
>turn ur back and walk away when u get hurt
>>68821873
And poke them in the eye.
>>68822033
She wasn't hurt, h-her bra just malfunctioned.
>>68821982
thanks
>>68821873
I hope Cain works this nigga.
>>68822110
No Problem
>>68822208
delete this
what went wrong?
>>68822208
id heem this twink
Will Conor ever defend his little man belt or will he vacate it?
![valerie_letourneau_corka_gabrielle_instagram_650[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/woQjdQK.jpg "valerie_letourneau_corka_gabrielle_instagram_650[1].jpg")
>>68821026
seems like we missed some tiitty action
thanks reebok
>>68818733
So fucking sad
>>68822591
NATTY
>>68822591
how do I achieve this mode lads
>>68822932
hard work baby that's all it takes
>>68823020
double necklace
double sex
>>68823020
Butterface
>>68823020
>that nose
>Wonderboy poops on the number 1 contender
>Everybody chalks it up to his opponent shitting the bed
>>68823074
what the fuck, I'm curious to see your face if that's uggo to you. Or are you one of those autismos who call everything they have no chance of achieving shit
>>68823140
anyone have webms of hendo's family
>>68823020
Change the nose and buttchin and she'd be a solid 8
>>68822296
Watched Alvey/Theodorou earlier today to see just how bad it was. My god. It was tough to watch. Elias shadowboxing the whole fight, and Alvey just plodding forward trying to close distance but not even attempting to strike. Neither of them should've won the fight - should go down as a loss on both records.
>>68823192
>>68823020
>Multicolored eyes
>>68823366
Haha lil bisbong got pushed right out of the way and DC got a poke of that mikey
>>68823414
Name some fighters who will always be top contenders but will never be champ.
>Rory MacDonald
>Alexander Gustafsson
>Donald Cerrone
>mfw Bisping used to be on this list
>>68823549
If DC loses to jonez twice will he ever fight him again? There's probably an example but I can't think of anyone who got to fight someone a third time coming off two losses
>>68823492
who is this?
>>68823366
thank you
>>68823181
See this
>>68823265
>>68823549
Joseph Benavidez
>>68823366
his daughter is very cute, they're not fully english are they?
>>68823642
shut up and post face, uggo
>>68821873
patrish
>>68823366
Is something wrong with me? Bisping's kids look the same age as he does to me.
>>68823707
Little lucas is full blooded american and bispbong is supposedly half polish
>>68823630
it's some guy's daughter
i saw her make that face on one of the fight pass fanatic videos and wanted to save it
>>68823710
>>68823707
bisping himself is irish iirc
>>68823800
Lol
>>68823800
ahem that's Br Bro
>honestly it's like the mona lisa of bathroom selfies. the cryptic, nearly smug smirk, slight facial asymmetry, eyes oblique and full of guile -or is it merely vague amusement! does it all come together in a countenance of mildly suppressed mirth or muted cynicism? is there a difference in this age of irony? we are all sufferers of acute irony poisoning after all, none of you can deny that. in the end this picture both pleases and sickens me and the more i gaze upon it the more compelling it becomes.
>>68823800
1st round heem
>>68823868
what's lol? he's objectively more handsome than you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VchULdvgAEM
Who /ROSE/ here?
>>68824093
She lost her last fight and will lose her next
>all these newfags believing the american posting a brazilian's selfie with a 4chan filename is him
/heem/ is truly redditor central baka desu senpai
>>68824093
rose is going to beat karolina right, literally free money?
>>68824032
give me the bullet points then, gayboy. I'd heem you both and fuck a girl
>>68824151
wikipedia says she won a unanimous decision
>>68824158
It doesn't mean they're newfags. Some of us don't keep up with every single thread. When I go to sleep and wake up there is usually a new thread and I don't even skim the new posts I missed.
BOB
R
A
D
Y
>>68824182
If you're the redhead, you look like an Irish knacker who drank too much sewage water
>Cody Garbrandt will get destroyed by Thomas Almeida
>>68824344
Doesn't make sense bro post face and I'll heem your looks too.
>ywn be this insecure when someone with good looks posts and calls your shit out
kek
>>68824402
I'd heem this twink
>>68824270
>believing a 4chan filename is the person posting it
>not a newfag
yeah sure thing redditor
Any lads here think Mizugaki will beat Garbrandt?
If so, why?
>>68824402
>Thomas Almeida
What went wrong?
>>68824497
is that the asian cruz ran through?
>>68824572
Yes
>>68824568
He wasn't properly warmed up. Came to the ring cold, he beats Cody 9 times out of 10.
>>68824647
>he beats Cody 9 times out of 10
>>68824796
Is that you
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/6/22/12006238/canelo-alvarez-nate-diaz-conor-mcgregor-interview-analysis-ufc-202-mma-news
Dumbass
>>68824856
>>68823625
Tate when she makes Ronda retire
>>68823625
Ken Shamrock got his ass whooped 3 times by Tito Ortiz.
>>68825317
Ronda is going to get her belt back from Miesha and retire in the octagon during her post-fight interview, going out on top.
>>68825317
I wasn't on /heem/ during most of the honda miesha and holm. what was the consensus? did Tate lose cause she also bought into ronda's hype? is it a case of rock paper scissors or is fighting a crapshoot
>>68823710
>>68825297
>>68813926
dude fake news broken links lmao
>>68814391
thank you for your service
