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Upcoming events:
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Roosmalen vs Sittichai)
7/2: ONE FC: Dynasty of Champions (Jadambaa vs Kelly)
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 (Murata vs Kohori)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Daley vs Lima)
7/22: Legacy FC 58 (Drysdale vs Spann)
7/22: Bellator 159 (Caldwell vs Taimanglo)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins)
7/29: Invicta FC 18 (Grasso vs Esquibel)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
8/6: UFC FN 92 (Rodriguez vs Caceres)
8/20: UFC 202 (Diaz vs McGregor 2)
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 (Pettis vs Oliveira)
9/3: UFC FN 93 (Arlovski vs Barnett)
9/10: UFC 203 (Miocic vs Overeem)
Previous thread: >>68832896
News:
>Jones doesn't hate DC anymore
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/jon-jones-says-hatred-for-daniel-cormier-fading-but-still-excited-to-stick-a-foot-in-dcs-ass
>UFC lightweight champ Rafael dos Anjos says Tony Ferguson 'will be the next contender'
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ufc-lightweight-champ-rafael-dos-anjos-says-tony-ferguson-will-be-the-next-contender
>UFC to Phillipines
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/23/12011534/ufc-returning-to-the-philippines-in-october
>CM Punk will fight Mickey Gall at UFC 203
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/23/12011704/cm-punk-announces-his-ufc-debut-will-come-against-mickey-gall-at-ufc
rothwell
>>68846550
meme fighter
>>68846550
truly a disgusting person
>>68846561
>subbed josh barnett
>heemed overeem
>meme fighter
/heem/...
>>68846577
>used steroids
into bellator it goes
>>68846602
>anyone in any professional sport
>natty
N
>>68846586
i am careful brother
Jeremy Botter about to get BTFO lads.
>>68846620
why what's going on?
>>68846611
all natty baby
>>68846635
He reported the details of the completion of sale of the UFC and Zuffa sicked their lawyers on him. Meltzer has since reported the sale isn't finished yet which means Botter fucked up.
Worst fight of 2016?
Aside from Dada-Kimbo
>>68846662
>Dana will fuck the deal up at the last moment just to prove some journalist wrong
>>68846717
At least Kimbo vs. Dada5000 was kekworthy at times. Alvey vs. Elias was fucking embarrassing.
>>68846640
>Pillow Fist Ceronne KOing Pat fucking Cote
>>68846761
>Pillow Fist
>has KO'd men with his jab
>>68846783
>Implying
Knock down isnt a KO
>>68846783
>Can't tell the difference between a glass chin and KO power
>>68846792
>>68846800
relax
I was memeing
>>68846662
There is no sale. This entire thing is based off a Meltzer tweet. How did it get on Forbes?
>>68846847
everyone has been saying the bid has been accepted m8
also, allegedly Frittata gave a speech to employees telling them not to worry, that yes, there has been a sale but that everything will continue business as usual
>>68846877
>allegedly Frittata gave a speech
Is that what Meltzer alleged?
>>68846891
nah I think it was Botter
multiple journalists have all been reporting the same shit
also a guy who writes for forbes
why does Aldo look pale asf when I look at him in recent interviews
>>68846818
thanks for the heeminder senpai
>>68846913
hes off the steroids
notice that he looks smaller aswell
>>68846913
USADA
S
A
D
A
Who in this chart could Cerrone beat?
>>68846913
Conrad took his soul
AY DUN GIVE A FOOK EEDER
>>68847029
Cerrone vs Matt Brown would be an all violence spectacular
>>68847044
LOOK INTO MI EYES, LIDL MAN
someone post the McCrory KO?
>>68846847
Darren Rovell from ESPN really started this whole sales rumor going a few weeks ago. Everyone started following up after he mentioned it.
>>68847029
everyone
>>68847029
tyrone + magny and below
>>68847029
DHK, Magny, Maia, Woodley and in that order
>>68847072
Sale rumors have been going around since the new year
i woke up from a dream where I was taking Kristen Ludlow to Ariel Helwani's place to use his bathroom
>go to UFC official web
>see whats up for July
>wat
>>68847092
yes, there were nothing but rumors. Sale rumors have been going on for more than that. Blackstone group rumors were happening a year or two ago.
Darren Rovell kicked off this frenzy by reporting that the Chinese wanted in a few weeks or even months ago.
Any of you lads voted yet?
Heem'd any Remain supporters yet?
>>68847124
They are genuinely being sold, Rogan is leaving because of it.
>>68847150
Thats not it
>>68847130
On my way to the polling station a man came out and gave me two thumbs up and said "VOTE LEAVE! : DDDDDDDDD"
>>68847124
they were never more than rumours about businesses inquiring
they were never as specific as this time around
>>68847150
wrong webm
brit posted it anyways
>>68847170
>>68847130
did you unironically vote to brexit?
>>68847169
yes it is
>>68847153
I'm not denying it but I feel like Botter is jumping the gun a bit to get some clicks on his shitty new website. This is the same guy who pretty much called BJ Penn a rapist because of some accusation from a disgruntled ex-employee.
>>68847170
What are you bongs on about? What is this remain shit?
>>68847193
>not voting leave
lad
>>68847164
This makes me sad as a McCrory Fan but Jotko is looking legit
>>68847205
We're voting on if we stay in or leave the EU today
>>68847193
Fuck off home Europeons
>>68847122
I just didn't realize how many nice cards they put around 200.
Still no Conor in it. So it's all just nice.
>>68847220
Yeah it was a pretty nice KO
The way he grabs Barncats right arm after he goes down to prevent him from bringing it up to defend himself is pretty slick
>>68847239
>The way he grabs Barncats right arm after he goes down to prevent him from bringing it up to defend himself is pretty slick
you are reaching here bud come on
>>68847253
He literally does though
>>68847253
This is why Canadians get BTFO all the time
>>68847268
he literally doesn't and you're fucking stupid lol
>>68847239
>>68847268
I think its a lot more instinctual then craft but Jotko has always been this crazy athletic guy that threw weird shit but now hes tigthening up his game a lot. And having the power to KO as someone as tough as McCrory is a huge feather in his cap. Honestly in a division as thin MW he might be a serious contender with a few more fights.
>>68847282
He LITERALLY does though
You can actually watch the webm right this second and see it
who is your favourite fighter?
>>68847305
that bitch on the right is cute as fuck but those shorts are lude
>>68847295
>and see it
no you can't because it's not intentional, at all
>>68847305
The Chris (Leben)
who /bloodyelbow/ here?
>>68847330
But it is
>>68847391
the only ones I like are Zane and Conor and they dont talk about politics
Who is /heem/'s favorite boxer?
>>68847616
Probably Arturo
>>68847616
vargas
>>68847669
I remember being blown away by his head movement when I was a kid
>>68847616
Tyson
>>68847706
prime Tyson was something else
>>68847706
> Tyson [Fury]
Same. The GOAT.
fresh webms for old fight
>>68847616
Lennox Lewis
>>68847720
this
http://www.xtremewrestlingtorrents.net/ sign ups are open if y'all want some MMA torrents.
this one's pretty beautiful tbphwy
>y'all
>>68847853
it's crazy that he can hit a standing knee to the face like that
>>68847870
makdessi's a manlet tbf
Spicy quadrilogy
Buakaw Por Pramuk vs. Yoshihiro Sato
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQfm3fHAYkw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfcH7MjhBHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpdsnBIgwxA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SziVca2f11I
>>68847616
Floyd Mayweather Jr.
>>68847616
Harry Greb
PVZ on ESPN right now
Fighting Aug 27th in Vancouver against Bec Rawlings.
>Memesha Tate is the favorite against Nunes
>>68847974
hope she kills that disgusting freak
>>68847974
I think Bec can beat her desu.
>>68847974
her voice is unbearable
>>68848009
my wife had big brother on last night and holy fuck you should hear the chick on there, it was the worst voice I've ever heard in my godamn life
>>68848009
Not really. You're probably just a whiny pathetic bitch.
>>68848009
no bully
literally WWE
Paige turned down off to be in Kickboxer remake.
>>68848026
0:10
>>68848035
>fight on the 28th
>doing mandrama on the 21st
she ought to focus desu
>Paige, how does your brother being in prison for molesting children affect your mentality?
>>68848026
>>68848042
she had some dances that were pretty damn sexy, she rolls those hips all day
>>68848039
did she say it?
damn
seems like a bad business decision
unless the UFC offered her a nice contract she should try to take advantage of any good contracts coming her way as opposed to reebux
>>68848035
>>68848052
If anything it'll just be a backstage appearance probably cutting a promo with the babyface women wrestlers and will eventually get cut off by the heels who will try and hype up some match at the next WM. Literally a 30 second spot.
>>68848065
>Anon, why are you so obsessed with Paige?
>>68848085
Turning down some shitty straight to video movie is a "bad business decision"?
>>68848107
I'm not really sure how much actors make doing movies like that but I can just about guarantee that it's more than she'd make in her next fight.
>>68848107
how much worse could the pay be than her UFC contract?
>>68848122
lol it would be better
>>68848121
>>68848122
Wow you two are really stupid. I bet neither of you has money.
>>68848090
>tfw the paige vs. paige who would win graphic was on here a year and 1/2 ago and now it's happening
>>68848121
>I'm not really sure how much actors make doing movies like that but I can just about guarantee that it's more than she'd make in her next fight.
Damn how stupid to you have to be to say something like this?
>i don't know something
>but I can just about guarantee it
>>68847977
DAS RIIIGHT
>>68848146
Rich kids shouldn't fight
>>68848166
Poor people shouldn't comment on matters of money.
>>68848146
nice namecalling m8
convenient of you to ignore the fact that her ufc pay is shit, probably is never gonna get good and the fact that she'll never reach the top in her sport
>>68848192
>her UFC pay is shit
$40k to show is shit? You don't really know what youre talking about, do you?
Always funny when an unemployed yuro tries to talk about money.
>>68848157
It's completely plausible to state that you don't know the exact total of something but that you can just about guarantee that it's more then X
For example, I will make a statement that is 100% true so that your feeble mind can comprehend my intent:
>I don't know how much Dana White makes exactly, but I can just about guarantee that it's more than McGregor does.
See what I did there? I BTFO'd your entire argument you fuckin idiot lol
>>68848219
thought she was still on 12/12 tbf
that said, considering the cost of training camps and the fact her newly found stardom is going to wane, she should take advantage of such opportunities while they present themselves, seeing as 50k on some dumb movie is much easier money than 40k in a fight
those opportunities might not present themselves anymore, her contract with the UFC still is
>>68848264
And you know she'd get $50k for doing the movie how?
>>68848282
just a guess.
googled it and found this
>http://work.chron.com/annual-salary-screen-actor-4272.html
>The 2012-2013 basic minimum daily rate for an actor in a film is $842; the weekly rate is $2,921. Actors guaranteed 10 to 19 weeks of work on a film must be paid a minimum rate of $2,506 per week. For a 20-week guarantee, the minimum rate is $2,087 per week. Special rates apply for low-budget films and modified low-budget films, which are productions 80 minutes or longer and produced for less than $2.5 million and $625,000, respectively. The daily rate for a low-budget film is $504, while the weekly rate is $1,752. The daily and weekly rates for a modified low-budget film are $268 and $933, respectively.
seems to fit more or less
what do you think she'd make?
>>68848312
Does Paige even have a SAG card? Do you even know what a SAG card is?
>what do you think she'd make?
Probably not that much if she turned it down.
>>68848312
>The daily rate for a low-budget film is $504, while the weekly rate is $1,752. The daily and weekly rates for a modified low-budget film are $268 and $933, respectively.
Using your numbers, she'd have to work for over 6 months to get $50k. I don't think you understand how movies are made.
>>68848349
How hard would it be for her to get one? Why do you think she'd get paid below minimums even if she didn't have one?
You're just being a contrarian at this point.
Alain Moussi as Kurt Sloane[1]
Jean-Claude Van Damme as Master Durand[1]
Dave Bautista as Tong Po[1]
Gina Carano as Marcia[1]
Hafþór JúlÃus Björnsson as Mongkut[1]
Paige VanZant as Gamon[1]
Mike Tyson[2]
The cast is full of famous actors. I doubt they get paid peanuts. 50K minimum is a fair assumption.
>>68848367
Budget for her film won't be that low
>>68848396
>How hard would it be for her to get one?
lol
>You're just being a contrarian at this point.
I'm being a contrarian for knowing that scabs don't get paid the same as union workers? Could it be that you don't know what the fuck youre talking about? A minute ago you thought she was getting $12k/$12k win/show. Maybe you should just concede and move on.
do you think conor banged rihanna?
>>68848444
No.
>>68848442
nah fuck off
she's a "celebrity" who just made 320K off her show, she'd be playing a role in a movie filled with stars, the budget would be good enough to allow her to have a contract that's as good if not better than her UFC one, without the costs and damages.
It's easy money.
Fuck off now.
>>68848270
you're fucking stupid and you're a detriment to those you care about
>>68848508
>c-list actors like JCVD and Gina Carrano
>stars
Pick one.
>the budget would be good enough to allow her to have a contract that's as good if not better than her UFC one, without the costs and damages.
Get back to me when you can prove any of that.
>Its a American sperg and southern european sperg argue and reply to each other ad infinitum episode
Every fucking thread, when was the exact moment /heem/ went to shit?
>>68848570
>shitskin
wow this is racist
>>68848616
feeling nostalgic today, pierluigi?
here, have some bang
Lesnar should be fighting Fedor at 200. UFC done goofed.
>>68848790
Fedor doesnt deserve to be in the UFC.
This new fightpass update is awesome
>Want to watch old fights on fightpass
>Had to look up prelims without spoilering myself and search for them individually
>Sometimes the articles I found did not even have all the fights
>Have to go to wikipedia anyway
>New update happens
>All prelims are just in the related videos for the main event
Fucking finally. How was that not the first thing they did?
>>68849063
haha
>>68849063
I signed up this past weekend to watch randa and then forgot about it. Your post made me sign in. Currently watching UFC Lab with Frank Mir. Pretty cool.
>>68847616
Mickey Rourke
>>68849132
All the exclusive shows they do are pretty sweet honestly. I only saw the Demian Maia ep for MMA Lab
>>68849110
Whats so funny?
>>68847720
"something else"
Lol, who did Tyson even beat? A bunch of nobodies. Most overrated boxer of all time.
Foreman, Ali, Frazier, Klitshcko, Briggs, Fury and even James Toney would toy with him.
What are the best slugfests ever, recommend me something off the SPICY BANGER list,.
>>68849208
Recently? Steve Bosse vs Sean O Connell
>>68849063
Fucking finally. I honestly emailed UFC about improvements to Fight Pass and promply left afterwards. Lack of playlists, personal favorites and other things like related videos like you mentioned are essential to a huge library like that and it fucking sucked just a few months ago. Still prob sucks, step your game up to take my money Zuffa.
>>68849255
It is way fucking better. Buy it for a month and play around with it. They do let you make custom playlists as well.
>>68847616
Conor McGregor
>>68849248
Nah, I want something old. I also watched that one. I also watched Griffin vs Bonnar
>>68849283
Wanderlei vs Rampage 2
Anyone else excited for Sanchez-Lauzon
It seems like a classic Sanchez-Melendez retro spicefest
>>68849255
As soon as Nate is full mount Conor tries to roll to give his back but Nate refuses it and put him on his back again to punch him in the face lol
>>68848444
100%
>>68849283
Both of Griffins fights with Tito are pretty good.
Scott Smith vs Pete Sell is a personal favorite of mine.
If you want a technical banger look up Jens Pulver vs Takanori Gomi
>>68849208
Updated list. Better cropping on the pic. Taking suggestions on what needs added/removed as well.
>>68849318
I am kind of sad for Sanchez. The dude is completely shot. Lauzon is showing signs of damage but hes not that bad so I think he wins it.
>>68849331
Diego Sanchez vs Gilbert Melendez
reminder
>>68849331
Whats the difference between yours and mine? Is it just the Yancy Meideros fight?
>>68849167
Nothing Mr. Australia I'm just so happy all of the time that you're promoting fightpass, please understand i'm only 19
>>68849353
That's #15 m8
>>68849361
The numbers for a few fights.
>>68849365
>plz no bully
Is Fightpass on sale? It sounds like an amazing product that will fit in nicely with my busy lifestyle.
>>68849361
Yours has two Korean Zombie vs. Leonard Garcias
>>68849381
>>68849409
Really? It has all the same fights in that case?
>>68849402
Its like 100 bucks for a year. I thkn its worth getting. Especially since the upcoming RDA fight is exclusive on fightpass
>>68849448
my sides
>>68849448
Yeah. Here's a text file if anybody wants that: http://pastebin.com/raw/nD1F6D0V
>>68849448
>title fight on fightpass
JUST
>>68849331
Fedor-Maldonaldo was spicy imo
>>68849472
Thats so banger list bro doesnt have to be around to edit it?
>>68849487
Its a good way to gain interest so it makes sense. Also raises the stakes.
First night is fight pass
next day is free TV
Last day is a PPV
>>68849511
I'm the guy who added the last half dozen fights to it the other day. Don't know where he is.
who ya got?
>>68849547
muh dick via succ
>>68849530
Mkay cheers for the help
>>68849547
Probably Van Zant. Shes stronger and more athletic and a pretty good top game wrestler. Bec is really just a pressure high pace striker and I think VanZant can push a higher pace and take her out of her element with her wrestling.
Bec is pretty big for the division though so who knows?
>>68849361
>>68849331
>>68849208
I dont remember giving any of you permission to edit the list
>>68849547
hopefully that cunt rawlings gets heem'd into a living death
>>68849574
What about the suggestions we made? Can you add them to the official list for us?
>>68847616
Klitchko
>>68849487
I'm glad Diaz got that McGoobz money, at least he will have fun with it.
RDA would just sit there, miserable. With his miserable wife.
>>68849585
Nah i dont care really lad
You guys are doing a good job
>Jonathan Dwight Jones.
>I'm cummin
>>68849611
Still it would be nice to get a uniform list just incase someone asks and one of us isnt around to post
i really liked bec rawlings when i first heard about her but now i'm sad and embarrassed she was ever my boy
>>68849656
I like her but everyone says shes a bitch on the show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf7IEVTDjng
what martial art would be most effective against a robot?
>>68849547
What is wrong with Paige's face?
>>68849671
her bff is angela magana
draw your own conclusions from that
>>68849683
The ton of makeup she has on is dragging it down.
>>68849675
lol that would freak a dog the fuck out
>>68849689
Hot?
>>68849675
Depends what kind.
The ones from Ex Machina were not that durable.
>getting stopped by strikes
>from paige vanzant
>>68849656
>now i'm sad and embarrassed she was ever my boy
why?
>>68849675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX3OBvRlAVU
>>68849703
>one day you will laugh at the clumsy looking robots, seconds before they slaughter you and your family as part of self-aware Google's plan to wipe out the human race
>>68849675
Yooooo why do people make this shit
Do they want the robots to overtake us
Really makes you think
>>68849744
she is still top QT though
>>68849675
I hope I live long enough to witness Boston Dynamics FC
>>68849675
>they can already climb stairs
Our one defence against the machines and that's already gone.
>>68849675
fuck these dumb things
>>68849869
does the UFC not like Cat or something?
>Tate
>Nunes
>Prime Ronda
and now
>Pena
give her a godamn tune up fight lol
>>68849896
>Gets bullied and knocked down
>Immediately gets back up.
>>68849896
lmao got I fuckin laughed when he pushed it down but that knockdown recovery was impressive
can someone post the "absolutely not normal" anderson pic?
thanks lads
>>68849896
Imagine a robot watching this becoming increasingly incensed until it's emotion chip malfunctions.
>>68849948
best i could do
>>68846539
>Mickey Gall
Who?
>>68850029
The guy who's fighting CM Punk
decent weekend of fights coming up
>Bellator Dynamite on Friday
>GLORY on Saturday
>Thurman-Porter on Saturday
comfy
>>68849487
It's his punishment for bitching out of his bout with mcmemer
>>68850101
His wife probably forced him to get in or she'd beat him up for not cleaning the dishes.
>>68850082
England's Brave Anthony Joshua on Saturday too
>>68849675
Also, the new Battlebots season premiers tonight.
Just throwing that out there.
>>68850138
yes, of course. his monthly bum beatdown
>>68850189
read that as battletoads and got excited for a second there
>>68846344
She should really get a point deducted for turning away from her opponent like that. She did the same thing against JJ and it's ridiculously unprofessional. You're being paid to fight; you're not some fat kid who got stuck in the wrong place at the wrong time on the playground.
>>68850395
>get a point deducted
what the fuck am i reading
she got tkod
>>68850413
She does it all the time, brainiac. I'm talking about it as a habit a la Jon Jones eye pokes.
>>68850395
>>68850413
>>68850438
I agree with Jamal here. It's unprofessional as fuck and I hate it. You're in a fight, you don't cower and turtle when you get hit for fuck's sake.
Turning your back and cowering should either be a point deduction or an immediate TKO to prevent further damage
>>68850438
Yeah but it doesn't benefit her in any way, it's worse for her really. It's not against the rules to face away from your opponent, it's just stupid. Taking a point away doesn't make any sense
>>68850029
Fucking casual. He beat Michael Jackson. Mickey is only 2-0 but is very good. He's very impressive.
>>68850463
I feel like the effect it will have on the judges' evaluation of the round is punishment enough
Running away in pain sends the message "that shot did a lot of damage"
>>68848616
That wasnt me
>>68847803
Mmmm, love a good headkick.
>>68850464
>It's not against the rules to face away from your opponent
It isn't? It's definitely against the rules in boxing, though I forget how it's worded. "Lack of aggression" or "docility" or something.
https://youtu.be/eHH3mG9uVPk?t=1h14m8s
>>68847819
I swear that's the most brain damage ever delivered in a single professional boxing match punch.
>>68850628
Otherwise Spinning attacks or getting your back taken would be illegal and thats just retarded.
Will the new UFC owners bring in new Octagon girls?
>>68850745
yves saint laurent
not bad
she fucked up her face already, the least she can do is keep it classy
>>68850693
There's a pretty obvious distinction between spinning attacks, literally escaping your opponent's grasp, and turning around and disengaging to avoid damage. None of those three distinct behaviors ever gets confused for either of the other two.
>>68850630
What am I supposed to listen to?
>>68847153
why would Rogan leave b/c of the sale? a job is a job. does he have issues with the potential management changes? has he spoken out about this or is it all just speculation?
>>68850772
So why would a hurt opponent who is trying to retreat and compose themselves be illegal? Its a part of fighting after all.
>>68850484
yes, I'm a casual because I don't know every american noname shitters from your shitty little promotions that are gonna get paid to let a 37 year old WWE 'star' kick his ass.
Sorry.
>>68850790
He's already on the fence to leave as is, he probably doesnt want to deal with new bosses, rules, hoops to jump through at this point
>>68850805
He actually did have a fight in the UFC, can't even remember which card but calm down Brazil
>>68849487
Fucking hate RDA so much.
The only fighter I hate more is Khabib and if they ever fight I don't know who I'll be rooting for.
>>68850790
Rogan was already bitching about the amount of work UFC was having him do with the videogames shit etc.
>>68850805
Yes, you are, he's been in the news since January because he has literally been handpicked to be CM Punk's opponent
You can't have been paying attention to MMA at all this year if you haven't heard of him by this point
>>68850829
Why hate on RDA?
ConorMcGregor's on fire
Nate Diaz is terrified
ConorMcGregor's on fire
Nate Diaz is terrified
ConorMcGregor's on fire
Nate Diaz is terrified
NA NA NA NA na na na na
>>68850862
I just dislike him. I don't like his fighting style and I think the guy is severely overrated because he lost when he fought the top guys of his division. Glorified, roided up can crushing motherfucker, I wanna bash his Homo Erectus face in so much.
Wish Conor had fought him instead of fighting Nate and ruining his career.
>>68850805
are you the same guy who picked "who" for most of the fights on UFC FN 89
if so you are a casual and you can go fuck yourself
>>68850829
How about you root for the one who isn't A FUCKING ISLAMO-FASCIST GOAT FUCKER.
Jesus, Spain.
>>68850463
turtling and turning your back is supposed to be an immediate tko, refs just don't enforce it all the time
>>68848246
Oh my god it's this imbecile leaf whose entire argument repertoire consists of:
1: Make a retarded claim.
2: Repeatedly hoot "(I just)/(do you remember when I) BTFO your entire argument lol"
Please just kill yourself already, stupid leaf.
>>68850848
I filter every meme news, including McGregor, Ronda, cm punk, Brock Lesnar, sage North Curt and paige van zant, or whichever fighter the bent over media is shilling down our throats. It's funny actually, even though I dont care who he fights, I still asked about cm punks opponent. Guess it's like the trainwreck thing.
>>68850921
Not an argument bud, stay mad though lol
Remember that time you got BTFO just now
>>68847305
jose aldo, anderson silva
>>68850904
Why don't you like Khabib
>>68850914
A FUCKING MUSLIM MALE
>>68850947
>tfw lmaobud is stefy
>>68850792
Because one guy constantly going "timeout timeout timeout, that one really hurt" any time they get tagged does not make for a respectable sport. Like I said, that shit is against the rules in boxing for a reason, and it's a damn good one.
>>68850929
Yeah okay lmao, stay BTFO
>>68850970
she was trying to adjust her shirt. When she got hurt to the body she turned away and Joanne jumped on her even though the fight should have been stopped
>>68850987
Are you the official BTFOer of this thread? Can I hang out with you? You seem cool and up to date with all memes.
>>68851017
I am sure am, bud, but you're well on your way since youre doing a good job of BTFO yourself lmao
>>68850914
You might have a point there.
Fuck Kebabs, lad.
>>68850955
He's a turbo Muslim who is at Conor levels of hype in terms of his fighting game and who will be exposed. Fuck his treacherous ways.
>>68850947
I wasn't part of your argument, but pointing out that you don't have any points to be made beyond accusing your adversary of being BTFO is actually pretty germane.
Food for thought: what is it you tell yourself that lets you believe your retarded behavior is just "pretend" and how many people around you actually believe it?
>>68851048
I do agree his standup leaves a lot to be desired, but nobody in the division comes close to his ground game
I can't see anyone keeping him standing long enough to expose him
>>68851067
Lol i wasnt even part of it either bud, just accept it, you got BTFO and have entered a self-fulfilling prophecy where you BTFO yourself because you like it lmao
>>68850904
you are literally retarded. everything you just said is...not even true. he blitzed the top guys in the division in the past couple years.
Kingdom discussion here
>>>/tv/71186604
>>68851109
Nobody in the company comes close to his ground game, but he will be exposed.
Believe you me, buddeh.
>>68851135
>Gets BTFO by Clay fucking Guida
>By Khabib
>By Tibau
>Stephens knocks him stiff
Sit the fuck down. He too will get exposed by the post-USADA UFC.
>>68851180
>implying RDA 2.0 isn't a different animal from back then
Are you retarded? RDA already fought in post-USADA and whooped Cerrone's ass in one minute. Every time that spain flag shows up it is always a retarded shit post, it's actually impressive.
>>68850999
I'm not sure what you're trying to say. The fight should have been stopped because she was disengaging in a "this hurts too much, I don't want to do this anymore" kind of way, but she does that shit all the time without fights beings stopped. Shit was really awkward in the JJ fight where she did it every time she got tagged and there were times where you could see how awkward JJ felt at the prospect of charging an opponent who's turned her back because of an "owie". Personally I think JJ should have just punched her stupid ass in the back of the head until the ref intervened, but Dana should really have a back room chat with her that consists of "if you ever pull that shit again, you're cut on the spot and banned for life". You're a fighter; act like one.
>>68851221
USADA didnt really kick in until the New Year
>>68851119
How can I be BTFO of an argument I wasn't a part of?
Looks like you're the one who's been BTFO, bud.
>>68851235
>muh honor
>>68849896
This guy is the first to go when the robots take over.
>>68851252
wrong. theyve been active since july 2015
>>68851221
>Cerrone
He's the most inconsistent fighter in the UFC. He either puts on a great show or lays down in the first round. Beating him isn't an accomplishment.
Who else did he beat? Benson? That guy's on Lellator now. Diaz? Nigga has 10 losses on his record and is weak as fuck compared to most fighters, just because he clowned Conor it doesn't mean shit, it says more about how weak Conor is than anything else. Pettis? Exposed, look at his last fight.
He's a fucking joke. Alvarez probably won't finish the job, but RDA will get BTFO by USADA like the rest of the roided up monkeys.
Are you by any chance a favela monkey who immigrated to the US?
>>68850904
Pfffft, as if RDA wouldn't have mashed that potato even worse than Nate did.
>>68851269
Lol, bud no pretending here, even if you werent you just defended a guy who got BTFO and BTFO yourself
Lmao this is that prophecy thing i was talking about bud
>>68851279
"active"
>>68851313
Doubtful.
>>68851303
found the 196er
>>68851279
That doesn't mean it went fully underway
They amped up the testing to a regularity at the beginning of the year
>>68851329
>Projecting this fucking much
Confirmed for Brazilcuck.
>>68850921
lol tyrone is pissed that he got BTFO
>>68851276
>>muh retardation
It has nothing to do with honor, it has to do with not forcing one fighter to lay into the unguarded back of his opponent in order to maintain his advantage. "Protect yourself at all times" isn't well-meaning advice, it's a rule.
>>68851221
>RDA is a different animal meme
lmao my friend this meme is stale
>>68851303
Nope, just a typical white American. Not surprised a spaintard is a dirty bigot tho.
Pettis isn't "exposed" RDA just took his soul. Cerrone isn't inconsistent. You are just spewing bullshit. Benson was legit, just because he took a beating from a scary much bigger dude in bellator doesn't take away from RDA heeming him. RDA whooped Diaz.
You keep talking about USADA but he already fucking fought under usada. How stupid are you?
>>68851320
he was tested 6 times from july to december. sit down retard
>>68851378
>"i havent watched his progression over the years"
found the 196er
>>68851377
Thats exactly how it works though, if it becomes a habit where a fighter just avoids the fight thats one thing
BTFO THURSDAY EDITION
>Luke Rockhold already beat Bisping
>He'll destroy Bisping just like he did last time at 199
>Khabib already beat RDA
>He'll destroy RDA just like he did last time
That's it goys. Believe the hype.
>>68851435
Holy shit that webm is gold.
>>68851389
>typical white American
Explains why you're gobbling down on brown dick, then.
>RDA just took his soul
Lmao, look at this fucking faggot who has RDA s his boy. Pettis is fucking shit, kiddo, learn to deal with it.
>Cerrone isn't inconsistent
Everyone, up to fucking Dana, agrees that he's one of the most inconsistent fighters there is.
>Benson was legit
Until he got BTFO several times, which proves he was just a meme.
>Rest is you talking about shit you don't know, like the USADA policies
Spot the 189er.
>>68851319
lol, I didn't defend anyone, bud. All I did was point out how the guy who keeps accusing everyone of being BTFO has himself been BTFO from his inception, as by proxy anyone who supports his philosophy of BTFO by mere accusation. Which means you've been BTFO, bud. lol
>>68851462
What's your original flag?
>>68851435
>mfw DC KO's Jon inside 1 round
>>68851462
>EVEN DANA AGREES WITH ME!!!
top kek, you fucking dirty euro cuck. There is nothing more to dispute, you are just talking out of your ass at this point. Its okay, RDA will keep winning and triggering you.
>>68850904
>I wanna bash his Homo Erectus face in so much.
RDA would wreck you so bad, you would end up as a plant in a wheelchair for rest of your life.
http://www.pri.org/stories/2016-06-15/gym-thailand-staffed-exclusively-transgender-men
>>68851481
Lmao, nice to see you're copying someone who doesn't get BTFO bud, you're well on your way to not BTFO yourself in the future like you are right now lol
>>68851445
Khabib owns RDA, Khabib owns 155, no cheeky memes will change that
>>68851494
I'm S-Spain, h-ha-ha. Or should I say "Ja ja"?
>>68851509
>Getting THIS BTFO and perma S H O O K
Thought so. Everyone who has a Brazilian boy is so endlessly disappointed and disappointing it's just not fun.
>>68851513
He can try me if he wants. I'm not in his faggot ass weightclass.
>>68851481
>All I did was point out how the guy who keeps accusing everyone of being BTFO has himself been BTFO from his inception, as by proxy anyone who supports his philosophy of BTFO by mere accusation.
>>68850082
Next boxing matches I'm looking forward to are Crawford-Postol and Santa Cruz-Frampton desu
YER LUKIN AT DE KING
>>68851548
The issue with Khabib is can he go 5 rounds
He can do 3 but what happens if he gasses
>>68851481
LMAO, Tyreese literally is tripping all over himself he keeps BTFO of himself in the process
>>68851409
I'm actually a Bellator 149er babe ;)
>>68851562
>being this triggered by other nationalities
Threadly reminder to bet the bank on Mickey Gall. When the prop bets pop up make a handsome bet on Gall by round 1 submission as well.
It's literally the easiest money that has ever been handed out in UFC history.
>>68851562
He could literally rape your mother and children, right in front of you, and there is nothing you could do about it.
>>68851634
>Implying Gall isn't paid to take a dive
>>68851578
Good fake natty test for /fit/. Sure 4 of the roidfags are obvious but can they spot the others?
>>68851462
>>68851494
>>68851562
Well someone got outed quick.
>>68851641
We're not all manlets like you Serbia.
>>68851578
No tattoos > tattoos
Also Tim looking a little small.
>>68851641
In all fairness, he could be over 6'.
>>68851641
>children
Lol thats quite an optimistic prediction
>>68851578
nice tats bro
>>68851634
CM Punk is a professional wrestler, most fighters in the UFC are at best amateur wrestlers. I can't see Gall having any answers to Punk's wrestling game, slick subs and dangerous knees.
>>68851641
I would shoot him
>>68851628
>Implying you're not the one triggered because I don't favour your shit boy
Wew.
>>68851641
Not everyone's a lightweight manlet like you, Serbia. Sit down, son.
>>68851676
>Being this oblivious and retarded
>>68851578
Ah man Tim shaved that dope facial hair? I wonder if he had to appear in uniform. Does he still report regularly as a guardsman or reserveman?
>>68851699
This desu, CM Punk has spent years perfecting the sleeper hold, how Gall even thinks he can escape once that's locked in is beyond me
>>68851681
>>68851689
>lanklets actually think they could survive 5 seconds against an elite fighter just because they have a few inches on him
my sides
>>68851435
Someone edit this so the guy is asking if it will play a role in getting to Jon's dick
>>68851653
There's literally no way Gall can lose, even by faking. You have no idea how terrible Punk is. There's no way they can sell it.
>>68851607
Try not to strain yourself over any complete sentences you might stumble across in this thread, okay, bud? lmao
>it's a foreign sperg coming to my country with the sole purpose of shitposting episode
thanks for the revenues, though
>>68851730
This place is going to be beyond fucking amazing when Punk fights.
>>68851718
I literally don't care if you like him or not, it's just hilarious how irrational and unjustified your hatred is. You're the faggot who got triggered out of nowhere just because RDA was mentioned. kek
>>68851732
>manlet delusions
>>68851730
>tfw Punk wins by Pepsi Plunge
But seriously guys I want you to be rich so please make sure to bet the farm on Gall.
>>68851778
>a literal midget is the same as being average height
>lanklet is a pro fighter
need a better example m8
>>68847991
BTFO
B
T
F
O
THUG ROSE
H
U
G
R
O
S
E
I have decided to retire young. Thanks for all the (You)'s. /heem/ ya's later.
>>68851743
You mean the cheese, fucktard.
>>68851770
>Hatred
Strong word. He's a fighter I don't hespeck or hank. You're the only one who's riled up here.
>>68851807
manlets are literal midgets to normal sized people
>>68851819
Here's one more for the road, my friend.
>>68851738
This is that self-fulfilling prophecy I was talking about
Where BTFO of yourself is the most preferred route
Like the man who works the docks, you have become utterly obsessed
Like the man who works the docks this little routine has become a test
To see whether or not you can learn from being BTFO again and again
It is obvious I have utterly slaughtered you like a farm-raised hen
>>68851826
dont be mad bro
>>68851826
You literally said "Fucking hate RDA so much" in response to a pic of RDA being posted. And then continued being triggered when being confronted about your silly emotions. Pretty embarrassing desu
>>68851732
Good to see there are actually smart americans..
>>68851885
Thank you.
>>68851862
Pero I'm not furioso.
>>68851875
>Playing non sequitur
Kys, lad.
>>68851885
You should also kys, lad.
>>68851718
>being this triggered by portuguese lineage cucking you all over again
wew spain, just wew
>>68851857
>being this BTFO by a sentence with multiple clauses
lmao, bud
>>68851907
that was me you fuckin goof
Holy shit Brock was the GOAT desu hermanos. He could play possum like a motherfucker. He would change up his style completely for fights. In one he wrestles,in others he strikes, in the Carwin fight he played possum. He knew Shane didn't have the best gas tank and lured Shane into using all of his energy making him easy pickings for Brock. It's like what Maia did to Matt Brown and Hamill did to Jones. I wonder what he will do for Mark Hunt.
>>68851907
>He insults your entire country
>"Thank you"
Lmao, what a cuck.
>>68851921
>Implying I have a single drop of Iberian moor blood in me
Delusional af.
>>68851942
Name?
>>68851911
you clearly don't even know what non-sequitur means, but I am not surprised
try not to get so triggered in the future m8, it'll be less embarrassing
>>68851921
No matter how many times you claim to not be following your prophecy of being BTFO
You will continue to stumble into the grasps of our God-King himself and do nothing but shout, shout, and shout, "I've been BTFO!!!"
>>68851977
meme magic
>>68851964
>"I've been BTFO!!!"
lmao speak for yourself bud
>>68851977
>>68851956
You're shook as fuck, lad.
Try to sit down for a bit, you'll come to.
>>68851977
>>68852000
DC win confirmed
>>68851977
what a shit thread.
>>68852018
>projecting this hard
>tfw
>>68851992
Tyreese
You've been shred to but one piece
And while you yell "oh no stop BTFO me lmaobud!!!"
I slip in a haymaker that sends your head to the canvas with a thud
Lmao, bud
>>68851950
melanie benavidez
>there are guys itt that in mid summer get mad over RDA in a chinese cartoon imageboard
geez what wrong with you people
>>68852036
Be the Jon Jones you want to see on this world
>>68852099
it's not mid summer, it's early summer
mid summer will be UFC Fight Night: RodrÃguez vs. Caceres
>>68852089
thanks paco
>>68852052
>Pretending you know what projecting means
No wonder you're an RDA buff, you're as much of a half-wit as he is.
>>68852136
Lmao 3rd grade tier insult, bud
>>68852136
lmao @ your life
What did he mean by this?
>>68852203
how can you do this, you cannot do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9ahEdPvuZw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xupyJ5OG9VI
>>68852181
>I really really like women
>>68851977
>>68852152
>>68852162
SHOOK
>tfw we have to wait for tryon woodley to fight for the belt before wonderboy gets a shot
makes zero sense senpai
>>68852285
>hey guys look im clean haha PLEASE BELIEVE ME
>>68847980
Free money alert
>>68852271
am i a weirdo if i don't hope but just think about the idea of woodley getting selfheemed in training so we have wonderpedo stepping up in short notice to fight blood orc? karate guy is always in shape and he didn't get hurt against autismo
pls mma gods
Who /PLAY CLEAN/ here?
>>68852217
I didn't even post that what the fuck
>>68852296
>This shook af faggot still replying
Look at this goof.
>>68852338
a fucking faggot is what u are
Chad Memedes tested positive for GHRP-6 (Growth Hormone Releasing Peptide 6)
>>68852360
no, u
>>68852203
the fuck
>>68852342
>mfw reporting The Chris,Luke,Masvidal (all ATT is roiders confirmed),Robbery Lawler and Faber
>>68852357
You seem upset
People are shitting on the MacDonald and 'Wonderboy' fight. Listen, if you're shitting on that fight, fucking stop. Stop watching fights and go watch something else you fucking weirdos. If you didn't like that fight, there is something mentally wrong with you and you don't know a fucking thing about fighting. People were saying it's boring, that 'Wonderboy' is boring; you are a fucking moron. Take your money and go watch, I don't even know where to take your money and spend it. You're a fucking idiot
Check out those odds
Notice something :^)
>>68849547
>Dat smug PVZ
kek
>>68852476
No u.
If you wanna see upset + stupid (which you pretty much are yourself), see >>68852522
>>68852526
DUDE
WEED
LMAO
>>68852542
Lol, that's a quote from Dana you fucking goofball!!!!
>Nunes is going to beat Tate
How much do the casinos pay you
>>68850921
>>68850947
>>68851067
>>68851119
>>68851269
>>68851319
>>68851481
>>68851607
>>68851738
>>68851857
>>68851921
>>68851964
>>68851992
>>68852068
this is such a late stoppage that I fear we may never see Tyreese in non-BTFO form ever again
>>68852522
I was very glad to realize this wasn't just copypaste of Dana's comments about MM-Benavidez 1
>>68852522
hi Dana
>>68852598
>>68852598
Exactly :^)
Jesus Christ, I'm honestly amazed by how stupid you can be. Who else are your boys besides RDA? Who's the other meathead you love?
>>68852705
I'd be upset if I were BTFO too
Thankfully I'm not not!
>>68852342
>>68852430
lol I wonder what would happen if you just called in and said hey I want to remain anonymous but I've literally seen Luke Rockhold use steroids
would they go and immediately test him?
>>68852705
dude, you are arguing with like 5 different people and don't even realize it. top kek. I just got back from playing with my dog and you are still triggered and arguing with someone you think is me.
>>68852526
why is rampage fighting ishhi
>>68852739
>I just got back from playing with my dog and you are still triggered and arguing with someone you think is me.
I fuckin love it when this happens its the best feeling
>>68852285
>>68852315
hes really good at angles
>>68852726
>>68852739
>Being this shook
Wew.
>>68852748
Because Bellator
>>68850904
>I don't like his fighting style
You don't like well-rounded and technical aggression? Fuck you.
>>68852738
no idea, vocaroo it
does it even matter with a guy like him who has passed 5+ of their meme tests?
>>68852397
I wonder who is stupid enough to think he can afford that ped
he used a tainted supplement
>>68852793
>WELL-ROUNDED
KEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>68852818
He's a jiu jitsu guy who learned how to strike and wrestle so yeah
You might not be cut out for this shit
>>68852784
Mad
>>68852829
Keep sucking that Brazilian dick, lad.
I'm sure you monkey cunts will get back on track one day, but it ain't gonna be any time soon.
>>68852841
S H O O K
>>68852818
>RDA isn't well rounded
>>68852829
Has Brexit happened yet
>>68852859
It's not about him being Brazilian, those are just his skills. There's not a lot of subjectivity here.
>>68852868
>Has Brexit happened yet
It's literally more rigged than Fedor's fight. I'll literally commit suicide on camera tonight if there's an exit.
>>68852859
Shook
all REAL fight fans reply to this post. You only qualify if you have stayed up all night to watch MMA at least once.
>>68852919
who /rizin/ here
>>68852919
>once
haha, yeah, just once! I do have a life, I couldn't do it all the time.
>>68852919
>once
>>68847687
Pretty Boy Floyd>>>Money Floyd
Does anyone have that picture of dom shirtless with his doggo?
>>68852919
reporting in
>>68852868
>>68852881
>>68852900
Why are you all so shook by me?
Fresh bread lads
>>68853020
>>68853020
>>68853020
Fill this thread up to 500 posts first tho ;^)
>>68853035
i like you :^)
>>68853042
>posting it now
>>68853067
Don't go tsundere on me now, fucker. Don't you dare.
>>68852946
Fighting is my life m8.
>>68852974
It's the first test on the road to being a true fight fan, if they haven't done it once you can instantly discount them, if they have, it warrants further discussion.
>>68852919
>at least once
I do it on a weekly basis (or how often the UFC is on).
RDA is a can. but he definitely is well-rounded. he's not a specialist in anything besides steroids.
he sucks equally at every aspect of the sport but it compiles together enough to be a champ.
well-rounded = RDA/cerrone/cain /DC = cumulative skill
specialist = wonderboy / brock lesnar / mark hunt / ryan hall
(Rare)very high level skill that are equally well rounded are like jon jones / GSP / alistair / stipe / weidman
>>68853204
It's not the only criteria you giant poofter.
>>68849916
>Implying Cat won't fuck Pena's shit up
>>68853332
well she'd better or her career is pretty well fucked lol
>>68852301
What an embarrassment. Kinda feel bad for Werdum desu. What a disgraceful way to lose your first title defense, in front of your home crowd to boot
who should nick diaz fight on his return?
Lads how often do these UFC unfiltered podcasts release? I was just listening to Dana's yesterday and now they already have one up with CM Punk?
How is it?
>>68853399
They're planning on 2 a week I believe. The Rock is also on the CM Punk one.
>>68853399
Every Tuesday and Thursday
>>68853564
>>68853672
That's far more frequent than I'd expect. Thanks lads, I thought it'd be more once a month or something.
How have they manage to get The Rock on there? Might have a listen
>>68853399
>MFW I remember that actually happened.
Quick poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10566667
Are they ever going to give my man a honest, real shot at the middleweight title?? Seeing as how Yoel was obviously on roids!
>>68857382
Machida is absolutely done, as a fan I'm sad
Dead thread heemsleepy
Robin Black is too high energy for me
>>68853220
Jiu jitsu
>>68853220
And no you're a fucking goof retard he has very good Muay Thai too and has developed some solid wrestling
Will the next thread be any better?
>listen to the fighter and the kid
>it's a bryan being a liberal shit while brendan pretends he knows what he's saying episode
>>68853399
Pretty bad, it's clear they won't say anything negative about the UFC. also
>two episodes in
>2 mandrama wrestlers
>0 fighters
trash
Thomas Almeida > Brad Pickett
Brad Pickett > Vaughan Lee
Vaughan Lee > Norifumi Yamamoto
Norifumi Yamamoto > Jadamba Narantungalag
Jadamba Narantungalag > Akihiro Gono
Akihiro Gono > Gegard Mousasi
Gegard Mousasi > Rameau Thierry Sokoudjou
Rameau Thierry Sokoudjou > Matt Hamill
Matt Hamill > Jon Jones
>>68866952
Carlos Condit? gross
>>68867373
It's the Elliot Rodgers look
>>68846642
I want to caress those hip bones
>>68849356
i love when people repost my heemium content
