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Schaub is God
first for GSP. Also this is way too early.
Great OP, OP
Is this the official thread?
>>68853020
Upcoming events:
6/24: Bellator 157 - Jackson vs Ishii
6/25: GLORY 31 - Roosmalen vs Sittichai
7/2: ONE FC: Dynasty of Champions - Jadambaa vs Kelly
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 - Murata vs Kohori
7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez
7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Ferguson vs Chiesa
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Bellator 159 - Caldwell vs Taimanglo
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Pettis vs Oliveira
9/3: UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
Previous thread: >>68846539
News:
>Paige fights /heem/'s collective antigirl at UFC on Fox 21
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/paige-vanzant-returns-vs-bec-rawlings-at-ufc-on-fox-21-in-vancouver
>Covington is going for da belt
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ufc-fight-night-89-winner-colby-covington-i-promise-you-i-will-get-the-welterweight-title
>Michael Chandler defends Sage
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/23/11970560/michael-chandler-criticisms-of-sage-northcutt-unfair-stem-from
good OP man
>>68853020
Nick really needs to heem himself. I'm not joking about that. Also
>Bruce Lee
>Mike Tyson
>>68853106
>please pay attention to me!!!!!!!!!
>>68853106
thank you for you're service
Important question /heem/:
Should I buy beer or weed today?
>>68853161
canadian whiskey
>>68853106
I'm not a fan of your work, but that format looks a lot better.
>>68853020
Upcoming events:
6/24: Bellator 157 - Jackson vs Ishii
6/25: GLORY 31 - Roosmalen vs Sittichai
7/2: ONE FC: Dynasty of Champions - Jadambaa vs Kelly
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 - Murata vs Kohori
7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez
7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Ferguson vs Chiesa
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Bellator 159 - Caldwell vs Taimanglo
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Pettis vs Oliveira
9/3: UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
Previous thread: >>68846539 → #
News:
>Paige fights /heem/'s collective antigirl at UFC on Fox 21
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/paige-vanzant-returns-vs-bec-rawlings-at-ufc-on-fox-21-in-vancouver
>Covington is going for da belt
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ufc-fight-night-89-winner-colby-covington-i-promise-you-i-will-get-the-welterweight-title
>Michael Chandler defends Sage and his dad
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/23/11970560/michael-chandler-criticisms-of-sage-northcutt-unfair-stem-from
>>68853192
The other guy was right when he said it was better with dashes instead of parentheses
>>68853194
Umm you left out a brace event two months out you fucking idiot.
Lmao what a goof
>>68853179
What's a good, cheap Canadian whiskey?
>>68853020
Where do I finish an application to join the goof troop? Can I fight Nick the tooth for his spot?
>>68853020
Oops! Looks like you forgot the helpful news and links!
Don't worry friend, I've got you covered
Upcoming events:
6/24: Bellator 157 - Jackson vs Ishii
6/25: GLORY 31 - Roosmalen vs Sittichai
7/2: ONE FC: Dynasty of Champions - Jadambaa vs Kelly
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 - Murata vs Kohori
7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez
7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Ferguson vs Chiesa
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Bellator 159 - Caldwell vs Taimanglo
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Pettis vs Oliveira
9/3: UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
Previous thread: >>68853020
News:
>Paige fights /heem/'s collective antigirl at UFC on Fox 21
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/vanzant-returns-vs-bec-rawlings-at-ufc-on-fox-in-bc
>Covington is going for da belt
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ufc-fight-night-winner-colby-covington-i-promise-i-will-get-the-welterweight-title
>Michael Chandler defends Sage and his dad
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/23/160/michael-chandler-criticisms-of-sage-northcutt-unfair-stem-from
>>68853264
Wiser's Small Batch
Crown Royal Black
Forty Creek if you like a woody aftertaste
Despite all my rage /heem/ has 2 threads on the front page
>>68853328
Haha epic
What's your reddit account so I can up vote you?
>You know what, sometimes its hard, sometimes you feel like you can't do it. Sometimes you get beat up, that's just the way life is. But also, sometimes all the hard work pays off, all the grinding and the hard work pays off, and that moment right after you swallow and lick your lips, it makes it all worth it.
UFC just released this photo!
>>68853161
fresh pastries from your local bakery
>You know what Ariel, everybody is saying the same thing, everybody is saying that I've got Jon's belt right now.
>But guess what Ariel, Jon's got my dick right now, and I'm going to take that too
>No matter how bad things get, eventually the sun is going to shine. Rumble's got a heavy ass dick, he smacked me around with it a little bit, but if you just keep at it, eventually good things happen to decent people. For a person who is set on that dick, good things will happen. Everyone deals with adversity, it's how you bounce back from it.
-D.C.
>>68853161
Beer
>>68853469
why isnt cormier as jacked as this anymore
>>68853578
so ugly
>when he's showin off his dick again and you're so angry you have to turn away
BELLATOR DYNAMITE 2 FREE FIGHTS
Rampage vs wanderlei silva 3
http://youtu.be/HC3h8fXfCHk
Rampage vs Joey Beltran
http://youtu.be/qmbYwva11lE
Heem 1 free fight
War machine vs Jared Rollins
http://youtu.be/K_e0MAH5Y6c
>>68853020
How old are you
how is jim norton hosting a ufc podcast yet he has no idea who tony ferguson is?
Heavy hands made a UFC 100 fight companion. They plan to keep doing them for old events. Could be fun.
https://heavyhandspodcast.bandcamp.com/releases
>>68853706
24 ;)
>Listen, when he tells you to be careful, it's because he's got dynamite in his pants, trust me
>>68853733
Fuck off wyman
>>68853739
Delet
>>68853797
I prefer Dr. Wyman.
>>68853782
lmfao kid. congrats on meme of the night. heres ur 50k
>>68853731
Because he has a major radio station platform and he appeals to the everyday working man slob.
But what would I know? I just put two eight by fours in the back of the truck and head off with my lunch pail.
>>68853760
It would be less pathetic if you were underage desu
Schaub is finished
>>68853890
How the fuck do you even do this? >>68852203
>>68853873
Your disaaproval is crushing my soul ;^)
>>68853873
>please hold my hand and give me news big strong man because im too stupid to use twitter!!!!!
kek
kek
KEK
>>68853910
Just like yours does to me bb
/heem/ poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10566667
How long until mods /heem/ this thread
>>68853931
Sorry buddy, no judgement intended on my part. Just b urself :p
>Boxing
Sugar Ray Robinson
>Kickboxing
Buakaw Banchamek
>Jiu Jitsu
Alexandre Ribeiro
>Judo
Yasuhiro Yamashita
>MMA
Georges St. Pierre
>Muay Thai
Samart Payakaroon
>Sumo
Asashoryu Akinori
>Wrestling - Freestyle
Buvaisar Saitiev
>Wrestling - Greco Roman
Alexander Karelian
>F-Frankie will win because Aldo got USDAd lol
Where were you when you discarded this meme opinion?
![hi-res-463822a3836b29cbacf7f2c94f441fe9_crop_north[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uXMQwK4.jpg "hi-res-463822a3836b29cbacf7f2c94f441fe9 crop north[1]")
>>68853995
No difference at all
>>68853995
Frankie will win because he's hungry.
Schaub is ducking Richard Piano
>>68854042
No difference at lighting and pump at all
>>68854042
most of the time it's really the best method to compare two totally random pictures of a fighters body to find out whether or not he's using
>>68853986
>kickboxing
>buakaw
Fuck outta here!
>>68853106
Unlike the autists, I actually appreciate your work. Thank you.
Have a Grasso.
>>68854091
Open to suggestions. No heavyweight memes.
>>68853161
Kilbeggan. Thank me later.
>>68853986
>Jiu Jitsu
>Alexandre Ribeiro
>>68854042
>implying fight shape Aldo being slightly more ripped than mid-camp, pre weight cut, post IV ban Aldo means he's rousing
L E L
E
L
>>68854119
kickboxing is ernesto hoost
>>68854119
Petrosyan
>>68854136
It's either him or Marcello.
>>68853505
Rich Bless god dammit
Wanna know whats funnier than Bork in a tree?
Bork in a gi
>>68854162
I was gonna say it's Marcello
>>68854138
Roiding*
>>68854054
Frankie won't win cause he shits the bed in big fights, also the universe hates him so he has bad luck
>>68854138
Gonna need to rewrite that in English, bud
>>68854161
Buakaw beat better people desu.
>>68854176
>never skip synthol day
Please proofread your posts before submitting the,
>>68854159
No heavyweight memes.
>>68854054
This. My boy's getting the win july 9th
>>68854202
kys goof
>>68854255
kek so only lightweights are good?
>>68853658
godamn fucking pedo was probably feeling amazing during this picture
>>68854159
hes a meme
>>68854258
Gr8 meme friend
>>68854294
No, but the talent pool is higher at the average.
>I wish they'd let me over there so I could spit on your fucking dick
>young man you have to get in closer to the dick: let me show you how i got jon's dick.
>>68854138
hello paco
>tfw Frankie heems Aldo, Mcgregor, Holloway, Cruz
Truly the GOAT
>>68854327
ok but buakaw should be under the muay thai category if anything
>>68854328
>if i wanna make jon cum 100 times then im gonna make jon cum 100 times.
>>68854361
He never even won at Lumpinee. He competed under kickboxing rules for most of his career or at least at the highest points of it.
>>68854324
Thanks lad
>>68853624
well this will be when we see VanZant knock the fuck out
>sometimes you'll fall backwards, and then you gotta scramble forward to get back to the dick
>>68854385
this
theres a reason he doesnt fight against thai's, or at least versus yodsanklai
I WANT THE EASIEST FIGHT IN THE DIVISION
I WANT GERTRUDE MEREZ
>"They said, 'Daniel, what do you want?," I said 'I want the easiest dick in the division. I want to suck off Ryan Bader.' Just give me that nut right now, Bader...... The fuck outta here Ryan, this my nut now.."
>>68854398
Damn, never seen this angle. That was a pretty significant hit.
>>68854417
>when you tired of waiting for that jon dick.
>I love hand cream
What did he mean by this?
>>68854492
>sometimes you get beat up by that dick, that's the way this game is, but at the end of the day, I've still got this belt and there's nobody that can suck better than me right now
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/23/12015964/report-chad-mendes-popped-growth-hormone-usada-drug-test-mma
>take HGH
>still a manlet
Lol
>>68853704
Based
Thank you
Never seen war machine vs Rollins before
Add it to the spicy bangers list
>>68853986
>Alexandre Ribeiro
I think you meant Saulo m8
>>68854617
WHEN
>>68854617
>tainted facial cream
bet you cunts that he claims this
>>68854517
>Dominick "The Masturbator" Cruz
>>68854617
JUST
>>68854617
newsflash dummy the peptide he popped for is so unavailable and unaffordable I guarantee you he didnt take that but instead a tainted supplement caused it
As a pro athlete you need to take anything they helps and is allowed, but the designers add a little juice to amplify the effect. This is very a common problem
>>68854656
Yeah, but if he were willingly trying to cheat he would probably educate himself and use something that actually works. All the dudes at TAM seem like they would use anti aging cream and cosmetic shit cause they're all either fags or old
>>68854750
>as a pro athlete you
I'm not a pro athlete, I'm a fighter
>>68854750
How much do you bench?
Remember that time fluke rockwho was the champ?
>>68854793
BASED
>>68854805
every fucking time
>>68854806
No, I blinked.
Renember that time gsp said "don't blink," then proceeded to lay and pray for 25 minutes?
>>68854876
this is exactly why WW is better without him
threadly heeminder
>>68854876
I remember when GSP failed to have an entertaining fight for about 5 years straights
>>68854906
I remember GSP being so great no challenger was good enough to even get close to beating him four about 5 years straight.
>>68854987
Too bad this is called the Ultimate Fighting Championship not the Ultimate Hugging Championship
Fuck Georges
>>68855040
the goal is to neutralize your opponent, GSPs challengers couldn't even make it a fight.
GSP is the Wladimir Klitshcko of MMA
>>68854904
wtf bru I just woke up I haven't even peaked yet
IMPORTANT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10567268
>>68854819
>>68853106
thanks!
>>68855205
>>68855269
>fake tits
>fake muscles
Why am I not surprised.
>>68855291
they left humanity behind
>>68855269
Sara is actually hot
>>68855184
lads
>>68854904
filtered
>>68855269
>here we see the early, primitive stages of transhumanism. as homo sapiens attempt to become more machine than man
SPOILER ALERT
>Fuck! This guy's dick has got tattoos all over it!
>>68855585
What's that in pesos?
Redpill me on Michael Goldberg
>>68855755
Goldberg is the GOAT
>>68855722
>soon to be 24 having lost 2 title fights with no division to switch to
>>68855841
>2 title fights
>>68855840
>back on the sauce
If you're not hype for bellator tomorrow you're not a real fight fan.
>>68856173
This.
>>68856175
This
>>68856036
after she beats karolina and loses to claudia
>>68853704
hope this rampage shows up tomorrow
>>68856198
Heem yourself my man.
Fucking casuals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaJVwDzSyP0
lads when can i get in on one of these?
>>68856036
Pic related you, LOL
>>68856264
We'll probably do one tomorrow night for Bellator Dynamite 2 if you wanna hop in.
>>68856264
Do you have teamspeak?
>>68856323
>>68856322
Are girls allowed?
>>68856436
Yeah the teamspeak IP is ts41.gameservers.com:9185
>>68856542
Thanks. I haven't convinced my doctor yet so I still sound like a guy.
reminder that 64% of heem are casuals
they spend all their time here spamming memes because they can't understand actual discussion about the sport
http://www.strawpoll.me/10567268/r
>>68856614
Get a dog bro
>>68856614
Bellator is god awful. I'll probably watch a replay of the Rampage fight though.
>>68855585
Shit nigger. Wish you hadnt posted that. The coaches challenge is the best part.
What did he mean by this?
https://youtu.be/YS_Y2jVrgaE
>>68856799
He actually did it
How much of an advantage would a FW with a 79.5in reach have? I'm coming for McGrooger.
>>68853675
Why did DC turn his back?
>>68856799
Nice job m8
Why was the last thread so much better than this one
>>68856799
Schaub is ducking everyone 2bh
Would she pass a USADA test?
>>68856973
good op
>>68857029
Thank you.
>>68857009
she would eat USADA when they walk through the door
>>68856650
Yeah haha bellator is so bad haha
I only watch UFC, did you see that wonderboy vs Rory fight?
Wow fight of the year
Here's some webms of chidi njokuani's brutal finish last week on bellator. If someone would upload that would fb cool I'm on me phone.
http://webm.land/media/tmp/0011e716-b06a-4d52-a99a-0e85076e89fa.webm
http://webm.land/media/tmp/31c5900a-6d26-4e89-b5bb-8b7ee4c8a09e.webm
http://webm.land/media/tmp/754d8f13-9042-4347-8a2c-eec99e9e9026.webm
>>68856279
Schaub is one of those guys that hit himself in the ears with his gi so he gets cauliflower because he thinks it makes him look tough, isn't he?
The fact that he retired and didn't get his ears fixed lends to that theory
>>68857163
>>68857181
There is no need to be upset
>>68857177
Man, you really took that personally lol. I've watched Rory-Wonderboy 3 times btw.
>>68857145
RONDA KILLER
>>68857185
Seems like it.
Also
>getting slugged enough that you get cauliflower ears
Not even once.
>>68857218
Upload those webms and I'll forgive you.
>>68857232
she could poo right in my mouth haha if u kno what i mean
>get back home
>30°C
fucking kill me lads
>>68857218
I haven't even watched it on TV yet, I can't fucking wait honestly. I've still only seen it in person
>>68855382
she really isn't
>friendly reminder that the teamspeak app costs like 3€ and I'm not paying for that shit, a move to discord would be preferable
>>68857277
Speak American you goof.
>>68857315
>3€
can't you deposit cans or panhandle for an hour?
>>68857315
Umm it's free on your computer mate, why would you even buy it/use it on mobile?
>>68857335
Human body temperature – (1/6)*(human body temperature – T water starts freezing)
>>68857281
Sure you did bud
>>68857388
I'm against buying things that I can get for free
>>68857390
So that if I'm coming back home at night and heemspeak is on I can chat shit on my way home
>>68853782
meme of the century
JON LOL
HAHAHHAHAHAHA SUCC
JON SUCK JON JON JON SUCC SUCC SUCC
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
LOLOLOLHAHAHAH
>>68857445
What's your obsession with Canada?
And what is that picture supposed to prove?
>>68857009
Dern's body is built for _____
>>68857467
Eh it's like $1.99 in usd, I think you can afford $2 if you pay for fightpass.
>>68857529
He idolizes adan
At the age of 24 years old
>>68857519
I don't get it
>>68857563
ofc I can afford it
it's the principle m8
>>68857445
>>68857529
I actually did go to the event with my dad lol
>>68857575
What a pathetic manchild lmao
>>68857578
He is mad he didn't make the OP
>>68857586
you and your principles, augustus.
get a couple buddies to chip in and have a good time
>>68857601
Pics?
>>68857586
So then just buy it and chat shit on Heemspeak from mobile if that's what u wanna do.
I have the same principle.
Therefore I use a cracked fightpass account and only use teamspeak on my computer.
>>68857619
nah man it's bs
there's no reason that app ought to be pay only
others provide the same service for free
>>68857674
throw yourself into the tiber m8
>>68857673
or we could switch to Discord
>>68857700
We could but no one likes change.
I went to the discord last time u suggested it and no one was on it m8.
Everyone likes teamspeak, just chalk up the $2.
Hell I'll send you $1 on paypal to help pay for it if you want.
who /wish the ufc was still with spike/ here
>>68857768
>I'll send you $1 on paypal
lol cuck
>>68857775
Nah I like bellator and glad they switched from MTV to bellator.
Too many casuals teens watching on MTV.
>>68857672
I don't have the good pictures, they are on my dad's SLR camera and he doesn't go home and upload pics on a Sunday night, he's old dude.
I've only got shitty pictures on my phone. Here's one of the model's ass who would take people's phones and take pictures of you meeting Chris Weidman. The dude up above is a local DJ who actually played fucking awesome music, I don't know what drugs he was on though
>"As for "Wonderboy," he might have another knockout on his resume but it was another performance that leaves me wondering what's going to happen when he meets a guy who has brutal brutal? I mean, I could see a Johnny Hendricks jumping in and knocking Thompson's chin into the fourth row before he even realized he still had his hands at his sides, Anderson Silva-style."
MMAmania's post-UFC 165 analysis on Stephen Thompson
>dat Hendricks prediction
>>68857768
>just chalk up the $2.
I'll think about it
>>68857849
>t. discord
>>68857672
And here's a pic of the ring from our seats
>>68857849
That image is cool for discord, but we don't even use any of those things.
Who is ddos'ing ppl on teamspeak?
I'm don for whatever m8, but teamspeak has been working for everyone. You don't even have to make an account and get e-mails when losers send you a friend request. You just download the program and talk.
But if not paying $2 is a huge deal to you we can switch over and give it a try.
It is what it is, you know?
>>68857672
>>68857910
Lmao
Autist obsessed with Canada = btfo
Get a hobby kid
>>68857994
I would use heemspeak if it had text chat, I think moving to discord would be a good idea
>>68858079
It does have text chat you retard.
>>68858125
Really
>>68858056
lol yeah BTFO'd him good
did you see that model though? god was she ever hot
lmao hey bud remember when you got BTFO lmao stay rekt idiot
>>68855269
gonna bust a nut to this
Ariel looks different
are there no friends or enemies left?
>>68853704
Nice
Beltran got fugged up by rampage, hope the same rampage shows up and heems ishii like that
>>68858805
He's being poisoned
>>68858805
that zilch makes marc raimondi look big
how will the a successful BREXIT affect the mma landscape? will conor have to stay in his turf hovel?
>>68858972
what is this brexit bullshit?
>>68859020
Britain leaving the EU
Greece has already done it
>>68859020
BRITAIN is voting to restore the monarchy i think. so they are EXITING the caliphate, hence BREXIT.
>>68859061
Never mind, Greece hasn't
I thought they did
Bellator weigh-ins are official get your picks in for
Bellator Dynamite 2 Weigh-in Results:
Satoshi Ishii (222.8) vs. Quinton Jackson (224.9)
Michael Chandler (154.7) vs. Patricky Freire (155)
Matt Mitrione (255.9) vs. Carl Seumanutafa (254.7)
Ilima-Lei Macfarlane (126) vs. Rebecca Ruth (124.9)
Isao Kobayashi (145.2) vs. Justin Lawrence (145.4)
Lee Burns (253.8) vs. Byron Stevens (263.7)
Jordan Dowdy (170) vs. Guilherme Vasconcelos (169.4)
Rashard Lovelace (144.9) vs. Garrett Mueller (145.9)
Kevin Engel (170.7) vs. Chel Erwin-Davis (170.6)
Jordan Howard (139.6) vs. Justin Robbins (135.4)
Joaquin Buckley (172.3) vs. Chris Heatherly (179.6)
Katy Collins (126) vs. Michelle Pearce (129.9)
Jason Christeson (185.6) vs. Dewayne Diggs (185.1)
Mike Estus (177) vs. Steven Mann (170.6)
Tyler Claussen (169.7) vs. Brad Jones (167.3)
Ashley Cummins (109) vs. Nikki Smith (110)
Bellator Kickboxing Weigh-in Results:
Joe Schilling (185) vs. Hisaki Kato (184.9)
Raymond Daniels (170.5) vs. Stefano Bruno (171)
Keri Anne Taylor-Melendez (120) vs. Sarah Howell (120)
Kevin Ross (145) vs. Justin Houghton (145.6)
Denise Kielholtz (124.1) vs. Gloria Peritore (122)
If each UFC weightclass had its own slogan or motto, what would it be?
>>68858972
don't worry there is literally zero chance of it happening i will kill myself on camera for heem if it does you can cap this
>>68859129
Heavyweight: just flip a coin
What /heem/ related death would affect you the most?
>>68859203
any of them, you weirdo
>>68859203
if one of the two autists that keep having thread wars died it would make me happy
>>68859203
My own.
>>68859203
None of them you weirdo
>>68859129
lightweight
>be careful
just finished listening to the whole heemspeak 1. were there others that i can listen to? im really enjoying this
Why doesn't rampage ever get hit with big shots?
I've only ever seen him take knees from prime roided wanderlei, why is this?
>>68859418
thank you.
>tfw Leave is actually going to win
LADS IM CRYING RIGHT NOW
>>68859418
Nah not yet. You can even be apart of one if you tune into a popular Heemspeak.
What was your favorite part of Heemspeak 1?
>>68859484
Really? last time i checked poll you where getting cucked
>>68859484
see:
>>68859133
There is LITERALLY zero chance of it happening.
>>68859110
Wasn't the rampage vs ishii fight supposed to be at 205?
>>68859420
Rampage has fantastic head movement and blocks VERY well with his arms.
>>68859584
Its literallly happening though lad
>>68859484
https://youtu.be/-lpf-OXnkok
How long until American states follow Britain's example? TEXIT!
>>68859522
all of it. just really comfy.
>>68859522
a-alistar overeem geneticully modified to fuck your girlfriend
>>68859829
>>68859834
Yeah, you guys should've been there for 189, 193, and 199.
You wanna talk about comfy.
196 was pretty fun as well.
>>68859711
Well, they tried that once.....Once
How come both Rockhold and Wediman are suddenly terrible now?
Did you guys know Kenny florian does battlebots?
Which one of you is this
https://youtu.be/7GJ363Zh1m0
anyone have any experience with creeping thistle weeds?
details: they're huge and there's about a thousand of them
Reminder
>>68853106
thank you and op is a faggot
>>68860097
That's me bro, you got something up say you beta pussy?
>>68860357
Get in my guard beta
I'll grind you out to a controversial 48-47 decision you little bitch
>>68860399
Yeah I'm sure you will.
*rolls eyes*
JON JONES!
DID YOU NOT SAY THAT YOU WANTED ME TO SUCK YOUR DICK?
DID YOU NOT JUST SAY OUTSIDE THAT YOU WANTED ME TO GET DOWN ON MY KNEES AND SUCK YOUR DICK?
>>68860448
>implying I wouldn't
You'll learn the meaning of a grind when we're laying on top of each other kid
My guard will teach you a whole new meaning of the word
*unzips eyes*
Who else watching battle bots?
>>68860577
Is Kenny commentating?
>>68860645
Yes
why doesnt mark hunt throw head kicks? can the fat cunt not get his 150lb leg up that high?
whats the deal with steroids
i understand the benefits of it, but fighters can get ahead without it, if you can afford not to then don't
>>68859420
Wand hit him with a monster right hand too
does paige vanzant have the worst boxing defense in the UFC?
>>68860577
what is this 1999?
heem will be a better place once the DC sucking meme ends
>>68860995
>heem will be a better place once the Schaub meme ends
ftfy ;^)
who rose here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB8JVeGE7t4
>>68860995
I hope soon we will see the end of memes.
>>68861125
It's only going to get worse in the post UFC 200 era
>>68860858
flexibility and opponent height.
see sean jordan versus derrick lewis
>>68861144
I hope your prediction does not come true
I barely made it through Peak Meme '15 (UFC 189 to UFC 196)
>>68861125
>>68861187
unfortunately the UFC's very existence makes memes come out of thin air
tough times ahead of us my kangaroo friend
>>68859683
good band la
>>68860926
Rowdy Ronda Rousey
>>68860064
Why aren't Battlebots events ever shown in the OP?
>>68861403
Explain battlebots to me please
>>68861444
small robots fight to the death
>>68861498
Is it fightan or battle cars?
>>68861444
perving on engineering students and also silly robot fights
>>68861517
Some of the robots have saws, some have hammers, etc... There are also hazards in the arena. There are weight classes.
Guys when the cord to my phone charger rubs against my nipple it feels good.
>tfw gonna beat the brakes off some average bloke in front of my boi Donald Cerrone in my mma debut
>>68861676
heem yourself
>>68859203
someone young, and nice
like sage
or JDS because he's so stupid
>>68859203
My boy Don Frye is pretty run down lately and might heem himself any day now. Feels bad man
>>68858659
to which one ?
>>68861841
don isn't going to bitch out, he's still in his last fight, no time limit, and he is holding off liquor like a champ, he has a liver like his chin
>>68861841
no he's not, he's doing that youtube thing
[spoiler]heart attack imminent[/spoiler]
>>68861841
Will be a sad day
WE'RE ENGLAND AND /HEEM/ WE'RE ENGLAND AND /HEEM/
FUCK OFF /ASP/
WE'RE ENGLAND AND /HEEM/
>>68859203
Mark Hunt.
>>68862231
fucking gross
>>68862428
kys
>>68862487
Do you have issues with a poll about Donald Cerrone?
>>68862511
become a mass shooting victim, senpai
>>68862511
take a long walk on a short pier
>>68862529
>>68862557
>all this hate for Donald Cerrone
What did he ever do to you?
>>68854418
>theres a reason he doesnt fight against thai's
so why is that ?
Is there anyone in the lightweight division who can beat Khabib?
>>68860859
go kill some palestinian kids
>>68862679
Anyone who can keep the fight standing, not sure who that would be though
Khabib's standup is shit
WHAT THE FUCK DOES HEEM MEAN
>>68862742
unironically him
>>68862742
HERE
EVERYONE
ENJOYS
MEMES
>>68862742
help europe, exterminate muslims
IIIT'S... TIIIIIIIIIME!
>>68862835
CM Punk is gonna get the dog shit beat outta him.
Post underrated upcoming fights:
Jake Matthews vs Kevin Lee
Mousasi vs Santos
>>68862835
Don't know why they didn't just shove him on 202
I'm not seeing him as big enough of a draw to majorly contribute to a card, but he'd boost the numbers a bit on an already established card like 202 since Goobs is on there
>>68862864
Probably.
It's be hilarious if he gets the better of him through the jitz.
>>68862883
Ponzinibbio vs Cummings
>>68862883
Dillashaw/Raphael Assuncao
>>68862883
Joe Duffy vs Mitch Clarke
Alan Jouban vs Belal Muhammad
>>68862835
Based. I hated CM Punk. I mean he wasn't like Brock. Wasn't an athlete at all. Never played football,basketball,baseball,even soccer. Never did a fucking thing. Spent all his time reading comics. Now he writes them. Pic related. It's the comic he wrote. But I get it now. CM Punk doesn't need to be in the UFC. He could be at home chilling out. Hanging out with his wife who is pretty cute. But he's in the UFC preparing to fight. Doesn't matter if he isn't a natural athlete. What matters is his fighting spirit. This is a man who wants to live. Like a warrior would. Respect.
>>68862965
>What matters is his fighting spirit. This is a man who wants to live. Like a warrior would. Respect.
>Skips the regional show circuit and doesn't fight for two years after saying he would
>>68854084
>j-just lighting and pump
>the fucking state of bulgaria
>>68861042
Schaubposting will literally outlive you, you will spend your whole life surrounded by Schaubposting and will never escape it. Schaub bless your bum life yeh
>>68862979
>regional show
>3 thousand max
>no impact
>no training
>UFC card
>15 thousand at least
>huge impact
>huge coverage
>gets to train
>generate lots of money and interest
Not only is he cool but very smart too.
lads
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/23/12014340/ufc-ceo-lorenzo-fertitta-just-got-new-job-for-500k-per-year-not-mma
>>68863140
IT IS ALL OVER
![101788183-AP487058431637.1910x1000[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MX4a5lp.jpg "101788183-AP487058431637.1910x1000[1]")
>>68863140
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
>>68863140
THE TIME IS NOW
wow some of you actually do get your mma news from heem
that is pathetic
>>68863472
Just the idiots that don't know how to use twitter
>>68863140
I don't understand what I've just read.
>>68863490
Lorenzo Friedchicken is done
>>68863472
>>68863483
>p-p-p-p-please notice me adan
>P-P-PLEASE ADAN PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME
>being this empty since Mcgregor's fall
>to need him so bad to lit the inner fire and being able to enjoy this meme sport and life itself once again
Is Conar going full econo-estrategeem this time? I sure hope so. He's gonna outclass Nate so bad. This nightmare will be over soon.
>>68863599
>p-p-please remember me as a shitposter!!!!
>A-A-ADAN GIVE ME A LITTLE BOOSTER
>>68863609
He's going to lose to Nate again, drop back to featherweight, and lose to Edgar
>>68863140
>>68863490
Red Rock is owned by Station Casinos - the company that Frank and Lorenzo own. Lorenzo was already vice president and on the board of directors of Red Rock, he has now agreed to take on an additional role at Red Rock. People think that him taking on a new role is a sign that he's selling the UFC, but since he's already heavily involved in the Red Rock company, maybe not as big of a sign as one would think.
>>68863650
Not that guy but thanks senpai a lam. Not hating but MMA media sucks in general. I remember Fedor making a post on Facebook. He posted a smiley face. Then a ton of website started saying it meant he was coming back.
chris
ilir latifi
weidman
sean strickland
>>68862883
Brendan Schaub vs Rich Piana
Barberena
>>68859683
She really needs a pair of tits
polo reyes
>>68864115
Yeah like Sara Piana's tits
BISPING DID IT
BREXIT
Mike Gainor
jon
going to post this and see what happens tomorrow
Upcoming events:
6/24: Bellator 157 - Jackson vs Ishii
6/25: GLORY 31 - Roosmalen vs Sittichai
7/2: ONE FC: Dynasty of Champions - Jadambaa vs Kelly
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 - Murata vs Kohori
7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez
7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Ferguson vs Chiesa
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Bellator 159 - Caldwell vs Taimanglo
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Pettis vs Oliveira
9/3: UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
Previous thread: >>68853020
News:
>Lorenzo got a new job
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/23/12014340/ufc-ceo-lorenzo-fertitta-just-got-new-job-for-500k-per-year-not-mma
>Glover out of UFC on Fox 20
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/23/12021944/glover-teixeira-out-of-ufc-on-fox-20
>Bermudez-Jason slated for UFC FN 92
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/dennis-bermudez-vs-rony-jason-slated-for-ufc-fight-night-92-in-utah
Britain just uncucked itself
So is Bisping king of the free world now?
Did wanderlei ever look normal? Why is his face like that and what did he look like before?
>>68864024
This punch is how Conor can knock out Nate, but in the first fight he didn't get close enough when he threw it, it just kept grazing and hitting just at the end of his reach.
The problem most midgets have when they fight taller guys is they don't get close enough, but ironically, they makes them get hit. You can see how Roop is going for the same hook counter that Nate was going for, but because Swanson is closer, he ducks under. McGregor was further back when he was throwing and so got hit a bunch of times with that counter hook.
>>68864331
he wasn't?
>>68864449
brits just left eu
NEW VIDEO!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDv6ZF2_6_c
>>68853020
What a faggot shitcunt, OP.
>>68864292
Why is Glover out?
No opponent?
>>68864470
yup
>>68864466
lol twitter too hard to navigate?
>>68864470
I suppose
Sucks that he spent a lot of money on that camp and got nothing in return
>>68864502
Hahahaha you are bigger faggot than I even imagined.
>tfw you pianapost so much that you actually unironically like Rich Piana
>>68864470
Johnson ducked.
>>68864470
pretty weak card now 2bh
>>68864540
confirmed for dummy that can't navigate twitter lol
>>68864627
Who wouldn't like him? He's a lovable jokester with real life experience in the cage.
is anthony pettis still the wheaties kid
>>68864698
Do you sit down to piss too, fucboi?
>>68859133
>>68859584
get your camera ready boyo
>>68864803
Sitting down to pee is objectively healthier and more efficient for the urinary tract and bladder
>>68864786
hes the shredded wheat kid now
>>68864824
>people like this can vote, and for hillary
>Bisping becomes champ with a KO
>UK leaves european soviet union
britbongs are on a roll
If anyone in the lhw division isnt scheduled they ducked Glover and need to heem themselves.
Aldo
>>68865051
impressive desu
>>68865051
They are doing it
>>68865307
>linking the results
BASED BISPING
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHBoUlsBV9S/
>>68864459
thanks for the heads up
been waiting too fucking long for a new video
>>68862892
Vastly underestimating mandrama fans
Punk was bigger in the outside world than Lesnar was pre UFC
>>68865535
Maybe, I don't really know honestly but what I can tell you is that Punk is not going to be anywhere near the draw Lesnar was
There's no chance he co-mains 203 or anything of the like, I just don't see that many people paying to watch him specifically fight for the first time
>>68865077
They should have put Gus in to fight Glover in a #1 contenders fight.
>>68865596
He doesn't have to co-main to get buys
when Punk left he was their second biggest star, i think the buyrate will be huge
>>68865535
Yeah, but everyone's expecting him to be shit. He's small, skinnyfat, shit in training.
Seeing the 280lb beast incarnate attempt MMA was a spectacle you couldn't miss.
>>68865655
and the mandrama fans will buy to see him get his ass kicked for leaving them
>>68865590
That sucks.
>>68865638
Maybe, the co-main thing was more a question of his star power considering Brock is waltzing in and being the co-main of 200, but you're right in that it's not really necessary for buys.
I just don't see him being that big of a draw, Brock is a freak athlete. Punk might have been a big star but he's been dark for so long. We'll see I guess
On another note, I either completely missed or somehow forgot Overeem/Miocic was confirmed. That should be fun desu
What did he mean by this?
>>68865900
Based
>>68865900
That he's an idiotic athlete who should keep his mouth shut on matters he knows nothing of
>>68865952
What happened to Luis Suarez ear? Did someone bite it?
>>68865900
L.A. and Ireland's own Mickey Bisping everybody!
>>68865952
Based Schauby
>>68865952
>>68866027
Schaub bless
>>68866024
Kimbo was likely literally dead when Matt sent that, but "Get healthy my guy" lmao
>>68866032
Rich bless
>>68866087
one day you may
Richard Bless
>>68866102
>>68866122
Whatever it takes god dammit!
Remember when Ngannou was the hot new meme?
>>68866102
one day you may inject synthol
Watching the new Piana vlog
be back in a bit
#PianoPlayers #RichBastards and 5%ers get the fuck in here. Fuck Big Brown Shit. Brendan Slob sucks fucking dick.
>closeted homo
>lies all the time
>"Yeah men and Dana are cool man"
>Dana
>"I've only talked to Brenda Scab twice in my entire life"
>Onnit Shill
Rich Bless
>>68866220
Rich bless god dammit
So because of the Brexit, Brit fighters like Bisbing will have a harder time fighting overseas, IE in the states, will they have to strip him of his title if he cant defend?
if you come in here and post the same pictures everyday you have autism and are my friend because i have autism too i was vaccinated and i live under chem trails
>>68866486
Bisping lives in California.
>>68866486
Why? has the world suddenly forgot how to do international business?
>>68866502
pretty much
thanks Britain
>>68853020
everyone in this picture needs a swift kick in the nuts
>>68866220
>being this mad
Schaub bless your dumpster soul yeh
>>68866717
Nick and Dana I get but why Sera?
>>68857388
How is it possible for young teenage girls to be THAT fucking ugly? Like, their faces make me seethe with anger they're just so god damned ugly. I want their heads fastened to the edge of railway tracks so the next passing train cleans the front of their skulls of that filth. I mean, they're at the age when girls are practically guaranteed by simple biology to be cute for at least this one miniscule portion of their lives, and there they are, putrid as the fattest, homeliest dependapotamus. This is simplest and most visceral proof that there is no god.
>>68859584
>(You)
real fightfan hours
>>68866902
you say that, but there are no fights on...
>>68866902
sleepy /heem/ hours
>>68866745
he's friends with nick and dana
>>68853890
are those tits natty?
>>68866032
Schaub bless my friend
https://mobile.twitter.com/marcgoddard_uk
https://mobile.twitter.com/danhardymma
Lol
>the UK actually did it
>for absolutely no fucking reason
>we're all going to be fucked now
fuck lads
>>68867266
>>68867603
I aint europoor so i have 2 questions
1. Someone explain what happened while being as unbiased as possible
2. Will this affect the commonwealth in any way?
whats up with the tooth's skin
>>68867761
hepatitis
>>68867694
The UK held a popular vote to determine whether or not it is the will of the people to leave the EU or not.
The "leave" side won.
What this means is that, around 2 and a half years from now, the UK will exit the EU.
In the next two years the UK will attempt to renegotiate trade / other agreements with the rest of the EU. Being in the EU allows its members easy trade and free circulation of people.
I'm not an economist, but everyone who is seems to think this is a calamity for everyone involved.
It's a big risk to take for the UK, and I suspect not a very calculated one by its people, probably greatly inflamed by anti-immigration rhetoric despite the UKs lack of any real immigration problem (esp when compared to other European countries).
Hopefully things will work themselves out.
>>68867797
Huh ok then.
>>68867790
I think he just might be olive skinned
>>68867838
Isnt he greek?
>>68867853
really? whats his surname
>>68867866
Sotiropoulos
>>68867866
Donti
>>68867866
Gullo so probably Italian
>>68867882
>tfw your boy used to be good then turned shit
>>68867853
>>68867882
apparently his full name is Nicolo Gullo, so I guess hes italian
>>68867266
Goddard is punk ass bitch nigga
>>68867957
>talking shit about my refbando
>>68867266
look at these shills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c--yJVBWpuY
> He's also a black belt in taekwondo, practiced judo and wrestling as a kid. He now trains in mixed martial arts (which explains his new friendship with Donald Cerrone!).
You know Macs whole schtick of being a wannabe bad ass who actually is terrible at fighting seems like a joke on tapout bros.
>>68868057
what a sucker punch, a combat ready mac wouldve karate'd his ass
>>68867266
Would've guessed Goddard was a pro brexit guy. No longer my boy.
I still can't tell if BIsping's post was pro or anti.
>tfw didn't realize Stefan Molyneux was on the Joe Rogan Experience 3 times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTRY7pUdENw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFxU5veg0Cw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xq_ZYB8rew
>>68865900
Bisping will forever be my boy
>>68868302
>his boy is ducking the entire top five of his division
Lmao
>>68868323
>getting your chin deleted by someone on a two week camp
So much cock
>>68868256
Who's that?
>>68868387
Libertarian Podcast maker
>>68868399
>Libertarian
Not an argument
>>68868387
1 dollar
>>68868407
I am not sure what you mean.
Isnt he a Libertarian or am I wrong? If I am I apologize.
>>68867266
Couple more reactions
https://twitter.com/Pendred
https://twitter.com/TomKongWatson
>>68868334
>Deleted
It should be noted that bisping didn't throw his usual pillowfist with that one, he has power when he wants. But rockwho also didnt have a grand chin to begin with.
>>68868624
This rockhold has an average chin not glass but not unheemable.
But Bisping has power when he wants. He just always used to have a more light on his feet pressure based kickboxing style which worked with his massive cardio advantage. Now that hes a bit older and losing the cardio hes sitting down on his punchs more and developed a nasty left hook. Always nice to see fighters evolve to stay relevant.
>>68868670
Chael vs. rockhold when?
>>68867266
dan hardy is no longer my boy
>>68868695
That's a terrible matchup for Chael. Rockhold would pretzel him.
>>68868695
For what purpose? And why reply to me with that?
>>68868727
Meant to type a relevant reply, forgot about it, locked/unlocked my phone and typed in what I was thinking in what I thought as a blank post form
Excuse my autism
>>68853020
nice bruce lee jacket
>>68864109
It's Piano. Rich Piano.
>>68864115
Her body is beyond reproach; it's her face that's unfortunate.
![11-4-2015-9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/38ZgtdF.jpg "11-4-2015-9[1]")
