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Bjpenn.com
Sherdog.com
UFC.com
Old thread:>>68769249

http://www.strawpoll.me/10548971
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>>68775864
DELETE THIS
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first for anime
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>>68775895
i love anime
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>>68775864
KEK

nice meme
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>>68775864
you seem angry buddy
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Is this the real thread?
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>>68778534
I am help me cope ;^)
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>>68778567
How was your day?
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>>68778592
Great
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>>68778602
Good, I'm glad to hear that. I hope you have a good day tomorrow as well.
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>>68778645
Thanks
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>>68775864

pcoming events:

6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Roosmalen vs Sittichai)
7/2: ONE FC: Dynasty of Champions (Jadambaa vs Kelly)
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 (Murata vs Kohori)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Daley vs Lima)
7/22: Legacy FC 58 (Drysdale vs Spann)
7/22: Bellator 159 (Caldwell vs Taimanglo)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins)
7/29: Invicta FC 18 (Grasso vs Esquibel)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
8/6: UFC FN 92 (Rodriguez vs Caceres)
8/20: UFC 202 (Diaz vs McGregor 2)
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 (Pettis vs Oliveira)
9/3: UFC FN 93 (Arlovski vs Barnett)
9/10: UFC 203 (Miocic vs Overeem)

Previous thread: >>68769215

News:

>Dana isn't ruling out Hendo-Bisping
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/dan-henderson-title-shot-vs-new-champ-michael-bisping-ufc-boss-dana-white-wouldnt-rule-it-out

>Joanna Calderwood will get new contract
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ufc-fight-night-89s-joanne-calderwood-will-get-taken-care-of-with-new-contract-and-pay

>GSP wants Bisping
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/21/11985036/georges-st-pierre-wants-michael-bisping-title-fight-as-first-choice


>NSAC approves early weighins
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-200-nevada-commission-approves-early-weigh-ins-upcoming-events-062116
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>>68778675
You're welcome
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>>68778780
imo, upcoming events should be small shows in the current week, ufc/bellator in the next two and ufc ppvs in the next month
too many events there
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>>68778780
Literally no one fucking cares you aspie
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>>68778913
actually, literally 9 people care
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>>68778851
it is fairly long, but you don't have to read the whole thing
plus adding and removing events all the time would be annoying imo

>>68778913
you do
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>>68778913
>finding the only 14 people in /heem/ who don't care about the OP to make your shitty poll

lmaoing @ ur life
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https://twitter.com/ufc/status/745398403916455938

It begins
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>>68778976
I don't care. Saying I don't give a shit about your aspie fueled obsession with events and links doesn't mean I care about it

Do you think when a person that you keep annoying tells you to fuck off, that they secretly care? Of course not, that's why you're here.
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>>68778913
http://www.strawpoll.me/10548908

mine says otherwise
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threadly heeminder
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>>68779036
one of my favourite things is thanking him so that he thinks it's important lol
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>>68778993
Didn't even make it, stay mad, aspie :^)
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>>68779036
you right now bud lmao bud bud lmao bud
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>>68779066
Lol me too
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Why is everyone so god damn angry?
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>>68779059
Australia has the biggest fight fans, lad
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heeminder
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>>68779138
3 weeks without UFC
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>>68779138
the downie who keeps making the bjpenn threads is sperging out over the fact that i posted my op in his thread
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>>68779138
I made it funny a long time ago
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>>68779173
That's not me tho
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>>68779173
lmao, LITERALLY no one actually cares and then you spambombs when this happens
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>>68779059
for the love of god pls stop
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everyone's pissed lmao
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>>68779237
You're no better than the douchebags who wanted wrestling moved to asp. Just ignore it if you don't like it asshole.
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>>68779286
You're upset
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>>68775864
>no [embed][embed]

please leave the thread making to canada
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Anyone have a webm of Misha Cirkunov's win over Ion?
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>>68779340
he's too pussy to try that shit
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>Before turning pro as a mixed martial artist, St-Pierre worked as a bouncer at a Montreal night club in the South Shore called Fuzzy Brossard and as a garbageman for six months to pay for his school fees.

PAMPERED.
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>>68779304
>oh please stop bullying me big strong man!!!!

kek

Wait

>you're no better than the douchebags wanted wrestling moved to asp

Oh my kek youre a mandrama fag too!!! LMAO
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>>68779421
Being a garbaggio is a good living
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Why is GSP such a fucking coward?
Anderson
>Oh I am scared, I gonna wait to see what happen to him
>heemed by Chris
Chris
>oh no he is my friend and train wit heem, I don gonna fight him
Luke
>oh no I definitely want no part that
Robbie
>oh no he is scare me I don't want to get ko'd
Bisping
>I come back now, easy money
>I retire now I am champion bye guys
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I wonder how McGregor is gona do shit talk in the press con after getting strangled
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>>68779496
He'll probably take the zen martial artist approach now
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>GSP didn't even mention Pigg Rigg once in conversation about his comeback.
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>>68779496
He can't talk shit, guarantee he's as humble as a fucking Saint.

The better question is: What does he do when he gets boxed the fuck up and sub'd again? Let's face it, Nate isn't losing unless he drops that Stockton integrity for Dana's shekels
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>>68779573
>guarantee he's humble as a fucking saint

Because that's what he's been like on twitter lol
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>>68779480
Lorenzo looking small there.
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>>68779569
gsp always mentions condit, then pig rig

never mentions robbie, even though robbie was obvious next in line and robbie pushed for the advanced testing before usada. robbie has been chasing gsp for almost 5 years, guy just wont come back and give him the fight he should have gotten
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>The Biggest Referee Mistakes In MMA
http://videos.sapo.pt/nJLuDbMr1KBNC3No1tm0
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FREE FIGHT HAFAEL DOZ HANJOS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pVMpSUovWs
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what channel is the ufc 202 press conference
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>listening new ufc podcast
>based dana going on rants
>non stop screaming into mic

hope they put out consistent episodes and not just one per month like lookin for a fight
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>>68779819
ufc.tv
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>>68779573
My fucking god. This would literally destroy him. Mentally and physically. I would acc feel sorry for him even tho I'm not his fan.
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>>68779573
>Nate isn't losing
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>>68779389
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>h-he was just doing his '''''''''''job'''''''''

t. cucks
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>>68779991
Thank you.
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>>68779573
did u even watch the first fight? conor was outboxing him
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>>68778996
>When the presser is like an event in itself
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>>68780032
>conor was outboxing him
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>>68779480
I think GSP would do OK in porn industry. With his appearance I could easily see him replacing this guy. They look similar
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>>68780078
> scar tissue meme
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>>68780032
fuck off fucking casual
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>>68780032
>Conor outboxed him
Not enough Lad, not enough.
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>>68780087
Love this bald motherfucker
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what would be your UFC walkout song?
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>>68780179
>>68780148
>>68780078
we get it ur mma hipsters who dislike anyone who has a big following.
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>>68779762
This is my first time watching this fight and RDA is pulling every trick in the book lmao

>eye poke with thumb
>grabbing fence
>trying to pull down Jason's shorts
>complaining about Jason grabbing his own shorts
>going for a kick to the body when Jason tries to touch gloves
>kneeing his opponent in the crotch 3 times
>looking to the ref to get the fight stopped early
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>>68780032
>Conor was outboxing him
Love this meme

Nate OUTBOXED him
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>>68780303
Well meme'd friend. I'm actually a Conor fan, I'm just stating that what he threw was not enough...which is clear by him almost getting KTFO before he shot.
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>>68780352
>landing a 1,2 when a guy is gassed means u outboxed him
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Sweden
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>>68780421
You're on steroids
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>Bisbing is an easy fight for GSP

Cant wait for BisGOAT to shadow realm that Canadian midgit
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>GSP will beat Bisping
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>>68780332
You'll never be champ with that attitude
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>>68780505
>>68780585

GSP will take Bisping down lol
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is this the official thread?
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>>68780687

>GSP will take Bisping down lol

Chael barely managed to get BisGOAT down and when he did he get right back up
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>>68780687
Fuck that roiding phony. Dude japanese letter tattoos.
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>>68780709

Man Claudia is such a bae and a g
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>>68780421
But it does.
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>>68780421
This. Unfortunately. Conor have won only because he run out of oxygen. There was nothing else to it. Diaz won not because he boxed him the fuck out but because of his chin.
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>>68780631
I guess not, huh?
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WHO /ROSE/ HERE?
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>>68780897
Didnt * lel
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lol luke lost
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>>68780687
Just like Rory on Wonderboy lol right bud
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>>68780897
Get hype for the national shame again
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>>68780897
"The only reason Conor lost is because he did things that caused him to lose"
>Cardiovascular endurance
>Proper defense
Guess those aren't part of boxing. If you have anymore excuses make them known now.
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>>68781124
Rory didn't really try though come on lol
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>>68781178
>cardiovascular endurance
lol so you think he somehow gonna outcardio nate bud lol

>proper defense
of what, getting punched in the face? LOL. That's part of boxing bud
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>>68780421
Conor had no boxing fundamentals during that fight
>Didn't know how to keep his hands up to block
>Threw only haymakers and uppercuts
>No jabs

Nate fought smart and picked him apart with his boxing, sure Conor gassed but he would've lost in the later rounds, Nate can't be TKO'd/KO'd with punches and his jiu-jitsu is too good for Conor to take it to the ground, it's just a bad match-up and the size advantage makes it harder to get the W
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>>68781205
Yeah because PTSD nightmares from Lawler is enough without Wonderboy thrown in there too.
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>>68781205
Lol he tried a few times and got stuffed come on bud
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>>68781178
>cardio and striking defense isn't a part of boxing
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>>68781281
I'm ragging on Conor fanboys, are you retarded? Heem yourself.
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the only fighters drug tested more times this year than michael bisgod are miesha, anderson, and cruz
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>>68781378
he literally said on record that fighting Lawler was the best time of his life, that Lawler was the most fun opponent he has ever fought, and that he wanted to five Robbie five more times

sooo you're reachin a bit there bud

>>68781386
Well he tried a traditional takedown maybe once or twice, and he tried for a flying heel hook twice I think. And if I recall correctly those were both in the first round. I was a bit drunk at that point and I haven't rewatched it yet though
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>>68781477
>im only pretending to be retarded!!!

You got btfo bud, GTFO
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>>68781477
No Irish people who post here are fanboys
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>He thinks GSP babby chin could take the natty GOATS power
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>>68781526
wow valerie fucked so many people

is this the worst case of first fight BTFO ever?
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>>68781587
>tfw 0% irish

what's it like, lad?
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>>68781670
I'm happy you know you're not Irish, I wish more Americans were like you
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>>68778851
Everyone tells him there's too many events but he's a dumb faggot set in his ways. You can tell he has a hard time getting along with people.
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>>68781780
I'm probably more Irish than you Britcuck
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>>68781552
I literally said that the people defending Conor's loss were basically saying "he got beat fair and square" as a legit excuse. And now you're fucking monging out, I'm on your side guy.
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>>68782007
No you're American
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>>68781587
Cause all the ones that left couldn't take the bantz and heemed themselves

Also I'm a fan, but not a biased one
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how is ariel a proud canadian if his parents weren't born in canada and he left canada for college and lives in the USA to this day?
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Is this song /heem/ related? I think it is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfmCeD4A42g
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>>68782290
I'm a 189er, was biased as fuck before nate, now I'm just a fan
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>>68782311
He's one of those faggots that pledges allegiance ot another country cause he thinks it makes him cool/unique. See also: Cain, Stipe, that girl that won TUF.
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>>68782328
yes this shit is nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFdX7B2BjH0
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>>68780292
The Hamster Dance
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>>68782564
Jesus FUCKING CHRRRRRRRRRRIST!
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>>68782564
has she had a nose job since then
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W H I T E D
https://www.instagram.com/p/BG76X26rzhN/?taken-by=thenotoriousmma
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>>68782564
>getting the youtube account removed
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>>68782709
>>68782653
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>Nate will outbox Connor

Name one person knocked out by Nate.
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>>68782864
Gray Maynard
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>>68782816
talk about a fivehead
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>>68782816
looks like harambe's widow
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>>68782864
Conor was on his way out, until he found another way
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>>68782864
Potato, pls
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>>68782864

Gay Maynards
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>>68782864
Conor Mcgregor
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>>68782653
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>>68782864
Conor
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>>68782864
That's kind of the point. Nate has pillow fists, he just wears people down.

Yet he smashed Conor up so badly in half a round he forced him to panic wrestle and give up his back.
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>>68782911
TKO. Still standing
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>>68783029
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Name ONE person knocked out by Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira
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>>68782864
>IRELAND
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>>68783061
it was webm related all over again
nate turns into nick when he's swarming, people turn they fight turn into chael sonnen, double leg machine
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_JqQuwA0Q8
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>>68783195
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>>68783195

Frank Murr
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>When people raging over who's more nigger
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>hang on let me get my zipper down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7jhx4Ui04E
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>>68783061
It is the point. Im not even mcgregors fan im only calling what i see. Diaz boxing is way overrated In my opinion. He literally does no damage to people. Mcgregors face had only couple marks after that fight.
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Gabi Garcia
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>I don't enjoy listening to the premier minds of MMA muse about life
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>>68783618
lol he hit him pretty hard
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>>68783712

>Wasting your time listening to screaming incoherent black man
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>>68783812
he's weird in that he is good at figuring shit out, but he is also a horrible host with n focus. it's why he needs his little bottom white boy to keep him focused
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>>68783682
>he thinks you have to have superior knockout power in order to be a good boxer
I know nothing about boxing: The post. Nate is a Swarmer, he doesn't need the KO power.
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>"That was a bullshit decision it should have been a split not unanimous"
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>>68784035
>King Nate isn't one of MMA's leading journalists
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>>68783682
>Mcgregors face had only couple marks after that fight.

He clearly rocked McGoobz to the point where he panicked into a sloppy as fuck attempt at a take down. Nate shouldn't be rocking anyone in the first half of the second round with punches.
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>>68783682
Gorm-anon, are you serious?
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PREMIER
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>>68784138
>>68784248
STOP THIS NOW!
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>Oxbow isn't my favorite alternative band
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alright poems a new spicy poem just for you coming up
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What did she mean by this?
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>>68784296
>Welcome to "If I Did It" where we analyze and solve PR kerfuffles from the world of MMA and beyond.
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>>68784434
clever actually
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>>68784434
it means they both just throw technique out the window when the fight starts
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>>68784377
NO

>>68784489
NO
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>>68784242
He was gassed.
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>>68784592
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>>68784596

>>68784242
Not you

>>68784215
Him.
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>>68784663
What did he mean by this?
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>>68784596
>A professional athlete gassing after one round

We DaDa5000 now.
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>>68784779
That you don't fuck with him
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Is mma "journalism" representative of journalism as a whole right now or is it just extraordinarily bad?
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>>68785020
it's journalism just as much as ufc is a sport

bazinga
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>>68782311
true canadians have no canadian roots. it's 2016.
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>>68784870
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>>68784596
Because he was getting outboxed.
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Post "spicy bangers" that aren't real spicy bangers

Clay Guida vs Diego Sanchez is a fine example of this, they just swing for the first 20 seconds then the fight becomes a grappling match with brief wild strikes that don't land
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>>68785367
Sanchez vs Melendez, they rarely even land.
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>>68785367
that's awfully specific. Would you count something like Robbie going apeshit on Hendricks in the fifth?
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>>68785020
all journalism, once the journalists started reporting on all the bush/bush cronie fuck ups in his first 3 years, and that gore was technically elected president they worked towards shutting it down. that's why the only good reporting comes form parody shows
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>>68784797
Hey look you guys it's the cool self-hating Irish guy.
Everyone say hey cool self-hating Irish guy.
Serbia would hate your fucking guts.
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Any of you guys actually fight? I need tips on accruing a good Amateur record and eventually going pro.
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>>68785566
Because I don't support McGregor I'm self hating?

Okay, go back to your anime, Roryfan.
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>>68785367
i think spicy, should be determined by strikes landed and the parity of strikes landed. ie both guys within 20 strikes of each other per round and both throwing over 25 in the round.

you'd be surprised how many "bangers" have 12 landed strikes a round, and no carlos leg kick don't count
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>>68784870
Man Luke is an ugly piece of shit
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>>68785553
Hell no that doesn't count,that fight had only 2 good moments with Robbie in the first and fifth, the rest was leghump

>>68785464
i agree with this, it wasn't a banger it was Sanchez getting picked apart for 2 rounds until the the last minute of the third, it was a good fight tho
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>>68785627
I could heem you, pussy
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>>68785709
I don't watch anime, and yes you're self-hating if you're Irish and don't like the only good thing to ever come out of your country.
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>>68785739
that's what the beard is for. ugly? just hid half your face
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>>68785861
steve bosse vs sean o connell?
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>>68785825
Doubt it.
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>>68785861
>no war machine vs Rollins
>no de la rocha vs milstead
>no bosse vs o'connell
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>>68785868
mcgregor is scottish.

james joyce.
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>>68785367
According to the spicy banger list, Fedor-Hendo is spicy

They have one flurry at the beginning, clinch on the cage, and a little flurry that ends up being the fight
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>>68786025

Added
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>>68785861
Dennis Bermudez vs Diego Brandao is a great underrated banger
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>“Cerrone at the press conference comes out and says, ‘I don’t know if the UFC loves me if you look at my paycheck,'”White told podcast hosts Matt Serra and Jim Norton. “OK, me and Cerrone are as tight as tight can be. There’s a lot of personal stuff with me and Cerrone, too, on the positive side. But the kid made over $200,000 on a fight on free TV in the co-main event, and the gate was $900,000. I mean, how much money does Cerrone expect to make on a co-main event? The kid looks great. Never held a world title and made over 200 grand, co-main event, $900,000 gate on free TV.”

Holy shit Cerrone is such a cuck. I knew he was a piece of shit when he Bobby Green said Cerrone called him nigger. He owns a fucking ranch. And all types of boats, cars, and guns. He needs to quit bitching.
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>>68786214
>He needs to quit bitching.

He needs to quit spending.
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>>68786214
>I knew he was a piece of shit when he Bobby Green said Cerrone called him nigger.
literally every american in heem is black
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>>68786214
How long is this Dana podcast and where can I listen to it?

Any other spicy stuff? Seems like he addresses all sorts of shit
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where do you think Cerrone sits in the rankings of the UFCs biggest draws?
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>>68786214
>calling a 33 year old "kid"
>had to drop 'never a champion'

dana white is a faggot

also bobby green is a literal nigger. good on cerrone for calling it like it is. i bet his black wrestling coach would agree.
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>>68775864
why is a 16 year old making /heem/ threads?
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>>68786717
Ameri-autist we know it's you
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>>68784797
He was eating too much in the days leading up to the fight.
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>>68786717
Autistic enough to want OP cred but not autistic enough to do a good job.
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>>68786878
fuck off, i want news and effort
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>>68786956
literally nobody reads the OP and it has been proven many many times
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>>68786214
Zuffa shill please go
>Zuffa shills will insist UFC 200 is a good card
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>watching us Olympic diving trials
>there's a better looking version of sage named "Steele Johnson"
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>>68787019
why is it always canada that says this?
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>>68787021
Literally the best card in sports history

Stay mad, Conor-cuck
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>>68787076
it's all the same person newfig
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>>68787076
because your brethren are retarded?
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>>68785354
He was gassed because he was getting outboxed ? kek. Nice flag btw.
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>>68787076
he isnt
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still my boy
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>>68787076
We say it to you goof.
Let it go.
Literally everyone tells you to cool your autism.
One thread every now and then is cool, but sperging out every time you're not the op is straight cancer son.
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>>68787103
>$0.01 has been deposited into your bank account courtesy of Zuffa Inc.
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>>68782864
Gray Maynard, Rory Markham
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>>68787315
>nothing has been deposited into your account shilling for BloodyElbow
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>>68787206
hello fan of rory. what did you make of rory's performance vs wonderbread?
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>>68787221
it's been these edgy threads the last few weeks
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>>68787201
Canadian OP vs American OP at HEEM 1 yeh?
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There once was a group of young fight fans and bros,
Who hated Canucks
(Except Snacks&Hoez)
A rowdy young group,
They once all got duped,
When one young Canuck
Filled an OP with poop.
They all gave him (You)s
When he started a ruse,
And they all bitched and whined
When his posts had no news.
"A couple posts early!"
Cried Yankees, so surly.
"My OP template always must be re-used!"

Down to the South worked a grunt on the docks,
Who believed that this genius,
He'd surely outfox.
He'd post his TV,
And then there would be,
An applause as his internet friends
All agreed.

This seemed very odd
To the sly young Canuck.
Why would one post a pic
of a TV that sucks?
His intrigue, uncommitted,
His point was transmitted,
That the dock workers brain
Was, clearly, dim witted.

The response was an outcry of butthurt and tears.
A shitposting spree that, to some,
Lasted years.
He'd form an attack,
Gather friends, in a pack,
And begin to post pics of a man,
Who was black.
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>>68787600
The Canuck then did chuckle,
At all the hubbub.
He cracked all his knuckles,
And hopped in the tub.
He'd write all these goofs,
Poetry on that night,
With a picture, as proof,
That his skin was quite white!

The dock worker reeled in shock, then.
"I'm BTFO'd!", he'd shouted, "AGAIN!"
His claim was addressed,
And his brain was depressed,
But his focus remained,
Quite the same.
(Still obsessed.)

The tears then began
Like the rain in a flood.
His soul filled with pain,
When he'd just been a stud.
But his stupid brain showed:
With your thought process slowed,
You get BTFO'd
By lmaobud.
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>>68778913
Apparently, 39% of people do care.

I don't understand why this is so hard for some of you. There are people willing to make the thread with info in the OP and there are a sizable number of people who visit the thread that like the info.

Having info in the OP doesn't make a difference to those who don't care, but not having info does make a difference to those who do care. So why don't we just let those who are willing to put info in the OP make the threads? I don't know why this is so hard for you people to understand.
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>>68787536
There are multiple American OPs
The guy in that picture isn't the OP who made the last thread
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>>68787315
so I guess with the buyout that Sheikh guy who owned a percentage will no longer be involved. Who will shit on Arianny now? what of the future Abu Dhabi cards?
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>>68787705
Because most people don't care, it's not worth the effort
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>>68787827
>Who will shit on Arianny now?

Her plastic surgeon.
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>>68787877
>Because most people don't care
kill you are self
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>>68787705
>So why don't we just let those who are willing to put info in the OP make the threads? I don't know why this is so hard for you people to understand.

because if you come here to find MMA news you don't belong here you filthy casual
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>>68787827
Arianny is literally worst girl in that webm
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>>68787019
heem is my sole source of mma news, its important to me.
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>>68788084
well then you aren't supporting actual mma news websites and that means you aren't a fight fan you stupid piece of shit
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>>68787525
Rory was never my boy.
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>>68787134
Being outboxed is tiring. Winging low percentage overhands and uppercuts is tiring. Being hit in the face by Nate Diaz is tiring. Unloading to the point you are gassed is poor boxing. Volume striking your opponent until they panic wrestle without expending much energy is efficient and high quality boxing.

Why is this difficult to understand?
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>>68787940
Buddy you got BTFO

The people have spoke, including you

No news

BOOM
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>>68787705
Handsome, muscular, intelligent, ausbro dropping truth bombs.
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>>68787705
>>68788208

your entire argument is "I want to be spoon fed news"

watch this

watch

"I don't want you to be spoonfed news"

wooooooow debate is so hard
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>GSP is gonna ruin the Bisping/Hendo rematch
FUCK YOU YOU STUPID STEROID CANUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HENDO WAS GOING TO KEK BISPING IN FRONT OF ALL OF BRITAIN
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>>68787877
>it's not worth the effort
But there are always people willing to make the thread with the info in it, which is how threadwars start. If you're concerned about effort then let other people make the thread and then you won't have to bother with putting in any effort at all.

You (or whoever it is) insists on making the thread without info despite the fact that others are willing to do it with the info included. As I said, a thread with info doesn't matter to those who don't care, but a thread without info does matter to those who do care. You insist on taking up the responsibility of making the thread, when there are others willing to do it, only to do it in a half-arsed way and then complain that doing more isn't "worth the effort."
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what happened to cm punk
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>>68788457
He passed away unfortunately.
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>>68788189
That is correct, you seem not to follow the previous posts but anyway. The point is that Mcgregor didnt loose because of Diaz boxing but because of Connors mistakes.
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>>68788500
>Cause of death: Rich Piana
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>>68788319
No, the argument is that you shouldn't insist on doing something poorly when others are willing to do it properly. If you don't care about info in the OP, that's fine. But since there are those who do care, the thread-creation should be left to those who are willing to compile the info.
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>>68788541
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REMINDER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9ahEdPvuZw
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