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>Laffs
Guys, I need help. I'm not a hateful person. I believe harboring hate is detrimental to both your physical, mental and emotional health. In manyways I'm a bit of a pacifist; were we to reinstitute the draft tomorrow, I would probably rather go to prison. But good fucking god I hate finns.
I can see him right now. He's sitting by himself with the backlight of his computer the only source of light in his squalid apartment. He's giggling to himself as he takes another swig of low quality vodka, maybe even a sip from his moldy, 2 day old beer that's been sitting on his desk open. He keeps chuckling to himself; he thinks he's hilarious. He thinks people like when he posts pictures of his pathetic nation's new idol. He ":DDDD"s as he sweats, the alcohol metabolizing and seeping out of his pores. He posts Laine, he talks about how Barkov is elite, and he thinks the world loves him. But you know what Pekka? Nobody loves you. This whole board fucking hates you, and the world would be a better place if you killed yourself.
Everytime I see that disgusting flag on this board, I die inside. I fucking hate it, I hate it so much. I just want all finns to know this, and if I had the chance? I'd like to see every single last man, woman and child from that disgusting country gassed.
2nd for finnish hokkei
nth for fire tortellini
so what time is game 7
>>68480270
ahahaha that's me guys
Tilt-a-roller is a gud coach.
dab on em
"Subban" means coilers and laffs suck in Finish.
SNES ARE BRINGING THE STAN LEE BACK TO CANADA NEXT YEAR. BOOK IT.
sharks will win game 7, check em
>>68480451
delet this
Yfw the Las Vegas Black Knights win the cup in their first season.
>>68480451
If only there was a game 7 to be played.
yfw hiroshimoot finally takes my advice and ip bans finland
>>68480575
they actually IP banned a country
[spoiler]it wasn't russia or australia[/spoiler]
>>68480575
good
>>68480663
i would be jealous honestly, im pretty sure 4chan has unironically ruined my life
>>68480728
>implying you wouldnt proxy up
You're here forever, friend.
>>68480743
the worst part is i know that you're right
>>68480502
they should make them play game 7 anyway. just imagine the already defeated sharks taking to the ice against the triumphant, cocky penguins. god crosby would get punched so hard.
also they should make the bolts play the blues for a bronze stanley cup
Why does hockey have a bunch of tiers, while soccer is just one big free for all?
Ether soccer should get split up into tiers so I can cheer for Canada, or hockey should just have one big group stage.
>>68480980
"leagues" are basically tiers unto themselves
>>68481018
You go to high school in Van? Hamber reporting in.
>>68480980
why bother? if hockey was like soccer nothing would change. you wouldn't see mexico or israel qualifying for the event, just like how canada doesn't qualify for the WC.
the world cup would be better if it was just every country competing in a single elimination tournament. round robins are boring.
>>68480270
>>68481126
well, not really "go to" any more, it's summer vacay after all
>>68481200
pegga deserved better
>>68480270
DELET THIS
>>68480986
>>68481200
https://youtu.be/Uy4q4sxKHC0
>>68481269
>sign with trashville
>get to second round game 7
got more than he deserved tbqpfahwyf
>>68481018
he's talking about international hockey you dumb chink
IIHF has several different divisions
>>68481476
>Attempting to reason with someone who thought it was a good decision to install metal in their face
>>68481476
Fuck you nigger dont talk to my gf like that you dumb bitch
>mfw never ever Seattle Metropolitans
>>68480270
So is Pekka a common Finn name?
OUR
FUCKING
YEAR
>>68481521
>hurr, piercings are degenerate
>>68481523
what's it like to date a girl when you know like a million people have seen her butt
>>68481539
surprised the thunderbirds haven't packed it up yet senpai
>>68480451
underrated post
>>68481754
i didn't save it since i've seen it like a dozen times and people get banned for posting it, seemed counter-productive
>>68481754
She'll ban you so we can't post it
>>68480986
This
>>68481407
and this
Who's going to be our goaler next season?
Dubs decides
>>68481970
tuukka rask
>>68481970
Carey Price
>>68481970
Fleury
>>68481970
pud me in coach
>>68481970
Vesa Toskala and Miikka Kiprusoff
>>68482186
Mow
>>68482211
miao miao
>>68482191
>>68481970
2nd one
>>68481970
Not even memeing, Cam Ward. Screencap this.
>>68481633
Is there any hopes for Habs? Or am I better off jumping off the Cartier Bridge?
>>68481970
Reimer
Vegas is a great new selection. Finally Quebec gets its second team.
>>68481970
dubnyk
>>68481970
Benn's mother.
>>68482631
How the fuck Bettman isn't fired yet?
>>68481970
garth snow
Friendly reminder it was 3-2, with potentially having the first goal in a series clenching game 6.
>sunblots
>>68481970
Cam Word or Ben Bishop
>>68482631
Quebec got in too?
>>68482715
Lelllmao
How can the NHL support 32 teams when the MLB and NBA (bigger leagues) can't support 32?
>>68482765
They can't, this going to crash and burn
>>68482740
Nah it's a joke based on how many Quebecois vacation at Vegas. Quebecers love their casino's
>>68482765
because hockey is better than snoreswing and niggerdribble
for proof you can just look at the success of teams in markets like atlanta, raleigh, hartford, and glendale
>>68482784
>Bettman wants the $1B expansion fees
>meanwhile, Canadian teams continue to suffer as they pay to cover the 5+ 10-72 losing seasons of Vegas, who only draws an average attendance of 5,000 yearly
>>68482872
put it all on red and you could turn it into two billion in a minute
>>68482868
>Atlanta x2
>>68482909
>betting on red
'no' senpai
>>68482868
Hartford moved to Raleigh though.
Can I have my Trashers back? I don't want to support the Blots or the Perds.
>>68482872
>10-72
I fully support a Vegas team if it means they can wipe Ottawa's expansion years records out of the record book
>>68483019
Please.
Omaha will get its NHL team eventually.
EVENTUALLY.
>>68482584
it's our year lad
with a healthy Price we are unstoppable
>>68483095
That's because price makes any team in the nhl a contender.
>>68482933
>wagering money on the st. louis protesters
ew dude
>>68482953
>The club played its first season at Boston Arena, moving to Boston Garden in 1973. However, the Garden was owned by the rival NHL Bruins, and the Whalers found themselves fourth in priority for dates behind the Bruins, Boston Celtics and even the American Hockey League's Boston Braves. Fed up with the situation, Baldwin decided to move elsewhere.
after they get moved again they should just call the team the "Halifax Transients"
>>68482975
the way wacky gary is running things? yeah probably
Which Canadian team is bringing the Stan Lee back home first and why is it the >snes?
>>68483057
No, but you can have your third team before this fly-over >>68483086 from literally nowhere gets their first.
>>68483122
because the snes are going to lose in the final to the canucks, ensuring that it returns to canada
In which year with Toronto's 2nd team happen?
Guys my roommate for next year is from Florida and just brought up publix. How do I work in the fact that I know they have good sandwiches without mentioning 4chan?
She also used the word pubsub so now my autism is about to burst.
>>68483211
Say you went to florida on holidays and had one.
>>68483188
>Canucks vs. Sens finals
Ah, the one match-up that will bring back the shitty ratings of this year!
>>68483253
Coyotes vs Hurricanes would yield the worst possible ratings.
>>68483199
2026
the toronto kebabs
>>68483211
you don't. you can never acknowledge the existence of that particular chain's deli sandwich without outing yourself as an online hockey discussion afficianado with aspergers.
however anyone who uses the word "pubsub" likely suffers from the same condition so you're probably fine unless you want a GF that doesn't have a dick.
>>68483253
are you on crack? right, a series that the entirety of canada would watch would get low ratings. bazinga.
>>68483284
wouldn't be any worse than preds vs jackets
>>68483388
I mean bring back up the shitty ratings caused by this year's shitty match-up
Hence the image of me enjoying a fine Canucks finals with my fellow Nucksfans.
>>68483086
I believe this.
>uno gets good turnouts producing hockey interests
>no pro teams nearby, closest is Kansass shitty or shitblewits
>>68481970
Luongo
>>68483423
oh okay then
>>68481970
no goalie, just a 6th skater
Trades when? I'm bored af and the offseason just started. I'm hoping trades take off even more so than last year because of teams wanting to move limited NMCs and players they can't protect for expansion draft. Rebuilding teams will be able to feast on reduced prices of goalies (looking at you, TO).
>>68481970
Tim Thomas
>>68483807
Buyout period starts at 5 est tomorrow, doubt we see anything before then especially with the whole league going to Howe's funeral tomorrow
>>68483807
i think the offseason is going pretty good so far. vegas expansion, carlyle going back to anaheim, howe confirmed more interesting and less racist than ali
>>68481970
gordie howe's corpse
>>68483871
RIP Jared Cowen, bury him with Howe because he will never touch the ice again
>>68481862
>>68481970
Can't believe no dubs yet. Rolling for Ilya Bryzgalov
>>68481970
Anders Lindback
>>68483211
just say you've been to a boars head deli somewhere else in the country? that's all it is
>>68481970
Josh "MS" Harding
>>68483211
4chan isn't a secret club anymore
>>68483914
Jared Cowen won't be getting bought out yet. They'll be exploring interest from other teams who may want to acquire him and buy him out themselves in order to get a cap credit.
>>68481970
Anders Brevik
>>68481970
Lehtonen
>>68481970
More >Finnish goaltending
>>68484075
that's why it sucks
>>68481970
Ben Scrivens
>>68484166
Ding ding ding ding, winner.
>>68483144
Literally already has a bigger hockey fanbase than Atlanta.
>>68484166
Ayyyyyy, gay
>>68484075
/b/ isn't but most other boards are still somewhat normie-free
>>68484147
hilarious how it took until now to get the only realistic response
>>68484274
no they're not and you saying normie proves you're an idiot
>>68484298
Too bad he's going to be bought out for Scrivens.
>>68480607
How would you know this?
Surely you don't do it >for free?
>>68484501
it was russia
>>68484501
hiroyuki announced it
>>68484583
why'd you say it wasn't russia? last I saw it was a ddos from there
>>68484583
Link
>>68484599
>>68484640
>rags
Is there a team in a worse position than the Minnesota Wild?
>Soft 30+ winger with a career ending back injury signed at top line money for the next decade
>Incredibly overrated locker room cancer defenseman signed at an even worse contract for the next decade
>soft autist who can't speak English as a captain
>doofus goalie who was signed after 5 months of good play, has regressed at an alarming rate and isn't even starter quality any more
>team is so cancerous they ran their excellent defensive minded coach out of town and hired a guy that couldn't win with prime ovechkin and couldn't win with getzlaf perry and Kesler
>hired an assistant coach who wasn't good enough to coach in fucking NEW JERSEY
>fanbase that booed them off the ice in the playoffs
>management that relies on an IRL meme "the state of hockey" to pander to idiots and sell tickets
>worst logo in professional sports. A fucking bear made of trees
So, can anyone think of a team in a worse position?
>>68484746
does your mental health count?
>>68484746
their goalie is great, he just plays on a shitty irrelevant team is all
put him on columbus or carolina's roster and they'll make the playoffs just like minnesota did
>>68484776
Dubnyck fucking sucks
He was good for like four months
>>68484774
hi chubs you greasy pedo fuck
>>68484776
>Hongcouver hockey knowledge
>>68484785
four months is better than every team in canada tbf
>>68484757
DELET THIS
>>68484808
This post makes no sense tbf
>>68484746
>>68484776
oh and also their logo isn't as bad as anaheim, carolina, or florida now
>>68484785
you are simply incorrect. put him with good players and he's a playoff contender. hell put him with shitty players and he still gets in.
>>68484801
he didn't follow dubnyk in the WHL
pathetic desu
>>68484826
no canadian team was good for four months this year. at least the mild were you stupid fucking faggot
>>68484849
But dubnyck was shit this year
He was good for four months last year my mad pedophile friend
>you
>>68484829
>old enough to have followed dubnyk in the whl
>being on 4chan in your mid thirties
>>68484829
>WHL
Who the fuck cares? A truly good goaler can carry a shitty team. See: Price, Jones
>>68484849
Being the first round fuck toy of the 1 or 2 seed every year is hardly an improvement over the Canadian teams
gladiator is on a&e and I want to watch it but their logo in the corner is in faggot lover pride colors. should I stop posting on 4chan and watch it on my laptop since its downloaded or deal with the fag lover colors ruining the picture?
>>68484829
lmao yeah that sure happened this year with his .918 sv pct
>worse than riemer
Does good to you mean better than hongcouver goalies?
>>68484875
motherfucker i'm old enough that i followed darcy tucker in the WHL
you have to be 19 to post here
>>68484878
>Who the fuck cares?
people who aren't degenerates
>>68484900
if you hate gay people so much why don't you just take an assault rifle to a nightclub, omar?
>>68484894
Especially when the wild peaked as a second round sweep exit
They are looking at a decade of paying cancerous team wrecking players way too much money, they can't even rebuild
>>68484859
man what happend to mm this golie in minesota that had a desease? i remeber he being great for them
>>68484908
>i don't understand why a goalie with terrible defenders would have a lower save percentage: the post
>>68484947
Backstrom. And he was good but the mild also played low event trap hockey which inflates a goalies statistics
>>68484915
The fag rainbow just sticks out so badly it's impossible to ignore. Why do this during a movie
>>68484951
But he played with the same defenders as he did last year, you retarded gook
>>68484981
to be fair the arts and entertainment channel embracing gay culture is almost as surprising as gary bettman putting a hockey team in a desert
you don't like it watch spike TV or TNN
>>68484997
learn to read
>>68484894
yeah, as unfortunate as it is, making the playoffs as one of those lower seeds that gets knocked out fast is kind of an undesirable outcome, despite said teams still being "playoff teams".
with the way the league is today, the place to be is either being one of the few real contenders, or getting top 3 picks in the quest of becoming one of those contenders (most of whom have multiple on the roster).
>>68485032
Why is dubnyck so much worse then this year lo mien?
>>68485032
I just want to watch the damn movie I don't care what they support. Any idiot on 4chan that pirated photoshop could dull the rainbow colors to match more with gladiator, a movie with very dark coloring and great landscape shots
>>68485096
>>68485126
>>68485086
probably because playing for a team that has no shot while being surrounded by child molesting fans is going to wear down a person's motivation?
>>68485097
>gladiator
you sure you're not gay?
lmao laffers are getting cocky again
>>68485144
I'll suck your dick you faggot it's a great movie
>>68485167
maybe so but it's also the answer to the question "how can we triple our audience by making an action movie very appealing to women and gay dudes?"
>tfw hockey was my escapism from beaners and niggers
>kings went back to raidspicniggers colors and got good
J U S T
>>68484976
not the other one.. Josh Harding, man i just read about it, he just keep getting injured maan poor guy.
>>68485196
I'll have you know I had sex with a female last week and just because I'll watch anything with Russell Crowe in it doesn't make me gay
>>68485232
>having sex with a female
>2016
Get a load of this fag.
>>68485268
Current year
uh, guys, i think that electron collider altered the timeline again
>>68485232
yes we know and understand that and it's totally cool that you're bi dude
>>68485262
Fuck you I unironically like les miserables it was very well shot
>>68485285
why is your eastern conference upside down
>>68484890
Calling it now, Fleury for Goligoski within the next month
>>68484746
You really really really like Minnesota
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED
IS THAT NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE
>>68485390
I honestly don't understand why you post from your phone every single night. do you not own a computer? what is so wrong in your life that you waste space on your phone for all your shitty shorks images and continue to do it every day just to prove you're an autismal faggot
>>68485356
how do you spend 3 hours watching a movie straight
Uhhhhh
>>68485435
>straight
>>68485443
>>68485435
>what is casino
>2001
>wolf of Wall Street
>Spartacus
>deer hunter
>once upon a time in America
>Barry Lyndon
Do you enjoy being the biggest fucking plen ever
>>68485481
yeah man, I pause and take a break, walk around, then go back to watching
can't spend more than 1+ hours watching shit
is casino the one with robert diniro? i think i fell asleep watching that one
>giving trip fags attention
Is this how low hoc has sunk?
>mfw the Kings win the cup
>>68485493
Fuck you he's not even watching gladiator
>>68485501
Sad. And yes.
>>68485501
>hoc
yeah what's your xanga name
>>68485546
what?
then what the fuck is he watching?
he posted that screenshot and starting ranting about the homos
>>68485557
What's xanga
>>68485562
Well that's simple, he's not me
>>68485493
REEEE I DONT EVER WANT TO SEE YOUR ASS AGAIN GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
>>68485586
i see
Huomenta /hoc/, its my birthday, all I want is some puljuposting
>>68485687
huomenta
>>68485687
>>68485687
how old are you
>>68485726
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
>>68485726
2 old
you can have ONE poopoopeepeeinajarvi
>>68485687
hyvää syntymäpäivää XDDD
>>68485791
HAVE ANOTHER SINCE I'M GOING TO BED NOW
i'm going to hope this guy said some something good and repeat it >>68485765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjBXG0QaSE0
>tfw vegas will not have meme jerseys
>>68485791
nah, finns look older than their age
laine looks like he's 30
anyone want to collab?
>>68485816
of course they will. i would bet money that their shoulder crest is going to be
>A. Poker chips
>B. Ace of spades
>C. All of the above
>>68485925
there is no chance it's poker chips
>>68484746
>finns are autistic meme
I'm finn, I can confirm... it's not just a meme. It's all too true.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10489212
VICE sport finally made a hockey documentary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpjnIb6_zU0
>>68486370
sounds gayer than the gladiator broadcast on A&E
>>68486087
My opinion changed after the iihf final. I legit felt bad for bins
Are the flames and sens still meme teams?
>>68486503
yes
>>68486547
Why did Lazar eat a burger that's covered in spit from players spitting on the ice?
>>68486503
Hard for Canadian teams to be non-meme desu.
>>68485096
>>68485126
>>68485134
>laffs
>not getting your teeth kicked in by the gaybres
pick 1
official /hoc/ calendar
>0 days until NHL buyout period begins [June 15th]
>7 days until the NHL Awards show [June 22nd]
>9 days until the NHL draft day 1 [June 24th]
>13 days until the CHL import draft [June 28th]
>16 days until NHL free agency period [July 1st]
>~51 days until Ivan Hlinka Memorial Tournament begins [starts anywhere from August 5th - 12th]
>61 days until Jimmy Vesey sweepstakes [August 15th]
>94 days until World Cup of Hockey begins [September 17th]
>~119 days until NHL regular season begins [October 12th]
god, hockey is so fucking far away
don't let soccer win
>>68487062
Holtby wins vezina right?
>your World cup power rankings
>>68487907
probably crosby
>>68487931
Finland
Sweden
Kanada
Russia
>>68488028
i'm really looking forward to team north america beating finland
>rags
>rags
>poopqvist
>rags
>padshit
>>68486503
Yes, but luckily the >snes are currently doing the ''playoffs once every two years'' meme and since they didn't make them this year, next year is /our year/
hocgeneral.com is down and it took me extra 30 seconds to find this thread. fix this
>>68488895
Maybe the domain expired, i remember the guy said he bought it for like a year
future looks bright desu
FINGOLIA
Laine - Barkov - Puljujarvi
Joulevi - Ristolainen
CANAKEK
Marner - McDavid - Reinhart
Rielly - Ekblad
CLAPISTAN
Tkachuk - Eichel - Matthews
Hanifin - Jones
>>68488959
>dat finland lineup
>>68488959
If rielly is canadas 2nd best defenseman in the future enjoy never winning anything ever again
>>68488959
>average height of finnish line-up 6'4
how can others even compete?
No sleep + shitload of coffee is one hell of a combo
>>68489357
what's it like
>>68489367
Small amounts of amphetamine
>>68489367
groggy bliss
>>68489403
and what's that like
>laffs are going to be packaging picks to potentially move up
not sure how to feel about this
>>68489431
good move. They don't need quantity they need quality.
>>68489423
Focus momentum.
>>68489423
No sleep and red bull, kind of
Hockey is gay
/hoc/ is now property of Big, Strong Australians INC.
>>68489431
Source?
LAS FUCKING VEGAS?
