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News:
>Cub Swanson vs Tatsuya Kawajiri targeted for UFC FN Utah
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/14/11938082/cub-swanson-vs-tatsuya-kawajiri-targeted-for-ufc-fight-night-in-utah
>Kron Gracie will fight in RIZIN 2
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/14/11934086/kron-gracie-set-to-face-mma-veteran-hideo-tokoro-in-rizin-event-in
>Tim Means got second job during suspension, hopes to be back around August
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/14/11922054/tim-means-got-job-as-metal-fabricator-during-usada-suspension-hopes-ufc-august-return
>Fedor Emelianenko says he's closer than ever to signing with the UFC
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/13/11925474/fedor-emeliananko-says-hes-closer-than-ever-to-signing-with-the-ufc
>Michael Bisping wants rematch with Dan Henderson for first UFC middleweight title defence
http://www.foxsports.com.au/ufc/michael-bisping-wants-rematch-with-dan-henderson-for-first-ufc-middleweight-title-defence/news-story/cce5bf6343efb08df36b201af871272d
>>68493123
Finally decent OP
patrician thread
>the op matters
why make a thread with zero effort?
here's to Bisping getting heem'd by hendo again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QHcb6n-dNQ&t=91
>>68493355
>walking on beach with jon
why just why dc
I'm worried Hunto isnt switched on for the Lesnar fight. He sounded like he didnt give a fuck in the interview with the jew. Wasnt training, wasnt at a proper camp, no coaches and shit with him.
Its the same pattern, he has a great fight after he has trained hard and looks sharp. Then next fight he either dosnt train and gets complacent about staying fit. Then has really a bad fight. Gets pissed off about it, trains hard, looks like monster next fight, repeat over and over.
>>68493355
this is the gayest man
>You now remember Jeremy Horn
>>68493549
It must really suck to have such a mediocre fat, fat cunt be the face of combat sports for your region.
>tfw can heem every here
>>68493800
>boxingswede
post one of your matches again
>>68493800
Duran had meme footwork.
Alright lads, I finished updating the ufctv.py script for windows.
This one includes automating downloading and streaming for those of us on windows.
NOTE: for this to work you must have livestreamer installed
http://pastebin.com/pJMRkL4W
To download videos call it command prompt opened in your python folder like:
python.exe ufctv.py dl videourl
To stream use:
Python.exe ufctv.py stream videourl
Hope this helps.
Also to >>68488625
Don't forget my $20, PayPal address is above
>>68493893
I beg your pardon
If you could choose 1 fight to not get canceled due to an injury which one would it be ?
does anyone actually care about a gracie in mma anymore? once black people learned how to defend a triangle choke it was pretty much over for them
>>68493927
owen hart vs the god father at over the edge 1999 :(
>>68493918
You heard me Mohamed. Duran had meme footwork. He would have gotten crushed by a real boxer like TJ.
>>68493898
Thanks for the botnet.
>>68493988
hit me up on rumblr bigboy, we'll see who memes on who
>>68494039
I'm at the McDonalds on Wyandotte pussy. Feel free to show up anytime.
>>68493898
Excellent work. I would let you heem my girlfriend.
>>68493927
Rory vs Wonderboy most definitely even tho it's not for the belt, it will be spicy
>>68494154
I really wanted to see Hendricks vs Mcdonald and Lawler vs Wonderboy
>mfw you'll never see Dos Anjos absolutely destroys Conor
>>68494202
Those two also, i think we'll see that fights in the future tho
>>68493898
$20 cuck here. Will steal my mom's credit card and set up a pay pal account. Stay beautiful, friendo
>>68494276
Whats heem #77?
WE
ARE
LIVE
https://youtu.be/NGACD3vPzR0
https://youtu.be/NGACD3vPzR0
https://youtu.be/NGACD3vPzR0
https://youtu.be/NGACD3vPzR0
https://youtu.be/NGACD3vPzR0
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>>68494205
conor would've heemed him stiff
>>68483441
i honestly think he' is gonna win. he always executes a killer game plan he doesn't mind taking it relax'd and can easily frustrate thompson with his elusive style. rory is training with top tier guys. the only thing i think that might go wrong is faras telling him he is the better striker.
>>68493773
>americans saying cunt
burger pls
Came home after a year abroad and went straight to my favourite boxing gym.
>tfw rusty as fuck
>>68494417
i'll hook you in the gobber mate
>Leave RDA to me
>>68494456
ramadan
douche
armenian
>>68494456
RDA will smash Khabib in the rematch.
>>68494423
how was your cardio?
>>68494527
>2016
>Brazilian fighters
im literally hoping rory wonderboy ends in a draw
conor vs nate was a similar situation as they were both my boys but they were not really on the same tier so it was easy to root for nate, this fight now tho ugh I like them both equally
>>68494527
be careful
>>68494527
rda better be careful
>>68494527
>RDA will smash Khabib in the rematch.
>>68494644
lol
fill this thread you goofs 11 posts left
>>68493878
>>68494644
lmao someone can't handle the bants
>>68494644
fucking normies
>>68494106
who dis?
>>68494554
>2016
>american fighters
>>68494644
should have replied "she got it from you"
>>68494644
Someone please respond with "you sound pretty autistic yourself"
>>68493927
I just want my fucking boy to get his belt back already, everyone else at middleweight is such a bum
>>68494792
>Stop trying to kick people
Bam.
>>68494223
Hendricks - Rory will never happen.
>>68494779
>Enjoy your retarded daughter
>I will
>>68494529
Pretty good, I was playing rugby abroad.
>>68494779
>i will
>>68494792
>post usada chris
>>68494843
>>68494779
calling someone autistic's w/e
talking shit to someone whos got an autistic kid is just poor character
Luke no longer has a dad, will Weidman Sr. accept him as one of his own?
>>68495000
>tfw rockhold is legally adopted by the weidmans
>tfw starts attending church with all of them
>tfw goes through the best camp of his life as they train to square off against each other
>tfw regardless of the result they remain lifelong friends and training partners
>>68495070
They are STILL MY BOYS
>>68494954
You really think the average YouTube commenter actually has a daughter and types in that fashion?
Makes little sense for him to lie about it, but people say all sorts of shit with the anonymity of the internet
>>68495070
kek
Are Woodley and Lawler both training at ATT?
>/r/mma blaming other subreddits for ruining the TFATK ama
Oh tough guy using cuss words now
>>68495320
>Says "Im gonna fuck you up 20 seconds before that"
>>68495494
"Im gonna fuck you up" *
>>68495545
#FATSHAMING
Imagine his face when Cruz dropped Faber twice and dominated the entire fight.
>>68495545
holy fuck
my boy Dominick bringing the heat
>>68495545
>that pic
everytime
>>68495545
inb4 my twitter was hacked
>>68495609
>still couldnt finish
>>68495545
It's just not funny when Dom says it. It would have been funny coming from Dana, cause we expect it from Dana. Dom is a professional sportscaster. He should know better than this.
I did like it when he called Hack Slack a moron tho.
>>68495246
When's the next TFATK? Do you think Schaub will give /heem/ a shout out?
>>68495766
atleast he never backpedals
The one saying Schaub's last loss was to Rogan via 'verbal assault' was gold.
>>68493549
Worse than I thought, Hunto training with random goofs and middle ages housewives.
>>68496232
conrad's touchbutt one was pretty good too
>>68493773
Brock is Canadian
Dr. Wyman seems incapable of making a point without using hyperbole.
4 bings until live chat with Cuck "Luke" Thomas
Rory 2, 4, 5
Did shaub get trolled in the AMA? I didnt see any of it.
Live
https://youtu.be/7_-fKyot5hc
>>68497022
based
>>68496893
Yeah he did a bit
>>68497223
Post screenshots pls
>>68494954
shut up you fucking dork
>>68497022
keeping mma safe, G-d bless
>>68497025
stop posting this fag /heem/, be serious
>>68497295
I don't have any, just look in previous threads or hope someone else comes through
>>68494779
>i will
![Daniel_Cormier-727x727.dammresize.360.360.high.66[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UjQSR7S.jpg "Daniel Cormier-727x727.dammresize.360.360.high.66[1]")
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/6/14/11930046/brock-lesnar-sent-daniel-cormier-a-christmas-greeting-after-joining
Brock...
Does anyone else have dream prophecies about underdogs winning upcoming title fights? I foresaw Weidman and Bisping winning but I was too big of a pussy to place a big bet.
>>68497526
>"He didn't respond," DC said.
>>68493549
Believing his own hype?
Calling it:
Brock bull rush
Brock takes him down
Brock wins within the first 2:15 of the 1st; if I have to pick a time: 1:02 "of the very first round!"
>>68495917
probably never, Schaub on suicide watch
>>68497661
Nate's dog recently passed away.
Rip makaveki
>>68497526
Cormier is a mandrama fan, it's not surprising.
>>68497727
A win would honestly do wonders for Brock, both for mandrama and UFC
>>68497321
>heem
>serious
The more I think about it the more I think Brock gets slaughtered. You guys act like Mark Hunt has never fought anyone with a decent power double. The fight starts on the feet. Brock is gonna be slow and ring rusted. If anyone wont be "Switched on" it'll be brock cause his subconscious will be thinking he's in WWE where the punches are fake.
rory or wonderkid?
>>68496428
mfw he doesn't have a plan for the afternoon, let alone for when Bork takes him down.
>>68498095
Rory will jab, pressure against the fence and shoot for takedowns. Wonderboy will counter, circle away, scramble and batter Rory.
>>68497526
>http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/6/14/11930046/brock-lesnar-sent-daniel-cormier-a-christmas-greeting-after-joining
wtf is this "red panty night" shit?
never heard of it and I'm not googling that shit, sounds like some lemonparty level nonsense
Which one of you fags was this>>689740214
>>68498294
I think rory wins, he's too smart to stand with wonderboi.. This is bad for the sport, wonderboyuh needs to win.
>>68498095
rory
>>68498387
>689740214
>>68493186
>>68493266
Literally no one but you cares about the OP
>>68498375
A Conor meme, he said it at one of the conferences that when he's on the card it's a Red Panty Night because it means more money
I think he said it to RDA specifically
>WHEN YOU'RE FIGHTING ME IT'S A CELEBRATION
>YOU RING HOME SAYING BABY WE DID IT
>CONOR MCGREGOR MADE US RICH
>BREAK OUT DA RED PANTIES
>>68498448
I care
>>68498387
>>>689740214
>>68498448
I come home from work to /heem/ to see bullshit edgy threads with no news when there is so much shit going on. inb4 nobody reads the OP, i do
>>68498425
Exactly, he's gonna shoot for some slick takedowns and pressure him against the fence. But Stephen is training with Weidman, he can hold his own against pressure fighters.
>>68498387
>>68498431
>>68498513
what the fuck are you doing
>>68498513
>>68498431
>>68498387
What the hell are you doing?
Are you trying to link to a different board?
The format goes >>>/[board here]/[post number here]
e.g. >>>/co/83791409
>>68498626
fuckman didn't know how to link post from other boards, was just a test
Is my ISP still banned for some inexplicable reason?
>>68498550
No you don't
>>68498827
inb4 b&
>>68498863
Seriously though this shit pops up all the time on various boards, whoever the Aussie is that gives us this bad rap for spam must be on my ISP, which is one of the major ones in the country. Doubt this would ever happen to a popular American one.
Grrr.
>>68498917
>merely pretending
>>68498095
wonderboy easily, then he'll go on to dismantle lawler
>>68498917
thankfully americans aren't fucking subhuman shitposters like you m8, so we'll never fall under that scrutiny anyway
What does seeing this image make you feel?
>>68499293
Like I don't know who that is
>>68493773
>You now remember this guy beat the shit out of John Dodson and would likely be the UFC Flyweight Champ if he would have continued his pro career.
>>68499293
;_;
>>68498970
>>68499013
Good one lads but if you were in my shoes you know you'd be a bit pissy about it.
>>68499393
I feel sorry for you bro
>>68499381
Also, as you notice, he his DJ's training partner. Makes you think, huh?
>>68499381
I just looked that fight up and the promotion has each round split into separate videos. What the fuck man.
Drei Schnitzel am Tag sind Minimum um großß zu werden
>>68498980
>then he'll go on to dismantle lawler
reaction face
>>68499440
Not at all
>>68499335
>Doesnt know the brilliance of Sergio "Maravilla" Martinez
smdh
>>68499463
I remember watching the free live stream back in 2009 and it was pretty good for a little DC organization. Chase Beebe vs Mike Easton in the main event was the biggest robbery I've ever seen in my life.
Also, this was billed as the biggest flyweight fight in history at the time.
>>68499472
He'd end Lawler's career as le ebin tough man
BJJ Scout Demian Maia breakdown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu_ulU7nE-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu_ulU7nE-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu_ulU7nE-0
>>68499542
don't you mean le ninja meme kick man
>>68499542
I don't see anybody beating Lawler right now. He's not letting go out of that belt until Nick Diaz returns.
>>68493549
It's them Samoan genes. Some of the best warrior DNA on the planet but they're constantly in temptation of just going full fat-fuck mode.
>>68499595
Nice, thanks. I really really liked BJJScout's Dominick Cruz breakdown.
>>68499673
>warrior genes
>>68493549
>tfw Mark could be the best heavyweight of all time if he just applied himself 24/7
>>68499713
It's completely true. You should see some of those cunts. Scary motherfuckers.
>>68493123
World Series of Fighting 31 is on Friday; add that...
>>68499488
Spotted the 189'er
>>68499772
>watching WSOF
>ever
I've never seen a good WSOF event
>>68499595
thanks lad but i'm watching Milo speech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLqkizGtFo0
>>68499783
I thought that card with the tournament was awesome, but there's a lot of things about WSOF that turn me off.
They feel like a regional promotion trying very hard to seem major league, I mean that's the way to do it but it comes off hokey.
>mfw every time the announcer and commentators say "the decagon"
>>68499802
Oh shit! Milo is going to hit a walk off for Trump! Milo going to get the gay swing voters!
>>68493123
>>68493123
>Hating good guy Benson
It's like you have a fistula and a 13 inch dildo up your ass
New grappling study on Daman Maia's passing game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu_ulU7nE-0
>>68493123
You need to add a new part to the webm now that Benson got btfo by a no-name in Bellator
>>68495000
maybe that's what he wanted all along
>>68500259
He's not a no-name anymore, can't wait to see Koreshkov again. Dude looked like an absolute killer, even if that fight was characterised mainly by the size advantage.
It's weird though, because his fight to actually win the title was pretty shit iirc.
Lads, my brother won't stop listening to "I Won't Back Down". What do I do?
>>68495917
they record today and release it around midnight tonight
>>68499713
Samoans break everything we know about the human species
>>68500729
He also got rekt by Ben Askren
>>68500823
mount him and beat his face in.
>>68499802
...what if Milo started doing journalism for mma?
>>68501242
He's built like Rockhold though and is 3 weight classes above me.
>>68501292
some awkward rumble interviews
>>68501305
try the left hook.
When's GSP back?
Cormier will HEEM Jones in the 1st. My repeating digits will confirm.
>>68499864
t. mohamed
>>68501580
Thanks lad. Here's your (You).
>>68501580
t. Left Hook Larry
>>68500436
>this is my boy now
>not this is my father now
>>68501586
Never. He's too busy nowadays hunting for dino bones.
What does Khabib think of Bill Warner? He doesn't seem very careful
https://www.youtube.com/?gl=BR&hl=pt#/watch?v=MidmZItX_ws
will this be spicy?
>>68500823
Join the team.
>>68501917
yes
>>68501917
Will be a great showcase fight for Brooks that will immediately put him in the top ten.
>>68501917
What site is that from?
Google isn't giving me shit for 'will brooks ross pearson'
Favorite fight /heem/?
>Diego Sanchez vs Giblert Melendez
>>68502025
mmajunkie, helwani also confirmed it
>>68502025
It's all over Twitter nerd
>>68502055
Twitter is some faggoty shit
This is a great fight
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/15/11948068/anthony-pettis-faces-charles-oliveira-in-featherweight-debut-at-ufc
>>68501917
great fight, can't wait.
RATE THIS /HEEM/
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PZUMpV_lPI
>>68502025
do they have a different google down under?
>>68502258
Well it's showing up now
>tfw the FightFan(TM) in me wants Rory to stand and bang with Wonderboy
>tfw I know it would be a smarter strategy to grapplerape him like he did with N8
>>68502049
Unironically Lawler/MacDonald 2. I've been watching MMA for years and I can confidently say that fight represents everything I love about the sport.
Gil/Diego is still the spiciest banger tho
>>68502049
Leonard Garcia vs Nam Phan
>>68501835
Did GSP get weirder the more he got hit, or was he always this way?
Is it because he's French?
What race puts out the spiciest bangers? I'm going to say Latinos. Be it boxing or MMA, spics fight until they're burger.
>>68502049
Nick Diaz vs Paul Daley
That fight is fucking nuts
>mfw we could have Will Brooks vs Nate Diaz in 2017
>>68502608
Islanders, always the islanders
>>68502049
Garcis vs Jung I or Diego vs Karo
>>68502846
For a man with a %100 finish rate I thought Soa Palelei usually put on some really shit fights
>>68502846
cheese fries at islands tho
Optimization is a commitment to grow strong in the weak places, become great in the good places, & find love in the dark places.
Comfidence is the sexiest trait a man or a woman can have. Confidence comes from knowing and being your truth. So be you! Don't spray a color on your skin, put saline in your boobs or Botox in your lips to try to be something you are not.
Nothing will be sexier than your truth. This doesn't mean that you can't be an artist, and work with the canvas you have, just do it because it expresses your truth, not because it covers up something you perceive as a deficiency. If you feel like a voluptuous woman but have A cups, then go ahead with the boobs if you want to, but don't do it because you want to be something else than what you are. It won't feel right to you and it won't come off as sexy to those with the awareness to see through the veneer. Get a tattoo that is art you love, not something you think others will find cool. That is sexy.
>>68503546
>find love in the dark places
does this mean buttsex?
>>68503939
Women should literally NEVER EVER get fake tits. Unnatural attributes are fucking disgusting. All women should stop wearing makeup as well.
>>68502213
>people talking shit with their hands down within striking distance
I've never understood this.
That which is obscured by fog will eventually become visible. That which you suppress by delusion, distraction, or intoxication will eventually surface. But unlike this mountain, the longer your demons have spent in the shadows the more powerful they will become. The more disruptive they will be when they emerge.
The warrior hunts his own delusions, the demons, with curious dispassion- for she knows that it is much easier to deal with them when they are young. She uses a sword of truth not to slay the demon, but to cut the attachments to her idea of perfection. For the demon he brings only love, forgiveness and the reconciliation with self. That which is resisted grows stronger, that which is forgiven loses power.
Have courage in the dark places, you are not alone. Delusions are inside us all--the only decision is whether to be a warrior and face them, or be ordinary and run.
>>68503939
Also, you don't have to be a musician to be an earth rocker. Matt Serra is an earth rocker.
>>68504077
Motherfuckers think they hard, think they know these streets, thinkin niggas won't get chin checked
>>68493355
>heem will make fun of DC
>they won't listen to the whole thing and feel for this broken man who works as hard as he can
DC was always my boy but now he's my number 1 boy
kek
>>68504015
I think women are pretty tired of being reviewed by men like their only purpose would be to please you.
If most of them saw your neckbeard ass they would proabably run away
>>68504439
i hope my mum doesn't see this one
>>68504444
u a bitch made nigga
>>68504413
I said something like this once and the memers had a shitfit trying to explain that they don't actually have anything against him despite constantly joking that he wants to literally suck Jon Jones' dick. Pack of retards honestly.
>>68504675
What wrong with DC being gay?
>>68504891
There's nothing wrong with it, and I'm frankly disgusted that someone would insult DC for voicing his desire to suck Jon Jones' dick
#IStandWithDC
>>68504675
hola reddit
how does she beat rose namajunas?
>>68505051
My thought exactly. I can't believe Australia is homophobic. Do you think he realizes it is the current year?
>>68504444
>>68505315
no more posting for you
Rogan is live with some who comedian
JOEROGAN.live
>>68505260
You take into account the fact that Rose isn't really that good, her competition is simply lackluster. Now put a distinguished female striker in her way that doesn't work at McDonalds and Suck dick for her college tuition full time and train part time, wollah! There's your answer.
>>68505466
>no more posting for you
>>68504444
>I think women are pretty tired of being reviewed by men like their only purpose would be to please you.
The reason women go to such great efforts to make themselves prettier is to make them a more valuable sex object to men. That's 100% factual. Fake tits and caked on makeup and harpy nails are fucking pig disgusting and should basically be outlawed.
What's your catchphrase?
>>68506215
DON'T FEAR ME
>Will Brooks signed to the UFC
>throwing away money
What a waste. Not as big of a waste as signing Punk however.
>>68506337
COME ON BABY
>>68504444
You think wrong. Taking women seriously is the last thing you want to do.
>>68506424
He's getting paid chump change. Bellator released him, he didn't fight out his contract. He made it clear he only wanted to fight in the UFC. He had no leverage going into negotiations. I doubt he is getting more than 30k/30k.
>>68506609
Are we certain this isn't one of those dealios where a fighter isn't allowed to negotiate until his contract is up but it happens all hush-hush anyways since people can't really enforce it
>>68506215
SUCC
>>68506787
Today was the first day he was allowed to sign anywhere else, but I don't know why that matters.
>>68503939
you seem like a fuckin idiot
>>68502149
Winner of the TUF UK vs USA season
>>68506949
I suppose it doesn't that much, but it shows that he was probably being courted by the UFC the entire time. I honestly wonder why he didn't fight out his contract and go for the bidding war route, maybe they were thinking of giving him Bendo as his next opponent or something (can't think of any other dangerous fights at LW in Bellator for him)
>>68502213
Wasn't that Ray Mercer?
>>68507162
meme magic
>>68507162
>careful
>>68507087
awesome
>>68507114
He had been begging for a fight publicly, granted it was probably just to fight out his contract. I think bellator was unsure what to do with him because he was their champ and they knew he wanted to leave. If he beat benson in his last fight, then left bellator with the belt it would devalue their 155 belt even more. Probably released him to cut their losses.
>>68507162
>complains about airline company
>warns everyone to be careful
>French
What did he mean by this?
>see all this shit about schaub ama
>the only bad posts are a bunch of reddit tier burns followed by circle jerking
I think they'll be fine.
>>68507360
Seven fish are left.
The first that swam away from the two that drowned are still in the fucking tank.
Three died total, including the two that drowned.
Seven left.
>>68507103
>tfw haven't watched his stream since November
;_;
>>68507402
It's ten dummy.
No one said someone took the dead fish out of the tank
>>68507402
Its 10 dummy. They're all still in the tank.
danhardymma
Dinner basics.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGr-DjDJP8H/
>>68507360
I guess you don't need to be a rocket scientist to fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GZvnR1fX1I
Throwback Wednesday
>>68507360
This is fucking me up since I don't know if the fish corpses count since he didn't say 'left alive' and fish can't drown in a fish tank and that would count as dying anyways
Am I being retarded or am I overthinking this way too much
>>68506985
I would choke the shit out of you bud
>>68507596
no you definitely fucking would not
Tecia Torres @TeciaTorres
There goes my abs! & Healthy Week Thanks Tony
https://twitter.com/TeciaTorres/status/743189993124937728
>>68507584
>side chick to a loyal nigga
What do words mean
>>68507402
drowned fish dont die my man
>>68505466
Trött post
>>68505583
>wollah
Voila
>>68507614
maybe, I might knock you out before I get the chance to choke you.
>>68507785
That's some ugly ass tattoos
>>68507827
Please respect /heem/ code of conduct item 4, thanks.
>>68507785
I would literally kil you
>>68500259
Benson fighting in WW was a mistake and Koreshkov is no joke. He's only getting better at this point.
Benson still held his own. if that was McGregor, he'd be dead by now.
>>68501052
Before he learned any semblance of grappling.
Askren still couldn't make him tap after all those rounds. Finally won because the non-grappler got tired.
>>68507402
>this dummy post
>this flag
somalians do have very low IQ, I wonder whos behind this post hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>68507708
>>68507708
to drown is to die bud
water that does not have enough oxygen in it can result in a fish drowning in it
>>68507785
a fucking duncan keith jers and rose tattoos
did you even mean to btfo yourself lmao
>>68507785
>>68507855
I'd fucking HEEM both of you lard asses
>>68507584
>Loyal
>Side Chick
How fucking stupid are people these days?
>>68507785
I would KO you in the first round
>>68507785
Mma won't get respect until everyone in it isn't some tatted up dudebro
>>68507893
>this dummy
>this lmao
>this flag
I really really wonder whos behind this post
>>68504015
>>68505923
While it's mostly true that fake tits are disgusting, I think they should be allowed in case of women with really ugly floppy deflated balloon tits, but they should always be natural looking and not ridiculously huge.
>>68507893
I wonder what you look like, tubby
Scared to post?
>>68507977
so manly pls give me your seed
me in the pic
>>68508078
I know you aren't supposed to judge a book by it's cover but it's literally painfully obvious that you're stupid just by your tattoos alone lol
>>68502049
Marco Polo Reyes vs. Dong Hyun Kim was a really fucking spicy banger.
>>68508113
>can't argue against what I said in my first post
>can only call me dumb and attack my cool tattoos
Lol stay jealous cookie cutter
>>68508113
t. Adan Mohamed, a shit skinned sand nigger with a hare lip
>>68502671
that was the first time I ever saw nick diaz fight
instant boy for life
>>68508078
Is that a care-bear in a suit of armour?
>>68508149
I'm just saying dude, most people that see you are going to assume you're an idiot
>>68508083
only if we align on political ideologies
>>68508208
forgot pic
Jesus christ learn to reverse imagesearch people that faggots pics are from the CEO of Onnit's instagram
>>68508208
>>68508243
fuck the kikes sieg heil! now pls pp in the?
>>68508271
Is that legal?
>>68494329
thank god i needed to hear the premier minds of MMA today
>>68508271
it's clearly not Aubrey, it's Bisping dude look at the pic
>>68508310
>fuck the kikes sieg heil!
>>68508330
>flexing for the camera while pretending not to be
well aint that shit gay
Am I the only one who thinks dc vs jones is going play down the same road as bisping vs rockhold with dc catching jones?
>>68508362
*nazi salutes*
and then sam and mary lived happy ever after
>>68508401
>>68508406
I don't see it happening, Jones always plays it safe and is the reach master. IIRC the only time Cormier even landed anything flush on him in the first fight was some uppercuts in the clinch.
>>68508406
No way jones fights as stupidly as rockhold did.
Still I'd be pleased with that outcome
/shook/
>>68508406
Jones isn't overconfident and has a ridiculous reach advantage, I can't see it happening
>>68508037
i wish all nogs were this ugly
threadly reminder
Is UFC a meme sport?
>>68508589
>getting exposed for shilling
>responding to b8
>responding to heem memes
will schaub ever not get BTFO?
>>68508500
We just need to pull a few more strings and this fight could become a reality.
>>68508599
It's a meme "promotion"
Wait so after the video of sage sparring with the jew cane out im confused is he at tristar or in Texas with his Dad?
>>68508599
What isn't a meme sport?
>>68508599
living life is a meme tbqh
>>68508799
If we raise enough money we can get Fedor to crush lithcan
>>68508070
There's nothing wrong with big fake bimbo tits.
>>68508834
it would be easier to get aleks when he gets out of jail
why is claudia so cute
>>68508819
He left tristar because "they made him go too hard". I don't think the instagram incident changed anything, it was a one time thing I think, he's prob still in Dallas.
>>68508878
I guess she would be too cute for her own good without the roid overload
>>68508852
not a big fan desu
>Rockhold and Bisping both heemed by Vitor
>not even in discussion for a title shot
It's disgusting how shook everyone is.
@ all you Schaub h8rs, if what Schaub does is so easy why don't you just do it? Face it - if you h8 on Schaub it's because you are jealous.
literally whom is will brooks?
for Italy
>>68508962
Bad bait but Bisping is legit shook of a real title defence. He's trying to chase down fucking Hendo at the moment, legit wants to beat up an old man.
>>68509000
Bellator LW champ, got stripped for being inactive
How has Joe not gotten a show on animal planet or voice over work for animal documentaries?
>>68508962
he got literally destroyed in his last fight against jacare m8
also post USADA vitor can't be compared to KO everyone vitor
>tfw rogan tells brandon to quit podcasting cause his show is shit now
>>68509000
Your step daddy bitch
>>68509033
>Hendo
>Vitor
>Chael
>retires
Natty GOAT
>>68509058
>THIS LION IS A MUNNNNSTTERRRR
>WURLD CLASS HUNTING
>HE WILL BE THIS GAZELLES TOUGHEST TEST YET
>OHHHH ITS HURT MIKE
>OHHHH
Lads anyone have that webm from the last thread of that of Arlovski killing that black guy and that white girl who were fucking?
>>68509014
noice
>>68509133
he should win desu McLellan isn't really UFC caliber despite his manly beard
>>68509000
>>68509036
>>68509091
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand dropped
>>68509148
I only saw his last fight, don't really remember it much either
Is he a striker or a jits guy?
>>68509065
>do a Reddit AMA
>get roasted
>lose entire fanbase
>>68509178
He's a striker and he won that last fight, but got robbed by croat judges
>>68509129
Weirded me out the first time I saw it
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1466028657968.webm
>>68509178
don't remember desu, I know that he got wrestle fucked by Fabinski who is a WW, beat Bubba Bush who gassed badly but McLellan still grabbed the cage to get into full mount and heemed by Cedenblad. I guess he has pretty good GnP and top control.
>>68509255
>>68509178
Alessio Di Chirico is a striker, that is
>>68502049
Sanchez-Guida
Sanchez-Parysian
Sanchez-Melendez
Sanchez-Thiago
Sanchez-Stevenson
>>68509256
There's some good fights in that movie. But I had no clue what the fuck was going on. Roy Jones Jr shows up one point as some guy fighting in a cafeteria. He dies I think. Also there's this weird seizure scene where the screen flashes white for a few minutes.
>>68509255
was talking about McLellan.
>>68509284
He's actually won most of his fights by using his superior athleticism to take the fight to the ground and win by GNP
>>68509261
Good, I figure DiChirico should be able to impose his usual game on him.
>>68502049
GSP vs Fitch
>>68509255
>>68509284
>robbery
What an absolute joke. I can only assume you gave him that round where his arm was almost snapped off and the fight would have been over if there was any extra time left.
>>68509323
What film it from?
>>68509349
I know you hate it, but submission attempts are not worth as much as actual damage m8, sorry.
>>68509349
Manzo won the other two rounds of that fight Bojan
http://mmadecisions.com/decision/6904/Bojan-Velickovic-vs-Alessio-Di-Chirico
>>68509395
The Cuckold
>>68509402
It wasn't a submission attempt, it was literally locked in. It's the same as if a round ends with someone rocked badly and about to be finished.
Come on now mang
>>68509419
>look at these mma journalists they know more than mere mortals like us
Not this shit again
>if there was a beach we could walk to as soon as we got close enough to the ocean i would pull his pants down and suck that dick.
suck
>>68509460
>winning one round means you win the fight
not this shit again
>>68509460
>It's the same as if a round ends with someone rocked badly and about to be finished.
Not that's accurate in terms of the scoring.
jon
>>68509460
Are you the Australian that hate memes and gay people?
>>68509498
The other rounds were close though! How the fuck can it be a robbery?
>>68509395
Universal Soldier Reckoning. It's pretty bad. The one before it is alright imo. Andrei and of all people Mike Pyle are in it.
hey dominick sir, wanna come with us? haha
>>68509594
>going to the cinema in leggins
come on.
>>68509620
haha
>>68509620
Holy shit I thought you meant his sister and laughed out loud when I went to double check
>>68509525
http://www.fightmetric.com/fight-details/fcb225f454ebf1a1
Alessio came out on top in terms of strikes landed in every round and landed more takedowns over the course of the fight as well, though the rounds were fairly close
The submission attempt was enough to edge out Bojan one round, but Alessio won the other two and the fight overall
>>68509506
>put that dick away jon, i'm not in the mood
Why does DC want to suck Jon's dick so badly?
>>68509645
I'm rewatching it now.
First round was really close, almost too close to call.
JON JONES!
GET THAT DICK TOGETHER BOY I'M SUCKIN'!
>jon
>>68509645
I'm not into judging fights posthumously via statistics and media opinions, you need to watch it and go with your brain said, not what the numbers did imo.
>>68509477
see guys! this the same shit i was talking about in my first post: >>68504675 .
People need to stop! I wrestled with this man in college and never noticed anything weird on the mat! Ya we showered together and did some drilling while we were covered in foamy soap, but that's normal!
>>68509000
>whom is will brooks?
Should be "who" my fellow compatriot. Who is the subject form of whom the object, which for this sentence is already taken by "will brooks."
Protip: if there is a verb after who(m), use "who"; if there is a noun after who(m), use "whom."
>>68509673
First round went to Alessio imo because 17/22 of his strikes were to the head and body, whereas 11/20 of Bojan's strikes were to the legs
reminder to be VERY careful
>>68509730
Those were the same numbers I counted when I watched it live though
How many SUCCposters are actual DC fans?
I know I am
>>68509720
If we screencapped all of these suckmemes and highlighted the unique IPs and dates to send to Bones, do you think he will be shook for UFC 200?
>>68509785
i just wanna see DC succ
>>68509768
I hope you mean the media scores and not the compustrike numbers lol
>>68509785
I am, #2 best fighter in the world right now with no one close to #3.
>>68509825
I mean the number of head, leg, body, strikes, etc... Why? Which one do you dispute?
>>68509785
We love DC
>>68509761
I wonder, do checked kicks count as kicks landed?
Alessio checked several in that first
>>68509870
Oh I wasn't disputing anything, I'm tired of this circular debate to be honest.
I find it really weird that you count the strikes during a fight though. Doesn't keeping a running tally get in the way of paying attention?
r8 my new pupper
>>68509902
I can't imagine them counting towards you, simply because they benefit your opponent more than they do you
>>68509934
for me it's like, when I think really hard my brain starts making connections and then those connections start making other connections those connections make other connections and it's like a bomb is going off.
>young man you need to get in closer to get that dick. Let me show you what i did to jon
>>68509960
very cute pupper, would pet
>>68509970
Can compustrike/fightmetric tell whether a leg kick is checked or not though?
Wait, are those computer programs or what
>>68510002
Kek
>>68509960
fuck outta heem garbrandt, i hate you for what you did to my boy.
Finished rewatching the fight.
Rd. 1 was really close, could've gone both ways
Rd. 2 was being won by Di Chirico until the sub attempt. Honestly, I don't think the sub attempt is enough to seal the round for Velickovic.
Rd. 3 clear Di Chirico round.
30-27 Velickovic is a joke, no idea how that judge scored rd 3 for him.
That said I can see how someone could score the first two for him.
>>68509991
is it autism?
List of things that will improve the UFC:
- Pride card system for stalling
- First round is 10 minutes, unscored
- 2 minute tie breaker for draws/split decisions
- Knees/kicks to grounded opponents are fair game
- 12-6 elbows are fair game
- Winner gets at least 50 percent of purse before PPV points
>>68510056
That's how I saw it too, except a submission hold that would have won him the fight should have won him the round. I don't even get how that's up for debate.
He even did damage with it, Chirico was walking around backstage with a cast on IIRC.
Hot Opinion: Thomas Almeida's career will be better than Garbrandt's when all is said and done. He will also win the rematch and grudge match.
>>68510041
Almeida was your boy?
Your boy isn't just a fighter you like watching, you fool. Your boy represents that which you hold dear in your heart. Your boy represents that which you cannot be.
Fuck outta here with that "Almeida is my boy" bullshit you pathetic touchbutt
>>68510029
No idea desu
From what I can tell, sometimes they do, sometimes they don't
>>68510056
Round 1 went somewhat clearly to Alessio imo, simply due to the different nature of their strikes
Round 2, I think the sub attempt just barley edged out the round for Di Chirico
Round 3, clearly Alessio
29-28 Alessio, firmly in my mind
I think the main differerence between our interpretations of the fight is how we saw Round 1
>>68510160
>barley edged out the round for Alessio
*Barely
*Bojan
>>68510075
>First round is 10 minutes, unscored
I would post tons of viper pics telling you to kill yourself my man and the like, but I'm not on my PC
"Almeida is my boy"
>>68510075
Yes
No
Draws only
Yes
Yes
No
>>68510205
Why?
>>68510223
I agree with you except for kicks to downed opponents
>>68510124
listen here little man: get back on cody's instagram and finish jacking off.
fucking down syndrome dummies coming on here pretending to be garbrandt, kek
>>68510248
>The Four Horsewomen
>a dyke, a model, a jew and a fatty
>>68510291
>dyke, model, fatty
That's three deadly sins right there
I couldn't think of one for jew
>ywn never fuck Marina Shafir
feels bad
>>68510328
greed
>>68510328
Greed.
>rich piana keeps every single fast-food joint in a 20km radius from his home on hold on closing time with the possibility of him coming 5 minutes after closing and ordering 10 pounds of food
>>68510356
>>68510379
Totally slipped my mind tbt, they need three more girls to complete the gang
Who would be good candidates for envy, wrath and sloth?
>>68510421
Ronda might as well be sloth as well...but maybe Carla Esparza after her loss to JJ fits the bill.
Wrath could be Ronda as well, considering she's a raging hoe.
Envy is a tough one.
>tfw
>>68510517
That's Sage's kitchen.
>>68510517
haha
>>68510593
>he's never been in an upper middle class suburb
>>68510248
Damn, this chick has hands
>>68510651
That's Irene Aldana, you should check out her stuff on FitePass or whatever, she's a treat to watch.
>>68510291
Aren't they all trained by Josh Barnett too? Seriously. Now that he's roid free he needs to heem The Four Horseshits and then heem himself.
>>68510745
>>68510745
nah, I think he's training Baszler and Duke now that they focus on professional wrestling. While being "mma" "fighters", they were trained by Edmond.
>>68510715
I definitely will. Requesting heem 94 btw.
>>68510830
kek
>>68509960
nice pup, shitty tats and you look like you're 5 foot 2.
I would heem you then take the dog and give it a better life than your manlet ass could ever provide.
>pic related: me choking out some girls with similar body builds to yours.
>Top 5 HWs
Fedor
Big Nog
Reem
Werdum
Cain
>>68510936
>no arlovski
>>68510794
I see now. Apparently WWE was interested in Duke. The average woman in WWE needs a to look like this. With make up and meme magic they could make it work with Duke. But Shanya needs to reconsider professions.
>>68510517
probiotics have already been thoroughly debunked and provide no benefits
>total primate care
who actually buys this snake oil bullshit
>>68510974
I love Arlovsky, but he's got a glass jaw.
>>68510987
ya i think duke could pull it off
>>68511075
Arlovski*
t. poser
>>68510936
>no Stipe
he would beat Fedor, Cain, Nog, and Reem if they were to fight today
unless you mean all time
>>68511099
It was a tipo
>>68510871
Yeah, that's not funny.
>>68511109
Of course I mean all time m9
>>68511056
>probiotics have already been thoroughly debunked and provide no benefits
Seriously? My doctor told me to eat yogurt while on antibiotics for the probiotics in it.
>>68511131
>my word is law
kill yourself my man
i bet you think the DC meem is funny
>>68511123
I was replying to myself...
>>68509594
>unironically wearing men's leggings as your casual outfit.
>>68511162
dont talk shit about the dc meme: probably the only truthful meme that's ever come out of here.
you're really asking to get heemed little boy.
>>68511177
I was too
>>68511177
>giving yourself (You)'s
You can get arrested for that you know.
Script bro who made the auto download/stream, I can stream but when I try to download it says Permission Denied
>>68511207
It was a prank
>>68511213
NEW
>>68511109
it seems everybody is firmly on one side or the other about Stipe vs Reem. Half the people think the new Overeem will destroy him and everyone else jumped on the Stipe wagon and says he will kill him.
>>68504675
Why are you even here if you can't handle a bit of memes
>>68511191
I don't know what's going on
>>68511227
Reem has a glass chin and Stipe has some of the heaviest hands and best boxing in HW
>>68511233
Websites with an account system and faggots stalking my posts and giving me shit for a join date scare me
>>68511260
>t. 189er
>>68510715
>She came out to Bjork
Welp, I have a new girl
>>68511256
and Overeem is the best overall striker at HW and a much more cautious fighter since realizing he has a glass chin. On the other hand Stipe got dropped by Struve further proving literally all HWs can get knocked out by anyone.
It's impossible to say one guy has big advantage over the other when either guy can win the fight with 1 clean strike.
>>68511233
to add on to: >>68511260, i am good pals with DC, as i stated in: >>68509738
>>68511213
>>68511213
linking to new thread again
>>68511299
You should also check out her teammate Alexa Grasso, also a hot WMMA prospect and imo even better (and prettier) than Aldana.
>>68511160
>There is little evidence to support any consistent effect of probiotics on the gut microbiota of healthy individuals, according to a systematic review published in the open access journal Genome Medicine.
http://healthsciences.ku.dk/news/new-2016/do-probiotics-have-an-effect-on-healthy-adults-its-too-early-to-tell/
>>68508493
> Not turning that into a pepe before posting
>>68510415
WHATEVER IT TAKES GOD DAMMIT
be careful dick jon steaks a day sir haha
492
493
>>68511783
that was a spicy fight
495
496 is a good number
the main event of ufc 497 will be former 2 time ww champion Sage Northcutt fighting his last fight
>>68511922
5th round lawler is a munster
>>68511213
>>68511213
>>68511213
>>68511947
i agree
>>68511960
WE GOT HEEMED AGAIN
IT GEEBS HABBENING
>>68512048
NEW
>>68497727
I see merit to this argument. I think Brock's beastly strength and wrestling skill is still good enough to play to his advantage in the heavyweight division.
I would like it if he won and returned to the UFC fully. It brings much needed excitement to the heavyweight division.
>>68509439
this image is the pinnacle of heem autism
Not tonight jon
![download[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7V78Qw1.jpg "download[1]")
![1466033250537[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4EEyq9k.jpg "1466033250537[1]")
