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Upcoming events:
6/25: GLORY 31 - Roosmalen vs Sittichai [Prelims start at 1:30 PM EDT, 10:30 AM PDT, 6:30 PM BST, Main card starts at 4 PM EDT, 1 PM PDT, 9 PM BST]
6/25: PBC on Showtime - Joshua vs Breazeale [Starts at 5 PM EDT, 2 PM PDT, 10 PM BST]
6/28: PBC on FS1 - DeLoach vs Castillo
7/2: ONE FC: Dynasty of Champions - Jadambaa vs Kelly
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 - Murata vs Kohori
7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez
7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Ferguson vs Chiesa
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Glory 32 - Adamchuk vs Varga
7/22: Bellator 159 - Caldwell vs Taimanglo
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Pettis vs Oliveira
9/3: UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
Previous thread: >>68882881
News:
>Bellator 157 highlights
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/bellator-157-video-highlights-youll-watch-this-michael-chandler-knockout-over-and-over-again
>Sterling didn't handle his loss to Craway well
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/25/12027962/aljamain-sterling-details-emotional-collapse-after-suffering-first
>Herschel Walker wants to fight Rampage in Bellator
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/23/12020454/retired-nfl-legend-herschel-walker-next-fight-bellator-mma-rampage-jackson-spike-tv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOw6Mwl4r18
Second for spicy clangers
>>68899275
(repost from last thread b/c wtf not)
apart the KO's, the best part of last night's Bellator was Wanderlei Silva photobombing/vidbombing Lennox Lewis. Silva looks to have gained some weight, no doubt back on the juice. any word when his next fight will be and at what weight? i figured they had him on site to challenge Rampage. Coker probably nixed that after such a lackluster performance.
what's next for Rampage? thoughts? i kinda want to see him take on that Hardcore Kid guy.
>>68899275
>Herschel Walker
what a meme sport
>>68899342
why does she always look like she's dying of cancer
>>68899546
I think people mewving around like in a movie and attacking each other with weapons, lethal, or nonlethal, would be the biggest sport in history
If people weren't dressed in massive suits of armor and used weapons that somehow displayed a more tangible sign of impact (ie blood, a red light, or whatever), normies would eat that shit up
Post future perennial contenders
I'll start
>Sage
>>68899840
True. They need the suits because they need to determine impact to see how much damage is caused. But they cant measure things like cuts or thrusts very well because they dont cause a lot of blunt trauma.
>>68900000
digits confirm
>de heem
>>68900199
tyson vs buster douglas is a good analogy to that loss
it was more a result of rockhold being arrogant and underestimating his opponent than it was a result of bisping being better than him
>>68892969
Robbie is what, the 3rd or 4th best guy in his weight class? Luke couldn't defend a belt 1 time and got Buster Douglas'd by pillow hands Britbong. Cormier is pretty good, though he's not the best guy in either of the shallow divisions he's fought in.
reminder that DC will beat jones, meme magic confirmed >>68900000 →
>>68900272
is a response to
>>68900284
>>68900272
Letting your macho over confidence get you KTFO is still your fault. Mike Tyson's biggest weakness was his mentality. Besides all of the apologist bullshit, when he got frustrated he would give up or DQ himself. Look at Pernell Whitaker, famous for his defense, but lost to Trinidad chiefly because (imo) he wanted to prove he could bully a bigger man.
Conversely somebody like Mayweather or Ali never lost composure and were always supremely focused in the ring. I'm a little drunk, but there's a point here somewhere.
>>68900272
>>68900284
People honestly do not give Bisping enough credit. He's better than a lot of people seem to think.
Sure, if they both fight their best fight. Rockhold probably wins most of the time. Same thing with Silva. But if either of those guys don't quite fight their best fight and Bisping does, he can clearly beat them both.
People shit on Bisping but he's far from being a bad fighter. He fucking brings it every fight, he doesn't run like a pussy, he doesn't wrestlefuck to decisions and people still shit on him. I don't get it.
>>68900763
This guy gets it. Bisping has been my boy since the beginning. Even as champion he is being criminally underrated.
I honestly like Bispings chances against pre weidman silva.
The future heavy-wight champ of the UFC. Guarantied to fuck up the whole UFC roster
>Scott Coker says free agent Rory MacDonald is 'somebody we'd definitely be interested in when he's free'
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/25/12029734/scott-coker-says-free-agent-rory-macdonald-is-somebody-wed-definitely?_ga=1.230745815.912648383.1466736598
>tfw I could heem every here because of my viking genes
Feels good to be superior to you anglo-saxon degenerates.
>>68899275
If you're gonna include boxing events, might as well go all the way lad. Porter/Thurman follows right after Joshua/that guy.
>>68900284
the Bisping is pillow-fisted is an old and tired view. if you haven't seen his latest 2 fights, he has changed his manner of striking and now puts some weight behind his hands. looks like he finally hired a competent striking coach, honestly.
>>68901147
What would you do if an American tries to spread capitalism near you?
>>68901138
just because the brits and irish were fags doesn't mean you can fuck up the whole of /heem/ fuccboi. you come at me with that stupid axe and i'll shoot you in the head before you can get 20 yards from me. believe me i would love to see your head explode
>>68901315
Why do you make it so easy for poor and retarded people to get guns in your country?
I can buy an AR-15 here legally but it'll take tons of paperwork and quite a bit of money.
>>68901199
invite him into my guard
>>68901405
theres literally nothing wrong with those people having guns
>what's left after this?
>what's is the meaning of this memey sport after this
JUST BRING IT BACK.
>>68901405
don't give a fuck nigga!!!
you want to kill me i'll make sure you're the one who dies - this ain't a game fuccboi
>>68901153
He might as well sit down on his punches if every opponent is going to stick their chin out with shit defense.
What is FOTY so far, lads?
>>68900699
That's similar to what I was saying
Rockhold's mentality lost him the fight
>>68901753
Lawler-Condit
Reyes-Kim is a close second
>>68901753
Bosse vs Connell I think
A lot of good fighs this year so hard to say
Also get in heemspeak lads Glory is nearly on
>>68901753
Vargas/Salido or Lawler/Condit. Yamaguchi/Lee is also close.
>>68901773
Consistent discipline under stressful situations is a rare thing.
>>68901616
back the fuck off!!!??
lads
Get hype for The Black Warrior
>bellator signs rory
kek
>>68899342
go back to de jungle
>>68902434
>the city of you
they want to sign him, but they haven't
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/25/12029734/scott-coker-says-free-agent-rory-macdonald-is-somebody-wed-definitely
>dutch names
>>68902668
shes half egyptian
>those flaccid cheers
>>68902793
we're in for a long ride bruh, the very start is always quiet
nice first round. White gloves won that I think.
Any Glory streams?
>>68903265
https://www.ufc.tv/video/glory-31-superfight-series
Also holy shit Danenberg is kicking the shit out of the Spanierd
>>68903265
What the fuck's a Malta?
Gina Carano
>>68903585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8tVTuNZ3Zw
Fulton vs Bullock
>>68901450
one of us
>>68903649
Bah gawd
Why no one wants to fight?
I thought you are tough guys with no fear of having a little fight
just walk into the ring m8
that spinny kick was fast af
anyone got a spicy webm of schilling knocked the fuck out again?
uploading the webms now that my internet is working again
>>68903649
hehe
>>68899275
Scintillating undiagnosed Aspergers as usual OP
>>68904380
u 2 bud
saenchai now
aussie where
saenchai not now nvm
>>68904622
>saenchai now
Did he have a sex change or something?
>this walkout song
>>68904680
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saenchai_PKSaenchaimuaythaigym
Is his legal name Saenchai PK Saenchai muay thai gym
>>68904764
Is previous thread the best new meme of 2016?
>>68904799
Yes.
It's possibly the best meme of all time, as well.
>>68904622
why am I seeing women fight then
>>68904860
see the post after that
i was wrong m8
dam son I found a stream
>>68904665
Explain to me how Hendrix sustained a Berserking Robbie Lawler but succumbed against Wonderboy's meme shit?
>>68899542
Shut the fuck up and eat your soup you cabbage.
>>68904921
wonderboy didnt KO him he just overwelmed hit with shots and couldnt dodge any
>>68904869
would try to rape so she'll beat me to a pulp
>>68904763
it's just his ring name, just like how it used to be Sor. Kingstar because he fought from Kingstar gym. Buakaw used to be Buakaw Por. Pramuk because he fought out of that gym, now he's Buakaw Banchamek because he trains in a new gym named after his actual surname.
>>68904921
USADA
>>68905034
>now he's Buakaw Banchamek because he trains in a new gym named after his actual surname.
thats because its his own gym
>>68904494
>this guy heemed me but I managed to talk him into a rematch in kickboxing
>lemme just throw away all my technical advantage by brawling wildly
This is a good fight and nobody's talking about it
>>68904921
Wonderboy disrupted Hendricks rthym through out the fight. You can see everytime wonderboy strikes, Hendricks takes it and looks to reset and as he is resetting wonderboy would tag him again. He had no chance to settle into the fight or even an oppurtunity to think about a new approach once wonderboy started connecting.
>>68905078
>women
>kickboxing
>good fight
Lmao @ you're """life"""
keep up yoor head
>>68904921
Hendricks is fucking retarded when it comes to weight cuts, especially now with extra rules on top. Maybe the early weighin stuff will help him out.
>>68905058
Yeah I know. Just explaining the naming situation and providing another example.
>>68905147
I hate you 189ers
fuck Isis
WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK. HOW DID SHE WIN
FUCK ISIS!
GOD DAMN ROBBERY!
>>68905221
>liking women fighting means that hes a hardcore fan
>>68905266
fairst round was for sure for her
second and third round she make more punch than her
saenchai actually now
>tfw cant find the thread without ctrl+f anymore
saenchai vs conor when
aw shit nigga saenchai time
>inb4 knocked out in 14 seconds
Saenchai 2much wily veteran
Saenchai DQ for too much banter
saenchai is toying with the dude
>>68905864
if he was allowed to trip and use knees in the clinch he would BTFO him
this fucking ref is garbage. Blatant Elbow attack and no penalty.
>>68905904
yeah these k1 rules are shit
>>68906066
yup need MT rules with 4oz gloves
>>68906392
JWP's CMT is GOAT rule set
Muay Thai rules, with mma gloves and in a cage
>fallzidi
Looked away for a second and missed it
Get blacked
BLACKED
BLACKED
how did he become the #3 contender
>>68906678
>>68906687
>>68906679
/heem/speak where?
>>68906678
>>68906679
>>68906687
LHW is different in kickboxing
but rumble versus mwakasa?
also techno acdc and techno floyd remixes
>>68906745
ts41.gameservers.com:9185
here lad
>>68906757
Nah son its The Black Warrior vs The Black Beast
>>68899342
she really confuses me. i look at her and know that she is objectively unattractive. but, for some reason, i want to fuck the shit out of her.
>>68906868
JJ is objectively an ugly woman.
Claudia would be wife tier if she was 5% more feminine.
>>68906868
She's always been unattractive. Open your eyes, even with the best professional photography she'd still remain ugly. Poland has the most attractive women in Europe, I can guarantee you that, and this bitch is legitimately a 5/10 in her best days. You perceive her as fuckable since she's a monster in the cage and men enjoy feisty women but that's all.
>>68907107
Need a whole lot more than 5% bruh
>>68907154
>She's always been unattractive. Open your eyes, even with the best professional photography she'd still remain ugly.
did you even read what i wrote? i know she's ugly, that's my confusion.
>>68907187
She's not that bigg now tho senpai. On TUF and her snapchat she's a qt
>>68907187
why is Renan Barao wearing a bra
Schaub is God
>>68907187
>this is a 10 on /heem/
>>68901138
thats a late medieval axe not a viking era axe tho
>>68907474
I read it and I'm elaborating further in case some neet attempts to defend his deformed fightfu. Joana is an elite athlete but she's no face of the organization, she can't grow a beard to cover that hideous face like Conor did.
>>68907536
USADA bless
>>68899342
Wife tier
Redpill me on Mike Dolce.
Like my new shirt?
Is McGregor still fighting Mayweather?
>>68908207
I knew Rory posted here
>>68907833
Norway SHOOK
>>68908207
No.
>>68908193
who?
>>68908207
Fuck off Dom.
>>68908209
Id heem him under a minute
>>68907769
her and claudia are the same age and the two best in the world it's amazing how much genetics affects your abs
>>68908193
He's not on roids, I can bet you my right testicle on it. The lad is simply a genius when it comes to nutrition and routines. You'd know if you've read some of his books.
cap this
>>68909274
thank you
>>68908479
>genetics
>>68909413
cap this post too
>>68909486
U got it
>>68901816
Didn't Lawler have the 2015 FOTY too?
>>68909560
Yes, his second fight with Rory MacDonald
>>68909612
sincerely thank you
>>68909681
thank you
/heem/ poll of the day
http://www.strawpoll.me/10586910
>>68909742
thank you
>>68909745
Should have phrased the question "Any other poorfags like me?"
>>68910021
hey man be quiet that's not cool
boxing
http://vipbox.biz/boxing/watch-1qn4i-anthony-joshua-vs-dominic-breazeale?l=1455081841
kickboxing
http://streamendous.com/channel15.php
>>68910219
True friend right here
>>68910061
Stealing isn't cool
>>68901315
Kek.Clinton will take ur guns away. What about then my fella?
>>68908207
very nice
Which wrassler would have made a great MMA star if they went into it when the sport/they were young
threadly heeminder
The Undertaker
Roy Jones Jr also mentioned that he would have done MMA if he had had the opportunity, imagine that
>>68911911
>>68911756
top is reply to bottom
>>68911756
Rey Mysterio. He would ragdoll Mighty Mouse.
>>68912145
>Roy Suspicious
>beating Mighty Manlet with a steel chair
I see where you're coming from.
MELVIIINNNNN
>>68912431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpBQ1S-ysDI
619 MY NIGGAZ REPRESENT
>>68911756
Goldberg, the Steiner brothers. Haku/Meng/Tonga Fifita would've probably been right at home in the NO RULES days fucking up fat "brawlers" and "street fighters" and dudes thinking a black belt in strip mall krotty or their own made up fighting style made them badass.
>>68912846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOfcp19dJJg
Tfw Melvin knocked out pretty badly our finnish mma pioneer.
Is this a spicy banger lads?
>>68913130
>>68913252
Im here to stay. Come at me.
>>68909745
>living in serbia
>ordering ppv
>>68913364
When is AJ gonna fight someone worth a damn?
>>68913407
And I'm with ya bud. These fackin softies can't push us around bud we play hockey and they probably play touchbutt or footy or some shit right?
>>68913625
>fight someone worth a damn
>in boxing
you should know better anon
>>68913407
>Soenen went to fucking Brazil alone.
This motherfucker.
>>68914839
lol no he didn't
>page 6
murthel groenhart gotta buy the diapers
got kids to feed
if sittichai sitsongpeenong doesn't win what is even the point of thailand
they have the minimumweight division on lock at least
>>68913407
Never realized til now that Chael was wearing flip flops
roosmalen can't open up with his boxing because of sittichai's hung left roundhouse series and knee
he's able to mix in some creative counters now
>>68916935
Yeah Sittichai is taking this home t bh
>>68916986
"""""black"""""
More like halfspic ""black""
>>68916986
what he's obviously black and white
>>68903637
A literal goddess.
>>68917179
booo
>those stats
>>68903637
>>68917187
milf carano is still up there in the top
does anyone except body-conscious feminists and nu-male virgins still hespect howdy honda housey?
>>68916986
Bruh that nigger is the pastiest white man ive ever seen And i have albino friends.
>>68917357
Travis doesnt
>>68917357
I have respect for any athlete that wins a medal for my country.
I don't have respect for lazy fucks that take away someone else's spot in the olympics and then fail to make weight (Daniel Cormier).
What a shit-tier thread. I am disappointed in you, heem.
>>68917450
that's what happens when you have a tryhard OP bud
>first ever thai glory champion
congrats, here's your meme-belt
>>68917450
I just started posting today. Give me a chance the quality will go up
>>68917386
disgusting
>>68917487
>the OP matters
official /literallyfreemoney/ of the week: Eddie Alvarez
This Thai getting paid for the first time of his life probably
>>68899342
I'd still fuck Joanna even if she looks like a cancer patient. I love a woman with a stone-cold resting bitch face for some reason.
Post wife-tier fighters. Not cumsluts, wife-tier.
stat padding btfo
>>68917450
>implying
this has been one of the best threads in a while
>>68917655
>>68917695
Someone has to star giving thailand fighter kids HGH at 10 so they can have a decent middleweight fighter.
>>68917734
surprised some madmen haven't started a thai breeding program looking for the biggest dudes to breed with big athletic women to produce a race of Heavyweight Muay Thai.
>>68917765
Nice trap
>>68917728
powerful nose game
LOL
>>68917856
robin was real quick getting to wikipedia, he mad salt
>>68917988
She's an uggo.
>>68918020
This
MUAY THAI
https://youtu.be/OKHWBRhiXTM
>>68918076
pillowfist kick
>>68917988
>that comment
>Mistress I hope to lick your
>>68917765
i do not know why i find her so cute
what is this i hear about pat being a pedo ?
>>68908207
get /fit/ or die mirin you skeleton
>>68918171
Uh, cause she's cute as fuck?
and I don't know anything about pat being a pedo
>>68918171
>>68918199
the joke is that they've been together since she was pretty young and back then she looked extremely young
>>68918171
>>68901138
> mfw Brock and his viking genes heem Hunto at 200
> mfw I have no face because this will not happen lol
Germanic-Samoan genes checking in come at me breh
>>68918171
he was her 'trainer' since she was 14
they started going out when she was 18 officially and he was 30
also i heard rumours she was fiddled by her dad when she was young which was why she took up mma
Why do black people hate Europeans so much? What did we do?
>>68918176
Who would even wanna look like that douche anyway?
>>68918108
I don't know why and I'm ashamed to admit it but that fight gave me a hard on.
>>68918290
what do you look like?
WTF happened to Wonderboy???
>>68914709
What did he mean by this?
Seriously, what did he mean.
>>68918503
robbie lawler looks like a dildo
what fights are on tonight?
>>68918757
Thurman v Porter
>Joshua BTFO of some americuck
Being English is GOAT right now
>>68918772
late night for you eh
>>68918295
and then there's, y'know, the fact that she looks 12
>>68918295
they aren't rumors she said it herself
>>68918817
Joshua is literally the biggest meme boxer to ever hold a title. He has fought exactly 0 legit guys.
>>68918845
sauce ?
>>68918879
TUF
her twitter
>>68899398
Literally Cringelords: The Sport
>>68918900
"Thanks for your response but I have a question, how come u didn't just ignore my post that you clearly do not like? Just wondering. Also what is wrong with crying about training in a high stress competition trying to be the best in the world giving it my all, opening up about my sexual abuse as a child? That's a joke to you? That hurts dude I guess you've never experienced sexual abuse because you would know better than to imply crying about that stuff is a joke."
-Rose Namajunas
>>68918863
And Bulgaria have produced exactly zero good fighters ever in history
>>68918879
https://www.instagram.com/p/6SoI5lm5Sa/
>>68918977
Sorry, didn't mean to trigger you,
What experiences have contributed most to making you who you are today?
Rose: That’d take years to answer completely, but I’ll give it a shot! I’ve experienced some whack situations that I’m sure many others could relate to. My parents escaped the Soviet Union as refugees to America, but my father couldn’t be in my life because of his schizophrenia and died when I was 16. My mom did everything to take care of my brother and me. I’ve witnessed everything in my neighborhood and schools - robbery, arson, homicide, abuse, and even suicide.
>>68919069
who here is betting on DC?
>>68919126
not betting on that fight, i wouldn't bet on DC at +260
>>68919069
>Rose will be a literal full blown schizophrenic before she is 30
>>68914709
lol wtf
>>68919649
shitty fighter
>>68918923
israel had a team at battle of nations and were pretty good. heem was comfier during it than most mma cards desu.
Mousasi vs Santos is the second fight on the Fight Pass Prelims? Wow lol
How was GLORY?
I only watched Saenchai's fight, that guy is an absolute munster
Is Cooper the ultimate fightfu?
>>68899398
What's that other sword and shield promotion where its country vs country and 5 on 5 ? They had an event like 6 weeks ago.
>>68920153
Battle of Nations
there is a severe lack of heems in glory
>>68920153
>sword and shield promotion
>>68920882
Boxing gloves are giant shields. Kickboxing with 4oz gloves is what I want to see.
WILL GRIGGS ON FIRE
>>68921551
i like it a lot
>>68902434
Earning a title in a smaller organization might be good for him.
post walk in music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-nuV36fvgQ
who /bambam/ here?
>>68921934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru6yp_x7DVA
Are there any god copy pastas that came from /heem/?
>4 hours sleep from watching glory
fug I feel dead. This was a real bad idea
>>68922473
just go to bed m8
if you have time to be posting on /heem/ you have time to be sleeping
>>68918923
>Competing in martial arts is cringey
better stop watching MMA then lads.
>>68920153
Battle Of The Nations and its shit
>Hey everyone lets spam takedowns and wail on eachothers legs until we win!
UWM is way better though admittedly its not perfect.
>>68922647
>YUUUUGE TAKEDOWN
>>68921934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5BL4RNFr58
>>68918273
webm of Pat getting heem'd
>Prime Anderson Silva is champ
>GSP isn't convinced he can perform well in a catchweight bout, too risky
>Lawler still reigns as WW champ
>GSP doesn't know if he's ever coming back
>Rockhold is champ
>GSP uncertain about return
>Bisping is the middleweight champ
>GSP is ready to jump a weight class and face the current MW Champ on a two weeks notice for UFC200 if he has to
Is Canada the absolute sphincter of MMA?
>>68923000
what do you think pat was dreaming of?
>>68921934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26wEWSUUsUc
Alternatively
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyJf5JECvIQ
>>68921934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SQTVwp19jU
>arena goes dark
>quiet
>...
>...
>flashing white light from the jumbotron and all around the arena
>SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaahhhhuhhhhnnnnctuhhhsss
>Saaahahhhnctus
>Benedictus, Benedictus...
>jumbotron flashes to me in the back
>my team is wearing nothing but white
>white Reebok kit
>white Reebok logos on white shorts
>all white gloves
>I'm standing still looking up with my eyes closed, my hands to my sides arms bent at the elbow, palms facing up
>I'm just finishing the last words of A Knight’s Prayer
>I make the sign of the cross
>slowly tilt my head down
>In nomine
>Doaaahhhhhmineeehhhhhh...
>open my eyes looking directly at the camera
>SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaahhhhuhhhhnnnnctuhhhsss
>I look away from the camera and hold a thousand yard stare
>walk slowly to the cage surrounded by my team in all white cutting through the darkness of the crowd and security
>go through the inspection with eyes closed
>go to middle of the cage
>GLoooOOOOOOOHHHRIIIAAAAAAAAAHH
>looking up eyes closed, hands to stretched out to sides, palms facing up
>similar to the Vitruvian Man by Leonardo da Vinci
>slowly rotate
>arms still outstretched
>eyes closed
>Benedictus, Benedictus...
>complete a full rotation
>SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaahhhhuhhhhnnnnctuhhhsss
>thank my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
>open my eyes
>look back down
>walk to my corner
>close my eyes again
>"Fighter are you ready?"
>"Fighter are *you* ready"
>I nod
>"Let's Get It On!"
open my eyes and do battle.
>>68923150
He said he didn't want to go back to WW because he didn't want to stop Rory from becoming champ
If Rory went to Bellatoe, he wouldn't have that excuse any more
>>68923167
I don't think he remembers his dreams
>>68901773
Rockhold's not a quitter like Tyson was. Rockhold's just unlucky that he got finished there. If Rockhold stayed down instead of trying to get up and recovered in guard I think he would have snapped out of his cocky mode and started working a proper gameplan in round 2. Tyson wasn't preparing for the fight properly, but he didn't fight cocky against Douglas, he just mentally checked out when Douglas proved to be a challenge.
>>68923167
the previous thread probably
>>68923291
>all that show
>you get heemed within 30 seconds
>your opponent starts gator arming and dancing in the octagon
>mfw conor heems nate at ufc 202
2 mcgreggors vs 1 lesnar
>>68923773
>mfw nate heems conor at UFC 202
>>68923291
that's some high grade autism right there bud
>>68923820
>nate heems conor
>>68923773
>mfw nate heems conor at UFC 202
>You now remember George Sotiropolous
>>68923291
but fo real doe,
listen to this while cycling through a folder of slow motion heems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCJFTBe039Q
SaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhuuuuhhhhhaaahhhhAAAAAHUHHHHH!
>>68923987
The only semi-legit Australian condenter and he was 50% Greek.
>>68923312
>stop Rory from becoming champ
not a valid concern anymore
>>68923291
>fight begins
>you become a panic wrestler
>>68923700
>your opponent starts gator arming and dancing in the octagon
how do i achieve sittichai legs?
Interesting
>>68924417
by kicking heavybags since you were 4
>>68901347
apply urself
>>68924417
By getting someone to take a pic of your leg right as you connect with a kick.
>>68925382
>dragon necklace
is it autism?
>>68925382
>Jimmy Hill
kek
Free KEKs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gniXyMV7E3c&feature=youtu.be
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE POST THE HD VERSION OF THIS?!?!
>>68924417
>>68924417
who has the youtube or webm of Muay thai versus like laos or cambodia's kick boxing, they have a lot of headbutts
>>68925798
Google image search is your freind
>>68925853
just search lethwei
it's from burma
DID they delete the Rich Piana vs Brendan Schaub youtube videos?
>>68925900
>>68925900
thanks
>>68921934
>>68922380
>>68923281
>>68923291
I'd fucking end your lives in the cage if you ever walked to such faggy music like that
>>68926062
>elton john
>faggy
Hes gay but his music is and always will be awesome.
Financially Affulent Saxophone vs. Brennan Shaub , who wins?
>>68926319
Schaub would get /heem/'d god dammit
>>68926357
what size bra does he wear?
>>68926319
previous thread would heem them both at the same time
Can you guys just go back to schaubposting
every new forced meme that comes from this shit heap just keeps getting more and more desperate and thirsty for attention
http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/forums/UnderGround/Another-Magana-Nude:2571040
>>68917856
Glad someone saw my edit
>>68926535
we're far past the point of return lad
at least we're getting a meme that makes a brave and unyielding statement about the current state of this general
this is the first time i've ever taken part in the spread of a meme
join the movement and win /heem/ back today
Can someone explain this "previous thread" meme please
>>68926711
it makes a brave and unyielding statement in satirizing the forced memes circulating around /heem/ while also encouraging prospective OPs to link the previous thread for the sake of /heem/'s greater enjoyment
win our general back today
>>68926807
MY GIRL! Aldana is a beast
>>68926540
>http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/forums/UnderGround/Another-Magana-Nude:2571040
Wait she's puerto rican? No wonder she's so trashy
>>68924898
this slut
http://www.strawpoll.me/10590032
>>68926872
my favorite wmma fighter is already champion
who /joanna/ here
Test
>>68926872
Fucking liberals
Schaub is God
>>68927002
>schaub is a dad
>has dadbod
interdasting
>>68926535
>go back to schaubposting
>>68927018
is previous thread the goat new meme of 2016?
>>68927064
why are you doing this? just play a video game or something man.
>>68901101
nooooo
"IT'S TIME" shouted Bruce, with a hop and a stomp,
Six inches he climbs; on the loose with such pomp.
Grey hair combed so fine that your boyfriend would love it,
Tanned skin mask with lines that Dos Anjos would covet.
"The most stacked card ever."
Let that sink a minute.
When the main starts with Cain
Then three titles within it,
Edgar destroys Aldo and to Dana beckons
For Goober because the fight took just twelve seconds.
Now fight fans all fapping
(The replay's so great)
Thoughts all overlapping with
Bouncing-tits-Tate.
She beats some dumb hue
Via choke; Anaconda
Towers over Joe Rogan,
Grabs the mic and shouts
"Ronda!
I know you are watching,
And I don't feel bad, slid
that choke in tight just like your pussy dad did!
Go lose fourty pounds so that you can make weight,
Duck Cyborg once more
Then come suck this Cupcake!"
She crotch chops and Goldie
Snaps awake, jaw ajar,
"Takes some energy, Joe,
To uh, be a rockstar"
>>68901101
that's right god dammit
>>68927475
Out walks big fat Hunt
But who gives a fuck
It's all just a stunt
So this card doesn't suck.
McGregor is missing
But now here comes Brock!
His chest tattoo'd up
With a sword-looking cock.
He gets the crowd going
By bouncing his pecs;
While Buffer's announcing,
He grins with a flex.
The first round gets going,
We grimace with dread,
For the part where Hunto
Blasts off Brock's severed head.
But what unfolds so fast
(And before there's contact)
Hunt pretends that he's gassed
And just falls on his back!
"Brock's fists are HUGE Joe,"
Says Goldberg, entranced,
"Look at that combo,
All with strikes so advanced!"
Herb Dean jumps in quick
And as Brock wins the fight,
He squeezes his dick
And we fear for his wife.
Jon Bones Jones:
Unbroken.
The GOAT (and a lock)
D.C.'s words oft spoken:
"I'll deepthroat Jon's cock"
They enter the cage
And the crowd roars;
Excitement.
D.C. can envision his succing indictment.
They meet in the center;
Big John reads the script:
"Fight clean and touch gloves,
Oh, and Jon?
Watch your dick."
The two meet with a clash,
"There's that oblique kick, Joe,
And there's D.C.'s moustache
With a streak, down below."
>>68927493
"It's an interesting fight,"
Rogan starts, (what a douche)
"Reminiscent of Rousey
vs Liz Carmouche.
You know that one figher
Is on the offensive,
Their grip so much tighter,
Training so extensive,
That all that they've dreamt
For the past ninety days
Is they have an attempt
To make champions gay."
D.C. is repeatedly grasping,
Fingers scratch violently.
Jon heatedly gasping,
We watch him scream silently.
No individual cheers
From the crowd heard alone,
We know the end's near;
It's just one constant moan.
"JUST LIKE THAT!" Goldy cries,
And in one fluid motion
Jones pokes D.C.'s eyes
Yet he shows no emotion.
D.C. drops to his knees
And without tying up
Makes it look like a breeze
As he flings off Jon's cup.
And just as he once said
That he grinds (not diminish)
D.C. starts giving head and then
Goes for the finish.
As D.C. wipes his mouth and they put on the belt,
You ask all your buddies how this fight card felt.
They throw in some cash for the pizza and fees,
But those goofs all in unison chirp your TV!
"Where the fuck are the wires?" they ask with disdain,
"You quite clearly possess a slow dim-witted brain."
They go to leave but you stop them
and heem every here,
Your canvas floor off their wee head clatters.
You make your point perfectly clear:
There's only one OP that matters.
I hate when /heem/ is slow
You guys help me forget it all
>>68927486
Rich bless
you typed all of that out and nobody cares
>>68927744
i know that feel
typed up a 5 page hand written letter to the girl i love, she didnt even read it and just told me straight up i was creepy and to leave her alone
I never cried so hard ever, I didn't even cry at my dad's funeral.
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Alexandr-Shabliy-72353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jue2CM5Wx9M
ufc debut when
Koreshkov vs Rory who wins?
>>68928025
Koreshkov.
>>68927918
>typed up a 5 page hand written letter
wut
if this actually happened, that must have been rough though
i can't relate desu
i've never fallen in love with anyone
i had a girlfriend once when I was 12, but only was in a relationship because she asked and I would feel bad if I said no
we broke up after 2 weeks
>>68928025
Rory, don't be stupid
why's she such a slut bros
>>68928025
koreshkov desu
>>68927918
this is so pathetic
>>68928075
she was apparently pretty slutty too
afterwards she mentioned that she would have let me fug das ass
like wtf m8 i barely even know your last name and all of a sudden you're asking me to date you and offering to let me fug you
i was a fat kid too
i regret being an autist and not getting it over with
/blog
>>68928075
i typed it up and drew on it, made art, hand wrote parts of it, it was a work of art, a confession to how much i adored her, but she said she wasn't comfortable around me and she was into someone else.
ive slept with hookers on backpage and at strip clubs, but after being burned by her i have never approached a woman outside of a money exchange
>>68928115
>that part of their leaked threesome when valerie pegs her daughter while the dog humps her
how did she retain custody after that?
>>68928115
she fucked that lil girl and the dog to? how lewd she is not waifu material
Why do I feel like the last 10 posts in this thread are all by the same person?
>>68928153
>>68928075
Have you ever considered the possibility that you're an actual autist
>>68928196
we've all been americans typing only in lowercase and using no punctuation
>>68928196
because they were all (you) lad. this as well. ~~~we didn't take our meds today~~~
>>68928198
i've never been good at painting or anything though
Who's your favorite black fighter?
>>68928196
Schaub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzUzMGvcYDc
Get Hype
>>68928607
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzUzMGvcYDc
meme fighter vs depleted heem fighter
boring, manlets have pillow fist
based tim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyWG1yWWcF0
Free fight lads
>>68928617
>pillow fists
>both have several KOs between them
ok
>>68928620
>Pic of him about to go hunting
>Hashtags showing off what a big dick bad ass he is
fucking try hard faggot
>>68928687
that doesnt even make any sense. Muslims dont eat pig. Thats a very poor metaphor
>>68928700
fuck off brifag, 2deep4u
>>68928700
muslims don't eat pigs because cannibalism is haram you fucking eejit
who the fuck actually posts shit like this, i dont get it, what is wrong with reddti
>>68928771
They are much different types of people. Extroverted and social. Simple-minded people.
>>68928782
i hope that you are being sarcastic here liddle man
>>68928771
go back to reeeeeeeeeeddit faggggggggg
>>68928771
Hes right you know. The new fight pass is way fucking better
>>68928867
what kind of an application "blows you away" and makes you want to make a post about it on reddit?
I honestly don't understand how people just don't bash shills like this into the ground
Schaub
Does anyone remember the name of that kickboxing indie game a guy from here was making? It looked pretty good and I haven't seen it posted in a while
>>68928893
>kickboxing indie game
no idea but i'm interested now.
gib me ideas if you have any i can talk to computers
>>68928886
because its a good product relevant to the sport? idk
>>68928893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fBjDN7s5gE
This? If you want a fun realistic martial arts game check out Karate Master 2
>>68928893
>>68928910
>>68928912
>SMA
Sorry but I think you guys should create /kickbox/ instead of ruining /heem/
>>68919972
Saenchai putting on a show, played around at sparring level. Too easy for him. Worst ref there, that cunt is a french Al Wickers, hopeless.
I'm glad Sittichai won, this time about 40% of his left kick he threw to top of thigh of rear leg which Roosmalen couldnt elbow block. Even the body kicks Roosmalen claims from first fight were blocked, even when blocked it is only ever partial block, they are very hard kicks that damage and alot do make it through.
Sittichai scored well with stepping through knees and won fair amount of boxing exchanges. Not saying it wasnt very close fight, it was but Sittichai deserve win. The commentating quite bias, Roosmalen in close flurries looked vicious but not much actually landing.
>>68928912
That game sucked dick.
>>68928910
It was more Thai boxing since they looked really light on their front leg. The fighters could move around the ring in two dimensions instead of just one like regular fighting game. It was "physics based" too apparently
>>68928932
Shut the fuck up uselss cunt, kicbox is a subset of mma
Why do SMA watching autismals think the MMA thread is a good place to talk about the sport of kickboxing?
>>68928956
>That game sucked dick.
Nah Karate Master is great fuck you
>>68928961
Check out this casual fuckface.
Are you brock or conor fan, m8?
>>68928967
Half the game of wondering what all the weird ass Japanese buttons do and the other half is spamming straight punches to win fights
>>68928995
mechanically that one ancient mma fighter was the best. it was from around when ufc was in it's teens
>>68928806
look out, adan the redditor faggot appears to have taken offense
>>68899275
Melvin would make a pretty cool monkeyman pet, t b h.
>>68928771
>>68929174
sauce on girl?
>>68929659
hello wonderboy
>>68929174
Once it was the girls turn he should have gone no hands ;)
>>68929665
What's that, you wrote a cute little post that you made on a little website, you posted some shitposts to 4chan? Well, let me take this opportunity to congratulate you, the monkey learned a trick. Look at you, posting comments. You're already spewing your vile filth all over the computer, huh? Congratulations! You must have an IQ in the double digits! Here's a little piece of advice. The next time you're gonna unload your jealousies and inadequacies online, here's a little piece of advice. Here's a little piece of advice, slick. Next time you're gonna go on the computer (mommy and daddy bought you a new computer!), you're going to unload your jealousy and inadequacies on somebody else, on a stranger? Just make sure you don't pick on me the son of Ray Thompson. I've bought people like you. I've destroyed people like you. It's nothing for me to call up my father, and have every karateka dojo in the world have a photo of you, right above their mats. Thinking about you, my personal army of senseis. They'll put sauce on you. They'll lay you out. Swing you around in the air just like in the old movies. Then they'll destroy you. Piece by piece. Piece by delicious piece. They'll destroy you. That's option one. Option two is you can apologize to me. Just say you're sorry. Takes a big man to apologize, don't it? Humble yourself before a god? Anyway. That's about it. Go fuck yourself.
Train in the gi 3x a week MINIMUM in order to fuck Gina Carano.
Any webm makers out there? I was watching Dustin Pague vs. Jared Papazian and Pague hit this awesome trip from the Thai Clinch and I love seeing unusual takedowns like that.
What are Dos Anjos' best fights for someone who's never paid attention to him up till now?
>>68929938
i liked his fight vs jason high. also he completely wrecked nate diaz, worth a watch.
>>68929757
>tfw you can unironically catch superman in a d'arce
>>68929992
>Not learning Kryptonite Guard from Edgy Brah
YOU GO FORWARD DONALD CERRONE
>>68929947
lol I remember him from a gif I saw of him spitting in Anthony Pettis's face when Pettis was on the ground, and then he slapped Nate Diaz a few times. He's a maniac.
>we
what position does Luke play in the Columbian soccer team?
>gina will never give you a reacharound footjob, choke you out as you climax and hold you in her arms as you regain consciousness
WHY
EVEN
LIVE
>>68929665
kek
Hell of a fight.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ietpj_keith-thurman-vs-shawn-porter-25-06-2016_sport
>>68930861
*match
>>68930338
He's the cuck boy they all take turns anally pummeling to warm up.
>>68930861
>36 minutes of """fighting"""
>not a single knockdown
kek
What are the realistic expectations for CM Punk vs Gall? Is it just going to be 3 rounds of nothing?
>>68931017
Punk by gogoplata in round 2.
>>68931017
Punk is going to get BTFO. Quickly.
>>68930338
he was talking about the US team right? if he's talking about the colombian one its next level cuck
>>68930504
>hasn't sunk in the hooks
Why are women so bad at MMA?
>>68929716
he should have loaded up on a massive punch
>>68931017
Punk will get completely flustered and shit the bed as soon as he gets hit clean, hopefully he takes a knee and taps to strikes because the memes would be dank.
Would you put your willy in Joanna lads?
>>68931192
I'd let her put her willy in me
>>68931192
>Portugal on /heem/
Welcome bros
>>68931207
Bit gay
>>68931074
It's not like Gall is a beast or anything.
Any 5%ers STILL awake, whatever it takes to piano post right babe? one day you may inject synthol
>>68931234
i've been doing my vacuums every morning
>>68931224
Jon is gonna KO this paper champ faggot permanently
>>68931211
Sorry m8, I'm on holiday, not an Alberto Barbosa
>>68931213
Anyone got grappling webms of things that arent subs?
>tfw mackenzie dern's debut won't be in related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hoM92NK1Dw
>>68931317
do slams count as grappling
>>68931818
>>68931870
In a way. I was hoping more for technical transitions or sweeps. Or really technical takedowns. I will post some related.
Cool slams are always good though
>>68931967
I have some of those, but i already posted them yesterday
this is my favorite one
>>68931982
it's not a successful takedown, but it still looks cool
>>68932032
NEW
>>68932037
>13 posts early
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