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>>68853020
bjpenn.com
artem
succ
one day you may inject synthol
fuck schaub
>>68868759
APOLOGIZE
>>68868759
dead meme general?
>>68868805
pretty much
>>68868796
>you now remember the ngannou threads a couple months ago
>you now remember that ngannou posting is dead
piana posting is almost over lads, get it while you can
>>68868823
i was wondering what happened to the /ngannou/ general, i liked that place
>>68868837
australians are unironically one of the only non shitposters on heem
>>68868836
>>68868823
don't worry lads, niggannou is fighting this summer against some literal who without a wikipedia page
btw, who should nick diaz fight on his return? just think about it, every possible marketable opponent is already scheduled
and nobody would pay to see him against lelfort, right?
>>68868805
where have all the dead memes gone
>>68868836
it will be back when he fights again, its difficult to keep memeing Ngannou as we don't get a lot of fresh OC from him unlike Schaub.
t. the guy who started the Ngannou era
>>68868805
stake erry day
getting gassed and choked out erry day
who /hype/ for lellator?
>>68868810
The God himself
schaub=shit
>>68868877
>trailer park fights
>>68868888
>dem quints
schaub blessed this thread, thank you based schaub.
reminder to love the holy schaub every day.
>>68868888
>Schaub
>Quads
Based
>>68868888
quads don't lie
>>68868911
>schaub fan
>cant count
makes sense
>>68868877
Ruth is pretty bad ass actually. She has been mostly crushing cans so I am curious to see how she does in lellator
>>68868921
kek
tru f am
anything interesting happening before 200 FN 90?
>>68868941
saus on pic?
>>68868949
lyanna stark
>>68868921
please don't bully on the internet ok
>>68868888
blessed
All this talk of "rich bless" is great and everything but I think you guys are forgetting to say your Chael Mary's
Go in peace of Piana
Threadly reminder not to visit /heem/ unless there's a fight on
who /khabib/ here
>>68868805
I miss these memes
>>68869065
why did he have to get fat lads ;_;
>>68868995
he is too serious now, we need the less serious more joking kebab back
Any FANZANTS on this morning?
>>68869259
shes a solid prospect and a good athlete but needs time to develop. I will wait and see how good she can be
How you mother fuckers doing today/tonight?
>>68869278
she needs a real boxing coach
>>68868759
Upcoming events:
6/24: Bellator 157 - Jackson vs Ishii
6/25: GLORY 31 - Roosmalen vs Sittichai
7/2: ONE FC: Dynasty of Champions - Jadambaa vs Kelly
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 - Murata vs Kohori
7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez
7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Ferguson vs Chiesa
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Bellator 159 - Caldwell vs Taimanglo
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Pettis vs Oliveira
9/3: UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
Previous thread: >>68853020
News:
>Lorenzo got a new job
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/23/12014340/ufc-ceo-lorenzo-fertitta-just-got-new-job-for-500k-per-year-not-mma
>Glover out of UFC on Fox 20
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/23/12021944/glover-teixeira-out-of-ufc-on-fox-20
>Bermudez-Jason slated for UFC FN 92
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/dennis-bermudez-vs-rony-jason-slated-for-ufc-fight-night-92-in-utah
the op is my favorite meme
Upcoming events:
6/24: Bellator 157 - Jackson vs Ishii
6/25: GLORY 31 - Roosmalen vs Sittichai
7/2: ONE FC: Dynasty of Champions - Jadambaa vs Kelly
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 - Murata vs Kohori
7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez
7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Ferguson vs Chiesa
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Bellator 159 - Caldwell vs Taimanglo
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Pettis vs Oliveira
9/3: UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
Previous thread: >>68853020
News:
>Lorenzo got a new job
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/23/12014340/ufc-ceo-lorenzo-fertitta-just-got-new-job-for-500k-per-year-not-mma
>Glover out of UFC on Fox 20
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/23/12021944/glover-teixeira-out-of-ufc-on-fox-20
>Bermudez-Jason slated for UFC FN 92
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/dennis-bermudez-vs-rony-jason-slated-for-ufc-fight-night-92-in-utah
haha PREVIOUS THREAD LOL HAHAHAHA
AND NEWS
HAHAHHA LOL
Upcoming events:
6/24: Bellator 157 - Jackson vs Ishii
6/25: GLORY 31 - Roosmalen vs Sittichai
7/2: ONE FC: Dynasty of Champions - Jadambaa vs Kelly
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 - Murata vs Kohori
7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez
7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Ferguson vs Chiesa
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Bellator 159 - Caldwell vs Taimanglo
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Pettis vs Oliveira
9/3: UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
Previous thread: >>68853020
News:
>Lorenzo got a new job
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/23/12014340/ufc-ceo-lorenzo-fertitta-just-got-new-job-for-500k-per-year-not-mma
>Glover out of UFC on Fox 20
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/23/12021944/glover-teixeira-out-of-ufc-on-fox-20
>Bermudez-Jason slated for UFC FN 92
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/dennis-bermudez-vs-rony-jason-slated-for-ufc-fight-night-92-in-utah
previous thread
>>68869065
The Michael Venom Page of boxing
NEWS HAHAHAAHAHA
3 NEWS A DAY LOLOLOLOLOLOLAHAHHAAAAHAHHA
MINIMUM MEENMIMUM HAHA
>>68869323
this gave me PTSD
>>68869368
>lorenzo still a wageslave
IMPORTANT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10574697
previous thread lads
previous thread is a funny meme
>>68869351
>>68869360
>>68869368
>>68869378
>>68869389
>>68869436
>>68869455
>>68869465
fuck off with this stupid meme or i will heem you
>>68869483
previous thread is easily the best meme /heem/ has ever seen
Post matchups you want to see
>Cerrone vs Matt Brown
>Sean Strickland vs Bryan Barberena
>Polo Reyes vs some who
>>68868796
Breh..look at this doode
>>68869541
Cerrone vs Condit would be fun.
the previous thread
>>68869541
ceronne brown
>>68869553
life aint fair
>>68869590
>Implying 90% of people don't even bother typing DJ's name and just type "Mighty Mouse MMA" or "DJ MMA"
>>68869632
>That's how Trends even works
>>68869632
>implying anyone searches for DJ at all
>>68869590
didnt know that our own Dom Cruise was that popular
Whos the gayest fighter boys?
>>68869656
Donald "Gay Cowboy" Cerrone
>>68869667
http://youtu.be/l_sNUQlPl9A
Yes, how long until fights please?
will my man ever retain his old status
>>68869770
Date and Time: Friday, June 24 (prelims begin at 7:30 p.m. ET and main card starts at 9 p.m. ET)
TV: Spike
>>68869770
2 weeks
>>68869753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9IfSOxqC2I
>>68869351
bellator times here
(prelims begin at 7:30 p.m. ET and main card starts at 9 p.m. ET)
>>68869667
Definite power bottom.
>>68869830
The prelims are at 6:30 pm et on bellator.spike.com/live and the main card is at 8 pm et on spike tv you goof.
How did you get an hour behind?
>>68869946
Bro prelims are at 6:30 and the main card is at 8.
Bellator kickboxing is immediately after.
Stop spreading misinformation zuffa shills.
>>68868759
BELLATOR 157 TIMES:
PRELIMS (bellator.spike.com/live) - 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST
MAIN CARD (Spike TV) - 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST
>>68869975
bellator's website says the same
>klitschko-fury 2 postponed
JUST
>>68870003
>boxing
What did you expect, anon?
>>68870018
not like MMA is any better when it comes to injuries
>>68870038
True, but you don't see top MMA fighters refuse to fight each other for years because they want more money or because they want the fight to happen at 160 pounds instead of 165 pounds
>>68870076
>or because they want the fight to happen at 160 pounds instead of 165 pounds
>>68870076
I think that's more on the promoters protecting their fighters/investments. Plus, it's 100x easier to make millions in boxing fighting bums. So why not do it?
>>68870111
>implying its not Ronda running scared
>>68869998
You should add boxing cards to the upcoming events schedule.
For example Thurman vs porter this Saturday @9 on cbs
>>68870003
Fury the fat cunt prolly stacked it when he was pissed or something.
>>68870162
What does it matter? Any high school wrestler would embarass both of them
>>68870146
It's practical from a fighter's perspective, but that doesn't make it something the fans should encourage
>>68870162
I'll consider it
I don't usually watch boxing events, but I wouldn't mind giving it a try
Why is Londt not fighting Verhoeven at Glory 31 in Amsterdam? Londt won contender tourney and was meant to fight next Rico next.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mfKbwQ6qnM
>>68870236
Would be good for weekends when there's not UFC on.
Gives us fight fans something else to watch/discuss.
>>68870268
would like to see that desu, throwback to the early ufc days
>>68869189
Be careful.
>>68870346
I'd like to see some BJJ black belt go in there acting like a noob and then choke the shit out of him
>>68870236
This is /heem/ general, not /mma/ general.
We come here for heems of all varieties, and there are plenty of heems in boxing.
You do kickboxing, why not boxing as well?
>>68870267
I think I know now, they are gonna have Verhoeven and Badr Hari square off at event and announce they are fighting. If that happen they are screwing Londt, he just won two fights in one night to earn title shot.
>>68869793
>le big truck country man
>getting destroyed by a child diddler
>ever coming back
>>68870398
Good point. This is more of a combat sports general not just MMA general
>>68870160
That was the point I was making, yeah.
>>68870003
Wouldn't be surprised if Fury is just bullshitting tbqhwy
>>68869321
Based Costello. Morning Aussiebro
Bellator says that ot starts in 10 hours. Does that mean the prelims start in 10 hours or is that the main card?
>>68870531
Prelims in 7 bongs 50 bings
Main card in 9 bongs 20 bings
>>68870543
ah damn I should go to bed soon then...is anyone worth watching on the prelims?
WHO /5%/ HERE
>>68870395
When will Italy exit?
WHO /PREVIOUS THREAD/ HERE
MY OH ME DO I LOVE IT
>>68870560
No big names
Main card is stacked as far as Bellator goes, though
>Boxing
Sugar Ray Robinson
>Jiu Jitsu
Marcello Garcia
>Judo
Yasuhiro Yamashita
>Kickboxing
Buakaw Banchamek
>MMA
Georges St. Pierre
>Muay Thai
Samart Payakaroon
>Sumo
Asashoryu Akinori
>Wrestling - Freestyle
Buvaisar Saitiev
>Wrestling - Greco Roman
Alexander Karelian
>>68868995
>>68869065
>MUSLIMS
LOL
>Ernesto Hoost is good
>Lost to Bob Sapp TWICE
So these Fight Companion things, it's standard in them for all of the guys (Rogan, Edgy Brah, Schaub) to shit on Callen's opinions before a fight and after the fight was over Callen's predictions were correct.
Right?
>>68870609
I think Buakaw is one of the best ever, but not the best.
Thoughts on this woman's fight career?
>>68870683
hes a meme
>>68870715
TUF will probably heem her career with fans.
She comes off as such an aggro cunt
>>68870701
bryan callen is retarded and so is brandon schewb
>>68868877
Ruth is only 37. Good fucking lord.
>>68870715
If Chuckie L is anything to go by, it's gonna take a negro to put this bitch down.
>>68870715
Best WSW out there atm, is actually very skilled in muay thai
Will easily beat Claudia if she can defend Claudia's takedowns
TUF made her look like a cunt though
>>68870574
Who did this
>>68870715
I still love her.
>>68870715
Have we ever seen her fiancée?
>>68870701
Yes, but the worse is Schaub, on the fighter and the kid podcast before Conor vs Nate, he was getting angry at Callen, because Callen was saying Nate was gonna win.
>>68870713
Open to suggestions. No heavyweight memes.
Are we meeming this yet ?
>>68870609
>>MMA
>Georges St. Pierre
this isn't a GOAT list, surely?
>>68870793
last time I checked he was natty
>>68870783
It pisses me off how they write off anything he has to say "because you've never fought, bro" as if that matters.
>>68870797
Surely is good friend. Open to suggestions. No heavyweight memes.
>>68868866
>>68868877
>>68868888
>>68868899
checked
wtf is this memery
Good morning /heem/
Just woke up to the news the UK took a step toward uncuckness.
Bad news ia your young people voted to stay in EU.
How did Bisping vote?
>schaubposting is back
>>68870715
she can bang, but has shitty arrogant personality and is ugly as sin
>>68870831
American in UK here
Was in London for 5 days and I didn't see a single non-faggot male <30 years old
Tbh I think they have a worse millennial problem than we do
>>68870831
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHBoUlsBV9S/
absolute madman
>>68869054
No longer dank but still satisfying
>>68870841
we talking bout JJ or JBJ?
>>68870845
Stop going to gay clubs then, you bender
>>68870868
How did she get HIM?
>>68870845
Why the fuck would you go to England for your summer vacation?
>>68870881
I saw some ads for London pride event either this week or just today
Glad I got out of dodge
>>68870908
chav sluts
>Brock Lesnar beats Hunt
>CM Punk beats Gall
>The Rock debuts in the UFC and beats Stipe/Alistair
UFC confirmed worst than mandrama.
>>68870845
That worries me. We are running out of potential overlords to rule us down here, m8.
>>68870851
Kek I dont like him that much but he knows how to triggered normies .
Why did the UFC not want Hendricks to be champ? Has anybody else ever been robbed in two title fights?
>>68870908
Scenery, pub culture, muh ancestral homeland
>>68870894
>>68870868
I thought Travolta's son died of autism?
>>68870791
Its really hard to name just one. It depends how you judge it. Do you weigh it more to their pure technical skill or their resume and length of career. Someone like Petro is more over-skilled but Buakaw has the better resume and career.
I like the heavyweights from K-1 golden era. There was whole generation of them that were phenomenal and were like rock, paper, scissors to each other and have so many great fights.
>>68869590
dancing with the stars is bigger than ufc m8
>>68869054
>the 17 steaks a day meme
based brock eating 17 steaks a day to get Bigg TM
>>68870921
He became boring as fuck with his crotch hugging technique. I'm sure the UFC is glad Wonderboy meme'd Hendricks.
Also this brexit left wing butthurt is pretty sweet, good job britbongs.
>>68870950
Every one of those GOATs is disputable to varying degrees. I have Petro second, but Buakaw fought better competition imo.
Again, no heavyweight memes.
>>68870982
Hednricks was pretty fun at the point of the GSP fight
also I voted remain mainly because of the economic reasons as well as the main argument for leave being immigration which isn't nearly as bad as /pol/ will have you think in the UK
who /previous thread/
BEST MEME HAHAHAHAH
>>68869752
High-level memeing
>>68870567
What a basic-ass chili. Make it yourself you lazy cunt. Stop sending your shekels to the piano man.
anyone else hyped for caceres vs rodriguez?
Is Cerrone better at WW than LW
It seems like it to me
>>68870966
17 steaks/day = DIVERTICULITIS
>>68871135
don't get fooled by a pasthisprime washed up cote
he has to fight nick diaz to avenge his loss against nayt, which unironically would be one of the few fights that makes sense for nick
it's a loser leaves town fight
>>68869752
Frank Mir really let himself go
>>68871121
Seems like an easy win for Yair
One win over a low ranked skelly while you've still lost 3 of your last 5 fights shouldn't get you a spot in a main event
>>68871135
nah he beat up a couple of unranked goofs
>>68871135
Hard to tell, it could be Cote at WW being that shit. I didnt expect him to rocked like that. I though he would just get beat up and accumulate alot of damage, then get subbed or something.
>>68869323
and a real haircut
>>68871138
>thug rose will never peg you while reciting the lord's prayer
kill me now senpai
>>68871197
Address?
Jon Jones! Get dat dick ready boy!
Who /previous thread/ here?
anyone /previous thread/ here?
Hey
>>68871288
She looks like a bulldog
like this post if you a real /previous thread/ nigga
>>68868877
>>68868877
YOU CANT REPEAT LIKE THIS
ITS UNNATURAL AND LEADS TO HEEEMATOMA
>>68871364
Go on finish your sentence buddeh
>>68871367
Will Mackenzie ever be in the UFC?
>>68871390
If she does well enough in other promotions, I imagine the UFC would want her
She could add some spice to the UFC's WBW division
I bet she could sub Randa
>>68871390
nope, she's too busy with me being in her
>>68871423
She's the best female jitz practitioner in the world, I'm honestly surprised that she didn't get signed by them immediately. WBW is fucking bereft of talent compared to WSW.
>>68869495
fking blackie chan over here
>>68871467
miesha vs mackenzie is the male fans attraction fight to make
>>68871467
how much money has she made competing
how much is legacy paying her to get punched in the face lol
It's pretty crazy if you think about it. Schaub posting,Nigganou posting,succ Jon posting,Sage Posting, Rogan posting, Conor Irish shit posting, Tom Cruise posting, Steak and Artem posting and any other kind of posting where blown the fuck out and drowned by what? A fucking Youtube bodybuilder.....I mean he isn't even an MMA fighter and he's the new GOAT meme.Really makes you think.
>>68871467
I think she is a Flyweight, could become the face of the division if UFC go ahead and make it
how do I achieve this mode
>>68868797
Lebron James would've been un-fucking-real at MMA if he'd devoted his time to doing it instead of balling.
He's had like no serious injuries in 13 years
>>68871551
trt, a bunch of competition illegal substances, working out, and being old as fuck
look at those old man tits
>>68871551
DMT, did you know it's the most amazing substance in the world, and your body produces it?
>>68871547
She's the 60kg JJ champ, which is 3 pounds below the WBW limit
>>68871551
growth hormone and anabolic steroids
>>68871551
50 kettlebell swings every morning, 20 minutes on the treadmill with an oxygen mask on, 5 scoops of ONNIT and alphabrain in your coffee, 1 hour recovery in your isolation tank.
>>68871578
Aren't JJ tournament weigh-ins same day? I thought they were like judo and pretty much immediately before the first match.
>>68871551
Take 4 doses of Schaubs spunk daily
Fucking hell the Bellator 157/Dynamite 2 is a clusterfuck. Kickboxing is my first love and I want it to be more popular. But the way Bellator is putting it together is terrible. They are just gonna expose american audience to shit tier fighters in horrible format.
>>68871154
>nick vs cowboy
nick is huge now though
Could it be?
/heem/ seems to be split right now.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10574697
Could Maia beat Thompson?
I might put a cheeky tenner on it if that fight happened
>>68871935
I wish this fight would happen so that demian would die in the cage and I'd be spared more of his boring-ass fights.
>>68871951
Thompson seems to get pressed up against or near the cage in most of his fights, I think Maia would be able to get the takedown from there
If Maia got Thompson on the ground, he would do the same thing he's done to everyone else
Thompson also has more of a chance than others to beat Maia in his footwork, reach, and ability to control the distance
It's a fascinating matchup imo
Striker vs Grappler at a whole new level
>>68871935
Still neck and neck
Sound off if any of you lads are /previous thread/
>>68871970
Thompson would obliterate him t,bh
>>68871740
What's the state of kickboxing today? The only guy I ever hear about is Holzken.
>>68871951
fuck that fight I wanted to see Lawler vs Thomson back when Hendricks was finished
Woodley is riding a freak accident win over Condit and some shitty decision, on top of being 1 year out of competition. This guy shouldn't have been promised a title shot, his Rory loss is more recent than Wonderboy's loss to Matt Brown.
John Kavanaugh has some interesting videos on his insta today, including a clip with Master Touchbutt
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHCxyzxgJ4J/?taken-by=coach_kavanagh
>>68871951
>demian would die in the cage
weirdo
>>68872146
Schaub said McGregor dumped Ido. What a retard.
https://soundcloud.com/siriusxmrush/ufc-middleweight-champ-michael-bisping-vs-nick-diaz
Here's what I find interstign about this. Nate was on UFC Tonight after beating conor and they asked about Nick, and Nate's like "he only wants big fights." And Bisping says "Yeah well I know a top tanked middle weight looking for a fight" (or something like that) and Nate just said to the effect of "like I said, he wants that big money fight" in other words making it seem like Nick wouldnt be interested in fighting Mike. But according to Bisping inthis interview, it was Nick that approached him. And wtf is this shit about a catchweight. Why would a MW champ cut to 178? I know what Nick is thinking, he's thinking "Well they won't give me an immediate title shot, but maybe they'll give me Mike if it's not for the title."
I don't see it happening UNLESS Mike gets scheduled to fight weidman/rockhold/jacare and one of them bitches out and Nick gets offered to fight as a replacement.
>AND NEW...
>TYRON "THE CHOSEN ONE WOODLEY"
>yfw
>>68872237
yeah I wanted this fight badly, but bisping kept winning so now it will never happen
nick/bisping would be so much fun
>>68872237
I can't see it happening either
I think he wants the Lawler or GSP MUNNEY FITE, but he's probably only going to be given someone near the bottom of the top 10
What's Nate saying at the :33 mark? It's sounds like "Hey and I'm not on fucking ________"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqUIdJhjZZk
Hola Cage Fighting Connoisseurs
>>68872139
Let's be honest. Woodley is just a gimme fight for Lawler.
Everyone knows it.
>>68872339
Lawler is an overrated past his prime roider. Bet on Woodley.
>>68872317
goat post speech
suddenly from mumbling incomprehensible shit he got the flow of a rapper for 30s delivering some punchlines
>>68868888
Schaub bless
>>68872361
I'm hoping Lawler does to Woodley what Marquadt did.
previous thread bless
Tyron is a good bet imo. The fight is 50/50 in my eyes. Bet after the weight inns though, we have no idea what Woodley looks like now.
>>68872363
I love how Joe Rogan gives a thoughtful comment and asks about the fight that just took place and Nate immediately dismisses it with "fuck that." And of course joe isnt insulted, you can see him start to smile as the camera zooms on Nate.
>>68872395
>50/50
Robbie will DESTROY him
>>68872378
nate is a fucking douche
i want lawler to win but i can totally see tyron starching lawler in the 1st
>>68872406
I wish that was the case, but Woodley can very easily turn to wrestlefucking the shit out of lawler. I hope for that not to be the case, but woodley matches up with lawler very well. Woodley may very well beat him.
>There are faggots in this thread that actually think they are getting something
>>68872464
Lawler has very solid TDD
>>68872464
won't surprise me if woodley one punch KOs him, lawler has taken so much fucking damage
Dethrone.com wants $32 out the door for a white on black silk screen. Fuck that. I was OK with $24 for the shirt but they can go fuck themselves with their $8 shipping.
I'm confused. Did the coaches challenge get shown already? I thought this week's episode got preempted for poverty ball.
Don't come in overconfident pal, I'll wipe that smug look off your face believe you me
Do we have any actual confirmation from Honda that Schaub was annihilating her back door on the reg or is that just him shitposting?
>>68872662
It was on FS2
The challenge was shown
>>68872736
Why do you want to know? And why would Ronda want to confirm that in the first place?
>>68872742
Ah shit, that explains why my DVR didnt catch it. Fuck, that's the only part of the show I like. Oh well I can watch a rerun.
>>68872609
would nut in/10
anyone else feel like the guys on TUF this week were being little bitch ass faggots? Man up and fight you little shits.
>>68872855
I'm watching now and Corey is a pussy.
>>68872855
The UFC scrapes the bottom of the barrel for talent to be on TUF.
why would anyone want to be on TUF when you can win 1 pro fight and call out a pro wrestler
>>68872855
My TUF boy won the fight at the end in a satisfying fashion, that's what matters to me desu
>>68871551
K E T O G E N I C
E
T
O
G
E
N
I
C
Amanda Cooper is /hightest/
>>68872980
hnnngg
>>68872936
meme diet
Michael Phelps got tons of medals on a diet of pizza and similar shit
Michael Bisping is the MW champion, if that hasn't sunk in, please realize that Eddie Alvarez is the next LW champion and Tyron Woodley is the next WW champion.
Believe you me.
>>68873045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw8iljkD1So
>>68873054
I agree. USArDA is going to get dragged into a 5 round war and will not be able to hang. Lawlers chin will feel the aftermath of the Rory fight. Woodley is gonna touch it gold.
>>68868805
Checking in
First Bisping, now Brexit.
>>68872933
fucking crying like a little bitch at the end and fucking holding the dude you just knocked out like a little faggot.
of course hes your boy.
My mom asked me when the next time Ronda Rousey is fighting.
I had no idea what to say, I started to panic and ran to my room and slammed the door.
>>68872330
every
fucking
time
>mfw we will get Bork in UFC embedded vids within 2 weeks
>>68873045
Yes, but the point is that rogan is ON THE MEME DIET
What kind of material is Conor going to come up with at the 202 press conference?
>>68873398
>kettlebells
>>68873401
Regards shit
Muh energy
Muh mewvement
Muh power
Muh first round
Muh lucky punch
>>68869323
BASED THUG ROSE
B
A
S
E
D
T
H
U
G
R
O
S
E
>bitch piano
https://youtu.be/dr0eqqa9om4
Big Lenny would literally rape that manlet cookie cutter
Lads I'm ill
What do? :(
>>68873453
Blame it on the EU
>rumble is out due to a family issue
He knows id he waits he will get a title shot against Jon
>>68873453
I wish they'd let me over there so I could spit in your fucking medicine.
>>68873499
He probably caught another DV charge
>>68873499
Had a bad cycle. Didn't want to get popped.
>>68873499
He probably heem'd another yoga bitch.
>>68873453
do i look like your mommy
why is cuckstaffson fighting a literal who when glover teixera doesn't have an opponent?
I have an essay due tonight, wish me luck heembros
> tfw can't shitpost about PEDs on term paper
>>68873637
Whats the essay about?
>>68873652
Gender studies.
>>68873612
Theyre rescheduling his fight with Rumble for another card
@7:50
https://youtu.be/z6uJYPOqobQ
Daily /heem/ poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10577551
>>68873680
>You now remember the UFC going all in on Hendricks as the future of the WW division post-GSP.
>Loses the title.
>Gets meme'd on by Wonderboy
>Now fighting Kelvin Gastelum.
lmao
>>68870715
She literally makes me retch when I see pictures of her.
>>68873502
You know I would kill you if you ever did anything like that, right? Literally kill you
>>68873759
Paige is one of the few women on earth who looks hotter beaten to shit.
>>68873759
That is a creepy smile.
>>68873791
At least when they're beat up they can't fight back.
>>68873759
>mfw north–south
Reminder that /heem/ is full of pussies
>>68873759
Rawlings legit makes me embarrassed to be an Australian.
>>68873832
bjm's wife
BJM'S WIFE
>>68873883
>being embarrassed of a strong independent woman
"Diaz didn't beat him that night. Conor beat himself, his overconfidence. Moving up in weight with that overconfidence, that's what made him lose. But if he takes things seriously, I think it will be a different fight."
>Canelo
Who should I believe, you heem, or Canelo?
Remember this?
>>68873903
>woman
>>68873913
believe you heem
Will she beat Namajunas?
>>68873913
>Jumped up a weight class
He and Nate are both 155ers.
And I don't think Canelo knows much about Jitz.
>>68873963
Nah. Her striking is too suspect.
>>68873913
>Diaz didn't beat him that night. Conor beat himself
wat
>>68873791
you are right
>>68873917
this is a funny picture
>>68873913
>people who watch mma vs a boxer who doesn't know anything about the sport
idk brah
>>68873913
why do they call him canelo when his name is santos saul alvarez? and why is he ginger? i've never seen a mexican ginger before.
>>68874031
>manlets
>>68873913
Believe you me Nate will strangle the little Irish goof
>>68874055
they call him Canelo because he is ginger. Canelo means cinnamon in English.
Also GGG for life.
>>68874055
>i've never seen a mexican ginger before.
They're actually pretty common.
>>68873917
Oh, how the times have changed.
>>68874055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ARrZwVUKsM
>anderson silva, you absolutely ____
>>68874132
Nothing changed. This could very well happen today, the Diaz bros don't give a flying fuck about belts or people's feelings. They just say what they think.
>mfw I could heem every hear
>>68874171
damn i guess i have seen a ginger mexican before. learn something new every day
UFC just released this photo! What does this mean? Will Rich Piana be fighting at UFC 200?
>>68873917
Yes I mentioned it here
>>68872237
Can the previous thread heem Rich Piania?
>>68874170
Goddamn, I love Jessica Eye
Everyone itt could heem me.
>>68874201
I do I achieve Lorezo arms?
>>68874264
:^)
>>68874285
post a picture of yourself or your weight and height
>>68874287
ariel helwani tears straight to the vein
>>68874285
i think you'd be surprised
>>68874287
By being /5%/
Is previous thread the GOAT new meme?
>>68874300
1,90 cm
78kg
5% Bf
>>68874281
THICCC
>>68874334
>1.90 cm
when will they learn
>>68874287
filter>liquify
>>68874201
lol he looks comical, also terrible for 48
>>68874315
Yes.
password? not required
username?
>>68874306
I reckon the majority of posters here could beat Piano in a fight.
that is how you threaten someone
>>68873832
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I FUCKING TOLD YOU PUSSIES
you guys are just not used to seeing real fighters with heart.
>>68874380
Learn what exactly?
I could become a fuckin beast if i wanted to, manlets on the other hand will have to wait 20+years for bionic leg implants to become a thing.
>>68874306
that guy is a creep
>>68874437
>literally less than 2 cm tall
>not a manlet
how do you even use a keyboard
dummy
you didn't win those fights in Japan
>>68874454
oh, i see...i'm probably still bigger than you Freundchen.
What happens to all the CTE-ridden fighters under UFC's employ now that they are sold?
i dont take commission from any of my guys
>i lost my motivation
no you didn't you suck
>>68874287
Special high end steroids that only millionaires have access
>>68874437
>I could ... if i wanted to
I don't wanna be rude, but that's the kind of things only losers say.
>Lesnar vs Hunt
>Lesnar vs Overeem 2
>Lesnar vs Miocic
>Lesnar vs Velasquez 2
This is the path of redemption/destruction that awaits us. My body is ready.
>>68874816
the real natty goat has returned
>>68874816
>Lesnar vs USADA
>>68874733
Excessive muscles are for insecure faggots, I'll pass.
>>68874816
why would Miocic get a titleshot right after losing to Overeem?
>>68868759
good job
Reminder to train in the gi 3x a week MINIMUM in order to fuck Gina Carano.
>>68874816
B A S E D
R
O
C
K
Holy shit Conor is throwing a bitch fit on Twitter right now. He's saying him mom and dad are going to get fucked on their benefits. Also how Paddy was relying on them so he could train full time when he fought. I'm guessing benefits is welfare. You'd think he'd help them out.
>>68874889
Too busy buying cars and paying off debt
He'll be back on welfare 5 years after he retires
>>68874876
what should i do to cuddle with Kailin Curran?
>>68874889
>Make hundreds of thousands fighting
>Instead of making sure your parents aren't on welfare, go on insta and show off the two rolls royce and mansions you're renting.
>Hoodwook pays off yeh
>>68874889
>Worth $14million and you can't even help your parents out.
Fucking Scumbag
>>68874889
I dont see anything on his twitter
how long until lellator prelims?
>>68874977
>TUF Alaska
>>68874977
daaaaayum nice kick brah, and he even fell on the other kid lol
>>68874977
lol holy shit.
>>68874978
BELLATOR 157 TIMES:
PRELIMS (bellator.spike.com/live) - 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST
MAIN CARD (Spike TV) - 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST
>>68874951
Raise your standards for a start.
>>68875000
FIGHT OF THE YEAR
>>68874973
>>68874976
>>68874959
>>68874931
He's shit posting. Conor was on welfare at one time however.
>>68875008
shut up
>>68875000
>spamming body shots
Wew let this be a lesson
>>68874977
I love it
>>68875000
dem arm punches
kek
>>68875000
ROCK 'EM SOCK 'EM ROBOTS
>>68875000
HEEM SLEEPY
>>68875008
holy shit how did they fuck up kailins model that bad?
>>68875026
Still doesn't change the fact that he's going to spend all his money desu
>>68873253
She'll be in a womans welterweight boxing match at Belator Dynamite 3
>>68875000
>size advantage
>reach advantage
>still gets heem'd
Lanklets ain't no thang
>>68875127
This
Mark Hunt vs Stefan Struve
James Vick vs Beneil Dariush
Alex Caceres vs Cole Miller
Are good "lanklets btfo" fights
>>68873832
>would it of?
>>68875000
Joe Calzaghe vs. Micky Ward
Reminder I'd heem everyone here
>>68875151
James Vick is still my boy though
https://twitter.com/JamesVickMMA/status/744745418911690752
>>68875220
You wouldn't even get into boxing range
>>68875220
Fight me 1v1 then ye wee junkies bastard. I'll be down outside Supermacs waiten to smash the fucking gob of ye.
Is this week's co main event podcast worth listening to?
>>68875277
she has a decent rack for an asian
>>68875230
>James Vick is still my boy though
>>68874996
Cant let those nerds off too easy
>>68875299
And a fighter.
>>68875372
>her name is paige slut
So what are you guys doing for freaky friday?
>>68875299
>>68875366
fake tits bro
>>68875372
Wow your wikipedia vandalism is so original and hilarious. You should be proud.
>>68875427
Rose is far more attractive.
>>68875372
reminder that 'Sletten' means 'Sluts' in dutch
besides Van Zant means 'of sand', she def has some dutch in her
>>68875452
They're both ugly.
>>68875448
thank you. i am. unfortunately it got reverted the next day with a message for me to cite a reliable source. i doubt they would accept multiple links to archived /heem posts as reliable.
>by the time CM Punk actually fights Mickey Gall, 674 days will have passed since he signed with UFC
>674 days
>undefeated
Name your boys, /heem/
McGregor
Cruz
Lawler
>>68875605
Good taste
>>68875605
After watching my boy another terrible loss, I truly know how Weidman's dad was feeling when he said those stupid words that started this meme
Rory MacDonald is STILL MY BOY
>>68875605
Cruz
Khabib
Beneil Dariush
Ben Rothwell
>>68875605
alvarez
leben
sakuraba
>>68875605
who here /won money on Cruz/
>>68875615
Thanks, Britbro.
>>68875631
I feel you m8, i was rooting for him so hard.
>>68875605
Dom Cruise
Dan Henderson
Duke Rockhog
>>68875605
tcity
mark hunt
>>68875372
HELLA
FUCKIN
EPIC
>Conor actually training with Ido Portal for 202
http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/videos/video-conor-mcgregor-training-with-ido-portal-for-ufc-202/
>>68871563
>>68871577
>>68871596
>>68871603
>>68871613
>>68872936
>No mention of bananas or eggs
Fucking amateurs
>>68875858
>bananas
meme fruit tbqdwy
meme fruit
>>68875430
Getting ready to go out for a date with a girl who has a no touch policy pmsl (pissing myself laughing)
>>68875858
I know right
Did anyone else find it ironic that chuck said Brock is scared of the punch when chuck wasn't scared of the punch and look where it got him?
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/6/15/11944610/chuck-liddell-brock-lesnar-is-very-afraid-of-the-punch-ufc-news
>>68874828
>Natty
Lads, fights start in 25 bings!!!
Who fucking hype?
>>68875967
No, because Brock was scared of getting hit and still got hit. At least Chuck gave it a shot.
will tonight's Dynamite be better than the first one?
Bellator undercard
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/24/12022976/bellator-157-live-stream-online
>>68875551
send them the actual news articles saying her name is sletten it's not a meme
>>68875605
Nick Diaz
Nate Diaz
Mark Hunt
>>68876088
Should be good
>>68876117
Pretty good prelims desu
Prelims are live guys
bellator.spike.com/live
>>68876127
>Hunt
trashed.
Who is Mitrione fighting tonight?
Is he any good?
anyone know how we can watch the bellator kickboxing portion that's going on at the same time?
would you fight for $10,000 to show?
why is the bellator stream so shit tier?
>>68876179
Carl Seumanutafa
>>68876199
id pay 10000 for her to sit on my face
>>68876203
if you're good at something never stream it for free
>>68876179
He's fighting a guy out of skrap pack, should be a spicy banger desu.
>>68876221
I'll sit on your face for free bb
Anyone have a 4k 60fps stream?
>>68876190
between all the product and face punching imagine what her face will look like by the time she is 30
>>68876251
Spike TV
>>68876203
What are you talking about?
They have a great streaming service and also provide all their fights for free afterwards.
The audio over the announcers could be better, but they're doing 2 under cards at once. What do you expect?
>kickboxing with mma gloves
nice
>>68876258
>4k 60fps
>>68876270
Spike TV
>>68876259
my stream was lagging terribly on the bellator website, switched over to mmafighting and works much better for some reason
>>68875605
Goobs
Hendo
Chuck
Cro Cop
Ben Henderson is my boy sometimes, but I don't know if we could be full on compadres with all his jesus nonsense
Just woke up and got into the Spike stream. How much have I missed. And is there gonna be heemspeak
>>68876282
QUICK EVERYONE LOOK AT HIS POST
>>68876269
>he would be bald
>>68876313
I think he would look better bald 2bd
reminder that giblerts wife is fighting tonight and will beat the shit out of some chick
Some gay dude was at my gym today rolling with us in the intermediate class. Had a rainbow and pray for Orlando patch on his gi.
About 10 minutes into practice he went to the bathroom so I followed him over to get a moment with him alone.
I was like "hey man I know this is pretty awkward for all of us, so I just wanna get it out of the way"
So I whipped out my cock and flashed him real quick then walked back to the mats.
>>68876313
Hair implants.
>>68876331
that sicilian dna
>>68875605
KZ
Takanori Gomi
Sakuraba
Aoki
Stun Gun
>>68876346
NEW
>crying
HEEM SAD
>>68876268
They're actually doing mma in the ring too
I love it
Here's the finish
http://webmshare.com/1OWMz
>>68876345
whats up with franks nose
>>68873741
He's still my boy
>>68876345
are the fertita brothers mobsters?
>>68875127
Shorter man can pack on more weight in muscle. Usually more power.
>>68872135
Actually getting better, Glory and Kunlun are doing pretty good. Not K-1 heyday level but better than its been in a while.
filling this thread
>>68887759
>>68887638
nice to see these still in circulation
>>68887815
how many hendricks related memes do you have on your harddrive?
>>68887840
a 1 gb folder
>>68887853
beautiful
>>68870921
ufc doesn't pick judges
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