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>>68639145
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my OP image! thanks HolyBarney
>>68695747
does this specimen have girl parts?
>>68695747
I can get behind this.
>>68695774
*get in the behind of this
>>68695747
would b her Ball Control coach if you know what I mean ;))
>People talking about trying to start an /sp/ league in PES
>>68695864
Is PES even worth getting this year? Seems like every 7 or 8 years they come out with a god tier one and the everything in between is shit.
>>68695959
>Getting PES
For 4cc purposes, just pirate a version. It's easier to mod.
For gameplay purposes, why aren't you still playing PES 13
>>68695676
>>68695643
Surprised it flopped so badly desu. I know plenty of lads who used to love playing it when younger but now their 9 year old laptops or whatever can't handle it so they stopped. Lot of them have wasted money on consoles just to play Fifa though.
How much PA do you think Emre Mor will get in FM17?
This would have been a 2 weeks fine for everyone involved. Fucking hell
>>68696085
Shit song
>>68696158
you gotta know the difference between real life and the internet man
>>68695685
fuck off autists
>>68696085
How many Thibaut von memes do you have to get that specific?
>>68696218
So you named it that ironically?
>>68696239
i edit the name to have the position behind it
helps me get a better overview
i'm a noob
>ST(C)
>penalty taking 1
>>68696291
pls no bully
>cup match against team 1 tier higher goes to pens
>cup match against team 2 tiers higher in 3 days
JUST
>>68696426
Lads what's the biggest difference in leagues you've ever had in a cup game? 6 tier difference here.
>>68696716
Think i've only had a 4 difference gap.
>>68696340
>Buying English strikers
>>68696768
>>68696716
Yeah, I had a 4 league gap in Sweden. It's an interesting format because they have a group stage (4 teams) for the cup. So you can be in a group with top division, 2nd 3rd and 4th. Or two from top and two from second or anything.
>>68696852
They don't do seeding?
Those crazy Swedes.
>>68696947
Sorry, they do do seeding, but there are enough teams invited to the group stage that you can get pretty lopsided groups or very even ones.
>overachieve and finish 2nd in Ligue 1 as Paris FC
>expect cash
>next season
>transfer budget of 15m Euro, wage budget of 200k p/w
>key player wants a brand new £45k p/w contract, most I can offer is £21k
been spoilt by manager in England too much desu
>>68696852
Right before the group stage the Allsvenskan teams enter. I just battered a team from the 6th tier.
>Feels disenchanted
Tfw you put an entire squad off football.
Feels guilty.
>>68697448
Follow up on that, I wanna see if any set retirement
>>68697516
Unfortunately they're so far down the league system none of their players really 'exist'. They're all just grey names with no information.
>>68697288
Yep basically have to retool/reload for a few seasons by selling off all your key players until you build up a bank/get UCL dosh.
>>68697624
>get beat so bad you no longer exist
FM does come with nightmare fuel.
>>68697657
>reload
woah careful using that word m8
>>68697711
ayyy good catch, just had the whole mantra of we dont rebuild we reload stuck in my head.
>>68697711
Your career is going places mate
Based. Piece of piss CL group.
>>68698312
inb4 you bottle it and finish 3rd
if the warriors lose im going to post something
>>68700448
Big commitment there
>>68700485
im already regretting it t b h
>Pogba rips Xhaka's shirt in half
Paul Pogba wants to swap shirts early!
>>68699967
doubt it m8
bedtime now though
UWI Blackbirds are currently 13-0 up in the Barbados Premier League.
It is only the 40th minute.
>>68700910
How does Barbados even have a league? Do they just get random guys off the street to play?
>>68701038
Well teams there sometimes cannot field a full 11 which is why you get these embarrassing scorelines occasionally. So yeah probably not much better than just picking guys off the street.
>>68701038
>Get buddies
>Get buddies buddies
>Set up game at park
>Everyone brings two chairs
>sell tickets
This is literally the perfect get rich quick scheme
>>68701038
Probably no different than a sunday league.
who /comfy/ here?
Just finished off a bottle of raspberry vodka and ive got some delivery on the way, got the AC set on 64 and watching basketball. 8/10 if i do say so myself
>>68701278
i would both play in and watch that league desu
>>68701315
>64
2chilly
Anything i can do to hold this maggot?
>>68701530
how am i supposed to use a blanket if its not cold
>>68701315
>mike's hard lemonade and Warsteiner
>watching game 7
>starting a new game with Redhill FC
>no work tomorrow
>>68701629
buy better players
>it's a cup semi-final during an int'l break episode
>>68701866
sounds pretty great
who're you supporting in game 7?
I don't understand why the fuck NBA teams use white jerseys as home ones
the colours are what distinguish the teams, wouldn't it make more sense for both the team and the fan to wear the same colour (and avoid almost every game being white)
>>68702316
every major american sports league was Whites at home until the cowboys started wearing their darks at home
>>68701998
Warriors but i wouldn't mind if cavs win
you?
>>68702316
its a north American thing
>>68702426
>>68702561
hate that apehoop NTs do it as well (although I haven't seen Lithuania play a non-"neutral" competitive match (yet, fucking fiba), so not such a big deal) since clubs here use their colour for home games
>>68702500
warriors all the way, would actually be pretty gutted if they lost. not that I hate the cavs or anything, I've just been a warriors fan since 2010 when I first got into basketball
;_;
>>68702709
just had to be the faggiest city to start this whole >c-centers are an anachronism m'kay thing
>>68702664
whats the league like over there? my mom lived in turkey for awhile and thats really all i know about euro basketball
>>68702426
You have that backwards
White home unis mean every week is different. White vs blue, ,white vs green, white vs puke red etc. If the home team wears blue every game is blue vs white+boring to women
>>68702808
I honestly have zero complaints with the way the warriors play basketball, I'd much rather watch good fundamentals and 3 pointers than Big Man Gets Fouled
>>68702918
what exactly do I have backwards? I'm almost certain dallas started the darks at home trend which now the standard for the NFL and NHL.
>>68702890
euroleague's trying to get all exclusive (see G-14 and European Super League); on one hand, they're a lot more progressive with how everything should be run (compared to fiba)
on the other hand, it all got started by spain and turkey's now sponsoring, so you can guess which countries' clubs get a somewhat unfair share of places in the league (and refball going towards them)
there's a bit too much chaos right now to go in at 4AM
>>68702918
then why not blue vs white (who would otherwise be blue), blue vs green, blue vs puke red? soccer manages it
>>68702977
Same.
>>68703225
thanks for the reply, I've been looking to pay more attention to euro basketball
>>68703310
gonna be a real shitshow the upcoming months
>be fag from some apehoop-deprived country like switzerland
>"oy vey, the countries who actually play and like this sport do not like our backwards dictate"
>"we'll just ban them from the euro championships, that'll show them"
>"n-not like these countries are the sole reason (and places where) anyone watches this sport"
shame that most associations just shat the bed when threatened with a ban
>>68702977
I loved GSW in 14 when they first got into it, put $50 on them to make the WCF, but then Curry and Green got to big for their birches which reminded me of how much I hated them in college as a salty UW fan. Also think difference in styles is great, so really hope the C with great post play doesnt become a thing of the past.
>>68703645
>Also think difference in styles is great
I generally agree, its fun to watch the stylistic matchups, but I get tired real quick of teams who's entire strategy revolves around drawing fouls, like lebron just did. Watching the repeated "charge headlong into people and shoot free throws" really slows the game down
when this kid was 17 /trb/ told me he wasnt worth shit.
reminder to never liste to /trb/ cause they dont know a god damn thing about fm
>>68703895
>SPL
>>68703895
>Can dribble and cross really well
>Isn't fast and is blown over by a light breeze
>set pieces babby
Easily replaceable and a long way from GOAT
>U20s are constantly shit.
At least I know that the kids half of those other teams have won't develop
good evening trb
enjoy this rare photo of dartford being 2nd in the premier league after a quarter of a season
mad
>>68705491
Got 20 on you fucking it up and getting relegated
>>68705868
what odds are you getting on that
>>68706053
surprisingly 11/2
Curry 3 to win tbqh
>>68706192
cash out now m8 i'm using fmrte
This fucking game famalam
>>68706713
Jews got it rigged to shit?
>>68706869
1 for da Land
fuck
>>68707074
God I hope not
DA LAND
>>68707144
this is bullshit
CLEVELAND ROCKS!
>>68707903
>>68707782
>>68707903
So did the refs win this one for Cleveland?
>>68708344
Nope Curry is a bitch Green is a bitch Squidwards House has a poor foundation.
>73-9
>NO RING
>>68708070
well here come the asian bandwagonners
Happy that memechuck is finally over until October or whenever it starts up again.
>>68708572
Green was the best player on the court tonight desu lad
>>68708344
blaming refs is a sign of weakness
>>68708796
Me and my siblings was raised in Cleveland though and we always hope a team from here win anything.
So yeah.
>>68708572
Green went off, Curry had 2 chances down the stretch on open 3s
>>68709019
keep forgetting that
is it as shit as /sp/ maymays would lead one to believe?
for someone raised there you sure do make a lot of grammar mistakes
>>68709208
English still my 2nd language so of course I made mistakes.
Heck, I even made mistakes when I speak Indonesian.
>>68709208
>is it as shit as /sp/ maymays would lead one to believe?
Like all big cities it depends on where you live at. My dad grew up there and the stories he has about the river catching on fire and other general Cleveland shittery are funny as fuck.
>>68708925
>>68709060
>implying I have logic
Flair is the best attribute & Green will always be a bitch.
>>68709208
IMO Cleveland is similar to a lot of mid size cities. Your going to have your good parts and your bad parts but ultimately if you live there during a good part of time in your life your going to finds something to love. The sp shit is exactly that, sp shitposts.
wew shitposting with new threads getting made is off the charts
>>68709685
>the river catching on fire
I'd pay to see that.
>>68710024
are you insinuating that /sp/ is wrong?
I come bearing awful, awful news...
He's gone :(
>thread silent for 5 minutes
>page 7
The shitposting storm is on!
>>68710119
http://clevelandhistorical.org/items/show/63#.V2dcCaLwlEA
>>68710695
Dartford born too... damn
>>68710695
>31
cool pirated version match
>>68710869
>
do not meme me
>>68710695
>AMC
>Striker
>Not GK
THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
>>68710967
>All that CoD
Normie confirmed
>>68710967
>paying for cawadooty
>Deathmatch Classic
has anyone ever played that?
>>68710967
>dark souls
god im absolutely gutted. im gonna take some percocet
>>68711069
You know Arsenal is really scraping the bottom of the barrel when they want Mitch to be their coach.
>>68711069
You won't actually take it, right?
>>68711497
course not mate i'm dartford til i die, dartford til i diiiiiiiiiie dartford til i die
Also, what is this ONE FOR DA LAND meme? I don't follow basketball that much.
>>68711615
Cleveland, Ohio. Abbreviated to Da Land because niggers
>>68711723
You mean because the Lebron commercial
>>68711900
Never seen the Lebron commercial
>>68711456
>>68712045
>>68712102
see pic
>>68712045
i havent been this sad since lyl died
>>68712273
>>68712052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O0PnwMB9ug
>>68712340
>>68712102
Nah m8 my uni lost the amatuer handegg championship that was my feel. Fine with Lebron winning
anti spam bump
Wish the >7-0 shitposting from last night was still around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cl7bj4nRobU
Bump to rise above the shitposting
Do you guys like wingers?
>>68714879
If you don't like wingers you should be exterminated.
>>68714879
Only if they cut inside.
>>68715277
and earn penalties? :^)
>>68715277
i was going to make a crack about this post number but im too empty inside
>>68715277
>7-0
>>68715373
Don't worry bruh, I got you.
>>68715515
thanks pal
>>68715363
>>68715373
>>68715515
I can't handle all this banter.
>>68715636
Serious question, how has the media in Mexico been reacting to the loss?
anti shitpost bump
>halal
>>68715722
The media is divided on whether Osorio should be fired or not but both sides agree that the rotations and poor team selection are to blame, the team had a poor mentality (pecho frio) and fell for its own hype.
It's the usual post-elimination drivel but nothing will change, for some reason the Mexican NT always has to experiment, there's always some new formation or new players that end up working because you're playing against CONCACAF minnows.
>page 7
Don't worry guys, I'm awake
>>68718036
Feels later than 1:30 tbqh
>>68718148
Yea it does. Feels like it should be 4 at least.
So now that I've completely shit on the Argie league and South America in general, should I resign and go back to Europe?
Alright lads won the league another year, a few extra games early too so dicking around with formations/tactics
Does any professional team use this type of a formation?
Calling it the candlestick
>>68718148
Well it's 2:30 now.
Tempting...
But no.
Meanwhile in the World Cup.
Polanski>Messi
Seriously though he is great, scores blooters, controls the midfield and doesnt afraid of anything
>>68719732
Creepy.
>>68695685
>Allan, Footballer of the week
>Not in squad of the week
That's a first for me.
>Central figure
Literally what.
>benfuca
>>68721165
>refball
>>68721273
it quite literally was refball as well lel, my morrocan winger was through and went down, the commentator was going on about how surely it was a dive by Regragui
Progress.
It's been fun shitposting with all of you /trb/
>>68721905
isn't that fm11
>>68722011
>first tweet from almost 15 hours ago
And here I thought something major was happening.
>>68722043
looks like 12
he probably just wants to use that ME breaking tactic
>>68722057
Fighter launches was 45 minutes ago tbf.
>>68722065
>>68722043
It's 11. HC has it set up in his office so he can tribble at work.
>>68722075
I hope it's aliens.
>>68722075
"unknown if drill or not" means it's a drill mate.
NATO drills fighter launches 24/7
>>68722043
>>68722065
It's 11.
>>68722011
It's been an honor, gentlemen.
>>68722088
I hope it's a ground war in Ukraine.
>>68722089
Sssssh I was getting my hopes up for WWIII
Leave it to fucking Obama to promise things will change after he deposes Bush, only to go and literally start World War 3.
>>68722089
I can confirm this. Was stationed at Lakenheath for 3 years and this shit would piss me off like no other. Loved it when deployments to Afghanistan came up because it would be so dam quiet there for months on end.
>>68722101
Well we're up to DEFCON 3, so apparently it's kind of serious?
>>68722111
He's just taking steps in case trump gets in
>>68722143
2 is when you need to start getting worried. Call me when it gets to 2.
>>68722162
According to Wikipedia, 9/11 triggered DEFCON 3 and the US has been worried about terrorism ever since. WHY CAN'T WE WORRY NOW FRIEND.
>>68722143
>>68722162
Yeah, it's an unofficial private monitor group, unrelated to any part of any government.
As it is it just means that there's a decent amount of activity going on at the same time, and is probably nothing and/or the Russians just killing more Slavs.
>I hope Puma don't produce condoms
summit kek
quite funny for a downey
>>68722185
>unofficial private monitor group, unrelated to any part of any government.
God those retards don't know anything. Probably some random guy by Lakenheath that saw that afternoon training launches, or a mass launch for a tdy and thought shit was going down.
>>68722214
It's enough for me to casually think about WWIII, while I sit in my comfortable air conditioned room in the states with my cat, eating breakfast and training regens.
>>68722231
>Train regens by day
>Go out and scavenge food by night
>Shoot random people with no consequences whenever
Post apocalyptic /trb/ing would be pretty comfy.
>>68722231
Is your cat white and fluffy?
>>68722250
>get shot
>can't go to hospital
>it gets infected
>die
or very, very uncomfy
>>68722257
no he's jet black with white toes and extremely fluffy.
>>68722265
I just imagined you as an evil genius sat in your room stroking your cat laughing about WWIII happening
>>68722265
his eyes are unsettling, it's like one is looking right at you, yet the other one isn't
>>68722303
That might be because he was looking at my eyes instead of my phone camera when I took the picture.
>selling a young player
>put in a 40% of next transfer fee clause
and now to play the waiting game...
>>68722265
>or very, very uncomfy
All post-apocalyptic settlements have a doctor, don't worry. Unfortunately you may need to search around the settlement to help him find his tools and medical supplies because he was too drunk last night and spent the entire time trying to throw them into a tree.
>>68722356
>tfw you have 15 young players with 40% future transfer
So is there a reason why I have a 5 star reputation rating, am unemployed and literally no teams approach me with job offers?
>>68722477
What level are the clubs? Maybe they think you'll demand too much money
>>68722494
Arsenal, Liverpool, Feyenoord, Dirtmund, Bayern
>OP
The board would likely have accepted it anyway. If the money is enough, the board muscle in and accept it for their shekel bank. Regardless if you're there or not.
So, irrelevant image is irrelevant. L2FM.
>>68722560
>500k
>mattering to an english premier league team
>the city of you
>>68722613
If they think the money is enough for the player, they can accept it regardless. I've had it happen to me.
>>68722560
>>68722628
Hello, new man.
>>68722613
Jews gonna Jew, and they are only gonna Jew harder if you aren't around to keep them in line.
I miss the ability to declare interest in a job
>>68722613
>tfw was able to convince the board to renege their acceptance on a 105k offer for my best CB and the best CB in Finland
>>68722494
Just got a job offer from Finland. Think its time to start a new save.
>2024
>Derby won the Premier League
Its nice to see the team I led to the Premier League and built a solid foundation for didn't immediately implode 5 seconds after I left for once.
>>68722872
>team implode 5 minutes after you leave
>that feel
In my globetrotting adventure, all 6 of my teams have won the league after I left, 2 of them were a one off occurrence before midtable obscurity beckoned
>tfw genuinely wanting to buy a mediocre polish regen just because his name is Lewandowski
board should stop giving me this much money desu baka
>>68723103
In 15 literally the second I would leave a team, they'd be relegated the next season, be in massive debt or a combo of the 2. Only one that managed to not pull that off was Hajduk, but then again that league was pretty much >Hajduk wins lol
if I have a regen who i want to play at a left midfielder as a deeper IF with the WM role, should I train his position first or train him as an IF. also if i train position first, what role should i train him as?
>Put out ad for goalkeeping coach
>Nothing but Finns reply
Fuck off Finland, I'm not falling for this.
>>68723172
>hating on Finnish talent
>>68723172
why not hire Niemi, Lehtonen, or Rask? :^)
>>68723154
train position WM
>>68723172
oh shit i forgot Kiprusoff too.
>>68723229
>>68723219
>no Rinne
>>68723172
Hockey playoffs made me swear off anything Finnish.
Also I just signed Shevchenko as my assistant coach. We are going to make Liverpool great again.
>>68723225
cheers boss
please stop
>>68723350
I hate that shit.
What affects players wage demands?
Got through to the premiership with my Plymouth lads, and even though I carefully never let in any promotion clauses and held tight to the budget all the way from league 2, managing to have my key players earning only £30k a month, they immediately wanted up to £200k after the promotion, even though the budget I got from the board hadn't changed yet.
Makes sense of course, they should know PL players earn more, but I wonder what the mechanisms are. I want to be safe if I get relegated, even though the start has been pretty good, think I have about 25p after 15.
>>68723418
Jewish agents
>>68723418
>I wonder what the mechanisms are
Big league + big reputation = big money
CL and EL qualifiers have been drawn for real life lads
>Flora Tallinn (Estonia) or Lincoln (Gibraltar) v Celtic
I see they have made it extra easy for Celtic this year so they basically can't choke
>>68723550
Just you wait.
>>68723550
>yfw they choke anyway
>>68723550
With Brendan Rodgers in charge anything is possible.
>>68723550
The New Saints FC (Wales) v Tre Penne (San Marino)
>>68723550
They had an Icelandic team in the last couple of years. The 2nd round is almost impossible for them to choke, it's the 3rd round where they will
>Celtic have been knocked out of Europe 5 times in 2 years
>>68723550
They always make it past the first qualifier, it's the second one that they'll fuck up where they have to face a half decent side
Is there any trick to trying to exchange one player for another and not having to pay some outlandish amount of cash as well? Trying to buy this Italian goalkeeper and I'm trying to offer James Ward-Prowse who is worth a hell of a lot more and Roma want like 30 mil plus Prowse.
>Stabaek Fotball v Connah's Quay Nomads
>Former Scottish midfielder Billy McKinlay is in charge of the Norweigians after leaving Real Sociedad with David Moyes last season
La Liga to Tippeligaen in one year. The power of >Moyes
>>68723656
What tier? Could be pretty comfy.
>>68723680
>Europa League qualifier
>Tippeligaen
I know you're probably at the arse end of an all nighter so I'll let it slide and answer you straight.
The top tier.
>>68723719
Been up since noon yesterday with no sleep in sight. In game or is this in real life?
future GOAT
Gladbach has been churning out insane regens year in year out
>>68723728
Real life but >implying saves are not real life
>>68723602
Manage in MLS.
who else is trying gegenpressing in lower leagues?
its going as well as you'd think
>>68723804
>>68723759
Ah alright. I thought Moyes was still in Spain. If saves were real life Rafa Benitez would be back at Liverpool again, Wenger would be out this year and replaced by Alan Pardew, and Newcastle would be in the Champions League.
who else hates derbies?
>2024
>Serbia just beat Wales to win the Euros
What the actual fug
>>68723249
>15,000 days since Philthadelphia last won a Stan Lee Cup
WEW LA
>>68724167
>only 15,000
Child's play.
>UEFA in charge of fun
>Ched Evans, who faces a retrial over rape allegations in October, is set to join League One side Chesterfield
IDS HABEENING
>>68724382
What's the retrial for?
>>68724428
New evidence or something. He won't get more time if he gets found guilty but might prove his innocence.
>>68724428
New evidence has surfaced, he filed an appeal and won.
>>68724456
>>68724453
Oh the shitstorm that's about to hit is going to be amusing to say the least.
dartford so far undefeated in the pl
will this still be true come christmas?? tune in now to find out!!
>>68724577
I bet it won't be true after the next 2 games
>>68724577
Never brag until the season is over.
>>68724577
>mtsc2
watching your streams is literally worse than watching game of thrones
>>68724577
aaaaand you're 1-0 down
>>68724650
2-1 up now
>>68724632
GoT is good tho
>>68724632
But which has more cuckoldry?
Grab your popcorn and get ready to read some comments
>>68724679
mitch, easily
>>68724707
link: https://twitter.com/ChesterfieldFC/status/744884872662122497
>>68724707
How common in England is it for them to grant an appeal for the sort of thing he's been convicted of? Does the new evidence got to be something super serious in order for it to be granted?
>>68724728
gr8 b8
>>68724784
I honestly don't know but certainly convictions being quashed and a new trial granted implies significant new evidence and is fairly rare.
>>68724789
Lol
>>68724728
my favourites so far
>George so triggered he can't even type Evans' name
>Tfw don't get Chesterfield on local radio
Pity, would be fun to listen to the comments
>>68724887
Do these mongs not realise his conviction was quashed?
>>68724983
It just doesn't matter.
At least here, accusations are as good as a conviction in the public mind.
>>68724983
Convicted in the eye of the public
>>68724983
M8 once you are accused of rape, you're a rapist for life no matter the evidence.
>>68724983
Conviction was top news for a good while as was his inability to find a new club after his release.
Meanwhile news of his conviction getting quashed was buried in a small article on page 6723148 and virtually never mentioned on the tv news.
Says more about the media than the average person but still would be nice if they did a little of their own research.
>>68723350
Just put an absurd figure for his asking price, they won't offer nearly as often.
>>68725095
It's easy to understand why there would be so little coverage too. Calling him a convicted rapist draws the attention of the more extreme ends of both sides of the argument.
>>68725157
can he use the title of 'Formerly Convicted Rapist'?
kek
>>68725169
The man formerly known as Convicted Rapist Ched Evans
>>68725169
The Footballer Formerly Known as Rapist
WE HAVE A WINNER
MISS CLUELESS 2016
>>68725214
>I'm a woman and I have a sanctimonious opinion on this thing I know nothing about
Quelle surprise
>>68725214
Fucking hell. Even worse than the people saying he's still convicted
>>68725214
But he was locked up
>>68725296
/sp/ did better and was quicker
>>68724437
love the subtle fact bbc
>>68725283
>straight back into a job
>all these pro players getting into the game not knowing that Eminem is the king of the hill
>>68725095
Will he get financial compensation if it turns out he was wrongfully convicted? If so will that include additional damages on top of the years he spent locked up?
>>68725190
"Ched Evans, the football player formerly known as Chad Evans"
Sheffield United V Chesterfield going to be good next season
>>68725345
em is straight trash my dude
>SI has a rat infestation
>>68726023
>Sorry guys all your contracts got eated, guess we will have to renegotiate
>>68726023
Suarez is out of control.
Made me laugh far more than it should have.
Also press your F key to pay respects to number 10
>>68726117
Speedo ;_;
>>68726117
>in another dimension, Ched is lining up tonight alongside Bale
>>68725943
Fortunately, I don't have much experience with rapers. Females seems to like him though!
>>68726023
>lock biscuits in a drawer to keep them safe
Damage control from Miles whose secret food stash has been exposed by rats. Paperwork, huh?!
>>68726117
>tfw no Earnshaw on the picture
>tfw no Gary Speed in the present
>>68726337
>earnshaw
>>68726337
fuck i cant believe i misread that entire post
>>68726410
I bet you also brag about smelling like colon.
>http://www.infobae.com/teleshow/infoshow/2016/06/20/el-blooper-de-nicolas-tagliafico-con-su-sensual-novia/
Fucking kek, my team's left fullback (know for his bravery and HEART) was playing with his gf in the beach, tackled her and then said he went for the ball.
>>68726494
>el blooper
Fug, my heart.
>>68726636
Disregard anything written by Argentinean tabloids, just watch the video.
>tfw we lost our unbeaten streak to a leicester managed by wayne rooney
>get home
>ched evans is a free man to play football again
ABSOLUTELY BASED
how on earth did this dude win the balloon door while not even playing since last season????
>>68726493
im not THAT stupid
>>68727126
People with that sort of stupidity are a diamond dozen though
>>68727187
Not taking the b8
>>68727187
fuckin Pre-Madonnas, the lot of them
>>68727203
For all intensive purposes, you already have by quoting him.
>>68727222
I could care less about them desu
they'll get their just deserts.
>>68727290
>>68727246
>>68727187
Ghost really must be made the escape goat for this turn of events
I think we're ready for next season
inb4we lose the first match
https://twitter.com/RebeccahLouise/status/744915699328520193
Cannot deal with the lack of logic displayed in the comments.
So glad I haven't signed up to twitter or I would not be able to resist.
>>68727418
>expecting anything decent from libcucks and SJWs
lel, babies, the lot of them
so glad Portugal doesn't have many of those yet
>>68727305
You gotta be prepared, it's a doggy dog world out there.
>>68727418
delete this
cucked
>>68727656
You mean PARTY
>>68727656
based vardy
>>68727656
Get banged.
Confirmed for terrified
>>68727505
Operative word is yet, mind you. I left 4 years ago and I can feel things are changing when I occasionally go back. Shouldn't take too long unfortunately
Feels like Ligue 1 pitches alright.
>tfw your country put respeck on your name
>>68727517
Indeed, a lot of people take things for granite
>>68727418
>dat everything in her profile and comments
Basic bitch or special snowflake syndrome? Hard to tell.
>>68728013
basic bitch is just a form of special snowflake syndrome.
>13 apps
>0 (zero) goals
>19 apps since his debut
Apparently Benzema is spending his summer holidays in a small town near the Slovenian Alps.
>>68728197
those two are literally opposites kem
>First team goalie gets injured for a week
>Cool, no problem, I'll finally get to use my backup
>Fuck, he's injured for a month with a hernia or whatever
>Shit, who's up next?
>Man Utd, CL group stages in 3 days
>...
The madmen actually did it.
>>68728611
>Occasionallykusen
>>68728603
Seems standard procedure.
>totally outplay them
>still losing
>have player sent off
>score 4 goals
thank you RNGesus
Forget Mike, its now Kilometres Jacobson.
Or Kikelometres.
>England last met the men from Slovakia in an international friendly in March 2009, a 4-0 win which I have no memory of but which contains possibly the greatest substitution chain in England's international history.
>Emile Heskey was replaced by Carlton Cole, who was then replaced by Peter Crouch. All by the 35th minute.
wew
>>68728799
>Miles
>thick skin
Right.
>>68728918
>Emile Heskey, Carlton Cole, Peter Crouch.
Didn't you have any better strikers? I like Crouch and all, but he's not exactly England NT material.
>>68729013
Mid-late 2000s were a dark time, best we had were Crouch and >Rppney
Not to mention Bobby Zamora got a couple of games stepping away from strikers even Shaun Wright-Phillips managed to amass 36 appearances for England when realistically he was only good for about 6 months in his career ever.
>>68728918
Crouch was then replaced by Micheal Carrick
>>68729013
Crouch was a merciless god for England. 22 goals in 42 games mate.
>>68729013
Crouch was a beast at that time though. He's like Welbeck, not great at the club level but played his heart and soul out for England.
Still disappointed he didn't do the robot at the world cup
>>68729109
>Shaun Wright-Phillips has 36 appearances
I still have no idea how
>>68729118
>>68729162
I'm glad, he's really likeable for some reason.
>>68729162
>Shaun Wright-Phillips has 36 appearances
I remember playing PES, he was at Chelsea and the only thing he could do was run fast. That's all I can remember about him.
This FUCKING cunt has been failing this course for years now. Pisses me off everytime it pops up
>England: Hart: Clyne, Cahill, Smalling, Bertrand; Wilshere, Dier, Henderson; Lallana, Sturridge, Vardy
Throw out Wilshere and stick Rooney in and I'd feel better
>>68729214
>he's really likeable for some reason
Purely for the answer he gave to the question "what would you be if you weren't a footballer"
>>68729109
>Shaun Wright Phillips
Brother of MLS legend Bradley Wright Phillips wew
>Ben Parsons: Tournament football is all about momentum. Surely changes and resting players is detrimental.
You just know half the same people saying this would have been complaining about Hodgson not resting players in a virtually meaningless match or not giving the backups a chance in a virtually meaningless match if he had gone unchanged. You just can't win.
>>68729257
I'm ok with it. I know officially we could still get knocked out but realistically we won't, just no way all the 3rd place teams get to 4 points or more and have us beat on tiebreakers so I'd say it worth an experiment and give some first choice lads a rest.
>>68729257
Yeah that's the only change I'd really like to see. I don't know how good Bertrand truly is either, but I don't exactly rate Danny Rose that highly so who cares.
>Wants a chance in the first team
>>68729413
I think Rose hasn't been helped by having Sterling in front of him. Would have liked to have seen Walker kept in though
>>68729376
Both in the "not as good as my dad" team
>>68729390
Literally. 'Risky changes' when this team was put together for the first time two games ago. International football is a joke. It's not like he's playing the B team for the Carling Cup. These are all good players who are very close together in skill level.
I really hope Hendo has a good game.
>>68729571
>>68729390
It'd be one thing if you guys were in the final and suddenly he made 6 changes.
but, for a third group stage match, who gives a shit
if a club manager made a bunch of changes for the third game of the season no one would give a shit
>Chilean press conference
>Aránguiz and Vargas come in laughing
>They laugh all through the conference, laughing on their own
>Vargas never left his cell phone, sending messages in between questions
>Aránguiz at least tried to answer the questions, Vargas was just fucking around
No wonder the Chilean NT and the Chilean press don't get on well.
>183cm (6'0")
>Jumping Reach 6
I'm certain I've had 165cm (5'5") midgets with as much Jumping Reach as this guy if not more. I've never seen Jumping training working.
>Hamsik had 66 touches and made 52 passes (both more than any of his team-mates). More importantly he scored one goal and teed up another.
Vardy meanwhile managed both of them with only 7 touches
>spanish ref
Enjoy the shitfest, England.
>still can't place shots
should i go for something else or keep going?
>>68730429
If he can't do it by the 3rd time he's gone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuBiow7lOyc
This kid is the only reason I haven't sudoku'd desu.
>British "people" talking about Brexit
When does the match start?
>>68730449
i'll have to remember this is the first time then thanks
1. Fierro
2. Balanta
3. Wellington Nem
4. Counago
5. Cristian Zapata
6. Peruzzi
7. Diego Reyes
8. Yttergard Jensen
9. Yannis Tafer
10. Erick Torres
>>68730620
>10-13
God I love watching Joe Hart pump himself and his mates up in the tunnel.
>>68730737
FUCKING PASS IT
>>68730737
he's qt isn't he
>>68730737
Is he autistic?
>>68729251
Pro-tip: it's a fail-proof sign that he reached his PA and / or has low values in the appropriate hidden attribute(s). He's basically done when it comes to development.
>>68730426
Can't be worse than the Russian fuck we got. I haven't seen this much bias on international tournament since South Korea's shameful win over Italy in 2k2.
Besides Hamsik, what other good players does Slovakia have?
>>68730923
Nothing against you, Hunbro, but can you guys let one or two goals in next match? I think I wouldn't be able to cope if we failed to qualify
>>68730651
Problem?
>>68731033
Only if Iceland win by more. Sorry but don't want you to be group winners
>>68731096
>>68731033
I want to see Penaldo's tears when Portugal go out in the groups.
>>68731214
I want the ABRM shitposting about how Messi's in the Finals and Tsuu can't get out groups.
>>68731214
The cunt would deserve, but we Portuguese sure don't
r-r-right? ;_;
>>68731250
You let him take the Penalty, you deserve the future you got.
>>68731250
You aren't anywhere near as insufferable as he is, so probably not.
>>68731250
Stop playing him, the. He makes the whole team play like shit. I honestly believe you'd be better without him.
>>68731308
You guys should play Messi as a Supersub. It's been steller so far.
WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES
GET FUCKED RUSSIA
>>68731337
Yeah, but then he played really well against Venezuela playing from the start. I'd rather have him play the 90 minutes, you never know what he can do.
>Ramsey scored
>>68731518
>>68731523
>we couldn't beat Russia
>>68731538
Does the Ramsey curse only apply when playing for Arsenal? I can't remember
Well lads, who dies now?
>>68731693
English hopes.
WHAT A PASS FROM OUR JOE
>>68730923
>South Korea's shameful win over Italy in 2k2.
why do people always remember that and they don't remember their shameful win over Spain? ;__;
>that vardy pace
That's what we've been missing for the last 2 matches
>RUSSIA
AHAHAHAHAHA
WALES
A
L
E
S
that was the cutest goal i have ever seen
>Russia
Who does England play if you end in second place?
>Russia
Nothing wrong with that ref, good call
Seriously. How the fuck did we not hammer russia?
>>68732159
Does a Welsh win eliminate England if it stays a tie?
>>68732253
who are "you"?
>>68732228
2nd in Group F (Hungary, Iceland, Portugal, Austria)
>>68732268
The permutation for us to be out in the groups is massively complex
>>68732253
We were all over them most of the match, unlucky not to win.
>>68731237
>yfw >we win but also tsuu doesn't get out of groups
which is worse?
>>68732268
It eliminates Russia. England's four points likely gets them through as a 3rd seed, but that would depend on how the other groups shake out.
>>68732285
>>68732268
It is virtually impossible for us to get knocked out and certainly will not happen tonight no matter what happens.
>>68732324
And this is why the Euros are a slurpfest.
At least in Copa you don't have "well we can just watch everyone else if we lose points"
>>68732305
Currently, the only team to not beat Russia
>>68732324
So you might potentially play Portugal if you don't win. Well, if they can win, that is.
>see cahill
>wonder why woy didn't use pickwell instead seeing as he's not too old
>remember that pickwell is the name of one of the regens in the england squad on my save
am i living in tribbland
>>68732416
>>68732268
And their existence as a 3rd seed is dependent on them losing to Slovakia. Otherwise they'll be through in 2nd.
>>68732477
Yes. If we do win we can still play them in the QFs
>>68732548
But if the Slavs win, you get Spain/France, right?
>>68732812
No. Spain or Germany
>>68732916
Sounds like Eng7-1d to me.
>>68731033
Out of the 9 possible situations 8 is good for us when it comes to qualification, so ... maybe? It'll be a tough match either way, I'd be okay with a draw in advance.
>>68731959
I don't know, maybe because Byron Moreno had one of the most punchable face back then? I'm glad he was dumb enough to get himself caught pushing dope.
>>68731003
Under "good" you mean "poses a significant threat to the English NT"? Only Skrtel. Weiss is the Slovakian Dzsudzsák (talented winger who buried his career for money), Kucka is a decent Serie A player, Sestak has significant GER/TUR experience but signed to Ferencváros last summer for a reason ...
>tfw Gyömbér (AS Roma), Saláta (Slovan) and Novota (Rapid Wien) are all have direct Hungarian roots but never meant to play for us
Sturridge and Sterling are the cancer that are hurting english football.
>>68733452
Sturridge is good but injury prone as fuck.
Sterling could get good but is horribly overrated atm and should not be in the England team until he improves.
>>68733653
Both don't have the mentality of a good player. Extremely spoiled pieces of shit that should be overtaken by any player that is actually willing to put in the effort.
>tfw playing FM12 again and remembering how fun an FM that isn't incredibly easy to win in is
>>68733821
>12
>difficult
Football reporters must love England. They can just reuse the same words each time
>Dominant without scoring
>>68733821
I enjoyed 12 but I would say 16 is trickier on the whole.
>>68733972
>>68733886
12 isn't difficult but 16 is just ridiculously easy
>>68733821
>FM : Box.Exe Edition
>Hard
>>68733778
How is sturridge spoilt?
>>68733778
And both are black. What a coincidence
>>68733960
the goal will come, be patient
>>68734089
no idea man.
>lellana
>>68734188
He's a rich footballer. Like all the rest. Again, IN COMPARISON how is he spoilt?
>>68733960
Yeah we could get raped when we meet a decent team considering how many chances we've been needing for each goal.
Though desu you could say that about most teams these Euros.
Or even a certain player.
>>68734261
By not working at all ever in a match. Never thanks his teammates for their effort. Everything in Sturridge's world is about Sturridge.
>>68734379
He likes to celebrate when he scores' and im pretty sure he does thank his teammates. Are you saying no other players in world football do this?
I can imagine mitch singing this at the White Horse
http://as.com/videos/2016/06/20/portada/1466442948_449050.html?autoplay=1
>>68734558
I'm talking about the english squad. It's fine if you don't work, however good players make up for it in technique. Neither Sturridge or Sterling have ever impressed me on any front ever and are continuing to not impress me. The position of both should be under huge pressure.
>woke up seeing Wales leads 2-0 and top of the group
Best feeling.
>>68734738
Hating england won't get you a scottish lass
>>68734848
I want England to qualify too though. Just supported Wales more that's all.
>Russian football fan leader Alexander Shprygin has been detained in France, two days after being deported to Moscow, French officials say.
>He had been expelled after violence at Russia's Euro 2016 match with England in Marseille nine days ago.
Imagine spending so much time traveling just because you like fighting
>>68734649
I can picture Mitch singing "She's Your Lover Now" at the Swedish Embassy
not this again
>>68734736
>however good players make up for it in technique. Neither Sturridge
Im as ABL as most but you are fucking retarded, but you are a tripfag so I guess thats a given
>>68734971
Explain to me why I'm fucking retarded.
>>68735021
Have you ever watched DANIEL STURRIDGE play football? Are you seriously saying he has shit technique? Fucking off yourself you dutch tard
Jesus fuck
>>68735137
I'd much rather his uncle on the pitch
>>68734736
his job is to score goals la, think of him as a poacher, plus he's the 3rd best striker they have available, kane and vardy perhaps marginally ahead, and after those 3 there's very little to choose from
but ye tbf, he could work harder on putting pressure on defenders and running more
Slovakia going for draw already
>>68735021
m8 when he's bubble wrapped he's the best English striker.
It's happened at last lads. The unbeaten season.
Shame last season I actually got more wins but whatever.
Rppmey's distribution is god awful right now.
>>68735560
>5 draws
>overhit it long and high
Great to see the new tactic working
>>68735657
He's been on the pitch for 5 minutes FFS.
The ultimate fallguy.
>>68734971
Never said he has shit technique, your reading comprehension is beyond down syndrome. Sturridge doesn't excel at anything, that is what I'm saying which is why he will never be a top tier player. since this english squad is filled with players that are exceptional at something his position should be under consideration.
>>68735733
Every single draw was 1-1. Odd.
>>68735863
You didn't yell at them enough
>>68735793
>He's been on the pitch for 5 minutes FFS
i realize that, i just am used to seeing him drop passes on dimes.
>>68735896
Yeah, probably
Do you think its the budget for FM17?
Would love to see that.
Would be amusing if a rat ate it though.
B A Y O L
>played the worst team first before people realised how bad they were
Fuck
Aaron Ramsey and Joe Allen are really fucking good for country
Cymru!
>>68736129
I kinda wonder what new features will be implemented in 17.
Hopefully one of them will be multicore processing.
>>68736335
a new player role that doesnt actually work
>>68736324
i think Wales set up/tictacs suit them.
Is there a physical trophy for the top scorer at Euros? Would love if Bale won it and rubbed it in Ronaldo's face all the time.
>>68736483
>Bale wins the euros and turns up to training with it
Got a feeling Alli will score with a blooter
This England game is too painful to watch and it's the only game broadcasted here.
>>68736894
Slovakia really haven't even bothered with this. They've brought the coach and parked it from the start
>>68736894
In Spain you can watch the games that aren't broadcasted on TV in uefa.com, maybe it's the same for everyone.
>>68737153
Can't do it. The site only said to watch it the channel that broadcasting the England game.
Wouldn't be surprised if people voted out based on these matches
>Harold Kane
>>68737153
It asked me for my TV provider and to sign in through them.
I never made an account with my TV provider.
>>68737153
>that aren't broadcasted on TV
You have games not on tv at major tournaments?
>>68737516
>He did not buy his tv licence
uhoh
At least it's 4 more points than the world cup
Fuck me Henderson is one of the worst players I've ever seen for England
>>68737601
yup, they only broadcast one per day.
>Best cross of the night
>A foot higher than our player
Fuck me shows how shit a night you're having
>21 shots off target
devastated lads
How many shots have England had so far this tournament?
>>68738291
>Spain
So who's qualified?
It's England and Wales right?
>>68738423
Slovakia will make it too
>Police car just flashed by my house
Someone is taking the draw very hard
>>68738291
Is that cause your broadcasters have a siesta during the rest of the day?
>>68738399
64
>3 goals
>>68738261
Daily reminder that Jordan Henderson is the captain of Liverpool
>>68738618
Christ.
Well at least Russia is out...right?
>>68738618
>one of them was a free kick
>>68738423
Everyone except Russia
>>68738598
Hopefully no one get hurt because of the draw.
So that's either England vs. Portugal, Hungary, Iceland or Austria
Time to start preparing your tactics for the next game Woy
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>>68738598
It's because they thought UEFA was asking for too much money. In fact no broadcaster had bought the rights for the Spain matches until a few weeks before the EUROs started.
>>68738598
they can't waste time watching and broadcasting football, they must make political football messages in their newspapers
