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let the offseason begin
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>tfw they're going to do nothing again this summer and act surprised when they suck in fall
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>>68538839
Nice ad hominem, but teravainen is a bust and can easily replaced, especially now they have cap space
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>>68538976
>tfw gonna be mediocre until melnyk dies

I want to kill the faggot who gave him a liver
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NHL @NHL 5 min 5 minutes ago
Pig posting to start 1 July. Details: http://s.nhl.com/6012Bte6Y
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>>68538990
>he's a bust because I say so
He's 21. You literally know nothing about him. That was a bad trade. Bowman needed to dump salary ONLY because he made a horrendous deal with bickell.
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>>68536096
>Canadian reading comprehension
he looked like shit BEFORE he went to the AHL faggot. As in he looked like complete ass during the beginning of the season with the lightning. And yes it was the first "clash" but the "clash" was because Drouin thought he was some kind of superstar and didnt want to put in the work to earn his minutes
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Will he lead the Preds to success?
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>>68539133
And he dumped an easily replaceable bust and can now sign a much better player with the cap relief
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>>68539243
>if I keep saying he's a bust it must be true
Explain
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>>68539154
>I even saw Taylor Swift!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsQS2EdH0z4
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When does he kill himself?
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>>68539290
>44 points in 115 games playing sheltered minutes on the best team in the league
BUST
U
S
T
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>>68539531
You for some reason have an insatiable urge to defend Bowman. I can't really explain why other than you're a blackhawks bandwagoner.
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>>68539678
You for some reason don't take things at face value. Are you that canes bandwagoning faggot? because that would explain this
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So where is Dustin Brown getting traded now that Kopitar has the C?
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OH CAPTAIN
MY CAPTAIN
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>>68539810
probably packaged with another player and to a cap floor team just like the Hawks just did
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is there any state where hockey is the most popular sport?
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>>68537876
you got the "nasty" part right
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>>68539972
Probably not but I'm sure there are a handful where it is number 2 behind football. Probably a couple others where it is the third most popular professional sport
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>>68539913
More like Kaptain
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>>68539913
>rags
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>>68539810
Traded to the Canes along with Toffoli for a 2ND and a 3RD
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>>68538890
Fuck it was me who smuk_anok answered in that crying pixel smuk post

He was a horse fucking homo but i still miss him
What if he actually killed himself?
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>>68540366
They aren't going to trade Toffoli
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>>68540331
>not spelling it kapten
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>>68540367
>you might be the reason smuk will never come back
REE
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>>68538890
that picture game me cancer
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>>68540784
Why not try /r hockey then
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>>68540868
I'd bet that picture was made for the purpose of posting it on rebbit for muh upvotes
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>>68540367
You're finnish, people killing themselves should be old hat
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>>68540517
It's either him or Pearson. Not enough cap space to pay them both.
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>>68539154
Nice meme /mu/
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My new favorite team.
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http://uproxx.com/sports/los-angeles-kings-fans-stanley-cup-lie-witness-news-jimmy-kimmel/

>KONGS
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>>68541743
>AMERICANS
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GOLIGOLIGOSKINFREE TO SPARKLE DOGS

HEARD IT HERE FIRST

EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT

STOP THE PRESSES
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>>68541625

WE
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https://twitter.com/Mister_Matt_79/status/743226277516062725/

>filthy
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>>68542571
this is an imageboard you know
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TRADE ALERT, YOTEZ GOT HIM FOR A 5TH ROUND PICK, WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT HIM HOC?
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>>68543739
Can sometimes be pretty good but mostly is just unremarkable.
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>>68543739
He's not signed yet and he's a filthy lefty
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>>68543739
have you not watched hockey for five years? he's most well known for being the guy the stors traded neal and niskanen away for
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>>68544213
I haven't :( just started watching this year cuz I thought they were gonna move the team away. I went to a few games this year
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>>68543739
I'm ok with this, he's a pretty solid defenseman, I could see him and OEL tearing it up together
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Based on 1st - 5, 2nd - 3, 3rd - 1 point system this is how the Conn Smythe voting turned out

Crosby - 9 - 5 - 3 - TOTAL: 63
Kessel - 7 - 8 - 1 - TOTAL: 60
Letang - 2 - 2 - 2 - TOTAL: 18
Jones - 0 - 2 - 1 - TOTAL: 7
Murray - 0 - 1 - 4 - TOTAL: 7
Couture - 0 - 0 - 7 - TOTAL: 7
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>>68544360
that probably makes you a veteran sunbelt fan
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>>68544592
Nigga I have the yotes logo tattooed on me, been a fan since I was a wee lad
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>>68544719
How awkward will it be when they get relocated?
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>>68544719
He's talking to me bro, I just started watching
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>>68544719
that makes you gay
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>>68544753
How awkward will it be when >we win the cup before your entire country?
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>>68544821
that's not an answer and you seem very stupid
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>>68543739
He's a good player and the big UFA d-man this offseason. However, he's a bigger deal coming to the Yotes because OEL needs a good partner. No idea how many years he'll last as a good partner since he's gonna be in his 30's.
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>>68544773
I know, just letting it be known that there are in fact loyal die hard yotes fans.
>tfw have to get butthurt on the internet just to prove we exist
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>>68544868
It will still be the first and only team I've ever supported, and it's still a based logo (it's the old school coyote head)
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>summertime
>hockey is ded for several weeks
>still shitposting here when even hockey players are watching football
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>>68544976
getting it tattooed on your body is very stupid. bragging about not switching teams isn't a good thing to brag about either, its expected
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Even Erik Karlsson is playing for Sweden in the euros
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>>68544999
SKÄRMKLIPP
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>>68544916
>loyal die hard yotes fans.
hahahahahahahahahaha
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>>68544999
>the stanley cup winner

what year does europe think it is?
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>>68545082
>American hockey "fans"
I have plenty of other tattoos too, not like I got it on my fucking face.
Inb4 degenerate
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But what if Golo just decides he doesn't want to be there?
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>>68545170
>American hockey "fans"
what do you possibly mean by that? your tattoo is stupid and so are you
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>>68544544
With the exception of very few, hockey media is the fucking worst.
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>>68545165
the guy who reminds everyone what year it is moved to usa
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>>68541743
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>get a tattoo of a team
>team relocates
JUST
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>>68545165
it was literally last season too
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>>68545261
I was just wasting my time trying to figure out which one of them played one game for the penguins this year and realized he's talking about a guy that won it 10 years ago. he's stanley cup champion not the stanley cup winner
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>>68545231
You a little insecure about your team?
>bragging about not switching teams isn't a good thing
Let me guess, you've been a penguins fan ever since the hawks got eliminated? Grow a pair and stick with your team through thick and thin you fucking knob gobbler
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>>68545193
Then nothing
Yotes just basically gave away a draft pick to get the rights to offer him a contract before any other team
Just like Dallas did last offseason for Niemi
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>>68542428
IS
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>>68545346
nope I've been a penguins fan forever. glad the steelers beat the cardinals in the superb owl too. arizona won the world series one time that must've been cool
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>Canada officially changes their national anthem
truly embarrassing
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>>68545344
>2015 was 10 years ago
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>>68545313
the kings had good attendance before our dynasty. The hawks had shit attendance in 08 and 09
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>>68545473
>kongs
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>>68545346
>Grow a pair and stick with your team through thick and thin you fucking knob gobbler
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>68545473
Season ticket holder, I presume?
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>>68545446
Hahahah wow that was easy to guess. Well when the yotes win a cup just know that the bandwagon is full, you'll have to pick another team to "support". Pathetic
Also
>implying I give a fuck about any other sports
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>>68545471
oh apparently he played 3 playoff games for the hawks last year
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>>68545471
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>>68545525
Hey man, just because not many people give a fuck about the yotes, doesn't mean I fall in that category.
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>>68545541
well I live in Pittsburgh so don't worry I won't switch teams to support. enjoy your stupid tattoo I hope it brings back good memories after they relocate and you become a las vegas fan
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>getting rused by the relocation/attendance canadian guy
lmao
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>>68545585
If you get your name on the cup, you're a champ.
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>>68545664
>sunbelt "fans" being dogshit is a ruse guise
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>>68545662
You were the one saying I shouldn't brag about being a loyal fan, now you're agreeing with me? You need to reevaluate your life buddy. Also I watched >my team wreck your team during the season, and my 4th row ticket cost me $20.
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>>68545674
he's pretty lucky. over 2 years he played 57 games for the hawks and has 6 PIM, 1 goal, and 5 assists as his only stats.
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>>68545729
>implying I couldn't kick your shit up and down an Olympic sized ice rink
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>>68545750
yeah bragging about being a loyal fan is like bragging about not being a retard.

>You need to reevaluate your life buddy
you have a tattoo of the arizona coyotes logo

>Also I watched >my team wreck your team during the season
congratulations that means they won the stanley cup
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>>68545729
>using the itty bitty kitties as an example
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>>68545773
I agree, not arguing that.
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>>68545797
you'd have to tape your ankles just to stand up, sunbelt
>>68545821
i also posted this
>>68545525
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>>68545808
>bragging about being a loyal fan is like bragging about not being a retard
Must be nice being able to casually tune in on your team and expect greatness, getting the greatest talents in hockey thrown on your lap. I actually have to fight to keep my team, so yeah, I take pride there. You don't understand what it's like to actually have to work for success
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>>68540367
fuck m8 the feels
I miss smuk_anon too, he was one of the best lads ever had.
He may be a brony (there was never any confirmation he was a horse fucker/clopper), a >rags fan but think what he did for /hoc/. He smuked everything you asked him for, took the >rags bantz like a man and never bitched out

Smuk_anok, if you can read this. We love you, please come home
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>>68546007
>getting the greatest talents in hockey thrown on your lap
Top fucking kek. You don't know anything about hockey do you? Also you are literally taking every bait in the thread.
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>>68546007
what are you talking about you idiot?
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>>68546050
>Crosby
>Malkin
>Lemieux
>Jagr in his prime
What a bunch of scrubs
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>>68546044
well the post where he called himself a bisexual, feminist, mlp brony is confirmation
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>>68546053
If I'm a part time fan like you, my team is gone. I have to actively support and defend my team from relocation. It sucks but I take pride in what little success we have.
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>>68546116
>yotes fan is so butthurt that he tries to derail the thread
LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH
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>>68546153
I'm posting from a phone you dildo
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>>68546144
>If I'm a part time fan like you
so you're just projecting stupid things to make yourself feel better?

>>68546144
>I have to actively support and defend my team from relocation
hockey fan for 4 years right? you might know a thing about pittsburgh and relocation if you weren't a sunbelt retard.

I'm starting to think you're actually stupid enough that you believe the coyotes will win the cup one day
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>>68546173
That's even worse
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>>68545471
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is this yotes "fan" really making fun of another fanbase
is this actually happening?
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>>68546214
>Kadri's face when Babcock tells him he will be sharing locker room with a bunch of teenagers next season
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>>68546087
and even if he did so much for all the lads we have here, and just because some autists couldn't stand that fact he left and probably will never EVER smukken up /hoc/ again

I remember after the big happening he tried to re-enter /hoc/ again but immediatly was bullied by (probably) the samem autits
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>>68546187
Not even trying to sound tough right now but I've played AAA hockey my whole life, the sport runs in my family blood. I'm sorry that you lived in the projects your whole life and couldn't afford to play, but my opinion means more than some cocky bullshit spewed from some kid who's never stepped foot on the ice.

Thanks for all the (You)s
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>>68546289
he told us all the things about him that we would hate and then said you'll love me for it anyway. he's was as cocky as much as he loved to suck cock and ruined it himself
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>>68546313
Fucking kek this is ueber butthurt
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>>68545729
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>>68546352
Nice deflection buddy, maybe you'd be good at hockey after all
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>>68546313
lmao just look up Pittsburgh hockey leagues and then Arizona leagues. did you have to play with just so you could have 12 people to have a game.

also thanks for projecting again, but this time about my family's money. you're really getting desperate now
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>>68546313
>AAA hockey
>in arizona
that is the equivalent of house league at a school for retarded kids
Half the players cant even skate backwards LMAO
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>>68546390
>did you have to play with just so
did you have to play with girls just so*
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Isn't Arizona getting D1 hockey next year? That's kinda neat
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>>68546390
>>68546412
>AAA hockey
>in Arizona
Have you never heard of Auston Matthews? He played in the same organization as me, just younger
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>>68546454
ASU already went D1
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>>68546454
>>68546482
the school has 100,000 students its amazing they weren't D1 already

>>68546455
yeah that somehow makes you more credible. are you an illegal anchor babby too
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>>68546455
One player doesnt make up for the abortion that is AAA hockey in arizona. I just watched it, a terrible junior B team would shit all over all of those plugs, half of them couldnt skate
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>>68546514
Wow first college hockey take a giant leap in Arizona, and now we have the 1st overall pick in the NHL born and raised in Arizona...... Must be a fluke right?
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>>68546558
Lmao tell that to the Canadian teams that we shit kicked
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>>68546571
>we

yep you did it buddy! that will surely stave off relocation arizona is a god damn hockey powerhouse everyone is in awe that's why autism matthews ran to switzerland to development
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>>68546604
what division were they in, house?
lmao
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>>68546604
Jesus you're pathetic. Your only defense is >canadian teams. I can't tell if you're trolling anymore
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>>68546482
>tfw no ECHL team
how the fuck does Arizona have college hockey and UCLA does not
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Reminder that in all of history, only 2 people from Arizona have played in the NHL and they combine for 353 games. Their AAA league is phenomenal
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>>68546482
>>68546514
disclaimer I know nothing about NCAA

What does division 1 even mean? I assumed it meant that they are the top college league

Where does that put North Dakota, Boston College or BU?
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>mad
>at Arizona hockey
Lovin it boys, keep it coming
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>>68546700
AAA is for fucking cucks. The USHL should just expand to arizona
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>>68546700
LEL
>this assravaged duster will defend this
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>>68546700
coots is cute
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>>68546704
D1 is the highest Level BU and ND and D1 S rank
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>>68546700
Lmao AZ guy here, I actually worked a summer job with Jim Brown, guys a beauty
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>>68546704
D1 is the top league and it usually just refers to the size of the school. there's 60 schools that are D1 in hockey and they they're divided into conferences. only half the teams are ever any good
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>>68546704
Does canadia not have any D1 teams? Or is it Americans only?
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>>68546700
What level did you play at?
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>>68546824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_nhwLGkC5Y
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>>68546930
Serious question
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>>68546824
College hockey in canada(CIS) is generally CHL players who couldn't or didn't want to go pro

The CHL(or at least the OHL) gives players a salary and a lot of the time under the table signing bonus. They can also offer different education packages but teams can only give out a certain number of them. That's one of the arguments for the CHL vs NCAA is that CHL defenders say that they give out scholarships. Problem is that only the top players get the full scholarships(Gold Package) and majority of the time the top players go on to pro hockey and never use them, then the players that would actually benefit from a scholarship since they can't go pro get nothing.

Luckily if you're playing CHL hockey(or any highlevel hockey) there's a very good chance your family is well off
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>>68546824
>>68547028
and if it wasn't obvious, short answer: No
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>>68546824
does cantada even have colleges?
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>>68546700
>the leafs finally get a 1st round pick
>7 of the last 8 1st overalls are canadians
>they get the one from of all places arizona
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>Be American
>Get shot
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American posting from hostel WiFi in Helsinki here.

What did I miss?
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>>68547211
>Be Canadian
>Get eliminated from playoff contention in December
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>>68547286
you must be a sunbelt "fan"
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>Penguins to qualify Beau Bennett, but not Justin Schultz

SSSSSSSSSSSPICY
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>>68547345
Don't believe you tbf
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>>68547333
Lucky for me I value my life more than a hockey team making the playoffs.
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>>68547345
le always injured california man
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>>68538890
So predictions on what a Los Vegas Dog is gonna look like?

Also what is team 2 going to be?
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>Olli Mätää has to spend his summer doing finnish conscription
lel
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Pens Inside Scoop @PensInsideScoop 6 timför 6 timmar sedan
The WWE is sending personalized belts to Kessel, Bonino & Hagelin. "That's the perk of being named after a wrestler" -SK

>tfw no belt
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>>68547552
They already gave them one that bonino wore at the parade too
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kwd1krHmGwI
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>>68547582
I noticed that, decent PR I guess
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>>68547592
>a finn in his natural habitat
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>>68547455
http://www.thescore.com/news/1044539
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Someone find the Sundin campbell's chunky soup ad please


>"MAAAAAAAAATSY"
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post definitive twitters to follow for the offseason news
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post finland memes
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>>68547648
Ohhh. For some reason I thought you meant that the pens would request to get Bennett's name on the cup but not Schultz name. Which was a pretty dumb assumption on my part. Thanks for providing source though
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>>68547333
>>Get eliminated from playoff contention in December
>december

Things are looking up!
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>>68547345
Bennett will score 25 goals playing with Malkin next year.

Cap it.
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>>68547740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_0vYxE_KmA
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>>68547683
Tried a search in swedish, but couldn't find anything that way either.
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>>68547740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7eZ5Fv2eWg
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baertschi signs 2 year deal
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Is northern Minnesota per capita the greatest hockey producer on earth?
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>>68547774
25 goals in 12 games, impressive
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>>68547887
No Finland is
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>>68547740
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Team made up of le-can't-score forwards, sign forwards and they get injured, going to give away Freddy or Gibson for a forward who can't score either.

Carlyle is back, and it'll be same shit as usual.
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>Shorks
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>>68547740
https://youtu.be/7WF0KGtiETU
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>>68548027

So fucking mad about the Carlyle hire
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>>68548121
We'll never have a Disneyb Owl now...
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>>68548027
Hopefully we can get some retard who will actually help our team in exchange for a tendie.
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>>68547740
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>>68548121
>>68548027
>duks
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>>68548229
ahahahahaha good meme
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>blue jackets already at 44/50 of their 50 man roster
That's not including Seth Jones or thier 3rd overall pick, not sure if they plan on re-signing William Karlsson or Anton Forsberg
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how do you think the habs will do in 2016-17?

Any chance that we win the cup?
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>>68547156
Not any worth attending
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>>68547740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Iwbn-s4ZZY
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>>68548264
we will win it
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>>68547740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad8EPx7TSnA
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hi whar ar da new maimz
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>>68548229
>Finns drinking anything less than 40% ethanol by volume

Bullshit meme
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>>68548264
>>68548290
''''''''''''''American''''''''''''''''' Habs '''''''''''fans''''''''''''
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>>68548264
only have one chance
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>>68548338
I'm from Plattsburg bud
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>>68548264

They won't win anything meaningful as long as they are Price babbies. Montreal is way too reliant on one player.
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>>68548255
>finnish management
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>>68548373
My mom went to college there
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>>68548395
>>68548373

I passed through there last weekend
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nu maimz
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>>68548395
>>68548409
It's a nice place with a good college
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>>68548335
>imblying kossu and jallu aren't 38%
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the body of a champion
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>>68548806
built for speed
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>>68548836
And sex
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>>68548356
I think you meant "had".
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>>68547740
>7 replies
>this hasn't been posted yet

do you even meme /hoc/?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvS3esnt7bo
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who /gold/ here?
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>dropped two spots

it still hurts
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>>68549143
>tfw going to end up with Matthew BusTkachuk
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>>68546482
I'm from RPI and we literally destroyed you two days in a row. ASU hockey is shit.
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>>68547740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7kJRGPgvRQ
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I'll give a (you) to anyone who correctly guesses whether this shot goes in
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>>68549017
Tappara legend
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My doggo
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>>68549291
5/5
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>>68549291
cool doggo tbqh
youre still a fag tho
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>>68549250
No
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>>68549476
Winrar
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>>68549514
>le cant skate or score man
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>>68549291
That's a nice dog.
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Post rare dogs
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When's the draft?
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>>68549654
7 days
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You now remember
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>>68550006
>tfw in all of them
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>>68550445
Is that your qt girlfriend?
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>>68550507
I wish
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>>68550445
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>>68550567
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>tfw the Aces just announced affiliation with the Canucks
lmao. any team and they choose the canucks
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>>68550686
probably based on proximity
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>>68550686
because they're the closest
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>>68550716
>>68550723
yeah but they suck.
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Is there any meme australian hokkei this weekend lads?
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>>68551124
Yes
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>>68551240
blessed hope someone posts a link when it rolls around
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>>68551243
I don't even know what state that is. Ohio?
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>>68551352
>being Canada
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>>68551352
Yes
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>>68550883
really doesn't matter who you're affiliated with unless its ahl to nhl
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>>68551243
yeah all 0 championships
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>>68551298
Just use onhockey, m8
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>>68551352
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>>68551438
We have 10 ahl championships 8 football championships and 2 World Series
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>>68551375
>giving a fuck about American geography
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>>68551488
you don't see caps fags bragging about having even more ahl calder cups and at least they make the playoffs. no big boy wins in how many decades? is it longer than the laffs?
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>>68551442
onhockey sucks 2bh, I remember last offseason some aussie feller was posting direct legit hd streaming links
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>>68551545
Bluejackets have only been around 16 years Mate also I'm Cleveland not Columbus
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>>68551604
how many titles does cleaveland have?
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>>68551604
>also I'm Cleveland not Columbus

You mean the last city in NA to have a team completely fold rather than relocate?

>Foldland
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>>68551604
yeah it's longer than the laffs.
>Cleveland has waited longer than any other city with at least three major sports franchises to win a title. The last time a Cleveland professional sports team won a championship was in 1964 when the Cleveland Browns won the NFL Championship (pre-Super Bowl era). The Cleveland Indians last won the World Series in 1948 (the second-longest drought in MLB, after the Cubs) and the Cleveland Cavaliers have never won an NBA championship. The city even had a short-lived NHL hockey team called the Barons, which never won a championship either. In 2007, the Cavaliers advanced to the NBA Finals in the city's first championship game since the 1997 World Series, but were swept by the San Antonio Spurs.The Cleveland Cavaliers again lost the NBA Finals 4-2 against the Golden State Warriors in their first NBA Finals appearance since 2007. In 2004, ESPN named Cleveland the most tortured sports city in America.[1]
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>>68551682
>blowguyo
kek

KEK
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that's pretty fucking good DESU
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>>68551682
>The city even had a short-lived NHL hockey team called the Barons, which never won a championship either.
>In 2004, ESPN named Cleveland the most tortured sports city in America.[1]
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Why was this guy snubbed from Team Canada for the World Cup?
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>>68551873
The team folded after 4 years
We also had an wha team which was pretty good still didn't win
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>>68552042
Stone is a fucking faggot
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>>68552042
>le shoot 100 times one of them is bound to go in man
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morning hoc hows it going
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>>68552211
during the summer the sun is always up in finland and you're neet right? why not to change the america time on your sleep schedule
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>>68552211
IZAT CAWFE?
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>>68552388
i would if i were a NEET tbqh, and i did when i was
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>>68552211
KICK IT DANNY
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Reminder: The shorks had two (2) shots in the 3rd period
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>>68552811
one came after the empty netter too
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>Sharks fans after the pens won
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finnish hokkei
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>>68553443
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>>68553443
FUCK YEAH
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is this now an america thread
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>haven't been on 4chan for 3 days
>come on just now
>remember how fucking stupid you all are
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>>68553923
nobody asked
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>>68553693
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>puljtardy wouldn't have been top 5 in any other draft of the last decade
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>>68553923
Nice blog friend I love it everytime you write about your important life.
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>>68553923
?hoc? is brilliant m8
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>>68554000
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>>68554105
watch out for omar
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>>68554755
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>>68554823
its no countries flag anymore
>mfw
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>>68554880
that's the best you've got?
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>>68554930
Its turned white from the radiation
And no this is the best we've got
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>>68555002
yeah everyone knows. too bad America has the moon and mars. canada just has autists that like to post AMERICAITLYNS LMAO FUNNY
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>>68555086
Your flag isnt on it, sorry.
And canada has some other stuff too, like these things
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>>68552211
Marchand is my favorite Bruin
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USA desu
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>>68555218
USA
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>rags
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>rags
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Hold on, are we still the only country to have landed on the moon? After almost 50 years? Seriously?
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>>68555425
I just googled it because its crazy, but the soviets gave up, and there isnt really anything of value there
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>>68555555
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>>68555518
Can anybody add a ridiculous price tag to the real estate sign?
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>>68555518
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>>68555607
>vanpooper
>snow
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>>68555564
Yeah I guess, it's just a rock. What about mars?
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>>68555660
>>68555518
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>>68555660
so it has 3 jokes about being black. you didn't even try.
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>>68555860
Cry more
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>>68555961
>image.jpg
well this is over
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>>68556025
mad at phones?
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>>68556100
no it's just fun to do this once awhile but you do it every single day so its boring again. have fun doing it again tomorrow
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>>68556143
>you're here every day
>I know because I am here every day
bye caitlyn
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>high school kids
Oh boy, can't wait for the next thread
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>>68556198
yeah but I usually talk about hockey. all you do is post /int/ shit and call people caitlyn for no reason. you're also a laffs fag which is hilarious.
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>>68556271
>start /int/posting
>cry when someone /int/posts back
You are pretty sad, caitlyn
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so last night i had a dream about the NHL draft. the screen was weirdly and unevenly split between a shot of the player, his family, the hometown bar, and for some reason, the inside of an empty local hockey rink. the footage looked old, and the only player i saw get drafted was mark messier.

am i going insane?
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>>68557552
yes
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>>68557552
Messier is stepping up his attempts to destroy the minds of cantpucks fans

>beat them on the ice in the 80s
>sign with them and run their heroes out of town in the 90s
>sue them for millions in the 00s
>beam subliminal draft images into their minds in the 10s

Just imagine what he'll do in the 20s
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>>68557953
He'll literally destroy the cantpucks organization and wipe all our memories so no-one can remember that they ever existed.
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>>68557953

You forgot about the part where he denied them a chance at their first Stanley Cup with the >rags of all teams.
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>>68558120
That's exciting but it's too quick. Perhaps he'll be part of the management group when Seattle wins their first cup in over a century.

>>68558190
>losing to the >rags in the finals

lel
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>>68558362
>mfw he buys >us with his dirty lays money and relocates us to hamilton
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>tfw no penguins version of these
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http://www.lfpress.com/2016/06/14/mitch-marner-sinks-teeth-into-goal
>“He doesn’t like anything I want him to eat. He really like nachos with the cheese. He likes Skittles too, but I’m like ‘Don’t tell people that.’

>“He does like peanut butter and jam sandwiches and steak and potatoes. He never ate potatoes before, now he realizes he needs to. I just want him to put the weight on and be healthy, with the right snacks, the protein shakes and the multi-vitamins.”

PLEAAAASE MOM NOT THE POTATOES
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>>68559302
If I was him I would literally eat my fucking face off.
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>>68559302
>mfw mitch marner was the weakest person at the 2015 combine by alot
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>>68559302
>He doesn’t like anything I want him to eat
>He really like nachos with the cheese
>He likes Skittles too
>He does like peanut butter and jam sandwiches
>He never ate potatoes before
More like Bitch Marner
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>>68559302
I had a friend like this that I played with in college. he would only eat turkey and cheese sandwiches, chicken, potatoes, pasta, plain pizza, and bananas. he sucked.
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>Marner
>5'11
>163

>Gerbe
>5'5
>179
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>>68560841
>tfw manlet
>tfw Gerbe gives hope for manletkind
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>>68561009
Gerbe is a cool guy
>>
WWTL
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>before every game Marner eats a pack of skittles
Jesus, just drop this bust already
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>shorks
>memeiors

Bay are on literal suicide watch. Thank you based rust belt.
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2017 is our year.

This cannot be disputed.
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battle bots starts next week
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>>68562102
>6'2" 1/4
Why is this allowed?
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>>68562102
I feel like I don't understand these grades. They just seem like arbitrary ratings. Where's the description? Where is the objectiveness? It just feels like they slapped a number on it and defined it as good, without respect to what makes it objectively good.
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>>68562158
yuros complain if we don't include every centimeter
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>>68562265
>is he being drafted by a canadian team?
>yes
>give him 5/5
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>>68562324
>>68562221
woops
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>>68559610
Lmao look at the yellow monkee
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>>68562380
It makes sense, considering its the Toronto Sports Network.
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>>68562429
when they're "grading" compete level you should just ignore it
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How much did your team pay Bill to win the cup?
>wild
>$0
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>>68562102
They will say anything to pander to Toronto cucks
There is no way he is even on the same planet as mcdavid was in his draft year, but tsn would have you believe he is the next gretzky
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>>68562571
TSN is completely worthless. I had to watch CFL coverage on it and I hated it.
>inb4 CFL
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>>68559302
>nachos with only cheese

Is he autistic?
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more like CFLel lol
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>>68562634
CFL is actually fun to watch. It's a meme though and nobody really takes it seriously except Saskatchewan
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>>68562571
if it wasn't for the CFL we'd have nothing to watch besides soccer, baseball, and golf until august

god bless the CFL
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>>68562695
I went to watch Roughriders games while on a business trip to Regina. I even went to a Grey Cup game.
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>>68562102
>6'2 1/4"
>>
first for boypussy
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>>68562771
It's pretty fun to watch especially live. But there's a huge drop off in skill from the NFL IMO
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>>68562992
There are some things about it I like compared to the NFL. It's a good sport. Also, Regina isn't half bad of a city from what I saw of it.
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>>68563079
Regina, the city that rhymes with fun

>>68562992
I'd rather cheer for a local team than bandwagon some team in the state so it's good if your a football casual like me.
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CLIP ART PIK IS CHEATING ON US WITH MUHAMMAD REEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

REMOVE TORONTO

https://twitter.com/andymanhands/status/743660023293739008
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>>68563671
Doesn't those Islamic folks hate pork?
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>playing chel
>memed all over padquit
>4-0
>only halfway through the second
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>>68562774
craig 'mute' button inflated his height because hes american

i said it in the last thread and a bunch of laffers went into an autistic rage
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How even do laffs fans have faith in their team still? I swear they give Browns fans a run for their money in terms of being tortured. Every season they get hopeful, and by December, it's over. How can they put up with this? How can they continue to allow their ownership to put a shitty product on the ice? It clearly indicates that Maple Leaf Sports & Entertainment don't care about winning. In fact they seem to continue to serve failure.
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>>68555271
>>68555425
>>68555564

China's been to the moon you dope. No people though, but still.

>your 2017 cup champions
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>>68564993
Ovechkin turned the Caps into a playoff team overnight. Laine will at least do the same for the Leafs -- he is better than Ovi after-all.
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>>68565038
I still think Buffalo was robbed in 99.
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>>68565086
>untested rookie
>better than the best goalscorer of the a generation
Hmmmm
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>>68564993
mlse is a truly horrible organization run by the most incompetent group of morons in the world
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>>68564993
This has been true in Toronto for decades. I read that after the '67 expansion there was the Toronto owner who literally only cared about profit, openly too. But the fans kept at it, and turned them into a shitty team in the 70's. That man is long gone, but still the tradition continues.
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>>68565038
Somebody shoop Bill Kessel onto this.
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>>68565183
>>68565246
I mean an O6 team with a history like the Leafs have no reason whatsoever to be this bad for this long. Something needs to be done.
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>>68565100
Because they were
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>>68565246
ballard raped the franchise just like he raped children, i honestly cant imagine how a leafs fan can reconcile the 70s, 80s, and 90s
>muh sundin
>muh gilmore
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>>68565321
I can't believe they let some of the talent they had over the years waste away with nothing to show for it. Not even Prince of Wales trophy or a Presidents' trophy. LITERALLY NOTHING.
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>>68545525
thats a preseason game dumbass
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>>68564993
They have no choice but to remain delusional because they have nothing else going for them. Have you ever been to Toronto?
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>>68565571
I've been to Toronto on business and it was alright, I perferred Saskatchewan to the city. It just makes me wonder. Do they enjoy getting fucked in the ads by their management?
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Enjoy. I made this.

I apologize for similar colors, I tried to keep them relevant but it became too difficult. Gray means they missed the playoffs, which also makes it confusing in some areas, but after 100 years of hockey, here we are.
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>>68565681
They have such a fervent fanbase that they will watch any piece of shit management throws on the ice and have been doing so for the better half of a decade.

During the Feaster era Calgary fans started to not show up. Boom. Management change from PM to GM.

During the MacTavish era Edmonton fans started to fuck off and throw Jerseys on the ice. Boom. Management change head to toe.

During the Burke/Nonis era Leafs fans sold out every game. Hell even this season they sold out with that atrocious lineup.
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>>68565801
We'll if they won't try to change ownership, then I guess they deserve to stay shit. I'm praying for anyone drafted by them this year.
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Why aren't you a Minnesota Wild fan yet?
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>>68565791
what do you use to make these charts
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>>68565866
Because I'm not a pedo chubs.
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>Yotes fans making Yotes fans look bad ITT
We're a humble people and you're ruining our IMAGE FUCK
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>>68565972
Welcome to the world wide web.
This fat fuck here >>68565866 ruined our entire online presence as seen here >>68565957
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>>68565791
Nicely done. Didn't realize how much parity there was before.

>>68565841
Like I said, change will never come from the fanbase. It would have to come from an external force like a potential buyer.
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>>68566011
>>68566111
digits
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>>68565955
Just a simple ole excel. And the data is from hockey reference.

>>68566111
Well, there is more now, as compared to 70's and 80's. The 70's and 80's were where the differentials were huge. (also the tournaments were expanded to have more series) Stanley cup winning teams usually had ~+30ish post expansion. But they have been getting really small the last few years. Penguins only had +18 this year, Sharks had +19.
In fact, from what I remember from the data, the Penguins became the first team ever to win the cup without the highest goal differential. They were beat considerably by the Red Wings in '09, +28 to +15
The Kings have been dominant but never over +30. The last team to go +30 was the Red Wings in '08.

Also, if anyone tries to tell you the Blackhawks """"""dominated"""""" these years, they only won the cup once with the largest goal differential (over the flyers +16 to +15) They have had terribly low differentials. Last year they only had +9 to win it.

These graphs are nice, but you notice much more while making them than just looking.
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>>68566436
nope, fuck. They has been at least one smaller-differential winner in 1980, but it is very, very rare.
my bad.

Also, the total differential is always 0. So as those mountains slide away, it will trickle down and disperse to other teams. Pretty cool to think about. Blame the Canadians for making so many negative teams.
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>regular season tickets to any leafs game is $250-$300
>$20 for parking
>$10 for a beer
>team still sucks

They could at least sell tickets for cheaper
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>>68566585

Why sell cheaper tickets or go to the effort of getting better if they can still have sellouts every night despite insane prices? That's part of the reason so many Canadian teams are awful. Very few American teams could suck and still be profitable so if they want to make money they have to be competitive.
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>>68566668
>>68566666
off by 2
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>>68566701

I wonder which /hoc/ clip art meme will have the >>70000000 get
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>>68566721
smuk vark
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>>68566741
I like it
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So there's a lot of rumbling that Howe is going to get one of the awards renamed after him or a new one given to him? Any ideas what it might be?
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Tell me how I fucked up your team's pick

1. TOR - Matthews
2. WPG - Laine
3. CBJ - Pulju
4. EDM - Tkachuk
5. VAN - Brown
6. CGY - PLD
7. ARI - Chychrun
8. BUF - Joulevi
9. MTL - Sergachev
10. COL - Bean
11. NJD - Nylander
12. OTT - Keller
13. CAR - Jost
14. BOS - Bellows
15. MIN - McAvoy
16. DET - Mcleod
17. NSH - Fabbro
18. PHI - Kunin
19. NYI - Jones
20. ARI - Gauthier
21. CAR - Rubstov
22. WPG - Howden
23. FLA - Lindgren
24. ANA - DeBrincat
25. DAL - Dahlen
26. WSH - Asplund
27. TBL - Grundstrom
28. STL - Tufte
29. BOS - Laberge
30. TOR - Hart
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>>68567547
>bulju to colombus
i cant wait for this lmao.
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>>68567547
>tfw bean man in the nhl
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>>68567547
if keller got to the devils pick and they passed i'd be sad af m8
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>>68567622
When he busts Fins will be blaming Torts
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>>68567547
>rags
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>>68568254

>mfw didn't even notice they have no pick

Lel
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Good morning
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>>68568608
huomenta
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>>68569362
god morgen
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>>68567884
of course we will. Also KEKäläinen
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>>68570006
ready to be ravaged by italian cock?
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>hocgeneral.com doesn't work for some reason
>have to go in /sp/'s catalog and type ''hoc'' in the search bar like some fucking animal.
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>>68570165
>implying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeXKyj2ggwM
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>>68570197
>2004
that was when you had elite zlatan + other high level players
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>>68570165
>>68570197

GO BACK TO /soc/ YOU FUCKING PLEBS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>68570223
Zlatan is better today than he was in 2004 m8.

But yes, the rest of the team was much better back then.

>>68570228
Start a hockey discussion.
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Fuck the euros i only care about my local 3rd divison club to be honest
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>>68570271
Fucking bandwagon
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>>68562774
Tbf that measurement is from the combine but it is from the morning which slightly boosts his height, probably by that 1/4". McDavid also looks like a full 6'1 now although he was 6'0,5 before the draft. If Laine was measured at 9:30 in the combine instead of ~3 pm he would have been a full 6'4 or a bit over. I'd guess his FEL measurement of 194cm was a morning height.

Yes, I'm autistic about this stuff.
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>>68570174
Works just fine for me
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>>68570484
STINKY
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>pulju
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>>68571512
past/present/future goat
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>>68571512
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>>68571859
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>>68571897
Nice McDavids, Jesse
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>>68570586
SMELLY
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>>68573565
Does bill have a gf?
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>>68573809
>stanley cup winner
>gf

dude, phil probably has bitches standing in line to get a taste of his Heinz flavoured wiener
>>
>>68573809

Amanda is his waifu
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>>68573882
I'm not asking whether or not he has sex I'm not retarded. I'm asking if he has a girlfriend or not I'm curious what she looks like.
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>>68573986
yes he does. try using google you fuck
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>>68574115
Go back to bed you grouchy fuck
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>>68573986
>implying him and Amanda aren't intimate
>>
2017 is our year
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>>68576826
no teuvo no cup
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>>68576826
kek nice depth you have there.
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>>68576826
I think your window has officially shut. The Kane and Toews contracts will be a cap killer.
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>>68577754
Nah I think they still got a shot especially with dumping bickell I think they can afford panarin
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>>68578141
Hard to win a cup with little depth. Bowman will have to create incredibly creative for that to happen with how little money he has to spend.
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What did we win
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>>68578660
True, we will see. Also that hossa contract fucks them harder than the toews and Kane ones do
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>>68578796
I guess. But I mean when you have 20+ million invested in 2 players it makes filling out the team so hard. Hossa is making what, 5.5 a year? It's only bad because he's regressed so much recently.
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>>68579103
Yeah. Maybe in 6 years the toews and Kane signings start to lose value but hossa will barely be an NHL player next year IMO
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Helping them build the Pizza Palace™ $5 at a time
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>>68579968
>tfw never had curly fries
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>>68580232
Just buy regular fries and a curling iron
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>>68580232
arby's is shit

whenever we get free fries, I don't even bother to go get them
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>>68579103
>>68578796
Hello, welcome to becoming the red wings for the next 7 years.

enjoy your garbage contracts for players that aren't worth that much that last until they're 49
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>>68580576
They do sell frozen curly fries at the store you know, I'm sure they do so in the states too ;^)

>>68580622
I'm sure they do. I just want the feeling of getting free fries once
>>
whats vegas' 3 letter abbreviation? Using what ever name you think they'll have.

VGS[shazbot]
LVK
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>>68580742
abby did it this year didnt he

>>68580932
I like shazbot
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>>68539018
I'm fucking baffled at how the Sens have sucked/choked for basically 100 years. How do you get nothing after all the talent passing through that system.
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>>68580742
Theyre good
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>>68581123
Budget team
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>>68581001
Yep, he had a Gordie Howe Hat trick too.

>>68581152
Any fries are good if they're well made
>>
why's there always food discussions in this general
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>>68581152
>>68581214
no fast food place has good fries

i wouldve hoped that you guys would have good taste
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>>68581218
/Hoc/ is meat and potato discussion. Just a coincidence hockey is a meat and potato sport.
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>>68581218
>americans
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>>68581341
What did I write that makes it seem like I don't?
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>>68581444
implying any frozen fries are good
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>>68581470
Where did I write that they were?
I only wrote that it exists
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>>68581509
you didn't. That's what "implying" means.
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>Americans
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>>68581564
>you
>reading
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>>68581683
How do we know this isnt Canada?
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>>68581946
The person is morbidly obese
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who /gotanewAHLteamandholyfuckwhatisthat/ here?
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>>68582178
Massachusetts?
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>>68582267

You know it bub
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>>68582315
AHL is bretty good
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>>68582476

Wish we could bring back the Indians. Everyone loved them even Snoop.
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Post memes you meme loving fucks.
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i fucking hate finns so god damn much
>>
agreed finns are bad posters but sweden and russis is goat
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>>68582684
>>68582691
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>>68582826
I like all Nordic posters desu
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>>68582851

Will Määttä bring the Leeb Owl to sauna
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>>68582995
Propably
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>>68583053

Good :^)
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>>68582995
>>68583053
Reminder that Määttä is going to do his conscription service this summer.

>brining the cup to a field exercise
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>>68583563
>you will never spend the night with the cup in a lean-to
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>>68583563
That'd be hilarious
>>
Where are the memes at?
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>>68586393
In my pocket
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>>68586429
better watch it, I bet armenia has a bunch of thieving gypsies
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>>68586520
shut the fuck up you faggot
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>>68586549
nigger lover
>>
what if a team just says fuck you and puts no movement clauses on all their players so they can't be taken by las vegas? I want a GM to do that just to see what buttman would do
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Please, no fighting. Off-season should be comfy.
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>>68586596
enjoy your 3 day vacation, cuck

and fuck off you armenian faggot turkey shouldve killed more of you retards
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>>68586774
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>>68586695
you can, you'll just fuck up your roster
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>>68586858
whad a bigardy :-DDD
>>
hello

>>68587003
>>68587003
>>68587003
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