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no news
1st for Mods are fucking inept retards
>>68464457
I'm now much more aware of his tactic relying on mods being super lazy and just deleting the entire thread lol
how much time til the fights?
>>68464482
Real thread
>/mlb/, /nba/, /nfl/, /trb/ and even /bet/ have tons of OP with a single word like "Brady" and /heem/ can't
We take sports very seriously
>>68464570
completely fucking BTFO
how long before we're moved to /asp/? I feel like we used up our last freebie
>>68464440
Good OP, OP
>>68464620
Not any time soom if the mods ever did their jobs correctly
>>68464620
Bigger than soccer ya dumb goof
>>68464742
>oh look this thread has 80 reported posts in it
>I'll just delete the thread
So much cancer, why do we even come here anymore?
>>68465023
it's your fault honestly
>/heem/ is pro Trump
>/heem/ is pro Dana
>/heem/ is pro mods
Welp maybe this semen slurping sport isn't for me
She's never gonna fight again, is she.
>>68465065
>not being pro trump
>not being pro dana
>implying anybody is pro mods
>>68465184
wow unreal hands
Best fight that isn't the main or comain?
At least UFC 200 is only a four weeks away, right?
>>68465316
Theodorou vs Alvey
where do you watch the fights /heem/?
pic related, my man cave
>>68465370
why are the tvs so small
Canadian OP went from longtime villain to the hero we need. Maybe we were too distracted to realize he was a hero all along.
lol why did the thread get deleted
>>68462460
Upcoming events and news can be found in the OP of this thread, look at it if you want
>>68465370
Can I live with you?
>>68465065
I'm guessing you're a 189er. Which means you weren't here for Fight Night Bendo vs Khabilov. If you'd been here that night you would know /heem/ isn't pro mods. But is pro Trump and Pro Dana. Ariel is a good actor. I bet you believe his tears were real.
>>68465455
lol I was the villain
>>68465479
no-one cares.
>>68465381
Post your tv
>>68464440
Responding to the OP to ensure this post is more visible to someone who enters the thread a while from now
Upcoming events and news can be found in the OP of this (>>68462460) thread, look at it if you want
>>68465316
I'm looking forward to my boy Sean o'connell heem'ing that hockey goof
http://webm.land/media/tmp/15f393c2-d79d-4948-9463-b877482c540f.webm
Also mcrory vs jotko should be spicy
Beal vs soto should be good as well
>tfw ready to cuck the sperg OP again
>>68465479
Stfu before i RNC ur ass
"So I called Luke up and told him, hey pal, sorry about your father. I'll arrange for an immidieate rematch so you can go see him again real soon mate."
>>68465857
holy shit is this real??? what a dick
>>68466013
Yes.
>>68465857
>>68466013
to be fair, Rockhold started it.
REMINDER
SCHAUB'S AMA IS IN 2HRS ON REDDIT
daily reminder that you idiots getting mad when I made a normal OP and creating another thread anyway is the reason that this ever became funny in the first place
what are you gonna ask schaub and callen?
>>68466459
why do you need our approval?
>>68466580
I haven't been around much lately, I'm just saying you deserve him is all
>>68466567
ask them whatever happened to creepline
>>68465734
Fucking kill yourself already you waste of fucking life
http://bookiebeatdown.podomatic.com/entry/2016-06-14T11_24_40-07_00
>>68466567
I'll think of something good.
JUST
>>68465370
why do you have an ichiro jersey if you're a cleveland fan
>>68466567
Brendan, what ever happened to your roommate at University of Colorado? What does he do for a job, and do you think he leads a fulfilling life?
>>68466567
Hey Schaub I was wondering what MMA forums you frequent? You have quite a large following on 4chan's /Heem/. They are trying to get a fight with you and Rich Piana into fruition.
This is actually a pretty big opportunity for /Heem/.
We MUST get Schaubs attention at the AMA
>>68467511
It's The Schaub, thanks
>>68467511
Go outside.
>>68466567
Hey Brendan, can you talk about your denial of your Jewish roots and do you acknowledge the holocaust?
>>68466320
"So I asked Rockhold after the fight, hey buddeh, why do you keep posting all those instagram pictures of you hanging out with all those hot chicks when we all know you're a massive faggot? Anyway I respect you as a fighter."
>>68466567
If he ever felt his son kicking in his mothers womb when he lay his head on her belly, and if so, how long he was KO'd for.
wake up, /heem/. It's all over.
>>68468299
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
CARLOS CONDIT VS NICK DIAZ 2 ADDED TO UFC 200
GET HYPE
GET FUCKIN HYPE
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/742490873372549120
>>68468354
It means he won 1, 3, 4
>>68468299
One more rep
>>68468474
Yeah, he did.
https://youtu.be/3KzHcRt-IhU
https://youtu.be/4ixh_e6jVws
https://youtu.be/7PGcID0UDow
>>68467030
It got...
*deep sigh*
Physical.
>>68468458
what did he mean by this
how would DC fare against the guy on the far right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37GRkZn8WLY
>>68468945
DC is a giant killer
post walkouts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvS351QKFV4
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/14/11931844/pic-conor-mcgregor-hires-jiu-jitsu-wizard-train-him-nate-diaz-rematch-ufc-202-mma
How fucked is Nate?
>>68468458
kill yourself adan
not even going to click that
>>68469125
very fucked, he was doing well on the ground before. for example he sweeped Nate and had top control at the end of the first.
>>68469109
>spam the thread with links nobody will click
>>68469195
swept
>>68468945
He would pick him up and drop him on the ground.
>>68469233
I always click every link but everyone has worse taste than me.
>>68469320
sorry lad, im an immigrant
>>68469426
*worse taste than I do.
www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/UFC/article-3641483/Famous-UFC-fighter-Stephen-Thompson-did-WHAT-to-this-young-girl.html
What the fuck......
JRE listen-along time,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
Rejoice!
>>68469484
>le snake oil salesman
ehhh, i'll probably watch for a little bit
>>68469478
>girl
>>68469484
thanks for the heads up
>>68465370
this is such a subhuman amerilard thing
>>68469125
But Nate is a first degree black belt under Cesar Gracie and fucking trains on a weekly basis
King Nate thread
>>68469484
who /IMAGINATION/ here?
>>68469639
PREMIER
Alright,I'm almost closing this JRE already
>>68469109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_YVXAFSPxE
Oh girl, this is agony
I wish you were into me
But no, it's not meant to be
No matter how good I treat you
Oh no, you're with that dick
He treats you like shit
But to me you say
I've friendzoned you (you [x6])
I want you here with me whenever I'm sad (sad [x6])
But you'll never get to take me to bed (bed [x6])
Sorry that the feelings aren't mutual (ual [x6])
Take it or leave it 'cause I've friendzoned you
(Yo, drop the bass)
(Bass)
>>68465805
What a shit ref
>>68469687
>white people should fell guilty, its fucking horrible
>>68469921
>*loudly interrupts for metaphorical story*
>>68469851
if you think that's bad reffing get a load of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kf2G6n_HEo
Welcome to IF I DID IT where we analyze and solve PR kerfuffles from the world of MMA and beyond
What are my fellow heemsters eating?
>pic related
Strawberries, ghee, honey, and coconut oil
>Oxbow isn't my favorite alternative band
Anybody doing webm requests? I wouldn't mind an HD version of this.
what if they gave GSP the Lesnar treatment for a return?
>it's a Joe Rogan talks about the octopus apocalypse episode
>Jon
10 minutes until Schaub AMA
link your questions and we will upvote them
>>68470364
frig off nate!
>>68464570
B T F O
B
T
F
O
>>68471557
No "we" won't.
>>68469484
Joe could legit have the same 5 guests over and over again and no one will mind. Why does he alwasy need these random people?
>>68469484
POP YOUR
>ALPHA BRAIN
>SHROOM TECH SPORT
>HIMALAYAN SALT
>HEMP FORCE
>>68470033
I liked his story about fucking a wife whose husband was rich, and she asked him to kill him for her. You just know she was white.
>>68471801
>random person
>self described warrior poet and Onnit™ Founder Aubrey Marcus
Pick one
Knuckle up > if I did it > care/don't care preview
>>68471557
im gonna ask if he's interested in a fight with rich piana and also in a seperate one if he knows about heem
>>68469484
>it's a dudelmaohunting bears eat their own cubs episode
>>68471557
where is it i cant see it?
>>68471801
aubrey is on all the time and goes over the same warrior poet faggotry each and every time
>>68472366
hasn't started yet. I will post a link as soon as it goes live.
WHERE IS THE SCHAUB AMA?
>>68471913
I pick random person
>>68472667
Stay ignorant bucko
>>68472509
I didn't actually check. Aubrey is alright. But a lot of times it's uninteresting people.
>>68471909
Are you serious?
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4o3q9m/we_are_brendan_and_bryan_from_the_fighter_and_the/
>>68473093
About what?
>>68473154
HERE WE GO
EVERYONE GET IN HERE AND ASK YOUR QUESTIONS
>>68473093
Eugene literally tells stories about cucking people. Once he even told a "hypothetical" stories about cucking Nate.
top fucking kek theres no way he can avoid the rich piana question now, start spamming HEEM memes and questions about it, try to get him here
>>68473336
Get a dog
mma nation sucks ngannou dick
why haven't you goofs jumped ship for mma oddsbreaker
>>68473154
downvote everyone whos not us
>>68466567
>r/mma hates on him every chance possible
https://www.reddit.com/user/StevenSeagalFan
>the only question he's answered is about merch
norway doesn't have niggers, aubrey
>>68473424
absolute madman
>>68473424
Someone ask him if he fucked Bobby Lee's gf, and if he's aware that Bobby Lee set up a camera on his front door after he saw a message from Brendan on her phone.
>>68473424
Why didn't they do it on /r/MMA?
>>68473424
upboated friend :^)
ask some questions
will upvote any good ones
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4o3q9m/we_are_brendan_and_bryan_from_the_fighter_and_the/
Leitreally who?
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4o3q9m/we_are_brendan_and_bryan_from_the_fighter_and_the/d49cbz9
D U C K I N G
>>68473631
link it like this
https://www.4chan.org/sp/heem
>well...my name is Brendan not sure what "brain injury" youre referring to my man.
who is currently /yourboy/ heem?
lmfao
Every comment that doesnt end in a question mark gets deleted I think
>>68467274
Because ichiro is goat
>Hey guys, huge fan of the show. I have a brain injury just like Brandon so it's great to see someone breaking down barriers for us!
My question is for Brandon, what was it about retiring from UFC that made you decide to finally get fit and start losing the puppy fat? I myself have trouble with my weight so am excited to see what motivates my hero.
>well...my name is Brendan not sure what "brain injury" youre referring to my man. i just stopped because of several reasons and it was the best choice i ever made.
kek
>>68473772
Red King
>>68473772
Always and forever.
>no questions for Bryan yet
kek
Hey guys, huge fan of the show. I have a brain injury just like Brandon so it's great to see someone breaking down barriers for us!
My question is for Brandon, what was it about retiring from UFC that made you decide to finally get fit and start losing the puppy fat? I myself have trouble with my weight so am excited to see what motivates my hero.
>>68473948
roasted
>>68473948
my keks have left orbit
Brendan playing the "literally who" card is a sign of weakness.
Does this affect the betting line?
>Lithcuck
>You want to make it happen? we can schedule it for a new fight promotion called HEEM FC
you guys need to stop lmao
did anyone ask if he browses /heem/ yet?
>>68473776
how will piano respond?
>>68473948
kek
If Brendan won't fight Piana because Brendan doesn't fight, then why is his show called the Fighter and the Kid?
False advertising desu
>There's an MMA fighter by the name of Rich Piana who wishes to fight you. Would you be open to fighting him? He's major against steroids like you.
Is this fine or too tryhard?
>>68466998
Thanks
>>68474100
at this point it doesn't matter, post anything
>>68474087
multiple people have asked him
>>68473948
L M F A O
>which one? i had several my man
someone ask him why the podcast is still called the fighter and the kid since Schaub isn't a fighter anymore and Callen is middle aged.
>>68474100
>asking for approval from 4chan
You're well past too try hard lmao
>Are you aware(schaub) that you're basically a walking meme for MMA fans?
>This is Bryan now.
>>68474100
You're 5 levels too deep
Lurk more
pls ask bryan for fiona apple stories
>lithcuck
>>68473948
brilliant
>yes! just got my GREATS. Love them and I'll be modeling them later. Check them out at GREATS.COM
>Hey Brendan, what's it feel like to be a t-shirt mogul?
>def not a shirt mogul. i just make cool shirts i like and fans seem to dig them. excited about our collab with roots of fight this month.
>>68465370
damn man your man cave must be famous. that shit is on pinterest, the bro bible, and about 50 others sites. it's one of the top searches for man cave as well.
oh baby
should we start calling him out on being a shill now and try to derail the entire thing?
>>68465433
breeder scum
>>68473948
who here asked this i wanna give them a 4chan gold
Guys, can't you just talk about Reddit on Reddit?
>>68474610
no cause we're talking about 4chan on there
>>68474631
How is that redeeming?
>>68474641
It's called advertising. Look it up.
>>68474658
Alright, I did some research. Why would we want to advertise /heem/? It is already awful enough as is.
Would he spitroast Ronda with Travis?
>>68470617
Best I got
We did it /heem/.
MMA is legal in NY
Let's kill two birds with one stone: be patronizing to schaub like he is to us and be able to identify fellow heemers. Inject "my man" "bro" "bud" "boss" "chief" into your questions.
>>68474855
Inject a bullet into your brain
>>68474773
Take a few courses on the (You) economy then we can talk.
>all these "xD" tier questions
TAM podcast should be on tonight. Call in and keep asking about the Chad Mendes PED scandal.
>>68475039
kek dont they do it in the day now
>>68475057
no idea but last I knew is that they do it on tuesdays. I used to post links and skype lines here but a mod banned me. Has anyone ever called in and made fun of those short fuse manlets or the fat fuck?
>all these eurofagdiveball threads
so annoying, can't believe i ever liked that god-awful sport, thankfully i grew up and started shitposting here
>>68475126
people have called in and made fun of the fat fuck but he's never on the show anymore, last time i saw him on someone called in and called him a fat mongoloid retard
>schaub is ducking ron piano
>>68475191
I think it would be funny if someone came in and said they met faber and the inject him into the "grocery store celebrity" copypasta. Ad libbed of course so they can't tell you're reading something.
>>68475219
Schaub is a coward, Rich Piano is a 5%er for life. There shouldn't be any surprise here
>>68475219
Schaub is such a little bitch. A real man gets mentioned and he sends Bryan out to answer questions.
>>68475241
just point blank ask them how many guys from the gym plowed pvz
takes like 2 seconds to ask and they disconnect you that quickly
>>68475328
That's actually a good question desu
>>68475328
We should call in when Paige is in the studio and refer to her as Paige Sletten
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4HfvctECyA
Time for some Rory autism
Say nice things about Fedor
>>68475440
GOAT can crusher
>>68475412
I'm thinking it'd be better when she's not there. If she's there they'd go beta orbiter mode and be too scared to talk and she'd only get flustered and leave.
If she wasn't there I guarantee you one of those frat boys will say something.
>>68475440
He participated in the greatest fight of all time against Hong Man Choi
>>68474344
Edgestonia is a juicing sociopath, can't blame him too much for pulling out desu
Are you the ones being mean to Bryan and Brendan on reddit?
>>68475418
>had to sacrifice relationships
I'll bet he's still a virgin
>never saw Fedor vs Cro Cop
>watch it for the first time
>Fedor beating Cro Cans ass easily
>Cro Crap looking nervous,tripping all over the place,missing kicks, wanting to cry
>loses unanimously after ass beating
>right leg boring left leg whatever
>mfw
Never have I seen a fighter so shook in all my years of watching MMA. No wonder he got BTFO so badly when he came to the UFC
Looks like the only way to find out if Brendan knows about /heem/ is to do it in person.
I find it hard to believe he doesn't know who Rich Piana is either.
>>68475525
His girlfriend is pregnant, dummy
>>68475569
didnt know he had one.
>>68475440
I rate Fedor.
>>68475569
...your point?
>>68475525
Suspected UFC virgins:
>rory
>gsp
>cruz
who else?
>>68475600
Sage
>>68475525
>the baby comes out black
>>68475600
>GSP
Absolutely wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_GLj7phZQY
>>68475600
You can't be a professional fighter in peak physical condition and not get laid. The only virgin I've ever seen in the cage was Rory's debut at 16.
>>68475600
Ben Rothwell
>>68475666
He's raped a few teens before
>>68475622
He's just frontin man. All talk. Who has to talk that much about it in public?
He gets infront of the girls
> eh-heh eh-heh e-heh
Killer Cub vs Kawajiri in Utah boys
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/14/11938082/cub-swanson-vs-tatsuya-kawajiri-targeted-for-ufc-fight-night-in-utah
>>68475620
It will be funnier when the baby is born and looks exactly like Rory but with a baby body
Watch this without crying
Pro tip: you can't
https://youtu.be/wiBs1PcuDws
https://youtu.be/wiBs1PcuDws
hmmm...is this true?
>>68475721
>>68475746
all my forty keks
>>68475780
no it isnt
stay the fuck away from here you pussy ass bernie voters
>>68475780
stay there
>>68475780
>forum
>>68475775
30 seconds in and already bawling
>>68475604
thats like calling a terrorist a member of the islam
Could you take down Big John?
So they just rip off designs of other organizations and paste their names on it?
>>68475999
term 1: ariel must be banned
>>68475999
>that profile pic
>shut it down
now everything is explained
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6rjurum0T4
>>68475999
>this is considered "journalism" now
>>68475775
>"zebra among sheep"
>"toughest guy at the barbecue"
>"Kimbo is more famous than Fedor"
>"Kimbo was the modern day Jean-Claude Van Damme from Lionheart"
Branden is a fucking clown. Impossible to take that guy seriously.
>>68476020
who the FUCK is buying those?
Sup with Robbie's accent. His entire manner of speaking is kind of off or something.
>>68476091
Brain damage
>>68475999
who's buying?
>>68475999
Pls no. I fear change
>>68476091
he is mildly mentally floridian
>>68476124
Consortium bankrolled by Reddit and Ariel
>>68476043
Jon "Gilbert 2.0" Jones
>>68476184
I heard him say it at brunch
>>68476184
believe you me buddeh
now that USADA has cleared claudia apologize for accusing her of roiding
>>68476069
You're a clown. Nothing worse than an Internet critic. Seriously heem yourself my man.
>>68476069
>tfw Schaub is unironically smarter and more informed than the average American
Does this mean dana and rogan will be gone once the company is sold? Thank god
>>68476069
Kimbo is literally more famous than Fedor.
>>68476299
im sorry for ever doubting you my queen
>>68476303
Fuck you Schaub I know thats you. Youre a pussy for quitting mma kill yourself you cucked bitch
>>68476366
Uncle Dana will never leave us you fuckin goof, but if he did it would be the darkest day in MMA history.
>someone gave him gold
lmfao
https://www.reddit.com/user/Yearsaslave
>>68476124
M1 global and a bunch of oligarchs
>>68476430
How is that sports related?
>>68476379
In America? I'm not sure.
Internationally? Not even in the same ballpark
>>68476488
for sure kill yourself my man
>>68476430
>Dana would probably throw tens of millions at Brandon for a superfight. But it wouldn't be worth it because of brain damage and T-shirt sales are doing real nice at the moment, plus some secret stuff Brandon can't talk about right now, and also Reebok is really bad for the fighters, plus Brandon might embarrass their boy with his purple belt jitzzz
Impressed desu, is this Italy? He's going pretty hard
>>68476512
Kimbo is 100% more well known than fedor in America
>>68476512
>In America? I'm not sure.
lol are you joking?
Is he boy tier?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmpndj_Wwrc
Any more news on this MMA fighter's death?
>>68476299
I don't think her physique is that indicative of roiding. She just has great abs.
>get in my guard anon
>>68476512
Nobody in America knows who Fedorawitz is pham.
Will Brandon ever recover?
>>68476668
this
and jaw, neck, traps, shoulders, triceps, pecs
>>68476652
he says luke rockhold's father says hi
>>68476742
>>68476573
>>68476527
youre right. the wurrrrllll starrrr streetfight videos have a lot of views.
>>68476795
>>68476853
Story on this one? Great social experiment
So now that Quake is back in the mainstream, do you think Joe is going to quit UFC and become the commissioner of Bethesda's Quake Esports league?
>>68476853
Context?
>>68476850
You know his fights got some of the highest ratings of any fighter on cable? deal w/ it nerd.
>>68476089
Hopefully no one. The prospect of anyone actually paying money for an ugly t shirt based on a fucking podcast is kind of sickening.
>>68476853
What the fuck this is pham
>>68476910
>>68476896
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3514226/MMA-fighter-charged-violently-beating-defenseless-New-Jersey-teen-disturbing-attack-caught-video-went-viral.html
>>68476951
how about this t-shirt?
>>68476853
>poster saying he could heem every here gets heemed.webm
Post fighters with roid traps. Preferably those who haven't popped yet.
>>68476043
so shit without anthony
>>68476932
>You know his fights got some of the highest ratings of any fighter on cable?
I doubt thats true
>>68476987
Robbie is non-natty as hell. Still love him though.
>>68476975
>defenseless
>terrorist
>>68477016
Look it up stupid
>>68476299
God she's absolutely perfect. Why can't more women look like this.
>>68476979
>You will never visit fly to rio, stuff her in your suitcase and take her back to america to wife her and have her cook you feiojada e pao do queijo e caipirinhas
>>68477039
lmao dose shoulderssssss
>>68476900
What's the correlation
>>68477039
>implying your eyeball test matters
BRUH JUST CUZ YOU DON'T HAVE THE DISCIPLINE TO GET THAT LEAN DOESN'T MEAN OTHER PEOPLE DON'T
>>68477082
not as satisfying without the gnp
#BrainDamageBandits
>>68477039
Jesus, those delts are ridiculous
>>68477160
>#jealoush8r
>>68475691
I love Krusher Kawajiri but I hope the fight ends up being like Cub vs Siver
ITT: Hard working, good genetics, clean eating, natty fighters
>>68477039
I hope you fatsos realize how thin these guys are in person. It's not completely out of the realm of possibility. I'd like to compare this to a out of camp day.
>>68477154
Thanks saved, wish the girl getting heemed titty would have popped out
>>68477154
>white
>>68476124
Heem Industries
>>68477236
She's like 15, you perv.
>>68477231
Wait...why do black people hate trump? He's not throwing them back over a wall.
>>68477270
You're an idiot, the dude getting his ass kicked is the anti-trump one.
>>68477270
>>68477231
It's at a trump rally
The crowd is holding Trump signs and Trump is speaking on the stage
>>68477270
black man was a trump supporter, dingus
>>68477268
Everyones a perv, just some don't admit it
>>68465498
he's most likely a 196er tbqhfam
>>68477270
>why do black people hate trump?
Because he's threatening to bring back jobs.
>>68477268
>She's like 15, you perv
>implying thats not the ideal age for women
>>68477414
That's beautiful, i hope one of those girls gave him some good head after for that HEEM
>>68465370
kek
you must be 10 years old to be posting pics of someone else's room and pretending it's yours
>>68477414
The reaction from the guy that got hit from that first punch is hilarious.
>>68477673
Idk mang I've seen many a man-child stumble upon /heem/
>>68477703
What's Canelo doing here?
>>68469581
what the fuck are you talking about
>>68477703
>Bader v Rumble.jpg
>>68477414
that slow motion
DAYUM!!!
>>68477703
>dat thicc black girl
TFATK got BTFO on that AMA
>>68477838
>that one guy BTFO out of brandon over and over
>schaub confirmed ducking ron piano
>bryan not getting any questions
>heem being mentioned multiple times
kek
Rory MacDonald vs. Stephen Thompson
Donald Cerrone vs. Patrick Cote
Steve Bossé vs. Sean O'Connell
Olivier Aubin-Mercier vs. Thibault Gouti
Valérie Létourneau vs. Joanne Calderwood
If you're on the right I'll format you in at the end as is unless you want to add a picture/actual picks
>>68477089
Joe fucking loves Quake
>>68476124
China.
Which means MMA is dead if they sell since China is literally a shit hole.
>>68477838
>those top 2 posts
god damn schaub on suicide watch
>>68477913
What happened to the guy who make pics with the anime alien on an operating table
>>68477913
Wonderboy
Cote
Bosse
Gouti
Letourneau
>tfw wonderboy is the only fighter i care about in MMA and if he loses i'll probably HEEM myself
>>68477975
Hail Voodoo God
>>68478240
i'll tell you one thing..if that guy who was coming around when wonderboy beat hendricks and was calling him a pedophile because he helps with kids, i'll fucking lose my cool
>>68477913
rory
cowboyyy
bosse
mercier
Letourneau
Guys I'm worried about Dom
>>77291176
>>68477975
hail voodoo god
>>68478326
you don't have to act tough all the time
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONN
**smacks lips**
WHERE THAT DICK AT BOY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>68478556
FOY
>>68478556
Man that's fucking cruel. This guy is going to have another jre tier breakdown.
who is the most overrated fighter and why is it Rory McDonald?
>>68477913
Rory
Cowboy
Big Bossman
Gouti?
Létourneau
>>68478235
The Illusive Man
>>68478556
cringe worthy
>>68477194
mark_hunt_vs._stefan_struve.webm
>>68464620
I feel like you are one of the trolls trying to get banned.
>>68478625
McMemers. Got heemd by #7 lightweight and hes still the vegas favorite for the rematch. I'm gonna make a lot of money come august.
>>68478623
I think you'd be surprised. Callen would tap Schaub if he gets too doofy.
>>68469581
and your favelas are the pinnacle of human life?
keep it coming lads
https://twitter.com/RowdyBec/status/742870284802215936
#winterswag #nopantsarethebestpants #ugg #beanie #tattoo #girlswithtattoos
>>68478907
what do you think she smells like
Juicing is becoming a family affair thanks to @oceanorganicsjuice awesome and delicious juices! Make sure to check them out on Fisher Blvd in Toms River! #SupportingLocalBusinesses
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>>68478900
>redit with better bants
i'm out, fuck this cancer site
>>68478927
cigarettes and abortion clinic antiseptic
>>68478938
You should've listened
>>68478946
>implying that wasn't me
>>68478927
Ashtrays and stale cum
Post your walkout songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVyGxlgeAjc
When you like something so much you buy a machine and start a business @therapycryosalon
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGp1mUgzFkk/
>a thread full of people LITERALLY posting on reddit
I don't think this semen-slurping general is for me anymore.
Thanks for the cheese, catch ya's later.
>>68478660
this
>you took the g8 b8 m8
is that the same guy who made that alistair overeem comment on the heemspeak video
>>68478625
Cruz has won 3 fights in the past five years against a 38 year old bantamweight, a champ who dethroned a busted Barao, and a japanese wrestlefucker made of glass.
>>68477270
Because he's openly and proudly by supported by the KKK, along with every racist you will ever meet on the internet?
>>68478900
they're both hacks though
>>68479057
bait harder
Marc Ratner UFC
@MarcRatnerUFC
Finally Charlie Brown made the winning goal
https://twitter.com/MarcRatnerUFC/status/742867943390773248
RATNERRRRRRR
>>68479036
How many phonebooks is he standing on?
>>68479036
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BGp1mUgzFkk/
why is Mighty Mouse ducking Ian lads?
>>68479112
I wonder how hard he's patting himself on the back for that.
>>68479036
Are you even a real fight fan?
I remember watching this little nigger when he had pigtails and got btfo by cruz.
>mcmgreggor stays at 170 and ends up fighting wonderboy
will the cage be able to contain the memes?
>>68477913
Thompson
Cote
Oconnell
Aubin-Mercer
Letorneau
>>68479159
>Ducking a manlet
>>68477414
Promising HW prospect
>>68479236
sauce?
>>68479290
https://youtu.be/tqI4NKLhhvU
Mighty Mouse is S H O O K
I got my dad UFC tickets for father's day.
What'd you boys get your old man?
>>68479234
He would get so fucking embarrassed by Wonderboy I'd probably burn an Irish flag on my lawn in celebration
>>68477414
farmer kid would heem bigfoot silva straight up
>>68479159
Current Mouse would HEEM McCall pretty handy. Gap between them has grown exponentially since their first fight
>>68479356
This is a pretty autistic post
>>68479369
People don't get this. DJ would heem anybody 145 and below. It wouldn't even be particularly close.
>>68479341
flowers for his grave
>>68479455
i thought it was funny, eat a dick
>>68479341
>implying i have a father
>>68479482
Good for you man.
>>68479341
Considering heeming him desu
>>68479482
I know that feel
>>68479455
>(You)
>>68476853
jesus Ido, calm down
>>68478556
i'm here to call you a fag
>>68479565
RARE
A
R
E
>>68479533
I kinda fear this feel
Dallas-area MMA fighter, 25, dead after playing Russian roulette, report says
http://crimeblog.dallasnews.com/2016/06/mma-fighter-25-dies-after-shooting-himself-while-playing-russian-roulette-in-dallas-apartment-report-says.html/
>>68479565
i'm here to call you poor
>>68479473
He needs to fight Cruz then, that's the money fight for him. I don't think MM is as confident in himself as you are.
>>68477913
Rory
Cowboy
Bosse
Mercier
Calderwood
>>68479711
hey look he looks like you
Alpha Brain BTFO. This Reddit guy might actually be okay lads
later goofs #TheHeemTeam
>>68479782
Is this the depth of Canadian humor?
>>68477913
Valerie via DEC
OAM via DEC
Bosse via HEEM
Cote via DEC
Rory via TKO
>>68479533
mackenzie dern is the small girl btw
she'll be fighting in legacy fc 58
>>68476512
Kimbo is definitely more well known. He was one of the first youtube stars.
Who would win in a fight between Miesha Tate and Bryan Caraway?
>>68479533
>5'3" vs 6'2"
>>68479565
witnessed
>>68479810
lol well it is funny bud
>>68479885
Why do lanklets think height matters more than weight?
>>68479821
her nose is big
>>68479533
such beautiful display of technicality by gabi
>YOU JUST KNOW
I'm not ok with this.
>>68479953
whatever its not like any of those fags are gonna stay
>>68479995
I know at least one of them has
(You)
>>68480038
talking about yourself?
>tfw i could easily heem every her
Stann interviews Hendo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62_lpaYO62Y
Additionally, per Eric Winter, the UFC Fight Pass Fanatic Challenge is still going. Please review and "like" your favourite fanatics!
http://ufc.create.it/campaign/ufc-fight-pass-fanatic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g6jWmwmxFc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEk3FADMsYY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd5Qy-DkL1g
>>68480216
>mfw it's actually real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vczwv55Th9A
>>68480338
i think eets a plus for wrorey
>>68480338
war rory
Cowboy Cerrone
@Cowboycerrone
I'm on the rehabilitation Canada program!! So all you fuck ups out there is hope
https://twitter.com/Cowboycerrone/status/742893360742965248
Schaub on JRE talking about a guy he bullied in college
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKkKdcgxvdo
>>68480327
That's because most people heard about Ali on their local radio station on their way to work. Nobody has to fucking google Muhammed Ali you idiot
>>68479953
FAGGOTS
>>68479953
DELETE THIS
>>68480338
meanwhile wonderboi's been training TDD with his dad, ye?
>>68480434
hey bro what do you call that armenian food that's like a paste made of chopped/smashed walnuts and a bunch of other stuff. you eat it with bread. i tried google but all that comes up is muhammara and i don't remember it being spicy.
>>68469397
Cwahh fuckin ell m8 that was creative
lads I think robbie spread his receding hairline gene to rory during their bloodbath
>>68480338
>the best boys are fighting each other
>>68480674
Walnut pate?
>>68480674
Hummus?
>>68480847
Dude I was just watching Wonderboy's videos and it's terrible.
The autistic shy young man with a godly warrior spirit vs a guy who runs a karate academy with his dad and his dad is his godamn coach
>>68480674
Rice?
>>68480661
>>68481004
thompson has been training his tdd with weidman
>>68480921
where's artem
>>68480674
Alpha Brain?
>>68481118
Rory isn't just going to try to take him down, he's going to move forward constantly
>>68481178
NEW
>>68481118
He brought in a different guy for Hendricks. 14:20
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3q9fp5
>>68481180
Thompson will heem him if he does, he's a better kickboxer. You aren't giving Rory enough credit, he will fight smarter than that.
>>68477913
Waterboy
Côté
The Boss
The Québec Kid
Létourneau
Actual new thread >>68481265
>>68481229
Rory is a better striker than anyone Wonderboy has ever beaten, he has better range and footwork than anyone Wonderboy has ever beaten
You are the one who is underestimating Rory if you think he definitely gets heem'd if he stands with him
>>68481180
That's what I thought Rory would do against Tarec! However, Rory did something way more clever instead.
>>68481193
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>68481295
He will get countered and dropped. Rory can't "stand and trade" with Thompson like you think he can. Rory can use his footwork to counter and force a take down.
who knew asking about obscure armenian foods could be such a (You) factory
>>68480926
that actually might be it, bean and walnut pate. it wasn't served as a loaf like most pates but the flavors seem to match.
>>68480921
props to dj for fucking dominating his division with a shorter reach/height than the rest
>Rory can stand with Wonderboy
tryhard BTFO
>>68481004
my boy is rory
but to be fair wonderboy is a literal kickboxing world champ
I think he's undefeated
>>68480318
some serious qts there
>>68481599
NEW
>>68481613
AND STILL
>>68481582
It's a damn interesting fight, that's for sure. Easily worthy of being on the 200 card. I worry for Rory though, it's his return after Lawler and we don't really know what shape he'll be in after encountering Blood Orc at the peak of his power
It is unfathomable how fucking retarded the mods are
>>68481638
Literally the only answer to what shape he'll be in is better than you have ever seen him before
he has evolved in every single fight, a lot
>>68481655
They have difficult jobs.
>>68481666
That'll be nice desu, hope nothing on him is deleted
>>68481655
They've done far worse shit than this, this is actually sort of understandable because muh early threads
/heem/?
new thread boys
>>68481987
>>68481987
>>68481987
>>68481988
right here britbro
>it's a mod crackdown episode
Good.
>>68481988
WELCOME TO THE PARTY, PAL
>>68481997
>>68481623
>Deletes the 1 thread we had up after the bump limit
>Leads to two threads currently up
Why on earth did he delete the last one, because we were being a bit off topic?
>>68482016
>>68482051
I'm a samurai
>>68482118
You're on leave Buddeh
>>68479533
>>68479885
More like
>5'9" vs 6'0"
>>68480674
halva lad
Last for Schaub.
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