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no news
1st for Mods are fucking inept retards
>>68464457
I'm now much more aware of his tactic relying on mods being super lazy and just deleting the entire thread lol
how much time til the fights?
>>68464482
Real thread
>/mlb/, /nba/, /nfl/, /trb/ and even /bet/ have tons of OP with a single word like "Brady" and /heem/ can't
We take sports very seriously
>>68464570
completely fucking BTFO
how long before we're moved to /asp/? I feel like we used up our last freebie
>>68464440
Good OP, OP
>>68464620
Not any time soom if the mods ever did their jobs correctly
>>68464620
Bigger than soccer ya dumb goof
>>68464742
>oh look this thread has 80 reported posts in it
>I'll just delete the thread
So much cancer, why do we even come here anymore?
>>68465023
it's your fault honestly
>/heem/ is pro Trump
>/heem/ is pro Dana
>/heem/ is pro mods
Welp maybe this semen slurping sport isn't for me
She's never gonna fight again, is she.
>>68465065
>not being pro trump
>not being pro dana
>implying anybody is pro mods
>>68465184
wow unreal hands
Best fight that isn't the main or comain?
At least UFC 200 is only a four weeks away, right?
>>68465316
Theodorou vs Alvey
where do you watch the fights /heem/?
pic related, my man cave
>>68465370
why are the tvs so small
Canadian OP went from longtime villain to the hero we need. Maybe we were too distracted to realize he was a hero all along.
lol why did the thread get deleted
>>68462460
Upcoming events and news can be found in the OP of this thread, look at it if you want
>>68465370
Can I live with you?
>>68465065
I'm guessing you're a 189er. Which means you weren't here for Fight Night Bendo vs Khabilov. If you'd been here that night you would know /heem/ isn't pro mods. But is pro Trump and Pro Dana. Ariel is a good actor. I bet you believe his tears were real.
>>68465455
lol I was the villain
>>68465479
no-one cares.
>>68465381
Post your tv
>>68464440
Responding to the OP to ensure this post is more visible to someone who enters the thread a while from now
Upcoming events and news can be found in the OP of this (>>68462460) thread, look at it if you want
>>68465316
I'm looking forward to my boy Sean o'connell heem'ing that hockey goof
http://webm.land/media/tmp/15f393c2-d79d-4948-9463-b877482c540f.webm
Also mcrory vs jotko should be spicy
Beal vs soto should be good as well
>tfw ready to cuck the sperg OP again
>>68465479
Stfu before i RNC ur ass
"So I called Luke up and told him, hey pal, sorry about your father. I'll arrange for an immidieate rematch so you can go see him again real soon mate."
>>68465857
holy shit is this real??? what a dick
>>68466013
Yes.
>>68465857
>>68466013
to be fair, Rockhold started it.
REMINDER
SCHAUB'S AMA IS IN 2HRS ON REDDIT
daily reminder that you idiots getting mad when I made a normal OP and creating another thread anyway is the reason that this ever became funny in the first place
what are you gonna ask schaub and callen?
>>68466459
why do you need our approval?
>>68466580
I haven't been around much lately, I'm just saying you deserve him is all
>>68466567
ask them whatever happened to creepline
>>68465734
Fucking kill yourself already you waste of fucking life
http://bookiebeatdown.podomatic.com/entry/2016-06-14T11_24_40-07_00
>>68466567
I'll think of something good.
JUST
>>68465370
why do you have an ichiro jersey if you're a cleveland fan
>>68466567
Brendan, what ever happened to your roommate at University of Colorado? What does he do for a job, and do you think he leads a fulfilling life?
>>68466567
Hey Schaub I was wondering what MMA forums you frequent? You have quite a large following on 4chan's /Heem/. They are trying to get a fight with you and Rich Piana into fruition.
This is actually a pretty big opportunity for /Heem/.
We MUST get Schaubs attention at the AMA
>>68467511
It's The Schaub, thanks
>>68467511
Go outside.
>>68466567
Hey Brendan, can you talk about your denial of your Jewish roots and do you acknowledge the holocaust?
>>68466320
"So I asked Rockhold after the fight, hey buddeh, why do you keep posting all those instagram pictures of you hanging out with all those hot chicks when we all know you're a massive faggot? Anyway I respect you as a fighter."
>>68466567
If he ever felt his son kicking in his mothers womb when he lay his head on her belly, and if so, how long he was KO'd for.
:O
wake up, /heem/. It's all over.
>>68468299
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
CARLOS CONDIT VS NICK DIAZ 2 ADDED TO UFC 200
GET HYPE
GET FUCKIN HYPE
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/742490873372549120
>>68468354
It means he won 1, 3, 4
>>68468299
One more rep
>>68468474
Yeah, he did.
https://youtu.be/3KzHcRt-IhU
https://youtu.be/4ixh_e6jVws
https://youtu.be/7PGcID0UDow
>>68468458
based
>>68467030
It got...
*deep sigh*
Physical.
>>68468458
what did he mean by this
![large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2BEQ5ji.jpg "large[1].jpg")
how would DC fare against the guy on the far right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37GRkZn8WLY
>>68468945
DC is a giant killer
post walkouts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvS351QKFV4
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/14/11931844/pic-conor-mcgregor-hires-jiu-jitsu-wizard-train-him-nate-diaz-rematch-ufc-202-mma
How fucked is Nate?
>>68468458
kill yourself adan
not even going to click that
>>68469125
very fucked, he was doing well on the ground before. for example he sweeped Nate and had top control at the end of the first.
>>68469109
>spam the thread with links nobody will click
>>68469195
swept
>>68468945
He would pick him up and drop him on the ground.
>>68469233
I always click every link but everyone has worse taste than me.
>>68469320
sorry lad, im an immigrant
>>68469426
*worse taste than I do.
www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/UFC/article-3641483/Famous-UFC-fighter-Stephen-Thompson-did-WHAT-to-this-young-girl.html
What the fuck......
JRE listen-along time,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
Rejoice!
>>68469478
>>68469484
>le snake oil salesman
ehhh, i'll probably watch for a little bit
>>68469478
>girl
>>68469484
thanks for the heads up
>>68465370
this is such a subhuman amerilard thing
>>68469125
But Nate is a first degree black belt under Cesar Gracie and fucking trains on a weekly basis
King Nate thread
>>68469484
who /IMAGINATION/ here?
>>68469639
PREMIER
Alright,I'm almost closing this JRE already
>>68469109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_YVXAFSPxE
Oh girl, this is agony
I wish you were into me
But no, it's not meant to be
No matter how good I treat you
Oh no, you're with that dick
He treats you like shit
But to me you say
I've friendzoned you (you [x6])
I want you here with me whenever I'm sad (sad [x6])
But you'll never get to take me to bed (bed [x6])
Sorry that the feelings aren't mutual (ual [x6])
Take it or leave it 'cause I've friendzoned you
(Yo, drop the bass)
(Bass)
>>68465805
What a shit ref
>>68469687
>white people should fell guilty, its fucking horrible
>>68469921
>*loudly interrupts for metaphorical story*
>>68469851
if you think that's bad reffing get a load of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kf2G6n_HEo
Welcome to IF I DID IT where we analyze and solve PR kerfuffles from the world of MMA and beyond
What are my fellow heemsters eating?
>pic related
Strawberries, ghee, honey, and coconut oil
>Oxbow isn't my favorite alternative band
>>68470423
>>68470526
Anybody doing webm requests? I wouldn't mind an HD version of this.
what if they gave GSP the Lesnar treatment for a return?
>it's a Joe Rogan talks about the octopus apocalypse episode
>Jon
10 minutes until Schaub AMA
link your questions and we will upvote them
>>68470364
frig off nate!
>>68471329
>>68464570
B T F O
B
T
F
O
>>68471557
No "we" won't.
>>68469484
Joe could legit have the same 5 guests over and over again and no one will mind. Why does he alwasy need these random people?
>>68469484
POP YOUR
>ALPHA BRAIN
>SHROOM TECH SPORT
>HIMALAYAN SALT
>HEMP FORCE
>>68470033
I liked his story about fucking a wife whose husband was rich, and she asked him to kill him for her. You just know she was white.
>>68471801
>random person
>self described warrior poet and Onnit™ Founder Aubrey Marcus
Pick one
Knuckle up > if I did it > care/don't care preview
>>68471557
im gonna ask if he's interested in a fight with rich piana and also in a seperate one if he knows about heem
>>68471677
succ
>>68469484
>it's a dudelmaohunting bears eat their own cubs episode
>>68471557
where is it i cant see it?
![ITTIG_trashman_Penn[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/r8uBO6l.jpg "ITTIG_trashman_Penn[1].jpg")
>>68471801
aubrey is on all the time and goes over the same warrior poet faggotry each and every time
>>68472366
hasn't started yet. I will post a link as soon as it goes live.
WHERE IS THE SCHAUB AMA?
>>68471913
I pick random person
>>68472667
Stay ignorant bucko
>>68472509
I didn't actually check. Aubrey is alright. But a lot of times it's uninteresting people.
>>68471909
Are you serious?
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4o3q9m/we_are_brendan_and_bryan_from_the_fighter_and_the/
>>68473093
About what?
>>68473154
HERE WE GO
EVERYONE GET IN HERE AND ASK YOUR QUESTIONS
>>68473093
Eugene literally tells stories about cucking people. Once he even told a "hypothetical" stories about cucking Nate.
top fucking kek theres no way he can avoid the rich piana question now, start spamming HEEM memes and questions about it, try to get him here
>>68473336
Get a dog
mma nation sucks ngannou dick
why haven't you goofs jumped ship for mma oddsbreaker
>>68473154
downvote everyone whos not us
>>68466567
>r/mma hates on him every chance possible
https://www.reddit.com/user/StevenSeagalFan
>the only question he's answered is about merch
norway doesn't have niggers, aubrey
>>68473424
absolute madman
>>68473424
Someone ask him if he fucked Bobby Lee's gf, and if he's aware that Bobby Lee set up a camera on his front door after he saw a message from Brendan on her phone.
>>68473424
Why didn't they do it on /r/MMA?
>>68473424
upboated friend :^)
ask some questions
will upvote any good ones
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4o3q9m/we_are_brendan_and_bryan_from_the_fighter_and_the/
Leitreally who?
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4o3q9m/we_are_brendan_and_bryan_from_the_fighter_and_the/d49cbz9
D U C K I N G
>>68473631
link it like this
https://www.4chan.org/sp/heem
>well...my name is Brendan not sure what "brain injury" youre referring to my man.
who is currently /yourboy/ heem?
lmfao
Every comment that doesnt end in a question mark gets deleted I think
>>68467274
Because ichiro is goat
![fgvhbnj[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/p7iAGYr.jpg "fgvhbnj[1].jpg")
>Hey guys, huge fan of the show. I have a brain injury just like Brandon so it's great to see someone breaking down barriers for us!
My question is for Brandon, what was it about retiring from UFC that made you decide to finally get fit and start losing the puppy fat? I myself have trouble with my weight so am excited to see what motivates my hero.
>well...my name is Brendan not sure what "brain injury" youre referring to my man. i just stopped because of several reasons and it was the best choice i ever made.
kek
>>68473772
Red King
>>68473772
Always and forever.
>no questions for Bryan yet
kek
Hey guys, huge fan of the show. I have a brain injury just like Brandon so it's great to see someone breaking down barriers for us!
My question is for Brandon, what was it about retiring from UFC that made you decide to finally get fit and start losing the puppy fat? I myself have trouble with my weight so am excited to see what motivates my hero.
>>68473948
roasted
>>68473948
my keks have left orbit
Brendan playing the "literally who" card is a sign of weakness.
Does this affect the betting line?
>Lithcuck
>You want to make it happen? we can schedule it for a new fight promotion called HEEM FC
you guys need to stop lmao
did anyone ask if he browses /heem/ yet?
>>68473776
how will piano respond?
>>68473948
kek
If Brendan won't fight Piana because Brendan doesn't fight, then why is his show called the Fighter and the Kid?
False advertising desu
>There's an MMA fighter by the name of Rich Piana who wishes to fight you. Would you be open to fighting him? He's major against steroids like you.
Is this fine or too tryhard?
>>68466998
Thanks
>>68474100
at this point it doesn't matter, post anything
>>68474087
multiple people have asked him
>>68473948
L M F A O
>which one? i had several my man
someone ask him why the podcast is still called the fighter and the kid since Schaub isn't a fighter anymore and Callen is middle aged.
>>68474100
>asking for approval from 4chan
You're well past too try hard lmao
![dana-white-laughing-mma[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/r9GobYe.png "dana-white-laughing-mma[1].png")
>Are you aware(schaub) that you're basically a walking meme for MMA fans?
>This is Bryan now.
>>68474100
You're 5 levels too deep
Lurk more
pls ask bryan for fiona apple stories
>lithcuck
>>68473948
brilliant
>yes! just got my GREATS. Love them and I'll be modeling them later. Check them out at GREATS.COM
>Hey Brendan, what's it feel like to be a t-shirt mogul?
>def not a shirt mogul. i just make cool shirts i like and fans seem to dig them. excited about our collab with roots of fight this month.
>>68465370
damn man your man cave must be famous. that shit is on pinterest, the bro bible, and about 50 others sites. it's one of the top searches for man cave as well.
oh baby
should we start calling him out on being a shill now and try to derail the entire thing?
>>68465433
breeder scum
>>68473948
who here asked this i wanna give them a 4chan gold
Guys, can't you just talk about Reddit on Reddit?
>>68474610
no cause we're talking about 4chan on there
>>68474631
How is that redeeming?
>>68474641
It's called advertising. Look it up.
>>68474658
Alright, I did some research. Why would we want to advertise /heem/? It is already awful enough as is.
Would he spitroast Ronda with Travis?
>>68470617
Best I got
We did it /heem/.
MMA is legal in NY
Let's kill two birds with one stone: be patronizing to schaub like he is to us and be able to identify fellow heemers. Inject "my man" "bro" "bud" "boss" "chief" into your questions.
>>68474855
Inject a bullet into your brain
>>68474773
Take a few courses on the (You) economy then we can talk.
>all these "xD" tier questions
TAM podcast should be on tonight. Call in and keep asking about the Chad Mendes PED scandal.
>>68475039
kek dont they do it in the day now
>>68475057
no idea but last I knew is that they do it on tuesdays. I used to post links and skype lines here but a mod banned me. Has anyone ever called in and made fun of those short fuse manlets or the fat fuck?
>all these eurofagdiveball threads
so annoying, can't believe i ever liked that god-awful sport, thankfully i grew up and started shitposting here
>>68475126
people have called in and made fun of the fat fuck but he's never on the show anymore, last time i saw him on someone called in and called him a fat mongoloid retard
>schaub is ducking ron piano
>>68475191
I think it would be funny if someone came in and said they met faber and the inject him into the "grocery store celebrity" copypasta. Ad libbed of course so they can't tell you're reading something.
>>68475219
Schaub is a coward, Rich Piano is a 5%er for life. There shouldn't be any surprise here
>>68475219
Schaub is such a little bitch. A real man gets mentioned and he sends Bryan out to answer questions.
>>68475241
just point blank ask them how many guys from the gym plowed pvz
takes like 2 seconds to ask and they disconnect you that quickly
>>68475328
That's actually a good question desu
>>68475328
We should call in when Paige is in the studio and refer to her as Paige Sletten
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4HfvctECyA
Time for some Rory autism
Say nice things about Fedor
>>68475440
GOAT can crusher
>>68475412
I'm thinking it'd be better when she's not there. If she's there they'd go beta orbiter mode and be too scared to talk and she'd only get flustered and leave.
If she wasn't there I guarantee you one of those frat boys will say something.
>>68475440
He participated in the greatest fight of all time against Hong Man Choi
>>68474344
Edgestonia is a juicing sociopath, can't blame him too much for pulling out desu
Are you the ones being mean to Bryan and Brendan on reddit?
>>68475418
>had to sacrifice relationships
I'll bet he's still a virgin
>never saw Fedor vs Cro Cop
>watch it for the first time
>Fedor beating Cro Cans ass easily
>Cro Crap looking nervous,tripping all over the place,missing kicks, wanting to cry
>loses unanimously after ass beating
>right leg boring left leg whatever
>mfw
Never have I seen a fighter so shook in all my years of watching MMA. No wonder he got BTFO so badly when he came to the UFC
Looks like the only way to find out if Brendan knows about /heem/ is to do it in person.
I find it hard to believe he doesn't know who Rich Piana is either.
>>68475525
His girlfriend is pregnant, dummy
>>68475569
didnt know he had one.
>>68475440
I rate Fedor.
>>68475569
...your point?
>>68475525
Suspected UFC virgins:
>rory
>gsp
>cruz
who else?
>>68475600
Sage
>>68475525
>the baby comes out black
>>68475600
>GSP
Absolutely wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_GLj7phZQY
>>68475600
You can't be a professional fighter in peak physical condition and not get laid. The only virgin I've ever seen in the cage was Rory's debut at 16.
>>68475600
Ben Rothwell
>>68475666
He's raped a few teens before
>>68475622
He's just frontin man. All talk. Who has to talk that much about it in public?
He gets infront of the girls
> eh-heh eh-heh e-heh
Killer Cub vs Kawajiri in Utah boys
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/14/11938082/cub-swanson-vs-tatsuya-kawajiri-targeted-for-ufc-fight-night-in-utah
>>68475620
It will be funnier when the baby is born and looks exactly like Rory but with a baby body
>>68475721
kek
Watch this without crying
Pro tip: you can't
https://youtu.be/wiBs1PcuDws
https://youtu.be/wiBs1PcuDws
hmmm...is this true?
>>68475721
>>68475746
all my forty keks
>>68475780
no it isnt
stay the fuck away from here you pussy ass bernie voters
>>68475780
stay there
>>68475780
>forum
>>68475775
30 seconds in and already bawling
>>68475604
thats like calling a terrorist a member of the islam
Could you take down Big John?
So they just rip off designs of other organizations and paste their names on it?
>>68475999
term 1: ariel must be banned
>>68475999
>that profile pic
>shut it down
now everything is explained
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6rjurum0T4
>>68475999
>this is considered "journalism" now
