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i'll add some boxing events later
Upcoming events:
6/24: Bellator 157 - Jackson vs Ishii [Live]
6/25: GLORY 31 - Roosmalen vs Sittichai
7/2: ONE FC: Dynasty of Champions - Jadambaa vs Kelly
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 - Murata vs Kohori
7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez
7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Ferguson vs Chiesa
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Bellator 159 - Caldwell vs Taimanglo
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Pettis vs Oliveira
9/3: UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
Previous thread: >>68868759
News:
>Faber isn't retiring
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/24/12026974/ufc-urijah-faber-shoots-down-retirement-rumors-has-no-plans-fight-tj-dillashaw-mma
>Barboza-Mendelez becomes new UFC on Fox 20 comain event
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/24/12026544/with-glover-teixeira-out-gilbert-melendez-vs-edson-barboza-upgraded
fuck schaub
fuck adan
Imagine being so autistic that you make the OP early so people can ready your ebin news even though a livestream is on right now and the thread would fill up quicksmart anyways
Schaub is probably the most skilled HW of his generation. The guy has it all; technique, power, athleticism, charisma and good looks. UFC seriously fucked up by not marketing him as the badass hottie.
>>68876359
>>68876366
and fuck you! haha good morning boys :D
>>68876405
It's okay, he's making more money podcasting than most UFC champion do for getting brain damage in front of drunk hillbillys.
>i'll add some boxing events later
lmao this isn't /box/ retard
Can he make it, lads?
holy shit. so many prelims, how will they get through it all?
...Anonymous
06/24/16(Fri)18:34:50 No.68876416
>>68876268 #
They're actually doing mma in the ring too
I love it
Here's the finish
http://webmshare.com/1OWMz
Justin Lawrence up next
>>68876428
I know, the guy is an inspiration. His work ethic is second to none and its always nice to see a self made millionaire.
>>68876429
/box/ doesn't exist on a regular basis lad
>>68876428
Schaub is definitely richer than Stipe, which is kind of hilarious.
>Bellator Livestream
>>68876441
Then in belongs on /asp/ not in /heem/
>>68876448
Richer than Cain Velasquez and Robbie Lawler as well.
>>68876441
>Implying /box/ doesn't exist when BIG MEATY FIGHTS are coming up
Anyone have a region free stream
I welcome adding /box/ to /heem/.
Reminder this is a general for all heems, not just mma related heems.
>memeing
>>68876489
this
>>68876477
use a VPN
>>68876461
GLORY technically doesn't belong in the list either, considering it's not MMA
There are /heem/s in boxing too
>>68876489
Ur opinion=wgaf
>kickboxing
>>68876477
Use livestreamer http://spikelive-f.akamaihd.net/z/spikebellator_live1@62376/manifest.f4m?g=DFUFIWTZCHJW&hdcore=3.1.0
It's an hds stream so put hds:// in front of the link
>>68876407
>good morning
WE ROLLIIIING
>>68876507
Fuck off goofy
anyone have a full list of kickboxing fights happening tonight in bellator? Why is the kickboxing card so hard to find? So far I only see 4 fights.
>>68876506
You're right, glory shouldn't be there. Neither should the events 3 months away or the small orga
>>68876523
>That link
No thanks
Anyone got a none virus link?
>>68876550
opinion discarded
HEEEEEEEEEM
heem
Vicious 1 - 2
>tfw aussie webm friend is kill
GIVE A FUCKING LINK YOU GOOFS
>>68876626
bellator.tv
anyone know if pride lady will be announcing tonight?
Is MMA-Tracker any good?
these girls are awful
Based Scott Coker bringing back mma in a ring
What a fookin legend
>>68876577
>when you're a complete idiot and you have to let everyone know
HOW DO YOU NOT CALL THAT A KNOCKDOWN YOU FUCKING IDIOT REF
>>68876680
He's right there, he probably sees just how weak these punches are.
Lads, I think DC is actually going to get the upset and beat Jon in their second fight.
>>68876698
yeah you're probably right.
>good job girls, good job
lol patronizing ref is the best
Here's the Lawrence finish lads
http://webmshare.com/RAR3E
http://webmshare.com/rvaN8
Someone upload pls
GIVE
A
FUCKING
NONE
US
LINK
>>68876758
just go on taima you fucking idiot.
>>68876758
I gave you a direct link to the stream and told you how to use it with livestreamer.
Kill yourself you retard.
Is http://bellator.spike.com/live running badly for anyone else?
>>68876747
I would, but I'm on mobile rn
>>68876781
Wont load
>>68876820
website is getting a lot of traffic, use this one.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/24/12022976/bellator-157-live-stream-online
These ring and cage prelims are pretty based.
Think Coker got this thing figured out.
>>68876836
the website won't load? You tried this right?
http://taima.tv/r/mma
>>68876623
crashing this union
>>68876837
>Faber not retiring, in search of interesting bouts
>>68876824
Same
Someone upload them if someone is nice enough to make webms of heems for us.
>>68876441
>Implying I didn't just make /box/
>>68876843
Place looks empty.
Do we have any promos or posters for Heem 1 yet?
>tfw /heem/ is gobbling up /box/ like the UFC buys up small promotions to throw on fightpass
NSDOIBFOBNIOFBNI()FNEFD NIF
GIB ME A FUCKING LINK
WE LEFT THE EU I DESERVE IT
>>68876466
>Brandon Schaub is richer than Robbie Lawler
y tho
>>68876942
Is previous thread the premier new meme of the current year?
>>68876954
Nah I'm not gonna do it.
I bet you're a Muslim as well.
>>68876932
>muh tribalism
>>68876992
>muh tribadism
wow Buckley looked great
>puweezz bellator bing me back! Ooooooooooweeee I luk gud dough!
>>68876843
I went to Dynamite1. The atmosphere was great. The guy really knows how to run a show.
>>68876954
What's going on here?
po mo bellator mufugga ah promiss massa furs round nex tahm nah secund mayne
heem
Being done by John Kricfalusi and Mike Judge
>>68877164
delete this, its racist and offensive
>>68877164
Seriously is this going to be actual thing
This man look like a skinny man's face shopped on a fat man's body.
>>68877164
>Adult swim
Cant wait for cartoon DC to suck off Cartoon Jon. It's going to be fucking biblical.
Anyone else follow TFATK on snapchat?
Schaub beat Dominick Cruz in go-cart racing
True alpha male
>>68877334
He drinks a lot of bud light.
>It's a cultural enrichment episode
>>68877334
>cardinals fan
Here's Buckley dropping heatherly
http://webmshare.com/YxeeG
Buckley seems like one to watch
http://webmshare.com/YxeeG
Brutal heem kicky in the ring
http://webmshare.com/QxRRR
http://webmshare.com/JAnnW
Guys getting on teamspeak? Jump in lads.
>>68877411
will upload when I get back on my computer
>>68877164
>DC
>abs
what about the other prelims?
>>68877385
I know this is a bit gay but I have called each fight not knowing much about MMA just calling the physiques, I knew white guy was going to lose based on his lower ab fat and black guy was overall less bodyfat % by the eye test.
Not sure if these white guys are recreational or what maybe they just do it for fun inbetween accountant/trucker jobs.
Reminder that Gus won 2,3,4 of the DC fight.
>>68877488
Bellator never shows all the prelim fights.
>>68877303
Its Adult Swim, the only channel that would possibly do it.
>>68877164
I never understood John Kricfalusi's appeal
>>68877334
lol how do you let yourself go like that
>>68877874
Ask your mother
who is unironically the most overrated coach?
>>68877923
Firas
>>68877923
ray longoof
Heres a webm lads
>>68878065
Is he the dude who inadvertantly got that fighter killed if you know what I'm talking about
>>68878182
Duke Goofass
>>68876781
They're watching YouTube videos and not Bellator
>>68878337
The sound of that 1-2 was magic.
>>68878337
Here is the combo that dropped Heatherly
>>68878386
firstrow
Bellator got Dana to talk on their Kimbo tribute?
>>68878337
Is that Justin Lawrence from TUF?
>>68878497
yes
Guys, UFC 200 is only two weeks away
>>68878497
>>68878508
That lad had a lot of potential. Whatever happened to him after TUF?
>>68878497
Yeah, you dummy
>>68878518
plus one day, but i see your point, eddie alvarez is getting that belt in less than two weeks as i'm speaking to you right now
>>68878541
He won a couple, lost a couple in the UFC went to rfa then bellator I think
>>68878453
firstrow?
Be honest: is FightPass worth it?
>>68878642
firstrowsports i got warned on /sp/ for linking to a stream you'll have to figure it out, they always have literally everything even if the quality is shit
>>68878645
Yes.
>>68878541
I seem to recall him being BTFO by a chinaman in One FC. Might be wrong, though.
>>68878645
yes
>>68878461
>Bellator confirmed for sold to Zuffa
>>68878726
>Bellator finally put out of misery
ari gold confirmed for chairman of the ufc? say yes please say it
>the enfaces is on the second sillable
who here /meathead/
Based Meat Stick.
Rafael dos Anjos (c) vs. Eddie Alvarez
Roy Nelson vs. Derrick Lewis
Alan Jouban vs. Belal Muhammad
Joseph Duffy vs. Mitch Clarke
Mike Pyle vs. Alberto Mina
John Makdessi vs. Mehdi Baghdad
Anthony Birchak vs. Dileno Lopes
Russell Doane vs. Pedro Munhoz
Felipe Arantes vs. Jerrod Sanders
Gilbert Burns vs. Łukasz Sajewski
Marco Beltrán vs. Reginaldo Vieira
Vicente Luque vs. Alvaro Herrera
rate this card
>>68878911
So sexy.
>>68878931
5/10
>this daughter surgery walk in
Jesus Bella, get your shit together.
>>68878931
10/10 by fight pass standards
Fuck yes! My pulled pork is finally ready! Just gotta wait for a WMMA fight to pull it out of the cooker and shred it up.
>@thisisthevoice
Kek everytime
>>68878959
PUFFY
>>68878921
Here. Meathead is based as fuck.
No streams on stream2watch or firstrow. Where can i watch?
HEEM
ayy lmao
Big John isn't stopping anything anymore.
He wants blood.
Possibly the laziest finishing ever by this islander. He easily should have finished it.
Heem sleepy
>getting dominated on the ground by a rocked Mitrione
ooooooooh fuck
memes prevail
>>68878931
Spicy
Has the potential to be spicy, but probably won't be
Potential FOTN
Underrated
Underrated
6/10
6/10
whos
whos
whos
whos
whos
Who fights aren't a bad thing, but they are unknowns
7/10 overall
>Seumongtaauafua's fight IQ
wew
Well, that was dumb as fuck.
>le grapple the rocked opponent man
>ywn get wasted with mitrione and schaub
Kill me.
Holy shit was a fixed fucking fight. The black guy did what he could to make sure Meathead would win kek.
Isn't that guy on the Dave & Buster's commercial a YouTuber?
How's lellator going lads
Was Mitrione rocked?
Great fights free on Spike TV™ Right now!
Get your MMA on at Dave & Busters™
>>68879191
He doesn't even remember.
Dude is fucked.
>Well we have some news for you
>As you know your daughter is in surgery at the moment
>She didn't make it, Matt. She passed.
I literally understood zero of what that British dude said.
Webm?
>>68879237
You're pretty much fucked if you play football that long. Might as well make some money fighting.
HOLY FUCK
GIVE ME A LINK
>Clearly concussed
>"here's your next fight"
>Meathead takes it
Holy shit what a cuck.
Two chick fights on the main card. Fuck this shit.
What a waste.
>>68879184
Based af
Prelims were spicy with mma fights in a ring too
Main card spicy as well
Hop in Heemspeak
Webm of Mitrione ko?
wtf happenend with taima tv
can someone give me a link?
>>68879288
TANK ME!
https://www.arconaitv.me/pointytv/
>>68879316
>he doesn't like bunda bathroom breaks
>>68879288
Only because you fuckers actually pulled through yesterday
http://www.sssportstv.com/bellator-mma-dynamite-ii-quinton-rampage-jackson-vs-satoshi-ishii/
>>68879353
THANK YOU AMERIBRO
>>68879407
No problem mate
>>68879316
>Not liking Rebecca Ruth
>>68879407
No problem mate
Rampage looks fat as fuck.
>>68879454
Your mom looks fat as fuck
>>68879322
Still on the road home
Weird that Mitrione has fought already
Isn't he comain? Or is this just an early card?
Peritore qt as shit
>Next up we got ...WOMENS? ...boxing!
>>68879514
he was first fight on main card
Is it wrong I love watching women get brutally knocked the fuck out?
Patricio or Patricky
Who's the better Pitbull?
since when does lellator start at 8 i missed the first fight
>>68879549
get hype for the Ruth fight then
>>68879536
Oh
Interesting
I thought he'd be higher up since he's probably a hw contender in bellator
![tumblr_o1ujt5ZwjW1rcxgd8o1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DvynDMs.jpg "tumblr o1ujt5ZwjW1rcxgd8o1 500[1]")
Is Chris Algeria the Brenda Schaub of kickboxing?
>isn't very good at main sport (kickboxing/football)
>goes to another sport
>boxing/mma
>isn't very good either
>very handsome
There goes hendos title shot
>>68879571
Patrickys fight in Turin was some boring snoozetier boooooooo shit
Fuck him
>>68878931
it will heem everyone to sleep
>>68879348
Are Legacy Fights on FightPass? Mackenzie is making her MMA debut.
Lmao are you guys reay unironically watching lellator?
I thought /heem/ was better than this.
BASED HENDO
>no qt kickboxing gf
>>68879549
anyone who doesn't is a weirdo
>>68878959
This reminded me that I had a dream about Sage.
He looked into a mirror and suddenly realized how hot he was. Then he looked really happy, gave himself a thumbs up and bounced off smiling.
>>68879702
Pretty nice of him to take his daughter to the fights.
>>68879691
show respect
>>68879353
you are the man
you know it
you really do
based you
thanks
have some lady for u
>>68879691
heem yourself my man
>Cormier vs Jones
>Jones loses via succ
>Leaves UFC in shame
>signs with Bellator
>Fights Rampage
>loses via tittyfuck
>>68879671
FUCK
Schaub is God
Why do the continue to insist on using giant hand pillows in kickboxing and muay thai?
>>68880000
Quads bless.
>>68880000
Can't me mad at that
Guys tweet with the hashtag #dynanite2
Let's get a heem tweet on tv
>>68880000
oh come on
This card is pretty crap for what's supposed to be a big event.
>>68880066
done
Robbery
Robbed tbqh
>>68880128
Yeah bro the mitrione spicy banger then a fun kickboxing fight means this card is shit.
Kill yourself.
Why is heem so dead? Are you guys finally becoming normies? Going out on Friday night. Or is it that /heem/ is full of Zuffa shills who only watch UFC and don't care about MMA at all. Also the black girl got robbed.
good decision
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1i4UgkC_kI
That's how you become the fastest growing beer in America.
>>68880282
>ruining a classic piece of music with MUH BEATZ
>name is Ruth
>calls herself Ruthless
>is not non-existent
Rebecca ruth looks like a female woody harrelson
I wish tearing clothes off wasn't against the rules.
Is Ruth supposed to be Bellators PVZ?
>>68880561
Jeez ... she looks awful.
>>68879341
>https://www.arconaitv.me/pointytv/
Tanks Ameribro, this one's in English too.
PACE!
>>68880561
She thinks she's hot
>>68880195
i turned on bellator and saw a bunch of shitty wmma fights in a row so i turned it off, your opinion=wgaf
why didnt she just viciously fall back? Ive never seen someone tapped while standing.
>>68880646
I just went and pulled my pork when the WMMA fights started.
That is not a euphemism.
>>68880646
There are 6 Womens fights on the entire card. Embarrassing.
>>68880661
Woulda sunk it in deeper.
Hur hur wimmin fites is bad
>>68880674
Nice
>>68880661
as casual as it gets
>>68880744
>he enjoys wmma even in 2nd tier organizations
>>68880758
Why does Schaub always look like he's about to go to town on a dick?
Holy shit Randy's daughter has a low test chin
>>68880764
Yup. Having some damn good sammiches now. Pulled pork, cooked 9 hours, homemade BBQ sauce, and caramelized onions. Don't get much better.
>>68880769
heem will never expand it's fanbase with you making newcomers feel dumb, Hans.
>>68880817
That's his girlfriend, bruh.
>>68880871
heem is already complete shit, why would we want more people
Is Rampage the guy who was Mr T in the new A Team? It must suck for him...he probably thought he had a future as an action guy in movies and now he;s on fucking Lelator
>>68880780
Wanderlei embarrassed by his limp-wristed wife's son.
>>68880892
>we
>>68879807
sauce
>>68880927
yes
Lennox Lewis confirmed for returning to fight in Bellator.
>>68880927
Yup. He bailed on the Rashad fight initially to do that movie and almost got cut from the UFC. Uncle Dana was fucking pissed.
>Lennox lewis
Why
>>68880955
Ronda Rousey's mom was a cunt.
Just got back from work, how've the memes been today? Value inflated by Brexit?
Did Bellator kill Kimbo?
isnt this guy fucking gina carano?
>>68881090
Other way around
>>68881090
Yes. Bellator is bringing Lennox Lewis for meme fights now because of his demise.
>>68881136
The tattooed guy yes. They dated for several years. Then left him for Superman. Then Superman broke it with her and she returned to him.
Thoughts on these two fighters?
>coming out to Die Antwoord
Hope he dies to be honest.
>>68881194
both are great and very entertaining
Cody No Love's neck tat is way hotter.
>>68881194
I'd let Callen take my wife and Schaub my daughter
>>68881194
Schaub
>Former UFC Heavyweight contender
>Has wins over Andrei Arlovski and Mirko Cro Cop
Callen
>Olympic level boxing
>Won a karate tournament
Top-tier lads
>>68881194
Truly the epitome of power and grace.
these guys have the worst tattoos Ive ever seen
>>68881264
>J
>HO
I hate boxing gloves.
how different is it getting hit with a boxing glove as opposed to an mma glove?
Good round
Bellator is doing things my men
>yfw you will witness an MMA tournament in the olympics in your lifetime
>>68881310
Hurts more and jars you more as ppl can punch harder
>>68881310
30%
is joe silva doing commentary?
Is Schaub the perfect marriage of /fit/ and /fa/?
about how many bongs til the main event?
>>68881385
forgot pic
>>68880817
Pics?
>>68881385
>kinda flabby on a meme diet
>exclusively hypebeast clothes
"No"
>>68881385
He's way too soft and flabby for /fa/
>>68881385
/r9k/ and /lgbt/ tbqh
>>68881409
>>68881422
>flabby
see>>68881402
we're talkin about the kedo kid here...
>>68881365
kekety kek
>>68881469
>kedo
Maybe dont open your mouth if you dont know anything about keto
Good fight
Patricky pitbull up next then rampage
Who hype?
>>68881497
oh wow i mispelled it. doesnt mean ur not wrong pal
>>68881515
Chandler future champ man
>>68881517
Brock is an absolute madman
Him vs rampage would be a fun fight
>>68881526
>reminder that Schaub retired because he was too much of a fat, lazy fuck to make 205
>>68881515
Excited for heems.
Kickboxing is a shittier version of muay thai which is a shittier version of MMA.
>>68881526
>kedo
>>68881544
and what have u ever done? thats what i thought
>>68881526
>oh I dont know anything about his meme diet or his actual shape. Doeant mean Im wrong
>>68881544
reminder that he made it easily during his test cut and didn't fight because of reebux.
>>68881544
he retired because everyone in his division was heeming him
2bh pham many 205ers would put him to sleep too, imagine Rumble going ape on that chin
>>68881563
Poor silly dilly
I want the Cruz rematch
>>68876955
Dick jokes
>>68881567
>you've never done anything, therefore this other dude is awesome
Ok.
>benson 'the lellator can' henderson
>>68881580
I would enjoy watching Schaub get blacked
stream?
Toothpick back to 155
>>68881593
just know ur place. when schaub walks into a room people gravitate towards him. when u walk into a room people dont even notice.
>>68881626
findminecraft.com/bellator-mma-dynamite-ii-quinton-rampage-jackson-vs-satoshi-ishii/
>>68881580
>wwn get to see schaub go full demian maia on the lhw division
dat lellator promotion from Benson
>>68881670
Now I'm angry.
>>68881670
>tfw you will never be a t-shirt tycoon
at least I would be a Piana dodger
>>68881650
Schaub bless
I miss huge roid overeem
>>68881580
schaub would mitrione him
>>68881693
that's right god dammit
>>68881670
I own 25% of a property management company worth 16 million.
What have I done? Made more money than Schaub.
>>68881762
Nobody knows you or gives a fuck about you though.
>Schaub is worth triple the former 2x Heavyweight champion
>>68881747
TSUUUU
>>68881762
How good is your stand up though brah
>>68881722
what is this nattyguy meme about?
>>68881762
>father made a lot of money
>thinks it's his
>>68881795
Wouldn't want them to. Schaub can't go to Starbucks without idiots bugging him.
>>68881804
Cain hasn't won in 4 years
>>68881824
Neither has Schaub
>>68881807
How would Ngannou vs Fedor go lads?
>>68881817
My name on the papers, bruh. It's mine.
>>68881821
>I coulda been famous if I wanted to, I just didn't want to be famous
Okay.
>coming out to jbj's music
>>68881806
Not bad. I did Muay Thai for 6 years before I fucked up my knee.
>>68881869
Then he switched it up to Vitor's music.
What a fucking hack.
>>68881850
Never said I coulda been. Said I wouldn't want to be.
Fame is overrated. Anonymous wealth is where it's at.
efn sluts > one fc sluts > bellator sluts > ufc sluts
???
>>68881837
Brandon hasnt won since UFC 165
GET HYPE!
>>68881896
Okay.
>For sure buzz off Dana White, Im killin the podcast game and selling out arenas worldwide. I dont need reebok money when Ive got this porsche
>Your a handsome man Brendan and I agree with you. Let me drop this knowledge: successful people have a hardworking mentality and we work hard thats how we are successful. Also our big d.d.d.dicksssss
>Heeeyyy if you want to look like you have a big dick buy our new shirt. Its got Big Brown on it standing between a porsche and a bentley in highly fashionable yeezys and five four club
GOD DAMN
OMG
HEEM
Patricky always shits the bed.
HEEEM DEAD
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Chandler is 100% juiced.
WEBM NOW!
>It's another Brazilians getting heemed episode
HEEM FUCKING DEAD
Tricky HEEM
>>68882024
One of the benefits of Bellator mate. Lower pay, but you get to build yourself up.
LELLATOR
Aww, Stich got a hug too
HEEM MOTHERFUCKING SLEEPY
heem
>that mad as fuck corner
apex kek
need a webm m8s
>>68882024
anyone not juicing in bellator is a retard
That some brain damage heem.
what a fucking heem
Press 1 if you love bellator
Just came to say
BRAZIL ON SUICIDE WATCH
>Chandler KOs Pitbull
>jumps on top of the cage
>jumps off
>almost lands on Pitbill
Some please webm Chandler almost landing the pro-wrestling finish there.
I've actually listened to every episode of TFATK and I'm pretty much for sure 86.9% that Brendan knows about /heem/ and had some part in his meme status here.
irrefutable evidences:
Shark-Eyes-Doll-Smile fits the profile of a 4channer
Jay Schaub is the original and most prolific schaubfag and introduced Brandon to /heem/
Swhab makes too much of a point to say that he doesn't "go on any forum or messageboads or whatever"
- I've heard him say something to this effect at least 4 times either in TFATK or fight companions
r8
was chandler screaming at the other pitbull?
>>68882044
Not true. You get punished if you get caught juicing in Bellator. If you really fuck up bad, you could get a 90 day suspension like Kimbo did (although ultimately, his suspension was less than 90 days).
>dat mustache
>dat huge brunette at ringside
goddamn I missed the heem. If it doesn't show up here I'll steal it from the reddit fags.
>No really, when he tells you to be careful, it's because he's got dynamite in his pants, trust me.
benson would mop the floor with this scrub
Why is every Florida fighter juiced to the gills?
>>68882166
>90 days
Oh, you mean the normal time between a fight?
Also, Bellator puts on fights in places like Texas with no real oversight.
also
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/5/25/11773146/bellator-forged-fighter-medicals-zach-light-claim-adam-rendon-scott-coker-rich-chou-mma-news
>>68882246
The cubans make the best shit
>>68882214
Remove the kabeeb
>>68882214
>that dick in the back
>>68882246
There are elevated levels of agricultural growth hormone in Florida waters. It's why everyone in Florida is fucking insane
>>68882254
Exactly. 90 days. And he got off early due to the "dying before your suspension is up" loophole.
Dirty cheater.
>>68882281
i resent that
>Ricky Bobby
>>68882254
You having a giggle?
The UFC has fights in Texas too?
You don't remember them trying to do cowboys stadium?
But it's ok when the UFC fights in Texas huh?
Just it's somehow the commission is inept only when bellator fights there.
Rashad Evans vs Rampage
Who wins HEEM?
Why the fuck is Rampage fighting a gold medalist in boxing?
>>68882293
What are you gonna do about it? Shoot up a nightclub?
>>68882368
He isn't. Ishii is a judoka, not a boxer.
>Dizzie Smith
Literally whom?
>>68882350
Rampage. Rashad is done at this point.
Chin is shot
>>68882350
Rashad beats any version of Rampage
>>68882332
well, the UFC has extra USADA testing.
>Lampage
>Team A
>He look scary
TOP KEK!
>>68882406
Okay.
Why is Rampage fighting an olympic-level judoka?
>>68882350
Depends on what shape Rampage shows up in.
>You know, it happens, this is the fight game and sometimes you get beat up by the dick, but the important thing is how to react to it, and getting back on that horse to come back sucking harder than ever
>>68882431
Yeah
Usada is flawless fight?
It's not like they get paid by the UFC or anything
im from the future, rampage is gonna get KO'D
>>68882465
You're fucking retarded. USADA has been wrecking dudes regardless of who's paying them.
Is this nigga walking out to the Chrono Cross theme?
Every old timer is due to eventually get BTFO
Rampage is long overdue
I can see Ishii subbing him
>>68882497
lol
This lad is a Jap can how Fedor stat padded against
Big Rampage fan but i want Ishii to progress
seems like a cool dude
>>68882452
*shrug*
What are the odds Rampage shouts out his Twitch channel after the fight?
Wow, nice chain logo for Rampage
Why do people say they juice? Don't they get tested by athletic commissions
These entrances are fucking GOD-TIER
Rampage is the Alpha of his litter
lol Rampage is going to get knocked out.
ALRIGHT LADS
WHAT WILL BE THE NEXT GREAT UPSET?
>>68882562
Eddie Alvarez
Rampage looking flat compared to how i use to remember him
>>68882549
Ishii just completely unironically walked out to video game music.
They should have fully clothed mma fights
>tfw Rampage is my boy but he's gonna get subbed
>>68882562
Ishii vs Rampage
>>68882562
Nate losing to Conor
>>68882577
>subbed to a gook
>>68882572
Exactly.
>>68882579
Conor is fucked in that fight, idk why he agreed to a rematch honestly lol
@thisisthevoice
What a douche
>>68882578
this
>>68882595
I want him to win for walking out to Time's Scar. Chrono Cross was the shit.
>>68882597
Cuz he would have won the first fight it he hadn't gassed.
God bless ya come out fighting!
>>68882619
Really? Because he got beat up on the feet and then submitted with the quickness after going for a panic takedown
Rampage is too fat to move in.
>>68882619
"no"
>Rampage visibly frustrated
>30 seconds into first round
We're in for something incredible boys.
Welp
rampage chimping out 30 seconds in lol
rampage getting loved tenderly
>>68882619
what will /heem/ say when Conor wins the rematch? I don't think i've seen /heem/ be right once ever
>You wouldn't believe the disgusting tattoos on this man's dick!
Rampage looks terrible.
my fucking sides
>Hampage
this is almost as exciting as dada5000 vs kimbo slice
If Rampage only wants to fight dudes who will bang with him, why doesn't he fight in a kickboxing org? Or fuck, even straight boxing? Why compete in MMA, then complain that dudes take him down?
>HE HANKS HAMPAGE
MY SIDES
>boring jap beats up on washed up striker
Typical
10-8 Ishii
>HAMPAGE
Did rampage seriously think an olympic judo champ would want to stand with him
>>68882695
Bellator needs to make Dada vs Rampage.
>>68882701
because hes not good enough to compete in kickboxing
Why is Bellator making a Japanese dude fight a hippo?
New low.
>>68882712
this
>>68882720
Winner fights Kimbo.
>was so close to dropping a cheeky tenner on ishii
I hope rampage knocks him out so i can sleep tonight
>>68882719
Wait, Ishii was the underdog?
>black roy nelson with no grappling
>Oldage
>>68882738
I jumped in this thread, saw that post where the guy said "why is Rampage fighting an olympic boxer?" and I went and put a cheeky bet on this other dude, so hopefully that works out
>>68882695
that was the ultimate meme fight, literally killed both combatants
I know this fight is a bit slow but seeing high level Judokas control the clinch and land great trips gets me hard.
>>68882736
>Winner fights Fedor
>>68882751
+380 too
fuck
>>68882751
lol he was like +370
Rampage really, really needs to retire.
This is sad.
didn't Fatdor btfo this chink?
dadan --- i mean rampage not doing a fucking thing
>the calves on ishii
mirin
>Hampage has a win in the UFC more recently than Rory MacDonald and Jose Aldo
>>68882772
rousey does it better
>>68882782
>>68882784
Holy fuck. If ever there was a fucking fight to bet on.
>>68882751
pinnacle has him +340
>>68882669
does anyone have the image of bispings stretched head looking at rockhold at the post fight presser
Close 2nd round
19-18 Ishii
If Ishii just went with the balding perverted Japanese salaryman look I would probably always root for him.
>Fatty lavado
rnd 2 ---- 10-9 ---- chink
Does Demi Lovato get paid to go to MMA events?
>>68882821
Mad world, I tell you.
>>68882834
Why do you want that image? What're you gonna do with it?
>At least we got Demi Lovato out of it
Those thirsty af Lellator commentators.
>Demi Lovato at a Bellator event
Holy shit maybe she isn't as casual as we thought.
Does she post on /heem/?
>>68882866
>>68882877
She tranes actually so shes probably a fan.
>>68882877
>Demi Lovato
paid
>>68882881
NEW
>i want to pay a celebrity to come to my event
Say no more pham..
>>68882865
thanks america
>throw no punches
>complain opponent isnt fighting
>choosing to clinch fight with an Olympic gold medalist in judo
>>68882909
>push opponent into fence
>do no damage at all, ever
THIS FIGHT
>Gook fights
>Ever
fuck off Jackie Chan
29-28 ishii 2bh
[500]
Holy shit I thought that was a five rounder. What a relief.
>30-27
>30-27
wew lad
>two rounds of Rampage vs clickgook
>now random women's kickboxing match
wut
Is it just the stream I'm watching?
>30-27
>for Rampage
Lads....
>japs winning decisions
no
>this is the oldest ive ever been in a fight
>Mitrione commentating like 2 hours after his fight
Worrisome.
Does /heem/ fight?
