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>Laffs
Guys, I need help. I'm not a hateful person. I believe harboring hate is detrimental to both your physical, mental and emotional health. In manyways I'm a bit of a pacifist; were we to reinstitute the draft tomorrow, I would probably rather go to prison. But good fucking god I hate finns.
I can see him right now. He's sitting by himself with the backlight of his computer the only source of light in his squalid apartment. He's giggling to himself as he takes another swig of low quality vodka, maybe even a sip from his moldy, 2 day old beer that's been sitting on his desk open. He keeps chuckling to himself; he thinks he's hilarious. He thinks people like when he posts pictures of his pathetic nation's new idol. He ":DDDD"s as he sweats, the alcohol metabolizing and seeping out of his pores. He posts Laine, he talks about how Barkov is elite, and he thinks the world loves him. But you know what Pekka? Nobody loves you. This whole board fucking hates you, and the world would be a better place if you killed yourself.
Everytime I see that disgusting flag on this board, I die inside. I fucking hate it, I hate it so much. I just want all finns to know this, and if I had the chance? I'd like to see every single last man, woman and child from that disgusting country gassed.
2nd for finnish hokkei
nth for fire tortellini
so what time is game 7
>>68480270
ahahaha that's me guys
Tilt-a-roller is a gud coach.
dab on em
"Subban" means coilers and laffs suck in Finish.
SNES ARE BRINGING THE STAN LEE BACK TO CANADA NEXT YEAR. BOOK IT.
sharks will win game 7, check em
>>68480451
delet this
Yfw the Las Vegas Black Knights win the cup in their first season.
>>68480451
If only there was a game 7 to be played.
yfw hiroshimoot finally takes my advice and ip bans finland
>>68480575
they actually IP banned a country
[spoiler]it wasn't russia or australia[/spoiler]
>>68480575
good
>>68480663
i would be jealous honestly, im pretty sure 4chan has unironically ruined my life
>>68480728
>implying you wouldnt proxy up
You're here forever, friend.
>>68480743
the worst part is i know that you're right
>>68480502
they should make them play game 7 anyway. just imagine the already defeated sharks taking to the ice against the triumphant, cocky penguins. god crosby would get punched so hard.
also they should make the bolts play the blues for a bronze stanley cup
Why does hockey have a bunch of tiers, while soccer is just one big free for all?
Ether soccer should get split up into tiers so I can cheer for Canada, or hockey should just have one big group stage.
>>68480980
"leagues" are basically tiers unto themselves
>>68481018
You go to high school in Van? Hamber reporting in.
>>68480980
why bother? if hockey was like soccer nothing would change. you wouldn't see mexico or israel qualifying for the event, just like how canada doesn't qualify for the WC.
the world cup would be better if it was just every country competing in a single elimination tournament. round robins are boring.
>>68481126
well, not really "go to" any more, it's summer vacay after all
>>68481200
pegga deserved better
>>68480270
DELET THIS
>>68481200
https://youtu.be/Uy4q4sxKHC0
>>68481269
>sign with trashville
>get to second round game 7
got more than he deserved tbqpfahwyf
>>68481018
he's talking about international hockey you dumb chink
IIHF has several different divisions
>>68481476
>Attempting to reason with someone who thought it was a good decision to install metal in their face
>>68481476
Fuck you nigger dont talk to my gf like that you dumb bitch
>mfw never ever Seattle Metropolitans
>>68480270
So is Pekka a common Finn name?
OUR
FUCKING
YEAR
>>68481521
>hurr, piercings are degenerate
>>68481523
what's it like to date a girl when you know like a million people have seen her butt
>>68481539
surprised the thunderbirds haven't packed it up yet senpai
>>68480451
underrated post
>>68481754
i didn't save it since i've seen it like a dozen times and people get banned for posting it, seemed counter-productive
>>68481754
She'll ban you so we can't post it
>>68480986
This
>>68481407
and this
Who's going to be our goaler next season?
Dubs decides
>>68481970
tuukka rask
>>68481970
Carey Price
>>68481970
Fleury
>>68481970
pud me in coach
>>68481970
Vesa Toskala and Miikka Kiprusoff
>>68482186
Mow
>>68482211
miao miao
>>68482191
>>68481970
2nd one
>>68481970
Not even memeing, Cam Ward. Screencap this.
>>68481633
Is there any hopes for Habs? Or am I better off jumping off the Cartier Bridge?
>>68481970
Reimer
Vegas is a great new selection. Finally Quebec gets its second team.
>>68481970
dubnyk
>>68481970
Benn's mother.
>>68482631
How the fuck Bettman isn't fired yet?
>>68481970
garth snow
Friendly reminder it was 3-2, with potentially having the first goal in a series clenching game 6.
>sunblots
>>68481970
Cam Word or Ben Bishop
>>68482631
Quebec got in too?
>>68482715
Lelllmao
How can the NHL support 32 teams when the MLB and NBA (bigger leagues) can't support 32?
>>68482765
They can't, this going to crash and burn
>>68482740
Nah it's a joke based on how many Quebecois vacation at Vegas. Quebecers love their casino's
>>68482765
because hockey is better than snoreswing and niggerdribble
for proof you can just look at the success of teams in markets like atlanta, raleigh, hartford, and glendale
>>68482784
>Bettman wants the $1B expansion fees
>meanwhile, Canadian teams continue to suffer as they pay to cover the 5+ 10-72 losing seasons of Vegas, who only draws an average attendance of 5,000 yearly
>>68482872
put it all on red and you could turn it into two billion in a minute
>>68482868
>Atlanta x2
>>68482909
>betting on red
'no' senpai
>>68482868
Hartford moved to Raleigh though.
Can I have my Trashers back? I don't want to support the Blots or the Perds.
>>68482872
>10-72
I fully support a Vegas team if it means they can wipe Ottawa's expansion years records out of the record book
>>68483019
Please.
Omaha will get its NHL team eventually.
EVENTUALLY.
>>68482584
it's our year lad
with a healthy Price we are unstoppable
>>68483095
That's because price makes any team in the nhl a contender.
>>68482933
>wagering money on the st. louis protesters
ew dude
>>68482953
>The club played its first season at Boston Arena, moving to Boston Garden in 1973. However, the Garden was owned by the rival NHL Bruins, and the Whalers found themselves fourth in priority for dates behind the Bruins, Boston Celtics and even the American Hockey League's Boston Braves. Fed up with the situation, Baldwin decided to move elsewhere.
after they get moved again they should just call the team the "Halifax Transients"
>>68482975
the way wacky gary is running things? yeah probably
Which Canadian team is bringing the Stan Lee back home first and why is it the >snes?
>>68483057
No, but you can have your third team before this fly-over >>68483086 from literally nowhere gets their first.
>>68483122
because the snes are going to lose in the final to the canucks, ensuring that it returns to canada
In which year with Toronto's 2nd team happen?
Guys my roommate for next year is from Florida and just brought up publix. How do I work in the fact that I know they have good sandwiches without mentioning 4chan?
She also used the word pubsub so now my autism is about to burst.
>>68483211
Say you went to florida on holidays and had one.
>>68483188
>Canucks vs. Sens finals
Ah, the one match-up that will bring back the shitty ratings of this year!
>>68483253
Coyotes vs Hurricanes would yield the worst possible ratings.
>>68483199
2026
the toronto kebabs
>>68483211
you don't. you can never acknowledge the existence of that particular chain's deli sandwich without outing yourself as an online hockey discussion afficianado with aspergers.
however anyone who uses the word "pubsub" likely suffers from the same condition so you're probably fine unless you want a GF that doesn't have a dick.
>>68483253
are you on crack? right, a series that the entirety of canada would watch would get low ratings. bazinga.
>>68483284
wouldn't be any worse than preds vs jackets
>>68483388
I mean bring back up the shitty ratings caused by this year's shitty match-up
Hence the image of me enjoying a fine Canucks finals with my fellow Nucksfans.
>>68483086
I believe this.
>uno gets good turnouts producing hockey interests
>no pro teams nearby, closest is Kansass shitty or shitblewits
>>68481970
Luongo
>>68483423
oh okay then
>>68481970
no goalie, just a 6th skater
Trades when? I'm bored af and the offseason just started. I'm hoping trades take off even more so than last year because of teams wanting to move limited NMCs and players they can't protect for expansion draft. Rebuilding teams will be able to feast on reduced prices of goalies (looking at you, TO).
>>68481970
Tim Thomas
>>68483807
Buyout period starts at 5 est tomorrow, doubt we see anything before then especially with the whole league going to Howe's funeral tomorrow
>>68483807
i think the offseason is going pretty good so far. vegas expansion, carlyle going back to anaheim, howe confirmed more interesting and less racist than ali
>>68481970
gordie howe's corpse
>>68483871
RIP Jared Cowen, bury him with Howe because he will never touch the ice again
>>68481970
Can't believe no dubs yet. Rolling for Ilya Bryzgalov
>>68481970
Anders Lindback
>>68483211
just say you've been to a boars head deli somewhere else in the country? that's all it is
>>68481970
Josh "MS" Harding
>>68483211
4chan isn't a secret club anymore
>>68483914
Jared Cowen won't be getting bought out yet. They'll be exploring interest from other teams who may want to acquire him and buy him out themselves in order to get a cap credit.
>>68481970
Anders Brevik
>>68481970
Lehtonen
>>68481970
More >Finnish goaltending
>>68484075
that's why it sucks
>>68481970
Ben Scrivens
>>68484166
Ding ding ding ding, winner.
>>68483144
Literally already has a bigger hockey fanbase than Atlanta.
>>68484166
Ayyyyyy, gay
>>68484075
/b/ isn't but most other boards are still somewhat normie-free
>>68484147
hilarious how it took until now to get the only realistic response
>>68484274
no they're not and you saying normie proves you're an idiot
>>68484298
Too bad he's going to be bought out for Scrivens.
>>68480607
How would you know this?
Surely you don't do it >for free?
>>68484501
it was russia
>>68484501
hiroyuki announced it
>>68484583
why'd you say it wasn't russia? last I saw it was a ddos from there
>>68484583
Link
>>68484599
>rags
Is there a team in a worse position than the Minnesota Wild?
>Soft 30+ winger with a career ending back injury signed at top line money for the next decade
>Incredibly overrated locker room cancer defenseman signed at an even worse contract for the next decade
>soft autist who can't speak English as a captain
>doofus goalie who was signed after 5 months of good play, has regressed at an alarming rate and isn't even starter quality any more
>team is so cancerous they ran their excellent defensive minded coach out of town and hired a guy that couldn't win with prime ovechkin and couldn't win with getzlaf perry and Kesler
>hired an assistant coach who wasn't good enough to coach in fucking NEW JERSEY
>fanbase that booed them off the ice in the playoffs
>management that relies on an IRL meme "the state of hockey" to pander to idiots and sell tickets
>worst logo in professional sports. A fucking bear made of trees
So, can anyone think of a team in a worse position?
>>68484746
does your mental health count?
>>68484746
their goalie is great, he just plays on a shitty irrelevant team is all
put him on columbus or carolina's roster and they'll make the playoffs just like minnesota did
>>68484776
Dubnyck fucking sucks
He was good for like four months
>>68484774
hi chubs you greasy pedo fuck
>>68484776
>Hongcouver hockey knowledge
>>68484785
four months is better than every team in canada tbf
>>68484757
DELET THIS
>>68484808
This post makes no sense tbf
>>68484746
>>68484776
oh and also their logo isn't as bad as anaheim, carolina, or florida now
>>68484785
you are simply incorrect. put him with good players and he's a playoff contender. hell put him with shitty players and he still gets in.
>>68484801
he didn't follow dubnyk in the WHL
pathetic desu
>>68484826
no canadian team was good for four months this year. at least the mild were you stupid fucking faggot
>>68484849
But dubnyck was shit this year
He was good for four months last year my mad pedophile friend
>you
>>68484829
>old enough to have followed dubnyk in the whl
>being on 4chan in your mid thirties
>>68484829
>WHL
Who the fuck cares? A truly good goaler can carry a shitty team. See: Price, Jones
>>68484849
Being the first round fuck toy of the 1 or 2 seed every year is hardly an improvement over the Canadian teams
gladiator is on a&e and I want to watch it but their logo in the corner is in faggot lover pride colors. should I stop posting on 4chan and watch it on my laptop since its downloaded or deal with the fag lover colors ruining the picture?
>>68484829
lmao yeah that sure happened this year with his .918 sv pct
>worse than riemer
Does good to you mean better than hongcouver goalies?
>>68484875
motherfucker i'm old enough that i followed darcy tucker in the WHL
you have to be 19 to post here
>>68484878
>Who the fuck cares?
people who aren't degenerates
>>68484900
if you hate gay people so much why don't you just take an assault rifle to a nightclub, omar?
>>68484894
Especially when the wild peaked as a second round sweep exit
They are looking at a decade of paying cancerous team wrecking players way too much money, they can't even rebuild
>>68484859
man what happend to mm this golie in minesota that had a desease? i remeber he being great for them
>>68484908
>i don't understand why a goalie with terrible defenders would have a lower save percentage: the post
>>68484947
Backstrom. And he was good but the mild also played low event trap hockey which inflates a goalies statistics
>>68484915
The fag rainbow just sticks out so badly it's impossible to ignore. Why do this during a movie
>>68484951
But he played with the same defenders as he did last year, you retarded gook
>>68484981
to be fair the arts and entertainment channel embracing gay culture is almost as surprising as gary bettman putting a hockey team in a desert
you don't like it watch spike TV or TNN
>>68484997
learn to read
>>68484894
yeah, as unfortunate as it is, making the playoffs as one of those lower seeds that gets knocked out fast is kind of an undesirable outcome, despite said teams still being "playoff teams".
with the way the league is today, the place to be is either being one of the few real contenders, or getting top 3 picks in the quest of becoming one of those contenders (most of whom have multiple on the roster).
>>68485032
Why is dubnyck so much worse then this year lo mien?
>>68485032
I just want to watch the damn movie I don't care what they support. Any idiot on 4chan that pirated photoshop could dull the rainbow colors to match more with gladiator, a movie with very dark coloring and great landscape shots
>>68485086
probably because playing for a team that has no shot while being surrounded by child molesting fans is going to wear down a person's motivation?
>>68485097
>gladiator
you sure you're not gay?
lmao laffers are getting cocky again
>>68485144
I'll suck your dick you faggot it's a great movie
>>68485167
maybe so but it's also the answer to the question "how can we triple our audience by making an action movie very appealing to women and gay dudes?"
>tfw hockey was my escapism from beaners and niggers
>kings went back to raidspicniggers colors and got good
J U S T
>>68484976
not the other one.. Josh Harding, man i just read about it, he just keep getting injured maan poor guy.
>>68485196
I'll have you know I had sex with a female last week and just because I'll watch anything with Russell Crowe in it doesn't make me gay
>>68485232
>having sex with a female
>2016
Get a load of this fag.
>>68485268
Current year
uh, guys, i think that electron collider altered the timeline again
>>68485232
yes we know and understand that and it's totally cool that you're bi dude
>>68485262
Fuck you I unironically like les miserables it was very well shot
>>68485285
why is your eastern conference upside down
>>68484890
Calling it now, Fleury for Goligoski within the next month
>>68484746
You really really really like Minnesota
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED
IS THAT NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE
>>68485390
I honestly don't understand why you post from your phone every single night. do you not own a computer? what is so wrong in your life that you waste space on your phone for all your shitty shorks images and continue to do it every day just to prove you're an autismal faggot
>>68485356
how do you spend 3 hours watching a movie straight
Uhhhhh
>>68485435
>straight
>>68485435
>what is casino
>2001
>wolf of Wall Street
>Spartacus
>deer hunter
>once upon a time in America
>Barry Lyndon
Do you enjoy being the biggest fucking plen ever
>>68485481
yeah man, I pause and take a break, walk around, then go back to watching
can't spend more than 1+ hours watching shit
is casino the one with robert diniro? i think i fell asleep watching that one
>giving trip fags attention
Is this how low hoc has sunk?
>mfw the Kings win the cup
>>68485493
Fuck you he's not even watching gladiator
>>68485501
Sad. And yes.
>>68485501
>hoc
yeah what's your xanga name
>>68485546
what?
then what the fuck is he watching?
he posted that screenshot and starting ranting about the homos
>>68485557
What's xanga
>>68485562
Well that's simple, he's not me
>>68485493
REEEE I DONT EVER WANT TO SEE YOUR ASS AGAIN GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
>>68485586
i see
Huomenta /hoc/, its my birthday, all I want is some puljuposting
>>68485687
huomenta
>>68485687
how old are you
>>68485726
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
>>68485726
2 old
you can have ONE poopoopeepeeinajarvi
>>68485687
hyvää syntymäpäivää XDDD
>>68485791
HAVE ANOTHER SINCE I'M GOING TO BED NOW
i'm going to hope this guy said some something good and repeat it >>68485765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjBXG0QaSE0
>tfw vegas will not have meme jerseys
>>68485791
nah, finns look older than their age
laine looks like he's 30
anyone want to collab?
>>68485816
of course they will. i would bet money that their shoulder crest is going to be
>A. Poker chips
>B. Ace of spades
>C. All of the above
>>68485925
there is no chance it's poker chips
>>68484746
>finns are autistic meme
I'm finn, I can confirm... it's not just a meme. It's all too true.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10489212
VICE sport finally made a hockey documentary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpjnIb6_zU0
>>68486370
sounds gayer than the gladiator broadcast on A&E
>>68486087
My opinion changed after the iihf final. I legit felt bad for bins
Are the flames and sens still meme teams?
>>68486503
yes
>>68486547
Why did Lazar eat a burger that's covered in spit from players spitting on the ice?
>>68486503
Hard for Canadian teams to be non-meme desu.
>>68485096
>>68485126
>>68485134
>laffs
>not getting your teeth kicked in by the gaybres
pick 1
official /hoc/ calendar
>0 days until NHL buyout period begins [June 15th]
>7 days until the NHL Awards show [June 22nd]
>9 days until the NHL draft day 1 [June 24th]
>13 days until the CHL import draft [June 28th]
>16 days until NHL free agency period [July 1st]
>~51 days until Ivan Hlinka Memorial Tournament begins [starts anywhere from August 5th - 12th]
>61 days until Jimmy Vesey sweepstakes [August 15th]
>94 days until World Cup of Hockey begins [September 17th]
>~119 days until NHL regular season begins [October 12th]
god, hockey is so fucking far away
don't let soccer win
>>68487062
Holtby wins vezina right?
>your World cup power rankings
>>68487907
probably crosby
>>68487931
Finland
Sweden
Kanada
Russia
>>68488028
i'm really looking forward to team north america beating finland
>rags
>rags
>poopqvist
>rags
>padshit
>>68486503
Yes, but luckily the >snes are currently doing the ''playoffs once every two years'' meme and since they didn't make them this year, next year is /our year/
hocgeneral.com is down and it took me extra 30 seconds to find this thread. fix this
>>68488895
Maybe the domain expired, i remember the guy said he bought it for like a year
future looks bright desu
FINGOLIA
Laine - Barkov - Puljujarvi
Joulevi - Ristolainen
CANAKEK
Marner - McDavid - Reinhart
Rielly - Ekblad
CLAPISTAN
Tkachuk - Eichel - Matthews
Hanifin - Jones
>>68488959
>dat finland lineup
>>68488959
If rielly is canadas 2nd best defenseman in the future enjoy never winning anything ever again
>>68488959
>average height of finnish line-up 6'4
how can others even compete?
No sleep + shitload of coffee is one hell of a combo
>>68489357
what's it like
>>68489367
Small amounts of amphetamine
>>68489367
groggy bliss
>>68489403
and what's that like
>laffs are going to be packaging picks to potentially move up
not sure how to feel about this
>>68489431
good move. They don't need quantity they need quality.
>>68489423
Focus momentum.
>>68489423
No sleep and red bull, kind of
Hockey is gay
/hoc/ is now property of Big, Strong Australians INC.
>>68489431
Source?
LAS FUCKING VEGAS?
>>68489896
mad
>>68485886
Pulju has the face of a god
>>68489731
https://twitter.com/3rdperiodsuits/status/742757131015884802
you can interprate it as trading them for a player but who the fuck can they get with 2nd,3rd and 5th rounders
>>68484908
Reimer was good this year only a 2.31 goal against he just got no goals for
>>68490062
>GAA
welcome newfriend
>>68490062
>GAA
aaayyyyyy
>>68490021
Well it would make sense if they traded a current roster player coupled with a few draft picks. They might package someone like bozak or JVR and a draft pick for some young promising talent. I would imagine they're trying to acquire a young goalie who's under control for several years.
>>68489587
>>68489602
Pls watch our sport
>kessel will bring the cup to toronto for his 24 hours with it
WE DID IT BROS
Datsyuk, jurco, pulk to Arizona. They stop playing like garbage, yotes win the cup in 2017
>>68485134
>an athlete flat out calling his gf a trophy
madman
>>68491825
Datsjuk is going back to russia dude
>>68491825
Datsyuk is gone hermano
>tfw we're getting 15 mins of fame right now
>>68492135
Go Slovakia
>>68492064
>>68492067
The ghost of Dats has negative value
Sounds like a fair trade if the wongs don't want to give up their 1st
>>68492135
rooting for you lads
>>68490021
Personally I hope they upgrade their 30th overall pick to 6th overall and grab Alex Nylander to play with William.
>look back at last draft
>laffs got Marner, Dermott, Timashov and Nielsen all in one draft
Lou really is pretty good after all when it comes to drafting in later rounds.
>>68492177
>>68492507
when does Finland play?
>>68492643
Yeah just look at all the great drafting in the last 5 years at NJ
Oh wait it's the worst prospect pool in the league
>>68492720
The same time you do Aussie.
>>68492588
I keep hearing this and I think it's fucking stupid. Alex Nylander will be a bust.
>>68492643
Except Lou has basically no say in drating, it's all Mark Hunter.
>>68492728
That reminds me. When is Canada playing in the Copa? Literally every irrelevant shithole including Haiti and Jamaica are in that.
>autstalia trying to out shitpost Canada
Haven't you heard, we run the shitposting game now
>>68492932
You don't run shit
>>68492823
Never because Canada isn't a soccer country aside from the >womyn who never actually win anything.
@68493045
Thanks for the (you) but I don't speak ice gook
@68493179
I bet you post frogs
>>68493158
i wasnt aware Canada was a sporting country at all tbf
fyi: soccer is even less popular here than it is in your country (gets outrated by womens cricket by a factor of 3)
>>68492863
He's a secondary assist babby in the ohl. I wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot pole if I was Mark Hunter.
>>68493335
That's funny because we just throttled you at your own sport which nobody gives a shit about here
http://www.vancouversun.com/touch/sports/canada+upsets+australia+rugby+sevens+with/11781653/story.html
Parade today, lads. What should I yell at Bill?
>>68493781
>Bill get
where can I watch the pongs parade
>>68493897
nevermind it's on nhl network in 2 bongs and 20 bings
>>68489896
The T-Mobile is the best arena on Earth.
Are there going to be any buyouts?
>>68494115
Jared Cowen for sure, no idea beyond that.
>>68494115
I could probably buyout your whole shitty country
>>68493781
Thore him a burger, he deserved it
>>68494273
Throw*
>>68494200
I have some change in my sofa, want split it with me?
>>68494200
You can't even buy your way out of your mom's basement, friend.
>>68494200
Jesus Christ is that what Armenia looks like? Top Kek that is one tier above a HUEfavela
>>68494409
its literally his view, he got really angry and posted it one time saying it was pretty and that he's super ebin rich
>literally mad at Armenia
Why are you guys so insecure?
>>68494200
Absolutely disgusting
>>68494440
Wait that's literally where he lives?
LEEEEEEELMAOOOOOOOOOO
profiles on Laine and Asplund
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h1FHkF_Cnc
>>68494507
..and some other prospects
>>68494115
Bickell propably
>>68494507
if lifestyle hockey apparel the dumbest slogan ever?
>>68494663
>PhD in mathematics
>300k starting
>Any job I want
>>68494273
>Thore
>Thor
>Swedish
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>68494675
Speaking of bickell
To Blackhawks:
2016 NYR 2
2017 CHI 3
To Canes:
Teuvo Teravainen
Bryan Bickell
>>68494803
It's spelled Tor here though
>>68494828
look at this retard
>>68494899
Have you seen downtown Vancouver? Downtown LA? Or hell, look at Detroit. More death, homelessness and litter than all of Armenia as a whole.
>>68494950
you should attempt lurking moar
I honestly pity anyone who hasn't left North America and realized how shit it is and how comfy other countries are.
But it's ok. Stay asleep in the American dream and drink that Jewish laced koolaid.
>>68494823
>teuvo-aho-saarela
>>68494823
lel
>>68494965
Your mom should attempt fellating my cock more.
>>68494823
teuvo is a bust tbqh
>>68494950
>implying you have been to any of those places
>>68495033
I think there's a new bandwagon to hop on to boys
>>68495061
armenians made LA their own personal israel after they made up their holocaust. he's a stinky smelly beaner fan
>>68494823
>mfw trades
Haven't seen Armenia get this BTFO since 1915
>>68495079
Oh I know this, thank god the >kongs are going to go back to being utter shit for the next 20 years
Will the Las Vegas Strips be a meme team?
>>68495088
I've been watching Canada get btfo since >1993 ;)
>>68495116
i hope so as a kings fan, get the beaners off the wagon
>>68495194
This 2bh. I miss when 30 bucks bought you 100 level tix and not nosebleeds
>>68495266
even the AHL Kings affiliate tix cost more than seeing the fucking Ducks
Canes fan here. How good is Teravainen?
>>68494823
>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCa0bDXyKAo [Embed]
>>68495578
hes a bust. the finns here are cringe and dont know shit
penguins cup parade is on
https://www.nhl.com/video/penguins-cup-celebration/t-277350912/c-40474403
>>68495578
Elite playmaker who will have his breakout season next year, Hawks made a mistake trading him over Shaw
>>68494823
>someone willingly took bickell
ahahahahahahaha
I'll miss Teuvo, but things had to be done.
>>68495938
He is like a scared Aho. He legitimately looks afraid of the physicality of the NHL.
SAARELA - TERÄVÄINEN - AHO
>>68487062
>94 days
good god almighty, just take me now...
>>68495578
Soft bust but okay 2nd-3rd line playmaker. Poor man's Ribeiro.
>Bill literally being a nervous autist with the cup
Top kek
>crosby hands the cup to bill
>he has no clue what do
adorable
>>68495578
Fairly good player. He worked well on the 3rd line, he could work the 2nd too.
How long before Las Vegas gets relocated? What an awful idea and terrible place for a hockey team.
>>68496606
5 years
It will be a bigger joke than the thrashers
I never realized how much steiggy looks like rutherford
>>68495976
>open up the link
>it's showing clips from a Hawks - Sabres game
What? Is the celebration over or something?
>>68496696
no the players are about to start talking. maybe just go to nhl.com and click the link on the front page
>>68496643
Why the fuck isn't bettman just waiting for Seattle? There's no reason to rush this and dump 500 million dollars that will never be recouped. Although he could relocate a team like Carolina or Florida/TB to Seattle.
http://www.wpxi.com/live-stream
been using this
>>68496771
He is waiting for Sattle
That's why Quebec will never get an expansion team
>>68496728
Thanks, but the same thing happens when you do that.
rrrreeeeee, stupid NHL
Hey guys, Tim Horton's is coming to Minnesota. Should I be excited or is it just a meme. Like in-and-out, because it is only regional people feel the need to brag and validate it even though it is mediocre.
>>68496782
This worked, thanks
Based Bill
Hagelin just memed in the parade ceremony...
>It was such a pleasure to play with Bill, the Thrill
>>68496870
Bill's being super cute and awkward and bonino and hags just called him the legend and phil the thrill
>>68496908
>>68496910
That's some sweet memein' right there
Sid's arms must be getting tired at this point
>>68497105
already starting that offseason workout
>shorks
>>68483914
>>68484084
Cowen on buyout waivers
I guess noone wanted the temporary cap relief
I wanted malkin to say something in broken english
Don't care about Bickell, I might sort of miss Teuvo but I'm really happy we kept Shawzy
https://twitter.com/VanCanucks/status/81190573637246976
>>68497812
nice
Jessica Rusnak @JessRusnak
Kessel said this morning on @FAN590 that he'd probably spend his day with the Stanley Cup in Toronto to celebrate with his friends & family
>>68497955
please take it to a hot dog stand
>>68497955
>>68498008
>all those laffers thought kessel was going to bring them a cup
>he actually did it
Life imitating memes tbqh
>>68497955
Based Bill rubbing it in Toronto media's face.
>>68496005
>>68496329
>>68496602
Well that isn't the worst use of the picks we traded. He is still young enough that I can live with it.
>>68496091
So we have Finnish Aho and Scared Finnish Aho. If we get Sweedish Aho will we complete the Aho memecycle?
>>68498913
>that many busts on one team
relocation confirmed
>>68499008
>not having an all-bust all-meme line on your rebuilding team
>>68499075
that's what the pongs did this year
>>68499150
Francis is going to take memeing to new heights and have us rebuilt in no time. The pick we sent off for this year was the one the Rags gave for the corpse of Eric Staal. Teravainen was basically a freebie.
salut teuvo
>mfw all these posters and only 2 flags to be seen
>this "sport" is literally so shit it can't even break out of the continent
my sides
>>68499365
>britbong still mad based Howe got a sticky over some shitty divegrass player
>>68499365
Better be careful before Ivan finds you, dirty chav.
>>68499392
Never heard of Howe and dunno which player you even mean.
NA sports are literally relegated to generals so the rest of the board can post countless football threads, it's glorious
>>68499479
Divegrass is meant for 3rd worlders. If youre proud of falling under that category thats fine.
>>68481970
Steve Mason
>>68499554
Fuck
>>68497812
Liked & shared
>>68499479
Which premier league team do you like?
>>68499622
Bournemouth, I live here
>>68498588
meh I don't think he really cares about Toronto media. Kessel is one of those guys who doesn't hold grudges.
All his friends and girlfriend are from Toronto, that's pretty much it.
>>68499670
At least you didn't live in Cornwall like me.
Lucky Teräväinen. He already won stanley cup so he doesn't need to stress about that and he will be getting a much bigger role in Carolina and that way make more money.
>>68499849
In the khl within 3 years
>>68499885
>score 45 points as 20 year old
>be leading scorer of stanley cup finals
>"khl in 3 years" -canadian pro scout
kek
>>68485687
It's my birthday tomorrow Olli, let's have a party :D
tfw no canes gf
>>68481633
kys frenchie
Did anyone really ask for a Vegas team?
>>68500159
daniel negreanu did
>Kessel took out a full page in the paper thanking Toronto for trading him to Pittsburgh
>sent the owner of a hot dog stand in Toronto he used to frequent a $50,000.00 check
TOPPEST OF LADS
>>68499973
Nice microscopic sample size you have there binlan
>>68500196
Of course he did. But do people really give a damn hockey there? Or is it just a huge business op?
>>68499973
I'm sad to see him leave the hawks but I hope the kid does well. I really like his game. Too bad he's stuck with pickle
So I wonder what Bettman's thoughts are on the absolute shit ratings the SCF and playoffs got
>>68500253
you know that piece was satire posted by a website called "Sportspickle" right?
Amerilards can't actually be this moronic can they? Do you retards not study "A Modest Proposal" in school?
>>68500253
Based bill
>>68500253
That may be fake, but this isn't.
https://twitter.com/EvgeniMaIkinEgo/status/743127559366410240?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Brings a smile to your face and tear to your eye.
2017 is our year
http://www.generalfanager.com/teams/expansion
If anyone is bored there is an expansion simulator on fanager, pretty fun way to kill an hour. Also pretend you are Dallas' GM, which goalie do you protect between Niemi and Lehtonen?
>>68500649
hawks will never win again
>>68500649
Jesus christ not another tripfag.
And, before you start claiming this is our year think of the blots fans. They did it all year. That was embarassing desu
>>68501271
And stars fans
>>68501349
Basically all sunbelt "fans" are worthless retards who just spam and shitpost because they don't understand the game enough to contribute to discussion
>>68501128
they both posted shit stats last year but Niemi has better career #s and isn't as much of a glassman. I'd protect Niemi. Plus Niemi has less term i believe
>>68501402
b-but I'm a Bolts fan...
is it the war on ice guys that got hired by an NHL team? is that why they shut their site down
>>68501494
And you most likely spammed memes and shitposted like a retard until they got BTFO
>>68501559
I didn't though. I just posted nice things. I never once bragged about my team.
>>68501501
Yeah. Andrew Thomas got hired by the Wild and Sam Ventura got hired by the Pens.
>>68501612
oh I never knew they went to different teams
>>68501635
Yeah cool for Sam since he was actually a Pens fan I'm pretty sure, Andrew was Leafs
>>68501610
sure bud
>>68501349
>Finnish goaltending
>>68501128
I would keep Niemi just because he is cheaper. Honestly i think Lehtonen looked better even if it didn't translate in stats but at this point just limit your cap hit.
>>68501664
I'll miss posting graphs that make fun of how meme and bad the stars were
>>68501128
Lehtonen has a NMC so he must ne protected. He is worse though.
>>68501792
hockeystats.ca is still good for graphs of individual games
>>68501852
I liked posting things. turned out pretty accurate in the end
>>68501128
The expansion will force a lot of trades and I can't really enjoy that tool because there are too many variables between now and the draft.
>>68501128
wew columbus is in deep shit if they can't move hartnell
stuck protecting NMC
Dubinsky
Foligno
Clarkson
Hartnell
Saad
Wennberg
Atkinson
Jenner
>>68502330
I'll take Cracknail for a fifth round pick and a mediocre prospect.
Am I being rused or did Europe really just ban menthol cigarettes? What are women and black people gonna smoke now
>visiting family in Canada in a few weeks
>mfw some of my second cousins are Matt Murray's best friends
>>68501559
I still spam memes and shitpost like w retard. Losing won't stop me, and apparently it didn't stop you either
>>68502809
>knowing who your second cousins are
>>68502330
this is why I find it hilarious that people actually believe Columbus has a bright future.
this, along with their brutal cap situation. Then you find out stuff like they're considering trading down from the third overall pick in order to get a centre.
Moral of the story: Do not hire a Finnish GM. There is a reason 20+ GMs are Canadian
>>68480228
Pullju to Devils when?
>>68502809
>wasting any portion of your summer by going to thunder bay
>>68503077
funky hokkei munkey
>>68480270
>>68480282
fucking top timing
>>68480437
>purple buttons
fucking what?
>>68485096
Is he the best talent since Connor McDavid?
>>68481970
A mighty duck
>>68485435
>what is Braveheart
>what is Blood In, Blood Out
>what is Up in Smoke
>>68499275
I still can't believe the >rags took Staal. He's been a joke for years.
>>68501128
making a legitimate team is hard, I took way too many defencemen
Looks like it's autism hour
>>68503442
>mfw I drafted Ribeiro, Tootoo, and Mike Richards to come play for LV
>>68503333
everyone is the best talent since mcbust m8
>teuvo
FUG :DDDD
>>68487062
>tfw no hokkei
>rags
>tfw two girls, one stanley cup
>>68504027
you think anyone has ever cum in the cup?
>>68504056
t. Someone who has never played hockey
Hockey players are beyond disgusting breh. Ofc someone has.
>>68504056
you know they have, along with fucking in it, fucking on it, fucking next to it, drinking beer from it, shitting in it, you name it some player has made his mark.
And I thought Canadians were supposed to be nice about these things.
>>68504056
The entire 1974-1975 flyers team
Which forwards does Buffalo protect?
>>68503077
Haha observe the silly primate
>>68504056
They all do and who finishes last has to drink it
>>68504437
>being a wrestler
WWWW
WWWW
WWWW
WWWW
>>68504249
ROR, Kane, Girgensons, Foligno, Gionta, Larsson, not sure who else?
Eichel and Reinhart are exempt. Moulson they might as well expose
>>68501610
No wonder why they lost. Dont you get how meme magic works?
This is all your fault.
reminder the penguins won the stan lee cup with this as their goalhorn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WccfbPQNMbg
>>68505066
His wife is hot af tbhfam
They had a live penguin at the parade lmao
Will the hawks be happier with Bickell being gone or sadder with Teuvo being gone?
>>68505325
That's based tbf
>tfw couldn't parade a great white in a shark tank
>>68505325
I went to the parade after the Angels won the 2002 World Series and they had the Rally Monkey out on his own car
>>68505325
Strange
>>68505403
Happier with Bickell being gone
bill n hags 4eva
>>68505403
Teuvo is a bust
>muh Finnish golden generation
best tweet I've seen so far
>>68505455
>year 2019
>Mrs. Amanda Hagelin
>>68505578
here's some swedes
>>68505701
Very nice
Bryan Rust is a cool dude he chugged a beer some people threw him from the crowd
https://twitter.com/adamstiska/status/743145949028024320
>>68505993
In sweden you ride around the town on the back of big trucks when you graduate the swedish version of high school, often with a lot of beer. Riding the truck we passed another truck with students from another school, and we passed so close that I was able to take a beer from some random girl #thuglife
Thanks for reading my blog, have a picture
>>68505510
Top kek
>>68506565
Cool, I bet the girl in the viking helmet is a swedish exchange student. That sign is spelled correctly.
looks like they're all going to get sufficiently laid
these guys obviously post in /hoc/
I think I'm out of good ones after this. they brought a fucking zamboni too
https://twitter.com/ESPNRadioPGH/status/743120839743315968
Soon.
Here is the official order of the 2016 NHL draft
https://www.nhl.com/news/nhl-draft-order/c-280973262?tid=277764372
What picks does your team have?
>>68506617
seems like fun but it reminds me of the scene in remember the titans when superman gets paralyzed so it makes me nervous
>>68507148
>14th and 29th
>The Absolute Madman chooses a 2nd rounder and a 3rd rounder with the respective picks
I want off this madman's ride.
But atleast its taking away the bandwagoners r-right?
>>68507148
enjoy #30 laffers
>>68507219
People get injured falling off the trucks pretty much every year. One kid actually even died when he fell off this year. No all that uncommon.
There are talks about banning it every year too, but it's a popular tradition among students and they haven't been able too ban it yet.
>>68505439
Pls no reminders
>>68507148
1, 30, 31, 57, 62, 72, 92, 101, 122, 152, 179, 182
>>68507148
1st nigga
>>68505827
>professional office building
seems legit
>>68507380
You don't have much room to complain, you fags win the World Series every other year now.
>>68505827
Lel no wonder they put that dog face on the other side of the camera, I bet she wanted to be a reporter too, kek
>>68507148
16, 46, 107, 137, 167, 197
I guess it could have been worse
>>68507372
yes its gonna suck taking auston matthews instead of some bust at 8th overall like kessel would've ended us up with
>>68507148
but where is the draft list?
>>68507473
yeah it sucks winning the stanley cup too but someone's got to do it. enjoy it, its likely the only time the laffs have the final pick in the first round since 1967
>>68507454
That one hurt bad tho. Bonds had an amazing postseason and had awesome guys like jt snow, rich aurilia, Pedro Feliz, Livan, bill mueller, russ ortiz, santiago, Schmidt (what the fuck ever happened to him, he was GOAT for a few years), and kirk fucking rueter.
That will always be my favorite giants team, except Jeff kent, he was kind of a prick.
>>68507148
13, 21, 43. 67, 74, 75, 104, 134, 164
>>68507454
>>68507639
I wanted to kill that fuggin munky
>>68507148
>first pick at no. 81
>>68507757
Lmao even the pens are sooner
>>68507757
>tfw they got cucked in the Staal trade too
lmao
I can't wait to see the >rags crash and burn this season.
fresh bread
>>68507966
>>68507966
>>68507966
>>68507919
>two second round picks and a real deal prospect
agree
>>68507636
>its likely the only time the laffs have the final pick in the first round since 1967
...yes? what do you mean 'it's likely'? it's not likely, it's a fact. pretty common knowledge actually you dumbfuck
why do all pongs bandwagoners sound like they read a rebbit guide on hockey insults
>>68508114
I didn't feel like looking through 5 fucking decades of drafts to see if they traded for it one time
>>68508150
anyway enjoy the cup win, but i'd cool it on the >hurrr enjoy #30
kessel trade might look good right now but i wouldn't count on someone that out of shape with such a poor diet to age well. your team's the only one that wanted his contract, for good reason
Original, first new thread:
>>68507880
>>68507880
>>68507757
>rags
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