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please be fight night already
>>68482041
I know right
>>68481987
Upcoming events:
6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Daley vs Lima)
7/22: Legacy FC 58 (Drysdale vs Spann)
7/22: Bellator 159 (Caldwell vs Taimanglo)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins)
7/29: Invicta FC 18 (TBA)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
Previous thread: >>68464440
News:
>Cub Swanson vs Tatsuya Kawajiri targeted for UFC FN Utah
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/14/11938082/cub-swanson-vs-tatsuya-kawajiri-targeted-for-ufc-fight-night-in-utah
>Kron Gracie will fight in RIZIN 2
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/14/11934086/kron-gracie-set-to-face-mma-veteran-hideo-tokoro-in-rizin-event-in
>Tim Means got second job during suspension, hopes to be back around August
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/14/11922054/tim-means-got-job-as-metal-fabricator-during-usada-suspension-hopes-ufc-august-return
Schaub Watch is a thing?
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCazCHmsRw6qSbxnk3NcdNSQ
adan...
Why is it so hard to literally copy and paste this shit >>68482048 OP?
ALASTAIR OVEREEM WILL BE CHAMPION OF UFC 2016 SCREEN CAP THIS
then he will oficially be the GOAT of any combat sport
>>68482116
16 confirmed
>>68482086
literally who reads that stuff
real thread
>>68481623
>>68482144
dubs re confirming the 16
>>68482086
Why the fuck do you even care?
No one else does
Schaub is shook
Reminder that Brock Lesnar is a traitor to our great country and will be representing Canada at UFC 200. Reminder that no respecting American should support him in any way.
so did schaub call out rich piana?
because honestly, one hit from one of pianas bombs would easily ko him.
how can someone who got KO'd by zombie nog stand a chance against rich?
CMONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>68482195
He's lived there for like 8 years dude
>>68482176
this kills the tryhard
>>68482219
What are the betting odds for the fight now that the AMA is over
>>68482116
no one can stop this mad man
"the op is important"
>>68482219
Schaub pretended he didn't know who Rich Piana is. He's shook God dammit!
>>68482176
I do, I like his links and news
NO MORE SCHAUB DISCUSSION BELOW THIS LINE
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>>68482262
not one person reads the fucking op you lying sack of shit
>>68482224
You never stop being an American.
>>68482261
Sharky would fuck them both up m8
Pirating Fighter and the Kid 3D. Will post Webms.
https://thepiratebay
.org/torrent/14521218/The_Fighter_and_the_Kid_3D_-_TFATK3D_720p
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6YH6NgNfDd
Cool vid
>mfw people think Schaub is scared of a juice head
lads whats going on this time?
>>68482340
>>>/wsg/ them so they have sound
remember max file size there is 4.00 MB
But I do read the OP Adan
no you fucking don't
>>68482355
yeah man
very cool stuff
Why would I lie on an anonymous imageboard
>>68482364
Schaub bless. Schaub is a natural athlete and alpha male. Rich is an insecure manlet who will die of steroid abuse within the decade.
>>68482364
i think you'd be suprised
Canadian OP we may not deserve you, but we need you right now.
Thank you, your return has been appreciated.
i wish they'd let me over there so i could spit in your face
to piss someone off
who else /ottawa/ here?
I told you lads many times that this place needs me but nooo screenshots are gay gsp isn't good the op is important blah blah blah
thanks though bud appreciate, glad you're still around
You know I'd literally kiss you if you ever did something like that
here lad
my old man and I are going and I'm super hype about it
you got good seats?
5% for life God dammit
you think i'm just gonna sit there and let you kiss me, jon?
>>68482518
You think I'm just going to sit here and let you kiss me?
you think I'm just gonna sit here and let you kiss me bud
I agree
>>68482542
schaub's fucking shook lad
>>68482252
>People unironically believe stipe won't swarm him and knock him out inside 2 minutes
Stipe still has a chin on him, if overeem tagged him with something it wouldn't be the end of the world like it was with arlovski/JDS
>Jon......
I don't know man, this new Reem is looking pretty mean
I can see him taking the belt soon
>you will never eat burgers with extra cheese and extra mushrooms while Rich Piana tells you stories of his childhood
Junior still has a chin, he ate a gigantic clean hook clean across the chin from Overeem and wasn't even knocked out, he almost got back up too
>>68482458
>No (You's)
Why
>>68482627
He is just more defensive, K-1 UBEREEM was a force to be reckoned with. Had a roid chin + better, younger body. If he gets tagged clean it's game over for him. Still has a lot of power but he can't afford to be overly offensive.
Stipe is going to be too quick for Reem
Reem's chin will get tapped
Do you think Michael Bisping is attractive?
Reminder that this man could fucking KO anyone in this thread
Sometimes I wish that were the case
>>68482667
He's handsome for an Irish fella
so I just started a new career mode as Chris Weidman in UFC 2 and in the main even of the card that I debuted on, Rory KO'd Wonderboy in the main event for KO of the night
is this a sign?
>>68482383
Thanks for the reminder kiddo. I'll be using SnagIt and Webm for Retards. Hope that's up to snuff.
I'm genuinely a fan of the new Econoreem style
Observant, deliberate, and accurate. The way he measured, timed, and exploited Arlovski's "open middle" style of defense against Overeem's right leg kick / left body kick game was brilliant
However, let's not forget that he's still got those mental training scars from years of K-1, and we've seen him go to his "back straight up and shell up and wait" defence a couple of times recently. Croatia's brave Stipe seems like the exact man to exploit that deficiency
God bless
>>68482707
Literally no one gives a shit.
>>68482667
No (you)s
We are on strike
Can you lads post the best /heem/s the year so far?
Bisping is generally a handsome man, but there's still times where he has that ridiculous wax figure look and overly slicked hair
stop reminding everyone
you either get it or you fucking don't
>>68482746
Kek good luck with that
i read the op but i'm not an autistic man child that will die alone like most of you so i don't have time to wade through 20 conor articles to find actual news.
Still better than Yair's imo
Lahat was legitimately dead for 10 minutes
>"What the fuck do you mean you can't get it up, Jon?"
Look into my eyes liddle man
I run heem yeh?
>>68482733
For stipes sake I hope he retains the belt, hw champs are less consistent than the WWE heavyweight champs. If overeem won (which I don't see happening but worst case scenario) he loses that just as quick as everyone else. Hes no spring chicken, plus all his other faults.
>tfw tried dating app in ottawa
Will she ever sit on my face?
i've seen that on /fit/ before lad, don't be cheeky
>>68482882
lmao at those proportions
>>68482813
>mfw Lahat was flying knee'd into lelator
am i shadow banned? im not getting yous
NICE
>>68482882
>Will she ever sit on my face and poo like crazy?
ftfy
>>68482832
I know a chick in Alberta you can fuck.
Piana>Schaub
I can't trust Schaub anymore. He lied about not knowing who Rich Piana is.
guys wife left the screen open a bit and the house is full of mosquitos
you're not, but no (You)'s right now, be serious
Just called my dog a bitch.
She said yes.
>>68482667
not bad for scum
>>68482969
heel hook that slut
>>68482959
Schaub's a bitch who's gonna get his very soon. God dammit, Rich bless.
my wife's son left the screen open a bit and the house is full of mosquitoes
yowch!
will brock quit against hunt in round 1?
Rich bless
>>68483017
RARE
A
R
E
mosquitos don't hurt you fucking fairy
I hate when my girlfriend brings her son over.
Especially on fight night. I usually give the kid my 3DS to play something and he buzzes off.
Obviously another top heem contender because of that combo and the sheer visciousness
>>68483017
ohhhh cambodia
>>68483098
this is like
the true meaning of heem sleepy
>>68483078
kek
>>68482882
she literally looks like a midget
He literally didn't move for another couple of minutes after that, it was crazy
Anyone else collect UFC trading cards?
I have a whole bunch!
I keep my Royce Gracie UFC 1 edition on top of the refrigerator so my sisters kids don't get to it.
Brendan really doesn't know who Rich Piana is?
I find this hard to believe.
>>68483213
they sure got him good
all of you
reminder to be VERY careful
>>68483025
rich bless
>>68483098
based
#howtosmokeacuban
>>68483213
RICH PIANA BTFO
CONFIRMED IRRELEVANT LOL
Schaub v Genova is the real fight to make
>>68483282
rich bless
karolina vs. rose will be a good one
rose might eviscerate her though karolina has never fought anyone '''''''''''''''''''''good'''''''''''''''''''
>>68483340
>rose might eviscerate her though
she barely beat Tecia Torres bruh
>>68483213
tell schaub to stop shitposting on /heem/
Durian = Done
Eisel = NEW
>>68483366
tecia is literally top 5 in the world
>>68483340
>that pic
hnnng lads...
>>68483366
Iirc I had Torres winning that one
This is the most prepared I've been to watch any event. I have literally set an alarm on my phone to notify me for when the event is starting.
Wonderboy and Rory are my most major boys and I absolutely refuse to miss this event
Can Rory legit beat Wonderboy?
I want him to win so bad, but honestly, Thomson is a fucking top tier striker.
>>68483366
rose has obliterated anyone not top 5
>>68483427
nah cuz
>>68483427
Torres looked really good in that fight whereas Rose seemed to have a harder time mounting off any real significant offense like she did against PVZ. Gonna have to rewatch that one soon.
>>68483427
they're pretty fucking even
jessica andrade is gonna punch a hole in their fuckin heads
>>68483474
>he bought the jessica andrade meme
>>68483469
LOL
tecia is literally years ahead of paige everywhere
rose might as well have been fighting someone ranked 30th in the world
>>68483465
>someone gets paid to wipe sweat off pf PVZ
>>68483465
sletten
HE'S A GANGSTA? HIS REAL NAME IS DWIGHT
>>68483494
she'd drop you like a sack of potatoes
>>68483465
>tfw you will never be paid to lick the sweat off of PVZ's axilla
>>68483494
She's just too big for the strawweights
She's going to absolutely cuck Joanna or Claudia if she can manage her cycles correctly
>>68483517
he looks thicc here
>>68483526
please, she only beat penne because penne's trash
>>68482946
and follow up finish
>>68482925
she's safe in mexico they don't behead chimps
>>68483556
>She's going to absolutely cuck Joanna or Claudia
>>68483556
N
Joanna and Claudia are actually skilled, which is more than can be said for most WMMA fighters
>>68483441
I want to believe.
I can't see Rory outstriking Wonderboy, or even getting close enough to perform a takedown.
But then again, I also couldn't see Conor knocking Aldo out with one (1) punch.
>>68483568
why did i read that in that faggot pussy scum schaubs voice. you know hes sucking off his friend bryan right now.
seriously, i'd pay to suck both them off.
you heard me shaub, you little snot nosed horsedicked pencil pusher.
fedor by ko
>>68483683
wew lad
>miss me /heem/
>>68482195
I hope Mark destroys Brock. Fuck this traitor. The funny part is Mark is also a traitor as he reps Australia despite being from New Zealand.
Daily reminder that you don't need Mike Dolce to be in good Health , it is an Insurance to finance your fights to new heights with no PED's and no steroids to Donate your self a good health and you will be hosting no rehab nor transfer of wealth , it is as easy to use as a software, investing in your health recovery is the best treatment
>>68483844
Açaà bowl
EVERY DAY
MINIMUM
Stay RENERGIZED®
>"Daniel! How'd you get into my house?!"
What's the best way to browse /heem/ on an iOS device? Webms don't work in Safari
>>68484186
You think I'm going to just sit there and not give you a blumpkin Jon?
Fuck wsg. I'll just upload clips to Youtube unlisted. Might upload the whole series and just make little reaction webms. Let me know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sAGF2xdc0M
>>68484346
>he uses apple products
If heem had more people, id suggest we raid bloodyelbow with dc dick sucking memes to offend the sjws
>>68484382
Fox took it down. You're probably getting sued familia.Thanks for trying tho.
>>68484382
>blocked with 5 views
>>68484483
It's probably Youtube's automated content ID shit that recognised it as theirs and auto took it down. Crazy how quick that shit worked.
Either that or Schaub is actually lurking /heem/ now and got the feds on your ass for this. This is your fault for advertising on Reddit
>>68484483
>>68484496
Damn, I got heemed. Definitely using wsg now. These will be better quality after this.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465964660603.webm
>Schaub breaking character 15s which they mask with a cut
>Bryan flubbing a line right after
>Ripping off Will Ferrell's style from 5 years ago
what ever happened to the brazilian posters?
i miss those hues
>>68484621
I think we have one or two that remained
>>68484621
Brazil Has Fallen. Civil war in the streets,media being wiped. Electricity gone. Pray 4 Brazil.
>>68484613
Thanks. I don't know if the homoerotic tones are intentional.
>>68484613
>schaub naked
>callen on his knees
>both of them practically eskimo kissing
color me surprised
>>68484621
wen aldo was heem they disperse
wen conor was tap they sorta cumback
wen werdoom was heem they gone 5eva
>tfw usually guess a 50-75% of the fights on a given card correctly
>tfw haven't guessed a main event right since Hendricks-Thompson
>guessed the last 5 main events before that correctly
is conduit, dare i say it, a meme fighter?
>>68484777
Why is it that only recently this image has started making me laugh
>>68484815
1, 3, 4
Alright, Goodnight /heem/
>>68484858
2, 3, 5
>>68483858
Me on the left
>>68484731
>>68484688
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465965980920.webm
Not much of a punchline, but it's a decent bit I guess
>>68484886
shut up
>>68484867
Guten nacht mein freundin
>>68484946
schaub is such a good actor, so down to earth and modest too
Thinking of being a faggot and actually getting FitePass
Does it have the Shooto and Pancrase libraries or does it just show their recent events? This is the dealbreaker here.
>>68484949
>conditbabby this triggered by facts
do you train with him or something ladle
>>68484613
jesus christ schaub is attractive
>>68484969
http://www.ufc.com/news/Pancrase-to-be-streamed-live-on-UFC-FIGHT-PASS?id=
http://www.ufc.com/news/ufc-fight-pass-signs-shooto-japan-to-exclusive-live-event-and-on-demand-content-deal?id=
In other words, yes ;)
Speaking of which I'll probably watch some classic Bas in Pancrase after I'm done with TUF 10
>>68484977
do you train with roidbbery lawler or something bud
>>68484969
They've got a massive backlog of events they're gradually adding
Recently they've been mostly adding Shooto Brazil, KOTC, TKO, Cage Rage, and XFO stuff
They only just got Shooto Japan rights, and they have some retro Pancrase to boot
So don't expect classics like Anderson vs Sakurai on FightPass just yet
>>68485028
do you train with condit or something bud
>>68485019
>classic Bas in Pancrase
They're all on youtube, with Bas providing commentary over his own fights (don't know if they've got that version on Fightpass). It's really interesting.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLmI9jPjzJeOREIS06Q_QLLaparTScwRr
i trane ufc
>>68485119
That shit might work in the cage but out on the streets my aikido reigns supreme.
you guys ruined brandon and bryans ama
good job
>>68482252
>Britain having 3 UFC champions
Good times senpai
Why is Brock such a leafaboo?
>>68485186
Minnesota is on the border iirc
>>68485071
Well damn
>>68484815
only in title fights, thats when he goes full meme point fighter, throwing kicks from 10 feet away
>>68485169
didn't you guys have a champ way back when? or was that newton that no one could decide what he was?
>>68485266
So did it end up being funny or did ebin /heem/sters just post shit like "could u heem every here?"
>>68485247
I have no idea only started watching UFC in 2004
>>68485214
yup, though against gsp he put on a good fight. he needs a wrestler to out point him in a championship fight, or he will throw non-commital strikes to feign dominance and become a boring counter-striker. He can't decide if he is going to aggressively lead, or maliciously counter.
mind you diaz is a counter stiker, thus diaz-condit, diaz- silva and in inevitable condit/silva would suck(assuming they are both old fighting for the UFC "champions" MW title in the future ufc middle-aged league). 2 counter fighters equals boring.
>>68485321
>diaz is a counter stiker
There's elements of it to his game but he certainly pushes the pace against certain opponents
>>68485303
It was great. Schaub got BTFO multiple times.
Classic drug scene xD
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465968089606.webm
>>68485303
there were a couple posts talking about heem. also the faggot in that picture that linked here is one of the guys that takes credit for the webms made here when he posts them to /r/mma.
Although seeing Schaub constantly referred to as Brandon and being completely unaware how much people were ridiculing him was fucking funny.
Rory MacDonald is one of the fighters I have the most respect for. That Lawler fight was fucking brutal I hope he wins against wonderboy
>>68485036
Do they have all the K-1 WGP on Fightpass?
>>68485422
No. They tried buying them through Glory who holds licenses for the library, but K-1 (I assume a 1 room office somewhere) stepped in and cockblocked.
>>68485411
I'm having a hard time cheering against either of them. Wonderboy has improved so much and he looked great against Hendricks. But Rory has been one of my favorites for so long.
>>68485446
REMINDER THAT WONDERBOY GOT DROPPED MOMENTARILY IN THIS FIGHT AND THAT SOMEONE, SOMEDAY IS GONNA CATCH HIM CLEAN AND KNOCK HIM THE FUCK OUT
>>68485398
Just found this little piece of gold
>>68485462
He lands 50% of his strikes and avoids 58% of the opponents. Somebody else going to sleep before he ever does.
>>68485398
Fuck that reposting faggot
>>68485496
>that logic
>>68482195
Ugh, how did we get dragged into this?
>>68485492
>He asked why, not for a demonstration
>>68482672
this pic really shows how much oil is in his triceps good lord
>>68485398
>Muh original content :^)
You sound like a redditor m8
>>68485492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKkKdcgxvdo
>>68485545
Redditor detected
>>68484867
...phone home?
>>68485614
fucking lel
>>68484621
we only get one Brazilian per international goal, so...
>>68483552
>20 min
wtf?
>>68483858
foam parties always attract people who don't understand the function of bubbles, which is to carry dirt, dead skin, etc.
That foam is "lofting" filth. Enjoy!
>yfw you realize Carlos Condit has lost 4 of his last 6 fights
>>68485705
The only embarrassing loss is to Woodley. Welterweight is a shark tank.
>>68485705
> """lost"""
>>68485729
2, 3, 5
,
3
,
5
>>68485742
I agree Condit won all those rounds, alongside 1 and 4. Shame the judges didn't see it that way like educated fight fans such as myself. Sad!
>>68485705
4 loses out of 6 at welterweight is like 2 at LW, or 1 at hw, or an unbeaten streak in women's mma.
>>68485772
Why do people think media scores mean more than any other person's?
They're fans like you or me, they just get paid for it.
>>68485789
It's a convenient pool of samples from above average MMA consumers.
>>68485803
i.e. popular opinion
>>68485818
Not really. I wouldn't call journalists representative of the general MMA audience. Closer to professional opinion if that phrasing doesn't trigger anybody too severely.
>Scrub Swanson vs Kawajiri
>>68485772
It's not that fresh a take, but Lawler lost at 181 against Hendricks as well. Not necessarily complaining about that one, but he should be sitting at 3-3 over his last 6.
>>68485835
Yeah but you're using their supposedly close to professional opinions to argue against the actual professional opinions, so I don't think that really means much
>>68483858
So he left that other bitch? 2BH she had a fake face, this woman looks much more grounded and is just as busty. Hendo's life moving in the right direction
>>68485887
I'm not arguing against their opinions. I think both fights were relatively close (less so the Hendricks fight) and came down mostly to scoring preferences. 10 point must is shit. I'm just offering up a couple of surveys that show a lot of people disagree with the decisions. It's interesting how much the other way the journalists swing in both fights.
>>68485887
That's not fair, we've all seen these "professional opinions" go full retard occasionally.
If a majority of the people who make a living around the fight game believe a fight should have been scored a certain way, it probably should have been.
Where is picks bro?
>>68485964
No, you're literally arguing in favour of popular opinion.
>>68486024
I'm not saying that the decision should be overturned/we do this like a reality show, I'm saying in certain cases the judges blow it. Acting like judges are infallible is silly.
Peter Graham, the legend who "straya cunt'd" that arab scumbag hari is fighting co-main on the Fedor card.
https://youtu.be/-8sYT3gvTeU
>>68486070
Exactly, the judges aren't infallible, but they're literally trained to score fights within the 10 point must system.
The journalists, without this training, don't have an opinion worth more than any other casual fans'.
>>68486105
>casual fans
I meant educated fan
>>68486090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lAc4ghVDbE
>>68486105
Magny - Lombard
>>68486105
Is the training all that intensive? They're following 11 rules with some sub-categories ported over from another sport, where several of them also judge.
You're putting a whole lot of stock into a part time job that doesn't pay that well. Also I don't personally know a single fan who agrees with the 10 point must system.
>>68486105
>even remotely hinting that the premier minds of MMA aren't legitimate auteurs of their craft
>Oxbow isn't my favorite alternative band
PREMIER
>>68481987
a fucking leaf
>>68486180
All the shit he talked made it so much better.
QUICK - Claim your boy, /heem/!
Is rockhold/sonnen the fight to make?
>>68485321
But Diaz was coming forward in both those fights and his best work is when he's belting motherfuckers against the cage.
so there wasn't a card? fuck off. When is Rory fighting?
>>68486180
haha nice video
>>68486279
>>68483441
Anyone who thinks an mma product can take out living Ken from street fighter can take my roundhouse
>yfw schaub pulls out of heem 1
>>68486395
kek
There are people on heem right now who would shoot for a takedown in a street fight
>>68486501
can't throw a punch to save my life m8
and my left arm is completely useless
>>68486501
you do know there are more shots in wrestling besides a single or double right? snatch or blast is probably the best for the street fight, and HWs or people in general who don't want to expose their heads. to strikes or guillotines
>>68486545
>spiking
That's fucking illegal
>>68486298
read the list of upcoming events in a response to the op
>>68486501
I pull guard during bar fights
Bros I know some of you might not believe me but I ran into Jon Jones about an hour ago at Whole Foods. I ran into him and asked him how he was now. I told him I was a fan and wished him luck. We chatted for a good six minutes. But something strange happened. We talked about fighters. I told him that he's basically cleaned out the light heavyweight division. And asked him if he'd consider going up to heavyweight. He told me yes. He did that dumb smirk of his saying he'd handle everyone easily. But I asked him what if the UFC brought in an athlete from the outside? I then asked if he knew who Rich Piana was. Suddenly his eyes opened wide and darted all over the place. He looked like he'd seen a ghost. He stuttered a bit saying "I don't know who that is". Then grabbed about a dozen Milky Ways and ran out of the store. I never saw a man so shook in my life.
>>68486501
The only reason not to is if you're fighting multiple people
>>68486616
Really though how many people have the striking power to KO more then one person at a time. There's a lot of RNG even KOing someone with a punch, so striking is kind of fuck in regards to fighting multiple people .
>>68486602
I tell people I'm sorry and then BWANG BWANG BWANG no I'm not
>>68486664
>>68483078
>>68483213
did he reply to /heem/ questions?
>>68486683
>slamming yourself head first into concrete
top kek
>>68486705
>>68486705
is he ded
>>68486739
nah
he's twitching still
also those cuts aren't in any major area.
>>68486705
please stop posting this
it's disturbing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJFDtWUd7fw
>>68486758
>>68486758
how?
Just put a Joe Rogan commentary on and its not even that bad
>>68486705
HEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMM
>>68486767
this /heem/, not /snuff/
that webum is in no way entertaining or amusing
>>68486779
he's not even dead you assume he's dead
You seen webms of more gory heems. like Rory bleeding out of every facial orifice,There are 3 cuts here and the guy is still breathing.
>>68486705
>heem_2_da_nang.webm
>>68486786
>literally comparing a bloody fistfight to someone getting stabbed multiple times
fuggen lel
>>68486806
all elbows do is cut
same with knifes
and they're both applied to a fight,
>>68486755
he's dead as fuck dude
>>68486779
>posting on 4Chan
>being easily disturbed
Go back to bloodyelbow dotcom
>>68486786
retard alert i rory had a broken/bloody nose not stabs in the upper body and possible internal bleeding
>>68486090
>
that southern cross tat, whewwwww lad
>>68486820
the stabs don't even look that bad compare to the facial damage, there are clothes covering the stab wounds, you actually see where the blood is spilling out on Rory.
Speaking of amateur heems, anybody got that one where a black dude with dreadlocks and a red shirt gets kicked in the dick, then the other guy turns around thinking it's over and dreads guy flies in a heems the fuck out of him and then drags him onto the road?
>>68486836
only webm ive seen has sound on it
>>68486813
It was just a prank bro.
reminder that bj has qtest wife
Post your walkout song lads.
http://youtu.be/d6ag0zzg9Ww
>>68486603
rich bless
>>68486899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z92bmlcmyq0
am i banned?
>>68486899
http://youtu.be/pIgZ7gMze7A
>>68486899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GVugJj7BUs
>they do it for free
>>68486899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKufCp8NnMk
Montage of satisfying defeats,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7MmdqXNC9M
Enjoy lads
>>68486973
Unfortunately you can't talk like that on /heem/.
>>68486971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urdv-CTuEpo
Why did the UFC take down all of fedor's free fights?
Negotiations must have gone bad.
>>68487007
>those fucking KO'd bisping pics
What did she mean by this?
>>68487139
Shit nigger, that is strange. Must be the negotiations, since they'd be promoting someone as a big star who's only going to fight on their streaming service once.
who /tigerbelly/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gig-yEIUeN4
>>68487237
the fuck am I watching
>>68487280
what it's like having 8 or 9 buddies
>>68487237
Imagine literally watching other people watch MMA
which one of you is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gua-uuqG0aQ
>>68487237
are you the guy who's david choe's assistant
>>68487237
wish i was a funny little asian man making everyone laugh around me
Just spent hours trying to get the Fight Pass downloader script to work. Heem me.
>>68487420
Did you tell him that his girl is a whore?
>>68487420
Did she cum on your big anglo cock?
>>68487438
how do i download this video,
http://www.mmafighting.com/2013/4/12/4215844/cat-zingano-my-style-is-pretty-funky
for webm purposes
>>68487420
expose the sloot, do the right thing senpai
>>68487456
if u have chrome go to the chrome webstore and download "flash video downloader" , i think it should work, or try something similar
>>68487438
Ill tech support you m8. What's going on when you try to run it?
>>68487237
I fucking love tigerbelly, best podcast imo
>>68487550
I spent those hours in IRC room with nerds. Had to fetch a request module and what not, then when I finally get to running it I get this
>>68487828
Whatup Cole.
>>68487835
Don't dox me, bro. That's some sensitive info!
After Mcgregor gets Diazed for the 2nd time and he will be shook af and mentally broken,could Holloway outmeme him and win dat belt?
I think yes.He sure did look sharp and slick in 199
>>68483340
>tfw I have the same body
>>68488026
pics cheick
>>68486812
Was it the video of the two Vietnamese kids fighting, where the kid drops his bag and starts punching the other kid, and the other kid is losing so he grabs the bag off the ground and pulls a knife out from it and chases the kid who dropped the bag with the knife and stabs him a few times and the camera cuts away then the video reappears and the camera is zooming over the corpse of the dead kid who is now pale from all the blood that has drained out of his body?
is that the video you're referring to?
>>68487828
Do you get the same error if you just run python.exe?
If I were you I'd use the web installer to download python 3.6 and start over. Download the requests module using the easy install script then put the ufctv.py script in your python 3.6 folder and open a command prompt from the folder and try running it like that.
>>68487972
I thought Holloway would take the rematch even before McGregor got Diazed the first time.
>>68488036
nah I'm not as cute as Rose. I won't show anything
>>68488026
wanna bang, bro?
>>68488042
I actually tried going scorched earth on it when the guy helping me gave up. Doing it again now.
>open a command prompt from the folder
You mean by using the path in the cmd, right?
>>68487828
Also do you have the python that correlated to your os architecture?
I.e. If your os is x86 is the python the x86 version or vice versa with x64.
And get rid of windows 10 senpai
They probably sent Dana an email that you're trying to rob fight pass.
>>68488090
Already went through that route too. I definitely used the Windows x86-64 installer the second time around.
Got an easy way to downgrade? Everything I've read just looks like hair pulling considering I don't back shit up and this is a beater laptop since my good one broke.
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/6/11/11909628/fight-nights-promoter-admits-fedor-handpicked-maldonado-from-a-list
lmao what a can crusher
>>68487972
He will be Blessed.
>>68488113
>According to the promoter, Fedor was given a list that included the likes of KSW heavyweight champion Karl Bedorf. Oli Thompson informed BloodElbow that he was also contacted with regards to the fight.
>"Fedor was totally adequate when choosing the opponent. He never said 'give me a can so I could beat him.' He understands that fighting a lower-class opponent that he would defeat in one minute is a road to nowhere. Japanese didn't have many options with Jaideep Singh back in time. But if his fight with Maldonado will be the same, people would eventually lose interest in Fedor. He understands this and never asks someone [weak] he could easily beat.
>>68488083
No, hold shift and right click in the folder and click open command prompt.
>>68488160
It worked. I love you.
Any tips on making it more convenient to pull up?
>>68488160
Damn, it won't let me enter anything into the password field. I spoke too soon.
>>68482667
>Do you think water is wet?
>tfw used to watch all the fights with my mom and we'd pick a winner for each fight and she picked more winners right than me
I remember us watching the bloodbath that was mark hunt vs big foot silva together and going crazy.
He'll I remember us watching guide vs Sanchez together way back in the day, and going crazy watching pat Barry vs cheick Kongo live.
Now we've kinda grown apart as fight fans. I usually watch the fights with /heem/ now and she goes out dancing on the weekend now.
Benson Henderson is her favorite fighter, so the last card we watched together was the benson getting his ass kicked by koreshkov card.
I miss the bond we had watching fights together.
>tl;dr: my mom is a bigger fight fan than most of you
>>68488192
That's just python hiding your password senpai.
Just type it in normally and hit enter.
>>68483098
shit reactions by herb. hendo showing how scummy he is by throwing bombs when the other guy is clearly out cold, again
Cowboy Cerrone
@Cowboycerrone
I'm on the rehabilitation Canada program!! So all you fuck ups out there is hope
https://twitter.com/Cowboycerrone/status/742893360742965248
How did everyone breeze over this? Cowboy is going to rehab?
>>68485956
Kinda interesting that Conor was still landing really solid shots in so late in that round. I think the rematch will be closer than people think.
>>68488297
nice one straya
>>68488297
I think it will be less close. Conor can't be as active because he knows he'll have to conserve his energy for a five round fight, so he won't be looking like he's beating the shit out of Nate for a full round. This will probably lead to him getting hit more often, can't slack off against a Diaz.
>>68488204
What about your dad?
>>68486899
https://youtu.be/8wmnuZHzUeo
or
https://youtu.be/rzRqEWJYwX4
>>68486763
I honestly can't imagine how awful it must be to grow up around black people.
>>68488366
He's not that much of a fight fan.
He watched Barry vs Kongo with us but was pretty nonplussed about it afterwards.
>>68488214
Noice, noice. So what's a good way to download? I tried ffmpeg through JDownloader, but it says no files are online. The code the guy put in the pastebin looks like it's meant for linux.
>>68486763
Were they stealing from her backpack? lmao
>>68486763
>it's a WORLSTAH video reminds you that non-sporting violence is actually a fucking horrible thing to watch episode
>>68488204
>now she goes out dancing on the weekend now
wtf, what kind of dancing is it? i seriously hope its like ballroom dancing, and not at clubs.
>>68488399
Download livestreamer
Then you'll get the video's m3u8 using the ufctv script.
Copy the full m3u8 from cmd, paste it in a notepad and get rid of the spaces where's it's all one nice continuous link.
Then copy that and put this into cmd prompt:
Livestreamer "hlsvariant://[paste the m3u8 here without brackets]" best -o fightera-vs-fighterb.mp4
Simple as that senpai, just be quick from getting the m3u8 to downloading it because the link doesn't last that long.
>>68488464
Jesus christ, I'll just go back to screen capturing for webms. This isn't even worth it.
>>68488477
Just do it bro. It's easy af once you know what you're doing and the quality of the video is impeccable.
#BrainDamageBandits
>>68488456
Nah it's like country folk dancing at the local convention center where they have live music every week.
She's all into that dancing stuff. Watched dancing with the stars and kept me up to date on how Paige was doing.
>>68488492
Invalid ipv6 url?
>>68488297
I think it will be less close. Conor will shut him down early and heem/reddit will be utterly BTFO
>>68488508
What URL did you use?
And are you talking about the m3u8 part or livestreamer?
Make sure you use one that starts with http for the m3u8 like
http://www.ufc.tv/video/john-koppenhaver-vs-jared-rollins-tuf-6-finale
That's probably your problem. But if you're talking about livestreamer just make sure the m3u8 is all continuos in one long row and not split into 4 rows.
>>68488464
>>68488477
I use this bash script to do it in one go (have it saved as ufcdl in my PATH) so I basically just open any terminal and type ufcdl [url] and it downloads it with livestreamer
#!/bin/sh
s="$1"
M3U8="$(ufc.py m3u8 "$1")"
NAME="${s##*/}"
livestreamer hlsvariant://"$M3U8" best --stream-segment-threads=10 --hls-segment-threads=10 -o "$NAME".ts
>>68488551
No pretend that I'm 7 heems old and explain how I do this pls :)
>>68488507
Farmersonly.com
>>68488507
oh shit im sorry, thought your mum was hitting up clubs and risking getting heemed by the ghost of Bill Cosby. I was about to tell her to pls be safe out there. Schaub bless her
>>68488551
He's on windows senpai.
Write us a quick python script to do that for windows pls.
>>68482667
>oh mickey you're so pretty you don't understand.
>>68488568
yeah actually it wouldn't work natively on windows because windows can't do bash
so basically you either get bash running on your windows or you've got to rewrite that script using some scripting language windows can run
>>68488493
Schaub sidestepped my question about his roommate so hard.
>>68488608
I will pay $20 to first person to do it. Or they can share my fight pass.
>>68488623
either that or he lost too much brain tissue to remember
https://youtu.be/_L_RFkHz-1I?t=343
>5.42
>Weightclasses dont matter for champions like her Mike.An exceptional female fighter and a unique human being
>>68488694
>time to end the cucking
>>68488694
I thought arlovskis ex gf banged tim sylvia
>>68488694
>Ngannou_poster_gets_permabanned.webm
does nate have any chance in the rematch with conor?
>>68488775
nevar forget
https://youtu.be/kbm_-f8mmDw
>>68488281
I think it's a joke. Maybe he's just saying he won't be drinking while he's at Canada.
Good morning from Florida /heem/.
>>68488870
Can you beat the high score of 50?
>>68488803
How could a girl go from a stud like Andrei to a gross hamplanet like Tim Sylvia?
>>68488900
An alligator at Disney World just ate a 2 year old
>>68488939
shitty parents fault
wassup everybody
how ya doin
u doin good?
u doin good?
i think wonderpedo wins by controversial split decission, 29-28
>>68488976
Looks like a billion bird shits happening at once.
>>68488939
Just looked up the story behind that, that's messed up man.
>>68488976
Is this guy the new cheick kongo?
>>68488976
that's a big nose
>I’m a staunch anti-doper
>>68488664
>7:20
>>68488625
Might give it a go later
The Fight and The Kid 3D [TV Show] [Season 1]
>Uploaded this to Mega.nz last night for you guys.
>That link protects the files from being taken down. I don't make money off of it or anything.
http://liens.free-telechargement.org/143xv
Is Werdum the worst fucking meme of all time? Donks were calling him the greatest Heavyweight ever up until Stipe knocked him dead (thank fuck). Let's have a look at his best wins.
>Beats past his prime Fedor, the same one who got knocked out by a middleweight
>Beats a Hunto on short notice and at altitude; still gets beaten up the first round. Hunt gasses and Famemeio knocks him out
>Beats a Cain, a guy known for his cardio but who gassed because he didn't train at altitude. This one is entirely Cain's fault but he was beating up Werdum in the first round until he gassed.
All of a sudden the greatest of all time. I'd take both Hunt and Cain to HEEM this meme in a rematch. Hopefully Sperg Lord Rothwell knocks him out too and stops this shit
>>68489783
le funny face man
>>68489783
I guess he's just the luckiest MMA fighter of all time then...
>>68488625
Hey lad, I've been tinkering with the script and learning a bit of python and I've got a automated downloading script working.
If you're serious about the $20, I could use it. But I've just got to parse the file name so that it can automatically name it when it downloads and it'll be good to go.
>>68489847
I wish niggers would just leave /heem/ for good.
>if a fighter loses once then they were never good, fluked all their victories, had their chin deleted, is a meme fighter and their country will literally never recover
Did I miss any?
>>68489893
What did he mean by this?
>>68490010
>Mark Hunt is an elite fighter with a 12-10 record in a shitty division
Did I miss any?
>>68490010
He was never my boy
>>68488297
They weren't solid shots though, they were all arm punches. hands down, walking forward in a straight line throwing arm punches. his head only moved off center when he got hit. not good.
>>68485760
LW is arguably the most competitive division. You should of used lightheavy Adan.
>>68490008
>Schaub streams UFC ppv yet expects people to not pirate FATK3D
fuck that nigga. No mercy for goofs
>>68488096
Based Glover will end Crumble's hype train now with the new USADA testing
>>68486180
This video made me search up wombo combo which led me to the competitive smash scene. Thank you bade hari.
>>68490401
mango nation
>>68482959
I really don't get the hate. You guys think you're funny by being "trolls" ? You harp on Brendan for the whole bully incident yet you are doing the very same thing just on the internet where you aren't face to face with that person (otherwise he'd knock you the fuck out). Brendan knocked out cro cop, beat gonzaga and a juiced up lavar johnson but all the questions you can think of are sly comments about his personal decision to retire from the sport? Grow the fuck up.
>>68490839
>he beat a mediocre kickboxer, some w-hue? and some juicehead
are these supposed to be impressive
>>68490839
You're looking mighty fat these days, Brandon
>>68490839
HEEM is filled with insecure nerds. That's also why they constantly project their autism and virginity onto every fighter. It makes them more comfortable with their own failings in life.
>>68490839
>>68490991
>HEEM is filled with insecure nerds
>they constantly project
>they
https://youtu.be/nmpndj_Wwrc
Dana and Lorenzo need to pay their fighters better. They act like they wanna be like the NFL and the NBA well both those organizations have players unions that stop the corporations from fucking over the athletes. The UFC doesn't have a union for their fighters so they can pretty much treat them however they want. And if a competing MMA organization gets too big, Zuffa just buys them out so they can keep their monopoly. There's no reason these fighters can't be paid better. Not to mention that the reebok deal just screws them over even more.
can someone make a good thread with NEWS please, thanks /heem/.
>>68491063
The UFC is worth about as much as 1 or 2 NBA teams and it's roster/staff is exponentially bigger. The Reebok deal paid out $70 million which is about as much as a franchise player in the NFL. The only people not making a livable wage are scrubs. Don't get into a niche sport if you want to be a millionaire. Go be an engineer.
>>68491170
It's not about being a millionaire. The UFC made $600 million in revenue in 2015. How are these dudes supposed to give this sport their all if they are getting $8,000/$8,000 and working second jobs
>>68491045
Go outside.
>>68491419
Demetrious Johnson and Dominick Cruz were both working jobs when they fought, nigga. If you've got kids to feed, you should probably get your ass a 9-5. If not, all you need is food, shelter, and a gym. There guys in Thailand eating soup and kicking trees without a dollar to their name.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtMm0swu5i8
>>68491635
Food, water, gym, management, coaches, and medical expenses. Fighters have to pay for all these things after they've had their winnings taxed. Then the UFC takes away their sponsorships. These guys are getting hosed but since the UFC has such a stronghold on MMA the fighters have no other option.
>>68491889
the ufc didnt take their sponsorships, instead they gave them a big name reliable sponsorship you goof
>>68491889
Sorry, but the UFC is a meritocracy and that's why it's not utter shit like boxing atm. Not to mention they pay a fuck ton more than any other promotion. Only Redditors like yourself are angry that shit fighters are making shit money.
>>68491923
Go ahead and find how many fighters are for the reebok deal versus how many are against it.
>Cormier says Jones can't punch hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNFtq2DYJ7g
>>68492031
>Only Redditors like yourself are angry that shit fighters are making shit money.
but you're literally the only faggot that defends current fighter pay and you do it every time without fail
>>68492144
Hola Ribbit
>>68486899
Hey, someone here posted a metal song a while back, and the band had "force" or "thunder" in the name I think, and the cover art was like a variation of a Thunder Cats 80s drawing or cartoon. It was a really good song, and I don't even like metal that much.
>>68492031
UFC pays based on how the fighter makes the UFC more money. That's why Brock gets payed more than most and I guarantee CM punk is gonna get a shitload even tho he literally has no fights under his belt. If the UFC payed fighters by skill then khabib would be making way more than he does. The UFC is not a meritocracy.
>>68492107
and you think he can? Jon's boxing is almost nonexistent. He lands more eyepokes than significant punches. He makes up for it with his elbows and knees but lets not pretend like Gus didn't box his fucking head off.
>>68492243
Actual graph of fighter pay over the years with Brock Lesnar's shitty tattoos propelling it upward even further
>>68492349
I was stating what was in the video. No need to ruin your morning over it, bud
>>68492032
>trusting the opinions of a bunch of brain damaged "athletes" that have to fight in a cage for a living
Dumb goofs don't know what's good for them. Reebok is the future of the sport.
>>68492406
>implying im gonna watch a 2 and a half minute video before jumping to conclusions
yeah right
FrontRowBrian @FrontRowBrian 10h10 hours ago
The UFC sale might already be done. William Morris Endeavor involved with financial backing from Chinese private equity.
>>68492454
I can't wait for the UFC to really go to shit so all of these Redditors can kill themselves in embarrassment.
I'd wager this is probably a partial sale btw. The UFC posted record profits last year. Selling this early in the Conor boom would be pooicide.
>>68492553
Conor boom is over. He's going to have 3 losses in a row.
>>68492568
And people are going to pay good money to watch all three.
>>68492589
good morning
>>68492620
You too buddeh
>>68492589
fuck this guy someone make appropriate thread pls
>>68492736
I got you bro
>>68492573
>>68492573
>>68492589
WTF IS THIS SHIT
>>68492597
a fuckload more people would pay to see conor win and continue his fantastic quest for greatness tho
>>68492774
New thread to discuss heems and memes
>>68492573
>>68492573
>>68492589
>>68492762
Why stay in charge of making shit threads with no effort
Stop resisting. Just close your eyes and let it happen.
>>68492573
>>68492573
Firsts is still up for grabs
Who will get it
Piana or Schaub?
>>68492840
jesus this new breed of faggotry on /heem/, shit threads and piana posting. justfuckmyshitup
>>68490839
literally brandon schuab posting on heem, KEK.
>>68492881
stop replying to this retard
>>68492881
Looks like, Schaub won this round. Better nluck next time rich
>>68492573
>>68492573
>>68488297
I don't see how nugget is gonna win this... but I really want him winning... Otherwise the ufc is gonna die again. He's the only champ that is jumping weight classes..
>>68493105
Real new thread
GET IN HERE GOOFS
>>68493123
>>68493123
>>68493123
>>68492987
>>68493126
>>68493147
which one do i choose
>>68493184
the one with more effort
>486 posts
>2 new threads
Permaheem incoming
>>68484867
>05:42
>Goodnight
>This flag
>Wednesday
u neetin bro
filling this thread
>>68494912
>alistair overeem thingken of horse meat.gif
>>68495612
sahgay
>>68482318
sharky is a sick cunt
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