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6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Roosmalen vs Sittichai)
7/2: ONE FC: Dynasty of Champions (Jadambaa vs Kelly)
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 (Murata vs Kohori)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Daley vs Lima)
7/22: Legacy FC 58 (Drysdale vs Spann)
7/22: Bellator 159 (Caldwell vs Taimanglo)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins)
7/29: Invicta FC 18 (Grasso vs Esquibel)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
8/6: UFC FN 92 (Rodriguez vs Caceres)
8/20: UFC 202 (Diaz vs McGregor 2)
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 (Pettis vs Oliveira)
9/3: UFC FN 93 (Arlovski vs Barnett)
9/10: UFC 203 (Miocic vs Overeem)
Previous thread: >>/68775864
News:
>Dana isn't ruling out Hendo-Bisping
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/dan-henderson-title-shot-vs-new-champ-michael-bisping-ufc-boss-dana-white-wouldnt-rule-it-out
>Joanna Calderwood will get new contract
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ufc-fight-night-89-joanne-calderwood-will-get-taken-care-of-with-new-contract-and-pay
>GSP wants Bisping
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/21/11987036/georges-st-pierre-wants-michael-bisping-title-fight-as-first-choice
>NSAC approves early weighins
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-200-nevada-commission-approves-early-weigh-ins-upcoming-events-062112
>Cain dealing with flared up back injury, good to go for UFC 200 still
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/cain-velasquez-battling-niggering-back-injury-still-good-for-UFC-200
>UFC 200 Extended Preview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dbU2_j-tdw
>Brock interview on Hunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJFzYGCPM09
>Mendes statement on USADA violation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhwdellort777mhg
woops
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>mfw conor heems nate at ufc 202
>>68793578
>Your Boy
>Not getting sent to the Shadow Realm
Topkekels Lad
>>68793578
if he gets beaten again by diaz he'll have very little draw-power left.
>>68793060
THANK YOU OP
threadly heeminder
let me bang bro
>THAT'S A COORS LIGHT
>>68793797
I MIGHT EVEN GET ON TOP OF MY BOY TONIGHT
>>68793060
>niggering
So.... OP... you do know youre a pathetic worthless loser that will never amount to anything right?
I'd love to hurt your mom. he deserves it for making you. I'd like to take a baseball bat to her mouth. That wold be fun!
Really glad I'm not a nolife bitch like sperg OP.
Remember that time a Canadian wanted us to believe he could afford tickets to a UFC event?
Sperg OP is a DC fan huh? I bet he's also a Cruz fan.
I doxxed OP and found this pic of him
>>68794041
>>68794002
>>68793975
>>68793959
>literally getting mad at threads
Oh my kek, top lel!!!!
>>68793732
based Ceska
How much do OPs on /sp/ get paid?
>>68793060
I like hunt. seems like a dude you could sit down and have a beer with while talking about MMA
He should do fight companions. I mean he's a former K-1 world champ, i'm sure he's technical with his breakdown.
>>68794143
Too bad his mumbling makes him impossible to understand
>>68793060
Good OP, I normally just skim the OP and only go through the thread if there's good news so this helps me save time.
>>68794185
yup
he'd be better showing it with a well spoken co-host
imagine hunt on FS1
>>68793060
Great OP, OP, fantastic links
has there ever been someone who documented their reign of terror in real time like Charlie Zellenoff? who can possibly stop this man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp0eFFRslk4
the other guy was disqualified by the way for attacking during a timeout, another win for the champ
>>68794428
What did you mean by this?
Anybody think Hunt is gonna drop Brock?
>>68794365
Heem 1 headliner
is Spicy Banger list guy still around? I got some fights to suggest
>>68794474
of courshe
Uppercut followed by skin drag
>listening to Dana talk about Ariel Helwani
>"it is what is is"
OFFICIAL /HEEM/ OP POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10551008
>>68781205
>Ronda shouldn't have tried to stand with Holly: the post
>>68786214
>on free TV
:^)
>>68788997
are you the "post your favourite black fighter" guy?
>>68793060
nice thread, thanks
Who do you think Donald Trump's favorite fighter is?
>>68793060
why are you linking fake videos
not cool bro
>>68794581
That was a cheeky comment by Dana though
>>68794596
Chris Weidman, 100%
>>68794596
Fedor
>>68793060
>it's a trole OP OP
>>68794596
The Chris
weidman
>>68794596
Hulk Hogan
I forgot how terrible Brock was. Seriously if you're a WWE fuck boy or you like Brock you should be ashamed and you definitely need to heem yourself. Please. Mark is going to destroy him.
>>68794891
This.
I also came to this realisation when I watched the Couture fight last week.
chris
chris
weidman
>>68794891
Only worry is Hunto being a complete lazy cunt and hardly training because he thinks lesnar is nothing, like he did with Melvin Manhoef.
Goodnight /heem/
I miss JDS bros.The real JDS. I don't even think he was USADA'd...that bad. Faggot Cain had to fuck up his confidence.
>>68793060
Broken links and nonexistent videos
good job
>>68795116
Cain didn't fuck up his confidence, he scrambled his eggs.
>>68795116
I will never get tired of seeing Frank Mir get his shit destroyed
He is a terrible human being, I wish they'd have let Carwin turn his brains into mush
>>68795259
>He is a terrible human being
Why?
>>68794891
literally a 300 pound steroid gorilla struggling against a LHW who's nearing 50, lol
>>68793578
>tfw odds are in favor of McTappy
Lel. Free money alert
I love it, I love it
I'm gonna go home
why does anybody watch this "sport"
Post yfw Bork gets top mount position on Hunt
>mfw King Bisping punches GSP's head off and sends him tumbling back to fucking shitty France
you now remember benson henderson
>>68795940
who
should i bet on nate again? or is conor so obsessed he'll return with a vengeance ala GSP
DUDE
>>68796027
Conor is shook. You can't unshook someone. In their fight he forgot all be knew and just started throwing 1-2's like Diaz. No in the pocket spinning back kicks, no long range uppercuts, and no side kicks
>>68796064
very convenient how aliens often look somewhat like octopuses in hollywood movies
>>68796027
I do think Conor is obsessed, but I think Nate might just be a bad matchup for him.
Diaz is probably the safer bet, and I doubt odds for Conor are that good
>>68796084
wasn't he in the process of throwing an uppercut when Nate tagged him which led to the takedown attempt?
Has MMA been all downhill since Pride folded?
Botter is reporting that the sale is complete
http://www.flocombat.com/article/42845-sources-ufc-sale-completed-to-william-morris-endeavor-led-group
>>68796064
Octopuses are geniuses man, they have intellect
That world cup octopus was no bullshit, he really knew about sports
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVSQSSxEONE
10:30. Dana White must be mad after that.
>>68796111
He looked like he was just slow to recover from a 1-2 since he tired himself out by spamming right hands and hoping something happened
>>68796137
kek
>>68796135
>Ari Emanuel is part of the group thats is taking over
Ari Gold was based on him
>>68796064
>Octopuses (not octopi)
U wot
>>68796136
My accountant is an octopus.
>>68796126
yes
I fucking love tigers
Reminder you have less than three weeks to prepare for the goat UFC week.
I hope you already started to hit the gym, made a list of snacks to buy, analyzing previous fights and chose your different fightfan outfits for the week.
This is no joke, it's as real as it gets !
>>68796137
lel nate is so based
>>68796322
>tfw cant watch it live because jewy BT has it exclusive in englel
>>68796389
how do you watch all other events?
What pop stars has your boy fucked?
>>68796433
download the torrent the next day and avoid /heem/ until ive seen it
>>68794596
Dan Henderson
>>68796494
that must not being exciting at all
>>68796528
it kills some of the hype for sure but its better than not sleeping and being sleep deprived for a couple of days in the long run
>>68796528
>>68796589
or at least; thats what I tell myself
>>68796603
A week after the event you will be back on a normal sleep schedule either way. youre skipping them because you're a pussy. Take a nap, bro.
>>68796528
yeah it isnt plus i cant watch with /heem/ but ufc 200 threads will be going too fast to enjoy anyway
>>68796589
for me it only messes up my sunday, I go to bed at around 7 and wake up at lunchtime.
>>68796475
i wonder if dee felt insecure or jealous
>>68795116
JDS just looked great?
>>68796625
Heemspeak will be nuts lad
>>68796650
>>68796625
it's a problem for me as i always pass out for 9 hours solid when i sleep. if my schedule is nice and i can wake up at 4-5am to catch the main events it feels pretty great but staying up (i always end up doing this) fucks me over major. still not recovered from rory vs wonderpedo. i woke up at midnight so i might be able to make it through the day today
>This almost happened
>>68796714
it did happen, you just posted a photo of it
>>68796714
>>68796738
dont you guys find it weird that you automaticly lose if a guy snaps your arm
I mean you are still able to fight unless you give up due to the pain
>>68796027
judging on the way 2016 is gone, there are no easy fights to call. i think conor wins on memes alone
>>68796800
they would never allow it to be shown on tv, would get too many complaints of it being barbaric
>>68796475
Based Conrad. Still my boy.
Would you let your little brother join wonderboy's karate class?
>>68796475
do you think they fucked lads?
>>68796800
if the ref doesn't step in your arm would get ripped off. good luck fighting through that
>>68796887
nate and justin definitely
conor swerved rihanna, she started crying when she went on stage
>>68796847
No that would be doing something nice for him, fuck him
>>68796847
where did this wonderboy is a pedo meme come from?
>>68796953
some dude just forced it forever
>>68796953
he drives around kids and gives them karate lessons
sounds like a pedo to me
>>68796971
god those people are pathetic
>>68796953
Some autists project their own insecurity being around children
>>68796475
Doesn't Aldo walk out to a Rihanna song? lmao
>17 days until the mark hunt meme is dead
>>68796800
Souza won some BJJ match after getting his arm broken. He was ahead on points and just ran around for 5 minutes or so defending all takedowns.
Tfw i cant see ufc 200 because i have to go army one week before event. Wish me luck heembros.
>>68797044
rory once walked out to rihanna and calvin harris lel
>>68797082
Aldo walked out to Rhianna when he lost to McGregor.
>>68797082
And Rory walked out to Korn this time, that kid's fucking music taste is something else
>>68796953
He's a christfag.
>>68797082
>>68797123
dont you guys know the story behind his walkout songs? He told it on JRE
>>68797123
he had his walkout music picked for him a few fights because the guy in charge was texting the wrong guy and the guy he was texting knew who rory was so he picked random songs lol. He talks about it on a jre podcast, would recommend
What happened before this pic?
>>68797190
some wmma fighter asked if she could get a raise
>>68797190
he punched a fan
>Rogan could beat a real fighter
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466591647370.webm
>>68797358
kek
KEK
when will he learn.
>>68797358
hes a LHW at 5'8 and hes lean so his cardio will be exhausted by his muscles
>>68797433
>rogan is 5'8
biggest lie ever, hes around 5'6
>>68797433
if rogans 5'8 shane carwin is 6'5 and conor mcgregor is 5'10
>>68797507
Siri says he's 5'0" lol
>>68797507
>>68797535
exactly and having that muscle mass at his height, hes obv juiced to the gills
>>68797624
m8 he has always admitted that he has used and is using juice
he has been on trt for a decade
>>68797655
his willy must be the size of a pea by now.
poor guy
>he's wearing shoes with lifts
>she's barefoot
>>68797655
Why would someone who isn't competing or into bodybuilding do that to themselves?
>>68797682
>>68797734
Please research AASs before speaking please.
>>68797682
thats a myth you mong if anything it makes it bigger, its the balls that shrinks with steroid use
>>68797734
because hes insane. also the other 1000 drugs in his system at any time cloud his judgement
>>68797752
Kek. not that guy buy please find any proof that a drug will permanently increase your penis size. dont buy into the marketing meme lads
Is UFC 2 an acceptable heeming simulator?
>>68794596
FUCKING WHITE MALES
>>68793060
Thank you best OP.
>>68796702
As an alcoholic I am way too ruined to stay up for the events so I also have to watch them the next day. Fucking hate Sunday night cards because I have to use some of my annual holiday from work to watch the cards the next day
>>68795039
Hunto is doing 2 a days now and had "been keeping fit for July" prior to the announcement like Uncle Dana told him to
>>68794891
this fucking guy
>>68798018
you should stop drinking
>>68798051
I probably will when I'm dead. Damage has been done lad
>>68794891
i hope brock beats hunt and then all the fags who affectionately refer to him as "Hunto"
>>68794504
Here's the list. I'd rec Chan Sung Jung vs. Leonard Garcia.
>>68798064
weaksauce
>>68793234
I love watching CB lose
>>68798083
We need to update this with recent spicy bangers
Magny vs Lombard
Hendo vs Lombard
Bosse vs O'Connell
Cerrone vs Cote
All of ufc199
>>68795084
Goodnight honey
>>68798083
I have the list I just want to recomend some fights to add
Igor Pokrajac vs Jan Blachowicz
Roland Delorme vs Nick Denis
Louis Gaudinot vs John Lineker
John Dodson vs Tim Elliott
Adam Milstead vs Chris De La Rocha
Steve Bossé vs Sean O'Connell
>>68798142
>Cerrone vs Cote
that wasnt spicy
>>68797358
Can't wait for Cody McKenzie to fuck him up at /HEEM/ 1.
>MFW Conor shits the bed again.
>>68797965
Randa title shot when?
>>68798171
>Igor Pokrajac vs Jan Blachowicz
That was such a fun fucking fight.
>>68798221
fatso can't even make weight
>>68797965
>hairy fingers
>>68798243
rude
>>68798310
Cheers man
>>68798265
>an iraqi CVS pharmacy technician is ranked
>>68793060
venom page in ufc when
>>68798326
Not the spicy banger guy btw. Just used a picture to text program and added the new suggestions.
>>68793578
my boy is the potato king but nate:
1) has a longer reach
2) has better boxing
3) has a black belt in BJJ
how can mcgroobs compete?
>>68798310
>34. Korean Zombie vs Leonard Garcia
>53. Chan Sung Jung vs Leonard Garcia
Do you have brain damage from me heeming you too hard or is /r/mma leaking and making our spicy banger lists now?
>>68798365
As I said, I'm not the original guy. Will fix it m8.
was Fedor vs Maldonado worth watching lads?
FIXED
>>68798427
Angela Hill is so shit
>>68798516
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wmma
the tribe has spoken
>dos canjos
>literally fightpass
is Mackenzie Dern a meme fighter?
>>68798351
Oh really? How do you do that?
>>68798310
>>68798429
what was added?
>>68797358
yeah well it's jwp, of course he's gonna get owned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_j6HIHxWy0
>>68796475
Chris Brown can heem both of them
>>68798688
We'll find out soon.
>>68797141
>>68797148
but he finally got that fixed. He just really likes shitty nu metal
>>68797358
Why aren't they wearing protective gear on their craniums?
>>68798688
Spann and Drysdale look ashamed to be fighting for a meme organization.
>>68798427
Angela Hill is probably the only fighter I actively dislike
So /heem/, who you got?
>>68798783
they go light and headgear does nothing
Is "good enough for the UFC" still a thing?
>>68798783
Head gear only stops cuts. Nothing to do with trauma. This sparing is light enough not to warrant it.
>>68798362
> has better boxing
He does not. His chin has just been rock solid so far, but they all crack. He will go down off a weak shot this time and it will be anti-climactic. Will look like a dive.
>>68798841
wow looks like an all australian card
>>68793060
honestly dude, not too bad
>>68798841
Nguyen is literally free money
>>68798914
McGregor's boxing is pretty shit. Don't know what you're going on about.
>>68799043
he has bad boxing boxing but he has quite good mma boxing
>>68799043
All his victories involved mainly boxing.
>tfw trying to watch Fyodor A million and co vs Fabricio McDonalds and new fight pass is still shitty and buffery and skippy.
Asses
>>68799090
He hit people with his hands yes, but he's more a puncher than a boxer
Nate's use of timing, distance and counters against Johnson was very very slick
>>68799072
So... he has shit boxing.
>>68799072
>>68799090
Punching =/= Boxing
>>68799142
compared to actual boxers, yes
compared to mma fighters, no, and conor is an mma fighter, not a boxer
>>68799106
Diaz blocks punches wit his head. Conor landed plenty of shots on Nate Diaz that would put out someone with a weaker chin.
>>68798841
I wonder who will Nguyen?
>>68797639
How long before she announces that she's transitioning?
>>68799250
for how touted Nate's boxing is he really does have poor head movement
>>68798688
Yes.
She'll still be 115 champ pretty soon though.
>>68796064
>>68796196
I always get my pussies and my pies mixed up.
>>68799340
he rolls with punches pretty well
>>68799103
These commentators at EFN kek
>Vwot da hell is goink on! I dont anderstant vat is goink on rait nao!
If Rory goes to Bellator, Koreshkov will end his career desu
>>68799380
that's probably the only positive thing you can say about his head movement though
he does get fucking hit a lot, he relies on his offense being his best defense most of the time
>>68799382
Fabio Maldonada
>>68799393
Fedor Emelianenka
>>68799392
He's a traditional boxer so his defense is probably fucked in MMA from the smaller gloves. 4oz ear mitts ain't shit.
>>68798429
Trinaldo vs Medieros
>>68798429
someone add Rory vs Wonderboy to this list
Zuffa has allegedly completed the sale of the Ultimate Fighting Championship. The buyers are reported to be a group of investors led by William Morris Endeavor (WME) that also includes Chinese media, entertainment and search engine company Tencent, as well as the the Kraft Group (which owns the New England Patriots NFL franchise) and famed Chinese property development and movie theater company Dalian Wanda.
>>68799484
That wasn't a spicy banger though.
>>68799473
Not spicy
>>68799623
you clearly did not watch that fight
>you now remember Rory "The Red King" "Ares" "Waterboy" MacDonald
what went wrong?
>>68799635
The opening 5 minutes are literally wall and stall
These EFN commentators shat on Fedor quite a bit, thought that was a bit harsh :/
>This was supposed to be an easy fight
>Fedor couldnt even knock him out
>Fedor looks disappointed.. as he should be
>He has no reason to be happy with himself
>There were talks about Fedor going to the UFC, doubt it will happen after this!
As if it was fucking kimbo vs dada. Yeah Fedor got meme'd upon in rd1 but he didn't give off a bad performance. He got hurt lol.
>>68799509
>ufc promos will now literally be chinese cartoons
>>68799640
>"Ares the God of War"
>>68799654
he struggled big time with a hand picked opponent
>>68799509
>which owns the New England Patriots NFL franchise
lol oh good no more shady practices
>>68799671
they gave him a list and he picked the best fighter on that list...
>>68799720
>>68799671
What were his other choices out of interest?
Maldonado isn't exaclty on the same level but he isn't shit either
>>68799720
a washed up LHW that was cut from the UFC. I think Karol Bedorf was on the list as well so he would have been the best fighter. 14-2 KSW HW champ
>>68799671
brawldanado is a legit can mate
>>68799746
Karol Bedorf
Oli Thompson
Peter Graham (I presume he was since he faced Minakov on the card)
>GSP coming back to fight Bisping
what a meme ''''fighter''''
>>68799760
Cunt is a average fighter but has a chin of steel and completely un-heemable. If you are gonna pick a can, pick one that goes down when you hit them.
>>68799823
WW GOAT vs MW GOAT
>>68799852
>>68799823
NATTY vs JUICE
>>68798083
>Chan Sung Jung vs. Leonard Garcia.
Just watched it, Korean Zombie got fucking robbed. What were those judges thinking?
>GSP can beat BisGOAT
rockhold got knocked out by bisping lol
>>68799874
I want Bisping to win so badly
Imagine the eternal shitposting
>Bisping beats Silva
>Bisping beats GSP
>Bisping beats Jones
The last one seems impossible but imagine if he beat all goats of the previous era
>>68799908
Bisping would be the NATTY GOAT
>>68799908
Fedor goes to UFC, BisKing beats him.
>>68799888
gsp tapped to strikes from matt serra
if rockhold won was gsp going to fight him
>>68799943
Nope
For some reason people see BisGOAT as an easy fight
So Faber is going to retire right?
>running subtitles when mark hunt talks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dbU3_j-tdw
>>68800049
such an awkward punch
>>68799943
Of course man u think he scared or something?
>>68800133
yeah really
arm fully extended, elbow straight, hitting with the side of the fist lol
>>68799887
lol.
>>68800133
>>68800154
nothing awkward about it you goofs just a long range hook russian style
>>68800199
lol idiot
>>68800237
a fuckin leaf
>>68797808
It actually does make your dick look bigger since your balls shrink. It creates contrast. Think about it, would you rather have your balls hanging lower than your dick or dick hanging lower than your balls?
>>68799262
Underrated post.
>>68799926
I still think that fight was fixed. GSP took a dive and made a billion dollars.
>yfw Hunto walk off heems Bork
>>68800300
>Brock hits Hunt with an overhand right and rocks him
>Hunt falls on his back
>Brock goes to leap on top of him
>Herb has flashbacks of Chris Weidman and how he allowed his career to get heem'd
>He tries to push Brock off
>Brock flings Herb out of the way, continues to attack Hunt
>Herb jumps up to his feet, peels off his shirt and dropkicks Brock
>Big John flies into the ring and clotheslines Herb
>Beltran tries to throw a folding chair over the cage but it gets caught in his beard
>Big John jumps on top of Herb and pins him
>Yamasaki falls from the rafters for an 80ft+ flying elbow into Big John's spine
>leaps to his feet and shouts "NOW THAT'S A 10-7 BIATCH!"
>lights go out
>the trailer for Lookin' for a Fight begins playing on all of the huge TVs
>it shows Dana shouting "This is crazy! We're actually going to be fighting on an official UFC card, this is nuts!"
>lights come back on
>Dana and Matt Serra are shirtless
>music is blasting clips of Dana going GOOF GOOF GOOF GOOF GOOF
>Nick the Tooth is on a skateboard playing air guitar
>>68794596
>white
>any of those people
Is there a more likeable fighter in the UFC than Elias?
>>68800455
He's a cunt
>>68793060
Upcoming events:
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Roosmalen vs Sittichai)
7/2: ONE FC: Dynasty of Champions (Jadambaa vs Kelly)
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 (Murata vs Kohori)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Daley vs Lima)
7/22: Legacy FC 58 (Drysdale vs Spann)
7/22: Bellator 159 (Caldwell vs Taimanglo)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins)
7/29: Invicta FC 18 (Grasso vs Escabel)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
8/6: UFC FN 92 (Rodriguez vs Caceres)
8/20: UFC 202 (Diaz vs McGregor 2)
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 (Pettis vs Oliveira)
9/3: UFC FN 93 (Arlovski vs Barnett)
9/10: UFC 203 (Miocic vs Overeem)
Previous thread: >>68775864
News:
>Calderwood gets fight bonus, new contract
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/22/11996492/ufc-dana-white-joanne-calderwood-fight-night-bonus-new-contract-womens-mma
>Bellator signs another wrestler
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/21/11951300/bellator-mma-wrestling-prospect-free-agent-notre-dame-joey-davis
>Cruz on Reis title shot
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/dominick-cruz-sees-reis-self-confidence-as-key-for-ufc-201-title-shot-we-know-that-johnson-is-beatable
>>68794002
Cruz is my boy, but I'm neutral about DC
I bet you like Conor
>>68800455
Holly.
>>68800477
lmao
>>68800514
lmao bud
>>68800530
They all gave him (You)s
When he started a ruse,
And they all bitched and whined
When his posts had no news.
"A couple posts early!"
Cried Yankees, so surly.
"My OP template always must be re-used!"
what was his name again?
>>68800530
its ok man, you're still cool
>>68800545
Jimbo Pies
Ey buddeh oim gunna knawk you out
Checkers-MMA anyone? A round of fighting, a game of checkers, a round of fighting, a game of checkers, a round of fighting. Decision goes to whoever wins a majority of games + rounds.
>>68800649
Checkers > Chess
>>68800649
Fight me at Connect-4 you fucking pussy.
>>68800649
>>68800714
>>68800756
checkers is a game for idiots
>>68800773
>adan's reading comprehension
>>68800773
Chess is a game for tryhards who want to feel superior because they play a board game
>>68800809
chess is a game for tryhards, yes
that's because the skill ceiling is extremely high
>>68800786
if you enjoy playing checkers you're a fucking idiot bud
you might as well be playing go fish
>>68800854
>caring about a solved game
learn go, leaf
>>68800649
thats not fair the autistic fighters would have an unfair advantage.
which ones are the autistic fighters again, /heem/?
>>68800897
John Howard.
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/6/22/11999696/report-ufc-sale-has-been-completed
There you have it, lads.
The UFC is now sold.
>>68800957
RIP
It was fun while it lasted
>>68800957
>White, who owns approximately 8.89% of the company, was said to be cashing out to the tune of $320 million US dollars. But our sources also said that the new ownership group would grant White a new ownership stake in order to entice him to continue in his role as president and promoter.
almost nothing is going to change
>>68801013
So he gets 300 mil and gets to stay? Why would he not just leave?
>>68801013
He hasn't accepted the deal yet. I doubt White is going to willingly work with a bunch of Chinese.
>>68801013
>This is what shills actually believe
>>68801032
>Get paid 300 mill
>Get another 10% for free
>Get another 500+ mill 10 years from now
Why on earth would he turn this deal down?
Are you stupid
>>68801036
He said on Unfiltered that he was 100% staying and nobody who worked for him had anything to worry about.
>>68801036
It's a group of investors. He would be probably be working with WME and Kraft representatives
>>68801097
yeah that was before he got a call from his new boss and they said ching chong dana ching chong president ching chong pay cuts ching chong ufc
>>68799887
its coming home
its coming home
its coming
>>68801097
>believing Dana
>ever
>>68800496
>Those upper pecs
>Those shoulders
>>68800049
looks like faber is saying "SHIT"
VERY IMPORTANT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10551008
http://www.strawpoll.me/10551008
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>>68801050
Because i can retire with 300 million?
>>68801225
Dana isn't a NEET like you, he actually wants to have a purpose in life
Who's the GOAT, Giorgio Petrosyan or Nieky Holzken?
>Inb4 muh heavyweights
>>68801181
>wmma is 100% natty, guys
Holm is juicing, Honda is juicing, Gadelha is juicing, Cyborg is (obviously) juicing, Polish Boy is juicing. There is not a single fighter in the UFC not on drugs with the possible exception of the obese samoan.
>>68801243
if i had that kind of money my purpose would be to buy cocaine and whores
>>68800273
>>68799262
How do you pronounce that name?
Never met a "nguyen" so I'd probably call them "nuh goo yen"
>>68801266
>implying Dana doesn't do that already
>>68801271
I think it's "enngwenn"
>>68801271
nwin.
You won't get it right, don't worry about it.
>>68801243
>shitposting isn't a purpose
>>68800199
I would be personally embarrassed to punch like that. Somehow 'over-hand' got turned into straight arm windmill punches that club with the side of the fist (aka girl punches), by mma fighters.
>>68801271
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6c/Nguyen_%28northern_dialect%29.ogg
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/16/Nguyen.ogg
>non american pronunciation
>>68801339
First one sounds like "goyen" and the second sounds like "noowein"
>>68801254
holzken is overrated and lost to most of the top guys he's fought
>>68801420
So you'd probably have Buakaw at 1 or 2?
>>68801461
They're tired of watching downie throw a temper tantrum about it
>>68801420
Holzken is way better than he use to be.
Dunno if is Petro is what he use to be after injury and getting knocked out but fucking hell he was a rolls royce at his best.
>>68801489
but aren't his complaints legitimate considering the other people who make OPs with no info have no reason to do so?
Anyone here do any martial arts?
>>68801457
absolutely, he arguably only ever lost 1 fight in his entire k-1 career
>>68801537
he's had long bouts of inactivity due to repeating hand injuries and hasn't fought a top notch opponent in a long time but he's done adequate enough in his bouts
>>68801554
>a manlet was considered the baddest man on the planet by the plebians
no, nobody here trains. that's why i could heem every here on zero notice.
What broke first
Rory's spirit or his body?
>>68801770
rory's spirit, ufc 189
>>68801770
>>68801795
lol idiots
>>68801554
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jujutsu
>>68801770
robbie took his soul
Heem is love
>>68801842
we are live
fuck dan white, he is stupid dictator who doesnt care about fighters and hates free speech WAR ARIEL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzNo8kqkzq8
damn
didn't know this
>>68801838
robbie collects souls because he does have one (he is part asian)
>>68801810
I can't believe he's 33 years old
>>68801977
haha hes an old guy
>>68801881
that is pretty fucking corrupt
>>68800854
Get fucked you cunt, go fish is mad
>>68802033
>go fish is mad
lmao
>>68801977
I know. He acts like a little bitch. Spewing toxic shit about how he likes Dragon Ball Z and Hot Pockets. Makes him seem younger than he is.
>being this empty since Mcgregor's fall
>to need him so bad to lit the inner fire and be able to enjoy this memey sport and life itself.
Also
>UFC 200 is a sick card
>doesn't have Conor in it
my keks giggle
who else is terribly afraid that Nate's gonna taje a dive for getting the big monies?
I mean he has already honestly stated that he's fighting for money and hes going for the big ones
I dont think Mcgregor meme can live without a comeback ala GSP and JewFC knows that
>>68802068
Make like a leaf and split
>>68802099
you now remember a long two months ago when ufc 200 sucked
>>68802182
>who else is terribly afraid that Nate's gonna taje a dive for getting the big monies?
I fear this but with Hunto and Lesnar, legit worried.
>>68802182
Nate would never take a dive. He will try to win to spite them and shut conor up
>>68802033
>go fish is mad
christ
Mark Hunt isn't even training right for this Lesnar fight. He's going to get wrestlefucked into a living death, lads.
>>68798841
My money is on Crazian.
Just look at those tats.
>>68802099
200 is a decent card tbf
I'm going to sleep after Aldo vs Frankie though
>>68802395
no you're not
>>68802395
>he doesn't want to see Jon get that dick sucked on PPV
>>68802395
>Being this 189.
>thats the notorious ConorMCgregor
>humble in victory,humble in defeat
>mfw the British Isles currently has more champs than Brazil
kek'd
>>68794596
>that wesley snipes in the first column
>that dana on the bottom row
>>68802581
Nate DÃaz, 1st column, 9th row.
>>68802364
Pisses me off, just train you fat cunt.
>>68802022
For you
>>68800477
Thanks Senpai
>>68800514
Fuck off
Has there been a funnier drug test failure than Thiago Silva's fake piss?
>UFC light-heavyweight Thiago Silva has been suspended for one year and fined a total of $33,750 by the Nevada state athletic commission upon his admission that he used steroids and then provided a fake urine sample in order to pass a UFC 125 pre-fight drug test.
>>68794596
He's mentioned numerous times it's Tito Ortiz. How he was the embodiment of the American dream. How he came from nothing, saw drug abuse and abused drugs himself. Got fed up and took up sports. And having having wonderful children with an evil woman like Tito did.
>>68802244
you mean before all the fights were announced? Idiot
>>68802480
That literally looks like a /heem/ post lmao
>>68802796
because hendricks vs gastelum and cain vs browne is the epithome of ticket sales, right?
>>68802792
>not brian stann
>>68802444
trips confirm Jon gets his dick sucked in the third.
>>68802796
idiot
>>68802852
Shut the fuck up u fucking moron
>>68802099
Conor sure loves those Zoo Books, doesn't he?
>>68802852
Of course Cain sells well.
Who is Dana going to sacrifice to make sure 200 is spicy?
>>68802763
The wording for Kevin Randleman's failed test following PRIDE 32 was funnier.
>"It was either allegedly non-human urine or urine from a dead human being," Kizer said.
>>68802680
Denzel Washington, 1st column, 15th row.
>>68802949
Lorenzo
>staying in hotel
>switch on spic channel because bored
>euros are on
this is terrible
how is soccer still the biggest sport in the world
Who actually won that fight?
>>68802515
>Brazil's only champ is a free tee vee foighter
>>68803350
Lawler
>>68802515
The GOAT
>>68802949
I hope i get to see Jim Norton heemed in my lifetime.
Hunto and Nate will both take a dive because they both don't have a passion for fighting and they both just do it for the money
is carlos conduit a meme?
>>68804506
carlos conduit is what the dock workers buddies call him
>>68799509
Will MMA be better or worse with these newfag owners?
>>68804614
Dana is still in charge of the company, it will probably be about the same
post yfw Aldo beats Frankie "totally a bad matchup for Conor, I promise" Edgar and sends to the back of the queue.
>>68803962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJdovVVnwus
he loves it
>>68804982
Aldo gonna get KO'd
>>68804982
Aldo's chin has been deleted m8
>>68804982
>this post
lmao
>>68802395
>I'm going to sleep after Aldo vs Frankie though
You are, after I feed ya to the dogs ya goof
>>68805479
dya like dags?
>>68804614
worse.
>>68804982
mfw
>>68805361
>le don't take a short notice fight and then complain that Conor is ducking you man
what do i do with all my salsa i have no crackers left
>>68805361
i hope he doesn't throw down his hat in disgust after his 4th title loss
>>68805794
""""injured""""" just like RDA was
how many bongs and bings until the fights
Why does the UFC get stuck with boring ass wrestle meme Khabib instead of getting exciting Russians like Shlemenko and Koreshkov?
>>68805914
>tfw no Red Panty Night
>tfw back to doing fight nights (for free)
>tfw Khabib will take my belt this year
is 201 the most boring card of the year so far?
>>68806096
>Rose Namajunas vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz
literally fight of the year
>>68805981
>boring ass wrestle meme Khabib
be careful
the ufc also has exciting russians like maribek taisumov and rustam khabilov
khabib is exciting to watch if he's your boy, like he is mine
>>68806096
no card with lawler on it is boring
>>68806117
what the fuck
this motherfucker never learned how to run?
>>68805981
>The 31-year-old Russian had an elevated testosterone-to-epitestosterone ratio of 50:1 in relation to the Feb. 13 bout; the legal T/E limit in California is 4:1.
>>68806096
Rose, Robbie, and DJ are on it... It's a really good card - who know how it will turn out in real life.
>>68806174
Yeah, I think a lot of people here don't know how good Karolina is. I think I saw someone last week say her striking was 'questionable'.
>>68796196
hi mate, it's octopode. Don't worry even microsoft word gets that one wrong.
>>68800049
Imagine if that Urijahs upkick have koed Cruz.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNNSMeWI5Ks
>>68806555
really makes you think huh
>>68806593
What do u mean lumberjack?
>>68807301
it just makes you wonder
http://www.sherdog.com/news/articles/An-Open-Letter-to-Dana-White-8345
>>68801337
People get ko'd by that punch all the time....
>>68806307
Seriously? She didn't look that great against markos, who isn't exactly an elite striker
Not that rose is either, she's quite overrated because of her flashy subs and her win over paige, which isn't worth much
>>68801337
It gets your head into a difficult position to be punched by a counter, which is the entire point.
>>68805943
Would anyone else literally eat roses shit as it left her asshole?
>>68802097
y-yeah, what kind of self respecting 33 year old does that.
That one Murican still trying to make "bongs" and "bings" a thing
>>68808712
>It's a Bulgaria post
>that one Hungarian trying to deny bings and bongs are a thing
>>68808939
Nice one, haha
>>68808712
>see flag
>stop reading post
>>68807686
I expected her to win and she won. 29-28, 29-28, 30-27. And then Heather Jo Clark was even lucky to make it to a decision. Karolina also beat Mizuki.
>>68809091
>Implying not being 350 punds is a bad thing.
It just sank in how sick 200 is
>>68809338
I haven't been less hype for a card since 193
Claudia looking soft as fuck. Thanks USADA.
>>68809338
UFC 200 is just over commercialised garbage, real fight fans watch Rizin and ONE.
>Cuck Thomas said that you are a donk if you think Bosse/O'Connell is a better fight than Robbie/Condit
lel
>muh technique
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcCsWyY1FMo
Welcome to "If I Did It"
>>68809783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g05nq5b3pBU
>>68807886
pretty much all of Cruz's strikes, which is what makes him so impressive
>>68809594
so real fight fans watch just like 12 events a year?
>>68810556
yes, there are too many UFC events - all watered down. Rizin and ONE go for quality over quantity which leads to stacked cards.
>>68810619
Smh, Your kids are gonna see this for christs sake
>http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/jon-jones/jon-jones-concerned-with-referee-for-daniel-cormier-rematch/
Does Jon have a chance without his eyepokes? Who unironically has concerns with based BJM?
>>68798362
don't forget UFC196 170lbs Nate is different than the UFC202 170lbs Nate. First time was just Nate fighting at his walkround weight. This time, Nate is putting muscle then cutting down to 170lbs. Having more muscle usually means that cardio suffers but it's a fucking Diaz Brother, I don't think he'll gas out after one round because he has better cardio and is a smart enough boxer that he won't load up on every shot.
>>68812204
Big John would genuinely KO Jon Jones
>>68812204
This makes me like Big John so much more.
Jackson is such a scumbag
>>68812345
Nate's not used to having muscle, he better prepare properly, fighters don't seem to understand you can't just put on muscle and keep your cardio.
wow heem sucks now eh
jon jones! get dat dick ready boy!
rothwell
>>68813038
Cote looked like total shit in this fight
>>68812985
What's going to happen to this meme when cornier beats jon jones at ufc 200?
>>68813315
octagon interview, post fight conference, multiple twitter status updates
memes are a flat circle
just wait
>>68813286
that's usually how you look like when you get your ass beat
You have 10 seconds to justify womens' suffrage.
Also, who's your favorite W""""MMA"""" fighter?
>>68813453
well that's just not true at all
>>68800545
Harambe
>>68813477
Maryna Moroz and Joanna
>>68802395
Are we pretending again,anon? Are we really doing this?!
>>68802792
>dat Stone Cold photobomb
>>68801198
9 edgelords and 5 newfags
Loser sperg OP in 3, 2, 1...
new
>>68813926
>>68813926
>>68813926
>>68813904
nope lol
>>68808712
Rusev knows whats up.
>>68813962
>>68813962
NEW
Your strawpolls really touched me boys. I included some helpful news and links for you
>>68798417
if you like seeing your childhood hero fight as a shell of his former self, sure.
Honestly, what's the argument against having info in the OP?
>>68814098
"fuck you"
>>68814052
autism
Remember that time you got BTFO?
>>68814052
The tears then began
Like the rain in a flood.
His soul filled with pain,
When he'd just been a stud.
But his stupid brain showed:
With your thought process slowed,
You get BTFO'd
By lmaobud.
>>68814229
Not sure if you're unironically saying fuck me or you're saying that's the answer to the question
>>68814668
fuck you
>>68812204
>Who unironically has concerns with based BJM?
McGoober for some reason
>>68798042
well i think he was just preparing to replace cain, and that dana knew a fight should emerge for hunt as one of the busy HWs might drop out
>>68801888
I think robbie is why hendricks turned to shit. hendricks literally couldn't make weight, was soft on the feet and had kidney problems after 5th round robbie dropped him with elbows to the body till he started screaming
>>68804982
nah, frankie has to complete the legacy
he wins 145, connor never returns or loses, holloway is new king since who the fuck is that much better then him. (2018 yair vs holloway)
edgar then goes through BW, which he is faster the uriah so he will do very very well
heem this thread
>>68815930
SCHAUB
>>68816024
atta boy
>>68814098
I prefer to see the memes of the great minds of /heem/. What kind of casual goof gets his news form the OP?
