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fuck u goof >>68793060
7/23: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
7/24: GLORY 31 (Roosmalen vs Sittichai)
8/4: ONE FC: Dynasty of Champions (Jadambaa vs Kelly)
8/6: Shooto Gig West 18 (Murata vs Kohori)
8/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
8/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
8/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
8/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
8/18: Bellator 158 (Daley vs Lima)
8/21: Legacy FC 58 (Drysdale vs Spann)
8/22: Bellator 159 (Caldwell vs Taimanglo)
8/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
8/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins)
8/29: Invicta FC 18 (Grasso vs Esquibel)
8/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
9/6: UFC FN 92 (Rodriguez vs Caceres)
9/20: UFC 202 (Diaz vs McGregor 2)
9/27: UFC on Fox 21 (Pettis vs Oliveira)
10/5: UFC FN 93 (Arlovski vs Barnett)
10/13: UFC 203 (Miocic vs Overeem)
Previous thread:>>68793060
Helpful News and Links:
>Dana isn't ruling out Hendo-Bisping
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/dan-hendo-title-shot-vs-new-champ-michael-bisping-ufc-boss-dana-white-wouldnt-rule-it-out
>Joanna Calderwood got cut
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ufc-fight-night-89-joanne-calderwood-to-be-cut-along-with-others
>GSP wants Lawler
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/21/11987036/georges-st-pierre-wants-robbie-lawler-title-fight-as-first-choice
>NSAC kaibosh early weighins
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-200-nevada-commission-says-no-early-weigh-ins-upcoming-events-062112
>Cain dealing with flared up back injury, UFC 200 questionable
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/cain-velasquez-battling-niggering-back-injury-still-good-for-UFC-200
>UFC 200 Extended Preview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dbU2_j-tdw[Embed][Embed] [Embed][Embed]
>Brock interview on Hunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJFzYGCPM09[Embed] [Embed][Embed][Embed]
>Mendes statement on USADA violation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhwdellort777mhg[Embed][Embed][Embed] [Embed]
lmaooo
>>68813962
>>68813962
les do dis bud
>>68814080
you have severe autism
>>68814184
leave him alone he's my friend
This thread was first
Who's your favorite black fighter?
Loving the OP, OP
>>68814080
The tears then began
Like the rain in a flood.
His soul filled with pain,
When he'd just been a stud.
But his stupid brain showed:
With your thought process slowed,
You get BTFO'd
By lmaobud.
he does it for free
>>68813926
Upcoming events:
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Roosmalen vs Sittichai)
7/2: ONE FC: Dynasty of Champions (Jadambaa vs Kelly)
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 (Murata vs Kohori)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Daley vs Lima)
7/22: Legacy FC 58 (Drysdale vs Spann)
7/22: Bellator 159 (Caldwell vs Taimanglo)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins)
7/29: Invicta FC 18 (Grasso vs Esquibel)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
8/6: UFC FN 92 (Rodriguez vs Caceres)
8/20: UFC 202 (Diaz vs McGregor 2)
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 (Pettis vs Oliveira)
9/3: UFC FN 93 (Arlovski vs Barnett)
9/10: UFC 203 (Miocic vs Overeem)
Previous thread: >>68793060
News:
>Tate wants Cyborg
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/champ-tate-confused-about-justinos-ufc-status-thinks-it-would-be-cool-to-fight-her-regardless
>Dana thinks Brock will get heemed unless he can take Hunt down
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/dana-white-brock-lesnar-in-for-bad-night-if-he-cant-take-down-mark-hunt-at-ufc-200
>Miocic leads Cavs parade
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ufc-heavyweight-champ-stipe-miocic-leads-cleveland-cavaliers-championship-parade
>New WBW UFC roster addition
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/22/12000932/undefeated-bantamweight-ketlen-vieira-announces-deal-with-the-ufc
>>68814358
Conor McGregor
threadly heeminder
>>68814391
remember that time you got BTFO
>Tate wants Cyborg
>http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/champ-tate-confused-about-justinos-ufc-status-thinks-it-would-be-cool-to-fight-her-regardless
This is why MMA fans didn't give a shit about Ronda Rousey, the right woman is champ
>>68814391
Bless you, Ameribro.
A G in a gi might start the party
But you don't need a gi, all you need is Bacardi
Bring a CD and some Bob Marley
This s*** could get heavy like tons of broccoli!
Lmao based OP. Incoming autists who use 4chan for news
>>68814391
You do it because you have severe autism lmao
Youre literally reposting events already in the op kek
>>68814477
heh no hespect nahting
>>68814444
a paper champ
she lost to a can like Ronda TWICE
her challenging cyborg means nothing
Remember that time like 2 people gave a shit about the OP and they got BTFO
>>68814391
ty for real links. you're one of the good autists
23rd for Randa
>>68814540
it means she wants good fights for /heem/ Do you really think Ronda would come back the same if she even does? The confidence of beating Meisha twice before is not enough or she would have returned IMMEDIATELY
miocic looks like he has no teeth in 80 percent of his pictures
>>68814613
You're right.
>>68814391
Thanks for the links lol!!! I totally lobe going through every single one of them and reading them lmao
Everyone thinks youre doing a worthwhile job lol!!!
>>68814587
I dont care what a can crusher like Ronda does, but i scoff that a glorfied can like Tate i lost twice to a headcase Ronda, is what heem fans deserve. Women's MMA is a fucking joke if we have a can that wants to fight, she's a can plain an simple she lost embarrassingly twice to the worse "champ" ever
>>68814672
this hair literally looks shooped
>>68814715
Woody Harrelson's father was involved in the assassination of John F. Kennedy. Google it.
>>68814687
>>68814542
>>68814487
all the same pathetic downie lmao
>>68814916
Too bad she has manlet fever.
Welcome to "If I DId It"
>>68814916
fuggggg brah....
How will Hunt heem Brock?
>>68814914
Remember that time you got BTFO?
I do lmao
>the are people in this thread who watch the UFC
over commercialised garbage with watered down cards
>>68815149
>hotpocket deletes thread
>y-y-y-y-y-you got b-b-btfo l-lmao
lmao
As an occasionally /heem/ poster I must say that the thread wars are distasteful.
>>68813926
none of the video links work you useless fuck
>>68815256
Damn Conor got almost as many views as UFC 100 pretty much by himself.
Can someone please explain to me why Canada hasn't been permabanned from posting on 4chan yet?
>>68814391
cheers love
>>68815566
roses are red
violets are blue
cry more bitch
boo hoo hoo
>>68815256
Dana is literally retarded taking Conor off 200, 202 will unironically outsell it now
>>68815268
Does every Scottish girl have Calderwood's accent?
>>68815625
>Conor waits till two weeks before 202
>refuses to go to press conference
>>68815613
Roses are red
A
Fucking
Leaf
Also Canada has no champs and got fucked on at fight night. u succ kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOX7IYDu-SI
KHALIL IS BACK
>>68815625
As if they care about that
I think lesnar alone pushes it over, jones/dc will bring half mill, aldo/edgar like 200k, meisha maybe a couple 100k not sure what impact holly had on 196, since connor keeps getting credit for other's draws (weidman is a legit draw at 194 etc)
mark hunt, is a small draw as well.
the prelims are what interest me, they should draw a fuck ton
>>68814391
We truly appreciate your effort and good work! Good job, champ!
My freaky bitches, we are live
https://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
>>68816275
>(weidman is a legit draw at 194 etc)
Weidman has been the main event of three UFCs and all three of them had either Anderson Silva or Ronda Rousey before she lost
>>68816275
I'm confused. The UFC site says 200's card is one big main event. Which are prelims and where am I watching them? are there fight pass exclusives
>>68816454
life is so easy if youre a girl with a decent face
>>68816475
>>68816549
lol it's like the purposely cherrypicked the most irrelevant stats to put on an infograph
>>68816275
those aren't exclusive though, those numbers overlap. conor's don't, he has fans that literally only buy his ppvs
>>68815268
Yeah you did bud
Then you literally posted an entire list of events that were already in the OP lol
>>68816471
FS1 PRELIMS
Cat Zingano vs. Julianna Pena
Johny Hendricks vs. Kelvin Gastelum
T.J. Dillashaw vs. Raphael Assuncao 2
Sage Northcutt vs. Enrique Marin
FIGHT PASS
Diego Sanches vs. Joe Lauzon
Gegard Mousasi vs. Thiago Santos
Jim Miller vs. Takanori Gomi
>>68816598
Why are Brock's legs black?
>>68816603
what would be relevant stats then?
>>68816661
FUCK 2 of my boys and my main boy are on FS1 and I don't have cable
>>68816711
those are jon jones' legs
>>68816661
Sanchez-Lauzon smells like a 2008-2009 era FOTY
>>68816711
TUF lighting and lens flare they used since season 12
>>68816724
Td attempts, takedown success rate, striking attempt, striking %, etc...
>>68816724
striking accuracy?
striking defense?
strikes landed per minute?
takedown accuracy?
takedown defense?
% of wins by TKO, DEC and SUB?
>>68816726
Good luck with the job hunt. Hang in there.
>>68816940
The Undisputed PPV KING.
>>68816940
a better representation would've been conor's head and brain and floyds body but whatever
heem sucks now eh
>>68817116
Sletten
>>68816661
Most fights on this entire card have massive potential to go to decision.
What does /heem/ thing about UFCs official TFATK?
http://www.ufc.com/news/ufc-unfiltered-episode-1-dana-white-matt-serra-jim-norton-june-2016?id=
>>68817462
it could easily be every single one of them actually
although Sage will probably KO buddy
>>68817497
I liked the part where Dana BTFO helwani.
>>68817497
jim norton is overrated as fuck
>>68817462
>not enjoying a good fight that goes to decision
>>68817691
You can tell he's being held back though, he's at his best when he's talking absolute filth and going apeshit at people.
>>68817497
Matt Serra is chill, but Norton is trash
>>68817816
he's still not funny when he's doing that
or clever, at all
>>68817497
couple of 1,2 nerds
>>68817816
>it's funny when people curse and say a lot of offensive shit
>>68817462
>going to decision makes a fight bad
>>68817911
>those last three digits
>>68817911
>mfw somebody says a cuss word
Jim Norton is a piece of shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvKgj_EjUDw
>>68818005
is it weird that I think Edgy Brah is the most likeable of the usual fight companion guys?
Maybe it's because he actually accomplished something in a combat sport and is the least man-childish.
>>68818118
No. He's usually the only one I enjoy during fight companions and I get a kick out of his conspiracies. But even then I stopped watching them just because I'm sick of hearing Schaub and Rogan suck each other off.
>>68817695
>>68817947
Did I ever fucking say that?
>>68818307
>being this trigger by implications
all according to keku
>>68818118
Why would that be weird?
>>68818118
callen is by far the most entertaining
>>68818307
The way you wrote it implied it enough for 2 people to think the same thing. But it's good to know that some of /heem/ are real fite fans
>>68817497
>check the comments
>see this
"I'm reading the stupidest comments online. Especially on YouTube. I've been watching since UFC 1 and if you compare that with what is going on with MMA right now...man! So think what you want about the Helwani situation, Dana White is responsible for this sport being so big. And of course, I know there are many others who did their share. But the UFC would be just as big as they are right now with or without Helwani.
I remember Him wiggling his way into the inner circles of the UFC and how Dana has given him so much leeway. I'm a guy who is following from a distance and even I know that He took advantage of that on more than one occasion. Helwani has a hard time differentiating between "on" and "off" the record.
If you really think that Helwani is a journalist, you are wrong. He is a talk-show/podcast host at best. Crying, not only about Dana but also about Ronda and other fighters who hate his guts. Open your eyes people. Someone who wants to be friends with all the fighters and is scared to be critical off them, is not a journalist.
You want free press? People who speak their minds? Great, but I can do without a spiteful little (cry) baby who's clearly set out to bite that hand that has been feeding him for years and is the reason he can do what he loves so much.
Helwani, stick to your interviews with fighters and very interesting talks you had over the years. Stop rallying your minions for a less than noble cause. Like you said in your cry marathon, and I'm paraphrasing, because i cannot bare watching that disgraceful episode of the MMA Hour again "I wish I could turn it back" or "I wish I hadn't done it."
I'd wished you'd man up!."
Hmmmmmmm
>>68818369
I don't even know. I'm high, everything is weird.
>>68818389
definitely better than Schaub. Not sure if I would put him over Rogan, Callen has more OC and his Brazilian accent is kinda funny, Rogan is just the same phrases over and over.
>>68818389
im with you
>>68818473
>I don't even know. I'm high, everything is weird.
Oh. Iktfb.
But I like Eddie too. Callen, schaub, and rogan all try to dominate the conversation. All rogan and schaub do is call people motherfuckers, and then callen will tell some long boring story that no one cares about.
>>68818473
A sausage maker buys a box of cereal.
>>68818600
callen brings the bantz
>“I think (Justino) can make 135 pounds, but she is a very big girl,” Tate said.
Cyborg is a big girl
What did he mean by this?
>>68818733
wtf is this shit
>>68818733
"h-hey everyone, I like women in case you didn't know! I really do!"
>>68818733
kek no way she can make it
>>68818733
>implying she would waste her time with a white manlet
wtf
>>68818847
tyreese lol
>>68818733
>Dominick Cruz: I really really like women
>>68818814
meant for
>>68818677
You've been goofed
>>68818847
>white
Lads
This Dana podcast actually seems good. They actually talk about fightan.
>>68818733
the thirst is real
>>68818847
>white
>>68818985
The production quality is a breath of fresh air.
>>68819027
>Cruz
>>68818733
He tagged Nick young in the pic kek
>"I wish they'd let me next door so I could suck your fucking dick, Jon."
>"You know that I would literally tease you right? I would literally tease you."
>"You think I'm just gonna sit here and let you tease me, Jon?!"
>Dana telling everyone to just fuck off if they didn't like Rory/Thompson
Why is he so based lads
>>68813926
More news:
>UFC lightweight champ Rafael dos Anjos says Tony Ferguson 'will be the next contender'
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ufc-lightweight-champ-rafael-dos-anjos-says-tony-ferguson-will-be-the-next-contender
>Sultan Aliev vs. Hyun Gyu Lim set for UFC 202
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/sultan-aliev-vs-hyun-gyu-lim-set-for-ufc-202
>Valerie Letourneau: Wardrobe malfunction, not strikes, caused odd reaction vs. Joanne Calderwood
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/22/12006120/valerie-letourneau-wardrobe-malfunction-not-strikes-caused-odd
>>68819977
>Rafael dos Anjos says Tony Ferguson 'will be the next contender'
DUCKING KHABIB
HE'S SHOOK LADS
>>68817497
i'll pass. why the UFC would have an official podcast is beyond me. just reeks of shilling.
>>68820011
>>68820011
With all due respect to your boy, Khabib is not getting a title shot anytime soon. No one in America wants a filthy terrorist as their champ, Dana acknowledges that and he will feed Khabib to the wolves.
Lads, how hype are you for International Fight Week? 3 events in 3 days is going to fuck my sleep schedule up but I'm a true fight fan.
Who King Nate here?
>>68818118
>least man-childish
he literally believes conspiracies only 15 year old fedoralords believe. don't get me wrong i love edgy but come on
>>68820472
nobody
Lads, why is kick boxing so niche?
>>68820472
Literally every here
>>68820472
PREMIER
>>68820472
I am, he is the voice of reason.
>white people should feel guilty, its fucking horrible
>>68820491
yeah, I meant more in the way that he can articulate himself in more than stupid repetitive phrases and shouting matches with the other guys sitting at the table.
>>68820534
Too much corruption
Even in K1
>>68820398
Khabib is the wolf though, he beats literally everyone at 155, Khabib is going down as one of the greatest of all time
>>68820011
>>68819977
>I want to clarify something, my daughter told me what the commentators were saying during the fight, and I felt insulted. I have been practicing martial arts for 17 years, so I have no problem taking hits to the chest. It is the rule, and it isn't worse than a low kick! My only problem during the fight is that my bra litterally slipped under my breasts. This is why I stared, embarrassed, at the referee, and I have no idea what Jojo told me, but I had to keep fighting. It seems that I was being mocked because I seemed to be complaining of blows to the breast. I think that I have nothing to prove regarding the numbers of hits I can take without complaining. Guys, would you be able to keep fighting without being distracted if one of your nuts was slipping out of your shorts? Anyway, it does not excuse my defeat, but I wanted to clarify this part of the fight!
Post Robbie Lawler webms
>>68821026
anyone have the webm of jojo fighting in the kilt/skirt thing? it's qt as fuck
>>68821026
but her tits werent out?
>>68821026
>Burn the coal, pay the toll
>>68821219
pure cringe. if either of them had balls they would do this at the start of the round.
anyone have the webm of the end of the bosse-o'connell fight?
https://twitter.com/MightyWife/status/744736683803844608
>>68821519
damn bisbing ate that jab like it was nothing
>>68821519
still feelsgoodman
>>68820954
is this fast
>>68821267
there was a front kick before the finish that pulled her bra down but she caught it before we can see anything. if she's trying to blame getting finished on her bra problems that is just retarded
>>68821755
not really
>>68821380
>implying you've ever even been in a fight in your life
>>68821026
>practice martial arts for 17 years
>turn ur back and walk away when u get hurt
>>68821873
And poke them in the eye.
>>68822033
She wasn't hurt, h-her bra just malfunctioned.
>>68821982
thanks
>>68821873
I hope Cain works this nigga.
>>68822110
No Problem
>>68822208
delete this
what went wrong?
>>68822208
id heem this twink
Will Conor ever defend his little man belt or will he vacate it?
![valerie_letourneau_corka_gabrielle_instagram_650[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/woQjdQK.jpg "valerie letourneau corka gabrielle instagram 650[1]")
>>68821026
seems like we missed some tiitty action
thanks reebok
>>68818733
So fucking sad
>>68822591
how do I achieve this mode lads
>>68822932
hard work baby that's all it takes
>>68823020
double necklace
double sex
>>68823020
Butterface
>>68823020
>that nose
>Wonderboy poops on the number 1 contender
>Everybody chalks it up to his opponent shitting the bed
>>68823074
what the fuck, I'm curious to see your face if that's uggo to you. Or are you one of those autismos who call everything they have no chance of achieving shit
>>68823140
anyone have webms of hendo's family
>>68823020
Change the nose and buttchin and she'd be a solid 8
>>68822296
Watched Alvey/Theodorou earlier today to see just how bad it was. My god. It was tough to watch. Elias shadowboxing the whole fight, and Alvey just plodding forward trying to close distance but not even attempting to strike. Neither of them should've won the fight - should go down as a loss on both records.
>>68823020
>Multicolored eyes
>>68823366
Haha lil bisbong got pushed right out of the way and DC got a poke of that mikey
Name some fighters who will always be top contenders but will never be champ.
>Rory MacDonald
>Alexander Gustafsson
>Donald Cerrone
>mfw Bisping used to be on this list
>>68823549
If DC loses to jonez twice will he ever fight him again? There's probably an example but I can't think of anyone who got to fight someone a third time coming off two losses
>>68823492
who is this?
>>68823366
thank you
>>68823181
See this
>>68823265
>>68823549
Joseph Benavidez
>>68823366
his daughter is very cute, they're not fully english are they?
>>68823642
shut up and post face, uggo
>>68821873
patrish
>>68823366
Is something wrong with me? Bisping's kids look the same age as he does to me.
>>68823707
Little lucas is full blooded american and bispbong is supposedly half polish
>>68823630
it's some guy's daughter
i saw her make that face on one of the fight pass fanatic videos and wanted to save it
>>68823707
bisping himself is irish iirc
>>68823800
Lol
>>68823800
ahem that's Br Bro
>honestly it's like the mona lisa of bathroom selfies. the cryptic, nearly smug smirk, slight facial asymmetry, eyes oblique and full of guile -or is it merely vague amusement! does it all come together in a countenance of mildly suppressed mirth or muted cynicism? is there a difference in this age of irony? we are all sufferers of acute irony poisoning after all, none of you can deny that. in the end this picture both pleases and sickens me and the more i gaze upon it the more compelling it becomes.
>>68823800
1st round heem
>>68823868
what's lol? he's objectively more handsome than you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VchULdvgAEM
Who /ROSE/ here?
>>68824093
She lost her last fight and will lose her next
>all these newfags believing the american posting a brazilian's selfie with a 4chan filename is him
/heem/ is truly redditor central baka desu senpai
>>68824093
rose is going to beat karolina right, literally free money?
>>68824032
give me the bullet points then, gayboy. I'd heem you both and fuck a girl
>>68824151
wikipedia says she won a unanimous decision
>>68824158
It doesn't mean they're newfags. Some of us don't keep up with every single thread. When I go to sleep and wake up there is usually a new thread and I don't even skim the new posts I missed.
BOB
R
A
D
Y
>>68824182
If you're the redhead, you look like an Irish knacker who drank too much sewage water
>Cody Garbrandt will get destroyed by Thomas Almeida
>>68824344
Doesn't make sense bro post face and I'll heem your looks too.
>ywn be this insecure when someone with good looks posts and calls your shit out
kek
>>68824402
I'd heem this twink
>>68824270
>believing a 4chan filename is the person posting it
>not a newfag
yeah sure thing redditor
Any lads here think Mizugaki will beat Garbrandt?
If so, why?
>>68824402
>Thomas Almeida
What went wrong?
>>68824497
is that the asian cruz ran through?
>>68824572
Yes
>>68824568
He wasn't properly warmed up. Came to the ring cold, he beats Cody 9 times out of 10.
>>68824647
>he beats Cody 9 times out of 10
>>68824796
Is that you
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/6/22/12006238/canelo-alvarez-nate-diaz-conor-mcgregor-interview-analysis-ufc-202-mma-news
Dumbass
>>68823625
Tate when she makes Ronda retire
>>68823625
Ken Shamrock got his ass whooped 3 times by Tito Ortiz.
>>68825317
Ronda is going to get her belt back from Miesha and retire in the octagon during her post-fight interview, going out on top.
>>68825317
I wasn't on /heem/ during most of the honda miesha and holm. what was the consensus? did Tate lose cause she also bought into ronda's hype? is it a case of rock paper scissors or is fighting a crapshoot
>>68813926
dude fake news broken links lmao
>>68814391
thank you for your service
>>68823625
penn edgar
>>68825504
>Czech
>>68825566
>he reads the OP for news
>>68814444
Could Miesha beat Cyborg?
What about Ronda?
I actually like her chances against both more than ever before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feQ5qEDDsRk
Rock and CM Punk on the UFC Podcast tomorrow.
Vince must've really bent Zuffa over his knee and had his way.
What's next? Ronda headlining Wrestlemania? Paige VanZant joining the kiss my ass club?
>>68825765
lol
paige vs. paige
>>68821026
>>68821188
Even though her tits never got out she might've had that sensation, that said during the finish it did not look as if that was her concern. Rather, it seems pretty obvious that she couldn't handle the body shots. Weak damage control
>>68825642
>Could Miesha beat Cyborg?
daily reminder that I could heem every here
but I choose to take it to decision because I don't want to expend too much energy
>>68825566
Lol use twitter u stupid dago
>>68825827
My dick
>>68825840
Doesn't Cyborg have really shit TDD? I'm mainly thinking about the Carano fight, but I remember her often pulling people into full mount. Maybe she's improved now.
>>68825566
lol he read the entire OP
>>68825948
Who even knows. She hasn't faced great competition.
anyone have the webm of the barn cat getting knocked out?
>>68825840
>cars are on a fucking massive angle
>people pretend the ground is level
lmao
>>68825980
That's what I'm saying, MAYBE Miesha could pull it off.
>>68825977
I literally didn't
The "joke" has gotten stale
>>68825765
>good guests on a podcast
>wow vince must have really bent them over
how you goof?
>the UFC has been bought by League of Legends
not sure how to feel about this
>>68826035
>I literally didn't
lmao yes you did idiot
>>68826038
nice
hated this guy
>>68826125
no I did not you dummy
>>68826124
You dont want an ufc version of lol?
>not wanting to jungle with JBJ
>>68826194
yes you did lol
>people are sleeping in Nunez
>>68826396
can't into moba
>>68826463
lol no i didnt
>>68815256
This is just Meltzer going off of cable estimates. UFC 196 actually did significantly more than 100 when including Internet buys.
>>68816448
rousey rose on weidman/silva coattails,
rousey wasn't big until mid last year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZo-yc620zEv
Literally who?
>>68826522
internet buys are a minuscule amount, if you buy a pay per view, you get four or five buddies around, maybe a few girls, get a crate of bud lite, and you all chip in, and you all have a great time
What did he mean by this?
Anyone else voting leave tomorrow lads?
>>68826599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nez2A-5V8F0
>>68824989
Bloodyelbow is disgusting and garbage. I should be able to call Conor a potatonigger in the comments without fear of judgment.
>>68826913
>tfw voted via post already
>>68826891
who's that?
>>68827041
kenny florian
>>68826913
me lad
>>68826969
iktfb
>>68813926
>>Implying Aldo's manlet ass could ever touch potato man.
>>68827076
DURRR I MAKE KENNY FLORIAN JOKE
thank you
>>68827089
Howd you get banned italybro?
>>68826831
Playin' bongo in the Congo
>>68813926
Who /dank/
>>68827313
Wow. That's ridiculous.
I got banned rightfully so by the UG for posting a photoshopped picture of PvZ spread eagle
>>68827313
good lad. Sometimes I feel like having a meltdown and shitposting until my acount gets deleted, but then I change my mind. I just can't handle the SJWs and faggotty comebacks to my banter getting recced to all hell. Almost as bad as reddit tbqhwyf.
Where would your favorite fighter be on this chart /heem/?
>>68827397
it's even more ridiculous when you consider the article I posted that on
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/3/11/11199902/ufc-parry-jon-jones-is-the-biggest-dick-on-the-planet
>GSP will beat BisGOAT
Is there a more meme opinion?
>>68827414
Jon Fitch. Top left for sure. Ever since he got cut from the UFC I've like him less and less but (still my boy)
>>68827451
I tried to scavenge my mind for a more meme opinion but I couldn't. The natty goat will not be removed from thy throne.
>>68827411
I ended up telling the mod he was a power tripping idiot and that his warning was ridiculous and nonsensical and he permab& me.
In retrospect, I wish I hadn't.
He won in the end.
>>68827477
Need to change the UFC 200 part to HEEM 1
>>68827516
NOICE
>>68827414
bottom right since actual intellectuals are positioned there, not radio hosts and failed journalists
>>68826507
yes you did!
>>68827582
>actual intellectuals
>>68827612
haha no i didnt! haha
Would you rather take leg kicks from Aldo for 10 minutes or GnP from Bork for 1 minute?
>>68827650
anderson aldo desu
>>68827395
Almost out lad :C
Dealers are kill here
>>68827650
Aldo, he's a manlet
>>68827650
Aldo.
Brock would turn my brain into chicken shit. Aldo would break my legs.
>>68827650
Leg kikcs.
GnP would lead to getting permaschaubed so no, thanks.
>>68827705
looks like Ireland gets better weed than i thought, how are the prices?
>>68827650
>implying brock could get off strikes in my rubber guard
>>68827496
That particular mod is a power tripping faggot though. I've seen him call Aldo delusional, but then he warns people who shit on Conor for "fighter bashing."
>>68827869
I know, someone posted his picture here as well, he's a fat fish-eye faced fuck.
Would heem given the chance
WEAK
>Punk-Gall pushed back to 203
>>68817691
Calling him overrated? What does that make you? Overretarded or sumthin? tssss
>>68827477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcMq1LWZh8I
remind beet btfo ufc vet kurt pellegrino.
>>68827727
>Chicken shit... Into Chicken Salad
>>68827784
€25 for 1g - 1.5g
€50 for 2.5g - 3g
€100 for 7g - 7.5g
Pretty shitty tbqhwy
>>68827942
Chip please
Why can't CM Punk be the future natty goat?
>>68827985
that's absolutely terrible. For me it's 10 bucks for 1 - 1,5g, depending on the strain.
>>68827395
do you have aids or migranes
>>68828285
pain control, constant butthurt
>>68828372
i want to taste those tates
Anyone know where I could find some memes?
>>68828107
We get what we pay for here, could be sprayed or have whatever tamper with it and we don't get to choose what type we get, just whatever's on the market
Do dealers let you try before you buy there?
>>68828416
Come to Canada. We are all walking memes.
>>68828051
That was the same thing my ma said when I picked the lock on my door and came out for dinner when her friend Lamar was giving her Brazilian Jiu Jitsu purple belt test.
>>68828475
eh, some do, some don't, I wouldn't say it's the norm. I've always been friends with the people I bought from, so I knew what I was buying throughout the years. Nowadays I just buy from some friends who grow so I have my own stash and don't have to run around the city if I want to smoke and I can sell to my friends for a little income on the site. It's also cheaper obviously.
>>68828491
Yeah I'm watching vice's fentanyl documentary
http://youtu.be/WV_TqS6PtUY
You fuckers do a lot of drugs eh?
What's up with all the non-pharmaceutical presses?
We don't get those in the us.
STOP
THE
RICH
POSTING
>>68828616
You scared Brendan?
Jon.
>>68828616
WHERE YOU AT BRENDAN?! WHERE YOU AT MOTHERFUKER
>>68828455
>>68828584
Whatever it takes
>>68828416
>"They said, 'Daniel, what do you want?," I said 'I want the easiest dick in the division. I want to suck off Ryan Bader.' Just give me that nut right now, Bader... The fuck outta here Ryan, this my nut now."
You now remember The Korean Zombie
>>68828455
>>68828584
>>68828678
>>68828733
Rich Bless god dammit
>>68817497
I like it. Matt and Norton are fun though the awkward ads in between kill it.
>>68825473
Well the first loss was more in typical Ronda fashion, i.e. armbar in round 1. But their second fight was more competitive. It was the only fight (other than rousey/holm obv) that took Ronda past round 1.
imo, this is one of those rare scenarios where a fighter truly deserves a third chance at the same fight after losing the first two, because she's champion now, and has been clearly improving since her first two fights with Ronda.
Btw, imagine if Miesha loses to Amanda Nunes. That would send WBW division into a fucking tail spin
How tall is Rich?
>>68828616
Keep ducking there Branden. You can't run for much longer.
>>68829104
6'1"
You now remember Felice Herrig
>>68825840
who cares about wmma you twink.
lol I showed my wife the rich piano ducking video
>>68829435
Nice. If we want have Heem FC 2, we need as many viewers as we can get.
>young man you need to get deeper to reach the dick. Let me show you how i'm gonna get to jon's dick
>>68829501
she goes "that guy doesn't fight in the UFC?" and I go "Rich Piano?" and she goes "he doesn't look clean" lmao
>>68829562
That's a keeper.
>>68829536
>and the verdict is vengeance jon: get ready to get that dick sucked.
>>68829604
lol yeah man
she said it in a way like "oh Schaub shouldn't fight that guy he doesn't look clean"
>>68828309
Someone put 1 million on her to win.
1 million American dollaroos.
>>68829639
can you please start doing this with more different DC pics man lol
>>68829669
Try to sell her the fight by saying it's the classic Brains vs Bronze match up. Genius podcast marketer and T-shirt salesman vs World champion bodybuilder.
>>68829104
6'5
>>68829778
>>68829562
>he doesn't look clean
Wow...her eyesight must be warped cause Rich Piana is as natty as they come.
I'd break up with her if I was you.
>>68829604
This.
Jon...
how old is rich?
>>68829989
He's 19
>>68829639
It's time to serve that sentence Jon
>>68829830
>sometimes you'll fall backwards, and then you gotta scramble forward to get back to the dick
I'm Bill Simmons and here's what I believe
>>68829989
44 but has the heart of a prostate infected geriatric senile grandpa
>>68826027
Look at cyborgs legs and arms compared to meisha
>>68829841
lol I laughed I was like are you fucking serious he doesn't look natural to you?
rich piano, nattyGOAT
>>68830066
>when you tired of waiting for that dick.
>"I'm gonna suck you into submission, Jon."
S U C C
C
C
D I C C
I
C
C
>>68828455
Damn! He looks like he could bench at least 60 pounds!
I showed my girlfriend Rich Piana just now.
She asked how does he even wipe his butt
hahahaha
I showed her Schahb and she said he was cute.
I had to do everything in my power not to propose to her right there.
https://twitter.com/dc_mma/status/745770054285955072
Simple as that.
#ItsTime for #UFC200!
Create yours here: http://itstime.ufc.com
>>68830494
Great work
>>68830494
I love you, Italybro Alessio.
explain the DC dick suck meme
>Jonnnnn?
>>68814461
this guy does not want that watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4vPaEXGpyo
>"You can be next if you want, Jon"
>>68830494
dick is censored
>>68830477
that's a good question about wiping his ass
smart girl
I see all this hype around DC succing Jon's dick.
But when DC actually gets a hold of Jons dick, why do you think he will be able to handle it?
DC has never faced a big bull in his prime.
Anthony Rumble is a middleweight
>>68830768
>>68830807
better one here
>>68830494
nice!
>>68830844
>>68830860
>>68830860
lel
>>68830494
>that reply feed
>sometimes you get beat up by that dick, that's the way this game is, but at the end of the day, I've still got this belt and there's nobody that can suck better than me right now
>>68831041
>if i want to make jon cum 100 times then im gonna make jon cum 100 times
>"Don't think I'm not going to ravage that dick, Jon"
ALL YALL MUST'VE FORGOT! The real champ ladies and gentlemen
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcbfsQ-ijaQ
>you think I'm just gonna sit there and not suck your dick Jon?
>>68831227
lmfao that's good
>>68831227
tweet this to jon
JON
>I wish they'd let me over there so I could spit on your fucking dick
>>68831258
holy fuck my sides
Let's do this shit
>Jon "Coke" Jones
>>68830860
cant wait for this meme to be over
>>68820773
still, its the GOAT combat sport
>>68831375
it is, stop talking about it
Who will win - Jedrzejczyk or Gadelha, /sp/?
can't make this shit up guys
>>68830860
DELETE THIS
>>68831450
Gadelha
>>68831450
how gadelha's hue looking ass hasnt been busted for juicing is beyond me. So i hope joanna destroys her this time around
>>68831450
Not even a question
>>68831236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5emWTGtqr8
>>68831580
yes!! he only shows that snaggle when he's fittin to suck
>>68831640
Reminds me of this shit: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=072_1433108601
>>68821873
i liked 2001 too! he's just like me and thus more likable!
>>68831640
>>68831236
What mental illness is this? I'm having a hard time pinning it down.
>>68831375
Triggered by based ngannou?
>>68818733
Some one make a photoshop of cruz nailing iggy from behind but with a thoughtbubble depicting a can of monster.
>>68831762
>implying he didn't get that quote from based Ronda
>>68831775
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandiose_delusions
>>68824497
that was a spicy banger. When does Duffy fights again ?
>>68831818
and Iggy visualizing Ngannou
>>68831450
joanna will send her back to the jungle
>>68831880
FN 90 (July 7th) vs Mitch Clarke
>>68831716
>blacked
>>68831904
>the cuck is hot and bothered again
who let you out of chastity
>>68831640
>>68831236
I almost feel bad for the guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp0eFFRslk4
>>68831880
1st half of round 1 was spicy. The rest of the fight was Duffy eating 1000 elbows.
Thread wars incoming. Choose your allegiance.
I've a temporary alliance with House Lmaobud
>>68832198
heem yourself
lets try to give the memes a break for the rest of the thread ok boys
>>68831716
It was never proved that he died.
>>68832250
It's the last half of the 400 replies bro. This is the best time for memes and shitposts.
Who here
>high as fuck
>drinking a high life
>listening to Picture Me Rollin by Tupac
??
>>68831716
Which reminds me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYQiPRUu7b0
Why is Dom so angry?
Anyone else used to post in live UFC threads on /b/ before /sp/ was made?
>>68832374
Sorry sir, I don't drink or do drugs. I'm clean as a whistle.
Is GSP only returning because he sees an easy superfight with Bisping? Will he even fight after that one again?
>>68832581
I remember a few of those but there have been regular live threads on /sp/ since 2008.
My girlfriend just got dropped off by a black guy with dreadlocks on a motorcycle. Says it was uber. I didn't know uber now worked with motorcycles but I trust her.
NEW
>>68832846
>>68832846
>>68832846
>>68832612
GSP has chosen the worst possible moment to return if what he wants is meme matchups
>Conor too busy memeing with Nate
>RDA soon to get memed on by Khabib
>Lawler about to meme on Woodley, then Wonderboy is next in line to meme on him
>Bisbong already has a meme fight lined up, and that's Hendo. Then there's The Chris, that nobody, Jacare and Yoel
ufc has moved on without him
>>68830860
>tfw I was the first person to post the "Rose holding the Reddit sign"
I'm so proud of what you guys have managed to do with the ngannou edit and that picture
>>68832449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbF4BOtVv6M
no loyal non-work friends
NEW>>68834362
>>68834362
>>68834362
>>68823549
Clay Guida
lol two threads again
