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7/2: ONE FC: Dynasty of Champions - Jadambaa vs Kelly
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7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez
7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Ferguson vs Chiesa
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Bellator 159 - Caldwell vs Taimanglo
7/22: Glory 32 - Adamchuk vs Varga
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
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9/3: UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
Previous thread: >>68899275
News:
>Bellator wants Rory
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/25/12029734/scott-coker-says-free-agent-rory-macdonald-is-somebody-wed-definitely
>ONE CEO thinks a sale wouldn't help the UFC expand into China http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/25/12010028/one-ceo-doesnt-think-potential-sale-means-a-ufc-expansion-to-china market
>Hilson Heis is confident
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ufc-201s-wilson-reis-i-wouldnt-be-surprised-if-i-knock-out-champ-demetrious-johnson
>Sam Alvey vs. Eric Spicely added to UFC Fight Night 91 in South Dakota
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/sam-alvey-vs-eric-spicely-added-to-ufc-fight-night-91-in-south-dakota
>>68932032
is he ded?
Schaub Bless
>>68931967
Requesting more cool grappling and posting more
>>68932032
>Sam Alvey fighting a TUF contestant
kek
someone post conor v josé webm
>>68932143
who is fighting in this webm?
>>68932080
>machida shirt
>0 (zero) post-USADA fights
was schaub on tha sauce?
>>68932205
thx, conor bless u
>>68932245
>eric spicely
does he atleast put on spicely angers?
shape
>>68932279
funk I miss Genki
>>68932032
holy shit did his skull get crackd open?
>>68932213
bro, they had to inject stem cells and steroids directly into his chin every day to keep him from dying
>>68932333
Jotkos trip here gets me hard
>no great quality video
>>68932726
>tfw you will never see retro formative UFC again
>>68932981
wMMA exists tho.
>>68933333
wew
>>68933333
man pointing towards the right corner of the screen
>>68933333
>100% wew lad
>>68932726
My boy! Pedro Rizzo!
More webms of his?
>>68933333
Rule Britannia lad
https://youtu.be/BBQXc_xvX7Y
>>68933333
fuckin' witnessed
Why are the Glory commentators so damn awful?
>>68933333
v. nice
>>68933333
>>68933333
I'm not ready for this
>>68933427
>>68933453
>>68933492
>>68933555
>>68933718
>>68933677
Why do Redditors come on here to post about "muh gets"?
>>68933784
thanks for the (you)
>>68933911
>slamming someone on their head
truly a scumbag move
>>68933784
Do they? I didn't realise they did.
>>68933911
>Getting dominated by a manlet
>>68934241
Last grappling based webm need more.
And also going to bed. Night heem.
>>68934319
saenchai is a munster
he won with a point deduction and while not being allowed to use some of the muay thai techniques he traditionally uses
>>68933333
meme magic make it so
posting some good fights from GLORY 31
>Seanchai vs Eddy Nait Slimani
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l-0P7NRJBA
>Van Roosmalen vs Sittichai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rQjJhg1MyI
>Kongolo vs Groenhart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL32a8JOyNM
>>68934424
That ref was on his ass the whole time for catching kicks, clinching, and sweeps. Funny that the other guy threw the elbow.
>>68934241
if Zingano doesn't get a title shot after dominating next fight, all is wrong with the world.
>>68934627
>Seanchai
*Saenchai
>>68934627
>good fights
>no heems
pick one
>>68934737
The main event was a LHW heem and it was anticlimactic as fuck.
>>68934875
that was the main event of the prelims m8
the main event was sittichai vs van roosmalen
>>68934922
Misspoke nigga
>>68934665
Dickhead ref, in the replay you could see he caught kick, braced and was ready to throw a strike.
>>68934665
Catching kicks and countering is legal in Glory too.l Just extended holding isnt. The ref was just being a cunt. Though deserve the warning for the takedown.
>Dat cheeky second takedown he let go of early to avoid point deduction
Top kek
>>68934875
>Not being hype for The Black Warrior
>>68932032
Did he die?
Why haven't Petrosyan and Holzken ever fought?
>>68935013
The way he can do so little and effortlessly have opponent sprawling over, is pretty amazing.
>>68935166
different weightclass
Can someone do some Joe Rogan commentary here?
https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1466949033823.webm
I would but my English sucks tbqh
>>68935260
Barely and they share a lot of common opponents.
So is brendon schaub ducking rich piano?
>>68935177
Super rare to see in MMA too. I wonder how he would do in MMA. He is with tristar I think
>>68935274
I would but I have no idea how to put voice clips on webms
>>68935296
They're both ducking previous thread
>>68935296
his name is brandon you casual
Is Cruz /heem/'s collective boy?
>>68935451
Daily reminder that i could easily permaheem you
>>68935519
...is this real
and...is he talkin about jackin it?
>>68935394
He is up there in age, I dunno. It could work if they match him with more striking based fighter and he learns to avoid take-downs. Or do modified rules bout, something like when Crocop went to Pride and fought Wanderlei.
>>68933333
BELIEVE YOU ME
>>68935785
it's real
cruz's twitter is fun
>>68935972
>2016
>still fat shaming
Cruz is no longer my boy
>>68935976
Is Kid Nate the epitome of an alpha male? Smart, educated, handsome, caring and able to beat you up with his bare hands.
>>68936092
>fatty fat fat fat cunt detected
wich gadelha wud u claud
>>68935972
based dom
>>68932347
The blood is actually coming from big dude's nose. Little guy was tagging him up.
>>68935394
>vocaroo
>convert to mp3
>convert webm to avi
>merge them in movie maker
>upload it to tube site
its a lot of work I know
>>68933333
Jesus Fucking Christ
>>68936630
and just happens to be exactly where the guys head is
>>68936742
sorry too much work bout to go to bed
>>68936894
Do you think I would actually lie on the internet?
>>68936264
Who would win?
>>68936894
you can see what looks like a droplet of blood on the end of his nose on multiple occasions and blood on the floor far away from the kid
there's also blood under the kid's head when he moves though
bisping for PM imo
you guys didn't even like my poem
>>68932032
lol what a bitch
>>68937688
Kid's dead. Simple as that. Time to wake up, /heem/
>>68932032
"OH! He's hurt Mike!"
>>68938295
blech
>>68938295
Do you think Jo gives good head?
>>68937688
>>68937501
It's not the blood loss that kills you, it's the sudden stop. Nigga got severe CTE at the very least.
>>68934018
(you)
>>68938432
I can pretty much fucking guarantee that she uses her teeth and thinks it's funny.
what did she mean by this?
>>68938789
self overhyped ugly dyke with potential failed chromosomas pairing refusing to be humble in victory
>>68938980
Horrible ref I think. Late stoppage
>>68939036
Clearly not defending yourself, he should have waved it straight off.
Why do Americans look at a bathroom and think "this is a good place to bang"?
British school toilets are filthy.
>>68939457
it's mostly because there are never any teachers in the student bathrooms
american school bathrooms are filthy too, so the staff never go in there unless they're cleaning them
We use to out on the sports oval furthest part possible away from buildings. So even if a teacher sees the fight, you can still fight for a few minutes before the teacher ran across the oval.
>>68939594
Same. We had a massive field
>>68933333
wew
>>68939457
There's no teachers in there.
Why are British people such massive pussies that they don't know this?
>>68938789
That Miesha had been a cunty-ass cunt to her for the last several months and she didn't give a fuck about being a good winner.
>>68939889
Do American teachers patrol the school fields with shotguns and watch towers?
>>68939457
In my old school the toilets were padlocked and you had to get a teacher to unlock them and stand outside in hall whilst you went. This is because some kid got his head stomped whilst he was knocked out and lying face down in one of those trough urinals that run along the floor. He almost died apparently. Total overreaction by the teachers though, whats a bit of play fighting between us lads, eh?
>>68932032
>that gif
WHEN
>>68940038
No, but they're small enough for a teacher to run across very quickly
There actually were school police officers at my middle school
I remember everyone having to stay in the gym once because some nig nog got expelled and threatened to shoot up the school
Everyone was also searched once because they got some information about someone selling drugs
>>68938789
lmao
Ronda getting heem'd was one of the best things to happen to the sport.
>>68940038
No but they'll hop in with some early stoppage thinking they're herb dean.
>>68940183
>This is because some kid got his head stomped whilst he was knocked out and lying face down in one of those trough urinals that run along the floor.
Did you go to school in Glasgow?
>>68940317
Nope. A kid stabbed a girl in her stomach with a biro one time. It severed her fallopian tube and now she can't have kids. He did it because she took a rabbit from someone's garden on the way to school and put it in her locker for the day. The rabbit died when she was in hospital and was discovered when the lockers starting stinking up the place. They then searched all the lockers just in case there are anymore animals locked away for safe keeping. Pretty cool school
>>68940190
Thats once a month
lads how do i get cheaper tickets for bellator? they are more expensive than the ufc ones were. should i just wait until a couple of days until the event and try to rebuy unsold tickets?
fucking hell feels like lightweight has been frozen for centuries
>>68940511
This is the most British thing I've read since I read the works of Virginia Woolf.
>>68940535
Call up Bjorn Rebeney
these mods lmao
>>68940910
Out walks big fat Hunt
But who gives a fuck
It's all just a stunt
So this card doesn't suck.
McGregor is missing
But now here comes Brock!
His chest tattoo'd up
With a sword-looking cock.
He gets the crowd going
By bouncing his pecs;
While Buffer's announcing,
He grins with a flex.
The first round gets going,
We grimace with dread,
For the part where Hunto
Blasts off Brock's severed head.
But what unfolds so fast
(And before there's contact)
Hunt pretends that he's gassed
And just falls on his back!
"Brock's fists are HUGE Joe,"
Says Goldberg, entranced,
"Look at that combo,
All with strikes so advanced!"
Herb Dean jumps in quick
And as Brock wins the fight,
He squeezes his dick
And we fear for his wife.
Jon Bones Jones:
Unbroken.
The GOAT (and a lock)
D.C.'s words oft spoken:
"I'll deepthroat Jon's cock"
They enter the cage
And the crowd roars;
Excitement.
D.C. can envision his succing indictment.
They meet in the center;
Big John reads the script:
"Fight clean and touch gloves,
Oh, and Jon?
Watch your dick."
The two meet with a clash,
"There's that oblique kick, Joe,
And there's D.C.'s moustache
With a streak, down below."
less than two weeks until the Jon Jones meme is exposed
>>68940535
Well its a special UK event. So tickets may be hard to come by and will probably just go up in price
>>68940948
"It's an interesting fight,"
Rogan starts, (what a douche)
"Reminiscent of Rousey
vs Liz Carmouche.
You know that one figher
Is on the offensive,
Their grip so much tighter,
Training so extensive,
That all that they've dreamt
For the past ninety days
Is they have an attempt
To make champions gay."
D.C. is repeatedly grasping,
Fingers scratch violently.
Jon heatedly gasping,
We watch him scream silently.
No individual cheers
From the crowd heard alone,
We know the end's near;
It's just one constant moan.
"JUST LIKE THAT!" Goldy cries,
And in one fluid motion
Jones pokes D.C.'s eyes
Yet he shows no emotion.
D.C. drops to his knees
And without tying up
Makes it look like a breeze
As he flings off Jon's cup.
And just as he once said
That he grinds (not diminish)
D.C. starts giving head and then
Goes for the finish.
As D.C. wipes his mouth and they put on the belt,
You ask all your buddies how this fight card felt.
They throw in some cash for the pizza and fees,
But those goofs all in unison chirp your TV!
"Where the fuck are the wires?" they ask with disdain,
"You quite clearly possess a slow dim-witted brain."
They go to leave but you stop them
and heem every here,
Your canvas floor off their wee head clatters.
You make your point perfectly clear:
There's only one OP that matters.
>>68934627
>Roosmale vs Sittichai
Wtf was up with those punch stats. I had Sit winning that fight easy, but even the commentators were on leg kick meme's dick.
you typed all of that out and pasted it again in this thread for good measure but still, nobody cares
>>68940999
there are plenty of tickets on official sale still, i dont see the arena being full come fight night
>>68941073
Roosmalen did seem to be landing more punches, but Sittichai won the fight on kicks and knees
>>68940277
I cringe every time I see this gif
>>68941153
I'm going to post it in every single thread from now until 200 bud
>>68941201
It definitely wasn't as wide a gap and the biggest punches were Sitt's uppercuts desu.
>>68941218
and nobody will ever care
>>68941207
>gif
>>68941218
desu i thought it was funny, some of the rhymes are slanted tho
>>68941353
by slanted do you mean the rhythm is off?
>>68940277
I feel like anybody whose ever even watched a fight should be able to throw better punches than that.
>>68941406
I'm just nitpinking, its only like two or three of the rhymes.
Maybe you should all relax before somebody gets heemed, ok?
everyone in this thread could heem me
im probably late in posting this Official UFC Meme Generator but im not addicted to heem
http://itstime.ufc.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f86K6I5mY2Y
"get away, get away", "fucking bitch", "fucking faggot", "fuck, for fuck's sake... bitch, stop, fucking faggot"
Best brother ever. Based ruski.
>>68942731
Ty
>>68942968
Is Artem meme dead? He heemd bretty badly guys in the tuf house. Is he still in ufc?
>tfw haven't been on /heem/ in almost a week
how are you lads doing? excited for all the upcoming fights?
xdddddd
>>68943196
Looks like a fun time. I have the week off so I'll be staying inside, playing games, and watching a lot of the events
>>68943382
UFC Lip Sync Challenge? Are you fucking kidding
>>68943572
>he won't be attending the UFC Lip Sync Challenge
I bet you won't go to the official UFC Pool Party either kek
what a faggot
>>68943382
I got the 7th and 8th off. Should be good.
When will headbutts become legal in MMA? I honestly don't understand why they aren't.
быть ocтopoжeн
>>68943572
fuck u goof, you'd lose a lip sync challenge to Matt Hamill
>>68943917
>666
>>68943917
>>68944027
Be careful.
>When he tells you to be careful, it's because he's got dynamite in his pants, trust me!
Would Khabib be the lowest drawing lightweight champion of all-time?
>>68942968
I keked
>>68943382
>ufc lip sync challenge
wat
Gonna take the girlfriend and her kid to UFC 203 in Cleveland. Can't wait. I'm a huge Overeem mark.
>>68944156
>People think Kabeeber can beat Punished RDA
>>68944251
You make a good point. I am now a #CruzMissileâ„¢
Who remembers UFC on VS?
>>68944423
nice table
>>68943927
I bet he'd kill Sound of Silence.
>>68944423
>that tv
>>68944423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJm8wc0eXYg
>>68944698
>>68944668
Let's see yours, poorfags.
>>68944796
What size is that? I have a samsung plasma too. Mine's a 60". Pretty good picture but not as good as my Panasonic's. But it was the only 60" plasma available at the time.
>>68932205
It's easy to knock out guys under 5'6"
>>68944796
first of all, what the fuck bud I can see wires
second of all, my grandmother has that same ceiling fan, congratulations
third
>having a TV smaller than 80"
>>68944924
>lmaobud
lmao
>>68934241
BASED Cat
Am I the only hyped for her next match?
>>68944668
>>68944736
>>68944423
>I own a TV for any reason other than to use as a monitor
>>68944970
Pena's gonna smash her.
>>68944984
>I can't afford cable
>>68940277
BEAUTIFUL
>>68945023
>I waste my money on shows I could get for free on the internet and don't watch anyways
Bruce Lee was an actor with zero (0) pro fights
Why is he hailed as some sort of martial arts icon? He's literally the same as Hulk Hogan or Steven Seagal, a pretender
>>68945066
>spending money on something I got for free means you wasted your money
lmao truly the logic of a fucking 12 year old
>>68945125
>steven seagal pretends
>>68945066
>I'm proud of being a NEET
>>68945221
why did they have to show this 20 times before he fell
>>68945275
because seagal's front kick to the mid section
>>68945125
He is a martial arts icon. His philosophy was the foundation for a lot of early MMA and he inspired entire generations of people to take combat arts up.
>>68945262
>I'm proud of giving cable companies my money so I can have the opportunity to watch shows I don't watch
>>68945125
Segal taught Anderson how to front kick ViTRT
>i only watch onefc for the cute greells
>>68945347
As you get older, you will begin to understand that to poor people, the most important thing in their life is money, whereas for wealthy people, the most important thing in their life is time.
Poor people will willingly give up time in order to gain money, and wealthy people will willingly give up money in order to save time.
You're welcome you poor piece of shit lol
>>68945275
because steven seagal has a legendary front kick which could even knockout a gorilla
here he teaches it to machida
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYPXV0sCe9M
>>68945413
That was really well said. I've never heard that saying before but it's 100% true.
>>68945347
>He can't afford cable
>He brags about it
Have fun watching your frontrowsports 240 streams m8. Inb4 you Acestream without realizing it's a bot net.
>>68945413
>save time
how does paying money for something you hardly ever use save time
>>68945511
see, the poor person can't even comprehend that spending money can save you time lol
they only think that time gets you more money, not the other way around
>>68945499
Thanks brother, it definitely is 100% true.
Could it be that Rich Piano is DUCKING Sajad Gharibi?
>>68945767
No way that man can make 265. Rich is walking around at about 280 right now. Will make weight the time Heem 1 comes around.
>>68945842
that's exactly what Ronda said about Cyborg when she ducked her, too
>>68945767
is this real
>>68945413
>i covet time and preach how important it is to savour every moment and use it wisely
>i post on 4chan and literally fucking watch TV
>>68945502
>i literally have cable television
>im totally not an idiot
literally might as well have a subscription to loot crate
>>68945974
Yeah, he was the first big guy on game of thrones
>>68945870
Make the weight and Rich will fight anyone god dammit.
>>68945125
Theodore Roosvelt was Bruce Lee before Bruce Lee was born, hell before Ip Mann was potty changed.
He was the captain of his wrestling team at Harvard and president of the boxing club, he was one of the first westerners to learn a new japaense style of wrestling called judo, and he promoted that all American males should get good at every range of combat, from strikes, to grapples, to guns and swords.
Teddy Roosevelt was JKD before Bruce Lee, Teddy Roosevelt was MMA before UFC
He would have been UFC champ if it were around his era, look at him back in his college days after wrestling and boxing practice
>>68946122
you completely misunderstood what I said, which means you're probably poor lol
>>68945974
shoop.
i can tell by the pixels and having seen quite a few shoops in my time.
>>68946190
Rich Piano
is DUCKING
Sajad Gharibi
>>68946203
was he autistic?
>>68946324
Rich Piano AND Sajar Gharibi AND Brendan Schaub AND Francis Ngannou AND Sage Northcutt AND Conor McGregor AND KHABIB AND DC are all ducking the one and only true GOAT, previous thread
kimbo slice literally died to duck khali muscle
>>68946203
Roosevelt was a way bigger phony than Bruce Lee. Literally.
>>68945478
Whenever someone lands a flush fronkick in the UFC, Steven Seagull would call Dana and demand 10% off the winner's purse and a comfy executive position in the company for teaching fighters that technique.
>>68946528
Roosevelt would have rek'd Bruce Lee
I'd put money on him in a fight then a phony movie star.
Roosevelt wins RD1 TKO stoppage
>>68946629
i mean his image was more manufactured than bruce lee's
>>68945478
literally not even the same kick lol
>>68946689
thats the joke you leaf
>>68946450
why is this guy allowed to be posted on here? he is not an mma fighter.
>>68946667
Roosevelt was a historical figure and president with biographers, Bruce Lee was a product of Hollywood/Hong Kong agents trying to promote their asian client in a white jewish film industry.
Hmmm who's more manufactured? sorry Alex Jones Hollywood's hype machine has made Bruce Lee's legacy more of a fable then, harvard scholars historical studies of Roosevelt's
>>68945767
>>68945842
Look at skin difference..
Thin skin = roided to the gills..
>>68946800
history and facts aren't really real even if they come from places like Harvard, who's to believe more when they're all alike, Bruce Lee's legacy is practically the same as Theodore Roosevelt's, you cock suck Roosevelt because he was a president, they teach you the wrong stuff on purpose in history classes.
You have to think for yourself and read between the lines and research on the internet
Roosevelt was a fraud and same with most of America's presidents
The entire system is rigged
>>68939036
>>68939285
Right. Couldn't this be considered an equivalent of tapping to strikes? You're hunched over clutching your stomach and walking away with your back completely turned to you opponent. How is that not enough to call the fight?
>>68938789
God damn I really just loathe everything about Ronda's persona. I'll never forget waking up to the headlines that Holly headkicked her, and then the added joy of watching the fight and finding out that it was a landslide
>>68946831
Rich is as natty as it gets
>>68946939
not mixed martial arts related stop posting him
>>68946960
this is 4chan you cuck
and this is a /heem/ meme
>>68946960
That's not true. Rich trains all the time. Why can't we make posts about dream matches?
>>68946985
EPIC MEME
DREAM MATCH
STAY REK CUK
>>68946960
GOAT
GOAT
GOAT
GOAT
RICH 4 GOAT
P4P NON ROID HEEM
NATTY CHAMP
>>68947014
Are you okay?
>>68947014
are you feeling alright?
>>68947044
Fucking hate fagots who shit on our memes, Rich is an original /heem/ meme
Triggers me so much when cucks report or try to get any post related to him deleted
>>68947070
HNNNNNNNNNGGGG
POST MOAR NATTY PRINCE RICH
>>68946985
What's this choke called? The nuggie clutch?
>>68947078
Stick to the board rules and you'll be OK buddy.
>>68947132
its from pro wrestling
Sgt Slaughter use to do it all the time pre WWF and pre GI JOE
Its litterally called a noogie corkscrew
https://youtu.be/DMiHc92htYA?t=5m16s
Its from catch wrestling
How does this fight go?
>>68946898
based af
>>68947180
Moralfags and whiteknights trying to kill a meme like Rich have to be banned somehow, its like trolling violating the golden rule of 4chan, doing it for the lulz and epic meme making, Every since /fit/ introduce Rich; /heem/'s memes are epic
>>68940277
that half assed upppercut makes me kek everytime
>>68947259
Paige takes Bec down and goes straight to north-south position. Bec can't resist and takes a nibble on Paige's shit slicer. Herb Dean DQs Bec.
>>68947290
relax bro it's just a prank i couldn't care less what you post
>>68947259
Paige
>>68947366
GTFO off of /heem/ m8 with your shit b8
P4P NATTY GOAT
>>68932092
>>68933561
>>68945842
>>68946190
>>68946450
>>68946939
>>68946985
Can somebody explain to me the relevance of this person, and why photos of him are being spammed lately?
>>68947421
We are trying to get him to fight Brendan Schaub for our promotion Heem FC.
>>68947421
some roided faggot scrawny /heem/ posters look up to
>>68947453
the braindamage meme is best
>>68947421
epic /heem/ meme from /fit/ imagine
Natty GOAT vs beta MMAfag
is dream match
>>68947490
DUDE CTE LMAO
>>68947259
First they promote it Uggo and Uggerer
Then PVZ gets her shit kicked in because she's an average wmma fighter at best and rawlings is a few smidges above average
Then PVZ retires to a career acting in the next planet of the apes movie as a human chimp hybrid
>>68947557
>she literally gets a title shot if she wins
>>68945767
>>68945842
both guys are 100% natty
if she wasn't just saying it and her dad actually was a schizophrenic we might witness rose literally fall into psychosis in the next few years
>>68947751
why does she shave her head?
>>68947722
My top 3 mma moments this year have been
ronda getting dominated and knocked out
panic wrestling mcgoob got tapped
werdum the troll hitting the ground like a sack of potatoes
>>68947787
she did it to troll paige, she's growing it back long now
What is the p4p worst forced meme?
>Rich Piana
>DC/JBJ Dick Suck
>3 steaks a day
Am I missing any?
>>68947846
Anything Schaub related
>>68947846
Schaubposting is fucking AIDS
Sorry guys, I apologize for starting Piano posting.
>>68947789
ronda was last year you faggo
>>68947846
all of them except previous thread
it's enlightened satire that encourages /heem/sters to truly consider the nature of forced memes and realize how stupid and unfunny they are
truly the meme masterpiece of the year
nay, even the century
>>68947846
vanzant posting
wonderboy being a pedo
is conduit a meme
what would be your walkout song
>>68947914
It's a good meme. Don't let that assmad shitbox get you down.
>>68947914
Don't need to brother. Just do your vacuums every goddamn day. Four scoops to confuse the body. God dammit Rich Bless
FUCK
remember the great meme "its ok bro you're still cool"?
>>68947973
>It's a good meme
>>68947934
its my favorite moment of every year
>>68948070
ONCE IN A LIFETIME
>>68947421
It's a /fit/ meme somebody has forced super hard to the point where I'm on board.
>>68948194
rogan is a douche canoe
>>68948203
>to the point where I'm on board.
>mfw
>>68948241
I can't think of a better way to start the day. Love vacuums.
>>68948231
LEGIT KNOCKOUT POWER
/heem/ what does /yfmoc/ mean ?
>>68932071
i hope so
>>68948295
"your face when my original content"
>Nick Diaz runs into Bisping at a bar
>they get talking
>Diaz says they should fight
>Bisping actually agrees
>Nick insists it should be at 178lbs
why are the Diaz brothers so stupid?
>>68948597
raised by a single mother
'no' education
grew up in stockton, ca
Rory vs Hendricks when?
Making some Bellator webm's
Chandler vs Patricky Pitbull
http://webm.land/media/tmp/10e3aead-a2ec-465e-b04b-6b3a8943d855.webm
ko with celebration
http://webm.land/media/tmp/685d213f-68e2-465e-99b3-63846a7b4afc.webm
slow-mo
http://webm.land/media/tmp/33fc6ecc-3f57-48a7-b357-f0d34789f043.webm
Chandler vs Patricio Pitbull
http://webm.land/media/tmp/20c55296-b703-4165-bf0b-83a31047554d.webm
stache bros
http://webm.land/media/tmp/c2a53b98-af8c-4a22-8b1d-0bf7f574389c.webm
If someone could upload that would be cool.
Doing mitrione vs seumanutafa now
>>68948767
if the UFC resigns Rory, they will not make him fight Hendricks
>>68948597
>implying it matters
it'll be all the more glorious for Nick when he wins
>>68948241
Has he lost any weight yet?
>>68948597
that didnt happen did it?
>>68948766
Leonardo da Vinci was a bastard without an education. Say the real reason.
>>68948767
Did rory renew his contract?
>>68948886
not yet
>>68947914
kys my man, i left /fit/ because of piano
>>68948886
He just fought you idiot.
>>68948817
>they will not make him fight Hendricks
why? are you implying he gets an easy win for a guaranteed titleshot?
>>68948767
When a magic genie grants Rory a new nose. Seriously, he's permaheemed.
>>68948941
rude
>>68948790
God that was such an anticlimactic fight. Is there anything worse than a first round knockout?
>>68949044
arlovski vs mir
>>68947259
I hate that mongoloid face so much.
>>68949168
her personality might be even worse
>>68948767
Hendricks would fuck him up
>>68937688
The sweater kid's head tilted in that direction when he was about to drop him. he was already bleeding when he was about to throw since he got caught by a left hook. When the red kid hits the ground his slams the ground on top of the droplets and jerks back before eventually just sliding forward and smearing the droplets. The red kid is not bleeding but i'm pretty sure he'd still rather take a hook to those nose.
>>68948295
Best Shogun.
Memechida getting btfo by pure muay thai rechnique.
>>68944868
Aldo is 5'7
he's still my boy tho. POST YOUR BOYS
>>68948859
yes it happened
>>68948886
no
>>68948953
Out of everyone in that division Rory deserves a tune up fight more than anyone
>Lawler
>Maia
>Woodley
>Saffiedine
>Lawler
>Wonderboy
come on lol
>>68949726
You think your boy will beat Edgar again?
>>68949831
He will m8
>>68949044
Fights like >>68949102, Alvey vs Theodorou, and Breese vs Strickland are much worse. I don't mind a 1st round KO, as long as its a couple minutes in. Super early KO's like Aldo/McGregor and Bigfoot/Struve are really the worst though. All the build-up for it to just be ended in mere seconds.
>>68949726
>Aldo is 5'7
>>68949831
Yes I do. I think he's coming back with fire
>>68950012
that's his listed height everywhere m8. it could be inflated tho like every athletes stats
>>68948295
>muh elusive Karate style
>muh crisp counterattacks
>implying Wonderboy wont meet the same fate against Lawer.
>>68950230
machida was a wobbly fatfuck with 0 fight IQ
wonderpedo will be an actual tough fight for blood orc
>>68950129
>>68949831
It's going to be fight of the night.
>>68948790
Mitrione vs Seumanutafa
http://webm.land/media/tmp/b55ce6cb-b5eb-4f2f-8680-b6b5f5d81e0e.webm
http://webm.land/media/tmp/1b72b0de-93d4-4286-8b56-cef04980ff9b.webm
replays
http://webm.land/media/tmp/70ccaaac-c484-4f36-b7aa-b7bc67b0ed2e.webm
http://webm.land/media/tmp/e7b94a4e-4969-4134-938a-7c41c7f9c11b.webm
>>68949996
I dunno man. Bad decisions are pretty shitty
>>68950271
wonderboy will ko lawler stiff
>>68950417
why is she a floating head?
>>68950463
Jones used her body up
>>68950230
I hope so, I need Lawler vs Hendricks 3
>>68950354
Forgot the post fight cheap shot
http://webm.land/media/tmp/bd917e12-5869-4109-9e78-ec0aa5ab10b8.webm
>>68950230
Wonderboy is my BOY but I have a feeling Ellenberger's shot that rocked him / nearly flash KO'd him was some foreshadowing of how he will lose in the future. Whether or not Lawler will be the one to do it, I'm unsure. I think we're either gonna see a repeat of Wonderboy/Hendricks, or Robbie will KO him. I don't see their fight being a close one, whichever way it goes.
This is all assuming that Robbie beats Woodley, btw.
>>68950542
>I need Lawler vs Hendricks 3
Did she spot someone looking at her jones?
>>68950354
mitrione koing other guy
>>68950631
> I'm gonna meme
>>68950676
how easy did mitrione win
>>68950354
other guy rocking mitrione
>>68950715
not very, he nearly got heemed and it could have been stopped
>>68948790
ko with celebration
I would upload them all, but I'm on mobile right now
I'll do it whenever I get back to my computer again, in the next thread or something
this is pretty cool, all middleweight title changes in the last 11 years
UFC BTFO
>>68951021
who wrote this
>>68951067
Hack Slack
Tbh Aldo looks in awesome shape and I'm doubtful he got ruined by USDA
>>68951021
What is this from?
>>68951021
No current UFC champions have excessive amounts of tattoos.
>>68951021
Well are they wrong?
Aldo is gonna kick Frankie's leg clean off.
>>68951133
conor
Frankie is the favorite in the rematch.
Aldo is going to win again.
>>68951220
He sounds butthurt for some reason.
>>68950762
damn I fucking felt the power of that punch
>>68950865
heem'd sleepy
>>68951293
We get it dude, you have a massive hard on for Aldo.
>>68951293
idiot
I feel bad for Joe Schilling.
Being some random jap's bitch now in two different sports. Probably gonna kill himself now.
>>68951293
The universe is programmed to have Frankie be successful, only to shit the bed in the most important fights because he is cursed for some reason. Either that or he'll get robbed a decision and Frankie has a meltdown.
>>68951494
There's at least 2 american Aldo fans here m8, including me
>>68951021
It's like they didn't even watch Art Jimmerson get BTFO at UFC 1
>>68949951
So no pleb to say that he looks smaller than ever ?
Go jose
>>68951539
I heard he challenged him to a round of golf at Dynamite 3.
>>68951021
>unlike a sport such as boxing, for which everyone knows that it requires a lot of training and experience to step in a boxing ring
George Foreman and Julio Cesar Chavez sucked technically but they were just animals who beat the shit out of their opponents. Butthurt pleb should just enjoy both like a normal person
Was Frankie robbed in the rematch with Bendo?
>>68951758
Yes.
>>68951739
English please m8 I can't understand if you're memeing or not
who here /succnation/
>people unironically """""""think""""""" that Frankie didn't win 3,4,5 in the first fight
It's painfully obvious nobody here even watches half the fights they try to talk about.
>>68950230
If you watched Wonderboy-Hendricks you'd realize that's basically how a fight with Robbie would end up
>>68950286
I'm pretty stoked for it.
So now you know.
>>68951997
This
>>68951627
muh nigga
>there's human beings who are still Aldo fans
He makes Luke look like the sweetest loser in comparision
>>68951539
>>68950354
Schilling vs Kato
http://webm.land/media/tmp/543cfcee-a1f4-46ab-8daf-926a70682767.webm
replays every angle
http://webm.land/media/tmp/c1a85df6-14bb-4729-b354-6e1fd2e61601.webm
http://webm.land/media/tmp/340d636c-1df0-43d5-9007-4267bde8ebcd.webm
http://webm.land/media/tmp/e46450ec-34fd-407b-a4d1-53f2ab0ce02b.webm
http://webm.land/media/tmp/2eef3e8a-f424-4036-be99-60fce50bc27e.webm
Someone upload these they're good.
Schilling was winning btw til that meme shit landed.
>>68952024
>implying Robbie would hover inside the pocket, allowing Wonderboy to dictate the distance
As long as Lawler doesn't do this, he wins easily
>>68952076
sure you are buddeh
you're not going to be stoked when your boy gets retired
>>68932205
Everytime
>>68952152
Because Hendricks obiously just let Wonderboy kick him and wanted to stay there and get lit up. The fact Thompson moves around and controls the distance perfectly with his movement and ability to zip in and out of the pocket with lightning quick strikes has absolutely no bearing on this. Also Robbie never ever stays in the pocket, stagnant at times, ever
God you are stupid
>>68952135
Conor has been a massive pussy since Nate BTFO him. He's pulled a male-Rousey. Twitter temper tantrums, millions of excuses, delusions of the first fight, and hiding away in Iceland so he doesn't have to face the media. kek. Conor is the saltiest loser by far.
Shooto in less than 3 bongs
>>68952268
you are correct
congrats, you BTFO'd a guy
>>68952281
ive had to unlike him on normiebook, sick of him posting his hipster fashion sense and how much he is enjoying the fruits
>>68952281
He's going to fight again, unlike when Aldo got offered the rematch and pucciboi hue turned it down after he said 'anywhere, anytime'.
Conor is mad as fuck but is not a pussy AND salty, he's just salt.
>Yurop finally gets a champion
>He exits
>>68952143
The first ko for comparison
http://webm.land/media/tmp/376ae4c4-eb8a-4ba7-b5ce-56e107fc3952.webm
>>68952384
Aldo was injured and it wasn't even 3 months after he got KO'd stiff. AND it was on short notice. He was probably still on medical suspension anyway. Stupid argument.
>>68952268
>Thompson moves around and controls the distance perfectly with his movement
As if everyone he's ever fought hasn't pushed him up against or near the cage multiple times
>>68952454
joanna and conor are from yurop ya goof
>>68952519
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/1/27/10853710/ufc-aldo-wants-mcgregor-rematch-non-title-fight-option-waiting-mma-news
>Hi everyone, I was quiet for a while because I was waiting for my rematch based on how the fight went down. In fact, I was already training for it, but apparently I was wrong. So I wanted to make something clear for the UFC. For everything I have done, everything I have accepted and mostly how the fight ended, I will not accept any other fight other than a title shot. My only exception would be fighting The Notorious, at any time, anywhere. Since he is scared and knows I'm gonna win, it doesn't have to be a title fight against him. Keep my belt, but I want to whoop your ass anywhere. Dana White, Lorenzo Fertitta, UFC, keep your word. I still believe in the company I work for."
>>>My only exception would be fighting The Notorious, at any time, anywhere. Since he is scared and knows I'm gonna win, it doesn't have to be a title fight against him<<<
>he actually gets offered the fight
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/ufc-196-diaz-vs-mcgregor/2016/3/1/11136974/jose-aldo-turning-down-conor-mcgregor-rematch-ufc-196
>"Any professional needs time to train. It’s not a cockfight where I go there and put my rooster to fight," Aldo said. "It’s a high-level sport, I’m going there to do my job."
>"When I have time to train, it can happen at any time, anywhere."
>"""At a determined time it can happen any time"""
>british mandate of Brazil
>mfw Aldo fans are as big as back peddaling pussies as he is
>>68952454
What is Conor, what is Joanna
>>68952641
>>68952753
>potatos and slavs are now europeans
>>68952780
kys, american
>>68952728
So wanting time to train for the most important fight makes him a back-peddling pussy? That's retarded m8. "anytime anywhere" obviously means set a proper date for the fight with proper notice.
>>68952281
Although I agree with what you're saying, that's not really "male-Rousey," seeing as how she completely fell of the map whereas Conor has been very outspoken.
Btw, probably the most ridiculous statement he made was that he was actually controlling Nate with his BJJ. Say what you want about the boxing/striking, but Nate clearly had the upper hand on the ground.
>>68952351
It's not really hipster though, it's more nigger-rich athlete "fashion". High-end designer clothes with gaudy visible logos, everything he wears is obnoxiously loud and "look at me, look at how much money I have"-tier.
>>68932707
Steroid heems are so spicy.
>>68952863
Fair enough. Rousey was truly a once in a lifetime fighter in her reaction to losing.
>>68952851
He's a pussy for not staying in shape in case someone got injured bud
>>68952728
>Not wanting to waste your rematch by taking it on 11 days when you just got KTFO
>being a pussy
Pick one
>>68952978
>anytime, anywhere
post yfw the wonderboy hype train ends
>>68952972
>Aldo should come back and get mushybrained like Chad for my amusement
Bomb yourself my man
>>68952972
It would be very stupid to take a rematch on 10 days notice. It would be the most important fight of his life and he had just gotten ko'd not even 3 months prior. Come on m8. These guys say lots of shit but that could have been Aldo's last chance at him.
I think it's fair enough to say all of these fighters are "bad losers" because they all say silly shit. Why wouldn't they? This sport is their entire life, they are competitive as hell and put their lives into this shit. I don't like Conor but I don't blame him for reacting the way he did. Or anyone else for that matter. These guys aren't robots.
>aldo trying to look tough
>ever again
lol what a crybaby bitch
>>68952851
>>68952978
Let me breakdown this for you, i'm going to try to break it down as much as Goobs broke down the whole career and character of Aldo
>Puss-ay Ald-lol makes a full media tour of him getting verbally ravaged by Conor
>As is typical for his vagina self, he pulls out for a broken finger nail
>literally costs the UFC bazillions of dollars
>Conor steps up to fight Chadlet Mendes
>Smashes him
>Rematch scheduled again
>Aldo can't cope with the bantz for pulling out and finally decides to be a man and do the job he signed a contract for
>As was expected, gets fucking destroyed by a flush Potato strike
>After several failed suicide attempts, Puss-ay Ald-lol said he was training since day one to step up at the first chance and kill Goobs, even if it wasn't for the title
>He unironically was offered a fight at a time and a place after he stated violently he'd fight the gooberman at anytime and anyplace
>He turns it down, claiming he requires different timing, effectively proving himself to be a backpeddaling excuse for a 'man'
>Keeps making retarded statements filled with obsenities on how he wants to fight Goob
How can you even be fans of this pussy?
>Wake up, Stephen. The meme is over.
>>68953259
gr8 b8 m8
>>68952573
And to what avail? Eating a bunch of shots on the way? An unsuccessful takedown attempt? It's not like Robbie even really tactically closes the distance in a way like Rory does, inching closer and closer and on the prowl with a style that is probably the perfect to stop a traditional karate style.
Robbie doesnt even really close distances unless he's rushing towards you in a straight line trying to throw a combo. He tries to primarily stay in the pocket and brawl. I mean he didn't eben try to utilize his 5 inch reach advantage against Hendricks in each fight. He had a ton of trouble with Condit when Condit was looming on the outside and zooming in from all sorts of angles
If Wonderboy stays in the pocket, it's to lull Robbie to charge forward and set up a viscious counter
>>68953168
>>68953203
Right, like he hasn't changed for Conor before right? He dedicated a huge amount of dedicated training specifically for McGregor and we all watched him walk into a huge straight left and he's an idiot for doing it.
It's not a "short notice fight" in the sense that he hasn't specifically trained for that actual opponent. It's a short notice fight due to not being in shape, and if he had stayed in shape, he actually could have been competitive.
Now, I get what you're saying, obviously you don't want to fight Conor on short notice if you can prepare for it instead. But Jose has already trained for McGregor. He's already prepared for that fight.
>>68953316
Lawler is the most overrated champ in a long time. He is lucky to have even won the belt and even luckier to have gotten the nudge against Condit.
>>68952143
Daniels vs Bruno
http://webm.land/media/tmp/e9927be1-b85e-48b5-a081-851a89de06b7.webm
replays
http://webm.land/media/tmp/40e73e90-346a-427c-9cdd-43d363c79e3b.webm
http://webm.land/media/tmp/a1c05996-b080-45da-8da9-0896f66d8b39.webm
>>68952944
Sorry bro gotta fix that for you: once EVER
>>68953387
Aldo was on medical suspension until February. The fight was in early March. He literally wasn't allowed to stay in fight shape.
>>68953680
I thought Aldo wasn't allowed to have contact sparring until the beginning of February...
>>68953259
Stop living vicariously through an Irish guy that you have nothing in common with, you beaner
>>68952185
You think either of them is gonna retire if they lose?
>>68953680
>Fighters in Brazil actually respect the 'no contact until X days' suspension that is literally impossible to enforce
>>68953931
We have both ravaged backpeddaling pussies m80
>>68953259
>Pus-say Ald-lol
Stopped reading there m8
>>68951627
got one more here, but frankie is also my boy and i don't know what to do m8
>pic related me during the fight
>>68954027
The only thing your people can ravage is fat white women and toilets
>>68954069
>he doesn't know how to read hyphens
Guess you have something in common with Aldo, you didn't finish elementary either.
>>68953461
As exciting as his fights can be, I pretty much agree. Not to mention, if Rory's face could've hung in there a little longer, he probably would've won the decision against Lawler.
>>68954069
>typing a part of the post you are quoting
It's really unethical that you all insult Brendan. He's diagnosed at medically "retarded" or as having learning disabilities. Yet you all insult him and criticise him. It's disgusting.
>>68954193
is this a comment from making a murderer
>>68954069
>>68954150
>the bean not getting the point
>the bean talking about education
I might actually buy UFC 200 instead of streaming it
>>68951021
>>HW champ is golden gloes and division 1 wrestler
>>LHW champ is division 1 wrestler
>>MW top contender won IBJJF gold
>>WW top contender is world chamipon kickboxer with an undefeated record
what
>>68954148
>fat white women
Isn't that the beauty standard in america these days?
I mean I see that flag, I assume they're fat straight off.
>>68954291
>expects others to interpret his vague and retarded posts to their original intention
>>68954391
Good goy
>>68954414
There is exactly 1 impressive accomplishment on this list.
>>68954426
Americans glorify skinny people, so fat white women tend to get scooped up by illegals who are already accustomed to herding cattle
What did he mean by this? Is he just trying to pretend he's damaged as fuck and giving an edgy staredown or just plain shook
>>68954414
>WW top contender is world chamipon kickboxer with an undefeated record
>>68954426
>Isn't that the beauty standard in america these days?
>>68954744
shouldn't you be worried about nate, why are you in mexico?
>>68954809
man those eyebrows
>>68954745
Are implying that Chuck Norris' World Combat League isn't the epitome of kickboxing?
>>68954703
>american white women
>not all fat after 26
Sure, i'm OK with dirty illegal mayans disseminating their native genetics on your white women
>>68951021
>Judo
>Jeew Jitsoo
>Not requiring training
>MMA fighters unfit
lel, I guarantee most mma fighters would wreck boxers of their same wight class experience level
>>68951220
butthurt becuase no one watches boxing anymore since its boring as fuck
Post antiboys of yours that most of /heem/ likes
I'll start
>Wonderboy
>>68955170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbyKZoiyriM
When will UFC allow battle royales?
>>68955318
Is he the epitome of an alpha male? Badass, smart, well spoken, handsome and a kind hearted guy, I think so.
>>68954744
Under normal circumstances I would laugh at you for being a 189er, but since your country didn't have internet before then, I'll let it slide.
>>68955423
>smart
>well spoken
I've got bad news for you bro
>>68955407
Lanklet gets to feel like Jason Statham beating up high homeless people lol.
>>68955639
He is a self made multi millionaire, a t-shirt mogul and host of one of the most popular podcasts in the world.
>>68955512
Small
>>68955318
Brandon doesn't look like a chubby intramural superstar in this pic. Good for him.
>>68955689
nice blog
>>68955689
Schaub bless
>>68955689
>self made
>mogul
>podcast
>>68955805
You seem upset
>>68955826
you can tell by the shape of his face that he has to stay pretty thin to keep looking the same eh
>>68951754
>Foreman sucked technically
Responding with ignorance to an ignorant comment is not the way to go, anon
>>68955735
This is literally the shape he was in when you faggots wanted him to take Conor short notice, because you guys want easy fights for your potato idol since deep down you know he has a severely limited skill set and won't last long in MMA
>>68951754
>George Foreman and Julio Cesar Chavez sucked technically
>>68955969
Can Fronk end the Conor meme once and for all?
>>68955922
>great boxing & kickboxing
>has done nothing but train BJJ & TDD like he's on a speed bender
>limited skill set
Well.
>>68956037
No he can't even end the Aldo meme.
>>68956037
yes, he will be the final nail in the coffin once nate embarrasses potato nigger again
>mfw some mexicunt idolizes the faggot who has to use anti-hispanic and anti-shitskin rhetoric to promote his fights, and pulls out of press conferences like a bitch when he loses
Don't h8 yourself m8, you still have time to cross the border and americanize yourself before the wall is built
>>68956241
NEW
>>68956215
Haha
New UFC 200 Promo
check out the top comments.
You'll know when you see it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl9zdXsslqg
>>68956215
>inb4 sage gets sued
>>68956113
>given purple belt after winning fight contested in the feet
>gets taken down at will
>has meme boxing that folds against technical boxing
>can only do memekicks
Great """"champ""""" ya got there
>>68956215
>chokes the guy to death on air
>laughs the whole time
Make matches
>>68956362
Maia vs Condit
Magny vs Story
Nelson vs Brown
Cerrone vs Alves
>>68956412
Good, rising contender fights former title challenger for next title eliminator (after Thompson)
Gives two contenders somebody to fight until the landscape changes to give them more suitable matches, good
Would rather see Cerrone fight Brown, I think he deserves someone ranked higher
Same as above
>>68954703
are you fat though?
>>68956940
are you fat
>>68957079
>norway
>fat
>>68957141
there are still fat people there, just not as many desu
>>68957161
I've never seen a fat person in Norway
I've never been there either though
499
500?
>>68956123
what the fuck is wrong with his kid
