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Old Thread
>>68741582
6/24: Bellator 157 - Jackson vs Ishii
6/25: GLORY 31 - Mwekassa vs Bouzidi
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 - Murata vs Kohori
7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez
7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Ferguson vs Chiesa
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Bellator 159 - Caldwell vs Taimanglo
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Pettis vs Oliveira
9/3: UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
GSP is coming back
UFC sold for $4.2 billion; Lorenzo gone; Dana stays
Sanchez-Lauzon will be on Fight Pass Prelims for 200
Paige back to training full time; Date set for return
Maldonado appeal to Russian MMA Union denied by VP, Fedor's old training partner
Gustaffson wants in againt Glover
Garbrandt-Mizugaki at UFC 202
schaub
>>68752778
>implying I'm clicking that shit
>>68752789
It just hides the mega.nz links so they don't get taken down m8.
>>68752772
>being this new
>posting while being this new
>>68752778
http://www.ufc.com/news/ufc-unfiltered-episode-1-dana-white-matt-serra-jim-norton-june-2016?utm_campaign=UFC&utm_medium=social&utm_source=sprout&utm_content=1466379061
>UFC 200 weeks is less than 3 weeks away
Time flies
>>68752797
no one knows about your shitty trip faggot
Fight me or dont, Im in philly and can book a flight anywhere Wednesday morning
>>68752778
>UFC sold for $4.2 billion; Lorenzo gone; Dana stays
is this confirmed
>>68752839
Randy Couture and Jeremy Botter have said it. No official statement yet.
>>68752830
Im not the same guy pussy.
Come see me in Easton PA, you will rest in peace.
>>68752842
I want to tie Holly Holm up then consensual have sex with her while she pretends it isn't
>>68752839
It means no more Rogan too
>>68752830
>gertrude is a trip
get a load of this newfaggot
>>68752851
Meet me in Allentown, fagboy and I'll make your worthless name relevant in the obituaries
Name the time and place and I'll get a jet over there Wednesday morning motherfucker
>>68752871
Good.. Stann is better
>>68752872
no one knows or cares who you are
tryhard/aka weidmanfag, american sperg, dockbro, adan, serbia, litchuck, edgestonia, rockholdfag, the list goes on
gertrude is some fag name you made up
>>68752887
a lot of americans will probably jump ship or be replaced with chinese commentators, probably hong kong who can speak english
>>68752892
>implying im gertrude
t. newfag holedigger
>>68752842
Sort of unrelated, but any Brazilbros see Aldo's biopic? Is it any good? I was hoping to see who they got to play Conor but I heard he wasn't in it
>>68752904
No, they'll get whoever they can get their paychecks too
My prediction is Bas + Chael
>>68752907
>guys i swear its not me!!!!!
lmao
ill make your bitch name relevant too, fagboy, name a time and place after I'm done with ((((((Gertrude)))))))
>>68752887
I like Stann but I'm gonna miss the meme commentary, it made fights more comfy. Now UFC is just going to be ESPN-tier everywhere
>>68752892
>Gertrude is made up
>being newer than april 1st
>>68752882
I wasted 20 minutes before driving to Bethlehem for someone to pussy out. Youre meeting me in Easton, i have proven that i will show up.
>>68752731
The undisputed, reigning, defending, UBF champion of the world. The GOAT himself Charlie Z.
Ever since I dove into his youtube videos I still cant get over this guy. He literally goes into random gyms and tries to knock people out after asking for a light sparring session. He has unironically been doing this for YEARS now. He almost got his head knocked off after he said some racist shit to HW champ Deontay Wilder. He probably also wouldve died to a chimpout after he sucker punched Floyd Mayweather Sr. if the cameras werent on.
>>68752812
This is actually really good.
>>68752812
dana should lay off the coke
>>68752928
you'll do nothing. you already dicktucked in the last thread.
>>68752931
No one knows or cares who you are, no one knows or cares about whatever flyover shithole you drove to, I'm wasting my time and money to heem you with an expensive jet, go ride your horse and I'll even buy you his feed in return, once that transaction as done, I'll transact my fist across your chin and fucking stomp you in
>>68752887
They need a fun commentator though.
Stann is ok but not for PPV.
I wish they had 3 commentators.Goldie, a former fighter like Stann (Cruz or DC when they retire) and a more laid back guy
If you're 6 foot and fight at anything lower than light heavyweight lose my number.
>>68752842
>fighters acting
>>68752974
DC was excellent with Rogan and Goldie for 197.
>>68752968
That's because I didn't take you seriously like I already said, I'll still meet you at Homestead Bayfront and fucking bury you in the sand
>>68752778
lads i had a dream about fedor he was fighting a middle weight and kept getting dropped
what does this mean?
>>68753003
could mean a lot of things. do you remember who he was fighting?
>>68752812
>Better fighter than Schaub
>Better comedian than Callen
Sounds good.
>>68752971
>this sorry attempt of talking shut
>expensive jet for 2 hr drive
>lives in Philly but doesnt know where easton is
Wednesday, the end of hilton st, 7pm.
You can change the day but i leave for vacation on saturday and return on the 12th.
>>68753031
Jim Norton hasn't been good since like 2009 though
If these two PA cunts meet up somebody better bring a camera so we can upload it to the /heem/ FC youtube account.
And remember faggots, only one 10 minute round and no soccer kicks
>>68753043
Callen hasn't been good since ever
>>68753043
and callen was never good
>>68753046
>one 10 minute round
/HEEM/ FC rules dictate the fight go on until there's a KO. Subs don't stop the fight either.
>>68753035
You can't even type shit correctly, pussy, that won't matter once I batter your fucking face in, I don't talk shit I'm just telling what's gonna happen
I don't live in philly i told you already retard, i dont live in this shithole state like you do
Just drive your disgusting ass to Allentown and it'll be easier
>>68753062
Thanks lad, have one yourself
>>68753043
>Jimmy is a cuckboy now
>Anthony just complains about twitter and blacks
>Opie was never good
>Patrice is dead
>>68753059
What if heem snappy happens?
>>68753077
Cumia is still based. Opie was never my boy.
>>68753069
Someones lying.
What if /heem/ bought the UFC?
>>68753062
>>68753017
he had a dark complexion looked maybe indian or arabic i'd say
not anyone special but i was going for fedor and he kept making mistakes
>>68753109
I better get a title shot at the bew 235 wieghtclass
>>68753077
Where did it all go so wrong lads
>>68752812
>dana shilling Rory/Wonderboy
>>68753107
Someone didn't check the other thread because he's a retard
Saying Im in philly doesn't mean I live there either you stupid fuck
Knocking your ass out would probably fix your dumb ass kek
>>68753109
Schaub gets an immediate title shot
>>68753137
How long are you in philly for?
Easton is closer than Allentown.
>>68753109
BJJ fighters and wrestlers would be banned because boring
Pride gloves
Jon Jones matches would have a special rule that for every eyepoke the ref stops the fight and his opponent gets a free swing at him
Cyborg matches are 2v1 handicap matches
No weight limit division
Every fighters gets 30k STARTING
>>68753137
You know he's black, right?
>>68752842
>Miesha beats Holly
>Cyborg heems Miesha
Poetry incoming
i want more fun fights
maldanado vs bosse
why cut brawldanado when he is a based cunt and whoever that cunt that fought bosse i want to see him fight more
more fun fights for the ufc
>>68753154
God you are fucking stupid, wednesday you stupid fuck
>Easton is closer
No, it's not, and I can fly in to Allentown
>>68753168
>BJJ in the streets.webm
>>68753168
Black as an eggshell maybe, being black and living in some fucking whiteboy town dont make you black
Anybody have a webm of Mark Hunt heeming Roy Nelson?
>>68752892
>tryhard/aka weidmanfag, american sperg, dockbro, adan, serbia, litchuck, edgestonia, rockholdfag, the list goes on
these are all me
>>68753175
who is going to upload the video?
>>68753173
I was think villante against bosse
>>68753221
I'm going to take any ID off him, keep it as a trophy, then post pics to /heem/ along with pics of his unconscious potentially lifeless body, depending on how much he begs
>>68753175
There is no way of me getting to Allentown.
>>68753168
I honestly think can win street fight with leg kicks alone.
>>68753235
Of course there isn't pussy
>>68753244
Im a pussy how?
Even if you flew to Allentown you act like coming to Easton is unreasonably far. Its not as retarded as flying to Allentown.
Dana on Thompson-MacDonald
>If you're shitting on that fight fuckin' stop, stop watchin' fights, go watch something else you fuckin' weirdos. If you didn't like that there's something fuckin' mentally wrong with you and you don't know a fuckin' thing about fighting.
>>68753229
i don't care i just want to watch people banging
>>68753255
Because you can't just meet me there after I fly to Allentown
You act like getting to Allentown is unreasonable
The only thing going on here is you're just trying to avoid the fight because you're a pussy, I'm wasting money I actually earned to fly to your shithole just to knock you out, the least you can do for me is get on top of your chicken and ride on down to Allentown
>>68753285
How am i supposed to get there without driving? Thats hours of walking.
Im backing out while telling you to come to easton? Makes sense.
>>68753302
Then drive you fucking pussy or take a taxi
>im backing out while tellingyou to come to easton
You're backing while im telling you to come to allentown after im flying to philly
Youre making an awful lot of excuses for no reason
I'm gonna start a matching making service for internet fights. Too many of these fights never eventuate.
So you register for the service so a third party is trusted with the info, so a pussy cant get your info to fuck with you and not show up to fight. Then mediate time/place for fight. Then if one party pussies out, their name gets publicly shamed.
>>68753314
You're paying for my taxi after i win
>excuses
None made
>>68753331
This
>>68753344
>none made
>b-b-b-but I can't drive!!
>>68753353
My license was taken away, i cant drive.
>>68753362
>letting the government tell you what you can do
Cuck
>>68753369
If i didnt id get
>hurr durr nigger chimping out
You just run your mouth just to get rocked.
>>68753381
Already making excuses
ok instead of arguing about dumb shit, I need an answer for this. This is a serious question, why isnt Charlie Z(The GOAT) /heem/'s official boy. Fuck Schaub and Piana, this guy is heem embodied.
>delusional
>mentally unstable
>talks all kinds of shit online
>doesnt duck anyone(fights guys 50+ pounds heavier)
>trains just enough to compete(yet is the undefeated GOAT and UBF Champion)
>tries to finish every fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK22F4DGAL8
Here he is fighting the undefeated HW champ Deontay Wilder after saying some racist stuff and talking shit about his daughter. He also gives up about 8 inches and 60 pounds and takes it to a decision.
>>68753362
>my license was taken away
>i can't drive
just drive the speed limit, that's not so hard
>>68753390
Where was the excuse?
Im coming to Allentown, but still making excuses?
>>68753344
Fight on the grass, don't want any heemsters cracking their heads open ob concrete
>>68753414
No, you're not
>>68753414
you're not doing sheeit buddeh
>>68753429
We not fighting there Francine, im going to Allentown so he can duck me.
>>68753456
You're not even going to Allentown
>>68753397
why do people do this fake shit, is it to hype their name or something?
>>68753464
What fake shit? There isn't anything fake about Charlie Z.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVCQ8yoMWv0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kf2G6n_HEo
>>68753464
When I said he was mentally unstable I wasnt kidding. He has been going around random LA gyms for years and trying to "spar lightly" where he just tries to knock their head off. Look at this shit with Floyd Mayweather Sr, does this seem like a normal human.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5emWTGtqr8
Here is his actual youtube, he has over 860 videos and uploaded one just a few hours ago.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBUeCI9sgE_dc5JMcfZ3LFg/videos
>>68753267
Hes right you know
I just got to that point in the podcast.
GOAT
post PRIDE webms
>>68753508
>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBUeCI9sgE_dc5JMcfZ3LFg/videos
>Just...
>>68753667
>tfw your boy ended up getting SCHAUBED
sometimes i like to pretend Cro-cop never went to the UFC
>>68753712
forgot webm
>>68753707
holy fucking shit hahaha this video the latest he uploaded he starts punching before the guy has his gloves on and the camera cuts out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygTRE6aT41k
>>68753168
dude that black guy should get disqualified you cant soccer kick
>>68753734
>video starts
>guy says "youre not trying to set me up are you?"
and another win for the champ.
>>68753771
is he, dare i say it, the next julio cesar chavez?
would you ronda's roastie?
Miesha on Conan,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=083bwaXfAOA
>>68753865
should of asked me that question 4 years ago.
isn't she cute?
>THAT'S MY BABY, AND I'M GONNA PROTECT IT
<3
https://youtu.be/083bwaXfAOA
I might actually puke before his rematch with Jon
He's one of my boys and not a wife's son like Wonderboy or a nephew like Barnett
im really nervous
>>68753965
let me puke on that dick Jon
>>68753965
>DC comes out and clips jones with a right and he goes sleep
Ariel on Wonderboy:
"This is the kinda guy that I want to introduce my kids to"
>>68753978
I had a dream he KOed Jon with a spinning elbow in the 2nd
I also dreamed Wonderboy KOed Rory with a headkick in the 2nd
>>68753983
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>68754003
Let your dreams be memes. Watching jones' head clatter off the canvas and go sleep would be ten times more satisfying than ronda
>>68754014
The UFC doesn't even try to hide it
They support it
http://www.rappler.com/sports/by-sport/other-sports/122676-ufc-stephen-thompson-manila-philippines-february
>>68754030
Praise be to kek
>>68754040
I wonder if anyone's ever experienced pain from drinking after taking a liver shot
>>68753712
I think Crocop would kill Schaub in a rematch tbqh, Schaubs chin got obliterated at a faster pace than I've seen any heavyweight in history.
>>68754053
>>68754090
thats what happens when you spar with Carwin on a daily basis.
>>68754107
watching Gracies get keked is always comedy gold
>>68754146
>>68754144
Genki is my boy.
>Explosive and technical grappler
>Power in his kicks and punchs
>Willing to try crazy shit that some how always works.
threadly heeminder
would you /heem/?
>>68754181
>threadly
australia is posting dank webms faggot, never see your flag posting anything of worth, in fact i never see your flag at all
>>68754183
>has to take pills to keep his organs from failing due to steroid use
>>68754189
>>68754181
But I am just posting PRIDE webms for that guy who asked
>>68754214
>this is fucking illegal now
>>68754260
Thats all of my PRIDE webms guys want more?
>>68754298
Those are some next level knees.
>>68754345
Randleman is the biggest case of lost potential in the history of the sport.
The guy didnt even train and he was still kicking ass.
Guys this isnt real is it?
https://www.yahoo.com/news/ufc-reportedly-sold-staggering-4-212558121.html
>>68753667
He was always superior emelianenko
>>68754345
100% genetic freak, that guy was a motherfucker
goodnight sweet prince
>>68754428
>yahoo
get off the internet grandad
>>68753397
>>68753480
Charlie plz go, you dumb fucking diaspora kike. I would heem the shit out of you like Wilder did.
Talking shit quitely on the phone so your mum can't hear you. lmao @ r life, lad
>>68754193
>never see your flag posting anything of worth
I made a meme once, here it is, it's Bisbong vs 'The Spider', geddit...
>watch extended preview ufc 200
>they show dc finishing bigfoot
lmao
whats the chance of bork being natty by just having insane elite genetics
>>68754611
Are there any pics of his father?
>>68753988
CroCop has dad strength
>>68754659
hes clealy huge and the size on his legs too
>>68754670
delet this
>>68754107
Based Genki
![48829d1320698491-young-brock-lesnar-bodybuilder-youngbrock1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/50ncP9F.jpg "48829d1320698491-young-brock-lesnar-bodybuilder-youngbrock1[1]")
>>68754648
couldnt find any but he was already jacked as a teenager
cant even find pics of his kids, if his son is also huge then we couldve concluded something
Are Pride fighters overrated?
>>68754748
100% on the juice in this picture.
>>68754771
when will nicky return to the octagon?
>>68754796
Suspension ends on july 31st right?
>>68754611
zero
and the odds of anyone looking like brock with a truckload of steroids involved is also close to zero
>>68754827
M8 maybe he's mastered myostatin inhibition
>tfw had a dream where Conor show time kicked Nate
>>68754968
R A R E F L A G
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>>68754779
>>68754827
>tfw genetic freaks exist but because steroids are so readily aviable you cant believe anyone
does anyone know this feel, I dont know what to believe anymore
>>68755106
Genetic freak animals like Belgian blue cows are abnormally muscular from birth. Brock was a twig and then started becoming muscular around 16, common age to start steroids.
>>68755150
>comparing cows to humans
>>68755165
Yeah, it's a good comparison. Myostatin works the same in cows and humans.
>>68755106
there's nothing do be confused about, he's a professional athlete so he's obviously on gear
if brock looked like he looks naturally he would be still taking steroids to be even more freakish and powerful
also, there's also more chance of someone being born with a meter long cock than being a natural mutant
>ehhhh. Wory. Shoot for the ehhhhh eminawee
What did he meme by this?
>>68752979
this
straight to dvd fight movies are so fucking cringe
good morning /heem/
Have YOU shaken Chris Weidman's hand?
>>68752916
It does look really good. Brazilians are really good at making movies about the favelas. looks gritty and real. Definitely gonna watch it
>>68752842
>fighters can't even make movie fights look good
Have YOU ever met Chris Weidman?
hes alive to so obviously we have never crossed paths
Ask one of the new UFC owners anything.
lads I can't find my glasses anywhere
>>68755667
Can i have a job?
>>68755203
Do you have a meter long cock, huebro?
>>68755744
Just call them with your phone
why do you guys suck so bad today
>>68755744
I legit feel bad for you right now, lad. I hope you find them.
>>68756119
because I can't find my glasses and the next UFC event is weeks from now
Who bought the UFC?
Who is GSP fighting?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDWCbDygY-w
Dana White making fun of Ariel for crying.
Does dana go to /heem/? he'd fit in perfect with you bastards
>>68756410
haha pussy ass (((Helwani)))
>>68756410
also online video is the evolution of journalism.
>"he's not a journalist, he's a website guy"
WOW NO SHIT
fuckin dana
>>68756410
Based Dana. Helwani is such a wormy jew.
>>68756410
dana is 100% right on this
fuck u jewani
>>68756378
>Who is GSP fighting?
Bisking.
>>68756440
>czechs being antisemitic
wow never would have guessed
>>68756410
HAHA
>throwing a pity party crying on camera
opie
>>68756542
>>68756483
>>68756459
literally not even fight fans
probably don't even have fight pass
>>68756631
>a fukin leaf
>>68756410
>dude your kids are gonna see that for christ's sake
my sides are in orbit
>>68756548
are you suggesting that parentheses are antisemitic?
>>68756631
my post is probably misunderstood, I think ariel is a journalist and dana's definition of a journalist is out of date, old school.
I'm on ariel's side.
>>68756680
>'''''''''''''''journalist'''''''''''''
OK he's not Michael Hastings. He's a piece of shit for breaking that Lesnar news.
Why is the bread so slow?
>>68756410
I understand Danas feelings but I do think he handled Ariel poorly.
>>68756779
morning in clapland and euros are watching euros?
>>68756740
>He's a piece of shit for breaking that Lesnar news.
why?
>>68756740
t. obeast.
>>68756798
Euros not on for another 5 bongs
>>68756821
one bong lad
>>68756410
You just know it was Heyman that told Ariel about Brock.
>>68756410
Both dana and ariel are huge cunts in this situation...
ariel for spoiling the news and crying and dana for kicking esther out and giving out lifetime bans and shit...
if ariel damaged the brand / spoiled business relationships or whatever like dana is saying, just sue him for damages...
>>68756410
i generally dont like dana, but he's on point
/heem/ actually does have a shitpile of shitty non fight fans now that I think about it
>>68756801
imagine that promo with bork on it popping out of nowhere, the hype wouldve been insane
>>68756928
leaf pls
>>68756944
bork is going to get slept by mark hunt though
isn't he like nearly 50?
>>68756987
he's 4 years younger than mark
>>68756944
yeah to see that promo out of nowhere is a lot more exciting than that faggot posting it on twitter
>>68757021
>implying mark hasn't lied about his age
>>68757029
ariel shouldn't have done what he did, but dont act like you've never watched his interviews
how will her fight with rose go?
>>68757029
>>68757063
if you don't want to hear mma news before it's announced, don't follow mma journalists on twitter holy shit boys lol
>>68753965
>cormier
>my boy
>>68757087
>this is a 10 in eastern europe
>>68757063
never said i didnt m8 i actually like ariel but hes still a faggot for being a bitch and crying
>>68757087
rose in 1st by rnc
>>68756410
>STEAL from the FANS, dude
hahahaha nobody actually buys this do they?
>>68757109
>/sp/ in one image
>>68756944
HEY RETARD
99% of the ppl who saw that promo aren't following Ariel on twitter, it was for casuals, Ariel serves hardcores.
>>68757170
don't care what dana says ariel is a cunt for doing it
>>68757226
>don't care what dana says
yes you do, because you wouldn't have an issue with Ariel if Dana didn't. You're literally all the same.
>>68757087
Is that a cyst?
>>68757109
Jon...
>>68756410
fucking Based Dana
>>68757279
dont buy into this meme czechbro
>>68756410
I'm so sick of Helwani's bullshit.
>muh fighter union
>muh fighter pay
I wish he would go be a communist somewhere else.
the iteration of /heem/ memes
>arianny sheikh shitposting
>schaubposting
>conor shitposting
>/ngannou/
and finally
>jon-posting
very nice
>>68757388
too late
>>68756410
Dana is my fucking hero. I'm glad he ripped that slimy jew.
>>68757279
>if i want to make jon cum 100 times then im going to make jon cum 100 times!!
>>68757486
>Dana is my fucking hero.
nice nice, very good, worker bee
the amount of people in these threads that love to side with an insane oligarch is scary
>>68757428
homosex detected.
go back to /v/ fag
>>68757212
Youre seriously defending that piece of shit kike?
Whats wrong with you?
>>68757559
it was the 'Dana is my hero' part, mostly
>>68757521
Well youre a pathetic low income bitch so your opinion matters to literally no one.You know that right?
Go suck Ariel circumsized jew dick, pussy.
>>68756928
Yeah, shitty non fight fans that made 6 posts predicting a Rory blowout and telling us all how we would see
Adan "Shitskin" Mohamed, pls go
>>68757593
Huh? You made that comment before the "dana is my hero" comment.
Fight Companion highlights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myj4Zor8d8w
Wish dude included the part at the end of Bosse/ Oconnell
>>68757668
>Bosse/ Oconnell
FOTN tbqh family
>>68757623
Oh, yeah, I was saying Dana is full of shit, basically
>sage northcutt still a -325 favorite
>>68757852
he's fighting some bum from TUF Latin America. he should be the favorite.
>>68757913
i ain't touching that shit at -325
>>68753003
>>68753017
Obviously Manhoef
>>68757852
>world karate champion facing someone who is such a literal who that sherdog doesn't have their vital stats
k
You now remember Henry Cejudo
>>68757932
Post your betting slip.
>>68757992
Literally Ce who though
>>68757932
>World karate champion
kek
>conor mcgregor the favorite against diaz
>>68757932
>world karate champion
Karate... Heh, that's funny.
>>68758074
its fixed for mckekor to win, ufc will pay nate millions to take a fall so they can get the conor hype train up and running again
>>68758115
>nate agreeing to lose on purpose to conor
lmao
VAI UH MORRER
>>68758115
>>68758149
implying we won't see a 3rd fight if mcgoober wins.
>>68758149
nate is probably the only fighter in the entire UFC to actually claim to not want to fight and not enjoy fighting and literally only does it for more money
if he had the opportunity to be the champ for 1M or take a fall for 2M he'd take the fall, he does not give a fuck about fighting bud, he doesn't even like it
>>68758149
nate only cares about money, he'd probably tell everyone he took a fall a few years later to troll conor and dana
>>68758304
lol the ufc would have to be literally retarded to even suggest it to nate
he'd tweet out that the niggas at the ufc just offered him money to take a dive in 5 minutes
>listen young man: you aint gonna get close to the dick with that technique, let me show you how i got jon's juicy goodness
>>68758359
if the UFC sat down with Nate and told him that if he takes a dive he'll be rich and him and Nick can retire and if he doesn't neither of them will ever fight again he will take the dive lol
>>68758375
i hate this meme
>>68758304
This ignores all future earnings as a result of being a champ/beating the UFC's biggest draw twice, which is stupid
>>68758405
me too buddeh, its on the same level as ngannou and hendrix's steaks
>>68758405
>i hate this meme
>>68758405
>>68758430
>dc is their boy
>>68758491
i'm neutral
>>68758430
>tfw you are as gay as cormier...or maybe i am cormier?
>>68758491
he isnt, its just a shite meme
someone post nick webm's pls
>>68753168
>Shooting for a takedown from that far away
kid was asking for it
>>68758578
>>68753173
idk why the ufc cut baldanado either, guaranteed spicy banger every fight hes in
>>68758405
Cormier is directly responsible for it.
>>68758578
>>68758387
>>68758304
>>68758353
You guys are fucking morons for thinking the UFC would EVER approach a fighter about taking a dive.
>>68758729
kek
>when you tired of waiting on jon's dick
>>68758516
That means youre Team DC.
>>68758765
You're a fucking moron for thinking the UFC would NEVER approach a fighter about taking a dive.
>"Playing with your dick Jon, Is like playing with my emotions!"
AHH CHANDLER HELP HES TRYING TO SUCK MY DICK
>"They said, 'Daniel, what do you want?," I said 'I want the easiest dick in the division. I want to suck off Ryan Bader.' Just give me that nut right now, Bader... The fuck outta here Ryan, this my nut now."
>>68758856
>ufc appraoches fighter about taking dive
>fighter tells them to fuck off, takes to the media
>ufc reputation destroyed overnight
You're really naive and really stupid for needing me to explain that.
>>68759088
>implying the UFC don't have the money, legal team, and various resources to make a fighter's life hell if they were to take it to the media, let alone corner them into accepting such a deal.
Please tell me how that Zuffa dick tastes. I'm DYING to know.
>>68759088
the ufc would threaten to perma heem them if they said a word to anyone
what memes have i missed in the last 2 days? Been in France for divegrass.
>>68759229
>>68759207
>fighter goes to US government and media saying the UFC also threatened to kill them
>>68759288
Rory is kill
Alvey-Theorodeau was FOTN
>>68759229
>>68759207
Easy to spot the low income losers on /heem/, they have the dumbest comments.
Can you pathetic pieces of nothing stay on /r/mma?
Is Tristar a meme camp?
>>68759387
yes
>>68759288
brawldanado vs fedor
>when the cans fight back
also rory with i think 3 rolling leg lock attempts
bosse vs the other cunt was pretty spicy
>>68759387
No, but it's not as good as everyone says it is
Post underrated camps
>Kings MMA
>Syndicate MMA
No need to lose any more sleep lads, I found my glasses
Beneil Dariush is Top 5 LW material and his loss to Chiesa was a fluke
>>68756410
should have stuck with his guns and banned that kike for life
>>68759554
Agreed. And I think he should have maintained the ban on all mmafighting staff. Let them know that youre only as good as the company you keep. A slimy, backstabbing jew is not good company.
>>68759437
>Syndicate MMA
who
>>68759707
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/5/24/11764792/flying-under-the-radar-syndicate-mma-john-wood-is-one-of-the-sports-best-kept-secrets-ufc
>>68759835
>not a single ranked fighter
great camp bro
>Being this empty since Mcgregor's fall
>To need him so bad to lit inner fire and to be able to enjoy this meme sport and life itself once again
>>68756410
Holy shit
How come the old Dana has come back? He hasn't pulled this stuff in a long while. He hasn't talked shit in ages, I might even listen to this podcast. He's saying something similar to what Rogan said, it'd have been nice if this was a big surprise.
He sounds really pissed, I just find it a real big shame that this had such a negative impact of 199 as a whole. Dana couldn't even put the belt on Cruz? Couldn't really enjoy Bisping winning the title because of all this commotion
lads the links to tfatk3d and callen's special arent working
halp pls
>>68760020
who is tom lawlor
>>68760091
check reddit
>>68759835
At least they have Khalil Rountree
also based Mike Pyle
>>68760116
an unwashed fellow who is not currently ranked top 15
>>68760129
I dont even know what a reddit is. you guys seem obsessed about it
Who has worse stand-up, Rogan or Callen?
>>68760576
callen doesn't even fight...
Fight Valley (2016) (1.64GB)
>This is the best rip available atm. Good enough for webms.
>This link protects the Mega.nz link. It's not malware on a way to monetize the link you retards.
http://liens.free-telechargement.org/144m1
>>68759360
Wow that webm makes me cringe. What the fuck was he doing? That half-hearted leg kick that misses by a mile...
Is brendon schaub actually ducking rich piano?
>>68761038
Theodorou is a bitchboy, I was hoping Alvey would push his shit in
Anyone else checked out that UFC Lab on Fightpass? What the fuck is up with it being completely in Portuguese? In theory it should be cool but after the first episode im not sure. Especially seeing as the second episode is featuring none other than Betch Cohaya.
I'll skip to the Frank Murr one i guess.
Hey man did you guys also have to deal with so much rage quitters in UFC2? Its annoying cause my Internet connection always breaks up too whenever someone quit.Dont enter the octagon if you are not ready
>>68761329
Wasn't able to watch any of the fights that night. Only one I've watched is Wonderboy/Rory. Is Alvey/Theodorou worth watching?
>>68761421
Maybe your shitty internet is making them quit, its annoying as fuck to play with laggy shitters.
Can we honestly say that giving women the right to vote was a good idea?
>>68761471
Nah they get ko and quit
>>68761453
Fuck no it was garbage. Watch the O'Connell vs Bosse fight. Easily the best fight of the whole night.
>>68761453
I haven't even watched Wonderboy/Rory yet, so I can't tell you. Calderwood/Leatueaiert, Cowboy/Cote and Bosse/O'Connell seem to be the fights to watch though
we need some fresh memes up in here
>>68761502
oh, you still got the win though right? Or does them disconnecting make you have to restart the game?
>>68761528
Basically this
>>68761421
I was having that issue for a while. Now, my game just crashes if I try to play online at all.
>>68761453
Alvey/Theodorou was the worst fight on the card
>>68761528
listen to this guy
>>68761576
Well if they quit im get the win but i have to restart my xbox because to connection get lost
They are right you know...
>>68761453
Beal-Soto is underrated.
>>68761609
Thats what kinda pisses me off about these games, outside of small additions to the rosters there's almost no support a few months after release. EA really does not give a shit.
>>68761657
Why are all journalists cucks
who /CALDERWOOD/ here?
>>68761657
>Men
>Men
Pick one
>>68761657
>nu-males threatened by masculinity and success
>>68761657
>>68761657
Are mma """""reporters"""""" in a contest to see who's the weakest bitch?
>>68761657
holy cuck
>>68761657
How do such soft, sensitive people wind up writing about a blood sport?
>>68761778
HERE
>>68761644
So who's the real loser of that fight?
>>68761657
Robin Black was right again
>>68761874
Honestly baffling isn't it.
I question if they're actually even interested in the sport itself
Conor loses to Nate. Lorenzo sells the UFC.
>>68761939
? did he call someone out for something like this
>>68761657
is this real
>>68761961
I suspect they were just too shitty to make it in established sports writing avenues and decided they could slightly outreport fuckin' CagePotatoe.
>>68762004
he called Ariel Helwani a taxi.
>>68762004
He basically said journalists are fags and should be lynched on a tree
>>68761912
Not me buddy while we speak i had another ragequitter.fuck onlinegames man.some one here on xbox 1 playing UFC2 i need a opponent
>>68762077
Those were his exact words as i recall
so firas zahabi is actually a muzzie I thought he was a christian
I don't follow other sports very closely, but there is no way your typical football writer is a SJW cuck who mostly complains about Reebok.
>>68762195
If you have the first EA UFC for PS4 I'll fight you but only if you stand and bang like a gentleman.
Welp, Co-Main Event podcast now exclusively the Reddit ant-UFC mouthpiece. Fuckin' kill me.
>>68762330
No, most journalists are cucks in some way
>>68762380
nah bro only xb1
>>68762403
That's a fucking bummer. I only listened to half last week's episode causeI didnt wanna hear them whine about helwani.
>>68762403
havent listened to the latest episode, was boring when they complained about Helwani.
>>68762195
>>68762380
Shit, i got UFC 2 on PS4. We really need to get on the same page around here
>>68762511
>>68762526
First 15 minutes of this one is all about Reebok and shit.
>>68762330
many journalists all over are pretty shitty sensitive fgts. they like to dish out but cant take shit themselves
>>68756410
>crying on camera
>your family is going to see that
what did he mean by this?
>>68762642
its forever on the internet. its not like he did it in some fucking backstageroom or anything you know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
>>68754945
that cow is on steroids
>>68762551
Scatch that, first half hour is all Reddit bullshit. Heavy Hands podcast is the only good one left.
>>68760997
Is this porn?
>>68761657
KEK
>>68762863
>jim breuer
Is he the DUDE WEEDest JRE guest?
>>68758765
>You guys are fucking morons for thinking the UFC would EVER approach a fighter about taking a dive.
you're fucking retarded if you think Randy didn't take a dive vs Brock bud seriously lmao
>>68762030
robin black is bangbus
>>68762973
If the ARYFKM is reddit I'll drop that podcast I swear to god.
>>68756410
WEW
Dana "Light every Jew up" Whitte
>>68763063
this guy is stoned af isnt he?
If I Did It
>>68762403
>now
looks like someone didnt read Fowlkes when he was at MMAfighting
>>68763453
>Reading
Kek
>>68763482
He's always been one of the best writers in the MMAsphere, no Meltzer, but still damn good, the podcast is ok
>>68763543
Link me to some good articles.
>>68763619
Gladly
http://www.mmafighting.com/2012/5/4/2998733/a-tale-of-two-diaz-brothers
>>68762863
Shit man joe is redpilled as fuck
Who /xwt/ here? Just grabbed the UFC HW title fights torrent. Holy shit there's so much comedy gold here.
>this is considered a good stoppage
Two question however.
How come no one ever bring up Maurice Smith?
Did you he do something to the UFC at the time or is he just lame and not worth mentioning?
>>68763072
Don't forget this classic too
>>68763729
Gimme an invite m8
https://twitter.com/StreetFighter/status/745300481312882688
....
How much money could Rory make if he went to Bellator?
>>68761657
What did they mean by this?
>>68764362
that its 2016 and its time to stop being a bigot
>page 4
wtf is this shit
>"Anybody seen Brendan?!"
After UFC gets sold what's next best thing?
>>68765072
Still the UFC by a landslide, possibly even moreso than now
Next best promotion overall is ONE, followed by Lellator and EFN
>>68765105
add RIZIN to the "followed by" list
>>68765119
If I pull that off, will you die?
>mfw I realized Rothwell is going to KO Werdum, Stipe, Fedor, Cain, and JDS, in that order
>>68765072
UR Fight
>UFC gets sold
>Rogan doesn't renew contract
>Does fight companions for every PPV
>Schaub, Edgy Brah, Callen, Rogan every PPV
fucking hype
>>68756410
SAVAGE
>>68763729
Josondo-esque in his demeanor is Abbott, Joe
>>68753965
DC can do it. Can't fucking wait. DC is a legit good dude and certified goof. Heem Jones for us pls DC
>>68764754
>not just going to http://4chan.org/sp/heem
>>68765290
Werdum made a complete ass of himself last fight. He absolutely won't get caught like that in the next one. He'll play it as safe as humanly possible.
>>68765482
>>Does fight companions for every PPV
The last two FC I watched they kept going off on tangents while the fights were happening. Especially that stupid fuck Bravo with his dumb fucking conspiracy theories.
>>68765290
>>rothwell KOing anything after his striking got exposed after that JDS loss
>>68765854
He will do not worry. And after that you'll see Jon snaps hard at the press conference, throwing chairs and insulting journalist
>>68766137
his KO power is still there m8
>>68765482
Meh most of the time theyre not even paying attention to the fights.
>>68755516
City of God is an excellent Brazilian movie.
>>68763750
someone explain this
>>68765290
>Fedor
also, he's not beating Stefano
>>68766120
>The last two FC I watched they kept going off on tangents
have you only watched the last two? because that happens on all of them
>>68766120
>implying this isn't what happens every fight companion
196er detected
>>68766382
Hard to KO someone when they're looking to go to the ground all the time.
>>68766137
Rothwell's striking got exposed by Arlovski too. Oh, and every good striker he's ever fought. Rothwell is a garbage fighter.
>>68766137
JDS is the only guy in the division who can box that way. They're not going to be able to take advantage of that blueprint. Werdum has the best shot given his great jab.
>>68766071
That's not really how Cordiero fighters operate. Beneil Dariush got caught sleeping by Chiesa and came out like a madman against Vick. Werdum is going to try and take Rothwell's head off.
>>68766718
m8 what are you talking about Rothwell is a defensive genius
>>68766797
I think how he managed to trick people into thinking he was worth a shit as a fighter was pretty genius.
>>68766523
Only watched the last two for whatever reason. Not a fan of Rogan's podcasts in general, though I like his fight commentary. Which is why I don't understand why someone is hyped for this FC.
>>68766868
yeah its really just a podcast the extent of actual commentary is "X fighter is a MOTHER FUCKER" and they all agree.
>>68766868
DUDE
CHEMTRAILS CIA CONSPIRACY BIG BLACK WEED DICK
LMAO
>>68766978
Except podcasts generally have a central point. Fight companions are a bunch of high and tipsy retards talking about dumb shit for 5 hours.
>Yoel Romero beat Jacare Souza
>>68767792
dont say that dammit
>>68756779
Unironically because I'm busy during summer.
>>68761778
>>68761893
scottishfu
>>68761543
be the change you wanna see conor
Who /r/MMA here
>Can I be a meme?
>>68768258
>only investigative journalism is journalism
love this meme
Will MMA ever be as popular as Football, Baseball, or Basketball?
where do i watch this new podcast with jim norton and matt serra? i cant find it on fightpass
>>68768440
the fuck is that serra's shirt... "fight for yours ufc"
I'm in the changing rooms watching him warm up, putting him thru motions. Remembering doing this in sports halls in Dublin. Realisation hitting me we're preparing to go out and test ourselves against the world's p4p no.1 on the biggest stage in the fight capital of the world to a sold out crowd to be watched by over a million on ppv. Commission come in and tell us its go time. Whoops and cheers go around the warm up room. Conor leads the charge out of the changing rooms, I pick up bucket and run behind him. Commissioners, team of camera men, team of security, UFC crew shouting orders. It's chaos as we charge down the hall towards the curtain. The entourage stops. We're waiting for our signal to walk. Conor has tricolour draped over his shoulders. He's shadow boxing and telling everyone within ear shot that he's got too many skills, moves to fast and is about to make history. Owen, artem and I watch on silently, now oblivious to the +10 strong team around us getting ready for the walk. Arena goes silent, sinead starts to sing. Conor moving around says "cmon sinead, sing me into battle.
This face Dana makes is unsettling to me
>>68768585
Director shouts at us to line up and starts counting down from 5. 5! I start bouncing around on my feet 4! Moment of doubt creeps in 3! Passes and replaced with feeling of strength 2! I feel nauseous 1! GO GO GO!! curtains pull back, lights come on and starts to walk with nearly 20,000 going crazy. I take a deep breath and follow.
Time to Win or Learn.
>>68768467
hopefully not, normies ruin everything
>>68768566
It says "fight UFC for yours". It is a commentary on fighter pay and encouraging fighters to unionize.
>>68768653
is this for real or is it a meme, I can't tell
>>68768700
kek
Looks like these upcoming bangers might have some extra spice.
what did she mean by this?
Can we honestly say that giving women equal political power in society was a good move?
Lads are there any MMA games on SNES?
>>68768824
What does this have to do with MMA?
>>68768700
They'll never get organized enough to do it, there's no comradery amongst fighters. That and you have tards thatll fight for scraps.
>>68768258
Ariel thinks what he did is equivalent to Edward Snowden or Julian Assange. In reality, it's more like he leaked the lineup for a reality show before the channel announced it. Then he went on a "pity party" because Dana and the UFC did exactly what Ariel was doing, and acted in their best interests.
The same thing would happen in Divegrass, but those journalists work for actual newspapers who would tell them that repeatedly leaking information, against the wishes of a large source of original content, was an extremely stupid thing to do
RUSSELL BRAND ON JRE
JOEROGAN.LIVE
JOEROGAN.LIVE
JOEROGAN.LIVE
>>68768874
Who cares
>>68768874
This should be hilarious
>>68768833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdfovUeBN5Q
>>68768874
currently watching fighter and the kid so no
>>68768903
The memes. The memes care.
why is rich piana a meme in heem
>you now remember Anthony Pettis
>>68768924
based
>>68768930
kill yourself my man
>>68768994
Some autists can't get the hang of memeing so they are attempting brute force and recycling other boards stuff.
>>68768994
Someone just started forcing him really hard for some reason
>>68768784
>jon....i want that dick nice and hydrated
>>68769093
>i take pictures with words very seriously
>>68769172
Image macros?
>>68769215
NEW
new
>>68769146
>>68769146
>>68769146
>>68769253
BTFO
>>68769236
lol shitty OP
>>68769253
Use this thread and make the American have an anxiety attack
>>68768847
MMA is a product of society and womens' suffrage kills society.
>>68768865
>malaysia literally understands this
why can't you?
>>68769307
nevar forget american tryhard
>>68769482
kek
>>68769482
a fucking leaf
>>68769000
who is that again
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