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Abdul's tear Edition.
>>68639165
Does anyone live in literal caves there?
Just curious about life in africa
>>68639244
The indians(natives not the asian ones) lived in huts, when the slaves escaped the indians taught them how to build huts etc.
Then came the white devil and he taught us to build houses
Currently in the interior people do live in wooden houses and huts.
On the coast we live in houses
>>68639351
>answering this question seriously
>>68639351
>and he taught us to build houses
So you actually do know how to build houses now? then why still live in huts built from dried shit and bits of wood?
>>68639351
>being such a shit civilization you need to pick up basics from native murrkans
>>68639397
hc pls we have nothing else to talk about
>>68639427
i dont think you understand. its not possible to build houses in the interior because of the rainforest. Except if you clear a big area and find a way to get brass tacks etc
>>68639412
we dont yd you know it
Steam summer sale next week, may pick up FM16. Odds are i'll only get time to play it at weekends though and I'll likely start as an EPL team as I'm a filthy casual now and haven't played an FM since 2013.
>>68639515
I meant the slaves who needed to lrn2hut from natives
unless you mean some specific jungle hut
>Tomorrow only two games both at 22
Finally time for FM
>>68639351
>Currently in the interior people do live in wooden houses and huts.
>>68639515
>we dont
??????????????????????
Who /drinkingalone/ here?
>>68639570
id like to see them try and build the huts their ancestors build in a fucking desert, in a rainforest m8
Its a special type of jungle hut with the leaves
>>68639601
>dried shit and bits of wood
yeah those are not wooden houses or huts, they dont use dried stuff
The live in the huts because it would be crazy expensive to bring cement and stuff you need to build house to the interior m8, only big mining companies build those in the interior for their staff
>>68639571
They are at 20:00, need to check your clock
Eternal /trb/: Suriname 101 Edition
>barca @cuIegirI
>Shoutout to Lionel Messi, who despite being in a completely different continent, has had a better Euro than Cristiano Ronaldo.
mfw
>>68639985
thanks hc
>>68640063
She isn't wrong
>>68640063
tbf, Emile Heskey has had a better Euro than Ronaldo
>>68640063
You're welcome, bb.
>>68640129
>farca fans
>ever right
top kek nigel, pls take your medication
>>68640151
but heskey is a legend of the english game
>mfw friends of my parents are over and I cant go to the living room
>>68640151
Has Ronaldo ever scored against Germany in munich?
>she keeps sending me snapchats of her hanging out with some guy
Women are fucking pure evil. Might consider uninstalling this latest patch and go back to not giving a shit.
>>68640332
>cucked remotely
Norway truly is ahead of everyone else
>>68640332
Mitch pls.
>>68640332
ouch bud just block her man it'll help
>>68640433
>>68640522
It's not like I'm dating her or anything, it's just one of those things where she probably knows, and is completely aware of what she's doing to me, but just doesn't give a flying fuck. It's like she's screaming fuck you into my face. Blocking her would just be weird though, I don't have any justification to do that and It'll just make me look like a jealous twat.
I live in the Spanish Gardens Building on Calle Nueva in Madrid on the 11th floor. My name is Cristiano Ronaldo. I'm 31 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
There is an idea of CR7, some kind of abstraction, but in the Portugal kit there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you and maybe you can even sense that I have some semblance of skill on the pitch: I simply am not there.
>>68640657
>fucking another guy
>not a reason to block her if you are not friends
m8....
>>68640657
>I don't have any justification to do that and It'll just make me look like a jealous twat.
holy shit how fucking cucked are you?
>>68640661
Alright, thanks Cristiano
>>68640657
if ur not dicking her then ur not getting what u want from her, stop trying to force it before it makes u upset in the long run
>>68640684
We are friends, though. Never been anything more than that, I just got to know her and she seemed bretty interested straight away, and then this dude came out of nowhere and I'm in the cuckshed.
>>68640694
If this makes you feel bad Norway remember that this man tried to seduce a literal whale and got made fun of by her for his trouble
>>68640806
do you still want to be friends and get snapchats of the dude she is fucking m8?
fucking tell her you got no interest in seeing that shit or just dont be >friends with her.
I will literally never get this. all the female friends of my know they shouldnt come to me with that shit
>>68640806
don't take advice from strangers on the internet mate, especially not from Mitch (clueless 19 year old) or Morzi (bitter Eastern European whose life only goes backwards).
If you just wanted to get attention and derai the thread yu succeeded though.
>>68640824
>>68640900
Grumpy Morz BTFO
>>68640824
what about you, Grenny? :^)
http://pastebin.com/SEdGfJ7J
>>68640801
so getting cucked is not wrong as long as you dip into those soggy seconds?
>>68640900
Yeah sorry about that, it's all about letting someone know how I feel for once. I don't really have any friends to talk about this type of shit because it's cringy, so I just decided to let /trb/ know because you seem to like these things.
>>68640953
>Italy will never make as much spaghetti as grennie dropped that night
>>68640953
I romanticized a girl I half knew, moved on and got further gfs since and one rn
I didn't Skype her unsolicited in a blanket telling her how horny I was while she pasted it all for laughs
>>68640994
einar is that you?
>>68640661
Good effort, i liked it
>>68640953* Georgie ([email protected]) has joined
<Grenville> does it work?
<Georgie> At last
<Nige> Hello there
<Georgie> And I have to go soon.
<Georgie> Hahahah
<Grenville> took a while but we got there
<Nige> Well nice to meet you at least
<ladford> Hello
<lelzig> this is where gren realises he has nothing to say
>lelzig
>>68640953
*wraps himself in a blanket*
*video-calls Caitlin*
<Georgie> No, I have a feeling I'll never guess who you are, regardless of how many clues you give me.
<Grenville> really?
<Georgie> yes.
<Grenville> why's that
<Nige> Pity
<lelzig> he isn't memorable
Holy shit I'm dying over here, thank you so much for posting this again morzi
>>68641184
>tfw still in contact with her from time to time
>>68641431
king probably is as well
>>68641576
Are you in contact with PHJ? I mean, that's the closest you've gotten to getting laid besides sniffing your sister's panties
>>68641646
wew
>>68641576
Who cares
>>68641646
Hi Tom
>tfw killed the thread
>>68644420
It was doomed from the start
>>68644494
it's what happens when the thread's dedicated to Abdul
>Ronaldo will realise he is complete dogshit when not surrounded by world class players
>He will retire from internationals after this tournament to focus on his club career
>Getting a rest every summer will allow his career to carry on for another 6 years
I was looking forward to him burning the fuck out and having to retire at 33 after turning to total shit
>>68644955
He already is burning out and you can see it in his workrate.
anyone want me to stream the fa cup final again
What kind of specs would I need to effectively run the game with all the leagues loaded and a large database?
>>68645312
A quantum computer. And I'm dead serious.
>>68645312
A next gen graphics card
>>68645312
Every single league?
>>68645247
sure y not
>>68645549
thanks butters i'm live now for u <3
>>68645312
A good single core cpu, hyperthreading doesn't matter.
Holy cat is wrong, fm is not gpu or ram intensive.
A good cpu and 4gb ram is plenty. Don't even need a dedicated gpu.
>Venezlela
>>68645247
>again
I thought you weren't realoding it?
>captcha asks to select street signs
>photo is of a mailbox
don't think we have to worry about google taking over the world any time soon
>>68645490
All the leagues normally available with maybe an extra one or two loaded as well (namely the J-League).
>>68645919
>not using legacy captcha
just type a few numbers. ez pz
>>68645950
>(namely the J-League)
you mean the >user db-izer?
>>68645991
I'm used to using a mouse for captcha
the only sucky ones are the "select until all of X are gone"
>>68645919
nah i got into the final 2 seasons in a row somehow
>>68645683
He's talking about loading up all the league though. With large database.
Not even the Broadwell-E could run that.
>>68646093
Literally I've done it, and it's fine as long as you're not playing on a 2004 thinkpad.
>>68646042
they gave me nightmares
I need help with my fantasy team lads.
I have money to spend on a midfielder and I've narrowed it down to either Özil or Payet. I think Payet's probably going to do something, but there's always the chance that Norn Iron go a goal down then get absolutely BTFO when they go chasing the game and expose themselves, with Özil being a big part of that. Opinions?
>Player complains over lack of starts
>Start him some times
>Player complains over lack of starts
>start him in 80% of games
>Player is tired of broken promises
Fuck you, you're training with the U18s.
>losing to watford
>>68646300
Germany won't do as well as they could this tournament, they don't have a true striker or anyone to take a goalscoring threat from midfield, Gomez is past it, Götze isn't fit, and Müller doesn't work as the primary target.
Ozil, Schurrle, and Lahm are all trying to make plays with no to pass the ball to.
>>68646659
>lahm
I wish he was mate, I wish he was
>losing two finals in a row
I'm doing pretty good, in my opinion.
I even won my last match!
>>68646967
>tfw you get promoted too early
Gonna be in the Championship for a while if I even survive this year
>>68646300
See >>68646659
I don't know where Germany's goals are coming from. Müller seems like the best shout but he's been anonymous so far and the Euros aren't his tournament.
>Buy 2 youth team players from Man U for 10 mil that will never see playing time
>3 seasons later sell them back to Man U for 50 mil each
>They literally can't get on the field
sup lads
>>68648341
what is up
>>68648341
bofa
>>68648341
ola george
>>68648476
bofa deez nuts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PMGjn_d130
>>68647065
>Buy Hazard Brother
>Becomes cocky cunt
>sell to P$G
>He Issues a come and get me
>Don't.
>Penaldo
ahahahahahaha
>Univision has aired a full page disclaimer before the Mexico v Chile game about how you may hear inappropriate and hurtful language
>Mexicans
>People
>Univision in charge of handling the bantz
>>68651811
eeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy
PUTOOOOOOOOO
JUST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaJnuCfuAgw
Guess this is a match we should watch
>>68652104
At least they're real monarchs.
>>68639647
But Anon, my assman is right here.
>>68652104
>Real Salt Lake
>Autistic Meth County chicanos
Sounds autistic enough to me.
>these thunderous PUTOS
nice
>>68652566
>Chicanos getting BTFO
nice.
A L E X I S
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SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY
>Mexican'ts
PUTO
LMAO
EHHHHHHHHHHHH LMAO
>MEXIPUTOS
Cuatro a cero
IT KEEPS HABBENING
AAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
no but really mexico should kill those cbs
>>68656538
Cinco a cero*
lel
>>68657066
Osorio can go suck a million dicks.
>Rotating the goalkeepers
>Not playing Marquez
>Playing Lozano (Who was having a breakthrough tournament) on the wrong wing and taking him out instead of Tecatito "Workrate 0" Corona
>Playing Jimenez on the wing
>Has never repeated a single squad
>>68657528
Klinnsman started that this tournament. It's worked pretty well for him.
>Ehhhhhh PUTO
>At Ochoa
>The drug infested subhuman shithole of Mexico
>Shouting Puto at your own keeper
>>68657670
This has been going on since Osorio took over and just didn't show so harshly because they were playing against real minnows, players got cocky, no squad building at all. What a mess.
They keep playing as if they had Haiti in from of them, oh lord.
I CANT BREATHE FUCKING LOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>68658416
>LOOOOOOOOOOOL
>bean of small stature
>Mexico getting sent back home from Texas
>this run
Gonna save it la
>Me6-0
>Seventh heaven for Chile!
ITS HAPPENING
>>68659546
>Me7-0
>the stream i was watching changes the channel
>the first goal i've scored in three games
we're gonna find a way
https://twitter.com/ussoccer/status/744379642333671424
>Be American
>Banter
Truly an inspiring performance from this Mexico team. To play like that and call yourselves professionals is quite the achievement.
>>68660771
Absolutely disgusting.
>>68660771
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY PU70
>Yids
>>68662852
WIth Jews you Lose.
Absolute meme magic everywhere right now lids beautiful
>>>/pol/77770000
lads
>>68663095
Scenes
>entire team transfer listed
oh dear
>>68663211
Sounds about right for McDons
>>68659758
Underrated post.
drew 5 of last 6 games of the season but we did it. tried our hardest to choke
>Mexico
>Ronaldo
This weekend keeps on giving.
>>68665412
Ronaldo didnt even get a good run tbqh
>>68665412
All we need is for Slovakia to anally ravage England and I can die a full and happy man
>>68665487
He got to kick a penalty though.
>>68665553
As meme of the month I mean
>>68665540
tfw hoping for Welsh and Icelandic wins
I was hoping they could pull it off.
>>68666149
What happened in the QFs?
>>68666335
Fielded a second-choice team. Board didn't really care about it though.
>tfw you play your wonderkid in int'l cup
>tfw your player breaks his leg
I want to fucking die. I just lost a cup final and then lost the league by 1 point. Choke on last day 2nd place finish, to the team we lost the cup to (Vitesse).
Same exact thing as with Newcastle. 2nd place finish choke on last day.
Same exact thing as with Swansea. 2nd place finish.
I'm never going to win anything.
This is death.
BANGLADESH STRONK
>the respective cities of germany and holland
is it too late for
>mex7c0
>>68667746
>Iceland/Greece
I wonder who can out-anti-football who.
>>68667757
It's never too late
Speaking of >Greece and >Neverlands...
>HJK
Perennial chokers.
>>68667782
it's 2004 all over again
>>68668696
Not sure how to feel about this.
>retired from international football at 23
There has to be more than this, right.
>>68668909
Didnt want to get railed every time he represented his country
>>68668909
He probably had to play in Turkey at some point and they killed his family. He never wanted to go through that again.
>>68668941
>>68669024
>hadn't played an international match in four years
>six caps by 19
>as a Cameroonian-born Armenian
I'm so confused.
>>68669037
>Pyunik FC submitted the case to FIFA Dispute Resolution Chamber, which the DRC passed a decision on 4 April 2007 and sent the decision to the parties on 3 August, which Edel was ordered to pay Pyunik US$15,000.[2] He also claimed he was forced to naturalise during the court trial as an excuse to leave the country in 2005.
Apparently forced to become Armenian citizen
>>68669108
Oh my...
>>68669108
So Eastern Europe being Eastern Europe then, eh.
welp, that job's mine
>late winner saves HJK from third
Chokers. All of them.
>>68669347
>canada getting to host the world cup before australia
I'd cry
>>68669489
2026 m8. Believe it.
don't be shy with the (You)'s lads
Hellstrom wishes he was me.
>>68669582
Hyuk hyuk hyuk!
>won a triple last season
>won at least one trophy for 7 seasons straight
>the city of Giggs
Neat.
>>68670311
He's done it again!
top lel
>>68670926
>2018: England
>>68670942
good effort, australia
>>68670982
>being this close to an all-CONCACAF final hosted in CONCACAF
I'm a little bummed out.
>>68668909
>>68669167
>There have been recurring accusations since 2009 that Édel is living under an assumed identity, that he is in fact five years older than his reported age and his real name is Ambroise Beyaména.[14][15] If the allegations were proved true and the player was found guilty, he could be sentenced to prison. Meanwhile, if false documents were lodged with the game's French and European governing bodies, Paris Saint-Germain risked losing their last two wins against Sevilla and Arles-Avignon. They could also face expulsion from the European competition, demotion from the top tier of French football and heavy fines.[16] Paris Saint-Germain, in partnership with Goom Radio, officially launched their own numerical radio station, the first ever dedicated to a Ligue 1 football club, which is also available over the internet.[17] Paris Saint-Germain goalkeeper Apoula Edel was acquitted of possessing fake documents by the French police as his passport was found to be genuine. As a result, UEFA rejected Sevilla's appeal to have their Europa League defeat to Paris Saint-Germain overturned.[18] After being clearing his name, Edel is ready to sue Nicolas Phillibert, his coach, of blackmailing. According to Phillibert, he paid for most of his expenses for two years and is still waiting for Edel to pay him back
Thats ok, Africa can still be Africa
>Wake up
>see Mexico lost 7-0
I can only imagine what this board was like at the time
>getting rekt so hard by your rival you get sacked
RIP Ancelotti
>>68671205
Lots of ayyy putos and number puns.
>Wanted to work out what some of the knockout round match ups might be
>Realise it can basically be fucking anything still
This 3rd place gets through shit needs to stop
That was fast.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nii_Lamptey
>The absolutely shocking luck of this lad
Read the whole article, its well worth it, just when you think he can't get more unlucky he does.
>>68671628
>45% win ratio
yesterday was a fun match desu
>>68671450
It is a bit of a cluster fuck
Plus you have the fact Italy will have to play a 2nd place team where France, Germany and Spain all get a 3rd place one
>>68671839
>There, he and his wife had their third child, Diego. But soon, Diego died of a rare disease. A major emotional blow was also the fact that Lamptey wanted to bury his son in Ghana, but the authorities declined. Heartbroken, Lamptey temporarily gave up football.
>>68671896
7 of my last 10 matches ended in draws. I blame this stretch of "I hope we don't choke harder than HJK".
>>68672166
>A DNA test revealed he was not the biological father of his three children and he is currently seeking a divorce with his wife of 20 years.
JUST
>>68672260
>Hey, cheer up, you didn't bury any of YOUR dead kids after all
>>68672317
between this and that joke about Mibby getting gunned down in Orlando you've certainly gotten alot darker recently
>>68671839
>>68672166
>>68672260
>>68672317
>Lamptey has said that despite everything, he does not feel like a loser, but rather as a hardened survivor who refuses to be destroyed
Determination 99999
>>68671839
Fuck me, man. Good on him for getting through all that bullshit.
How the mighty have fallen ;__;
>>68672821
laughingronaldo.jpg
>>68672426
Failure to get promotion year on year does terrible things to a man
>>68672821
>that pace and accel
JUST
>>68672952
that goes some way to explaining why Ipswich fans are so weird
>>68639145
>tfw listened to the entirety of backstreet boys - i want it that way with lyrics
>Ronaldo has 20 shots at Euro 2016, 11 more than any other player
>Ronaldo has also had more shots than 9 teams in the tournament have managed
Lol still got no goals though have you faggot?
>tfw been looking for new shoes for almost two months and still haven't seen any I like
If only I was as picky when signing players desu
>>68673372
now listen to the REAL /trb/ anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmpMO2dJQ6Q
>naming the stadium after a player that only played 96 times for the club
>played more games for rivals Swansea
Disgrace.
>that whole croatian FA conundrum with Mamic
jesus christ and I thought our FA was corrupt
>>68674402
>and I thought our FA was corrupt
well it still is
>tfw the two spanish cheap youth prospects got poached by barca and dortmund
:(
>>68675190
>poached
did you forget to extend their contracts or something?
i thought they'd tell me to fuck off at 50m but uh they told me it was okay
what do i do i dont know how i'll be able to replace klomp realistically
>>68675351
no i put in transfer offers but they rejected my contract offers in favour of the other teams
>>68675585
so they were never yours ergo they were not poached from you m8
>>68675626
well tbf he didn't say they were poached from his club
>>68675626
i guess man i didn't mean to offend you surinamebro
>all this drama in the last 5 minutes of Le Mans
Meme weekend confirmed.
alright well i now have a spare £90m to spend on stuff
what do i do guys, splash £30m on someone?
>>68675901
was considering typing out some good advice but you'd probably ignore it and do something dumb instead.
>>68669347
>0 goals conceded
>defense was "undone"
>>68675901
Buy an average left back for £94m
>>68675901
Top HoYD, top scouts, as many scouts as you can, improve youth everything, improve training facilities, more coaches, better coaches then use whats left on improving your current squad. Look long term first before you worry about short term.
>>68676175
honestly mate i'll do my best this time, would you suggest saving money?
>>68676259
no
>>68676350
got all of that stuff already, coaches are top quality, HoYD is good, scouts are great, got loads of them... what now?
>>68673742
>Sweden has 0 shots on goal in 2 games and still has more goals than Ronaldo
>>68676405
how are those 3657 regens coming along?
>>68676551
boring and mostly shit
found like 2 decent ones out of literally thousands
>tfw had no idea today is Sunday
>>68672821
post injury history
>6-1 against manchester united
Holy fuck I'm about to destroy my entire house I'm so fucking mad right now
>>68676888
You should for losing 6-1 as United.
>>68676924
Miles has such a fucking boner for Manure it's sickening. Every single time they just become crazy OP and streamrolls everyone. Fuck this game so much.
after this goal was scored there was no 3d highlight and Sosa was taken off instantly, presumably shot by miles for breaking his match engine
>>68677108
Meanwhile, I just want to get off Jurgen Klopp's wild ride.
>>68677108
I'd say there's more of an Arsenal bias. They always dominate in my FM15 and 16 saves.
FM doesn't accurately portray how they are such wonderful choke artists
>>68677177
>tfw City have won both CLs in my save so far
>>68677230
lemme guess, Sterling is GOATing it up for them?
>>68677268
Not really, no.
>>68677328
colour me surprised
>>68671839
>A DNA test revealed he was not the biological father of his three children and he is currently seeking a divorce with his wife of 20 years.[22]
is this even real ffs
>>68677492
http://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/NewsArchive/I-ve-no-emotional-connection-with-my-kids-Odartey-Lamptey-427066
>9 assists
>less key passes than the guy with 1 assist
rip poland
>>68677492
>>68677731
Actually this one is more fun
http://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/NewsArchive/I-never-asked-my-ex-wife-to-sleep-around-Odartey-Lamptey-427068
>A former Ghanaian professional footballer Nii Odartey Lamptey has dismissed rumors that he asked his former wife to sleep with other men to get pregnant since he was impotent.
>>68677771
>Donnarumma
>Halilovic
RIP Binland :DDDD
>it's the /getting refballed at the toughest match of the group stage/ episode
>>68676405
Then do LLM where you won't have such "problems" or just set goals for yourself. Quick example: switch profile with your current club and try re-create Porto's success when it comes to discovering young players from a specific area then introducing them to top football.
oh that's right
I forgot to post this little qt who I got on a free
he's pretty solid
Struggling to appoint any international staff, everyone is declining the role (assman and coach).
Can anyone help?
>>68680059
Place an advert.
>>68680059
I heard Osorio is looking for a job.
how much would you pay for this fine fellow
>>68680687
nowhere near what they're asking
>you guys in charge of fantasy football
>>68680793
what if you had 100m in the transfer kitty
>>68680831
>>68680687
i would pay 10 mil for him tops
and i wouldnt be happy about it
>>68680831
i care more about balance than transfer budget, always have
at that age and skill level he has no resale value
>>68680877
>>68680881
and what about this fine fellow then
>>68681027
>30 years old
0€
>tfw no good midfield players want to join my team
:^(
>>68681027
>over the age of 17
>czech
What other players are weebs?
>>68681342
Eden Hazard
>he ended up on 300k pw
jesus christ
>>68681342
he looks like 2pac
good morning lads
>>68681609
Good morning could you please move out of the way I'd like to ski down this hill with my trademark speed
>>68681609
good morning
>end of season
>best player breaks leg
>2 of my cb's get injured for 6 months
just fuck my ship up faM
B T F O
T
F
O
>>68681726
*moves out of the way*
>>68681823
how goes the save mitch? hows the europa league going?
>>68682041
>playing for so long you can beat barcelona with literally whos
>still dont have a logopack
>80th minute, losing 1-0
>GK gets injured, no more subs
>striker is now GK
>actually get more chances now
>get a penalty, score, 1-1
>4 minutes injury time
>90+3
>opposition scores
This is fine.
>>68682174
takes a while to be able to beat barca with a swedish 4th division team m8
no logopack because I was playing fm16 and only just reinstalled fm15 (which this is on) for the banter
>>68640661
Using all those creams when your skin isn't dry lessens the latter's ability to keep itself moist and hydrated, Ronaldo, you will end up needing those creams and get no benefit from using them.
should i train him as a winger, treq, or complete forward?
You CANNOT stop this train
>except now it's the winter break
>>68682041
>>68682212
>>68682174
Does the game actually teach you anything useful about irl football?
Or are the simulation and parameters unrealistic?
>>68682398
define 'useful'. as a fan with no intention to ever be involved in any club in any role, the answer is no.
also I never watch my games soooo.
>>68682464
Useful as in contributing to a better understanding of the game irl
>>68682398
its not useful when you reload figo
what leagues have the least amount of games?
>>68682488
again, as someone who doesn't watch the games, only a little bit. nowhere near as much as you would learn actually watching football critically.
it does teach you more about the background of football, stuff that's relatively interesting. contracts etc.
>>68682593
Sweden m8. 30 glorious games per season.
>>68682593
The ps4 league lol
>>68682593
Iceland.
>Get news about main GK resuming training
>This is the immediate next news in the bar
Why.
>>68682383
honestly never know how people get their teams to rape that hard
>>68682690
Genie Scout and FMRTE
>>68682690
I meme on at least 1 team every CONCACAF Champions league
>can't score for shit past couple of games
>team suddenly pulls this off
yea it's only 3-0 but how my form has been to end the season im surprised we came back.
>>68682690
Well I got the short end of the stick once (had lucked my way in the group stages of C1 with shit players), and I pressed Alt+F4 when it reached like, 11-0?
>>68682690
I'm in 2029 so I have been carefully improving the squad over a long time. The AI falls away from you as time goes on. That said, my players aren't even that amazing.
They just fight for the shirt.
Also it was a fluke. At home I drew 1-1 with Wolfsburg, and before that I lost 2-4 away to Barca.
Last season I was eliminated my Juve in the QF 7-10 on aggregate
>>68682767
stay bitter m8
>>68682893
>stay bitter m8
getting pretty upset over a joke
>young lad makes his debut
>already has his own fan club
jesus
FUCK shits like this
Any player from a reasonable league has ridiculous wage demands.
My shit scout has given him 3 gold star 2 black star report but he wants 12 grand a week and he's only 17.
>>68683024
>5.2 million transfer fee
>Not expecting a fee over 300k p/a
>>68683078
But he's 17
>>68683118
And he knows you're paying big bucks for him and that he's valuable/has potential.
>>68683118
World class teenagers will do that.
>>68683175
>>68683147
He is going to turn out to be shit and I will be furious
>>68683202
Such is life
If you think 2nd season syndrome is bad, welcome to 3rd season syndrome. A season where the same player that netted you 46 goals just about got to 10 halfway through the season and every single big game is a blowout for your opposition. Fuck this I'm re-installing Mount and Blade.
>>68683202
Of course!
>forced to start him in the first game of the season due to injuries
>gets a brace including a blooter
what a god
>>68682690
In my experience if you are a small team beating a big name team in continental competition it is usually a combo of not loading the league the opposition are in (so they are not in great match fitness which can make a huge difference) and because you ahve low rep they underestimate you and play a second string team anyway so you end up playing an unfit B team so if you've actually got a pretty good team you can end up rekking someone.
Happened a few times to me when I did a Norwegian save, would always be able to rape somebody early on in Europe because they were ot of shape and regardless of the fact I'd made the CL quarter finals the previous year I hadn't won any significant competition so my rep was still shit as winning the league in tiny countries does virtually fuck all for your continental/world rep.
lads I'm debating celebrating my financial success by popping to the shop for a toblerone. thoughts?
>>68683556
Just don't sell it afterwards
>>68683556
Get me one while you're at it.
>Getting sacked one match into the new season
Well I can guess the previous season didn't go all that well, but if he was allowed to stay regardless, this seems a bit extreme.
>>68683680
A bit extreme? They're lower half of the table because of that last. Probably tied for last.
>up 1-0 at HT
>"dont get complacent"
>surprisingly positive response
>concede within 20 seconds of 2nd half starting
>>68683774
Honestly don't say anything if you're winning at half time. Always feels like that teamtalk backfires.
>>68683774
>"dont get complacent"
>>68683774
>Up 1-0
>Not "Aggressively: I'm not happy with your performance"
>>68683774
If you're only winning 1-0, yell at them aggressively.
>>68683556
Financial success? Don't buy a Toblerone. Develop one.
>>68683819
>tfw once or twice in season I accidentally pull a Mourinho in team talks
>tfw despite a few questionable reactions it usually gets a positive result
>>68683844
>>68683855
its my first season in ligue 1 with ajaccio
i'm just happy im not down at HT
>>68683909
All you need to know.
>https://strikerless.com/2016/02/19/the-hartman-doctrine-why-the-hairdryer-treatment-works-surprisingly-well/
BASED FRENCH GRETZKY
Things are going too well, I'm paranoid waiting for the classic troll ball collapse of exploding knees and poor form
>>68683905
>pull a Mourinho in team talks
Explain?
>>68684171
Tell them you'll fire the hot physio if they don't shape up.
hmm, I wonder what /x/ is up to
is it easier to do well in champions league if your domestic league runs from the summer to the spring (like all the big leagues) or if it is meme scheduling (like russia, norway, sweden, etc)?
>>68684270
>Charles Manson: Any fellow Manson enthusiasts around here?
>>68684316
meme scheduling is better for qualifying because match fitness (pretty hard to get the team in shape for the EL 1st round in Norn Iron)
however, you'll be dropped into the knockout rounds without it (and with a possibly disjointed squad)
>>68684270
>>68684171
Here's everything you need to know: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/mar/01/jose-mourinho-chelsea-silent-treatment-fulham
>monthly board confidence update
>the board is pleased about the acquisition of French Gretzky
>they're also disappointed in the sale of the team captain for only 4.5
>even though the chairman was the one who sold him because the offer was too good to refuse
>mfw
>>68684422
thanks :)
>>68684316
>>68684422
FUCK meme schedules
>FEYENOORD
There's going to be a new champion this year!
starting an iceland save, what other countries should i load with it?
>>68685177
korea
>>68684564
>they're also disappointed in the sale of the team captain for only 4.5
>even though the chairman was the one who sold him because the offer was too good to refuse
every time, got the same thing on my save atm
>>68684422
the knockout rounds really suck, gotta try and get your team fit as soon as they come back to training, play the knockout round in feburary and then wait another 2 months for the league to start
>>68685292
It was 4.5k too. Over 12 months. Like. Why.
>>68682162
we lost in the quarter final of the europa league to porto sadly
we then sold our star striker for £57m and the left back i bought for £17mil we sold for 18m++ so we did quite well this window
stream is live now :^)
>Anton Yelchin dead at 27
>>68685404
>found him pinned between his car and a brick mailbox
>captcha: select all pictures with cars
ok, I take back what I said about google taking over
>>68685404
>Never heard of him
>Scroll through filmography and tv roles
>Think I may have seen one thing he guest starred in for one episode
Still ripip
>liverpoo
>>68686112
>me in charge of posting the image
>>68686170
nothing wrong with just a solitary
>liverpoo
from time to time
there doesn't need to be a reason
>murrkan tier of attendance at the gypsy bowl
>>68686290
How many Lithuanians would go to Venezuela vs Costa Rica
>Man U let Pogba leave
o i am laffin
>>68686825
No different than when a young regen falls out with you on FM and you have to let him go cheap/free
>>68686926
In that case Fergie did sperg out by playing every other player possible besides him in the midfield. He would've played Van Der Sar there before he'd play Pogba.
>>68686926
>implying I ever let players leave against my wishes
>>68686926
That's why you force them to sign long contracts, they're not getting out. They always tend to calm down mid-season as well, letting you leave the transfer drama behind and signing a new, longer contract with them.
>>68686926
>being such a beta that players are encouraged to fall out with you
woo lard
>>68686926
>being a bitch
>>68686926
>you have to let him go
lol no
>>68677132
>Musacchio at Chelsea
le feely feel
first time i've done anything but lose to arsenal ayyyy
Imagine how much Gerrard would slip on this pitch
>>68687767
>Jean-Pierre Ribéry
>>68687767
>not having goals from the striker I personally told you to play
baka desu
>>68688019
he's out injured atm mate sorry
did Rio Ferdinand just say "nig legs" when talking about Pogba?
Is 16 worth upgrading to? Or should I wait for 17?
>>68688975
from 14 or earlier, yeah if you can get it on sale
from 15 no not really
>>68688861
What accent is that anyway? Henry's accent is far easier to understand than Ferdinand's.
>>68688861
Pretty sure he said niggling which is a word I only hear on UK streams
POPPED BALL
WE HAVE A POPPED BALL
>>68689754
The most interesting thing to happen all match desu.
>shaqira
never rated him desu
>>68689754
I hope whoever kicked him there gets sent off
>>68690343
is this a joke
from shit to god awful, how bad are my tactics?
>>68690410
Well I admit it isn't as funny as you getting cucked by Daisy
>>68690432
quite defensive desu baka, your fullbacks can't play as proper fullbacks or wingbacks?
also target men just don't work
>>68690432
Jesus christ how can you survive playing in Iceland? Every player's name looks the same.
>>68690466
i'd like to thank you all because if i wasn't getting teased mercilessly by you guys over it i would probably still be quite upset
so yeah, cheers lads
>>68690432
>LFB(d)
never
>two BWM's
no
>TM as a lone striker
questionable
Stop parking the bus so hard
>>68690595
Racist
>>68690601
>please ridicule me senpai
>>68690432
>two BWMs
rip opponents shins
rip your exposed centrebacks
are the fullbacks so shit they can't be at least FB-S? basically you're having just the two wingers and the AP hoofing it towards the TM (the LFBs, BBMs and LDs hoof it wherever) and the TM is there supporting... no one
>>68690432
TM -> AF/CF
Forward BWM -> CM/B2B
LFB -> CWB
If you desire banter W -> IF
>>68690601
Only thing getting teased mercilessly is Daisy's clit m8
>>68690594
>>68690622
I'm projected to finish last and have the smallest budget of all the teams. I'm just trying not to get relegated. It doesn't help that all my players are pretty bad.
this match has been godawful
ty Western Europe weather diety
>>68690785
>>68690595
That's why I can't play India in CKII.
>>68690740
>TM
>supporting anyone
Do you even want to hoof properly
>>68690785
yes only nowadays it's me that gets to do it :^)
>>68690720
nah it's just i realised that i really shouldn't be getting upset over something that a guy from 4chan is teasing me over u kno
>>68690781
Would a CWB and a CF even be a good idea when my players are pretty technically inept?
oh my fucking lord that near-goal
>>68690794
everyone in the division is shit with 1 or 2 good teams at the top. Trying to defend will just get you sent down.
>>68690833
Gets boring anyway m8 so hard to actually declare wars in India
Christ that was lovely
>>68690893
Is that what she tells you?
>>68690910
Yes. Physicals rule the roost in lower leagues anyway. And with CWB and CF and whipped crosses you just score tap ins, don't need to be amazing technically to do that
Payet is france's saviour
oh my fucking god pogba and payet
>>68690893
>only nowadays it's me that gets to do it :^)
so previously someone else did it and now you get to do it as well?
>Might have problem with injuries
>"Might"
On a completely unrelated note, since I've disabled the improvement of precision of the mouse, I haven't had to complete a single captcha.
>>68690965
yes i tend to ask her consent before i touch her in that kinda place
>>68691140
yes precisely morzi
>>68691140
says more about DayZ than match tbf
>>68686926
Except it was clear that Pogba is a top-tier talent even when he played for Le Havre. I remember the shitstorm that surrounded his move to ManUtd at the age of 16, no reputable club would go into such unless it's definitely worth it. This was one of those rare cases when Fergie misjudged the situation.
>>68690432
Two BWMs are fine as long as none of them placed as DM. In here CBs are indeed exposed (especially that BWM(S) tend to leave his position to apply pressure on opponent). Forget LFBs, 95% of the cases it's simply not justified. Also, be prepared that LD's won't participate constructively in building up attacks.
Alright made some changes, how bad is now?
payet goal incoming
>>68691583
"no"
>>68691658
tricked
>>68691732
oh darn! you win this round.
>this shit ref
>>68691961
>a penalty against the hosts in the last minute of the last match of group stages, while said nation is first in the group
It was never gonna happen.
>Germany - Poland
>Austria - Portugal
>France - Switzerland
3 matches between white and red teams and they've all ended 0-0
>>68691369
love it m8. give it a go. your striker looks nice, 3.5 stars.
imo matchday training should be def positioning and def set pieces
>>68692038
Not with this beta bitch leading the match
>>68692059
Nice after timing m8
>long throws dont matter
Just got offered 15m+10m bonuses for this lad. Not a chance.
>striker on loan scores 4 in 5 matches
>tell him he's playing well
>our standards are different, I could be playing better, etc.
Just take the compliment, you cunt.
using the in game editor to make sterling shit
>>68692943
is an acceptable use of the IGE.
another legit use is changing your kits.
>>68692743
>180cm
>Jumping Reach 12
>>68692981
is adding rivalries alright?
>20 Discipline/Man Management
>Players come to bitch one after another
Literally has never happened to me before, and that's annoying.
>>68693225
I don't see why not.
>>68693303
Cool. Because one of my original ones was relegated out of the playable leagues and Bielefeld is stuck yoyoing between 2. and 3. Bundes.
>>68693225
I did in the db before starting the game. Didn't add a derby tho' and you can't do it with FMRTE. SO if you particularly hate a team, do so before starting your new save.
>>68692981
you can change kits with the editor? thats great, I need to fix my away kits
>>68693364
I guess you're not on 16?
>>68693386
Nope. The launch regen faces sent me back to 15.
>>68693411
>launch regen faces
oh you mean the Elder Scrolls: Oblivion faces?
Trying to sign this lad. His agent wanted 2.3m LOCKED IN. I don't have that kind of money, wtf.
What does this button even do?
>>68693515
Still can't unsee Aguero at bottom right
>>68693515
those faces made me stop playing 16 after a week
>>68693515
Are these from the Fetal Alcohol Syndrome DLC that comes free with every FM16?
>>68693565
>>68693574
they'll all from the same intake at Norwich in my very first FM16 save.
>>68693633
>What do you have mean have I ever been here before?
>>68693628
There's nothing funny about fetal alcohol syndrome
>This is not a goal
>Miles must've been put in charge of MLelS Refereeing
>>68694058
wew
>>68694058
Got a Uruguayan ref?
>>68694058
How is that not a goal?
>>68694169
>>68694246
Were also denied a penalty and had a goal taken away for offside when a defender was on the goal line
>>68694290
Because we don't put refs behind goals. Also MLS refereeing is like having the lovechild of Howard Webb and Mark Clattenburg
>tfw mark klomp scores against me
why even live
>>68694295
>when a defender was on the goal line
That mean nothing if we don't know where the keeper was though
>tfw finally getting one over PSG
they were already on their holidays having won the league for the 8th successive year, but whatever.
>>68694378
>Because we don't put refs behind goals
They do fuck all
>>68694378
Isn't goal line technology a thing in MLS?
>>68694679
It's not legal. So the league cant implement it and keep its accredation until FIFA says so.
>>68694707
>listening to fifa
>Phil Neville has a UEFA Pro licence now
Neville brothers co-managing a team when?
>88th minute winner on senior debut
beautiful
>>68694707
>It's not legal
How so? We use it here and we make the rules
>>68694707
yet you were allowed to have time run out and end ties with shootouts
>>68694854
>MLS 1.0 was a legitimate soccer league
Even Americans knew it wasn't legit.
>>68694845
Amazingly enough, one of the biggest moneymakers for UEFIFA is allowed to bend the rules.
Tears in my eyes lads.
Of course I'll say yes
>>68694915
Its coming home
>>68694915
EBHH
what else is new?
when will his luck run out
>>68694971
Football never left mate.
They also won the 2022 WC.
>>68695192
>Neverlands
>>68695192
What about World Cups?
>>68695267
>American reading ability
>>68693515
>"I've managed mudcrabs more fearsome than you."
>>68695207
this image triggers me more than any horrific leg break
>>68695288
>European Football Championship
>Same as World Cups
>>68695368
>>68695192
>They also won the 2022 WC
>American
>reading
>ability
>>68695368
>They also won the 2022 WC.
>>68695368
>they also won WC 2022
>>68695267
Mexico 2018
England 2022
Italy 2026
Spain 2030
>>68695413
Trump built the wall, Mexicans decided to take over Russia?
>>68695405
>>68695404
>>68695395
>>68695288
>I would like to know who won the world cups in that time.
>>68695395
>>68695404
>>68695405
>>68695413
>>68695437
What am I missing in that picture then because I'm only seeing the Euro wins?
>>68695466
then respond to the first greentext with "I want to know how all of the WCs went"
>>68695468
the post itself?
>>68695453
aiieieieieieeeoeeeieieieie
>>68695498
Fug. Only read the first line.
>>68695466
>>68695468
We cannot be held responsible for a user's inability to phrase a question properly
>>68695453
Fuuuggg
>>68695453
Oh man just watching that hurts me
>>68695530
>>68695557
>>68695569
Why hasn't Miles cashed-in and made a port for the Xbone/Playstation? He's clearly not got too much integrity judging by how shit the tablet/smartphone version was.
>>68695453
How can that happen???
>>68695454
Honestly it was stolen from England. Just like the Jules Rimet.
>>68695453
>>68695592
This is always painful to watch.
>>68695453
>resulting in the rupture of both PCL and ACL ligaments of his right Knee.
>>68695600
the 360 one apparently flopped
it was before FM had 3d graphics, so no surprise there (ffs, LMA had really nice graphics on PS2)
>>68695600
>Xbone, No Gamestation4
He'd cash in on the autism by making a Wii U port where the pad had stats or shit
>>68695621
One of the only times I would have reloaded a save is to keep Mexico from winning a WC
>>68695643
>tfw remember playing LMA Manager 2000 with my brother
>>68695600
>Did a few years back
>Flopped spectacularly
>Now says it isn't worth it when people ask
tbf to him considering the entire >game is clicking specific spots and dragging things its not really built to work well on a console or really anything that doesn't use a mouse or a touchscreen.
>>68695648
probably waiting for SEGA to make a console
Fresh bread: >>68695685
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>>68695676
It might work if you were able to be a player, but then it would be fifa with worse graphics
>>68695663
In 2018 I was still flailing around the Swedish lower divisions, not paying any attention to international footie.
Why can't FM just make a good 3d match engine?
>le dead thread
Is there anything i can do to convince this faggot to stay?
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