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Old thread:>>68769249
http://www.strawpoll.me/10548971
>>68775864
DELETE THIS
first for anime
>>68775895
i love anime
>>68775864
KEK
nice meme
>>68775864
you seem angry buddy
Is this the real thread?
>>68778534
I am help me cope ;^)
>>68778567
How was your day?
>>68778592
Great
>>68778602
Good, I'm glad to hear that. I hope you have a good day tomorrow as well.
>>68778645
Thanks
>>68775864
pcoming events:
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Roosmalen vs Sittichai)
7/2: ONE FC: Dynasty of Champions (Jadambaa vs Kelly)
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 (Murata vs Kohori)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Daley vs Lima)
7/22: Legacy FC 58 (Drysdale vs Spann)
7/22: Bellator 159 (Caldwell vs Taimanglo)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins)
7/29: Invicta FC 18 (Grasso vs Esquibel)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
8/6: UFC FN 92 (Rodriguez vs Caceres)
8/20: UFC 202 (Diaz vs McGregor 2)
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 (Pettis vs Oliveira)
9/3: UFC FN 93 (Arlovski vs Barnett)
9/10: UFC 203 (Miocic vs Overeem)
Previous thread: >>68769215
News:
>Dana isn't ruling out Hendo-Bisping
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/dan-henderson-title-shot-vs-new-champ-michael-bisping-ufc-boss-dana-white-wouldnt-rule-it-out
>Joanna Calderwood will get new contract
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ufc-fight-night-89s-joanne-calderwood-will-get-taken-care-of-with-new-contract-and-pay
>GSP wants Bisping
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/21/11985036/georges-st-pierre-wants-michael-bisping-title-fight-as-first-choice
>NSAC approves early weighins
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-200-nevada-commission-approves-early-weigh-ins-upcoming-events-062116
>>68778675
You're welcome
>>68778780
imo, upcoming events should be small shows in the current week, ufc/bellator in the next two and ufc ppvs in the next month
too many events there
>>68778780
Literally no one fucking cares you aspie
>>68778913
actually, literally 9 people care
>>68778851
it is fairly long, but you don't have to read the whole thing
plus adding and removing events all the time would be annoying imo
>>68778913
you do
>>68778913
>finding the only 14 people in /heem/ who don't care about the OP to make your shitty poll
lmaoing @ ur life
https://twitter.com/ufc/status/745398403916455938
It begins
>>68778976
I don't care. Saying I don't give a shit about your aspie fueled obsession with events and links doesn't mean I care about it
Do you think when a person that you keep annoying tells you to fuck off, that they secretly care? Of course not, that's why you're here.
>>68778913
http://www.strawpoll.me/10548908
mine says otherwise
threadly heeminder
>>68779036
one of my favourite things is thanking him so that he thinks it's important lol
>>68778993
Didn't even make it, stay mad, aspie :^)
>>68779036
you right now bud lmao bud bud lmao bud
>>68779066
Lol me too
Why is everyone so god damn angry?
>>68779059
Australia has the biggest fight fans, lad
heeminder
>>68779138
3 weeks without UFC
>>68779138
the downie who keeps making the bjpenn threads is sperging out over the fact that i posted my op in his thread
>>68779138
I made it funny a long time ago
>>68779173
That's not me tho
>>68779173
lmao, LITERALLY no one actually cares and then you spambombs when this happens
>>68779059
for the love of god pls stop
everyone's pissed lmao
>>68779237
You're no better than the douchebags who wanted wrestling moved to asp. Just ignore it if you don't like it asshole.
>>68779286
You're upset
>>68775864
>no [embed][embed]
please leave the thread making to canada
Anyone have a webm of Misha Cirkunov's win over Ion?
>>68779340
he's too pussy to try that shit
>Before turning pro as a mixed martial artist, St-Pierre worked as a bouncer at a Montreal night club in the South Shore called Fuzzy Brossard and as a garbageman for six months to pay for his school fees.
PAMPERED.
>>68779304
>oh please stop bullying me big strong man!!!!
kek
Wait
>you're no better than the douchebags wanted wrestling moved to asp
Oh my kek youre a mandrama fag too!!! LMAO
>>68779421
Being a garbaggio is a good living
Why is GSP such a fucking coward?
Anderson
>Oh I am scared, I gonna wait to see what happen to him
>heemed by Chris
Chris
>oh no he is my friend and train wit heem, I don gonna fight him
Luke
>oh no I definitely want no part that
Robbie
>oh no he is scare me I don't want to get ko'd
Bisping
>I come back now, easy money
>I retire now I am champion bye guys
I wonder how McGregor is gona do shit talk in the press con after getting strangled
>>68779496
He'll probably take the zen martial artist approach now
>GSP didn't even mention Pigg Rigg once in conversation about his comeback.
>>68779496
He can't talk shit, guarantee he's as humble as a fucking Saint.
The better question is: What does he do when he gets boxed the fuck up and sub'd again? Let's face it, Nate isn't losing unless he drops that Stockton integrity for Dana's shekels
>>68779573
>guarantee he's humble as a fucking saint
Because that's what he's been like on twitter lol
>>68779480
Lorenzo looking small there.
>>68779569
gsp always mentions condit, then pig rig
never mentions robbie, even though robbie was obvious next in line and robbie pushed for the advanced testing before usada. robbie has been chasing gsp for almost 5 years, guy just wont come back and give him the fight he should have gotten
>The Biggest Referee Mistakes In MMA
http://videos.sapo.pt/nJLuDbMr1KBNC3No1tm0
FREE FIGHT HAFAEL DOZ HANJOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pVMpSUovWs
what channel is the ufc 202 press conference
>listening new ufc podcast
>based dana going on rants
>non stop screaming into mic
hope they put out consistent episodes and not just one per month like lookin for a fight
>>68779819
ufc.tv
>>68779573
My fucking god. This would literally destroy him. Mentally and physically. I would acc feel sorry for him even tho I'm not his fan.
>>68779573
>Nate isn't losing
>h-he was just doing his '''''''''''job'''''''''
t. cucks
>>68779991
Thank you.
>>68779573
did u even watch the first fight? conor was outboxing him
>>68778996
>When the presser is like an event in itself
>>68780032
>conor was outboxing him
>>68779480
I think GSP would do OK in porn industry. With his appearance I could easily see him replacing this guy. They look similar
>>68780078
> scar tissue meme
>>68780032
fuck off fucking casual
>>68780032
>Conor outboxed him
Not enough Lad, not enough.
>>68780087
Love this bald motherfucker
what would be your UFC walkout song?
>>68780179
>>68780148
>>68780078
we get it ur mma hipsters who dislike anyone who has a big following.
>>68779762
This is my first time watching this fight and RDA is pulling every trick in the book lmao
>eye poke with thumb
>grabbing fence
>trying to pull down Jason's shorts
>complaining about Jason grabbing his own shorts
>going for a kick to the body when Jason tries to touch gloves
>kneeing his opponent in the crotch 3 times
>looking to the ref to get the fight stopped early
>>68780032
>Conor was outboxing him
Love this meme
Nate OUTBOXED him
>>68780303
Well meme'd friend. I'm actually a Conor fan, I'm just stating that what he threw was not enough...which is clear by him almost getting KTFO before he shot.
>>68780352
>landing a 1,2 when a guy is gassed means u outboxed him
Sweden
>>68780421
You're on steroids
>Bisbing is an easy fight for GSP
Cant wait for BisGOAT to shadow realm that Canadian midgit
>GSP will beat Bisping
>>68780332
You'll never be champ with that attitude
>>68780505
>>68780585
GSP will take Bisping down lol
is this the official thread?
>>68780687
>GSP will take Bisping down lol
Chael barely managed to get BisGOAT down and when he did he get right back up
>>68780687
Fuck that roiding phony. Dude japanese letter tattoos.
>>68780709
Man Claudia is such a bae and a g
>>68780421
But it does.
>>68780421
This. Unfortunately. Conor have won only because he run out of oxygen. There was nothing else to it. Diaz won not because he boxed him the fuck out but because of his chin.
>>68780631
I guess not, huh?
WHO /ROSE/ HERE?
>>68780897
Didnt * lel
lol luke lost
>>68780687
Just like Rory on Wonderboy lol right bud
>>68780897
Get hype for the national shame again
>>68780897
"The only reason Conor lost is because he did things that caused him to lose"
>Cardiovascular endurance
>Proper defense
Guess those aren't part of boxing. If you have anymore excuses make them known now.
>>68781124
Rory didn't really try though come on lol
>>68781178
>cardiovascular endurance
lol so you think he somehow gonna outcardio nate bud lol
>proper defense
of what, getting punched in the face? LOL. That's part of boxing bud
>>68780421
Conor had no boxing fundamentals during that fight
>Didn't know how to keep his hands up to block
>Threw only haymakers and uppercuts
>No jabs
Nate fought smart and picked him apart with his boxing, sure Conor gassed but he would've lost in the later rounds, Nate can't be TKO'd/KO'd with punches and his jiu-jitsu is too good for Conor to take it to the ground, it's just a bad match-up and the size advantage makes it harder to get the W
>>68781205
Yeah because PTSD nightmares from Lawler is enough without Wonderboy thrown in there too.
>>68781205
Lol he tried a few times and got stuffed come on bud
>>68781178
>cardio and striking defense isn't a part of boxing
>>68781281
I'm ragging on Conor fanboys, are you retarded? Heem yourself.
the only fighters drug tested more times this year than michael bisgod are miesha, anderson, and cruz
>>68781378
he literally said on record that fighting Lawler was the best time of his life, that Lawler was the most fun opponent he has ever fought, and that he wanted to five Robbie five more times
sooo you're reachin a bit there bud
>>68781386
Well he tried a traditional takedown maybe once or twice, and he tried for a flying heel hook twice I think. And if I recall correctly those were both in the first round. I was a bit drunk at that point and I haven't rewatched it yet though
>>68781477
>im only pretending to be retarded!!!
You got btfo bud, GTFO
>>68781477
No Irish people who post here are fanboys
>He thinks GSP babby chin could take the natty GOATS power
>>68781526
wow valerie fucked so many people
is this the worst case of first fight BTFO ever?
>>68781587
>tfw 0% irish
what's it like, lad?
>>68781670
I'm happy you know you're not Irish, I wish more Americans were like you
>>68778851
Everyone tells him there's too many events but he's a dumb faggot set in his ways. You can tell he has a hard time getting along with people.
>>68781780
I'm probably more Irish than you Britcuck
>>68781552
I literally said that the people defending Conor's loss were basically saying "he got beat fair and square" as a legit excuse. And now you're fucking monging out, I'm on your side guy.
>>68782007
No you're American
>>68781587
Cause all the ones that left couldn't take the bantz and heemed themselves
Also I'm a fan, but not a biased one
how is ariel a proud canadian if his parents weren't born in canada and he left canada for college and lives in the USA to this day?
Is this song /heem/ related? I think it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfmCeD4A42g
>>68782290
I'm a 189er, was biased as fuck before nate, now I'm just a fan
>>68782311
He's one of those faggots that pledges allegiance ot another country cause he thinks it makes him cool/unique. See also: Cain, Stipe, that girl that won TUF.
>>68782328
yes this shit is nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFdX7B2BjH0
>>68780292
The Hamster Dance
>>68782564
Jesus FUCKING CHRRRRRRRRRRIST!
>>68782564
has she had a nose job since then
W H I T E D
https://www.instagram.com/p/BG76X26rzhN/?taken-by=thenotoriousmma
>>68782564
>getting the youtube account removed
>Nate will outbox Connor
Name one person knocked out by Nate.
>>68782864
Gray Maynard
>>68782816
talk about a fivehead
>>68782816
looks like harambe's widow
>>68782864
Conor was on his way out, until he found another way
>>68782864
Potato, pls
>>68782864
Gay Maynards
>>68782864
Conor Mcgregor
>>68782864
Conor
>>68782864
That's kind of the point. Nate has pillow fists, he just wears people down.
Yet he smashed Conor up so badly in half a round he forced him to panic wrestle and give up his back.
>>68782911
TKO. Still standing
Name ONE person knocked out by Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira
>>68782864
>IRELAND
>>68783061
it was webm related all over again
nate turns into nick when he's swarming, people turn they fight turn into chael sonnen, double leg machine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_JqQuwA0Q8
>>68783195
Frank Murr
>When people raging over who's more nigger
>hang on let me get my zipper down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7jhx4Ui04E
>>68783061
It is the point. Im not even mcgregors fan im only calling what i see. Diaz boxing is way overrated In my opinion. He literally does no damage to people. Mcgregors face had only couple marks after that fight.
Gabi Garcia
>I don't enjoy listening to the premier minds of MMA muse about life
>>68783618
lol he hit him pretty hard
>>68783712
>Wasting your time listening to screaming incoherent black man
>>68783812
he's weird in that he is good at figuring shit out, but he is also a horrible host with n focus. it's why he needs his little bottom white boy to keep him focused
>>68783682
>he thinks you have to have superior knockout power in order to be a good boxer
I know nothing about boxing: The post. Nate is a Swarmer, he doesn't need the KO power.
>"That was a bullshit decision it should have been a split not unanimous"
>>68784035
>King Nate isn't one of MMA's leading journalists
>>68783682
>Mcgregors face had only couple marks after that fight.
He clearly rocked McGoobz to the point where he panicked into a sloppy as fuck attempt at a take down. Nate shouldn't be rocking anyone in the first half of the second round with punches.
>>68783682
Gorm-anon, are you serious?
PREMIER
>>68784138
>>68784248
STOP THIS NOW!
>Oxbow isn't my favorite alternative band
alright poems a new spicy poem just for you coming up
What did she mean by this?
>>68784296
>Welcome to "If I Did It" where we analyze and solve PR kerfuffles from the world of MMA and beyond.
>>68784434
clever actually
>>68784434
it means they both just throw technique out the window when the fight starts
>>68784242
He was gassed.
>>68784596
>>68784242
Not you
>>68784215
Him.
>>68784663
What did he mean by this?
>>68784596
>A professional athlete gassing after one round
We DaDa5000 now.
>>68784779
That you don't fuck with him
Is mma "journalism" representative of journalism as a whole right now or is it just extraordinarily bad?
>>68785020
it's journalism just as much as ufc is a sport
bazinga
>>68782311
true canadians have no canadian roots. it's 2016.
>>68784870
>>68784596
Because he was getting outboxed.
Post "spicy bangers" that aren't real spicy bangers
Clay Guida vs Diego Sanchez is a fine example of this, they just swing for the first 20 seconds then the fight becomes a grappling match with brief wild strikes that don't land
>>68785367
Sanchez vs Melendez, they rarely even land.
>>68785367
that's awfully specific. Would you count something like Robbie going apeshit on Hendricks in the fifth?
>>68785020
all journalism, once the journalists started reporting on all the bush/bush cronie fuck ups in his first 3 years, and that gore was technically elected president they worked towards shutting it down. that's why the only good reporting comes form parody shows
>>68784797
Hey look you guys it's the cool self-hating Irish guy.
Everyone say hey cool self-hating Irish guy.
Serbia would hate your fucking guts.
Any of you guys actually fight? I need tips on accruing a good Amateur record and eventually going pro.
>>68785566
Because I don't support McGregor I'm self hating?
Okay, go back to your anime, Roryfan.
>>68785367
i think spicy, should be determined by strikes landed and the parity of strikes landed. ie both guys within 20 strikes of each other per round and both throwing over 25 in the round.
you'd be surprised how many "bangers" have 12 landed strikes a round, and no carlos leg kick don't count
>>68784870
Man Luke is an ugly piece of shit
>>68785553
Hell no that doesn't count,that fight had only 2 good moments with Robbie in the first and fifth, the rest was leghump
>>68785464
i agree with this, it wasn't a banger it was Sanchez getting picked apart for 2 rounds until the the last minute of the third, it was a good fight tho
>>68785627
I could heem you, pussy
>>68785709
I don't watch anime, and yes you're self-hating if you're Irish and don't like the only good thing to ever come out of your country.
>>68785739
that's what the beard is for. ugly? just hid half your face
>>68785861
steve bosse vs sean o connell?
>>68785825
Doubt it.
>>68785861
>no war machine vs Rollins
>no de la rocha vs milstead
>no bosse vs o'connell
>>68785868
mcgregor is scottish.
james joyce.
>>68785367
According to the spicy banger list, Fedor-Hendo is spicy
They have one flurry at the beginning, clinch on the cage, and a little flurry that ends up being the fight
>>68785861
Dennis Bermudez vs Diego Brandao is a great underrated banger
>“Cerrone at the press conference comes out and says, ‘I don’t know if the UFC loves me if you look at my paycheck,'”White told podcast hosts Matt Serra and Jim Norton. “OK, me and Cerrone are as tight as tight can be. There’s a lot of personal stuff with me and Cerrone, too, on the positive side. But the kid made over $200,000 on a fight on free TV in the co-main event, and the gate was $900,000. I mean, how much money does Cerrone expect to make on a co-main event? The kid looks great. Never held a world title and made over 200 grand, co-main event, $900,000 gate on free TV.”
Holy shit Cerrone is such a cuck. I knew he was a piece of shit when he Bobby Green said Cerrone called him nigger. He owns a fucking ranch. And all types of boats, cars, and guns. He needs to quit bitching.
>>68786214
>He needs to quit bitching.
He needs to quit spending.
>>68786214
>I knew he was a piece of shit when he Bobby Green said Cerrone called him nigger.
literally every american in heem is black
>>68786214
How long is this Dana podcast and where can I listen to it?
Any other spicy stuff? Seems like he addresses all sorts of shit
where do you think Cerrone sits in the rankings of the UFCs biggest draws?
>>68786214
>calling a 33 year old "kid"
>had to drop 'never a champion'
dana white is a faggot
also bobby green is a literal nigger. good on cerrone for calling it like it is. i bet his black wrestling coach would agree.
>>68775864
why is a 16 year old making /heem/ threads?
>>68786717
Ameri-autist we know it's you
>>68784797
He was eating too much in the days leading up to the fight.
>>68786717
Autistic enough to want OP cred but not autistic enough to do a good job.
>>68786878
fuck off, i want news and effort
>>68786956
literally nobody reads the OP and it has been proven many many times
>>68786214
Zuffa shill please go
>Zuffa shills will insist UFC 200 is a good card
>watching us Olympic diving trials
>there's a better looking version of sage named "Steele Johnson"
>>68787019
why is it always canada that says this?
>>68787021
Literally the best card in sports history
Stay mad, Conor-cuck
>>68787076
it's all the same person newfig
>>68787076
because your brethren are retarded?
>>68785354
He was gassed because he was getting outboxed ? kek. Nice flag btw.
>>68787076
he isnt
still my boy
>>68787076
We say it to you goof.
Let it go.
Literally everyone tells you to cool your autism.
One thread every now and then is cool, but sperging out every time you're not the op is straight cancer son.
>>68787103
>$0.01 has been deposited into your bank account courtesy of Zuffa Inc.
>>68782864
Gray Maynard, Rory Markham
>>68787315
>nothing has been deposited into your account shilling for BloodyElbow
>>68787206
hello fan of rory. what did you make of rory's performance vs wonderbread?
>>68787221
it's been these edgy threads the last few weeks
>>68787201
Canadian OP vs American OP at HEEM 1 yeh?
There once was a group of young fight fans and bros,
Who hated Canucks
(Except Snacks&Hoez)
A rowdy young group,
They once all got duped,
When one young Canuck
Filled an OP with poop.
They all gave him (You)s
When he started a ruse,
And they all bitched and whined
When his posts had no news.
"A couple posts early!"
Cried Yankees, so surly.
"My OP template always must be re-used!"
Down to the South worked a grunt on the docks,
Who believed that this genius,
He'd surely outfox.
He'd post his TV,
And then there would be,
An applause as his internet friends
All agreed.
This seemed very odd
To the sly young Canuck.
Why would one post a pic
of a TV that sucks?
His intrigue, uncommitted,
His point was transmitted,
That the dock workers brain
Was, clearly, dim witted.
The response was an outcry of butthurt and tears.
A shitposting spree that, to some,
Lasted years.
He'd form an attack,
Gather friends, in a pack,
And begin to post pics of a man,
Who was black.
>>68787600
The Canuck then did chuckle,
At all the hubbub.
He cracked all his knuckles,
And hopped in the tub.
He'd write all these goofs,
Poetry on that night,
With a picture, as proof,
That his skin was quite white!
The dock worker reeled in shock, then.
"I'm BTFO'd!", he'd shouted, "AGAIN!"
His claim was addressed,
And his brain was depressed,
But his focus remained,
Quite the same.
(Still obsessed.)
The tears then began
Like the rain in a flood.
His soul filled with pain,
When he'd just been a stud.
But his stupid brain showed:
With your thought process slowed,
You get BTFO'd
By lmaobud.
>>68778913
Apparently, 39% of people do care.
I don't understand why this is so hard for some of you. There are people willing to make the thread with info in the OP and there are a sizable number of people who visit the thread that like the info.
Having info in the OP doesn't make a difference to those who don't care, but not having info does make a difference to those who do care. So why don't we just let those who are willing to put info in the OP make the threads? I don't know why this is so hard for you people to understand.
>>68787536
There are multiple American OPs
The guy in that picture isn't the OP who made the last thread
>>68787315
so I guess with the buyout that Sheikh guy who owned a percentage will no longer be involved. Who will shit on Arianny now? what of the future Abu Dhabi cards?
>>68787705
Because most people don't care, it's not worth the effort
>>68787827
>Who will shit on Arianny now?
Her plastic surgeon.
>>68787877
>Because most people don't care
kill you are self
>>68787705
>So why don't we just let those who are willing to put info in the OP make the threads? I don't know why this is so hard for you people to understand.
because if you come here to find MMA news you don't belong here you filthy casual
>>68787827
Arianny is literally worst girl in that webm
>>68787019
heem is my sole source of mma news, its important to me.
>>68788084
well then you aren't supporting actual mma news websites and that means you aren't a fight fan you stupid piece of shit
>>68787525
Rory was never my boy.
>>68787134
Being outboxed is tiring. Winging low percentage overhands and uppercuts is tiring. Being hit in the face by Nate Diaz is tiring. Unloading to the point you are gassed is poor boxing. Volume striking your opponent until they panic wrestle without expending much energy is efficient and high quality boxing.
Why is this difficult to understand?
>>68787940
Buddy you got BTFO
The people have spoke, including you
No news
BOOM
>>68787705
Handsome, muscular, intelligent, ausbro dropping truth bombs.
>>68787705
>>68788208
your entire argument is "I want to be spoon fed news"
watch this
watch
"I don't want you to be spoonfed news"
wooooooow debate is so hard
>GSP is gonna ruin the Bisping/Hendo rematch
FUCK YOU YOU STUPID STEROID CANUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HENDO WAS GOING TO KEK BISPING IN FRONT OF ALL OF BRITAIN
>>68787877
>it's not worth the effort
But there are always people willing to make the thread with the info in it, which is how threadwars start. If you're concerned about effort then let other people make the thread and then you won't have to bother with putting in any effort at all.
You (or whoever it is) insists on making the thread without info despite the fact that others are willing to do it with the info included. As I said, a thread with info doesn't matter to those who don't care, but a thread without info does matter to those who do care. You insist on taking up the responsibility of making the thread, when there are others willing to do it, only to do it in a half-arsed way and then complain that doing more isn't "worth the effort."
what happened to cm punk
>>68788457
He passed away unfortunately.
>>68788189
That is correct, you seem not to follow the previous posts but anyway. The point is that Mcgregor didnt loose because of Diaz boxing but because of Connors mistakes.
>>68788500
>Cause of death: Rich Piana
>>68788319
No, the argument is that you shouldn't insist on doing something poorly when others are willing to do it properly. If you don't care about info in the OP, that's fine. But since there are those who do care, the thread-creation should be left to those who are willing to compile the info.
REMINDER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9ahEdPvuZw
>>68788580
Rich bless
>>68788546
>the thread-creation should be left to those who are willing to compile the info.
no
it shouldn't
>>68788589
So its basically confirmed that brendon is ducking rich piano?
>>68788656
Nice non-argument.
>>68788546
It's not worth talking to them desu
Getting mad doesn't change anything
No matter how much that one downie bitches about it, I won't stop posting the OP in threads and making threads
They'll never stop doing what they do either
i love her and i'll never have her
>>68788694
your entire argument is a non-argument there bud. it's literally "I want I want I want"
I don't fucking care what you want. Stop telling me what you want and then trying to convince me that it's relevant in regards to what should actually be.
Just because there are some people that will give you something when you hold your hand out doesn't mean you deserved it all along, you whining little bitch.
YEAH
YOU JUST GOT BTFO
>>68788533
>He literally does no damage to people.
>Mcgregor didnt loose because of Diaz boxing but because of Connors mistakes.
Then how did he rock Connor enough to make him shoot without his boxing?
I'm reading your posts, I'm not sure you are
>>68788589
OMG RIP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq6dDG6jQ3M
why is cerrone bitching about money? you singed the fuckin contract ya goof now fucking fight until its up then bitch when you renegotiate
>>68788709
That's because you're a fucking autist lmao
>>68789005
hey dana just to let you know i could KO you in one round
>please spoonfed me cherrypicked news because im too stupid to check twitter big strong americans!!!!!
who /megan/ here
>>68788533
WHICH MEANS HIS BOXING WAS SHIT.
So if I get into a building match with an actual Architect and my structure caves in (because I know fuck all about building anything) causing the Architect to win the competition, I'm then IN FACT shit at building stuff.
Making mistakes that you're opponent capitalizes on and subsequently causes you to lose means you got outplayed.
>>68788997
Here's your (You)
>>68789116
>tfw no big strong slab of grain fed american beef to spend the night in town with
>>68789250
not an argument
>>68789138
manlet is banging her
carraway banging miesha
shiek shitting on arianny
>>68788694
hey remember that time you got completely BTFO
>>68789393
dont ruin it for me bro
>>68788905
Kuala Lumpur pls. You make me repeat myself. He had no fuckin oxygen to breathe. You ever did any sport ? football ? runing ? to the point you were so tired you couldnt stand on your feet anymore ? this is what happened in that fight.
>>68788709
Then you're just being stubborn for the sake of stubbornness and intentionally lowering the quality of /heem/.. You're right in saying that no one can stop you from doing what you're doing, but the question I have to ask is why? Are you just a troll?
>>68788826
>your entire argument is a non-argument there bud. it's literally "I want I want I want"
As opposed to you whose entire response consisted of "no it shouldn't", a complete misunderstanding of the point I was making, and insults.
It's a very simple utilitarian argument I'm making. It's not a matter of "I want" rather it's a matter of "what's best for the majority." I'll say this for the third time, as simply as I can:
A thread WITH info DOES NOT make a difference to those who DO NOT care about info.
A thread WITHOUT info DOES make a difference to those who DO care about info.
Therefore, the greatest number of people are served by making the threads WITH info.
If 39% of people want info then a thread WITHOUT info only serves the other 61%
But if the thread is made WITH info then the thread serves the interests of 100% of the people since it doesn't make a difference to those that care.
If you can't understand this then I don't know what else to tell you.
>>68789499
>he had no fucking oxygen to breathe
probably because he tried to outbox a cardio maniac boxer lol
>>68789471
if those goofs can bang them, then i think you are in with chance
>>68786214
Green is literally the niggest you swede-tier cuckold
>>68789510
heem doesn't exist for the greater good
WOW there goes your entire fucking argument, hope you enjoyed being BTFO again
>>68789138
me all fucking day lad
>>68789393
rousey like bears
meisha likes twinks
they were bound to be enemies
>>68789510
Buddy, the people spoke, they don't care, meaning WGAF
If someone wants to go out of their way to make shit no one reads, let em, dont expect people to pander to you and flock to your threads because you did though
>>68789577
I think she'd look great with a choker on
>>68789510
ELITE
L
I
T
E
>>68789510
>you're just being stubborn for the sake of stubbornness and intentionally lowering the quality of /heem/
giving downie and the shitposter zquad a sense of victory would only make things worse
it also feels like something is missing if he doesn't cry at least a little bit desu
>>68789652
>heem my vagina, anon.
>>68789573
Your opinion = WGAF
>>68789499
Dublin pls. You're completely ignoring the relationship that boxing and cardio have on each other during a fight, which is what several people have tried to explain to you
>>68789499
Which means you're ill-prepared, lack technique and you suck ass because your opponent bested you.
You're literally saying:
>My opponent beat me, but not because he performed better
GTFO
>>68789636
They're both lesbian hookups
Tate and Caraway beard for each other
Travis ironically is homophobic while Ronda is a lesbian
Schaub is gay
Rockhold is gay
Conor is gay
GSP is gay
Wonderboy is gay
Many fighters are also bi-sexual
>>68788997
It was if you're a democrat
"what you are doing doesn't optimally benefit the most efficient ratio of heem posters" - a fucking idiot who doesn't understand that I do not give a fuck
>>68789788
>i only sperg out because im mad at other people
Kekmao!!! You literally LITERALLY go on a sperg rampage every time someone doesn't use your precious threads, oh my kek!!!
adan is literally god
>>68789924
Like you're sperging out now
>>68789826
I'd suck the dick off Wonderboy
>>68789803
Fuck it. Tried my best. Im calling it a night. Stay hydrated. Good talk.
Do you guys think Joseph has sex regularly with Megan? Or is he bored already?
>>68790000
confirmed
>>68789404
>>68789573
I don't recall getting BTFO but I do remember the time you completely failed to generate even a remotely reasonable counter argument and instead resorted to feeble insults and childish declarations of "BTFO".
>>68789658
It's a simple matter of courtesy, though. Literally all you have to do is wait the few extra minutes it usually takes for someone else to make the thread, and voila! No more thread wars, no more disgruntled portion of the /heem/ community. By simply stepping aside and doing nothing you are actively helping the thread and its visitors.
>>68787600
>>68787701
You can't reuse the same thing, we need more new poems
>>68789848
You clearly give a sizable fuck given how much you are sperging out after being objectively and definitively BTFO by the ausbro.
>>68790000
There goes the fucking neighborhood
>>68789005
>Openly says I'LL FIGHT FOR FREE
>Nate calls him retarded
>Now he complains about fighter pay
>>68790109
>oooh big strong americans please hold my hand for me, im a frail old little australian woman, please hold the door for me!!!
NEW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xupyJ5OG9VI
>>68790112
I need inspiration
>>68790004
>no you!!!
Can't wait for your next autism binge when someone doesn't use your precious thread lmao
Don't worry, you're doing good work, just like everyone says, lol!!!!
>>68790195
Nate is smarter than he looks/sounds. He will lead the Fighter's revolution and spearhead the Union.
>>68790273
t. babby's first troll
>>68790109
>68790109
heem doesn't exist for the greater good
WOW there goes your entire fucking argument, hope you enjoyed being BTFO again
>>68790282
add the reddit post into the next video
>>68790349
>NO YOU
>NO YOU
>LOL YOU'RE SPERGING OUT SO MUCH SPERG HAHAHA SPERG UR A SPERG SPERG HAHAHAHAH
>>68790364
It's a good one since you just got starched, merked, dusted, and honeydicked, bud
>>68790282
reddit would love this
>>68790118
this kid doesn't even know what btfo means lmao
it's a strange place at first and you'll not only get used to it, but you'll grow to like it as well
>>68790449
Lol buddy calm down, don't want to make you sperg out harder lmao, anime is doing good enough job of that lol
>>68790282
when was the last time the xfiles music was funny? 2013-ish?
>>68790359
Nate is literally as dumb as a rock dude
>>68790359
nate is actually legit fucking stupid though
>>68790521
>ur a sperg
you sure showed me lemo
https://twitter.com/LaneganJared/status/745453682855153664
Brandon should clear things up soon
>>68790391
Are you really incapable of understanding that the threads with info serve a greater number of people than the threads without info? The threads don't have to "exist for the greater good" to be made with utility in mind.
By creating threads without info you not only inconvenience those who care about the info, you also contribute the constant thread wars.
It's a detriment to the community.
>>68779496
He's going to talk shit and Nate's going to repeat "You got your ass beat" over and over again.
>>68790627
aww dont be upset lol
youre doing good work, just like everyone says lmao
>>68790635
Buddy, only reason thread wars happen because of the tryhard aspie wanting /heem/ points
"please use my thread so i can be famous!!!""
Literally, LITERALLY no one gives a fuck about the op
>>68790775
>Literally, LITERALLY no one gives a fuck about the op
Evidently not, mate.
If no one gave a fuck we wouldn't be having this conversation.
>>68790635
everything that you just implied is bad, I think is good
and everything that you implied would be better, I think would be worse
wow there goes your entire fucking argument holy shit are you ever smart
A millenial holds his hand out and demands that you give him something for free
You tell him to go fuck himself
He tells you that because he wants something for free, that means he deserves it for free
You tell him that doesn't build character and that it would be worse for him in the long run
He starts crying because you didn't give him stuff for free
>>68790868
Salient point. I'll have to concede this one to you. I was wrong.
>>68790603
>>68790626
He has moments of Clarity. You leave MY BOY and his onset Pugilistic Dementia alone!
>>68778780
Thank you
>>68790868
oh yeah lol i forgot about the two people that actually gives a fuck about the op and one only for fame (KEK) and the other because he doesn't know to use twitter lol
>>68778780
Whew thanks, super helpful, appreciate it
h-hey
>>68791009
>onset Pugilistic Dementia
He doesn't really have moments of clarity. If you grew up around the fucking retards Stockton and surrounding cities produce he sounds perfectly comprehensible.
remember that time you got BTFO over and over again
>>68791041
np adan
you're just an average bloke
>>68778780
Thanks, I read through every single event name even though I wont' watch half of these! It's very pertinent to know of unfinalized events and events in September! The news? Are you kidding me? Recycled, old, no one reads it?!?! Perfect!!!! Thank you!!!!
>>68791079
I wouldn't be laughing if I were you, kid.
I want to fight I want to fuck chuck
>>68791133
h-hey
rank the following in terms of amusement you get from doing it
arguing about the op
engaging in off topic discussion
posting memes
2 > 1 > 3 imo
>If McGregor beats Nate he gets to fight RDA
Holy shit that's retarded.
>>68791176
yeah, what? go on, speak up
>>68790885
>wow there goes your entire fucking argument
No, it doesn't. If you have a contrary opinion of what consistitutes good and bad then the onus is now on you to justify it. I've already laid out my argument, you've simply asserted the contrary.
>>68791206
Schaubposting>>>Arguing about OP>>>>>>>>engaging in off topic discussion posting memes
>>68791213
You mean Alvarez, right?
>>68791219
i-i'm a fucking samurai....
Pianaposting>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>engaging in off topic discussion>>Arguing about OP
>>68791258
You think USADA kicks in harder for Brazilians than Blackzilians?
>>68791258
>Alverez
Alverez is probably going to lose.
But the idea of McGregor challenging the champion for getting past Diaz is fucking retarded.
He's my boy but Nate is basically just the guy you throw people at to figure out if they can stick to a gameplan.
>>68791247
This, Schaubposting is great fun
>>68791226
>I've already laid out my argument, you've simply asserted the contrary.
exactly
I've literally done precisely what you've done
you can't even help but BTFO yourself at this point lol
>>68791338
Schaub bless
>>68790635
You're a detriment to the community.
This place was funny once, now it's full of autists like you and the autistic op.
You guys should go find a new place to circle jerk over your news.
HEIL SCHAUB
>>68791289
*gets knocked out*
>>68791451
don't talk to him like that
>>68791451
>>68791515
I'd fight both of you, slip your first haymaker with ease because you're overzealous and looking for the KO, which was clearly evident based on your body language and mewvement, then I immediately counter with a left uppercut right elbow hook to the nose combo, step in for a hard judo toss but instead of tossing, I do a quick capoeira handstand and donkey kick you square in the nuts, now you're reeling in pain and I turn to face the other guy, but he's not even ready to go because he's worried about what I'm capable of doing because he just saw me kick you in the nuts, he goes to square up but I throw a lightning fast straight fingered jab to the eyes, causing him to immediately recoil and cover his face with both hands, which, you guessed it, leaves his groin unprotected, and of course I capitalize, quickly sliding to my knees like I just scored a goal in soccer, and ripping a Mendes-esque right uppercut square to the bottom of the scrotum, crushing both testes between my hard uppercut and the pelvic bone, at which point I turn around and quickly crack you with an oblique kick but it lands directly on the front of your throat and now you can't breathe, so I ensure that my rear foot is placed directly on top of your testicles, but the second guy is beginning to get up, covering his balls and his eyes, so I wind up and put all of my full body torque into a tornado kick, but just as the kick is about to land on the side of his temple and likely kill him, I land gently on my feet, tip m'fedora and walk out of the bar, everyone staring silently with their mouths wide, and just before I walk out into the street I turn and stare directly into your eyes and say fuck u goof, I whip out my phone and I've already got fight pass loaded up, I click on recent additions to fight pass and quickly locate a spicy banger, and it buffers as I step out into the street, everyone knowing that I am, by far, the truest of all fight fans
>>68791412
Schaub bless.
rothwell
"the OP is important"
>yfw Schaub vs Piana
Everyone spam @BrendanSchaub on twitter with these videos and questions about Rich Piana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9ahEdPvuZw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xupyJ5OG9VI
>>68791637
also put #SchaubvsPiana
>>68791637
wait rich wants to fight or is this a fake hype to get Brendan?
>>68791684
It's one autist forcing a average at best meme
>>68791696
Where's the all smiles image
Would you heem my sandwich? It has ham, salami and mozz cheese.
What fighters do you think are Full Natty?
>inb4 they're all on gas
Come on, I need to believe I can make it w/o roids.
>>68791714
>Rich
>Average at best
>>68791783
Barberena
Bisping
Sam Alvey
Pfister
all natty
>>68791783
Francisco Trevino
Reminder to do your waist vacuums
>>68775864
Has anyone heard of Michael "Venom" Page? Is he any good or is his competition just not that good?
How does he fair against the top 10 in the UFC WW division?
>>68791783
100% natural.
>>68791366
But you haven't given any justification as to why your conception of what's good for the whole is preferrable. Info in the OP is a benefit to those who want it for an obvious reason: it informs them. Information is a recognisable good--it helps people. It also serves the greatest number of people since the information adds to the thread rather than taking away. It would also put an end to the thread wars.
If you assert that info is bad, that the thread wars are good, and that the greatest number of people are served by doing things your way... then you're going to have to justify it.
>>68791851
That's right god damnit! Do whatever it takes to get fucking huge! Have you been drinking your BCAs every night?
>>68791800
it's an imported /fit/ meme
>>68791880
He's about to get tested for the first time against Cyborg Santos. If he wins in dominate fashion he's legit.
>>68791800
he used that liquid menthol or w/e shit , steroids and possibly much more
he is not meant to fight anyone without dying within the first 2 minutes
>>68791906
This is the only time I take my BCAAs
>>68791939
But he choked Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard unconscious.
>>68784055
>Swarmer
Nate is an outboxer you goof
>>68791892
then fucking check twitter lol
>put an end to thread wars
literally only happen because of tryhard op's, people do not give a fuck
>>68791939
2 minutes is generous, he's legit around 300 pounds, he probably gasses walking up stairs
>>68791979
Someone needs to webm that fucking video lmao
Who is getting the best of the banter exchanges between Boy and Natty Goat?
>>68792048
Bisping has great banter but Chris isn't wrong, trying to get a fight with Hendo is silly
here's how pianaposting got on /heem/
/fit/izens are all redditors
some of them like mma
they visit /r/mma
/heem/ gets mentioned a few times on reddit
>omg mma on 4chan!!!!!! memes!!!!!
/heem/ gets even shittier
r8 my theory
>>68792048
I have to say Weidman.
Bisping fighting Hendo is the kind of stupid that can really be torn to pieces.
>>68792048
as long as bisping is admitting he won't fight a top five fighter weedman is
>>68792121
I just think there's a lot of /fit/ /heem/ crossover
>>68790282
I LOVE MAYMAYS
>>68791880
I like his style, entertaining as hell to watch.
>>68792007
Yeah I'll take that L, was caught up in the volume and pressure
>>68792121
/fit/ doesn't even like piano in a positive light
he is always mocked because of his ludicrous way of life and being possibly mentally insane
some of his workout methods are legit good for you but that is one out of every 10 advices he gives
>>68792009
>then fucking check twitter lol
I understand that. But if there are those who are willing to make the threads with the info then why can't others just defer to them? Sure, the info isn't necessary to make the thread; sure, there are other ways to get the info. But if someone is willing to go to the effort of compiling the info then why not just let him do it?
What anime are you currently watching, /heem/?
>>68792183
and no one here actually likes schaub (inb4 autists committed to the bit). liking a guy and memeposting him are two different things.
>>68792210
The Lion King
>>68792231
>and no one here actually likes schaub
Not true. I enjoy TFATKD a lot. I think he accommodates Callen tremendously.
>>68791880
>Is he any good or is his competition just not that good?
He could be good but he's being fed jobbers so far.
He hasn't hit the point where he has to go back to the drawing board and figure out how to be better so he's just riding a high until somebody figures him out.
He's pre-Brown Wonderboy except with less experience and credentials.
>>68792210
seinfeld
>>68792210
Naruto
It's helping train my ninjutsu
>>68792231
I unironically like Schaub and enjoy TFATK. Schaub disinfo agent please vacate the thread.
>>68792201
Why should they? Just because you say so? LOL, the majority has spoke, WGAF, we dont need people cherrypicking news they can find off twitter
>>68792121
I'm from /fit/, there's just a lot of crossover with /heem/ because we can't have any threads over there without it turning into a:
"Can you beat "X" Fighter"
"Strength/Size vs. Technique"
"MMA vs. Real fight"
Shit-Postathons
>>68792210
Knuckle Up
>>68792278
>enjoy TFATK
fuck off
>>68791213
dont worry its not going to happen
>>68792329
fuck you
>>68792278
Those are good.
>>68792278
>Reply
Delete this
>>68792279
>Why should they? Just because you say so?
Because there are those who are benefitted by it. Why insist on making a thread that only serves a portion of the visitors when there are others who are willing to make the thread in such a way that it benefits everybody?
>>68792278
>listening to tfatk or jre
When will you plebs realize that your mom's house is the superior comedy podcast
>>68792330
I really wonder how the first Diaz Gregor Fight was made.
By some accounts McGregor picked him.
>>68791938
Santos has been shit for a minute and just got heem'd super hard iirc
>>68792329
TFATK is wildly popular now. It's frequently one of the most downloaded podcasts on all of iTunes. Do you honestly believe there are not people in this thread who unironically enjoy it?
>>68792364
and by other accounts?
>>68792317
Insecure lifters who dont even train are the worst
Dana said the UFC isn't selling.
MMA media says it's sold.
Who's telling the truth?
>>68792255
>I think he accommodates Callen tremendously
>>68792278
>>68792377
>>68792360
Buddy, this has been discussed, no on GIVES A FUCK if they're benefited, no literally LITERALLY cares about the OP what benefit is there lol??? The benefit of being spoonfed children who dont' know how to use twitter??? LMAO
Messi
>442 posts
>62 posters
get a dog bro
>>68792457
no, me
>>68792121
nah, they are losers from other boards, pay attention to the gender and type they shitpost, it's purely homoerotic for them
>>68792432
Stay mad
>>68792390
Agreed m8
>>68792256
>>68792168
The only thing is that he isn't that young. He's 29. He better sign with the UFC soon if he wants to test himself the top 10 ufc fighters.
Throw him to one of the lower WW guys like ceronne or gunnar nelson.
>>68792432
Thanks for all the (You)'s, catch ya's later
>>68792383
That's actually most of the accounts I've heard.
He chose Nate Diaz because for some reason he thought he was going to be the only guy other than Thompson to knock out a Diaz.
>>68792497
He reminds me of a lankier and wilder Anderson
https://youtu.be/1OKuNWymjWI
>They said Daniel, what do you want? I said I want the easiest fight in the division, I want Ryan Bader.
>This is my press conference get the fuck outta here
How does DC go from being decent at trash talking, to trash talking himself without realising?
OP doesnt really matter. Its just nice to have a good detailed one, its why posters mention when the OP is good; the person didnt have to try. Its retarded to fight over who gets the OP, who on this board are you going to meet? If you need the approval of nameless nobodies then heem yourself and do it quick.
Really pumped up about this guy
Think in about 3 years he could be championship material
>>68792497
>lower WW guys
>cerrone
>gunnar
lmao, those are both hard fights
Maradona
>>68792497
those 2 would fuck him up, hell magny would consume him. best test fight for him at ufc would be breese, dalby, till, covington etc
>>68792518
t-thanks you too
>>68792447
GOAT
>>68792581
he's a moron. but that's good for a fighter
he is older though, roomed with boney jones
should fight dalby, or jouban
>>68792564
Because he's not trashtalking there.
>>68792691
the italian stallion
>>68792720
Is that rogan?
>>68792691
wow what a sterling example of heterosexual manhood
>>68792798
of course, he was a handsome boy
>>68792908
When will they learn?
>>68791880
meme fighter
bellator's only feeding him cans, they know as soon as he gets a real opponent he's getting smoked
>How does he fair against the top 10 in the UFC WW division?
smoked by any of them
>inb4 new thread
NEW >>68793060
>>68793088
>>68793089
samefag
>>68792415
>Who's telling the truth?
Well, considering Dana came up with "the locker-room bonus", basically MMA equivalent of "your cheque is in the mail". . .
>>68792415
>Dana "Brock Lesnar isn't fighting again" White
Don't believe anything that comes out of that goof's mouth
>>68782311
>jew
>loyalty
pick one
>>68793849
screenshotted and reported for blatant antisemitism
>>68792818
The only way to counter somewhat meme kicks is throwing crazy meme kicks
>>68778996
>not in Stockton
Losing a lot of meme points for that tbqhwyaf.
I just want to remind you that Conor literally said that his feet was hurting during the fight against Nate.
MMA a shit
>>68780078
How is it possible for young teenage girls to be THAT fucking ugly? Like, their faces make me seethe with anger they're just so god damned ugly. I want their heads fastened to the edge of railway tracks so the next passing train cleans the front of their skulls of that filth. I mean, they're at the age when girls are practically guaranteed by simple biology to be cute for at least one miniscule portion of their lives, and there they are, putrid as the fattest and homeliest dependapotamus. This is simplest and most visceral proof that there is no god.
>>68791451
Slow down there Thinkenstein. By your own logic, since no one cares about the OP, it shouldn't bother you or anyone else one bit if it has helpful info or not. /heem/ has definitely seen better days, but the fact that the OP's sometimes have relevant links is not a sign of the decline. If anything is evidence of a toxic thread of autism and narcissism running through this place, it's people who can't abide the presence of anything they personally don't like or find useful. "STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE" on steroids, brought to us by faggots like you.
>>68797193
why was his feet hurting
![Clgv5VYVAAAScwO[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CxnMQsj.jpg "Clgv5VYVAAAScwO[1]")
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