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Previous thread: >>68813926
News:
>Jones doesn't hate DC anymore
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/jon-jones-says-hatred-for-daniel-cormier-fading-but-still-excited-to-stick-a-foot-in-dcs-ass
>UFC lightweight champ Rafael dos Anjos says Tony Ferguson 'will be the next contender'
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ufc-lightweight-champ-rafael-dos-anjos-says-tony-ferguson-will-be-the-next-contender
>Dana responds to Cerrone pay comments
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/22/11997478/dana-white-on-donald-cerrone-everyone-wants-to-make-a-million-dollars
>Valerie Letourneau: Wardrobe malfunction, not strikes, caused odd reaction vs. Joanne Calderwood
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/22/12006120/valerie-letourneau-wardrobe-malfunction-not-strikes-caused-odd
schaub
Bumping this thread just to laugh at you bud
>>68834069
Really nigga
is this the real thread?
>>68834477
No, this is
>>68834362
>>68834477
this is the real thread
do people really think brock has a chance or are they just memeing? he hasn't fought in years and it's not like his chin improved with age
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/13/10074026/an-open-letter-to-the-angry-mma-fans-get-off-your-high-horse
Anyone have the picture of Punisher Bass?.
>>68834362
real thread sorry
>>68834440
Yes
>>68834562
oh nice, I like this thread more anyway
>brock lesnar tested FIVE (5) times by USADA
HATERS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Any of you zilches wanna throw down?
Will he ever win the title?
FFS where is the real thread lads
>>68834680
right
here
>>68834362
>>68834362
>>68834680
it's this one
>>68834708
>desperately spamming the link to your thread in the active thread
lmao kid
>>68834587
>>68834649
I really hope this faggot browses /heem/ so he can see himself get btfo every day
>>68834649
i'll heem you before we even walk into the ring
>>68834757
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/68462084/#68462648
whatup /b/
>>68834804
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/13/10074026/an-open-letter-to-the-angry-mma-fans-get-off-your-high-horse
lmao @ ur 'life' kid
>>68834680
>mfw Aldo KO's Conor in the rematch
>>68834708
>P-P-P-P-P-P-P-PLEASE USE MY FUNNY MEME THREAD PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>yfw 12 seconds
I'm Bill Simmons and here's what I believe
>mfw he subs Bisping in the first round
>>68834874
>mfw Frankie beaten senseless while ref and doctor struggle to pull Aldo off because he's having flashbacks and screaming Conors name
>>68834915
Dominick "No Friends" Cruz on Opie & Jim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbF4BOtVv6M
>>68834966
>doubting based Aldo
>>68835085
>watching opie
>>68835114
wtf is that thing in the bottom left
>>68835114
his kid looks deformed
>>68834967
I fucking hate that promo.
>>68835169
>>68835195
thats a cute kid
>>68835195
His wife just saved the pic cause she looks decent in it and ignored that their daughter was mid-shit in the photo
>>68835262
lmao @ your life
>>68835360
kys
>>68835263
true af
I've seen a number of times women write big facebook texts about how they love another woman friend and the photo they use of them together is ALWAYS a photo where whoever is writing looks good and the other person sometimes looks like complete shit in weird stances, expressions, etc,etc
>>68835404
is that Thug Rose?
>>68835416
his wife literally looks like a man
>>68835483
that's cody pfister you casual
>>68835483
>>68835517
lol fgt
>>68835387
looks like an average fight outside of a chipper desu
>>68835554
I'd heem this twink
>>68835483
yes
>>68835583
>chipper
>>68835494
Slim pickins in Brazil m8
>>68835554
looks like Rose
this is one of my favorite photos ever on the internet. I dont watch UFC
>>68835085
Opie has no friends too lel
>>68835605
hopefully that little grill is just a really big jojo fan
Does Ronda fight in 2017?
>>68835614
yeah i heard you the 1st 100 times you typed it
>4 threads about storms saying apologize
>heem in danger of 404ing
These other non semen-slurping sports aren't for me lads
>>68835659
''''''''''''''''''''fight''''''''''''''''''''
she's literally shit
>>68835752
I think thats the first time ive every posted that, you dumb faggot
>>68834649
fight me cunt
>>68835904
>I think
lol
your memory is shit
daily reminder that Mighty Mouse is one of the greatest fighters alive
>>68834999
Aldo looking small as fuck there.
>>68835937
ive been so busy facefucking your mum that all the days have started to blend together m8
Yeah so fucking what?
I like Brendan Schaub.
Got a fuckin' problem?
>>68835955
>>68835984
LOL
>>68836006
>I like Brendan Schaub
worst general on spee tbqh lads
>>68836043
that guy is a fuckin weirdo what went wrong during his childhood jesus christ what a mess
>>68836104
Then leave faggot
>>68836040
>"sell 'em pajamas before you put 'em to sleep."
top kek
>>68836172
now with easy open bottoms
>sometimes you'll fall backwards, and then you gotta scramble forward to get back to the dick
>>68834420
lol holy shit. awesome
>>68835971
He's THICC af.
>>68836120
Didn't have a great relationship with his father at all
>>68836247
Forgot pic
>>68836040
She's always been perfect.
>>68836200
What do you mean "BTFO" in the filename? Claudia was LITERALLY about to submit to Dana's alphaness
>>68836301
I meant Joanna was BTFO you goof
Diego Sanchez vs Joe Lauzon
who wins and do they both lose
>>68836328
S-S-Sorry
>>68836351
When you a prospect but fall for the Edmond meme
>>68836351
>lanklets
>>68836301
No she wasn't? She made him move his stupid arm just like this alpha male did.
>>68836347
C.T.E.
fucking diego won't quit until someone KO's him
>>68836405
What was this old fuck in the green shirt thinking when he did that to Dana?
>theyre moving TUF to 2:30 AM on Friday with an encore at 10PM
Fuck divegrass
>>68836448
he's an alpha male
>>68836405
>tfw dana was too blinded by sagebux to do anything about it
>>68836447
What is the most UFC fights in a row without getting submitted or T/KO'd?
>inb4 the BJ stoppage
>>68836351
I fucking love Aldana
>>68836457
what game where they playing on fs1
>>68836023
>drinks water
>baka this isn't monster wtf
>In 1999 during the filming for 'Fear Factor' Joe Rogan was surfing with MMA stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. When Dana White and others rushed to help, Rogan held out an arm in front of them, stopping them, and was reported saying by Ariel Helwani,"The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life". And proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. He was later spotted outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.
>>68836515
frankie the cancer edgar has 19
>>68836351
just posting favorite heems
>>68836393
Aldana went to edmond? Fuck me
>>68836555
>>68836571
No Jessymen Duke
>>68836541
Poopa America but there's a thunderstorm or something so the game is delayed
A-Anyone still watching Kingdom?
>>68836571
>>68836532
>people say that women are not skilled and cant finish fights
>>68836622
Has season 3 premiered?
>>68836565
yeah everyone with more fights has been stopped, even gsp
>>68836622
i hear ya but fake shit should cost 9.99 bro
>>68836555
>>68836555
>In 2001 after being approached by Scientology recruiters, Joe Rogan is reported to have said, "Why join a cult... when I can BE a cult?!" Allegedly he shoved the recruiters to the ground and ran away laughing maniacally. 5 months later his agent finally located him in a small African village near lake Victoria, leading an apocalyptic death cult. The UN report on the aftermath remains classified but rumors speak of mass graves, human sacrifice, and murals of Mr. Rogan's face made out of the bones of children. Beneath the village it is said that the cult of Ogamboo Metukalu (The One) had 2,000 slave laborers digging a secret underground temple complex where the cult intended to live after the Apocalypse. Mr.Rogan's agent says the MMA star has put that part of his life behind him and chalks it up to poor judgment brought on by a flu, but if that is the case, why does Joe continue to make routine trips to Africa to this day? And why are cases of missing children around Lake Victoria more than 20 times higher than the average of the rest of Africa? Mr. Rogan's agent declined to comment.
>>68836622
I watched the first episode or two, but haven't downloaded the new episodes yet.
>>68836665
I would join that cult
careful now /heem/
>>68832896
RDA SHOOK
>>68836565
>frankie edgar
>the cancer
>>68836480
I bet I could take him down.
>In October 2001, Joe Rogan met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Rogan became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.
>>68836632
>>68836605
Oh thats ok then
who /megan/ here
>>68836806
thank mr skeltal
>>68836622
i'm reading about ancient rome (for free), what's kingdom about?
>In October of 2001, Eddie Bravo met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief discussion with one of the families in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch!", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked about the attack by a female reporter, Bravo became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.
>>68836787
>>68836806
here
Who watching /TUF/ here?
>>68836787
So anyone have a better looking version of this?
>>68836806
>she didn't even take joe's name
what a cuck
>>68836457
Who cares, TUF is shit anyway
>In the backstage of the MGM Grand, Rogan was brought in front of a mock tribunal conducted by Dana White, forcing him to apologize for a prank played on mixed martial artist, Cat Zingao. Reportedly, Rogan entered Zingano's locker-room during an intermission with 4 carrots he bought from a near-by market, and hid the veg in various locations in the dressing room, leaving a sign on the door claiming "There are 5 carrots hidden in this room". Zingao, who was know to suffer both from OCD and Lachanophobia (an irrational fear of vegetables), was rushed to hospital when she collapsed outside the room just before a high profile title fight with Ronda Rousey
>>68836948
>>68837055
schaub would eat those '''''''''shots''''''''''' for breakfast
>mfw i could submit any of you in the first round
>>68837055
>>68836457
are you mother fucking kidding me?
>>68835124
what was he saying (also who is that white guy?)
>>68837218
anyone watching bellator this weekend?
>>68837218
fuck yeah Australia with the fringe league heems
>>68836200
*CRINGE*
>>68837267
>>68837272
maybe who is on it
>>68837048
What?
>>68837327
RAMPAGE
>>68837339
have another beer
>>68837327
Jesus christ what a vicious heem
>>68837272
I'll PVR it and watch it later probably. I want to see if Chandler is still good and how Ishii does against Rampage.
>>68837327
>>68837319
just going through my folder and picking fav heems
>>68837327
that's a pretty good one
>>68837425
>>68837445
evan tanner really dropped off the map
>>68837509
I see what you did there
pretty shitty way to die though
>>68837445
>you will never hug Bisping's family
this is fucking twice now that Fox has given away the UFC's airtime to some fucking shitty sport for faggots. First they gave the prelims and start of the main card of Rory vs Thomson to fucking nascar, now they are dumping TUF for fucking soccer
>>68837445
What's with the shitty low-res pics for all the former champs
lads, just registered for my free week of FightPass. What are the must watch seasons of the ultimate fighter?
>yfw Conor walks out to Hypnotize at 202 and his GOAT status is returned
>>68837580
the new UFC owners are dropping FOX like i'll drop anyone in this thread
>>68837445
The MW belt didn't exist before 2001? i thought UFC was around since like 98, who's the first champ anyway?
>>68837656
TUF 10 was pretty GOAT. Big Country, SCHAUB, Kimbo, Mitrione, Rampage breaking a door and Ramapge bullying that one fat guy all season by calling him "titties" every time he saw him.
>>68837711
ufc didn't have weightclasses, just open weight tournaments
then they started adding weightclass. not sure when MW came to be, but at one point it was a 5 division league.
>>68837506
What did she mean by this?
>>68837767
>>68837953
>You now remember the time when Conor BTFO Aldo and it silenced an entire country in 13 seconds, shat all over his nay-sayers and nobody could talk shit about him
>You now remember his credibility was completely shattered a few months later at the hands of a mediocre fighter who has 10 losses in his record
Is Conor ever gonna recover lads? People were talking shit about how he could go up and fight Robbie Lawler and even at 185.
Lawler, Rory or Thompson would fucking devour him.
>>68838083
>>68838156
>Is Conor ever gonna recover lads?
Conor knows how to promote himself. Chael lost title fight after title fight but was still a massive draw. Conor will be fine.
>>68837580
No one cares about TUF
Honestly there's a handful of people who have even mentioned it
>>68837948
heem on TUF lads
my boy Andrew Sanchez is going to win this
>>68838221
Yeah, but did Chael ever lose to someone like Nate Diaz? His most impressive victory is over a guy like Michael Johnson.
Is the FW division just that weak compared to WW or is Conor shit outside of FW?
>>68837580
Most popular/important sports on Earth:
Soccer
<<<massive power gap>>>
Cricket
<<<power gap>>>
Field Hockey (I know, right? fuck that)
<<<power gap>>>
Tennis
Volleyball
Table Tennis
<<<massive power gap>>>
Baseball
Golf
Basketball
American Football
...if the NFL is 10th, you can imagine that the UFC is waaaaay down the list, way below NASCAR and miles below soccer.
>>68837953
pride crocop was a MUNSTER, kinda wish he never came to the ufc
>>68838156
>Is Conor ever gonna recover lads?
Naw. He was over and de-hyped the moment he shot for Diaz' legs.
>>68838197
>>68838527
>>68838367
Cerrone is his most impressive victory.
>>68838156
He has some years to meme around and rebuild. But the memery and trolling has died down a lot and he's unlikely to have a second bump.
I'm interested on seeing pics of fighters going through early weigh ins. His cut is brutal.
Does being fat give you a good chin? Look at Mark Hunt, Roy Nelson and Dc. They fight huge guys with power and yet it's really hard to knock them out. Even that fat kid who fought Ben Rothwell had a better chin than overeem and schaub.
>>68837953
What does it feel like to get kicked in the head?
>>68838666
its the thickness of the neck gives you a shock absorber
>>68838522
Is Rory ever gonna recover?
>>68838620
Right, I forgot about his Cerrone fight. Then again the latter is inconsistent as fuck.
>>68838643
That shit makes me so confused at times.
Conor said he walks around at 170 normally, at the weigh ins he's at 145 looking like a fucking corpse.
At what weight does he enter the Octagon the next day? How much is it possible to remove and put back in such a short amount of time?
I fight at 185 and I never did the whole cutting weight thing because my coach advised me not to, he says it just drains you of energy the next day.
>>68838678
Hard to describe because you lose so many IQ points from getting kicked in the head that it's hard to describe anything, anymore.
>>68838721
>tfw you rekt your pocket pussy after 5 uses
My dick just spread that fake vag wide open and ripped it. Kek
>UFC promo
>DC says "COME ON, DC"
>CUM ON DC
JON
O
N
E
S
NOMATTERWHEREYOUCUMBOYIMSUCKING
>>68838741
>Is Rory ever gonna recover?
Rory is about the strangest bird in MMA. It wouldn't surprise me if he killed the next guy he fights, and it wouldn't surprise me if he retired tomorrow.
Who knows?
>>68838817
IMO the full sized Fleshlight is the only way to go.
get a good collection and your GF will never have that power over you again.
>>68838905
He's also my fucking boy and all I want is for him to be that guy who suplexed the shit out of Diaz.
Why couldn't we see that version of Rory against Wonderboy? I can't and won't accept that's MacDonald at 100%. Fight me on this if you disagree, Canada.
>>68838853
stop being gay
Tell me why you doubted Bisping, /heem/?
Babby dick chink: >>68838960
>>68838741
25 lbs is literally standard at his level. His chin holds so it's whatever until the day it doesn't.
>>68838905
I do believe Firas tamed the beast too much and Rory knows he cannot kill.
>paul harris will never sing you happy birthday
>>68838968
>Why couldn't we see that version of Rory against Wonderboy?
Naw, that wasn't the 100% Rory, it wasn't the real Rory at all.
It reminded me of GSP's first fight against Matt Hughes, where GSP said later he just couldn't get over the fact that he was fighting one of his heroes and was distracted by that.
Not that Wonderboy is Rory's hero, just that he seemed to have an image of Wonderboy in his head and he couldn't get past it. He didn't really fight, then after the fight he was OK about it.
Strange guy, but if we had no oddballs it'd be a shitty meme world.
>>68839035
because he sucks
he has an office job and his chin is depleted
he has zero ground game
he's a paper champ
Cuckhold was a cuck and deserved the wraith of heem gods
But Biscuck is not my boy
>>68838741
He doesn't actually cut weight, he just dehydrates himself then the next 24 hours is spent just drinking all kinds of liquids
>>68839035
I didn't think Cockhold would be an idiot but apparently he didn't really like being champ
>>68839046
Uh ok, whatever.
Too poor for a Fleshlight?
>>68839186
knocks out the champ
>paper champ
lol
do you even know what that term means?
>>68839182
That's EXACTLY what I felt. Like there was too much respect, both streets and no one had the balls to act on it.
We also saw a different Wonderboy, less aggressive and almost always defensive. All his offense was counter-strikes, basically.
>Rory will never get another chance to fight Wonderboy and prove the world wrong
Why live?
>>68839058
Who's chin? Conor's? It holds when Featherweights hit it. At best I'd assume it'd hold at 155, but at 170 anyone on the top 5 would decimate him.
>>68839193
So the question is, how much weight can one guy lose by dehydrating himself? 25lbs sounds like too much.
>>68839357
He cuts 15 lbs, and then drains off 10 lbs of water weight, it isn't hard to do but it's an unhealthy way to cut weight and it's why he ends up looking like a zombie. Chris Weidman walks around at 220 lbs and for his fight with Luke cause of the IV ban he had to be as light as possible so on the week of the fight he weighed as little as 187 lbs and that's why he looked smaller than usual but not like a zombie at weigh ins like Conor who does weight cutting in a really unhealthy way.
>>68839182
>excuses
>>68839542
>Weidman walks around 220lbs
Maybe if he's not training or injured, I can't imagine he walks around that on a regular basis
>>68839614
Weidman is a big guy, he could easily be a LHW, and that's why he kept talking about wanting to fight Jon Jones.
>>68838399
this is factual btw
based on numbers and shit
google it if you want
also: spot the snow leopard yet?
>>68839662
But 220 even during camps? That still seems like a lot, I would've thought 210 or something
>>68839561
no excuses, don't know what you're talking about
do you know anything about Rory?
>>68839705
top-center of the picture, hiding behind the grey rocks
>>68839705
>>68839542
What's with the IV ban though? Seemed like a lot of guys were going through that route to cut weight.
But that's fucking insane. 10lbs of water weight, how is the guy walking to the scale like that? Doubt McGoober is ever going back to 145, seems too much.
Who else cuts a fuck ton of weight? I know for sure Jones does.
>>68839723
I mean, it's his own words, he said in an interview he walks around at 220. Maybe during camps at 205. He's a big boy.
>>68840035
>>68840089
>>68838741
> Conor said he walks around at 170 normally
And?
Aldo 170lbs
http://espn.go.com/blog/mma/post/_/id/21357/aldo-easier-cut-means-no-move-up
>Aldo says that figure of 170 pounds has remained constant, dating back to when he won the WEC title at age 23
Poirier 180lbs
https://twitter.com/DustinPoirier/status/545774557320462336
> Because I walk around 180s
Nate Diaz 190lbs
http://mmajunkie.com/2010/01/nate-diaz-clarifies-weight-cutting-remarks-sees-future-at-lightweight-and-welterweight
> Diaz said it would only take him a week to tip the scales at 190 pounds.
Uriah Faber 163lbs
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/8/11390080/ufc-199-headliners-react-to-new-csac-weight-cutting-rules
> Faber said his MMA Inc. management team is looking into it. He is concerned, because he cuts from 163 pounds to reach the 135-pound bantamweight limit.
Dos Anjos 195lbs (!)
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/06/ufc-lightweight-champ-rafael-dos-anjos-sees-welterweight-move-in-his-future
> Dos Anjos said he generally walks around at about 195 pounds
If you think Conor is heavy, you're a 189er.
Sittichai gonna rekt the manlet faggot so he wont get robbed again, lads.
>>68840132
What happened to Vitor
>>68840182
forgot pic
>>68840188
>>68840277
>>68840153
I never said he's heavy, fuck mook. I'm just not familiar with the weight cutting process because I never had to do it myself. I train and fight at the same weight.
Which is why I'm curious as to what weight to these guys walk into the Octagon after the weigh in if they walk around at easily 25lbs over the weight they fight in.
>Dos Anjos at 195
Holy shit.
>>68840250
He turned 50.
>>68840153
cowboy 176-9
>>68840153
Not just weight though, because of his frame McGregor getting all the way down to 145 lbs from 170 lbs is more brutal for him than Aldo making the same cut.
>>68840598
He's a twig, and always look like a twig even in between fights. He'd actually probably get heavier if he didn't fight so often.
>>68840153
>Dos Anjos 195lbs
This is what having actual S&C does for you
>>68838905
i had to throw mine away because the front looked like the tennis ball on the end of an old person's walker
>>68841074
was for
>>68838960
spicy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ0GV0zl8YQ
>>68840277
>>68840334
O'Connels meme game is pretty high level
>>68841169
Will the UFC bring back Fabia Maldanada now?
>>68841371
I wouldn't put it past them if they need a late notice punching bag.
>>68840698
he also is missing alot of stomach, so it's hard for him to get fat
threadly heeminder
>>68841684
>czech republic
To be honest I thought this was some meme east euro country that ceased existing 20 years ago.
>>68841759
fuggin slovaks. dank porn stars outta there tho.
>>68841759
ceased? you mean created?
not sure no numbers, but it's less then 50 years old for sure, but that might have been just czechoslovakia leaving the ussr
>>68841169
Does anyone honestly believe Big John wouldn't have stopped this?
>>68835124
You can tell how perplexed Herb is right after the knee
>>68841684
I'd heem this twink
who /real nigga hours/ here?
>>68841929
>>68841929
yup
but what the fuck to do man. there's cards to watch tomorrow i guess, but nothing real thrilling for weeks
just a reminder that iron sharpens iron
>>68842037
it only does to a certain point
diamond sharpens iron and salt hardens it
so uke rockhol will comeback better then ever
>>68842090
You now remember that DC deleted Luke's chin literally a week before the fight because AKA is literally retarded
>>68837592
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