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Talk about the draft
CAR:Hurricanes acquire Teravainen, Bickell
NYI:Kyle Okposo likely heading for free agency
LA:Kings, Lucic in 'ongoing' contract talks
ARI:Coyotes open to extension for Martin Hanzal
CLG:Report: NHL chooses Las Vegas for expansion
ANA:Ducks bring back Randy Carlyle as head coach
:Randy Carlyle back as Ducks' coach, TSN says
SJ:Tomas Hertl (knee) doesn't need surgery
STL:Mike Yeo will be the Blues' HC in 2017-18
CAR:Hurricanes sign Sebastian Aho to ELC
PIT:Sidney Crosby wins Conn Smythe trophy
PIT:Pittsburgh Penguins win the Stanley Cup
>>68507966
first for canes
Bolts will have a comfy season and I will be comfy.
>>68507966
>SJ:Tomas Hertl (knee) doesn't need surgery
>first I was playing in the Stanley cup final
>then I took a puck to the knee
Am I memeing now?
>>68507966
>not linking to the official order
https://www.nhl.com/news/nhl-draft-order/c-280973262?tid=277764372
>>68508250
laffs liked it enough to continue paying it until it expires. glad you actually bought the poor diet stuff you must be a real good fan
>>68508262
>>68508262
>>68508262
>>68508262
real thread
OFF SEASON TALK
TRADE TALK
>Salary cap will go up to $71.5 million if the NHLPA votes for the escalator, if not it will sink to as low as $69 million
>Columbus will be looking to clear out some cap, Hartnell has given his list of teams
>Colorado will be looking to move Tyson Barrie, rumour is he's looking for a contract worth $7 million a year or will go to arbitration
>Rangers looking to retool, everyone except Lundqvist, Buchnevich, and Skjei is available
>Coyotes talking contract extension with Hanzal, have also asked for list of teams on his no trade list if they can't come to agreement
>Pittsburgh(Fleury, Murray), Anaheim(Andersen, Gibson) and Tampa Bay(Bishop, Vasilevskiy) will likely look to move one of their goaltenders
>Ducks may face internal budget issues when signing their young players, Lindholm, Vatanen, and Rakell
>Ryan Nugent-Hopkins might be the odd man out in Edmonton with Mcdavid and Draisaitl down the middle
>JvR the Islanders most likely trade target
>Red Wings will try to move Datsyuk's contract at the draft
DRAFT TALK
>Minnesota looking to trade for a top 6 forward, their draft pick(#15) is available
>Columbus, Edmonton, and Calgary all seem open to moving their top picks
FREE AGENCY
>Free agency begins July 1st
>Top forwards: Stamkos, Lucic, Eriksson, Okposo, Backes, Ladd, E. Staal
>Top defence: Yandle, Hamhuis, Campbell, Russell
>""""Top"""" goaltending: Reimer, Ward, Ramo
>KHL players potentially coming over: Radulov, Dadonov, Shipachyov, Sobotka
COACHING
>Ottawa: Hires Guy Boucher
>Minnesota: Hires Bruce Boudreau
>Anaheim: Hires Randy Carlyle
>Calgary: Glen Gulutzan rumoured to be the favourite
>St. Louis: Ken Hitchcock re-signs for 1 last year
>Mike Yeo hired as assistant coach for the St. Louis Blues, and eventually head coach in 2017/18
>>68508337
so you actually believe someone at his fitness level is going to age well?
he's a great player right now but there's a reason no one else was interested in having him for 7 years (now 6)
>>68508667
>67
nice digits. I'll listen to a sunbelt fan before a laffer
>>68508636
>hartnell
34 with a cap hit of 4.75M for 3 more years. hope he likes las vegas. I wonder where backes ends up
Karl alzner just had sports hernia surgery
>>68508776
aw that's cute, you think pongs fans are any different from sunbelt fans?
your browser history from a week ago probably still has google searches such as "what is offsides" and "why can't i see the puck in hockey"
>>68503407
>replying to a 16 hour old comment
Anyone here who went to the parade?
>>68508914
well you tried
>>68508920
>not posting that butt
>>68508776
>>68508959
not to mention you're also retarded enough to think hartnell will go to vegas
columbus can't expose him, that's pretty common knowledge
back to rebbit to read up some more
pretty happy le cocaine 1-3-1 man is back in the NHL
>>68509140
We did it reddit
>>68507966
>makes new thread
>didn't see there's already a new thread
>>68507880
>>68507880
GJ
>yfw the oilers do nothing but draft Bustkachuk
>>68509032
He gave in a list of teams he can get traded for and then used as expansion bait. I get you're young but the last expansion wasn't that long ago
>>68509218
Your thread lost, accept it friend
>>68509218
Should have linked it then
>>68509229
it's pretty clear no one is going to actually acquire him - there is going to be way too many actually desirable assets moving around this offseason to bother with someone like fartsmell
columbus will be forced to keep him and won't be able to expose him
>>68509321
Teams will acquire players for the purpose of them being selected in expansion just like before
>>68509224
mfw oilers trade their pick to the Canucks for Sbisa+Hamhuis
good choice, you need defense
>>68509500
>more lefties
Wouldn't even be surprised
>>68509500
Hamhuis is a free agent retard
>doing generalfanager expansion game
>get to nj devils
>literally no one worth protecting
>>68509558
not july 1st yet, we're giving the oilers his rights
Will all the Finns be bandwagoning Carolina instead of Florida this coming season?
>>68509559
Palmieri and Henrique are good young players and Cammalleri is still good.
Larsson and Severson too
>>68509636
columbus
>>68509636
Im a columbus fan now most likely.
>>68509636
Will be following both for sure. A lot of young meme talent getting injected to the NHL next year.
All the bandwagoners for my favourite teams feels bad. I've liked Pens and Bruins since the 90s.
What players will be top 3 in Calder voting next year?
>>68508636
>rags should also keep Mac, Stepan and Zucc
HOLY SHIT
sprint just stole the verizon can you hear me now guy
>>68509833
1) Matthews
2) Marner
3) Zaitsev
>>68509833
1)Aho
2)Laine
3)Rantanen
>>68509833
aho, laine, pulju
> wings sign riley "dui in a Teletubby costume" sheahan to a 2 year contract at 2 million a year
It wasn't a shit contract! There's hope
>>68509965
>>68509971
>Dat shameless jingoism
>>68509833
Matthews/Rantanen/Nylander
>>68509559
Don't worry they fired the shit out of that senile bald faggot they had for a GM. I wonder what he's doing now?
>>68510030
maybe embarassing dui stories are good luck, look at ROR this year
>>68510098
You seem upset, Jaques. How's Bergevin/Therrien working out?
>>68509746
Pens AND Bruins
Pick one senpai
>>68510292
grammar/spelling is too good for it to be a Jacques, I'm thinking it's Gord from Deadmonton
>>68510292
I'm not a habs fan, Raj, but certainly better than 30th place
BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO
>>68507966
>SJ:Tomas Hertl (knee) doesn't need surgery
Thank fuck.
Hopefully he's back in time for WCH.
>>68510529
>All Toronto fans are Indian
You've never been outside Hongcouver and China have you, Xiang?
>>68510321
No. Wanna know my third favourite? Canadiens. Suck ma dick.
>>68510658
Not a cantpucks fan either, Kerpal. Not that your team is any better than that flaming pile of dogshit.
>30th place
>trying to banter
wew
>>68510658
it's literally a running meme that everyone at leafs and jays games is white and raptors games are the only ones with 'diversity'
>>68510744
>my b-basement t-eam is better than yours xD!!
hi i like hokkei
>>68510886
What the fuck is that proxy?
@68510886
>Using a proxy to get (You)s
>>68510836
How many rebuilds has it been now? I've lost count.
Its amazing that you hindus believe your ownership every time
>>68510935
lol nice
In the 1950-51 season Gordie Howe weighed 205. At that weight he was the third heaviest player in the league out of all 173 players.
>>68510938
I have yet to see what team you're a fan of. Which is it? You said you weren't a habs fan which automatically means you need to git gud faggot.
@68510945
Now who's getting the (You)s, gotcha
>Windows telling me to upgrade to Windows 10 or it won't update my Wifi drivers
wew lad
good thing i have a 100 metre ethernet cable :^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)
>tripfags using this thread as their own blog
i dont get it tbqh
>>68511029
Fuck off, kips
>>68511029
Are you Cambodian or Vietnamese?
>>68511068
Ya I might make a new trip just to complain to you about my life, Binlan
which team got cucked the hardest in the draft?
>>68511111
laffs
they have to draft matthews or people will rage
but matthews is a bust so the fans will rage anyways
dubs canada is a shit nation
>>68511111
canucks
>>68511111
>Honcouver
>>68511150
how is he so swift with all that overweight
@68511136
Pls go, flag is too weird it makes me uncomfertable
>>68511111
Trevor Linden
>>68511188
Triple double no assist
>>68510994
I could be a fan of literally any team in the league and I could still laff at the laffs
Feels good
>>68511236
>Being a fan of teams other than the leafs
how can a fanbase be so delusional?
t. lifelong finnish national team fan
>>68511229
he comin this september
>>68511170
That's not overweight. that's just extra energy
>>68511273
laffs hindus are the only people more deluded than finngolians
>>68511295
not unless you post that butt
>>68511282
leafs have more cups than any american team kek
>>68511236
Are you upset at being a fan of an irrelevant team?
>>68511326
does she watch hokki?
>>68511252
Ttbqhwyf
>>68511339
Dont give away the (You)s like that, keep hoc pure with just CAN/USA/FIN
>>68511236
>he still can't say who he cheers for
it's one of coilers/jests/flimflams and i'd much rather have the leafs roster and system going forward than any of those shit-tier teams
>>68511361
What about Norge and Sweden
>>68511381
usa > finn in the bin > leaf > norge > sverige
>>68511325
since we've ruled out the only 3 relevant canadian teams, he is either a fan of senaturds, flimflams, coilers or jests
>>68511376
All those teams are better than the laffs
>>68511326
R A R E
A
R
E
>>68511325
there are 29 more relevant teams than the laffs
top kek
shit team
shit fans
shit city
does anyone have that "we're good and we're young screenie?
>>68511381
Norge/Sweden/Russia/Slovakia are tolerated because they don't post very often and when they do they dont crave attention. They keep it respectful of the big 3
ravioli
ravioli
give me new /hoc/ memeoli
>>68511406
If you're a fan of an American team as a Canadian every word you have said is immediately discredited.
>>68511406
>get 4 first overall picks in 6 years
>still the worst team in the league
Surprised you haven't slit your wrists yet
>>68511433
post butt
>>68511433
Rum
Rum
Post a picture of your bum
>>68511433
butt first
>>68511433
Some Asian trip posted her tranny butt here a while ago and we've been memeing off that ever since.
>>68511433
Ravioli ravioli post the butt-ioli
>>68511463
>>68511468
ill give you guys a hint.
Are you ready?
My team finished above the laffs this year
>>68511406
>being this psychotically obsessed with a team
>posting more about another team than your own
>mfw you're one of those western flyover cunts that calls TSN Toronto Sports Network
>>68511463
I agree m8, and vice versa.
say my name
>>68511463
Nah. Lots of Maritimers have cheered for the Ruins for decades. Proximity & NS and New England have a tighter history than NS and Quebec.
alright fuck this thread
hockey ended a week ago and no new dank memes
going to bed
>>68511495
>mfw no one on your team is as good as Matthews
>>68511495
Blots.
entertain us
entertain us
post a picture of your anus
>>68511522
Wow we agree on something. And nice dubs
>>68511530
Mitch "Claude "Jesus Christ" Giroux" Marner
>>68511433
ravioli
post corn-holie
>>68511530
Dvorak babby
>>68511402
stop feeding it
>>68511326
she look nasty as fuck,not bad
>>68511533
BUTT
>>68511567
>h-hey g-guys I can p-post about a league I never watched, j-just look xD!
>>68511433
>>68511533
doot
doot
please post those gluts
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXC6uP6494E
>>68511539
>mfw the laffs put all their faith in an american player again
>mfw they end up paying him 1.2 MILLION to win a cup for another team AGAIN
>>68511029
I did it a few weeks ago. it sucked and I hated it. now I don't notice a difference other than getting 5 less notifications per day
>>68511637
Good post
I love the fact that even though the US and Canada are rivals, we can universally agree that the laffs suck.
>>68511663
>Yfw the leafs actually payed Kessel 5.2 million to go win a cup this year
now that all the rags fags have fucked off it looks like the laffs faggots of old are filling their shoes
>>68511708
I'm going to miss those delusional fucks. But hey, even they won a cup more recently than the laffs.
>>68511708
oh man were there ever some glorious posts from that carlyle collapse and when they got cucked by the bruins
>>68511663
>a strong two-way center is definitely the same thing as a sniping winger
lesson #3238292 in the malaysian image board scouting handbook
>>68511696
>blues haven't won since 1967 either
>leafs actually have won more playoff series than them in that span
>/hoc/ still completely obsessed with the leafs and never post about the blues
hmm it's almost like autism runs rampant here
>mfw a team can anally devastate so many people at once
>>68511944
I don't even hate the leafs m8. Good luck to you next season.
>>68511637
The hometown strip was a dusty road
That's where the Anglia turned upside down
I guess the street sign is still tilted
The one bent by a steering mishap
After flying throgh the windshield
I had rolled on the hard shoulder
As I was spitting teeth out in the ditch
I puked blood and cried
A scar would only make this face pretier
And teeth can be fixed
But the police took my license and plates
That is hindering the hobby
I'm keeping my hopes up about becoming a rally driver
It's pointless to give advice to mothers' hero boys
You can't win a rally if you're scared
The celebration at the finish is for our winner boy, Teuvo
I was looking for a car for the weekend
And borrowed the neighbor's Sierra
As I crashed into a truck at the Highway
I think I crashed for the last time
Teuvo, give us a ride
Teuvo, your Anglia was sold
>laffs
leafs > canucks
discuss
>rags
>>68512016
I like the Canes. I live in Atlanta so I can choose to go either Perds, Bolts, or Canes games.
>>68512016
I like this meme
>>68511894
Doesnt matter what kind of a player he is, his jersey will be thrown on the ice like all the rest
>laffs
>dfw even when the leafs are last place they still got brought up in almost every playoff game thread
>>68512078
shut up cunt
>>68512078
there is nothing /hoc/ likes more than laughing at others pain
meme
>>68512241
good post
>>68511637
>>68512007
I put effort into this meme, I even translated the song(Teuvo the King of Highways).The meme was based on the line "Teuvo, give us a ride
". I guess some things just don't translate.
>>68512456
>BinGT
>mfw the red wings sign radulov and dump datsyuks contract on the yotes or canes
>>68512016
nice
OUR
FUCKING
YEAR
>>68508920
>replying to a comment from the previous thread
Ching chong wing wong ayyy lmao
>>68512529
I smile evrytiem :)
>>68512536
Oh you silly, silly frog.
>>68511944
>laffs
>>68509140
Look at fucking Bill, he's so happy, just look at him.
>>68512536
Now that Price finally saw how shit the hasb are without him, he'll try to get out of that shithole ASAP.
>>68509643
I see you every thread, devs fucking suck, so fuck you.
>>68512659
He's going to Toronto since every big name star wants to be there.
>>68511944
you're forgetting how new the salary cap era is. the laffs should have won every single year before the cap
>>68512707
>Those assblasted laffs fans
>>68511111
Oilels.
>mfw Jest took the second pick over them
>>68512940
are they in to each other
>>68512963
You're think of Fleury.
meme
>>68513037
>Chicongo
The Rangers don't have a draft pick until the 3rd round
>>68513062
>rags
>>68513061
should probably make the background a jungle
>>68513062
The Rangers WILL make the playoffs next season.
>>68509222
>Trips for Bill
He deserves it, fuck Toronto.
>>68513164
>overpaid, broken down forwards
>mentally abused, senile goalie
>pylons on defense
>rags
>>68509636
jets desu
>Habs odds this year for a cup are 20:1
>Laffs odds are 200:1
Also, not sure if this has been posted, but assume it has. Been gone for a week.
https://medium.com/sportspickle/phil-kessel-places-full-page-ad-in-toronto-star-thanking-toronto-fans-for-driving-him-out-of-town-74b0021f092#.zhpwznksh
>>68513352
Getting ready for Vegas I see.
>>68513395
I wish I had photoshop skills so I could put a bunch of crying Laffs fans and angry Habs fans in the visor reflection.
>>68513352
How the fuck are the >hasb odds so good after the trainwreck of a season they just had? Is it because they expect Price to Carey them deep into the playoffs or something?
Let's trigger some laffers lads
>laffs
>>68513416
I wouldn't call 20/1 good odds. Right in the middle of the pack, but hardly a contender.
>>68513449
>laffs
>>68513416
You're underestimating the best goalie in the league. There's a reason he won the vezina and the Hart before he got injured.
>>68513416
20:1 is not that great considering they have an all world goaler
>>68513452
>>68513475
I'm not saying these are good odds, but they should still be way lower than that
>>68513470
Oh trust me. I live in Montreal and the media simply won't shut up about Price (and I don't blame them for it), but the guy is pretty injury-prone so I feel like this should be a factor as well.
how well will the do in the draft and next season?
>>68513449
>happy about the 30th pick
it doesn't take much to please them after 50 years do it?
>>68512940
>Professional Office Building
That looks like it's from a video game or TV set
Anyone know who holds the most saves in a Stanley Cup final game (not series)?
Wanted to see how well Jones fared with 44.
>>68513644
Shit until you fire your coach and GM desu
>>68513739
Tim Thomas 238. Thats for the series
>>68513757
Avs aren't my team desu. Just curious
>>68513739
Hasek at 70 with a shutout in '94
https://streamable.com/wlvq
still crying tears of joy, lads
>>68513778
I know the series, I was looking for the most in a SCF game.
Thanks anyway.
>>68513800
Wasnt finals tho was it?
>>68513800
Eastern Conference quarter finals, not Stanley Cup finals.
>>68513842
>>68513804
If there was a website that showed the shots on goal for each finals game this wouldnt be that hard
Should NHL retire #9?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10496729
http://www.strawpoll.me/10496729
http://www.strawpoll.me/10496729
>>68513878
Doesn't matter to me since >my team already has it retired
>>68513878
No desu
Love Howe but you'd have to retire like 3-4 more if you retired his
>>68513739
if hockey was an american sport this would be easy but I can't find it. canada learn how to fucking save your shit on the internet
>losing a 1st round pick and a top prospect to replace Okposo with a player who's worse
>lose Nielsen and replacing him with some nobody who sucks dick
>losing Halak for nothing because why not; goaltending will be one of the worst in the league next year
Special teams and goaltending were the only reasons why >we made the playoffs, and it looks like next year both of those areas will go from a strong point to a weak point. Nielsen was our best penalty killer, and our best powerplay forward(along with Okposo). >We are literally going to be a lotto team next year.
Is anyone going to have a more JUST offseason?
>>68513878
no number should be retired, hang your banners over the ice that's it
>>68513936
At least you're not a laffs fan.
>>68513925
I found it already :)
>>68513936
depends on if snow can replace okposo with a great winger or not, but letting nielsen walk is absolutely stupid. the halak move i don't mind so much, but i'd rather move grabovski's salary first.
plus there is no way we are a lotto team next year, defense will get better if only due to pulock
>>68513970
sure thing :^)
>>68513878
I'm not a fan of the league retiring numbers today unless they were unquestionable worth it. team number retirations are cool
>>68514000
I have no faith in a Greiss/Berube tandem, and neither should you. Greiss had a career year last season. And Pulock is only really good for his powerplay abilities at this point in his career. He's average at best defensively, imo.
>>68514000
>we
what are you talking about retard
>>68514080
Someone has to prop up the islanders, they have barely any fans
>American hockey "fanbases"
>>68514133
your post makes no sense
>>68514150
He's an islanders fan
Fans often refer to the team as we
Are you mentally incompetent?
>>68514180
have you looked at the flag? why would he say we is he a part of the organization? what did he contribute?
>>68514180
>being this mad
i was just kidding lmao
I just want to be happy. Will the Bolts keep me happy?
>>68514180
>cancucks are this accepting of bandwagons
>>68514207
No, prepare to lose Stamkos,Hedman, Kucherov, AND Drouin.
>>68514201
>>68514203
>>68514218
>americans getting butthurt at bandwagoning
>they bandwagon 23 teams
WEW
>>68514245
look how mad this fucking leaf is
>>68514257
Is that your wife's bf?
>>68514270
>dude cuck lmao
>>>/pol/
>>68514245
>He visited Canada
Nice try false flag
>>68513936
Isn't that Casey guy your best PK along with Clutterbuck?
http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/phil-kessel-stanley-cup-toronto-kris-letang-team-canada-pittsburgh-penguins-maple-leafs/
AYYY LMAO
>>68514426
>watching Tim and Sid
wolf of wallstreet is starting on fx. the censors mite b fun
>>68514426
>LAFFS
>>68514270
Lmao rekt
>>68514356
No, Nielsen is much better. Cizikas and Clutterbuck kill penalties, but the Nielsen/Kulemin pairing is far more effective.
All the SV% are pretty high desu
>>68514426
that was a really good breakdown. I liked that he mentioned there was no way he'd ever mesh with crosby because crosby's style is so pass and positioning oriented but I think he could change his game to fit with malkin extremely well but it'd be a serious change.
malkin loves to find the guy with open space and kessel loves to find the open space but he likes flex too much to be able to one-time. if he's willing to experiment with a stiffer stick it might be seriously deadly, but no need to rush it while the top 9 are all staying
>>68514599
Malkin is gone tho
>>68514615
>laffs
sorry this is successful hockey talk
>>68514635
He was talking about him going to Florida.
>>68514655
I like that once you get called out for being a laffs fag you say "he" to imply that the last post wasn't you. too bad you do it all the time and nobody believes it
>>68507966
Is it weird to have been following the NHL for 4 years and still not have a favorite team? I just support the team with the most high profile Swede/s at the moment, been NYR due to Hank for 2 years.
>>68514687
But it wasn't and there's rumors of Malkin going to Florida.
>>68514690
you can't possibly understand the ecstasy or victory or the heartbreak of loss without it so yes. you're just a girl riding the middle line
Alright boys, who's your pick for the dark horse playoff run next year?
Who will meme their way to the conference finals?
>>68514690
>Rags
>>68514707
No there is not laffer
>>68514707
lol no. waiting for the screencap saying you're not samefagging
>>68514712
I just cant feel anything for teamw I have no geographical connection with. I dont support any team in any sport except for my hometown Swedish team.
I think its strange how alot of people can just "pick" a foreign team and feel intensely for them.
>>68514715
I'm going with either the yotes or jets.
>>68514743
Explain
>>68514748
Young talent. The Flames did it lastyear into the 2nd round.
>>68514729
Yes there is ya goof.
>>68514738
well if you have absolutely nothing drawing you towards one team or another you have never traveled, haven't watched very long, and have few emotions.
after following something for 4 years normal human beings begin to grow an attachment. you've never visited, thought you liked a city a lot, or chose a favorite team on a video game when you were a kid?
>>68514715
Carolina is improving
>>68514766
Post source.
>>68514761
Yeah but young talent is predictable.
The 2012 Devils got to the Finals on a clusterfuck lineup
>>68514733
He wasn't
Do you suffer from paranoia and delusions?
>>68514795
You said dark horse. I highly doubt either team is even projected to make the playoffs. Especially not in the western conference.
>>68514778
>google.com
Or...
>duckduckgo.com
You can pick. There's even Malkin for E.Staal rumors.
>>68514715
oilers
>>68514796
>>68514813
no sources and no images proving no samefagging very credible
I BELIEVE YOU THOUGH YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT LAFFERS AND YOU'RE VERY TRUSTWORTHY
>>68514811
True that, but building a good base of young players is a good recipe. Thats a good measure of improvement,
>>68514825 (You)
Ok bud.
>>68514837
no source no screencap. 1967 lmao
>>68514852
Quote the posts you think are samefagging my mentally ill friend
>listening to craig 'mute' buttons draft special
i hate him so much
>>68514866
no source no screencap. keep responding its been 50 fucking years I know you have nothing better to do
just what did the laffs did with all that money before the salary cap existed?
>>68514852
If you want to trigger me so badly, it's 1996.
>>68514883
He's American he can't help it
>>68514894
go ahead and quote them and I will screencap them
>>68514906
waiting for your source on the malkin "rumors"
>>68514615
>>68514655
>>68514906
>>68514922
these too, I didn't want to quote all of them.
>>68514943
still no source on the malkin to florida "rumors"
>>68514902
his erection for auston matthews is nauseating
we get it craig, hes american, you can stop inflating his height and weight now. i think by the time hes drafted matthews will be like 6'6 240 in buttons mind
>>68514946
i already proved you wrong here
>>68514943
get some help before you shoot up a night club my man
>>68511637
underrated post
t. different finn
>>68514958
his source for malkin to florida is his unwiped ass
malkin to florida makes zero sense
>>68514969
I'm not a candian flag you stupid fucking indian
>>68514615
>>68514655
let's go. meanwhile you should add a source for your malkin to florida rumor
>>68514989
i quoted my own post where I blew your samefagging claims the fuck out
>you
>>68514894
>go out
>come back to /hoc/ it's almost midnight
>this one buttblasted cunt of an amerilard is still here talking about the leafs in every post
LMFAO that fucking obsession
>>68514984
>nmc
>just won cup
>spends his off time in metallurg
yeah I bet he'd throw it all away to move to florida
>>68515002
show me that these aren't your posts. also please show me a source for you made up rumor
>>68514615
>>68514655
>>68514969
my man this nigger's been making angry posts all day, if we hear about a shooting in shittsburgh tomorrow it's this autist 100%
Can't we all just get along?
>>68514967
>inflating
the numbers he's using are from the combine you utter fucking retard
p.s. he'll forget more about hockey than you'll ever know
how many days until hockey? im fucking bored
>>68515042
Is that a real monkey? Why would it make a face like that?
>http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nhl/draft/2016/06/15/nhl-draft-2016-defensemen/85937714/
>BEANMAN #1
>>68515048
9001
>>68515016
neither are me
>>68515025
i doubt he is a pittsburgh fan, how can he be this asspained?
>>68515059
These are the important questions.
>>68515042
>he actually believes the heights and weights that come out of the combine
wew
>>68515068
>neither are me
how exciting, the guy that's samefagging isn't you. good post.
everyone this will be the offseason where the laffs faggots returns, prepare for stupid shit like this every single day
>>68515087
I love conspiracy theories, have anymore NHL related ones?
>>68515087
i mean, the entire hockey world relies on them, but i'm sure anon from taiwanese cartoon board knows better
>>68515126
its not really a conspiracy that every single pro sports league inflates those numbers, you just musnt be very smart
>>68515068
he was most likely too fat and/or ugly to actually go out and enjoy the parade
>313 posts
>not a blot in sight
>>68515151
what about the moonlanding, real?
>>68515156
Find the samefag
I can tell yinz right now that there is 0% chance Crosby, Malkin, or Letang are traded from the Pens before the end of their (very team friendly) contracts, and you can now probably add Kessel to that list. If they didn't break up the core after 6 years of choking, despite all the talk about it, it's certainly not happening now. I'm sorry they're not on your team, but you're just gonna have to deal with it.
>>68514979
Thanks
>>68515176
I'm here.
>>68515211
>>68514615
>>68514655
still waiting
>tfw no hokkei
>there are laff fans posting in this thread
kill yourselves please, nobody wants you here
>>68515258
but dude a mexican is gonna save them, just like kessel did
>>68515255
Slowly sinking into a black hole of depression 2bh
>>68515240
You've been BTFO twice now
Do you really need more?
>>68515176
>not even reading the thread before you post
These people should be permad
>>68515281
yes, neither of them showed these, post it. one retard replied to the same post twice claiming to be different retards. I only ever asked for these and you keep showing me other ones like it matters
>>68514615
>>68514655
>>68515273
As much as I despise the pongs and Crysby in particular, based Bill shitting on the laffs makes it totally worth it
did joe thornton shave yet?
>>68515309
i love how they all pretend to be happy for him even though you just know they are on the verge of suicide over it
>>68515280
iktfb
Is this the worst time of year for sports? Only boreball and eurofag shit now
>>68514715
carolina. >we will make it to the second round or farther desu
>>68515348
a-atleast they paid a player a million dollars to win the cup this year
>>68515360
enjoy it, the canes are relocating next year
>>68514715
Jest could easily meme their way into a WC.
>>68515273
11 in every 100 americans is a mexican
it gets better
>In 2012, the United States admitted 145,326 Mexican immigrants,[4] and as of November 2014, over 1.3 million Mexicans were on the waiting list to immigrate to the United States through legal means.
and that's without getting to the illegals
>>68515352
don't forget sprint racing and cycling!
>>68515385
still waiting
>>68514615
>>68514655
>>68515389
we got american gladiator and big brother to get us through it
>>68515366
>paying a player to win the cup with another team
is it shanahan thats the cuckold or is it lamarello?
>>68515389
US Open at Oakmont starts tomorrow
That's something I guess
>>68515415
fuck golf
>>68515390
i made neither of those posts. seriously kill yourself, you might be one of the most autistic posters i've seen on here in a while
>>68515454
50 years
>>68515454
how can one guy be this asspained?
>>68515466
honestly this whole >1967, 50 years meme shit is not funny anymore
dont you understand that we are the nhls golden franchise and that us being at the bottom of the standings year after painful year is seriously damaging the integrity of the league
did you see the ratings for the scf? there shit
the nhl NEEDS us to be the cup final to save the league
so stop fucking joking around about that shit right now, its not even funny anyways
>>68515517
>no salary cap
>richest franchise
>can't win
how boring
>>68515440
Nah m8 it's patrician af
>>68515517
>save the league
more like save rogers. No on in the states gives a fuck about the >laffs so only Canadian ratings would be affected. Since the NHL already bent Rogers over to get a ridiculously good contract they don't really care about the immediate ratings in Canada. Plus any extra revenue created by Toronto is just filthy syrupbucks that are mostly worthless right now.
>>68515491
>>68515626
at least now we can just compare all the laffers that are about to come out of the woodworks for this fuck
>>68515626
Half true. Think of the opposite. If we had record ratings, NHL emperor Jewmann would have a briefcase with a bookmark directly to under those figures when regotatiating in 2025.
But still gives then growth potential until 2025, and maybe the early shit ratings will be less significant
>>68515721
maybe toronto could actually try to be good and win instead?
where can I find some dank memes?
>>68515760
niggerland
>>68515766
where is that?
>>68515777
well you're here to steal shit like a nigger, may as well find a place where you can steal shit
Suppose somehow the
>laffs
and
>rags
Played in the east final
What meme matchup could the west possibly contend with?
>>68515812
suppose somehow
you can
post
not like
a retard
what would your posts look like
>>68515830
How you gonna greentext mid sentence you butthurt need
Does
>this
Trigger
You?
Probably that Samefag claiming autist that got BTFO
>>68515812
>>68515812
yotes vs poos
or kongs vs shithawks
>>68515830
weak bantz. wasnt even an oddly formatted post
>>68515847
>>68515851
Yeah, your post is stu
>pid
>>68515671
>>68515491
>this amerilard autist accusing 3 different canadian posters of samefag now using a canadian proxy to samefag himself
kek how can one americaitlyn be so fucking autismal
>>68515932
Serious mental illness tbqh
Probably doesn't have health insurance the poor lad
>hawks trade peepoo
are they slowly imploding? seems like the "dynasty" is coming to an end
>>68515626
35% of the gate revenues for playoff home games goes to the NHL. The more expensive the playoff tickets, the better for the league.
NHLPA also benefits from higher playoff revenues (driving up HRR), as it results in less salary held in the escrow account. Lower league revenues than projected result in a significant increase in % of salary held in escrow.
It's a boon to both NHL/NHLPA when the big moneymaking Canadian teams make the playoffs. But, with Bettman at the helm, he probably considers it a win for his beloved projects like Florida making it instead, even if the difference means the league misses out on millions. That's chump change for Gary compared to the growth of his sunbelt teams.
>>68513936
Greiss is okay, though?
>>68516089
>thinking a jew is interested in making fewer dollars
There's no great conspiracy, you guys just suck
>>68516125
>canacuck reading comprehension
I didn't say there's a conspiracy. Moreso commenting on Bettman's perception of sunbelt teams making it over Canadian teams. It's not something he's the driving force behind, it would be retarded to think that. Just saying that he's likely not thinking of it in terms of losing out in the short-term, and looking more to the long-term of his sunbelt projects doing better and growing the league etc.
>>68516124
>career high is like 40 games
>back-up has no experience
>>68516124
Speaking of Greiss, I was looking at this list the other day and was surprised to see how (relatively) high he was on it:
http://hkref.com/tiny/NrM8l
>>68514690
Hagelin and Hornqvist are the best swedes
>>68515372
implying cup winning teams relocate
>>68515372
Only acceptable if they move to Hartford
>>68516550
Rare chicken meme
>>68516619
thats not rare
>>68516631
Post rare memes
>>68516664
they wouldnt be rare if i posted them ;)
>>68516669
Off season is the perfect time to break out the emergency meme supply
>>68516676
>>68516664
Fresh oc. Just for you
>>68516778
STINK
>>68516788
SMELLY
Oh, canada
>>68517277
Oh, dubs
>>68517433
nice
>>68517433
God save the dubs
>>68517452
>>68517452
>>68517645
crackheads
>>68508636
>Radulov
Let the Vodka flow. Russians like to drink a lot.
>>68517433
What is it with czech and their ability to get dubs?
>>68519577
What is it with finns and their ability to "dubb"licate?
>>68519577
we have given a share of our powers to them for jagr
>meme stealing
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68519755
Carolina is the official Sweden-Finland team now, 2017 cup confirmed
>>68519785
they are building the right way. Smart nordic player.
>>68519785
No interesting swedes though tbf
>>68519846
lindholm's gonna be better than nylander tbf
>>68519922
>
redpill me on Slovakia. He is showing incredible dedication to his memespouting. Is he the designated shitposter around here because for your autism to standout in /cric/ you have to be something special
>Bill lost the Conn Smythe by two votes
Why live
>>68520476
He is to /sp/ what Peter Segan is to Slovakian cycling, a memespouter that seems to show up everywhere.
Finland on Saunacide watch
Brodeur > Hasek > Tretiak > Roy > Belfour
Discuss
>>68520851
korpisalo
>>68520862
Hey Finland
https://twitter.com/chefcodigoat/status/743426123204288512
>>68520851
Roy > Tretiak > Broduer > Hasek > Belfour
Modern day equivalent:
Price > Rinne > Holtby > Rask > Lundqvist
has korpisalo become the officials
>Finnish goaltending
>>68521043
>Rinne
>>68521663
>Halak
>>68521898
>Holtby
>>68522825
>Rick Deepinthenetro
there's a chrysler commercial that uses the real human bean song and it makes me want to watch drive
toronto never deserved him
also post you stupid fucks we're on page 8
>>68523661
Would have been good if he wasn't made of glass.
>>68530255
she wanted to pheel the thrill
>>68530358
You can't really blame her tbf
Don't mind me, just ruining the team's chance to win the second cup
>>68530834
that's not the face of dallas defense.
>umberger being bought out
thank christ
>>68531132
why would a finn like the flylels
>>68531132
kekäläinen magic. How did he get that much for him?
>>68531177
flyers went full retard for a couple years and ruined a good core
>Tfw pongs killed /hoc/
Good. This place was stupid and the memes were never funny.
>>68531214
Flyers have had awful management for a little while now. They made some egregious FA signings and trades.
>>68531214
This
2010 and 2012 Flyers could've won the cup pretty easily if they had good goaltending
>>68531256
Hextall is one of the best GMs in the league t b h
He's done an incredible job fixing the shithouse Holmgren left him with
>>68531253
>mad at memes
>>68531256
>>68531263
>getting both schenns
>that pronger contract (they're so lucky the jew rules saved them on that)
>mashit
>motherfucking streit
>lacaavlier
>umberger
>macdonald
>trying to win anything in Philadelphia
its incredible how bad every single one of their moves were
the hurricanes just signed cam ward to 2 more years holy shit they were about to start rebuilding and then this
>>68531434
oh nope.
>>68531434
2 years isn't too bad. What are the terms? You still need a goalie and cam ward is better than 50% of the goalies in the nhl.
>>68531508
>>68531537
actually I'm impressed ward took so little money, that is a very good team deal and I'm sure that's a huge ego hit to him.
>he's lost more games than he won
Top 5 GMs in NHL
1 Ken Holland
2 Steve Yzerman
3 Jim Rutherford
4 Jim Nill
5 Stan Bowman
>>68531747
I don't know. Holland has been garbage this entire decade.
That Ericsson contract might be the worst one in the entire league.
>>68531747
>holland
>yzerman
lmao no
>>68531747
>1 Ken Holland
>2 Steve Yzerman
lmao good bait
>>68531797
Yzerman is a good GM m8.
>>68531797
>>68531811
>built the strongest team of last 2 decades
>not #1
>>68531825
he's a slightly above average one that took advantage of the retarded rags
>>68531851
He's easily top 10
>>68531825
>about to lose the second best goal scorer of the last 5 years for NOTHING
>good
>>68531878
by definition, 10th best is slightly above average. he put him at #2
>>68531882
I think it takes balls to let Stamkos walk. Why would you bury yourself financially with a guy you clearly don't need? They took the pens to game 7 with no Stamkos. And we don't even know yet if Stamkos is walking. There's still a good chance he signs there.
>>68531838
is dominic hasek the best goalie in the world currently?
>>68531878
>>68531913
not to mention his handling of drouin and stamkos have to show you he inherited a team in a good position and now he's starting to be stupid
Holy shit only 8 days until the draft
>>68531959
No but Mrazek is pretty good
>>68531946
No, it takes stupidity. Kind of like letting an elite young player demand a trade because your coach is too retarded to put him in the top 6.
Imagine what you could get in return for a stamkos. If he walks >for free, yzerman is benning tier at asset management
>>68532004
Then holland isn't the best GM in the world, because his team fucking sucks.
Bowman is #1 by a lot
>>68532058
can't argue with that. keeping a winning team together to keep winning is very hard with the cap. he's lucky there's so many stupid GMs to keep raping
RIP /hoc/
2007-2017
u were 2 yung
>>68532413
At least were not getting summered
>>68532406
I dont know how he does it, even when he loses trades he finds a way to make it into a win. Other GMs keep getting raped
>>68521041
I think pulju is the only thing that makes me happy
>>68531747
How can you forget HEXY??
>>68533231
You could be right, or maybe he just looks good in comparison
>tfw watched only 1 game after the 1st round
Was it just me or were these playoffs boring as fuck?
>>68533504
Boring as fuck. No rivalry games after the 1st round. Pit Wash was ok but the pens essentially dominated them.
>>68533566
2fast4u
>>68532565
THIS
holy shit dead threads are so much better than the autistic fucks that shit post crappy """"""banter"""""""""" all day
>>68534694
>respond "this"
>complaining about shitty posts
you are what you hate
>>68534760
This desu senpai
>anze kopitar named captain
DUTHTIN A GUD BOY HE DINDU NUFFIN
why is hocgeneral.com broken
>>68535061
people keep saying this but it always works for me. are you all phoneposting?
>>68535114
occasionally, but not right now
its like, the first time it just sort of times out, and if I refresh a few times it finally goes through
at that point, its defeating the purpose
>>68535183
that's weird. well I'm using chrome and not having problems and I don't know anything else that could affect it
>>68535238
chrome over here too
must be ISP settings or something
>>68531747
>>68531797
>>68531811
If holland can do the following, he will be on that list for sure
Dump datsyuks contract
trade away Howard
resign Mrazek to a reasonable deal
buyout/dump ericsson
acquire radulov and/or acquire stammer
without losing AA, Mantha, or Larkin
sign any capable top 4 defenseman
a man can dream. He DID sign Sheahan to a 2 million a year deal, which is pretty good for what he does. Solid 3rd line center
DUSTIN KEKED
who /gianteagle/ here
>>68532024
Drouin played like shit before he went to the AHL and he came back looking like a pro. It's another case of the coaches being right and the kid being wrong.
>>68535519
Remember when kongs beaners told us he was a great captain and had muh intangibles
LEL
my
AO
>>68535627
>play with shit players
>play like shit
then
>play with good players
>play good
This isn't the first elite player cooper has clashed with.
>>68536096
>implying drouin is elite
Hoooookkkaaayyyy pubsub
>>68535503
My guess:
-Trades Dats contract away for a 3rd rounder and/or Junco or Pulky
-Howard most likely stays unless he gets a good deal (AKA the top 4 D man)
-Ericsson stays because lmao
-Signs Radulov for a bit more than fans want.
-AA Mantha and Larkin arnt going anywhere.
-IF they have the cap space they could make a push for one, or trade Nyquist/Tats. I can see him signing a bottom 4 Dman.
>>68536365
well we let Quincy go, so that's good (so far. He'll hit free agency before we consider him)
probably bringing up some AHL defenseman
oh, he needs to resign Marchenko too
>The Town of Dustin Brown
Randy Carlyle is going to bring the Ducks back to greatness and there's nothing you faggots can do about it
>>68537562
epic post bro
trolled XD
>>68537562
i hope he does, kessel winning a cup and then randy carlyle having success would assrage maple laffs so much
>>68531537
Actually, you know that casual little statement you just threw out there as if it was fact? It's completely wrong you fucking moron.
He only posted better sv% than 30% of the goalies to dress for at least 15 games this season. So next time before you decide to talk about hockey instead of spouting memes, just stick with the memes, you retarded fucking canacuck.
>>68537562
>Anteater
Holy shit is this boypussy??
>>68531747
>bowman
he's literally made like 5 godawful trades in a row now. if you're actually evaluating the moves he's been pretty awful, but if it's just in terms of cups then you might as well put him #1 and include dean lombardi #2.
Oh, hey guys. Dynasty coming thru...
>>68537688
Just can't stop thinking about us huh?
>>68537752
>getting rid of bickell
>bad
>>68537919
This
>>68537876
Awful
>>68537919
He gave out the contract in the first place, and had to give away his most promising roster player
>>68537919
yeah getting rid of bickell was good, it's good he fixed the mistake of the previous GM... oh wait
>>68537876
>black knights
please no
>>68537989
>finnish delusion
hes a bust
>>68537998
he worked his way out of a bad situation. Most other GMs would just bury him in the ahl or try to buy him out. Bowman packaged him with a shit bust and shipped him out
Great move
>>68538110
>being so moronic you don't understand something even finland does
he doesn't get any credit for working 'his way out of a bad situation' when the bad situation was of his own creation
Mike Chambers @MikeChambers 2h2 hours ago
Avalanche NOT trading D Tyson Barrie, GM Joe Sakic tells me. LT deal preferred for RFA, or arbitration. "Either way, he'll be here" - Sakic
>>68538351
>tfw this offseason is going as I predicted
>>68538290
name a GM who never signed a player to a bad contract. The irony here is you're a laffs fan. Imagine if Nonis was able to trade clarkson, or Phaneuf without having to take a dogshit contract in return
It's gonna be a very busy offseason
>>68538482
Except no one is claiming nonis was a good GM you dumbass. Digging a hole and then climbing out of it doesn't make it impressive.
>>68538579
Yeah because he wasn't able to dig himself out from poor signings you fucking uneducated retard. You don't even understand what I am saying
What a retarded trade, keep bringing in new people who are gonna spend the whole season in Rockford anyways and have zero chemistry if they manage to start a game or two. The fuck are they thinking?
>new contract for marthinsen
cool, I guess
>>68538732
>giving up a young controllable player for essentially nothing was getting out of it
Whatever you say man. Are you related to this guy or something because you're reaching pretty far to defend him.
>>68513644
We gotta get some defense.
>>68531434
WHAT THE FUCK NO
