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7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
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Previous thread: >>68752778
News:
>NSAC approves early weighins
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-200-nevada-commission-approves-early-weigh-ins-upcoming-events-062116
>Nobody tested positive for anything at UFC 197
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/20/11980544/all-ufc-197-drug-tests-come-back-negative
>UFC denies sale rumors
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ufc-exec-says-reports-of-ufc-sale-are-false-internal-email-to-staff-offers-same-message
>GSP wants an easy win at MW
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/21/11985036/georges-st-pierre-wants-michael-bisping-title-fight-as-first-choice
>Frankie Perez unretires
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/20/11979038/frankie-perez-announces-an-end-to-his-retirement-argues-hes-ready-for
Schaub
You are such a fucking literal aspie
Real thread here boys
>>68769146
>>68769146
>>68769146
you're welcome
Active thread is here
>>68769146
>mfw I realized Rothwell will KO Werdum, Stipe, Fedor, and Cain in that order
>>68769322
Calm down sperg
>>68769337
>>68769341
kill yourselves
9th for Joanna
In 3 weeks we will be buried in embeddeds, breakdowns, and previews
god I love memes
>>68769390
>OMG I HAVE TO MAKE THIS THREAD WILL ALL THESE LINKS AND EVENTS NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT OR ELSE ILL GET MAD
You legit have autism
>>68769322
>this angry downie
>>68769401
J O A N N A
>>68769466
shes so beautiful and majestic
>post yfw when DC jumps in Jones' guard and gets triangled
>>68769544
it's like fighting gollum
>>68769536
>OMG THE OP HAS TO HAVE LE FUNNY MEMES NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT OR ELSE ILL GET MAD
lmaoing at your life kid
>>68769537
Nice samefag
>he doesnt like my tryhard thread wahhhhhhh!!
Gayboy
Roman just failed a drug test do you think Brock will too?
>>68769605
>other thread has 5 replies
BTFO
The greentext, the lmaoing, the OPs...
He got that from me.
>>68769587
>mfw jones has it locked in and DC sucks his way out
>>68769604
Nobody said that, you just make bloated OPs no one cares about all day desperately and if no one does you start sperging out like you are now
>anigay
Point proven
USADA didn't change Claudia
How does she cheat with her 15 pesos per year?
threadly heeminder
>>68769666
You're the one sperging out and pacing around your room because the thread doesn't have funne memes in it friendo
>>68769695
the secret is in the way the female body metabolizes testosterone
it's easier to hide in different ways, and obviously USADA hasn't caught on yet
>>68769611
>WWE has suspended Joe Anoa`i (Roman Reigns) for 30 days effective immediately for his first violation of the company's talent wellness policy
what did they mean by this?
>>68769569
Agreed
>>68769722
lol please stop spamming this
>>68769215
remember that time you were a massive pussy lol
>>68769733
>no you!!!!
Face it, you're a giant sperg who invests his entire life into worthless shit no one even fucking reads lol, you literally type out all those news and then no one fucking reads it lmao
And now you're crying because I call you a sperg kek
>>68769897
>>>/asp/
Fresh free fight
RDA vs Jason High: https://youtu.be/-pVMpSUovWs
>>68769897
he's just too damn good looking
>>68770047
I thought OP was the American sperg?
>>68769215
Why is ufc so gay?
>>68770208
looks like the tryhard to me bud
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>>68770222
contact is encouraged not refballed
>>68770237
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/68462084/#68462648
Same person imo
>>68770368
lol is that one of the numerous threads that me made like 80 posts in?
>>68770032
it is important
>>68769666
nice trips Satanas
>>68770267
You have to have an opttion for "No News" as well
>>68770409
its one of the ones the mods decided to delete instead of just deleting the shitposts lol
>>68769215
Thanks OP. I appreciate it. And so do many others.These threads are generally shit without news. Devolving into shits posts and feels trash.
>>68770368
I can personally confirm that I am the same person
How's Bork going to get heemed by Hunt lads
adan
>>68770629
Yesss American sperg confirmed
>>68770445
What's the meaning of posting this on /heem/?
Be careful
Pretty decent card so far, didn't have high hopes when it was announced
>>68769695
which team would win?
>>68770724
>INSALLAH
>>68770724
Would trumps ban on muslims stop him from fighting in the U.S.?
>>68770714
>666
props.
we're still on 4chan dumbnuts
>>68770832
No because he lives in Russia. He will just temporarily ban immigration from countries like Syria.
>>68770843
no he posts that picture all the time
fuck u goof
Vitor Belfort actually supported Ben Carson, interesting
nevar forget serbian fashion
>>68770884
nigger i think you need to get help
seems to me your fucking turbo autism is giving you too much asspain for nothing
>>68771099
i miss him
aaaaaaadaaaaan
where are you
i need to find you adan
where are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>68771181
is that little girl your daughter?
>Joe Rogan peer pressuring 13 years sober Russell Brand into doing DMT
>>68771328
Damn Callen can bang
I sometimes miss him too.
You guys have to give me props for being, without question, the absolute pound for pound best at making buddy sperg out lmao
>>68771193
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mosques_in_Canada
>>68771427
lol he did that to Graham Hancock too
>>68771342
i'm a wizard you dumbfuck
>>68771611
Hancock clearly wanted to smoke.
>>68771677
>it was ruining my life
>i almost lost my marriage
h-here...
What does Jones have a problem with BJM reffing his fight?
>>68771849
BJM isn't afraid to deduct points for eye poking
>>68771926
Carvalho-Manhoef says hello
who is the most overrated fighter of all time?
>>68772010
Was about to bring it up. Don't remember John ever taking points. Mario Yamasaki will. But I don't think he's as good of a ref.
>>68772155
Schaub
>>68772155
Khabib
>>68772155
Tie between BJ Penn and Ken Shamrock
>>68772155
Jon "I'm a good fighter, I promise" Jones
his resume consists of old men and blown up middleweights
>>68772155
the chris
>>68772280
Did something happen in the divegrass match?
Does anyone on here unironically think DC can beat Jones?
>>68772155
nick diaz
>>68772350
Shut up
>>68770724
>I will not stop insALLAH
fuck this has spicy potential
huejesus vs russiajihad vol2
plz let it happen before rda gets beaten
live,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
>>68772155
Tony Ferguson
>>68770047
You know there's more than one american on here, right?
>>68770017
Me on the right
>>68771849
Probably because when Vitor tried to to kick JBJ in the head when Jones was crawling to him BJM told Jones that he gets that for playing that game.
>>68772634
>Russell Brand
No thanks.
>>68772634
The literal embodiment of DUDEWEEDLMAO
>>68770267
shitty poll
someone who doesn't care doesn't care either way
it should be between who wants it to have news and who doesn't
>>68772634
NOT mma related
>>68772155
CANE
>>68771659
what the fuck is going on here
>>68772155
Chris Weidman
>Stipe wins
>Cleveland basketball team that never won wins
>Croatia BTFO Spain
>...?
will croatia win this euro lads?
>>68768258
I mostly agree with this guy
I'm still not convinced that what the UFC did was unethical, seeing as it is their right to hand out press credentials to their private events.
At the same time though, it's within the media's rights to bitch and moan in order to get the UFC to reverse its decision
>>68768865
tbf, and I can't speak about sports journalism in other countries, but sport journalism here in italy, esp divegrass, is absolutely disgusting
>headlines using quotes that are paraphrased
>constantly distorting/creating narratives
>constant reports of "holy shit this deal is confirmed done 100%" that end up being false
>constant click-baiting of the highest order
MMA journalism is pulitzer prize in comparison
>>68769611
Holy shit I've not been keeping up with mandrama but that's huge
>>68773027
>>Croatia BTFO Spain
I didnt watch the match. Was it a meme win?
Cerrone is now one of MY BOYS(glad he got on the gas). You guys think if he continues to get his shit together he could bang at WW? Or should he stay at LW?
>>68773129
Cerrone can bang at WW
>>68773102
i literally found out about it from my mother
she said "my man just got in trouble"
>>68773171
>winged belt
based
>>68773027
Stipe Mememagić
>>68773117
Spain almost won by refball (got a gifted penalty) but fucked it up and Croatia won deservingly
Fighter pay fags BTFO
>"She will be bonused for that fight," White said on the Unfiltered podcast. ‘There were so many good fights that night, people were going crazy, ‘how did she not get [a bonus],' and it's true. Me and Lorenzo were saying, how the hell did that skip us, she should have got a bonus.
>"In that 115-pound division, you don't see finishes, the way she finished Valerie," White continued. "And, Valerie went five rounds with Joanna Jędrzejczyk, Joanna didn't do that to her. We're going to take care of her, and we're going to sign her to a new deal."
You guys have this stupid notion in your head that Dana doesn't care about the fighters. I don't know where that comes from but he does.
>>68773226
My sister also keeps up with mandrama, but says MMA is boring
I guess women like the soap opera element of it
>>68773129
If he wants to be a journeyman forever then he can jump between but if he wants to win he has to be at LW. He clearly still has the skills to compete and looked brilliant against Cote but against the top WWs his size might be a problem.
Assuming Tony Ferguson wins against Chiesa maybe line that up, that would be great fight. If RDA wins Khabib will probably get the shot so that would work out perfectly.
>>68773331
bonus = spare harley that dana's kid got tired of
>>68773027
>will croatia win this euro lads
well the brackets are very easygoing for Croatia so I guess they will at least make the final
Good team though,I like the way they play kinda oldschool hard and aggressive
>>68773331
danaconsolingpaige.webm
>>68773372
Your sister is a dumb bitch.
>>68773372
M I A M I
I
A
M
I
>>68773470
get a dog bro
>>68773331
>It isn't until a fighter goes on social media and complains about low pay that Dana pulls out his check book
>Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman, archrival and nemesis of Wonderboy, with powers comparable to Wonderboy.
Was Rory Nastyman? Or is it Lawler?
How would wonderboy vs Nick Diaz go?
>>68773681
The Immortal One
>>68773767
Thompson by decision
>>68773812
Didn't mean to attach that pic, sry
>>68773442
damn
load of bullshit desu
>get first place
>face Spain or Croatia
>get 2nd place
>face hungary
unfair
>>68773652
>Fighter who fights once a year and uses a camp on the other side of the planet can't afford a training camp
>>68773924
>Here's $10,000 for showing upto fight. We'll call you in September if something opens up
>>68773888
>afraid to play a team that just lost to fuckin Croatia
Grow up lad.
>>68773880
I forgive you
>>68773681
Rory
Fighters from Saturday’s UFC Fight Night 89 event took home UFC Athlete Outfitting pay, a program that launched after the UFC’s deal with Reebok, totaling $120,000.
The amount pushes the total paid by the program in its first year past the $6 million mark.
>>68773888
that because fucking UEFA power standings are a meme pretty much like the p4p rankings
also current format with 24 teams is absolutely shit
>>68774116
The current format is why there have been so many 0-0 draws and the tournament is a general bore to everyone, cause then teams can just play for draws and know that they will be safe. No incentive to win at all.
>>68774001
>Fights in a division that doesn't exist
>>68774099
>Fighters are entitled to ad-space
>>68774099
Nothing wrong with that desu. Deal was for seventy million. All of it going to the fighters as Dana and Lorenzo don't make anything off of it. Still a lot more money out there for grabs.
If you could choose any UFC fighter to die tomorrow, who would you choose?
>>68771849
lol and DC doesn't want Herb Dean
So, what, are they both working together to get based Marc Goddard?
>>68774022
I'm just saying, the brackets are a little funky
I mean worst case scenario for Croatia is to face portugal in the Ro16, then switzerland/poland in the QF, then between wales/turkey/NIR, hungary/iceland/por and prob belgium (read: literally whos)
Meanwhile other half of tournament has Italy, Spain, Germany, England, France
>>68774372
Wales are bringing it home.
>>68774185
yeah, some really boring group stages
3rd place teams should fuck off
should just let in more teams so only 2nd placed teams pass
>>68774342
None you weirdo
>>68774342
Khabib
>>68774433
>Italy's road to the final could be Spain, then Germany then France
Condolences pham.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H8HmbK8lGI
name a worse ufc video
>>68773331
great fight kid, heres $500 and some reebok gear
>>68774342
Khabib
>>68774342
None, weirdo
>>68774526
desu, I'm surprised and satisfied we made it out the group stages at all, our team is the most shit it's probably ever been
no good strikers
ok midfield missing verratti and marchisio
only thing good is defence
>>68774469
be
very
careful
>>68774530
How much do newbie fighters make in the UFC? Isn't it like 20k win or lose? Shit nigga, better have a Dayjob too.
>>68774699
Fuck off
>>68774713
>>68774713
>20k
Try 10k
>>68774713
isn't it 10k show, 10k win?
>>68774770
Highway Robbery.
>>68774787
I think that's where I was getting 20k
How the hell does one afford all the camps and training? Are they cheaper than what one would assume?
>>68774787
That is the current base. If the Ali act passes for mma most fighters making that much would be making way less. The UFC straight up is paying fighters who don't actually have any value as an individual just to fill cards.
>>68774885
People that get thier heads punched in for money probably dont have a lot of financial sense.
>this jre
>>68774787
yeah unless they have drawing power from the get go
>>68774660
"our team is the most shit it's probably ever been"
I think i've heard this every two years since i've started watching football over a decade ago
>>68774975
is it a feel the bern while we live in our mansions episode?
>>68775035
no, dude consciousness lmao
>>68774946
>If the Ali act passes for mma most fighters making that much would be making way less.
y?
>>68775030
we were a GOAT team up until 06 desu
There will be 40 consecutive years of international goalkeeping domination by a gianluigi
>>68774975
>watching JRE
>>68770724
BASED KHABIB
RDA SHOOK CONFIRMED
>>68774257
I honestly hope Val gets fucking cut after this bullshit
>>68774885
That's why you make sure you get a good deal when you sign up and don't agree to fight for literally free cause that's what you do when you agree to take a 10k to show fight deal. Unless you pretty much train yourself to fight and have a side job that pays well, that is beyond stupid to do as a career choice.
>>68770743
>That Weber Meek fight
>Gus on the card
>Based Arlovski and Barnett
good shit t.bh lads
>>68773389
Cerrone should honestly fight Rory at 170.
>>68775166
This
Gonde should've called him instead of Marchetti
>>68774975
brands' not that smart, he just talks a lot
he believes some weird things, like the idea that the reality does not exist unless you percieve it...
or there are mysterious energies that we can't see - duh what are particles...
What is the secret of Wonderboy's power?
>>68775362
same as heem's
boys
anyone have the "I can't let you get close" webm?
>>68775362
http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/news/a46035/michael-jackson-underage-porn-report/
>>68775379
My fellow countryman
>>68775291
Isn't Rory going to Bellator? If the same Cerrone that fought Cote showed up, your boy will be perma-heemed.
>>68773331
Bonus = Unlimited Free Reebok Pumps
>Joe is always high
>can't remember his children
>>68775291
Cerrone would fuck Rory's shit up adan
>>68775398
>putting Rosholt in a comain
what the fuck were they thinking
did USADA delete Wowy?
>>68775442
It's okay for Rory to lose to Cowboy, friend. As long as it's a good fight and Rory gets to have fun in the ring.
He was disappointed on Saturday and he doesn't deserve that. He deserves an opponent that will bang.
>>68775431
lol good one eh
>>68775351
definitely, this is bro philosophy at its finest
desu i always thought brand was a bit of an asshole, but from this he does seem like a decent person under all the craziness
>>68770267
http://www.strawpoll.me/10548908
here actual totally optional opinion survey that should decrease OP bloat and decrease shitty OPs in general
>>68775238
Nobody asked for Vitor to get cut after JBJ dropped him with a kick to the ribs
>>68772155
BJ Penn is literally overrated: the fighter
>>68775476
I doubt it. Rory won't be fighting for a while because of his nose anyway. Hopefully he comes back in good form.
>>68774257
I still don't understand what the fuck she was doing that whole fight. It seemed like she didn't wanna fight.
>>68775281
p4p best fight dog Maximus
The ufc is actually having a guy who hasn't fought in 2 (two) years challenge for the title
By UFC standards how do you rate Rory's athleticism
>>68772155
All heavyweights. Most middleweights.
>>68775551
honestly one of the shittiest arguments I've ever seen on here
>>68772155
Sadly starting to think Fedor. He will always be a legend and one of my favorites, but in a lot of ways he was just an early, extremely well rounded fighter with (in his prime) an insane chin.
>>68775670
I don't give a FUCK
>>68775634
are you talking about ehhhhhhhh?
Is Serra-Longo a meme gym?
why is Wilson Reis fighting DJ?
>>68775634
it happens. look at cain, shit, there are alot of fighters who haven't fought in 2 years out there.
i kinda wish rankings and fights in ufc were like fightmatrix where they drop you for being inactive for a couple quarters
>>68775600
>Rory won't be fighting for a while because of his nose anyway.
and his kid too don't forget
>>68775658
USADA'd/10
>>68775718
Weidman left it
>>68775720
Cain fought last year
>>68775634
He fought last February
>>68775493
It won't be ok when he gets his shit knocked loose again. His nose his fucked.
>>68775658
similar to Weidman's
>>68775720
yeh but tyron has a two fight win streak where one of the wins was a split decision against kelvin fucking gastelum
>>68775074
>If the Ali act passes for mma most fighters making that much would be making way less.
>y?
I think he means that the UFC would cut a majority of the low level fighters on their roster rather than paying them more than 10k/10k. Meaning they would have to fight in smaller orgs and make less money.
>>68775719
so DJ can finish his bingo board of top 15 flyweight fighters
or maybe it's to save DJ from ending joe's career
>>68775746
No he didn't
>>68775719
They're running out of people in FW
They were actually considering having a TUF winner fight him
>>68775772
Donald Cerrone is a perma gatekeeper bud lol
>>68775719
idk but i'm all for DJ nuking more grapplers
>>68775785
who hill has beaten lately inflates shit, fightmatrix has some odd moments, like when cowboy beat alverez, jury, bendo in a very short time peroid
Go here when this thread is done ;)
>>68775864
>>68775852
You guys said the same for Bisbong.
>>68775852
m8 donald cerrone is on the same track as bisbong just 4-5 years behind, give it time and he'll win some belt when no one sees it coming.
>>68772155
Cain has been overrated since the UFC and the Press anointed him the next great Heavyweight
Jones because he's so obviously never been close to P4P #1
Wow. People are shitting on the MacDonald-Wonderboy fight.
If you're shitting on that fight fucking stop.
Stop watching fights. Go watch something else you fucking weirdos.
If you didn't like that fight there's something mentally wrong with you and you don't know a fucking thing about fighting.
You are a fucking moron.
You're a fucking idiot.
>>68775852
donald cerrone is new bisbing
the cont became king, so what do we call cerrone? the duke?
>>68775870
It's not who, it's how.
>>68775888
and you realize the ridiculous list of coincidences it took for him to even get a shot right?
Yoel popped
Jacare needed surgery
Weidman needed surgery
and Bisping was coming off a controversial decision over Anderson; anyone else and he wouldn't have gotten it
>>68775852
>Gatekeepers can't fuck anyone up
>Bisping
>Diaz
Cowboy has the potential to win a title in a few years. I think you're just mad that your boy is done.
When is he replacing Rogan?
>>68775898
Who would you say is better than him, other than Cruz and DJ?
>>68775931
it's literally who, most of these fight calcs put value on beating shit, and it build open over the years, thus making all time p4p lead heavily by modern fighters
>>68775719
Best contender left
Benavidez- lost twice, heemed last time and looked like shit against Makovsky
Cejudo- Just got BTFO
Formiga- coming off a loss
Horiguchi- already lost to MM, he'll get a rematch in the future though
McCall- coming off a loss and already fought two, losing one to MM
Moraga- already memed on, coming off a loss
Makovsky- coming off a loss
Reis is also primarily really just a placeholder so MM can get a fight inbetween 197 and the TUF finale in December so that the UFC can increase Flyweight exposure on a major card and give MM a decent opponent so it can make it seem like he has a decent fight
tl;dr Flyweight exposure, especially for TUF 24
>>68775970
>Cowboy has the potential to win a title
The same potential as Urijah Faber
>>68775482
I think the UFC were expecting Roy to KO Roshit in the first. Except it ended up being one of the worst fights in recent memory (for me)
>>68775513
the worst harbingers of evil are "decent people" with bad ideas.
>>68775897
>>68775925
Buds I like both, but Cerrone is overrated
Bisping has never been overrated. Cerrone has beaten some great fighters, don't get me wrong, but he is also a bit of a can crusher.
>>68775834
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/2/17/11039954/former-ufc-middleweight-champion-chris-weidman-training-with-mark
>>68775975
Cruz and DJ. RDA too. Aldo too. Just stylistically, they all poop on Jones. Jones has profited from being the only truly great big fighter since Fedor. People love the big great fighters, in Boxing and MMA. The Heavyweights haven't been able to provide one since Fedor, so Jones is the next best thing. He's a great winner but not even close to being the best, pound for pound.
>>68776029
#whoa
>>68776038
he cross trains, the gyms are pretty close by. Longo talked about how great Mark Henry is.
>>68776038
>Weidman says he has not left the Long Island-based Serra-Longo team
>>68775970
Cowboy will never win a title and, unless they make the Henderson rematch, Bisping will never defend it.
>>68776001
more then faber, he's smarter and better rounded
faber basically only had physical superiority in his power, not very technical. cowboy has layers of technical skill if he actually uses it in all his game
>>68776051
>RDA
>Aldo
>Better than Jon Jones
Wew, are you a Brazilian living in Bongland or something? Jones is a well rounded fighter, wins by KO, wins by submission and has a fight IQ high enough to know how to go 5 rounds and not force results. That's what makes him a great champion and fighter, that and the fact that he's never lost a fight.
>>68776070
Most fighters train in multiple places for different aspects of their game.\. Don't pay attention to the 189er.
>>68776063
you can meme at me but it's true. look at the ongoing social decay in the west. it's all in the name of some grand ideal or another, pushed by well meaning people.
>>68776070
>>68776105
Longo's getting cucked lads face it
>>68775908
I agree with you but im disappointed with that fight while not shitting on it. We didnt get to see the best from both fighters, Wonderboy came out great and won handily but Rory not so much. Maybe its because Rory is my boy and but his execution was very disappointing. He didnt do enough to try and take the fight to the ground. He didnt try to grapple enough which any retard could have told you thats what he needed to do. Wonderboy's TDD has clearly improved but how much we still dont know how good it is or if he can survive off his back.
>>68776038
>Weidman says he has not left the Long Island-based Serra-Longo team, but wants to mix things up and is happy with his progress thus far.
It's like you didn't even read the article, Alessio.
>>68775482
UFC 196 was cursed
>Werdum-Cain II Electric Boogaloo aka the rematch no one wanted to see with a pretty mediocre card
>Cain pulls
>now Werdum-Stipe
>Werdum bitches out
>lol FN Vegas now
>Now it's RDA-Conor for one of the biggest fights in UFC history
>RDA pulls
>now Conor-Nate
>Mcbooger gets memed on and Holly gets choked out
wew
>Cowboy is two fights removed from his fight with RDA
>"Cowboy will win a title"
>>68776001
Lowblow, man
>>68776135
Jones hasn't finished anyone since he beat Chael Sonnen three years ago. He couldn't finish OSP. The guy is a great winner but not a great finisher. Aldo and RDA are just technical nightmares for him. Aldo especially, someone who can box better, defend all his takedowns, and knock the shit out of him too. RDA is basically like Cormier with his pressure, just with a much larger arsenal of kicks and knees.
>>68776151
I didn't right now tbf
But I remembered Weidman had basically said that he had changed primary gym but would still visit Serra-Longo because they're his family and shit
>>68776144
People are still pretending that Rory looked bad for any reason other than he was fighting the future champ Wonderboy?
>>68775971
He looks like a McPoyle brother
who /insallah/ here?
>>68775971
This is the EFN commentator in case you lads didn't know
>>68776135
Jones is on the same level as McGregor being as they're freaks in their divisions. Jones might be "well rounded" but his size is what makes him as good as he is. He has a hard time banging with anyone remotely the same size as him.
>>68776235
He definitely could've done a lot better
>>68776235
>this was the highlight of this fight
>this was supposed to be FOTY
>>68776196
>says Jones isn't a great finisher
>Aldo also hasn't finished anyone since 2013
RDA is decent but right now people are realizing that beating Pettis isn't that big of a deal anyway.
>>68776144
>>68776235
People are disappointed that Rory didn't do what it takes to beat Wonderboy, which he is capable of doing.
Did rory really come in with the game plan of spamming meme rolls in the first round? is this the genius of firas zahabi?
>>68775971
Him and Brian Stann on Fight Nights pls
>>68776218
He never said that, don't slander my boy
>>68776253
/pol/ is just a click away famalam
Does the UFC selling affect the reebok deal at all?
>>68776235
Rory didnt look bad he just didnt press the advantages. Instead of grappling in more of the scramble situations he was striking and anyone will lose trying to strike with Wonderboy. Im not saying he would have won if he got Thompson on his back but that was the real test everyone wanted to see for Wonderboy. Rory was actually extremely well prepared and approached as well as you can against a striker who measures the distance as well as Wonderboy but when he got in he didnt capitalize. Whether it was Firas' gameplan or Rory's indecisiveness idk but he even said he was disappointed in himself.
What should Mackenzie Dern's MMA nickname be?
https://twitter.com/MMAHistoryToday/status/744612220718309381
why didnt i remember this
>>68776218
https://soundcloud.com/siriusxmrush/chris-weidman-details-training-with-and-the-differences-between-mark-henry-and-ray-longo
>>68776297
Aldo hasn't, but I'm not touting Aldo has some KO or submission machine like you're claiming Jones to be. He's just a very bad matchup for Jones. Pettis probably got ruined by the RDA fight, it was a brutal soul-stealing. Pettis was so white hot coming off the Melendez win, I had no idea he was going to receive a beating like that, it probably shocked him too. RDA straight mugged him.
>>68776351
Mackenzie "herp a derp" Dern
>>68776351
paper bag
>>68776368
Jones has a 70% finish rate buddeh. He only became a "decision machine" when he became champ.
>>68775970
>Diaz
Diaz beat up on a featherweight, any gatekeeper can do that, Diaz is still shit
>>68776301
>Which he is capable of doing
Lol, no
>>68776344
He tried to get Wonderboy to the ground and couldn't. Multiple times.
>>68776288
>>68776289
>WAAAAAHHHH RORY DIDN'T THROW HIS FACE AGAINST WONDERBOY'S FIST WHAT A BORING FIGHT WAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>68775956
if you think Bisping's win over anderson "but he's knocked out?" silva was controversial you're not a real fitefan.
>>68776450
Yeah, like Aldo.
Who's watching JRE?
>>68776051
>RDA
>not even the real champ
>not even the best in his division
got me to reply m8
>Beat Anderson
>Knock out Rockhold on 2 weeks notice
>Beat GSP
Could anyone ever top this streak?
>>68776473
are u retard?
Could wonderboy beat Conor?
>>68776517
Wonderboy beating Hendricks, MacDonald, Lawler, and GSP all in a row.
>>68776521
no but u are
>>68776450
Jones has a 56% finish rate buddeh
>>68776504
RDA is in the best division in MMA. Jones has ruled over a fucking graveyard. Anyway, Khabib might beat him again, but RDA is still going to beat Jones more often than not, pound for pound.
What really got up my nose was the way he denied all responsibility.
>>68776334
Thank You Edmond
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzxFgVYyMcE
>>68776235
Wonderboy will fuck Robbery Lawler up, cap this post
>>68776481
I knew Bisping won bud, but the reason that Bisping got a title shot is because the three guys in front of him all couldn't fight
>>68776532
Conor can't even best Nate lol. Imagine him against a good WW.
>>68776351
Butterface
>>68776532
itd be a tough fight. conor will have a speed advantage and wonderboy wont be shooting a takedown. if conor connects it could be lights out
>>68776465
>He tried to get Wonderboy to the ground and couldn't. Multiple times.
Of course he tried multiple times in a 25 minutes fight, that doesn't mean he tried enough. If you think Wonderboy's TDD has improved that drastically just because Rory didnt attempt very much you are retarded.
>>68776539
>>68776517
>Bader
>Rua
>Jackson
>Machida
>Evans
>Belfort
>Chael
>Gus
>Teixera
>DC
this streak^
>>68776549
I'll agree with you that LHW is a graveyard, really MW and up are trash because all the good big athletes go into other sports.
>>68776539
GSP is running scared from the WW division desu senpai
Could Condit beat wonderboy?
>>68776592
Wonderboy is the best striker there is and Conor is a midget with a strong left hand. Even if you pretend like the weight class difference isnt huge you are retarded to think Conor would not get picked apart.
gsp took a break from fighting when he had the belt. Will you count any victory in winning the belt again and defending it toward his title defense streak?
>>68776603
Ever think of a reason why Rory didn't attempt more? Maybe because he got chewed the fuck up by Thompsons boxing whenever he tried to get inside? Wonderboy has layers of TDD, his counter punching being one of them that makes advancing to close distance a risky tactic.
why doesnt somebody just crawl on all fours and take wonderboy down?
>>68776491
They've realized Russel is a shithead.
>>68776544
>not counting the Hammil fight which should've been a finish
>>68776555
>i-it got physical
That pity party he threw on the MMA Crying Hour was embarrassing. Fuck Jewani
>>68776465
>Multiple times.
>>68776603
>Of course he tried multiple times
he had like two actual takedown attempts and two flying heel hooks
>>68776637
The best stylistic match up for Thompson is Cerrone with his leg kicks, Muay Thai stance, and reactive takedowns. Unfortunately his weak ass liver would get kicked in about 30 seconds given how square his stance is.
>conor competing at WW
>>68776691
Even though they gave him back his credentials, I feel like he's done.
>>68776655
this fanboyism is quite strong
>>68776628
GSP just wants the two title meme, Bisping is probably the only guy he could beat at MW, Weidman, Rockhold, Yoel, Jacare would all fuck him up.
>>68776659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHBMKOboqJQ
>>68776726
Adan...
>>68776459
Diaz beat up a LW/WW that cuts absurd amounts of weight to fight midgets*
Fixed that for you.
Why didn't Romero fear Jacare's guard?
>>68776689
>counting non UFC fights
idiot
>>68776718
>he's done.
>just broke news literally yesterday that GSP wants to fight again
Could Cruz beat Mendes?
>>68776746
this should be legal
>>68776592
>itd be a tough fight
it'd be the easiest fight for any top 10 WW.
Is Frankie Edgar top 5 all time in your opinion?
>>68776791
McCarthy tells guys backstage that if they game the rules, they have to deal with the consequences.
Could DC beat Cain?
>>68776797
oh i disagree my man
>>68776762
Cause he was juiced to the gills.
>>68776820
honestly yes
>>68776755
Diaz is a WW that couldn't hang at WW though, he is the exact same height and reach as Rory but realized he couldn't compete against guys his size, unfortunately he also can't compete against guys smaller than him a lot of the time lmao
>>68776835
It's okay to disagree when you're a 189er
>>68776770
rude
>>68776820
Cain would big brother him that same way as Jones.
>>68776755
>he still believes the Conor weighs 170 meme
he wasn't that big at FW, Holloway is 5'11 and makes FW fine
>>68776853
BJJ vs. Wrestling
>>68776916
Cole Miller is 6'1" and he makes FW too lol
>>68776916
Holloway is the only non-manlet Conor fought at FW and he's the one who he had the most trouble putting away. Really makes you think huh?
>>68776853
So like I said, he beat up a fellow LW/WW. Nate is DYEL AF there's no way he walks around at more than 170, his weight is all in his organs from being 6ft tall.
>>68776718
It's just a matter of time before he fucks up again.
>>68776885
don't say stupid shit and I won't point out that you said some stupid shit there bud
>>68776948
Holloway was a kid then too. He would knock Conor's potato off in a rematch.
>>68776816
Absolutely. Been my Boy since the Sherk fight.
>>68776948
>trouble
he dominated for 15 minutes with a bum knee
>>68776620
>bader
decent win
>rua
way past prime
>jackson
way past prime
>machida
small 205, way past prime
>evans
good win
>belfort
185er
>chael
185er
>gus
good win
>teixeira
good win
>dc
good win
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/21/11990874/john-mccarthy-selected-to-oversee-daniel-cormier-vs-jon-jones-2-at
>BJM reffing Jones–DC 2
>no eyepokes allowed
>Jones on suicide watch
>>68776853
Keep telling yourself that
Nate couldn't even make 170 without trying, he was 169.
Cutting to 170 from 190 is different than being around 170 naturally (Spoilers, McGregor walks around 170 too).
>>68776992
you didn't mention it was UFC only tbf, bud
>>68776948
He literally snapped his knee up in the first round, he was out for like 8 months after that
>>68776916
Meme? Conor literally said in an interview he is around 170 normally...
nice try though
>>68776916
>not truly understanding the difference between Height, Weight, Bone structure, and LBM
Comparatively Conor is larger than Max
>>68776853
Everyone cuts weight to fight smaller men. McGregor though jumps down 2 weight classes and shows up at the weigh ins looking like a reanimated zombie, just like Rumble who used to fight at 170 but is now a light heavyweight.
>luke...
>>68777050
based
a
s
e
d
>>68777050
i noticed big john tells fighters to close their fingers recently. he even threatened to take a point away from elias theodourou just because he had his fingers facing out
>>68777167
i haven't heard that guy's voice in 3 months what's he up to these days?
Get for GSP
>>68777051
>putting on muscle mass is impossible
>>68777042
Lyoto "way past prime" coming off his Randy win is a bit much but yeah, I see what you mean
The most impressive part of Jones beating those guys in that order is that he was the youngest champion ever when he began that run.
TRT Chael was the first title defense vs a non former champ.
>>68777082
>replying to adan seriously
>>68777123
>jumps down 2 weight classes
I'll give you one maybe, you really think he belongs at Welterweight?
>>68777082
I shouldn't have to bud
>>68777262
tyreese lol as if you have that pic saved
>>68777262
I know he's horsing around
I like Adan
>>68777283
So Jones' record is 16-1?
Didn't think so bud
>>68777249
>non former champ
lets call a spade a spade - Vitor's status as a "former champ" is a sham at best.
>>68777274
No he belongs at lightweight.
is everyone on /heem/ an atheist?
>>68777274
It's more common to cut 1 class below your natural weight. Conor said he walks at 170, he "belongs" in LW, meaning he in fact cuts 2 classes.
>>68777332
you're right, Jones' finishes in the Ice Fighter and Battle Cage Xtreme leagues are totally relevant to his finishing rate vs actual pros
ICE
FIGHTER
>>68770724
how based can one man be?
>>68772216
be careful
>>68777363
lol listen if people are going to pretend Bisping is good because he has the belt right now I'm going to say Jones defended the belt consecutively against many former champs when he was the youngest champ ever
>>68777042
>>68776620
lel you can break it down all you want but really how many fighters would win literally against every one of those guys in a row
>>68777389
That's just a weird way to say it though, nobody would say someone who walks around at a weight should actually fight at that weight with the current weight cutting in MMA.
>>68777390
>actual pros means UFC only
wew casual
How old were you when you started watching boxing instead?
>>68777486
I only watched it once in 1998 and that was to see Tyson biting Holyfield's ear off. Decided it wasn't for me.
>>68777442
it's a killers row but it's not as impressive as the names suggest.
many are old and past their prime, some of them aren't even 205ers and jones has 8+ inch reach advantage over every single one of them except gus which was as close as it gets.
>>68777486
70
only old people watch boxing
they can't keep up with the fast exciting pace of MMA
best stick to slow and boring like boxing
or baseball
>>68777453
Yeah it's a weird way to say it. But it's how everyone understands it.
>>68777050
>big john takes a point from Jon every round
>45-45 draw
>>68777486
I only watch boxing if neither boxer is a counterpuncher. If even one of the fighters is a counterpuncher (any Mayweather fight) I can't force myself to watch it.
Ido vs. Edmond.
Who wins and how, /heem/?
>>68777486
why the fuck did Canelo duck GGG??!?!
>>68777467
ICE
FIGHTER
>>68777617
Ido via hair grab and ground and pound
>>68777595
>after 200, DQ confirmed p4p GOAT with two wins over Jon
>>68777545
literal mental gymnastics to take away from Jones' career
it is, by far and beyond, the most impressive win streak ever in all of MMA
time to accept it bud lol
>>68777679
Start your own sherdog stat site and take out all other promotions not named UFC from fighter's records you sickening casual.
>>68777710
GSP's streak was better
Anderson actually finished people every other fight
Fedor wasn't a giant lanklet with enormous physical advantages
Cruz came back from career ending injuries
DJ is still nuking olympians in single rounds
Dana white will die tomorrow if he doesn't wear a helmet on his bike.
>>68777710
feel free to refute him on any point he made faggot
>>68776916
Why is that the slightest bit relevant? Holloway is extremely lanky
>>68777486
12, then I went back to MMA at 20
>>68777798
>feel free to refute him on any point he made faggot
okay
you must be new around here
>>68777545
>many are old and past their prime
define "many"
> and jones has 8+ inch reach advantage over every single one of them
literally irrelevant to the impressiveness of his streak, his body is built for mma
> some of them aren't even 205ers
lol how many?
protip: you don't get to choose the guys that dropped to avoid Jon Jones himself
>>68776571
don't call it a controversial win then lad :(
besides, desu that is true but that doesn't change bizbing's sweet sweet knockout of lucas salthold
>>68777779
>threatening an extremely rich celebrity on the internet with death threats
lmao what a fucking idiot
>>68777176
Yeah I noticed this too, pretty good if it's a widespread change through UFC that all refs will do.
Think it's necessary really to prevent all these eyepokes, even if it takes an aspect out of someone's game
>>68777909
it's controversial because whether you think it was deserved or not depends on what you think constitutes a 10-8 round which is very widely up for debate right now
I was glad when Bisping BTFO'd cockyhold, Bisping has grown on me big time over the years. That doesn't mean that he's actually a legitimate champion though lol
>>68777939
great clip, thanks bud
>>68777901
>literally irrelevant
It's entirely relevant, sure he uses is better than say Struve, but he still has a ridiculous advantage in that respect
>>68777939
>those illegal elbows to the back of the head
>Herb reffing Hunto vs. Brock
Incoming shenanigans
>>68777939
>this is considered big by the white community
>>68778058
Kek
>>68776762
He did no for gay jesus
>>68778058
can't stand fucking Herb dean
>>68777974
>haha
>>68778058
either an early stoppage, or someone's going to be on the verge of the death a la Weidman vs. Rockhold
anyone else like brock but not hunt?
>>68778180
I like both of them, I don't want either to lose.
Hola Cage Fighting Connoisseurs
>>68778067
that boy needs medicine
>>68778180
only jabronis are like that
THAT'S A COORS LIGHT
>>68778283
Mexico vs. Britain for the meme title of the world
>>68778283
>Conor, what are your thoughts on Bork Lesnar?
Who is the most beatable champion other than Bisping?
>>68778102
>Laying on his back showing no intention to fight or even stand up
>"hmm, better not stop this"
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466552122564.webm
Who here love MY BOY but not baby girl?
>>68778283
I wonder what memes Conor will bring this time
>>68778102
>here you go you can figh-NO WaiT
>>68778248
if she is on antidepressants or antipsychotics she certainly isn't gaining weight from them
>>68778058
>Brock hits Hunt with an overhand right and rocks him
>Hunt falls on his back
>Brock goes to leap on top of him
>Herb has flashbacks of Chris Weidman and how he allowed his career to get heem'd
>He tries to push Brock off
>Brock flings Herb out of the way, continues to attack Hunt
>Herb jumps up to his feet, peels off his shirt and dropkicks Brock
>Big John flies into the ring and clotheslines Herb
>Beltran tries to throw a folding chair over the cage but it gets caught in his beard
>Big John jumps on top of Herb and pins him
>Yamasaki falls from the rafters for an 80ft+ flying elbow into Big John's spine
>leaps to his feet and shouts "NOW THAT'S A 10-7 BIATCH!"
>lights go out
>the trailer for Lookin' for a Fight begins playing on all of the huge TVs
>it shows Dana shouting "This is crazy! We're actually going to be fighting on an official UFC card, this is nuts!"
>lights come back on
>Dana and Matt Serra are shirtless
>music is blasting clips of Dana going GOOF GOOF GOOF GOOF GOOF
>Nick the Tooth is on a skateboard playing air guitar
/Heem/ is moving pretty fast
It's Bork season
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466552191890.webm
anyone else not care about brock but LOVE MY BOY
>>68778341
He'll be shook.
>>68778372
jesus christ
>>68778372
>bork ever touching hunt's face with his hands
>implying
>>68778329
Stipe
JON JONES
>>68778407
48(FORTY-EIGHT) posts early
Please pop a cyanide capsule.
>>68778283
those pimples lol
>>68778407
>50 posts early
>>68778468
Just kill this thread for me apology accepted bro
name a more embarrassing male striker than brock
don't worry boys I'll serve up a fresh banger when we get to 485
>>68778329
Miesha
Stipe
McGoof
RDA
Lawler
Joanna
Jones
Cruz
MM
in that order
>>68778503
Nobody wants your fucking threads, Adan.
>>68778511
swap RDA with Lawler and I think you may be right my boy
>>68778454
NO MATTER WHERE YOU NUT BOY
>>68778532
don't worry bud it'll be hot n fresh
>>68778511
Technically mcgoobs is most beatable as he's almost certainly already defeated at 145 by weight cutting regulations
>>68778597
good point
Goobs is never fighting at 145 again
>>68778372
lmao @ ur '''''life'''''
>>68778597
He's 165lbs when not stuffing his face to get to 168lbs. He can make the weight easily.
>>68778511
Who do you see Stipe losing to right now?
RDA could lose to Khabib again
Lawler will lose to Wonderboy
>>68778651
I can't decide if germany making a bad joke is funny or not
Adan why don't you write us poems anymore? Don't you still love us?
>>68769215
all i want for christmas is for bork to get heemed by hunto
can it happen /heem? or are the roids too strongk?
nobody appreciated it, so instead I made shitty early OPs funny on you guys instead
it's the gift that keeps on giving, you could almost say I'm kinda like the american spergs dad in a way
>>68778711
>Who do you see Stipe losing to right now?
Overeem
>>68778711
Idk but if I go to Cleveland and he gets his shit canned I'm gonna be mad.
Fedor a goat
>>68778834
he sucks now and he was never as good as people said he was
>>68778844
Already locked it in tight
>>68778803
I think Stipe has better boxing than Overeem, also Overeem's chin will not sustain his punches
I think Stipe is gonna KO him (but I can still see the reem winning)
>>68778765
>That autism in there
Nope
new thread boys
>>68778852
>>68778852
>>68778852
>people will reply
>>68778900
Overeem has become an intelligent fighter and doesn't just block punches with his face anymore. Stipe has one punch KO power but that's cause his opponents leave themselves open.
This thread war nonsense is fucking ridiculous
Go to a Miesha Tate autograph signing and let her choke you unconscious.
>>68778945
Stipe would have his hands full with Overeem but I think Stipe would win
>>68778919
Sorry bud people are loving my thread
>>68775864
>>68775864
>>68778955
make a good one then
>>68778945
So how do you see it going? Overeem outboxes him to a decision?
Overeem gets in close and heems him via vicious knees?
I just feel like Stipe is more lethal.
>>68779026
I'm saying this in favor of you. I love you Canadian OP. The American sperg OP is the kid who tried his balls off in PE and reminds the teacher when she forgets to check homework.
>>68779083
lol thanks man but honestly there is no one person on all of heem easier to get (You)s out of than him
>>68779058
Overeem frustrates him with mewvment and point fighting then catches him as he's coming in like he caught JDS and finishes him on the ground with punches till the ref steps in.
Alright it's time boys, new thread
>>68778852
>>68778852
>>68778852
>>68778372
Had to run to the bathroom because I burst out laughing. Might be the funniest shit I've ever read
>>68779198
I read it again and made myself laugh
what part was your favourite
>>68779339
That's a 10-7
