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Previous thread: >>68876346
News:
>Faber isn't retiring
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/24/12026974/ufc-urijah-faber-shoots-down-retirement-rumors-has-no-plans-fight-tj-dillashaw-mma
>Barboza-Mendelez becomes new UFC on Fox 20 comain event
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/24/12026544/with-glover-teixeira-out-gilbert-melendez-vs-edson-barboza-upgraded
>>68882901
hehe
3rd for randa
rampage winning round 3 atm but lost 1st and 2nd
Just seen Ngannou vs Bojan Mihajlovic is on the main card for the FOX Chicago card
>>68882905
You're welcome, Aussiebro
29-28 rampage unless the judges unironically give jap the 2nd for pushing towards a fence and getting hit
Very close fight
10-8 Ishii
10-9 Hampage
10-9 Hampage
28-28 Draw
Draw
Rampage is gonna win isn't he.
10-8 ishii
10-9 ishii
10-9 rampage
>IISHI SUCKS
if rampage doesn't win i will commit suicide on camera
so what's the ideal grappling style to use for clinch work and transitioning into takedowns?
>couldn't knock him out man
Gee, I can't imagine why. Have you thought about throwing strikes?
>>68883008
capped
29-28 Jackson
>sal d'amato
HE'S STILL MY BOY
>30-27 Rampage
>30-27
30-27
>30-27
30-27
>30-27
30-27
>30-27
30-27
>30-27
30-27
>30-27
30-27
>30-27
Got it right tbqh
>30-27 Rampage
LMAOOOO THE FIX IS IN BOYS
ROBBERY!!!
judge 3 needs to have his legs broken
>30-27
Holy shit Bellator is so fixed
30-27
30-27
30-27
>>68883036
He also scored Cruz-Dillashaw 49-46 Dillashaw
He's a joke
And people said the Fedor fight was rigged
>30-27
>30-27
>30-27
that gooks face when KEK
Just retire you fucking goof.
>J U D G E S
>U
>D
>G
>E
>S
Why didn't you pick Ishii /heem? Ishii trains with Schaub, and you memers love Schaub.
>>68882866
>>68882884
>>68882874
>>68882877
>>68882903
Demi Lovato has trained at Cung Le's gym.
>30-27
I hope judges aren't paid because he wasn't watching.
are you guys serious Sal D'amato did it again?
>30-27
IIshi won that
you guys sticking around for kickboxing?
I keep wanting to take bellator seriously but >30-27
Now the betting odds make clear sense
Fuck yes, kickboxing!
>>68883105
>83031
>if rampage doesn't win i will commit suicide on camera
>>>
> Anonymous 06/25/16(Sat)12:56:02 No.68883011â–¶
>File: officer fightfan.jpg (48 KB, 500x482)
>so what's the ideal grappling style to use for clinch work and transitioning into takedowns?
>>68883099
The form is kind of terrible but atleast shes not a poser
>>68883108
Nah man I gotta get up early for work tomorrow.
Nigga where the fuck do you think you are of course I am!
>30-27
L E L L A T O R
E
L
L
A
T
O
R
Was it fixed, lads?
>>68883105
lol 29-28 rampage any other score is objectively wrong
>Ishii be like
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xXssq6Hff8A
uploading some of the webms the guy in last thread asked /heem/ to upload now that i'm back on my computer
oh fuck motormouth meathead is back on the mic.
>30-27
The fix was in
>>68883116
said no one ever
>>68883121
Why the fuck did you want the stretched Bisbong face image for?
>30-27
>the city of Lellator
>>68883127
That's just an objectively stupid post
Easily could've and probably should've been 29-28 Ishii
He started gassing after a round though
>>68883157
>probably should've been 29-28 Ishii
>>68883151
wasnt me lad
>30-27
Heem yourself my man. I'm not joking about that. Also fuck Rampage.
>yum big titties
>cheating on my wife at the time
>I hate roiders but it's cool for me to do TRT
>raping Japanese men and women
>smoking weed and drinking
>oh lawd thank you Cheezus
Phony ass nigga
Rampage is the slowest black athlete ever.
>>68883164
>/heem/ goes to the store
>>68883164
Bellator pays commission, it's obvious at this point.
>>68883122
no offense /heem/ brother glad to hear it
>This is the oldest I've ever been in a fight
What did he mean by this?
>>68883162
Nice to see you can read
I'm honestly going to start watching for Sal D'Amato and betting on upsets in big main events
>>68883163
Fuck, I'll never get to the bottom of this. Now I have to keep track of all Aussies who post that image to find out.
>>68883164
Lmao, her stand up game is atrocious.
>>68883011
Greco Roman wrestling
>>68883208
kek
>>68883191
Makes no sense to promote Rampage who has very little marketability or value as a fighter left, instead of actually giving Ishii with a good number of years left a win. I don't think it's a fix as much as it was incompetence.
would you Randy's daughter lads?
Who here could heem me?
>>68883208
Lel when has that not been true for any fighter?
>>68883215
that wont work he's just that retarded
Ishii was the underdog by alot this fight
>>68883214
29-28 rampage is objectively the correct score, if you scored it otherwise you don't know mma
How does joe beat kato with bigger gloves?
Ok I'm a ways behind but I just watched the first round and no way lol
didn't Schilling lose his last fight in the ring? I know he got knocked down but I cant remember if he actually lost.
Went to grade school with Joe. Let's go Joe fuck em up.
>>68883132
my internet is shitting itself right now
i'll upload the other 5 when my connection gets better
>>68883241
So I assume you're just an exception to that rule then lol
>>68883236
Britain because they're big boys now
>rampage won that fight
>my dick is bigger than 3 inches
>my gf doesn't cheat on me
>my cats don't just use me for food
>my dad didn't abandon me
>pluto is still a planet
>the moon is made of cheese
>i'm 5'6 but not a manlet
>women's studies is a good major
>/r/mma is better than /heem/
>my mom doesn't hate me
mitrione is calling the kickboxing?
didnt he suffer brain damage a couple of hours ago
>>68883249
Pretty sure he lost by decision and cried about it being rigged rigged or something along those lines.
>>68883240
hmm.
There's gotta be a way to game this idiot
weebs btfo
>>68883099
>that big ass telegraphing those kicks from outer space
hnnnnnnng
Webm of the Mitrione fight?
I missed it
Take it to /asp/ guys. MMA is a good sport for /sp. But meme boxing is as alternative as it gets. You have to go back.
>>68883249
Fuck, Schilling is some of the worst fighters I've seen.
Rogan and that Diaz nuthugger on his podcast made him out as one of the best strikers out there who one taps people and what not. Somehow they're surprised this guy can't put down the Diaz bros in sparring.
He's fucking shit. God damn meathead cunt.
>>68883132
>vs southpaw
>circling to your right
not even once
kickboxing is such a meme
fat hunt was a champ
>>68883320
MMA is more /asp/ than /kickbox/.
Kato keeps his head way the fuck up. Gonna get heem'd if he keeps that shit up.
Okay wtf nobody actually thinks Ishi didn't win both the first and second round?
>>68883362
i had rampage 2 and 3
Mitrione sounds so fucking concussed Jesus Christ
>>68883320
Shut up dummy
>>68883345
he's getting tagged but doing a lot better than I thought he would in the ring. He's at least able to stick schilling with his left and fire back. I dont know for how long though.
>>68883366
how do you have Rampage two dude seriously
explain
>>68883362
Ishii for sure didnt win the second
>>68883362
2nd round could've gone either way but I had Ishii
>>68883231
>Makes no sense to promote Rampage
This is lellator we are talking about, their biggest draw was Kimbo. They're scratching the bottom of the barrel for fighters, they put Rampage on the main because he's the biggest draw they could find for this event.
>>68883388
He won the second, common
>>68883388
>>68883392
Ishii was in control for 4:30 of the five minutes though
>>68883372
Does he ever not?
>>68883407
He doesn't. He just has a soft voice.
>>68883396
I think that guy is drunk honestly
Ishi had Rampage either on the ground or against the fence for the entire round
Rampage won the third round but Ishii won the first two without question
>>68883394
They're putting freakshow fights and washed up former big names in the main events, while completely ignoring their own talent pool
Chandler vs Freire would have been a good main event
>>68883396
How? Pushing rampage into the fence and eating strikes?
Dont fall for the "octagon control meme"
HEEMMMMMM
HAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCKING HEEM AGAIN FUCK YOU JOE.
this is way more entertaining than mmgay
Welp.
Kato is apparently Schilling's kryptonite.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
HEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>big John's reaction to that heem
fucking kek
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
WHAT
THE
FUCK
HAHA JOE ROGAIN HEEMED
>>68883440
hahahaa like what the fuck man. He was winning that second round handily but he just ate shit again.
THE CITY OF SCHILLING!!!!
boxing rematch?
HEEM SPINNY SHIT
DED
E
D
>>68883456
Not that guy, but where do you see this
>world champion kickboxer
>getting heemed by a bellator mma fighter
>twice
fugg, can i get a webm of schilling heem
>>68883457
The memes just too dank for Joe.
Superman punch. Spinning shit. No can defend.
>Schillingggggggggggggg
WEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW
i need the webm shilling heem
YFW Conor Spinning Back Fists Nate to Lellator
MEME SPIN
>>68883459
only if Kato's arms are tied behind his back
>>68883459
kek
I hope you lads didn't fall for the Joe Shilling meme
lmao nate diaz BTFO
>>68883522
but who do you train wit?
DC training to succ Jon's dick. You think that white guy is a good enough training partner?
>kickboxing is a real sport
wtf why does this french guy have such a japanese as fuck name?
>>68883549
honestly meme magic is real boys
is he half french
what is that accent, doesnt sound jap
>>68883563
He is half French, yes.
MFW
rematch with paige when?
>>68883475
mmadecisions.com
>>68883619
Damn Rampage looks fat as fuck
fuck yeah Daniels is as meme as they come.
remember that time Rampage tripped out and crashed into everyone?
those were the days eh boys
>>68883563
Born in Paris
>>68883635
yeah his energy drink fueled adventure was fucking hilarious. That was right after his loss to Forrest if I remember correctly.
Why are kickboxers so damn inconsistent? Obviously Schilling was blowing his load and overloading but most kickboxers seem to have a lot of weird losses on their record
What would you do if you were heemed by meme punches twice by the same guy Heem?
>>68883635
Yeah when rampage fought hard cuz he had bills to pay
Hungry rampage
>>68883619
>gold medalist can't beat an out of shape mma fighter 10 years past his prime
>>68883694
They're fighting really good strikers, unlike most MMA fighters. You fight dudes like that, you're gonna get caught.
Also, Schilling is reckless as fuck.
what
>>68883705
If his physique tonight is anything to go by, Rampage is still plenty hungry.
Early stoppage
This dumb fuck could have just taken a knee and it would have been a 8 count.
So stupid
>>68883696
retire
Back to back liver shot Ko's
Have him fight Wonderboy again
>>68883740
Nah, he turned his back and doubled over. As the other dude said, if he'd gone down, he could've gotten an 8 count, but he fucked up and the ref had to stop it.
>>68883709
Hate Rawlings. Dumbcunt feminist that post 90% naked pictures on Facebook then gets upset when people call her sexy and hot saying it's not polite. Total fucking retarded idiot cunt. I hope she dies.
>>68883793
It's not impolite to say she's hot. It's dishonest.
>>68883709
Paige looks as if she is trying not to laugh at Kec's ridiculous hair.
GSP
S
P
>>68883793
yeah her and Magana take the sluttiest pictures together and someone says something along the lines of "You have kids for fucks sake, act like it" they freak out.
>>68883793
>Dumbcunt feminist
she has stated on multiple occasions "Fuck feminism"
>>68883709
Nice goatee.
>>68883793
Rawlings seems more like an anti-feminist?
>>68883870
>>68883844
>having kids means you cant goof off with your friends
>>68883891
Cuck Thomas is such a dour faggot. I don't think I've ever seen him smiling.
>>68883709
I think the thing that pisses me off the most about PVZ is knowing that she practices that stupid fucking smirk in the mirror
Why does this blonde girl look so awkward? She looks like she should be fighting her social anxiety, not fighting in a ring.
>>68884010
dat based jeff
>>68884044
triggered cuck lmao
>>68884044
I cant fucking figure it out but Luke Thomas has such an off-putting face.
>>68884010
Jose is smiling but
>that sadness in his eyes
>>68884111
haha what
>literally eat shots unflinched amnd nothing else for 3 rounds
>decide to unload with 10 seconds remaining
>>68884111
it's his native eyes
>>68884044
Still didn't smile. Still taking himself super seriously.
Fuck that cuck.
>>68884153
lol what the fuck
>>68884153
Its one thing to maybe forget a sponsor or something but to forget you own a company? Hes either one of the worst liars ever or all those KOs really fucked with his head
>>68884124
honestly I miss seeing him fight. I'm wondering how his return will be against Frankie
>>68884153
Can't they sue them for this? You can't just say that someone owns a company that they don't own. That entire company seems to have gone under though.
>>68884111
>>68884153
thats a joe rogan tier scam
>>68884010
why Chimpette has to be so obnoxious attention whoring
this is why you were bullied
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHDaDv5j1CJ/
Alveys new fight
>>68884283
Dapper Lyfe. Brought to you by Onnit.
>>68884153
my guess is their manufacturer they got into business with was really shit and unprofessional or something. business is a bitch folks
>Schilling got heemed again
HAHAHAHAHA get fucked you fucking faggot. Talk shit and think you are kingshit after getting gifted run in Glory.
>Bellator Kickboxing
>kickboxing in general
Also holy shit what a joke sport.
>Joe Schilling
>multiple time world champ for WBC and Glory tournament winner
>Hisaki Kato
>nothing
>heems world class striker in MMA
>goes onto heem world class striker in his own sport
>>68884386
Completely on them for not doing due diligence.
>>68884283
Remember Dave Asprey?
Is Joe Schilling a meme?
>>68884111
he has weird lips desu
>>68884415
Schilling got handpicked opponents and protected in Glory because they wanted american star. He never won title, he just won contender tourney which is nothing, they have multiple every event and the events they have in america are super weak and full 'america kickboxers' that are absolute cans. While all the euro cards are stacked.
>>68884463
>tfw when remembering I actually ordered some Bulletproof coffee
>tfw my e-mail's spam folder is filled with Dave Asprey shit
>you now remember Diaz saying that Schilling is a top ten kickboxer in the world
fucking kek, at this rate I wouldn't be surprised if Lobov heems him
joe schilling was never that good. he only got popular because he's an american kickboxer and the diaz bros/rogan association. i will say there was a stint where he overachieved in results, but he has never been particularly skilled or gifted. honestly his best win was an old and unconditioned kaoklai.
>>68884500
You are genuinely retarded for even doing that
>>68884529
THIS
>>68884529
his style is pretty entertaining but relies on him eating bombs, so it's all over now. i don't see him fighting in 3 years.
>>68884536
epic
>>68884650
always very much brawler style kickboxer
i not see most recent KO but when he goes to sleep, he goes out like he is in a coma
>Glory on in 13 hours
>3 in the morning
Welp not gonna be able to watch with you lads then.
>>68884696
He was gone when Kato KOed him tonight
boy did this thread ever die
Mitrione KO webm anywhere??
>>68883164
why did he just punch his meemaw? ;_;
>watching Kimbo thing on Spike
>Schaub and Dana out of nowhere
>Schaub
>"if Kimbo isn't on your Mt.Rushmore ....you don't know shit about MMA"
>>68884831
Hey.
Lose my number.
>>68884840
Depersonalization.
You might wanna go to a doctor lad, might need medication.
>>68884840
get off the bongs and carb the fuck up
Webm of Schilling getting ktfo??
>>68884879
Too lazy to make it. But here's the fight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh4A5WMBwfo
>>68884840
Mate nightmares are fine but I think I had a fucking episode or something the other day. I woke up to roll over and was looking at my nightstand when I saw what looked like a face or hand. I do what I usually do and throw my hand at it so my eyes adjust but this time it hit something solid. I grabbed it and started pulling but their was resistance from the other side like something was pulling back. After at least 10 second of furiously pulling and not knowing what the fuck was going on I realized I'd grabbed my rock lamp and ripped it out of the socket onto my bed.
Is this early stage psychosis?
Thanks for reading my blog.
>>68884536
did he learn that training with shilling?
>>68884858
I've not heard of this, not sure if it quite matches but it seems at least somewhat familiar
I'm trying to sleep, but every time I close my eyes it just feels like a path to nothingness. Got a massive headache too
Thanks for the response
>>68884900
Maybe you were just tired lad
RDA just liked a shirtless pic of me on instagram. Is he homo or bi?
>>68884840
Do you take drugs?
>>68884897
They allow spinning back fists in bellator kickboxing? I recall the Korean Zombie lost by dq in the kickboxing match when he heemed someone with a backfist.
>>68884954
I cant wait for CM Punk to get choked out
>>68884954
Nah man not even the odd bag of weed
Time just seems to freeze if I lay back and try to sleep
/heem/'s helping keep me sane but I need some rest
>>68884994
What do you mean "time freeze"?
Are you sure you're not just about to fall asleep and in that halfway state where you're half asleep and sort of dreaming but can still hear noises
>>68885028
Nah I'm awake enough to shitpost here, it's not that I'm half asleep
I feel more aware now since I've been awake a bit longer, but everything around me just seems messed and I can't sleep at all
Watching this Kimbo mini doc on Spike I'm a peace with saying the Kimbo/Ken fight was real. I thought about it being a work. Tonight that Hawaiian chick and Ruth hand a similar situation. The Hawaiian chick had a rear naked, or a similar choke numerous times. And Ruth just refused to quit. Now Ken is a 50+ year old man,full JUST,living in a trailer,arthritic,spent all his time bodybuilding according to some as he was going to be on national tv, and was out weighed by about 28 lbs and his cardio is shit. And he's trying to choke out giga nigga. There are some shady ass decisions however. All of them revolving around Rampage.
>>68885061
That sounds like desrealization or depersonalization.
I had a few desrealization ""attacks"" when in high stress in my life. I suffer from anxiety too, so, it's a common symptom.
>>68885229
I'll have to look into it some more, but I'm generally not a very stressed out guy, just quite ill with a massive headache but nothing makes sense. Every time I close my eyes I see a different world, but I've been to the bathroom and washed my face so it doesn't seem to be out of tiredness and a state of dreaming
>>68885284
wake up
>>68885284
You might be running a fever, I imagine you just being sick plays a large part in general
Interestingly derealization and depersonalize can be symptomatic of migraines
>>68884482
Glory is a myth. They all suck. Muay Thai is also a myth.
>>68885361
lion fights then?
>>68882881
did anyone see satoshi ishii lay down some judo dong on rampage?
he was an absolutely pussy with engaging on the striking, but god damn is judo effective in the right set of hands.
Will there ever be a Muay Thai/Judo champ that seamless integrates working the clinch into spicey heems?
Or will MMA be forever cursed with judoka with shitty hands?
>>68885361
>>Muay Thai is a myth
>>GOAT LHW, MW, LW, FW fighters in MMA all have a Muay thai base
kek go watch boxing or something
>>68882920
>those tan lines
hnnngggg
>>68885361
MUAY THAI IS NOT A MYTH, I'VE SEEN IT
>>68885549
I don't mean as a fighting style, but the Muay Thai competitions being uber good. Jose Aldo would smash Buakaw.
>shit talk Britain
>make fun of Michael Bisbong
>Count ends up being the one true natty goat
>Brexit happens
Is it still too late to join the team?
>>68883099
>celebs consider this training
>>68885630
>aldo would smash buakaw
toppest of jejs
manlet buakaw is bigger than ubermanlet aldo
>>68885630
>>Aldo gets KOd in 13 seconds by potatoman who has mediocre kickboxing at best
>>Bukkaw a literal former K-1 champion
what
>>68885674
> former K-1 champion
You're not getting it. K-1 is a myth. Aldo and McGregor would decimate these asian jokes.
>>68885630
>namedropping buakaw
>as an example of a nak muay
you just outed yourself as the biggest striking/kickboxing/muay thai noob in /heem/ you tremendous faggot.
>>68885708
Pretty pathetic if you're that obsessed with a bunch of myths.
> a sport dominated by a japcan is legit
>>68885742
>masato
literally who
>>68882881
Why the fuck do boxing and kickboxing still use those big ass gloves?
4 oz glove or go home.
>>68885786
They are all who's. They just stick to fighting each other so they don't get the Shilling treatment.
>>68885801
I agree, if we can get the gloves smaller some day, I'm all for it.
I want both sports with small gloves
>>68885666
>666
>888
Very nice. I'd agree with him on Buakaw. Shit Kate knocked the fuck out of Joe Schilling, a world class kickboxing champion out tonight. Aldo is 10x the fighter Misaki is. Lord knows how badly he'd fucked up Memekaw in a fist fight.
>>68885816
Fuck, why not just take them off in their entirety?
Gloves are a literal joke. So we allow people to spinning back heem people in the head with an unprotected heel into someone's jaw, but we don't allow bare knuckles?
Gloves are a literal joke.
>>68885802
A lot of MT fighters have trouble transitioning to kickboxing because they aren't allowed to elbow and clinch. That said, I still think buakaw would rek aldo and mac n cheese.
>going through Mark Hunts instagram
>mfw he brought all his bros from NZ for a vacation in Vegas
>>68885742
>masato
>dominant
keep digging that hole, boy
>>68885829
hands are shit.
toes are kinda shit too, that's why kicking is a pain. maybe some sort of non-abrasive sock/binding
>>68885865
Keep buying into asian myths. They'd get hilariously KO'd on the feet by some wrestleboxer if they stepped into the octagon.
Guys I got job and had to stop training ufc since I would always get bruises on my face and my boss didn't like it.
I still want to train, what do I do?
>>68885906
wear makeup
or do it anyways fuck your faggot boss
>>68885906
Train Blow Job Jitsu I guess. It's perfect for people like you. Afraid to tell their faggot boss to fuck off.
>>68885890
you'd get hilariously KO'd by me if you ever left your tin shack, abo
>>68882881
BELLATOR 157 SPOILERS BELOW
[spoiler]
>>watched my first full bellator show just now
so many spicy heems it was riidiculous
>> the chandler KO
>> mitrione with that comeback KO
>> Kato with a spinning back fist KO
>> Daniels with a KO by spinning back kick to the body
[/spoiler]
good fucking god, is bellator always this stacked?
>>68885906
>68885906
What do you work as? Do you make money based off of your looks?
>>68885989
I'm an optician. I won't look very professional with a black eye
>>68885906
don't worry lad i'm sure with this decision you will climb the ladder at tesco's
>>68886022
Fuck your boss, work somewhere else if he fires you.
>>68885906
Reenact the blackmail scene from fight club, then you won't have to work and you can train UFC full time.
LGTSS
>Schilling
>"world class" kickboxer
>getting ko'd in spectacular fashion by an MMA grappler twice in a row.
>>68886022
just say your gf is abusive and get sympathybux/crisps
![thumb_12478_fighter_main_pic_default[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/62BbH5H.png "thumb 12478 fighter main pic default[1]")
>>68886082
what do you call this body type?
>>68886125
>I replaced arm day with another day of traps only
>>68883233
yep
>>68886125
Post-American Top Team
>>68886050
This is terrible advice.
Is Keri a better fighter than Giblert?
>tfw not a mandramafag but have come to the conclusion that CM Punk is my boy because of his antidrug stance
Will be rooting for him 2bh
>>68886125
joe "pack a day" schilling
Is Brad Pickett GOAT?
>>68886476
that's jason statham you idiot
>>68886022
Learn2makeup
>>68884204
young aldo was a savage
>>68886555
when did rich became a meme on /heem/?
>>68886555
disfigured goof, can he even touch his toes
>>68886567
only girls, low test betas, and fags who train and stretch every day can touch their toes.
>>68886627
baby armed manlet detected
>>68886563
i started Piano-posting on heem
>>68886649
deduct a point
if you feel like you can't go on DQ her
>>68886649
headbutt her back
>>68886649
tell big john about it on twitter and ask him for 5 minutes
>>68886649
wrestlefuck her
post pics
>>68886449
fucking loser, i would do a fat rip from my bong and blow it in your stupid face
>>68886659
>>68886680
>>68886693
>>68886726
>>68886729
i eyepoked her
>>68886775
i dickpoked her t b h
>>68886659
so fucking annoying, i'd rather deal with the cucks
Reminder to train in the gi 3x a week MINIMUM in order to fuck Gina Carano.
DC is my boy
>you now remember Diaz saying that Schilling is a top 10 kickboxer
>>68886481
Pickett was actually Brad Pitts stunt double for the movie.
>>68886775
good riddance
D-did you say Jon Jones?
why the fuck wont this fight play?
https://www.ufc.tv/video/paul-sass-vs-jacob-volkmann-ufc-146
>>68886950
>not Sparring 3 times a day
her boyfriend is a kickboxer bro. Its how she got into MT/MMA
>>68887037
> you now remember Diaz won due to triathlon training and not sparring with bums
Cardio is the most important attribute. Gassed fighters lose all their skill.
>tfw 200 doesn't outsale 196
>>68887037
>>68887311
>Joe Schilling smokes so he keeps himself from becoming too powerful
>Smoking is his limiter
Just like my japanese animes
>>68887253
Pussy cant stop a double leg though can he?
>>68882881
is vin diesel meme magic
ronda makes movie with him, wins
bisping makes movie with him, wins
>tfw DC heems JBJ in the 1st
>>68887341
>tfw ufc 100 isn't outsaled
You now remember bisping has a part in the new twin peaks revival.
>>68882881
You missed the big boxing card tomorrow which is Thurman vs porter on CBS at 9pm et.
>>68887341
>>68887440
ufc 200 just seems so lackluster. DC vs Jones isn't a worthy main event. the brock fight is forced af. wmma = wfag. jose vs aldo wasn't that exciting the first time, though i do think it could be better this time. cain vs browne is nice. the fight pass prelims are way spicier on paper.
>watching Mayham vs Dollaway
>Dollaway gets rocked by Miller
Why is Dollaway so shit?
>>68887508
fucking hell it just happened again
lads i kinda want to go to lellator now, Daley, MVP and Mitrione are pretty big names.
Post em, boys
>>68887624
Watch Daley Heem a goof.
MVP will finally get tested against a tough guy. And see if Mitrione can fight with a concussion
rate this meal lads
>>68887781
Not a fan of capsican but it looks pretty healthy. Its a good thing hes off 3 steaks a day
>>68887781
bretty gud i love brussels sprouts
>>68887801
>>68887808
he seems to have dramaticly have reduced his meat intake
do you guys think that hes going vegan?
>>68887846
I just think he realizes he needs a balenced diet instead of trying to get Bigg
Link kind of related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJFO-m5DShk
>>68887957
I wish fucking Sportsbet took bets for Glory.
I remembered they put up odds for one Glory event and I fucking murdered the cunts.
>K1 World Grand Prix 1993-2010
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1399781
>K1 MAX (2002-2007)
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3290350
>Andy Hug
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3090588
>Andy Souwer
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2047205
>Badr Hari
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1561088
>Buakaw Por Pramuk
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3044973
>Ernesto Hoost
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2023975
>Giorgio Petrosyan
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3257774
>Mike Zambidis
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3277016
>Peter Aerts
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4165802
>Remy Bonjasky
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1857321
>Semmy Schilt
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3040439
>>68886449
I actually sorta find straight edge admirable sometimes. I hung out with a mixed crowd when I was part of the local hardcore scene like 10 years ago but CM Punk was probably listening to fucking Warped Tour garbage then still too so who gives a shit about him or them. I'm drunk at 5:30 am on my one day off a week and he can go fuck his ideals. 99% of the music he pretends to like is filled with drunks just trying to chill at a house show instead of be indoctrinated by a skinny faggot.
>>68888043
sik goi
>>68888043
I was hoping Fightpass would get the K-1 WGPs up so we could rip new versions with a script that Italy lad made and replace the old DVD avi.
>>68888153
There is some legal fuckery going on with that.
Fucking Japanese Business Deals
what if the chinamen UFC also buy Glory and start their own network once the Fox network runs out?
24/7 MMA?
>>68883011
Judo/sambo
>>68888226
Yeah, I heard something about. I thought Glory bought K-1 entirely, they payed fighters money that K-1 owed them for fights. But some Jap business is claiming they own the footage. I'm pretty sure at one point, I think it was Glory was regularly putting K-1 fights on youtube.
It makes me wonder who physically has the file/tapes whatever the master copy of the footage is kept. Or is that shit lost and they just have DVDs from the original footage now.
>>68888359
Yeah I have no idea. It is a shame honestly. I was never a sports fan when K-1 was in its prime.
>>68888153
The fightographies have matches from more rare promotions, so that's probably the most valuable thing about my post.
Remember to seed pls.
>>68888469
Its good work, m8.
>>68885931
>>68885953
>>68886503
I ain't no fuckin FAG
>>68888310
Fightpass
Just watched the Rumble-DC fight. It was really cool of Rumble to put the belt on DC himself.
Dom interview
https://youtu.be/iJi5BQH8UbA
>>68888622
From what I remember It seemed like DC didn't even notice he did it lol
>>68888666
Rumble said something and DC did turn around and see him, but I guess in the moment he must have been thinking of other things.
>the UFC removed this from their youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-zMz9Cetgg
goodmorningheem
>>68882881
Its a shame Rumble isn't a technical fighter. All he has is power and size. I don't see him touching JBJ.
>>68883223
>>68888334
These.
Using greco to learn the proper no-gi grips and then incorporate judo/sambo throws using those grips.
I just realized that Ferguson vs Chiesa is only 4 days after UFC 200. So that is RDA vs Alvarez, Gadelha vs JJ, UFC 200, and Chiesa vs Ferguson in a 6 day period.
Pretty absurd.
Should cute girls be allowed to fight?
>>68889151
only each other
>>68889151
only without clothes
>Glory is on in about 5 hours
>Running on 5 hours sleep right now
>Already 930 PM
what do lads?
POLL MUY IMPORTANTE
http://www.strawpoll.me/10583193
>>68889383
Tough one, there is super-fight series card thats 2 - 3 hours then the main card 3 hours. Power-nap two hours now and you should make it.
FUCK THAT
>>68888722
It was never on their youtube it was always on that freefightsFORYOU channel
>>68889517
just now noticed the finger and the other guy next to him
>>68889515
I would honestly skip it but Saenchai is on it so I am gonna try and stay up and nap after.
Fuck I am behind on homework but I can just cram on monday and Thursday (has to be done by Wednesday)
>>68889568
Superfights cards have been as good as the proper cards lately. I'm nervous/excited for Saenchai, worried how he copes with kickboxing rules but still pretty confident he is gonna KO the lanket in speccy fashion.
>>68889634
hes fought Kickboxing before right? I think he should do fine.
I just did the math and Glory starts at like 3 in the morning...See how much of a splitting headache I get
Do you guys remember the fight where Joe Schilling got KTFO(mma)
Well he requested a rematch but instead in a kickboxing bout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh4A5WMBwfo
guess what happend
>Demi Lovato showing up to Lellator events
Do you think she shitposts on /heem/?
>>68889733
m8, scroll up. We we're watching it.
Either way Schiling is shit and should hang the gloves up
>>68889809
who
>>68889847
*tips fedora
Talk to me /heem/y
Let's lose our minds ands go fuckin sleepy
Ay yah yah yah yah
I keep hopin we'll eat HEEMS be the ocean.
>>68889886
literally who
>>68884010
What event was this?
Ok so what's the deal with Joe Schilling? Is he a meme or legit?
>>68889979
He's an athlete that smokes a pack of cigarettes a day. That should tell you everything.
>>68889551
>the other guy
Jake Shields?
>>68884529
>>68889979
>>68890025
hes such a shit kickboxer, very brawler like
for some reason he kickboxes with his hands low and chin forward and just spams hooks with a kick here and there
he could do good in mma if he had some TDD
>>68889568
>>68889634
who is saenchai fighting lads
>>68890106
I just watched the Kato rematch. He was very reckless and sloppy, I remember him claiming that he does it to put asses in seats.
>>68890123
Eddy Nait Slimani, He fought the Brazilian Yurk at Paris, he dominated pretty hard in that fight. ,the only one I see him fight. He is like 3 feet taller than Saenchai.
>>68890466
some albanian guy huh
saenchai has fought dozens of fighters taller than him, yet he won everytime with some sneaky trick
>>68890520
Most thais are willing to fight foreigners who weigh more and are taller because they believe we are shit
>>68890550
I know my man
but it makes sense, they train since birth and literally do nothing else
http://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/bobby-green-king
>scheduled for 8 fights since August 2014
>all but 2 of them get canceled
>lose both
JUST
>>68890594
They must be plagued with medical issues by the time they reach the age of even 20 tb(h)
>>68886567
>>68886627
>>68886647
>Implying Rich Piano can't touch his toes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSf1BFRcdxo
Sometimes the Thai have trouble going to kickboxing rules. I always think that even mid-tier thais should walk over and destroy everyone but they often struggle.
>>68890868
lack of takedowns,extended clinching and elbows fuck em up. But from what I have seen he doesn't rely on any one thing and is pretty versatile. Even hits sidekicks which is cool to see.
>>68891452
why would u make a webm of this?
>>68891562
It was beautiful misdirection and mewvment
>>68891562
>>68891608
this
just bleed casual go away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnpR3d5QuQ0
>>68889688
Didn't he get beat by a literal Chinese who under kickboxing rules?
>>68891608
I need more grappling webms
>>68891608
>>68891643
but....its a failed takedown?
>>68889733
Ayyy lmao
>>68889809
im getting more a /r/mma vibe
>>68891891
who are these guys?
>>68891070
Even just the tempo I think fucks them. They are use to the normal thai rhythm of letting bettor chuck their bets on, slowly feel each other out for a round or two, then the scoring rounds start. I think Saenchai do well, any rules. I more talking in general about thais.
Even Sittichai, learn lessons. The first fight he think he have he had in the bank. (like everyone watching) I think the thai mentality kicked in a bit when he think fight won. Like when they know they win fight, the winner take foot off pedal in last round. The fighter who is more aggressive is loser because they need to score to win and winning fighter goes to cruise control to signal to judges they have won and its all over. The scoring I never understand, when I think I have fundamental understanding, I hear some other nuance about it.
>>68891891
>>68891932
not sure
i know this one is the dominic waters vs leon edwards fight
>>68892019
more from that same fight
>>68891932
Who the fuck is Nick Lentz?
>>68892051
i have 36 webms of submissions
this is 17
>>68892157
gross af
>>68892157
Ese culo
fark, Rampage dad bod as fuck.
>LW - 2 WEC guys became champ
>WW - Robbie was from Strikeforce
>MW - Luke from SF became champ
>LHW - Cormier was also from SF
Is that proof that "UFC material" shit is overrated? Tons of outsiders came to the promotion and got to the top.
>>68892969
Anyone who thinks that anyone outside of the UFC is shit is a casual and a retard
>>68892969
>mike bernardo, cool gonna be a sick heem or him getting heemed
>nope, kissing Le Banner
>4 hours till glory
fuuuuuck
>>68892675
oh shit thats chris heatherly. he just fought in bellator
>>68892739
is that Swanson? who he fighting?
>>68893549
M8 I think its 5 hours.
Their website says 22:00 CEST and internet tell its 4:42pm CEST.
Might need to avoid the internet for spoilers and do a torrent job tomorrow.
>>68893634
Siver
>>68894118
Actually it say event start at 19:30 but web broadcast 22:00.
>>68894118
I am looking at fightpass right now and its exactly 4 hours
I probably could have gone to bed and woken up super early too late now though
>>68889733
Thats a good youtube channel .
Both these guys have very aesthetically pleasing fighting stances. I think its important to look cool as fuck when fighting.
https://youtu.be/vHdrlkpTrLA
One thing I think thais do beautifully in kickboxing that rekts cunts is awesome timing on straight step through knees.
>>68894118
>>68894694
FP prelims start at 1:30 EDT, which is exactly 2 bongs 30 bings from now
https://www.ufc.tv/video/glory-31-superfight-series
>>68894694
>fightpass
>>68894878
I had to refresh my page. Whelp I am retarded.
>>68894694
>>68894878
How are you guys watching main card?
>>68894973
idk find a stream maybe. Anyone gonna be on heemspeak to watch with me? I need to be kept awake.
>>68895022
I'm pretty nakered and had a few tonight. Gonna try to make Saenchai and crash, watch the rest tomorrow.
>>68895288
>being this much of a fake fite fan
>>68894899
faggot
Will Poland take over MMA?
http://www.ufc.com/news/nevada-commission-approves-early-weigh-ins-for-ufc-events
When can we just officially kill the weight cutting meme?
>>68895320
Blatant fight fan shaming and its almost working.
>>68895549
Its one of those things.
Either make weigh ins on the day or weigh in earlier to give fighters time to recover.
If you weigh in on the day your gonna get all those crazy dudes that are gon na fight half dead and risk severely hurting themselves permanently
>>68895574
You got anything to do today? Its sunday afterall
Any other Pat Barry fans around?
>>68895549
I read tweet by Anik that its actually backfiring, he says fighters going in 10 lbs heavier. So fighters are cutting harder and going in heavy because they got more time.
>>68895677
Me. I get a kick out of legkick TKOs and he seems like a fun guy.
what is heemspeak?
>>68895794
Teamspeak server for real fight fans
Johny Hendricks = THE NEW DOMINANT WW CHAMPION 2014
UFC 167 = END OF CANADIAN MMA
Hendricks > GSP
Hendricks, Condit, Lawler > Rory "safe" Pierre
>>68895652
I'll try to make it but I'm on the booze for a cheat day and had a hectic day. I am pretty proud that there is aussie repping this hard for kickboxing in the fite fan stake t b h.
>>68895794
teamspeak server for autists and cuckposters
>>68895878
its gonna be hard. I have a terrible headache and I am tired as balls
>>68895969
I live for kickboxing but even I torrent later on most times because of time-zone fuckery. I'm always stuck on stuttering super low res stream live anyway, at least download I can watch in decent quality and enjoy fights more.
>>68895914
dam son
>>68896198
Unless I get a decent stream like ace stream maybe I am gonna pack it in after fightpass tbqh. I dont wanna hurt my eyes looking at a shitty stream. It gets added to fightpass after anyway.
>>68896293
I'm a fucking goof at finding streams so I'm always stuck on the worst of the worst. I did score a invite to a proper mma tracker a couple months back to download from. Before that I had to wait until it was up on RU tracker.
>>68896798
m8s from heemspeak help usually
/heem/ sleepy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOw6Mwl4r18
Does UWM belong on /sp/ or /asp/?
>>68898585
weapon fighting is going to be to MMA as MMA is to boxing
>>68898667
I cant wait
>>68898766
It would actually be much more exciting than any current combat sport if they had real masters of whatever weapons they decided to use fighting imo
>>68898585
i hear ya but fake shit should cost $9.99 bro
>>68898585
Whatever board cosplay is on
>>68887781
looks like a meal someone who has no idea how to cook makes and just tosses stuff in a skillet or oven. props to him for not eating like a retard, though, and scarfing down hot dogs or hamburgers and fries.
>>68898866
like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z19hR04Ckb8
if you don't think this is the coolest shit get out of my face
>>68898866
Well I think its basically gonna be the UFC for weapons. HEMA masters will cross train with Escrimadors and Kenjutsu practitioners with spar with Scandanavians
>>68898953
>Skallagrim
Mah nigga
Too bad the guys in UWM are not that good yet
>TFW MMA gyms will have both UWM and MMA classes.
>>68899022
>mfw watching the spiciest clanger of the century at UMM 374
besides the KO's, the best part of last night's Bellator was Wanderlei Silva photobombing/vidbombing Lennox Lewis. Silva looks to have gained some weight, no doubt back on the juice. any word when his next fight will be and at what weight? i figured they had him on site to challenge Rampage. Coker probably nixed that after such a lackluster performance.
>>68899171
*UWM 374
>>68899171
Battle Of The Nations is shit compared to UWM They game the rules too much
>That one moment where they just wail on eachothers legs and spam takedowns
The rules for UWM are not perfect but they are the best for cross martial art competition.
>>68899275
NEW
>>68888043
Based Hug ax kicks are my favorite thing from K-1
>>68899245
imagine weapons fighting progressing into full blown future gladiators
like GMO cyborg fighters fighting to the death in the year 2320 on cable or something
>>68899422
fighting to the death is too harsh but I can imagine having something like tasers instead of blades. Or non lethal lightsabers.
Will DC beat Jones at 200?
>>68899587
yes, he is willing to d-die
>>68900000
Checked
>>68900000
chechik
>>68900000
repeating number beheld
>>68892969
Robbie already got beat twice and was shit back then. Luke couldn't defend a belt 1 time and got Buster Douglas'd by pillow hands Britbong. Cormier is pretty good, though he's not the best guy in either of the shallow divisions he's fought in.
>>68900000
so this means that DC will win right?
>>68900237
my man
>>68900000
bet the barn on DC lads
>>68900000
all day nigga
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